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Sun May 01, 2016
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
College professor explains why people like Donald Trump. And it's a perfectly reasonable answer
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
One of the (so far) unheralded advances promised by the development of driverless cars: more sexy time behind the wheel. Don't believe me? Here's an "expert" to sexplain it for you
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Some cops make the news because they save a baby from a burning car. Some cops leave their firearms and ammunition behind at McDonald's. Guess who made the news?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince's vault drilled open, Geraldo Rivera discovered
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump channels his inner clairvoyant, predicts "easy November win"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-Hostage): "My wife didn't roll her eyes at Donald Trump's 'Woman Card' remark"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he's prepared to use nuclear weapons against his enemies. This is a repeat from 1968
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(The Street)
 
 
 
McDonald's looks in its warehouse, sees 10 million pounds of leftover wings, and decides to bring back Mighty Wings
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If Donald Trump weren't white he wouldn't be getting this kind of support." Well, if he weren't white he wouldn't be catering to the racist, bigoted asshole demographic so it's hard to say
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Thu April 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
McDonald's to test "healthy" Chicken McNuggets. Yes, that's the joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So what will Will Ferrell's next movie role be? How about playing the role of Ronald Reagan?
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(BBC-US)
 
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Donald Trump is the most popular politician in ... Russia?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"You don't have to worry: before they were killed, your favorite celebrity was cloned. But how do we know this? A man named Donald Marshall has the answers"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Donald J. Trump Elementary School in Austin, Texas has a nice ring to it, at least it has a less Confederate-y name than the Robert E. Lee Elementary School or that crazy Adolf Hitler suggestion
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The online contest to name a cute pair of baby eaglets is now over. Freedom and Liberty beat out other entries such as Stars and Stripes, Riker and Pickard, and Statler and Waldorf
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says women don't like Hillary, which is odd since they like Hillary about a billion times more than they like Trump. Also, Chris Christie's wife rolls her eyes at Trump's sexist statements, which makes her human
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Awwwwwwww.... Hollyweird A-Listers threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump becomes president. Don't let your private jet door hit you in the arse
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The Donald seems to be losing his grip on his most ardent supporters
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's candidacy is basically the GOP's Kobayashi Maru
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight to campaign for Donald Trump. Event will feature flying chairs and one continuous bleep
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton (D) and Donald Trump (R) secretly share a place in Delaware together for engaging in something Hillary once called "a perversion"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: 'If I lose, I don't think you will ever see me again'
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for making threat on Twitter to bomb a Donald Trump rally. Given his mugshot, he did so while on break from Hot Topic after getting dared by the Orange Julius cashier he'd been flirting with
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What will six large orders of McDonald's fries do to you? Here comes the science
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Sat April 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
All-day breakfast at McDonald's? Customers are lovin' it
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Fri April 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to explain the Leicester City FC fairytale to your sports-loving American friends. In US terms, Leicester is the equivalent of Wichita, New Orleans, or Belle Fourche, SD. And LCFC is Donald Trump
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Orioles rookie Joey Rickard is on a tear and Josh Donaldson's glove found out the hard way
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells prospective voters that he would deport their families without question
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After debating whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering their nation, Britons find it offensive that Obama dared to have an opinion on their upcoming vote
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Thu April 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants Harriet Tubman on the $2 because of course he does
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Jack Mehoff quoted in Baltimore Sun supporting Donald Trump. No comment had been received by press time from Mike Hunt or I.P. Freely
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah mocks the "incredibly low expectations" the media has for Donald Trump's campaign
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's: "You know how we're supposed to have all-you-can-eat fries at one of our restaurants? Yeah, about that"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Filling a McDonald's "water only" cup with soda? That's an arrest on charges of theft
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reacting to hysteria over hot dogs at Burger King, McDonald's to bring back bratwurst to Milwaukee-era restaurants, served with traditional Old World condiments ketchup and mustard
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
What if all female celebrities were bald. Dammit, I knew a Telly Savalas reference was way too risky for today's modern internet society
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes to Buffalo to praise the Jets for all those championships they won under Rex Ryan
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(Time)
 
 
 
Okay NOW we're reaching: The registration on Donald Trump's private jet, aka Hair Force One, expired in December of 2015, which basically means the same as you driving a car with expired tags
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Just what you've always wanted: the suit Lee Harvey Oswald wore on his wedding day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may lose elusive Circle-K vote after telling brave tales of 7/11
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he'll win the first ballot in Cleveland. Then again, he says a lot of things
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tuesday Interlude: Norm Macdonald
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee on Donald Trump's New York campaign: "Give us your muddled asshole yearning to scream free"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for Republicans: Hillary Clinton is very beatable in the general election. Bad news for Republicans: Not by either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
With just a day before the big primary, Donald ups his lead to "YUUUGE" and Clinton's lead narrows to "impressive but not crushing"
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(WNCT Greenville)
 
 
 
Could Yellowstone SUPER volcano erupt soon? Could Donald Trump be our next president? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop? Will the Cubs win it all? I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to add other stupid questions
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Sun April 17, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has overtaken Donald Trump in terms of appearances on Sunday talk shows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Donald Trump "absurd". Meanwhile, they plan a mass killing of top officials via gladiator fights with zoo animals armed with small fruits
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Sat April 16, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a "rough July" for the GOP if they screw him out of one single more delegate, followed by a "crappy August" and a September consisting solely of Donald slapping Reince Priebus' shiat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
As if people don't eat enough unhealthy food these days, this McDonald's will include an all-you-can-eat french fry bar
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Fri April 15, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attacks voter nullification scheme, forgetting that is one of the major planks of the Republican party
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(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists say there are six basic elements to making a good apology. And the first thing is to learn not to expect any of them to ever come out of the mouth of Donald Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump of newspapers endorses the New York Post of candidates
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago Alderman says leave urban coyotes alone, let them take care of the rats
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What happens when the Donald Trump Facebook Superweapon targets you
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's favorite Bible quote: "An eye for an eye." But Jesus specifically overturned that rule in Matthew 5:38 saying "but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other as well." So does that mean Trump isn't a Christian?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sources say Donald Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted for assault. In related news, sources say Hillary Clinton will totally be indicted soon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Much like Cindy Lou Who managed to melt The Grinch's heart and got him to join in the celebrations in Whoville, even enjoying the roast beast, Donald Trump has melted Karl Rove's heart, with the latter's Super PAC moving towards an endorsement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump channels his inner Palin
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be attending this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Says that he is too busy applying aloe to his third-degree burns from 2011
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
American national anthem broadcast in McDonald's restaurants every morning in Canada, annoys the locals
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Paddy Power)
 
 
 
In case you thought the U.S. Presidential race had any room to get less dignified, the Irish are now pubicly taking bets on Donald Trump's penis size
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you're going to send emails on April 8 to let residents know that the deadline to submit their Declaration of Candidacy for Delegate form is April 6, at least make sure it goes to the right Washington, right Donald Trump?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman claims dry shampoo made her go bald. With helpful pic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now hear me out on this one: What if we made Donald Trump king?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Well, one thing Donald Trump said is correct. Lying Ted Cruz is a lying farking liar
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is not happy about that fake front page with fake stories about his not-fake ideas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So here's Buzz Aldrin's plan for simulating a permanent settlement on Mars
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Obama is interviewed by Chris Wallace on Fox News, and is asked if he feels personally responsible for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Hilarity ensues
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Here they are, your cosplay photos from Seattle's 2016 Emerald City Comicon. Come for Supergirl, stay for Spiderman with Cap's shield
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The secret to beating Bald Bull was sitting right in the front row all along but no one noticed for 29 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll shows that a third of Trump supporters will not vote for the GOP ticket if The Donald isn't on it. Reince Priebus seen shaking his head, muttering "I didn't sign up for this shiate"
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, a Boston Globe special edition will be set one year in the future and show the reality of a Donald Trump presidency
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP chairwoman becomes a delegate for Donald Trump. Oh, BTW, she's Mitt Romney's niece and worked for her uncle's campaign in 2012
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(Eater)
 
 
 
McDonald's new restaurant design, "You don't have to go home to eat your Chicken Mcnuggets, but you can't eat them here"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer upset with Bill O'Reilly for defending Donald Trump "a lot" and never bothering to legitimize his presidential dreams
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A list of the more than 120 things Donald Trump proclaimed as 'great' during the month of March. Come for the Pfizer, stay for the Todd Palin
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loved talking about his daughter's breasts, even when she was only a year old
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Bernie Sanders' turn toward an increasingly negative, mean-spirited campaign hurt Hillary Clinton's chances against Donald Trump in the fall?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll be voting for Donald Trump 9-11 times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
USS Gerald Ford set to join the fleet in September, when it will be promptly eaten by the USS Seawolf, the Connecticut, and the Jimmy Carter because it is delicious
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
After more than 60 years, the country's oldest surviving McDonald's will get a 21st century facelift - a drive-thru. Still no upgrade planned to the quality of food
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(CIO)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds clings to hopes of Linux desktop domination, vows to 'wear them down' over the next 25 years
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
For those with an appreciation for fine art and a healthy dose of eye bleach: Donald Trump's nude portrait to be shown at a London art gallery for the first time by artist who received over a thousand death threats because of it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump brings his White Hate Machine back to New York to stir up the masses, just like Hitler did back in the 30s and 40s
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert tries to determine what Donald Trump meant when he announced plans to "eliminate the Department of the Environmental." Seems like he may need to learn from the Department of the Educational
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has transitioned into the "concern troll" phase of his campaign against Ted Cruz
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he'll pay off America's national debt by making countries like Japan and South Korea pay enormous sums of money for our "protection"-a scheme dreamed up by his chief economic adviser, one Ragnar Lodbrok
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That time OJ Simpson attended Donald Trump's wedding six months before OJ killed his wife and her lover
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson claims he is advising Donald Trump on SCOTUS nominations, says he is torn between Judge Judy and Judge Fudge
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(BBC)
 
 
 
While the UK was busy being appalled at Donald Trump's comments on abortion, maybe it should have been looking in its own back yard, where a three-month suspended prison sentence is considered "very lenient"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're running for the Republican nomination for President, you might want to make sure two of your children haven't donated money to Democrats. Wouldn't you agree Donald Trump?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is down three points nationally
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Mon April 04, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Enormous news here as Emerald Nuts may have glass in their packages
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Today in unfortunate headline writing: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders Make an Abortion Sandwich
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes his turn slugging Donald Trump for his idiotic views on nuclear weapons, saying "You could fill a book with the things Donald Trump doesn't know; the encyclopedia"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Could the SNL Effect torpedo Donald Trump's campaign? Just ask Sarah Palin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The eerie similarities between climate change deniers and Donald Trump supporters
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John Kasich thinks it would be "cool" and "fun" to stick it to the Donald and Ted Cruz and destroy what is left of the Republican Party
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders channels his inner Donald Trump, defends his decision not to release his last eight years' worth of tax returns
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says the Doctor's next companion has to be someone who can stand up to him; so, more a Donna Noble and less every other companion since Ace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like the rest of us, Donald Trump wants to know why John Kasich is being allowed to run
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will eliminate the $19 trillion national debt in 8 years, if you let him. Why won't you America-haters give him a chance?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Donald Tru... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Donald Trump admits he was wrong... about comparing Ted Cruz's wife to his own
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Fri April 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood official points out that the reason so many "pro-life" advocates denounced Donald Trump's abortion comments was not because they disagreed with him, but because nobody was supposed to say that part out loud yet
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(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and Kanye merged into a teenager and made a music video
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things you should know about what Donald Trump's foreign policy would look like. It's got things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, C-beams glittering in the dark, tears in rain, the works. Time to win again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sued over violent Kentucky rally
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Sign the f*cking loyalty pledge, Donald." Trump: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "SIGN THE F*CKING PLEDGE" (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NYC riders at Herald Square subway station discover that, yes, there are smells worse than drunken hobo piss
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Before Donald Trump made everyone want to move to Canada, the nation's railroad enticed people with ads
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces new slogan, "The simpler the better." Although it's not specific whether they mean their food, their service or customers who don't bother to look into what eating does to their health
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"I'm rubber and you're glue, I have a lawyer and I will sue. Anderson Cooper's a dumb-dumb. He's a stupid-head." Stephen Colbert interviews a cartoon Donald Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz shares a light-hearted chuckle with Jimmy Kimmel about murdering Donald Trump
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton to play McDonald's founder Ray Kroc in upcoming movie. Producers hope to offer the role of Ronald McDonald to Chris Christie
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Yes Chris Matthews, I can't rule out using nukes in Europe if I needed to. You seem bewildered?
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Crazy Ann Coulter has finally noticed how crazy Donald Trump is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
First-graders in Alaska accused of trying to kill classmate, although it was a Waldorf School so all they had access to were all-natural, non-toxic poisons that came with the seaweed they ate for lunch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How doomed is Donald Trump? So doomed that Anthony Weiner says Trump is as doomed as he was, and that's doomed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenage protester at Donald Trump's Wisconsin rally gets groped by one of his supporters, and when she confronts the man about it, she gets pepper sprayed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Donald, you're arguing like a 5-year-old"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Michael Ian Black has written a children's book about Donald Trump
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If someone on Craigslist offers to sell you a $60k Chevy Suburban for $30k cash in the McDonald's parking lot, it's probably stolen. But if you have $30k cash to spend on a car in the McDonald's parking lot, you probably stole that too
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's popularity is at an all-time low
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man earning nearly $42,000 a month by impersonating US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says acting crazy, insulting people at gigs is good work if you can get it ...except for the crazy hair part
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Media beginning to accept it created Donald Trump; still not smart enough to understand how
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that you've got all this leftover Easter candy, you can turn your Peeps into fondue, Peeps Waldorf Salad, or soak them in vodka and make Peeptinis
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump aide loses it live on CNN after being told he can't deflect to talking points unrelated to questions
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The rebellion of Ted Cruz is as much a sham as Donald Trump's entire campaign
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mexico's Easter Eve celebrations included the usual festivities; egg hunts, reflections on Jesus, burning effigies of Donald Trump, and chocolate
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bulgaria says it likes Donald Trump's ideas, would like to build this wall thing along its border with Greece to see if it works, subscribe to his newsletter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman recounts 1970s date with Trump: "The bill was yuge - but The Donald didn't bring cash"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's how to turn your McChicken into a fast food Chicken parmigiana using ingredients McDonald's just has laying around anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump facing a yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge gender gap
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi will change the name of its 'rape yellow' paint after complaint from abuse victim. No word yet on the fate of its 'genocide purple' or 'felonious assault green' colors
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is a sniveling coward." Oh, it's on
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans think the stock market will soar under President Donald Trump. Unfortunately it's just the contractors who know about framing and building walls
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump...peacenik
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Co-founder of a Gay Republican group gave Donald Trump a chance to talk at CPAC years ago, and now regrets the decision because he is taking the blame for Trump's presidential run
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Wed March 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren endorses Donald Trump.....s War on Wall Street
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney on the fact that Donald Trump keeps marrying foreign women: "It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won't do"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks the obvious question. "Why Donald Trump?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump won't shut up about how manly, steady and strong his hands are: "Look at these hands, aren't they beautiful?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's getting harder for companies to go about Union busting, presumably because, like gutting a Bald Eagle on national television, it's a little tough to do with endangered species and *not* have people notice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush endorses Ted Cruz, calling him "consistent." Consistency, as we all know thanks to Ralph Waldo Emerson, is the hobgoblin of small minds; ergo, Ted Cruz is a small-minded hobgoblin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump finally scores over 50% of the vote in a poll
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll probably endorse Donald Trump, needs 9-11 weeks to think about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Arizona get Berned? Will Idaho go full potato? Does the probability of winning in Utah increase with the number of wives you've had? 'Cause that may explain the Donald. THIS is your Primary Tuesday thread "Western Omelet" edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Drumpf to Washington Post Editorial Board: "I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay?"
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago has a solution to the rat problem-- feral cats. Soon they will come up with a solution to the feral cat problem
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
If you are Latina, and appear on stage with Donald Trump, expect consequences from the caring and sympathetic left
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's violent, misogynist campaign manager's favorite pastime is drunk dialing reporters and coming on to them over the phone
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bald eagles hatch at National Arboretum, immediately cry red white and blue tears and shiat freedom sparkles as the American flag waves in the background
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump refers to Elizabeth Warren as "the Indian." Presumably he means feather, not dot
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Remember when Gerald Ford called for congressional hearings into the Michigan UFO sightings from 1952-1969? And then the wolves ate him. Coincidence?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now Mr. Ben E. King's "Stand By Me"...performed by GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump and Dr. Ben Carson
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Anti-Defamation League is redirecting donations Donald Trump made over the years and will put them toward anti-bias education programs that address exactly the kind of stereotyping and scapegoating he now embraces
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
My wife and daughter are constantly going on about "Donald, you need to act more presidential" yadda yadda yadda. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hail to the king, baby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sat March 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Within a year of his death, Andrew Breitbart warned Republicans of Donald Trump, whom he dismissed as a non-conservative. "If these guys don't learn how to play the media ... we're going to probably get a celebrity candidate"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's hikes wages, and surprisingly the sky has not fallen. Instead, employee turnover is down and customer service is better
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Who said it, Donald Trump or Sterling Archer?
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Keith Richards once nearly pulled a knife on Donald Trump
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(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
George W. Bush might have screwed Donald J. Trump out of ever being president back in 2000
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How Donald Trump got Cadillac to make him the most opulent stretch limousine ever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Cruz-Rubio "unity" ticket proves that Donald Trump is the biggest gift to the Democrats since Watergate
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones said that he, with the help of his pal Donald Trump, is "trying to save humanity" from an attack from Satan and his minions who plan on stealing space travel to spread the devil to the stars. No. Seriously
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Singing Donald Trump's praises while you beat up a couple of minority college students? Smile, you're on gas station camera, and the police would like to have a word with you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russians confused and the Kremlin is annoyed by a bizarre Donald Trump ad featuring Putin and a barking Hillary Clinton
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: I gotta hand it to that Donald Trump. When he compared me to a child molester, that was a smart move
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Linguists say Donald Trump 'uses language typical of children aged 11 and under'
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
New study says that Donald Trump has received $2 billion worth of free media coverage. Which means he's running his campaigns like all his businesses, becoming successful by using other people's money
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Told you Donald Trump was working for the Clintons, he just saved Hillary Clinton's candidacy. Knew it all along
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
WhereWhitePeopleMeet.com founders say their dating site is not racist, nor a place to sign up for tickets to a Donald Trump rally
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Wed March 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say a strange worm-like creature is actually the ancestor of all fishes and not Donald Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The danger of bringing a random Donald Trump supporter onto your television program is that you won't know until it's too late that he's a crazed birther who will rant about the eligibility of Cruz, Rubio, and Obama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump dismisses ad showing Trump's typical opinions of women, saying it's "sour grapes". All those chicky-babes just wanted a piece of ole Donald and they couldn't have him
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Tue March 15, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump fails to get a critical endorsement for the highly coveted banned from baseball for betting against his own team vote
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has cut a swath of destruction through the Tea Party, which gave us Trump in the first place
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hillary caught on a "hot mic" talking to Chris Matthews, trying to figure out why the fark Chris Christie is endorsing and campaigning for Donald Trump "Why did he support him? Did he have a debt?" Hey, she's just askin' questions here
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Women read real quotes from Donald Trump about women
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How Stephen King predicted Donald Trump in 1979
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Mon March 14, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin quits Donald Trump's campaign halfway through the primary
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons insists he has not been kidnapped, is just helping Chris Christie take off a few pounds in Donald Trump's underground lair
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Donald Trump makes the ultimate political gamble: "We've got to let Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin gives Donald Trump some help concerning his racial controversies. It's as good as you might imagine
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Michelle Fields, Breitbart reporter assaulted by Donald Trump's campaign manager, tells propagandist overlords to STFU, DIAF
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Sun March 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump threatens to file charges against protesters
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
After looking at an edited YouTube video posted on his Twitter page, Donald Trump's 'internet people' are pretty convinced the guy who rushed the stage on Saturday is possibly connected to ISIS
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
UK startup company says it can predict the next stock market selloff. Which isn't that hard to figure out since it should be within about three minutes of Donald Trump being declared the winner of the November presidential election
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news: Donald Trump inspires America. Bad news: At least the xenophobes, the racists and the cosplayers
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
"llma Gore, the LA artist behind that viral Donald Trump 'baby dick' pic, has been banned from Facebook for violating its nudity policy"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama speaks out against Donald Trump's use of personal criticism in politics, so he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin and wife Hilaria expecting their third child. No word if Hilaria will be induced
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(Politico)
 
 
 
HI, DONALD TRUMP HERE, with a brand new product "Farkitol". Are you tired of those losers, and grandstanders who have controlled this country with an iron fist? WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are still two McDonald's in the US selling McPizza. ROAD TRIP
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The complete history of Donald Trump's failed schemes
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
In news that might surprise you: Donald Trump's paternal grandfather won an election in 1896 for justice of the peace. In news that won't surprise you: "Frederick Trump ran a real estate office and a disreputable hotel"
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Today's Open Letter to Donald Trump That Will End His Campaign Once and For All comes from a third grader in North Carolina
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Museum offers to display a replica of Donald Trump's penis, despite being short-handed
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa man fined for throwing tomatoes at Donald Trump, offered speaking slot at convention, unlimited ammo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's clothing and merchandise manufacturing is making China great again
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
Either Donald Trump only earned $500k last year or he just lied on a tax form
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton pledges to never let Donald Trump become President. Whoa, back up a step there. That's an important decision that affects all Americans. Maybe we all should like vote on that or something
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Curious what America's only Muslim-governed city thinks of Donald Trump?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset that America is close to voting for Donald Trump as president, El Niño decides to take its anger out on the entire world
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The rest of the world will scream out and demand, "You cannot elect Donald Trump." And the United States electorate will whisper, "Yes we can"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Americans make 11 million visits to the doctor every year because of obesity. Which would be unnecessary if it weren't for the 500 million trips every year to McDonald's
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget about Broadway tickets, hot dogs and pretzels, the biggest selling item in Times Square is Donald Trump buttons
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Donald has attacked every person of color - except John Boehner." RELEASE THE BIDEN
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
George Takei just perfectly sums up Donald Trump's interview technique. OH MY
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News blames Mitt Romney for Donald Trump
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tried to buy the Cleveland Indians in 1983. Suddenly, "Major League" doesn't seem so far-fetched
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC discovers that showing full-frontal nudity in prime time instantly cuts show ratings in half: "Viewer numbers dive-bombed each time actor Conor McCarron, playing suspect Frankie Alder, was seen without a shred of clothing on"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Zac Rinaldo, waived by the Bruins because of suspension after suspension, clears waivers and promptly earns, wait for it, indefinite suspension. Suspension
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 151, with former champ Joe Warren vs undefeated Darrion Caldwell and Gilbert Smith vs Fernando Gonzalez. Prelims stream at 6:45 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS officially endorses Donald Trump for president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because you've got nothing else to do all morning, here's a list of Donald Trump's verifiable lies from last night's debate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio basically admitted last night that they'd pull a Chris Christie if Donald Trump won, which means that their attacks on him now are utterly worthless and we might as well just go straight to the brokered convention
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT Postdoc creates eerily accurate Drumpf bot. Looks like the Donald has found his running mate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Like most everything, Donald Trump doesn't know how the military works
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's biggest threat in the 2016 primary battle? Donald Trump
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
From the producers who brought you "The Producers," Trumped is a new musical starring Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Cloris Leachman and the unlikely candidate himself, Donald Trump
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Hyperpatriotic American imagery from an alternate universe where the Turkey won out over the Bald Eagle to be our national bird
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How Theodore Bilbo, a white supremacist politician from Mississippi 70 years ago wrote the political playbook Donald Trump's campaign is following today. And he always seemed like such a nice guy in "The Hobbit"
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's 24-year-old son writes article on family friend Donald Trump. Says Trump is as racist as he's been described and he cares nothing for the country. How 24-year-old Cooper Hefner knows any of this is the real question
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite all the cliams that Donald Trump is "dividing the Republican party" an analysis of the Super Tuesday voting results show that the party is actually remarkably united--just behind an incredibly divisive candidate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is this generation's Barry Goldwater...with worse hair
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Planning on leaving the country if "The Donald" becomes President? The NY Daily News has you covered with their complete guide on how to flee the country. Tag is for the odds you'll actually leave
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
David Duke claims Donald Trump will "save America from Jewish supremacists." LOLWUT
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, that jerk? Don't worry, Donald Trump is here to save you from that guy
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
NH Union Leader apologizes for endorsing Christie: "Watching him kiss the Donald's ring this weekend.......demonstrated how wrong we were"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What would the Presidential election sound like as jazz? Donald Trumpet dominates all others
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A vote for Bernie Sanders is a vote for Donald Trump and a war with Iran. I have heard this before but I just cannot remember where from
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(CNN)
 
 
 
13 bald eagles found dead in Maryland. 13, the same number as the original colonies. Bald eagle...the bird of America. National Treasure 3 viral campaign?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP establishment is upset Donald Trump stole their hate machine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly shreds Mike Huckabee for defending Donald Trump
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Post urges its readers to "back away" from Donald Trump, noting his distinctly unChristian attitudes and language. Come for the article, stay for the glorious trainwreck that is the comment thread
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR CEO Brian France endorses Donald Trump for President. NASFARK announces search for new sport to follow
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver addresses the biggest threat facing the country: Donald Trump
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio releases summaries of his last five years of tax filings, gives Donald Trump 1,040 reasons for him to release his
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
When no one was looking, John Hawkins laid out forty reasons not to vote for Donald Trump. He laid out forty reasons. That's as many as four tens
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Fri February 26, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel unveils new campaign ad for Donald Trump geared towards his biggest voter base
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: That's a nice freedom of the press you have there, media. Would be a shame if something happened to it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump? Thanks, Obama
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do all the attacks on Donald Trump's empty rhetoric fail? Because his empty-headed supporters don't understand what words like "rhetoric" mean
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oh sure. A few thousand dollars worth of Rogaine gets stolen and right away, everybody starts looking at the bald guy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hugh Hewitt: "Will you share your tax returns?" Donald Trump: "Very few people listen to your radio show"
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke on his radio show: "Call Donald Trump's headquarters [and] volunteer. ...you're gonna meet people who are going to have the same kind of mindset that you have"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now acting like Don Trump, as he adds blackmail to his campaign's repertoire :"I hear the Ricketts family, who own the Chicago Cubs, are secretly spending $'s against me. They better be careful, they have a lot to hide-"
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first Bernie Sanders action figure has more realistic hair than Donald Trump
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're going to McDonald's to purchase the McPick 2 for $2, make sure you bring an extra $3
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex "Wingnut" Jones says "They're going to kill Donald Trump as part of a False Flag operation." ZOMG TRUMPGHAZI
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he "loves the poorly educated," admits they're his key demographic
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio Super PAC gets serious about his presidential campaign, says he is the Harry Potter to Donald Trump's Voldemort
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Tue February 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Nevada voters say no dice to Donald Trump? Will it be a crap shoot between Rubio and Cruz? And what the hell is Ben Carson still doing in the race, let alone Kasich? It's your Official GOP Nevada Caucus Discussion Thread. Caucases open at 5PM PT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio has gone on the offensive against Ted Cruz. He really should have started attacking Donald Trump, but his programming wouldn't allow it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert on Donald Trump: "He's unstoppable; basically, he's Godzilla with less foreign policy experience"
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Mon February 22, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What did Nacho hide in Wormald's wall? Will Wormald get his baseball cards back? How rockin' will Jimmy's cocobolo desk be? Tune in to tonight's 'Better Call Saul' and discuss Mike's cheery mood and Chuck's new space blanket on AMC at 10:00 EST
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends to Newt Gingrich: How did Donald Trump become the runaway GOP winner? Newt Gingrich to Fox & Friends: You, Dad. They learned it by watching you
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
The Usual Gang of Idiots loses another member, MAD, National Lampoon and New Yorker cartoonist John Caldwell dead at 69
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eating at McDonald's increases risk of premature death
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wonders whether Marco Rubio is, you know, eligible to run for president. He's just asking questions
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Sun February 21, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 83, with Donald "Cowboy" Ceronne vs Alex "Cowboy" Oliveira. My money's on Cowboy. Early prelims at 5:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1. Bonus: No Kimbo or Dada
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Disaster Maldonado might be heading to Indycar. Stay safe, drivers
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Fri February 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the spirit of forgiveness, Pope Francis may be granted an audience with Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who tweeted it: Donald Trump or Kanye West? This is CNN
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(Salon)
 
 
 
For the first time since firing Norm MacDonald, Weekend Update has become unwatchable
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2016 Donald Trump confronted by 2002 Donald Trump over the Iraq War
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Can't decide if you want breakfast, lunch or brunch? McDonald's begins testing the Chicken McGriddle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Perhaps the all-day breakfast thing was a bad idea after all for McDonald's
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Thu February 18, 2016
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has been made a 'Knight of the Round Table' for his service to humanity by a Scientologist hotel owner in Cornwall. No, you read that right
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
How special is McDonald's Special Sauce? About $96,000 special
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The secret to Donald Trump's success? The exploitation of voters' fears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "liberal" media really goes to town on Donald Trump with a fluffy softball town hall meeting. Boy, the media sure is biased against conservatives
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh come on Marco Rubio just put on the Trump dress and say the name ... and make the Donald dance
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz to Donald Trump: "Go ahead and sue me, hoser"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Human brain is attracted to things that were once pleasing even if they no longer are. Which finally explains why most Americans still eat at McDonald's
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katrina Pierson, the bullet necklace wearing spokeswoman for Donald Trump, goes on tirade against the far right for their "idiotic opposition" to Planned Parenthood, saying they're more than abortions. We've gone through the looking glass, people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says politicians are the most dishonest people he's ever met. And this is coming from a man who used to own a beauty pageant with contestants who claimed their looks were all natural
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"The Bachelor" is running out of ideas, is now doing product placement with McDonald's where The Bachelor romances bachelorettes over an Egg McMuffin feast
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Establishment conservatives are not victims of Donald Trump's "revolution." They are, in fact, the architects of his success
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"There is widespread consensus that Donald Trump had a very bad night in Greenville. The question is whether that will cause lasting damage, or if he continues to be coated in Teflon"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blames George W. Bush for failing to keep America safe and listen to critical intelligence about the September 11th attacks. And he did so right to Jeb's face
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Sat February 13, 2016
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Another week, another GOP debate. Can Rubio reboot his campaign? Will Kasich keep any momentum? Can Bush & Cruz take down The Donald? Will Carson show up on stage when his named is called? The fun starts at 9pm ET on CBS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP "insiders" continue to dig an ever deeper hole in the sand for their heads to stick in, still believe The Donald won't win the GOP nomination
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Fri February 12, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy eats at all 46 London McDonald's locations in one day. "I've learned about parts of London I didn't know, foods I didn't know, and areas of my body I didn't know could feel pain." Sounds about right
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blames Mitt Romney for SuperPAC attack
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How to talk to your children about ..... Donald Trump
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is erasing his past
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP fears a split convention as it's becoming more and more clear that they either need to bite the pillow and accept Donald or realize that every other candidate is going to get at least one state and refuse to drop out
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher blames Sarah Palin for Donald Trump's campaign: "She got the country used to someone on the level of a car show spokesmodel being presidential timber...Trump may be their savior, but [Palin] was the immaculate misconception"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News to Trump: "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DONALD"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the question "Just who *is* Donald J. Trump?" CNN: Not just asking questions, but asking stupid questions
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Feel The Bern: Did anyone notice that Donald Trump is saying exactly the same thing as Bernie Sanders on drug price controls?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump pussy song
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gourmet chef takes pride in fooling foodies by creating appetizing taster menu out of McDonald's ingredients, letting them praise sublimely experimental cuisine and Instagram it as #atasteofsocal, then dropping irony bomb on them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's crafty plan to end the career of Megyn Kelly has succeeded as she is the featured guest on Colbert's show
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Not racist, but #1 with a guy so racist, he was infuriated when Harry Potter kissed Cho Chang
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Mexico won't pay a "single cent" for Donald Trump's "stupid wall"
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Sat February 06, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Donald J. Trump will never rebound from Iowa if he starts to act like a sore loser - a real, and potentially quite entertaining, possibility"
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Young women only support Bernie Sanders because they want attention from boys, said A) Donald Trump, B) Sarah Palin, or C) Gloria Steinem
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump both have the potential to kill their respective political parties--and they're really close to making that a reality
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Fri February 05, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no one thinks the stuff in McDonald's new cheese sticks is actually cheese. No, no one is stupid enough to file a federal lawsuit over it. Well, almost no one
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says Donald Trump still hasn't committed to the next Fox News debate because he's still terrified of her
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump flouts Adele's music ban
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you wonder why McDonald's doesn't explicitly promote their new Kale Salad as healthy fast food. Well, they're clowning us
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: 'I'm prejudiced - I want Donald Trump to win the nomination'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Not all headlines need editing for Fark: Sarah Palin urges people to support Donald Trump because he thinks like Justin Bieber
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: OK, maybe I shouldn't have skipped the debate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Howard Dean wants people to stop comparing him to Donald Trump, as Trump has never really had a Howard Dean moment. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bachelor fans outraged at Iowa caucuses interrupting their show. Slate is outraged that Bachelor fans are outraged. I am outraged because McDonald's forgot ketchup for my fries
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News coverage of caucus night in Iowa basically consisted of Fox News gloating over how it defeated Donald Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter is the gift that keeps on giving; says Donald Trump actually came in first at the Iowa Caucus. First, that is, among "Natural-born American candidates." Keep farking that chicken, Ann
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News talks shiat about Donald Trump and his supporters for their misogyny and nasty comments about Megyn Kelly. Man, it's going to be really uncomfortable for Fox News if Trump manages to get the nomination
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how when the news first got out that Donald Trump wanted to run for president how we all joked that he'd remake the White House in his gaudy style?
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's old Iowa campaign bus has been re-purposed to mock the plastic-coiffed racist, complete with his campaign slogan in Arabic, stickers mocking his comments on women and Mexicans, and the old stripper pole
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes on Twitter rampage against Evangelist who endorsed Ted Cruz, calling the pastor a "phony con man. " But isn't that the very definition of an evangelist?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump exposes the big lie that is Fox News. How they are not truly conservative because they deal in fear and hate Yes, Donald Trump says Fox deals in fear and hate. That's the joke
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have perfected the "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE" rhetoric
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Fri January 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zebra cousin that went extinct 100 years ago is brought back by scientists. It's now called the first successful attempt at reviving an extinct species since McDonald's brought back the McRib sandwich
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
McDonald's response to customers' complaints about no cheese in their mozzarella sticks? Cooking is tricky
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Kalashnikov to open AK-47 factory in Florida. Which is like opening a McDonald's in the middle of a hospital's cardiac care wing
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump promises to stop rigging economy against you, start rigging economy against people you hate
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert just made Donald Trump debate Donald Trump, and it's better than the entire GOP debate
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls Brussels, Belgium a "hell hole." Mostly because there isn't one building in the downtown area with a large sign saying "Trump"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump used to confirm Betteridge's Law
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That Veteran's Group Donald Trump is raising money for tonight instead of attending the debate? Yeah, they don't want his money
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Michael Bloomberg is worth $49 billion. Which makes him five times more qualified to be president than Donald Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump lashes out and attacks Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and, for whatever reason, non-contender Rand Paul
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have a spare $100 lying around the house and a hankering for a bottle of McDonald's special sauce?
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(Digg)
 
 
 
The secret to Donald Trump's success is that he speaks at a 4th grade reading level
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In 2011, Donald Trump praised Megyn Kelly for her master debate moderation skills
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News:"We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk "Green Beret Colonel" expresses desire to join the Oregon Dildo Collectors' Convention, then threatens to murder police officers and invokes the Ronald Reagan Defense when asked about his service record
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember when Donald Trump's wife and Donald Trump's mistress got in a public brawl in Aspen? Good times, good times
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(Today)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld apparently a little sore about being left off Jeb's foreign policy team
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pew Research says Barack Obama is almost as popular as Ronald Reagan, but a slightly better actor
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Shockingly, metal head Pat Boone is a big fan of Sarah Palin and Donald Trump. Not only that, he outlived David Bowie and Lemmy and Glenn Frey. Apparently, God has a sense of humor
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says his presidential run has been good for his business. YOU DON'T SAY
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British man claiming to be the "Archbishop of Peckham" is selling a miracle cure that's really just a $4 bottle of Aldi olive oil he's doubled the price on
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
JK Rowling responds to Donald Trump's spokeswoman's deplorable Tweets about "half breeds." Truly, this is Trump's Katrina
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(Regal Tribune)
 
 
 
McDonald's McMakes a McComeback. McSuck it, McHaters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Republicans beginning to wonder if Donald Trump's surge is an "Ambien dream"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld helps develop a solitaire app. No word yet if Dick Cheney will be pitching in on a first person shooter
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Someone remixed Sarah Palin's Donald Trump stump speech into a terrifying EDM/country hybrid
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oprah, Herald of the Antichrist or potential Vice Presidential candidate? CHOOSE
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I could stand on 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You might actually WANT to eat at this McDonald's
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Some Colonel)
 
 
 
The real Colonel Sanders hated everything that KFC became - even before Norm MacDonald
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat is leaving Doctor Who. That's good. There will be no Doctor Who in 2016 except for a Christmas episode. That's bad. Peter Capaldi contains potassium benzoate
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