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412 headlines found matching 'ATC'
Mon February 19, 2018
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"biatch set me up"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHY a Gauntlet prior to an Elimination? WHY NOT another 6 Woman Tag Match? WHAT will be Braun's next chart-topping hit? WHO stole Apollo's last name? THIS IS YOUR WWE RAW thread, live at 8 pm est on USA Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scheduled CONCACAF Champions League match in Denver expected to be played in frozen Dick's, ice-cold with stiff winds
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(City Journal)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A man sits on the outskirts of the shtetl, being paid two kopecks a week to watch out for the messiah
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrew Bauer [R-eally Loves NRA Money] says the answer to stopping school shootings is: A) Gun control; B) Arming teachers; C) Watching Andy Griffith reruns and beating children with paddles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday brings us some intriguing NHL match-ups including Flyers-Rangers, Penguins-Blue Jackets, and Stars-Sharks. All this and more as the puck drops at Noon ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Sat February 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Teen Parkland survivor tears into Trump, Republicans and the NRA in electrifying statement
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't get too close to me or you might catch my stress
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Subby's not going to lie, he's going to see "Black Panther" tonight. But the Winter Olympics has stuff going on too, like hockey and USA/Denmark in men's curling. You folks can watch and discuss @ 7pm ET
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dyson plans to build electric cars from scratch and it just might work
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Watch Sports Illustrated Cover Model Danielle Herrington Swim With Pigs in the Bahamas." Not a very nice thing to say about the other swim suit models
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Oh, there's an NFL game on? That's nice, cool, whatever. I'll maybe watch some highlights after I get back from dinner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 alternative things to do on Valentine's Day. Includes making your own chocolate, watching a no-talent ass clown
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California lawsuit seeks to officially recognize Sasquatch. Plaintiff suggests it will be an easy victory, as long as Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster are on the jury
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take for someone write a scientific paper estimating the orbital perturbations and collision probabilities of Elon Musk's biatchin' space Tesla, the answer is 7 days
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Tue February 13, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeless guy broke in to watch porn on the computer, but it's all good because he brought his own porn with him
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
You thought the White House daily press briefings were torture? Watch this precious snowflake scream and run amok for 8 hours on a flight from Germany to NJ...you'll never complain again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What lessons are today's teenagers learning from online porn? Wait, teenagers are watching porn? Aren't those age verification questions keeping them off the porn sites?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Forget the groundhog, ignore the crocuses. The surest sign of spring is "Pitchers and catchers report"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy with too much time on his hands glues together 42,000 wooden matches into a perfect sphere and then naturally lights it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI Director Wray: Why yes Sen. Wyden, since you asked, here's a detailed timeline of what the FBI did and when we reported it on the Porter investigation. And if that doesn't match up with what the White House is saying? Don't know what to tell ya
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Mon February 12, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Teenage girl tries to join ISIS twice and is turned away at customs, settles for going Jihad on local college with a bag of matches. Subby amazed something could hold a teenager's attention for so long
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So the games are happening, so far so good. Instead of watching yet another tear-jerker interlude about some athlete's struggle to make the team, come take the Fark Weird News Quiz Jan.28-Feb. 3 Olympic Edition
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Let's be honest, you're just watching the Olympics for the crazy super-fail wipeouts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wow, I'm really old...I remember watching this happen live 28 years ago today
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Sun February 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Mr. T pities the fool who isn't watching curling. No, really, he's actually a big curling fan
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Softcore porn is #1 as Fifty Shades Freed snatches $40 million, Night of the Lepus remake Peter Rabbit is #2 with $22 million. Jumanji II tumbles to #4 with $9 million, Winchester misfiring at #7 with $4.7 million as The Shape of Water treads at #9
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Fri February 09, 2018
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
The best show on TV that you're not watching is coming back for season 2 later this year
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(Some Bangity-clangity)
 
 
 
If you're in the mood to watch some biathlon but don't want to fly to Pyeongchang, the Southern Vermont Primitive Biathlon in Manchester, VT is this weekend
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
A walk-through the day before the Super Bowl and the Patriots might be watching, what do you do?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate leaders: We have a bi-partisan spending bill ready to go to avoid a shutdown. Senator Rand Paul: Not so fast. *record scratch*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
#poowatch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
♬ Matchmaker, matchmaker. Make me a match. Collude with the Russians. Launder some cash. ♬
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Wed February 07, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
NBC's promise about everything being live for the Olympics is already broken. The 1st curling matches are tonight at 7pm EST, but won't be on NBCSN until 11pm ET. Yes, the PyeongChang Olympics start tonight and this is a live thread
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Take three luxury supercars, add three amateur drivers, throw in an illegal race on a public road, and sit back and watch the devastation
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Six people die while whale watching. Where is your pod now?
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Watching a keyboard melt away in acetone is equal parts disgusting and satisfying
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
On Tuesday, Birmingham host Huddersfield, Rochdale have Millwall, and Notts County are at Swansea. Wednesday has Newport at Wembley to face Spurs. This is your mid-week FA Cup replay thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EST on FS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
#shiatcoin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nielsen says 103.4 million watched Tom Brady drop pass, fumble ball away to other team
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not news: another snake story from Australia. News: Kids say "best science lesson ever" when a python decides to join the class. Fark: the snake catcher lets it explore around the chairs and tables for lulz. Bonus snake stories in the sidebar
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Look, I'm not watching combat juggling until steroids are mandatory
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford to watch SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch. Well, as long as he only watches, we'll be fine
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
High school senior donates kidney to her grandfather after she turns 18. "Watching papa just be on the transplant list for the past six years has been super hard. We've always been really close"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
The best commercials of the year will premiere today as companies spend millions of dollars for 30 seconds of airtime. We just have to suffer through the most overrated team in football to watch them. Your Superb Owl Commercial Thread, 6 pm ET on NBC
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(Independent)
 
 
 
They pull into your patch, you pull out a shovel. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the court. That's the ice cream man way
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The reaction from those witnessing the final days of Time Inc., now conquered by a Koch Brothers' front: "I'd rather watch my parents have sex"
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Man wears stopwatch, ID badge, sunglasses and boots to poorly-attended neighborhood dance. Sort of NSFW
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
"I got 20 text messages from all over the world telling me the referee was a joke." Only 20? I guess no one watches soccer
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Grieving father of teen killed in a tragic accident, tries to make sure the same thing doesn't happen to anybody else. Holy Fark: By buying a Super Bowl ad in the market where the President will be watching the game
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(Citizens for Ethics)
 
 
 
Citizens for Ethics to GOP: We see your four page hatchet job and raise you a 45-page report detailing your treason at the highest order. Eat shiat, Devin
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
Video
 
Watch the moment UK ice hockey star punched a fan during a match, landing himself a 20-game ban and a place in the unemployment queue
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you plan on going to Gobbler's Knob here are some tips. Missing: Don't drive angry. In fact, don't drive. There's no parking on Gobbler's Knob. You'll have to either walk there from downtown Punxsutawney or catch a shuttle bus
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Thu February 01, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Icefishing: boring. Ice fish watching: surprisingly interesting
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly returned to cable TV for the State of the Union, and nobody watched. Hmm, maybe you *can* explain that
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Just like his inauguration, Trump had the most watched State of the Union speech ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mattis proposes Pentagon cellphone ban without addressing how employees will be able to catch their Pikachus
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Tue January 30, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today in "what in the hell did I just watch?" for Phil Collins' birthday: an early-80's appearance on some cheesy French TV show
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"How to watch President Trump's State of the Union address tonight." Huh, Ctrl-F "drunk" gets zero hits?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is the cutest little wabbit you'll see in a tiny cup toda... This year. (It's only a minute, watch to the end)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like everyone else, Roger Goodell wants clarity on NFL's controversial catch rule
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Mon January 29, 2018
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Usually in an accident involving money scattered all over a highway an armored car is involved, not a hatchback carrying an illegal slot machine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Little kid throws a tantrum outside a Target because he was upset that his gloves matched his jacket. What are some horror stories from your little Farkers?
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
You scratch my genocide and I'll scratch yours
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft's patch undoes Intel Spectre fix, making Intel machines vulnerable again
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Sun January 28, 2018
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hold my scoops and watch me denigrate the leader of our closest ally
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man learns the hard way that a plastic shopping bag is no match for a wasp nest
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida is the worst state in the nation in every way according to new rankings. Michigan is the best, that's right, I said Michigan, biatches
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns find the juice to win the Rumble and burn Philly to the ground? Will either top title holder lose? Who will historically win the women's historic first royal rumble match? WWE RR Kickoff Show 5pm ET, main card 7pm on PPV, WWE Network
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's description of __________ doesn't quite match what __________ show(s) and __________ say(s)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man catches 24 pound fish ... with his bare hands ... while on a surfboard
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Happy new year, race fans. Watch Fernando Alonso and the rest of field take on the Rolex 24 at Daytona. Race begins 2:30pm ET on Fox
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Shadow of the Colossus got a 4K remake. So let's watch someone who has no clue what they're doing fight the first boss
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Fri January 26, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: Predators fan flies to Nashville to watch her favorite team play. Fail: They were playing in New Jersey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris zoo closes after 52 baboons escape. Authorities trying to catch them before they have a chance to vote on healthcare reform
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Garrison Keillor completes his transition from avuncular every man poet to "creepy guy at the end of the bar" by responding to the sexual harassment allegations against him by explaining that the biatches in question loved every minute of it
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, watch me toss a firecracker into the sewer. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein just can't catch a break
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eagles' Fletcher Cox says he's never watched the Super Bowl. Cox
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Now that's a tough ticket, or a rare example of an honest politician. MN. Governor Mark Dayton had to pay $6K to an online ticket broker to get a seat to watch the Super Bowl his state is hosting
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
India's navy learns the hard way that, even on the surface, it's important to close a submarine's hatches
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
One more reason to weep for America's future: They will likely never know the joy and freedom of watching a movie at a drive-in theater
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Much like the NFL's when is a catch a catch, when is a goal a goal in the NHL? Well, this won't answer it for you
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Wed January 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The bad boy of English soccer, currently serving FA ban for breaking its betting rules, claims that the sport has gambling at that core of its culture and that half of all footballers wager on matches. I bet you can guess his name
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us an Original Six matchup with the Maple Leafs and Blackhawks and a Western North America battle with the Kings and the Flames. The puck drops at 8:00 PM on NBCSN and 10:00 PM ET, respectively
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scratch has to be the best creation ever. I've seen a cake, cookies and a log cabin made from that stuff and now, kimchi, made from scratch
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
♪Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every step you take. Android be watching you.♪
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
An in depth analysis on who would win a war between Alberta and Saskatchewan
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French police fine driver for watching movie, eating foie gras behind the wheel. Well, duh, that's a major food faux pas
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You don't say: Parents outraged when elementary school dance plays "My biatch love cocaine" by Lil Pump
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds: Intel's Meltdown/Spectre patch is "complete and utter garbage. Are they f*cking insane?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Child porn distributor on Trump's voter fraud committee? It's more--no scratch that--it is exactly as likely as you think
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Some people say cricket is boring. Those people haven't watched the Big Bash or watched the best catch of the season
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Mon January 22, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Roman steamroll the Miz ahead of the inevitable champion vs champion match at Mania? WHY not have another 6 woman tag? WHAT odds will the Cena overcome? WILL HandAdult appear? THIS is YOUR 25th anniversary RAW thread, live at 8pm est on USA
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Were you a responsible computer user that applied the firmware patch Intel issued last week to protect against Meltdown/Spectre? Yeah, you're boned. Intel has advised every to stop installing that because of a bug, and there's no way to uninstall it
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Farkers planning on staying up to watch the 1am EST Senate vote on opening the government back up?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend starts with Chelsea in Brighton at 7:30 a.m. EST. For the main batch, it's a London Derby or ManUtd at Burnley. At 12:30, Newcastle are at City. On Sunday, Spurs at Saints at 11 a.m. This is your EPL Weekend Discussion Thread
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You totally have to watch Kate McKinnon as Robert Mueller on SNL's Weekend Update
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Irritated to have missed his big event in Florida, Mr. Trump spent much of his day watching old TV clips of him berating President Barack Obama for a lack of leadership during the 2013 government shutdown, a White House aide said"
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Thanks to the federal government shutdown, deployed troops will not be able to watch football this weekend. You win again, Terrorists
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada, featuring 3 all Canadian match-ups starting with the Jets v Flames @ 3pm, Leafs v Sens @ 6:30, and Nucks v Oilers @ 10pm, plus Bruins v Habs plus 9 other games to fill your day. Pour yourself some GoonJuice and enjoy
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Because of the Internet Wayback Machine, a whole generation doesn't realize that Mr. Peabody actually used to take Sherman in the WABAC machine. Now, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff tells Bill Maher Trump is having an affair 'right now'
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Less than 3 minutes for focus group talking about Trump to devolve into shouting match. Fark: Focus group is entirely made up of people who voted for him
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Thieves in Rhode Island stole an $80,000 camera used to catch speeding drivers. Which is too bad because it would have paid for itself on the first day
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
And the worst thing was? Trump made me watch Shark Week with him for three hours. I mean, they are always repeating footage. It's so-o-o-o-o boring
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Apple bans app that detects net neutrality violations. After the app catches providers throttling apps
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: A day at the beach
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
The B'oatcake is back floating and chugging along North Staffordshire's waterways after donations paid for it to be repaired
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The sexual superbug you've never heard of, and since you're on Fark, will never have a chance to catch either
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The parents of the 13 kids kept locked up lived in two houses in the Fort Worth area of Texas before heading west. The current owners of those houses found scratch marks on doors, carpets caked in filth and closets "converted into cages"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL announces yet another reason to avoid watching its All Star Game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch: ( • _ •)⌐◼-◼( • _ •)
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Tue January 16, 2018
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
I-80 in central Pennsyltucky is all Road Warrior and shut down and stuff. Watch out for the other guy out there
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In a Major Major Major announcement, George Clooney will star in the six-part adaptation of Catch-22 for Hulu
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?
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Mon January 15, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If your 6-year-old gets scratched by a sick bat take him to the emergency room ASAP. Even if he does he cry when he's told he would get shots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Police asking for help identifying masked suspect believed to have robbed Boost Mobile store of thousands of dollars. With 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back to help catch thief
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some guy watches a 17 hour broadcast about a train crossing Australia. "I see what I think is a cow (I hear a moo), and it is the most exciting thing to happen to me in hours"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The script for HBO's Watchmen pilot has been written, so it's still happening
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's not quite the zombie plague, but this year's H3N2 flu strain is so nasty you might just wish you could turn into a brainless unfeeling creature if you end up catching the bug
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese-made cameras installed at a US Army base in Missouri have been removed because of potential 'negative perception' surrounding the equipment. That and there's the possibility that the Chinese government is watching
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The only thing running through my mind was, Lord, let me catch this baby"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Chilling video appears to show terrified Hawaiians hiding their kids in storm drains while Trump golfed
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Saturday starts at 1pm ET with an inter-borough game in NYC and a former 2x Stanley Cup matchup in Pittsburgh. Then we sit around and drink without hockey until 7pm ET when the vast majority of the games start. FARK CANCER & GET WELL, PIERRE
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama: "If you watch Fox News, you are living on a different planet"
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(Geek & Sundry)
 
 
 
Are you a Critter? Did you catch the launch of the new campaign last night? What do you think of the new characters? This is your Critical Role discussion thread. Link goes to the brand new title opener
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Fri January 12, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
50 years ago this week, Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can you match the Donald Trump insults to the countries he's insulted?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suspected friend of dead guy says his scratches came from a "fight club" - oh geez, it's the FIRST DAMN RULE
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
A question for Fark law talking types. If I am the subject of a police wire tap or other surveillance and they never arrest me (seriously, I am pretty boring TBQH) will they ever tell me I was being watched ?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brits rank sports from most boring to most exciting, consider NFL football a snoozer on par with cricket and golf. Give them a good tennis match or track-and-field meet, though, and they go berserk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
President who says he rarely watches TV described multiple hours of Tuesday's cable news programming in detail
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida man gets into a boxing match with a bear...and loses big time
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Wed January 10, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"A lot of butthurt to go around" Falcon Crest, as portrayed by a bunch of biatchy, spoiled brats
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Kentucky can have an Ark Museum for Creationists, then Georgia can have one for the Sasquatch faithful
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
'Zelda' and 'Overwatch' are top PornHub searches for 2017. But if you ask me, they've got nothing on the man-boy relationship between Pit and the Eggplant Wizard
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
HereIsAnArticleOnWhySome FansWatchAnimeAtDoubleSpeed HaHaWoooo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here$ what motivate$ $am Querrey to win tenni$ matche$
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ice hotel catches on fire
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
According to Porn Hub "not your mom" watched more porn in 2017 than ever before
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If Trump Tweets about fake news reporting he keeps a pony in the oval office it is because he watched MSNBC instead of Fox. Sometimes grandpas get the channels mixed up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: Can't prove election fraud if you don't have our data, biatches *smokebomb*
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Morning TV relies on constant repetition, the assumption being that most viewers, unlike the President, will be too busy to watch for long"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just saw Devilman Crybaby on Netflix after never having watched anything Devilman related and was blown away. What have you watched recently that turned out way better than you expected?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how to make muscles from scratch, won't say if it can be done in 26 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Beach Edition
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Mon January 08, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
When JFK has a meltdown and you're about to lose your mind, somehow watching this very pleasant flight attendant just doing his job is the balm you need to keep going
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Chinese take a step closer to Terry Pratchett's Luggage
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Someone who reads Fark has dispatched a spider in the correct fashion. If it's a Farker, please step forward and grab your 15 minutes
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump's work day: in the office by 11 AM, an hour of meetings, an hour for TV, an hour for lunch, an hour for TV, maybe another meeting, and then a well-deserved break for some TV before going back upstairs to watch a bit of TV
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
In case you forgot - today is 'Dating Sunday' ... the busiest day of the year for online dating. Got a match?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold my beer and watch this
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Sat January 06, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When seeking insurance money to renovate your house, you can light a match, or you can Airbnb it to a 23-year-old on New Year's Eve. As long as you sternly specify "No Parties," it will all look totally legit
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Fri January 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a bad day when: A) You have bottles of prescription medicine, and a growler of alcohol in your car, B) You lead the police on a 118 MPH chase and they catch you, C) There is a dead body in your trunk, or D) All of the above
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Home of Roy Moore accuser accidentally falls down elevator shaft onto some lit matches
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a hatchet and a head full of shrooms
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walter Hamada, the executive behind It and Annabelle, will now be catching axes for the DCEU
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People didn't vote for Trump because they watched fake news. They voted for Trump because they're stupid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Watch a hockey player tell his dad he made the Olympic team
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(NJ Law Blog)
 
 
 
10 retailers to watch for a bankruptcy filing in 2018
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball teams not allowed to compete because of issues with switch hitters, pitchers and catchers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Facing the Spectre of a complete security Meltdown, CPU makers and kernel devs scramble to patch the unpatchable
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hey Rocky, watch me pull .. never mind.. shovels? This time for sure
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Sure, it'll be late but the ELITE never sleep. Will the Alpha Beat the Omega? Who will win the NJPW rumble? Will Okada put on a 7 star match? It's NJPW's Wrestlekingdom 12, 2AM EST, 5PM Tokyo Time
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A 'security expert' warns that hacked sexbots could murder people. Declines to say if he recently watched Ghost in the Shell or WestWorld (possibly Not Safe For Work image of a sex toy)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's a boogie woogie feng-shui brain scratch as we listen to Sanders speak like a child. Might need to engage in a mushroom samba to get by. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN@ 1400'ish)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2018's EPL begins with a trip to the seaside for Brighton vs Bournemouth. Later Liverpool travel to Burnley & UTD pop over & visit Rooney's mob. Swansea host Spurs tomorrow, but the fixture to watch is Wednesday's Arsenal Vs Chelsea
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Bale Batman hasn't watched Beniffer Batman
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Certain activities should be avoided while drinking. Throwing a hatchet sounds like one of them, especially at a downtown bar
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Tue January 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump taunts the dynamite monkey in 3 hot spots, Orrin Hatch is retiring, and House Democrats on the Intel Committee are sick of Devin Nunes' shiat. This is the MSNBC Discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hatch decision prevents next Byrd
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
"'Correlation is not the same as causation' has become an incantation parroted by Fox-Watchers, as part of the Murdochian campaign to undermine science and claim that nothing can ever be proved." Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
At last I am watching "The Room" with Tommy Wiseau & Rifftrax to take the edge off. Everything I heard about it is confirmed. To quote Bill the Cat: Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Someday I may look back on this and cough up a furball
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
New Year and New Hope in WWE. Will Vince keep his resolution building toward a Brock-Roman Mania? Will tonight feature Big Show in a diaper? Will the women do something historic before the historic rumble match? WWE Raw 8pm ET USA
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which New Year's Eve special are you going to watch? Which celebrities performed the best? Where are you on this evening as we b-b-bring in the New Year? It is your New Year's Eve thread. Happy New Year everyone
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
What went right [Wonder Woman; The Last Jedi; Guardians of the Galaxy 2] and what went wrong [Justice League; Baywatch; The Room] at the box office in 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The top ten gubernatorial races to watch in 2018. Can Illinois finally elect a governor who doesn't suck?
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Thu December 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The EPL week festivities conclude with a North/South London derby between a resurgent Crystal Palace, having gone 5 matches without a loss, and a Giroud-less Arsenal looking to stay in the hunt for the top 4. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More people watched the Queen's Christmas speech than the Doctor Who Christmas special
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New patch uses micro-needles to turn energy-storing (white) fats into energy-burning (brown) ones. There's a bad joke in there somewhere, but subby's not going to waste the energy on it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Roy Moore: You can't certify this fraudulent election. Alabama: Watch me
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The thirty-five best television episodes of 2017. I'M PICKLE RICK, BIATCH
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Wed December 27, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In case it is a light afternoon between Xmas and New Year's, watch to see if Manchester City will continue their historic campaign at St. James' Park, where they last lost in 2005. Kickoff at 2:45 pm ET
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(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
Dashcam three-car pileup in L.A. as they watch Space-X launch
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch didn't read TFA either
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The fall of unhindering makes way for the winter of Rusev Days. Who will end up in a Boxing Day match? How long will Shane cut a promo for? Will Smark Christmas make way for Mark New Year? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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(BET)
 
 
 
Cash Me Outside girl pays off mom's $65,000 mortgage with a touching "Merry Christmas Biatch"
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(Some Puckhead)
 
 
 
The English celebrate Boxing Day by trading places with the help, around here, while the NHL are still on Christmas break the kids take centre stage. The IIHF World Junior Hockey tournament starts today with the first four matches Noon, 2, 4, & 8pm ET
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Tribune makes Senator Orrin Hatch 'Utahn of the Year' in a delicious burn. Bonus: On Christmas Day
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
In the spirit of stigginit, if one Arizona lawmaker gets his way, even dog catcher will become a partisan position
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
For 50 years, New Yorkers without fireplaces have been able to turn on the TV on Christmas and watch a Yule log burn. The entire history of this tradition will fill you with warmth
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good to know the NFL is finally getting catch calls right... hang on, this just in, the Patriots benefit from strict adherence to the rules yet again
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holiday family gathering: The 10 worst sex scenes to watch with your parents (NSFW images)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you rely on a blind mystic to help you make your upcoming year decisions, you are in luck. It's time for annual twisting Baba Vanga's ramblings to match events in the new year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We must have been good this year, as this Christmas Eve Santa is bringing us quite a few exciting NFL matchups including Rams-Titans, Bills-Patriots, Falcons-Saints, and Seahawks-Cowboys. The fun begins at 1pm ET. Ho, ho, ho
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Trump: last week; "I don't watch the news" Trump Today: "..networks were saying, 'Will he keep his promise, and will he sign it [Tax bill] before Christmas?'"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of ... wait, what? Okay, guys, scratch numbers two and three. They won't be joining us tonight. Sorry"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is a strange noise coming from a forest in British Columbia that is either moose, an elk, Sasquatch, or aliens
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The ten things Meghan Markle can learn from watching "The Crown." #11: How often her grandparents-in-law had sex
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Oxycontin creator starts a PR campaign to get its rep out of the shiatcan: "We're Lawful Evil, not Chaotic Evil"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
12 amazing films you probably didn't see this year. Including the one where Casey Affleck wears a sheet and watches Rooney Mara eat a pie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So what exactly do Fox News viewers watch when they're not watching Fox News?
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Thu December 21, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin says the NFL needs to revisit its catch rule. Apparently he feels the league really dropped the ball on that one
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Wed December 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Feeling stressed? Watch this Labrador father teach his puppies to swim. (impatient viewers skip ahead to 4:20)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
While recently binge watching Cheers, subby realized what an insufferable person the Diane Chambers character was. What old sitcoms have you re-watched only to realize the characters weren't how you remembered?
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Maybe you missed the games when they first came around, so here's your chance to get them Now. AC:Black Flag, Watch Dogs, and World In Conflict are all free from Ubisoft for the PC until Saturday
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL reDRagon end SAnitY's Tag Team title run? CAN Tyler Bate dethrone the "Bruiserweight"? WHO will be the last entry in the #1 Contender's Fatal 4-Way Match? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Honorable man won't watch movie with horrendous man
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For anyone interested, the Quarter Finals for the Carabao Cup begin today with Hammers at Gunners and Citeh at Leicester. Tomorrow, it is Bournemouth at Chelsea and united at Bristol City. Kickoff is at 2:45 EST on ESPN 3 or the Watch ESPN app
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The former NFL player whose catch-that-wasn't led to the current league "rules" says he knows how to fix the situation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley tells UN member countries that Trump will be watching them to see if they vote against the US on Jerusalem and warned them that the US would be taking their vote personally. Most American allies expected to vote against the US
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby needs a ruling here: is doing surreal stuff like watching TV while wearing a sock puppet on one hand and having conversations with it more of a "desperate cry for attention" or "pleasantly whimsical?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eli Manning likes the NFL catch rule, spilling hot coffee on himself
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
Scammy startups are paying writers in shady cryptocurrency, aka Shiatcoin
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch out loud: "No, Bob Corker didn't ask for that real estate developer tax cut to make him rich." Orrin Hatch in his head: "I put it in there 'cause it'll make ME rich"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's word salad starts early this morning as he sits in his boxers, watching Fox News; "Stocks and the economy have a long way to go after the Tax Cut Bill is totally understood and appreciated in scope and size"
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Mon December 18, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Now all they need is a 100-foot-long match
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Hatch responds to Sen. Corker's harshly worded letter with a lovely glowing love letter and a get out of jail free card
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Swans take a step toward moving out of the drop zone? Will Everton keep their run of form since the arrival of Big Sam as manager? This is your Monday Night Football EPL Discussion thread. Match kicks off at 3 pm EST
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After 97 years, the NFL still doesn't know what a catch is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Corker writes a strongly worded letter to Sen. Orrin Hatch demanding to know how everyone found out he was bribed for his vote on the F*ck The Poor Even More Bill
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Sun December 17, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
As China ratchets up its anti-terror campaign, thousands of Muslims disappear without trial. Jeff Sessions seen sitting atop his enchanted tree, taking notes
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Now gramps can get home to watch Fox News faster than ever
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Finally, a movie website for people who don't want to watch any movies
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Bowl games? Pffft, we've got 11 hockey games to watch. Starting @ 2pm & going through 10pmET. Game to see is probably the OTT/MTL game as it's outside in 11F weather.... Good thing TML aren't playing in it or AM would want a trade to AZ.. FC/SUP etc
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin used "Home Alone" traps to help Santa Claus win a professional wrestling match
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Best Korea unveils its new domestic streaming video app. Sit down with the family and catch up on past seasons of "The Walking Kims", "Better Call Un" and "Gilmore Traffic girls"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Three mile wide asteroid probably won't kill you tomorrow. Earth won't get hit until 2029, or soon after you finally catch up on paying off your credit card bill
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal watchdog says Trump administration has violated anti-lobbying laws. Good boy
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
All that's left is for Disney to consume Sony and Universal to complete a matching set of Marvel Comics Characters. Now what to do about Stan Lee, they'll probably freeze him and store him next to Walt
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Netflix user who watched Bee Movie 357 times this year explains she racked up such a record; "It's the only thing that keeps my son calm" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FCC)
 
 
 
Verizon is allowing us to watch their execution of the internet live
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The National)
 
 
 
Airbus test crew and German air traffic control to Navy pilots drawing a dick in the sky: hold our Glühwein and watch this
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Before Christmas break catch up with Archie and his pals & gals in the mid-season finale of Riverdale @8/7c on The CW
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watch Steve Bannon's walk of shame after Moore loss as reporter asks: 'Isn't this a huge defeat for you?'
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Aleister Black kick the Bay Bay? CAN Peyton Royce go over the Moon? WHAT are the odds Almas blows his first match as NXT Champion? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Watching a Hallmark Christmas movie where Angela Lansbury is Mrs. Claus and gets involved in women's suffrage and it's a musical. Why is this not a gay icon?" Bonus Fark Handle: Red Jesus
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
28,000 spectating Sullys visit Fenway Park to watch hurling exhibition tournament. "In the stands was the highest density of red hair and newsboy caps that I had ever seen"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell's allies, who REALLY should watch more horror movies, are convinced that Moore's loss in Alabama is a "fatal blow" to Steve Bannon and that Bannon is done for good, and will trouble them no more
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fifteenth amendment, biatches
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Tue December 12, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians minor league employee dies of cardiac arrest after having to watch the Packers-Browns game Sunday
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police use amusing social media posts to help catch criminals. "Jorts-wearing suspect" not amused
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Big Brother is watching you, and he's fabulous
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Netflix mocks 53 of its users for watching the same schlocky Lifetime-esque Christmas movie 18 days in a row
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump denies watching TV after watching TV report on his TV watching
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Why vote for a man who molests teenage girls when you can vote for a man who spends his spare time watching video of teenage boys?
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Former Verizon executive and current FCC Chairman Ajit Pai does a knee-slapping skit at the FCC Bar Association where he and a Verizon exec hatch a plot to corrupt the regulatory process by installing a "Manchurian candidate" - Pai- at the agency
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Sat December 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: "I do not watch much television." Fake New York Times: "People close to him estimate that Mr. Trump spends at least four hours a day, and sometimes as much as twice that, in front of a television"
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
You know what they say. Once you go ethereal, you'll never catch a venereal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Hey, that whole "sexual harassment" watchamacallit worked pretty darn good getting rid of Franken, huh? Think it might help us do something about that 9th Circuit Court of Appeals?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Problem: New gun in Destiny 2 is glitched and way overpowered, ruining PvP matches. Solution: Let everyone get a chance to buy the gun. Syndrome approves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Original "Survivor" winner Richard Hatch cannot outwit, outlast and outplay his 14 year marriage
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Former Director of the US Office of Government Ethics slammed Kellyanne Conway for again violating the Hatch Act and endorsing Roy Moore on television
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
If it's Thursday it's time for Champions' League red-headed step-brother Europa League. Early action at 1:00 PM EST, Apollon and Everton, Copenhagen hosts Sheriff, Atalanta and Lyon. Big match: Arsenal hosts BATE, 3:00 PM EST on FS1
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Wed December 06, 2017
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 6. ManU, Spurs, PSG, Munich, Chelsea, Barça, City, Besiktas, & RM have advanced. Who will be joining them in the round of 16? Kickoff is at 2:45 p.m. EST Tuesday & Wednesday. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Time magazine's Person(s) Of The Year are The Silence Breakers, the women who started the Me Too movement. Just in time to watch Alabama elect a man who multiple women have accused of sexual assault
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeless man offers to "watch' your car as you park near downtown Tampa restaurant at night. You ignore him. Q - What word does homeless man scratch on the hood of your automobile?
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, who've apparently never watched horror movies, plan to release genetically modified rats in Britian to help control rodents. Genetically modified cats, dogs, gorillas still in beta-testing
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Watching 25,000 dice neatly arrange themselves due to compaction dynamics pretty much ensures I'm not going to be productive at all today
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Overwatch video game league may become the new NFL as long as it doesn't take an arrow to the knee (with audience photo of kids and their boomsticks)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Want to watch a woman steal an Amazon delivery, then get caught by a foul mouthed nanny?
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
He was a former Commie nudist poet who matched wits with Freud, brawled with Hemingway, and was described by a teenage Carly Simon as "the most beautiful man she had ever met." (And he probably thinks this Fark headline is about him)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Travel ban ruled legal, national monuments are now open for development, and the traitor is still in charge. A new week starts in our American hellscape. MSNBC Discussion thread. Join the biatching at 8PM EST
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for porch pirates. Watch out for your mailhole, bud
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who's a badder biatch than Taylor Swift? At least 7000 other women, according to the Internet
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch on CHIP: children should lift themselves up by their bootstraps and buy their own health insurance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most interesting thing to ever happen at a cricket match
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Back in my day kids read Tiger Beat magazine, played Simon, and watched TVs that were mounted in wooden boxes
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will he Senate pass the great "F*ck the Poors" Act of 2017? Will hey spend the entire time biatching about "obstructionist Dems"? Will Corker, Collins, and Flake grow a spine and resist? THIS is your Senate Tax Scam vote thread (11am scheduled start)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Like watching a movie more than once? New Neflix stats reveals one user has streamed the same movie 352 times this year
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Thu November 30, 2017
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against mom who put recorder in daughter's backpack to catch bullies
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' actor promises the final season will be 'the greatest thing that's ever aired on TV' and 'will f-k up a lot of people.' So basically like watching HBO's 'Oz' when you were a kid
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get ready for the holidays by watching this time-lapse video of Disneyland transforming itself for the festive season
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reza Zarrab testified yesterday. About moving money around, bribing Turkish officials, violating US sanctions, how 2 Trump administration officials tried the political route to get him off. Mike Flynn was watching
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An analysis of all the times Trump has watched Fox News as President. Spoiler alert: He watches it a lot. We got him *balloons fall down*
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Gateway Pundit reporter caught acting like Gateway Pundit reporter at "It's OK to be White" speech. Woman he assaulted caught watching his arrest
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with a 'gaytivity' scene featuring two Josephs dressed in pink watching over baby Jesus? Oh, right
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(From Politics tab thread)
 
 
 
Photoshop this game of catch gone wrong
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(People can barley hear you in space)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Help Budweiser make their Mars Mission Patch even better
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
I'm not submitting this. No one will watch or comment. Mods won't greenlight it. Nothing matters. This isn't YOUR WH Press Briefing (Link does not go to C-SPAN @ 1500)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
K-Pop band leader tells Ellen that he learned English from Friends. "When I was 15 or 14, it was quite like a syndrome for all the Korean parents to make their kids watch Friends. I thought I was a victim at that time, but now I'm the lucky one"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Look every Canadian likes tipping back a few beers to watch the Grey Cup. But if you plan on stealing a truck do it after you go to the bar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration shuts down office responsible for implementing Russia sanctions Trump didn't want but Congress passed with a veto-proof majority but which Trump was stalling on implementing. Confused? You won't be after you watch the latest episode of "Dope"
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Roman Reigns is your IC champion as Miz goes off to continue the lucrative Marine franchise. Could a WM unification bout be in the works? More importantly though, Women's Royal Rumble and another SHIELD-Bar tag title match. WWE Raw 8pm EST USA
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cunning catch
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(Junkee)
 
 
 
DC diehard fans ask everyone who is a true fan to save the DC Cinematic Universe, by watching JLA six times
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Daisy Ridley does an interview about Star Wars while building a Lego Millennium Falcon. Subby could watch this all day
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell called to say Subby was PROBABLY going to be named the next Commissioner before today's games (starting at 1pm EST) but I'd have to agree to watching the Battle of Ohio & 49ers-Seahawks. I said probably is no good. Thanks anyway
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The weekend begins with featured match of Man Utd and Brighton at 10 am EST on NBCSN. At 12:30, Liverpool take on Chelsea at Anfield. On Sunday, matches start at 8:30 with Toffees at Saints. This is your Weekend EPL Discussion thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't have time to play golf. But watch me make this hole in one
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
For someone who has no time to watch TV and hates CNN, Trump sure seems to watch a lot of CNN
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Now that you've seen 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles,' it's time to catch up with the cast 30 years after the original release date 11/25/87
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you're a pawn shop owner you can look forward to people bringing you in gold fillings, Nazi pocket watches, and horses with both male and female genitalia
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The art of Terry Pratchett's Discworld
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Lions cook up a Turkey Day Miracle over the 8-2 Vikings? Will the Chargers fry the Zeke-less Cowboys? Is anyone going to get drunk enough to watch Giants/Washington? Your 2017 NFL Thanksgiving triple-header starts @ 12:30 pm ET on FOX
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Warnings for LA beaches: Low tides, high temperatures and also watch out for the thousands of stingrays hidden in the sand. CRIKEY
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Seven things we learned from Watchmen's first true sequel in 30 years (spoilers)
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Wed November 22, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
You know what, it's not like anyone cares what your finances are as you get shiatcanned from the White House. Probably. Oh, wait, hold up, Bob's at the door
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Gargano upset Pete Dunne for the UK Title? WILL Ruby Riot or Sonya Deville win their last match before call-ups? WHAT is next for the Undisputed Era? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts with NXT @ 8pm ET on the WWE Network
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Alabama police department releases now-viral workout video featuring Nitro the police dog, getting in a few doggy push-ups before he heads out to catch criminals. Unless, you know, they're pedophiles. Those guys are cool in Alabama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/22): Geoff Johns brings the Watchmen into the DC Universe...with sexy results (probably). Space hippies tour the galaxy and do all the drugs, a new Tomb Raider comic, and Betty & Veronica lead a motorcycle gang...with sexy results
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
By communicating Trump's opposition to Doug Jones, the Lich Queen may have committed a clear Hatch Act violation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Next year, NFL might take away only reason to watch this season
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 5 kicks off with Liverpool at Sevilla, Feyenoord at Citeh, Spurs at Dortmund. It ends with Man Utd at Basel, Celtic at PSG, Barça at Juve. Play starts at 2:45pm EST. It's THE CHAMPIONS Discussion Thread
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Corporation with big plans for any water found on Mars sending experiment to International Space Station on next resupply mission. Fark: It's Budweiser, and you better believe they have a mission patch
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(Vox)
 
 
 
78% of Utahans want Orrin Hatch to retire, but 100% of Orrin Hatches want Orrin Hatch to run for reelection
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Tue November 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama ex-cop: "We were also told to watch [Moore] at the ballgames, and make sure that he didn't, you know, hang around with the cheerleaders"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to catch a panda, you have to dress like one
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Time for the B+ show. It looks like the title match is now off but we'll get plenty of McMahon talking to replace 30 minutes of AJ wrestling. KO/Sami will at least be on the show. Smackdown Live 8pm EST USA
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, My fiance refuses to vacate our house for my girls' weekend, he doesn't understand girl time: drinking wine, watching chick flicks and talking about our lives. Am I asking too much?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Every breath you take, every click you make, web pages will be watching you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says his "village idiot brother Liam" is unwell. Ah, so he's a Matchbox 20 fan. That explains it
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Fiona watches hopefully through the glass, wishing that she, too, will meet the love of her life while at the Cincinnati Zoo's Hippo Exhibit
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
FCC Chair tells agency to abandon net neutrality. This is a News Flash, but in the future, you won't know about it unless you paid the premium, biatch
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS goes dark on Dish Network due to carriage dispute, depriving viewers of quality television like, um, uh...something has to be worth watching on that network--oh, FOOTBALL
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
That spiffy 4K TV you bought four y