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500 headlines found matching 'America'
Tue May 24, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So who is buying America's pewpewpewpewpewpewBOOM products?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you #NeverHillary or #NeverTrump? A comprehensive guide for confused Republicans
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If somebody tries to sell you the biggest American flag in Maine, the Trenton police would like a word with you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Mexican American Heritage" textbook approved by the Texas Board of Education is exactly what you would expect
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Relations between America and Chechnya have never been worse, and John Oliver is solely to blame
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently loud mouthed braggart Trump does not appeal to Asian Americans. So, Asian Americans are not just good at math, they are good at recognizing a giant monster who just wants to lumber around and kill people
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mexico sends their worst to America to become med students who get their doctorates
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews says the media is out of touch with most of the country. In other news, Chris Matthews actually said something both factual and intelligent
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The future of American politics is here, and...boy, does it look f*cking terrifying
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Being fiscally conservative means that America can't have nice things, like the Internet speeds enjoyed by much of Europe and Asia"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What's America's last jaguar worth against plans for a multibillion-dollar copper mine? Probably not much
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Shoemaker showed off his secret soccer moves to get the out at first base. Maybe he's just really excited for the Copa America
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New data indicates 33% of American malls are doomed to shutter permanently
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Fri May 20, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War. One billion and countin'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman with rare brain disorder that makes her strip can't work out what job to do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In America: "Do not bring this gun to school." In Russia: "Do not bring this gun to school. It's filthy. Strip it down and clean it now or you'll fail"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nest cams are a growing fad among Americans who love watching awe-inspiring birds like eagles and ospreys in nature. Right up until nature stops being all Disney, that is
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren to Donald Trump: "I'm right, and you're wrong" also in play is the "I'm rubber and you're glue" line of attack
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Murderous traitors will no longer be allowed to fly their flag in veterans' cemeteries
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Thu May 19, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
While Helena is still out camping, Cosima teams up with Susan and Evie at Bright Born. Is Kendall in danger? Det. Art Bell & Felix experience an attack of the clone. Tonight, 10PM EDT it's Clone Club Time with Orphan Black on BBC America
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(Network World)
 
 
 
21% of Americans would rather give up sex than lose Wi-Fi for a month; 10% would give up a friend
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart keeps getting negative publicity but apparently its customers aren't paying any attention
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee receives death threats and criticism for wearing hat critical of Trump that reads "AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT." It's hard to take political discourse seriously when it comes from someone who wears a bull-like nose ring
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
66% of Americans are so in debt that a $1,000 emergency would make them destitute
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Canadians go on The Daily Show to admit they're not afraid of Syrian refugees, and they don't know what Trump's problem is
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland mayor says the most dangerous place in America is Trump's mouth. Subby likes the sentiment, not sure about the logic. Definitely wouldn't want to get between Trump and a taco salad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
B-52 crashes in Guam; CNN seen masturbating furiously
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you pull some jeans out of the dryer and put them on and the back of the button goes SSSS against your bellybutton? I hate it when that happens
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I haven't visited Iraq because Oakland and Ferguson are two of the most dangerous cities in the world
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After 9/11, it felt like the Republicans would reign in America for a thousand years. Now the party [is] effectively dead as a modern political force, doomed to go the way of the Whigs or the Free-Soilers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie (Harley Quinn) does American Psycho in new ad
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Last night's Jeopardy, which featured three DC "power players" as contestants, was a horror show for America
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welcome to America's modern day ghost town in the making
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The new 24 trailer is here with a new star, loads of action, and more reasons to consider buying a calendar, maybe a watch
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Go home Wisconsin, you're drunk
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Did you root for Captain America in Captain America: Civil War? Thanks for hating America, you fake American
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran demands the U.S. make reparations for "spiritual damage"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the middle of Target to be seen by others
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Tue May 17, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen sued by American Express over $287,879 in debt. #Winning
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC changes new 'Fattest Housewife' series to 'American Housewife,' then tries to explain why
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Corporate America can't get enough stupid advice about millennials. At least cocaine was cheaper and had some material benefits
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When it comes to creativity, Indian political commercials put American ones to shame
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
To the delight of everyone except corporate America, National Park Service prevents the Pepsi Grand Canyon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Subby has checked off 19 from this all-American bucket list
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines stops announcing gate info during flights, because you're not listening anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Americans here who have ex-Pated to the UK? Stories or advice you'd like to share?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
America now has more legal weed businesses than craft brewers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What a silly thing to ask of America about what to do with 1.19 billions pounds of surplus cheese ... of course we would want to stick it between our toes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of digitized car crash photos from the 1930s in case you thought Americans were ever able to drive correctly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For years, RNC Chair Reince Priebus has been laying the groundwork for this year's presidential election, coming up with lines of attack against Democrats and especially Hillary Clinton. Problem: they work even better against Donald Trump
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Sun May 15, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House: referring to criminals as "felons" or "convicts" is not what America is all about. From now on, were calling them "justice-involved individuals"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Identity theft and online security issues drive increasing number of Americans to shun internet commerce. Duh
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar offers Portland theme with Oregon craft beers, salads topped with PNW fruit, and scrap of PDX carpet on wall. "The current appeal of American cities to Japanese diners highlights a shift in what type of U.S. cool gets the most attention"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Craigslist ad selling housebroken bison named Bullet raises so many important questions
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to tearing off hijab worn by fellow Southwest Airlines passenger. Had demanded that woman, "Take it off. This is America"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The difference between how Japan and the U.S. remember WWII: The Japanese ignore everything before Hiroshima and the Americans ignore everything after Nagasaki
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New game show will be sort of like The Voice or American Idol--but for amateur porn performers. Hey, not everybody has a good singing voice (Not safe for work)
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo NY. America's favorite city
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The last American born in the 19th century has finally died
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
The prayers of every F5 key in America have been answered, as you can now track your UPS package on a map in real time. Your move, FedEx
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's Orphan Black: Krystal is back and she's on a mission. Cosima meets her maker. Sarah and Ferdinand become best frenemies forever and we find out more about Adele. 10PM EDT on BBC America
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's becoming pretty clear that, like their Democrat forefathers, today's Democrats are convinced that America is entirely too free and that they must take their blue states and secede
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"People with lower education and low incomes eat more fast food and are more obese. Clearly, fast food caused them not to go to college. Presto, an American Journal of Clinical Nutrition article is born"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legendary Chelsea FC midfielder Joe Cole, 34, comes to America, signs with Tampa Bay Rowdies. Given that legendary but aging English midfielders have such an impressive track record in America, what could possibly go wrong?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI director blames rise in violent crime on cell phone owners because police are too scared to catch criminals because they might end up on a viral video
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Well the seeds are in the ground America, now it's time to sit back and watch our new crop of homegrown terrorists sprout. Bonus: Obama Administration says it's at the ready with a gardening hose
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
87-year-old oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens endorses Donald Trump. When asked about his prior reservations about endorsing Donald Trump, he replied "I'm ready to take a chance on it. And just in case it's a mistake, I'll be gone"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan uses the fact that the news media was in full frenzy mode about his "summit meeting" with Trump to speak out about the opioid addiction epidemic, an actual problem affecting America that we need to fix. Are we SURE he's a Republican?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The fires in Alberta have done more damage to the Canadian economy than Katrina did to America's
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germany has excess savings, so let's put it on a currency watch list because it could be an unfair trade advantage
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dude, I think I had way too much America last night
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War writers explain why you-know-who didn't die at the end of the movie (Spoilers)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From NS Sherlock Monthly: new study reveals that Americans are a bunch of uptight religious kooks, especially when compared to the rest of the world
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
There's a 'Sikh Captain America' now, and he's battling hate, intolerance and Donald Trump
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If America did sweets like the Japanese. Barbecue Pork Butt Pocky? Lutefisk Kit Kat? Show us what your hometown would foist upon us
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War tops the box office with $174 million, easily overtaking Batman V Superman, which thuds to #10 with $1.2 million. Zootopia's #5, $3.3 million just put its gross higher than DC's stinkfest. And Mother's Day bombed at #3
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australia braces for grueling 8-week election campaign. American Farkers laugh, go back to week 170 of Benghaziemailtrumpgate
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland: "Tear down the gazebo where Tamir Rice was shot? Well, we'd love to but...uh...umm...OH, the Smithsonian wanted to preserve it for African-American history." Smithsonian: "Wait, what?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, still reeling over the overwhelming rejection of Ted Cruz, says God has "no choice but to punish America for rejecting Cruz, because Cruz ain't a bad dad"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In Mother Russia, we celebrate a WWII anniversary that Americans don't even think about
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Next month, Switzerland will vote on giving everyone a gun... no, no, wait, that won't advance the evil plot to destabilize Europe because they already do that, so let's give everyone a basic income instead
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
How dare America arrest my family members who were carrying drugs? I am leaving out of protest
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For Americans who have an ill feeling of who to vote for in the presidential election, here are some people not named Trump or Clinton
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After more than 100 years, American Indian children buried in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, begin a journey home back to areas like the central United States. How slow are they?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Watch Out, Hillary: George Washington and the Founding Fathers would have loved Trump's "America First," ... and they might have been right
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To assist you in planning your vacation, here are all the countries in the world where you can legally smoke pot
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Number one reason Americans will vote for Trump? 'To stop Clinton'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Media greed deserves much of the blame for Trump's success. "It may not be good for America, but it's good for CBS"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How America started giving a crap about which bathroom you use
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme launches doughnut dispensing machine in England. The most American thing ever, and it's in England. WTF Krispy Kreme, WTF?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Alpha Quitter Award goes to: the one guy who just had to help keep 'Captain America: Civil War' from getting a 100% 'fresh' rating (who also submitted this link and would no doubt like to chat about it in the comments)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Felix's long lost sister for real? What future is Kira seeing? Will Sarah's sestras light her on fire? Does Ira have a plan? Find out on tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black' on BBC America at 10 PM EDT
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Donald threatening to stop America being World Police has the rest of the world losing their collective minds
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla shoots for the moon, vows to deliver 1 million electric cars per year by 2020, blows away Wall Street analysts with enthusiasm at giving more Americans that sweet electric-car tax break
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh no this leading investor didn't just call out Corporate America's recklessness concerning short-term financial gains. That would be 'reckless' and uncorporate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan is still a horrible dickhead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the company behind most of the embarrassingly tasteless pre-shredded "cheese" in a bag sold in America
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Fire up the Wayback Machine and set it for Edina, Minnesota in 1956. Why Edina, you ask? Simple: It was where the very first mall, the Southdale Center, opened in America (w/video)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
C160 airplane hits the road, still sticks the landing, gets a generous 9.8 from the American judge
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It was the saddest room in America -- and then Ted Cruz showed up
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kanye West still can't get over....well a bunch of things. Including being Kanye West
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The real reason for Ted Cruz's loss in Indiana? Low blood sugar
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's come to this: a Fox News opinion piece pleading with conservatives to vote for Hillary over Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Palin-Americans attack Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter for his education on climate change, come up with their own brand of "scientific explanations" including "Global warming? Ha, give me a break. Look at the north and south poles. Seems pretty cold to me"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel helps some scientists explain climate science to Palin Americans
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Overcrowded and underwritten, 'Captain America: Civil War' is the sort of Marvel movie only Deadpool would love. To make fun of
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you think the tone of American politics will improve at some point, or is this the new normal? If you believe things can change, what do you think has to occur to get there? Or are we headed toward another civil war?
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
McDonald's is one of America's biggest welfare queens
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
The Rude Pundit reminds New York Magazine's Andrew Sullivan that the majority of modern Americans are just too lazy to be reliable brown shirt types
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Americans drink out of 'the worst thing that ever happened to beer'
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Eating a small amount of chocolate can fight diabetes and heart disease. The only problem is that a small amount of chocolate is what most Americans call "breakfast"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Seeing no epidemic of men entering women's restrooms at Target, the American Family Association decides to create one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Though it has yet to hit any major markets, Captain America: Civil War has nevertheless hit $200.2 million internationally, easily bigger than Batman V Superman, which didn't have Ant-Man. Or good acting. Or good dialogue
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Dude from Greenville, NC saves America from Amy Schumer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina does an impression of her HP stock
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Sun May 01, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Be forewarned, Americans: Lyme disease is a... ticking time bomb
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
College professor explains why people like Donald Trump. And it's a perfectly reasonable answer
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines apologizes to concert musician for preventing her from bringing her violin on board, says next time she will be allowed, with no strings attached
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Fri April 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Core Media Group, the company who unleashed American Idol on the world, has filed for bankruptcy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Korean-American gets ten years of hard labor after North Korean court finds him guilty of something or other
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia has legalized same-sex marriage, making it the fourth Latin American country to do so
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(Violinist.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot refuses to let concert violinist bring her 1742 Guarneri violin on board "because I say so." Sad trombone
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
As positive reviews pour in for Captain America: Civil War, one review sums the movie up in one sentence. "I feel sorry for DC fans"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
What the Hell is in Sarah's cheek? Hello, Mrs. Hendrix and I thought Rachel was dead. All this and more on tonight's episode of BBC America's 'Orphan Black' at 10 PM EDT
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Wondering if the country is going crazy? Before answering keep in mind that Tampa is now considered "Normal America"
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"The CIO of Naughty America says gamers and porn connoisseurs are an overlapping demographic"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Europe's Strongest Man eats 11 times a day, consuming 8.3 pounds of food. Or as most Americans call that, seconds at the Old Country Buffet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that most Americans now drink the recommended amount of water each day. Unfortunately most comes from the ice cubes they put in their soda
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your new favorite sport combines full-contact martial arts with electronic Kevlar armor. And weapons
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later' set for 2017 on Netflix and still tastes like a burger
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of all the winners [Hillary; the American people] and losers [Cruz; that guy also running against Trump who pretends to like Cruz] of the ACELA primaries
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK, so it's not actually made of Vibranium, but it is the same size and weight as Captain America's shield, and it is bulletproof
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans set a new record this past week after TSA agents confiscate 73 guns from passengers carry-on luggage. So, do we chant USA USA USA or TSA TSA TSA?
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Joe & Anthony Russo say that if you think Captain America: Civil War has a lot of characters in it, wait til you see Avengers: Infinity War
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends host suggest Americans "vote by prayer" so "God can determine the best candidate"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese on the street are quite accepting of ScarJo and other white Hollywood actors as stars of Japanese anime adaptations, don't get Asian-American outrage at whitewashing. "If she was Japanese, it wouldn't look like an anime"
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(The Hollywood News)
 
 
 
"Star Wars has an official day, so today is Alien day, a day that celebrates Ridley Scott's sci-fi masterpiece. Why today? Well, the name, or coordinates, of the planet in Alien is LV-426, and if you're in America the date today is 4/26. Simple"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Japan relies on 7-Eleven to lead earthquake relief efforts. "Americans may think of convenience stores as a place to buy cigarettes, overpriced milk, and over-salted refined pork products. In Japan, they're more akin to neighborhood centers"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
America's Thirstiest Senator finally finds a reason to show up to work: fighting in the Florida-Georgia water wars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Americans die younger than residents in other high income countries because of drugs, guns and auto accidents. People were shocked at the news. The U.S. is still considered a high income country?
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos nostalgically document road-tripping American vacationers of the 1980s and 1990s, when tourists at national parks sported real cameras, binoculars and fanny packs, had questionable taste in hair and fashion, but weren't invariably obese
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A rabbi suing Manischewitz? Is that even kosher?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Exactly 500 years ago, brave Bavarians got sick of crappy adjuncts added to beer, enacted the German Beer Purity Law. Today, despite resistance from American megabreweries and microbreweries, we're drinking in the benefits
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party does not represent the values of progressive Americans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to explain the Leicester City FC fairytale to your sports-loving American friends. In US terms, Leicester is the equivalent of Wichita, New Orleans, or Belle Fourche, SD. And LCFC is Donald Trump
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
When Americans and British agreed to split USA and Canada on the 49th Parallel, they forgot about one tiny town
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why is everyone all worked up about Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill? Heck, she's not even the first African-American to get that honor--the Confederacy was proudly featuring slaves on its money way back in the 1860s
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Carolina sheriff says minorities are the real racists, and the NAACP is just as bad as the KKK because he works with a black guy who "doesn't buy into that mess"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Olympic flame for Rio gets lit in Ancient Olympia, Greece for first-ever South American games, hopes are to rekindle what's left of this sad Olympics
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Famous American Drug Expert, Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. , alias Snoop Dogg, alias Snoop Lion, urges Vancouver to clean up the drugs downtown, criticizes border security
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(Vox)
 
 
 
American liberals need to stop huffing their own farts before they create the perfect storm of self-satisfaction that destroys the country
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Why 'Buy American' hurts America. Here comes the comparative advantage
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea is taking over Britain, but will it show up in 'Captain America: Civil War'?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The real reason more Americans don't care about climate change? It's actually improving the weather
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Stossel "apparently has lung cancer," suddenly notices problems in American healthcare system
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Foreign Policy Advisor is warning about Turkey conspiring with Native Americans to develop a nuclear bomb
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Oldest Man in America title up for grabs once more
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
New survey finds that only 6% of Americans trust the media. Which is still pretty good considering the much smaller number who still trust the banks, businesses and politicians
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Florida, AKA "America's Australia" has a serious dragon problem
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they won't date someone who smokes weed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's your annual 4/20 thread. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
10-year-old genius picks Trump to win, Google to fall, girls to keep being icky
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Federal Regulators: Wells Fargo still think they are too big to fail
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Armed anti-Islam rally in Atlanta draws two thousand...Wait, no. Strike that. Anti-Islam rally draws two supporters
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Memorial Consumer Desk at KABC reminds you that today is Tax Day and that millions of Americans are expected to file. "People have until midnight to file the paperwork"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NC governor warns America that Big Gay has become more powerful than the NRA
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh, look, Houston is flooding again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to fix the IRS and end America's Tax Day mess in only three easy steps
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 50 biggest companies love their home so much, they dodge over $100B in taxes every year through offshore accounts worth more than $1 trillion dollars
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(Chron)
 
 
 
GOP districts in Texas call for a vote for secession. Most Americans approve the idea as long as it becomes a package deal and they take Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man sues American cruise line company for obeying the immigration laws of the country he wanted them to take him to
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are paying less for groceries in the wake of a global glut of crops. Which is good news for the three Americans who still actually go to the store to buy anything that doesn't come in a box, can or plastic wrapper
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Famous 'Inverted Jenny' postage stamp resurfaces 61 years after it was stolen. Entire American Philatelic Society turned upside down
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(Press TV)
 
 
 
New Gallup survey says the economy and government are the top problems listed by Americans. Which is not really news since those same two answers have topped the list in every survey since 1924
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Sat April 16, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a "rough July" for the GOP if they screw him out of one single more delegate, followed by a "crappy August" and a September consisting solely of Donald slapping Reince Priebus' shiat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Marines, the few, the proud... the now strained and desperate borrowers of jet museum parts so they can serve America
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Inspired by American coffee rebels, Britain is undergoing a tea revolution. Goodbye to soggy teabags and fusty tea shops, hello to sencha fukamushi, bubble tea, lychee kombucha, and ricotta tortelli served in a lapsang souchong broth
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter rated the worst job in America. Just think how the reporter covering THAT story must have felt
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley student whose family fled Iraq in 2002 after his diplomat father was killed on orders from Saddam Hussein for being pro-American was kicked off a flight for saying "God willing" in Arabic
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
How do you save America's endangered black-footed ferrets? Obviously, it involves deploying UAVs to carpet-bomb Montana prairie dog colonies with peanut butter-flavored plague vaccine bomlets
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Fri April 15, 2016
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Americans spend $30 billion a year on take-out pizza. How to make really good pizza at home to the left, arguments about Chicago's greatest shortcoming to the right
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Straight from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute: Poll says Americans prefer low prices on things from third world countries to items that are "Made in the USA"
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite candidate in the race for President of the United States of America
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Thu April 14, 2016
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Arrested for what? Eating mulch? I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out America wasn't nearly quite as great back in the 1980s as people seem to remember
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will there be more twerking? Has Helena found her redneck soulmate? How many new Ledas join Clone Club? Will Felix ever get a storyline and how did we get to Iceland? Find out on tonight's premiere of 'Orphan Black' on BBCAmerica at 10PM EDT
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
BABYMETAL rocks America as "Metal Resistance" debuts in top 40 on 4/23 Billboard Album Chart, becoming first Japanese artist to chart there since Kyu Sakamoto and "Sukiyaki"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera America signs off for the last time, leaving millions indebted
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian defense officials don't understand why Americans are so "distressed" over their pilots buzzing a destroyer. "Sorry, but the pattern was full"
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
It is only Russia that has fifth-generation fighter aircraft. America's best fighter F-22 Raptor lacks teeth
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Canada politely tells Americans to go kill themselves somewhere else
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Corporate America: "You cannot have it all, now deal with it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seeing a movie in a theater is about to become even less enjoyable
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Wed April 13, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's falls to the power of the Beef on Weck sandwich as Wegmans rises to the rank of best grocery chain in America
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How much does this offshore tax dodging cost the American public? Here comes the science
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Families of the people who died when a Germanwings Airline pilot deliberately crashed his jetliner into the Swiss Alps are suing the American flight school that taught him how to fly, because that makes sense, somehow
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Five of the biggest American banks: We need another taxpayer bailout. Federal Regulators: No you don't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American destroyer with Polish helicopter aboard observes threatening flybys from Russian fighter jets. Americans upset, Russians indignant, Polish pilot submerges helicopter and drives away
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I don't know what "an MTV Movie awards" is but it gave us a Captain America: Civil War sneak peak. So good on it, whatever it is
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
American national anthem broadcast in McDonald's restaurants every morning in Canada, annoys the locals
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
America has a long and storied history with regulating alcohol, such as a high drinking age, and a requirement that all alcohol be slightly radioactive
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
John Kerry refuses to apologize for America winning WW2
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
John Kerry apologizes for America winning WW2
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(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
A) Trump/Rubio 2016 "Make America *glug glug*" B) Trump/Kasich 2016 "Make me relevant for once" or C) Trump/Walker "Make America grea-HAHAHA OH WOW"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Final episode of "American Idol" draws 13.3 million viewers. Mostly those who used to watch in the early years just to see if Paula Abdul would make it all the way through the show without falling down
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC Sports expects ratings bonanza for NHL playoffs this season, thanks to all-American Stanley Cup field with zero Canadian teams to threaten viewership
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Sun April 10, 2016
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
It's time for a real hardline conservative to get in the race. A no-nonsense, take no prisoners Marine Core Soldier who will best represent America, and the billionaire donors who'll bankroll his third party run for President
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, a Boston Globe special edition will be set one year in the future and show the reality of a Donald Trump presidency
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(Collider)
 
 
 
'Captain America: Cival War' is so good, it's a better Avengers movie than the last Avengers movie
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom how football-shaped bread is educational or "changing the game for food for kids" and "for people all over the world." But Russell Wilson is the spokesman
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video rebuttal of that angry woman yelling at Florida Governor Rick Scott is an early contender for dick move of the year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mossack Fonseca law firm has never forgiven Americans for Van Hagar
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Americans spend more on taxes than they do for food, clothing, housing combined. Mostly because after paying taxes on their minimum wage income there isn't anything left for food, clothing or housing
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why 12 million Americans believe alien lizards rule us. BECAUSE THEY DO. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley analyst upset about 'The Big Short' making it harder to separate Americans from their hard-earned money through risky loans. "I mean in that movie, the way how they depicted the mortgage crisis, they made it look like it was a bad thing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of General Electric has a few things to say to Bernie Sanders about his company "destroying the moral fabric of America"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump-branded scarves recalled because they could burst into flames. Her father's pants are next
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian university students try to engage in some extra-curricular chemistry experiments in New Orleans, instead receive a lesson in anthropology and modern American culture
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he'll pay off America's national debt by making countries like Japan and South Korea pay enormous sums of money for our "protection"-a scheme dreamed up by his chief economic adviser, one Ragnar Lodbrok
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Was the first known cocktail shaker used: A) In America in the 1900s, B) In France in the 1800s, or C) In South America before the birth of Christ?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
BLM activists launch "Fark your Flag" tour, where they go around to Trump and Clinton rallies, throw American flags on the ground, and stomp them. Yeah. That's gonna fix things
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you eat Chinese, Mexican or Italian food? You're a worse racist than a Klansman in blackface waving a Confederate flag
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not only have American teams claimed all of the NHL playoff spots, but Team USA beat Canada last night to win the IIHF women's world championship. USA. USA. USA
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why there are so few American names in the "Panama Papers" creating sleazy shell companies, it's because states like NV and DE are all too happy to do it for them, with even less transparency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"As long as you come here legally and get a proper job ... we need immigrants. Who's going to vacuum our living rooms and clean up after us? Americans don't like to do that"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Here are America's fastest growing cities. Finally, a leak featuring the Sunshine State that doesn't involve gators, public drinking or swallowing heroin in a police car
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
"The obesity epidemic in North America really began when our low-fat dietary guidelines were introduced"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leaked internal memo written by top Trump aide show how his campaign feels about the week they just had. Yeah, they mad
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
44% of Americans can't sleep at night, mostly because of worries about their job. Which is still better than the other 56% who can't sleep at night because they wish they were part of the 44% who still have a job
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Arianna Huffington says the media is failing America in how it's covering Trump. That's the joke
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will eliminate the $19 trillion national debt in 8 years, if you let him. Why won't you America-haters give him a chance?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Average American will eat 3,000 PB&J sandwiches in their lifetime. That's nuts
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Sat April 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American mosque attacked, dozens reported injured
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
It's one of the most popular drinks in the Bahamas yet nobody in America is talking about the Goombay Smash
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Airlines drops free 24-hour hold on trip reservations. Apparently they were getting pressure from other airlines for being the last one to still have a policy using the word "free"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might not know this but an American has become Japan's first salaried foreign ninja ...probably because of his stealthiness
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The average American spends two workdays a month on Facebook. Pfft. Amateurs *F5*
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Treadmill 1 Taylor Swift 0
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders drills back at Hillary Clinton's 'lying' comment, asks America if they can trust someone who has taken fossil fuel money
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you were busy worrying about Diebold's electronic voting machines, this guy spent the past decade manipulating Central and South American elections, and his boss is in talks with a U.S. candidate
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
So that's what they're doing now. Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Rick Perry and Bobby Jindal all represented by the same fancy public speakers agency
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biggest obstacle self-driving cars face is the crappy condition of US roads, according to Volvo CEO: "It can't find the lane markings. You Americans need to paint your bloody roads"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How a populist from a wealthy background could unite a divided party, overcome a contested convention, become president, and lead the country to victory in a war, Making America Great in the process
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not including operating costs, land grants, or taxbreaks, the American public has spent more than $7 billion dollars to build or renovate NFL stadiums in the last 20 years
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
John Hinckley, Jr., may soon accomplish something no other man has. Never has anyone shot an American president, and then walked the streets full-time as a free man
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Red Robin wins race to bring "ramen burger" out of obscure hipster barrios to mainstream America, will offer 22-cent deal to lucky college students on April 19
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans hit 30-year low in per-capita soda consumption, consign the once all-important Cola Wars to the history books
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know who else really hates ethnic diversity on American television? International audiences
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to TRUS-Ted' we finally find out who is actually bankrolling the Kasich juggernaut. George Soros
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(Vox)
 
 
 
After seeing the alternative, Americans are saying, "Thanks, Obama"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rumble strips on historic route 66 play 'America The Beautiful' - If you go the speed limit which is why no one's ever heard it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
FCC considers subsidizing internet connectivity for low income Americans. Didn't those moochers just get refrigerators?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Great news for US fans of the America's Cup and sailing in general, 2016 America's Cup will return to NYC for the first time in 96 years with a "warm up" race before the big Bermuda race
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JetBlue to takeover VirginAmerica in valueenhancing airlinemerger
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Delusional right-wing whackjob Rafael Cruz says that if the Supreme Court gets a Liberal Justice, "we will lose our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms and lead a dictator like Obama turning guns on America"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager charged with battery of Breitbart reporter. Or, as future history books will remember it, True American Patriot unjustly arrested for aggressive snuggling of treasonous propagandist
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Don't throw out your VCR just yet. There are still Blockbuster video stores
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three in four Americans think there will be a terrorist attack in the US in the next year, but three in four Americans also believe that gravy is a beverage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Former Trump SuperPAC director tells us what we've always suspected - Trump never really wanted to Make America Great Again
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Mon March 28, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
He's a brilliant scientist with wild hair and a funny accent, so it only makes sense that Albert Einstein would make cameos in comic books with everyone from Superman to Captain America
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For first time in decade, Americans are eating more beef, thanks to cheaper options at fast-casual and fast-food chains, plus paleo diet fad. "Suddenly there is this extra supply of meat. You're going to have to somehow consume all of it"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
American businesses are too profitable
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop something that would make you say "WTF?" when you came home
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Sun March 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
American English is becoming homogenized and we're losing most of our regional slang. What slang from your area would you like to see preserved for the rest of the country? And, no, starting another pop vs soda vs coke debate won't cut it this time
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pointless pale American imitation of its far superior British parent announces it will return for a sixth season of dwindling interest and a complete lack of respect. So, good on them then
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Sat March 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally reveals when he thought America was great the last time
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendants are now flying high after a 6% pay hike
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama on Cruz: "As far as his notion of surveillance of Muslim neighborhoods, I just left a country that engages in that kind of surveillance, which, by the way, the father of Sen. Cruz escaped for America, the land of the free." * drops mic *
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Muslim-American voter registration drives are popping up across the country
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Supreme Court, remember when you gutted the Voting Rights Act of 1965 in 2013? Well Native Americans certainly do
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The latest 1970's economic trend ready to make a comeback? Stagflation
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ben Carson (R):"Only in America do we have talk-shows to discuss political differences"
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Tunnel Vision, an examination of the future television habits of America was "the funniest film of 1985″ when it came out in 1976. (Not safe for work)
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Figures show last year legal marijuana outsold some of the most popular snack foods in America including Girl Scout cookies, Pringles and Oreos, although you'd think there would be a correlated rise in sales here
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans think the stock market will soar under President Donald Trump. Unfortunately it's just the contractors who know about framing and building walls
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After President Obama's visit, Cubans are beginning to understand what most Americans have known for the past 7 years
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Recorded music industry made $7 billion in 2015. Apparently music is still being bought by older adults who don't know how to use sharing sites
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are now increasingly using plastic to make purchases under $5. Total demise of cash moved up ten years to 2026
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney on the fact that Donald Trump keeps marrying foreign women: "It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won't do"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Old Dude who was in Congress for decades as a Republican, ran for president as a Republican, has a son who ran THIS election as a Republican thinks that if America elects a Republican President they are just as screwed as if they elect a Democrat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most Americans favor lifting the Cuban embargo. Especially Red Sox fans who desperately need help in their bullpen
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"The Grateful Dead is often credited with popularizing hippie culture, but to the legion of followers who eventually left their VW buses to join corporate America, the band is a pioneer of common business and marketing strategies"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on African-Americans, Jewish-Americans, Italian-Americans or Mexican-Americans. Here you are all equally worthless. Do you maggot-Americans understand?
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Trump supporter attempts to make America great again by writing long-winded article about being civil in politics again. Subby polishes a tomato
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Population of island off the coast of County Mayo in Ireland has dwindled down to a few dozen people. Their solution to repopulate? Dear Americans, Looking to flee the good ole USA if Trump wins? Have we got an island for you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So American presidents, well they shake hands like this... And Cuban presidents? Well they shake hands like *this*
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bald eagles hatch at National Arboretum, immediately cry red white and blue tears and shiat freedom sparkles as the American flag waves in the background
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Mon March 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court continues to trample on an Americans' right to resort to "2nd Amendment solutions" when charged incorrect postage
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is America ready for the rise of the Unionized C*cksuckers, Local 69? This has nothing to do with Congress
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When Hillary told those coal miners they were all going to lose their jobs soon, she may not have been "mis-speaking" as JP Morgan joins Bank of America, Citi,and Morgan Stanley in saying they will no longer finance new coal power plants
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What, you're 1.5 percent Native American? No white loving foster parents for you, not yours
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Sun March 20, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Trump on the protester who was punched and kicked as he was being escorted out of the rally in Tucson: "He's a disgusting guy"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It is time for the first American owned team since the 1970s to debut in the highest level of racing. Can anyone stop Mercedes dominance this year? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with the green at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
They're oversexed, they're overfed, and we don't want them here: that's what the Swedes think of Americans. No, sorry... that's what the Swedes think of American LOBSTERS
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rapper with big hands and a huge clock endorses Trump
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Boy is only person in America with two rare diseases whose treatments make the other disease worse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America laughs at Arizona coach Sean Miller for overshadowing horrible March Madness half with his entry into wet dress shirt contest
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Yes JFK Flight Tower, this is American Airlines Flight 4233 from Raleigh-Durham and we're coming in "electric." Can we have a runway boogie boogie?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
America's 5 stages of Trump grief, as told by 23 headlines
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dan Greaney, the writer for The Simpsons who wrote the episode where Lisa becomes president and attempts to erase the sins of president Trump, says it was "a warning to America; it just seemed like the logical last stop before hitting bottom"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Singing Donald Trump's praises while you beat up a couple of minority college students? Smile, you're on gas station camera, and the police would like to have a word with you
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The very first Honda built for America is, unsurprisingly, in better shape than your 2011 Chevy Malibu
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the laid-off engineer who decided to become a full-time comedian? "Every company in America needs to have 'fired drills.' The alarm goes off, you pack up your crap, you hug each other and you leave the damn building"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday, so Ted Cruz backer suggests drowning Girl Scout leaders
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Tue March 15, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This just in: The area in and around Los Angeles can claim the worst traffic in America - again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump fails to get a critical endorsement for the highly coveted banned from baseball for betting against his own team vote
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest American icon to close factories in pursuit of cheaper 3rd world labor: Oreo cookies
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"America would never accept restrictions like what the EU has in place, so why should Britain?" Wait, you're taking advice from the colonies now?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Today is both National Pi Day and National Potato Chip Day. Betcha can't eat just 3.1415926
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor speaking at Trump rally: Bernie Sanders needs to find Jesus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American IS member turns himself in to the Kurds. No word if Obama will still drone his ass anyways
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember the big deal the GOP made in 2012 about the 47% of Americans who didn't pay federal income tax? This year, The three GOP front-runners' tax plans would push that number to between 56-and 66% while only Sanders' plan would add taxpayers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since today is Pi Day and Thursday is St. Patrick's Day, let's watch some Irish people try American pies
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This video of Americans explaining dubstep is pissing off the entire internet
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Egotistical, chronic liar with legions of uninformed, sycophantic fans endorses egotistical, chronic liar with legions of uninformed, sycophantic fans
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump vows to "look into" paying the legal bills for the supporter who sucker-punched punched a protester
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff threatens to arrest "rascally" Apple CEO Tim Cook for his loyalty to terrorists and not America
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Captain America robs beauty store. Though to be fair, that looks more like Bucky Cap than traditional Steve Rogers Cap or the current Sam Wilson Falcon Cap
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Don Henley confirms America's greatest rock band is officially done
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Sat March 12, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Finally, some important news: JK Rowling reveals the history of American wizardry
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The next World Chess Champion could be an American for first time since Bobby Fischer. Checkmate, world
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is about to get cheaper. Not better, mind you, but cheaper
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Americans are too religious to vote for Sanders. Or any other socialist for that matter
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Caption these two North American leaders in a tender moment
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news: Donald Trump inspires America. Bad news: At least the xenophobes, the racists and the cosplayers
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(National Review)
 
 
 
It's Thursday, so it's time for the latest sure-fire genius plan to destroy Trump once and all: No sex for any of his supporter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How difficult is it to answer a "Yes" or "No" question? Share your answer with the rest of the class to the right
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
America is not drinking much foreign oil these days, but it's not because it's been drinking expensive ethanol
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War new trailer drops the mic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To save America, its citizens must vote for Trump over Clinton since Trump has stated he would nominate Supreme Court justices in the mold of Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating hits a three-year high of 50 percent as Americans start to realize that he might not be all that bad compared to his successor
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sorry Hillary, the Michigan Democratic primary shows that Americans are sick and tired of the 90's-style "gotcha" politics. No cookie for you
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The Iron Sheik gives his thoughts on the Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker trial. Naturally, they're as thoughtful and erudite as one would think
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Americans are increasingly choosing Olive Garden and Taco Bell over authentic food. Yo quiero comida italiana, por favor
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilots to CEO: 'We're tired of apologizing to our passengers for your crappy airline'
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Trump's personal voicemail hacked by Anonymous, changed to message recorded in voice of Shaggy. Trump responds by saying he would have got the presidency if it weren't for those meddling kids
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
American History X
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Tue March 08, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today, Hulk Hogan and a lawyer actually spent time in a court of law discussing the size of Hulk Hogan's penis. America's penal system, ladies and gentlemen
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five reasons the world is right to think Americans are crazy. Besides the 2016 election cycle
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