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Headlines matching 'A'
Sat April 19, 2014
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember the legendary keyboard solo in the Animals' House of the Rising Sun? Well, wish a Happy Birthday to Alan Price
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Today is International Record Store Day. For many collectors, vinyl is still groovy
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
A penny saved is a penny earned ... and 97,400 pennies will pay your college tuition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party: 4/19 - 4/20
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the 2014 World Car of the Year is the _____________
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you take your child to Bostons' Children's Hospital, just nod your head up and down and say yes to everything, and they might not kidnap them
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman has a stroke after taking birth control pill Yasmin, wins $14 million even though she was a smoker, had high cholesterol and was over 30... And doctors warn of risks of a stroke go up if you smoke and are over 30 on the pill
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Detroit refuses to go down without a fight: Doors salvaged from demolished homes are being turned into seats at bus stops
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will prices Spike at the Rainbow Falls Traders' Exchange? Will Rarity and Applejack's pooled capital yield a new episode of Friendship is Witchcraft? It's "Trade Ya" on Master Limited Partnerships: Finance is Magic, at 10:30 on the Hub
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Someone is now selling powdered alcohol so you can now sneak alcohol into places that don't allow alcohol, and don't have a problem with you bringing in unidentified white powdery substances
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Australian pizza is now officially the best in the world. Wait, what?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not News: Two elderly women aged 63 and 58 allegedly bilked their 74-year-old neighbor. News: Out of $450,000. Fark: That she had set aside for her pride and joy, a cat named Puddy Cat
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The mother of a 15-year-old girl who went on a crime spree with an older man she met online blames the internet, urges parents to check on what their children are doing online
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged that their high school students would be exposed to the filth contained in the musical 'Rent' that includes but is not limited to a woman mooning the audience. "We sent a letter of concern"
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shadow secretary warns of islamic plot code named "Operation Trojan Horse" to take over British schools. Subby just found the the plot for the next James Bond movie
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(GA Daily News)
 
 
 
"I thought it was a cat, but then as I focused on it, it was clear it was much bigger than a cat. I was like, 'Oh I should take a picture, this is crazy. There's a fox at the White House.' And he was gone."
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach invaders
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turkey uses leftover pistachio shells to heat entire city. We know - it sounds nuts
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The charges against Bryan Singer are so shocking and scandalous, there was already a movie being made about the incident before the accusations were even made.....wait, what?
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tennessee may become the first state to make it a crime for a mother to use drugs while pregnant
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know spring is officially here when flowers start blooming again, birds start chirping again, and Houston Rockets fans start thinking their team can go all the way again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student upset that her professor found out she is a stripper and lowered her grades. Psst, hey prof... you're doing it wrong
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Captain of capsized South Korean ferry who abandoned ship first while nearly 300 went under, is arrested, charged with negligence, violating maritime law and being an asshole
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus postpones her entire US tour. And there was much rejoicing
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
*poot* Feline surrendered to a shelter *toot* for being excessively flatulent *pfffift* finds a new home. Smells like Caturday
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(Newsworks)
 
 
 
Will prosecuting parents help solve Philly's problem with chronically truant students? District Attorney: Yes. School District: Not only no, but HELL NO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end is in sight, can Liverpool keep going to secure their 19th league title, can Man City stop choking, will Chelsea still stalk the leaders, can Fulham pull off the great escape? All this and more in your Weekend EPL Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The NYPD are searching for a woman who has 12 prior arrests, 7 of which are for attempted and actual kidnapping after she tried to snatch a eight-month-old baby boy out of a stroller the nanny was pushing
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers' Martin Maldonado takes a page out of Roy Hobbs' playbook and HITS THE COVER OFF THE FREAKING BASEBALL
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you ever owned a shortwave radio back during the Cold War, you probably remember those creepy 'Number Stations' where a child or woman's voice would utter random numbers, presumably code for field agents. FARK: They're still on the air
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The average bank or insurance document contains more words than it took for Shakespeare to write Macbeth, and they could all be condensed into 'If anything happens, you're farked. Sign here'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey DMV sued for allowing a Baptist, but not an 8theist, vanity plate. Who the hell worships the number eight anyway?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After female camel who lives on farm with no male camels gives birth, farmer asks nervously, "What are you all looking at me for?"
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
German hipsters proclaim stuffed deer heads the next big thing as they listen to obscure Schlager music and drink Andorran IPAs. "In Berlin's main hipster habitat, animal trophies have become nearly as ubiquitous as full beards and skinny jeans"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
May 3, 8pm: STL Fark Party 2: Electric Boogaloo (UPDATED)
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(io9)
 
 
 
Latest incarnation of Honda's ASIMO humanoid robot looks more human than ever, will have crossed uncanny valley entirely when it comes time to push you down stairs in your old age (pics, vids)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, let me get this straight. You're saying that a TV show... about a psychic who talks to spirits connected with convicted murderers...is not particularly accurate? Are you sure about that? Because it looks TOTALLY legit to me
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Horrible, stupid man stops doing awful thing
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
People are trotting out of food safety summit
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(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
Doritos Japan to roll out Gourmet Bacon & Mustard Tortilla Chips, prepares to shut up and take your money
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, 80% of China's land isn't contaminated
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin plans to sue satirical news website for publishing headline claiming she was fighting with Patti LaBelle. This is worse than when Franklin sold Amy Winehouse the very cocaine she overdosed on
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince returns to Warner Bros. so he can re-release Purple Rain. This is what it sounds like when Prince needs quick cash
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you struggle to pay your bills, the Obama administration is set to give hundreds of millions of dollars to Iran
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly 100 hate crime killings in the past five years have links to a single website. Yes, it's the one you're thinking of
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(Brightest Young Things)
 
 
 
What happens when a museum of oddities closes? Come for the stuffed unicorn. Stay for the Elephant Man
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(Rant Sports)
 
 
 
Pablo Larrazabal floats like a butterfly after being stung by A BUNCH OF HORNETS
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man gripping and petting his hairy monkey
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a very Good Friday when your church starts handing out free gasoline
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Azerbaijan is using the chaos with Russia to bypass them and build a new oil pipeline through Turkey. Wait, wasn't this the plot of a Bond movie?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you want to go to Coachella but hate the idea of sharing a freeway with poor people? For a mere $1500 you can fly in comfort with other rich hipsters
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find ancient roman artifact DAWWWW
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(APS Physics)
 
 
 
The sports nerds at FiveThirtyEight just got some physics geek competition. Politics tab trumps sports and geek
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Homophobic mayor of South Carolina town fires lesbian police chief despite her impeccable 20-year work record; apparently he doesn't want to think about how she might go down in the line of duty
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Unhappy ending for two massage workers
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 117, with Douglas Lima vs Rick Hawn for the vacant welterweight title. Also the lightweight tournament semifinals. Prelims stream free at 7 PM ET on Spike.com. Main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(io9)
 
 
 
Reasons why artificial intelligence isn't going to turn evil to the left. Your rebuttals to the right
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I'm voting for that grown man who beat up a bobblehead doll on TV"
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(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Hey dude far out, but ya know 100 bucks can buy a lot of burritos
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden: "I've decided that I no longer want to live in Russia...Wait Let me rephrase that--I no longer want to RESIDE in Russia"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Government mole used to find corruption in Chicago real estate dealings arrested for corruption. Always say corruption twice when talking about Chicago
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Are you a resident of North Carolina, Louisiana, Oklahoma, or Kansas? Congratulations, you can get arrested for giving someone a blowjob unless they're dead
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Lodger steals clothes from transgendered woman. She wants her corsets and knickers back- (with pictures)
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Buddy Holly, Jimi Hendrix, David Gilmour, and John Frusciante all have in common? Well, whatever it is, it just turned 60 years old
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Beetle celebrates its 65th year since entry into the U.S. Let's remember the good old days when an American family of four could actually fit in one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A year ago today, a potentially unrelated shooting on MIT helped start a series of events that resulted in a shutdown of Boston. LGT original thread. It's a fascinating read
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(90)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mama's tips for shoplifting beer: Conduct your beer runs on Mondays, steal Budweiser and Bud Light because they are the most popular beers for resale, and invite a friend to come along with you so more beer can be obtained
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(18)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kris Jenner believes there is a sinister conspiracy against the Kardashians, saying a cabal is planting fake stories in the media, spreading rumors, and--worst of all--making restaurant reservations under their name
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Council of Tall Buildings says we can build towers up to 2 kilometers. No word yet from the Royal Society for Putting Things on top of Other Things
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Since there's no way making a reality show using actual Capitol Hill staffers will come back to bite us in the ass, let's go for it
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(19)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Obama's lily livered, weak ass pusillanimous approach to Iran has only emboldened the Mullahs in Tehran to....Wait, what?
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(281)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Activists protest slave labor in Alabama. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Talk about a hint you are maybe choosing the wrong path for yourself in life: Collegiate athlete finds out she is dangerously allergic to her own sweat
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(19)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
While the IRS is busy cracking down on the Tea Party and enforcing Obamacare, it continues to neglect to ensure compliance from small, insignificant players in the economy, like hedge funds and private equity
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(35)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
87-year-long experiment in which nine things have happened has relatively exciting day
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(48)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
34 of the best guitars that subby wishes he could afford/own/play 'Stairway To Heaven' on as the store owner threatens to kick him out
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(129)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
It's only April and Charles Tillman already has an intersection of RG3
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when your dog is a master of escape no matter how secure your back yard? Put a GoPro on him and find out how he does it
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(49)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Town Mayor: Guys, our city looks butt-ugly. What's a good way to sound like we care?
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A list of drugs that Americans want to legalize includes Marijuana, Cocaine, and whatever Huey Lewis was referring to in "Sports"
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(108)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" and other pearls of food wisdom from Fark's patron saint, Ron Swanson
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's zero tolerance story is about a NJ community college professor taking a picture of his daughter in a Game of Thrones T-shirt and getting suspended without pay. Why? Because AK-47s that's why
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As the operator of an indoor pot grow-op, is your greatest fear a) nosy neighbors, b) cops, come and try to snatch your crops, or c) gangs of geeks with drones carrying infrared cameras?
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(45)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's new book about her time as Secretary of State is called "Hard Choices," which coincidentally is the title page of Bill's sexual conquests journal
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's now time for your favorite thing on Friday, the Fark Weird News Quiz. Okay, second favorite after the fact that it's Friday. Well, third thing after the fact that it's Friday and you're not wearing pants. I'll come in again
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
To commemorate the death of Albert Einstein on this day, here are some badass pictures of him looking like the brainiest badass ever
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(35)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has already wrecked any chance he had of getting into the White House because of his greatest political achievement
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have a cart full of pork rinds and Keystone, but are out of cash? Now you can have money wired directly to your Wal-Mart - from another Wal-Mart
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest shipwreck you'll see today is a Russian destroyer sunk and untouched since WWI
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So does this mean they'll actually have to start EATING the ducks?
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(37)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Indicted businessman wants his $250,000 bribe back from Harry Reid. Subby doesn't think that bribes work that way
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ICJ: Stop hunting whales. Japan: WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS WHALE HUNTING
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(128)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Pimpin' [while eating Wendy's in front of Walgreen's with your junk hanging out] ain't easy
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(28)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin becomes the first state to adopt a "no backsies" law for people who adopt children in the state
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dorlexa: Take only as prescribed. May cause strokes, embolisms, and hyperventilation
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook adds mobile friend tracking feature, for the stalker on the go
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(14)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you had less than 24 hours as the time it would take for conservatives to start trying to politicize Chelsea Clinton's pregnancy, please step up to receive your prize
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(143)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Answers in Genesis" co-founder is SO tired of people who mock "Young earth " creationists by asking how Noah could have fit a Brontosaurus or a T-Rex on the Ark when the answer is OBVIOUS: He took the baby ones, of course, DUH
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(208)
 
(22 Words)
 
 
 
"Foster's - Australian for PBR" ... and other new, honest slogans for major brands
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(29)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA scientists now say we owe more to really bad Kevin Costner movies than we previously thought
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(13)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow celebrating dumb teenagers who couldn't afford a GTO or Camaro, women who think they have a muscle car, and old men having a midlife crisis: It's 50 years of the Ford Mustang
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till cockroaches rain down on people trying to enjoy their sushi
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(25)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
We've achieved political nirvana. Paul Ryan can take credit for cutting spending, Obama can take credit for raising taxes
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(31)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Tip for aides to NV's governor? You might want to run all official proclamations through a spell-checker, or at least not accidentally substitute an "n" for an "l" when praising employees for preserving NV's "cultural" resources
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Don't ya just hate when neighbors show up unannounced and just walk into your house?
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gorillas on an Easter egg hunt is about as adorable as you would think it would be
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Student: "I'm friends with JJ Watt." Classmates: "NO WAI" Student: **shows video of him throwing a touchdown pass to JJ Watt** Classmates: "YES WAI"
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the elusive Loch Ness Monster has been spotted again, this time by an iPhone using Apple's satellite map app
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's set aside the normal "vaxxer vs. anti-vaxxer" nonsense for a moment and focus on the real issue: The vaccines don't really work as well as you think they do
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Ring of Fire continues its spring earthquake tour with a surprise 7.2 richter-scale visit to Guerrero, Mexico
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(102)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man confuses meth for Ecstasy, winds up as another people of Walmart walking through store only wearing black shoes. Bonus: Gets interviewed by TV news
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(47)
 
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
That's a big ass tour
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(37)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
If it seems to you that we have twice the bastards these days, you may be right
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State department's new anti-terror strategy... internet trolling
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(25)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In addition to filling in for him on various scenes, Paul Walker's brothers are mimicking their brother's voice to lend an air of authenticity to 7 Fast 7 Furious
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(33)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Mountains of money in politics are so self-evidently horrible that over 85 percent of self-financed congressional candidates lose, except for Saruman (R-Orthanc)
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Falcon launch with ISS resupply at 3:25 EST - live webcast starts at 2:45. Bonus coolness: landing legs and an attempted soft landing in the ocean
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fearing Ford's efforts to challenge its dominance in the market for rolling fire hazards, VW strikes back
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(9)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Mean Girls is a retelling of the traditional Bantu fable 'Ozibane Zibane Zibane'"
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(19)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Ghost Dog strikes again
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(25)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New, "horseless" carriages set to replace horse-drawn carriages. This is not a repeat from 1908
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(10)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
If the name of your business is the "Up In Smoke Hippie Store", you really should be expecting something like this
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(28)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michaels craft store confirms credit card breach, which means that hackers the world over now know you shop at Michaels, are laughing
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(42)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Former "Boy Meets World" actress Maitland Ward wins the red carpet dress contest
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I can't stand to see such [bullet hole] go unpunished"
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man faces legal battlefield due to fallout from hearing the call of duty to suffocate his child so he could play his Xbox, will certainly not be getting a halo where he's going
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why playoff hockey is f*cking awesome and you should watch regardless of whether you're a Leafs fan or not
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's dicks all the way down
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(21)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Eating out less has helped Rosie O'Donnell lose 50 pounds
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(53)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Google 1Q earnings come in at $3.45 billion. Wall Street celebrates the news by dropping the stock 6%
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(26)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sarah McLachlan to release her first new album in four years, go on tour, make you change the channel as soon as you hear that one damn song because you know that dog torture porn is coming
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(Pajiba)
 
Video
 
The amazing 'Frozen/Game of Thrones' mash-up is 100 percent Hodor-approved
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(14)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Take a close look at this comic. You're going to be seeing LOTS of it in the comments section of the Politics tab in the coming years
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(151)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Loading your motorcycle into the back of the truck. LIKE A BOSS
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(26)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Alright you stinking hippies, put down your patchouli and go out and support your local record stores tomorrow. Buy vinyl - the grandfather of CDs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you fail to impress your date on a first date within the first 12 minutes, you might as well go home... 'cause they're gone
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(321)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Increasing number of American women are choosing dogs over babies. Welcome to Generation Rex
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(74)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Dead body found during Easter egg hunt. Police waiting to see if it rises again in three days before beginning their investigation
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Previously thought to be only alcohol, scientists discover a protein that allows an egg and sperm to hook up
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(4)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Meltdown half-inning to lose the game: 8 walks, 3 wild pitches, 6 runs, and just one hit
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(36)
 
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
If you threw a partially used artillery shell in a dumpster in Solvang, California, the police would REALLY like to have a word with you
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise rumored to have a new, thick, red beard
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(96)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New data implicates Democrats in massive 12 million voter vote-buying scheme
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(184)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Indie-pop duo Pomplamoose expands their vision past pop covers and nails James Brown in one soul take
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(27)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're Miss Hong Kong and then the next thing you know you're selling fish balls to hungry crowds
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Radio Shack's plan to close 1,100 stores now put on hold. VCR's, cassette tapes, rotary phones still available
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(49)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"...Enter Shipadick.com, which is exactly what it sounds like: a website that allows you to ship a two-and-a-half-foot cardboard erect penis to anyone in the world"
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(83)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel 1Q sales down 5%, company immediately scraps plans for Norovirus Barbie
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(5)
 
(Geekpr0n)
 
Video
 
The Hound says what we're all thinking. The cast from Game of Thrones react to the Purple Wedding. **Spoiler Warning**
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(9)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican Methodist governor with Sikh parents lashes out on Facebook in defense of Jewish appointee accused of being an atheist. Oooh that's a BINGO
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joint statement from Geneva: We realize everyone's shiat is all emotional right now, but everyone needs the chill the fark out, cuz we got us a plan to fix everything in Ukraine
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(41)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Russian economy, hit by the Ukraine crisis, predicts 0% growth. Apparently Vladimir Putin will not be the only Russian losing his shirt
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(23)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Good: City uses reverse-911 call to alert residents road has reopened after accident. Bad: Multiple calls are sent to the entire city at 2:30am. "Now if there is a tsunami, nuclear reactor meltdown or we are under attack from Godzilla, okay CALL ME"
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS admits, sadly, that they're probably gonna have to decide just how constitutional your right to privacy really is
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(107)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT scholars say that the safety risks of nuclear reactors, and the safety risks of offshore oil platforms, should cancel out if you just combine the two somewhere far, far away from MIT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Channel to launch new weekday program called "Outnumbered." Which is not to be confused with how MSNBC feels every time ratings come out
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers translate ancient Greek document, only to find out it was just a pro wrestling booking sheet setting up the finish of the match
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, sure; when it's the deadbeat cattle rancher, the militias just line up to stop the feds. But when it's the pedophile cult leader's ranch threatened by the jackbooted thugs, everyone's busy
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(102)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steel... what this guy's balls are definitely made of
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(31)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
50 intriguing cancelled videogames you'll never get to play
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(94)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT finds a way to suspend Delta's charter
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(91)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the heck it is that's going on here
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(30)
 
(Kotaku (UK))
 
 
 
Dying four-year-old with inoperable brain tumour gets wish fulfilled to have Star Wars themed funeral
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(110)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death rolls her eyes and laughs at the victims family. Judge shuts her down by sentencing her to life in prison and adds 'I hope you die in prison'. Tag is for the murderer
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(244)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cop successfully shoots himself trying to kill an aggressive dog, and by aggressive I mean it was filmed playing with kids
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(259)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's how long that Portland kid would have had to urinate in the city reservoir before making it unsafe to drink
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(63)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Want to log all the different beers you've ever drank? There's an app for that. What's special on your list?
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
10 are missing after an avalanche on Mount Everest. No word yeti on rescue efforts
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(85)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: People are mad at Michelle Obama over food. Fark: Easter eggs
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(80)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Robots are likely to behave in anti-social and harmful ways, such as enslaving humanity
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(61)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally a pizza for someone who thought deep dish wasn't deep enough
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(96)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Gotta calm those kids down after the Easter egg hunt SOMEhow, right?
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(37)
 
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
500 years ago, women wore platform shoes that were almost impossible to walk in
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Energy drink that gives you wings. New hotness: Energy drink that gives you boners
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's latest outrage: Condo owners who are constantly renting out their units to a revolving door of tourists. "We've heard of cases where people get off the elevator and ask 'Where's the bellhop?' "
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing continues to prove just how classy they are, raising $100,000 for favorite charities of employee that passed away
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(42)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped 'f-words;' depictions of dozens of fornicating rabbits; more than a dozen instances of a vulgar slang term for ejaculation; a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces"
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(66)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Today's appropriate t-shirt worn by a criminal is brought to you by a bank robber in Hayward, California and the words 'I have issues'
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(4)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boy sits on wooden bench at school, gets splinter in butt. Does he A) go to the school nurse to have it removed, B) ask to be excused early to go home to have it removed, C) receive over $4,600 when his family sues the school
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(57)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon should buy Sears, claims business analyst whose head is too far up his anus
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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(36)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl gets surprise package from Amazon in the mail. Fark: It contains two boxes of condoms and Amazon won't tell her parents who the anonymous sender is, unless they get a a subpoena. Cops: It "might" be considered harassment
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(148)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Forgotten Hank Williams Sr. recordings discovered at an Iowa radio station
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(26)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
So why don't television lesbians look like real lesbians?
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(371)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists pledge to spread their seed around the world
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(37)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City Highway Shooter suspect in custody
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gabriel Garcia Marquez begins his first one hundred years of solitude
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(61)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school students get into argument over basketball game, decide to settle things on the court. Just kidding; one stabbed the other and is now charged with attempted murder
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The worst infographic of 2014, brought to you by NBC News. Remember, someone got paid to think this was clever
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(179)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fear the future technology, fearful Americans. Fear it good
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(31)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Rain or shine, snow or sleet, we deliver your mail. And sometimes we even help catch burglars
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(10)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unhappy handbag
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(16)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Chinese army invades Indianapolis. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(36)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Donovan McNabbed
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(48)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time and noticed the chickens act just like Don Knotts and the rabbits look like Natalie Portman?
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(35)
 
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
How bad is wrestler pay for the low end jobbers? Working at WalMart brings home a better wage
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(82)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall
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(227)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Things you never want to hear your pilot say: "AACH, THE BEES"
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey playoffs night two, four games tonight. If you were tired this morning rookie, you gotta step up your game.. I need you to focus. One (or 2) game(s) at a time, I want to see 110% out there.. 7, 8, 9:30 and 10:30ET TSN, CBC, CNBC, NBCSN
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(1066)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Putin issues warning about Abyss. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees Leviathan
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(78)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Apparently the state has learned something in the past 44 years and chose to bury it a big farking hole rather than blowing it up
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(84)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Alleged text messages from trapped Korean teenagers are just a bunch of ferry tales
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(33)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The real trouble with American health care? Our doctors kinda suck
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Question: What's so special about "Mexican Coke"? Answer: Sugar
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(142)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sports tab or politics tab? The craptastic Milwaukee Bucks are worth $0.55 billion and it's all because of soaring income inequality
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(16)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Some parents accept it when told by the school that their kids can't go on the school trip. And some parents get all bitey
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is cool and infuriating at the same time? An earth sized planet, in the habitable zone, that very possibly supports life. But it's 490 light years away
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(122)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Airlines have developed state-of-the-art, low cost, convenient ways to lose your luggage
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: New dance club opens in New York. Fark: You have to be under 12 to get in
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(24)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rhinestone Cowboy put out to pasture
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Common Core is teaching fourth graders to have affairs. Or something. Hell, it's on a blog so it's got to be true
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So why was that South Korean ferry that capsized going to Jeje Island? Because of its waterfalls, white sand beaches, theme park dedicated to sex, eroticism
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(36)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin declares another emergency for propane and propane accessories
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(35)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman thinks the individual parts of Obamacare are good ideas. It's just unfortunate that he's been forced to vote to repeal them over fifty times
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like Jess the border collie is the culprit of all the tire slashings in England over the last six months
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative lawyer who defended California's ban on gay marriage at the Supreme Court is at work on another project: planning his daughter's upcoming same-sex wedding ceremony
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(91)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Now entering its fourth decade - thanks to Larry Flynt, every member of Congress gets a subscription to Hustler whether they want it or not
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(62)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Holiday meal planning time, so tell us - Do you do something special for Good Friday and Easter? Have go-to recipes for Passover? What recipes will be big wins for family gatherings?
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(86)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I love you so much, honey. WHAT? You posed in lingerie? IMMA HIRE ME A HITMAN TO KILL YOU. With "Yeah, I might kill to keep that" pics
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(112)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rowdy Roddy Piper says he sees the ghosts of dead wrestlers. These WWE/SyFy crossovers are going a bit too far
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(48)
 
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Meet the sexy lady cave louse, with a she-penis that extends up to 15% of her body length, which she uses to extract sperm from male lice
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(46)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Joe Biden now has an Instagram to post awesome pics of him washing the Vice Presidential Trans Am
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(16)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA Orion control room
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at the design flaw that almost destroyed an NYC skyscraper. No, not thermite
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pew (pew pew) poll suggests Americans are cautiously excited about future technology, but only 1% of us want a personal jetpack
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've been taking off your shirt wrong. Let this crazy Russian hacker tell you the right way to do it
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(37)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dartmouth president thinks school is being "hijacked by extreme behavior" and "dangerous drinking," in transparent attempt to get more kids to apply
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you were looking for your Mars rover, we found it
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(38)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
"There's no conspiracy to have the Census cook the books on ObamaCare" according to dirty pinko Commie socialist think tank American Enterprise Institute
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(77)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
There are lots of things you can teach a six-year-old. How to ride a Harley Davidson by himself probably shouldn't be one of them
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Retired guard dog that never had puppies of her own adopts a kitten, causes spike in diabetes rates
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(50)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
The funniest 404 error page you'll see today brought to you by Bill Buckner
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flesh eating baby tarballs. It's not Syfy, it's BP
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(62)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Interactive map with all the misspelled street names engraved into SF sidewalks. Come for Hiaght and Lombrd streets, stay for the nexus of the universe at Castro and Castro
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Centipede bursts out of snake's stomach in Macedonia. In ancient times, this would have been an omen to base military campaigns on
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(37)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma House passes law allowing electric companies to add a "you bought less electricity this month" surcharge to customer's bills
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(210)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to TX prosecutors, an inmate with an IQ of 51 who was granted a new trial in 1983 but was mistakenly never retried or released, deliberately hid himself in jail for the next 30 years just so he could claim a "speedy trial" violation
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(155)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Portland flushed 38 million gallons of drinking water, thanks to a single dick
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(Weebly)
 
 
 
My new website for all the books what I done wrote
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(20)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drug thieves attacking pharmacists. New hotness: Drug thieves attacking old people on their way out from seeing the pharmacists
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(19)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Great news, law students: the compensation bar for contract attorney work in South Carolina has been lowered to $8 an hour
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(87)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
What do you get when you try to marry perky start-up optimism with the ominous prospect of the surveillance age?
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(6)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jews told to register with the government. This is not a repeat from the 1930s
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(138)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hate group threatens legal action against news orgs for referring to it as hate group
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(76)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Man fined $525 after not paying for drink refill. Yeah, that seems totally reasonable
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(93)
 
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Congressman says satire article about PTSD was "in poor taste and hurtful to our veterans." Problem: Satire site is "The Duffel Blog", a site run by veterans, with articles written by veterans, and hugely popular with veterans
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(42)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
A boy, a claw machine, and a very special guest on this week's WTFark
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(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
UB40 will make your ears bleed. No, really
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(54)
 
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Jon-Benet Ramsey? The Zodiac killer? Chandra Levy? The Black Dahlia? Jimmy Hoffa? JFK? RFK? Abraham Lincoln? This man claims to have solved them all
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Scientists make solar power work at night, finally explain Corey Hart
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(Defense Tech)
 
 
 
DARPA wants stealth dirt bikes for its Tier 1 special operators: MegaForce
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Video surfaces of Action Park - where fun was a terrifying adventure - and its most infamous ride: the Cannonball Loop
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(73)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1960s: Sharks vs. Jets. 1990s: Crips vs. Bloods. 2014: Hippos vs. Crocs
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
DC will finally publish Grant Morrison's fan fiction multiseries "Multiversity" this August in their Sisyphean hope to try and make Superman and Aquaman half as interesting or successful as Iron Man or Thor
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
In Russia, when bears escapes, we wrestle them to the ground before sedating them
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nebraska elementary school gives fifth graders nine rules for how to deal with bullies, such as "Treat the bully like they're trying to help you" and "never, ever tell on them"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This should be easy: Can you spot the gold digger from these photos? Hint: Just look for high maintenance in their eyes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
85,000 hours of British Pathé footage now up on YouTube? Right, there goes the chance you were going to do anything productive for the rest of the week...month...year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if you were convicted of a crime and told to await instructions on when and where to report to prison, and then those instructions never came?
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot and Snowden make their first official TV appearance together to discuss how free Russia is and how terrible the US is
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(159)
 
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Mayor who "kind of agreed" with white supremacist that murdered three people in Kansas City finds out his constituents "kind of agree" that he should resign or be impeached
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(133)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NJ man re-enacts famous "Samurai Delicatessen" skit
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(24)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Cubs boot 100-year-old fan from Wrigley Field ceremony, ensuring another Century of Suck™
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(71)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: The Most Haunted Place In The World. News: It's For Sale. FARK: The core of the island is literally human remains
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(93)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara, Sharon Stone, threesome. Happy Easter
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preacher born with no arms or legs spreads anti-bullying message by going on a 10,000 hugs tour. His first idea was reportedly a 10,000 fistbumps tour, but that proved logistically impossible
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Marshmallow Peep untethered in the coldness of space is more watchable than Sandra Bullock in Gravity
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(55)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You're not as highly evolved as you think you are. Florida tag because, well, have you been there lately?
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(13)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Yellen: "Stimulus is still needed." In other news, Morgan Stanley just saw an 18% increase in profits
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: "Yes, the Secret Service would shoot Mr. Met" Mets fans: "Where do we sign up?"
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(12)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Proprietary source code porn
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(15)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you weirdos dress Sir Whiskerlickens von Fluffybutt in people clothes
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(64)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Fifth Element in 8-bit is entirely logical
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden says he'll tell Obama first if he plans to run for President in 2016. That's assuming he gets permission from Hillary first, of course
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(43)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
William Shatner hops inside a time-traveling robot to kill Shakespeare. No, really. Stop laughing, he's serious
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(6)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Only one lifeboat was deployed from sinking ferry in South Korea. Guess who was aboard
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(187)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Suspected US drone strikes are affecting the Yemeni psyche to the point where they think the drones are checking out their women, although if that was the case we'd have drones all over Sweden instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "Holy Grail" has been found in Connecticut. If you're a muscle car enthusiast, that is
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(52)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Possibly the cleverest way to unload a car from a trailer ever invented. Or not
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(13)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
U.S.mortgage lending drops to a 17 year low. Apparently people are waiting a few years after going through foreclosure to get up the nerve to try it again
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because if you have CAT equipment, why not play a giant game of Jenga?
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(6)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
James Franco surprised to learn he has a cameo in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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(37)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Fruit and vegetable prices are on the rise. Finally some bad economic news that doesn't effect any Americans
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(15)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
In a welcome change of pace, American Thinker publishes a birther article which graciously contains citations debunking its own conspiracy theory
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists determine small lizard-like creature that stalked the world 300 million years ago was earliest known ancestor of plant-eating mammals and Republicans
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you ever "liked" General Mills on Facebook, you also permanently gave up the right to sue them for any reason, ever. Didn't you read the fine print?
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(30)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
WAR. Huh, good God: What is it good for? Absolutely four things, say it again
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(135)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Let's play guess that disease (possibly Not safe for work)
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(45)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"If Condeelezza Rice were as self-pitying and politically crass as...Holder, she would be wondering aloud what it is about her race and gender that accounts for the hostility" Or it's due to her role in the Bush Administration. We can hold grudges
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(NPR)
 
 
 
2009-11: Medicare catches doctors scamming the system out of millions. 2012: Medicare pays millions to doctors they caught scamming the system
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mildly repulsive, yet oddly satisfying
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's COO leaves Yahoo after making $244,000 a day, assuming he worked weekends
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrate anniversary of the West, Texas fertilizer explosion with this newly-released video of the event. Now THAT'S a fire
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(23)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Georgia Supreme Court to rule whether potato guns converted into pipe bombs are consistent with safe work environments
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(32)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Looking back at the finale of Dawson's Creek, also known as The Day A Meme Cried
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(33)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Oklahoma bans raising the local minimum wage, braces to once again be called "The Panhandle State"
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(22)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Seeing Jesus in toast. New hotness: Seeing Jesus from space
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(36)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers very unlikely to pick up Aldon Smith's $9.75 million option, or $9.95 million if you include forfeited bail money
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Not news: Chicago White Sox lose to Boston in 14 innings. News: After running out of relief pitchers
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(32)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean these are the warriors we are going up against in the upcoming robot apocalypse? Um, no. No way. Nope. No no no. Here, take my weapon. I'll sit this one out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin: What? There are no Russian troops in Ukraine. Those that you think are Russian are our cousins, Prussians. Yeah....Prussians. END COMMUNICATION
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this store, you buy it, you break it
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(43)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Unsettling video shows largest gathering of al Qaeda members in years. Summer reunion tour expected to be a blast
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Final, ultimate proof that feminist women really, really have no idea what it is that they want. Oh, and it involves getting naked with other women
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(55)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Will Arnett to divorce Amy Poehler, is prepared to lose the the banana stand
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC 'Mayor' hauled off to Bellevue for trying to run city, stalk ex-mayor Bloomberg
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The wealthiest Kochs outside of German porn
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(5)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man has car stolen and it is quickly sold to someone else. The victim and the guy that bought the car meet leaving the victim to just give it to the man who bought the car as he needed it more than the victim did.... Wait, what?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Normally, getting pumped up and doing a lot of reps will not get you kicked out of the gym. Unless they are one-handed reps
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 10 planned remakes that never happened. Because there is a God, apparently
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(49)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying that public television in Norway is boring, but their hottest shows around feature a train winding through the countryside, a ship navigating the fjords, and an eight-hour knitting extravaganza
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(37)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurants reportedly substituting lamb for cheaper meat in curries and kebabs. I smell a rat
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter gave me PTSD. I am harassed because I am a femnist. I keep going on Twitter and it keeps giving me PTSD. One person even collects my tweets in Storify. I have PTSD now. I am bedridden #PTSD
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(175)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
CJ2K to Jets, who now have the perfect wishbone backfield. Unfortunately, this is the NFL
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces his laser-like focus on jobs
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
KFC to bring back the Double Down for a limited time, because there were still some arteries left unclogged
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(10)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gunman steals Master Key from postal worker, which will allow him to unlock the dungeon treasure and upgrade from red to blue mail
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(16)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Astronomers solve puzzle of the mountain range that...errr...fell from space
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(10)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
IBM revenue falls for the 8th straight quarter as investors continue to cache in their chips
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zentai. From the culture that brought you tentacle porn (SFW)
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(35)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The First Amendment's clause prohibiting an establishment of religion applied to the federal government, not the states
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(192)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your camera is racist
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(105)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
President Obama has an amazing, overlooked skill: He can successfully and strategically troll the Republican party anytime he wants to
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(128)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you've already bought tickets to France, it's probably okay to ditch your last day at work before taking your vacation. Right, Kobe?
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(30)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Want to see exactly where your 2013 tax dollars are being spent? The White House is here to help
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(159)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Should Iowa's gun law let under age 14 kids fire handguns? Short answer: No. Long answer: Hell no, no way, no how... Just no
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(248)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Days of future past come back to haunt director Bryan Singer as he is accused of forcibly playing 'hide the Cyclops' with a 17-year-old boy in 1999
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(79)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's time to ask: Was Star Trek ever really intelligent science-fiction?
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(204)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hmm. 400% increase in antidepressant use since the '80s... huge increase in autism since the '80s... autism begins in early pregnancy.... It's almost like... naw. It has to be vaccines
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(379)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sharknado. New hotness: Jellyfishnado. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(12)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With a runner on third, MLB umpire gives the manager a choice of taking the run and the out, or having first and third and not take the out. Yup ... it's the rarely used Rule 6.08(c)
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(54)
 
(Library of Economics & Liberty)
 
 
 
One of the big bailouts from a few years back was TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program. The final accounting is in and you, the taxpayer, lost $68 billion. Individually, you got screwed out of $227
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(172)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The first set picture from Star Wars Episode VII has arrived and it shows two things: an AT-AT foot and the desert
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(174)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man describes "pounding sensation" he felt after being bitten by a poisonous snake, admits the experience left him quite rattled
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(29)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Though it seems impossible, Predator could have actually wound up being even worse than it actually was
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(208)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
"What we think happened was the mom had the babies and she put them in a safe spot ... and she left. Then they got boxed up and they got shipped." Don't worry it's got a happy ending
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(67)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Out of everything to be afraid of in Florida (alligators, sinkholes, guns, crazy moms), a woman jumped out of a moving truck after seeing a lizard
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(28)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Check out this US map showing the constellation of city lights and the highways that connect them
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Judge does a double take after learning Edward Cocaine was appearing in his courtroom on drug possession charges
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
911...If you are still alive press 1
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(62)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
In 1978 we launched a probe deep into space. After twenty years it was supposed to shut down. It didn't. Now it's back, ostensibly looking for its creator
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(90)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Keith Hernandez has a Keith Hernandez moment during the Mets/Diamondbacks game. Keith Hernandez
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(33)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
State university has a $36 million shortfall. How to deal with this? Give the head financial administrator a 40k raise. What the fark, UMaine?
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(61)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
America, Hollywood has listened to your unrelenting pleas. After twenty years of waiting, Mrs. Doubtfire 2 is now in the works with Robin Williams set to star as a crossdressing grandpa
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
OMG killer sponges discovered in California, we're all going to die
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(56)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 467: "Muybridge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists say there might be an evolutionary reason why you don't want to eat a bright blue chicken. Photographer sets out to see if it's true
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(82)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Does whisky taste woody to the sound of a crackling fire? Is your dessert sweeter when served on a round white plate? Neurogastronomy says yes and Diageo and Starbucks are listening
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alicia Silverstone joins Jenny McCarthy in the 'pretty but dumb' anti-vaxxer movement
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(144)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen with Down Syndrome got accepted to college. Someone filmed it. There must have been something in that envelope, because it got dusty in here
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(150)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Brawl begins during city council meeting as councilman is called a Douche Cougar
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(50)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Monterey Park Fire Dept. now has an accident response time of -1 second
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(28)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Here is the worst-behaving first-grader you will hear about today
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(67)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
1 in 5 beers sold in America is a Bud Light. But wait, it gets worse. Bud Light Lime outsells just about everything that could be called a craft beer
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(215)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Judges don't appreciate yawning in their courtroom - even less if they point it out and you respond with, "I don't care, man. I really don't care"
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
I'll see your crazy ex-sheriff who says the Bundy ranch incident was all about Rosa Parks and Nazis, and raise you a stupid columnist who says it's all about racism and Obama and Fox News
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