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500 headlines found matching 'America'
Mon September 29, 2014
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What did China learn from Ferguson? Well, nothing other than Americans have a confusing tendency to not run over rioters with tanks
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(44)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
10% of Americans consume over 74 alcoholic drinks on average weekly, keep beverage industries, their livers afloat
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(173)
 
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Larenz Tate, from USA Network's Rush series, racks up nearly $58,000 on an American Express card but decides not to pay the bill
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Seven cases The Supreme Court refused to hear that have pretty much screwed over America
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(37)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking a road trip this fall? Don't forget to stop at one of these 14 iconic American diners
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Somebody's boots have to be on the ground" How about yours, John? When the f*ck are you going over there? Don't insist American soldiers have to fight a fight that the president doesn't want to put them in unless you're volunteering
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(110)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why do homosexuals not like me? I merely think that they should be limited to second-class marriages, not be allowed to raise their own children, and that African-Americans enjoyed full and equal civil rights as soon as they could no longer be sold
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The new fad in America...Silent Soccer. Wouldn't want the little snowflakes' feelings getting hurt while playing a game
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(124)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Is The Doctor hanging out in I.M. Foreman's junkyard again? Has Ian Chesterton become a crusty old dean? Are there still Daleks in the basement of Coal Hill School? Find out on Doctor Who, 'The Caretaker', 9 PM on BBC America
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(102)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
The British get Domino's Stuffed Crust pizzas that Americans can't get, such as Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Crust variety. In return, Americans will have to accept fish and chips stuffed with bacon and cheese and spotted dick
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(9)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's ode to American history, excess, and success, "We Didn't Start the Fire," turns twenty-five. It was arguably one of the best songs of the '80s and a fitting end to the decade that doesn't deserve the scorn it gets
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(204)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Pith helmet-wearing Brit, not content to pedal his penny-farthing around the world, continues with a grueling tour of America, including a leg-searing ascent of Glacier Park's Going-to-the-Sun Road in snow and rain. Pip pip cheerio
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(63)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Restaurant that kicked out a blind man because he brought his service dog with him learns about a little thing called the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(143)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
After putting on his smart man glasses, Rick Perry praises Sam Brownback for turning Kansas into, "one of the bright and powerful economic engines of America"
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(142)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you a sitzpinkler? If so you are Destroying America, you godless heathen. Don't laugh--it's the in the Bible (mildly Not safe for work)
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(37)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is destroying America one family at a time
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(335)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proving that Americans will eat almost anything, man puts every Taco Bell ingredient together and still pleases people. "It's pretty much the best thing I've ever eaten out of a Taco Bell"
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(19)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"America is way too big to be a real democracy"
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(124)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"Why America can't break out of the cycle of never-ending war "
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(177)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Those runaway Afghan soldiers visited a strip club then headed for Canada when they saw what Americans look like naked
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(57)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
John Oliver gives his take on the Miss America pageant
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do tourists live up to their national stereotypes: Americans loud, Germans bossy, English drunk and Japanese going everywhere in tightly-packed tour groups? What's been your experience?
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(18)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Family court judges have killed the American Family. Because God knows, every couple who needs a judge to settle their disputes had a perfect marriage
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(163)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sure, Miss America may have been kicked out of her sorority for abusive hazing, but is she in favor of world peace?
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(63)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
In which Hillary asks Alinsky for advice on how to turn America into a Communist nation through community organizing, and how it might be possible to manipulate the electorate into voting for a Black president
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(152)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've recently lost some Afghan military officers in North America, Canada would like a word with you
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 36 percent of Americans can correctly identify which party controls the House or Senate. The majority know Obama is a Muslim, though
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(128)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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(14)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how we can finally get rid of the American penny once and for all
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(342)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Will Clara wind up in a leather catsuit hanging upside down? Can D.I. Alex Drake prevent The Doctor from pulling a Time Heist without the help of Gene Hunt? Find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America (earlier in the UK)
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(63)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
They're racing all day at Circuit of the Americas. Let's thread this. USSCC running right now, WEC 6 Hours of COTA starts at 6 Eastern, both on Fox Sports 2
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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(82)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Creationism is just the start: How right-wing Christians are warping America's schools
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(254)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know if the hipsters will like or dislike the news that a Russian firm is acquiring iconic American brewer Pabst
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Average American waistline is now 39 inches, or more than a yard. Rear ends still as big as a house
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(185)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(113)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's Funniest Home Videos is celebrating 25 years of quality crotch shots and people generally looking like idiots
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(22)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing American bachelorette party caught in Cabo during hurricane turns up in California. Hangover 4 just wrote itself
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. household income rose $180 last year. Which means the average American is now making $180 a year
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Poverty rate in the U.S. falls to 14.5%. The other 85.5% of Americans are still just a paycheck away
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(122)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You can add Miss America to the list of people/groups conspiring against the GOP, and therefore, America
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(264)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grab your pitchfork, the American Gothic house up for rent again
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(33)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday the newly-built USS AMERICA arrived at her new homeport. A year ago today the man who designed her set sail for his own
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(133)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA picks Boeing, Space X to take American astronauts back to space
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(63)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(34)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(200)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It is far too difficult to sell obesity drugs in America
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In case of nuclear war or other disaster, does America really have four high-tech, radiation-proof "doomsday planes" that can stay airborne for days at a time? U.S. government: Uh... no comment
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the forgotten war America is losing" Korea? Vietnam? Grenada?
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(48)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Not news anymore: NSA hacks American telcos. News: NSA also hacks Deutsche Telekom. "Fark": What the CEO of Stellar PCS said when he found out the attacks were coming from inside the firewall
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And in a flash, Miss Nebraska lost the Miss America crown
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(230)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
What scares The Doctor? Listen, and you may find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(121)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to Peter Cetera, the man who single-handedly turned Chicago into one of the biggest bands in America. Here's the band's 1970 smash 25 or 6 to 4
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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(36)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin issues America a "Global apology"...for the ONE thing she SHOULDN'T be sorry for
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(212)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Failed Quizno's and Cold Stone Creamery franchises have screwed America out of over $72.5 million in failed loans. CSC blames their oversaturation, while the Quizno's CEO blames everyone but Quizno's
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(127)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies offers his views on American gun control (profanity)
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(122)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz gets booed off stage after treating a room full of Arab supporters of Christians in the Middle East like un-American Israel-haters
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(241)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits estimated to be hoarding £3 billion in foreign currency that they picked up on vacation in third-world backwaters like America and that they will never, ever spend
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US counterterrorism chief Matthew Olson: "there's no credible information" that the Islamic State (Isis) is planning an attack on America and that there's "no indication at this point of a cell of foreign fighters operating in the United States"
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(55)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(97)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Yum Brands' new banh-mi restaurant opens, outrages foodies with menu that labels pho as "Vietnamese-style chicken soup" in deference to white-bread American tastes
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(62)
 
(Birdwatch)
 
 
 
Climate change threatens 314 North American bird breeds, every one of which tastes exactly like chicken
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(28)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The best burrito sold in America comes from Chipotle. Espera. ¿Usted es serio? Déjenme reír aún más fuerte
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More American families own cats than stocks
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(149)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 4.7 million jobs available. Subby is still holding out for management
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(154)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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(439)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged that American children don't eat French food
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(202)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS is paying $50,000 for the identity of any American entering Syria
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(143)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
America is so disgusted with domestic violence that Floyd Mayweather's only going to get $30 million for his fight this weekend (that's $7.5m per battered woman)
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly support what Obama is doing against ISIS... until you tell them that he's doing it
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(183)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study from ultra-liberal think tank implores businesses to do more to lift the living standard of the American worker. Fark: Harvard Business School
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(131)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
American bull market has been going for 2,000 days, is expected to last forever
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Citizens United ruling didn't just allow American billionaires to buy up our government. It also allows foreign rich people to take over America as well
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(118)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think manufacturing is dead in America? That sector still matters in these states
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can the Doctor deal with the Robot of Sherwood without losing his head? Find out on a cutting new episode of Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(110)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We can thank George W. Bush for all those wiretaps on American citizens
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(226)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are eating more butter than at any time in history. Evidence is still sketchy, but scientists believe it's because Americans are fatter than any time in history
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(108)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gorn becomes series regular on The Americans. Looks like that peace treaty negotiated by the Metrons has finally started paying off
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(28)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(100)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd's first interview as host of Meet the Press will be one with the greatest American president of the 21st century and second greatest of the last hundred years after William Clinton
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Thu September 04, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The worst things Americans say while traveling abroad include: "Do you speak English?", "I love your accent," and "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
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(338)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama farked up Afghanistan and got lucky in Pakistan. Okay, so we're back to "Obama should keep America involved in every country's affairs" mode today
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(137)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
H&R Block reports 1Q loss, as more Americans decide that TurboTax® is less painful than sitting down with their seasonal employees
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Don't ask outfielder Ichiro Suzuki his favorite American expression without a three-second delay (language Not safe for work)
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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(51)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Go scare some children, Pennywise, 'cause American Horror Story shows us what a really frightening clown looks like
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(70)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Directors of 'The Lego Movie' may be rebooting 'The Greatest American Hero.' Believe it or not
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(136)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Kraft urges people not to eat Kraft American cheese. Finally they have the guts to come out and say so
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama to put 350 soldiers on the ground in Iraq to help protect and defend Americans
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(123)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's Dumbest Congressman™ says that we should ban foreign speakers from schools because they "bring education down"
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(128)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
According to AAA, there are two speed traps in America. One of them just got a couple of police chiefs suspended
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(106)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(The National)
 
 
 
MLB alone among pro sports in North America because it is no longer possible to buy a championship: "You'd have a slightly better chance of predicting play-off participants simply by using alphabetical order than by using payroll numbers"
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(30)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's American Gods coming to US television in 2016. Maybe
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(52)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting a bar fight when you're drunk is bad enough, but threatening to kidnap an American and behead him once you're released from jail is not going to help your case
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(58)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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(87)
 
(KMBZ Kansas City)
 
 
 
On this day, 30 years ago, America had a manned space program
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(33)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg is skipping his brother Donnie's wedding this weekend; apparently, he doesn't think too highly of Jenny McCarthy. Just like the rest of America
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(99)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules Texas abortion limits unconstitutional. Also orders miniature American flags for all
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(112)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an '80s Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(13)
 
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Latin America, to California and Texas: "You think that's a drought? I'LL SHOW YOU A DROUGHT"
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(23)
 
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
North American megafauna which were wiped out by natives, then by an impact event, then by natives, then by a comet, then by Clovis culture, then not wiped out by Clovis culture, has now been wiped out by an impact event
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(44)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(96)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Connecticut dethrones NYC for the best pizza in America. A white clam pie? Yes, give pizza chance
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(152)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(320)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Human trials of the Ebola vaccine will start next week. Two weeks after the vaccine was used on American victims
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(34)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Will America cross the "red line" this time with Syria in its conflict with the ISIS? You know, not like the other time
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(136)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(115)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most hated car company in America is _______ (not GM)
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(227)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The good news: American farmers looking at bumper crops of corn and soybeans. Fark: There's a major silo shortage
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(38)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(228)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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(170)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Pocket Gamer (UK))
 
 
 
Six iOS soccer games for people who hate soccer. We're looking at you, America
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(19)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
What better way to remember America's bloodiest battle than with a nice cold beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gettysburg Brewfest
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue Captain Obvious: "Hotels across America are expected to rake in a record $2.25 billion in revenue from add-ons and hidden fees - a rise of 6 per cent from last year and nearly double a decade ago"
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(61)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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(194)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Listen up you American dumbfarks. These are Saskatoon berries. That is what they are called. Remember 1812? Well we'll burn down the White House again if you don't call them Saskatoon berries. Are we clear? I said ARE. WE. CLEAR?
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(52)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The era of the 12th... 13th... 14th? Doctor begins tonight, so sit back, relax, and take in a Deep Breath as Doctor Who returns for its 8th season, starting at 8 PM on BBC America
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(289)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia continues its attempt to become America's next state
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(64)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite cancer warnings, American teens are still dying to be tan
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(14)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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(25)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Americans say there is no room for Jell-O
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(47)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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(104)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(115)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Remember the original talking G.I. Joe? A Real American Hero. He now detests violence & has taken a vow of silence, choosing to communicate solely through nude interpretive dance. Go Joe
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(22)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
ABC's Good Morning America presents "Food Mix and Mash-Up" Buzzfeed listicle of bizarre recipes, asks its millions of bored viewers to vote for their favorite. Naturally, they pick the pimento cheeseburger corn dog
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(4)
 
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
For the first time since 2007 there will be an American racing in Formula One this weekend
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(47)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE criticized for letting American flag touch the ground at SummerSlam, which made Hacksaw Jim Duggan cry and break his 2x4, Sgt. Slaughter no longer want his country back, and John Cena hate the troops
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(52)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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(156)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that if America votes for a Republican Senate this November and makes him majority leader, they can look forward to lots of veto showdowns and government shutdowns over the next two years
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(85)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
American workers spend more time planning their vacations every year than they do for retirement
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(111)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(172)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"How America outsourced our national security"
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(39)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming, since Americans need something to tide them over until it's time for Halloween candy corn Oreos and Thanksgiving gingerbread Oreos
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(38)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(280)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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(188)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Diseases in America move from south to north, because of course they do
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(67)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Journalist attempts to go undercover in a prison. After Russia, China, Hong Kong, Laos, Japan, Jamaica, Sweden, Norway, France, and the UK say no due to safety, he's finally gets into an American 'concentration camp.' One guess as to who runs it
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(101)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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(79)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
America's economy is growing. China's is booming. But Europe remains in the doldrums. Bankers are edgy. Global scenarios for years to come will be defined by today's interactions between these economies
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(36)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stone Brewery named 2nd Best Craft Brewery in America due to recent collaborative launch of W00tStout 2.0. Raise a toast to Drew, Wil, and Aisha
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(7)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Disney cancels American Idol Experience
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(35)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Dear Mr. President: Why I'm leaving America"
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(299)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(75)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another product of the American public education system...we can say for certain at least one was left behind
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(28)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mastodon tusks and primitive tools discovered by fishermen in Chesapeake Bay suggest humans settled North America thousands of yahs earlier than believed
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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(174)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The #1 album in America is a '70s mixtape
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(186)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
American Tourister found dead
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(60)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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(59)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic looks at what would happen if someone in America contracted Ebola and didn't know about it, failing to realize Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo covered this in Outbreak
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(45)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
People may finally be realizing that it is not Republicans but Obama's extremism, his unswerving ideology and his refusal to accept facts and draw reasonable conclusions from them that are perpetuating America's rapid decline
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(164)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One in ten Americans say they never trust the government. The other nine still have some trust left, also believe Lucy will actually let Charlie Brown kick the football
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(151)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Patti LaBelle joins the cast of American Horror Story: Freak Show
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(12)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney tells America that it's official: no one can blame Bush for anything going wrong today
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(133)
 
(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
Police said a sweet potato, yam, cassava, dahlia, and a jicama were shaken up after the "King of America" threatened five tubers
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come for the newest sanction as Russia bans the import of American chickens. Stay for the fun fact that most all chickens raised and sold in U.S. get a big bath in chlorine
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(69)
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Bad luck America, looks like you won't get a theatre release of the best comedy of the year
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(41)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazon locked in a bitter sales dispute with Disney, which isn't allowing the online retailer to sell DVD and Blu-Ray copies of Captain America, Maleficent, and Million Dollar Arm. Not that anyone would buy the last one
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(71)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The unsung heroes who were responsible for keeping the Metric System out of America. Who knew there were so many Stonecutters?
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(208)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Obama: So who was the dumbass who decided to withdraw American troops from Iraq, anyway? Jesus, that guy must have been a complete moran
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(373)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Spectacular images from the European Space Agency's Rosetta satellite include a picture that shows Canada as North America's Best Korea
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matthew Rhys cast as Bradley Cooper's rival in a new comedy about French chefs. Hopefully, Rhys gets a wig that's as ridiculous as anything he's worn in The Americans
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(21)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American eagle
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(20)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Into The Storm's box office success may depend on the same part of America that made Twister a success. It ain't California
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Share your stories of trying to get by in the local language the last time you went somewhere English wasn't spoken. Glasgow, anyplace in the American South also counts
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(17)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
57% of Americans eat alone. Table for one?
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(12)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
America's love affair with Pizza Hut is over
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(89)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza chef Chris Bianco praises state of American pizza, particularly rise of high-quality artisanal ingredients unavailable a generation ago. "I mean, shiat, back in the day, I begged somebody to grow arugula for me"
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson unlikely to get behind latest American Apparel back-to-school campaign. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(105)
 
(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
The 10 friendliest cities in America are out, and the South reigns supreme. So long as you're not gay, a minority, anti-war, pro-marijuana legalization, an atheist or even marginally sane when it comes to gun rights, head on down
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(319)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Captain America defeats both Batman and Superman
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(268)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In which a Liberal Fascist from Illinois acted like a tyrant, used the power of big government to trample states rights, take away property from wealthy job creators, and destabilized the African American community in the guise of "helping it"
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(114)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"The Market Basket debacle and what it means for the American Worker" Time to pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and demand better pay and CEOs that give a damn about their workers
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(43)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many farks do Americans give about net neutrality? 4,377
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Between Obama's time machine and Reagan's invisible bridge, American politics turns into Warehouse 13
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(27)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Possible solution may be on the way for an Ebola virus cure after two American aid workers who contracted Ebola in Liberia become human guinea pigs after having been given an experimental serum - because it appears to be working
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(86)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines cuts meals in first class on flights less than 2 hours and 45 minutes. Or as Jet Blue calls 2 hours and 45 minutes, clearing for takeoff
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(78)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Archaeologists piece together evidence of bloody apocalypse in 12th century America
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
58% of Americans are unpatriotic assholes. Damn hippies
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(166)
 
(Catholic League)
 
 
 
Hypocrites at CNN report that American Catholic bishops are living in million dollar homes, yet they fail to report that the top brass at CNN make a lot of money
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(154)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite all logic and reason America's thirst for bottled water continues ... at $1.22 a gallon
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(59)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Five of the most persistent and widely-believed anti-government conspiracies in America, Fark Politics tab
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(59)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Americans show their compassion for Ebola victims in the only way they can: threatening emails to receiving hospitals
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(165)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans disapprove of their own member of Congress, would rather see demon spawn of Fidel Castro and members of Nickelback run the country
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(146)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Representative Todd Rokita(R-IN) is first to link Ebola to Central American refugees based on likelihood of morons believing it and blaming 0bama
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(431)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Introducing a new American hero: James Taylor, a kid who threw a party in western Michigan that drew over 2,000 people and gives zero farks about the consequences saying he's going to do it again (w/video)
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(66)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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(113)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Malcolm Gladwell tells us that the Mafia were the good guys and that crime is a legitimate 'crooked ladder' to the American Dream
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(27)
 
(Current.org)
 
 
 
Deaf intern who can only communicate using American Sign Language is suing NPR because they asked her to teach American Sign Language to other employees
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(127)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling finds that Americans hate Congress more than they hate Jar-Jar Binks and Darth Vader put together
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why North America will never be a world soccer power, reason #298: lousy domestic refereeing
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The greatest musician America has ever produced, Louis Armstrong, born this day in 1901. It's a wonderful world whenever he plays
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(23)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Somebody had British people fill in all of their American stereotypes on maps of the US. Come for MS: "Named by a cat walking across a keyboard", stay for RI: "Tiny; Stoned Students; Not a real place; Not in Rhodes; Not an Island"
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(250)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Morris: The wrongest man in America
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows that Americans have many weird sexual fantasies but few carry them out. However, sexploration on public transportation is on the rise
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(23)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
American cities increasingly paying residents to get rid of water-hungry lawns and replace grass with drought-tolerant plants, rocks and pebbles
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(66)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
In America, most of us love our Jesus but we're also thankful he wasn't born here cause the headline woulda' certainly read, "Woman arrested for leaving newborn baby in trash can of business," and that woulda been awkward
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(50)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
50 years ago, Mickey Mouse Club alumna and ska aficionado Annette Funicello introduced "Jamaica Ska" to Bob Hope and rest of America. Now you know who to blame for all those indescribably awful ska bands
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans now borrowing less for college. Apparently they are going back to the old way of paying for higher education ... selling their stuff on eBay
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(37)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Vitaminwater switches back to its old formula after complaints that it didn't contain enough of America's favorite vitamin, high fructose corn syrup
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(28)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Peggy Noonan has identified the sole factor that is dividing America today: "Obama keeps dropping his g's"
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(118)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
American Museum of Natural History now offering "Night at the Museum" adults-only sleepovers. Amy Adams not included
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(16)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Are "homosexuals merely commie pawns" in an effort to destroy America? We're just asking
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(136)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ten things to know about the invasive fire ants currently on the march through the American southeast. 1) Get out of their way. 2) See number one
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(119)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
110% of Americans disapprove of Obama
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
American couple calls police the day after they were overcharged for ice cream and water. If only there were a menu with the prices lis...oh wait, there was
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(44)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Networks looks to acquire half of BBC America. So, a channel called American Movie Classics that doesn't show any movie classics wants to buy a British channel that hardly airs any British shows... sounds like a perfect match
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
For all you Eric Snowden detractors out there, a new study shows that the Snowden leaks have helped Americans to greatly increase the security of their communications. Oh, did I say "Americans"? I meant terrorists
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(109)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Papa John's decides that what America was lacking is a pulled pork pizza. Let the pizza wars begin
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(38)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know who's not on American paper dollars? Women. Specifically, Kim Kardashian
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(123)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenneth Bae, the American citizen imprisoned in North Korea, says his country has forgotten about him and many days he feels like Kenneth The Half A Bae
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(88)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hand of God returns for Argentina, only this time striking and with incredible might. Argentina goes full teabagger and immediately blames America
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We've learned some more about the American suicide bomber. Dude was basically a whiny teenager from a gated community in Florida
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(134)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(68)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress shall pass no laws that Real Americans don't like
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(100)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Corporate America gets told that since everyone only watches first five seconds of YouTube preroll ads, they shouldn't simply rerun TV commercials. "It's like we're NASA and we're only using the Hubble Telescope to look at our neighbor's boobs"
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
1/3 of all Americans who have credit cards have credit card debt that is currently in collections, need another credit card to pay that one off
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(210)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Obama's "burgers-and-beer" outings with regular Americans are a tradition dating back to the Revolutionary War
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(70)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Consumers can now buy chocolate chip cookie-flavored water. And by 'consumers,' we mean 'Americans,' like that's a huge surprise
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American doctor infected with Ebola while in Africa. This is, terrifyingly enough, not a repeat
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(150)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"No Irish Drunks" sign removed from bar after protest. To be replaced with "No Fat Americans"
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(90)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip abroad, it might be wise to see where you, as an American, would be welcomed and not welcomed. Here's a handy little list
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(189)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
We're being invaded by an army from Central America and Mexico, we've lost Iraq, Muslim terrorists are setting up a Caliphate, and the federal government draws a red line -- over bake sales at schools
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(232)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Thanks to all the botched executions in America recently, the concept of the firing squad has never been more popular
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(250)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
55 years ago America launched NS Savannah, Earth's first nuclear-powered ocean liner / merchant ship, with mission of persuading the world that atoms could be used for peace. It didn't work
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(59)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The upside to last winter's freezing polar vortex? Really, really good North American wine. "It's a much smaller crop of grapes this year, but they are of exceptional quality"
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(17)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Why golf is dying in North America
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(120)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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(29)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
America's favorite burger chain? Well it's not that one place, or that other place either
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(261)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Northern Virginia, on finally being named the North American hub of a major disease outbreak
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(50)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To oppose the brainwashing of students, Florida representative wants to brainwash students with mandatory showings of Dinesh D'Souza's "America"
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(152)
 
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 67% of voters say America is becoming more divided. The other 33% say the people have no idea of what they are talking about
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(14)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man earns 400 million American Express Reward Points when he purchases a rare Ming Dynasty cup valued at $32 million
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio intends to use the power of the state to deny equal rights and basic human dignity to Americans based on sexual orientation. And he'd appreciate it if you don't call him "intolerant"
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Michelle Obama using the National Science Foundation to deploy robots into Americans' homes to monitor the federal government's dietary and exercise mandates?
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(120)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Native Americans are "unclean vermin...who don't qualify as people"-- says man who pooped his own pants and stopped showering to avoid draft
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(303)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(170)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. Finally, a reason to go there
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(153)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 22% of Americans feel the best way to fix Congress is to fire everyone. If there were only some way that people could do something to replace members of Congress every two years or so
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(147)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
None of the CEOs avoiding American taxes by off-shoring their headquarters want to talk to Congress for some reason
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(133)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Aversion to white flour leaves Americans with a loathe of bread
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(94)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Why the American tipping culture sucks and what can be done about it. Ohhh, look...a tipping thread
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans totally hate this Congress, and this November they will teach it a lesson by not voting at all
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(65)
 
(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's second-quarter profit comes in short as the company is being forced to admit that they have completely saturated the market of North American dentists with Harleys and they don't know who else might buy one
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(86)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
So, it looks like undocumented, unaccompanied children have been arriving in America since 1892. And you people still doubt that Obama has a time machine?
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(71)
 
(Irish Post)
 
 
 
Irish restaurant bans 'loud' Americans
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(192)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The biggest exporter of cars built in America is ... BMW?
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(15)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five bizarre comic-book fads, including the Marvel Mangaverse trend in which weeaboos got the opportunity to masturbate to saucer-eyed female Captain America and kaiju-sized Incredible Hulk
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(55)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The president is calling for an investigation, McCain wants to rush arms to the Ukrainians; but Sen Mark Kirk has a truly American suggestion on how to respond to the downing of MH17: Sue the sh*t out of the Russians
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(152)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
What if every NHL player went home like Lebron? No American team would win the cup ever again
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(72)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
10 cars that Americans don't want to buy, dealers continue to push
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a comprehensive list of hundreds of Bigfoot sightings in North America. Did I say Sightings? I meant Shootings
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(61)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush takes time on his show to discuss today's airline crash -- and how its all a ruse to distract America from the invading South American kids
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(177)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's wrong with Congress when John McCain and Elizabeth Warren can't pass a bill that should be supported by the overwhelming majority of Americans?
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(111)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American speed record train. How, you say? Jet engines naturally. When, you say? 1966
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(9)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
I'll see your female Thor and raise you with an attractive and successful Captain-American
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(210)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which is America's favorite religion? You Atheists aren't going to like the answer
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(314)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Tiki culture in America had its day and then faded away. Why the long face?
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(123)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Who do we blame for the immigration crisis? Ourselves, for making Central America a violent drug fueled post-apocalyptic setting
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(247)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oh, Hi America. Tommy Wiseau is unleashing his sitcom "The Neighbors" soon
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI warns that new driverless cars could be used as mobile, remote-controlled weapons by terrorists and that no farmer's market in America can be considered safe
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(57)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here are Rolling Stone's five most dangerous guns in America. I'm betting they list Kurt Cobain's shotgun as #1, because they always have to have Nirvana at the top of their lists
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(395)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
37% of Mississippians support secession. 95% of Americans support this idea
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(195)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it begins...Obama tells House Committee on Un-American Activities to go pound sand
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(135)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Archaeologists say massive elephant ancestor once roamed free in North America where early inhabitants found it intimidating, delicious
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The important thing is we found a way to blame George Bush for the flood of Central American children
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(265)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Real Americans" in Texas are now free to display their patriotism with license plates that feature the flag of their favorite country. No, not this one
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Snowden's releases have hit America right in the freedoms
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(8)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
German government goes back to doing its work on typewriters, because the Americans can't bug a Smith-Corona
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(50)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains American income inequality as only a Brit who has had the optimism beaten out of him by an oppressive class regime could
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(181)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama says many Republicans personally hate him: "If I named apple pie the official American dessert, they would call apple pie Communist and introduce a bill naming vanilla ice cream the official American dessert"
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(377)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen something like Rick Perry beating a Central American child before? What the? Is that Rand Paul's music playing? My god King, he's got the steel potato in his hands!
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(86)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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(80)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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(29)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So America's moral decay should be blamed on: a) guns, b) soccer, or c) Ann Coulter
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(126)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that food influences the body's internal clock. Unfortunately most Americans' clocks are now running 24/7
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(19)
 
(The Smart Set)
 
 
 
Why do some languages sound more beautiful than others? German speaker says his native tongue isn't ugly, but Danish certainly is, and sticks up for American English especially when spoken by likes of CNN anchor Bobbie Battista
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(81)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sometimes the original headline is the best: "House Republicans Protect America From Efficient Light Bulbs, Low-Flow Toilets"
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(157)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
21-year-old Farker just looked at a list of American movies that came out in 1971. Dirty Harry was there, along with The French Connection, and Billy Jack. Can you be nostalgic for a time in which you weren't even born?
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(121)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're too lazy to cook your own damn meal, don't feel bad: Eating out at a restaurant is one of the best ways to show the world that the American economy is improving
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(55)
 
(The Gaily Grind)
 
 
 
Radio host would like you all to know that homofascist Nazi super gay male soldiers are coming to kill American Christians. Not sure if fabulous
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(86)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
American tourist endears herself to residents of Scottish village by calling out full marine rescue response to nine-year-old shipwreck sitting in village's harbor
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(44)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The first time an American living in poverty got to testify before a House panel went pretty much as expected
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(188)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three top billionaires write op-ed castigating Congress for "shortchanging America" and telling them to "get your act together on immigration reform." Of course, that would be libby-libs Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and ― WTFark? HIM?? REALLY???
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(94)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why do liberals not feel proud to be American?
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(319)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
America's military is so desperate for able-bodied men that it has begun mailing Selective Service notices to men born in '93. As in 1893
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(124)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Climate change brings more foreign words to America, as Haboob makes way for Jökulhlaup; the sudden release of water from a melting glacier which floods your town
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Waltons top Forbes list as America's richest family. Good night John Boy
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(29)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Airplane crashes into American Paint & Body Collision Center in Titusville. Does anyone have Alanis Morissette on speed-dial?
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
J.Crew introduces size XXXS which fits someone with a 23 inch waist. Or as most Americans call a 23 inch garment, a sock
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(54)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck announces he wants patriotic Americans to join him for an event at the McAllen Detention center... to deliver food, toys and soccer balls to the children being held there and to advocate for letting them stay
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(249)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
BBC America renews Orphan Black for a third series
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(78)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Family Research Council blames American Jews for undermining Israeli Jews by supporting marriage equality in the US. Subby is confused too
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(199)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are against the bipartisan prison sentencing reform effort because getting someone to accept a ridiculous plea bargain by threatening 20 years in jail over a few grams of pot is what makes the American justice system great
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(105)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "With only 15 percent of Americans trusting the stock market and a declining percentage who invest in it, what can market bosses do to restore the people's faith?" NASDAQ VP: "Uhh"
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(142)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Channel has finally developed a show targeted at red-blooded Americans that will deal exclusively with two of life's greatest pleasures: meat and booze
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(16)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Americans embrace 'Chirps,' a healthy snack food made out of crickets
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(128)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Not only are America's nuclear weapons reliant on 8" floppies, security patrols still fly Huey helicopters built before subby was born
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(74)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
10% of Americans are politically disengaged. Makes you appreciate Tea Baggers
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Price tag for living the American dream is $130,000 a year. Unfortunately, for most Americans their dream is making $50,000
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(74)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Costco pulls Dinesh D'Souza's book 'America' from shelves. Costco's CEO is a big Obama donor, and apparently the anti-progressive narrative struck a sore spot; the removal is the best advertising ever. Burn cream is near the pharmacy
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(230)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Canada destroys Kuwait 91-0 in their match at International Federation of American Football tournament. In related news, there appears to be a genuine world championship in the sport of American football
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Why you should join a CSA" But I don't wanna join the Confederate States of America
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(110)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
American's faith in Congress ranks somewhere in the same neighborhood as dog vomit, monkey pus and painful rectal itch
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Braves, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the Washington Insensitive Name for Native Americans all have stadiums on land that was dispossessed from various Indian tribes
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the 100 most congested cities in Europe and North America. Article is accompanied by some of the nicest photographs you'll ever see of cars not moving
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(138)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Captain America statistics song. You'll laugh til you cry...or just cry
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Krause family is an American dynasty when it comes to competitive cherry pit-spitting
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(6)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Three are dead and twenty eight are injured as Chicago seeks to keep their crown for being the most violent city in America
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(199)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's best-looking craft beer cans, 2014. Share your obscure finds to the right
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(31)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Talley, Remember when we told you that you were the oldest living American at 115 years old? Well, there's been a change
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(25)
 
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
10 greatest American Metal bands. List is invalid for number 8. Number 3 should be number 1, number 2 flat sucks and number 1 shouldn't even be on the list. Oh here we go already, and we arent even to the end of the headline yet
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(183)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pootie-Poot calls Obama to wish America a Happy Birthday. And wonder if they can be, like, friends again, because he really missed the WH cookout with Joe manning the grill and beering him
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So a school for the deaf and blind got all of its students together and filmed a full-length re-enactment of The Wizard Of Oz using only American Sign Language. What did you do today?
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(28)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With Hayao Miyazaki's retirement, this could be the end of the greatest animation studio outside of America
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(52)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July as we celebrate our freedom and independence a Gallup survey reveals that Americans are less satisfied with their freedom and that the attitude of the country is down
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday America, tonight we swap fireworks in the sky for fireworks on the track, the Firecracker 250 presented by Subway at Daytona International Speedway Coverage at 7:30pm on ESPN2
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks, "Are American cars are going extinct?" If you can answer that, you should be able to answer "Is are children learnding?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the achievements America has made over the past two hundred-plus years, only one thing would make Thomas Jefferson proud: the advent of craft beer
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(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits praise the 8 foods they are glad Americans gave them like they were sliced bread. Link includes Fluffernutter and American Cheese, much like the previous list containing foods they hate
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Every July 4th, I like to reflect on the most American game ever made. I'm speaking of Metal Wolf Chaos, a game which opens with the President of the United States exploding out of the oval office, sporting more guns than the NRA's wet dreams"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits lament the eight foods they wish the Americans hadn't given them like they were smallpox-soaked blankets. List includes spray cheese, pop tarts and Hershey bars, so it's not without merit
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The thirty most all-American episodes of The Simpsons
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Well if Americans won't provide 79,000 Detroit residents with water then that leaves it up to us Canadians. It's our first step in annexing southeastern Michigan
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're 84 years old, THIS is how you troll America's Got Talent
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Poll: Americans are dissatisfied with ...... everything
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(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Playstation Vita is sold out across North America as Sony reports sudden run on their inventory of five PS Vitas, suspects adding a third game title might have sparked buying frenzy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The World Cup was so popular in America this year that it beat the NBA Finals and the World Series in TV ratings
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports picks the worst fast food chains in America, puts Sbarro at the sbottom of the list
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
"You're not a true American until you've cooked your bacon with a machine gun"
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz to produce Neil Gaiman's American Gods series for television, since they require a show by a British writer and already made sure Torchwood would never see the light of day again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How the Supreme Court either farked over America this year or saved it from eternal ruin
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(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
I see your Hobby Lobby and raise you Maurice's BBQ who refused to serve African-Americans due to 'religious beliefs'
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Last week, nobody in America bought classical music
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to build cars in Thailand to be sold in China as Fiats for Chrysler. Chevy still building cars in America for recall
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(Global Geopolitics)