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186 headlines found matching 'American films'
Sun September 24, 2017
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
No. Just no
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who was too cheap to pay for airport parking parks her car in front of a man's home before she goes on vacation. The man decides to wrap her car in thick cellophane
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Fri September 22, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mike Gundy's "I'm a man, I'm 40" rant turns ten years old today. Happy birthday, because IT'S GARBAGE
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert releases his very own leaked meltdown tape since Lawrence O'Donnell's was leaked for him
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you trapped a skunk in Oklahoma and then set it on fire, animal control would like to talk, preferably upwind of you
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lake Placid student brings loaded gun and knife to school. Placid, my ass
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Wed September 20, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man dies in attempted murder-suicide, which really makes you wonder what would've happened if the attempt had been successful
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield on what caused the Sooners' 2014 collapse: (A) poor playcalling (b) no talent depth and lack of execution (C) a tough road schedule or (D) Katy Perry
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Mon September 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
In yesterday's game, Jay Cutler threw what may be the worst Hail Mary in NFL history
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Uber driver helps Lyft driver escape from overturned SUV. This is the only positive Uber news you've heard in months so savor it
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Lexus goes "Hey, Kool-Aid!" on fourth floor parking garage wall. Oh, yeah!
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into catering truck at airport. Results in significant delays and saving everyone planning to order the fish
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There's good publicity and there's bad publicity, and they're just not in the same vein
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman wants to sue paint company because painting her face pink turned her face pink
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Fri September 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After weeks of delays for fears of riots, cop acquitted of murder. Judge said cop's use of personal firearm and yelling "I'm going to kill this motherfarker" was ambiguous and not indicative of intent
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man uses chainsaw to help wife in labor; ends up delivering twins
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wait. Scarlett Johansson is single again? Well, why didn't anyone tell me. Quick, to the "In My Dreams" Copter
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Wed September 13, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Karma, bro
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Grown man gets dumped, and you're reading about this on Fark
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Sometimes after a long, hard day of work it's nice to come home and find a mysterious naked woman asleep in your bed
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Thu September 07, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bentonville police said a thief trudged through the fountain waters and took off with a nearly 30-pound cannonball from a Confederate statue
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Wed September 06, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Kardashian empire is expanding again. The Federation is on red alert
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Parents say they weren't notified of inappropriate touching at school summer camp, urged to check on condition of band flutes
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Guy reports his car stolen that he himself sold the day before while really drunk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkey subs could fly
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines just write themselves
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Moscow taxi driver drives erratically, not bad for having parking attendant on the hood. Alcohol may have been involved
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man investigating MH370 wreckage is gunned down in Madagascar
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Pop quiz, hotshot. You're trapped in a bakery for days because of massive flooding. What do you? What do you do?"
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Drunk speeds away from cops, crashes car, then tries to run away. He succeeds. By jumping off a 25-foot interstate overpass
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My office finally started blocking Fark. I'm stuck using my phone to communicate with you people. You're so tiny now
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
350 gators will probably escape Houston gator farm due to Harvey. Which is good, because somebody needs to fight all the sharks
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Premium water companies introduce 'gluten-free' versions because they know we're stupid and we'll buy them
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I lost my dog and tried everything to get him back. Only one thing worked: hanging my bra on a tree
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin's social media accounts have been hacked
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Hawk chooses the best place to wait out Hurricane Harvey: in some guy's cab and then his living room
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
13-year-old driver arrested after police find 25 pounds of meth in car, because nothing avoids suspicion like 13-year-old kids driving cars
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Okay, quick, make a headline with "high speed chase" "Hummer" and "casket"
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you illegally park your car in China
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Active shooter situation in Charleston (live feed in article)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey slams fan who was outraged at her Playboy shoot. Uncle Albert unavailable for comment
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Do you own a Tesla? Do you want to drive a giant underground drill? Well, I've got good news for you
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Off-duty deputy saves couple from burning car by shooting it. No, really
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, sir, your wife died at the hospital." "Oh, my god, what floor is her body on?" "Well, that's kind of the problem"
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Sat August 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Payback is going to be a b*tch when you're a married man who invited a woman back to your Manhattan apartment, and she made off with $50G of jewelry, including your wife's wedding ring
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Fri August 18, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Car's got a lot of pickup
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Seattleite welcomes Alex Jones to town in the most Seattle way possible
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(Grumpy Sloth)
 
 
 
The 5 worst things about being famous
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Bride surprises father with Chicago Bears dress at wedding, will be second string QB for rest of preseason
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Have you ever seen a man with no arms eat corn on the cob? Yeah, me neither. Until now
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman discovers long lost engagement ring stolen by local carrot. Ut
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Please tell me there was a bazouki too
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You Know Nothing About Network Administration, HBO Spain
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Tue August 15, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Pantone creates a new color in honor of Prince named "Love Symbol #2", which is admittedly better than Subby's suggestion of "Royal Purple"
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Today's police brutality incident is brought to you from Euclid, Ohio
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Orphan Black creators break down the series finale and discuss a possible movie [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sat August 12, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After five seasons, countless betrayals, and countless clones, the end is nigh. Helena is about to give birth, stuck in Westmoreland's lair with Sarah. Who lives? Who dies? It's your Orphan Black Series Finale Discussion Thread 10pm ET on BBC America
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've been putting off buying yourself a project Corvette because you haven't found one you can take home in a couple of big yard waste trash bags, then, buddy, your search is over
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't bring a knife shaped like a gun to a gun shaped like a knife fight
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Clowns, furries, dummies, upside-down crucified Santas: all part of a strange season in Japanese children's TV of the Eighties
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Tue August 08, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're jogging and someone doesn't move out of your way? So does this guy
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Mon August 07, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter's publicist vies for the sympathy vote in the aftermath of his recent negative press
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested twice in 3 days for drunk driving. Since this happened in Wisconsin, she will soon be presented with an award in court
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is why the power company doesn't like metallic balloons
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more Maine women are getting into lobster catching. Well, if that's what the kids are calling it these days
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
I see your Woman on racist, vitriolic rant in the middle of a Target, throwing merchandise and dropping f-bombs, and raise you a Cray Cray in Chick-fil-A customer tossing condiments and table vases. Wait. They have table vases at Chick-fil-A?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hope you're not planning to visit Pyongyang this fall
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Wed August 02, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman's attempted recreation of Das Boot interrupted by workers
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(MPR News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Minnehaha not so funny right now
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Joey, do you like gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Wanna fly the plane?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You ever love a band so much you get a hammer stuck in your mouth?
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Four inmates on the loose after Alabama jailbreak. No word on when their country song will be released
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now we may not be Hollywood executives, but even us "regular folks" can understand that when rebooting a comic book film series, it would make just a tad bit of sense to actually focus on the main character in the reboot
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman escapes rapists using manual transmission and nerves of steel
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones spin off what what what?
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Step one: Clearly state on your dating app : 'If you send me dick pics I will send them to your mom'. Step two: Receive dick pic and forward it to his mother. Step three: Get accused of breaking the law by the original sender
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Combine one rich idiot, a slick motorway, and a Ferrari. Shake well
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The manufacturer of the Fire Ball was issued a warning for "structural fatigue" going back as far as 2007 (WARNING: Graphic video)
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber's newest feature: returning your lost stuff after you pay the ransom
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Sun July 23, 2017
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
While crashing off the ramp, aim your SUV to land on something soft, like a train
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a recipe for lobster, avocado & mango salad that just screams summer in Maine, because Maine is so well known for its mangoes and avocados
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over John Wick and Atomic Blonde, The Villainess is here to take your lunch money and steal our hearts. Wait, I mean like steal it by ripping it out with her bare hands. Run
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Michael Oher reportedly bit Uber driver, in talks with Bengals
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Holy crap video of janitor sparking massive fire with his walk behind floor scrubber
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Thu July 20, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis city mayor: Revenues are up, so public schools can get their own crossing guards from now on. But we'll continue paying for guards for the private schools though
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's Awkward Donald trying to get Putin's attention at the G 20 dinner
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The best damn NASCAR race of the year is tonight when the Truck Series hits the dirt banks of Eldora for the Mudsummer Classic, qualifying at 5 PM ET on FS1, the heat races at 7:30 PM in the ghetto on FS2, and the main event at 9 PM on Fox Business
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hannity loses it after the Health Care failure, goes on a tear against the "pampered, overpaid, spoiled GOP" for caring about people's lives and not money
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Roland should get the Dark Tower pretty quickly as the movie adaptation is only 95 minutes long
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cosmo DiNardo, who confessed to killing 4 young men in PA last week, claims to have killed 2 other people in Philadelphia when he was 15
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' premiere just broke all of HBO's ratings records. Surely Ed Sheeran deserves the credit
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Sun July 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently not learning from past celebrity breakups, another boyfriend of a Hollywood celebrity gets her name tattooed on his arm
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Llama rescued by Llovelland Search & Rescue, but his brother Bravado is stillll on the llam. Poor llittlle llllama, allll llost and allone
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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Fri July 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's emotional quiz: how many dead characters from Game of Thrones can you name?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Sorry I'm late. I had to pull someone from a burning car"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dozing NYC subway rider lady is awakened by urine stream. Welcome to New York
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought the founder of unroll.me would sleep with a venture capitalist while seeking 'angels'. Story contains the term "triggered" unironically
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested after man is run over and shot while dragging dead raccoon to crab pot, in story that amazingly does not take place in Florida
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Thirty years later, you'd still buy THAT for a dollar
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man trapped in ATM slips notes to customers begging for help
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What to do if you forget to bring your gun to a knife fight
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio has himself a progressive primary challenger, who must be making an impact since the NYPD is already jerking him around
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Psst. The man sitting next to you was pleasuring himself while you slept. We just thought you'd like to know. Please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of your flight"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's one thing to have a fight with yourself. It's another to break your leg in the process
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Tue July 11, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Des Moines Cockfighting Ring is the name of my Dead Kennedys tribute band
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The worst of Prime Day
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to defy the odds to impress a woman by standing naked outside her lanai and pressing his junk against the screen. It doesn't work
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man proposes to two sisters and it looks like they're all going to be a happily-ever-after threesome
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Mon July 10, 2017
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gee, and up til now Insane Clown Posse fans seemed so reasonable
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
IMDb entry on "This is Spinal Tap" proves that the best jokes are the subtlest ones
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
This drone can deliver beer a distance of 14 miles at a speed of 45mph. We're living in the future, people
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
'Parachute malfunction' and 'lucky to be alive' are two phrases you don't typically see in the same headline
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Sat July 08, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Sarah come to terms with Kira's strange gifts? What is Rachel hiding from the others? Will Delphine stray from Cosima? The clone saga continues in Ease for Idle Millionaires. Orphan Black, 10pm ET on BBC America
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
3D printer accidentally prints out 3D fly. So, of course, the 3D ass-print must have already happened... and the 3D god knows what else
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland's roads now eating city vehicles
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Virginia girl freed by emergency personnel after getting trapped in sofa
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for screaming at cops, resisting arrest, inciting a riot and blocking traffic. Let's review the video, shall we?
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Feeling light-headed and suspect you might be suffering from heatstroke? There's a mobile website for th
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Look what followed me home, mom. Can I keep him?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If this £143,000 McLaren 570S was a person, then DNA/dental records would have been needed to identify the utterly trashed and smouldering corpse
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Has Madison hit her breaking point? Will Junkie Depp be useful again? Will Strand survive his betrayal of Salazar? Will the "impending threat" be something other than zombies? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NY Times reports on shooting in "downtown Arkansas", which is the kind of thing their copy editors would...oh, right
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least 17 people shot at a concert in Little Rock
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is Donald Trump as George Washington
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Do Not Touch The Mangoes', good advice whether you're visiting a strip club or this Florida family's home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check out this St. Louis sinkhole, which could be a good name for their next pro sports team
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Thu June 29, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sportscaster James Brown feels good after losing 74 pounds and he looks like a different person, too
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(Time)
 
 
 
If you stole a street sweeper and took it for a joy ride in Paterson, NJ, I would like to buy you a beer
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Wed June 28, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Man drives car onto Mizzou basketball court, leaves skidmarks. Much like Mizzou's entrance into the SEC
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Tue June 27, 2017
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"Semi-naked man nabbed after ramming into several cars in Johor"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Quintessential Englishman gets hit by a bus, gets up and immediately walks into a pub
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
Video
 
Brazilian defender sent off after getting 'hadoukened' by opponent
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Purple woman stuns doctors by asking for even bigger breasts for very bizarre reason
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sheikh of Abu Dhabi said build me a mashup of a Mustang and a Ram 4x4 and Ford farking owned it
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Fri June 23, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Appleton Police Dept has acquired an adorable stress relief Goldendoodle named Blue
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In Russia, fidget spinner spins you
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mother shocked that airline strands her 17-year-old son in airport overnight. Fark: She booked him on Spirit
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After investigating themselves and finding no wrongdoing, production resumes for 'Bachelor in Paradise'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: new study shows that men cheat because they just can't resist hot chicks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You witness a shooting in a restaurant with your daughter. Do you a) duck for cover under the table b) run out the emergency door c) order the suspect to the ground and keep him there until police arrive. Fark: WITHOUT A WEAPON
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Mon June 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scene: The Terrorist Afterlife. "So, in your final mission, you were given a Kalashnikov rifle, handguns, gas cylinders and a car. How many infidels did you kill?" "Well, I dented a police van"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bad: car drowns in a flash flood. Worse: car catches on fire. Fark: both at the same time
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Sun June 18, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The clang of his brass balls rang across the city to celebrate this 97 year old's birthday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Beyonce gives birth to twins, fulfilling one of Nostradamus' lesser-known prophecies. And lo, the earth shall shake, and rain will fall upwards, and the letter K in "knee" shall no longer be silent
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"You only come when people die, Jon Snow"
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man sets underwear on fire after "accident" in Walgreens bathroom, prompts evacuation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Consumer demand for all natural products is again causing a worldwide shortage of vanilla, according to industry bean counters
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Everyone hates Theresa May for her Grenfell response
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Thu June 15, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
UCF technique uses sun's rays as weed killer, instead of mixed martial arts as initially expected by dyslexics
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has a tell. It's subtle. But Conan O'Brien spotted it
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Back in 2016, Rand Paul said we have a 2nd Amendment so that we can take out tyrannical government types. Unless, of course, you're talking about 2017 Republicans, then the 2nd Amendment sucks
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
No shooter found at Travis AFB. False alarm but probably a good practice drill
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Wed June 14, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Manchester gives Ariana Grande honorary citizenship
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick addresses booing fans: 'I'm a person too. I have feelings', which contains 25 letters, which coincides with the position she usually finishes every race
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Gabriel Heinze reveals Roy Keane once 'knocked him out' in dressing room incident
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If all else fails, call 911 to complain about waiting for your chicken nuggets
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Because nobody expects the Christian Inquisition
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
-in grill
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Fri June 09, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of rounds fired in attempted thrill killings leave some neighbors concerned about violence. You don't say
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Organ recipient accepts diploma on behalf of 13-year-old who donated liver, six metric tons of dust
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Thu June 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Grandmother is hailed a 'national hero' after getting cars to slow down near her house by pointing a hair dryer at them as if it's a speed camera. Somehow I'm not sure it's going to be that effective after all this news coverage
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Saudi soccer team lambasted for failing to honor London's attack victims. They walk around looking bored, an act reserved only for fans
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man has pair of pants stolen, and probably doesn't want them back
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Wed June 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Police said the man got up to get ready at about 5:30 a.m. Monday and found his neighbor in his bedroom, in nothing but his birthday suit." Difficulty: Utah
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ever wake up the morning after partying, and look at the bar tab asking "What was I thinking?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky's latest football recruit has the worst possible name for a kicker
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When you crash through the emergency room window, you receive instant service
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you stole a pick up truck in Aberdeen, Idaho on Sunday morning and then wrecked it, and impaled a guardrail through it, crossing a canal and then getting away, everybody wants to talk to you because WTF happened here?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Breitbart: We had 5,000 people at our Million Deplorables March in Canada. Cops: There were like 100 people in attendance. We counted
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Veterinarian seeks new homes for abandoned puppies/kittens. Fark: Veterinarian seeks new homes for 200 abandoned stick bugs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver salutes UK man who says terrorists can't keep him away from gin, men and 'brilliant women'
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Sat June 03, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
No, ZZ Top did not get its name from a broken neon pizza sign
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Fri June 02, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
German rock festival halted due to Terrorism threat. Ja Rule be like "Why the hell didn't I think of that"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan's 'Tales From The Crypt' reboot is dead at TNT
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Do you know this bank robber? He was caught on tape
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yeah, I know we haven't sent water through this pipe for 37 years, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here are some turtles sunbathing on the back of a hippo
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman: "And this is why you should always read the description while shopping on Amazon"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The F8 of the Furious has just crossed the $1 billion mark at the international box office
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