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Headlines matching 'Adm'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(CBS Boston) Stupid Former Red Sox pitcher 'Oil Can' Boyd admits to being Oil Caine Boyd, two-thirds of the time  (boston.cbslocal.com) (29)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Washington Times) Obvious As predicted in 2011, the Obama administration revises the rules on how to calculate the jobless rates, just in time to kickoff his reelection campaign  (washingtontimes.com) (299)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Stupid Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com) (313)


Mon January 30, 2012
(BBC) Obvious President Obama admits bombing Pakistan on numerous occasions  (bbc.co.uk) (70)
(Kitsap Sun) Dumbass Drunk 21 year old enters wrong apartment, climbs into bed with 80 year old woman. He told police nothing happened, at least nothing he wanted to admit  (kitsapsun.com) (35)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Grover Norquist says that if Obama lets the Bush tax cuts expire he should be impeached. Which would be nothing more than the ravings of a madman if half the Congress hadn't sworn an oath of fealty to him last year  (news.yahoo.com) (180)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Politico) Dumbass Newt Gingrich forced to admit that not only was he a liar, crank, and all around jerk in the 1980s and 1990s and 2000s....but also last week to CNN's John King  (politico.com) (67)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Guardian) Obvious Finally a politician ADMITS Greece is unlikely to be saved from financial ruin. Bonus Pic : Prototype German Cyberman  (guardian.co.uk) (31)


Tue January 24, 2012
(SFGate) Obvious Warren Buffett's Burlington Northern railroad comes up a winner from the Obama administration's decision to reject the Keystone XL oil pipeline permit  (sfgate.com) (117)
(TMZ) Followup Kristin Cavallari admits her pregnancy was an accident. Just like most of Cutler's successful completions  (tmz.com) (59)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Wired) Asinine Judge rules that defendant MUST decrypt laptop so they can use it to incriminate her. Buh-bye Fifth Admendment  (wired.com) (746)
(Canada.com) Unlikely Paul Martin calls on Stephen Harper to admit mistake. Stephen Harper calls on Paul Martin to unify quantum physics with general relativity, balance the U.S. budget, and battle his evil double from an alternate reality to the death first  (canada.com) (42)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Raw Story) Obvious Boehner admits he may hold payroll tax cut hostage to get Obama to approve the Keystone XL pipeline. Holding something hostage unless your political demands are met? I believe there's a word for that  (rawstory.com) (362)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Daily Kos) Interesting I've got to admit it's getting better/it's a little better all the time/it can't get no worse  (dailykos.com) (71)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad One violent sex crime was committed by a soldier every six hours and 40 minutes in 2011. While I admire the stamina, they should probably stop him  (news.yahoo.com) (146)
(I Heart Chaos) Strange Pretty much admitting he was part of the joke all along, Herman Cain and Stephen Colbert will hold a joint political rally tomorrow in SC. If any of you guys are there and don't take pictures, the terrorists win  (iheartchaos.com) (44)


Thu January 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool Italian doctors discover a man admitted to their hospital was secretly a Time Lord  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (48)
(Some Guy) Amusing Early candidate for Ultimate Prankster 2012: Farmer admits to spray painting hawks pinkish-red before releasing them just to trick bird watchers into thinking they've discovered a new species  (heraldsun.com.au) (76)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Ars Technica) Spiffy You know how police have been harassing people for filming instances police misconduct with their smartphones? Well it looks like the Obama Administration may finally be doing something about that  (arstechnica.com) (184)
(ABC) Sick Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts of being a Catholic priest  (abcnews.go.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Fail Coach's husband admits setting up video camera to spy on volleyball team's slumber party. I'D DO IT AGAIN. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'D DO IT AGAIN  (kirotv.com) (107)
(NASA) Weird In initiative to attract youthful hipsters, NASA.gov runs Internet music radio station so that fans can listen to the latest space rock while admiring the latest space rocks  (nasa.gov) (32)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Fox News) Strange Quadmother beats identical odds of 13 million to one  (foxnews.com) (47)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Marketwatch) Fail You NEVER go ADM  (marketwatch.com) (12)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Thanks to Obamacare, Texans are owed $160 million in rebates from health insurers because they spend more than 20% on administrative overhead (e.g. lobbying, executive pay, etc). Guess who is trying to block this payout: The State of Texas  (npr.org) (118)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting No matter which side you're on, your home life just became more difficult. And admissible in court  (huffingtonpost.com) (44)


Fri January 06, 2012
(The New York Times) PSA Companies will no longer be allowed to "neither admit nor deny" civil charges when settling with the SEC if found guilty in a criminal case. So we've got that small bit of change going for us  (nytimes.com) (27)
(MSNBC) Sad The Obama administration broadens the definition of rape to include men. So, apparently, it wasn't legally possible to rape a man until now  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (186)


Thu January 05, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious Just like football fans all across America, Tom Brady admits that he enjoyed watching the NY Jets fall out of the playoffs  (nydailynews.com) (104)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time  (news.yahoo.com) (23)
(TMZ) Interesting Atlanta Falcon Rowdy Roddy White admits he IS the father of a child whose mother is suing him for child support, even though Maury hasn't come back with the official test results yet  (tmz.com) (6)


Thu December 29, 2011
(BBC) Scary Turkey admits 35 civilian deaths. Well there was bound to be some retribution for the annual Christmas day massacre  (bbc.co.uk) (32)
(Yahoo) Silly Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology  (news.yahoo.com) (106)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Slate) Spiffy President Obama is the most admired man in the world  (slatest.slate.com) (418)
(Yahoo) Interesting U.S. sends the Iranians a little message about closing the strategic Strait of Hormuz if the West imposes sanctions. The U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet  (news.yahoo.com) (363)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mother Jones) Spiffy The Obama administration's Christmas present to America? Hint: it's cleaner than a puppy  (motherjones.com) (236)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Cash is King: The Obama administration appears to have softened a U.S. ban on Internet gambling  (news.yahoo.com) (56)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Slate) Interesting Admit it. You have lots of questions about Christianity, but none more burning than whether or not Jesus had an in-style hairdo  (slate.com) (108)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Is Obama administration probe of Sheriff Joe a ploy for Hispanic votes? Aquí venga la política  (blog.chron.com) (114)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Telegraph) Dumbass Top ten dumb Obama administration quotes for 2011. Surprisingly, Biden only appears twice  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (103)
(Huffington Post) Stupid A Girl Scouts troop's decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child this fall has prompted three leaders to resign and dissolve their troops. Guess they'll all forfeit their tolerance badges  (huffingtonpost.com) (560)


Wed December 21, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Stupid Even though we already have chili peppers hot enough to make Conan the Barbarian cry for his mommy, some dangerously insane madmen and still trying to make them even hotter  (physorg.com) (13)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine Yet another reason why people west of the Hudson think New Yorkers are nuts: $36,000 a year for kindergarten. Bonus: admissions director is named Babby  (nytimes.com) (151)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: A former administrative assistant for the Maine Trial Lawyers Association admitted in court this morning to embezzling $166,000. FARK: Most of the money was used to purchase sheep and thugs  (kjonline.com) (29)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets. Allow me to repeat that: Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets  (usatoday.com) (142)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Hot Air) Asinine Did the Obama administration delay the report on Volt fires? No, but that's a much more outrageous headline than "The Obama administration didn't delay the report on Volt fires," so you can see the pickle Hot Air was in  (hotair.com) (157)


Thu December 08, 2011
(RTV6) Obvious Colts owner Jim Irsay sees no reason to string along Indianapolis fans any longer, admits Manning probably won't play in 2011  (theindychannel.com) (103)
(CBS News) Obvious Confirmed: Newly acquired documents show that the Obama Administration intended to use the covert gunwalker operation "Fast and Furious" to argue for controversial new laws regulating U.S. gun sales  (cbsnews.com) (765)
(Washington Post) Followup Air Force admits that they buried far more ashes of U.S. servicemen in a landfill than previously acknowledged. Oops, sorry families, their bad again  (washingtonpost.com) (72)


Wed December 07, 2011
(SLTrib) Followup Federal Aviation Administrator chief Randy Babbitt downgraded from FAA to AA  (sltrib.com) (19)
(Big Journalism) Fail It's official: The Obama administration is arming Mexican drug cartels. No, really  (bigjournalism.com) (241)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Ironic A decidedly sexy looking Scarlett Johansson covers the January issue of Cosmo and admits marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best decision she ever made ... but discovered that she wasn't into the work of keeping it going  (bittenandbound.com) (112)


Mon December 05, 2011
(News.com.au) Obvious Suddenly it hit me: People who smack their children are afraid to admit it because it has become socially unacceptable  (news.com.au) (291)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Scientific American) Obvious I heard the admins like to slather chocolate on themselves and greenlight a few repeats before printing out the submission queue and using it as toilet paper  (scientificamerican.com) (10)


Fri December 02, 2011
(VentureBeat) Strange Government approves Google's $400M acquisition of Admeld. Antitrust issues? What antitrust issues?  (venturebeat.com) (9)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some FreeThoughtBlog) Misc Culture War correspondent Ed Brayton admires Fark's take on Romney's immigration stance  (freethoughtblogs.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Sad Nearly all of $40 million grant from Gates Foundation to improve teaching in Pittsburgh goes to administrators and consultants. All kids left behind  (pittsburghlive.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Blakeney had previously admitted causing criminal damaging to an inflatable duck costume " Bonus: prosecutors name  (birminghammail.net) (26)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Examiner) Fail Most transparent ██████████████ administration █████████ ever █████  (examiner.com) (266)
(Some Guy) News Billy Graham admitted to hospital, said to be resting crustily  (abclocal.go.com) (224)


Tue November 29, 2011
(New Scientist) Unlikely Stop badmouthing stupid jerk sharks that keep biting people  (newscientist.com) (37)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Atlantic) Spiffy The history of heritage turkeys. Useful if you want to brag about your true heritage turkey and credibly badmouth your hipster neighbors' faux-heritage turkey  (theatlantic.com) (67)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Political Wire) Followup Mitt Romney admits deleting records so they wouldn't be used against him later. When asked why he'd delete records if he did nothing wrong, Mitt offered everybody jello and Sprite  (politicalwire.com) (46)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Virginia man is determined not to be browbeaten into copping to sexual assault charges, insisting the whole story is cockeyemamie. (w/ pic that demands admittance into the Fark mugshot pantheon)  (wtvr.com) (54)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Obvious 19 true things Generals can't publicly admit about the war in Afghanistan. Scary tag just got blown up by an IED so Obvious tag is forced to stand in  (ricks.foreignpolicy.com) (158)


Sun November 13, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious The Obama administration just awarded a $433-million smallpox drug deal in a no bid deal. Never mind that it costs about $255 per dose, or that they were a major contributor to his campaign. So, there's always that  (latimes.com) (196)


Fri November 11, 2011
(new american) Followup Obama administration drops Christmas tree tax, landing and takeoff fees for Santa still in effect  (thenewamerican.com) (66)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Silly Whoopsie-doodle. What the diddly? How could those gosh-darned admins keep redlighting my submissions. God bless them. Stupid sexy Flanders  (chicagotribune.com) (90)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama administration to impose new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees, called the Christmas Tree Tax, which will support a new fed program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees. Outrage in your evergreens to the right  (blog.heritage.org) (177)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting 11 least employable majors. Psychology: check. Library Science: check. Computer Administration Management: wait, what?  (huffingtonpost.com) (160)


Sun November 06, 2011
(YouTube) Spiffy Admit it. If you ever watched Night Court, it was because of episodes like this. The first appearance of Bob & June Wheeler  (youtube.com) (143)


Fri November 04, 2011
(My Fox NY) Stupid When surveyed, 10% of respondents admit when changing between Standard Time and Daylight Savings Time, they turn clocks the wrong way  (myfoxny.com) (108)


Thu November 03, 2011
(New York Daily News) Strange Cops turn to Facebook to bust a machete-wielding madman who attacked two in a chicken shack  (nydailynews.com) (35)
(KSTU FOX 13) Scary Fourth rattlesnake found in university building. Administration officials hope to scale back snake enrollment  (fox13now.com) (41)


Wed November 02, 2011
(YouTube) Video When you're a federal police officer and your suspects are seconds from escaping in an airplane, maybe it's time to admit defeat. Unless you're Brazilian. Then you just ram the airplane  (youtube.com) (46)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Billings Gazette) Amusing Today's fully Fark-compliant headline: "Man admits switchblade assault in squirrel dispute"  (billingsgazette.com) (28)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup Herman Cain admits sexual harassment allegations, saying, "Yep, I totally did that. Brother, you should have seen her. Legs all the way up to here. I mean... DAMN." Just kidding, he calls them "baseless"   (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (224)


Sat October 29, 2011
(NME) Obvious JK Rowling admits she wanted to do what we all wanted her to do  (nme.com) (82)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Virginia GOP admits she had lesbian affair with minor; "Liberals and weed made me do it"  (dailymail.co.uk) (238)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting The good news: There was a massive income growth in the Reagan and post-Reagan years, particularly during the George W. Bush administration. The bad news: But only for the famous 1 percenters - everybody else got hosed  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (142)
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon October 24, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Unlikely Administration's refinance fix will "shock and awe" the economy. Tag is for experts' conclusion  (businessweek.com) (39)
(Marketwatch) Cool Right Now there are over 5,000 people submitting to Fark. Right Now Drew is crying into his beer somewhere. Right Now, an Admin is frantically redlighting links. Right Now, Oracle is purchasing RightNow  (marketwatch.com) (12)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Some Penis) Dumbass Feminist group proposes a 24 ban on being sexist biatches, openly admits the list of things to not be sexist about is "impossible"  (marshallparthenon.com) (667)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Former DC tax examiner admits to examining $400,000 a little too closely  (washingtonpost.com) (13)
(G4TV) Cool Seriously, Uncharted is Indiana Jones. Can't we all just admit it?  (g4tv.com) (49)
(Daily Mail) Strange Having a wife AND a mistress was a challenge, admits politician whose wife stole a kitten from his mistress. And if you see the pics, you'll understand why  (dailymail.co.uk) (132)
(Some Guy) Obvious Rex Ryan says he'd have a few Super Bowl rings if he coached the Chargers, inadvertently admits his team is inferior and oh...FEET  (nfl.com) (100)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Guardian) Weird Researcher: It's impossible to tell whether or not some people's brains are hard-wired for social networking. Also admits Darwin would likely unfriend him over this crap if he were alive  (guardian.co.uk) (9)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting The U.S. was so close to using cyberwarfare in attack plan on Libya that the Obama administration was abo___ ****carrier lost****  (nytimes.com) (29)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida It's time again for that blessed annual event: Holy Land Experience has free admission all Tuesday. Give thanks and praises  (orlandosentinel.com) (27)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Boston.com) Dumbass Jon Lester admits beer drinking is wrong. I don't want to be right  (boston.com) (25)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Chinese tourist dodges castle's £2.50 admission fee by free-soloing its 70-foot outer wall. She made the route look way casual, but two others now have broken legs after trying for second ascent (with pic of tourist mid-climb)  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Politico) Obvious Transparency: transˈpe(ə)rənsē noun: 1.free from pretense or deceit. synonym: Frank. Antonym: Obama administration  (politico.com) (162)
(NASCAR) Cool Saturday "Save the Admins some time" motorsports discussion thread. Will Ron Hornaday beat Sebastian Vettel into the first turn, or Will Lewis Hamilton wreck Tony Stewart? Trucks at 3:30 PM ET, Cup at 7:30 PM, and F1 at 1:30 AM  (nascar.com) (889)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Check your lottery tickets - Fox & Friends actually sort of admitted they said something about the President that wasn't true   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (69)
(Foreign Policy) Obvious "Unless the Obama admin (and in particular, Eric Holder), has more smoking gun evidence than they've revealed so far, they are in danger of a diplomatic gaffe on a par with Colin Powell's famous U.N. briefing"  (walt.foreignpolicy.com) (185)

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