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68 headlines found matching 'Alcoholic beverage'
Tue October 17, 2017
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A movie theater that won a lawsuit over Utah's liquor laws and the movie "Deadpool" is asking for a lot of chimichangas in attorney's fees
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who hasn't thought, "Gee, this shower feels great, but I sure wish I had a glass of wine right now"
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
How a South African in London invented a 'girly drink' called Baileys
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Tired of frat boys explaining to you about what makes tequila so great? Here's a botanist explaining to you about what makes tequila so great
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Thu October 12, 2017
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Intoxicated on call, involved in a kneeling during anthem argument at Denny's with a SWAT Car full of guns is no way to go through life son. Difficulty: Baltimore
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why 'beer bellies' are a myth, and why beer is good for you
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi is offering a $10 bottle of pumpkin spice cream liqueur. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts judge says it's illegal to pay any bars to serve your craft beer unless you pay all the bars to serve your craft beer
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Does anyone know what the record is for number of DWI convictions? This man just got his 28th, and his mug shot seems to support the story
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Sun October 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson is now free to resume his search for the real killer
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
A public health booze bill that wants to put an end to Ireland's drinking culture by putting it behind curtains in supermarkets? Good luck with that
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Just make it stop already
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when getting blotto drunk as a teenager was seen as a rite of passage into adulthood? Not so much with teenagers these days
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Sat September 23, 2017
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock University professor finds that smartphone-addicted teenagers have less real social interaction, and don't do the fun things teens in the past did
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Thu September 21, 2017
(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Headline: "Is my drinking normal, or am I an alcoholic?" Well, you're reading this on Fark, so there you go
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict complains he's singled out because of the way he looks
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Mon September 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM in hot water after a photo of him holding his grandchild and a beer posted to social media
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Wed August 30, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Catholic church fined for violating Utah liquor law
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Thu August 24, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, who doesn't love a cold cannabeer?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for drunk driving after blowing a .sleestak
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(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
"Pour-your-own-beer" bars promise unmediated experience between you and a veritable buffet of great beers. As it happens, I have a pour-your-own-beer bar in my kitchen with no paper menus either; where's MY review?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
To the left, heretics saying that you should add water to your whiskey. To the right, people reasonably discussing how you're supposed to drink it neat and posting pictures of their whiskey collections
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Wed August 16, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Can you get out of a DUI if you have a note from your doctor telling you to drink?
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you prefer to vacation alone, with a friend or friends, or just your family?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok, tell the truth farkers, how many of you wake up b/w 3-6am for no reason and automatically find yourself checking Twitter? Bonus: You do this while you're still asleep?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Irish-based Ryanair demands airports limit passengers to two alcoholic drinks. What a buzzkill. Why should pilots have all the fun?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Old news - Red, white and rose wine. Colorful news: Blue, green, pink, orange and gold wine ... all natural
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Too much Red Bull can lead you to riding the white horse
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Sun August 13, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Austrian study claims drinking a pint of beer may lead to mental clarity. By extrapolation, Fark Admins must be truly enlightened
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Moscow Mules will kill you? "I find the press release to be chemophobic fear-mongering"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's sugary drink tax makes soda more expensive than beer. Well, this seems like a problem with its own solution built in
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand should ban alcohol from supermarkets because having it there "normalizes its use". Kinda late for that
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Grappa is like wine's little brother. who gets all the unwanted and hand-me-down parts from the grape
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Seven ways beer is good for you on your left, to the right people telling how they're improving their health. Subby just opened a Session lager himself
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Growing trend of "curse-free" pubs in England is not going over well. "Golly gee, this misguided idea has really made me quite upset and unable to express myself in the preferred fashion of which I'm accustomed to," said one customer
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Wed August 02, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How to make a Frosé, this summer's trendy drink, at home. Step one: Abandon all self respect
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after drinking Satan's Shot vodka, a special liquor infused with Carolina Reapers, some of the world's hottest chillies. Warning label: "Only Satan himself is brave enough to drink this vodka neat"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
More and more people say they have blacked out after drinking alcohol in Mexico
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The one thing your favorite alcoholic beverage needs more of right now is: A) Alcohol B) Ice C) Lavender
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Regular alcohol consumption could cut diabetes risk. Difficulty: moderation
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Celebrity booze, taste-tested. George Clooney's tequila passes (barely), as do Aykroyd's and P-Diddy's vodaks
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
There you are enjoying your beer, when suddenly ... dead lizard
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans' alcoholic beverage of choice is ... Wait for it. BEER
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You had me at beer ice
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Blue cocktails have been steadily reemerging for the past few years
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Tue July 04, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Just drinking two pints of beer a day could give you five types of cancer. Cheers
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when the Mormons say, "Fark it, I need a drink"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas liquor agency to booze retailer: "You were maybe late paying one $700 bill, so we're going to ruin your business and fine you $713 million." Court to agency: "How about no, you farkwits?"
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Fri June 30, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
Stop bringing your sh*tty cheap booze to parties. Just stop it, it makes you look cheap
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
After a police appeal, a cocktail bar in Dawson City, Yukon, has been reunited with a stolen, severed, pickled toe that it uses to garnish its Sourtoe cocktail
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year study demonstrates that moderate drinking results in atrophy of the hippocampus. Fortunately, Farkers don't drink moderately, and even when we do, we're probably drinking to forget
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Some Dope Magazine)
 
 
 
Whynotboth?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is your best cure for a hangover? Link on left goes to a list of the "six best ways to cure a hangover". Link on the right goes to a long list of FARKers saying "just never stop drinking"
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"The Utah State Legislature is taking a sober look at the end of 3.2 beer"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man discovers that getting his 10th DUI doesn't result in a card for a free drink. Also, damn, that's a hard 6 years
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The morning pint: another London mainstay circles the drain
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to Myrtle Beach we've got a full tank of gas, pot, cocaine, liquor, 50 liters of beer, $3,600, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too stressed out or embarrassed to join a Yoga class? Then Beer Yoga is for you
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Alcohol sales impacted by legalized THC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mama Affluenza's bond revoked
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Even if the shot glasses are just the right size for him, don't bring your infant to a bar. And don't do shots while breastfeeding him there either
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(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Zima is back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British tourists find out they can't claim 'food poisoning' from the resort's buffet after ordering 109 drinks while on holiday
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Tax Foundation)
 
 
 
States ranked according to how much they tax your wine. It also explains why Drew drinks bourbon and beer
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Carrot vodka, for the wascally wabbit in us all
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