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Headlines matching 'America'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Washington Post) Strange At CPAC, speakers warn about the greatest threats to the America they love, like Obama, the Deficit, Obama, Iran, Obama, and, of course, low-flow toilets: " 'We Are a nation of Double Flushers' one Congressman cried"  (washingtonpost.com) (71)
(Philly.com) Obvious Michael Vick named America's most disliked athlete in what was surely a dogfight  (philly.com) (21)
(MSNBC) Asinine Ralph Nader encounters American Airlines' policy of "the flight's not full, but it's full for you." Promptly tells them they're full of it  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (6)
(Washington Post) Amusing George Will nearly fogs up his wire rimmed glasses in a rage: "Republicans who think America is being endangered by "appeasement" and military parsimony have worked that pedal on their organ quite enough" Oh snap  (washingtonpost.com) (42)
(Short List) Interesting Obama releases his campaign playlist on Spotify. Fox News disappointed with the damn American-ness of it all. Everyone else disappointed with the damn U2-ness of it all  (shortlist.com) (136)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Visual.ly) Video The Fall and Rise of the American Craft Brewery. Starts scary, but has a happy ending. And the hero of the movie is Jimmy Carter  (visual.ly) (25)
(Wonkette) Amusing Gulf of Mexico sounds so ... Mexican, right? This Mississippi legislator has a very patriotic idea: Start calling it the Gulf of America  (wonkette.com) (96)
(RedEye Chicago) Spiffy Red Eye Chicago grudgingly gives credit to FARK for the article showing they're in 2nd place in America's most miserable cities  (redeyechicago.com) (4)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Winning: The American public's dependence on the federal government shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama, with 67 million now relying on some federal program  (news.investors.com) (157)
(BBC) Interesting Impending American invasion of Asia revealed  (bbc.co.uk) (34)
(Reason Magazine) Amusing The new and improved "Halftime in America" ad from Fiat  (reason.com) (338)
(Some Guy) Amusing Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org) (81)
(Washington Post) Stupid American public with Bush as president: WE OPPOSE TORTURE. STOP ENDLESS WARS. CLOSE GITMO. American public with Obama as president: Can we get some torture drones with our Gitmo?  (washingtonpost.com) (423)
(wistv.com) Cool Bank of America has achieved the pinnacle of capitalism. They can repossess your property, foreclose on your home, and now they can kill you without repercussion. Bow to your corporate overlords and pay tribute so that they may let you live  (wistv.com) (116)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Plug Farkette Elizabeth (FL) is trying to win a trip to Europe and become an ambassador for America's next generation of women pilots. She's currently trailing by only 100 votes. Click the Video Contest tab to vote  (womenofaviationweek.org) (368)
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (508)
(Yahoo) Fail Bank of America Plaza, the tallest building in the American south, faces foreclosure auction on the Atlanta courthouse steps today. AMUSING, OBVIOUS, IRONIC line up to bid  (beta.local.yahoo.com) (44)
(Washington Post) Silly Marvel Comics "refreshes" the origin story of Fantastic Four with tablet PCs and cell phones to be more modern. Still no explanation of how Americans are launched into space in 2012  (washingtonpost.com) (70)
(Some Nerd) Fail Facebook seem a little slow today? Fark links seem more farked than usual? It's not just you, North America's intarwebs are only doing marginally better than China's right now  (internettrafficreport.com) (117)


Mon February 06, 2012
(The Hill) Fail Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes  (thehill.com) (271)
(Bitten and Bound) Amusing So far Doritos is leading the pack as this year's favorite Super Bowl ad. Not find behind are Bud Light, M&M's and Skechers. Is America getting it right? (top 5 clips)  (bittenandbound.com) (145)
(Yahoo) Interesting In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com) (117)
(Uproxx) Dumbass M.I.A. flipped America off during Madonna's 2012 Super Bowl halftime show, just as the Mayans predicted she would  (uproxx.com) (250)


Sun February 05, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Surprising number of Americans unhappy that North Atlantic oscillation has resulted in mild snow-free winter for most regions. "I am disgusted that golfers are golfing on my cross-country ski course," says climatologist  (msnbc.msn.com) (102)


Fri February 03, 2012
(New York Magazine) Silly How to spot The X-Files in Breaking Bad, Homeland, and American Horror Story. I want to believe  (nymag.com) (38)
(New York Daily News) Asinine America: Love it or leave it*. *$450 charge for leaving it  (nydailynews.com) (136)
(YouTube) Video Lego Captain America... wtf did I just watch?  (youtube.com) (28)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Think Progress) Dumbass Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans  (thinkprogress.org) (97)
(The New York Times) Interesting GOP says laying pipe is central to their agenda. America: Yeah, but to who?  (nytimes.com) (54)
(UPI) Obvious American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees  (upi.com) (9)
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious Remember back in 2009 after the economy shiat the bed and the experts said Americans had learned how to be frugal again? Well, we're back to buying expensive lattes and renewing magazine subscriptions  (mnn.com) (104)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Eighteen percent of Americans would give up sex for six months in exchange for someone else paying their bills for just one month  (dailymail.co.uk) (144)
(Some Frakkin' Guy) Scary Cylon monitors are analyzing American energy consumption   (businessandleadership.com) (49)
(Slate) Obvious Worried that America will embrace socialized medicine? Too late...it's already here  (slate.com) (106)
(Pravda) Interesting Americans about to create super weapon of the future - railgun. Russia surrenders  (english.pravda.ru) (96)
(USA Today) Sad American home ownership has plummeted to record lows on news that home values are plummeting even more  (usatoday.com) (131)
(Jezebel) Amusing The 21 Most Lesbianish Cities in America  (jezebel.com) (110)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney sings 'America the Beautiful'. Either that or there's a coyote stuck under my car tire  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(Fox News) Obvious English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com) (109)
(Some Guy) Ironic The top 10 colleges where kids in America pretend to be wizards and compete in Harry Potter Quidditch...is this really higher education?  (collegemagazine.com) (125)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread  (tampabay.com) (143)


Mon January 30, 2012
(DailyFinance) Scary The list of America's 25 most dangerous neighborhoods. Chicago? NYC? Cincinnati laughs as it robs you at gunpoint  (dailyfinance.com) (281)
(Washington Post) Fail New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(Yahoo) Unlikely New study shows that Americans' political views are not that far apart. In other news Yankees and Red Sox fans have friendly get together  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Interesting More lemmings last summer mean more snow owls on the hunt today. No, this is not a metaphor for the political scene in America  (battlecreekenquirer.com) (29)
(The Sun) Asinine Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe  (thesun.co.uk) (131)
(News.com.au) Sad American insurance company is branching out to act like dicks in the international market  (news.com.au) (75)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid It's hard to organize a quality beer festival when 90 out of the 100 highest-ranked beers in America are illegal in your state  (wlox.com) (103)
(io9) Scary George Washington may have been America's first president, but was he nearly America's first zombie-in-chief?  (io9.com) (44)
(Herald Tribune) Florida 55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)  (heraldtribune.com) (164)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Westword) Sad Danny Williams, organizer of Great American Beer Festival and steward of 2,500-bottle beer mine, taps his last keg at age 52 after fight with cancer  (blogs.westword.com) (18)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting "Even if the odds that Gingrich as GOP presidential candidate would win the general election are 10 percent, that's too much of a risk to the nation. No responsible American should accept a 10 percent risk of a President Gingrich"  (huffingtonpost.com) (255)
(BBC) Hero American sniper with 255 kills asked if he feels remorse. "When I do go face God there is going to be lots of things I will have to account for, but killing any of those people is not one of them"  (bbc.co.uk) (563)
(Yahoo) Followup Other Somali pirates holding Americans hostage were just a mite rattled by Wednesday's rescue mission  (news.yahoo.com) (101)
(CBS News) Stupid 50% of all Americans now spend $1,000 a year on coffee bought at work, 12 visits to Starbucks  (cbsnews.com) (59)
(NPR) Obvious Despite what Americans say about wanting more civility from their politicians, they generally only reward rude behavior. My goodness, Americans liking rude behavior. That's just crazy talk  (npr.org) (43)
(Yahoo) Asinine Hey YEAH, how come rich jerks pay less taxes on their earnings than the guy working at McDonald's? Seems kind of... anti-American  (finance.yahoo.com) (64)
(Business News Daily) Stupid Americans would rather watch some pointless football game instead of getting married, laid, or employed  (businessnewsdaily.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Obvious Prepaid card imprint Green Dot grows 4Q revenue 77% on news that people hate Bank of America so much that they'd rather pay the exact same fees to anyone but Bank of America  (finance.yahoo.com) (19)


Thu January 26, 2012
(sbnation) Obvious "This is either the best trolling ever by TIME or a dash of cold water on the face of American soccer fans"  (sbnation.com) (264)
(Politico) Interesting Obama's proposed 30 percent tax rate for millionaires is "totally fair and it's absolutely necessary" according to noted left-wing liberal leftist anti-American communist Ben Stein  (politico.com) (191)
(The Blaze) Obvious Only on the Blaze would a story about Boy Scouts of America endorsing a "No Name-Calling Week" generate such controversy, as it would presumably strip conservatives of all of their talking points  (theblaze.com) (80)
(Yahoo) Followup Military says "Operation Octave Fusion" was necessary because the American hostage had a "life-threatening condition". "Octave Fusion"? Is the guy who names new Gatorade flavors now moonlighting at the Pentagon?  (news.yahoo.com) (74)
(MSNBC) Interesting There is still an American held hostage in Somali--is there a rescue plan for this person? Let's look at some facts: White? Check. Attractive? Check. Female? NO. Sorry dude, you're on your own  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (39)
(Yahoo) Cool Man challenges 40 friends to spend at least $20 at a local hardware store that has been around since 1857. Things just snowballed from there and the store had their best day in years. This is the way to take back America  (finance.yahoo.com) (82)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)


Wed January 25, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Fail Nissan plans on building a $2 billion plant in America's heartland... Mexico  (businessweek.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Sad In the Press Freedom index, America falls 27 places to finish at number 47 in the world. USA, USA, USA  (thezimbabwean.co.uk) (155)
(National Review) Interesting "The notion that this nation is one big team that acts collectively toward shared goals would be completely foreign to the men who founded it. But that is Obama's concept of America"  (nationalreview.com) (236)
(Fox News) Interesting From the maker of "Corporations are people" meet "Well, the banks aren't bad people. They're just overwhelmed right now." Bank of America twirls it's Snidely Whiplash mustache as he nods in agreement  (foxnews.com) (60)
(Some Guy) PSA Doing 90 in a school zone while you're stoned and naked? You can forget about that job at Bank of America  (palicense.blogspot.com) (25)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NYPost) Fail When spray painting the words 'School X-ing' in front of a school, make sure you spell school correctly. "It speaks volumes about the dumbing down of American culture"  (nypost.com) (147)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney closed his wife's Swiss bank account, presumably because he didn't want Americans to discover he is, in fact, a Bond villain   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(Scientific American) Cool Farker's artwork makes Scientific American's Image of the Week. With dinosaur goodness   (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (31)
(BusinessWeek) Followup Starbucks begins nationwide sale of alcohol, proudly introduces America's first $30 beer  (businessweek.com) (63)


Mon January 23, 2012
(G4TV) Cool Netherlands becomes bored, creates world's largest NES controller. Your move, America  (g4tv.com) (25)
(YouTube) Scary And you thought Americans had all the fun being threatened by scary broad-brush anti-piracy laws. Video explaining what ACTA, the EU's answer to SOPA, is all about  (youtube.com) (46)
(LA Times) Obvious "Germany has the economic strengths America once boasted. It has thrived on principles America seems to have lost"  (latimes.com) (101)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Jim Carrey's daughter got her golden ticket to Hollywood after auditioning for American Idol in San Diego. There is one serious flaw that could spell doom, she's the spitting image of Miley Cyrus. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (99)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Deadspin) Spiffy The amazing soccer weekend continue - U.S. beats Venezuela 1-0 on goal in 97th minute. First win over South American team in 5 years (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (28)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary Greetings. I am a member of the Nigerian Royal Family and need your assistance in securing the release of the American hostage. I await your bank account number so that arrangements can be made. This is 100% safe and is not a scam  (ajc.com) (41)
(CNN) Cool Dempsey becomes the first American soccer player ever to score a hat trick in the EPL  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (24)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Two years in, America is on track to meet Obama's goal of doubling exports in five years  (nytimes.com) (145)
(YouTube) Sick Man arrested for wearing Occupy jacket at Supreme Court. Welcome to the New America, citizen  (youtube.com) (301)
(Mercury News) Obvious What company was named best the place to work in America? I'll give you a second to Google it  (mercurynews.com) (24)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fox News) Fail CDC says one in three American adults lacks eating sense, mirrors, bathroom scale  (foxnews.com) (59)
(Some Guy That's Ok) Photoshop Photoshop these North American folklore heroes   (homeawayroadtrip.files.wordpress.com) (26)
(ABC) Strange Walmart launches new talent show, "America's Got Tchotchkes"  (abcnews.go.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Florida Florida cinches 3 out of 5 top slots for the America's Most Stressful Cities, 2012 FTA - "Standout factor: Tampa is in the 97th percentile for suicides"  (realestate.yahoo.com) (122)
(The Atlantic Wire) Spiffy America's secret weapon if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz? Dolphins  (theatlanticwire.com) (81)
(MSNBC) Obvious Deep-rooted hatred is causing more and more Afghans to kill the very same American soldiers training them. You know, a nice game of Buzkashi would probably release some of that tension. It's worked before, I know that much anyway  (msnbc.msn.com) (132)
(Some Guy) Followup The Carlyle Group takes another shot at ruining America  (delawareonline.com) (13)
(Reuters) Obvious Economists surprised that Americans are raiding their .010% interest bearing savings accounts  (reuters.com) (14)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy Will Americans join the itty bitty titty committee?  (slate.com) (345)
(Washington Post) Obvious Wealthy Americans showing their love of country by renouncing their US citizenship before anti tax evasion law takes effect  (washingtonpost.com) (370)
(Politifact) Unlikely Romney warns the loss of 15 horse-calvary regiments since 1941 has left the nation vulnerable to bands of renegade native americans, hussars, and dragoons  (politifact.com) (234)
(Hot Air) Interesting FOX News: America's most trusted news agency (also the least trusted). Well that settles it  (hotair.com) (59)
(Pravda) Obvious "This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship"  (english.pravda.ru) (130)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting About one million American homeowners would get writedowns in the size of their mortgages under a proposed deal with banks over shady foreclosure practices  (news.yahoo.com) (72)
(Fark) Amusing American Idol season 11 begins now. Lets talk about all the horrible auditions  (fark.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Interesting Cuba takes lead over U.S. in Civil Rights by considering gay marriage. What's next in Bizzaroworld? Bay of Pigs in America? That would probably be Rosie O'Donnell's pool  (globalpost.com) (30)
(Yahoo) Amusing Garth Brooks shows what's really wrong with the American healthcare system  (news.yahoo.com) (35)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Houston the fastest growing economy in North America this past year. Of course it is. Guns, gasoline, and cheap illegal labor all good earners y'all  (chron.com) (20)


Tue January 17, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing "Fixie Index" measures hipsterness of major American metropolises by percentage of fixed-gear bikes per person. It's from an obscure price guide blog you probably never heard of  (theatlanticwire.com) (51)
(ABC) Cool With gun rights advocates getting concealed carry passed in most states, America has turned into one giant bloodbath. Ha, just kidding. Homicide drops off the list of top 15 causes of death  (abcnews.go.com) (325)
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing Iran continues trolling the American Government  (theatlanticwire.com) (217)
(Fox News) Obvious Today's Fark ready headline: "America is drunk"  (foxnews.com) (206)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Recent study isolates the cause of the vast wealth inequity that exists in America today. I won't name names here, but let's just say he had a thing for starting wars in the desert and dressing up in flight suits  (washingtonpost.com) (270)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Scientific American) Interesting What's Causing One of the Driest, Warmest Winters in History? Here comes the Scientific American  (scientificamerican.com) (126)
(Some Guy) Interesting Yuengling is now the largest American beer-maker, much to the disbelief of its owner  (courierpostonline.com) (119)
(YouTube) Cool 40 years ago today, the #1 song had Americans singing about driving their Chevy to the levee  (youtube.com) (174)
(Politico) Asinine RIAA on SOPA outrage: "It sure seems like the deck is stacked to ensure no meaningful or balanced debate occurs on an issue that is very important to American jobs and our economy"  (politico.com) (336)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious The 10 most hated companies in America. All your favorites made the list  (finance.yahoo.com) (154)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Townhall) Interesting Media: The GOP needs to stop being beholden to the fringe people called 'conservatives' and shift towards the left, where most Americans are. Facts: 41% of Americans identify as Conservative, 21% as Liberal and 35% Moderate  (townhall.com) (280)
(MSNBC) Interesting "Younger, less educated, underpaid Americans are the group most likely to fall for schemes of digital criminals peddling fake charities, rogue antivirus software or myriad other cons." Ah, the salt of the earth. You know...morons  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (111)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool The Miss America prelim rounds ended last night. Miss Hawaii emerged as a front-runner for her beauty and a demonstration of rope trickery. Great Balls of Fire indeed. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (38)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious New documents reveal Osama bin Laden was a huge American Idol fan. Proof positive that American Idol is a threat to American values   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(MSNBC) Interesting Chinese applications to U.S. colleges up 23%. Desperate American students quickly work on their ability to hit a 30 foot jump shot  (behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com) (43)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Coming energy wars mean Americans are likely to discover where the South China Sea and the Caspian are in the next few years  (tomdispatch.com) (68)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Fox News) Ironic Dolly Parton, who owes her career to her huge rack and once starred in a wholesome movie about a whorehouse, decries the decline of morals in America  (foxnews.com) (164)
(Townhall) Obvious Just one more step in the destruction of America. That has to be the goal. No one could make this many mistakes  (townhall.com) (167)
(Google) Cool Communist America-haters at Google are at it again, this time choosing to celebrate the dark art of geology, through which God has so often tested our faith, instead of Naomi Judd's birthday  (google.com) (57)
(NPR) Stupid Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "The Supremes vs. America," where the Black-Robed Cabal declares arbitration clauses are people, too  (npr.org) (107)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Wired) Followup I'm not saying Iran brought down the American RQ-170 spy drone with flying saucers and force fields... but it was flying saucers and force fields  (wired.com) (87)
(Fox News) Scary Have four or more drinks 4 times a month? Congratulations, you're part of the epidemic of American binge drinkers that a new CDC study has just discovered. EVERYBODY *hic* PANIC  (foxnews.com) (286)
(The New York Times) Sad "America's detention camp at Guantánamo Bay will have been open for 10 years. For seven of them, I was held there without explanation or charge. During that time my daughters grew up without me"  (nytimes.com) (268)
(WRCB-TV) Asinine Hyundai Elantra edges out Ford Focus and VW Passat for 2012 North American Car of the Year award. Because nothing says "North America" like a Hyundai and a Volkswagen  (wrcbtv.com) (89)
(Bloomberg) Followup Wall Street firms considering pay freezes for junior bankers. In an unrelated story, sales of "American Psycho" suddenly spiking  (bloomberg.com) (22)


Mon January 09, 2012
(SLTrib) Strange And the gayest city in America is... Salt Lake City? Really? Was California asleep during the voting?  (sltrib.com) (162)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette is racist because someone called her "Your Excellency" on Nickelodeon and Marie Antoinette was African-American. Or something like that  (bookwormroom.com) (410)
(Slate) Sick Today's Fark-ready headline: "The long, sordid history of bestiality in America." Apparently, it used to be blamed on the animals  (slate.com) (95)
(MSNBC) Interesting The best and worst run cities in America. Yes, Detroit is on the list, but they can't even be number 1 in sucking  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (103)
(CNN) Stupid Now that the orgasmic glow of that whole "American navy rescued our sailors from pirates and we said thank you" thing has faded, Iran decides to roll over and sentence a captured American citizen to death  (cnn.com) (122)
(Yahoo) Amusing In order to take the White House back from the dangerous, liberal, radical socialist who has nearly destroyed America, it looks like the GOP has settled on running the guy with nearly identical policies and ideas  (news.yahoo.com) (239)


Sat January 07, 2012
(BBC) Spiffy Mae Jemison, America's first black female astronaut and famed for her cameo on ST:TNG, named to head DARPA's 100-year starship project  (bbc.co.uk) (65)
(Entertainment Weekly) Stupid "The Devil Inside" makes $16.9M on Friday, projected to have a $35M opening weekend. This is why we can't have nice things, America  (insidemovies.ew.com) (99)
(CNN) Ironic Santorum: Obama is a snob for wanting Americans to be educated   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (311)
(Some Guy) Scary While Americans worry about the relationship status of the Kardashians, Congress is looking at a new way to strip Americans of their citizenship if they get all protest-y  (addictinginfo.org) (252)
(Reuters) Followup In case if you have missed it, yesterday was the day that President Obama's lawyers went before the Supreme Court to explain how forcing Americans to give money to corporations is somehow constitutional  (reuters.com) (212)
(Some Guy) Ironic The lack of snow is costing Americans tens of millions of dollars. Could someone figure out the exact right amount of snow so we can coordinate our prayers, please?  (weather.com) (159)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)
(American Independent) Fail According to the president of the American Family Association, HIV does not cause AIDS. Nope, it's caused by too much gay sex  (americanindependent.com) (256)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Gregg Doyel thinks trick plays in football are cool, except when they aren't. Then they are "weenie" touchdowns and they are leading to the downfall of America or something  (cbssports.com) (60)
(Huffington Post) Asinine In their latest move to provide outstanding customer service, Bank of America rejects checks from bride who kept her maiden name  (huffingtonpost.com) (51)
(NPR) Sick What's the best investment in America? Stocks? Bonds? How about a 22,000% return on buying a member of congress  (npr.org) (109)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Scientific American) Obvious Newt Gingrich named geekiest GOP presidential candidate by Scientific American; promptly cancels his subscription and starts subscribing to Discover  (scientificamerican.com) (49)
(The Hill) Dumbass After getting into a frothy mess over his "Not wanting to make Black people's lives easier" line, Santorum connects the dots and concludes people must be angry because he said "black" and not "African American"  (thehill.com) (300)
(Huffington Post) Stupid How much has American culture slipped? It has come to the point where 4chan memes are seen as social commentary  (huffingtonpost.com) (96)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Just like football fans all across America, Tom Brady admits that he enjoyed watching the NY Jets fall out of the playoffs  (nydailynews.com) (104)
(CNN) Interesting Congratulations Americans. Chances are you are the 1%...globally  (money.cnn.com) (174)


Wed January 04, 2012
(TBO.com) Florida Another score for Bank of America PR dept.: Typo involving 80 cents nearly cost man his home  (tbo.ly) (169)
(TwinCities.com) Unlikely Old and busted: Catholics molested altar boys and covered it up for centuries. New hotness: Catholics sank the Titanic, orchestrated Holocaust, got America into Vietnam  (twincities.com) (116)
(Yahoo) Obvious In a devasting blow to Bank of America, but an unexpected victory for the English language, judge rules that Insurer suing BOA only has to prove BOA lied to them to win their fraud suit  (news.yahoo.com) (24)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Mitt Romney: "Obama will make us a welfare state, he will poison the spirit of America, and he will keep us from being a Nation Under God. He's also the great divider and I'm an optimist"  (washingtonpost.com) (133)
(OKHenderson) Obvious "Republican candidates more interested in defeating Obama than rebuilding America" says known socialist Obama supporter Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)  (okhenderson.com) (254)
(Warming Glow) Sad Now you can turn our nation's biggest tragedy into a lasting memory for only $19.95. AMERICA  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (129)
(Mother Nature Network) Sad It's come to this: Dude ranches across America forced to purchase super-sized saddles to accommodate clients. "To put it bluntly, we call them the big-butt saddles"  (mnn.com) (165)
(LA Times) Asinine Bank of America: Putting small businesses to work*. *Offer not available to small businesses. A small business fee may apply  (latimes.com) (66)
(MSNBC) Dumbass "I hate America," says arsonist while being arrested. Really? We destroy things at random all the time. Stick around with us a little while longer. You'll learn to love us  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (83)
(Washington Post) Scary American cities require billions in infrastructure investment to avoid becoming awash in raw sewage and santorum  (washingtonpost.com) (287)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Meet the highest-paid CEO in America: a guy you've never heard of running a company you probably don't know, but who made $145 million last year  (thedailybeast.com) (248)
(Washington Times) Asinine Road to Idiocracy: EEOC says High School Diploma requirement might violate Americans with Disabilities Act  (washingtontimes.com) (128)
(Telegraph) Interesting A record number of guns were bought in America as Christmas presents. That'll teach the jolly fatman to think twice about breaking into our homes in the dead of night  (telegraph.co.uk) (141)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Obama's NDAA Signing Statement: I have the power to detain Americans...but I won't  (infowars.com) (288)
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The good, bad and horrible about Season One of "American Horror Story"  (popwatch.ew.com) (53)


Sat December 31, 2011
(ABC) Misc ABC News Investigation of the Year ask: What's In Your Egg McMuffin? Answer: Pure American Goodness  (abcnews.go.com) (87)
(NPR) Obvious Over the course of a year, the average American consumes nearly 2000 pounds of food. That's a lot of Cheetos and pork rinds  (npr.org) (95)
(AskMen) Interesting The top ten countries who like America (Or, the only places in the world where waving the American flag will less likely get you shot)  (askmen.com) (184)
(Media Matters) Stupid The latest organization to join the list of people conspiring against the GOP, and therefore, America is *spins wheel* The Girl Scouts  (mediamatters.org) (134)
(Slate) Stupid Mitt Romney, on Pres. Obama: "He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America." Because fark Hawaiians  (slatest.slate.com) (229)


Fri December 30, 2011
(The Blaze) Asinine Selfless Philadelphia city councilwoman retires for one day to pocket $478,057, then will be sworn in for a seventh term on Monday. What would America do without these underpaid bureaucrats working on our behalf?  (theblaze.com) (161)
(Washington Post) Scary Washington likes to dump its bad news late on Friday...but for the -really- bad news they wait until late on Friday right before Christmas: "And a $4.2 trillion deficit is something that Americans need to know about"  (washingtonpost.com) (94)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CBC) Hero Canadian kids will no longer have to play with American toy soldiers  (cbc.ca) (107)
(MSNBC) Sad With little to no American auto industry left to destroy, UAW turns its sights to ruining foreign industry as well  (msnbc.msn.com) (75)
(Investors Business Daily) Interesting Jon Huntsman most closely aligns with American's self-reported political views, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to change his name to "Rodrigo" and become a ventriloquist  (news.investors.com) (80)
(CNN) Interesting Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down  (cnn.com) (22)
(Rasmussen Reports) Interesting America's middle class is to blame for its own demise  (rasmussenreports.com) (201)
(Some Guy) Followup Following the lead of Pinellas County, Florida in protecting American precious bodily fluids is Hartland Township... Michigan?  (hartland.patch.com) (14)
(American Thinker) PSA Democrats are to blame for poverty in America because the Colombian government built a giant elevator in the Medellin ghetto  (americanthinker.com) (46)
(Samoa News) Interesting Citizens of American Samoa to consume 14% less food this week  (samoanews.com) (25)
(CNN) Asinine Chavez: I'm not saying Americans infected me with a cancer ray, but they infected me with a cancer ray  (cnn.com) (275)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Ron Paul will save America from the imaginary plot to merge the US, Canada, and Mexico into one country and then turn our household guns over to the UN  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)
(Some Tanker) Cool Alert Alert There are Soviet tanks in the Bay Area ( and German and British and American ones too )  (mvtf.org) (63)
(CNN) Hero America's elders, having led such productive lives and done so much to strengthen this country, would like to pass on their 6 most important tips for living as good a life as they did  (cnn.com) (79)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Latin American stocks expected to face a bald year  (marketwatch.com) (2)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mother Jones) Spiffy The Obama administration's Christmas present to America? Hint: it's cleaner than a puppy  (motherjones.com) (236)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting 10 words Americans added to their vocabulary this past year  (finance.yahoo.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Silly Latest attempt to win Americans over to soccer may just succeed: The Free Beer Movement  (goal.com) (31)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero Paul Krugman: "Mitt Romney believes only corporations and the wealthy should have any rights in America and wants to return America to feudalism"  (nytimes.com) (169)
(The Consumerist) Sad In the worst tragedy on American soil since 9/11, vegetarian's life completely ruined because some stoned teenage windowlicker wouldn't make her a veggie sub. 10 years from now, we'll all remember where we were when we read this  (consumerist.com) (192)
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Five of the scariest ski slopes in America. "Paradise begins with an eight-foot drop and continues through a steep obstacle course of trees, rocks and, often, ice - this is east coast skiing after all"  (mnn.com) (112)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail John Boehner: "If you can get this fixed, why not uh, why not do the right thing for the American people - even though it's not exactly what we want?"  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)


Thu December 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Spiffy Wendy's is about to overtake Burger King as the second-most popular burger chain in America, due primarily to better burgers, fries, and the lack of a terrifying mascot  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (344)
(CBS News) Silly Showing his masterful grasp of American political history, Newt Gingrich challenges Mitt Romney to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate. Tiebreakers to include ba'ar wrasslin', rail spilttin' and axe throwin'  (cbsnews.com) (95)
(USA Today) PSA The oldest Christmas cake in America turned 100-years old. w/edible goodness photo  (content.usatoday.com) (29)


Wed December 21, 2011
(io9) Cool A travel guide to prehistoric places in North America  (io9.com) (20)
(The American Interest) Interesting French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (83)
(USA Today) Strange Unlike American football, Europeans don't need to stomp on someone to get suspended. Name calling will do it  (usatoday.com) (93)
(MSNBC) Weird Scary: boy gets flesh eating bacteria. Interesting: on the face. News: survives. Fark: so the Vatican canonizes a dead 17th centry Native American. Cool: first American saint. Silly: unless you're Mormon, I guess  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (111)
(Uproxx) Spiffy Is there anything more distinctly American than hilariously awful family holiday photos? No, there is not  (uproxx.com) (110)
(CNN) Fail Don't look now, but Bank of America stock price is now less than what they once charged customers for debit card use  (money.cnn.com) (55)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Average American household spent $4,155 filling up their vehicles in 2011. As expected, most trips were back and forth to the unemployment office  (chicagotribune.com) (45)
(The New York Times) Interesting "This American Life" helps take down a Georgia drug court Judge  (nytimes.com) (277)


Tue December 20, 2011
(CNBC) Spiffy Bank of America slapped with a $3 billion Being A Shiatty Bank fee  (cnbc.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Dumbass America can rest easy as Jeremy Shockey is patrolling the sidelines to ensure proper displays of patriotism  (tracking.si.com) (68)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The Indy Channel) Strange Man drives up steps of War Memorial draped in an American flag and carrying a gun, says he's trying to spread message of Jesus Christ -- because, yeah, that's totally something Jesus would do  (theindychannel.com) (45)
(Salon) Dumbass Cheney urges "quick airstrike" against Iran, to be followed by a "swift invasion" that will pay for itself when the teeming masses rise up to embrace their American liberators  (salon.com) (259)
(Gallup) Obvious It's not even 2012, but the majority of America wishes the presidential election campaign was over with  (gallup.com) (120)
(Economist) Spiffy For the first time in forty years America's prison population has actually decreased. Either the costs of locking up non-violent offenders is to blame, or Obama is releasing them to rape your women and children  (economist.com) (69)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Scary Newt Gingrich says as President he would abide by "small government" values. Just kidding, he says he would send US Marshals to arrest any judge whose decision he disagrees with under charges of treason against America  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (475)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Guardian) Cool Sherlock is back. No, not your uncouth American fist-fighting one, a proper Sherlock  (guardian.co.uk) (143)
(Some Guy) Obvious Most Americans think Obama doesn't deserve second term. "Unemployment wasn't the change we were hoping for"  (king5.com) (159)
(Pensito) Amusing As America's first male First Lady, Marcus Bachmann says his number one cause will be hating gays  (pensitoreview.com) (118)


Fri December 16, 2011
(New York Daily News) Sad Joe Simon, co-creator of Captain America, canceled at 98. That's just like modern comics... they wouldn't even let him get to the big milestone #100  (nydailynews.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Asinine More proof America lacks a work ethic. Working three weeks at a Starbucks was the hardest job one precious snowflake has ever had  (finance.yahoo.com) (302)


Thu December 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Howard Stern joins NBC's America's Got Talent. Will be asking every contestant if they do anal  (nydailynews.com) (101)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Romney says Obama is "weak and timid" for not pushing America headlong into a war with Iran or whatever  (thinkprogress.org) (116)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious America's Toughest Sheriff (TM) fostered "culture of bias", "discriminated against Latinos", says DOJ investigator Rick Romero   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)
(ABC) Scary Census shows that 50% of Americans are now poor or low income. W.onder W.here W.e W.ent W.rong  (abcnews.go.com) (527)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Obvious New study conducted by Andre the Giant and Paul Reiser shows Americans are using the internet more, but trusting information on it less  (abc2news.com) (98)
(MSNBC) Interesting New study finds people read their cell phones rather than newspapers. Americans find it's much more convenient when they have to drive  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (8)
(Guardian) Sad Obama jk's his promise to veto the bill that gives him the power to disappear Americans who displease him. Tag is for the United States Constitution, 1787 - 2011  (guardian.co.uk) (260)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Conservatives stand behind Lowe's, saying they support the company for "not giving in to radical Islamists." Because a show featuring Muslims living in America, grocery shopping and dealing with persecution is "radical"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (195)
(Yahoo) Interesting Six Walton family members have more wealth than the bottom 30% of Americans. OCCUPY MARY ELLEN  (news.yahoo.com) (287)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Slate) Obvious The number of married adults in America is at an all-time low  (slatest.slate.com) (204)
(Think Progress) Followup Turns out most of the companies that the Florida Family Association claimed pulled their ads from All-American Muslim...didn't  (thinkprogress.org) (96)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Mitt Romey's campaign slogan "Keep America American" also happens to be the slogan of the Ku Klux Klan. I'm sure it's just a coincidence  (americablog.com) (153)
(BusinessWeek) Misc I, for one, love this new plan to protect the value of the American dollar by letting the rest of the world starting with the Euro, fall to our level  (businessweek.com) (86)


Tue December 13, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Iran says it can control downed American drone, bringing the grand total of countries able to do so to one  (cnn.com) (187)


Mon December 12, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory  (bbc.co.uk) (101)
(Palm Beach Post) Obvious US Coast Guard issues stern warning about overweight American's gross tonnage  (palmbeachpost.com) (55)


Sun December 11, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious English Premier League is USA's top soccer league, with huge edge in TV ratings, talent, and salaries over MLS. "The passion that you see in the Premiership, it's unique. It's something that really draws American fans in"  (latimes.com) (146)
(NPR) Obvious Spandex, once a vintage ABBA hot chick wardrobe staple, making a comeback. Unfortunately this time around, it's more like sausage casing for American fatasses  (npr.org) (176)
(BBC) Spiffy The nameplate from a 1937 LNER Gresley Class B17/4 4-6-0 locomotive, the "Manchester United", has sold for $125,000. There's no way to explain this America, except that it involves both football and the wearing of anoraks  (bbc.co.uk) (11)
(Village Voice) Ironic The music in Rick Perry's now famously mocked campaign ad? Yeah, it was a knock-off of composer Aaron Copeland, creator of some of the most iconic and beloved American music ever composed. Who was also Gay, Jewish, and a Communist supporter  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (96)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Slate) PSA With the Euro in crisis, America splitting along class lines thanks to Occupy and the GOP debates, and countless other crises, it's time to focus on a more serious problem: FACEBOOK IS HIDING YOUR MAIL  (slate.com) (59)
(Huffington Post) Interesting New Gallup poll says that Americans consider making $150,000 a year to be rich. However for most people, it just gets them back to even  (huffingtonpost.com) (261)
(UPI) Obvious Coldplay announces new North American tour. Dozens of North American fans rejoice  (upi.com) (37)
(Reuters) Ironic Boehner: "It is my hope that the president will accept this measure so that Americans can see that we are still capable of working together to the meet the challenges we face"  (reuters.com) (116)
(Digital Music News) Obvious 93% of Americans listen to broadcast radio; remaining 7% have good taste in music  (digitalmusicnews.com) (81)


Fri December 09, 2011
(College Magazine) Ironic Top 10 hipster college campuses in America. I have more authentic campuses on my personal list than you do  (collegemagazine.com) (172)
(Daily Mail) Strange In order to make their forecasts sound more American, meteorologists in England are giving percentage chances of precipitation instead of just saying "it's likely to rain"  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)
(Yahoo) Scary Are you wondering how Camden, NJ stays at the top of the America's most dangerous cities list? "We don't have any real policing in Camden. They're just out here to pick up the bodies"  (news.yahoo.com) (191)
(Some Guy) Asinine Hey, you know what really needs a remake? American Psycho  (filmschoolrejects.com) (132)


Thu December 08, 2011
(LA Times) Asinine American citizen gets 2 1/2 year jail sentence for insulting Thai goat ball licker  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (107)
(Huffington Post) Followup Alec Baldwin responds to accusations of rudeness, says Americans are sick of filthy planes, barely edible meals, and cuts in service to less-traveled locations; compares stewardess who threw him off plane to Mrs. Ballbricker. Your move, American  (huffingtonpost.com) (104)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Warming Glow) Scary Louis C.K. on the Future of America: 'Girl Rules, Boys Drool'  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (218)


Tue December 06, 2011
(BBC) Interesting UK November retail sales weakest since May. When will they learn to emulate Americans and spend money they don't have?  (bbc.co.uk) (5)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious We Americans are fooling ourselves if we ignore the parallels between Europe's problems and our own  (realclearpolitics.com) (73)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Brit singer Adele won't be caught dead drinking Natural Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon or any other "North American" beer  (thesmokinggun.com) (265)
(NPR) Fail Silly Americans, Marmite is meant to be spread thinly on buttered toast, not shellacked on dry bread  (npr.org) (165)
(Gawker) Interesting "American Psycho" author feels terrible about bullying victims and wonders what can be done. Just kidding, he wants them to stop whining and man up: "You lose. Deal with it"  (gawker.com) (270)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Former Miss America arrested for drunk driving in Michigan, where drunk driving is technically a competition  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)
(CBS News) Unlikely Amnesty International joins Switzerland in calling for the arrest of George W. Bush for war crimes. Why does the world hate America? Oh, right  (cbsnews.com) (335)


Sun December 04, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Kourtney Kardashian in bitter Twitter feud with 'Teen Mom' star. This is what our culture has fallen to, people. Weep for America  (content.usatoday.com) (63)
(New Zealand Herald) Unlikely US cricket more than just American dream. *crickets*  (nzherald.co.nz) (41)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero American Airlines CEO retires without golden parachute following company's bankruptcy, citing concepts like "commitment" and "character"  (nytimes.com) (68)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Travel + Leisure) Strange Cities with America's strangest people. The list could very easily be called "Where the liberals at?" instead  (travelandleisure.com) (194)
(Boing Boing) Cool Trying to decide where to eat tonight? Check out "A Consumer Guide on the Working Conditions of American Restaurants." Once again, Five Guys beats out In-N-Out, and Olive Garden found yet another way to suck  (boingboing.net) (238)
(Seattle Times) Obvious "Buy American" is rejected by latte-sippers as "Too political"   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (228)
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Italy and Greece duke it out for the coveted "So Bad We Make American Politicians Look Honest" award  (businessweek.com) (7)
(CBS News) Interesting New poll says half of all Americans are worried that they can't afford to pay for Christmas. Other half of Americans still paying off Christmas 2008  (cbsnews.com) (30)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero "I'm sorry, but you are President of the damn United States of America. You have to do what is right for the country and not worry about the political ramifications"  (thefiscaltimes.com) (133)
(The Daily Beast) Strange So the Israeli government is happy to take American money, but American Jews aren't good enough to marry  (thedailybeast.com) (130)
(Some Guy) Sad Economics professor asks 180 students to write an essay on the American dream. 8 of 10 expect someone else to pay for it. Welcome to Generation Gimme  (michaelgraham.com) (172)
(Yahoo) Sad Immigrants are now stealing American jobs that should belong to girls who are really just doing this to work their way through college and who want you to buy them a drink because they really, reallly like you  (news.yahoo.com) (66)
(USA Today) Hero Good news, everybody: Black Friday proved that Americans have recovered from their temporary fear of credit cards and are once again charging like the True Patriots we've always known they are  (usatoday.com) (59)
(abc) Fail New U.S. study says average male is 196 pounds, and average woman is 160 pounds. Americans continue to throw their weight around  (abclocal.go.com) (89)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Farks favorite Taiwanese animators take on the American Airlines bankruptcy. With bonus fighter jets, fat cat tycoons and a panda bear punching out a gate agent  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)
(The eXiled) Sad Reporter who immigrated from USSR gets a case of deja vu as he's locked in jail for covering American democracy protest  (exiledonline.com) (283)


Wed November 30, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Smithsonian Museum of African American History acquires KKK robes, but has not said where they'll hang  (myfoxdc.com) (53)
(Washington Post) Followup New poll shows that Americans don't know, care about what's in the Affordable Care Act  (washingtonpost.com) (146)
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays  (rasmussenreports.com) (377)
(CNBC) Interesting How to succeed in business. Uh oh, Americans aren't going to like this one  (cnbc.com) (36)
(BBC) Interesting "It's started a big discussion in America about why is sex taboo and why is violence okay. I think the MPAA has to re-evaluate its stance on things"  (bbc.co.uk) (81)
(Google) Cool Godless communists at Google at it again, this time choosing to celebrate with today's Doodle noted America-hater Mark Twain's birthday instead of the anniversary of the divine merger of capitalist juggernauts Exxon/Mobil 13 years ago  (google.com) (40)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Survey lists world's Top 10 cities in terms of "Quality of Living." Zero in the U.S., 1 in America Jr., 1 in Australia's own Canada, 1 where they make porn, and 7 in places where they talk like the villians in old WWII movies  (shine.yahoo.com) (274)
(Yahoo) Amusing NBA douches that went to China to play, may not get to rejoin the American NBA douches  (sports.yahoo.com) (88)
(YouTube) Amusing Chuck Woolery: "I urge you to call or email your congressman or woman, let them know that as Americans we want sober hookers, happy male prostitutes and clean genitals"  (youtube.com) (18)
(CNN) Fail American Airlines decides to become a little more like Americans  (money.cnn.com) (139)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Modern American teenagers appear to have lost their love for cars, preferring to hang out online instead of 'cruising' together. Which leads to the question: What the hell is wrong with modern American teenagers?  (bbc.co.uk) (239)


Sun November 27, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida You're free to fly the American flag in front of your business, as long as it's not one of those distracting digital versions  (tampabay.com) (46)


Sat November 26, 2011
(The Atlantic) Interesting America in crisis 1972-1974, a photo essay. (Bonus: It's not a slide show)  (theatlantic.com) (320)
(Reuters) Asinine If you liked starting your Black Friday at midnight, the retailers did too and plan on continuing it. Thanks, America  (reuters.com) (224)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Mayor of major American city tweets his support for marijuana legalization. Oh, wait. Did I say, 'American?' I meant to say 'Canadian'  (vancouversun.com) (72)
(Yahoo) Scary The top five undefeated eating challenges in America  (shine.yahoo.com) (31)


Thu November 24, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Moody's threatens to downgrade America's credit rating. American threatens to downgrade Moody's to "smoldering pile of rubble"  (businessweek.com) (52)
(Bloomberg) Cool AT&T pays their bookie $4 billion for losing a bet that they could force the T-Mobile buyout down America's throat. Score one for the little guy  (bloomberg.com) (24)
(Some Guy) Cool America was once a great country. Stupid compact florescents  (theadvertiser.com) (162)
(11 Alive) Asinine Company's actual policy: 'We are not hiring until Obama is gone'. Thanks 'Company America' for helping out with the unemployment situation  (11alive.com) (564)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Ars Technica) Asinine Why the Stop Piracy Online Act endangers America's Internet leadership  (arstechnica.com) (40)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious American voters finally realize that both sides are bad and we are governed by a pack of feckless children. This is great news for BasilMarceaux.com  (reuters.com) (77)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Stupid Busybody American mom in Sweden upset at local customs, complains to the world  (thelocal.se) (175)
(CNN) Cool Some dude who only played in 30 games this season is named MVP of the American League  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (123)
(YouTube) Amusing Brazilian soccer player scores, attempts South American version of the Lambeau Leap, eats bush  (youtube.com) (8)
(Mother Jones) Silly Conservative blogger concerned that secret-Muslim turkeys may be eaten all over America this year  (motherjones.com) (270)
(Hollywood.com) Obvious Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One earns $139.5 million its first weekend. Stop it, America  (hollywood.com) (138)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Some Awesome Fanboy) PSA If you want to keep the Irish from moving to America, just smile and tell them how AWESOME they look. WARNING: Prepare to be offended  (fluentin3months.com) (267)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Quad City Times) Silly Crumudgeonly newspaper columnist takes on a scourge facing America: clip-on bow ties. Bonus: he says he writes for a "noospaper"  (qctimes.com) (91)
(The New York Times) Obvious Not quite poor yet because you're still earning a paycheck, but almost there? Welcome to America's 'near poor', according to the Census Bureau  (nytimes.com) (326)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Hooters waitress volunteers as guest speaker during Great American Teach-In at local school. Apparently one mother has problems with this. "I'm not knocking waitresses ... My point is, these kids should have higher goals"  (tampabay.com) (371)
(Salon) Sick In new TV ads, Bank of America casts itself as a champion of the working class and small business. Ironic and Fail tags fight it out, but there's really only one tag that will suffice  (salon.com) (113)
(Toronto Star) Hero You'll take our mighty Canadian sausage America. You'll take it and you'll like it  (thestar.com) (56)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida Walking to elevators is for commies, this is America, we demand the right to drive to our apartment door on the 32nd floor  (miamiherald.com) (47)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Good news everyone, the American Museum of Natural History just invented the Smell-O-Scope so that you can finally find out what the moon smells like. Bad news everyone. It just got the worst grade imaginable-an A minus minus  (gizmodo.com) (23)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Want slowdown and deliberate destruction of America from within? We've got an app for that  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (18)
(The New York Times) Interesting As Gaddafi's regime was falling, a motley crew of Americans offered to help him get out of Libya -- for a very hefty fee  (nytimes.com) (61)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Bank of America: We're sorry we gave your $59,000 to someone with the same name, it's an honest mistake, a lot of people in this country have the same exact name. Konstantinos Alexopoulos: O RLY??  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)
(Fox Business) Stupid America's budget drama is like a terrible soap opera: As the Country Burns  (foxbusiness.com) (12)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Spiffy Houston Astros move from the National League as MLB splits into two equal sized leagues. Orioles now become 15th worst team in American League  (cleveland.com) (194)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero American pilot bombed innocent German children after WWII  (futilitycloset.com) (203)
(Bloomberg) Ironic Newt Gingrich was paid between $1.6 and $1.8 million by Freddie Mac to complain about how much the company cost the American taxpayers  (bloomberg.com) (73)
(Salon) Interesting How Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder disagnoses took over America  (salon.com) (73)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Life.com) Amusing After 75 years and 2,237 issues, how on earth is an iconic American magazine supposed to choose its 20 worst, embarrassing, woefully god-awful and downright hideous covers of all time? LOUDLY, that's how  (life.com) (125)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing PTC says that Howard Stern shouldn't be hired to judge America's Got Talent. I think I speak for everyone when I say that it's obvious that the best course of action here is to hire Howard Stern  (hollywoodreporter.com) (44)
(MSNBC) Scary 1 in 5 AMERICANS NOW SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (110)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Sen. Schumer reminds Americans who are bad at math that after paying "layaway fees" and interest, many of them would have come out ahead just putting the purchase on plastic  (news.yahoo.com) (192)
(The New York Times) Satire The Inequality Map: a guide to socially accepted inequality in America. Tag may need a "?"  (nytimes.com) (98)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious American Eagle fined $900,000 for tarmac delays, ugly overpriced hipster clothing  (chicagotribune.com) (59)


Sun November 13, 2011
(TMZ) Interesting Storage Wars guys find $500,000 worth of pirate gold, will use American Truckers to haul it to the Pawn Stars, who have a buddy who's an expert in pirate treasure  (tmz.com) (95)
(Deadline) Followup The Immortals hammers the competition to take the box office with $33 million, and once again America proves its collective ignorance by making an Adam Sandler movie #2 with $27.5 million  (deadline.com) (88)
(Hot Air) Amusing A view of American politics from across the pond: "There seems to be a growing understanding among voters that the United States of America is not a pizza, or even a pizza company"  (hotair.com) (89)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Washington Post) Followup The U.S. trade deficit narrows to lowest point of year at $43.1 billion with record exports of American autos, heavy machinery, jobs  (washingtonpost.com) (21)


Fri November 11, 2011
(LA Times) Cool Howard Stern to judge America's Got Talent on NNNNNNNNBC  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (104)
(Naples Daily News) Florida Boy Scouts learn valuable lesson in fire safety from their Scout leader as he retires old American flags in one fell swoop  (naplesnews.com) (39)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Politico) Fail Michele Bachmann lost her cool after her speaking event was crashed by Occupiers, and she responds by trotting out the old Bush-era "They're unAmerican and disrespect soldiers" line  (politico.com) (404)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious American Journal of Epidemiology flips the "Alcohol's effect on health" coin again, comes up: "Bad"  (blogs.wsj.com) (50)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida You served your country. Then your country ignored you, so you turned to crime. Good news: Florida has designed special prisons painted with American flags just for you  (orlandosentinel.com) (24)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting America using more fossil fuels. America, FARK YEAH  (physorg.com) (20)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Rush Limbaugh, America's favorite Oxycontin landfill, defends Herman Cain. Claims accusers use being sexually harassed as "liberal political weapon". Bonus point for use of the word "feminazis"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (109)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing How to explain gay-rights to that one relative of yours that watches Glenn Beck religiously, has a "Rush is right" bumper-sticker, and keeps forwarding you articles from American Thinker  (buzzfeed.com) (318)
(The Local France) Interesting France built fake Paris in WWI to fool German bomber pilots, American tourists  (thelocal.fr) (44)
(MSNBC) Fail Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (230)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Bank of America loses $410 million overdraft class action lawsuit. After attorneys' fees, the average customer can expect a $27 check. In other news, BofA announces $30 "Overdraft Award Fee"  (wfaa.com) (32)
(truTV) Interesting 14 Myths about America you've been falling for most of your life  (trutv.com) (455)
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)
(The New York Times) Obvious We now spend more in manpower and logistics to combat drugs than we do to create jobs and prosperity in America. Think about that for a second. Move through angry and sad and get to WTF  (nytimes.com) (267)
(Scotsman) Amusing Scotland's first Whole Foods to open in Glasgow this month. "Like a real cult, it has one eye on your holistic welfare and both hands on your wallet: no wonder the chain is known as 'Whole PayCheque' in America"  (scotsman.com) (44)


Sun November 06, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Michelle Bachmann vows to create "millions of jobs" for Americans. No word on how she plans to make her fantasyland a reality  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (318)
(Some Guy) Obvious What is beyond dispute is that Obama hates America. He hates everything that America stands for. He hates the goodness of America. He hates the prosperity of America. He hates the freedom of America  (teapartynation.com) (309)
(SeattlePI) Fail America's employment situation is so bad that most people on unemployment aren't collecting benefits anymore. Which means technically they aren't unemployed. Success  (seattlepi.com) (80)


Fri November 04, 2011
(The Raw Story) Stupid Unemployment's down to 9%, so Congress was finally able to focus on passing the important stuff like the America's Cup Act  (rawstory.com) (57)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting Canadian accounting rules force insurers to take losses, even though those same insurers would be profitable if they were American  (theglobeandmail.com) (56)
(What Does It Mean?) Scary US thrown into panic as a soldier wrote his mother saying to "prepare for the end of the world" as massive amounts of equipment, troops are secreted through his base, headed towards "staging areas" throughout America  (whatdoesitmean.com) (236)
(connect 2 utah) Fail Today's foreclosure gone wrong over $1, brought to you by Bank of America  (connect2utah.com) (16)
(New York Daily News) Asinine 15% of Americans hate Jews. Other 85% afraid of upsetting their masters  (nydailynews.com) (292)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Nature) Cool Attention science nerds: Scientific American's online archive, dating back to 1845, is available, free of charge, for the entire month of November  (nature.com) (37)
(WLSAM) Scary Listeria outbreak in cantaloupes has become the greatest American melon tragedy since Gallagher  (wlsam.com) (86)
(CNNGo) Amusing Eight random Americans asked what they think about Korean girl group Girls' Generation, whose first U.S. album dropped this week. 30-year-old guy: "Midriffs are always appreciated"  (cnngo.com) (93)
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Four Georgia senior citizens arrested for plotting to attack Americans with a bio-weapon, wearing unlicensed onions on their belts   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (120)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Glenn Beck-endorsed "Goldline" execs charged with fraud. In related news, it is now a crime to relieve reactionary halfwits of their money before they can blow it on guns, ammo, and American flag pins   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (138)
(Washington Post) Interesting America's Most Wanted to return to TV December 2nd on Lifetime, will now focus only on deadbeat dads, adulterers, wifebeaters, stalkers, and women who are oppressed by them  (washingtonpost.com) (30)
(ABC) Cool OSS operative sent letter to three-year-old son in America on VE day, written on Hitler's stationery. Subby's old man didn't even get him a Euro Disney t-shirt  (abcnews.go.com) (67)
(CNN) Followup Japan: "Damaged reactors could take 30 years to retire" Americans: "That whole mess is still going on? Sheesh, we're a little pre-occupied over here with the Kardashian melt-down, okay? Try to keep up  (articles.cnn.com) (49)
(Komo) Interesting Survey says that one third of Americans plan to spend less for Christmas gifts this year. Other two thirds still paying off Christmas 2007  (komonews.com) (10)
(Daily Mail) Asinine News: Bank of America forecloses on homeowner, three years after his house is destroyed by a hurricane. Fark: The homeowner had continued to make mortgage payments on the property  (dailymail.co.uk) (84)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Crooks & Liars) Asinine While millions of Americans are out of work, Congress is furiously busy passing a law that shoves Christianity into your face everywhere you look  (crooksandliars.com) (198)
(Breitbart.com) Stupid Why does USA Weekend, the Soros-funded liberal agitprop mouthpiece foisted upon Americans every week in their Sunday newspaper, refuse to accuse Boone from "Lost" of being an ecoterrorist?   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (37)
(AL.com) Amusing Japanese used panty vending machine technology surpassed by American fresh meat vending machine. Your dog wants slot B6  (blog.al.com) (37)


Mon October 31, 2011
(MSP Business Journal) Interesting Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas  (bizjournals.com) (164)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Mental Floss) Cool The demon pirate of the Statue of Liberty and other hidden haunted histories of American landmarks  (mentalfloss.com) (37)
(The New York Times) News 13 American soldiers killed by Taliban suicide bomber in Kabul  (nytimes.com) (161)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Marketwatch) Followup Customers are starting to realize that no one is forcing them to use Bank of America  (marketwatch.com) (80)
(Life.com) Misc Happy 125th birthday, Statue of Liberty. You're like America's very own huge green Orion slave girl ... but, you know, without the "Come do me, captain" smolder  (life.com) (61)
(NYPost) Interesting Libtard blasts GOP presidential candidates: "The American people want solutions. You're providing comedy." And by libtard, I mean neoconservative stalwart John Podhoretz  (nypost.com) (83)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Daily Kos) Interesting Just how do the top 400 richest Americans make their money?  (dailykos.com) (179)
(CNN) Stupid The European economy faces collapse. The American middle class dream is dying. Ice caps are melting. But ignore all that, and check out this page full of laughing baby and penguin videos. THIS is CNN  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (45)
(Talking Points Memo) Sick An anti-welfare board game has been repackaged and relabeled Obozo's America and will surely be a hit for 1% of your Christmas list   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (158)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Among the revelations in the Steve Jobs bio, he told Rupert Murdoch that Fox News is the most evil thing in America  (9to5mac.com) (158)
(NJ.com) Obvious The NYPD is shadowing two types of people: Those with American-sounding names, and those with foreign-sounding names  (nj.com) (54)
(The New York Times) Obvious Obama's foreign policy failures aren't his own fault. They're America's fault  (nytimes.com) (144)
(CNN) Interesting Woman loses the amount of weight equivalent to two pageant contestants on her way to becoming a Miss America contestant  (cnn.com) (56)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail The meanings behind six weird album titles. I'm still waiting for a good explanation of "American Pie"  (new.music.yahoo.com) (61)
(This Is Plymouth) Cool American close to finding, desecrating grave of greatest English naval hero  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (53)
(USA Today) Sad America's last B53 -- a nuclear bomb the size of a mini-van with 600 times the power of the bomb used at Hiroshima -- is being disassembled today. So long, 10,000-pound-deathbringer. We hardly knew you  (usatoday.com) (206)
(Winnipeg Free Press) Silly Illuminati symbols on American currency? Canadians up the ante by finding sex toys, naked women and secret codes on their new bills  (winnipegfreepress.com) (101)
(Toronto Star) Asinine Look America, if you're gonna make us pay a cover charge, you better have one helluva live show  (thestar.com) (74)


Mon October 24, 2011
(New America Media .org) Cool Latin America to Occupy Wall Street: "We're sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how much ass our booming economies are kicking"  (newamericamedia.org) (118)
(The Brooklyn Paper) Misc Burger Bistro Donut Burger contains chopped meat, American cheese, Applewood smoked bacon, a fried egg and a coupon for a nearby cardiologist stuffed into a sugar-glazed donut  (brooklynpaper.com) (32)
(Pop Matters) Unlikely John Stewart vs. Michael Moore is a "convincing illustration of the suicidal tendencies, moral bankruptcy, and spiritual decay of the American left"  (popmatters.com) (213)
(YouTube) Hero Absolutely astounding, a politico telling the truth to Americans about the 'Job Creators' lie. But, as it was on C-SPAN, no one saw it  (youtube.com) (122)
(The New York Times) Spiffy "The great thing about the new I.T. revolution is that it makes it easier and cheaper than ever for anyone anywhere to be an entrepreneur. And despite all of our challenges, it is happening here in America"  (nytimes.com) (45)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists claim ancient spear lodged in mastodon skeleton proves humans populated North America 1,000 years earlier than previously thought. Still looking for foot-powered cars and record players made from birds  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting Within five years America will be well on its way to self-sufficiency in fuel and energy  (telegraph.co.uk) (208)
(The Atlantic) Asinine Congress extends assistance to the beleaguered wealthy of America, again. This time, it's for the mortgages of their mansions  (theatlantic.com) (80)
(Reuters) Spiffy While Americans are still arguing amongst themselves over whether they think muslims are sophisticated enough to handle democracy, Tunisia just held their first actual free election  (reuters.com) (85)
(The Day) Dumbass Newt Gingrich shows off his understanding of the structure of American government by saying that as President, he'd order one of his advisor to ignore Supreme Court rulings  (theday.com) (193)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Five super-rich Americans who started out super poor. Too bad five was all they could find  (investinganswers.com) (44)
(Smh.com.au) Amusing Purity of Australian English sullied by weird sports Americanisms like "thrown a curveball," "struck out", and "hit a home run." Fortunately, Aussies will always own the five-letter word for an outhouse  (smh.com.au) (53)
(SeattlePI) NewsFlash Obama eliminates thousands of American jobs and hands them to foreign nation  (seattlepi.com) (1236)
(CNN) Obvious CDC says 88% of Americans consume too much sodium. However, they do caution to take those numbers with a grain of salt  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (46)
(NYPost) Scary While you were busy being distracted by those hippies in Zuccotti square, Bank of America just transferred $55 trillion in bad debts to taxpayer-backed accounts  (nypost.com) (357)
(News.com.au) Interesting Good ol' American Ingenuity: How to deal with the slumping housing market AND illegal immigration at the same time  (news.com.au) (93)


Thu October 20, 2011
(MSNBC) Obvious Fewer Americans are filing for unemployment benefits, probably because most of them are already jobless  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (175)
(Fox News) Interesting Brits to America: Declaration of Independence in 1776 "was not only illegal, but actually treasonable," America to Brits: 'You want your ass kicked again?'  (foxnews.com) (322)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup GOP before Qaddafi's death: ZOMG, 0bama is sinking billions into this illegal war. GOP after Qaddafi's death: the French are the real heroes here, America was barely involved   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)
(Washington Post) Scary The SSA has released the official statistic of the median American wage in 2010: $26,363.55  (washingtonpost.com) (265)
(National Review) Obvious People who cherish the American value of liberty over the left-wing value of socioeconomic equality, and those who adhere to Judeo-Christian values, do not regard the existence of economic classes as morally problematic  (nationalreview.com) (152)
(Cracked) Cool For a while it would seem, the A. C. Gilbert Toy Company was trying desperately to maim or kill every child in America  (cracked.com) (136)
(Fox News) Amusing Joe Biden uses sexual, violent imagery to push Jobs Bill. At least it's not getting rammed down Americans' throats  (foxnews.com) (91)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Dear US Govt: sorry we defrauded you out of billions in mortgage insurance, can we have another bailout please? Signed, Bank of America  (finance.yahoo.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Sad Social Security recipients to receive additional 38 dollars a month next year. Bank Of America to add a 38 dollar monthly fee for being old  (fundmymutualfund.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Obvious Democrat pollster: Yes, these OWS nuts are dangerously out of touch with most Americans   (jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com) (225)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently the British phrase "little eyes need to avert" translates to "you might not ever have an erection again" in American English  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(Bloomberg) Interesting Bank of America reports $4.5 billion pre-tax profit in the 3rd quarter. Pre-tax? Since when do banks have to pay taxes?  (bloomberg.com) (36)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious Small town America's response to OWS protestors: "Sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of our own bootstraps"  (abc.net.au) (806)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Maker of beer tap handles chooses American over Chinese factories for new products. I'll drink to that  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (29)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Gallup) Cool Gallup: Majority of Americans now favor legalizing marijuana. That's a record high  (gallup.com) (291)
(The Week) Amusing Barbie gets a tattoo. Now she's not only America's most disproportionate fashion model, she's also a horrible hipster/socialite hybrid  (theweek.com) (135)
(dispatch) Obvious Dallas Cowboys exemplify being America's team by outsourcing, exploiting, profiting  (dispatch.com) (17)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Examiner) Dumbass Still no cure for cancer, but at least the American Cancer Society is refusing a half million dollar donation from atheists  (examiner.com) (335)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sappy Not news: Memorial dedicated for victims of 1979 plane crash. News: A class of 6th graders made it happen. Fark: American Airlines wrote them a letter telling them to "let it go"  (suntimes.com) (44)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Fail American wasn't really that great  (foreignpolicy.com) (152)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Things have gotten so bad in America that now they're even drug testing goats  (abclocal.go.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting A Cain-Obama match up would be a textbook showdown on which direction Americans want government to go in the coming years  (newamericamedia.org) (171)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Above the Law) Dumbass Kentucky man who doesn't want anyone to know he browses Fark sues Facebook on behalf of 150 million Americans  (abovethelaw.com) (82)
(Washington Post) Strange John McCain calls for the elimination of regulations that are costing America billions of jobs. Billions. Don't laugh, This man was almost President  (washingtonpost.com) (206)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail You'll never guess what's in the GOP's "Real American Jobs Act". Hint: It rhymes with "flax guts". And "reliminating benvironmental crandards"   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (201)
(Some Congressional Guy) Scary Congress is completely dysfunctional. President Obama needs to bypass that pesky little Constitution to get his American Jobs Act passed  (theblaze.com) (99)
(CNBC) Asinine With over 14 million Americans out of work, manufacturers can't understand why people aren't breaking down their doors to apply for an entry-level position that requires 10 years of experience  (cnbc.com) (182)

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