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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Tue June 02, 2015
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Midwest avian flu outbreak causing egg prices to eggsplode
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't Mess with Texas...........Geese
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Here are 100 eggcorns that pass mustard
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(13)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Guide to Windows 10 free upgrade to the left, first world problems to the right
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Aramark is the proud souvenir sponsor of Popealooza 2015. Get your pope on a rope while they last
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(4)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Photoshop this engineering feat
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees embarrass the king. This is not a repeat from 1783
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(5)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height. Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring. Up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear, oh... Oh, OH HOLY CRAP
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks: $100,000 to anyone who can supply the secret Obama TPP documents which threaten to kill us all
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Today's reason We're All Gonna Die (tm) is: "A continental collision" between the North American and Pacific tectonic plates causing massive earthquake that trigger monster tsunamis that drown the West Coast of the US
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(Africa Geographic)
 
 
 
South Africa decides not to punish the killer of an American woman on grounds that she was a farking moron who had it coming
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane, "I'm being declared a genius on a network that airs Duck Dynasty, a show whose cast members believe hurricanes are created by gay marriage. I wish I were joking"
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here, we see a newly discovered marsupial, known for suicidal, 14 hour long sex sessions. And across the ridge, we find a standard Farker, who is winded after 3 minutes of sex
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had Drake Bell as the first "celebrity" to tweet something offensive about Caitlyn Jenner for attention, step up and collect your prize. And, also, I'd like to know how you knew who the hell Drake Bell is
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
JFK, 1960: "I'm proud to say I'm a 'Liberal.'" Ted Cruz, 2015: "JFK would be a Republican today"
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(87)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
War. War never changes. Fallout 4 is coming
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(69)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson switches his mind and shows up for OTAs
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A couple whose rat-infested garden has been piled high with junk for five years have been branded the filthiest in Britain. Their response? WooHoo we're #1
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(36)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Government of Brownbackistan collapses. Local warlords assume control of key infrastructure
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(130)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why we're suspending the 'Run Warren Run' campaign" Because you were rejected more times than a nerd asking out the head cheerleader in a 1980s coming of age movie?
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever seen a pigeon's genitals? ISIS is worried that you might
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(87)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can stop worrying about those mysterious aircraft flying over US cities and spying on people. It's just the FBI
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(44)
 
(History Today)
 
 
 
Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel: Bootlegger, gangster, builder of casinos, Nazi hunter ... wait, what?
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(28)
 
(Heavy)
 
 
 
TSA calling in fake airline threats today to cover up for their embarrassing DHS review
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(49)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Seems like anything can get a makeover, even the American Mafia
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Yeah, so one of our cops beat a dude up and now we're out a bunch of cash. Meaning that you, the taxpayer, are out a bunch of cash"
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(80)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to praise a police blotter?"
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(49)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
NewsFlash
 
FIFA evacuates its Blatter
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(359)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
KC Royals fans continue stuffing the All-Star ballot box, their faces
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(15)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Stop making Rand Paul a thing. He's not a thing and if you keep this up, we'll never get rid of him
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(97)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott hosts Republican presidential hopefuls at Walt Disney World, confusing election watchers who can't tell Sleepy from Dopey and think they're all Goofy
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(124)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates fan goes full Steve Bartman, gets thrown out for interfering with play
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(24)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Losing to 21 in blackjack is just unlucky. Losing to 21 in baseball is just plain embarrassing
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Political Science proves that lots of people hate Hillary Clinton and lots of people love Hillary Clinton. More on this fascinating story as 2016 approaches
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(99)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wall Street bets that a Federal bankruptcy judge finally buries Caesars
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(13)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
First look at DC Comics' version of Superman, circa 2015. Comic fans will note Clark Kent beat all these guys up on his way to Zod decades ago
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(73)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why I do say, I find that Rand Paul fella just loony patoony. Is it my fault that he's so gosh-darned silly? Why I do believe all this talk of Rand is givin' me the vapors *fans self wildly*
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bad - you're being taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Worse - the ambulance hits a bus and flips several times
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(51)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
ThinkGeek turns down $122 Million cash from HotTopic, takes $140 Million in store credit from Gamestop instead
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(37)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marwin Gonzalez nabs grounder, makes no-look throw to first base. Eyes? Who needs 'em?
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(4)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The limits of Religious Freedom" It's all good as long as Jesus does it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UFO nuts ease up on the tin-foil today, NASA is just testing a revolutionary 'flying saucer' for a possible Mars mission
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US to Syria: Stop hitting yourself
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(21)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spanish economy finally awakens from its siesta
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Chemical companies to write own chemical safety standards with the new "We're going to soooooo screw over the American people" act
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(Newser)
 
 
 
After massive security failure, TSA tells its acting director to remove shoes, hat, all government ID
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler's contempt for his handful of fans and idiotic audiences has made him box office poison, though most people with taste already knew that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"JFK, had he lived, would have been 12 times as rich as wealthiest 2016 candidate"
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(68)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hello, class of 2015. 2/3 of you are bad and you should feel bad
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(103)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Netflix begins testing in-house ads. The free show is over
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(123)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(111)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
How did MAD MAX: Fury Road make everyone fall in love with it? Here's a hint: It begins with a "g" and ends with a "g" and the middle is "ood cinematography and editin"
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(114)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman charged with driving under the influence ... of whipped cream
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(65)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Texas pulls the plug on Tesla selling cars directly
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina close to passing anti-abortion legislation, but will have to wait 72 hours before they decide whether it's a good idea or not
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(290)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A guide to the filming locations for every Game of Thrones area. Apparently King's Landing exists in five different countries
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(66)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Today is international Leave Work Early day, so let's all celebrate by clocking out early and meeting at the bar for a drink
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Negative, Maverickski, the pattern is full
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(77)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Hamas basically admits that they refuse to rebuild parts of Gaza and deliberately keep the residents there poor as an open air zoo for the world media, governments and leftist groups
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(319)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The founder of the Men's Wearhouse creates an app that sends a tailor to your home to help with ill-fitting clothes
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(13)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sometimes the only way to stop your drunk mom from driving everyone to the store to get outfits for the sixth-grade graduation is to punch her in the face
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you're on a driving lesson and your car gets run over by a tank?
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(72)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: "Rick Perry is responsible for the flooding in Texas"
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(90)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you're in prison and decide to be your own attorney during your murder trial, don't whine to the judge that your incarceration has presented obstacles in gathering and reviewing evidence you need to prepare your defense
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(Ride Apart)
 
Video
 
Texting, bikers, lane splitting, BMW drivers, LA....a little something for everyone to hate in this video
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(37)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative outreach continues as... Ah fark it, this isn't even funny anymore. Actual headline: "There's no 'gender pay gap', but here are 11 reasons why there should be". Bonus reference to men's "pole tax"
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(267)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today's unfounded freakout for preppers: Obama's taking away our wood-burning stoves
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(155)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah so we're sorry that we didn't get a hold of you over the last 10 years to let you know that your daughter is in our foster care system. It's awesome that you reached out. There's just the small matter of a $7,800 bill. So yeah
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(88)
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Belgium asks, "Who the fark still uses a payphone?"
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman ordered to serve two weeks behind bars for having outrageously loud sex: "Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up. This lasted ten minutes" (w/pic of Gemma)
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(128)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Family forced to flee from house when can of deodorant explodes and sets kitchen on fire. Investigators ask them all to raise their hands if they're sure
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Julie Harris, who was a Oscar-winning costume designer of the swinging 1960s London, will now design shagadelic clothes for God
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(9)
 
(European Union Times)
 
 
 
John Kerry didn't suffer a "broken leg" in a "bicycle accident," but is in fact gravely ill after a plotted attempt on his life during a secret meeting with a top ISIS commander
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(74)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Colorado high school principal stops valedictorian from speaking, outs him to parents
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why did London's last wild colony of hedgehogs cross the road? They never did, and that's why they're still live hedgies
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This stair-climbing wheelchair just made the world a bit more accessible for everyone who has a stair-climbing wheelchair. Which is, like, maybe one guy?
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old support worker loses half her body weight after giving up 1,095 candy bars per year habit, starting the Cambridge Weight Plan: "I'm saving up money I would have spent on chocolate to see my dad in Florida later this year" (w/pics)
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(53)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
How an $85 traffic fine will cost you $499, even if you pay it on time
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(44)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey FEMA: Not to tell you how to do your job, but if you schedule a meeting with homeowners about the massive flood damage to their homes, it helps if you actually show up for the meeting
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(30)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Happy hours may soon again be legal in Illinois
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(20)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
KFC to Chinese businesses: "No, we don't raise mutant chickens with extra legs and wings. So please accept this $245,000 lawsuit with our best wishes"
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UAB football will not get the death penalty after all, but they won't play until 2016
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(23)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
As the Western drought continues, whitewater rafting companies are adapting to lower water levels. The new model seems to be an inner tube with a beer cooler tied to it
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(40)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
You're all alone at the funeral home saying goodbye to the last of your loved ones and you're all alone in the world now except for Lulu the comfort dog who's there by your side in case you need her
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(19)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Up next in Hollywood's attempt to destroy every awesome '80s and early '90s movie with a remake is "Big Trouble in Little China," with The Rock to play the role of Jack Burton
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(240)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Your cat is infecting your body with parasites while you sleep. "I don't think we can take it for granted anymore that these parasites are sitting in our heads for the rest of our lives doing nothing"
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Mon June 01, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest product to be delivered by bicycle in NYC? Mattresses. Seriously, no springs attached
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(26)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
After learning about the fire at the Apple plant in Texas last week, North Carolina's Apple data center hopes to avoid patent litigation by going with a chlorine leak instead
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
You're more than welcome to come to a Tampa Bay Lightning playoff game, but you must be from the area and look the part
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(76)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists manage to successfully grow politician brains from stem cells
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy comes out of his ranch bunker to tell everybody one more thing he knows about the Negro
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(193)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Please sir, can we have some more Cinematic Universes?
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(56)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
And America's most atheist city is also its most anti-homeless. Gentlemen, raise your colanders to Seattle
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(194)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to my bike. I'm so very scared. Help (not safe for work)
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(42)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese seismologists say last week's 8.1 deep-focus earthquake was first in recorded history to be felt in all 47 prefectures. Take that, Wimp-zilla
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's interview with the Des Moines Register -- annotated for truthiness
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After males say, "I'm not getting near that thing," female sawfish resort to virgin births
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia now insists that they were invited into Czechoslovakia in 1968 to install freedom. You can ask the Czechs, they were fine with it, punch and pie were served
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(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The NRA is terrified that Obama will take away guns from the crazy people at the NRA
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(165)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark your earholes with FarkCast
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(25)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Wackos inundate California town after city council outlaws space-based weapons. Mayor Butt calls for calm
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(74)
 
(Tech Frag)
 
 
 
Google and Levi's team up to create smart pants, ideal for covering up your dumb ass
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(42)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Visiting a quaint New England town for your friend's wedding? Locals don't cotton to your big city, pooping on the shelves at the Rite Aid, ways
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(32)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Muslim woman denied can of soda on an United Airlines flight for fear she could go Mentos
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(140)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans: The Kansas Supreme Court has challenged our crazy tax slashing agenda, let's replace all of them. Brilliant
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(127)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What wacky hijinks will Dean Ambrose be up to with the stolen belt? What will Hamlet Cena say while he makes sad faces? What will The New Day drink from their flutes? Tonight RAW IS OWENS (8:00 PM ET on USA Network/pre-show 7:30 PM )
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(1206)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
NewsFlash
 
Either Godzilla's waking up, or there were just a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon Coast. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(135)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You had one job. ONE JOB
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(153)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EL James to release fanfic based on her earlier fanfic. We're through the moist, throbbing wormhole
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Guy seeking to cash in on "Right-Wing Gullibility Syndrome" by announcing he was hosting a "freedom rally" with a "draw Mohammad contest" and then setting up a Gofundme asking for $10 mil to keep "his family safe" manages to raise..uh .300 bucks
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(104)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Woman riding her bike 4,600 miles starting in Denver, Colorado and ending in Anchorage, Alaska to raise money for the Colorado Nepal Alliance's Earthquake Relief Effort. "It seems more fun than riding across Kansas"
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The only thing cooler than watching Lionel Messi score a fantastic goal in the Copa del Rey finals is watching it called by 16 different international broadcast teams
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, who apparently never got around to reading the Constitution while serving as a US Representative, is upset we can't force recent immigrants to "assimilate" by adopting "America's predominant religion," Christianity
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(151)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another parachutist injured at Skydive DeLand, as DeLanding continues to be the source of the problems
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gosh golly, it's Hop-Con 3.0: The w00tstout Launch Festival in San Diego on July 8th. Get your tickets before they run out
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new viral craze is sweeping across Korea; EVERYBODY PANIC
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(43)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How the brightest galaxy in the Universe got to be that way, and why it won't stay that way for long
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(19)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meditating 'energy healer' discovers that everything in the cosmos is interconnected, especially the lake and her Hyundai since she didn't set the parking brake while meditating
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(32)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to save water in the California drought? Put in a pool
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(74)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Congressional intern arrested for exercising constitutionally-protected right
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(76)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Cat's got the right reaction to this
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Murder suspect claims he is innocent because he doesn't like pizza. Which is absurd. Who doesn't like pizza?
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(60)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ there's a lion in the car
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mets' pitcher Bartolo Colón runs all the way to second base on a double. And a good time was had by all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Ancient cave paintings
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(IGN)
 
 
 
A sequel to XCOM: Enemy Unknown is coming soon, to frustrate another generation of gamers
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(The Awesomer)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to watch 11,000 marbles running through a gigantic maze
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll see your 'college students build free artificial arm' and raise you 'high school students build artificial arm.'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why, I do declare this Republican presidential race is heating up. Why, if I don't have a sip of this here glass of sweet tea, I might just get the vapors"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
This supercut of tautology from The Wire is a supercut of tautology from The Wire
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(39)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner will now be Caitlyn Jenner, with a C instead of a K. Kris's eyebrow would twitch if it weren't frozen with Botox
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(478)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
In his first sentence, Neal Stephenson blows up the moon. It gets better
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(101)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
You must be crazy in the head if you think Klay Thompson isn't playing Game 1 of the NBA Finals
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(17)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two million new people have moved to Florida in the ten years since a hurricane last made landfall in 2005. Some people think this will not end well
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(225)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's scarier, finding some drunk stranger in your bed when you get home or knowing that there are people out there that would take a selfie anywhere?
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
If Grexit is to be averted, the challenge posed by Brexit would already look significantly less daunting
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(42)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Solar plane grounded by clouds
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(65)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man enjoys a life of "gold farming," plants his butt in front of a computer to make loads of money a month playing online games all day. You too could enjoy this life if your basement is fertile enough
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wage inequality supporters emboldened by broken healthcare system
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(290)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's First World Problem: Today's bestsellers are "too big to be enjoyed." In other news, Slate has ADHD
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting totally wasted on a plane, stripping naked and urinating on Dolph Lundgren is no way to go through life, son
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loud noise linked to weight gain, according to a recent study at Buffalo Wild Wings on Super Bowl Sunday
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(34)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
29 obscure regional words and phrases we should start using. There's no honeyfuggling going on. That's a promise
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
England paid the Queen $61 million last year, more than all but 6 global CEOs and 50% more than Marissa Mayer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Was t.A.T.u.'s 2009 hit cover of The Smiths' "How Soon is Now?" actually sung by Vladimir Putin using cold war era "Chipmunks" technology?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indiana baseball team gets out of a jam with 1-2-6-2, strike-'em-out, throw-'em-out, tag-'em-out triple play. Just like they drew it up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan: "Hey opposition, if you can find my golden toilet seat I will resign"
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(52)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Louis CK: I was gonna wait to shoot Season 5, but then I got high
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(47)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eva Braun's underwear may have been found in a Ohio thrift shop
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(83)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars are prone to cyberattacks, so enjoy your ride
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(52)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
For those of you on the dark side, let's shed some light about the colors of a Star Wars lightsaber
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Help! Subbing for AP Honors Law teacher today, they are working on Moot Court Oral Arguments I'm up shiat creek because I'm a choir teacher
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(180)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
How do you handle a guy with three balls?
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(32)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police say a teen stabbed a man in the chest and arm before leaving him to die after an argument over what? A) Money. B) Drugs. Or C) A cellphone
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver says he would do the unthinkable and the disgusting if World Cup sponsors booted FIFA president Sepp Blatter. That's right, Oliver would willingly drink Bud Light Lime
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One Million Moms gets thousands of signatures protesting Fox's Lucifer because it portrays him as the good guy, and not as how he appears in the Bible. You know, where he does nothing but watch God be a dick to Job and his family to win a bet
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines has gone "technically bankrupt" because its planes go "technically missing"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Four & a half million people vote to decide the most talented act in Britain in 2015 . Behold the next boy band.....Oh, sorry, I mean dog
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(10)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
This nudist colony ad is like a lost sketch from "Mr. Show." Not safe for work and NSFE (Not Safe For Eyes)
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(30)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Heidi Klum, who is 41 kilograms today
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(22)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family accuses Petco of turning their Golden Retriever into a Dachshund dog because of groomer error
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's addicted to what and from where? No, Hentai is not a category and your mom's basement is not a region
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
During a tour stop in Israel, the Backstreet Boys decided to get baptized in the Dead Sea because they're as important as Jesus
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Patriot Act has officially expired and NSA phone spying is dead at least for a couple days. Who are you going to call on Phone Freedom Day?
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(188)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Kardashian klown kar gets another passenger
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(Fark)
 
 
 
An end to a touching story at Neverland Ranch, FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go, and Hooters waitress wants to put her organ into a male customer for a change: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/24 - 5/30
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Man who designed the MLB logo dies at age 82, is the first person to be associated with professional baseball past the age of 81 since Jamie Moyer
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's food packaging words which you are free to ignore are: `healthy choice', `natural', `gluten free', `no added sugar'
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Smash and grab" jewelry thieves lead police on a merry chase through a shopping mall. And yes, there's video
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train rider
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(20)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bashar al-Assad is only one or two steps away from losing Syria to ISIS
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Blogger mom is outraged that police won't allow her children to swim in a polluted creek filled with sharp rocks in the middle of a nature preserve. "What business does the state have telling responsible parents how to do their job?"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Divorce rates in Ontario set to go through roof as divorce lawyers argue in court against "archaic" law that won't allow them to offer no-win, no-fee billing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If Obama is for it, then we're against it." Today's issue: Clean water
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(282)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Big Book of British Smiles has a new centerfold
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drug combination shrinks 60% of melanomas. Still no cure for... well this is a good start
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ex-FIFA vice president Jack Warner swallows the Onion, chokes up this bit of fried gold: "Nothing I have done within FIFA has been inconsistent with the international culture of FIFA"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Send a quart of cow manure in the mail to a neighbor in response to a lawsuit over your barking dog? That's a misdemeanor charge of third-degree harassment, a possible 30 days in jail and a $625 fine
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
CATS schedule changes take effect Monday. Instead of sleeping for 5 hours and getting up to eat before taking another nap they will now nap 6 hours and play for a bit and maybe get some lovin' after eating
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(17)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Andres becomes a giant
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(12)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
22-year-old Alabama man bludgeons mother to death after an argument about grades. Police have no information on which high school the man attends
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Busch league whining by Dodgers
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Carrion luggage found at Tokyo train station
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"They were my heroes today" Lee said. "They were able to get one right away and then after a lot of creative thinking they got three more"
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
College says Dennis Hastert's name is no longer associated with its Center for Economics, Government, and Public Policy
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes the third state to ban philosophical exemptions to vaccinations, joining West Virginia and Mississippi in the 21st century
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Rarely is something actually a true "epic fail." This guy surely had what it took
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(9)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
According to this intrepid sports reporter, Prince Fielder was allowed to bat twice in a row in today's Rangers win
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(6)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man cuts his daughter, stabs self in the neck at McDonald's. Probably after finding out what really goes in to those burgers and chicken nuggets
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The French conservative party UMP, whose members are apparently are just about as bright as American conservatives, officially change their party's name to "The Republicans"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dognapping in UK up 20 percent as thieves steal unattended pooches for easy money. Your dog wants stakes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Camp Crystal Lake is about to be terrorized by a man in a hockey mask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uganda hit by wave of naked elderly women protesting land seizures. Huge tracts of arid land
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pat Boone says he has helped black artists gain fame and earn money because he covered their songs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Robo-teacher is coming but don't expect to be inspired." Well, we never really hoped for much out of the ones we got and we we were never disappointed, so we're ready for robo-mediocrity, sure, what the hell?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Josh Dugger is "tormented by seamen"
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Part of New York highway to be named after Billy Joel
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In case the rest of the world wonders where Australia stands on same-sex marriage, here we have a bill being introduced to Parliament. Note our ruling party sitting on the right of the picture
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Good thing that woman sentenced to walk 30 miles for taxi fraud wasn't a Royal Marine. Wrecked 'er? It'd killer
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(29)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a cool vacation? Check out this vast warehouse tucked away in Alabama that is filled with America's lost luggage. And they sell stuff
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(35)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Egypt was humanity's gateway out of Africa, says anyone that has read a map
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Volusia county lifeguards had to rescue 32 people who thought they could swim on Saturday
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(21)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
How is all that critical, Life Or Death software actually tested?
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what it costs to turn your kid into one of those creepy child beauty queens. Price of your soul, cheap
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(29)
 
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
"How Homo sapiens became world's dominant species." Uh, I'm gonna guess because all those other hominids we only see in museums, we killed them, right? Like we kill EVERYTHING
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When an article opens with the words "Are these the world's most embarrassing tattoos?" you know somebody's needled (mildly not safe for work)
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(72)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
United Nations tells Britain, 'You know who ELSE walked out on the European Convention on Human Rights? No, guess"
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently being invaded by Russia hurts a country's economy. Who knew?
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Guat hunting' the latest craze right where you'd expect it
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(17)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Google's Skynet drone crash-landed in the desert and just like Google Plus, nobody noticed
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(2)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
As Jade Helm gobbles up Texas, Angel Thunder is set to devour Arizona
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beijing public smoking ban begins; is immediately broken four billion times
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(21)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
MIchelle Malkin employs Best Korea's worst 'Shoppers
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(115)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If Steve Jobs's death didn't ruin Apple, the iCar surely will"
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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(8)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
J-walk in front of a bicyclist? That's a stabbing
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News: Michigan cops legally rob "every belonging" from attractive medical marijuana patient/caregiver's home. Fark: They even take her vibrator. "Why take my vibrator?"
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(111)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Airbus A400M plane brought down in Spain blamed on the Airbus brain
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS recruiters on social media losing all kinds of cred when they reveal they don't speak Arabic, sort of a prerequisite in a job where you're quoting Allah at people all day
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(29)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The Canadian commission that has spent five years examining native residential schools, an issue that has already had commissions, says too many omissions, will recommend more commissions, perhaps commissions overseen by a commission
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(13)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two St. Louis Rams players go undercover as homeless players, learn quite a bit actually
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(15)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
"There's no way that we have been able to come up with to prevent idiots from riding around in cars with high-powered weapons shooting indiscriminately into homes and not caring where the bullets go"
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The most Texas possible response to the flooding: a genuine old-fashioned cattle drive
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(18)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott will sign the bill legalizing cannabis oil for epilepsy patients
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(18)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of Critics' Choice Awards winners, most of which sadly won't be nominated for an Emmy, like Archer and The Americans
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(51)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
When pressed, George R.R. Martin revealed one absent character from his books that he wished were on 'Game of Thrones.' Then another. Then another. Then another
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(87)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Legislature: "Taxing businesses? Idiotic. Taxing hospitals, schools, and the Boy Scouts? Savvy"
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese inventor wants to bring high-end electric scooters to the west for $1,000 apiece: "Li's offering has a design that evokes comparisons to the Vespa and will be powered by the same lithium-ion batteries that go into the Tesla Model S"
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(37)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Human remains wash up in Oklahoma flood waters... 1000 year old ancient Indian remains. Paging Mr Spielberg and Mr Hooper
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(15)
 
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Benjamin Netanyahu, who was for a Palestinian state before he was absolutely against it, is now committed to a Palestinian state. Subby's pretty sure of someone who should be committed
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(145)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp*
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(13)
 
(Greensboro News-Record)
 
 
 
Thirty years later, STILL the weirdest true-crime story you've ever heard of (Some graphic images/content)
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(36)
 
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Woman steals headstones from veterans' graves to surround her fire pit. Let's just hope her husband doesn't get mad that she was arrested
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(35)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Jonathan Slinger: 'I modelled Willy Wonka on David Bowie'"
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(27)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Because sometimes you just have to get nude while at the park, yell and babble to yourself
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(21)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California state legislature hires two part-time workers whose sole job is to drive lawmakers home after putting in a long night of getting thoroughly blasted on behalf of their constituents
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(43)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Van Dammit we're not getting divorced
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(2)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand midwives will be held accountable if they spread anti-vax propaganda, measles
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(31)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Six Things I Learned by Having My Penis Surgically Rem--"SWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PIMPED-OUT POGO STICK (Some Not safe for work content)
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(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress has officially adjourned with no vote on the Patriot Act extension. As of midnight EST, feel free to resume sending your dick pics
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa admits paying a $10M bribe to FIFA to secure the 2010 World Cup awarBZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
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(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Oliver Twist scenarios" are taking place on Britain's streets as children are tasked with pickpocketing, shoplifting and begging the question for Americans as to who this Oliver Twist is
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(42)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Polish painter covers home in aluminum foil, calls it art
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto suburb should have paid the $5/week Bear Patrol tax
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that just like you, HIV has a weakness: its sweet tooth
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(6)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The home of heavy metal is now in South Korea
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(11)
 
(HBO)
 
 
 
With FIFA and the NSA last week, is there enough time for John Oliver tonight? Find out on "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, HBO, 11 PM ET
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(9)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The world's elderly are on a crime spree"
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(34)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Because everyone deserves to drive, even people who take SIXTEEN times to pass their driving test
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(39)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Student kills bookies by finding a 2000:1 odds on Roger Federer to win a set at Rome Masters, only bets a dollar, bookies still refuse to pay out
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(21)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Running garden hose allows responsible parties to dodge blame for landslide
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(15)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off carjacker, then things get weird
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(25)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Good friend of Farkette has a chance to go work with Henson Muppeteers but doesn't have the money for travel. Please consider helping her along
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(3)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
If you're driving a busload of passengers down an interstate and drop your water bottle, just let it go, man, 'cause it's gone (at least until you can pull over)
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
China is developing an ATM with facial recognition technology
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(35)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Zoo employee in critical condition after being bitten by a dragon
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man gored to death by future steak
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of us tell funny stories we've heard as though they happened to us. That reminds me of a hilarious thing that happened to me when I was inventing Fark in 1999
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(26)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's not REALLY a finals game in Scottish soccer until the police are called in to investigate the on-pitch brawl
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(7)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Halt and Catch Fire season 2 premiere on AMC tonight at 10PM EDT. If you missed season 1, imagine 'Mad Men' meets 'Silicon Valley' in 'Dallas' with a sprinkling of 'The Americans' for that 1980s flavor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reporters film Myanmar lawmakers sleeping in parliamentary sessions, so naturally the government's best solution is to ban the press
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(10 News)
 
 
 
While you were complaining how you couldn't find your TV remote, meet the 92-year-old woman who just ran a full marathon today
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(48)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Where traffic cops aren't men or women. Or, well, both, at the same time
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(12)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Nintendo gets a wii bit of free publicity
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(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Someone walked into the Macon County, Missouri jail to bail out some other loser and got themselves arrested on drug charges. This is not a repeat from last week
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(28)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Giant Rubber Duck Invades Philadelphia
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(26)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow get his hands bloodied? Will Jorah earn back Daenerys's trust? And where the hell is Arya? Will there be Sand Snakes? Find out at 9PM ET in "Hardhome." Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're hot today in Midtown Manhattan, there's free air conditioning on the street at 38th and Madison courtesy of the crane that dropped it from 30 stories up
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(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Here's your 2015 Hurricane Guide, just in case you want to know when to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
B.B. King was interred into his final resting place yesterday. Sadly, he will have to spend eternity in Mississippi
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(9)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel shows off his arm to a fan at the Byron Nelson Classic
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(35)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What's better than watching your team win on the road? Watching your team win on the road and then Andrew McCutchen gives you his batting gloves
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(5)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
German police alerted anonymously to unruly mob activity swarm area, only to find asparagus pickers
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(19)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Classy mum of the day asked couple if they wanted a threesome before telling another woman she was "too fat" to join
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(28)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Revenge of the Atomic Beagles
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Current NBA Slam Dunk Champion can also dunk a football. Go long
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(7)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA: Whoever smelt it, dealt it
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(14)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Being that Shiba Inus are really humans in disguise, they certainly know how to chill out and have a good time like us
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan town council: "Those are just...you know...plants, man"
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(19)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What it's like to be a clown in an age when people think it's fun to hate and fear clowns. Strangely, no mention of porn
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven underrated U.S. vacation spots. Did YOUR favorite hidden gem make the list?
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(102)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
11 bodies found at Ohio funeral home. Well, where the hell else would they be?
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(23)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not News: Government worker caught watching porn at work. News: He's a politician. Fark: During a debate
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(13)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Jury acquits drug czar on felony possession charges despite the czar's full confession
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(34)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas State Legislature: We want to bring booze to the statehouse
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(25)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Ambrose and Rollins steal the show? HOW does Cena survive Kevin Owens? WILL Sheamus get his stupid mohawk stuck in the cage bars? From Corpus Christi, THIS is YOUR WWE Elimination Chamber Discussion Thread (8pm ET on WWE Network)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this: New photo raises doubt about police account of shooting
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(294)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I don't know what it means when a Nobel laureate starts using the word "derp" to describe Republican ideology, but there you go
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Quantum physicists prove that reality doesn't exist until it is measured, perhaps explaining why subby's teenage son tried to take a measuring tape into the bathroom
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(45)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
So, Ohio State will have three of the best quarterbacks in the country in 2015
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain takes on the Garden State, goes to the most screwed-up places in New Jersey to bring out the best of Jersey for his CNN series "Parts Unknown" ...and to remind people how awesome NJ is
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten out of ten Helens agree: this list of the twenty best Kids in the Hall sketches is completely different and better than the AV Club's list from a few weeks ago and, in fact, crushes its head
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Bridge was built by innovative free-market capitalists, without government intervention or assistance. If you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The only two The Doors albums with decent vocals will finally be remastered and re-released
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(37)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders responds to questions about his college essay: "It's poorly written schlock no better than Fifty Shades of Grey. Get over it and move on to something important"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Famous Japanese civil engineer was blocked from working in Japan by Shinto superstition, made part of national labor law, that "if a woman entered a tunnel under construction, she would anger the jealous mountain goddess and cause worker accidents"
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How many times can you use a bath towel before it needs to be washed?
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(62)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
There's low, and there's stealing clothes from a donation box low. At least the surveillance cameras worked
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in Pointless Fear Mongering, "Is your neighborhood killing you?"
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(34)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Another buzzed driving incident
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by Baltimore, Chicago's weekend gun violence sees two dead and twenty-one wounded
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(138)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"It's shocking, but Scott Weiland did not f*ck up during his latest concert"
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(9)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Six years ago today, someone performed a very late-term abortion on Dr. George Tiller
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(104)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jaws was released 40 years ago and being eaten alive from the feet up on a sinking boat is still the most petrifying death scene ever made. You can keep your 'one in 3.7 million chance'
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(65)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
America's Best Christian explains Religious Freedom
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(202)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police forced to intervene in naked cycling event after one of the riders gets 'aroused'. SCHWINN (Not safe for work)
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(60)
 
(World Star Hip-Hop)
 
 
 
I...I think I'm done with the Internet for today (Not safe for work)
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(72)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Nazis received $20.2 million in Social Security benefits
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meteorologists say enough rain fell in Texas during May to cover the entire state 8 inches deep. Whoa
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be sure to show this comic to the next loud conservative who mistakes bootstrappiness with privilege
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(191)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Meet the Press is worried that all this talk about sex scandals and molestation will keep moderate, pragmatic child molesters from wanting to run for political office
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this parental supervision
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(18)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Former Packers Head Coach Mike Sherman picked up by Nauset High School
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(16)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
WNCT adds two, but I'm seeing four, and I'll settle for one
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(10)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"As it turns out, both elephants and Joba Chamberlain never forget a friend" ... especially a 7-year-old Tigers fan
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
SEC says it will not allow transfers that have had serious misconduct issues like domestic violence or sexual assaults into their conference
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(13)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC still thinks Brian Williams is a valuable commodity
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(25)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will we see a Colombian victory trifecta? Can we get a full length race here today? It's Race 2 of the Chevrolet Dual in Detroit (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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(309)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If imitation is the highest form of flattery, then China is one unctuous country
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and pretentious: Wine sommelier. New and tasteful: Hot sauce sommelier
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(22)
 
(WTAP News Center)
 
 
 
Man from Alabama goes to Ohio to steal $3000 worth of coins and gets arrested in West Virginia, all in an apparent plan for neck reduction surgery
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Never spit in the street in Singapore. Especially not near the hotel where the U.S. Secretary of Defense is staying
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Norway's prisons are awesome vacation resorts, so why don't prisoners ever want to go back?
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(167)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If flirting helps with wage negotiations, then why do women earn less? Churros y chocolate, leotards
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Please Master hand in your resignation
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week's SHMHC features experimental flamboyant doom metal, and will blow your mind into Öxxö Xööx pieces
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(20)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman found not guilty of screwdriver attack after it was determined she had something loose
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(14)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
16 things you didn't know about the Brady Bunch. And yes, Marcia really did take a football to the nose. In one take
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(56)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The Simpsons, yes the Simpsons, have successfully predicted the FIFA corruption scandal
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(21)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scott Walker expands his lead in the Iowa straw poll, leading many to wonder just what the f*ck is wrong with Iowa
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(148)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
See the Fieri Hamster, whose bold, brash personality is annoying and "in your face"
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(28)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Rock cooks up a huge win after audiences found no fault with San Andreas, which took #1 with $55 million. Tomorrowland fell to #2 with $14.5 million, Pitch Perfect 2 at #3 with $13.9 million. And Cameron Crowe's Aloha bombed at #6
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(45)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The death of the Patriot Act is nigh making what Congress does today actually important for once
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say what you will, but Hillary would have back pedaled
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Time Warner/Charter merger: "Through a mix of golden parachutes, advisory fees and investment returns, a handful of cable executives, traders and bankers stand to reap enormous profits"
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(18)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
When stealing a car you might want to make sure the car's owner isn't asleep in the backseat
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(8)
 
(Some farkette)
 
 
 
And now, Lincoln's Chair
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(4)
 
(Zee News India)
 
 
 
Shaaaaa mmmm onnnnn nnnnnnn... Shaaaaa mmmmmm onnnnn nnnnnn iiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiit
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eugenie Brouchard is named the "new Anna Kournikova" ... and when she plays, the points don't matter
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(23)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada makes it illegal to use a smartwatch while driving
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(30)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Pig terrorizes town and craps in squad car, expected to be suspended two weeks with pay
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(26)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch makes a quiet return to Dover, He Who Shall Not Be Named eyes adding another Monster Mile trophy, and we can't really mock the title of today's race: the FedEx 400 for Autism Speaks. Coverage starts at 1:00 ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, if you could just look out of the windows on the left side of the airplane, you won't notice the ground crew applying adhesive tape to the engine casing on the right side
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(65)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"That's it. I needed to go on the lam in order to test the quality of the security at the prison where I was locked up. Yup, that's it officers"
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(7)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Woman bails on taxi fare. Judge orders her to walk the entire length of the trip ... 30 miles
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(86)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Ancient Greek formula is used to find the world's most perfect body. And the winner, with a score of 96.4 is __________ ___________
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(128)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bob Schieffer, 78, retires from CBS today, hopes to spend time with others his age watching CBS prime time programming
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(14)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Well free-falling into an airbag is a dangerous thing to begin with, right?
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims men aren't put off by her luxuriant pelt. Well, she is British
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. CEO: Kate handles buns better than Kim
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(11)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Electronics recycling center: "If you anonymously dropped off an ultra-rare Apple 1 computer at our location, please return for your $100,000 check"
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(53)
 
(The Next Digit)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves. Gifs are coming
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(66)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
For only $310, you can out-hip your hippest hipster friends with genuine ant vodak
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American universities are addicted to Chinese students'"
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(63)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Too many Americans are saying they're pro-choice. This can only be because they don't know what pro-choice actually means
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(347)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy asks $1500 for his extensive video game collection. Fark: Of 300 copies of the same Super Nintendo Jurassic Park game
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(28)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel screen tests several candidates for the Amazingly Dull Spider-Man
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(113)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
B-roll footage of San Andreas compares scenes before and after special effects were added. Behold the movie magic (w/video)
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(36)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heated race
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(14)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Camping Adventures
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(120)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
UK man finds a bullet in his glass of beer, immediately complains of eating in a low caliber restaurant
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(54)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Not news: A musician gets kicked out of the band for his behavior. Fark: An oboist for the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra
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(87)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gay Head icon slid gently along soap-lathered rails, snugly placed in new position on the beach
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS budget reveals that their cybersecurity team of 363 employees is running Windows XP. Sleep tight, your personal info is safe
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(35)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Solar plane takes off on a six-day flight over the Pacific Ocean. So far, all looks sunny
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(20)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
The worst band tattoos ever. And boy, are there some doozies
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(74)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Tribunal calls for firing of teacher who let students play a different version of seven minutes in heaven in a classroom storage closet
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(63)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as Zoey the 8-week-old puppy who was stolen from the Humane Society of Southern Arizona has been found and will be going home with the family that adopted her soon
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(18)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
The last remaining player from a Chicago Cubs National League pennant winning team has died. But hey, how about those Blackhawks?
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sues multiple parties $11 million for failing to warn him that butane is flammable
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Proudly supporting the human rights abuses of World Cup 2022
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A few days before he died, John Nash told a friend he had devised a replacement equation for Einstein's theory of relativity
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(153)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
French Linux company Mandriva was killed by employee lawsuits
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(58)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Turns out that your dog's inability to recognize you on a screen has nothing to do with his inability to smell your butt
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Vice President Joe Biden's son, Beau, has died. Fark cancer
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Family finds out the hard way that there are old mushroom identifying apps and bold mushroom identifying apps, but no old and bold mushroom identifying apps
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Get arrested while drunk, physically attacked and have pepper spray discharged into your face? That's a $175,000 settlement
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ahh, junior rugby league competitions. Abusive and violent incidents with police, players, parents, officials and spectators who may have had makeshift weapons. Just like I remember it
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