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166 headlines found matching 'Ald'
Mon July 28, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angry Twins outfielder Oswaldo Arcia magically turns his bat into firewood (turn up the audio for the full effect)
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(20)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who Peter Capaldi promises "no flirting" and "plenty of blowing sh*t up" in new series
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(74)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
After complaints, McDonald's gives itself 18 months to rebrand with better service, value, new menu items. In other words, they're going to stop being McDonald's
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(101)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Apple's stock split makes the math easier - new all time high is 100 (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia declares McDonald's to be "unsanitary and unhealthy"
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(105)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Deep Breath, Peter Capaldi's first Doctor Who episode, is going to get a cinematic release
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Things I learned from this article 1) Valdimir Putin has a 29-year old daughter who is mildly hot. 2) she lives in the Netherlands 3) She's lying low right now because people named Putin ain't real popular there just right now
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(167)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congress blocked from editing Wikipedia for a week for failing to properly provide citations that Donald Rumsfield is, in fact, a lizard person
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(24)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Another day, another Donald Sterling lawsuit
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(17)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA names building after Neil Armstrong, has plans to name a conference room after Buzz Aldrin, a quonset hut for Michael Collins
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(49)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
McDonald's, Taco Bell apologize for selling expired garbage meat, saying they actually meant to sell unexpired garbage meat
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(17)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Herald-Review uses FARK's ironically accurate headline as their basis for a story summing up an entire generation of music
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(1)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As we near the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing, here's what NASA was planning in case a lunar lander malfunction had left Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin stranded on the moon
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(80)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 45, with Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone vs Jim Miller. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 7 PM ET and main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(134)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
45 years ago, at 9:32 AM EDT, Apollo 11 lifted off carrying Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins to the moon. And that wasn't just a euphemism for spousal abuse, as it had been in the past
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoo animals, including gorillas, are now routinely dosed with Haldol, Valium, Klonopin, Zoloft, Paxil, Xanax, Buspar, Prozac, Ativan, Versed, Mellaril, and beta-blockers to make them less wild animal-y
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Sat July 12, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump fails at the job of separating fools from their money
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin says the first men to land on Mars should just stay in that studio
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin backs #Apollo45 Twitter campaign to commemorate the moon landing. No word on what happened to Apollo 19 through 44
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(78)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Men should embrace baldness
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(104)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Every Kate Upton fan out there will see these pictures of her and fellow model Lily Aldridge hanging out in SoHo and immediately forget the name of... uh, that first girl I mentioned
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(60)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, Cristiano Ronaldo has a pretty good consolation prize
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(29)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
WWE Diva Emma arrested for shoplifting an iPad case. What ever happened to the good old days when wrestlers like Ken Patera were arrested for throwing a boulder through a McDonald's window? Damn kids today
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(67)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The Donald steps in, says Americans should prepare for 'financial ruin,' a life without or with very little bacon
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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(29)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man attempts to recreate the Exxon Valdez incident using his pool, a storm drain, and a not-quite-empty oil vacuum truck
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The hits keep on coming for Donald Sterling. Reports indicate that his examination by a doctor was compromised because Mr. Sterling took the doctor out for dinner and drinks after the doctor looked at him
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(9)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sonic gets serious about competing with McDonald's and Burger King
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Browns PR director resigns, says he felt the need to find an easier job, like trying rehabilitating Donald Sterling's image
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(15)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This just in: Gordon Lightfoot can finally stop wincing when he gets to the line about a main hatchway caving in when he sings "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
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Sun June 22, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I hate that man Obama more than any man I've ever met, more than any man who ever lived." This was said by: a) Donald Trump, b) Mitt Romney, c) Bill Clinton
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(161)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
In 'I didn't know you could do that' news, Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman traded his number to Ubaldo Jimenez for a Rolex watch
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember the McDonald's worker fired for calling 911 and reporting a gas leak? McDonald's: Here's a check for $10,000. Can we still be friends?
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(27)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Scientists find cure to greatest epidemic of our time: baldness
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(161)
 
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
If you thought that taking an alcohol induced nap at the drive-thru only happens at McDonald's, well apparently DUI doesn't discriminate when it comes to fast food
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who wants to see what Alec Baldwin is hitting?
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(67)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
It's okay to reserve your table at a McDonald's as you step away for a moment by dropping a napkin onto it. But don't you dare put down a packet of tissues, a surgical mask, stethoscopes, or berets
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(29)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart doesn't always crush Donald Trump for being an insufferable blowhard, but when he does it's satisfying as hell
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(199)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"McDonald's least favorite fast food chain" Really? I would've thought it'd be the shiat-shiatting food you'd get at Arby's. "Arby's: Where even your shiat can't stand you eating it. Arby's"
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Tue June 17, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If you have some snot on your hand, just give it to Ronaldo. He won't know
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(6)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Some Veteran)
 
 
 
"Sure, let's go back to Iraq. Oh, yes. I'll dig out my uniform and strap on my pistol and ride into battle yet again. Just so long as Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and the rest are in the vanguard"
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Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(359)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Portugal tuning up for World Cup by training at NY Jets facility; watch Cristiano Ronaldo throw a football better than both Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson on what the Terminator movies got wrong. "Schwarzenegger had to come back butt naked because clothing is not alive and he can't travel through time with living anything. Hair is dead. He should have been butt-naked and bald"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Donald Sterling lawsuit that was on, then off, then on again, then off again, is back on. Again. For now
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(46)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan negotiated with terrorists, just like Barack Obama. Unlike Obama, however, Reagan sucked at it
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Donald dismisses complaints about his giant new "TRUMP" sign in downtown Chicago. "As time passes, it'll be like the Hollywood sign"
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did you know Ronald Reagan has been dead for ten years? Okay, smartypants, did you know Nancy Reagan still isn't?
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(43)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Three-month-old McDonald's McDouble Cheeseburger looks truly petrifying
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(29)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Witch Doctor claims to have caused Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup injury, ting tang walla walla bing bang
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(28)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling: "I'm getting how much money? Well okay then"
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(125)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thanks to Ronald Reagan, Bruce Springsteen became political to help the working man. Okay, so maybe "in spite of," not "thanks to" President Reagan
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(40)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling may no longer be the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, but he is getting sued by a former employee who says the work environment was offensive
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(25)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC Doubleheader: Fight Night 41 with Munoz vs Mousasi. Prelims at 12:30 ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass. Fight Night Brazil: Miocic vs Maldonado, Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET
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(211)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling is now filing a billion dollar lawsuit against the NBA to seek damages that resulted from him being a racist idiot that nobody wanted to be associated with
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(54)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Two drunken customers demand free food then trash Fort Lee McDonald's, police say." No word on what they demanded the trash for
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(35)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why do you never see Ronald McDonald eating a Big Mac? Because he may be a clown, but he's no fool
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling to the NBA: I have not yet begun to embarrass my family
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(44)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
This is the definitive, scientific ranking of fast food french fries. McDonald's is not number 1, KFC is. Wait, what?
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(106)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Lead writer explains why he chose 56-year-old Peter Capaldi to be the latest Doctor Who: "Can you imagine if we had cast another handsome yet quirky young man with entertaining hair? The show would just have become that little bit more ordinary"
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(140)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman sues McDonald's over foreign object in breakfast burrito. Must have been some real food that was accidentally slipped in there by mistake
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(34)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Thinker rips the mask off UCSB shooter Elliot Rodger to reveal that all along he was 1969 California governor Ronald Reagan wielding a no-fault divorce law
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(287)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
CEO of McDonald's says that his company pays fair and competitive wages. Compared to those who work at Nike. In Asia
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(184)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aww you went and got all comfortable with that $1,129.51 per month from the U.S. Government, and now it's going away. Good thing McDonald's has wheelchair ramps, you'll be able to get to work
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(201)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
We suffer for what we love. Gus Johnson and Know It All Wynalda bring you the Champions League final. Real vs Atletico
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(457)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's the usual list of "controversial" books that... wait, 'Where's Waldo' had a topless chick in it? And that's a reason to ban the book?
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(62)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot
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(29)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
10-year-old Canadian girl who scolded McDonald's at 2013 shareholders meeting is unmoved one year later. "Kids are getting obese and have disabilities, and companies like McDonald's need to do their part and stop marketing their gross food to kids"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore discuss the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which aired twenty years ago. Holy shiat, subby feels old
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(83)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A 2012 survey found that three-fourths of the 1,000 people surveyed have used their smartphone while on the toilet prompting the New Zealand Herald to ask 'Texting on the toilet - why not?'
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(74)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Norm Macdonald tells a joke in classic Norm Macdonald fashion
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(51)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
...and now Molly Ringwald joins Jem and the Holograms. Some things should have stayed in the '80s
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(65)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
McDonald's has finally found something more terrifying than a clown to be their mascot
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(98)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hipster "man buns" must stop, and they must stop now, according to bald grooming expert
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(79)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In fast food, the hamburger could be toast, and fried chicken could be the staple of everyone from McDonald's to Domino's
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(79)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season five, it's Warrior of the Lost World, starring that guy from The Paper Chase and the bald woman from the Star Trek Movie surviving the apocalypse. Joel, Servo, and Crow savage this awful film. "Ohio looks great after the apocalypse"
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(13)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom who loves her son too much to let him be exposed to raunchy music at McDonald's apparently doesn't love him enough to not feed him McDonald's
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(57)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
To fully understand why rich people are rich and poor people poor, all you need to do is put Scrooge McDuck and Donald on an island and drop them some corn
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(296)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Daedra? Piece of cake. Sheogorath? Easy as pie. Alduin? Might as well be fighting a mudcrab. The true scourge of Elder Scrolls Online is bots
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(102)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Get out your Fark-certified law GED: the legalese that will permit the NBA to boot out Donald and Shelly Sterling, notwithstanding her apparent ownership interest in the jointly-owned asset
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(45)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Norm Macdonald is apparently a CBS marketing intern when it comes to all things Late Late Show
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(48)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple given double cheeseburgers laced with marijuana at McDonald's, return to ask for more fries
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(24)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Devo co-founder Gerald Casale opens winery. Q: Are we not drunks?
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(24)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Internet Archive Wayback Machine now serves up more webpages than McDonald's has served hamburgers
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(13)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
When stopped for riding your bike the wrong way on a street, do you: A) say "Whoops, didn't realize that", B) "sorry officer", or C) cuss out the police? Difficulty Level: You're Alec Baldwin
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(76)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald's book No Place to Hide asserts that the NSA "routinely" bugs computer equipment made in the US and sent abroad. Wait, what? The US makes computer equipment and sends it abroad???
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(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling's interview with Anderson Cooper went about as well as you'd expect, considering his insistence that Magic Johnson should be ashamed of having HIV was only the 3rd or 4th worst thing he said
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(127)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NBA: Sterling's wife can't keep her share of the team if Donald is ousted. Shelly Sterling: Challenge accepted, biatches
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(117)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spending a fortune to save his golf courses from nonexistent global warming
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(70)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Am I entitled to one mistake, am I after 35 years?" asks Donald Sterling. Presumably he isn't talking about drafting Michael Olowokandi
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(48)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Could Norm Macdonald pull off being CBS's new late night star? YES YES YES HELL YES
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese bar says that bald men do not have toupee full price
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(12)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Unreality TV)
 
 
 
BBC says Peter Capaldi shaping up to be "the best Doctor Who ever," especially among people who have never heard of Tom Baker
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(87)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling says he was only being a racist so he could get laid
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Little known fact: there are actually Americans who've never had McDonald's food. Here are the remaining three, trying a Big Mac and fries for the first time
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(37)
 
(The Red Shtick)
 
 
 
Naturally, the company supplying the official footwear of a pageant owned by Donald Trump has a rather racist-sounding name
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(23)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Blasphemy, or pure genius? You decide: McDonald's to dabble in seasoned fries
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(128)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Nice yard you got there. It'd be a shame if some bald guy took a dump in it
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(50)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You really have to love it if you spend 50 years of your 60-year life collecting over 75,000 items of McDonald's memorabilia
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(15)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Former Duke douche, JJ Redick, says Donald Sterling didn't want to sign him because he is white, sucks
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(40)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Dan Lebatard explains how the Donald Sterling situation is just like how Pat Sajak admitted he drinks 3 margaritas before hosting Wheel of Fortune
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(60)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Norm McDonald, director of bridges and structures for the Iowa DOT, says the state is the second-worst for structurally deficient bridges in the country. Who is to blame for this terrifying mess? You guessed it: Frank Stallone
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(67)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
People think food tastes better if it's more expensive. McDonald's ranked #1 in taste when you factor in the cost for the coronary surgery
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(25)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
F. Scott Fitzgerald stories originally seen in Saturday Evening Post to be republished uncensored, with sex, drugs, nudity and profanity restored to prominence. "The decadence of several of the characters is revealed more clearly"
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(21)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers: We are so upset with you, Aldon Smith, and your multiple DUIs, your felony gun charges, and the impending investigation into your bomb threat. We are SO mad, we're gonna reward you with a few million more and some job security. Take that
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(31)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beloved cartoon characters are going bald to help kids with cancer. Good grief
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important travel tips for Farkers going to the Emerald Isle
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Donald Sterling's prostate wants nothing to do with Donald Sterling
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(141)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Forced sale of the L.A. Clippers could cost Donald Sterling $200 million in taxes
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(205)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling says the Clippers are not for sale. Although apparently his girlfriend still is
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(54)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Going to church is about to get more bearable in Chicago
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(39)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WND columnist says Fox should become even MORE of an echo chamber by purging itself of all its "liberal" talking head like Jaun WIlliams and Geraldo Rivera. That's the joke
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Headline: Donald Sterling is a vile racist. Underline: But even a horrible human being doesn't deserve to have his property stripped away
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(238)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling is quickly running out of people he can screw
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(85)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling's girlfriend joins Daft Punk
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(140)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman pulls a Fox News and calls Donald Sterling a Democrat
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(82)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative outreach to the minority community continues as Rush Limbaugh and other derpsters float the theory that Donald Sterling was set up to allow Magic Johnson to buy the Clippers
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(186)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN host calls out critics of Donald Sterling as hypocrites. (Jump to 4:30 for the crux of his rant)
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Geraldo on Rep. Grimm "If you ignore 19 of the 20 counts on the indictment this thing looks like a political witch hunt"
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NBA agrees with Donald Sterling that certain types of people shouldn't attend Clippers games
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(81)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's play 'who said it' with Donald Sterling and Donald Trump to see who has eaten more crow when it comes to business, race, and sex
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(91)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar switches out his goggles for horn-rimmed glasses to let everybody know he was hating Donald Sterling back before it was cool
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Mon April 28, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Former GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump defends Clippers owner, Donald Sterling: "He got set up by a very, very bad girlfriend, let's face it"
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(205)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Finally, an explanation of why Donald Sterling's racism is all Obama's fault
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(164)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Matt Kemp responds to the Donald Sterling controversy by changing his walk-up music to Michael Jackson's "Black or White"
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you thought the Donald Sterling clip was bad, wait until you hear the extended version
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(223)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not a big, bald-faced lie. Not a get-a-load-of-this lie. It was more of a sneaky lie
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NAACP to Clipper's owner, Donald Sterling: Remember that lifetime achievement award we were going to give you next month? Not happening
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(74)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Donald Sterling to join Rev. Al Sharpton as NAACP lifetime achievement award honorees on May 15. That's the joke
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson says Clippers owner Donald Sterling is misunderstood, and that private moments should stay private. just kidding, he says he's never going to another Clippers game again while the old racist dude still owns the team
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(113)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg has a few choice words for Clippers owner Donald Sterling. (Not safe for work language. Not even one word. Don't say we didn't warn you)
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(47)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Donald Sterling is caught on tape telling his girlfriend not to bring black people to his basketball games. Obviously, he's oblivious to his product, marketing demographics, employees and his half-Mexican, half-black girlfriend
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Fri April 25, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
You know who else is having playoffs? 3 games tonight, 7:00PM ET: Raptors visit Brooklyn & look to get home court advantage back. @8, Will the Wizards bring their magic to the home court? Then @10:30, can the Rockets solve Aldridge? Check it out
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(184)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's Canada CEO brands being called out on practice of importing and exploiting foreigners to displace Canadian workers 'bullshiat', bemoans difficulty in finding slaves in current times
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Thu April 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald gets a hip new look
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Wed April 23, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman sues for $15 million after hair implants leave her permanently bald. No amount of advertising will make up for that kind of bad plug
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(20)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonalds posts disappointing quarter-pounderly results
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
High school feminist still outraged McDonald's employee asked her if she wanted a boy's toy or a girl's toy in her Happy Meal when she was 11. Just wait until she's old enough to start shopping at Adam & Eve
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Sat April 19, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers' Martin Maldonado takes a page out of Roy Hobbs' playbook and HITS THE COVER OFF THE FREAKING BASEBALL
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Government mole used to find corruption in Chicago real estate dealings arrested for corruption. Always say corruption twice when talking about Chicago
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(19)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers very unlikely to pick up Aldon Smith's $9.75 million option, or $9.95 million if you include forfeited bail money
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld knows there are known tax deductions. These are deductions he knows that he knows. But there are known unknown tax deductions, and he knows he does not know those
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Stephen Baldwin finishes paying off his New York back taxes with a check for the final $100,000. In other news, someone took a check from Stephen Baldwin
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why Canadian hockey fans should cheer Montreal in the playoffs even though to most, "it feels a little like rooting for Donald Trump, or tooth decay. But who else are you going to throw your support behind? Columbus?"
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49er police problems trifecta in effect, as Aldon Smith is detained at the airport. Good thing he, Culliver, and Kaepernick weren't caught with ADHD drugs, though, because that would have been just unforgiveable
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(42)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Roger go to Woodstock? Will Pete be punched by Buzz Aldrin? Will we wait two years for Don to fall out that window? "Mad Men", Season 7, Part One starts tonight on AMC, 10 PM EST
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Carol Grimaldi, 76, owner of the best Pizza in New York, passes away. Of course, everyone knows the best pizza is in Chicago
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald, who broke the Snowden story, has returned to the US. I'm impressed he could get his giant steel balls through the metal detectors
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(97)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Japan actually wants North Korea to lob a missile in their direction so they can shoot it out of the sky. Ronald Reagan predicted this would be possible some day
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Family Annihilator" added to FBI 10 Most Wanted list. *looks at pic* Alan Alda?
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump soaks city on golf course for 236 million. Groundhog still elusive
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(19)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Can you spot the subtle difference between actual McDonald's customers and TV-friendly McDonald's customers? A nuanced examination
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(268)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The burger wars heat up: just days after McDonald's announces it will close all its outlets in Crimea to protest Russian actions in Ukraine, Burger King unveils plans to open scores of new restaurants in the suddenly open territory
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
At McDonald's, a car full of naked people drove up and ordered food, with paper bags on their heads. I believe one of them referred to another as 'Mom'
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Topless woman wearing nothing but a thong breaks into a McDonald's, trashes the entire place, then helps herself to some softserve
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bald man with a beard easily goes through airport security... by using his girlfriend's passport
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sensible Chicago Alderman put the brakes on a hippie-backed ban on plastic bags
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(39)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ant-Man film gets its villain, Bald-Man
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(26)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Snopes)
 
 
 
There. Snopes has spoken. Will you farking idiots please stop blathering about the Yellowstone caldera now? Christ
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(146)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's closing restaurants in the Crimea. That'll certainly teach the Russians to think twice before annexing anywhere else
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(23)
 
(The Dish)
 
 
 
Gay columnist heralds Eich's resignation. Just kidding, he "is disgusted" and compares gay activists' fanaticism to the religious right
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Wed April 02, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld vehemently denies the suggestion the Bush administration tried to link Saddam Hussein to 9/11, saying that was all Bin Laden, and he didn't think the American people "were confused by that" (except say, 70% of Fox news viewers)
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(246)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Part 2 of The Boy with the McDonald's Tattoo
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(40)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man trapped in the drive-thru at McDonald's decides to take his anger out on the first person he sees, dish out a hearty meal of two all-beef patties, special sauce, pickles, lettuce, onions, and pain
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Tue April 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan body has failed at age 94, brain at 74
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Oh, just that time Louis CK repeatedly asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a lizard who eats Mexican babies
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(29)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
The party elites want Bush vs. Clinton in 2016, whereas real Muricans and the reality-based community want the vastly superior choice of Ted Nugent vs. Alec Baldwin
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