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460 headlines found matching 'America'
Sun November 23, 2014
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese reporter checks out American sushi restaurant in Japan, realizes he's the only Japanese customer in the joint
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(60)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a veritable "Who?" for the 2014 American Music Awards, with people named Azalea, Legend, Pharrell, and Lorde getting the most nominations. Will anyone watch? It's your official AMA discussion thread. The music starts at 8PM ET
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(62)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans will go shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently most have already bought their Christmas presents on Black Friday after Halloween
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(34)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds Americans' ratings of healthcare coverage has remained relatively steady. In other words, it's still unaffordable, unreliable and unattainable
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(51)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The United States of Alcohol. What is the booziest state is America?
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's list of the 100 most influential Americans includes Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and... L. Ron Hubbard?
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(108)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why are Americans so obsessed with always going back and to the left?
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(93)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Obama's announcement last night: Native Americans remind everyone that they granted blanket amnesty to 316.1 million illegals
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"President Obama has put the interests of an extreme wing of his party above the interests of American workers"
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(154)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How Obama and the Homeland Security chief spent the last 9 months developing a secret plan to usurp Congress, the American people, and crying sparkly eagles everywhere
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(143)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The fattest thing you can do as an American is go on a Carnival Cruise ship. Here's a look at all the food you have unlimited access to
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers have compiled maps showing the favorite hamburger chain in every county in America. Your dog wants steakburgers
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(85)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jason Isbell, former Drive-By Truckers member and current Americana Music Association "Artist of the Year," receives email from an NBC talent scout asking him to audition for "The Voice"
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(70)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
A collection of photos celebrating the Great American Road Trip. All you need for the best time of your life is a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, sunglasses and a camera
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(4)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
It's not just American media that pad out their news with bullshiat what-if stories. Here's a British newspaper asking if the lake-effect snow that hit New York is on its way to bury the UK
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(20)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
350-lb. man arrested for trying to steal five rib eye steaks from Walmart by hiding them under his folds on the seat of his mobility scooter. If only a crying bald eagle were involved, this story would epitomize America
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(61)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
In America, we like our guns. We like our guns A LOT. Russia: challenge accepted
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(100)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five fun facts about Black Friday - including the fact that 55 percent of Americans want no part of it
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(54)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Advocates for Canada's Keystone Pipeline rely on the stupidity of American voters
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(103)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says that Ebola ranks among Americans' top three healthcare concerns. The other two are Obamacare and drinking from the same glass as Paris Hilton
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(101)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Invasive species filling North American lakes with calcium, which is turning the water into jello
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(13)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
That time you had a clunker, sold it to the manufacturer, had them restore it and it is now on display in the front lobby of the North American headquarters
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
One reason why Americans are poorer than their parents is a decline in overtime pay standards since the 1970s. Here's how the Obama administration can restore that without Congress
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the message from voters in the midterms: "About 64 percent of the American people rejected the two-party system. They rejected Washington as it now functioned"
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(124)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Halliburton to buy oilfield services behemoth Baker Hughes for $35 billion. It's nice to see ambitious patriots using their hard-earned cash to stimulate the American economy
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(20)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Americans love their own Obamacare but hate everyone else's Obamacare
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(84)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
America: Combats gang violence by militarizing police force. Canada: Combats gang violence by holding a film festival
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(23)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Turns out, there was a female-driven superhero film in 2014. However, that film was Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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(95)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Nutritionists release list of the ten absolutely worst foods to eat. Americans: Challenge accepted
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(221)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The best-selling drug in America is an antipsychotic that is often prescribed to treat depression, even though nobody knows how it works or whether or not it actually treats depression. We do know, however, that it makes drug companies a lot of money
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(229)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Census data reveal American men's long-term memory capability on the decline
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(38)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Coming in 2016: Captain America, Der Stolz der Nation
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(29)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maximum trolling: President of Turkey says Muslims discovered America
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(92)
 
(Computer Weekly)
 
 
 
One of the things no one's talking about when it comes to self-driving cars? It will make private ownership of cars pointless pretty quickly, even in America. Here's why
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(106)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Add Ford, Visa, Bank of America and UPS to the list of companies that support Net Neutrality
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slovenia confirm poor state of Wembley Stadium pitch for Euro qualifier versus England, blame Obama ... er, America for trashing field with three NFL games
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(47)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
No matter how hard Americans try, we will never be able to make our food look as cute as the Japanese do
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(25)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin gov Scott Walker: Denying health care to low-income people helps them 'live the American dream.' Hey Scott, you spelled 'die behind a dumpster' wrong
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Fri November 14, 2014
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Pew study says Americans fear they have lost control of their personal data. Research conducted among shoppers at Michaels, Home Depot, Target
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(6)
 
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Americans watch hurling for the first time that doesn't involve the Raiders offense
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan voter: "What do you mean I can't vote, I came all the way down here to do my civic duty and vote to better America?" Election worker: "You're dead"
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Obama paid Jonathan Gruber almost half a million dollars to call Americans stupid
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(150)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
A ridiculously huge 9% of Americans furiously hate their Obamacare while a completely insignificant 71% of Americans find it tepidly acceptable at best
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(331)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a break from Ebola, missing Malaysian airplanes, and ISIS and tackles the toughest issue facing America today: Should you buy a $99 computer from Walmart?
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(133)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Federal law enforcement agents fly small planes loaded with gear to spy on Americans' cell phone calls. Your crazy uncle's tinfoil hat is looking more comfortable by the minute
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(63)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
2.8 million Americans quit their job in September. This is bad news for ... hang on, I'm being handed a note and ... this is good news for Obama
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(120)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Another "grassroots" organization, Truth in Texas Textbooks, hires voluntary scholars to purge the pro-Muslim bias in Texas textbooks and ask the tough questions like "Who are these Native Americans? Are they Indians?"
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(125)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FIFA internal corruption investigation finds no internal corruption in FIFA, no American tanks in Baghdad
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(4)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Looking for early Christmas gift ideas for the kids? You'll definitely want to keep the new "Ted Cruz Saves America" coloring book in mind
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(94)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Did you know that the Japanese and American baseballs are slightly different?
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(25)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know, for being America's most hated company, Wal-Mart is doing quite well for itself, its earnings and shares as high as ever
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(67)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ah yes Utopian thinking... I mean Libertarian thinking. Or is it just that 98 percent of America doesn't agree with you?
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(173)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 21 best Italian restaurants in America. List fails for not including the Olive Garden in Grand Forks, North Dakota
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet America's oldest living veteran. He owes his longevity to whiskey and cigars
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(27)
 
(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
Child molester who tracked down and murdered his victim's father said he escaped from prison and fled to South America to escape "vigilante justice system." With suitably sociopathic photo
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(81)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The first Allied troops to reach the Rhine at the end of WWI were the Harlem Hellfighters -- African American troops who, after they'd won the war, returned home to a country that treated them like dirt. And so it goes
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember all those times when Pizza Hut would introduce a cool new type of pizza but only non-Americans were allowed to enjoy it? Well, our time has finally come, my fellow Yankees. On November 19th, our long national nightmare will be over
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Mon November 10, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The era of Big Pharma swag is over in medical offices across America, thanks to restrictions on accepting branded pens and mouse pads, and to advances in cool digital-screen advertising
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(58)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What obvious things will Moffat come up with this week? Are we finally done with Danny Pink? Will The Doctor defeat the Cybermen for the 109,863rd time on Doctor Who's season finale, 'Death in Heaven', at 9 PM on BBC America?
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(258)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When visitors come to America they can't get over our doggie bags, our big smiles, and our return policies
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope demotes outspoken conservative American cardinal, presumably to sparrow
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(85)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ABC deletes Selfie, spares us all from seeing Karen Gillan try to speak with an American accent for one more week
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(70)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Some mad genius has edited CAPTAIN AMERICA: Winter Soldier into a 1980's style action movie trailer and it ... is ... AWESOME. Bonus points if you can name all the 80's movies spliced in
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: Nice healthcare subsidies you have there, America. Would be a shame if something happened to them, hmm?
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(257)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple Pay's latest potential victim: American Express' exclusive credit card deal with Costco
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(38)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The great thing about country music is how American it is. American values, like patriotism, and religion, and family, and smoking weed, and lesbians
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(118)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like FDR banned Americans from owning gold as he devalued the US Dollar by 75%, Russia's Vladimir Putin may ban Russians from cashing out of Rubles into Western currencies
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man develops a bullet that fires without destroying a plastic 3D printed gun, proving that American ingenuity will stop at absolutely nothing to shoot things dead
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
TV ad for pizza rolls called "disturbing in the best possible way - It's a little bit like a nightmare in which the creepiest characters from Pee Wee Herman's Adventure and American Horror Story commandeer your brain"
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Will Berkeley's new soda pop tax catch on the rest of America? Is a Pop Prohibition coming soon? Find out in today's episode of It's Not Prohibitionism When We Do It
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(208)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Senator Inhofe (R) calling climate change "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people" and comparing the Environmental Protection Agency to the GeStaPo? Guess who will be the next chair of the Senate's Environment Committee
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Wed November 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What kind of house will $750K buy you? In most of middle America, a mansion; in Detroit it might buy you the whole block. In San Francisco, it would be ALMOST enough to buy this 330-square foot, 100-year-old "earthquake shack"
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(203)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So as the "red tide" swept over America last night, who "won" the 2014 midterms? Why, Hillary Clinton, of course
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(73)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Keeper of America's master clock: "But what time really is, is a question that I can't answer for you"
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(164)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
From keg-stands and lock-ins, to whores and slips of the tongue. No, it's not the victory party at Mitch McConnell's pad, this is your "Best and Worst" awards for Election 2014. May we all weep for America
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(28)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
American Armoured Wankball is so popular in England that there's now talk of giving London an NFL team
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(90)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Obama's America: Where a white man can't threaten to massacre federal agents without being labeled a terrorist
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(110)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America's online banking down, customers to pay working website fee
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(14)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Only one person in America today has Ebola." Iowa GOP Senate candidate Joni Ernst: "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
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(149)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The best pizza in every state in America. Author surely trying to implode Fark by not choosing a casserole for Illinois
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(156)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, sue 'em. Washington Redskins suing 5 Native Americans who filed trademark petition against the team. Next logical step: use lawyers on the field to improve team's awful record
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(153)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As with every other election day, CNN is asking the usual stupid question: "Should Americans be forced to vote?"
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(153)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Research Institute of Obvious Studies comes a report that the majority of Americans like their guns. And they do NOT like anyone getting in between them and their guns, especially politicians
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(44)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Stein, former Nixon speechwriter: Obama "is the most racist president there has ever been in America. He is purposely trying to use race to divide Americans"
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(273)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Circuit of the Americas and the United States F1 Grand Prix from Texas, ya'll. Lights out at 3pm ET
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(147)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Seven places where Farklibs will be given a free college education, far away from the rest of us real Americans
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(112)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
71% of all new jobs in New Hampshire have gone to immigrants. Apparently it's hard to find Americans who are willing to sit and wait two months to fill a bucket with sap dripping from a maple tree
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(70)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Who is Missy? Will Danny Pink be Adriced? Has the Doctor built him a raft and is ready for floatin'? Find out on Doctor Who: 'Dark Water", 9 PM on BBC America
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(148)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
America's Melting Pot has bubbled over
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(132)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Microwave expert says "American Hustle" nuked his reputation
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(25)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Americans spent $350 million on Halloween costumes this year. For their dogs
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(28)
 
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Adult? Enjoy Halloween? Congratulations on destroying America
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(140)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli cartoonist, under fire for drawing Netanyahu flying a plane into an American building, claims he was unaware that Americans may be 'sensitive' about 9/11
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(92)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight of North America's oldest distilleries. Yes, it's a slide show, but it's not so bad if you're drinking grain alcohol
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(30)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party brand sucks and so people don't want to be a Republican, and for 80 years, African-Americans have had nothing to do with Republicans." --Rand Paul. No really, he said that, it's not a plagiarism joke
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(308)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eleven Americans die at work every day. Enjoy your Friday
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(156)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Iran: For decades we've put up with them being anti-American, war-mongering, woman-hating zealots. To make matters that much worse, they're on the verge of becoming smug
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(18)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Let's just state the obvious, all right? It was a compelling World Series, an historic seven-gamer that cements the modern dynasty of the San Francisco Giants. It was also a World Series that America mostly ignored"
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(161)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois teacher wrongly identifies two Jamaican students as "African American." When informed of her mistake, she decides to call them attractive and successful
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(338)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Clown-masked thrash metal band Slipknot have the #1 album in America. Let that sink in for a bit
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(131)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris will liven up things on American Horror Story
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor calls for "American jihad" to spread US-style democracy around the world by force. Presumably this would be paid for by unicorn farts rather than raising taxes
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona high school defends its nickname of the Redskins. Apparently it isn't referring to Native Americans, but rather what happens to residents who go outside for five minutes without sunscreen
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News explores the alcoholic habits of American Presidents. George Washington was a beer man and Warren Harding carried a fifth of whiskey to the golf course during Prohibition
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(48)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America is now officially bored with Ebola and doesn't want to hear any more stories about it
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(121)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Missing: One freshly crowned Ebola czar, if found please have him report to the American people
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(39)
 
(Axis of Logic)
 
 
 
How Ebola could lead to the end of America's Cuban embargo
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(34)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
When people say America is #1, which part are they talking about? The part with the biggest cabbage? The most donated breast milk? Longest skid marks?
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(114)
 
(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Christmas for Microsoft begins Nov. 2 when it cuts the prices on its XBox One in North America to $349 so it can try to shovel the consoles out to a public that doesn't want them even at that price
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(94)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Our national response to the Ebola outbreak has revealed the true American spirit, which is to say that there is no crisis or tragedy, no matter how bad, that somebody won't try to figure out a way to cash in on
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Kentucky is the real America"
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(18)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Of the top seven cities in the world degenerating into "playgrounds for the rich and terrors for the poor," the top three are in America. USA USA USA
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(62)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School apologizes for chastising a student who disrespected America by not standing for the Pledge of Allegiance
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(213)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
American workers should demand shorter work weeks, afternoon siestas, and regular fikas where everyone gathers around to make small talk over pastry and coffee
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(44)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"For the love of Pete, America, learn about good chocolate"
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(11)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
13 years, 2210 American and 453 British lives later, we've finally turned the keys over to the Afghan government to secure their own country. The combat tour is done. Welcome home
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(149)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
With daylight savings time kicking in next weekend in North America and today in Britain, here are some awesome slideable photos showing how much better major cities look in the dark
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(68)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Will Danny Pink help Clara meet the Five Satins? Is the Doctor going to hold someone with all of his might in The Forest of the Night at 9 PM on BBC America?
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(77)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Tar sands oil producers are still desperate to export their oil anywhere except America
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maximum 401(k) plan contributions to increase to $18,000 in 2015. Which is good news for the few Americans whose job pays more than $18,000 a year
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more cities outlaw free food for the poor because it makes them dependent. 47% of Americans seen hemming and hawing in the corner
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(130)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In one Amazon tribe, a boy does not become a man until he can put his hands into gloves lined with angry bullet ants. Meanwhile in America he just has to learn how to work a washing machine before going to college
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(93)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans need to be more productive during their morning commute; all they do is sit mindlessly behind the wheel in traffic"
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(144)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Americans fail at even the most basic knowledge of the Affordable Obamacare Act
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(143)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When Lorne Michaels saved America: how five minutes on SNL saved the country from a decade of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson and their family dominating the reality TV airwaves
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(104)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Networks to buy 49.9% stake in BBC America for $200 million. Doctor Who to begin cooking meth in the TARDIS within a fortnight
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(54)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
More Americans have married Kim Kardashian than contracted Ebola
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(124)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Obama has governed as a moderate conservative says the noted liberal website, The American Conservative
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(98)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unused time-off hits a 40-year high as American workers leave nearly 170M vacation days on the table each year. I'll get back to the beach in a second, but first I need to submit this headline
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(113)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Movies like Outbreak and The Walking Dead fuel America's fear of global pandemics and cause us to botch our responses to viral containment. Or something; this is Slate and their deductive powers are always in question
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did TR in American English shift to CHR? The answer is in your lazy mouth
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(74)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Perfectly cromulent Tom Cruise action thriller "Edge of Tomorrow" bombed this summer. Did marketing mess it up because they're marketers? Did fans reject it because it wasn't from a puerile American comic book?
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(209)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an attempt to clog the average American's remaining good artery, we now have deep-fried candy corn
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(49)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $350 million on Pagan rituals this year
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(115)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Pew study discovers America's least-trusted news source. Real surprise is the most-trustworthy one
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(75)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If CNN has not scared you off from traveling or interacting with anyone for fear of catching the Ebola plague, here are the 12 best cities in America for meat lovers
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former televangelist and neckless-American Ernest Angley, 93, covers up abuse by flock members and urged vasectomies and abortions for Jesus
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(71)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
"What's wrong with gerrymandering in American politics?"
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(158)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey: "We will not allow American weapons to be brought to the Kurds in Kobane." USA: "Good thing turkeys don't fly, because we're airdropping them in"
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(65)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart surprises fans by coming out to support his favorite American football team
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(33)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cruise ship with "potentially" Ebola-infected health care worker docks in Texas, which is now officially America's Ebola colony
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(130)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the city with the cheapest beer in America is ____________
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(80)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why Americans love Costco-sized portions
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(51)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
When the Doctor gets separated from Clara and she has to face the monster of the week alone with a sonic screwdriver, will ratings Flatline? Find out on a new Doctor Who, 9 PM EDT on BBC America
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(96)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Jon Stewart is no longer providing the satire America needs"
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since the start of the "War on Poverty," we have spent over 22 TRILLION dollars on it. Apparently, $22 T buys a lot of poverty. Currently, 48 million Americans live in poverty, a new record. Yay, US?
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(119)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
Star Wars mashed with the opening theme song from Greatest American Hero = Awesomeness
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Ambassador calls ISIS "an American myth" s apparently those armed guys occupying half his country are just over exuberant tourists or rowdy frat boys or something
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(57)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Americans decide to ruin another great British comedy, wonder if you've tried turning it off and on again
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(118)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rino Rove is what's wrong with the GOP. We need to go Balls to the Wall Conservative in order to win over America, say weird looking Ginger who would probably be more believable if he wore a kilt
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(110)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Glastonbury Festival bans Native American headdresses. Village People appearance in jeopardy
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(158)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that weather phobia is a thing, a big swirling thing of wind and rain, filled with roof tiles, tree branches, farm animals, and, in general, going to get 1 in 10 Americans
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(38)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Old News: Americans don't work out enough. New News: We work out too much
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(95)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The real problem with Ebola? Whiny Americans and cable news
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(98)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Problem: Americans think the federal government are a bunch of heavy-handed Vogon thugs and it's hurting the Census Bureau's ability to do their jobs. Census Bureau's solution goes "O freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me"
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(58)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Now here's a petition that every patriotic American can get behind: replacing Columbus Day with Federal Election Day
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(279)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
On news that Robert Downey Jr. is starring in Captain America 3, here's what you should know about Marvel's Civil War
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(139)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Thanks to America's shale boom and less need in Europe, OPEC is divided and bickering like girlies as oil prices continue to fall. "This is not your garden variety autumn price decline"
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(40)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes will once again portray Jackie Kennedy in a new miniseries about America's Kennedy Dynasty
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(62)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There may not be a company in North America that faces so many accusations of extortion as Yelp in any given day
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(46)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
One in four Americans see Ebola as a major U.S. public health threat. The other three are still more frightened by Obamacare
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(45)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada. Here are four reasons why Americans should celebrate that instead of Columbus Day
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(74)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to ISIS, there are a lot fewer severed heads on display this year in haunted houses across America
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Recently discovered American military dossier busts myth, reveals Hitler had two perfectly working balls. However, he was into crystal meth and roughly 70 other medications
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(79)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If the Doctor thought dealing with mummies squishing people between their manboobs was bad in Pyramids of Mars, he's going to hate dealing with the Mummy on the Orient Express on tonight's Doctor Who at 9 PM on BBC America
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(85)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Contender round continues with 12 nations still in the Chase, and yes, the points are just as made up as last week and still don't matter. It's the Bank of America 500 from Charlotte (7:30PM ET, ABC)
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(860)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The American health care system is still based on the model of "give us all your money if you want to live"
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(49)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scott Brown, currently running for US Senate seat in NH, tells Americans to elect Republicans "and we will set this country on a better, safer path," because that worked so well in 2001, 2008
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(82)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
One in four of Americans think poor people don't work hard enough. The other three were unavailable from working at their three jobs
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(130)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Bravewords)
 
 
 
The Who plans to tour North America next summer to celebrate their 50th anniversary as a band. If only they had written a lyric that could express the undesirability of this
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(88)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan advises Americans to resist black-robed dictators legalizing gay marriage with all the dignity and honor that they resisted the same dictators orders to end segregation
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(158)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly: "Obama wants Americans to die from Ebola in order to make US more like Africa"
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(227)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your wife blames minorities for the downfall of America in a Facebook post and you have to take out a full-page ad in the local paper to apologize? Yeah, me too
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(182)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Stanford research has found that Americans are increasingly divided along political party lines - and those sentiments are stronger than racial biases
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(164)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A photographic tribute to some of America's coolest people: diner waitresses
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(17)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder: "My Native-American friend, Mark One Wolf, loves the name R*dskin." Native-Americans: "THAT GUY IS WHITE YOU F*CKTARD"
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(98)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy's next project for FX will be American Crime Story, a ten-episode series that will finally go where numerous news magazines, books, and interviews have gone before: the OJ Simpson trial
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(23)
 
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
AFC Wimbledon knocks Milton Keynes out of cup competition. For Americans, this is like if Seattle basketball fans put together a team, went to Oklahoma City to play the Thunder, and won
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(70)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
ALEC exodus: Microsoft, Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Yelp and now eBay? More than 80 organizations on Tuesday will urge eBay to end its affiliation with the conservative American Legislative Exchange Council
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There is exactly one American newspaper that would use the phrase "hung like a cashew" in a headline
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Regular books outsold e-books last year by more than a 3:1 margin and the margin is increasing every year: "E-books have developed a share of the market but every indication - certainly from America - shows the share is already in decline"
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(96)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"There's never been a better time to be a media-savvy expert in America, it seems. Cable networks want to put you on TV, publishers want to give you a book deal, and newspapers desperately want your quote. The only thing missing? Actual clout"
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(14)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Native American boy spots Bigfoot, snaps three photos: "He came halfway across the river, then he went back and he saw me, then he went straight back that way" (w/pics)
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(120)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Raven-Symone doesn't want to be called gay or African American despite being a black lesbian. That's so Raven
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(82)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Signifying NBA basketball is a dying sport that Americans are tired of watching, league can only convince ESPN and TNT to triple their spending on NBA TV broadcasting rights, totaling $24 billion over 9 years. Imagine if it were popular
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(87)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"These 2 clowns are up to something": American Airlines tech to Logan Airport Police as 2 guys were surveilling their security checkpoint on May 11, 2001. 4 months later we'd all wish Logan Airport brass were just as curious as Mohammed Atta was
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(103)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef John Besh joins forces with American orthodontists, unveils orthodontia-friendly cookbook. Hope he got paid a retainer
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(13)
 
(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
American whiskey company blends what it calls "a gateway drug for Scotch haters" to try and expose Americans to alcoholic drinks that aren't sweet and involve being blended with white Gatorade and ice at some point before serving
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(45)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
American eats 15 pounds of poutine to win the World Poutine Eating Championship, says the fat build-up will help with his upcoming winter hibernation
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(6)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
American propaganda posters from the First World War, when propaganda was cool
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(5)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
While North America is fixated on high-def, high-rez and high refresh-rate video, Japan is quietly inventing a high-quality audio standard that will blow MP3s and FLACs away
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(100)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cornell West isn't an Obama fan anymore: "The state of Black America in the age of Obama has been one of desperation, confusion and capitulation"
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(185)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Doctor is finally listening to the sage advice of his potato friend, Strax, and has decided it's time to Kill The Moon on the latest episode of Doctor Who (9 PM on BBC America)
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(125)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's good to see small towns like Walmart grow with the times into a big metropolis. Progress is good for everyone in America
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(105)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tom Delay tells WND that he is returning to Washington to "save America" from the "radical Marxist agenda" of Barack Obama. So it's either that or he intends to fleece conservative rubes by living off their donations to his new PAC
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(99)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After contentious school board meeting, Jefferson Co., Colorado, decides that it's ok to teach about "civil disorder" - you know, like the kind that led to the founding of the United States of America
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(120)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison apologizes for winning the America's Cup
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(15)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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(115)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Will Tennant be oh so so so sorry for his American Accent? Will Anna Gunn channel her inner Hank Schrader? Will they have any new scenes from the original? "Broadchurch" gets Fox-ified as "Gracepoint", tonight at 9 PM EST
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(44)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
"Why America has millions of cars on the road with unfixed safety recalls - and Germany has none"
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(65)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most ticketed car in America is the ____________
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(133)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese Bullet Train turns 50. America celebrates by spending another $30 billion in feasibility studies to gain initial insight into possibly spending more money to determine if it's worth spending even more money to do more feasibility studies
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(358)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Round one of America's Ugliest Accent Tournament is about to begin. Time for youse to choose
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(73)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Usher having trouble giving tickets away to his current North American tour
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(54)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America's booming nuclear weapons facility sits next to a seismic fault line. And isn't built to withstand earthquakes
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(43)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side Attorney General Eric Holder, you're only the third most reviled Obama Cabinet official that the American public hates
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(95)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For example, according to Forbes, Robert Downey Jr. is the highest-paid actor in America, making $75 million last year. According to the same publication, in 2013 the top 25 hedge fund managers took home, on average, almost a billion dollars each
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(50)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What did China learn from Ferguson? Well, nothing other than Americans have a confusing tendency to not run over rioters with tanks
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(44)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
10% of Americans consume over 74 alcoholic drinks on average weekly, keep beverage industries, their livers afloat
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(186)
 
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Larenz Tate, from USA Network's Rush series, racks up nearly $58,000 on an American Express card but decides not to pay the bill
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Seven cases The Supreme Court refused to hear that have pretty much screwed over America
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(38)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking a road trip this fall? Don't forget to stop at one of these 14 iconic American diners
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Somebody's boots have to be on the ground" How about yours, John? When the f*ck are you going over there? Don't insist American soldiers have to fight a fight that the president doesn't want to put them in unless you're volunteering
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(121)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why do homosexuals not like me? I merely think that they should be limited to second-class marriages, not be allowed to raise their own children, and that African-Americans enjoyed full and equal civil rights as soon as they could no longer be sold
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(105)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The new fad in America...Silent Soccer. Wouldn't want the little snowflakes' feelings getting hurt while playing a game
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(124)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Is The Doctor hanging out in I.M. Foreman's junkyard again? Has Ian Chesterton become a crusty old dean? Are there still Daleks in the basement of Coal Hill School? Find out on Doctor Who, 'The Caretaker', 9 PM on BBC America
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(102)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
The British get Domino's Stuffed Crust pizzas that Americans can't get, such as Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Crust variety. In return, Americans will have to accept fish and chips stuffed with bacon and cheese and spotted dick
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(9)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's ode to American history, excess, and success, "We Didn't Start the Fire," turns twenty-five. It was arguably one of the best songs of the '80s and a fitting end to the decade that doesn't deserve the scorn it gets
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(201)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Pith helmet-wearing Brit, not content to pedal his penny-farthing around the world, continues with a grueling tour of America, including a leg-searing ascent of Glacier Park's Going-to-the-Sun Road in snow and rain. Pip pip cheerio
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(63)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Restaurant that kicked out a blind man because he brought his service dog with him learns about a little thing called the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(143)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
After putting on his smart man glasses, Rick Perry praises Sam Brownback for turning Kansas into, "one of the bright and powerful economic engines of America"
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(142)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you a sitzpinkler? If so you are Destroying America, you godless heathen. Don't laugh--it's the in the Bible (mildly Not safe for work)
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(37)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is destroying America one family at a time
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(335)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proving that Americans will eat almost anything, man puts every Taco Bell ingredient together and still pleases people. "It's pretty much the best thing I've ever eaten out of a Taco Bell"
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(19)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"America is way too big to be a real democracy"
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(124)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"Why America can't break out of the cycle of never-ending war "
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(177)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Those runaway Afghan soldiers visited a strip club then headed for Canada when they saw what Americans look like naked
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(57)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
John Oliver gives his take on the Miss America pageant
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do tourists live up to their national stereotypes: Americans loud, Germans bossy, English drunk and Japanese going everywhere in tightly-packed tour groups? What's been your experience?
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(18)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Family court judges have killed the American Family. Because God knows, every couple who needs a judge to settle their disputes had a perfect marriage
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(163)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sure, Miss America may have been kicked out of her sorority for abusive hazing, but is she in favor of world peace?
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(63)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
In which Hillary asks Alinsky for advice on how to turn America into a Communist nation through community organizing, and how it might be possible to manipulate the electorate into voting for a Black president
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(152)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've recently lost some Afghan military officers in North America, Canada would like a word with you
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 36 percent of Americans can correctly identify which party controls the House or Senate. The majority know Obama is a Muslim, though
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(128)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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(14)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how we can finally get rid of the American penny once and for all
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(342)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Will Clara wind up in a leather catsuit hanging upside down? Can D.I. Alex Drake prevent The Doctor from pulling a Time Heist without the help of Gene Hunt? Find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America (earlier in the UK)
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(63)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
They're racing all day at Circuit of the Americas. Let's thread this. USSCC running right now, WEC 6 Hours of COTA starts at 6 Eastern, both on Fox Sports 2
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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(78)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Creationism is just the start: How right-wing Christians are warping America's schools
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(254)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know if the hipsters will like or dislike the news that a Russian firm is acquiring iconic American brewer Pabst
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Average American waistline is now 39 inches, or more than a yard. Rear ends still as big as a house
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(185)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(113)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's Funniest Home Videos is celebrating 25 years of quality crotch shots and people generally looking like idiots
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(22)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing American bachelorette party caught in Cabo during hurricane turns up in California. Hangover 4 just wrote itself
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. household income rose $180 last year. Which means the average American is now making $180 a year
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Poverty rate in the U.S. falls to 14.5%. The other 85.5% of Americans are still just a paycheck away
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(122)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You can add Miss America to the list of people/groups conspiring against the GOP, and therefore, America
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(264)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grab your pitchfork, the American Gothic house up for rent again
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(33)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday the newly-built USS AMERICA arrived at her new homeport. A year ago today the man who designed her set sail for his own
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(133)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA picks Boeing, Space X to take American astronauts back to space
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(63)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(265)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(34)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(200)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It is far too difficult to sell obesity drugs in America
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In case of nuclear war or other disaster, does America really have four high-tech, radiation-proof "doomsday planes" that can stay airborne for days at a time? U.S. government: Uh... no comment
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the forgotten war America is losing" Korea? Vietnam? Grenada?
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(48)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Not news anymore: NSA hacks American telcos. News: NSA also hacks Deutsche Telekom. "Fark": What the CEO of Stellar PCS said when he found out the attacks were coming from inside the firewall
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And in a flash, Miss Nebraska lost the Miss America crown
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(230)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
What scares The Doctor? Listen, and you may find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(114)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to Peter Cetera, the man who single-handedly turned Chicago into one of the biggest bands in America. Here's the band's 1970 smash 25 or 6 to 4
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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(36)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin issues America a "Global apology"...for the ONE thing she SHOULDN'T be sorry for
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(212)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Failed Quizno's and Cold Stone Creamery franchises have screwed America out of over $72.5 million in failed loans. CSC blames their oversaturation, while the Quizno's CEO blames everyone but Quizno's
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(127)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies offers his views on American gun control (profanity)
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(122)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz gets booed off stage after treating a room full of Arab supporters of Christians in the Middle East like un-American Israel-haters
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(240)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits estimated to be hoarding £3 billion in foreign currency that they picked up on vacation in third-world backwaters like America and that they will never, ever spend
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US counterterrorism chief Matthew Olson: "there's no credible information" that the Islamic State (Isis) is planning an attack on America and that there's "no indication at this point of a cell of foreign fighters operating in the United States"
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(55)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(97)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Yum Brands' new banh-mi restaurant opens, outrages foodies with menu that labels pho as "Vietnamese-style chicken soup" in deference to white-bread American tastes
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(62)
 
(Birdwatch)
 
 
 
Climate change threatens 314 North American bird breeds, every one of which tastes exactly like chicken
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(28)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The best burrito sold in America comes from Chipotle. Espera. ¿Usted es serio? Déjenme reír aún más fuerte
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More American families own cats than stocks
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(149)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 4.7 million jobs available. Subby is still holding out for management
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(154)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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(439)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged that American children don't eat French food
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(202)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS is paying $50,000 for the identity of any American entering Syria
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(143)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
America is so disgusted with domestic violence that Floyd Mayweather's only going to get $30 million for his fight this weekend (that's $7.5m per battered woman)
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly support what Obama is doing against ISIS... until you tell them that he's doing it
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(183)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study from ultra-liberal think tank implores businesses to do more to lift the living standard of the American worker. Fark: Harvard Business School
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(131)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
American bull market has been going for 2,000 days, is expected to last forever
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Citizens United ruling didn't just allow American billionaires to buy up our government. It also allows foreign rich people to take over America as well
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(118)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think manufacturing is dead in America? That sector still matters in these states
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can the Doctor deal with the Robot of Sherwood without losing his head? Find out on a cutting new episode of Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(110)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We can thank George W. Bush for all those wiretaps on American citizens
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(226)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are eating more butter than at any time in history. Evidence is still sketchy, but scientists believe it's because Americans are fatter than any time in history
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(108)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gorn becomes series regular on The Americans. Looks like that peace treaty negotiated by the Metrons has finally started paying off
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(28)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(100)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd's first interview as host of Meet the Press will be one with the greatest American president of the 21st century and second greatest of the last hundred years after William Clinton
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Thu September 04, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The worst things Americans say while traveling abroad include: "Do you speak English?", "I love your accent," and "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
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(338)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama farked up Afghanistan and got lucky in Pakistan. Okay, so we're back to "Obama should keep America involved in every country's affairs" mode today
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(137)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
H&R Block reports 1Q loss, as more Americans decide that TurboTax® is less painful than sitting down with their seasonal employees
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Don't ask outfielder Ichiro Suzuki his favorite American expression without a three-second delay (language Not safe for work)
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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(51)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Go scare some children, Pennywise, 'cause American Horror Story shows us what a really frightening clown looks like
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(70)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Directors of 'The Lego Movie' may be rebooting 'The Greatest American Hero.' Believe it or not
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(136)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Kraft urges people not to eat Kraft American cheese. Finally they have the guts to come out and say so
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama to put 350 soldiers on the ground in Iraq to help protect and defend Americans
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(123)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's Dumbest Congressman™ says that we should ban foreign speakers from schools because they "bring education down"
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(128)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
According to AAA, there are two speed traps in America. One of them just got a couple of police chiefs suspended
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(106)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(The National)
 
 
 
MLB alone among pro sports in North America because it is no longer possible to buy a championship: "You'd have a slightly better chance of predicting play-off participants simply by using alphabetical order than by using payroll numbers"
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(30)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's American Gods coming to US television in 2016. Maybe
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(52)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting a bar fight when you're drunk is bad enough, but threatening to kidnap an American and behead him once you're released from jail is not going to help your case
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(58)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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(87)
 
(KMBZ Kansas City)
 
 
 
On this day, 30 years ago, America had a manned space program
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(33)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg is skipping his brother Donnie's wedding this weekend; apparently, he doesn't think too highly of Jenny McCarthy. Just like the rest of America
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(99)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules Texas abortion limits unconstitutional. Also orders miniature American flags for all
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(112)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an '80s Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(13)
 
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Latin America, to California and Texas: "You think that's a drought? I'LL SHOW YOU A DROUGHT"
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(23)
 
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
North American megafauna which were wiped out by natives, then by an impact event, then by natives, then by a comet, then by Clovis culture, then not wiped out by Clovis culture, has now been wiped out by an impact event
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(44)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(96)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Connecticut dethrones NYC for the best pizza in America. A white clam pie? Yes, give pizza chance
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(152)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(320)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Human trials of the Ebola vaccine will start next week. Two weeks after the vaccine was used on American victims
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(34)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Will America cross the "red line" this time with Syria in its conflict with the ISIS? You know, not like the other time
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(136)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(115)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most hated car company in America is _______ (not GM)
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(227)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The good news: American farmers looking at bumper crops of corn and soybeans. Fark: There's a major silo shortage
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(38)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(228)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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(170)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Pocket Gamer (UK))
 
 
 
Six iOS soccer games for people who hate soccer. We're looking at you, America
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(19)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
What better way to remember America's bloodiest battle than with a nice cold beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gettysburg Brewfest
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue Captain Obvious: "Hotels across America are expected to rake in a record $2.25 billion in revenue from add-ons and hidden fees - a rise of 6 per cent from last year and nearly double a decade ago"
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(61)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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(194)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Listen up you American dumbfarks. These are Saskatoon berries. That is what they are called. Remember 1812? Well we'll burn down the White House again if you don't call them Saskatoon berries. Are we clear? I said ARE. WE. CLEAR?
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(52)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The era of the 12th... 13th... 14th? Doctor begins tonight, so sit back, relax, and take in a Deep Breath as Doctor Who returns for its 8th season, starting at 8 PM on BBC America
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia continues its attempt to become America's next state
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite cancer warnings, American teens are still dying to be tan
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Americans say there is no room for Jell-O
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Fri August 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Remember the original talking G.I. Joe? A Real American Hero. He now detests violence & has taken a vow of silence, choosing to communicate solely through nude interpretive dance. Go Joe
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Thu August 21, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
ABC's Good Morning America presents "Food Mix and Mash-Up" Buzzfeed listicle of bizarre recipes, asks its millions of bored viewers to vote for their favorite. Naturally, they pick the pimento cheeseburger corn dog
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
For the first time since 2007 there will be an American racing in Formula One this weekend
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE criticized for letting American flag touch the ground at SummerSlam, which made Hacksaw Jim Duggan cry and break his 2x4, Sgt. Slaughter no longer want his country back, and John Cena hate the troops
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that if America votes for a Republican Senate this November and makes him majority leader, they can look forward to lots of veto showdowns and government shutdowns over the next two years
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Tue August 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
American workers spend more time planning their vacations every year than they do for retirement
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"How America outsourced our national security"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming, since Americans need something to tide them over until it's time for Halloween candy corn Oreos and Thanksgiving gingerbread Oreos
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Diseases in America move from south to north, because of course they do
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Journalist attempts to go undercover in a prison. After Russia, China, Hong Kong, Laos, Japan, Jamaica, Sweden, Norway, France, and the UK say no due to safety, he's finally gets into an American 'concentration camp.' One guess as to who runs it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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(World Review)
 
 
 
America's economy is growing. China