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Tue February 21, 2017
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How TV influences Donald Trump's foreign policy. And that's fine, look I was raised on TV and I turned out TV
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brazilian striker Ronaldo went legend in 2002 World Cup for his absurd haircut, reveals he got it to distract media from asking about his groin injury
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Driverless racing car suffers high-speed crash. Still considered a better option than Pastor Maldonado
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Seven indicators that Donald Trump's understanding of economics is roughly on par with that of a chicken
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Gore may have invented the Internet, but Donald Trump owns about half of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 1,800,000 sign petition, British Parliament to hold 3-hour debate on whether to refuse Donald Trump the honor of a state visit due to his "well-documented misogyny and vulgarity." Bollocks. Arsebiscuits
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Shameless rhetoric will always find a receptive audience with shameless people. Donald Trump's was the greatest political strip-tease act in U.S. political history: the dirtier he got, the more skin he showed, the more his core supporters liked it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How did Donald Trump react to those "underreported" terror attacks? Let's check the tweets
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Don't tell me--marijuana laced with formaldehyde?
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NH1)
 
 
 
Bald eagle populations are on the rise, and if anyone tries to stop them there will be hell to pay
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hey Mexico, about this terrible NAFTA deal..." Mexico: "Hey, Donald, about those DEA offices we let you open in our country and all that other stuff"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump holds first "campaign rally" of his presidency in Nurember... excuse me - Melbourne, Florida
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This is what happens when Seth Rogen discovers Donald Trump Jr. is following him on Twitter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Philippines version of Donald Trump, just shorter and not orange, has now started to arrest political opponents
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Much like Donald Trump pursuing Nancy O'Dell in a furniture store; Heinz-Kraft refuses to back down from Unilever merger after total rejection
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Evan McMullin: Donald Trump's authoritarianism is proof that we need a new conservative movement
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Perhaps this Donald J. Trump fellow is not of sound mind," suggest lawmakers over a year too late
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"There are two Chicagos; one is safe, the other worse than the Middle East," says an angry Donald Trump. However, one thing is certain: both Chicagos both have awful baseball teams
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby learned two things about Norm MacDonald yesterday: (1) He owns a professional football team, (2) he's a way better announcer than Joe Buck
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump isn't insane; he's just a horrible boss whom you only have to listen to "for five minutes to know that he is intimately familiar with the taste of a waiter's testicles rubbed on to his $200 filet mignon"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chris Christie "forced" to eat meatloaf by Donald Trump at White House, which, if true, represents first time Christie forced to eat anything, anything at all
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Kremlin ordered state media to cut way back on their fawning coverage of President Donald Trump, because it's making Putin look bad
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a good negotiator that thanks to his attempts to renegotiate with China, Germany expects to gain huge business opportunities there, finally allowing them to break bigly into that market
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Since President Donald Trump was elected in November, various measures of economic confidence have increased, some hitting record highs." You haters must be pretty embarassed right now
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea is "Macbeth with nukes." It should be noted Kim Jong-Un thinks Macbeth is an off-brand McDonald's
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing CEO listening in on Donald Trump's calls to Lockheed Martin CEO
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(World News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's erratic behaviour causes US politicians to review procedures for removing Presidents
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi could be succeeded by Conan O'Brien on Doctor Who
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What Donald Trump's handshake says about him
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Wed February 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How to live forever while only eating McDonald's. Probably it'll just seem like forever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you think Donald Trump realizes Donald Trump fired Mike Flynn? Because it doesn't appear that Donald Trump knows this
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Republican to GOP "It's time to impeach Donald Trump"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Donald that Putin never loved him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The tax plan that Donald Trump has is based off of one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wakes up, takes stock of his administration, and vows to start anew. Just kidding, he blames everything on fake news and re-ignites his feud with our own intelligence community. So. Tired. Of all the. Winning
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
McDonald's just exposed your buns to an unprotected nutsack
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
First Piers Morgan and now Geraldo Rivera makes sense. Life moves pretty fast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So Donald Trump got Mar-A-Lago removed from Trip Advisor
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's non-stop talk about walls, deportation and his love for his daughter Ivanka actually make for pretty creative Valentine's Day card taglines
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Uploaded cellphone footage of rats frolicking in your McDonald's? Ba da ba ba ba, you're fired
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How badly is Donald Trump screwing up? Let's put it this way: even IRAQ, which is currently depending on US troops and airstrikes to keep from becoming the new home of ISIS' caliphate, isn't sure they want to be friends anymore
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump's biggest supporter at the Grammys did not support him until very recently, almost like she is just supporting him as some kind of publicity stunt or marketing ploy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American wrestler in Mexico has taken on the persona of Donald Trump, to jeers and boos from the crowd, as he predictably loses matches against Mexican wrestling heroes
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Caption this pic of Donald Trump saying something to Justin Trudeau today
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
America doesn't deserve Donald Trump says Alex Jones
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver will begin running ads Monday morning on Fox News Channel, CNN and MSNBC on Morning Joe, Fox & Friends, and New Day in order to highlight subjects and topics Donald Trump knows nothing about
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spreads debunked story about Sanders. Apparently, he's not a Colonel after all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After a rocky first month as President, Donald Trump has done some serious soul-searching and deep introspection...and concluded HE'S awesome, it's just that his staff sucks and he needs a new one
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
If you picked a song to describe Donald Trump's approval rating, it would probably be "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because New Yorkers always have to be uber hip and better than anyone else they now have a 'fancy' McDonald's with a concierge and French pastry to lift their pinkies at
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The reason air quotes were invented: Newspaper "accidentally" uses image of Alec Baldwin as photo of Trump
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer might run for office again because he figures he's really just Donald Trump without all that pesky racism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Understatement Of The Year Headline: This is going to be harder than Donald Trump expected
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Rosie O'Donnell make the internet's dreams come true by portraying Steve Bannon? Will Alec Baldwin send Trump into a Twitter meltdown? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread 11:30pm ET as Baldwin hosts for a record-breaking 17th time
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Herald offers up their carefully researched, ground breaking Valentine advice: booze, food, spend money, have sex
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"In case it wasn't clear, blue-state legislatures are not only in full frontal rebellion against President Donald Trump, they're trolling him"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Alec Baldwin gets ready to host SNL for a record 17th time, he explains the secret to his near-perfect Trump impression: "We're just repeating back what he says"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks: "Donald Trump doesn't scare me. He's a song-and-dance man"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One hopes there is a special place in hell for the kind people who steal bolted-down Playstations from children's cancer wards, and a whole bunch of angry, bald children waiting for them when they get there
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian town builds a statue of Donald Trump. To keep it classical, the Venus de Milo will serve as a template for his hands
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at the long, complicated relationship between Donald Trump and Saturday Night Live
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP congressman: Not only should Donald Trump NOT release his tax returns, NO elected official should
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is vexed by the challenges and scale of government, light switches
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(National Review)
 
 
 
You think the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals that just issued a ruling against Donald Trump's immigration order is a good thing? Think again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Three key mistakes Donald Trump made that led to the travel ban court defeat. And yes, his "Muslim ban" comments are mentioned
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Just when you think McDonald's can't limbo under the low bar they set with the McRib, they ask you to hold their beer and watch this
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Barack Obama is personally orchestrating a Satanic sedition against Donald Trump?
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
In Russian media, "Donald Trump" was mentioned more than "Vladimir Putin," unseating the Soviet dictator for the first time in years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meet Donald Trump's details man. Wait, he has one?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump 'surprised' that being President is so much work
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's 'Unreported Terror Attack' list contains more typos than actual unreported terror attacks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Losing friends and influencing Ayatollahs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So who will be hit hardest by Donald Trump's policies? How about his own supporters?
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Mon February 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"They told me if Donald Trump were elected, voices of dissent would be shut down by fascist mobs. And they were right"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Author of legal justification allowing George Bush to authorize torturing people says Donald Trump is way out of line
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Striking union workers in upstate New York who voted for Donald Trump can't understand why he isn't helping them out, and is instead having dinner with the hedge fund managers that rolled back their retirement and healthcare plans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald Trump didn't know what he was signing when he appointed President Bannon to the NSC
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump still thinks voter fraud is a reality
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, Donald Trump did 7 controversial things in his second week as president
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will Kristen Stewart be awkwardly wooden for the full 90 minutes? Will Alec Baldwin swoop in and save the show? Who is Alessia Cara? Live From New York, it's your SNL Discussion Thread, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Up to two dozen bald eagles have found a great place to bed down for the winter, complete with juicy rainbow trout to enjoy
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's finally realizes it can add "Shamrock" to everything
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Small towns all over the world are passing resolutions stating Donald Trump is not welcome, to the amusement of residents of those places: "Why would Trump visit Gateshead? The only excitement here is the traffic lights changing on the High Street"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
January jobs report shows Donald Trump created 227,000 jobs, much higher than the piddly 180,000 jobs Obama was expected to create
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From the "It's OK when it's My Guy" desk: Donald Trump's trip to Mar-a-Lago this weekend will cost taxpayers $3 million
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Donald demands that women on his staff "dress like women." The internet provides helpful examples for them
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Howard Stern thinks Donald Trump wants to find evidence of voter fraud so he can hand over the keys to the White House to Hillary and return to 'Celebrity Apprentice' with a bigger paycheck
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Dennis Leary says he would like to play Kellyanne Conway in a film. In other news, Alec Baldwin to invite Leary to set of 'SNL'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump often tweets about terror and violence, but said nothing about an attack in Quebec City. It's almost as if it didn't fit the narrative he has been trying to push or something
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's a secret code word for when Donald Trump is having sex in the White House
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Roger Goodell is a dope and Bill Belichick told me he loves me". Finally, some truth from the White House
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"I bound demons in HELL to save Donald Trump," boasts Jim Bakker, who probably should have stayed there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump knows so much more than the generals, he ordered Navy Seals to attack a fortified terrorist outpost without sufficient intel, no ground support, and no contingency plans
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice clears up Donald Trump's Frederick Douglass comments as only Bullshiat Spice can
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's 2021, and president Donald Trump will shortly be sworn in for his second term
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If the Democrats really want to slow Donald Trump down, they need to obstruct him with the thing he fears most. STAIRS (duh duh dummmmmmm)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Reports that Queen Elizabeth has legal authority to behead Donald Trump have been found to be false
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House to repeal Obama's Coal Ruling which prohibits polluting streams. #DAMMITDONALD
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Third Lady and Third Son may stay in Manhattan permanently because Donald says he can "get more work done" when she isn't scowling at him all the time. Plus Jared is leaving town soon, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"It's vindictive chaos," Jon Stewart says of Donald Trump's presidency in his first post-election appearance with Stephen Colbert
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos has a brother, perhaps you might have heard of him. His name is Erik Prince, the mercenary and founder of Blackwater, who thought Christianity was in the midst of a new crusade against Muslims, and is also secretly advising Donald Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump's impeachment is gaining ground because Republicans are already deserting this president in droves, and because the man is psychiatrically incapable of checking whether something is legal before he does it"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Some Who)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi leaving "Doctor Who" after 2017 Christmas Special. "I can't thank everyone enough. It's been cosmic"
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Quebec mosque shooter "liked" Donald Trump and Theresa May on Facebook, so you can go ahead and start up the "your side is worse" flamewar macros
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has no idea how terrifying lawyers working for free, a blue book and a Lexis password can be. He's about to find out
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538.com is tracking how often members of Congress are voting in line with Donald Trump. Fark: Leading the way in most voting with Trump vs. how often would be expected... Diane Feinstein
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queens of the Stone Age label Donald Trump a "barf inducing, fascist, clown penis"
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac Sauce bottles listed at up to $50K on eBay
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The boss of Starbucks has responded to Donald Trump's 'Muslim ban' by promising to hire 10,000 refugees
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More than 600,000 sign petition to cancel Donald Trump's state visit to Britain in just hours - meaning it has to be debated in Parliament
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here are the comic book arch-villians Donald Trump is being compared to, because one thing comic books don't lack is insane billionaires with some sort of physical impairment out to conquer the world
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and his media-facing flapping heads don't actually understand how the border adjustment tax they are advocating actually functions which is why everyone freaks out when they talk about it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump could be the new Margaret Thatcher, claims well known idiot
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's economic advisor to CNBC: "Citigroup and JPMorgan are garbage, fake news"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one: Donald Trump's outrage over Hillary Clinton's email habits might not have been entirely sincere
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for EU Ambassador is a guy who boasts that he wants to help bring the European Union down, and thinks NATO is obsolete
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is abandoning America's principles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "A balanced budget is no longer important to me." Hey, remember those guys who only cared about the budget? You know, the ones who spent 8 years protesting Obama? What were their names? T-something. Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sorry Donald, due to a complete rebuild in the 1950s there's not a lot of history in the White House. However, the construction pictures are pretty cool
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump is going to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants for public display. The Nazi paper 'The Criminal Jew,' did the same, publishing photos of Jews who had committed crimes
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Donald's foolish demonization of Federal workers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, you are being set up by these suckas in Washington
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is running the White House like a Democrat. An insane, psychopathic Democrat with tiny hands
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
First, Donald Trump awoke the fury of women, who marched on DC. Then he angered scientists enough to organize their own March. But now...now...he has awoken the fury of the Juggalos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's approval ratings just set new records, though not in the direction he hoped
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Wed January 25, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald and Theresa sitting in a tree. K I S S I am going to be sick now
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump still uses his unsecured Android cell phone. But he's not calling any private e-mail servers with it so we're all good
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett has some choice words about Donald Trump during her "emotional interview" with Jimmy Fallon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's might be realizing that yes, bacon makes all of their burgers better
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Since he's personally seen each and every one of them, Jim Bakker says all of Donald Trump's critics look possessed by demons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Melania and Ivanka have higher approval ratings than Donald
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Only now is the press upset at being lied to. That's your problem, Donald - you were never serious about the craft
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This twitter account, called "Halfonioninabag" solely exists to try to have more followers than Donald Trump. So far it has 331,000 followers
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Patriot Day proclamation proves that he's the Chuck Tingle of Patriot Porn
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds' new Donald Trump wax figure has yak hair, as opposed to the original model's asshat
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It is not Donald Trump we should fear; it is the radical crusader Mike Pence, whose anti-LGBT beliefs and history of misogyny are highlighted by gross incompetence
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I love Twitter." Twitter: "Donald Trump is an asshole"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An inside look at the tumultuous first days of the Trump presidency, which consisted of inner circle infighting and an increasingly enraged president. Oh, and a jealous Kellyanne Conway determined to tear down anybody who gets too close to The Donald
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is still claiming that he lost the popular vote due to fraud--this time at a meeting with Congressional leaders
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has just declared January 20th, 2017 "National Day of Patriotic Devotion". Other possible names include "Trumpoween", "TrumpsGiving" "Trumptoberfest" "Trumpsmas" "Donaldpalooza"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How can you tell when the Donald and his Chief of Staff are Lying? They make a face made famous by Newt Gingrich when he was Lying his ass off, and being called on it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call The Midwife fans compare the introduction of a new character to the election of Donald Trump, and not just because the show frequently features babies with tiny hands (Spoilers ahead for you PBS watching Yanks)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. dollar weakens against wide range of currencies amid disappointment that Trump's inauguration speech proved light on details over his plans for economic stimulus. #DAMMIT DONALD
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I just saw where the low-energy and fat Alec Baldwin will host 'SNL', which everyone is saying is highly overrated, for the 17th time next month. He is not funny and 'SNL' needs to be cancelled. The whole thing is a disaster. SAD
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest sales figures from McDonald's show that despite menu changes and aggressive advertising customers are not lovin' it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton goes from defending Donald Trump's 10-year-old son from cruel internet bullies into an attack on his father in a New York congressional district minute
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
The rise of Donald Trump can be blamed on clickbait culture and groupthink mentality
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most of the 230 rioters arrested in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump's inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, which carries a punishment of up to 10 years in jail and $25k fine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin absent from his SNL Trump gig. Surely everything is OK and he hasn't been arrested. Trump wouldn't... Oh my God, Meryl Streep and Rosie O'Donnell are also missing
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
Oui, il n'a aucun sens. Il suffit de faire des sons farting avec votre bouche, et Donald Trump message sera traduit avec une parfaite fidélité de toute façon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post goes way out on a limb and predicts "Donald Trump will probably be the most ridiculed president ever". Probably?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
It's not illegal for Donald Trump to hire his son-in-law as an advisor because reasons
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
The post-inauguration SNL will have Aziz Ansari hosting, Big Sean musicing, and Tiny Hands Baldwin trolling @POTUS into a tweetrage at 11:30 ET on NBC
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is arguably the worst member of Donald Trump's team
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump dances the way I walked around the hospital after my hernia surgery"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
I think Donald Trump is a fascist, and it's very easy for people, especially people who are in pain, to slip into fascism, said one protester before throwing a brick through a window of a Starbucks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When Donald Trump takes the oath of office, one president will be proudly standing by him in spirit. Unfortunately, it's going to be James Buchanan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Eight inauguration humiliations Donald has already endured
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
George Soros predicts would-be dictator Donald Trump will fail and the market's dream will die with him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't stop talking about how he won. Sociopathy is a hell of a thing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald's concert: Sad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin brings Trump impression to New York anti-Trump protest
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Only your racist aunt is worse at mentally spotting fake news than Donald Trump
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(Time)
 
 
 
Subby will be too busy slithering through a misty bog, attending a culling, and summoning new tentacled appendages to watch the inauguration of Donald Trump. What will you be busy doing tomorrow?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Pence "clarifies" that when Donald Trump said he wanted "health insurance for everybody" he meant, of course, "Everybody in his tax bracket"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the days before inauguration, Donald Trump focuses like a laser on the job at hand, and stopping Tom Ford sunglasses from being sold at Wynn Hotels in Las Vegas
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Twitter nonsense about John Lewis was another obfuscation attempt and we all fell for it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania has competition as Donald Trump has been urged to dance with Caitlyn Jenner at his inauguration ball on Friday night to prove that he is in touch with America's LGBT community
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump were sincere about protecting American jobs, his campaign would have focused on automation. Here why he did not
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening to kill Donald Trump is a close friend of the Clintons
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Wed January 18, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It took a Donald Trump presidency to get Audioslave to reunite
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells the Washington Post that he already has his re-election slogan picked out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is planning on holding military parades in a move that is totally not at all like something authoritarian autocrats do all the time
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"What Donald Trump's first day could look like." Well, we all know day two will be him crying in his shower wearing cutoffs like fellow never-nude Tobias Funke, weeping how he's in over his head and doesn't know what to do
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Normally the presidential transition period is a time to heal the wounds incurred in the election cycle and unify the nation. Instead, Donald Trump has used the time to unleash a series of personal insults against a civil rights icon"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps wetting down the GOP's dreams
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the white laborers of rural North Carolina who believe that Donald Trump is not only going to bring back $40/hour manufacturing jobs, but also make Americans start smoking tobacco again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I don't like Tweeting all the time. I have no choice though because I get bad press," says living orange echo chamber Donald Trump, who has yet to figure out that if he stopped Tweeting the bad press would decrease
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"An unapologetic liberal, he was no fan of firearms. He had never owned one before. But Waugh, a 31-year-old from Independence, Missouri, couldn't shake his fears of a Donald Trump presidency - and all of the chaos it could bring"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a baker's dozen of the weirdest Donald Trump merch on sale now. Gotta get the $1,800 Gucci slippers that look like his head
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Professional Swamp Drainer Donald Trump now facing a reality where his EPA selection was just implicated in a Super PAC scandal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sends Tweet to wrong Ivanka during CNN interview
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump will continue to use unsecured Twitter account @realDonaldTrump instead of the government secured Twitter account @POTUS. What could go wrong?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has revealed his plans for his first two days in office - To do absolutely nothing
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Mon January 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in March 2014: "Russia is the United States' biggest problem and greatest geopolitical foe. We should definitely do sanctions but Putin has eaten Obama's lunch, therefore our lunch, for a long period of time"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry criticizes Donald Trump for inappropriately "stepping into politics of other countries". Riiiight...because the USA would NEVER do something like that
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It is considered an honor to be invited to Selma with John Lewis; he has taken members of both parties with him over the years. But Lewis said one person he will never ask to join him is Donald Trump
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada finds the bright side of a Donald Trump presidency: "Obama has been president for eight years so we haven't had an excuse to be really smug for a while. But now there will be nothing but smugness coming out of Canada"
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(Some Quantum dude)
 
 
 
Did John Titor, an alleged time traveller, actually predict the rise of Donald Trump?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says it's time for all Americans to support Donald Trump. Which is not exactly a ringing endorsement from someone who not only appeared with Tom Cruise in "Eyes Wide Shut" but also went on to marry him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to a story leaked to the Daily News, Donald Trump is pissed off about being mocked on SNL, but it's probably just more yellow journalism
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Storm Trumper Katrina Pierson makes her triumphant return to the Sunday news programs and says Donald Trump "gains power" by criticizing Civil Rights icon John Lewis
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On the slim chance that you are a license plate collector, for the first time since the late 1920s there won't be a Donald Trump inaugural license plate produced
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's criticism of John Lewis results in tremendous book sales. For Lewis's memoirs
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"What if everyone who voted for Donald Trump is right about him?"
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin show up tonight? How will Felicity Jones fare? Will Sturgill Simpson play his cover of Nirvana's In Bloom? This is your Saturday Night Live discussion thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Atlantic City casinos post first revenue increase in 10 years. Mostly from customers betting on which properties owned by Donald Trump will go bankrupt first
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This physicist thinks that global warming is good for us. Donald Trump met with him
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Disney intends to bring Digital Leia back for Episode IX (Update: apparently they had Alderaan information--there are no plans to bring her back)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats: "How can you Trumpers support such massive ethical conflicts from Donald Trump?" Republicans: "Well, we won the election so laws don't apply to us anymore. They still apply to you dirty lirbuls, tho"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I admit that Donald Trump has me worried about the administration's impact on the economy and the stock market. Would it be wise to move my retirement fund out of mutual funds and into something safer with more modest returns for a few months?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is everything you can order at McDonald's that is not terrible for you. In other news, there is something that actually is good for you there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The current over / under on when Donald Trump will be impeached now stands at one year according to the bookies
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King resurrects "BK Joe" brand name, challenge McDonald's and Starbucks for supremacy in premium coffee space
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Hugo Award nominated author takes on the seamy side of Moscow nightlife in 'Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On'
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the epitome of a "seagull manager": swooping in, making a lot of noise, shiatting all over everything, then flying away
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sink maker: "I gave Donald Trump a golden shower." With video and thank-you note
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz says he "won't be a cheerleader for Donald Trump." Mostly because he's seen how Donald Trump reacts to anyone who is dressed like a cheerleader
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Will Donald announce he's getting out of the real estate game? Will he be dogged the entire time with Russia questions? Will he even bother holding the press conference today? THIS is your Donald Trump Press Conference thread (11am start time)
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's the monetary value of a hug? If it's SoftBank CEO Masayoshi Son hugging PEOTUS Donald Trump, it's approximately $3.3 billion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Studies show baldness in men is seen as a non-threatening form of social dominance
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The full list of everything Donald Trump has called overrated
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(Complex)
 
 
 
August 2015: Donald Trump names two of his favorite actresses. Oh, you already guessed where this is going
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump unites with RAND PAUL to fight Obamacare repeal. Toss in Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham and it's like Derptron
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Could we please start a Twitter war between Donald Trump and the Cherokee County School District? Pretty please?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
My wife hates fast food - she's very health-conscious, I got my groomsmen to dress up as McDonald's food items
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Call Donald Trump "New Hickory" based on his 19th Century muse
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like one of their meals the next day, McDonald's is blasting out of China
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at the best ways for anguished liberals to divest themselves of all the money they've made off the skyrocketing stock market since Donald Trump won the presidency
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hot dog enthusiast and professional beard Michele Bachmann gleefully hopes Donald Trump will "end evil gay rights"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that you're spending too much time listening to what Donald Trump says instead of examining what's truly in his heart
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't handle Meryl Streep's criticism, so he goes on Twitter and calls her a "Hillary lover" and a Hollywood hippie
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep brings down the house during her Lifetime Achievement award acceptance speech. Donald Trump to declare war on Hollywood in 3... 2...
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you think Emerald City is dark, you should have seen the 1985 movie Return To Oz where Dorothy faces electroshock therapy in a Victorian asylum
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Britain is "very special," admits he's looking forward to meeting Theresa May
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's victory might spell disaster for birth control companies
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Toyota to Donald Trump: Need I remind you just how big our American manufacturing footprint already is? You should be thankful to even get this reminder, baka
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone; Germany cannot make sense of Donald Trump's foreign policy goals either
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mad Dog bites Donald Trump. Maybe he'll get rabies now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins pulling out of Syria, still balls deep in Donald
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal: "Donald Trump and his companies owe more than $1.4 billion"
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Thu January 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden on Trump: "Grow up, Donald. Grow up. Time to be an adult," he said. "You're president. You've got to do something. Show us what you have"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Korea appointed a government officer to monitor Donald Trump's Tweets
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Tiger Wood explains why he didn't play golf with Donald Trump. He doesn't mention the words 'plump cocktail waitress' but you can assume one was involved
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage, the UK's equivalent to Donald Trump and one of the chief architects of the Brexit, will attend Trump's inauguration. Maybe he'll also get up and sing since they've no entertainment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm appalled and embarrassed," Ana Navarro says of Donald Trump's decision to ally himself with Julian Assange and completely ignore the CIA and things like evidence and proof
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
While you and the rest of the world was gushing about the ethics office snafu, House Republicans quietly brought back a rule that will make it easier for Donald Trump to purge the federal government of any employees who disagree with him
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Russian Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway gives Donald Trump the "if you like your insurance, you can keep it" quote that will haunt his presidency
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rev. Franklin Graham: "God has allowed Donald Trump to win this election." Just like He allowed the Holocaust, WWI, WWII, etc
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen questions Donald Trump's competency
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman and functional clockwork automaton Kayleigh McEnany defends Donald Trump's incendiary Tweets by saying "There hasn't been a nuclear war yet"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And here we have Donald Trump, our future Commander-in-Chief, saying the US intelligence community is building a phony case against Russia. I swear this has to be the worst Muppet since that stupid prawn
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bill Clinton decide to attend Donald Trump's inauguration "out of a sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process", preference to be insulted directly instead via Twitter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Star Wars fan Donald Trump picks Lighthizer to serve as trade representative after misreading his name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sets the date for his first press conference. Get ready for Thunderpdome
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And here's Donald Trump posing with a member of the Gambino crime family who worked directly with John Gotti. Good thing he's not the president or anything
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Mon January 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's Monday, it's time for another Rosie O'Donnell tirade against Donald Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough denies he spent New Year's Eve partying with his best bud Donald Trump
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People are outraged the Vatican has a McDonald's
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to replace email correspondence with couriers, though he would probably go for carrier pigeons too
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this McDonald's story. Also, very wormy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I know things that other people don't know about hacking," claims Donald Trump, straight-faced
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl may be kicked out of her family because she ate at McDonald's
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman's pet duck named Clumsey goes missing, last seen with Donald, Goofy and a bunch of dwarves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his first presidential portrait, surprisingly not painted on black velvet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin decides not to expel 35 American diplomats, will hold out for a BJ from the Donald
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here is Jim Bakker saying the FORCES OF HELL oppose Donald Trump because he stands for righteousness. Man, won't Bakker feel silly when he realizes Trump is actually a tool of Satan
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Watching Donald Trump talk about his favorite Movie "Citizen Kane" is like watching a kid in Jr High give a book report on a book hes never read, but he did read the description on the back of the Direct to DVD box
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump describes his grand plans for reforming the VA: "I don't know how it will work, I don't know how much it will cost, and I don't know what might happen if I succeed"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it Congress, you've left Donald Trump with unlimited war powers. Good luck with that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Did you say his panic? That makes no sense Kellyanne." "No, Donald, I said HISPANIC. As in, you need one in the cabinet." "I said that. His panic. I'm not panicking. How can you say his panic at a time like this." "No, Donald, you need...never mind"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the most important lawsuits Donald Trump will face in 2017
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage 'is worried that playing Ronald Reagan in a flattering light in upcoming movie could damage his career'. Yeah that says it all right there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mystery investor buys Donald Trump's boyhood home, will flip the house for a yuuuuuuge profit
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
FLA Woman yells racial slurs, & then aims her gun's laser pointer at African Americans in McDonald's. She should have waited until January 20 when this becomes legal
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Rockette says she doesn't want to perform at 'monster' Donald Trump's inauguration
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Four Trump Cabinet picks that could blow up in Donald Trump's face." Only four? Come on
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember Donald Trump's senior communications staffer Jason Miller not taking the job of White House communications director so he can spend more time with his family? Turns out by "family" he meant "mistress"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(GOP)
 
 
 
"...this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says NBC "purposely misquoted" him on nuclear weapons, except they accurately quoted him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump demands names. More names. Yuuuuuuuuuuge lists of names
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Total value of all bitcoins hits a record high of $14 billion. Unfortunately for Americans, using them at McDonald's is still a virtual impossibility
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks if Donald Trump is "making sense about nukes," failing to realize he hasn't made sense the past 24 months and we're all pretty much screwed at this point
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter is the only former president to RSVP for Donald Trump's inauguration. Apparently he's excited about the prospect of moving up another notch on the "Worst Presidents of All Time" list
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Things will be different at the UN as of January 20th. I will rip up every sternly written letter they send me over my shenanigans and smoke them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nate Silver predicts that Donald Trump would win a narrow 6-4 Electoral College victory in a post-nuclear holocaust presidential election
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen mocks Donald Trump for claiming celebrities want to attend his inauguration, though the subtleties are lost when translated from her native Klingon
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Chris Kluwe has some disagreements with President-elect Donald Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
1987 Donald Trump was terrified by the thought that someone with an impulsive "hair-trigger" personalty could have control of a nuclear arsenal. So terrified, in fact, that he was supposedly talking directly to Reagan about it
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin wants to sing 'Highway to Hell' at Trump's inauguration
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
President-elect Donald Trump's Virginia vineyard requests visas for foreign workers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Donald, I spiked your Muslim registry source data just as my shift ended. You're welcome. Love and kisses, (former) President Obama
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So Barry Switzer actually DIDN'T meet with Donald Trump about being his new Secretary of Offense? I'm not sure that makes me feel better
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White male Donald Trump says his victory over first female candidate "shattered the glass ceiling for women", indicating that maybe English isn't Trump's native language after all
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of everything Donald Trump made "sad" in 2016
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back in March, when Donald's candidacy was still very much a joke of a possibility, the Daily Wire took a stab at writing his inauguration address in a mythical reality where he actually won the election. Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In a move straight out of the Donald Trump playbook, Richard Sherman threatens reporter who dared to ask the wrong questions: "I'll make sure you don't get your media pass anymore"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Stephen Baldwin would look like if he flashed his butt while in a bikini and thigh high sparkly boots, wonder no more
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, the Jabba the Hutt of conspiracy theorists, believes the CIA will assassinate Donald Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, the man who, it seems inevitable now, will be the Commander-in-Chief for the next four years, apparently believes the "War on Christmas" is an actual thing, and that the truck attack in Germany the other day was "an attack on Christmas"
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Responding to Bill Clinton's criticism, Trump says Clinton "doesn't know much about winning". In related news: Don't miss "USA", the wacky new reality TV game show with your host Donald starting January 20th, 2017. USA - winning, whining, stigginit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much is Alec Baldwin paid every time he plays Donald Trump on SNL? "It's not yuge, but I'll take it"
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
So you're down 48-52 in the Senate, but you want to stop Donald Trump. What would it take to convince Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, and John McCain to turn independent?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, another Missouri McDonald's offers customers the gift of unlimited French fries
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country. Especially if he is a Southern Baptist leader who dares to criticize his fellow leaders for blindly promoting Donald Trump, and now faces losing his position
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(Time)
 
 
 
Donald Trump renames his personal Boeing 757 with the call sign "Tyson 1" after considering ease of identification, faster air traffic handling, the Maori tribal tattoo painted on the nose section
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's sons offer post-inauguartion private receptions with their father for $1 million charity donors
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Does Donald Trump know what he's doing?"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Man sues McDonald's over the erroneous middle word in "extra value meals"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he doesn't need big celebrities at his inauguration parties because he's big enough
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit, fifth-tier My Little Pony villain, and newest ally of Russia Reince Priebus refuses to acknowledge whether or not Donald Trump had contact with Russia during the election
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's yuuuuuuuge infrastructure plan has one big roadblock: there is a yuuuuuuuge shortage of skilled workers in America to do the work
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for Commerce Secretary, Wilbur Ross, is probably the biggest conflict of interest yet in an administration rife with them
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Without all the states that voted against him, Donald Trump won in a 100% landslide not seen since George Washington
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger thinks Donald Trump represents an "extraordinary opportunity" in foreign policy. Extraordinary scary maybe...or extraordinary insane. Most likely both actually
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
SNL 2016 finale: Casey Affleck and Chance the rapper round it out with confirmed report of Baldwin suiting up as Trump for the open
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's how to make a gourmet meal using nothing more than what you can buy at McDonald's
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"A group of rebellious scientists achieved what NASA thought was impossible inside, of all places, an abandoned McDonald's" (pics)
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Good Morning America" producer drops out of the running for Trump's communication director. Apparently he felt if he wanted to help get Donald Trump's political message out he would have gone to work for CNN
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The McDonald's of the Philippines opens its first restaurant in Canada, serving classic breakfast items spaghetti and fried chicken
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Kurt Eichenwald confronts the sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson with a binder full of facts, the only known predator of republican journalists
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Alex Jones, Kanye West had to meet with Donald Trump so he could escape the clutches of the Illuminati
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump thanks African-American community for not voting in the presidential election during Thursday's rally in Pennsylvania. Kanye West unavailable for comment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's wants to test home delivery via UberEATS and they couldn't have picked a better target audience to test with
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Fun fact: Donald Trump has now seventeen people selected for his cabinet who make more money than fully one-third of all American households combined
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
If you're sick of Donald Trump, this new Chrome Extension shows you cats instead of his face
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like Miley Cyrus, Donald Trump's cabinet is coming in like a wrecking ball
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald cast as Archie's mother in the CW's gritty Riverdale drama
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Wed December 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, admits to personally killing criminal suspects. Your move, Donald
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and reflect on the fact that Donald Trump, the CEO of Carl's Jr., a "Dancing with the Stars" contestant and the founder of the WWE will all be running the country come January 20th
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is force feeding neocons their Russia medicine
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just why shouldn't Ivanka Trump be able to be First Lady, anyway? She's pretty enough, she's smart enough, and goshdarnit, Donald really, really wants to bone her
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If former reality television host Donald Trump can become president, then why can't former professional wrestler Booker T become mayor of Houston?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senators seek to test the theory of spontaneous combustion by inviting The Donald to a prayer breakfast
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these five bald men
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Donald Trump doesn't know that pro wrestling is fake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates likens a Donald Trump to JFK; presumably, the overly-wrought conspiracy theory movie under the direction of a politically motivated ideologue who spends his professional career immersed in a world of fantasy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are frantically trying to make backup copies of government data on climate change, in fear that Donald "Global Warming is a Chinese Hoax" Trump's administration will make some inconvenient truth vanish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has decided Mittens just won't fit his tiny, tiny hands
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Men should be more like Donald Trump and not surrender their dignity says man who probably never addressed his lingering resentment at his father
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Gas prices expected to go above $3/gallon early in 2017. DAMMIT DONALD
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump got a whopping .35% more of the popular vote than Michael Dukakis did back in 1988
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Sun December 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen McDonald's newest coffee cup design, goatsee it now before they pull it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee claims Donald Trump is the "last person" Russia would want in the White House
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Real Madrid Living Legend Cristiano Ronaldo™ reveals mind-blowing annual income of £191m, most of it invested in pecs
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski and several other of Trump's earliest campaign operatives are learning what every GC, building supplier, and tradesman in New York and New Jersey has known forever: NEVER take an IOU from Donald Trump
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
With such an important post as Ambassador to Japan to fill, Donald Trump thinks Bobby Valentine might be the best man for the job
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump supporters outraged over anti-empire bias in Star Wars, say Palpatine will make the Galaxy great again by building a Death Star and making Alderaan pay for it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is closing in on his pick for RNC chair, admits it will be hard to replace fallen Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
What if you threw a presidential inauguration and no celebrities wanted to attend? This is the reality facing Donald Trump's team as they are desperate and willing to pay anything to land anyone other than Garth Brooks, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to attend the annual Army-Navy football game, says he'll cheer for the Army since during the Vietnam war they gave him five draft deferments, compared to the Navy only giving him four
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bald man arrested for being head honcho of Rogaine theft ring
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's only been a month since he won the election, and he has not yet taken office, but President-elect Donald Trump has already made himself a force - politically, socially and financially
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT to Donald Trump: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. HERE'S WHY
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to purchase the new McDonald's waffle fries? Simple, just get in your car and point it north ... towards Canada
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants Ivanka to be his First Lady
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
McDonald's to reboot McCafe concept, plans to challenge Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts with posher coffee. "The typical McDonald's diner is a low- to middle-income consumer and not adventurous when it comes to coffee"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid hacks McDonald's intercom to insult drive thru customers and ask if they want 'special sauce'. Most of the customers noted the service was better than usual
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