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Fri April 24, 2015
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After five years, the newest and rarest shark species found off the U.S. coast is finally identified. Researchers describe it as "Jaws meets a kangaroo, with maybe a touch of cute kitten"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler's Netflix western after being subjected to jokes and situations they found offensive. In other news, if you find "squaws" named "Beaver's Breath" funny, you should get Netflix
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Tea Party finally draws the line of "too crazy" at Chemtrails. Good to know that they have limits
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NRA may be violating several Federal election laws. Maybe they shouldn't have hired Dinesh D'Souza as their legal advisor
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Springfield Armory museum to display rifle used in grisly murder of Jaws
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
California considers bucking the trend on recent abortion laws by telling 'doctors' that they cannot lie to their patients
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Thu April 16, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Judge hears lawsuit filed by deaf inmate. Well, at least someone can
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lawsuit over frozen embryos causes Sofia Vergara to have modern family problems
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee House approves of opportunity to lose the state millions of dollars in a lawsuit
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(54)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NY Times: NRA somehow a hypocrite or something for complying with Tennessee Gun Laws and the rules of the private venues they rent. Also NY Times would like to ask the wizards for a brain
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Fri April 10, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police who took the door away and held it in accordance with a court order because there was a lawsuit
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amazon files first-ever lawsuit against fake product reviews. Finally, a five star business move
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The 14th Amendment guarantees equal protection of the laws to every "person." But do gays and women really count as people?
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
ALEC: Hey, just because we write a lot of the laws against climate change, doesn't mean we're against climate change. And we're gonna sue your asses to prove it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And the scariest movie monster OF ALL TIME is... well it's not Jaws, that's for sure
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Fri April 03, 2015
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Obama Administration refuses to Prosecute the Obama Administration after a Obama Administration report discovers that the Obama Administration violated federal laws
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hannity: Why are American gays angry with laws that affect them directly, rather than say Sharia law?
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
What they don't teach in Med School: Doctors who commit malpractice must then get elected to the state legislature so they can repeal laws named after their dead patients
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(BBC)
 
 
 
England's new council bans propose bizarre laws against buskers, pigeon feeding, and the sale of lucky charms, contending such bans are magically judicious
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Sun March 29, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
One family of terminally ill eleven-year-old boy with a Do Not Resuscitate order plus a school district's policy to resuscitate no matter what equals a lawsuit
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Over a million lawsuits over credit card debt are filed in Massachusetts each year. If even half of the defendants showed up in court, the system would collapse. That's about to happen
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Family of Aurora theater shooting victim loses lawsuit against online sellers of ammo used, because on the Internet no one knows you're a homicidal maniac
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky: A leader in drug rehabilitation laws? Man, I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Family of an eleven year-old boy files lawsuit after he dies eating a cookie which a Publix employee assured them was nut free. In other news, someone finally died of a nut allergy
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Magician David Copperfield's rooftop pool bursts, soaking the apartments below him. Let's see him try to make all the lawsuits disappear
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You know a fight is going to be good when chainsaws are involved
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Wed March 18, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You don't change the property tax laws just to benefit one person. Except in Arizona
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Tue March 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thief nets one (1) maple bar in doughnut shop heist. No bear claws were molested
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Sun March 15, 2015
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
"I'm alright, no need to worry about my knee," says man after winning $450K gopher hole lawsuit
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Researcher posts pics of strange hand print on his vehicle, claims it's from a Yowie: "The images show a palm and fingers printed on the dusty window. At the end of each of the fingers there are also what appears to be five long claws" (w/pics)
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Neanderthals used to wear scary-looking eagle claws as jewelry
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
McDonald's not loving Seattle's minimum wage raise to $15, asks the city if they want fries with their lawsuit
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Sat March 07, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
One small step for man, one giant leap for Pennsylvania's beer laws
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Fri March 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the demands of the anti-immigration wing of the GOP were met and immigration laws were "fully enforced" and ALL illegals were deported, it would cost $600 billion to do and shave 1.6 TRILLION off the GDP and slow economic growth by 5.7%
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Group of Sheriffs from Colorado join Kansas and Nebraska to sue the state of Colorado, ask courts to strike down legal marijuana laws, because WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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Thu March 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"There are no laws in existence that protect the rights of people whose photographs have unwittingly become internet memes." Well, that's what happens when you huff gold paint or look like you're a crazy stalker
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Blurred Lines" lawsuit reveals how much everyone got paid for the song, since the courts don't allow "a farkload" as a valid answer
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Tue March 03, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the GOP has gone into their "herding dysfunctional, angry, mentally-challenged cats" phase, Boehner's lawsuit against Obama is in jeopardy. So sad
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Sat February 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What has government ever done for the middle class? I mean, aside from the 5-day work week, child labor laws, food safety, banking guarantees, public safety agencies, property law, and of course the roads, the roads go without saying
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Fri February 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ballot Selfies" are apparently such an epidemic, laws are needed to ban them (with helpful pic of what kind of monster does this)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian Freeman jailed for marijuana grow-op that he claimed he had every right to do because the Constitution is just a suggestion and laws are optional or something: "Jurors returned with a guilty verdict almost instantly"
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Thu February 26, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC ushers in a new era of federal lawsuits
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Wed February 25, 2015
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Craft brewers increasingly threaten to file lawsuits against one another over trademark violations of their treasured quirky beer names. Ironically, at least 45 different American breweries use "hipster" to name their beer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dish Network is claiming a $3.4 Billion windfall, as it claims a 25% "very small business" discount on the wireless spectrum it just bought. How does a $34 Billion company do that? The answer is everything that is wrong with our corporate tax laws
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Firefighters used the jaws of life and worked with great caution on this delicate operation of removing the man's hand from his smart phone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know those laws we passed that tried to keep banks from becoming "too big to fail"? Shockingly enough, they seem to be actually WORKING, as JP Morgan is desperately trying to find ways to get SMALLER next year to avoid them
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans are so confident in their ideology that they're passing laws to prevent you from talking about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Much to the annoyance of some of its financial backers like the Koch brothers, a faction of the Tea Party is making common cause with environmentalists to push solar energy access laws. I guess you could call them the Green Tea party
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Sat February 21, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
All nine former DEA leaders voice their opposition to Colorado's pot laws, add their support to lawsuit from neighboring states asking Supreme Court to strike down the laws. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
I was unemployed while I was in jail, so why can't I collect unemployment? These laws are so complicated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court that has already ruled that money is free speech in political campaigns, now has to decide whether to take up the issue of whether laws forbidding politicians from lying are constitutional
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Thu February 19, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit filed against Pepsi and Quaker Oats by two men claiming to be the heirs of the woman who portrayed Aunt Jemima from 1930 to 1950 because there was no proof they came from the same batter
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
4 former Canadian Prime Ministers, 5 former Justices of the Supreme Court of Canada, and 4 former Ministers of Justice write letter urging more oversight to Canadian anti-terror laws
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com faces copyright lawsuit. Because aliens
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
A year after a toxic leak contaminated drinking water for 300K residents, West Virginia lawmakers are considering weakening chemical tank safety laws and protecting the coal industry from enforcement of water quality standards
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Secret laws to destroy the interweb? It's more likely than you think. Thanks Obama
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmakers want to outlaw all federal gun laws. What could go wrong?
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Sun February 08, 2015
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Stolen 3-month-old kitten returned with apology note, pieces of thief's jugular in claws
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Wed February 04, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas ready to pass a bill to allow open carry of weapons in the state, but the law would prohibit two of the most prominent open-carry advocates from packing, because of the times they were arrested while demonstrating for open-carry laws
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"There has been a fair bit of activity around these volcanoes and this sighting just adds to the mystery. There must be something about volcanoes that draws extra-terrestrials to them. Perhaps they are collecting samples to take back home" (pics)
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Surf's up at Hawaii's infamous "Jaws'' break. Way, way up
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Wed January 28, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alabama judge says it's "tyranny" that the Federal government is trying to prevent them from having bigoted homophobic laws
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(223)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"American Idol" winner Phillip Phillips files lawsuit to escape show's "oppressive contract." Attempts to contact other "American Idol" winners fail, since no one knew where to actually find them
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Fri January 23, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Robots must abide by laws - or humans could become extinct." If only someone had imagined what three prime laws of robotics could be
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Wed January 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed by two former WWE stars alleges that their injuries and brain damage are still real to them, dammit
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
UN says anti-sodomy laws breed intolerance. Wait, I thought the whole point of sodomy was to avoid breeding anything
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines fined $1.6 million for letting their planes sit too long on the tarmac. In addition, they could face a lawsuit from JetBlue for copyright violation
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Tue January 13, 2015
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Conservatives love small government with local control, which is why Texas Governor Greg Abbott is pushing to prevent cities from making their own laws if they conflict with the Republican agenda
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(124)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Warren wins when Weiss withdraws. Wonderful
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(13)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Perpetual motion device unveiled at CES. Inventors immediately arrested for breaking the laws of thermodynamics
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(196)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australians urged to donate tiny little mittens to Koalas with burned paws, even though they're not bears
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(26)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Star Trek armchair design engineers unite: Top 10 biggest design flaws in the U.S.S. Enterprise
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(175)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Another major holiday season draws to a close. What was on your table? Difficulty: other than all the liquor, you lushes
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Tue January 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists can't explain why Milky Way is defying the laws of astrophysics by farting at two million miles an hour
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Sat January 03, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police shoot your son who was armed (and swung at them) with a samurai sword? That's a federal lawsuit seeking more than $2 million in damages
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(304)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Blackwater CEO is embroiled in an epic lawsuit--not over the murder of Iraq civilians by his contractors, or terrorizing residents of New Orleans after Katrina, but with a guy developing comic books to revive the Blackwater "brand"
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(31)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Strip club found breaking adult entertainment laws by offering a menu featuring too much rump and grind
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(26)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Today minimum wage laws reach a tipping point, except for tipped employees
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