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32 headlines found matching 'Abraham Lincoln'
Thu July 21, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Karl Rove, on this day in history: Lincoln won his party's nomination and worked for party unity, which we're going to need once his enraged, reanimated corpse climbs out of the ground and comes for us all
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Tue July 19, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans come out. Against the GOP
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Might want to cut back on your popcorn purchases this week. Turns out this probably won't even be close to the wildest GOP convention in history. In fact, you may need No-Doz more than another bowl of popcorn
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Thu July 14, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Trump, Cruz seen snogging near Cleveland convention center
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clinton calls for unity, half of America idiots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Log Cabin republicans shocked, SHOCKED that GOP Platform is anti-gay. Ok, they are not shocked that it is anti-gay. They expected that; they just didn't expect it to be THIS anti-gay
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just like Abe Lincoln fighting slavery
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
It was on this day in 1890 that Idaho became the 43rd state. Nothing much of interest has happened there since, but hey - 43rd state, right?
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
DC picks new name in its bid to become 51st state and totally ruins the "50 Nifty United States" song
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Tue June 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman's impromptu performance of the Star Spangled Banner at the Lincoln Memorial gets a well deserved reaction
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in 8 years, GOP had a walk-off win over the Democrats in this year's Congressional Baseball Game. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blacks are stupid for not voting Republican. Why don't they vote like us? Sincerely, White Republican
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Tue June 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a weird shaped Cheetos contest
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Barack Obama has had to preside over more mass shootings of Americans than any president since Abraham Lincoln"
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Karl Rove (white) makes slavery joke while debating Donna Brazile (black) in front of group of hedge fund managers. Yep, it goes over pretty much as you think it would
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia declares a Civil War battlefield an active crime scene. When will they just admit they lost?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia is for lovers - and Copperheads
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Lowe's Garden Center, may I help you?" "Yes, do you have any of those copperhead-laden trees?" "Right over here, sir"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party is not engaged in a policy argument; it is debating the purpose of politics"
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
The future of NC: "heterosexual declaration cards" are required to use the bathroom, "mandatory open carry", and an economy consisting of "rundown farms, rusted mobile homes, junk cars and collapsing shells of old textile mills"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump campaign surrogate thinks all he has to do to win presidential election is "prove he's not Adolf Hitler". Subby would also like proof that he's not Mirror Universe Abraham Lincoln, 3-D Ralph Wiggum, or an immigrant Oopa Loompa
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Malia Obama to follow in Ted Cruz' footsteps
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth Grahame-Smith abandons his intended directorial debut, DC's The Flash, over "creative differences." Chances are, Grahame-Smith didn't want it to be awful, but since it's a DC property it's inevitable
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again, Samantha Bee proves she should have been given The Daily Show with her epic takedown of Kasich and Cruz's attempt to reinvent a form of math to help them win
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers stunning takedown of North Carolina's bigotry, giving a serious, impassioned speech on tolerance while Robert E. Lee and Abraham Lincoln make out directly behind him
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
If the current campaign season is driving you to drink, just remember that Nixon enjoyed premier wines, Lyndon Johnson liked Cutty Sark, and Abraham Lincoln's vice-president showed up to inauguration day completely wasted
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Sun April 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Jack Lew to make minor announcement this week that will in no way be any cause for news coverage or political commentary. Just another day at the office
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Tue April 12, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Your Federal income taxes aren't due to the blood sucking leeches until April 18th this year even though April 15th is a weekday. Want to know why?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea plagiarizes Abraham Lincoln to criticize the Obama Administration
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln carried a secret message concerning the Civil War in his pocket for most of his term. A message so secret even he didn't know about it. And no, it wasn't "DUCK"
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The missing Wright Brothers patent was found in a cave. Your move, Tony Stark
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
The last time a group of Virginians collapsed this badly, Abraham Lincoln gave an address about it
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