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500 headlines found matching 'America'
Wed November 22, 2017
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(Not Waffle House)
 
 
 
Serious discussion wanted here: What should be the first American restaurant to open a franchise in orbit? Subby's vote is for Waffle House. Not only is every Waffle House meal full of valuable neutrons, protons, and electrons, but they have gravy
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith and Mark Millar team up for new 'Kick-Ass' series
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sure the GOP tax bill raises taxes for 50% of Americans, but it will also return ten cents for every dollar spent
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I know there's really no such thing as "a new low" for the Trump administration, but their pick to run the 2020 census might just be that low. Bonus: Wrote how "competitive elections are bad for America"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump Administration's first "no" vote at the UN?: You guessed it, to a resolution condemning glorification of Nazis
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toyota is now in the position where Japanese-manufactured Camrys are cheaper to produce and sell in America than the domestically-made ones
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Bank of America is at it again
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For a minimum donation of only $10 you might become the NRCC's lucky conservative to receive an all expense paid weekend at the Trump Hotel in Washington, DC. #MakeAmericaGambleAgain
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There are three (or fewer) Iron Lung users left in America. Four if you count Mr Frump
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Surviving members of 'Linkin Park' get the Ford's Theatre treatment at the American Music Awards...AFTER winning for "Best Alternative Act"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Some Smart Guy)
 
 
 
Should Hillary Clinton be impeached? Let's ask the average American
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's love affair with digital media is finally at an end. And people laughed when I said I was still buying physical books, Blu-Rays, and CDs
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Sat November 18, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
New survey shows many American workers fake sick calls to get out of work, grass is green, water is wet
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Florida radio station holds a 'Win a Baby' contest ... and it's perfectly legal
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
Video
 
Author asks "What caused the opioid crisis?" Subby is going out on a limb here and guesses opioids
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
35-year-old time capsule found in Seattle's Space Needle. For non-Americans, around here, thirty five years is ancient history
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
I'm about to power the electrical grid for all of North America and possibly parts of South America too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Finance Committee approves GOP "Rob America to Pay Koch" plan
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeland Security's head of community outreach has history of expressing opinions on minorities that aren't very outreachy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby finally watched 'Captain America: The First Avenger' and questions the historical accuracy -- I don't think the Nazis had ray guns
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Senator Lisa Murkowski (AN-WR) just had her vote for the tax bill bought and paid for. That leaves McCain, Collins, and Johnson to save America. Yeah, we're pretty much boned
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The sight of angry white men destroying their own coffee machines seemed to be the perfect visual expression for Americans voting against their own self-interests
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden says all the internet memes about him and Obama were all true
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news, America: Eric and Don Jr. can once again legally bring endangered African animal parts home
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oracle being sued again for their awful treatment of staff. Surely they can see this coming?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pussy-in-Chief bolts from press conference rather than face questions about Roy Moore (w/video)
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP has figured out how to game the rules to smuggle through their beloved tax cut. Now all they have to do is figure out how to sell it to America
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
This is America. Freedom of speech does not exist here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Way to stay American, Russian talk radio
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After their meeting, Chinese President Xi Jinping asked Trump "Who is Roy Moore?" Trump told him they're an American restaurant that has the second greatest fried chicken
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former MI6 head of the Russia desk and secret American liberal, Chris Steele, is "70%-90%" sure the dossier is accurate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Porn star announces presidential run in 2020 with slogan "Make America F------ Awesome Again." Coolio named as her VP candidate. For real
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Singer on America's Got Talent received deaf threats. I SAID RECEIVED DEAF THREATS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's either lying then, or he's lying now...I think he needs to come clean to the American people"
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Tue November 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently President Trump thinks he knows the 'art of the deal', brands Asia trip a tremendous bigly $300 billion success
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Borat' fans busted for wearing mankinis in Kazakhstan. Is not nice (Is NSFW too)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does the astonishing and heroic win of Danica Roem, America's first openly transgender legislator, over self-styled "First Homophobe" Bob Marshall in Virginia mean? We need *more* unrestricted money coming into campaigns, not less
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If Americans weren't fat enough
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson breaks up with Steve Bannon
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The six seminal events that caused American politics to go batshiat crazy
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are making America again great for the second year in a row
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Mon November 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Because "share the wealth" has always been the mantra of American businessmen
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Russia has an agent in the White House. His name is Donald Trump. This is the United States of America and those in a position to utilize safeguards in place such as the 25th or Impeachment are not defending the constitution and it's disgusting"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why is it struggling American families exist everywhere except on TV?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The greatest archaeology treasures of North America are doomed to destruction by the American Taliban. Sorry, I meant the Trump administration
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Rich guy can't believe other rich guy ripped him off when he wasn't looking. Welcome to America
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Have you been to Disneyland in the last few weeks? Then you might have something in common with American Legion members circa 1976
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Look two families to the right. Look two families to the left. One in five American households have 'zero or negative' wealth
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stonehenge and 12 other world-famous tourist attractions that are smaller and less impressive when seen in person. "Honestly America, this is not a character assassination. But only you would build part of your national psyche around a boulder"
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Just how bad is the opioid crisis in America? Police in Arkansas are warning customers to wipe off grocery cart handles due to potential Fentanyl residue. UPDATE: Debunked by Snopes
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Fri November 10, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As if you needed another thing to lose sleep over, let me introduce you to NPR-A, America's Serengeti. Ryan Zinke wants to open it up for oil exploitation. Oil we don't need
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Last major selvage plant in America is set to close. What's selvage you ask? Just something you've been wearing most of your life
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
America's greatest rock band shares a live, never-before released performance of New Kid in Town from their 1976 tour
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Thu November 09, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Three classic Chinese-American restaurants in Central Phoenix have shut down, including loungey Seventies-era eatery that once served $1.75 dinners of "old fashion Chinese food" with authentic tiki cocktails and fortune cookies
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee points out how America's gun obsession is killing us all, further pressing the point by stating "Democratic victories are meaningless until we move on gun control and universal background checks"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson claims President Trump's flattery of China on trade was "tongue-in-cheek" and not somehow "foot-in-mouth" like usual
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"Some say Donald Trump's presidency does not present an existential threat to the American Republic. But after a year of MAGA, it has become clear that a disaster is unfolding whose consequences for humanity and decency will be substantial"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Seven-term Rep. Ted Poe (R-Texas) becomes the latest Republican to bail on reelection, possibly as his own law makes it impossible to serve Donald Trump, the greatest president in the history of mankind, properly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's almost beginning to feel like maybe, just maybe, NFL teams aren't really interested in hiring the best talent available. Just a hunch, you know
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump shows America is through being taunted by the dynamite monkey that is North Korea in Asia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian TV star and Putin crony comes to the defense of Harvey Weinstein, says "America has lost all humor when it comes to sex." WHAT?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congratulations, America - you and Syria are no longer the only countries on earth to oppose the Paris climate change agreement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds many Americans still dumb
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shalene Flanagan become first American woman to win New York City marathon in 40 years. She needs to stay away from me and let me be
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
An Australian perspective on America's gun fantasy. You know, the country that managed to control assault rifles
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Somewhere along the line poverty became a crime in America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2017 MLB MVP, Cy Young, Manager, Rookie of the Year finalists announced
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(Ballotpedia)
 
 
 
Best way to mark the anniversary of perhaps the dumbest day in American history: VOTE IN YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS. Yes, YOU
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Native American leaders in reference to extracting resources from their land: "Once you get it out of the ground are they going to make you put it back in there?" Native American leaders: "That's just crazy talk"
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like the first humans to the Americas came by boat so they could kelp themselves to its resources
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The biggest swindle in American history? College loans
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You must really suck at your job when not only do you get fired on your first day, your boss gets fired for hiring you
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Sat November 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When did America stop being great again?
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state is America's worst. Florida Man's weird crimes cited as main reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's the problem America, "The current air quality in the US is too clean for 'optimum health.'" - New EPA Science board member
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
GOP fact sheet about tax cut plan refers to Americans earning $450,000 a year as "low- and middle-income" (link fixed)
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
HIRE AMERICAN, and BUY AMERICAN
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 best BBQ joints in America. Do you have a favorite place to eat it? Any places you would recommend?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toughest job in American diplomacy? Nope, not the first person you thought of
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Twitter to House Intel Committee: Here is a list of Twitter accounts that were Russian trolls, oh and one random American guy we decided we don't like
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
What should we do with Native American artifacts unearthed by a storm? Seemingly unrelated pic provides an answer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In today's "you just can't make this shiat up" news: "American Alt-Right Leaves Facebook for Russian Site VKontakte"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Either a dead Powhatan Native American has returned 400 years later, or our president is a bit racist
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans think Trump committed a crime in regards to Russia. The other half don't think
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
American living in Australia stunned by his bill after a 3 day hospital stay
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee says she and America are disappointed in John Kelly, as he was "supposed to be the adult and the one we didn't have to watch like a hawk," but sadly the signs he was a racist were always there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just a quick reminder that the alt-right civil war against America starts this Saturday. You ready?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans are renouncing citizenship at a record pace. Thanks, Obama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is still mystified that you can buy guns in America but not dangerous things like sparklers, Haggis, and Kinder eggs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Once Putin undermined Hillary and helped get Donnie two scoops elected, they are now doing their best to undermine his administration. It's almost as if they hate America in general
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just that most Americans think we're currently at the lowest point in US history
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mormonism, Scientology, Trump. Why are some Americans so gullible?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Impeachment is now a very real fear for Trump allies in the White House, a great relief for 63% of Americans
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/1): An Akira box set, a pretty nifty-looking Batman hardcover, Captain America back to being a captain of America, plus, a Jetsons comic, for some reason
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook: Okay, so we had a bit of a rounding error (again), turns out we let Russian propaganda and disinformation reach over 150M Americans, or "More than the number of votes cast in 2016". Like we said, small ooopsie
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Non-smokers given extra paid time off to compensate for smoke breaks in one Japanese company. For Americans, 'paid time off' is when you get paid for not being at work
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For the record, the Founding Fathers designed the act of impeachment to protect America from someone with a corrupt, venal, inattentive and impulsive character
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Da, only on Fark.ru will you see great Russian bear beat small American turkey with cock. You watch, I show you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The average Californian drives 14k miles/year. If they average 20mpg they will use ~700 gallons of gas. 700 x .12 = 84. $84 per year is apparently enough taxation to cause a political upheaval. Perhaps Americans ARE too stupid to govern themselves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell won't let bills protecting Mueller on the floor of the Senate. Go f*ck yourself, Mitch. Signed, "Americans who are not traitorous pieces of shiat"
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(Quiz for Your Cause)
 
 
 
Long time Farker dbialac is launching Quiz for Your Cause by supporting the Red Cross's effort to help with relief for the victims of the 2017 hurricane season. All proceeds from the ads in the quiz game go to the American Red Cross
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
UN Environment Chief says that the US may meet its Paris goals despite Trump because the private sector is now driving the agenda and most American companies have decided to go green
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cougars are getting more common in North America, and attacks can happen in unexpected places, like in flight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
American Bar Association calls audible on Omaha lawyer nominated by Trump for the bench, making him the second Trump nominee to be deemed "not qualified"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was a terrible, horrible, no-good day for Two Scoops. But it was a GREAT day for America. Grab your popcorn and drinks and join us in the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"That whole "Scotch and Canadian is 'whisky' and Irish and American is 'whiskey'" thing is tedious, persnickety, ahistorical BS"
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Ya know things in America are farked up when the cops have to deal with too many leafblower complaints
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When danger reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled, brave brave alt-righters, brave alt-righters, brave indeed
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Sat October 28, 2017
(DeadState)
 
 
 
'Faith-based groups' will replace 'ineffective' U.N. humanitarian aid efforts - Mike Pence, Vice President of the United States
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, grocery store apples
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just another day in Alaska, the Australia of North America
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Fri October 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teddy Roosevelt attacked outside the American Museum of American History in NYC. Whereabouts of the Tablet of Akhmenrah, currently unknown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A nearly vanquished, insidious disease has crept back into American life this year. It's hopped from vessel to vessel with devastating speed and power. And, according to early reports, this virus is immune to all existing cures
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street loves electric cars, America loves trucks, and Fark, well you see, fark loves lamp
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bud light sales slip as Americans discover seltzer water
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What does it mean in this era of hating Muslims when Americans are trying more Islamic food? Halal if I know
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga outraged Trump is not putting America first
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he'd rather not Tweet, but he has to show Americans the truth
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(London Review of Books)
 
 
 
The Rorschach test was designed by an expert on Swiss phallic cults. It remains influential among Japanese marriage counselors, American courts, and prisons around the world. Here comes the questionable science (ooh, a butterfly)
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Yeah, T-Rex's silly little arms could slash the shiat out of you so stop laughing
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Talk about "through the Looking Glass". Kaspersky Labs, with ties to Putin, admits to lifting Top Secret NSA "hacking" code from an American computer. So, somehow, that makes it OK
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police seek help identifying boobs involved in bank robbery
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
American universities continue to demonstrate laser-like focus on education and definitely don't allow themselves to spend millions on frivolous matters
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Americans are so diabetic that a new Type 3 diabeetus had to be defined
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
2PM EST: House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on FFC oversight. Issue A is Net Neutrality
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When America sends food to Puerto Rico, they're not sending their best. They're sending Skittles. They're sending Cheez-Its. They're sending pudding cups. And some, I assume, is good food
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Majority of melanin deficient Americans feel they're discriminated against
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
North Korea could defeat America in three days
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In yet another blow to the retirement planning efforts of lower and middle class Americans, the cost of a Mega Millions lottery ticket is about to double
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the President of the United States of America. Take him, please
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles says the Las Vegas terror attack was carried out by: A) Agents of Obama and the Antifa; B) ISIS; C) A Gay/Lesbian Regime
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
America, that whizzing sound you just heard was China blowing by you in the quantum race at light speed
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nicaragua just signed the Paris Climate Accords, meaning only two countries remain that refuse to sign. One is a violent, divided country where guns are easily accessible and the dictator in charge thrives on hate and discord. The other is Syria
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Annie Leibovitz did many things, but the greatest of all might have been sleeping with every single member of America's greatest rock band
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Nye says his climate change education efforts have failed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bernie to America; Go local. Well at least he's got the truck farmers and pot growers vote
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans are retiring later and dying sooner. But at least they're sicker too
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Post-racial America has some splaining to do
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. McCain discusses Vietnam: "One aspect of the conflict, by the way, that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I do say, m'lady, that this divorce card of yours is quite stunning. Prithee, may I see your back painting and then perhaps inquire as to your interest in a rousing game of Puff Billiards or Battle Ball? Splendid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fast food study reveals Americans don't eat on Sundays, cows are happy
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
Sometimes we get what we deserve: Global Warming is going to kill off all the coffee trees
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Afraid to share a bathroom with a trans person? Laura Ingraham says that Depends
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everyone who has a right to an education in America, step forward NOT SO FAST PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to the upcoming winter forecast across America, who are you going to believe: Accuweather or the Farmer's Almanac?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says reporters shouldn't question four star generals. Of course, old Trump would disagree, mostly because old and new Trump's a mental case who takes every side whenever it seems like the right lie at the time. Yay America
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios thinks that George Soros orchestrated the economic collapse of 2008 in order to ensure Obama was reelected. You can read all about it in her new book, "I'm Batshiat Insane and So Are My Conspiracy Theories"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump writes a tweet linking Britain's crime rate with radical Islam that ends, "We must keep America Safe." Conservative MP Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson, shows the smackdown gene is inheritable, replying, "then fix gun control you daft twerp"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will British racing driver Lewis Hamilton kneel during the American anthem at F1's US Grand Prix?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: 10/10 ...... America: 4/10 ..... Who you gonna believe?
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hanoi Jane says she's not proud of America
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
No longer confined to the coasts, K-Pop infiltrates the heartland and inflames the hearts of real Americans. "We were within arm's length of people that we idolize. We went from being just fanboys and fangirls to going on beer runs for the idols"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones loses it over...you know what, I'm just gonna stop this headline right here
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
"Abuela, can you tell us about the heroic American who helped rebuild Puerto Rico?" "Well, child, there once was this TV show called 'Real Housewives of New York'"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Liberal tech companies" like Google and Facebook not only ran ads for the anti-immigrant, "Sharia law is coming to America" scare-group Secure America Now, but also worked closely with them to make their ads more effective and expand their reach
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America punished Chipotle for paying their employees a living wage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Long won't get paid this year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Americans With Disabilities Act may not have any legs to stand on if Congress gets its way
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Aww, Mnuchin just threatened the Senate and America; "Pass this tax bill--or else." HOW NICE OF YOU, STEVE
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Tue October 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
But don't call him a racist
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
One never knows what they'll find at American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists Museum. "Those are salad tongs. Just kidding. That's a lifter. For a uterus"
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
America, where is your God now? Morally speaking of course
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's 50 picks to have lifetime appointments to the federal bench include a man who asserted transgender children were evidence of "Satan's plan," one deemed unqualified by the American Bar Association and a handful of "prolific bloggers"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles has determined, through a series of assumptions and random words plucked from the Breitbart word cloud, that the Las Vegas terror attack was perpetrated by a Top Secret Government Death Squad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders predicts Trump will be so successful in the remainder of his term that Americans are "going to be begging for four more years of President Trump." 'Unlikely' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
North America's second-oldest Snow Monkey gets a promotion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This just in: American Conservative Christians are both power-hungry and terrible Christians; will turn the other cheek for a serial rapist, but don't you dare think about sex or abortions
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
EMP attack could kill 90% of all Americans in a year. However, it would also defeat the robot rebellion, allow Sarah Connor to keep her job
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin says parts of the income tax overhaul will be temporary. Like the part that assumes most Americans will still actually have an income
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want the most unique shopping experience in America? Forget Rodeo Drive or Fifth Avenue. Head for Columbus, Ohio. Bonus, they still have White Castles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
MSNBC answers the questions that nobody has been asking: "Why aren't NFL Cheerleaders taking a knee to protest"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Making America Great Again - by writing a cheerful letter to a daycare, asking them to fire a black worker because she is a scary eyesore
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween. Make America Great Again and Purge and Purify or Treat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's office refuses to buy Ford vehicles because A) they break down often B) they're gas guzzlers C) the NFL sucks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The dollar stores are betting that we are going to have a permanent underclass in America, based on the concept that the jobs went away, and the jobs are never coming back, and that things aren't going to get better in any of these places"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Excuse me. I thought this was America
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ingmar Bergman movies, heavy metal, eating rotten fish. Scandinavians love death. And now they've deathified spring cleaning
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Turkey's megalomaniac says his nation doesn't need America. Güle güle Felicia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Beret Nate Boyer's open letter to Kaepernick, Trump, the NFL and America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's war on the press is neither Republican nor conservative, it's downright anti-American
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Because of course I did, this phrase has outlived its relevance because of course it has. You can reply with snark, because of course you can. It will get red lit, because of course it will
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Can't find the perfect Halloween costume? The American Association for Nude Recreation is encouraging people to embrace the practice of body painting in lieu of costumes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every time Trump needs support, he calls on American Christian pastors, and they run to the White House to lay their hands on him and pray. One example: When news of Donald Jr.'s meeting with the Russians leaked, they were there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even insurance companies are now criticizing Trump for sabotaging Obamacare by pointing out that this will make it harder for people who need it to afford health insurance. driving up costs across the board
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Murray, Jan Vogler and friends school Trump about where Puerto Rico is in America while singing 'West Side Story'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New polls shows 80% of Americans, including 70% of Republicans and 76% of Independents, favor laws banning "assault weapons, high-capacity ammunition magazines and bump stocks". Sorry democracy, you've been outbid by the NRA, so that's not happening
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Leopard breeders now feel guilty about thrusting their face-eating machine upon America and the world
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU: "We also have to tell the Americans that their behavior on the Iran issue will drive us Europeans into a common position with Russia and China against the USA"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just took away your health care, and the health care of millions of Americans. Because fark us, that's why
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Record-breaking gas balloon odyssey ends in emergency landing in Labrador. Something something I had record gas in Labrador once something
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
China's 1 percenters are now worth as much as the GDP of the world's fifth-largest economy ...and the scales keep tipping...and the bubbles keep inflating
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Attractive and successful European-Americans? Researchers find that mutations that caused "white" skin originated in Africa. In unrelated news: All three Alt-right asses who actually read "Science" expected to jump out a high window
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"I'm proud to stand with Alex Jones and InfoWars." Well, there it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all day
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(Business Insider)
 
Video
 
President Trump shows respect for the American flag as only he could
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to allow girls to join. If only there had previously been some sort of organization to teach teamwork, knowledge and skill sets for young females. Perhaps even sell some sort of baked item for financial support
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Haunting photos of the death of the American dream
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
May you get a lagom amount of sleep tonight. If you're Scandinavian, you know exactly what we're talking about. If you're American, this concept is so foreign to you you're already reading the next headline
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There are a lot of proper and effective ways to teach students about slavery in America. Having them play a video game where they assume the role of a 14-year-old slave girl trying to escape a plantation may not be the most effective
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rapper Eminem goes on an anti-Trump rant at the BET awards
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blames America's growing debt on U.S. Foreign Aid, which makes up 1% or less of total spending, all while promoting a tax plan that will balloon the deficit
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Puerto Rican diaspora has begun with profound implications for America's political landscape
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Final day of World Cup qualifying. Who goes to the dance and who has to sit in the corner with the rest of the losers. Trinidad and Tobago vs. U.S at 8pm on BeIn Sports. Euro qualifiers at 2:45ET and South America at 7:30 ET
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"One of the 22 medically confirmed Americans injured by unexplained attacks in Havana [says] U.S. response to injured embassy personnel was handled 'poorly' and that their complaints were ignored by senior embassy leadership." There are "medically confirmed Americans"?
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro's website just posted an incredibly racist video about Native Americans on Columbus Day. Zap Rowsdower shakes his head in disappointment
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(IAVA)
 
 
 
62% of veterans support protests by professional athletes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The truth about Robert E. Lee? Not only was he a traitor who got his ass kicked by actual American patriots, but he really, really sucked at his job
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who's going to lead the Republican moderates now that the far-right has taken over the party? In related news: Wandering Republican moderates thought to be extinct have been spotted in America's northeast
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why yes, the North American Wife Carrying Championship was this weekend. All aboard
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
It's probably going to rain, so even though the NASCAR Tin Pot Catching Water Series is starting the Bank of America 500 at Charlotte early, we're still probably going to be watching hours of filler beginning at 12:30pm ET on NBC. Yes, real NBC
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Canada's Thanksgiving is completely different from America's Thanksgiving because nobody knows when to celebrate or why they're doing it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's review: the GOP made guns cheap and easy to get, but is making food and lodging expensive and out of reach for most poor Americans. That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it works out
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about American Gods season two but were afraid to ask because you saw what Wednesday did to Vulcan
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"We don't feel it's a reach for us to say Nazis are bad and un-American, and we're not worried about being on the right side of history here"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Kelly leave? Will we have a Sexy Rexignation? Will America ever hope to survive? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation/ Friday news dump thread
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ever have a hankerin' for a taste of Nicolas Cage? Well good news if you live in Japan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump reverses another Obama-era achievement, breaks America's 7+ year run of monthly job gains
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
American soccer experts speculate on fallout if USMNT chokes in its final two qualifiers and misses the 2018 World Cup
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can Mueller subpoena THESE? Ex-apprentice producer says they have Trump on tape saying "really unfathomably despicable words" and that Trump made remarks that were "very racist directed at African-Americans, Jewish groups and other minorities"
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
America's latest urban transportation boondoggle: streetcars. You will be unsurprised to learn that Detroit is Case Study #1
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains that NBC did not reach out to him when reporting on the Rex Tillerson story. Moron this as it develops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
30 percent of Americans have really boring jobs that a robot could probably do. 70 percent of Americans are delusional
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another corny tribute to the military
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oh wait, did we say 10M Americans saw the Russian Facebook ads? Yeah, bit of a rounding error. We meant 70M
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter: Did you really call Trump a "moron"? Tillerson: "I'm not going to deal with petty stuff like that." Trump: See? He totally didn't call me a moron
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(PBS)
 
 
 
57 percent of Americans don't think Trump is capable of leading during a global crisis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans are suffering from outrage addiction
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why is climate change feared around the globe by everyone but Americans?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could be any household appliance, what would you be and why?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm the first American president to visit Puerto Rico." Narrator: But, he wasn't
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yesterday was a great day in Puerto Rico if you're tone deaf
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
State Department: 'Sure we would like to vote against the death penalty for gays but we can't because America really likes killing people'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Republicans say, they don't care if everyone in America dies from gunshot wounds because that would be better than getting on the NRA's bad side
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What makes America great?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Loose lips sink ships. New hotness: non-navy Americans posting realtime USN ship positions on Twitter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Morrie wigs out
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
In the last 15 years, more Americans have been killed by homegrown right-wing extremists than by terrorists espousing Islamism. Hmm... perhaps we could... ban them from travelling, in some way?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Over 10M Americans saw the Russian ads that helped swing the election
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Mon October 02, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook: More loyal to protecting German election integrity than protecting American elections
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(Vox)
 
 
 
White American men are a bigger domestic terrorist threat than Muslim foreigners
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"On average, there is more than one mass shooting for each day in America"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of teams with Native American mascots as the Redskins take on the Chiefs. Will Washington pull off the upset? Or will Kansas City stay undefeated? It is your Monday Night Football thread and the fun starts at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(White House)
 
 
 
"How we treat our young people is a fundamental test of who we are as a society." - Donald J. Trump, on honoring Child Health Day, one day after Republicans in Congress let CHIP expire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In another unsuccessful bid to improve their image, Miami police union equates NFL protesters with Vegas shooter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three Americans win Nobel prize in medicine for work with circadian systems. You submitted a headline earlier, you farking morning person
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you had "Less than 24 hours" before Infowars called the Vegas shooting a 'false flag' designed to strip Second Amendment gun rights from Americans, come forward and claim your prize
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's the first Monday in October, which means we welcome back a fully armed and operational Supreme Court, ready and raring to go impose its will on America
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Huckabee-Sanders: "We can't find anyone to go on television and defend Trump's racism anymore." Paul Ryan: "Hold my beer and watch this"
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Will America's president turn out to be an unwitting tool of a foreign power? WIll Morty die? Tune in at 11:30pm ET for the The Rickchurian Mortydate season finale
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's too close to call at the box office as It, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, and American Made are all hovering around $16.5 million in a lackluster weekend. Flatliners flatlines at #5 with $5.5 million, Mother bottoming out to #10 with $1.3 million
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In Texas, homeowners fight with their HOAs over the right to park fully functioning World War II tanks in their driveways
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Sat September 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
American Idol finds the me they've been looking for
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when Captain America did those PSAs in Spiderman: Homecoming? Well, here's a young Chris Evans honing his PSA acting skills in a high-school film: Biodiversity: Wild About Life
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll says that just over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive and don't care what other people think. Subby can't be bothered with those numbers as he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The loneliest streets of dreams in America. Here I go again on my own (slideshow)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The nation that designed and built the Avro Arrow will now be looking to bolster their front-line Air Force fleet by scrounging for secondhand American aircraft from such military powerhouses as Australia and Kuwait
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm bored and started my application for the FBI. Probably going to get myself onto some list
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Air CEO says they'll "never lose money again", now that the four remaining airlines can collude and charge for everything short of cabin pressurization. For now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"This is bad for America, but great for us"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continues to become Trump's Katrina. Trump is still America's Katrina
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Imagine if all the pilots from "Top Gun" had gone into drug smuggling instead. Good. You, too, could have written "American Made"
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian FB activity "Ranged from posts promoting Black Lives Matter to posts promoting gun rights and the Second Amendment to posts warning about the threat undocumented immigrants posed to America". In other words: "Hey, old white people...BOO"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are some nit-pickers and naysayers who think that Neil Gorsuch giving a speech to the conservative Fund for American Studies AT the DC Trump Hotel doesn't display the "impartiality" one is supposed to expect of a Supreme Court justice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Joe Manchin (D-elusional): "I believe the president when he says it's not going to be a tax cut for the rich"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Time to let your Soul Glo again as sequel to "Coming to America" announced
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America's unhealthy amount of sleep every day should keep you up at night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insane Nazi seeking revenge against America recruiting soldiers. Oddly, not the plot of the next Captain America movie
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump refuses to allow more aid to Puerto Rico after devastating Hurricane Maria because it would be bad for American businesses. UPDATE: They can have the aid, but only for ten days
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(White House)
 
 
 
"We are not going to allow the death tax to steal away the American Dream from these great, great families*, many of which are in this room today." (*Affects 0.2% of estates)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are caught in crippling debt thanks to states that are taking away driver's licenses and putting them in a circle of despair
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Many of those American Muslims supporting Trump on social media were neither American nor Muslim
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesteryear's hobo was a hard-working American who lived by a strict moral code and traveled the country in search of honest jobs and freedom, not like the bums of today
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Unpatriotic disrespect of American traditions continues to spread when 1st grader takes the knee during class Pledge of Allegiance. Oh, Hell yeah, hilarity ensues
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wife of 'American Douchebag' to the NFL: "You have lost me." NFL: "Well, bye"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fresh out of farks to give, Sen. McCain says that Trump is wrong on the NFL protests, as it is their right to do as they want as American citizens
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
If Fark were the American Film Institute, this would be the AFI Top 13 Films
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(Salon)
 
 
 
This year's hot Halloween costume that will Make America Great Again? Sexy Border Patrol Officer
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Honest Trailers does 30th anniversary ST:TNG. Subby declares it is the best tribute to the series EVAR, and vanilla vodak is best vodak
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Still time to get your Oktoberfest on by heading out to one of the top biergartens in America
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea: "We reserve the right to shoot down any American bombers we see." South Korea: "Actually, it doesn't appear that your radars saw them flying up your coast at all"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
According to Jon Lester, nachos are a large part of what is ruining America today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's demands, the Senate will not be holding a vote on killing millions of Americans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shep Smith passionately defends the NFL and its players against Fox News viewers who have no idea why they're protesting, like the president
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has finally sent out a tweet expressing his heartbreak and concerns for his fellow Americans in Puerto Rico saying he is having trouble holding back tears looking at the images of America's humanitarian crisis
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"The American dream has turned into a nightmare for some people who are trying to run their own business through a multilevel-marketing company." Obvious tag will let you join its sales team for just $6423
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones and The Dallas Cowboys--who are America's team--all knelt before the national anthem in a huge f*ck you gesture to Trump
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
As the US ratchets up pressure on countries seeking nuclear weapons, it's worth noting that Los Alamos, a key facility for manufacture and testing of American nukes, has a Homer Simpson-esque safety record
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Because American junk food needs to explore new frontiers, Hostess adds White Fudge Ding Dongs and Peanut Butter Ho Hos to nationwide lineup. There is no Twinkie defense
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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer says Trump's "damned wall" will not be the symbol American immigration is known for; it will remain the Statue of Liberty
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FEMA tweets out phone number for phone sex...which isn't the worst option
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The season is winding down, but there's one more sprint race to go. IMSA heads out to Laguna Seca for the penultimate round of the season, the America's Tire 250. Coverage starts at 5pm ET on FS1 and IMSA.tv
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most sought-after job in America pays $110,000 a year - if you have this skill. And the best part about learning this skill? It's free
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The scariest part of the most recent polling is that one out of three Americans consider a preemptive nuclear strike against North Korea a good idea. Is it too late to emigrate somewhere safer...like Mars?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wonder why I never saw that coming
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Home Depot is trying become the official sponsor of Mexico-America wall, what should their new slogan be?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Join me in wishing a happy 68th birthday to America's greatest rock and roll musician, Bruce Springsteen. LIKE A BOSS
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Romero Institute research finds that using alcohol to medicate social anxiety can backfire. "Because alcohol is often readily available in social situations, it's an understandable coping strategy"
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma ventriloquist wins America's Got Talent with double-dummy performance, announces she will be joining the Golden State Warriors next season
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former law professor: Roy Moore is sugar in America's gas tank
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European and North American visitors flock to the UK in record numbers, enjoying their improved spending power offered by the weak pound post-Brexit vote. Leavers fail to appreciate irony
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(Facebook)
 
Video
 
Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the North Korea leader is going to be tested like never before. Unclear if Un is going to be taking the SAT, MCAT or LSAT
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I have not knowingly lied to the American people," he lied
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics' first guidance document on tattoo and piercing safety to the left. Pictures of your saggy and wrinkled teenage regerts to the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activists demand that racist Native American tapestry be taken down. Pawnee city officials say that it's part of their history and it should remain up
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Think John Kelly's facepalm was hilarious, check out Zimbabwe's reaction to Trump's speech
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney's Moana is connecting a generation of young New Zealanders to their Maori heritage. Past Disney movies still primarily connect white American girls to their inner bratty princess
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl publishes her first peer-reviewed science paper. Here comes the half-pint science
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So you're saying we're farked, Jeb?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Too lazy to go out and punch Nazis in real life? This trailer for the upcoming game Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus will let you do it from your couch (not safe for work)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore thinks every American should get a bullet between the eyes because they don't love Jesus enough. He'll most likely win in a landslide
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Rocket man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime," he said. "The United States is ready, willing and able - but hopefully this will not be necessary." - Trump's first UN address, everyone
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's campaign on his racist 'Reds and yellows fighting' comment: "That's right. It's a song lyric from Sunday School"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump be coherent? Will he get boos from the EU countries? Will he embarrass America in front of everyone? THIS is your Trump Address to the UN thread (Live now)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Sure, we all remember 'Spider-Man' and 'The Incredible Hulk,' but do you remember that Dr. Strange and Captain America also had their own television shows in the 1970s?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump to travel to Alabama in hopes of getting a little Strange
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's as if thirty-million Americans suddenly cried out in panic and then coughed themselves to death. Christ, I'm surrounded by assholes. I also may have mixed my movie quotes
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
America on Spiceweasel's Emmy cameo: "TOO SOON"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Disgusting and reprehensible': GOP pundit scorched for minimizing Trump's violent tweets as 'jokes'
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Sun September 17, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
News: Four American women are victims of acid attack in France. Refreshing: Not terrorism, just some crazy lady
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