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Headlines matching 'American Airlines'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(MSNBC) Asinine Ralph Nader encounters American Airlines' policy of "the flight's not full, but it's full for you." Promptly tells them they're full of it  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Thu February 02, 2012
(UPI) Obvious American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees  (upi.com) (9)
(USA Today) Asinine Hey, good news everybody. Your frequent flier miles might now be taxable  (travel.usatoday.com) (28)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Alec Baldwin lost 30 pounds after discovering he was prediabetic. Or postdiabetic, Dr. Spaceman always gets those two confused  (dailymail.co.uk) (48)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Delta Airlines forced to reroute several aircraft after massive solar storm. Passengers will have to pay a $75 solar storm handling fee  (foxnews.com) (23)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Whoopsie diddle is that my pistol in there?  (dailystar.com.lb) (21)


Sat January 14, 2012
(AZCentral) Spiffy One airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives free snacks may buy up another airline company that packs in passengers like cattle, charges extra for luggage, and no longer gives snacks  (azcentral.com) (26)


Wed December 14, 2011
(USA Today) Asinine FAA: iPads safe for use in cockpit, still not safe for passengers because of 'interference'  (travel.usatoday.com) (336)
(Some Guy) Cool Airports now building kids' play areas for them to use instead of the jet aisles on your red eye flight   (todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com) (26)


Sun December 11, 2011
(New York Daily News) Amusing Alec Baldwin apologizes to himself on SNL  (nydailynews.com) (53)


Fri December 09, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Baldwingate intensifies yet again, as flight attendants union ups the ante on Alec Baldwin, demanding he be put on no-fly list and that 30 Rock be removed from all in-flight entertainment. Your move, Alec  (nydailynews.com) (81)


Tue December 06, 2011
(TMZ) Amusing Airline pilot uses "deplane" against Alec Baldwin during game of Words With Friends  (tmz.com) (48)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero American Airlines CEO retires without golden parachute following company's bankruptcy, citing concepts like "commitment" and "character"  (nytimes.com) (68)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Farks favorite Taiwanese animators take on the American Airlines bankruptcy. With bonus fighter jets, fat cat tycoons and a panda bear punching out a gate agent  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)


Tue November 29, 2011
(CNN) Fail American Airlines decides to become a little more like Americans  (money.cnn.com) (139)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Seattle Times) Cool Oh hey Emirates. $17 billion worth of 777s is cool. Yeah, of course we are ordering $21 billion worth of 737s  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (13)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious American Eagle fined $900,000 for tarmac delays, ugly overpriced hipster clothing  (chicagotribune.com) (59)


Sun October 30, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Get your freak on.... to the unemployment line  (nydailynews.com) (43)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Tinfoil Hat) Weird Sarah Palin is a fabrication, who was used to create the illusion that Al Qaeda is in control of the country. See, there's even a pic of her with a hat that looks like Castro's. Then it gets weird   (osamaobamabidenbinladen.blogspot.com) (60)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sappy Not news: Memorial dedicated for victims of 1979 plane crash. News: A class of 6th graders made it happen. Fark: American Airlines wrote them a letter telling them to "let it go"  (suntimes.com) (44)

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