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426 headlines found matching 'America'
Wed September 02, 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey finds violent baby names are on the rise in America, such as Trigger, Shooter, Caliber, and Magnum. Can Boom Headshot and Sucking Chestwound be far behind?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hey a-holes, FYI: America is host to six of the top ten unfriendliest cities
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(173)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans needlessly spend over $19 billion per year renting cable boxes, and the FCC is poised to stop it. Cable companies: But...but...consider the extrapolatables and hypotheticals and study out the unskewed paradigms
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Delta to begin paying business flyers if their flight is slower than American Airlines or American Toilets
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(29)
 


Tue September 01, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
By 2018, the Dutch rail system will be completely powered by the wind. By 2018, America will still be relying on fossil fuel to power its fossilized rail system
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC says most Americans have a heart age greater than their actual age, except for Dick Cheney who has the heart of an 18 year old
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(44)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
More Republicans falsely believe Ted Cruz was born in America than correctly believe Barack Obama was born in America
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(128)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
How Hugo Chavez trashed Latin America's richest economy. But at least his daughter is a billionaire now
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(61)
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: redesign the Great Seal of the United States of America
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(22)
 


Mon August 31, 2015
(Some Cephalopod)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher (R-California), who is on the Committee on Science, Space and Technology, has discovered a plot to pollute Americans' precious bodily fluids. Oh, and Global Warming is a hoax
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(73)
 


Sun August 30, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The hemp industry in America is moving about as slowly as a stoner on the morning of 4/21
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Sat August 29, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh is writing his memoir, which will detail his years spent with the greatest American rock band ever to record
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(143)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Tempers are hot and the cars turn both ways as the NASCAR Xfinity Series' road course swing ends at Elkhart Lake with the Road America 180, 3 PM on NBCSN
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(398)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Judge gives Bank of America 36 million reasons to repay their employees for overtime
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(26)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember those super cheap American Airline fares that some lucky customers nabbed last week due to a glitch in its booking system? Well, American Airlines now says - 'Welcome aboard'
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(26)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As if flying on one of America's toilets wasn't bad enough, United now blocks access to web sites with a clear lack of morals, such as the New York Times. Fox News and Drudge are 'A-Ok'
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(66)
 


Fri August 28, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans wouldn't know a good Mexican tortilla if it hit them in the face with a chancla
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Thu August 27, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans see job prospects as the best since 2007. No one had any idea there were that many 7-Eleven stores getting ready to open this year
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazil's Azul Airlines offers Americans all you can fly monthly passes. United Airlines already has a similar deal - Buy a round trip ticket and you might be back where you started within a month
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Wed August 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What could be more tasteless than an American dentist shooting a lion just for fun? Not sure, but a $100 Lion-Killer Dentist Halloween costume complete with a blood-spattered smock and lion head has go to be at least a close second
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(113)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
South American tire shipment yields 425 lbs of cocaine. Must have been white walls
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 33 best burritos in America. TFD knows better than that
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(105)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And the most hated car in America is
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(166)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush, who speaks fluent Spanish, uses it to speak to a Hispanic audience in Texas. Trump: This is America - speak English
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(232)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
One-star Yelp reviews of America's National Parks will have you rolling in the campground fire
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(277)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Americans stocking up before a weapons ban goes into place that would infringe their Second Amendment rights. Specifically, flamethrowers
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(144)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now that we've celebrated and decorated the American heroes of the French rail attack, we'd like to remind you to be afraid. Be very afraid
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Mon August 24, 2015
(NESN)
 
 
 
American 10,000m runner Molly Huddle started her "I just won the bronze medal at the World Championships" party a bit too early, gets nipped at the finish line, wins 4th place
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at Washington, Pennsylvania--ground zero of America's new heroin epidemic. "I'd be glad to have the crack epidemic back"
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(125)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump softens a bit, says his planned Great Wall of America would have a door built in for "all the good people"
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(64)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Straight Outta Compton is #1 for the second week in a row, Mission Impossible 5: The Final Frontier remaining #2. Needless horror sequel Sinister 2 is #3 with $11 million and the awful-looking American Ultra bombs at #6 with $5.6 million
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Carson would order American citizens deported and military strikes on Mexican caves because fark bats
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Sat August 22, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In an attempt to avoid Dodd-Frank regulations, MetLife claims that it isn't an American company
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Fri August 21, 2015
(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
On a train bound for France, two Americans stopped a man that opened fire on passengers. NewsFlash tag beats out Murica tag by a micrometer
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(451)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Only 12 percent of Americans sleep naked. Here's why you should join them
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(67)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Freedom of Religion in America is on its way out, just like our freedom of privacy
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(539)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina knows how to solve America's problems. "It's not rocket science. We'll make a plan and vet via cellphone. Americans will press 1 for yes and 2 for no. Then we'll collect the results, fire everybody, and take our stock options"
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Thu August 20, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
American Airlines Flight 1910 to ground control: "FORE"
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(38)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Apparently, 80 percent of Americans think their good spellers
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(75)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesus to horn in on Allah's action by destroying America on 9/11
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(59)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
American history revisionism is hurting high school students because the civil war never happened
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"These are the most dangerous cars in America"
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(172)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's 'Mech fighting time, Solaris fans. This is Duncan Fisher reporting live from the Coliseum. Today's lineup has a pair of up-and-comers who're looking to make it to the bigtime. Team America versus Japan in a matchup of heavy metal melee mayhem
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Wed August 19, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's America's most famous poem--and it doesn't mean what everybody thinks it means
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Tue August 18, 2015
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
You go American footballer, shake it if you've got it... and you have got this whole cheerleading gig down
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The guy who coined "death tax" and "Job Creator" on Trump: "'F-- you' doesn't make life any better. 'F-- you' makes you feel good, but it doesn't get you where you need to go. 'F-- you' doesn't make America strong"
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Mon August 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says his dreams of a classless and equal American society were destroyed once he found himself in the syndicated sci-fi TV show gutter
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Sun August 16, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Staggeringly high beef prices fueling revival of rustling in American West: "Any time you see the price of any commodity go up, you see the theft of that commodity rise"
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Maine on track to dethrone Wisconsin as cheesiest state in America
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Crisis averted: neither Hillary nor The Donald had a corndog at the state fair. America breathes a sigh of relief
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
America has Comcast as its evil cable company, and Britain has Sky; "I moved to Florida and Sky still wouldn't let me cancel"
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(25)
 


Sat August 15, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yup, Real Americans. Patriots. True Believers
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(77)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
There are loyalty oaths required to teach children in Hastings, Nebraska, good American. #freedom
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yosemite still most majestic, most plague-infested American park
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(44)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American military has quietly begun training for all-out invasion of Mt. Midoriyama
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(68)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Gore is not planning to put America to sleep. Stop taking Buzzfeed's drunken fantasies as fact next time, America
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(30)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Newest set photos from Captain America: Civil War give us our first look at Black Panther
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(60)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's uninsured rate is below 10% for first time ever thanks to the historical failing of Obamacare
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(130)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson, who is whiter than the Pillsbury Dough Boy, is playing a Native American hitman in an upcoming movie, which will also star Ving Rhames as Hulk Hogan and Queen Latifah as Larry Bird
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(69)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Things are so tough on America's family farms that young people are being forced to take off-season jobs playing professional football for $39 million just to survive
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(16)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Most Americans still think genetically modified foods are dangerous in latest proof that most Americans are idiots
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(318)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Native American tribes continue to win back this country from the illegal immigrants first by casino, and now by weed
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(55)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French McDonald's apologizes for ban on feeding homeless, says everyone should have the right to eat nasty American food
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(23)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French malaria victim outraged after government bills him €87,000 for medical flight and treatment, claims he never set foot anywhere near America
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(27)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles wants to relive the greatest American Olympics performance of all time
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(23)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former minister warns that UK is becoming a one-party state dominated by the Conservative Party. For you Americans, the Conservative Party is just slightly to the left of your Democratic Party
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Mon August 10, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rare white whale spotted off Australian coast. American dentist and one-legged sea captain back slowly out of the room while giving each other the side eye
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(19)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"There's a reason why American public transportation is so terrible. European, Asian, and Canadian cities treat it as a vital public utility. Most American policymakers - and voters - see transit as a social welfare program"
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(166)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
American Psychological Association bans members from taking part in CIA interrogations. If their members want to experience torture they'll just have to stick with weekly therapy sessions
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(30)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
American team wins DOTA 2 International tournament, making $6.6 million and a new generation of insufferable online teammates who rage at you for holding their awesomeness down. U-S-A, U-S-A
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(68)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama goes off for two weeks of golf and the good life at a multi-million dollar estate on Martha's Vineyard and nobody's complaining anymore. He's trained Americans well
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Fri August 07, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Benefits of weight loss surgery diminish after five years. Mostly because a doctor's skill with a scalpel can't keep up with Americans' dexterity with a knife and fork
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(40)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
CEO of home health care conglomerate charged with fraud. As should every single CEO in charge of an American insurance agency; the whole thing is an overpriced scam that bankrupts the middle class
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(42)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So, just why the hell is America losing the Planned Parenthood battle to closed-minded right-to-lifers?
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(189)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Will all of America watch? Will Lewis Black rant? Will Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert return in character? Who will be the surprise guest? It's your Official Daily Show Discussion Thread: Farewell, Jon Stewart edition. The fun begins at 11 PM ET
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(318)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Get your booze ready as nine conservative warriors battle a hairdo to save the soul of America . It's the GOP debate discussion thread. Watch it on Fox News at 9 PM ET
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Wed August 05, 2015
(Matador Network)
 
 
 
Good news, America. You're no longer the most obnoxious traveler
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(124)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How did American beer become so bland? Blame the Germans
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(163)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Catholic diocese in North Dakota severs ties with Boy Scouts of America after Scouts permit gay scout leaders. Because if anyone is looking out for the best interests of our young boys, it's the Catholic church
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has some "doozies" planned for the Republican debate, including gotchas like "Which one of you loves America more," "Will you allow Obamacare to bankrupt America," and "How many Democrats could you beat in a fight?"
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(217)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American B-52s bomb Australia
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(58)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Singer dies after killing it in American Idol audition
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(37)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Americans new to having health insurance learn what millions of people that had insurance already knew: health care still costs too much money
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(109)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The ACA is denying Americans their hard-won freedom to skip out on their hospital bills
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(77)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Obama has neglected blacks, and the country would not see another black President any time soon. 'He has done nothing for African Americans'
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(98)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the award for Most un-American police force on the planet goes to:
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(138)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The American Psychological Association is torn between sweet, sweet defense dollars, and acting like human beings. The dollars are winning
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average American family pays $231 a year renting cable TV boxes. Mostly because they feel it's important to watch the financial news channels to find ways to quit wasting all their money
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(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be careful removing the film wrapper off of your Kraft American Cheese Singles. It could kill you. The wrapping, not the cheese, to be precise
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(123)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You Americans are so yesterday when celebrating the 30th anniversary of "Back To The Future", Japanese fans go full live orchestra to party with Marty
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you've got a cool $5.7 million lying around doing nothing, Jim Craig's 1980 'Miracle on Ice' Olympic gold medal is for sale ... and he'll even throw in the famous American flag he draped over his shoulders
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(20)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Turns out American workers really are becoming less productive. The reason why, however, is a bit more complicated than you might think
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(74)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Public relations firm announces that they're cutting ties with the most hated dentist in America. Swear they're not lion
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(160)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just like the rest of America, Justin Bieber feeling depressed about his musical comeback
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(36)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
South America facing a financial crisis not seen since the 1980s. Only needs the CIA to depose a few countries' leaders to really get that authentic '80s flavor
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(63)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cementing Florida's status as "America's Australia," park rangers capture and remove an 18-foot python, that likely fed on alligators, from an area of the Everglades known as "Shark Valley"
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(64)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
15 percent of Americans still do not go online, says newspaper hoping to sell them subscriptions
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(68)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Americans would be a lot less fat if we brought back the public water fountain
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(90)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jack Donaghy endorses his friend Trump, says he's just what America deserves
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(55)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
We're very sorry our bias-free language guide offended you, loyal American. Lo siento
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(205)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study shows that the ACA is good for indigent people. That's not surprising. Study doesn't explore whether it's good for the rest of America to give freebies to indigent people. That's not surprising, either
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major archaeological find at the site of the Jamestown colony suggests that the founder of the first Protestant church in North America may actually have been a secret Catholic. Dammit, Archer
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee has plans to become America's third black president
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(35)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what 'Authentic American Food' is? Apparently, it's TGI Fridays
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're ever traveling abroad, don't be an stereotypical Ugly American by blowing your nose in public, opening a gift in front of the person who gave it to you, or wiping your butt with your left hand
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to retired U.S. Army General Russel Honore, America remains in denial about its: A) yogurt culture; B) lack of culture; or C) gun culture
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(299)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"But let's recall [Hillary Clinton] is running for the presidency of the United States. The bar for that must be more than "didn't do enough to justify prosecution." For starters, she has misled the American people over and over again"
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(301)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The BBC releases a list of the 100 greatest American films of all time -- and not only did only 12 of them win Best Picture, 60 of them weren't even nominated
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(169)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 62nd anniversary of Fidel Castro's guerilla assault on the Batista regime has organizers at a loss, as the tried and true anti-American theme is no longer relevant
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(39)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ordinary fail: Banned from entering local Walmart. Queen of all fail: Banned by the courts from entering any Walmart in America, forever
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(107)
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
One of North America's oldest distilleries is having a Job Fair. In other news, Fark.com announces its entire staff has resigned en masse
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(16)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's unanswerable question: What is the best Eagles song? It's a trick because One of These Nights and Desperado are their two best, but so is everything else they recorded; The Eagles can do no wrong and are America's best rock band
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(154)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Almonds have adapted to be pre-salted for the American palate
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(107)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Want some good, ol' fashioned American Jihad? Well look no further than Tennessee
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(90)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
America one step closer to single-payer insurance
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(23)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You know who has it too good in America? Our millions of prisoners
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(66)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
First Americans are Second Americans. For now
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(47)
 
(UWISHUNU)
 
 
 
Quik, can you name the best convenience store in America? Wawa? Oh Sheetz
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(80)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran, regarding nuclear deal: Death, hellfire and pestilence upon the Great Satan-Whore America and their Zionist pig enablers. Kerry: You see? I told you they were reasonable
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(79)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
American conservatives and Catholics liked Pope Francis, but then old Francis had to go and say things that they didn't agree with
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(84)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Check out this list of lost American slangisms from the 1800s - unless it's too high for your nut
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(9)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Obese tourist has to be carried down 279ft bell tower in Florence by firefighters after they could not make it on their own. Difficulty: Not an American
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(181)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Maine ranked as America's most peaceful state. Mostly because no one wants to leave their home and brave the outside elements between October and May
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
True American provides video proof that Jade Helm is going down in Texas. "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes?"
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(186)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The best way to get Americans to eat their veggies is to turn them into bread
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh takes a break from proclaiming Bill Cosby America's last true gentlemen to defend Donnie Trump for his remarks on an American war hero and dodging the draft
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(151)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Is it really that damn hard to beat Bobby Flay? Conclusion from non-scientific study of Iron Chef America and Throwdown: "He gets a nice home boost, but on a playing field that sways against him, he folds like an apple turnover"
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(62)
 
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Cuba wants Americans like Hemingway again? Here come the lawyers
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fewer than 15 percent of adult Americans meet fruit and vegetable intake guidelines, with Southerners in particular being urged to eat butter. Errr, better
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(85)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Retired Gen. Wesley Clark: Let's round up muslims who may be disloyal to America and put them in camps. Huh, where has subby heard that idea before?
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(178)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This might shock you, but the Facebook account of the guy who organized the "Counter Jade Helm" group is full of racist, violent, extremely profane rants full of fantasies about shooting "commies" and "90% of useless farking Americans"
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(257)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"America's Craziest Governor Goes Off the Rails" *ctrl-f* "Brownback" (Phrase not found)
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(56)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to American G.I.s: Sorry about that
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(112)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't go all nuclear, but 75% of Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 can't locate Iran on a map
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(259)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Moon, the best brewing company in America, is finally unveiling an IPA on the 20th anniversary of the company's founding--July 31, 2015--which also happens to be the night of a blue moon
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(100)
 
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
North American railroads are losing money by the rail car
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(34)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
"Political correctness just might do more damage to American security than did the Germans, Japanese, and Soviets"
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(135)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Americans prefer different f*cking curse words depending on where they live. Bloody hell. Not safe for work language, obviously
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(139)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This week on 'David Brooks Complains About Everything': David isn't sure if he should be offended over a new book examining the American Dream's meaning to black America
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans: But we don't like drinking water. Beverage companies: What if we put bubbles in it. Would you buy it then? Americans: BUBBLES
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(145)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says the release of four American hostages held in Iran should not have been part of the Iran nuclear deal, but says they are working a separate deal where they will trade Alabama for the hostages
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(158)
 
(TruthDig)
 
 
 
Let's cut to the chase: "The US is peculiarly prone to mass killings by people armed with semi-automatic weapons. There is no good reason for ordinary citizens to own military-style weapons, and they pose a threat to American national security"
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(373)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tally ho chaps. This one's all about why you Americans talk funny
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(114)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
While America continues its downward spiral with its latest successful mission to Pluto, the nation supposedly about to overtake it is falling apart because of a porno
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(67)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
All that smoke blanketing North America from massive forest fires turns out to be great for farmers: "Almost like a greenhouse effect, this warm evening and warm day weather really promotes plant growth and development"
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(18)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. contains the worst drivers in America, according to a study conducted by people who've never been to Maryland
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(185)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
82 to zero - France has surrendered to the U.S. over American football. Noble attempt though
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(46)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
*facepalm* Really, America? Is this *really* what you want?
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(255)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Trout wins it for the American League, is no longer a small fish in a big pond
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain rips Adam Richman, says 'Man vs. Food' reinforces negative stereotypes of fat, lazy, and slothful Americans when rerun here and abroad. "Why did we watch that show? Admit it. You wanted him to die"
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(115)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
It's easy to mix up the words "new" and "American." Happens all the time
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(45)
 
(Under Consideration)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign logo ripped off from...America's Best Contacts & Glasses?
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(42)
 
(WACH)
 
 
 
America's Freedom Fighters handle the removal of the rebel flag from South Carolina's state house grounds by staying classy. Just kidding, they want to remove a monument that invokes in the white community feelings of shame, humiliation and offense
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(286)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts of America finally earn the Equality Badge
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(199)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A look at how activist shareholders are killing the American Golden Geese
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(139)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
By backing Bernie Sanders, Americans have proven they're ready for a Socialist president. Wait, don't we already have one of those?
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(421)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 72nd birthday to Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie, who sang vocals on the band's first single to chart in America, Over My Head. Here's the stupendous version from The Dance
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(56)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
At the halfway point in the NASCAR season, the fun continues. Let's see if the rain and the catch fences can get their long overdue breaks at the FARK.com Uniting Friends In America 400 in Kentucky (7:30PM ET, NBCSN)
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(662)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
"What does the world think of gun-loving Americans?" SPOILER ALERT: We think you're a bunch of gun-crazed lunatics. No, really. Just ask us
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(293)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Now that we've done away with the Confederate battle flag from South Carolina, it's time to move on to the next symbol of American victimhood: The fleur de lis
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(146)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
During WWII, the US Army tested chemical weapons on US troops. White soldiers were the controls, while the mustard gas was used on African and Asian Americans and Puerto Ricans
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(119)
 
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Body-branding now on the rise because people feel tattoos are not permanent enough. Which makes sense, since most Americans weigh as much as the average steer
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's the All-American story: One famous band, one huge secret, many lives destroyed. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the stage: The Runaways
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will the most American state please step forward? Not so fast, Nevada. Where is your bald eagle?
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(39)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Lelands)
 
 
 
It's official, the End Times are upon us. Today's featured auction item: American Pharaoh's "stall shavings"
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
...and I'm "I care about what Ariana Grande has to say about America" Rob Lowe, and I have cable
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(167)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In America's nuclear negotiations with Iran, there is a red line... and it's made out of Twizzlers
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says Americans need to "work longer hours." Subby will get right on that - after I'm done working my 4th part time job to supplement my income from my full time job
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(215)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Women's World Cup Final was watched by 26.7 million Americans, beating the old record for a women's soccer TV audience by approximately 26,500,000
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(57)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The newest plague in America is that of the "Angry White Men," a virulent plague of toxic masculinity that causes racism, hatred, and gun violence, turning these unhinged people into white christian terrorists that threaten us all
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(228)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The mayor of the appropriately-named Whitesboro, NY swears its town seal is not racist--which is a bit hard to square with the seal's depiction of what appears to be a white settler choking a Native American man to death
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(270)
 
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
American car company forces workers worldwide to conduct all business in English. And, by American, I mean Honda
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(49)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why is America so over air-conditioned? Because shut up and pass me that fleece, that's why
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(232)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
We've got a top American Indian scholar working on your cultural heritage. Top scholar. [citation needed]
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(93)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gives an in-depth interview, discusses his vision for America. Shockingly, he doesn't say anything about the end times cometh with his socialism
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(708)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nation predicted to overtake the United States of America is suddenly hemorrhaging trillions of dollars. This is not a repeat
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(55)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Al Jazeera's digital media platform AJ+ posted a Fourth of July-themed video mocking Americans as fat, cheese-eating, gun-toting, pill-popping, racist porn watchers"
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(157)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a fevered dream, Bernie Sanders lays out what his cabinet will look like. "I'm thinking something tall, with lots of hand-crafted drawers. Mahogany and American-made. It'll be the centerpiece of the Sanders Collection"
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Sun July 05, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hoping to get a Donald Trump-esque boost, Rick Santorum says "all undocumented immigrants are obviously coming to America with a bad intent"
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(123)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New music video celebrates America with mullets, light beer, monster trucks and girls in bikinis. "Do you want to America-size that?"
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(20)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Vin Scully tells you everything there is to know about the American flag, and makes you wish he was your high school history teacher
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(10)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your 'American made' car? Uh... not so much
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(40)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Chile beats Argentina 0-0 to win the 2015 Copa America
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(44)
 
(Cricket World)
 
 
 
For you Americans, here's what The Ashes is, what it represents and why you should watch a match in the coming days because Australia versus England at for The Ashes may be the greatest sporting rivalry in the world *crickets*
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(19)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
What America was really like in 1776
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(123)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
As America prepares to listen to hours of non-stop renditions of Sousa marches, the 1812 Overture, the William Tell Overture, and other similar pieces, one question must be asked: Why do streaming services suck so bad at classical music?
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(66)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
America the Beaut[COPYRIGHT NOTICE]
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(36)
 
(Richmond Register)
 
 
 
Americans to spend $15.8 billion on the July 4th holiday weekend. Not counting ER visits for finger repairs from fireworks
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(29)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
What is "American food"? Chefs can't decide. Ok, Americans. You eat it every day; what say you?
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(431)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's gay marriage ruling will be used by a group of conservative fanatics as an excuse to attack America, and some of them aren't even running for the GOP nomination
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(69)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Those are some mighty fine National Parks you have there America. It would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(170)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Editorial staff at Salon.com have voted to unionize. A move that is sure to mirror the success of America's auto industry
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(97)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
July 4th is an important day for all Americans. It's when we celebrate ah, um, well, hmmm
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(31)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The definition of chutzpah: Americans build giant robot, challenge Japan to a duel
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(80)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One third of Americans, mostly white men over 55, own guns. In other news, a third of America is still white
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(292)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly warns that unless traditional Americans unite, they will continue to lose power in the country. We can only wonder what he meant by "traditional Americans"
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(193)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This one anti-gay radio lady is pretty sure that gay rainbow White House display made God mad enough to send starving Muslims to do 9/11 to America again
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(96)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pope plans to do cocaine on his trip to South America. BEST. POPE. EVER
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: You have lied to the American people, you have stolen their money with nothing to show in return, and I'm coming after you with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Oh, and Republicans. You're next
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(226)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The last time America beat Germany this badly, we passed the Marshall Plan to repair the devastation we left behind
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(115)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
African-American church in South Carolina, which was previously burned by the KKK, is on fire again
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(330)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Habla Americanol?
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(146)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
And now for 'It's not only not news but completely unhinged news' article of the day: U.S.citizens sign a petition to ban America's stars and stripes and replace it with a pyramid to "signify the new world order"
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(70)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
America's most endangered historical places, so go visit them while you still can
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for Falkland War #2, Argentinian judge orders asset seizure from British and American companies looking for oil deposits around the island
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(185)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman in American hospital suffering amnesia has no idea who she is, has trouble believing that she was ever meant to be a working-class mother of four married to a carpenter
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(73)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine declares we are now living in a "post-Christian" America. Stocks in fire, brimstone reach record highs
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(102)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
American early bird in Tokyo baffled by Japan's late-rising tendencies, as not even Starbucks opens before 7:30 AM. "It seems the city is more geared towards late night drunken revelry than it is to early morning productivity"
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
American college students flocking to Germany, where tuition is free and classes are in English
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(137)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
July 4 predicted to be warm and sunny across most of America with only scattered terrorist attacks
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Australian MP sparks outrage by blaming same-sex marriage on America's weak gun laws." What?
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(36)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Most Americans don't know Chris Christie like I do, so it's only natural to wonder what testimony I might offer after covering his every move for the last 14 years. My advice? He lies. About everything. Constantly"
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(69)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California Pizza Kitchen hopes Americans can be convinced California knows how to make a pizza, unlike Chicago
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(63)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman will write "multiple episodes" of American Gods for Starz. Assuming it gets off the ground. To cautious optimism
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(20)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it America with all your recent 21st century forward thinking, a monster black hole in space has awakened after 26 years and will probably suck us back into the 20th century
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(13)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US drops to #23 in world well-being index. It's okay, though. We're #2 in North America, second only to Mexico
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(87)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Woman's World Cup Quarter Final round.. Two quarters go today, first up, look for France to surrender to Germany @4ET then the Americans to out manufacture China @7:30ET
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(682)
 
(LocalSYR)
 
NewsFlash
 
SUPREME COURT ALLOWS HOMOSEXUALS TO DESTROY THE FABRIC OF AMERICAN SOCIETY by allowing them to, you know, settle down, buy a minivan in the suburbs and be boring like everybody else
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(2419)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
With five rulings left to announce, will SCOTUS give America a weekend of marriage celebrations? Will the EPA control your farts? Will gerrymandering still be a thing? This is your second-to-last SCOTUS opinion thread. (Coverage starts at 9:00AM ET)
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(910)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
41% of Americans think The Flintstones was a documentary
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(49)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"The Obama administration is changing federal policy to allow the families of American hostages to negotiate ransom payments with abductors, but a high-ranking Air Force officer says that's a recipe for many more Americans to get kidnapped"
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(37)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Right around the corner from the 4th of July. Ready to celebrate? Do you opt for American staples like apple pie or go for red white and blue foods to go with your booze?
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(105)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America today as the Canadian Football League season kicks off with the Montreal Alouettes playing the Ottawa Redblacks. As always, rouges are expected to be key
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(53)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
How America has failed a man who just wants to become an American citizen
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(36)
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"There are now more obese Americans than overweight Americans." USA USA USA
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(277)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
The Liberal twits have spoken, Bobby Jindal isn't brown enough to be a real Indian-American
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(228)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American adults have now surpassed children in taking drugs to improve their focus. Not to be confused with 1969 when adults took drugs so they could become completely out of focus
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(72)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke says he is appalled at the decision to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill. Meanwhile, the average American still asks: "Who was Alexander Hamilton?"
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(69)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter... "I'm appalled by--though, I really like to like Nikki Haley since she is a Republican. On the other hand, she is an immigrant and does not understand America's history"
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(134)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Bon Appetit magazine declares the best pizza in America to be located in...no, not there; not there, either. Really? There?
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(155)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In America, restless youth go to pastures and tip cows. In Canada, restless youth go to waterways and jump on moose
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(54)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italians taking to Facebook to protest American takes on 'Italian' food, with several examples that suggest perhaps we do deserve to burn in all the fires of hell
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(184)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans no longer want craft beer; they want craft whiskey
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(119)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A beer so horrible that Americans can't get enough of it is facing a shortage
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(200)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the season 3 finale of Orphan Black, will Alison win her election? Does Felix negotiate for a better plot line next season? Who is Shay really working for and WTF happened to Tony? Find out tonight on BBC America at 9PM EDT
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(28)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think American pro wrestling is weird? In Japan, they have characters with names like Hard Gay and Yinling The Erotic Terrorist
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(24)
 
(Albany Democrat-Herald)
 
 
 
Columnist eats Carl's Jr. Most American Thickburger, barely escapes with his life
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(79)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
If the current All-Star voting stands and eight Royals are voted in as American League starters it could end up costing the Royals a total of $1.25 million in bonuses ... including $500,000 for Omar Infante
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(17)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Silly: NFL team logos Canadianized. Sillier: CFL team logos Americanized
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(28)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Erik Jones merely have another tantrum, or can his meltdown reach full Busch proportions after he loses tonight when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series hits Iowa Speedway for the American Ethanol 200, 8 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(126)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Since the internet is now a utility, the FCC votes to subsidize Internet access for low income Americans
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(178)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
It's summer. A time for Americans to once again get pinched by lobster prices
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(32)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Restoration of Rome's Colosseum reaches its final stages. American tourists immediately complain about the poor parking, lack of luxury corporate boxes, the need for a domed roof
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(49)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
America's nuclear facilities are so antiquated we're on the verge of a Dr. Strangelove scenario. Who's got the Vera Lynn album ready?
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(156)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the seventh straight year, the best beer in America IS...way better than the swill that you're drinking
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(159)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
You can make a soccer ball so indestructible that it can't be punctured with a knife, and still most Americans won't care about soccer
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(25)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Thoracic Society issues new guidelines on how much sleep people should be getting. If you're still having trouble falling asleep, doctors advise reading any press releases from the American Thoracic Society
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, about that decisions to fire all the American workers at Disneyland and replace them with lower-paid foreigners...yeah, turns out it's not that small of a world after all
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists to Supreme Court: You are NOT the final authority on gay marriage in America. Supreme Court to Southern Baptists: lol
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news, Neil Gaiman's American Gods TV series has been greenlit. Bad news, you'll have to subscribe to "Starz". Yes, with a "z"
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(53)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
🎼 ♬ I'd like to teach the world to sing ♫ / ♩ In perfect harmony / I'd like to buy the world a Coke ♭♩ / ♫ ♫ And rain Allah's righteous vengeance upon the Zionist dogs and their American puppet masters
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(18)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
With two weeks to go, we have a new update from the American League All-Star voting: It's now Mike Trout and EIGHT (yes, eight) Kansas City Royals
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(98)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What would you consider to be the most American foods? Subby is saying the good ol' hamburger. Discuss to your right
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
63% of Americans polled believe Congress should pass a law to make ACA subsidies legal nationwide if the SCOTUS rules they aren't now. Fark: 44% of respondents never heard of this case until the poll
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(34)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Watch American downhill rider Aaron Gwin win the UCI Mountain Bike World Cup--without pedaling, as his chain snaps just after the starting line. Bonus: vanquished competitor congratulates him with "you mothaf*cker"
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(18)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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(80)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
American Airlines' response to someone upset that they are recognizing Gay Pride Month? Sorry, not sorry
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colt .45 revolver owned by General George S. Patton sells for $75,000 at auction. It's currently the most expensive colt ever sold until those to be sired by American Pharoah
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(15)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
What happens when the Japanese buy an American bourbon company? You wind up with bourbon and scotch in the same bottle
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Legendary arms-maker Colt has managed the seemingly impossible: Going bankrupt selling guns to Americans
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(153)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's American woman weighs as much as a 1960s man, while today's American man weighs as much as a 1960s VW Beetle
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Sun June 14, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Epic chart shows the average wage for almost every job in America. Yes, almost every job
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(97)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Six hour rally to be held this weekend in South Carolina to "pray and fast" for America. Mostly because going six hours in South Carolina without eating is officially designated as a fast
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Sat June 13, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
So Rachel and Delphine are in cahoots? Did Donnie kill Jason? Who is the Castor original? It's a London homecoming in the penultimate episode of 'Orphan Black' (BBC America 9 PM ET)
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(18)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
America uses Fahrenheit. The rest of the world uses Celsius. America Is right. The rest of the world Is wrong
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(290)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo restaurant's amazing $5 lunch has all the key words missing from American fast food: nutritious, delicious, filling
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(67)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California oil spill cleanup cost reaches $62 million. Officials at Plains All American fear being billed for three hours of profits
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(48)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders believes that every American should get at least two weeks paid vacation. Geez, you'd think this guy was a socialist or something
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(175)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What can Britain's gunless boobies teach American police? Wait, hold on. *re-reads article* Bobbies. Gunless bobbies. Christ, you people talk weird
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(146)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
American children now falling behind in math, reading, synchronized basketball dribbling
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(5)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines employees have seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this lady was a fake. A farking goldbricker
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(106)
 
(OnEarth)
 
 
 
American Batman: "I am the night." Mexican Batman: "Drink more mezcal"
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(21)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Jack Warner replied to John Oliver's video with one of his own. Apparently Oliver is an American fool of a comedian and the station had no business selling time to him, just to make a little $, and outsiders should never be listened to
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Thu June 11, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
Canada is on friggin' FIRE and all the east coasters in America want to talk about is how darn smoggy it is (w/ satellite pic)
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(28)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Former NWA Champion "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is dead at age 69, will now forever wine and dine with kings and queens, no longer sleep in alleys and eat pork and beans
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(158)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
How America misread the Iraq War without all the nonsense
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(27)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
The long wait is over. Pizza Hut's hot dog stuffed crust finally comes to America
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(166)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans want to dismantle the census bureau, because if we don't know how many people live in America, we can make anyone a representative
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(148)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Rand Paul tries on another pair of shoes, says he understands what it's like to grow up a poor black man in America
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(112)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
US Senate Appropriations subcommittee would rather be reliant upon Russia's Soyuz spacecraft until 2019 than fly American spacecraft with American crews by 2017
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(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rugby player breaks nose, prefers to suck it up for two days to fly to another country because "The American healthcare system is horrible"
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(59)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
International college students in Japan describe Americans
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(313)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Rockstar Spud beat Kurt Angle for the TNA World Title? WHO will Samoa Joe kill in his NXT debut? WILL we have seizures trying to keep up with all the wrestling? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with ROH on Destination America @ 8pm ET
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(386)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
JK Rowling finding herself a little short on cash to buy Spain whips fanboys into lather hinting at American Hogwarts
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(69)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought the NSA would simply ignore American surveillance laws, you were correct
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(53)
 
(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
And now, an in-depth discussion of America's Wang, and the weirdos who decide to live there
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(16)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
American Pharoah vs. Secretariat turns out as you'd expect
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(72)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Filed under news that will confuse most Americans: Majority of Liberal MPs do not want same-sex marriage to become legal in Australia
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(47)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
More than 90,000 bettors who backed American Pharaoh haven't cashed in winning tickets, because they think they will be worth more as souvenirs
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(35)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court fails to recognize the right to self defense in San Francisco. Possibly tens of gun owning Americans affected
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(185)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
It's the Woman's World Cup of Soccer, day 3: Four matches today w/ groups C & D in play, including the American side against the Aussies from Winnipeg at 7:30ET Other matches go at 4:00, 7:00, 10:00ET
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(382)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China now building massive database on Americans. Personal information obtained through hacking, phishing, buying it from Nigerian princes
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(57)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Seven students from Harvard and MIT are cycling across America to get kids interested in science. "We're coming into the festivals with bikes. We want to show that engineering can be glamorous, and that a lot of us are athletes"
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After winning the Triple Crown, American Pharoah's owners will surely be making huge bank on stud fees... or not, since they sold the breeding rights after the Preakness
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Sat June 06, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Rachel beat Scott at Runewars? How does Donnie take to Helena moving in? Does Delphine finally move to 'remove' Rachel and Allison, oh you naughty girl. Tonight it's episode 3X08 of Orphan Black (9pm ET, BBC America)
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Pharoah becomes first Triple Crown winner since it was Affirmed in 1978
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(119)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Come watch as two weeks of media masturbation over American Pharoah possibly becoming a Triple Crown winner ends disappointingly in under two minutes at the 2015 running of the Belmont Stakes. Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(434)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"There was an engagement ring in there that would have been John's great-great grandmother's. It survived two World Wars, but it didn't survive the American police paramilitary operation"
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(224)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Egg rationing has begun in America. And that's no yolk
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(118)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Celebrate the American doughnut all you want. In the meantime, the rest of the world will be satisfying themselves with paczkis, koeksisters, and quesitos
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(4)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans: OMG Hillary why are you dividing Americans by saying everybody should be allowed to vote?
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(272)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New central London cafe attracting crowds with its one-pound lunch items, ensuring average Londoners will soon look like average Americans
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to make biopic of pilot 'Sully' Sullenberger, says he wants to get back to reality after making a wild and unbelievable fantasy like American Sniper
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(70)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's presidential campaign slogan is "A new American Century." Which is actually an optimistic estimate of how long it will take to fix the economy
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(94)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Detroit, long known as America's crime and murder capital, hopes to lure tech start-ups away from Silicon Valley. It's good to dream, Detroit
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(165)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukrainian PM warns of impending "full-scale invasion" by Russia. America immediately sends over all copies of Red Dawn to train the Ukrainian people. WOLVERINES
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(103)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
We can now add Caitlyn Jenner to the List Of People Conspiring Against The GOP, And Therefore, America
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(59)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Your FIRST EVER "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread kicks off tonight at 8 ET/7 CT with back-to-back Ring of Honor and Impact Wrestling on Destination America, followed by NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey. Chairshot
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(407)
 
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Bridgeport, CT, you're the worst destination in America for a summer vacation. Whew, lucky they told me, hope there's still rooms available in Newark
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(80)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
"What kind of mayor was Bernie Sanders?" A good one, a progressive one, an American one. Bernie Sanders: I looked like Gene Wilder in 1981
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(200)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you're like most Americans, you don't know who's playing in 2015 Stanley Cup, and don't really care. Here's an analysis of uniforms to let you pick a favorite based on aesthetic appeal, with Top 10 fashion storylines to follow as series progresses
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oxford U's Vice-Chancellor thinks Americans overreacted to 9/11 because they aren't as resilient as Brits. Which explains that tame and balanced reaction to Northern Ireland and the IRA
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Polling says Americans want media coverage to mostly focus on the issues this election season. "Hillary Clinton's wrinkles, you say? You got it" -Media
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Today's reason We're All Gonna Die (tm) is: "A continental collision" between the North American and Pacific tectonic plates causing massive earthquakes that trigger monster tsunamis that drown the West Coast of the U.S
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(70)
 
(Africa Geographic)
 
 
 
South Africa decides not to punish the killer of an American woman on grounds that she was a farking moron who had it coming
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(40)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Seems like anything can get a makeover, even the American Mafia
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(11)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Chemical companies to write own chemical safety standards with the new "We're going to soooooo screw over the American people" act
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(32)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
And America's most atheist city is also its most anti-homeless. Gentlemen, raise your colanders to Seattle
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(197)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, who apparently never got around to reading the Constitution while serving as a US Representative, is upset we can't force recent immigrants to "assimilate" by adopting "America's predominant religion," Christianity
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(151)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The French conservative party UMP, whose members are apparently are just about as bright as American conservatives, officially change their party's name to "The Republicans"
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a cool vacation? Check out this vast warehouse tucked away in Alabama that is filled with America's lost luggage. And they sell stuff
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(35)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of Critics' Choice Awards winners, most of which sadly won't be nominated for an Emmy, like Archer and The Americans
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(51)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Oliver Twist scenarios" are taking place on Britain's streets as children are tasked with pickpocketing, shoplifting and begging the question for Americans as to who this Oliver Twist is
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(42)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Halt and Catch Fire season 2 premiere on AMC tonight at 10PM EDT. If you missed season 1, imagine 'Mad Men' meets 'Silicon Valley' in 'Dallas' with a sprinkling of 'The Americans' for that 1980s flavor
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
America's Best Christian explains Religious Freedom
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(202)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American universities are addicted to Chinese students'"
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(63)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Too many Americans are saying they're pro-choice. This can only be because they don't know what pro-choice actually means
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(347)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the GOP actually HAS a proposed alternative to Obamacare. Not nearly as shockingly, The American Academy of Actuaries has analyzed their plan, and concluded it is an unworkable mess
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(173)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Spain agrees to support America being permanently Moronic
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(47)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What will be Rachel's revenge? Do Allison & Donnie continue to get jiggy wit it? How do Sarah and Helena get back from Mexico? Will Cosima break the clone genetic code? Find out tonight at 9PM EDT on BBC America's 'Orphan Black'
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey says that being on American Idol was "boring and fake." As opposed to when Simon Cowell was one of the judges and it was just pretentious and self-absorbed
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(23)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Oregonians again will compete in singles and doubles tournaments to earn a spot in the American Cornhole Organization's World Championships of Cornhole and the opportunity to be crowned the king or queen of cornhole. CORNHOLE
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(14)
 
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New art project creates 1,000 identical suitcases representing early immigrants, which people traveling to and from North America will be encouraged to take through customs. As if
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(2)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you "start trying to oppress American citizens," people will fight back, says guy who seems confused why the American citizens he's trying to oppress are fighting back
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(96)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
In America we do not hunt for food with slingshots in city parks
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"By doing this, Congress has handed over a sacred Native American site to a foreign-owned company for what may be the first time in our nation's history"
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(196)
 
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
What could you do with 26 million American Express points? Should you get 900 first class flights to Europe or maybe the 56 foot metal storm shelter? Eh, just ask this FIFA executive, he knows
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(20)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul's first campaign ad: WWW-inspired, shirtless, explosions, screaming eagles. "Get ready, America, for the biggest brawl for liberty of the century" It's like Republicans aren't even going to pretend anymore
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(121)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
America, you think you are strong? Look at how strong we Russians are in adversity. Remove sanctions now
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(96)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey... for once, we're the good guys. This feels weird: "FIFA is a 'global behemoth'", but the US is an even more powerful adversary. "FIFA has met its match ... in the United States of America." "God Bless America"
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
'American Ultra' Trailer. Difficulty: You may no longer hate Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg (Not safe for work)
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(69)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of the best investments ever made by America is well ahead of schedule and could be released this summer
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(153)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The most irrational man in America is a tenured professor at Duke, suffered burns on 70 percent of his body when he was a teenager, and officiates the weddings of strangers
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(48)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Breast cancer could be "stopped in tracks by cheap drugs," in today's story you're not hearing much about on American news networks that run a lot of pharmaceutical ads
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
First round of the American League All-Star voting is in, and it's the KC Royals vs the National League
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A British view of the American revolutionary war
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Tennis Panorama)
 
 
 
In tennis news, American Jack Sock knocks off the 10 seed Grigor Dimitrov at Roland Garros. Submitter hasn't enjoyed a Jack Sock this much since the 7th grade
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media CEOs are "the highest-paid executives in America." Man, those $5 bills sure must pile up every month
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In much the same way that Kenyan runners have owned the Boston Marathon, Indian American kids have placed a stranglehold on the Scripps National Spelling Bee, winning it now for seven years in a row and all but four of the last 15 years"
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
"We don't have a federal porn tax. Thus, we could say that the American government has issued a federal porn subsidy"
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
American cities are too suburban
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Craft beer lovers who want to goose their taste buds may want to seek out a haunting style called gose. American craft brewers have begun to embrace - and put their own twist on - the salty, and often, sour ancient German wheat beer"
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Amount of time Americans will pretend to care about major overseas disasters before losing interest falls to all-time low of one month
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Moms of America, if your kids won't eat their vegetables and prefer cake over fruits, call out for Captain Citrus. He'll sort them out real quick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Americans vastly overestimate the size of the gay and lesbian population"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Immigrant couple leaves entire $847,000 estate "to America." Not cool: "At the rate the federal government spends money, the $847,215 left by the Petraseks will be used up in about eight seconds"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A veteran's thoughts on why we shouldn't say Happy Memorial Day: "It's the one day on the American calendar meant to exemplify what it costs to be American and to be free... and we've turned it into a day off work, a tent sale and a keg of beer"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What is Dr. Coady's plan for the Castors? Will Helena come back for Sarah? Did the Castors really get Pink Eye from Scott Baio? Is Gracie now a club kid? Find out tonight on BBC America's coolest show, 'Orphan Black'
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(23)
 
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Welcome to 21st Century "democracy" in America, where a local reporter is not only denied access to ALEC conference with invited Georgia lawmakers, but he is also told to STFU and evicted from the hotel by armed deputies
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
How dare the New York Times sully the Invisible Hand of the Market by daring to suggest a decreased supply might require Americans to curb demand?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
College professor: Americans can't handle gun ownership
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Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American farmers believe the avian flu outbreak is now under control. By the way, your three-egg omelet will be $34.75
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The creator of American Horror Story is making American Crime Story and released cast photo--HOLY MOLY LOOK AT TRAVOLTA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the first time, Gallup's poll of social views of Americans find that the number of social liberals equal social conservatives
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tuk-Tuk taxi maker aims to make vehicle for the United States, if they think Americans can fit into those tiny things
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
House passes America COMPETES Act, that sounds good, what's in it? Oh, across the board cuts for science and research funding, including a 50% cut for the NSF? Plus a ban on using DOE research in policy decisions? What the everloving fark
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Thu May 21, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
A guideline on the proper way to display the American Flag this Memorial Day weekend. It turns out you don't really have to burn yours if it accidentally touches the ground for a moment
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to colleges, we as Americans focus way too much on the prestige and brand of particular universities, says somebody who obviously went to Arizona State
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
People are outraged that high schoolers somehow got the impression that the police are treating Americans badly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland, which already lets drivers change lanes without using turn signals, wants to lock in "Worst Drivers in America" title by removing parallel parking requirement from drivers license test
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American intelligence sources note that North Korea appears to have been a little photoshoppy with their submarine missile launch photos. You don't say. It's almost like they finally started reading Fark
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Tue May 19, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
One third of American eighth graders thinks that Canada needs a strong dose of freedom. This means something
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