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408 headlines found matching 'AVI'
Tue July 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University president doesn't discriminate against gay people, he just wants to reserve the right to discriminate against them. Plus anyone having sex
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Arbeit macht frei' lol what odd sign anyway totes having great trip later bye"
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(109)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
Having trouble learning a new language? You're trying too hard
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(21)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's second-quarter profit comes in short as the company is being forced to admit that they have completely saturated the market of North American dentists with Harleys and they don't know who else might buy one
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Wilts Standard)
 
 
 
No sir, having a van doesn't make you creepy. It's the fact that you're posing next to it naked except for stockings and suspenders that tipped us off
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(36)
 
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for assault claims she was just waving her hands in the air. Authorities say they didn't like the way her handwaving was done, that it was perpetrated in a way as to assume that she just didn't care
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
British news network Sky News realizes that, in retrospect, maybe, just maybe, having a reporter rifle through the luggage of a flight MH17 victim live on the air, wasn't in the best possible taste. Fortunately "a" dildo was not among the contents
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
Gravity meets Lego Movie as Sandra Bullock signs on for Tupperware - The Movie
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Never Let Go, 1960. A wimpy salesman whose job depends on having a car has to steal it back. Peter Sellers co-stars in this Brit Noir as the gangster running the theft ring
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds that banning cell phones while driving does nothing to increase safety, mainly because most people are utterly terrible drivers anyway and will simply replace one distracting behavior for another. Yes, including you
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(94)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you look into your rearview mirror, and you see a Range Rover with four guys waving machetes above their heads, do not pull over to see what they want
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(47)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all the states other problems, Oregon decides to go after the makers of 5-Hour Energy because of their deceptive advertising
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California city ready to fine residents for having brown lawns during one of the worst droughts in the state's history
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(112)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Behaviors that turn hiring managers off at an interview include checking your cellphone, not asking questions, and wearing a tuxedo
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle
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(63)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Really, you let your husband die with his socks on while having sex with you so you could have a child? At your mother's house while you were there for your grandmother's funeral? Really?
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(45)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans consider ban on having counties raise taxes for both transportation and education. You can be smart, or you can leave, but you can't do both
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Police will not confirm reports that a man was shot while having sex in a car, but a naked guy with a gunshot wound did wander into a restaurant
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leah Remini reveals the best thing about leaving Scientology: "I can drink every other day"
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(59)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
US patent office tells Apple they can't patent a fingerprint sensor just because they don't want anyone else to have a more pleasant UX. In other news, Android phones soon to come with a fingerprint sensor that's worth having
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(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Get ready for Californislavia
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Mon July 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bright Eyes frontman vindicated after "rape victim" admits she lied for attention, but he won't let that stop him from having a good cry about it
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Obama fist bumps man who says he's only gay when having sex-- which means Paul Lynde is president and KY jelly is covered by Obamacare
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(213)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
L.A. Dodgers will be attempting to get the youngest kid ever to end up having Tommy John surgery
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(10)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Police believe the naked man who attacked them, jumped on cars, broke windows, tried to go in to a random house and had to be tased to be subdued might have been having a narcotic-induced reaction.That's some fine police work there
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Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cancels Sam and Cat, paving the way for Jennette McCurdy's eventual porn career
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rain cancels the taste of Chicago, sparing thousands from having to try and stomach Chicago-style casserole and hot dogs that don't even have ketchup on them
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(121)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"What If The World Cup Were Awarded For Saving Trees And Drinking Soda?", or, what a slow news day looks like on NPR
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the Dutch tore Argentinian Javier Mascherano a new one yesterday
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(17)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Naked couple caught having sex on a busy sidewalk under a cross outside an Oklahoma City church. (with hmm, I guess there really is someone for everyone mugshots)
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may be having a bad day, but at least you're not having a "sailboat hit by a waterspout" kind of day. (with dramatic video)
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, city of Houston sues elderly, disabled couple for having too many garage sales
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(65)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson joins GM bandwagon, recalls over 66,000 penis compensation devices
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(28)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
A hospital is testing a robot that uses ultraviolet light to kill bacteria, and it has some resemblence to R2-D2 as well
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(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man adds "identity theft" to the long list of bad decisions in his life, a list that includes having a Bentley tattoo on his forehead
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Wed July 09, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Letterman walks out on Joan Rivers. Yes, it's clearly staged but it's still funny
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(25)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Making an official complaint to Boston police about a taxi driver is as effective as writing an angry letter to Consumerist or leaving a one star review online, but less emotionally satisfying
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Relationship experts say that having sex on the first date is often like two Dickens novels - Great Expectations and Hard Times
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(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Today in "It's corruption except when leftists do it": having solved all of NYC's problems, Deblasio's staff are now busy scheduling college tours for the mayor's son, shuttling him to and fro
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the outside, it may have appeared like she was having a good time but Kim Kardashian bravely suffered through poor cell phone reception while in The Hamptons
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(51)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behavior a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry?
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Mon July 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Layies n gnmen bfr leavin sbwy cr hv a lk arnd n mk sre yu hv yr bgs, glases, phn's n bbies. This is the Bronx bound #1
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having to constantly tell people that whatever the current crisis du jour is isn't Obama's Katrina is Obama's Katrina
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(148)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York legalizes medical marijuana, having been proven to ease symptoms of glaucoma, stress, smell from New Jersey
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(104)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gitmo detainees complain about having to pay for their own abortions...or something
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(141)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish fisherman finds full-size falukorv inside pike he landed while fishing. In Sweden, anything having to do with falukorv is news. (With pic of pike, falukorv)
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick
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Sat July 05, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
MMA Doubleheader: WSOF 11, Justin Gaethje vs Nick Newell. Prelims at 2 PM ET, main card on NBC at 4 PM ET. UFC 175 Weidman vs Machida and Rousey vs Davis. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main PPV card at 10 PM ET
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Pokemon World Championships is taking place this weekend, and you can watch it right here without leaving the safety of your moms' basement. Don't say Fark.com never did anything for you
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Univision needs to stop exploiting women by having them talk about sports in skimpy outfits, have them appear on variety shows in nothing but bikinis, and treat them as people instead of objects." Because FEMINISM
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man: I want a new haircut to impress a younger woman. What are all the kids getting these days? Barber: Oh, they're having their hair styled into giant square blocks. *snicker* Man: LET'S DO THIS
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(102)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony is "basically imprisoned," assuming you think of having an apartment, working a 9 to 5 job, being able to eat what you want, and not having to live behind steel bars with gun wielding guards as "prison"
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(125)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"The winkler consists of unzipping one's pants and waving one's penis at women until one of the women winks at the man doing the winkler thus confirming the hook-up"
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six out of ten Brits admit to "daredevil" behavior on vacation, risking their life and health by drinking heavily, getting tattooed, bungee jumping and eating a salad once
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(33)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama mocks Congress on the roads" which is only slightly different from when he mocks them at home, at Camp David, in Hawaii or in the Oval Office
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(48)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Rob Ford makes first public appearance since rehab. No word on whether he saw his shadow and we can expect six more weeks of coked up behavior
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(47)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers on ancient civilizations having lots of sex: it was a trap
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Ortiz shows appropriate level of respect for Cubs pitching--by beginning walk to first base before ball four even reaches catcher's mitt
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Highlights from the "Men's rights conference" in Detroit: One speaker postulated that women are responsible for all domestic violence because, having all the power in relationships, they could simply choose not to marry violent men
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(578)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB season reaches the halfway point and Raji Davis celebrates with the 5th walk-off grand slam of 2014
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(16)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You know what's depressing? Having to go to the hospital to get treated for depression. You know what's even more depressing? Getting strangled by another patient while you're being treated
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(63)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Decision by U.C. Davis botanists could put strawberry growers in a jam
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(37)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
What's worse than having somebody in your study group not pull his own weight when it comes to a class project? Having somebody in your study group willing to stab another guy in your study group for not pulling his own weight
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(81)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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(60)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris convicted of having young girls tie his kangaroo down
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(50)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli trolls Shia LaBeouf by having her rep send him a copy of her 1972 film Cabaret and saying "He may want to find out how it ends"
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(69)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech freshman cornerback dismissed from team and school for having his biggest hit of the season
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(13)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having been cleared of a rape allegation, Greg Kelly shoots for sexual harassment. Fark: On air
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(75)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Why you should feed your children organic food. Having a far lighter wallet is suspiciously not listed
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(50)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Shia Labeouf accused. "of having talent" not the rest of the headline
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(33)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk hidden right out in the open in Central Park. And buried underneath it is a set of important symbols of the Freemasons. Somewhere Dan Brown is having an orgasm
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(81)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Report finds Jimmy Savile 'wore huge rings made from the glass eyes of dead bodies'
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(96)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the SCOTUS says that Obama overstepped his authority in making political appointments, leaving Fark Liberals™ the last supporters of the practice
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(260)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Number of Scots leaving their home country to make their living elsewhere hits 10-year low, indicating that the Scottish economy is improving or there just isn't anyone living in Scotland anymore because they've all left
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(29)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Nearly one in six students admit to having had sex while driving, and some say they have had it with a partner
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(54)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Avicii drops the bass on 36 people, sending them to the hospital
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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(36)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This just in: Gordon Lightfoot can finally stop wincing when he gets to the line about a main hatchway caving in when he sings "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
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(113)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters to return to "The View", says it was difficult getting used to having conversations where only one person was talking at a time
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(11)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Porn kills, especially if you're some poor bastard having a heart attack in jail while the police are watching it
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(16)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Britain may become next country to legalize cannabis as doctors seek to help people suffering from the long term effects of having to live in Britain
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(33)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In what could have been the greatest, or most unsettling, movie ever made. David Cronenberg turned down an opportunity to direct one of the Star Wars sequels
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(31)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A growing number of cities and states are making it illegal to ask job seekers if they have ever been convicted of a crime, finally relieving subby of having to explain that whole meth-fueled circus midget thing from the 80's
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(160)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming, by the end of the century many parts of the country will be unsuitable for having the kids go outside to play. Which would be a real problem if this were the 1950s when kids actually went outside to play
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(170)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
David Brock to wealthy liberals: So what if you're called a hypocrite? F*ck em
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(291)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents who waited 18 years to have the house back, I have bad news: "Boomerang kids" are not leaving anytime soon, and if you wait for them to just "figure things out," they'll just outlive you
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(399)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
WOW player hits max level without leaving Pandaren. For those of you who don't know, Pandaren is Eastern Mandarin for "Mom's basement"
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(93)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Having a baby: No big deal. Having heart surgery: Kind of big deal. Having a baby while going through heart surgery: SUPER BIG DEAL
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(14)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
So you know that joke about the Canadian navy only having one ship? About that
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(111)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wendy Davis: Damn the polls, full campaign ahead
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(145)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carmelo; "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today. I don't want to be a part of it. Anywhere but New York, New York." Melo opts out of Knicks contract
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(67)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Bowie and Mick Jagger's video to Dancing in the Street is more terrifying when there is no music, just the two Brits dancing bizarrely
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(28)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, New York bans posing for photos while hugging tigers
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I didn't know Ray Davies' birthday is today. I admit it, you really got me
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(12)
 
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a fist-fight with a 12-year-old girl" and take it from there
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Ortiz punished by Red Sox-hating Yankee
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(21)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Velveeta cheese recalled for not having enough preservatives. Affected batch have a "best used by" date of December 17, 2078
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(29)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress: We need to cut more spending. Air Force: Ok, then let us retire the A10 fleet, saving $4B overall. Congress: More A10s you said? Ok, done
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(193)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"On one hand, I felt happy because when your daughter becomes god, having a god in the home is a delightful thing"
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(86)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Maybe leaving a female teacher in a room filled with sex offenders, no guards, and a radio set to a frequency no one else was on was a bad idea
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(126)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Oakland A's left handed pitcher Drew Pomeranz picked a fight with the wrong chair, leaving him on the 15-day disabled list
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson is introducing an electric motorcycle, so you'll just have to make those loud, obnoxious noises with your mouth to show everyone how cool you are
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(351)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Not a slideshow of adorable guinea pigs, this is not an experiment in human behavior
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(32)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's Escalade was arrested for being drunk and having open liquor in vehicle
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New 'superfracking' technology is good news for people who have invested their life savings in sand
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(11)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
If you're running late for your flight, don't pull a fire alarm at the airport to stop your plane from leaving without you. Or you can be like this idiot. Your call
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is being plagued by murder memorials, and there are so many it's getting hard to navigate the sidewalks and streets on the South Side. Perhaps those memorials should be made illegal, solving the problem entirely
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(72)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's worse than having an abandoned house next door? Having bees make a colony in the abandoned house. What's worse than that? You can't track down the owner, so there's nothing you can legally do to get rid of the bees
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(107)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Nudity, violence and general poor taste feature heavily in the top banned album covers
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you want to convince skeptical doctors that you actually are having a stroke, keep your smartphone handy (w/ video of what having a stroke looks like)
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Having learned nothing from every Dracula movie ever made, researchers want to dig up Vlad the Impaler's tomb in Naples, Italy
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(33)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
The opposite of clickbait: Yes, your parents ARE having sex
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(47)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Cesar Chavez ejected from primary ballot in heavily Democratic Arizona district after judge identifies 700 bogus signatures on petitions. Chavez, a white ex-Republican formerly known as Scott Kistler, claims he is being targeted
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(59)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: A 72-year-old bay area man runs in the Dipsea race for the 44th consecutive year. News: And manages to finish. Fark: Despite having a heart attack
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(21)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not News (well...): Cubs win on a pinch-hit RBI double in the 13th inning. Fark: The pinch-hitter was pitcher Travis Wood
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(18)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Despite being the most expensive, the US has been ranked as having the worst healthcare in the entire developed world
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(244)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
How the Internet is killing off long, complex novels like Gravity's Rainbow or Infinite Jest by ruining our collective attention span. But let's be honest: nobody actually spent six weeks reading those books in the fir ... oh look, SHINY
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(125)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
The DEA having control over the scheduling of drugs is "like giving the Highway Patrol the ability to set speed limits"
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(56)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
44 years ago Dock Ellis no-hit the Padres high on LSD. "I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire"
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother arrested on Federal kidnapping charges after she absconded with her 2 year-old daughter to avoid sending her to preschool and having her vaccinated
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(137)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
High protein diet lowers the risk of having a stroke. Until you see what you just paid for that steak dinner
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(14)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Saving private copyright, featuring Tom Hanks
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(25)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Other economists review the credentials of David Brat, the teabagger who just defeated Eric Cantor. The tag should let you know what they had to say
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(261)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
David Brat, the man who vanquished Eric Cantor, is backed by shadowy Ayn Rand loving billionaires
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(102)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vibrating clothes could help blind people navigate, lonely women make it through another night
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(12)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Today's teens are drinking less, smoking less, and having less unprotected sex. Fark: Because they're spending too much time on their phones to hang out in person
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCU published an "open" ad for a professor position, the minimum qualifications included "having written at least 25 books on the history of Silicon Valley" and being an editor at Forbes.com. Oddly someone already on staff had those exact quals
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(88)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix to reboot The Magic School Bus for modern audiences. No word on whether Miss Frizzle will be having a relationship with one of her students
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(45)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 will open alongside Snowpiercer, which is described as the opposite of the giant robot film, being called an "intelligent tentpole made for a thinking audience who likes their thrills with smart." So, that will bomb heavily
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(77)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the Coast Guard clear cuts some trees on your property without your permission to maintain a navigational beacon that has been in place since World War II but went out of service in 2009?
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get your dad for Father's Day? Why not take him to a strip club and show him what he's been missing out on because he ruined his life by having you?
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call
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(159)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested for having sex with pool float. Fark: For the THIRD time. Man, get a room
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When asked about actual policy views, Cantor conqueror David Brat admits he hasn't given it much thought
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(111)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having late-night sex on a sixth floor balcony can be exciting, but stay off the banister to avoid getting an even bigger and more final bang
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(48)
 
(NBC 40 New Jersey)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex on the beach. Guess they should have stuck with margaritas
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(76)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Machado apologizes for his behavior against the Oakland A's. If you look closely, you can see the Orioles' PR director's lips moving
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Murder conviction in jeopardy because of Facebook posts by a juror during the trial complaining about having to serve on the jury and disparaging the defendant. Can't wait to see his reaction on FB to being sentenced for contempt of court
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(53)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, aliens, spaceships and robots feature heavily in the coolest sci-fi book covers ever
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(26)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Brown bear in Spanish wilderness faces castration for having too much sex. With representation of what a brown bear having too much sex might look like (SFW)
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(36)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"This is absolute crap that I am cited and fined for having saggy pants. I am appealing this"
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(252)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Have a sudden craving for fast food after teaching high school all day? Fine, but don't kidnap your students and force them to drive you to Jack in the Box
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In bid to induce Miami to build stadium for MLS franchise, David Beckham in talks with big-name Premier League veteran David Moyes to coach team
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(17)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Work starts on engraving Jennifer Lawrence's name on Oscar for Best Actress, 2016
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(97)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man fights with wife, succumbs at hands of five officers and several stun gun deployments. "We believe impairment by cocaine is a factor in the behavior encountered"
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(28)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
OG hipster cafe in Brooklyn to close after 15 years due to 70 percent increase in rent. Employee speculates landlord wants to "gouge some naive entrepreneurs for their life savings, and they'll close in a year and a half"
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(91)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man with what police describe as a 'golf addiction' steals $9,200 worth of golf equipment, leaving Pro Shop owner teed off
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games at the Swingers party until cops whip out their big 4 inchers and start waving them around
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(53)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tech writer, having never seen the Politics tab threads, imparts advice on proper social media etiquette
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the ultra cool Dean Martin - Tonight with his special guests Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Carson, all performing live with the Count Basie Band. Required viewing for all of today's entertainers
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(9)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Question: Why we don't have flying cars yet? Astrophysicist: Because gravity
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(66)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill Is preparing for 'Star Wars: Episode VII' by having lightsaber fights with Mickey Mouse, apparently
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(47)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
While Hillary Clinton backpedals on her support for prisoner exchange with Taliban, Joe Biden remains in the comfortable position of having no opinion
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(128)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A HS teacher of 30 yrs. decides to spice up an award ceremony making it an evening of profanity, jokes about a priest having sex with kids, and a box of sex toys. Surprisingly, some parents seemed to have a problem with this
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(77)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
These aren't the gravity waves you're looking for. Go about your business. Move along
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(27)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier denies that the song "You Oughta Know" is about him, but does admit to once having 10,000 spoons when all he needed was a knife
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(60)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Don Cheadle is trying to crowdfound a Miles Davis biopic
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(33)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here's a hippo having its teeth brushed
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Once you learn how to ride a bike, you never forget the incoherent drunk guy waving a shotgun at you
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(33)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
The Cubs, assumed to be leaving WGN-TV after this season, now have also bolted from WGN radio after 90 years on the air
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(75)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Nelson Cruz* leads David Ortiz* in the DH All-Star voting
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(36)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Gravity" movie trailer wins top prize. Producers get called onstage to receive an Osc
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(6)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama state offices, courthouses closed today in celebration of Jefferson Davis' birthday. You know, the guy who hid Helen Keller in his attic from Nazis
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(122)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
X-Men: Days of Future Past becomes highest-grossing movie in X-Men franchise in its second weekend despite having a script so bad it would have to be extensively rewritten before it could even be considered language
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(191)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Having a relative hold your newborn baby while you are getting married. New hotness: Strapping your newborn baby to the train of your wedding dress while getting married. Just make sure no one steps on her
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(49)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The center square is darkened today as Ann B. Davis has died
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(113)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having never left their mansions long enough to encounter a vending machine, bank executives propose "revolutionary" new ATMs that can dispense products in exchange for money
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(50)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Charleston Southern University professor says his beard, and having his picture on a can of beer, got him fired
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(43)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Rebel douchebags in Ukraine starting to realize Pootie might not be their savior after all : "Putin betrayed what he promised"
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(115)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best quote from an article about pierogies this week: "Psychopaths and criminal behavior and mental illness is so fascinating," she says with a wistful smile. "At work it's never a dull moment"
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(44)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York City names street after Miles Davis, presumably in an effort to let people know where to get the best heroin
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(42)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bad: Sonoma County man battling cancer is denied coverage by his insurance company. Worse: Despite having multiple tumors in his brain, lungs, liver & bones the insurance company says his hospital stay didn't meet the criteria for medical necessity
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(295)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The Weed Fairy is leaving free pot lying around Seattle, making Tooth officially the lame older sibling of the Fairy family
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(73)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unseen Hiroshima blast photo taken by navigator in bomber accompanying Enola Gay is up for auction #NuclearSelfie
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(160)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When intelligence has all but left Republicans, we have but one savior to fight back the tsunami of Derp. When the Benghazi-signal goes up, we have one man to put Issa in his place. Behold: Common Sense Man
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian dog walker kills six dogs in her care by leaving them in a hot car. That's like 378 lost dog years after you convert to American
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(142)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC cops need help solving stabbing case. Fortunately, David Schwimmer is there for them
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(34)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Steven Moffat claims the BBC was going to cancel Doctor Who because David Tennant was just so awesome. Considering Moffat's run, all subby can say is: better luck next time, BBC
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(65)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish rent-a-rabbit firms take off: "Renting is great because people can try it out before they commit. Sometimes people plan on having a rabbit for three weeks or a month, and come back after just four days. Maybe the kids have lost interest"
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(30)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's getting hard for the 0.1%, what with everyone having a Rolls-Royce, multiple vacation homes and pools filled with champagne and caviar. But have no fear, there is now a hotel with rooms for $30,000. Per. Night
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(146)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Not News: Your new MLB home run leader is an Oriole. News: Not Chris Davis or Adam Jones
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More people are going with mixed breed dogs over the pedigreed ones so they can brag about having a Goldendoodle or a Puggle. Or how about a Jackhuahua or a Poochon?
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(118)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Having your car seized over unpaid parking tickets. Worse: Having your $900 million cruise liner seized because of unpaid pilot fees
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(22)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fancy lavish weddings are getting too expensive. For guests
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think your neighbor is rude? "The convenience of having a helicopter is not worth the inconvenience it's causing to all us neighbors" Because the morning commute is SOO bad
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(43)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having a large amount of pot and LSD in his car. "It would have been a heck of a Memorial Day party"
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(22)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
When you ride the slingshot ride that is set up in the parking lot of the Crazy Horse Saloon you almost expect to be stuck up in midair with snapped cables, severe facial injuries and having to be extricated from the ride using a bucket lift
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(15)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
84-year-old Alzheimer's patient goes wandering. Police find him and...hey, whaddya know, just this once they didn't give him a fatal beatdown or pump him full of lead claiming he was a heavily armed meth dealer. Nice restraint, fellas
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(39)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Friends in Low Places: Federal Judge decides that a 50-year congressional career must continue, despite Rep. John Conyers having unregistered voters as signatories on his petition signatures
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(40)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
North and South Korean navies play "I'm not touching you," except with artillery
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(48)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Having covered all the breaking news in New Hampshire, one news team tackles the hard hitting question: Who makes the best lobster roll? Not a chain restaurant in the bunch
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(72)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Radical changes in look and functionality of latest Firefox browser update leaving nerds howling at their computers in paroxysms of impotent nerd rage
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(79)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know you've officially broken your babysitter when she points a knife at you and says, "Have fun and do whatever you want in the house," before leaving
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(26)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
Bicyclists put in wind tunnel to answer the most urgent question of our time: how much drag does having a beard create?
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(19)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
After dozens of victims thank EMT for saving their lives in a high school knife attack, EMT is told, "You're nuts. You didn't help anyone. No more work for you"
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(103)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles' Chris Davis doubles his season home run total in three consecutive at bats
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Paul George did his best imitation of a NFL player, where he continued to play after having a blackout and blurred vision after a hit to the head
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(25)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Survey finds that women whose partner suffers from premature ejaculation develop psychological issues from never having orgasms. Huh. In related news, women can have orgasms now
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's better than having a celebrity respond to your invitation to the prom? Getting invited to wash America's Most Biatchin' Firebird in the White House driveway with Uncle Joe
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(85)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
Video
 
Brandon Phillips goes completely horizontal for the game-saving grab in the 12th inning of the Reds 15-inning win against the Nationals last night
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(17)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"Gravity" director Alfonso Cuaron returns to Azkaban
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(50)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
David Letterman now feels bad about humiliating Monica Lewinsky, says he should have treated her with the same respect as the women assistants on his show
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(47)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In 1981 George Lucas approached David Lynch to direct the final installment of the STAR WARS trilogy. Finally, a trailer for David Lynch's Return of the Jedi
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yoga will change your life. And by "yoga" they mean having no attachments to things, people, morals, beliefs. Huh, imagine that
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(51)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twenty-nine people rushed to the hospital after dropping like the bass at an Avicii show
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Beckham is worth $336 million. But it doesn't stop his 15-year-old son taking a job at a coffee shop
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like putting up with Avril Lavigne's shiat can wreak havoc on one's liver
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women now having plastic surgery on their hands so their engagement ring selfie doesn't look like a collar someone tried to put on a bag of snakes
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(31)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Maccabi Tel Aviv defeats Real Madrid to win European basketball championship. Wait, Israel's in Europe?
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(31)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"You can't destroy a community like this. My heart goes out to kids with autism. But no one told me they'd be leaving the house"
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(144)
 
(Guyism)
 
 
 
Men are having an increasingly hard time avoiding sex
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(157)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Having a nice day in Manitoba walking side by side with two of your friends? That's a $113 ticket
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(37)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Obamas have between $200,000 and $400,000 stashed away in 529 college savings plans for their daughters Malia and Sasha. Wouldn't two or three be enough?
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Concept artist recreates Statue of Liberty in 250 pieces around NYC. Inspired thief steals a 40-pound piece, leaving behind an inscription reading "Gimme your scrap metal, your wallet, your phone, your shoes, your jewelry yearning to be pawned"
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(50)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This ambulance driver is having SO much more fun driving than you will ever have. OOOhh girl, you go
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(19)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters and David Letterman make a suicide pact together
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How Twitter has turned into the world's largest and most accurate seismometer, because the only thing that people tweet more about than what they are having for lunch are earthquakes
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(33)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're going to have an affair with a coworker, 1. Make sure the phone you use for your sexy text messages isn't linked to your wife's iPad, 2. Don't be having your affair while you're on duty as a sheriff's deputy
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(40)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Having a bad day: Loosing your keys and then finding that your car with $4,000 worth of camera gear was stolen overnight. Having a Fark day: The thieves post to your Facebook page (as yourself) taunting you with pictures of your stolen stuff
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(73)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Having an expensive car in your driveway increases the value of your house
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(32)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
David Tennant's American accent in Gracepoint = bad. Don Cheadle's British accent in Ocean's Eleven = so much worse
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(122)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC station airs important storm warning information about tornadoes, an action one woman credited with saving her granddaughter's life. Unfortunately, it cut into the season finale of Once Upon a Time and outraged fans called to complain
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(81)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Having gotten rid of the "funny," SNL working on getting rid of the "Live"
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(51)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling's interview with Anderson Cooper went about as well as you'd expect, considering his insistence that Magic Johnson should be ashamed of having HIV was only the 3rd or 4th worst thing he said
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(127)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Facebook lowers your self esteem, you big fat dummy who isn't having as much fun as Fun McFunderfun living it up in Trophywifeville
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News continues to pander to their key "old man yells at clouds" demographic by having a psychiatrist label Yik-Yak "the most dangerous app I have ever seen" because it lets people anonymously post comments everyone else can read
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(38)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers villain Rita Repulsa was most attractive character on the show, as well as having the best throwing arm. An 11-minute compilation of Rita making her monsters GROW
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(21)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Will.i.am kicked out of United Airlines' First Class lounge for having 'fake' membership card. Clearly staff thought nobody is stupid enough to call themselves 'Will.i.am'
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(26)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
One of Rock and Roll's longest running feuds has been reconciled. Is it: A) Axl Rose vs. Slash, B) Paul Stanley vs. Ace Frehley, or C) Kip Winger vs. Beavis & Butthead?
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(61)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Pilot saves plane from crashing by deploying inbuilt parachute so the aircraft drifts safely to the ground, saving the lives of all the passengers. Why the hell doesn't EVERY airplane have one or two of these?
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(44)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Newest way for rednecks to protest the federal government: Ride their ATV and motorcycles on an off-limits trail while waving American flags. "This is a continuation of the Bundy affair"
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(450)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
If you've been leaving piles of beheaded birds in east Las Vegas, police would like to know WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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(61)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Sheriff that pushed civil forfeiture ordinance finds that having your property seized when you didn't commit the crime really sucks
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(98)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 54th birthday to the greatest frontman of the greatest band in music history, Paul David Hewson, better known by his stage name, Bono
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's been 10 whole years since in-car satellite navigation systems began directing drivers into ponds or along roads that still haven't been built
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(16)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
One of the most heavily tattooed celebrities in Hollywood is: A) Angelina Jolie B) Lena Headey, or C) Dolly Parton
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(48)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle news station will only refer to the Oklahoma Thunder as "former Sonics" for the remainder of the playoffs. Okay, we get it. You're still bitter about them leaving your city
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(41)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
IOC realizes having Rio host the Olympics in two years is shaping up to be a brasillion-dollar clusterfark, asks London what they're doing in 2016
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(69)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
Video
 
Good idea: use a vibrator to have an orgasm. Better idea: use a vibrator while singing your latest single while having an orgasm. Best idea: film it and make it your band's newest music video. SFW
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(158)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to tell that your relief pitchers are having a bad game? When they can't hold a 17-1 lead
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(14)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Taliban have finally done it with their destructive behavior, they've now drawn the wrath of aliens
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(90)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Military drones are migrating to Linux, which is their normal behavior this time of the year
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(63)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Father at school board meeting: "I'm not sure this book is appropriate for my daughter to read." School board: "That's interesting, because we're sure you're under arrest for having an opinion about it"
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(368)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Utah couple busted for having sex on church lawn while wedding was going on. They were charged with gross lewdness, and you'll see why
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(89)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Walking Dead's season five begins filming in Georgia, saving hundreds of thousands of dollars because extras don't have to be fitted with ragged clothes, filthy hair and shambling, vacant expressions
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(78)
 
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
New and previously unknown type of avian flu found in penguins, putting the health of people who live along the penguin's annual migration routes at risk
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(6)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School districts ask the USDA to roll back its health meal guidelines, because teaching kids healthy eating habits like having a fruit or vegetable with every meal or eating less than 800 grams of sodium per meal is just TOO HARD
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Viewers were upset by Will.i.am's appearance on Meet the Press, thought it was beneath the dignity of the Black Eyed Peas to sit alongside David Gregory and Kathleen Parker
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(43)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why 'Game of Thrones' producers don't care about your outrage, praise: 'You're having an internal argument with somebody named DragonQueen42'
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teachers Union gets well rated and reviewed show canceled after one episode for having a factual and accurate portrayal of student life
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(72)
 
(Techsonia)
 
 
 
Twitter testing new feature that allows you to follow people without having to actually see their tweets... which pretty much eliminates the entire purpose of Twitter
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(16)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U2 shuts down LAX, leaving helpless passengers Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of
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(118)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Good: Meet and greet with Avril Lavigne. Bad: At a cost of $400. Asinine: You must stay four feet away from her at all times, do not attempt to touch her or hug her, and you'll still have to buy a ticket to the concert
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(53)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
ESA engineers shoot bionic hand into space to test its function under microgravity, flip the entire planet off with an orbital bird
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not to worry people of Perth, Australia, there's a huge great white shark 'patrolling' the waters right off your beaches making sure no one is leaving leftovers swimming around
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(73)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bad: Having to sleep it off in a Dumpster. Worse: Doing it on Trash Day
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(9)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Tune in to the live stream of Earth from the ISS for some Gravity-style chaos. Any minute now. Any minute
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gravity sucks in new plagiarism lawsuit
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(12)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Having solved all crimes, cops now decide to harass wheelchair bound vets and their service dogs outside the VA, preventing them from getting care, arresting them, charging for non-crimes and more
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(111)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS wastes no time finding a replacement for David Letterman. Finding one for Craig Ferguson? Well, let's not be hasty here. We have other things to do. Important things. Things that will keep us busy for a while. Craig who?
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chef at Japanese restaurant storms out of kitchen waving an 8-inch knife around like a madman because a customer complained about his tuna being "too fatty"
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Special needs boy has a seizure while on his school bus. News: The bus driver reacts by throwing him off the bus. Fark: And speeding away leaving the boy and his sister to seek help themselves
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(81)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Having trouble trying to figure out how to eat your placenta? Here's some help. Subby is going to try to make sausages
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(83)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cedric the Entertainer leaving Who Wants to be a Millionaire after one season of failing to entertain
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mercedes Benz recalls C-Class for having a smoking back end
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former liberal pro-union Democratic congressman David Bonior goes into small business in DC, learns firsthand what Republicans were biatching about all these years
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(59)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Three Beaverton women arrested for lewd behavior after twerking and exposing a ton of beaver
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Dean Heller: I never called Cliven Bundy a "patriot"....except those times I called him and his heavily armed friends "patriots" and what they were doing as "patriotic." But Cliven Bundy is definitely *NOT* a porn star
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(91)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham celebrates her 40th birthday. David Beckham wonders when the new 2015 models arrive so he an start shopping for a nice trade-in
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(50)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
"Park Geun-Hye's recent behavior with Obama was like a mean, immature girl begging gangsters to beat up someone she does not like, or a crafty prostitute eagerly trying to frame someone by giving her body to a powerful pimp"
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(8)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Bridge over railroad tracks collapses, leaving 20-foot gap in road. Man in 4-wheel drive pickup truck decides to jump the gap & makes it. No word if his horn plays "Dixie"
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(58)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Remember the story of "Piano Man" who washed up on a beach in 2005? Austin the dog is the canine version, having turned up 30 miles from his London home two years after being stolen. Admittedly he can't play the piano
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If Teddy Bridgewater looks like he's giggling as he falls out of the first round there's a good reason (besides not having to play for Cleveland)
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(51)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"David Foster Wallace was right; irony is ruining our culture"
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(50)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Microsoft: In keeping with our business model, we have decided to heavily invest in tech no one wants. Therefore we are pursuing the 'affordable phone' market, and our first model is called the "Zunique"
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(55)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Emily Eavis denies Oasis are headlining Glastonbury. Definitely. Maybe
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(9)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 172, Jon Jones vs Glover Teixeira for the LHW title. Co-main event is Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Phil Davis. Early prelims at 7:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(374)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
All navigation crew of South Korean ferry are under arrest
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(54)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
You know who else is having playoffs? 3 games tonight, 7:00PM ET: Raptors visit Brooklyn & look to get home court advantage back. @8, Will the Wizards bring their magic to the home court? Then @10:30, can the Rockets solve Aldridge? Check it out
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(184)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fat teenager loses 168 pounds, is surprised to discover that he's actually David Beckham
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(100)
 
(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
A woman has made a baby bouncer from a shopping bag. It is helping a wobbly lamb walk (kind of). If you are having a hard day, you need to watch this video
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(5)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Voter ID would prevent the 164 cases of voter fraud by people voting in both Virginia and Maryland in 2012 because having a driver's license makes it harder, not easier, to be in Richmond in the morning and Annapolis two hours later
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(59)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested trying to flee the country after raping girl. Fark: Saudi exchange student who raped 16-year-old daughter of his host family. What the Fark: He was having an affair with his host mom, and she tried to help him escape
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(74)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Flash a-ah -- Savior of the Universe. Flash a-ah -- He'll save every one of us. Again
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(111)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here's the symbolic pass-the-torch selfie Stephen Colbert and David Letterman snapped last night. Now if only someone can unearth the dick pic Leno sent Conan
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(24)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apparently Man U's David Moyes being useless hasn't stopped the club getting millions in sponsors
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ongoing search for the missing Malaysian airliner has revealed a serious hurdle for China's plans to become the dominant naval power in the Pacific: Navies need friendly ports to resupply in and most of China's neighbors don't like China much
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(44)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The next time you're cleaning your fish pond, remember to turn off the ultraviolet sterilization lamp"
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(48)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Having crippled voting rights and campaign finance reform, SCOTUS now takes the axe to affirmative action
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(679)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
David Moyes sacked as manager of Manchester United. Sad tag is for the fans of Liverpool, Manchester City, Everton, and football in general. We'll miss the laughs, David
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(72)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ever get the craving for vegetable and tomato ice cream? Well, Haagen-Dazs wants to help
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(51)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Having picked on enough grandmothers and little kids, the music industry is now suing bars for $21,000 for letting drunk soldiers sing Toby Keith songs
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(60)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
David Lynch is completely bonkers
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
For branding and marketing purposes, businesses adopt a signature scent. Wrigley Field described as having the unmistakable odor of dejection and gloom with a hint of desolation and defeat
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(10)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Good news guys, Uma Thurman is single again after breaking off her engagement to millionaire Arki Busson. The bad news is that she seems to go for men with lots of money so it's time to start saving up. Oh and line is to the left
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Building a stick fort in the woods is anti-social behavior, and police take that very seriously
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(122)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Some of the best costumes from Wondercon, which continues the trend of cosplayers having serious illusions about their ability to fit into tight costumes
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(95)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines flight leaving Kuala Lumpur makes emergency landing. On land this time
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(45)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 11, with #2 ranked heavyweight Fabricio Werdum vs #3 ranked Travis Browne. Early prelims stream at 3:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims at 5 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate
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(365)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
E is testing the waters by having Khloe Kardashian guest host Chelsea Handler's talk show. No good can come of this
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(32)
 
(Courant Blogs)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, CT seeks to ban day care facilities from giving milk to children over 2
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(86)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(45)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation
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(106)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Buddy Holly, Jimi Hendrix, David Gilmour, and John Frusciante all have in common? Well, whatever it is, it just turned 60 years old
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(103)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow celebrating dumb teenagers who couldn't afford a GTO or Camaro, women who think they have a muscle car, and old men having a midlife crisis: It's 50 years of the Ford Mustang
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(68)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Robots are likely to behave in anti-social and harmful ways, such as enslaving humanity
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(62)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dartmouth president thinks school is being "hijacked by extreme behavior" and "dangerous drinking," in transparent attempt to get more kids to apply
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(27)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
There are lots of things you can teach a six-year-old. How to ride a Harley Davidson by himself probably shouldn't be one of them
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(106)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Marshmallow Peep untethered in the coldness of space is more watchable than Sandra Bullock in Gravity
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(55)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man has car stolen and it is quickly sold to someone else. The victim and the guy that bought the car meet leaving the victim to just give it to the man who bought the car as he needed it more than the victim did.... Wait, what?
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(24)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying that public television in Norway is boring, but their hottest shows around feature a train winding through the countryside, a ship navigating the fjords, and an eight-hour knitting extravaganza
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(37)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With a runner on third, MLB umpire gives the manager a choice of taking the run and the out, or having first and third and not take the out. Yup ... it's the rarely used Rule 6.08(c)
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(54)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Here is the worst-behaving first-grader you will hear about today
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(67)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well isn't that convenient to have a paramedic training next to you on a running machine at the gym when you're having a heart attack
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school coach facing jail for A) having a sexual relationship with a minor, B) embezzling school funds, or C) shoving a kid who farted in his face
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(54)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(National Academy of Sciences)
 
 
 
Having a fight with the spouse? Eat a Snickers
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(39)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
As punishment for having sex with teenage girls, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi must now visit the elderly once a week
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(24)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Leftist viral totem-figure Wendy Davis was opposed to a new tollway until the trimester where her law firm was hired by the tollway
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(130)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Trying to rob a hair salon. Really Embarrassing: Have the receptionist laugh in your face. Farking Embarrassing: Having to call your mom to come pick you up after the failed robbery attempt
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan "sparkles" in role on 2 Broke Girls, having spent the last few years and her fortune in preparation for a role as a broke girl
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(58)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oriole fan becomes the early contest leader for having "Hat of the Year"
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having Banksy paint a mural on your property doubles the value of your house, in one of the only times graffiti has ever improved anything
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(80)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Study finds Yelp reviewers love to use sex metaphors, like a penisular organ enjoys finding a vaginatrix cavity
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(22)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After a heavily disputed win for Bradley, Manny Pacquiao hopes to remove all doubt that he's the better fighter tonight in the much anticipated rematch
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(68)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Al Jazeera America laying off "a few dozen staff employees" after discovering that even being to the right of MSNBC and having better reporting than CNN or Fox doesn't work when you have a terrorist-sounding name
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(55)
 
(Kitty Army)
 
 
 
After living on the streets for four months Dillon the blind kitty has navigated his way into a forever home, just in time for Caturday (w/photos & videos)
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Fri April 11, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Things that are squirrels: squirrels. Things that are not squirrels: Lincoln Navigators
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wendy Davis to host Willie Nelson fundraiser. Bring the BBQ, there's gonna be a bunch of munchies
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(AP)
 
 
 
Salute, Eddie. After saving the lives of a dozen U.S. Army patrol members and countless people in an Afghan village, Eddie the IED sniffing Belgian Malinois dog will retire with full military honors
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(WTVQ Lexington)
 
 
 
Police get report of naked woman wandering around downtown, find woman having sex with a man in public. Police charge her with prostitution, indecent exposure, and after seeing her, consider tacking on making terroristic threats
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama to meet with Wendy Davis. "I just wanna tell you: good luck, we're all counting on you"
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(Sportige)
 
 
 
Everyone saw Michael Pineda having pine tar on his hand to help him pitch, but even his opponents (caught cheating once or twice in the past) didn't really care
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesus not welcomed in Pennsylvania Elementary school. Well, to be fair, most unmarried, middle-aged men with long greasy hair wearing only a robe and talking about having the children "come unto him" wouldn't be allowed in school
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fans slam Beyonce for Photoshopping a 'thigh gap' in to one of her vacation photos. They could tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in their time. And in other news 'thigh gap' is a thing now
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
In 1980, David Koch ran for president on the Libertarian Party ticket. Bernie Sanders would like to let everyone know that his stated platform then isn't a whole lot different than his and his brother's stated platform now
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Turkish election 2: Judicial boogaloo. One-quarter of the ballot box tallies in last week's mayoral elections arrived at counting centers in the capital without ever having been at a polling station
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Thu April 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientist design one-handed drummer a cyborg arm that allows him to play in the style of any musician, living or dead, and proves it by having him play with Richard Feynman
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(Stop Stealing Photos)
 
 
 
This magnificent train wreck is what happens when you confuse building a massive social media presence with having an actual core set of skills
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
News: Man sets world record for wearing heaviest coat. Fark: It's made of more than 460,000 live bees
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
60% of all tax preparers are not regulated by the IRS. The other 40% have gotten used to having lights out at 9pm
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Robbie Coltrane says while at Glasgow art school, his usual punishment for misbehaving was being made to pose nude for all-female classes in life drawing. We'll just give you the rest of the day to try and get that image out of your head
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Brazil head coach Luiz Felipe Scolari bans players from having 'acrobatic sex' during the World Cup... missionary only then
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig leaving what sounds like a Primal Fear reboot
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