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Fri April 19, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Best to slow down in this "SCOHOL" zone
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Thu April 18, 2019
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
According to the CDC, raw tuna's been linked to a Salmonella outbreak. Chances are that if you were going to, you knew that already
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Oh hail no
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Cross-stitch. Level: Extreme ninja master
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Wed April 17, 2019
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Finally, South Carolina ranks near the top in something
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Tue April 16, 2019
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Juve host Ajax on a draw, Barca have ManU and a slim lead. Porto have Liverpool and a 2 goal cushion. Spurs are stuck in Manchester thru the weekend and a goal lead. Who will advance. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Thread. Kickoff is at 3 pm EDT
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Grieving family builds roadside memorial to teen killed in car accident so convoluted, so serpentine, so bilious neighbors complain, demand its removal. "It just brings us comfort. You know, talk to Zach and talk to God and do what we need to do"
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Mon April 15, 2019
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man fires gun at Ceiling Cat and misses
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Thu April 11, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Girl finds big brother in birthday present, reacts accordingly
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Wed April 10, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Woman goes to ax-throwing venue. Woman throws ax at target on wall. Ax rebounds and comes screaming toward her head
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Tue April 09, 2019
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the first leg of the round of 8. On Tuesday, Spurs host City while Liverpool host Porto at 3 pm EDT. On Wednesday, ManU host Barca while Ajax host Juve at 3 pm EDT. Who will make it to the semi-finals? This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion
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Mon April 08, 2019
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
If you find yourself being assaulted by a psychic dolphin, just know that somewhere, Putin is chuckling Sovietly at your misfortune
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Sat April 06, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
WV mom with gun stops Egyptian man from kidnapping her daughter in mall. ummmmmmm Correction: WV mom arrested for reporting event that never happened
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Fri April 05, 2019
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins had only 5,900 fans for a game against the Mets. Most from people who just wanted to cool down from the Florida heat with the breeze coming off both teams' bats
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida man robs Police Federal Credit Union. And, surprisingly, gets away
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Tue April 02, 2019
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sesame Street has been on TV for fifty years and here are the photos to prove it
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Mon April 01, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enable your flash and play the hilarious Frog in a Blender
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Dammit, Barry. What timeline are we in now?
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Fri March 29, 2019
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baltimore Orioles, who lost 115 games last year, now on pace to lose 162
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 219, Saad Awad vs Brandon Girtz, Daniel Straus vs Shane Kruchten. Prelims stream at 8 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Paramount Network, postlims stream at 11 PM ET. Also LFA 63 at 9 PM ET on AXS TV
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Thu March 28, 2019
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
"Uncivilized, shameful, and scandalous" - behavior of Miley Cyrus at charity function, description of Florida man at Disney World, or participants and fans at Chinese marathon?
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"This time, however, she was not found alive. "
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man dies after fight at appropriately-named Redneck Mud Park
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
How's your bracket looking? We start the Round of 32 at 12:10 PM ET with Maryland and LSU. Will Drew's team wallop Wofford? Will Purdue get by Villanova? Will Kansas tame the Auburn Tigers? Any big upsets today? Let's do this
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Fri March 22, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While March Madness is going on, there are two games on for Friday Night. Will the Capitals tame the Wild? Will the Sharks devour the Ducks? Who will be the big start tonight? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 218 Emmanuel Sanchez vs Georgi Karakhanyan II, Linton Vassell vs Valentin Moldavsky. Prelims stream at 6:45 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network. Also LFA 62 at 9 PM ET on AXS TV
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Thu March 21, 2019
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Seafaring raccoon rescued while swimming in Sarasota waters"
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Wed March 20, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Man begs stubborn koala to 'please' get out of his car -- koala is not having it
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
And as the flood waters receded, a miracle appeared before them
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Tue March 19, 2019
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Did you know that in Tennessee the person who braids your hair is a licensed professional and is required to undergo 300 hours of training? Sounds racist
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Sun March 17, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Patrick's Day hockey is here. Can the Islanders tame the Wild? Can the Penguins bounce back and beat the Flyers? Who will have the luck of the Irish today? The puck drops at 3 PM ET
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Sat March 16, 2019
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Giant South American lizards moving into Georgia. I for one welcome our new redneck lizard overlords
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Fri March 15, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beware the Ides of March, and check out these six Friday Night Hockey games as well. Top matchups include Flyers-Leafs, Canes-Jackets, and Knights-Stars. Are you feeling the playoff fever yet? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man trying to transport 10 pounds of meth from Montreal to Calgary gets busted when his navigation system tells him to make a left onto that bridge going into Michigan
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
33% of the kids in the US now have back pain. 100% of them will be telling you about it in another 35 years or so
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(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
I said LAST CALL
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Round of 16 draws to a close with Juve & Atletico or Citeh & Schalke today, Barca & Lyon or Bayern and Liverpool on Wednesday. Which clubs will advance? Find out at 4:00 pm EDT both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS Discussion Thread
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Sun March 10, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey brings us five games with the matchups being Wings-Panthers, Jets-Caps, Bruins-Pens, Knights-Flames, and Kings-Ducks. Will lots of goals be scored? Will Pierre ever shut up? The fun begins at 5 PM EDT
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Focus fire focus is fired fire fighter living with mom
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Sat March 09, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Family is upset 72-quart cooler is not suitable for 5-year-old to play hide-and-seek in
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Fri March 08, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four fun Friday Night hockey games in store for us with matchups being Wild-Panthers, Devils-Capitals, Jets-Hurricanes, and Canadiens-Ducks. Not much else to say so the party begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining Kingdom Hearts' story to coworkers It's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Slime Rancher free @ Epic Games store. What have you been playing? Side note: game(s) you wish they'd make another of? HL3? Alpha Centauri 2?
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Wed March 06, 2019
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Columbus Destroyers Arena Football team searching for woman to fill the role of new team mascot, "Captain Destroyer"
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Tue March 05, 2019
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is that a $ 4,000 bottle of Remy Martin liquor in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tuesday Night hockey brings us ten contests that could be crucial to a team's playoff push. Top games include Canes-Bruins, Panthers-Penguins, Jets-Lightning, and Wild-Predators. Let's do this hockey thing at 7:00 PM ET
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Not news: Pilot crashes banner plane. Florida: into a condo building. Phrasing: "..he impacted so many people's lives"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey brings us eight contests with the top matchups being Capitals-Rangers, Flyers-Islanders, Jets-Jackets, and Predators-Wild. Will Pierre ever shut up? The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET on NBC
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Sat March 02, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saturday hockey brings us ten games with the top matchups being Sabres-Leafs, Pens-Habs, and Stars-Blues. How about the mismatch between the Sens and the Bolts? The action begins at 1 PM ET
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
There's driving drunk and hitting a car, but you're really upping your game when you hit 41 cars. In a row
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Upset with Jehovah's Witness on beach, Florida Man lets his dog chew on the guy's religious material. Not surprisingly, the dog couldn't swallow any of it either
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Thu February 28, 2019
(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
"The Florida Department of Transporation didn't know about the misspelling until ABC Action News called asking questions"
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"How Florida weeds out questionable personalized license plates." The issue seems basicoontil you realize it's more than a biatchallenging to allow free expression yet block attempts to pushiat too far
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us five games that seem to be mostly mismatches with the games being Oilers-Leafs, Flames-Devils, Lightning-Rangers, Canucks-Avalanche, and Blackhawks-Ducks. Let's do it anyway when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"One suspect was described as a tan and white, older and chubby French bulldog named Butterbean. A search of animal hospitals and shelters turned up a file, but they would not provide more information as the incident did not directly involve him"
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Tue February 26, 2019
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China can now detect spies from the Ministry of Silly Walks
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Mon February 25, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
You know that time you had a make out session to Barry White? Yeah, but not in the back of a police car
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Sun February 24, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday will bring us six exciting hockey games for you puckheads that can't get enough. Top games include Rangers-Capitals, Stars-Blackhawks, and Blues-Wild. The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET
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Sat February 23, 2019
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
God bless pups, everyone
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Subway becomes subterranean
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man steals rare coins worth over $33,000, fences them through local change machines for face value, after modest service charge
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Newman impressed
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the anti-white racist words spray painted on a church may not have been done by a black person but "honky" and "white devil" sound like maybe whoever did it learned about black people slang from watching The Jeffersons
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Thu February 21, 2019
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Unusual plowing technique leaves 30 blocks of Normal Blvd shorn clean of mailboxes
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Wed February 20, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four Wednesday Night Hockey games are on tap with the matchups being Blackhawks-Red Wings, Jets-Avalanche, Islanders-Flames, and Bruins-Knights. Get your goon juice ready as the puck drops at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN. For the love of God, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
On Tuesday, it's Barça at Lyon or Bayern Munich at Liverpool at 3 pm EST. On Wednesday, Juventus is at Atletico Madrid and Man City is at Schalke at 3 pm EST. The Round Of 16 rolls on. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines cancels 100s of flights because, if managers don't schedule aircraft maintenance, the maintenance schedules itself
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Tue February 19, 2019
(fark cancer)
 
 
 
Sometime TFer Dr Dreidel's mother-in-commonlaw (gf's stepmom) passed away this weekend after TWICE beating pancreatic cancer. LGT registration for NJ's PurpleStride 2019 (fundraiser walk, 10 November). Love you Paula, thanks for the memories
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
High angle rescue offered as an add on attraction at Sea World San Diego
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Sat February 16, 2019
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Michael "Venom" Page vs Paul Daley, Roy "Big Country" Nelson vs Mirko Crocop. Prelims stream at 7:30 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on the DAZN streaming service
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why did outhouses always have a crescent moon incised in their door? (A Feller Named Clyde)
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday night MMA: Bellator 215, Matt Mitrione vs Sergei Kharitonov. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network. Also Invicta FC 34, Vanessa Porto vs Pearl Gonzalez, starting 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Virginia is for lovers. Of porn projected on the garage door, that is
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Hoping to date that next Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy or Menendez brother, then we have the dating website for you
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Some Arena Rock Star)
 
 
 
Are you the Cincinnati 'Foreigner' fan that inspired "Juke Box Hero"? Your deadline's today to join them at the premiere of their musical. Cincinnati fans of "The Who" get a free tirepump
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Dr. Ruth wants an Oscar. Also, Dr. Ruth is still alive
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Wed February 13, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey only has two games for us to drink our goon juice too. Will the Penguins fend off the Oilers? Will the Ducks beat the Canucks in a battle of teams with rhyming names? Let's get it on at 8 PM ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Tue February 12, 2019
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Round Of 16 kicks off its first leg at 3 pm EST Tuesday with Roma vs Porto and Man U vs PSG. On Wednesday, it's Spurs vs Dortmund and Ajax vs Real Madrid, again at 3 pm EST. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because nothing sticks it to your ex like eating alone at Hooters on Valentine's Day
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Sun February 10, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Smoking can kill, but usually not this fast
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Damn, Son
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing Gandhi to put down the nuclear football it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Axiom Verge for free. What have you been playing? Side note are you planning to get a new PC/upgrade parts this year? Tell us
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Wed February 06, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have the battle of Ontario with the Senators and Maple Leafs. We also have an Original Six battle with the Bruins and Rangers. Will they bring us some of the season's best highlights? Wednesday Night Hockey starts at 7:30 PM ET. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Willie's Remedy)
 
 
 
Just in time for St. Valentine's Day, Willie Nelson releases hemp-infused product line, Willie's Remedy. So get that special someone some buds instead of plain roses. Chocolates will never taste the same
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Mon February 04, 2019
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Legislator submits bill to ban local governments from banning plastic straws since they're not biodegradable like paper straws are. "They just want to look as if they are sensitive to the environment, so they passed the bill"
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Sat February 02, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Some enjoy country living where the only controversy is a local bar's display of a pantless mannequin next to a school bus stop. "'Mommy, why is there a half-naked lady attached to a pole?"
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Fri February 01, 2019
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Camping in the Ocala National Forest could prove interesting as the US Navy will be dropping live bombs this weekend
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Thu January 31, 2019
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
7-Eleven plays awful high-pitch sound to get loiterers out
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What's a 14-year-old girl do when lovesick, but doesn't have transport to see boyfriend? She orders pizza for next door neighbor, steals vehicle while pizza guy delivers order
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Wed January 30, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey only brings us two games but they will be great. Will the Lightning strike the slumping Pens? Or will Pittsburgh find their groove again? Will the Stars shine against the Sabres? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Tue January 29, 2019
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Still no cure for canc....wait, what?
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Mon January 28, 2019
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
♬ People always told me be careful what you do / Don't go around throwing rocks at cars / Mama always told me be careful what you post / Don't Tweet it like a fool, 'cause the cops will come for you, hey-ey / Stupid teens are caught rock throwers...♬
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Sat January 26, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let the NHL All-Star Games begin The Central Division takes on the Pacific Division at 8:15 PM ET, The Metro Division takes on the Atlantic Division at 9:15 PM ET. The Final Round once they finish. Which division will win? NBC will carry the action
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: The Heavyweight Gran Prix finals, with Ryan Bader vs Fedor Emelianenko. Also Aaron Pico vs Henry Corrales and some former WWE guy vs a tomato can. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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Wed January 23, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey has six games for us with Capitals-Leafs, Coyotes-Canadiens, Wild-Avalanche, Predators-Knights, Blues-Ducks, and Canes-Canucks. Is it the All-Star Break yet? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Tue January 22, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Dick Camp uses his dick to dicker his wife into dicking up her job so he can build a camp for dicks. Dick
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Fri January 18, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is how we do it, it's Friday night, and I feel all right for hockey. Games include Leafs-Panthers, Habs-Jackets, Isles-Caps, Sens-Canes, Wings-Flames, Pens-'Yotes, and Sabres- Canucks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
AeroMexico gives a master class in trolling
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Key West to ban straws... er wait, sunscreen?
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Wed January 16, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us five intriguing matchups with Avs-Sens, Bruins-Flyers, Sabres-Flames, Oilers-Canucks, and Sharks-Coyotes. Which game are you watching? Will Pierre ever shut up? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Hair appointment delayed by gossip? Time for Florida Woman to handle it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From a Farker who helps run a food bank, here's how people impacted by the shutdown can get food assistance (DIT)
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Officer: Are you driving drunk, sir? Driver: No, sir, this is Michigan. I'm avoiding the potholes
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Wed January 09, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only three but interesting games for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Predators pounce all over the Blackhawks? Can the Avalanche put out the Flames? Can the Senators conquer the Ducks? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP ALREADY, PIERRE
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Mon January 07, 2019
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Protip: If the guy you met on that dating site hasn't responded to your first 158,999 texts, the 159,000th probably won't bring him around. Also, "I'd make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones" is probably not a turn-on
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Sun January 06, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seven hockey games to cap off this exciting weekend include the top matchups of Capitals-Red Wings, Stars-Jets, and Blackhawks-Penguins. Still have some goon juice left? The puck drops at 1 PM ET. Will you SHUT UP, PIERRE?
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Sat January 05, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While the NFL Playoffs are on, don't forget about hockey. Top games include Sabres-Bruins, Predators-Canadiens, and Lightning-Sharks. Do you have your goon juice ready? The puck drops at 1 PM ET
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's January 3. Congress is back in session and it's my birthday. Hoist a glass in my honor and tell me what you're drinking. LGT what I plan on drinking once the sun is past it's zenith
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Wed January 02, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us six incredible games. Matchups include Canucks-Senators, Flames-Red Wings, Penguins-Rangers, Devils-Stars, Sharks-Avalanche, and Oilers-Coyotes. The night begins at 7:00 PM ET and as always SHUT UP PIERRE
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Aspen Daily News)
 
 
 
So it only took the guy a screwdriver to steal $800,000 in jewelry? That's some solid security there, Lou
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