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296 headlines found matching 'Ald'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Arby's executives: "For our new venison sandwich, let's offer it for one day only, because that worked out so well for McDonald's Szechuan Sauce"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump:"Next week, we are going to have a major announcement on the opioid crisis." Rest of the White House:"Wait. We have a what now...?"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mystery woman standing next to Donald Trump identified
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's offers to lock up your smartphone for more family time. Or you could, you know, put the phone on silent and leave it in your pocket
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben Garrison wants to sleep with Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Donald Trump always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Trump?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's offices in South Korea raided after outbreak of "hamburger disease", which is otherwise known as "eating the burgers"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump changes his mind. Tag is for the chance he has one
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald would like to remind us about the other Harvey Weinsteins still out there, like the nameless married movie director who forced his tongue in her mouth when she was 14
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Former White House photographer Pete Souza is back to remind us what a lying sack of shiat Donald Trump is by showing a photo he took of Obama consoling the parents of a fallen soldier
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Geraldo and Hannity attack women who are speaking out against Weinstein and sexual assault
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Fri October 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Iran is violating the agreement." Narrator: "They aren't"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon thinks Donald Trump is too difficult to make jokes about. Disagreeing are Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah and half of Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every time Trump needs support, he calls on American Christian pastors, and they run to the White House to lay their hands on him and pray. One example: When news of Donald Jr.'s meeting with the Russians leaked, they were there
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
True friend of the LGBT community Donald Trump to deliver two minutes of hate to the Value Voters Summit in DC
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump throws a fit once someone explains "his" policies to him, episode 27: Donald learns that eliminating a trillion-dollar tax deduction might raise people's taxes by as much as a trillion dollars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jason Aldean: The show must go on
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, who is, I'm told by the most reliable source (Donald Trump himself), a true friend to the LGBT+ community, to appear and speak before one of the largest anti-LGBT hate groups
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After taking a heroic bold stance against Donald Trump, Roger Ailes, Bill O'Reilly, and the sexual harassment culture at Fox News, the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the NBC News chief should resign over sitting on the Harvey Weinstein story for six months
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just took away your health care, and the health care of millions of Americans. Because fark us, that's why
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Thu October 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Question: Can we tell if Donald Trump has a high IQ?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin has drink-throwing meltdown on NYC street, or as locals refer to it: a day of the week ending in 'Y'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "question" about when it is appropriate to pull a network's license was answered by none other than Jimmy Kimmel
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Wed October 11, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The pro-Trump red pills at r/The_Donald upvote a call to impeach Puerto Rico's president onto the front page of Reddit. Hilarity ensues when they realize who the president of Puerto Rico is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What offends you the most about Donald Trump?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is acting like a fifth grade bully." Whoa, whoa. Fifth grade? I guess that must have been one of those social promotions?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House admits that Rex Tillerson has a higher IQ than Donald Trump, says the latter was merely joking about having both take an IQ test
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald two chins hates people seeing his double chin
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The Bald Eagle has landed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Anyone know how to bring a class action suit against McDonald's for false advertisement? Asking for a few thousand friends"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bob Corker continues his trolling of Donald Trump
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With both Boston and New York in 0-2 holes, the Beasts/Leasts of the East will try to stave off elimination today. Astros/Red Sox @ 2:38pm ET, Indians/Yankees @ 7:38pm ET. It's your Sunday ALDS thread
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thousands of Rick and Morty fans show up to get a packet of szechuan sauce. McDonald's only sent 10-20 packets per participating location. Pickle Rick and Tiny Rick will soon team up to vaporize every McDonald's in the multiverse
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Cool: High Schoolers launch weather balloon to 32 km above Earth. Video: Fark Yeah. Spiffy: Launch during the August eclipse to see the Moon's shadow. Obvious: Buzz Aldrin's fist is ready for the first idiot who asks why there are no stars
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Fri October 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes down Harvey Weinstein, Joy Behar, and Donald Trump. It's must-see YouTube
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 184, Eduardo Dantas vs Darrion Caldwell for the bantamweight title, Daniel Straus vs Emmanuel Sanchez. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ALDS continues today with Pomeranz vs Keuchel in Houston at 2:00pm ET on FS1. Can Altuve continue to slam homers? Later it's Sabathia vs Kluber in Cleveland at 5:00pm ET on MLBN. Will the Yankees show any sign of life today?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi is offering a $10 bottle of pumpkin spice cream liqueur. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Would you eat the new McDonald's McVegan "burger?"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The first Mrs. Donald Trump speaks to her ex once a week and advises him to tweet more. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The ALDS kicks off today with Boston vs Houston, Verlander vs Sale, Kate Upton vs ??? starting at 4:08pm ET on MLBN. Then the Yankees take on Cleveland, Gray vs Bauer starting at 7:30pm ET on FS1
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Roving gang of Ronald McDonalds invades Burger King, gives them the sh*t about their lousy food
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's worker arrested for super sizing the Coke
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
As a businessman who has spent his entire career in the hospitality industry, Donald Trump should understand that "good enough" is never "good enough." It is never acceptable to respond to criticism by proclaiming perfection
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Donald Trump was introduced to the magical concept known as "water purification"
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
In 2012 Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka were about to be indicted for fraud when BAH GAWD THAT'S KASOWITZ'S DONATION MUSIC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It's just a great instrument...There is nothing bad about it at all. It makes total sense, it's where we should be going. It'll get little kids into the game." --Donald Trump Jr., during an infomercial for gun silencers
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Tue October 03, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA astronauts, led by Buzz Aldrin and Scott Kelly, throw shade on B.o.B.'s plan to "prove" the earth is flat by sending up a satellite. The only things missing are the hails of derisive laughter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist guest on Donald Trump's favorite "news" show, Fox & Friends, says that the real blame for Vegas massacre lies with CNN for "demonizing gun enthusiasts." How long before Trump tweets this?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today, Donald Trump said the Las Vegas shooter was "demented." Which is interesting because in March he signed a bill allowing "demented" people to buy guns
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I get that you could fire Price because the healthcare debacle was done, and you can't fire Mnuchin for the same reasons because "herr derr tax reform" but can we all agree that Pruitt should get booted...preferably into Yellowstone's Caldera
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Mon October 02, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
"How we treat our young people is a fundamental test of who we are as a society." - Donald J. Trump, on honoring Child Health Day, one day after Republicans in Congress let CHIP expire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera visits Puerto Rico and meets San Juan's mayor, telling her "I don't see anyone dying" in an attempt to help Trump save face. Stay classy, Geraldo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know, it says everything you need to know about the POTUS when one of the first things you wonder after hearing of the mass murders in Las Vegas is how Donald Trump is going to fark this up
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty did it: McDonald's bringing back Szechuan sauce for one day only. Wub a lub a dub dub
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Easy Company's Donald Malarkey's gone on to his last patrol. Rest Easy, Soldier
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump does not want you to know about the time he watched an octogenarian fall head first and bleed all over his ballroom's pristine marble floor, but only because blood makes him squeamish
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Embassy of Azerbaijan touts the meeting between their President and Donald Trump, which puts Trump in a bind as Aliyev's daughter is the ex-wife of Russian pop-singer Emin Agalarov who is enmeshed in the Russian influence scandal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had some methane-producing animals contributing a lot more to global warming than we initially estimated, E-I-E-I-OMG
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago alderman proposes Ferguson-style taxation by citation, citing the "it's not racist when we do it" principle
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump never tweeted, his approval rating would skyrocket to 43%
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Legal Weed May Be a Windfall for McDonald's and Taco Bell" The Obvious Tag just exhales a long steady stream of highly pungent smoke, and nods sagely
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Russian Burger King wants to ban IT because Pennywise looks like Ronald McDonald
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Drunk driver's attempt to get food from a closed McDonald's ends in McFlurry-free jail cell and merciless mocking by the police
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Rick and Morty' co-creator admits McDonald's Szechuan sauce is simply "trying too hard to be a sauce" among other profound-ish revelations in deep-dive Q&A
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"To Donald Trump"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants the NFL to fire anyone that kneels during the National Anthem
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Panera's founder and CEO challenges CEOs of McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King to eat every breakfast, lunch, and dinner from their own restaurant's kids' menu for seven days
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un "Rocket Man," the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump "Honky Cat"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Delusional. Terrifying." These were adjectives used to describe: A) Kim Jong-Un and North Korea's continued threats of nuclear war. B) Jennifer Lawrence's new film Mother. C) Donald Trump's speech at the UN
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he thinks it's gonna be a long, long time til touch down brings Kim Jong Un around to find he's not the man they think he is at home, oh no
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be on the ballot in California in 2020
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
51% of Americans now approve of Donald Trump's handling of the economy. The other 49% are still asking for someone to explain exactly what it is he has done
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(The Resurgent)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer caught on hot mic saying that Donald Trump likes him, but he's not sure if he like likes him or only likes him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely charm his base and Republican colleagues in Congress, Donald Trump and his new friends agree to protect "Dreamers"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
News coverage of Donald Trump is 91% negative. The other 9% of the time is set aside for TV commercials
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Real Madrid midfielder to miss Champions League game after manscaping mishap. Clearly this amateur shaver needs some tutoring from a seasoned pro like Cristiano Ronaldo
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
ESPN releases statement saying Jemele Hill's tweets about Donald Trump being a "white supremacist" were "inappropriate," even if Trump is a "'white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself' with 'other white supremacists.'"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis makes everything that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon say sound stupid through the use of reason and logic. To be fair, that's some pretty low hanging fruit
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something to be outraged about: McDonald's employees are trained to use a secret technique to give customers less fries
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner should step down over Russia probe, according to noted liberal anti-Trump activists - also known as Donald Trump's lawyers
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Donald Trump is trying to act Presidential today, this would be a good time to remind you of all his tasteless comments over the years regarding 9/11
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legendary "Monday Night Football" producer and Norm Macdonald nemesis Don Ohlmeyer dies at 72
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 15 McDonald's items that we may never see again. Did you like any of them on the list? Want to see any actually come back?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Seth MacFarlane's Star Trek homage The Orville hit its marks, or will it be like Enterprise? Can Fox make a show without dick jokes? Does Penny Johnson Gerald deserve better? Will there be laughs? Find out at 8pm ET on Fox
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has finally begun to realize how much people farkin' hate his guts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi auditioned for the role of Captain Sisko, newly unearthed audition footage reveals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upstart vegan fast-casual chain is hoping to challenge McDonald's as dining destination, says vegan CEO. "Today's consumer is more mindful and aware that eating a diet made up primarily of veggies, fruits, grains and nuts is better for you"
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out Chris Christie (R-hostage) lost his position in President Donald Trump's Cabinet when he publicly criticized Trump for sexually assaulting women. If you go Stockholm syndrome, always go full Stockholm syndrome
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Donald Trump offers to mediate in Persian Gulf crisis, although it remains to be seen how he'll negotiate without having Democrats around to immediately accept offers from
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Jr. says he took that Russian meeting to judge Clinton's "fitness." Adding, "Dad totally did not make me say this"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White evangelical Christians' support of Donald Trump isn't hypocrisy (well, it isn't ENTIRELY hypocrisy). It's them working through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief, and now they're bargaining
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump, who has all the best words, turns his rapier-sharp intellect to Hurricane Irma, stating sagely that "it could be something that will be not good"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
God offers President Donald J Trump a $28,000,000 insurance check
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"With the impeachment and removal of President Donald Trump a long shot at best, there is another way to provide the country some protection from our unfit president: congressional government. "
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin: Donald Trump "is not my bride," but he has been a very naughty boy
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Mon September 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alpha Male and overall internet tough guy Donald Trump announces his response to North Korea's nuclear test.... By going to the UN to ask them to write a letter
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is our national emergency
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Sun September 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Preventing nuclear war between the US and North Korea is entirely dependent on Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump's ability to communicate clearly and effectively. Well, fark
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Those new CIA files on the JFK assassination? They're missing something. Specifically, anything on Lee Harvey Oswald
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Fri September 01, 2017
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Seahawks convert Doug Baldwin's salary into bonus, helping them open Kaep space
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House Budget Director Mulvaney is boasting about how he tricked Donald Trump into cutting Social Security Disability benefits by telling him that SSDI was actually welfare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, as most people already expect it and the ones that didn't will just do some mental gymnastics to rationalize it away, Donald Trump is defying his chief of staff and using his personal phone for calls
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah: You know for a guy who's not racist, Donald Trump sure has a lot of racist friends
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(Ruidoso News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to supply foster kids with Happy Meals, because if nobody will ever love you, you may as well be fat
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The Vanzolini bald-faced monkey, last seen alive in 1936, loses bid for hide-and-seek champion
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen King bans Donald Trump from seeing "It" or "Mr. Mercedes", encourages him to enjoy "The Dark Tower"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mueller: So Donald, about that statement you crafted for Don Jr. when he was setting up meetings with Russian officials inside Trump Tower
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Former GOP senator: "To my fellow Republicans: We cannot allow Donald Trump to redefine the Republican Party." Trump: "No problemo, Dude. I'm not. I'm going to keep doing what the GOP has done for the past 50 years"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump biatches about everything and spends more time complaining than presidenting
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Historian warns Donald Trump may have to be removed from the White House at gunpoint
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember the lessons of the 2008 financial crisis which led to regulation that made the banking system substantially safer and didn't inhibit growth or lending? Pepperidge Farm remembers, so does Janet Yellen. Donald Trump apparently, doesn't
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sheriff Clarke: "Democrats and lib media are no doubt hoping for Hurricane Harvey to make a direct hit on Texas so they can blame @realDonaldTrump. Bastards"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration's Department of Labor names President Ronald Reagan to their Hall of Fame for his key role in busting the FAA union and firing 11,000 union workers
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sees Texas is expecting a hurricane, so he decides to send a video of: A) Hurricane preparedness tips; B) Encouragement to stay safe; C) Propaganda about himself
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will get cracking on reducing McAntibiotics in its global McChicken supply
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump really a Russian spy?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's threat to shut down the government to secure funding for the wall have rattled the stock markets. #DAMMITDONALD
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, meet Angry Mob. Angry Mob, Donald Trump. Nice to meet you
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Tue August 22, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Trump literally watched the eclipse from the Truman Balcony at the White House today, which raises the question: What in the White House will be named after Donald Trump? Difficulty: I'm taking anything toilet related out of the running right away
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
20 things Donald Trump totally stole from Eric Cartman
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I will remove the confederate flag from the South Carolina state house," promised presidential hopeful Donald Trump during the campaign
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Important facts about the likely new White House communications director Hope Hicks: At 28 years old, the former model is Trump's highest-paid and longest-serving aide, and pretty clearly in the "on deck circle" to be the next "Mrs. Donald J. Trump"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
That the entire Republican Party has not risen up, en masse, to renounce Donald Trump's comments about Charlottesville is a disgrace
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Thu August 17, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
The Museum at Auschwitz wants you all to know that they have an opinion on the current turmoil in the U.S. and Donald Trump's statements. They won't tell you what it is, but they have one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Post analyst Phil Bump created a Twitter bot that shows you what Donald Trump's Twitter feed, based on who Trump follows, looks like. It's exactly as bad as you think
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's do a quick check in with Rosie O'Donnell for her latest opinion on Donald Trump, and -- oh my
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your local McDonald's is out of ice cream. Do you: a) write a bad Yelp review, b) take your business elsewhere or, c) pull your AR-15 rifle out of the trunk?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Geraldo just had a great idea
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McConnell is mad at Donald Trump for using a Fog Horn instead of a Dog Whistle when talking about the Night of the Long Tikis in Charlottesville
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember how Donald Trump tweeted that he is disbanding his Manufacturing Council? As it turns out, the Manufacturing Council had already voted to disband before Donald put out that tweet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest chief executive to abandon Trump's CEO councils is Donald Trump
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
McDonald's Canada offering 67 cent hamburgers all day today. Fine, I'll take 50
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kat Timpf of Fox News was on the verge of tears after realizing her fearless leader, Donald Trump, was endorsing Nazism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"One of the biggest wineries" in the country points out they have no affiliation with Donald Trump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook and Reddit ban hate groups. No word yet on the status of r/The_Donald
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wooo boy Rick, that Donald Trump sure fired off a lot of Twitter fury this morning, huh? Shut up Morty, there are infinite USAs out there, let's go find one for a while
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not-so-Grand Wizard Richard Spencer says anyone who believes Donald Trump's denouncement of white supremacist Nazi terrorism is deluded; "Only a dumb person would take those lines seriously"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Perhaps now is a good time to remember that as a candidate Donald Trump told his minions to beat the hell out of protesters, and that he would cover the legal fees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do or say to U.S. President Donald Trump if He were to come back today? Praise him? Condemn him? Scold him? Let us know your opinion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Christiano Ronaldo suspended five matches for using his hands
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's approval rating falling at terminal velocity with a meager 34%
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's most to blame for the rise of the alt-right? A) Racism. B) Empowerment by Donald Trump. C) Zack Snyder's movie "300"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Someone spent $15,000 on a bottle of McDonald's Mulan Szechuan sauce because the power of Rick & Morty knows no bounds. WUB A LUB A DUB DUB
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft has a cow after Consumer Reports pans and de-recommends Surface PCs for industry-worst failure rates, declares Surface the greatest PC of them all and HUUGELY popular with its customers and fans. Thanks, Donald
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(Salon)
 
 
 
My meeting with Donald Trump: "On the drive home, we all burst out laughing, then grew quiet. What the hell just happened?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea issues its greatest challenge to Donald Trump: "Talk and act properly"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A group of skydiving superheroes were banned from surprising children at a summer camp because they were going to fly too close to a certain golf course in New Jersey. Thanks, Donald
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays black ladies to say they like him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman finds something edible in McDonald's
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Resident comes home from a trip and finds that someone has broken into their house and stol...uh wait, cleaned the place up and left. Police to soon release sketch of suspect, bald male wearing white shirt and pants
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You never want to go into prison already having the nickname of 'Donald Trump with a Maine accent'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea will proceed with their plan to make Donald Trump say more silly things
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He wakes up every morning and picks a fight," grouses Ana Navarro about Donald Trump's daily routine
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congratulations America, just 200 days into Donald Trump's Presidency, "Hawaii Prepares for Nuclear Attack" is a front page news story
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The solution to the Donald Trump problem: design a Truman Show just for him and keep him in it 24/7
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO Reeed Hastings told billionaire Peter Thiel that he had exhibited "catastrophically bad judgment" by backing Donald Trump's candidacy
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz refuses to confirm or deny providing any formal counsel to Donald Trump or his aides or accepting any money from the same, remember that the next time he is on TV "not defending" Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays one staffer $89,000 in taxpayer dollars to dig up positive news about him
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this just so you can see a rare sight: a Donald Trump claim rated by Politifact as "Mostly True"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner catches grief for wearing Make America Great Again hat. And she totally doesn't support that cad, Donald Trump. And has no idea where the hat came from. Maybe gremlins put it on her head
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Winning the presidency is the worst thing that could have happened to Donald Trump, as now all of his financial crimes are being investigated because "they're faster to prosecute"
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz believes that any grand jury convened in DC will be too hopped up on melanin to give Donald Trump and his people a fair shake
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After 20 years of development, Grimoire: Heralds of the Winged Exemplar finally releases today, proving there's still time for that Kickstarter you backed to deliver
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberalism created Donald Trump
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"You're going to have the [former] FBI director testify, then the acting director, the chief of staff to the FBI director, the FBI's general counsel, one right after another. This is...the Federal Bureau of Investigation versus Donald Trump"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops have a massive meltdown? Will he raise up the crowd as a Trumpian army to defend his great presidency? This is YOUR Donald Trump West Virginia rally thread at 7PM EDT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sources close to the governor of West Virginia say he will announce at a rally tonight with Donald Trump that he's switching to the Republican party. Sources also say the governor doesn't really follow the news
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Even the trumpers are now abandoning Donald Trump. But do go on and tell us once again how the GOP won't impeach "one of their own"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
We know Donald Trump doesn't want to release his taxes. Some of his appointees simply don't want to pay them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry Donald, but the leaks are coming from inside your mouth. Bonus Fark-Ready Photo Caption: "President Donald Trump with Resting Shart Face™ in the East Room of the White House"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds employee(s) "accidentally" put a piece of bacon on a chicken sandwich ordered by a Muslim family. All 14 sandwiches
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Donald Trump channels Sally Field
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin shaves herself bald. Yeah, you're already clicking on the link and you're going to be disapp.....you're not even reading this now, are you?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Donald brags about record Dow Jones numbers. In totally and completely unrelated news the US dollar is dropping against foreign currencies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New technology will allow you to inflict intractable diarrhea, massive weight gain, total baldness and an intense fishy body odor on your enemies. Is the future great or what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donnie Boy has militarized the White House, because that worked so well for Gerald Ford. This is a man who had never read a book in his life
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Mon July 31, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for man who blew up McDonald's bathroom, fear he may be armed and extremely flatulent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney says his new album will have a song about Donald Trump. Wait, didn't he already record The Fool on the Hill?
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USS Gerald R. Ford makes history by successfully launching and recovering aircraft with magnetic technology, although nobody knows how it works
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anthony Scaramucci and Donald Trump share the same family values . His estranged wife gave birth Monday and although he hasn't seen his newborn son yet, he did send the ex a text congratulating her and offering to "pray" for their son
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting legislation advice and language from r/The_Donald. Now this whole mess is making a lot more sense
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hello. My name is Donald Trump. You killed my Obamacare repeal. Prepare to die"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worker posts interesting pictures of food preparation equipment in his McDonald's restaurant. Interesting enough to get him fired
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Remember the British pensioner who started going to McDonald's every day after his wife passed away. Remember how the staff feted him on his birthday? Well, here is the El Paso, Texas version, courtesy of Whataburger
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Norm Macdonald claims "Saturday Night Live" is playing into Donald Trump's tiny hands. SAD
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why Twitter won't ban Donald Trump. Short answer? $$$
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Hero of the working class Donald Trump: If you can't find a job, move
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bad: Donald Trump Jr. used emails to set up meeting with Russians for dirt on Clinton. Good: Someone turned the emails into a catchy indie folk song
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Breitbart and conservatives, are ready to go to the mat for Jeff Sessions - and turn on Donald Trump. Which would be cool, if it wasn't for the fact that the reason they back Sessions is because he is implementing the worst parts of Trump's agenda
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's just not enough mental bleach in the world after hearing this statement: "Hillary Clinton is Donald Trump's emotional dominatrix"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah "Huckabeast" Huckabee Sanders won't say whether transgender individuals will be thrown out of the military after President Donald Trump announces ban. Most likely because that announcement came out of nowhere
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald and Jeff have moved into the "silent treatment" stage of their lovers' quarrel (w/ helpful pic of two people in a lovers' quarrel)
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Norm MacDonald, who was infamously fired for his relentless murder jokes about O.J. Simpson, now wonders if the Juice might just be innocent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gives his backing to Jared in official White House statement
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's New York Times interview given a dramatic reading by Ron Perlman
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is not invited to the wedding
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, says President Donald Trump needs to "step back" and not comment on special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation. Angry tweet about her looks in 3...2...1
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Listen, this is the episode that Peter Capaldi believes best defines his era on Doctor Who
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump telegraphs his impending firing of Jeff Sessions like a coworker feigning a cough to set up a sick day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump thinks he can save Western Civilization
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Al Franken demands Donald Trump Jr. testify under oath, sending Senior into a tizzy
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump *orders* active duty military to call their Congresspersons to demand the passage of TrumpCare. Who needs Russian-led Moldavian Twitter farms when you can just court martial a few Privates for non-compliance?
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Sat July 22, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Interactive view of the USS GERALD FORD gives us an idea of where the $12.9B went
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having accomplished so much during his first 6 months, Donald Trump is taking almost the whole month of August to enjoy a well-deserved luxury vacation at his golf club resort in New Jersey
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1932, Elliott Richardson was born. He was fired by President Nixon for refusing to fire Archibald Cox, he went on to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Just saying, Jefferson Sessions, just saying
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Japan's First Lady pretended to not speak English to avoid having to interact with Donald Trump at G-20 dinner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Jr. had more undisclosed meetings or phone calls with Russians he just simply forgot about
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the least physically fit president in decades. Which Is different than when Democrats say he isn't fit to be in office
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's Awkward Donald trying to get Putin's attention at the G 20 dinner
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Randy Newman reveals that in preparation for his upcoming album, he wrote a song about Donald Trump's junk from the President's point of view
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach: due to voter fraud, we may never know whether Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. I guess it's reasonable to wonder if we'll ever know whether Donald Trump actually won the Electoral College
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do Congressional Republicans really feel about Donald Trump ? They think he's too stupid to be as corrupt as the democrats claim he is, so leave him alone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump at Republican lunch. Sen. Heller, he opposed the healthcare bill, wouldn't it be a shame if something happened to that Senate seat of his? I know Nevada, and they support me
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has the work ethic of a Fark admin
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plays in a fire truck, sports a cowboy hat, wields a baseball bat like he's about to cap someone, and admires a yacht. All this for "Made in America" week. Bonus: Trump strokes a great, big caterpillar
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Even Chris Christie thinks Donald Jr's meeting with the Russians to get dirt on Hillary was against the law
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is rubbing off on his supporters. Sorry, Donald Trump's TONE is rubbing off on supporters
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Much like his ideological political twin Donald Trump, Rodrigo Duterte can't stop making jokes about sexual assault
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Even after the release of Donald Trump Jr.'s email exchange setting up a meeting with a Russian lawyer who claimed to have evidence against Hillary Clinton, a majority of Republicans still don't believe that Russia interfered in our election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So Donald Trump is officially saying that meeting with foreign governments to collude against domestic political opponents is ok
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Sun July 16, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Afternoon MMA: UFC Fight Night 113 live from Glasgow, with Gunnar Nelson vs Santiago Ponzinibbio and Joanne Calderwood vs Cynthia Calvillo. Fight Pass prelims at Noon ET, televised prelims at 1pm, main card at 3pm, both on Fox Sports 1
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a lying, narcissistic, manifestly incompetent child man who is as dumb as a sack of mackerel. But people who dislike Mexicans and Muslims, who oppose same-sex marriage, offended at a White House occupied by a black guy voted for Trump
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Sat July 15, 2017
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Dry dock photos of USS Fitzgerald shows extent of damage below the waterline
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Tweet, July 14th, 3:57am: "Republicans Senators are working hard to get their failed ObamaCare replacement approved. I will be at my desk, pen in hand!"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Don King says Donald Trump knows what it's like to be a black man -- and that's only the third or fourth-weirdest thing he says in this interview
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes outraged at the "democratic jackals who are foaming at the mouth to execute Donald Trump Jr"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes of MSNBC points to something everyone missed in the e-mails released by Donald Jr., in them it is clear he called Emin Agalarov to discuss meeting the Russian agent. If true, this makes Junior's account of meeting less plausible
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Good News: Time Magazine gives Donald a real cover to hang at his golf courses. Bad News: Eric is going to want his own cover now
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember how when Donald Trump rode that golden escalator down to the podium to the cheers of hundreds of paid off "fans" and we thought we took one too many bong hits? Yeah, Russia was behind that as well. Also, there are tapes
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Police mistake unarmed 5'2" woman for 5'10" bald man with a machete, punch her and sic a dog on her when she identifies herself by her name
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'You have no evidence': Trump lawyer Sekulow's Donald Jr. spin gets shot down on CNN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gun = 'Murica. Gun + ATV = Total 'Murica. Gun + ATV + Bald eagle = Peak 'Murica. Shooting bald eagle + Running it over with ATV = 'MURICA OVERLOAD
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The five people left on Fark who have cable and forgot to cancel Fox News might want to tune in to Hannity tonight, where Donald Trump Jr. will possibly be further incriminating himself regarding his Russia collusion
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some reason, 4 days after Don Jr. met with the Russians, Donald Trump promised big news about Hillary Clinton's crimes in a speech
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is more hated than Justin Bieber and Jared from Subway
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. is getting terrible legal advice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Either Donald Trump Jr.'s lawyer is an idiot or ineffective, but apparently Don Jr. decided to tweet the entire email chain proving that he knew the Russian lawyer he was meeting was a representative from Kremlin with dirt on Clinton
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man trying to sell his Skoda gets inquiries from Lewis Hamilton, Matt Le Blanc, Olly Murs, Brian May and even President Donald Trump. Must be some car (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know you are but what am I? -Donald Trump Jr
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders will have a somewhat unfriendly opponent in next year's Vermont Democratic Senate primary. "I hold him absolutely, centrally responsible for Donald Trump being president"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
G-20 meetings showed that the world's learning how to deal with Donald Trump. Step one: Don't feed the Twitter troll. Step two: Be nice to Ivanka
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Sun July 09, 2017
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman sees her son crawl through McDonald's playground and come out covered in shiat on the other side
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's clubs have been very very good to him
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
It isn't enough to impeach Donald Trump. We must destroy him
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Federal agents grill Kathy Griffin for an hour over her picture of the fake decapitated head of Donald Trump. First time ever she actually kept an audience for 60 minutes
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
McDonald's uses this one neat trick to prevent late-night drunk fights. Or they could just change their name to White Castle and embrace late-night drunk fights
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Toomey explains why Republican Obamacare replacement is so terrible: "I didn't expect Donald Trump to win, I think most of my colleagues didn't, so we didn't expect to be in this situation"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trey Parker explains why South Park will ignore Donald Trump this season and focus on Cartman screwing with Butters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I said, CASTING ALEC BALDWIN AS A BLIND MAN IS JUST WRONG
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. defends Reddit meme creator after CNN report:"The bible says whoever is without sin, throw the first stone. And who really hasn't been a racist, sexist, and anti-semitic scumbag online, right?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum sensors may eliminate the need for tin foil as they herald new generation of wearable brain imaging systems (with helpful pic of what your next hat may look like)
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Shameless Donald Trump and his staff of shameless toadies are emboldening bullies, debasing the office of the president and diminishing the global standing of the United States of America. Happy Fourth of July, everybody
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Modern conservatives are glossing over Ronald Reagan's blue collar side
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin's face sums up how we all feel when listening to a Trump 'speech'
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Sun July 02, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Silly old bald eagle rescued just before the fourth of July, probably drunk on patriotism
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump hates anonymous sources. Fox News just used anonymous sources to defend Trump and his actions. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William Shatner sings "Oh, Canada". A laugh for Canada Day. It's Like Donald Trump on Ritalin
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler says Donald Trump is the bold, fearless leader this country needs. Happy birthday, America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how much Donald Trump's personal assistant makes, now Subby wants that job
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lewandowski praises the twitter stylings of Donald Trump, for whom the dumbbell trolls
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dan Rather goes on CNN and explains that Donald Trump is nothing more than a malfunctioning robot whose programmers have been missing for years
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is Donald Trump as George Washington
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat discusses Peter Capaldi's looming Brexit from Doctor Who; he promises it will be "funny and lively"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill as The Joker as Donald Trump reading his latest tweets
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The New York Post gets right to the point about Donald Trump's Twittering
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is Not Well": An op-ed by Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You don't have to accept that fact that you're balding. You can always tattoo thousands of little dots on your scalp to make it look like you've got a short-cropped buzz look
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Real Madrid's plans to clone Ronaldo are bearing fruit
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Thu June 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brazil's President says corruption charges against him are fictional. Which shows that Donald Trump's style of dealing with criticism and investigations are now pretty much becoming universal
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Constituent to GOP Rep. Tom McArthur: "The first thing you said to us in Waretown: 'I'm not Donald Trump.' Well, I've got an orange wig; you may as well put it on"
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's most outrageous quotes, interpreted by dancers. No word if we'll be treated to a full performance of The Covfefe Suite
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man arrested at McDonald's for enjoying the free Wi-Fi a little too much
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Tue June 27, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago indicts three police officers in relation to the Laquan McDonald shooting. Trials and eventual acquittals not yet scheduled
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The story of how a celebrity site turned political and into one of the biggest cheerleaders for Donald Trump. They came for Kendall Jenner and the Kardashians, and were constantly peppered with pro-Trump fluff
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm reportedly unhappy with Han Solo star Alden Ehrenreich's lack of acting ability. Harrison Ford weighs in, saying, "It never stopped me"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A framed Time Magazine cover featuring Donald Trump hangs on the walls of several of his golf clubs. Would it surprise you to learn that it's fake?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
With just too much new material to pass up, Alec Baldwin confirms he'll return as Trump on SNL next season. Just tremendous
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Things you should do only when absolutely necessary: talk to federal agents. Things you should never do: talk to federal agents without a lawyer present. For ten hours. Especially if you are associated with one Donald J. Trump
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds is on the warpath again, this time against 'pure garbage' written by 'clowns' at a security company
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan introduces the Calpis McShake, blending the rich creaminess of milkshakes with the distinct flavor of Calpis. Pocari Sweat drinkers feeling bummed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Names you expect to hear forming a business partnership: The Koch Brothers and Donald Trump. Names you don't expect to hear forming a business partnership. The Koch Brothers and Deion Sanders
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8% of Americans trust both James Comey AND Donald Trump. We're boned
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This story has it all: Russian intelligence officers, Florida biker gangs, millions of Russian dollars being funneled to Donald Trump. Jeez, all we need is a James Bond villain in the . . . oh, hi, Zorin
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in 2016: We're going to bring all those thousands of steel jobs back. Europe in 2017: new steel plant makes half a million tons of steel wire a year with a whopping 14 employees
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