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257 headlines found matching 'Ald'
Thu August 27, 2015
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, Kochblocker
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(52)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Megyn, I get that that's the question you want to ask. That's also the question every mainstream media liberal journalist wants to ask." Ted Cruz does his best Donald Trump
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(106)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That big lead for Donald Trump in the polls? Yeah, it's probably as real as his hair
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(112)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush (R) claims presidential candidate Donald Trump (R) "does not really have a plan and only appeals to peoples' angst and their anger". In other words, best 21st century GOP material
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Wed August 26, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
A populist candidate capitalizes on voters' discontent and wins the presidency. Donald Trump in 2016? No, Andrew Jackson in 1828
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(62)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells Chinese President Xi Jinping: For your upcoming visit, no state dinner for you, you get "McDonald's hamburger" for you have sucked all our jobs and money out of the country
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney will become the 45th president of the United States because of Donald Trump
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump picks up the coveted David Duke "Best Candidate of the Lot" endorsement
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study of family trees reveals that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are distant cousins, one pantsuit twice removed
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(30)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Donald uses Jeb's mother's words against him. Dude, low blow
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(122)
 
(ivn.us)
 
 
 
"Drew Curtis says Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump changed the game for Independents like him"
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to Megyn Kelly's return to Fox News as only he can, saying she "needs to take another unscheduled eleven day vacation"
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(201)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is going to make China pay for the recent stock market crash
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(158)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump softens a bit, says his planned Great Wall of America would have a door built in for "all the good people"
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(64)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee when asked about Donald Trump: "...the dumbest thing a candidate can do right now is give him more coverage by answering all the Trump questions"
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(50)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Against all odds, Donald Trump is still at the top of the GOP heap, and it appears nothing can dislodge him from the top, and media and political pundits are concerned because they have no clue how the farce will end
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(457)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump 2016: It's all about ME
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(42)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Obsessed fan of quirky early-'80s MTV videos tries to track down That Guy who keeps recurring in various clips from ABC, Bonnie Tyler, Haircut 100, Donna Summer, The Fixx, Billy Joel, and others. It's a dead Baldwin
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(29)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: This Mexican immigrant stood up to me and my racist comments in a video, "check his file"
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(165)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In today's 'Donald Trump said WHAT?' files: "I'm gonna have to scare the Pope"
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 2016 GOP sideshow continues as Donald Trump trades insults with Jeb Bush at a townhall, neither of whom can believe it's gone this far
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought Donald Trump's vocal cries for ending birthright citizenship for immigrant children is a new idea, you haven't been paying attention; the GOP has been trying to do this for years
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Wed August 19, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh explains to his listeners how Donald Trump helped him find his Special Purpose
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(53)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has sparked a Republican civil war
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(146)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Dad claims his daughter's McDonald's Happy Meal Super Mario toy is a wanker that performs sex acts
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(48)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump stakes out a position that I think we can all get behind
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(54)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Politics, schmolitics, wanna see Donald Trump's face on a ham leg?
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(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As President, Donald would revoke his grandfather's citizenship, which would have removed Donald's father and Donald's citizenship, making Donald ineligible for office, and subby just got stuck crosseyed
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is so far ahead of the rest of the GOP field that no one knows what the hell to do to stop the charade
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Mon August 17, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm you, but it turns out that Donald Trump's immigration plan might not be based in reality
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(114)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Norm MacDonald replaces Darrell Hammond, takes over the coveted role of creepy Colonel Sanders
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(149)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter, who says abortion is murder, doesn't care if Donald Trump "wants to perform abortions in the White House"
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(82)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "Lemme make one thing clear, I am not like Donald Trump," His campaign isn't like Obama's. His supporters aren't like Paulites. His shot at winning isn't like Dean's
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(113)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oswald's gravestone will be returned back...and to the left, Oscar Pistorius' cattle grid, and Barry Bonds finds a sport where there's absolutely no doping: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/9 - 8/15
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, what can finally put an end to the current six-year bull market, the fourth longest in U.S. history? Wall Street: "Two words - Donald Trump"
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Sun August 16, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Crisis averted: neither Hillary nor The Donald had a corndog at the state fair. America breathes a sigh of relief
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(132)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Donald Trump does appeal to a lot of voters, even Democrats
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Sat August 15, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Want to build a real-life Death Star? One simple trick to destroying an Alderaan-like planet
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(27)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump expects to face Joe Biden as Hillary's email scandal will force her out: "I hear this thing is big league. Why did she do it? You use the server? What the hell was she doing? I think she was guarding herself from the President"
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The best of Donald Trump's TV commercials (aka... the Bloviator edition)
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(5)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to buy an anti-Donald Trump domain name, you're probably out of luck. Donald Trump has bought more than 3,000 URLs
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(66)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is sullying what otherwise would be an impressive and most talent-rich Republican nominee field ever
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(84)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston says he loves what Donald Trump is doing - even though he has "terrible ideas and would be a horrible president"
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(62)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's increases the size of its Quarter Pounder from 4 ounces to 4.25 ounces. U.S. customers can now cut back to ordering only four instead of five
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump resists multi-syllabic words and complex sentence construction. Language assessment profile says he talks like a third-grader"
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Thu August 13, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
"By the way, do you want to hear about the night I fired Donald Trump?"
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lee Harvey Oswald's gravestone returned to Texas, will be placed back...and to the left
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(66)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
McDonald's plans to shrink by 59 U.S. locations this year. First time that "McDonald's" and "shrink" have ever been used in the same sentence
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(40)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump isn't as batsh*t crazy as you think, he's actually been pretty spot on about some things
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(95)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura thinks it would be swell if Donald Trump would make him relevant again and pick him to be his VP running mate
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(74)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Analysis shows Donald Trump models his presidential campaign after a) the campaign of Ronald Reagan, b) the campaign of Barack Obama, c) pro-wrestling
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(90)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French McDonald's apologizes for ban on feeding homeless, says everyone should have the right to eat nasty American food
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Science teacher drops 60 lbs. eating only McDonald's, but wait until you hear how he beat cocaine
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Donald Trump speaks in Birch Run, Michigan, actually explains how he will get stuff done: The Wall, Obamacare, trade negotiations with China and Mexico, the Auto industry, AND JOBS, DON'T FORGET JOBS, you're fired
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk college student, looking for an extension on his paper, emails his professor, tells him he loves him, is "sorry that u r bald" and offers to hook him up with a girl. Fark: He gets the extension
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(32)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There's much more to Colombia than Juan Valdez's giant mountain of coffee
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(14)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
What happens when you ask IBM's Watson to analyze the personalities of Donald Trump, Gary Busey and Kanye West through their words? We learn that computers can cry real tears
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(78)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today - Megyn Kelly: "I won't be cowed by Donald Trump." Tomorrow - Donald Trump: "Speaking of cows"
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(115)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling sues TMZ for him losing the Los Angeles Clippers. Let's go to the video tape
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Women have been live-Tweeting their menstrual cycles directly to Donald Trump as a response to his abhorrent, sexist comments about Megyn Kelly
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert says he can't wait to make 'Late Show' jokes about The Donald. "Right now, I'm just dry-Trumping"
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin: "I agree with Donald Trump. Fox News President Roger Ailes said he hired my mom 'because she was hot and got ratings.' Chris Wallace said he hoped she'd sit in his lap"
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(156)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: the chickenhawk of the War on Women
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(42)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he's owed an apology from Megyn Kelly
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(207)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Some liberal media outlet on Donald Trump: He's no P. T. Barnum, he's Neidermeyer from Animal House. Wait, sorry, it's the National Review
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(147)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Bomb technician called to McDonald's to dispose of a McGrenade
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(46)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Guess we need Bill Maher to tell us how big of a jackass Donald Trump is
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(44)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh believes there is a GOP conspiracy to make Donald Trump look foolish. Yeah. As if there needs to be an 'organized conspiracy' to make him look like that
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(170)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's comments about Megyn Kelly get him dropped from a significant event
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(344)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump on Megyn Kelly's mean questions to him: "There was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her... wherever"
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(388)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If every B1G team was a republican presidential candidate. And yes, you already know which team is The Donald of the Big Ten
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(14)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Aldon Smith arrested for DUI, now on track to break NFL's 'Career Arrests' record. Raiders reportedly interested in a contract buyout
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(42)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's has unveiled its restaurant of the future. And now we know why in the future all restaurants are Taco Bell
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(61)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"No, seriously officer, the sheep and I are just running down to McDonald's for a cheesburger and some fries. She really loves their fries. I mean, doesn't everybody?"
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A list of all the people and nations Donald Trump insulted last night
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(174)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump learns a disturbing truth: People are only nice to him when he pays them and, even worse, sometimes people who aren't on his payroll will actually say unkind things (gasp) to his face. How DARE they?
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Thu August 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's hair has frightened the squirrel and overloaded the Fark servers. GOP clusterfark discussion continues here
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(2010)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Leave it to a professional comedian to perfectly sum up the absurdity of the current political landscape. D.L. Hughley " taking Donald Trump seriously in a debate, is like Flavor Flav winning a spelling bee"
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(110)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Bald eagles swarm into Indiana to feast on the entrails of state's last thousand democrats
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
92 year old woman who has registered to vote for the first time explains why she is voting for Donald Trump. Senility however, is not listed as one of the reasons
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(104)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Looking for some fast food in Iran? You can choose from "Mash Donald's", "Pizza Hat" or "ZFC"
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(88)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After three months, McDonald's puts its unsold Third-Pound sirloin burgers in the same freezer as its Mighty Wings
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(72)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
This is the only GOP debate drinking game you need, because it's all about Donald Trump
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Mexico will pay for his Texas Wall because he says so
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(198)
 
(Cryptome)
 
 
 
The History of Donald Trump's hair. Proceed at your own risk
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(78)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity puts 26 GOP voters in the same room and asks them to discuss Donald Trump. Thunderpdome ensues
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Emerging as the clear front runner for "most strained analogy of 2015" Bloomberg says it would take a Lambeau Field half full of Scott Walkers to equal the net worth of one Donald Trump
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(34)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
More proof that Donald Trump is irrevocably changing the direction of the Republican primary race: Ted Cruz releases a video where he cooks bacon by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and then opens fire
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(191)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The GOP presidential candidates who will participate in the Fox debate are: Donald Trump
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(238)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New poll from the Duh Institute: Donald Trump "widely disliked" by Latino voters
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(233)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
State GOP parties milk the Donald. Does a hairpiece even have nipples?
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Obama has neglected blacks, and the country would not see another black President any time soon. 'He has done nothing for African Americans'
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(99)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin wins Throwback Thursday forever
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign won't be derailed by his racism, his sexism, or even his hatred of the middle class. No, it will be brought down by his defense of his son's big game hunting hobby
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(79)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Democrats, who apparently have never heard of the concept of not interrupting your enemy when they're making a mistake, assign a full-time staffer to pushing back against Donald Trump's presidential campaign
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(64)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
*spins wheel* F SCOTT FITZGERALD, COME ON DOWN. You're the next contestant on "long dead authors exploited by publishers who "suddenly found" a missing manuscript that they could sell
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New Hampshire focus group is smitten, SMITTEN, with The Donald. "He's like one of us." In other news, bankruptcy is outlandishly high in New Hampshire
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(92)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is giving the Republican establishment a political lesson, as the GOP elites are only making The Donald stronger
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump trademarks Trumpocrat™ and Trumpublican™. Trumpmoron and Trumpidiot still up for grabs
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(92)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donald Trump on Vladimir Putin: "I think I'd get along well with him. He hates Obama and Obama hates him. I'm sure I'll get along with him just fine when I become President"
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(146)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you thought Mark Cuban went off the deep end earlier in the week by praising Donald Trump, that's nothing, now he wants to be Donald's VP
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(78)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to repeal Obamacare, replace it with Obamacare
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(95)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Scrooge McDuck?
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(78)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Perry has challenged Donald Trump to a pull-up contest. Next up: The pie eating contest and the three-legged race
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bloomberg finds that GOP frontrunner Donald Trump's fortune is nowhere near as UGE as he claims
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(68)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
The term "fascist" may be the most over-used and incorrectly-applied epithet in all of politics, however a close look at the statements and proposed policies of Donald "Il Douchey" Trump, shows he might actually qualify as one
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(59)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The first three positions line up exactly as they are in the championship hunt.. Can Maldonado make it two events in a row crashing out? This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix discussion thread with coverage starting at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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(212)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
One of Hillary's attack clones launches a devastating attack on Scott Walker pointing out what a mess he's made of Wisconsin. And by attack clone, we mean Donald Trump
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(79)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump bans Iowa's largest newspaper from attending his events, all because they called him a moron and demanded he quit the race over his racist remarks
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(69)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Hundreds of bald eagles may lose their home to a golf resort. You could say they're victims of **puts on sunglasses** fore-closure
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(68)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: I want to tell you one more thing I know about the blacks
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(197)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry about a thing, Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan. Dennis Rodman has your back
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(84)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Imagine if Donald Trump's Twitter feed were a football team. That's the Skins. Three days in Ashburn and you automatically become ignorant, self-important, arrogant, trolling, entitled, and breathtakingly STUPID"
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(26)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to offer all-day breakfast nationwide in October, hopes to satisfy those who have never been able to experience the taste sensation of washing down an Egg McMuffin with a vanilla shake
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he will "change his tone" as President. If elected he promises to go from apoplectic to just rabid
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(78)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump objects to government being run like a business
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(24)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Donald Trump is the Republican albatross, but at least he's not Hillary Clinton
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(33)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a way classier, more luxurious femur than John Kerry
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even as Donald Trump visits the Border and vows to stop the "invasion" of immigrants, a census study has discovered that immigration from Mexico, legal and illegal, from 2008-2012 dropped more than 57% compared with 2003-2007
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(112)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's gravesite being worked on by "people of Mexican descent". His actual gravesite, on a golf course. His political grave has already been dug
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(71)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's another Donald Trump story: He is threatening a third-party run for President
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(174)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Signs point to an all out media war between Billionaires Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump. The projected winner is of course: "all of the rest of humanity"
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(63)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Listen you morons, you losers: Now is your chance to be "that Donald Trump guy," so clicky away and be the hairpiece you've always wanted to be with this handy dandy insult generator
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(23)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just as much a hero as John McCain
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(140)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not to be out-trumped by the Donald, Rand Paul releases video where he burns, wood-chips and chainsaws copies of the tax code. We're at DERPCON 4, people
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(215)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Striking down Donald Trump will only make him more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(118)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The GOP presidential clowncar contains about a dozen chicken hawks but only two actual veterans, and Donald Trump is about to bump them both off the debate stage
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(91)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's examine video evidence of that "biggest ovation" that Donald Trump says he received in Iowa, shall we?
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(45)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain responds to Donald Trump's comments, takes no prisoners
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(129)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, hipsters - there's still one bit of Times Square that's as seedy as it was in its '70s glory days, complete with stabbings, junkies and unspeakable goings-on in the restrooms. And it's McDonald's
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(86)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You're lost in the world's largest sand dune desert, 200km from anything man-made. Do you keep going, searching for that elusive oasis or wait for the McDonald's to be built?
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(42)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In today's Donald Trump news, The Donald slams and shames John McCain ... for allowing the Viet Cong to take him as a POW
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(452)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John McCain says that Donald Trump is "firing up the crazies." And to think The Donald hasn't even picked a running mate yet
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(136)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ron Paul has a new book out and doesn't like Donald Trump. Ron Paul. R-r-a-w-w-w-n-n-n-n P--a-w-w-w-l-l-l-l
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(60)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Bald eagle drops eel on man's windshield
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(34)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Even McDonalds' franchisees aren't lovin' it anymore
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(77)
 
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
So...what do algae bacon and Donald Trump have in common?
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest study from the Duh Institute: "Donald Trump may have overstated his appeal among Hispanics"
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(105)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Since he doesn't have the money to afford it himself, Donald Trump would like the federal government to pick up the tab for his hair plug treatments
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(17)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And lo, the seventh seal was broken, and the skies turned to black. And the wailing of a billion souls herald the return of Bonzi Buddy
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump buttplug now available to help keep Santorum in check
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is TEARING FOX NEWS APART
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(98)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Hey, I would have demanded that Iran release its four U.S. prisoners as part of that deal
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(163)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Apparently, Donald Trump's campaign can't identify German SS uniforms on sight. Or he's trying to tell us what's REALLY going to happen if he becomes president
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(137)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Republicans are starting to think Donald Trump is a Democratic plant. A plant who just happens to be polling in the double digits and is second in the running for the Republican nomination, but a plant nonetheless. Plant
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(142)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pujols, Bryant, Pederson, Machado, Donaldson, Rizzo, Frazier, Fielder. No more outs; just five minutes to jack as many as they can. It's the 2015 MLB Home Run Derby, live from Cincy (8PM Eastern on ESPN)
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(289)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie to media: Okay you guys ENOUGH with the frickin' Donald Trump questions, you guys are literally the only people pretending this buffoon has an actual shot
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(88)
 
(NC Register)
 
 
 
Catholic newspaper suggests the U.S. may need a nationwide exorcism. Followers will know if one has been successful when Donald Trump pulls out of the presidential race
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(74)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It appears Donald Trump has lost the Latino soccer fan vote
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(38)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why do politicians keep using music without the artists' permission? Do they want to look as ignorant as Ronald Reagan?
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(96)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Donald Trump comes to his senses, tones down his rhetoric, and starts to sound presidential. Just kidding. He quintuples down, tells a crowd of conservative celebrities that instead of invading Iraq, "we should have invaded Mexico"
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(266)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hollywood Walk of Fame to keep Donald Trump and Bill Cosby stars, giving new hope for O.J. Simpson to be recognized for his work on "The Naked Gun"
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says Donald Trump "came in like a wrecking ball" this election season and is destroying the GOP. Of course Graham's a Miley Cyrus fan
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(133)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans should worry about John Kasich, not Donald Trump
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(98)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Last night, David Letterman made his first public appearance since retirement. He joined Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage to discuss Donald Trump. "Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he's starring in a movie called 'No Amigos.'"
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(28)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Baldur's Gate expansion underway. Gorion would be proud
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You'll be utterly shocked to learn that actual military strategists say that Donald Trump's cunning plan to defeat ISIS by "bombing the hell out of Iraq's oil fields" is a REALLY bad idea
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(84)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Aldridge and West have signed with the Spurs, what more do they need? How about a 7'3″, 290 lbs Serbian center?
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(23)
 
(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Concerned parents around the nation are asking the question: Is the new McDonald's Happy Meal Minion toy using the F-word? In other news, concerned parents around the nation are f-ing idiots
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(91)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump intentionally tanking the entire GOP field? It's more likely than you think
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(167)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will the most American state please step forward? Not so fast, Nevada. Where is your bald eagle?
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(39)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Donald gets fed up with GOP/Fox News and threatens to run as an Independent, because we all know how it turned out the last time a Bush had to run against a Clinton and a wealthy third party conservative alternative. LET ME FINISH
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(218)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First peek at Bruce Campbell as Ronald Reagan in 'Fargo' season 2. He's got subby's vote
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like from the people who are genuinely excited at the prospect of a Donald Trump presidential candidacy
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(297)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
IBM announces new generation of ultradense computer chips. Denser than Donald Trump reading the Cliffs Notes version of a Sarah Palin book upside-down, that's how dense
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC Chief Reince Preibus pleads with The Donald to dial it back. You can imagine how well that went
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(143)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Latinos now outnumber whites in California, paving the way for Donald Trump to win the California Primary in a landslide
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(127)
 
(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
GOP voters are starting to rethink Donald Trump after his racist remarks about Mexicans. Just joking. A new poll has him leading the GOP field in NC
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(281)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says his supporters are cutting up their Macy's cards after the business severed ties with him. Unfortunately, anyone who wants Trump to be President probably does all their shopping at places that end in "Mart"
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(139)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Miss Universe says she's not a hypocrite for refusing to give up her crown after criticizing Donald Trump. However she will take off that crude, unsightly headgear just as soon as he does
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(11)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer apologizes for making Donald Trump campaign point two years ago
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(130)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trumpfecta complete - The Donald releases three-page rebuttal to his critics, making new claims about Mexico. You can guess where this is going
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(314)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a uniter, not a divider
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(91)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hoping to get a Donald Trump-esque boost, Rick Santorum says "all undocumented immigrants are obviously coming to America with a bad intent"
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(123)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear President Obama, you're no Ronald Reagan
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(257)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know Donald Trump's in trouble when even NASCAR doesn't want to have anything to do with him
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(70)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton dominate his home track from the pole? Can Williams take the next step and take the top spot? Will Maldonado crash out this week? This is your Formula 1 British Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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(213)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Spurs win the LaMarcus Aldrige sweepstakes. That sound you hear is the rest of the NBA crying AW HELLS NAW
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(27)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps things classy by saying the random shooting of a woman in San Francisco by a Mexican immigrant is proof everything he's said about how rape-y Mexicans are is true
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(265)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
There's another Donald Trump scandal no one is talking about
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(81)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Only rich people should be allowed to play golf"
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(132)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Having trouble keeping up with who all is severing ties with The Donald? Let us help you
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(215)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Macy's drops the Donald
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(212)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Once again people are not lovin' it at McDonald's, or most fast-food joints for that matter
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Donald Trump are climbing up the GOP polls, making it the first time in history Jeb has successfully climbed anything
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I'm being suppressed. I'm being suppressed." Come see the violence inherent in the system
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(164)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even the co-host of the Miss USA contest no longer wants anything to do with Donald Trump. "I cannot in good conscience move forward with participating in this year's Miss USA Pageant, effective today I have withdrawn from my duties with Miss USA"
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(125)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
With all of the bad press Trump has been getting, let's see if his buddy Geraldo can back him up: "There has not been this kind of excitement in (New York) since, in a very different way, 9/11"
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(78)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may need to take his presidential run more seriously now that NBC has fired him
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(221)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells Iowa crowd his hair would "get a new look" if he were elected President. Yes; given the hairpiece is what controls him, it makes sense it would want a makeover befitting its station
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(36)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
McDonald's hoping to lure back customers with the McLobster. That might just McWork
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(141)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Investigators seize 23,211 marijuana plants, 4,394 pounds of processed marijuana, 15 pounds of hash in brick form, 16 firearms and 50,000 rounds of ammunition from area known as the "Emerald Triangle" (w/pics of the 22,211 marijuana plants)
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(52)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump claims NBC would "love it if he weren't doing this." And by "this," he means sounding like a racist jackass
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(35)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bill Maher calls Donald Trump the white Kanye
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(57)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's adding .25 ounces to its Quarter Pounder
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(34)
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Guy leaves McDonald's cheeseburger in container of pure hydrochloric acid for over three hours because SCIENCE
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(30)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump isn't really running for president; he's running to make more money and enhance a brand that's bigger than his real-estate holdings and golf courses"
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
McDonald's proudly announces it now only serves junk food and peddles unhealthy choices to 48% of children
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(15)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
'Total asshole' Donald Trump launches Twitter attack on 'total hypocrite' Neil Young. We need this kind of vindictive dignity in the White House
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(217)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's: Would you like fries with your pulled pork?
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(35)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump comes in 2nd place in New Hampshire poll. DONALD TRUMP
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(86)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces "McBike" drive-through bags for all none of the people who love both cycling and McDonald's food
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(26)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newlywed couple sues Waldorf-Astoria for refund after guest's gunfire ruins marriage before they could
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope apologizes for the Catholic persecution of the Waldesians, which long-ago forced their founder, Waldo, into hiding
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"10 things Presidential campaigns can do without" Donald Trump, surprisingly, does not make up all 10 points
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(32)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has one thing that none of other candidates have: A pinata made in his likeness
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(33)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For the first time in 40 years, McDonald's closes more stores than it opens. Well, it's a start
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(34)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Russia announces plan to be punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin
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(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy tests their new electromagnetic aircraft catapult system by launching a GoPro off the deck of the USS Gerald Ford at speeds reaching 160 mph because why the hell not
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(50)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
It's a good thing Donald Trump has $9 billion because he'll need it to pay people to attend his campaign rallies
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(95)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin is concerned that Donald Trump's entry as a Republican candidate may lead to people not taking conservative ideas seriously. Let's review the key points here: Jennifer Rubin. Concerned. About not being taken seriously
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(153)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
City council rules you can bring your service dog or miniature horse into McDonald's, but kangaroos are right out
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(44)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump, being Donald Trump, announced his candidacy at Trump Plaza, making a weird grand entrance via escalator - going down, of course, the symbolism of which is lost on that witless ape"
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(117)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN compares Donald Trump to Saint Reagan (Blessed be his name). I would say this is the stupidest thing I've read all day, but the day is young and CNN is full of terrors
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Republican appropriates liberal rock legend's iconic song for use at campaign kick-off rally. Again. This year's "Cease and Desist" Award goes to Donald Trump and Neil Young. Chin up guys, you still have Ted Nugent & Kid Rock
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(124)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, and I know this is a shock, but it appears that Donald Trump's claim to have a net worth of $9 billion is bogus
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(89)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
DNC puts on troll sunglasses, approves of Donald Trump running for president because "he adds some much-needed seriousness that has been previously lacking from the GOP field"
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(74)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Newspaper delivery man captures video of a streetlight in a cemetery in Sarasota: "It looked like a bald person, sitting on a porch with some kind of a light" (w/video)
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(28)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Manchester Monarchs win Calder Cup, becoming the first team in 33 years to win minor league hockey's top trophy...just before they move
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(12)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man uses his Ford truck to run over bald eagles at the dump
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(67)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it actually looks like the Times of London mis-quoted Donald Rumsfeld to get a splashy headline
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(50)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama spokesman who promised to confront corporate interests is now McDonald's spokesman
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(32)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Check out some cringe worthy 1970s advertisements aimed at black people. Or as McDonald's liked to call it: Dinnertimin'
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(108)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld: Iraq was a mistake from the start, it's all Bush's fault, and I was against all of it
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(244)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: You know, before I was First Lady, I was taking sniper fire while serving up McDonald's in Bosnia before the fall of Communism and, well, I just wanna be your champion. I know what it's like behind the fryer
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(171)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
The good news is that Waldo has been found. The bad news is he is in critical condition
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(17)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Jews are making the pilgrimage to Jerusalem ..... so that they can finally eat a McDonald's burger
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(74)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's interview with the Des Moines Register -- annotated for truthiness
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(63)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man cuts his daughter, stabs self in the neck at McDonald's. Probably after finding out what really goes in to those burgers and chicken nuggets
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(14)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Actor-comedian Reynaldo Rey won't be seeing anymore Fridays
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(27)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cow escapes slaughterhouse only to be shot at McDonald's
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(61)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's CEO to customers: Come check out our new buns
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(56)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ray McDonald arrested AGAIN for violating a protective order
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(28)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Investing Channel)
 
 
 
Problem: McDonald's has reported 11 straight months of declining sales. New CEO's Solution: Stop reporting monthly sales. Ta Da
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(33)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Ray McDonald breaks the record for shortest time on the Bears roster
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(21)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Donald Trump. Stay classy
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(79)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Former Doctor Who show runner Russell T Davies has told Steven Moffat to bring back River Song because "Capaldi and Kingston is a sex storm"
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(117)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
A great day of motorsports starts here. Will Rosberg go back to back or can Hamilton win from the pole? Has Maldonado learned how to drive or will he return to form? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBC
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
McDonald's workers celebrate supervisor's 40th year at company by donning groovy 1975-vintage uniforms and paper hats, rolling back prices to 1975 levels. FAAAR OUT
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(43)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
There's drunk and then there's walking into a McDonald's in full scuba gear drunk
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(22)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators, whose shares dropped 62% this year after a 60 Minutes expose on the high level of formaldehyde in its flooring products and a criminal probe for illegal lumber importation, says it CEO just resigned "unexpectedly"
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(40)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Aldi supermarkets apologise after mistakenly labeling black pudding as halal, edible
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(15)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Norm MacDonald's farewell to David Letterman will make you laugh, cry
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(58)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
Alder High in Ohio will have to change the school logo because its blue, white, and red 'A' looks a little bit too much like the University of Arizona's blue, white, and red 'A.' "It's not really the Arizona A. It's just always been the Alder A"
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(19)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that 'Mad Men' is over, can we stop celebrating anti-heroes like Don Draper, Tony Soprano and Walter White and go back to worshiping real heroes like John Wayne and Ronald Reagan?
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(119)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bald man gets hairpiece, vows there will be hell toupee
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(47)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"My dad asked me to eat McDonald's for 10 days. This is what happened"
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(156)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is a soccer superstar so you'd expect him to have really impressive legs. But this is superhuman"
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(22)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco sends warning over Haight St. McDonalds popular McCrack, Shroom McNuggests and Big Meth extra value baggies
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(72)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chernobyl? Exxon Valdez? Posting on the Fark Politics tab? All disasters that could have easily been avoided with a decent night's sleep
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(28)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Rosberg grabs the pole, but can score his first victory of the season? Will Maldonado return to form and provide some excitement to a usually forgettable race? This is your Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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(171)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump hires two people for his presidential exploration committee, including Newt Gingrich's former campaign manager
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(74)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"How do you get turned away from McDonald's for being too drunk? I don't know why anyone would be there at 2 a.m. if they hadn't been drinking"
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(49)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
To the delight of hipsters everywhere, McDonald's begins testing kale
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(22)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces the new Hamburglar. You'd let him burgle you. You'd let him burgle you so hard
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(184)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
McDonald's will be changing very soon, and here are 5 ways how. Now would you like a side of fries with that change?
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customers will be forced to prove they're sober before being allowed to buy food at McDonald's in today's most counterproductive marketing campaign
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