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391 headlines found matching 'AVI'
Thu June 30, 2016
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Here's the church, and here's the steeple. Open the door and see all the people. Here's the parson going upstairs, and here's the drone footage of him having sex
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Why is Nancy Grace leaving HLN? Is there something she's trying to hide? THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WANTS ANSWERS
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Women will be having more sex with robots than with men by 2025. 2016 if you count "personal massagers"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Watching Gravity. Two things I've noticed: Sandra Bullock at 47 looks better than all the women I dated from 25 until now and I had some lookers, and the Soyuz is a Starbug from Red Dwarf
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Arrow is one step closer to having the Green Lantern appear
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man spotted driving a sinking boat in circles, bow high, while dragging a drunk passenger in a life jacket hanging from the stern of the boat is arrested for BUI and not having the 'Benny Hill' theme song playing in the background
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
David Cameron misquotes the lyrics to a Smiths song. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Having solved all of America's other problems, Congress introduces bipartisan legislation to restrict the earning power of minor league baseball players
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Police want help identifying man unable to identify himself. Right now it looks like he's having enough fun not being identified
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Large snake spotted having its way with a beaver on a Maine river bank. But enough about my day, how you guys doin'?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix considers banning hiking in hot weather. The ban will presumably be enforced by having people hike around Phoenix in hot weather looking for unauthorized hikers. Or perhaps by ticketing their desiccated corpses when they are eventually found
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
(Checks mug shots) Yep, that's definitely a couple arrested for having sex on the island in the middle of a busy intersection
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Brexit fallout continues as David Cameron tells Jeremy Corbyn to immediately resign, and two more Shadow Cabinet ministers leave the party and their jobs in disgust with the Lafarge/Corbyn/Johnson hate triangle
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Donald Trump seems to be having an elaborate conversation with no one on Twitter, and nobody seems to notice
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's David Tennant reading Scottish responses to Donald Trump's Brexit tweets. Have a nice day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having told Europe to fark off, Brexit mastermind Nigel Farage bashes "disgraceful" Obama and praises Vladimir Putin's "statesmanlike conduct." Enjoy your new allies and trade partners in Moscow, Brits
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU: So...what *exactly* do you mean you're "leaving"?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee now owes Survivor $25K for using "Eye of the Tiger" at a Kim Davis rally. It would have been less, but he missed payments while trying to set up a legal defense fund to pay the judgment for him
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Dude abide? Will Rollins steal the rug from the Ambrose Asylum? Will they acknowledge Xavier Woods' loss to Kenny Omega in Street Fighter 5 at CEO 2016? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30 on the network
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fun Fact: Rupert Murdoch has been pressuring UK Prime Ministers to leave the EU since 1997. Didn't David Cameron go to Murdoch's super-exclusive Christmas party last December just as Cameron's Brexit-as-leverage strategy was getting off the ground?
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Sun June 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails perform "Hurt" live in 1995
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(The State)
 
 
 
Hee Haw salutes Turbeville, South Carolina, population 804 - SAAAA-LUTE. And remember, Turbeville spelled backwards is "outrageous farking speed trap where they'll fine you $500 for having Massachusetts plates"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's been 30 years since David Bowie and his manhood made a huge splash on the big screen. So why did 'Labyrinth' become such a beloved cult classic? Grab your (glass) balls and read on
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know how you read: do you prefer hardcover, paperback, audio book, e-reader, or having Morgan Freeman read to you while you're sipping cocoa in your jammies?
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on leaving the EU. The Scots take to Twitter to correct him using some rather fascinating local profanity
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
David Frum on the Brexit: I am Racist (And So Can You)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Today many "Leave" voters are having George Oscar Bluth Jr. moments of clarity
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're at the bar, having a few drinks. Someone challenges you to a game of billiards. Do you really get better at shooting pool after a few drinks, or do you just THINK you do?
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Stayers: You guys are so stupid, I'm moving to Canada. Leavers: Everything is going to hell, I'm leaving to Canada. French Canadians: Nooooooooon
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cleveland fans broke the NBA online store sales record. Which isn't hard to do after having all that extra money lying around from not having to buy any championship souvenirs for the past 50 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Cameron resigns as UK Prime Minister. Sayeth The Joker: "And. Here. We. Go"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff on his finances: 'Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
46 million people go the polls today in the UK. Will Great Britain stay in the EU? Will they tell Brussels where to stick it? Will David Cameron remain awkward either way? THIS is your Brexit referendum thread. Voting open until 22:00 BST
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Having extramarital sex makes me a fabulous mother", Fark legend
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leaving your baby in the hot car can't be balanced out by putting the baby in the refrigerator
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Tourists put out fire in historic cathedral by splashing it with holy water, simultaneously saving the day and doing 2D4 damage to all nearby undead
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
David Ortiz says he now regrets going public with retirement decision. Brett Favre: No problem, I've done it four times
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"There's no word yet what caused the hard landing." How about gravity?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"When I gave up alcohol at 35, nothing terrified me more than having sex without getting drunk first"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
The upper-middle-class achieves escape velocity from the lower-middle-class, having discovered that even if you can't join the 1%, life as part of the 30% doesn't totally suck
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Having not learned from the freeway marriage proposal guy, two Houston idiots arrested after playing basketball in a busy intersection. Bonus: on a toddler hoop (with video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Davis: Hey everyone, remember me? Really? No one? C'mon, not a single person? Fine. Fark it, I'll just drop the lawsuits then I, guess
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Leaving a passive aggressive note on an inconsiderate driver's windshield is sometimes just too tempting. This is how you nail it
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of the Orlando shooter and the mass media, screaming you're with ISIS while behaving badly is now a thing
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David Ortiz celebrates Father's Day and treats himself to his second stolen base of the year. "I'm not an expert, I just look and I run"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another world record falls by the wayside as more than 1,000 engage in a shaving cream pie fight
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo writes touching Father's Day card for Cubs teammate and resident old guy David Ross
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Little Marco decides maybe keeping the job he has publicly said time and time again he hates may be the right idea after all. I mean, it does beat having to work for a living, and it has a nice healthcare package
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sometimes you see a headline you just can't improve. This is one of those times: "A lab mouse experiment showed that anti-social behavior can be caused by high-fat diets, then cured by eating healthier poop"
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
You know who else likes British nationalists having access to guns? Apparently they've changed their minds since 1940
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Terrible poll numbers, tepid fund-raising and Trump's own increasingly erratic behavior lead a former Bush press secretary worried Trump will lose "bad, like historic proportions bad" and if anyone knows about unmitigated disaster, it'd be a Bushie
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mexicans take time out from paying for the wall to reflect on the US Presidential election. "Having a woman as a U.S. president would empower women across Latin America, in terms of politics"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have the first MLB player to hit for the cycle in 2016, with only having had nine career triples in seven years. And in three of those seasons, he had zero
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's scariest looking judge loses election after having public defender handcuffed for not being quiet
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
David Allan Coe must pay IRS $1,000,000 in back taxes to avoid having to drive his pickup truck through the rain to prison
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Wed June 15, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"A drunken rowdy man's unruly behaviour at the weekend's All Blacks game saw him eventually get punched in the face three times by an older woman"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are having other Trump supporters ejected from Trump rallies for not being Trumpy enough
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
The world's perfect beer glass is apparently "the biggest breakthrough in pouring since gravity"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
...and they say Republican spines grew five sizes that day. Which ironically made them start having to believe in evolution, too
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Tue June 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rajon Rondo slams his team for having a player or two that sound an awful lot like Rajon Rondo
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owners arrested for the mere fact of waving handguns around while driving on I-75. In both hands. While drinking vodka and smoking weed. And pointing an assault rifle. When will this senseless persecution by the gun-grabbers end?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch woman pays $824 fine for having the audacity to be roofied and raped
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Mon June 13, 2016
(FWI)
 
 
 
Irish cattle test positive for angel dust, a banned substance across the EU. Authorities recommend you avoid having Irish cattle babysit your children
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
G4S shares take a beating around the world as company admits its HR department seems to hire a lot of heavily-armed crazy people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Did Peru upset Brazil cleanly in the Copa America cup? Thanks to not having instant replay, they might have gotten away with a goal
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Person of Interest season finale plans on having Jim Caviezel show some emotion, because they heard he could do that
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Sat June 11, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
City sues family for having a Buddhist meditation center in their home. What is the sound of one hand facepalming?
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle said she meant to direct voters to her opponent's website instead of a page full of graphic images of anime characters having sex"
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
Google and Oxford researchers are now studying ways to stop Artificial Intelligence systems from misbehaving, other than just pulling out the plug
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab the popcorn; Trump supporters and fringe GOPers are criticizing Paul Ryan for not having Donald's back and actually castigating him for the openly racist comments about Hispanics
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Letterman says he couldn't care less about Colbert's 'Late Show,' wonders why a woman wasn't chosen instead, flagrantly displays beard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite thing to do in the world besides having sex?
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Young mom returns home to find armed burglar leaving her house. Does what any sensible person would do - beats him with a chainsaw and holds him down until police can arrive
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
ISIS posts "Kill List" targeting 8,318 random Americans from all walks of life. Die, Navin R. Johnson
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
David Duke says Trump needs to stop saying racist things about Hispanics, Just kidding; he says it's a media conspiracy perpetuated against Trump by "Wolf Blitzer and the Jews"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Toys from your childhood are now worth a fortune. Don't yell at mom for having thrown them out
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
fark this, I'm leaving
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Drew's friend just put out a really badass book on how we're shaped by markets. And not just the gravitational attraction of elderly people's cars and farmer's markets, either
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britons are having less sex because Game of Thrones
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Enjoying Overwatch? Well, enjoy having to log on to Facebook to play it
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Elderly couple who went out raving until 5 a.m. write thank-you letter to bar: "Personally, I'm not a big fan of techno but I am a fan of electronic dance music" (pics)
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Ransomware is so popular that hackers are having to start up telephone help desks to assist victims with tech support, ransom
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing pastor says having premarital sex gives Satan control of your relationship
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Home Depot: More Saving, More Doing, Fewer Mexicans
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For his next trick, David Copperfield will attempt to make this lawsuit disappear
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
NPR's David Gilkey killed by the Taliban in an ambush in Afghanistan
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Sun June 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
News that will make your head hurt - 1 In 4 Americans report having had a concussion
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen makes funnel cake a permanent menu item, freeing Americans from having to pay inflated state-fair prices to inflate themselves on funnel cake
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
British lord says it's time for Texit -- Texas to leave the Union. Also admits to having no knowledge of the US Constitution and Texas law, just like the local yokels calling for secession in the Lone Star State
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Sat June 04, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons hospitalized for strange behavior. How could anyone tell?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tony Visconti says "great new music" from David Bowie's vault is close to being released
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Well, now a scrotal lift can prevent you from having to throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
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Fri June 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from 2003, Dixie Chicks again embarrass themselves politically
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has reached the "wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" stage of his campaign
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
America's greatest songwriting team, David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski, are back with another summer anthem - and it's going to be stuck in your head for months:
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
American military Flight Demonstration Squadrons are not having a good day
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
So how fast is gravity anyway?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King Tut's dagger was made from a meteorite, giving it +3 against Outsiders and allowed Tut +2 to all saving throws
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hate "Outsourcing to India?" Not if you need life-saving drugs you don't
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Wed June 01, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
Getting an awful Mike Tyson face tattoo to disguise yourself after having a hit-and-run accident is no way to go through life, woman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The reporter that NPR hired in response to criticism that the network was too white posits that "Taylor Swift not having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen" leaves her open to being liked by white supremacists
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
To all you people that have the herp, relax, there's a surprising upside of having the virus
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Both Chris Davis and the laws of physics were baffled by this Steven Wright knuckleball. Human beings were not meant to try to hit that
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"The rise of the birthdayzilla has transformed children's birthday parties from simple one-offs to totalitarian month-long, highly intricate ceremonies that eat up all your savings and Facebook notifications"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Because nothing says fun quite like having your cruise ship arrive at the dock with a dead fin whale draped across its bow
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a one percenter bad day when your Lamborghini catches fire on the freeway
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Let us ponder the great sculptures in history: Michelangelo's David, Rodin's Thinker, two girls taking a selfie outside city hall in Sugar Land, Texas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
David Letterman likes to joke a lot, and now he jokes about faking his own death if his auto racing team does not win
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from the recent incident at Yellowstone with the baby bison, woman brings a baby deer into a police station because she thinks it's been abandoned
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
David Cameron is "too rich" to care about immigrants
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rockies broadcaster makes a nice grab on a foul ball without leaving her seat. Her husband: "That's why I married her - great hands"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Loop quantum gravity theory offers glimpse beyond the event horizon
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(Google)
 
 
 
You are having a horrible nightmare, involving some of your greatest personal fears, but which does NOT involve any of your loved ones (so no kids/family in danger). What is happening in your dream?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The average worker in ancient Rome was dead by thirty, with arthritis and multiple broken bones. That's nothing, I got a callous on my thumb from having to man the cappuccino maker all day long
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tony Hawk + Zero Gravity = Awesome^2
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently, having stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night is enough to qualify you to diagnose traumatic brain injuries, at least according to the VA
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
James Corden owns David Schwimmer in rap battle
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"If you walked aboard a cruise ship ... and saw a peroxided captain strutting the deck and hollering about his prowess as a navigator and how popular he is with his passengers, you would pick up your bags and head for the gangway" - Garrison Keillor
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Thu May 26, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's weaknesses overshadow Clinton's weaknesses. What? Affairs, bankruptcies, non-stop lying about everything is somehow worse than having emails on the wrong computer?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senators block Obama Administration rules making financial advisors put customers' interests first because the elderly don't really need retirement savings
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA astronomers said they've discovered a planet that they believe has a 100% chance of having life on it and it's relatively close to us, just in our cosmic neighborhood
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NBC apologizes for having created the Trump. Well it's too late now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Many a man would brag about having a python between his legs. Not this guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netanyahu taps far-right ultranationalist Avigdor Lieberman as defense minister, because of course he did
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the NRA thought having a washed-up country musician in a ridiculous outfit spouting rambling threats would actually intimidate Iran. Let's watch, shall we?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Uncut)
 
 
 
You ever hear the story of when Prince jammed with Miles Davis?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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Mon May 23, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biggest Loser program drugged contestants, triggered eating disorders. So you're telling me that it's *NOT* possible to lose 40 pounds a week without engaging in dangerous behavior?
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
This self-driving mini rally car just taught itself how to do the Scandanavian Flick
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bayer officially extends offer to buy Monsanto for $62 billion, paving the way for GMO aspirin
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Sun May 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey aviation geeks: Video of the replica Spirit of St. Louis landing at Old Rhinebeck Aerodrome on the 89th anniversary of Lindbergh's landing in Paris
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jesus: Son of God. Savior of the Christian Faith. The first transgendered man, The light and the...wait, WAT
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver high school where the boys and girls are kept separate is having a sexual harassment problem. Looks like they'll have to keep them separate from each other on the internet, as well. Yes, Denver, keep it all bottled up, that always works
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
41 people killed, two dozen injured in India by mountain roads, gravity
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(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
There won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight as our host is attending a Mavis Staples concert. For your listening enjoyment here is an archived show from July 14, 2012
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
2016 Preakness is turning into a bloodbath, with winner of first race dropping dead after leaving winner's circle, and a horse in the 4th race being euthanized on the track after a leg fracture. #horselivesmatter
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex at screening of Batman v Superman, may be the only two people in the world who actually enjoyed that film
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
New survey finds the average person spends .45% of their life having sex. Mostly at a span of three minutes at a time
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm leaving the Democratic Party after this election and you should too"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The ever-elusive 'Michael Keaton playing the role of an avian-themed character in a hero movie' trifecta is back in play
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump says he's been invited to visit David Cameron; David Cameron says otherwise
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sorry Zika virus witch doctors, but the Summer Olympics will not be leaving Rio anytime soon ...unless of course people just start falling dead all over the place
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff says he can't afford to pay alimony to his ex because he has less than $4,000 to his name. Guess those Baywatch Nights residuals and German CD sales aren't cutting it anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists think they see evidence of two huge tsunamis having once swept across the surface of Mars
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, having sacrificed enough, Rip returns the team to 2016 where they can catch up with spoilers they missed. (CW 8ET)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Travis Wood loads the bases with nobody out in the 12th, miraculously gets out of it, then draws a bases-loaded walk for the game winning RBI in the 13th. "Only the Cubs" has a new meaning this year
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats are increasingly having to ask: "What are we going to do about the Bernie Bros when he formally loses and how do we reduce his incitement of them? It's not like we can shoot them into the woods from a catapult. Wait, can we?"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
When having a row with a farmer over a right-of-way, always beware when he says he'd "f*** you under a tractor" and has loose-fitting boots on.... he might just mean it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI: You worked on Tor? We'd like to talk. Client: Talk to my lawyer. Lawyer: So what's all this about? FBI: We won't tell you, we'll just ask her when our agents see her on the street. Client: Fark this, I'm leaving for a free country like Germany
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Wed May 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
An Egypt Air flight from Paris to Cairo has gone full CNN. Sadly, in aviation, you never go full CNN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Aviation nerds travel around the world to fly on specific planes News: special trip to North Korea due to the old age of their soviet aircraft
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaving work early so I can hide somewhere in my house and pretend I'm a monster and wait for my wife to get home. Then I'll jump out and scare her. Are you a hopeless romantic as well?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Most people who use their vehicle as collateral to obtain a short-term loan wind up having it repossessed
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves show real class in firing manager Fredi Gonzalez by having the airlines send him a flight notification email
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This teacher is in grave danger after being caught having sex with a student in a cemetery
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Larry David says a lot of white people are pretending to understand "Hamilton." White people pretend to understand lots of stuff like Shakespeare, "Girls," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," etcetera
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man on probation goes into Hooters, claims to be an undercover agent on a case. He gets the names of several employees before leaving on his skateboard. And then things get weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's something about this that's so bad, it's like how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad. Zero stars from Charity Navigator. Mr National Vietnam Veterans Foundation... zero... point... zero
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people die alone. Some people die after banging their heads on the wall while having 'vigorous sex' with a transsexual prostitute in Thailand. Only one will win you posthumous glory around here
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Those brothers who were trying to outright buy elections are apparently also heavily into tax avoision
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After eight seasons, Castle came to an end, leaving Nathan Fillion out of work after he had the most successful, memorable role since Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza place. Here's the recap of said finale [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Heavily-armed man suspected of autogodwinning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy whose private security company left the fake bomb at Old Trafford waiting to hear how hard he's going to be fired today: "I'm sure they're having meetings at the moment to see which guillotine they're going to use on me"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ahead of visit by Chinese leader, Hong Kong glues down all the city's paving stones so they can't be thrown at him (pics)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaving the safe confines of suburbia, I ventured downtown and encountered a swath of homelessness on every corner and under every awning. Give me suburbia and its dull, homogenized safety. Urban life isn't for me, if it means constant harassment
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CraftBeer.com)
 
 
 
Saving the world, one beer at a time: Florida brewery introduces edible six-pack rings
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Argentina taunts Britain by saying if the country goes through with the Brexit, they will immediately reclaim the Falklands, officially paving the way for New Order's Blue Monday '16
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Gunbarrel, Co man who shot another man in the buttocks who confronted him about leaving pounds of peanuts in the park for squirrels as a danger to kids with nut allergies said he does it to commune with the spirits of his dead parents. We good now?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Strippers more heavily vetted than Uber drivers
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover dung beetles navigate by storing star maps in their tiny brains - which just goes to prove that even if you're stuck having to deal with shiat all day, you're still likely to pick up something useful
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"It boggles the mind that anyone can see the folly of having the government take over Amazon or Facebook but be blind to the problems of having the government run health care"; not that a mind that equates those three isn't used to a regular boggling
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I am related to Ricky Gervais and Avril Lavigne. Which talentless hacks do you share common ancestry with?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anonymous congressman admits"'most of my colleagues are dishonest career politicians who revel in the power and special-interest money that's lavished upon them. My main job is to keep my job, to get reelected. It takes precedence over everything"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder encourages Prince fans to start having sex to his music in order to properly memorialize the Velvet Pancake
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having decided the whole FBI/iPhone fustercluck made the government look stupid enough for the year, the government quits trying to fine a Wyoming guy $16 million for building a pond in his yard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Accidentally had sex with one of my friends while we were in London recently. We are still having sex even though our other friends have no idea. I think I may be falling in love with her. What's the best way to tell our friends?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To be honest, though, who could have imagined having cement and tire sealer injected into your face would turn out to be a bad idea?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch's crew chief suspended for having an emasculated car at Kansas
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Germans love David Hasselhoff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the 15-year-old who discovered an ancient Mayan city without leaving his bedroom? Well, new information leaves his findings in ruins
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germany has excess savings, so let's put it on a currency watch list because it could be an unfair trade advantage
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage surfaces of bearded, wild-eyed zealot waving sacred book aloft, decrying Western decadence in call for holy war to have government bow to his god--well, in his spare time, when he's not managing his Louisiana duck-call manufacturing business
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bitcoin: The savior of Wall St-OH GOD WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
15-year-old discovers ancient Mayan city without leaving his bedroom
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you don't call in 10 days or more, the life saving is on us
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(Blunt)
 
 
 
The latest fad in Facebook trolling? Posting announcements for fake concerts and having LOLZ at the morans who actually show up. Really, who would turn down the chance to see Metallica with Sum41 at a local Sonic drive in
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Mon May 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
David Cameron says the Brexit would pretty much destroy the world
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marathon world record holder Dennis Kimetto will not be on the Kenyan Olympic Team. Mostly because he's now considered out of shape having not won a Marathon in three weeks
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and Travis escape the pirates? Will Junkie Depp and Strand get more than five minutes of screen time? Will Madison continue to take charge? Why was this renewed? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Ortiz shows that he has some spark left in him
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
How dare America arrest my family members who were carrying drugs? I am leaving out of protest
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy is doing yet another anthology hourlong drama at FX, and he's corralled Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange to star in a show that will feature the rift between Joan Crawford and Bette Davis
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
With Mother's Day this Sunday, what better time to publish an article on how having children completely ruins the romantic side of your marriage and causes bitterness and resentment between spouses
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The State)
 
 
 
You whisper the name "Paul Ryan" into the wind, but no one answers. The Red Woman tries to summon the spirit of Reagan back into his body, but fails. A comet shoots across the sky, leaving a trail of blood. The Trump ... abides
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
David Cameron: "Donald Trump may be divisive, stupid, and wrong... he still deserves our respect. I'm sorry, but I'd rather not try explaining why"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
David Duke congratulates Trump on "usurping the Jewish supremacists who control the country"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I caught my fiancé and his sister having sex; I knew they were close, but not that close. I called off the wedding and everyone wants to know why, saying I let a good man slip away. Do I ruin their lives or keep their incest secret?"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The time Raiders owner Al Davis met Darth Vader on the field before a game. Bonus: Al's comment to then-team president Amy Trask: "who the f*** is Darth Vader?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A surprisingly coherent Erick Erickson: If Republicans are unwilling to refuse to support Trump with what we know about him, it's not plausible that the GOP would reject another David Duke should he ever advance this far
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Star of Disney's "Flight of the Navigator" arrested for bank robbery in Canada
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer: Your honor, my client is suing Amtrak for burns on 85% of his body and having his hand and leg amputated. Judge: Go ahead. But, I'll allow them to enter evidence that your client was drunk and reckless at the time. Lawyer: Umm, nevermind
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Would you break up with someone for having a bad credit score?
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, 38, dies "of a broken heart" less than 48 hours after his wife dies at age 40 in her sleep from a blood clot, leaving behind six children, ages 6, 9,11,13,17 and 20
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rich guys now have their own Burning Man. It's about time the Koch Brothers can do ecstasy without having to rub elbows with the help
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare trailer proves cigars are still cool, Switzerland and spaceships are so hot right now, and David Bowie's musical legacy is ripe for pillaging
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
By having a Democracy, we're creating a tyranny, or something. Look, we need to explain the Trump phenomenon somehow so this is what we're running with. Tyranny. A genuine Dick-tatorship
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Churchgoer gets into an argument over saving seats with Bibles. Asks "What are you going to do? Shoot me?"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Get ready to binge-watch: Here is the full list of everything leaving Netflix in May
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil apologises for having received $305 from Ole Miss coaching staff to pay his mother's utility bills, discrediting the NCAA
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For six weekends, beginning on Thursday at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, more than 2,000 pigeons will put on an avian-powered light show. Coo, Coo, Coooool
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Panda/hedgehog with a bomb shot leaving Fox
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
UC Davis chancellor placed on leave in aftermath of web-scrubbing effort. University cops only had to pepper-spray her once to get her out of the administration building
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Paul Ryan is now the real life version of the meme of the dog saying "This is fine" and having a cup of coffee while his kitchen is engulfed in flames"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz felt like a piece of himself died when Prince died. "He had skin color like mine and we both rocked on guitar. Plus I ripped him off big time cause I'm a wanker" (subby may have made up that last part)
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Beavis makes fun of Butthead
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos gives talk on the University of Massachusetts campus on over-boarding political correctness...dressed like the love child of George Michael and David Hasselhoff
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Having a formal party? One in four vendors jack up prices when you say the magic word 'wedding'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary faults Trump for his out of touch lavish lifestyle. That's the other joke
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanking causes worse behavior ... but better daddy issues
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Take heart: Prince and David Bowie may have died in 2016, but Blink-182 also has a new album
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray denies having good hair
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Having eliminated all competitors, the US government wants a securely-encrypted decentralized instant messaging app, and they're willing to pay for it
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Mon April 25, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
For Sale: 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera. Low mileage, belonged to a little lady who only drove it to the Rose Garden and Camp David. It's a steal at $60,100
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
It's been an extraordinary week for Alzheimer's research, with two groundbreaking discoveries having been made that could transform future treatment. In other news, it's been an extraordinary week for Alzheimer's research
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a world record for the heaviest vehicle ever pulled over 100 feet by two men
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Sat April 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Having a disagreement with your teacher neighbor? Just accuse him of being a pedophile on Facebook, that should do the trick
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, carnivores. New studies show that you don't have to actually feel guilty for the environmental impact your meat-eating habits are having on the planet. Oh, you weren't feeling guilty at all? Alrighty then, carry on
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Fri April 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greenland has exactly three motorcycles and other statistical oddities caused by having a population the size of a large US university
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The reason why ObamaCare is sputtering and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth are leaving the health care exchanges is because of an inadequately funded policy. Nothing else
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man who created malware that drained people's bank accounts is sentenced to prison. Which is not to be confused with legal software that is even more efficient at cleaning out people's life savings - TurboTax
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey throws lavish costume party where everyone was asked to dress up as...Mariah Carey. In unrelated news, Mariah has just been nominated for Narcissist Of The Year...by Mariah Carey
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince fans flock to downtown Minneapolis in impromptu dusk-till-dawn street party in front of First Avenue, before leaving en masse to purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka (w video of crowd singing Purple Rain)
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man having bad experience on LSD cuts his trip short - along with his penis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Cruz can be really hard to get along with, but I understand that in a couple weeks he's planning to launch a charm offensive. He's having a little trouble with the charm part but he's got the offensive part down cold"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to purchase Viagra without a 24-hour waiting period and also having to present a permission slip from your spouse/partner, please step forward. Whoa there, not so fast South Carolina
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Tom Clancy novel: Russian attack submarines are prowling the coastlines of Scandinavia, Scotland, the Mediterranean Sea and the North Atlantic in numbers we haven't seen in two decades
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Wed April 20, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa is upset she was not personally notified by Disney that Michael Strahan was leaving her show, as now she can't reach the coffee creamer, which has always been on the top shelf
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Having a really good memory may be a form of OCD. There was a link that went green on Aug. 4, 2008 where this was talked about
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police department reaches settlement over violating civil rights of Occupy protestors. This is not a repeat from Oakland, Davis, New York, and Columbia. Just kidding, that's exactly what it is
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The sun tried to challenge Coco Crisp, but Coco prevailed with a magnificent catch. Rajai Davis last seen taking notes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cruz artfully dodges a question from a potential gay supporter, somehow refrains from pumping his fast at the potential of having even one gay supporter
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The things that make cats, rats, and seals adorable are their whiskers. And now those whiskers are inspiring a new navigational technology
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Mon April 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is having a "Name the Swans" contest for a lake that is there. Let's give them our best suggestions
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rajai Davis losing two separate fly balls in the sun in the same inning is made even better when called by Mets' Spanish-language announcers
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
What's worse than your baby having brain cancer? Getting the news your baby may also have been exposed to measles while at the hospital
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
And what's the deal with bottled water having an expiration date? It's water. And it's bottled. How can it expire?
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, I'm having a life crisis. DIT
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad director David Ayer is interested in making the sequel R rated, hopefully interested in also making it good
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(The Register)
 
 
 
This headline will, in part, cost pepper-spraying University of California, Davis $175k
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
AL Gov admits that sure, using a state police helicopter to bring him his wallet that he left behind while fleeing his house during a Christmas Day fight with his wife over the affair he was having LOOKS bad, but he never said to use a HELICOPTER
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Hillary joins striking Verizon workers on the picket line despite having accepted $250k a pop for speeches given to Verizon executives. See? And you thought she could be bought
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(The Local)
 
 
 
China, having apparently grown bored with just pirating software and movies, now moves on to pirating entire cities
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
All those "religious freedom" laws and "Bathroom Bills" that seem to have popped up simultaneously across the country? Turns out they've all been written by Kim Davis' lawyers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera America signs off for the last time, leaving millions indebted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The Chicago Police Department Is Having a Devastatingly Bad Week" - As opposed to every other week when it's always sunshine, rainbows and lollipops
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gavin Rossdale could have gotten a huge payout from his ex Gwen Stefani, but since he'll have majority custody of the kids and doesn't want people to know he makes a lot less than her, he wasn't a dick about the divorce
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of billions of miles would be needed to adequately test the safety of driverless cars. Or they could start by seeing if one of them is able to navigate the 405 during rush hour
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Wed April 13, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Having internet sex with pre-teens is not enough for 'Zel the Wolf', he needs sex with the family dog
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adam Jones rocked a David Ortiz 500 homer necklace ... until Big Papi homered. Yes, we all make fashion faux pas
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I saw the actor that plays Superman, Henry Cavill, at the airport with his support dog," she adds. "That was a little disappointing. He's Superman"
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Hey Beavis, look at this old arcade machine these guys restored. Pretty cool, huh? Whoa, Butthead, is this game like, about us?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "David Gest Is Not Dead, But Alive With Soul" musical tour has been cancelled because David Gest is, in fact, dead
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Another study finds that same-sex parents are as good as opposite-sex ones. And still get mad at each other for leaving cap off toothpaste
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
David Letterman turns 69 today. Let's look wayyy back to February 1982 and his very first late-night broadcast. Bonus points for glimpsing beardless Chris Elliott
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here is just how often you should be having sex
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Headline: Frog cruelty investigation reveals they were only having sex at a tourist attraction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover some people have "Superhero DNA" that gives them special immunities, Professor Charles Xavier and Agent Phil Coulson would like to speak to these people
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
With the main series ending on a cliffhanger, fans will have to watch the idiot decision making of Travis and Madison. This season is all about boat maintenance and zombies. Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher forced to quit after parents find video of her twerking in a bikini. Yeah, let's punish her for having a good time on vacation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panama Papers' latest victim: You having to work for a living
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Look, MotY candidates. If you've just abandoned your 5-year-old son at a Walmart to be found and raised by someone else, then spent the last hour having sex in a nearby apartment, don't come back to the store after to see if he's still there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Saint tweeted he was having a blast in the French Quarter. Moments later he got a blast making him a current Saint
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
School children launched a stuffed animal into space. It's basically become Sandra Bullock in 'Gravity' (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Tennessee Rep Jeremy Durham's behavior "may pose a continuing risk to unsuspecting women who are employed by or interact with the Legislature". House Speaker Beth Harwell seen googling "slatted office chair"
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Speeding past deputies to illegally park at the courthouse to make your court date while high and having drugs packaged for sale is probably the way your life was going to be anyway, Thomas Weed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of 7 accused of credit card fraud found collecting child porn as well as having a sex slave tied to a stripper pole in his house, or as Michiganders call it, "Thursday"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says the NFL playoffs are "likely" to expand. Apparently the league is having a tough time explaining to the rest of the teams why anyone from the NFC East gets to play in the postseason
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We have reached peak porn. "There are only so many ways we can show people having sex, and we've basically run out of ideas"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"As is the case with many iconic dishes, the exact where and when of the Frito pie's invention is heavily disputed"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
School says religious freedom exempts male Muslim students from having to shake female teachers' hands in greeting. Difficulty: Switzerland
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field is the second most expensive park to watch a baseball game. It would be the most expensive but fans get to save cash by not having the option of buying souvenir World Series merchandise
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(Visir)
 
 
 
Icelandic PM says he "did not resign", he just told his staffers and other MPs that he will be leaving Parliament, effective immediately, to spend some more time with his offshore money, but that's not "resigning", just...you know, leaving your job
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly discusses the possibility of leaving Fox News, mostly because she's the only sane one fighting against Trump
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Being British and breaking a British record means having triplets when you're a 55-year-old grandmother ....So very British one guesses
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP Chairman Reince Priebus: "The party is choosing a nominee." Note the importance of leaving out any use of the word "voters" in that sentence, folks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you eat Chinese, Mexican or Italian food? You're a worse racist than a Klansman in blackface waving a Confederate flag
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her latest beauty trick, which involves having her face stung by bees
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
What's it like to discover a gravitational wave? Interview with the executive director of LIGO
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
It sucks when you're Ted Cruz and you've been wrongly accused of having an affair. It sucks worse when a fake account uses your picture claiming to have had an affair with Ted Cruz
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Sun April 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Muslim family removed from plane for "safety reasons," as having more than one Muslim on a passenger airliner is inherently dangerous
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yankees hope to take a bite out of the Mets reputation for having the best ballpark food by unveiling new all-star lineup of items featuring a two-foot-long, $27 cheese steak called the "Tape Measure"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
91-year-old man is a member of his Texas neighborhood citizen patrol, says his main job is to look for people who exhibit suspicious behavior. Like being out on the streets after 7:30 at night
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Realizing that fossil fuels are a depleting resource, Saudi Arabia to set aside $2 trillion as rainy-day fund for post-oil era - big enough to buy Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Berkshire Hathaway while leaving room for dessert
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Everything we see from a cloud of smoke to a solid rock takes that specific form because of the collective behaviour of the atoms that make up that object. However, how do atoms choose how to behave? And which choices do they have?"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Don Cheadle's Miles Davis biopic is a silly misfire. "Avoiding monotony and cliché is one thing; turning Miles Davis' life story into a lame buddy movie about the adventures of a monomaniacal badass and his dorky sidekick is another"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
High court rules that the President violated the Constitution by having the government pay for a "security swimming pool" at his private residence
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to experience the joy of 'munchies' without having to smoke marijuana, just stay up 48 hour straight
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Rhode Island pulls tourism video because Reykjavik is not within the state boundaries
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New snaps from Baywatch set show Kelly Rohrbach saving a mother from drowning, apparently by using her boobs as a flotation device
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How's construction going for the World Cup in Qatar? Still slaving away
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Blatt just laughs
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Having trouble getting your 36-year-old snowflake to finally leave the nest? Sue her to kick her out
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta employee arrested for having $282k in backpack. Employee argues he was just going to pay his baggage fees in cash
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Avicii says 2016 will be his last year hitting Macbook buttons in public
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Multiple appeals failed to free a man who spent 20 years in jail after being convicted of a murder despite having 13 alibi witnesses who could show he was a thousand miles away at the time. However, one "Dateline" special about the case did the tirck
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David Ortiz's final Spring Training game ended with a custom golf cart driven by Luis Tiant and Jim Rice. Quite literally riding off into the sunset
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Moderate Republicans having trouble shaking off the right-wing crazy in their re-election bids try to distance themselves from the rest of the Party
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Lima Ohio)
 
 
 
Police search for suspects in shooting at the G-Spot. Authorities report that they are having trouble locating them. Update: after some intense probing, cops finger their culprits
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson passed out after watching daughter in raunchy cabaret show. Guess she's not that hot to him when she's scantily-clad like that ....Yes Subby is having a seat
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
$273 million Japanese research satellite disappears, leaving behind only a few bits of debris. Kim Jong Un to take credit for personally piloting the spacecraft that destroyed it in 3... 2... 1
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Capitol and White House on lockdown after reports of guns saving lives in Capitol Visitor Center
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(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Having little else to report on during this political season, John Oliver goes after the biggest conspiracy of all: "Why aren't Cadbury Eggs available year-round?" Yes the Illuminati are part of the grand conspiracy. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Having stoked anti-Obama fever, and then failing to deliver a cure, what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Cleveland to be born?
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The National Enquirer's CEO, David Pecker, has provided Trump's presidential bid with glowing coverage. It turns out that Trump is is a big friend of Pecker. Pecker
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eating a Japanese diet of fish, rice, and seaweed can cut the chances of having a stroke. At least until the person sitting at the sushi bar gets their dinner bill
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
David Smyrl, who ran Hooper's Store on 'Sesame Street' dies at age 80. Evil Bert sought for questioning
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Whatever the rugby equivalent of a line brawl is, it happened the other day in a game between the French and British navies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like little Bobby Tables has some company in having a name that causes trouble for computer systems
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Hey what's up with all of the terrorists having engineering degrees? Just a coincidence? I think not
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Wed March 23, 2016
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Florida woman accuses man of sexual battery. Man responds with videos of her having sex with dogs
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just bug you when you find a parcel at your post office "behaving" in a mysterious way only to find out it's a package of 300 live cockroaches?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer says Robert Kardashian "never recovered" after the OJ Simpson Trial, to say nothing of the Setlik III massacre
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Letterman has morphed from Santa Claus to totally unrecognizable
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Project Greenglow and the quest for an antigravity drive. Spoiler: no flying car
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Tue March 22, 2016
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
"Skeuomorphism, like Apple's pseudo wood grain shelves in iBooks, consists of all the ornamental digital veneers that serve as navigational cues to luddites. They were useful once - the problem is that, today, there are almost no luddites left"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those wacky, waving, inflatable tube men were able to do something chicken wire and electric mats couldn't: Scare off the sea lions that invade the docks of Astoria, Oregon
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Mon March 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want a nice sad face? Check out Bill Murray's after Xavier lost to Wisconsin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
He's a big boy all right. 405 lb. LaQuan McGowan may become the heaviest player ever taken in the NFL Draft
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas man, who was previously caught having sex with his mistress in a Ferris Wheel before his wedding, was just killed in a carjacking
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carol and Daryl get a chance to talk. Eugene and Abraham get to walk. The Saviors get to stalk. Will Negan appear, or will everyone be Negan? Find out in Twice As Far. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Having a ruff day? Pull up a stool and let Rocco the pug bartender pour you a stiff one
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For anyone who doubted that Clark Kent's glasses were sufficient disguise, there's this. Henry Cavill strolls through Times Square wearing Superman t-shirt and no one recognizes him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Maserati recalls 28,000 cars for having an accelerator that can become stuck and cause the car to speed out of control. Owners immediately ask: "Wait, isn't that the point?"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Time for quarterly reviews at the Vatican. Let's see, Ambassador to the US, set up surprise meeting with a "Kim Davis, whoever that is"... yeah you're fired
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Now that future Face of Boe Carly Fiorina is endorsing Ted Cruz, she's lying about never having supported or speaking positively about Trump. Which she did several times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out that people living in Libertarian paradise would really prefer having a working government
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz supporter says only Cruz can "save us all from single immigrant mothers having anchor babies"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
An update on Todd Palin: He remains hospitalized with a collapsed lung, fractured ribs, a broken clavicle, broken shoulder blade, and a harpy for a wife
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Despite having reached a "positive contribution margin," the latest startup to totally disrupt the food delivery space has now shut down. There is no spoonrocket
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)