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Tue May 03, 2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can add massive flying raptors to the list of Australian things that will try to snatch up and kill the ones you love
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
The most desired stat in an online campaign isn't how many people view your candidate's videos - it's how many people watch them all the way to the end, and nobody can get through 30 seconds with Ted Cruz
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
With Shane and Stephanie in a power struggle, can AJ Styles get a fair match? Did Nattie screw Nattie? Did Miz finally go away? Does Enzo even know what day it is? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm ET, USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Hawks say they match-up well against the Cavs. Uh huh...we'll find out tonight starting at 7PM. Then, in the late game at 9:30PM, we'll see if the Thunder have any game left after their Game One walloping by the Spurs. Both games on TNT
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Netflix is not the business everyone thinks it is; it is poised to completely and irrevocably alter the face of how the world watches television. It might even be able to bring down the junta of cable companies
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In Alaska people fly their own planes, build their own homes, grow their own vegetables, fix their own engines, catch their own fish, cut down their own trees, hunt their own meat and can their own jam. So why not school their own children?
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is as boring as watching paint dry. EXACTLY that boring
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(TechWorm)
 
 
 
Sure, it's possible to port Windows 95 to an Apple iWatch, but why would anyone want to?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's better than watching a M6.7-class solar flare in multiple wavelengths? Watching a M6.7-class solar flare through multiple wavelngths, IN 4K HD
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that the nice weather is here again, here's how not to fark up three of the most common handyman DIY jobs. Or you can drink five beers, watch the first half of a relevant YouTube video and grab the chain saw, like always
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade watchers, 1969
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(WFTDA TV)
 
 
 
Now that the NFL Draft is winding down what is there to watch? How does Roller Derby on ESPN3 tonight sound? Current champs Rose City take on #2 Victoria then #5 Texas takes on #7 Angel City. Link goes to page on how to watch for US & non-US viewers
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're screaming in German and attacking a table with a hatchet, but the table won't break. What do you do? Why, you steal all the microphones to give to youths in prison. Duh
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Nomad Pod: 1800 mAh iWatch charger. I'm going to name mine George. (Sponsored Link)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It is now the third and final day of the 2016 NFL Draft. What big names will be selected in rounds 4 through 7? Who will be the big steal here? Will you even bother watching it? It is your Day 3 thread for the 2016 NFL Draft, starting at 12:00 PM ET
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New single by the Monkees, written by Rivers Cuomo, is predictably poppy and catchy
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Fri April 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rawlings unveils new catcher's gear for Atlantic League, featuring team-branded chest protectors, shin guards and colorful masks. "The idea was to visualize baseball catchers as goaltenders in hockey, arguably the coolest position in all of sports"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least one Baywatch actress has aged very well. No, not that one. Or that one. Or the other one (Not safe for work)
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Rothschild conspiracy, explained in a single four-minute video. Warning: Do not watch unless you're strong enough to handle the truth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two years ago Johnny Manziel was drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft. Now he is at a bar watching this year's selection show before going to a Justin Bieber concert
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Get ready to binge-watch: Here is the full list of everything leaving Netflix in May
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 10 years of Netflix premium subscription - enter to win contest. What's your favorite Netflix show that no one else seems to be watching? (Sponsored Link)
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, Judge doesn't buy Omaha man's claim that he had NO IDEA what a rainbow flag stood for when he snatched it off his lesbian neighbor's house in the middle of the night, lit it on fire and paraded it in front of their house
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one tonight, but it features the match-up the NHL had all but given up trying to make a thing. Only the second time Ovie and Crosby have met in the Post Season, this should actually be good this time. Stop Laughing. 8:00ET
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After Boehner insults Ted Cruz by calling him a "miserable son of a biatch," Cruz tries to claim that he doesn't know Boehner and never worked with him, which is interesting since Cruz was once Boehner's attorney
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Metal legends BABYMETAL team up with Nintendo, become newest 8-biatcharacter in Super Mario Maker jumping through fiery landscape while collecting coins
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
No matter what sports debate show you're watching, it'll look and sound exactly like this
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's the UEFA Europa League Semi-finals, first leg. The best not AM, RM, or Barca side Villarreal faces giant-killing Liverpool. Shakhtar host Sevilla, a rematch of a 2007 last second win by Sevilla. It all gets going at 3PM ET on FS1 and FS2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sitting on the dock of the bay / Watching my children sail away
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2014, when Steven Souza Jr. saved Jordan Zimmerman's no-hitter with an over-the-shoulder catch for the last out? Well, add another web gem to his resume
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vintage scratch n' sniff stickers smell like old people
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cleveland prepares to have their rivers catch on fire again this summer
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently the way to honor your dead fishing buddy is to use him as bait to land a monster catch ...at least for these guys
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oxford, AL, becomes the first city in the US to threaten criminal charges against people who don't use bathrooms that match the gender on their birth certificates. Thanks, Alabama
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Some Winning Guy)
 
 
 
Dude finds Troian Bellisario's phone and all-access Coachella passes; takes over her Instagram while trying to return them. Bellisario contacts him and tells him to use the passes himself and Snapchat the whole thing. They meet, watch Game of Thrones
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out that people stopped going to terrorist entries on Wikipedia once Snowden revealed the government probably had people on a watchlist for that
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Even Braves announcers didn't think Daniel Castro made this amazing, juggling catch. Oh, and it was also a double play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres hit with sign stealing allegations. Although with a team batting average of .238, the only sign opponents give their pitchers is to throw the ball to the catcher
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Watch an F-22 run the famous Mach Loop in Wales. F-35 reportedly still stuck in that roundabout from European Vacation
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like there won't be a contested GOP convention after all. Which means it'll be Trump vs Clinton this fall. So...what should we expect in the matchup between the Tangerine Tornado and Secretary Pantsuit?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with Olympic hurdler Michelle Jenneke as she prepares for the 2016 Rio games. Wait ... she leg presses 1,100 lbs?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Skywatchers prepare for Mars' closest approach to Earth in a decade, deluge of "Mars will be as big as the Moon" Facebook posts
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google patents self-flying drone delivery mechanism that sounds kind of kinky: "hovering above its delivery target, and slowly lowering packages through a tether" and calling out to the customer that it's coming and watch out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher's former press secretary deflects Hillsborough criticism when he unveils two of the most breathtaking eyebrows ever seen
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(Some Outstanding Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Farm Fresh Edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The guy who likes pouring molten copper on everyday items is back. This time a coconut gets the treatment. Watch and be awed
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In a bid to gain legitimacy as a serious competition, professional StarCraft now has its own match-fixing scandal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reanimation firm looks for ways to bring brain dead people back to life. Their first suggestion is to stop watching the E channel
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Far right party wins lead in Austrian presidential elections. I'm not saying this is not a repeat since the last time Austria fell behind a far right wing individual, but Poland better watch out
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jon Snow's watch has ended. Arya's training with the Three-Eyed Raven has begun. Westeros and Essos stand divided. Most importantly, BRAN AND HODOR RETURN in The Red Woman. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prince performed a secret, never-before seen concert for SNL's 40th anniversary afterparty. But, thanks to Sweetchuck himself, we can finally watch the epic performance (link updated)
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Sat April 23, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Skydiver delivers game ball to cricket match, becomes the first to pass out from boredom
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Watch out guys, we're dealing with a simulation of a badass over here
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Man catches 400-lb fish with a wrench. What the fish was doing with the wrench we may never know
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
You can keep Baywatch out of Pam, but you can't keep Pam out of Baywatch
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As we say goodbye to the Red Wings, the Flyers, Wild and Kings are set to join them on the back nine. Will any hang in? Will anyone be watching the non-elimination game tonight? PLAYOFF HOCKEY, FARKERS: 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 & 10:30ET
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(Competitor.com)
 
 
 
"Watch this; I can stop on a dime"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name a part of some movie or TV show where something was so over-the-top unrealistic it took you completely out of the moment. Have you ever tried to re-watch it since?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fat Tire Beer will now have the bikes to match its logo
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Thu April 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch $500,000 of your tax dollars disappear in a less than highly proficient military manner
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West never watches porn with the sound on because he likes to hear just how awesome he sounds while working it
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(Some footy fan)
 
 
 
Mid-week EPL action has Newcastle hosts Man City today; the Merseyside derby, Watford at West Ham, and Man Utd hosting Palace on Wednesday; Arsenal and the Baggies on Thursday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT each day. (Link goes to NBC scoreboard)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is anyone else watching Time Traveling Bhang?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A MLB player throwing 105mph is pretty impressive - especially when it's an outfielder breaking the Statcast record
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After great inventions such as screen doors on submarines, fireproof matches, and wheelchairs with pedals, Polish man invents the Catholic Rabbi
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man threatens retaliation against tiger that killed zookeeper: "You better watch your zoo, we will handle it ourselves. I'm from West Palm Beach"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Now you can watch the Titanic sink in real time thanks to the miracles of computer animation. In other news, dead horse gets yet another whack
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Artist illustrates the NBA playoff matchups, might be more interesting than actual matchups
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"To what degree does the excess death rate in people with alcohol use disorder (AUD) happen because of a predisposition in the person who develops AUD compared with the effects of the AUD itself?" Or what comes first, 'hold my beer' or 'watch this'?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contemporary journalist tries to match booze legend Winston Churchill drink for drink for one day. Tag is for the man who could drink every Farker under the table with half his liver tied behind his back
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Tue April 19, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry uses the tachyon device in an attempt to catch Zoom. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agents of Shield, Daisy assembles the Secret Warriors for a rescue mission. (ABC 9ET)
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
One NBA analyst is sick and tired of watching James Harden on the defensive end. He has no leadership skills. Or he's just terrible at defense. Either way, there are more Harden Vines to look at. Yay
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The sun tried to challenge Coco Crisp, but Coco prevailed with a magnificent catch. Rajai Davis last seen taking notes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Noah Syndergaard throws so hard, he branded the chest of his own catcher. Maybe we should be taking this Thor thing more literally
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry is a game time decision for the Warriors Game 2 match up with the Rockets. Finally, a problem may be solved for Houston
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman to finally adapt Good Omens as a television series after being given a letter written by Sir Terry Pratchett to be delivered upon Pratchett's demise
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(NHL)
 
 
 
You want hockey? The Blues-Blackhawks, Lightning-Red Wings, Panthers-Islanders and Predators-Ducks matchups today will determine who will get a commanding lead or who can make it a series again. First puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch this high school softball player's utterly mesmerizing behind-the-back bunt. Can she teach a clinic to MLB players?
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Parents asked to be quiet at Norman soccer matches". 'Try to be like the Saxons, dear. They're more civilized'
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If you have a couple hours to waste, you can watch Kyle Busch dominating yet another NASCAR Busch Series race this weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway's Kyle Busch Glider Kits 300, 12:30 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coachella promoter looks to book a bunch of old guys into mega concert, to be called "The Catch Us Before 2016 Does" show
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Watch Game of Thrones' Sophie Turner perform Adele's "Hello" as Jon Snow
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Verizon will let you watch a couple more YouTube videos if you pay for things with your phone
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The 2016 NFL regular-season schedule has been released. The Panthers and Broncos will meet for the opening in a rematch of Super Bowl 50. The games you look forward to discuss to your right, please
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Watching the uncensored version of Robocop next to the overdubbed made for TV version is like taking a strange trip back in time. (Not safe for work language in video)
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Wed April 13, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
As the NBA wraps up, the Golden State Warriors can break the old Chicago Bulls record for wins in a season. Watch live in case Jordan is there to cry for the second time this month, 10:30 pm ET on ESPN
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Can Real Madrid bounce back against Wolfsburg? Can an English team get to the semi-finals? Can anyone stop Barça or Bayern Munich? This is your CHAMPIONS League discussion thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday on FS1 & 2
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pebble Time Smartwatch. What's your favorite smartwatch? (Sponsored Link)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The original Star Wars trilogy will be touring this year -- but there's a catch
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Tue April 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baaaaaywaaaaaaaatch mooooooooovieeeeeeee getsssssssss aaaaaaa "haaaaaaaaaaard" RRRRRRRRRR raaaaaaaatinnnnnnnnnng
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dave UpTheGrove is entering Seattle election race as an environmentalist. Meanwhile, Bill DownTheHatch still can't get off the couch to register on the Fark Ticket
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(Daily Pakistan)
 
 
 
Will the officer please show the court how the grenade works?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Major Tim Peak "catches the dragon" on the ISS. Funny, I didn't even know he liked to chase it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton just recorded the fastest home run trot in Statcast history. Now THAT's how to speed up the game
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tigers fan catches five different foul balls, gives them all to kids. Like Santa Claus, but way cooler
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Final episode of "American Idol" draws 13.3 million viewers. Mostly those who used to watch in the early years just to see if Paula Abdul would make it all the way through the show without falling down
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fans watching baseball on Fox Sports will soon be swamped with campaign ads, as candidates discover no one watches TV news. "Most home team games are the No. 1 prime-time program. Everybody - mothers, fathers, daughters, grandparents - is watching"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Kemp makes a spectacular catch in the sun and then tries to walk on ball three. Well, it was worth a try
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poltical strategist who began 2016 running an anti-Hillary opposition research shop before briefly crewing the SS Jeb Bush, weighs in on a Hillary Trump match-up "Hillary would beat him from jail, That's how unpopular he is"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Republicans reach around to embrace the gay community, the worst blind-dating matchup of all time, and an opportunity to buy an artisanal, hand-crafted, eco-friendly, cruelty free bridge: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/3 - 4/9
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
With the main series ending on a cliffhanger, fans will have to watch the idiot decision making of Travis and Madison. This season is all about boat maintenance and zombies. Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leicester have it easy at The Stadium of Light. Newcastle and Spurs need favors from the Black Cats. The Eagles hope to stay above the relegation fight with Norwich, with a Wednesday match with Everton. it's your weekend EPL thread. Discuss
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you want to buy a treehouse owned by a shaman known as Genesis, all you need to give him is a satchel of lucky crickets, ten silver coins, a spirit bag of lavender, and a $500 donation to the local homeless shelter. Just kidding. It costs $8 mil
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Fri April 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Castaways learn a valuable lesson because they'd watched Gilligan's Island all those years ago
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Watch gay men experience straight sex for the first time wearing virtual reality goggles: "She seems nice. She probably likes salads" (Not safe for work)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are the 15 best digital ad campaigns ever, even though hardly anyone watched them: "With the click-through rate for a digital display ad averaging at just 0.06%, it's fair to say most digital marketing goes over-looked"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
On the Batman Vs Superman hate from critics: "Frankly, if you're a reviewer uninterested in superhero movies, then recuse yourself. Go watch Zootopia again and give it another 99%"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's Friday so welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Have you picked up anything new? This week saw the releases of Enter the Gungeon, 1979 Revolution: Black Friday, as well as patches for MOO etc
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Senators to airline passengers: You know, you're right. Airline seats *are* getting ridiculously cramped. Maybe we should do something. Airlines: My goodness, look at all this money we found. Senators: Actually, scratch that - these seats are great
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Family convinced that their 4-year-old son has renounced terrorism, wants him removed from watch list
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Thu April 07, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Hold me Foster's mate and watch me hand-feed this giant goanna lizard (not safe for work audio)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch's mock draft has Paul Ryan going first
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Libya's Tripoli-based government will "cease operation" and absolve itself of responsibility for the country's fate. Apparently they got the idea after watching elected officials in Flint, Michigan
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"We learned it from watching YOU"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Rogue One trailer to premiere tomorrow morning during a news talk show no one watches. Here's a teaser
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jpop/Metal band Babymetal performed on The Colbert Show last night. Typical reaction: WTF am I watching? Hey this isn't bad. I MUST SELL EVERYTHING I OWN AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE WORLD
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Watch the chaos which ensues when you attempt to divide by zero on a Facit ESA-01 mechanical calculator
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field is the second most expensive park to watch a baseball game. It would be the most expensive but fans get to save cash by not having the option of buying souvenir World Series merchandise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The five biggest takeaways from the Wisconsin Primary. The sixth biggest? Wisconsin is full of trolls who just want to watch the world burn
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
For decades, owner of no-tell motel used hidden cameras to watch guests have sex. He would have gotten away with it if not... wait, he did get away with it?
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls LATTJO batcape because it SKRATSCHES, CHOHKSYA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pakistan catches up to Texas
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Most-watched movie in British history hits screens again for the first time in 100 years and you've never heard of it
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Lesbos to be visited by Pope Francis in what has to be the worst blind-dating matchup of all time
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Cosplay, Benedict Cumberbatch style
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sean Young: Yes, I believe in chemtrails, am an anti-vaxxer, and support a presidential candidate that wants to make Sasquatch a protected species and reveal the government's time travel program, but I am not crazy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we have a Super-Nova tonight? Or will the Tar Heels add more hardware to its trophy case? Where will you watch this epic matchup? It is your 2016 NCAA National Championship game thread, tip-off at 9:19 PM ET on TBS
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not only did the Mets have to watch the Royals raise the championship flag in the season opener, they get to watch the Royals get their World Series rings in game 2
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Good news for people infected with STDs: You can now match with another sexually transmitted infection on Tinder
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Walking Dead showrunner defends season finale cliffhanger: "When they opened up the hatch [on Lost], we had to wait and see who was in the hatch. I liked thinking about that. I liked talking about it" (spoilers)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cruz may think Trump is a ignorant buffoon who is unfit to be a dog catcher, and Trump may call Cruz a loser and a man-whore with an ugly wife, but there is one thing they agree on: John Kasich and how he needs to be kept off the convention ballot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats have 10-point plan to snatch defeat from the mouth of victory
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Sun April 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you want to feel old, here's an article that catches up with "The Bad News Bears" 40 YEARS later
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Undertaker is already walking to the ring to face Shane-O-Mac, Dean Ambrose is preparing to get Borked, and whoever wins between Triple Gagne and Stupid Sexy Roman, we all lose when we watch Wrestlemania 32, live on PPV and WWE Network
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baseball starts today with three games on the schedule. St. Louis at Pittsburgh at 1 pm ET on ESPN, Toronto at Tampa Bay at 4 pm on ESPN2, and a World Series rematch with the Mets at KC at 8:30 pm on ESPN. It's your 2016 MLB Opening Day thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the international break, the EPL weekend kicks off with Villa taking on Chelsea after sacking Remi Garde. Matches to keep in mind are Southampton at Leicester, Spurs at Liverpool, and Newcastle at Norwich
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British police catch serial shoplifter by using the novel technique of ... recognising him
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea apparently has yet to catch on to the fact that phones are cameras as well
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Fri April 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nate Diaz says his rematch with Conor McGregor is happening because his win was an accident
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-U Kidding): The Senate has NEVER held hearings for a Supreme Court Justice so late in a President's term. Historian: Go home, Orrin, you're drunk
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
"Hipster hunters" follow latest hipster trend of locavorism, donning high-end apparel to match task. These are hipsters who hunt animals for locally-sourced food, not people who hunt hipsters for locally-sourced entertainment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ugly? The State Department suggests you watch your back. Your ugly, ugly back
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Five-year-old hockey fan takes a puck to the head, tells ER doctors to hurry it up with the staples so he can catch the end of the game
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you need a second-favorite MLB team this season, here are 5 teams to fall in love with. Like you need an excuse to watch MORE baseball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UFC 200 will be headlined by the match that no one wants to see: McGregor vs. Diaz 2. At 170. Again
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Dating service matches people solely on their odor. All clients listed by rank
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New snaps from Baywatch set show Kelly Rohrbach saving a mother from drowning, apparently by using her boobs as a flotation device
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Melting a Styrofoam cup with acetone is a weird, yet satisfying thing to watch
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, a new "Final Fantasy" movie with Lena Heady, Sean Bean, and Aaron Paul is coming, biatch
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Netflix drops 33% of its films and 26% of its TV shows. Even with cuts they'll still have enough material to satisfy the most radical binge watchers for the next 20 years
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Tue March 29, 2016
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Valve's refusal to perform Customer Service is finally catching up with them
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For Sale: 6 bedroom, 3.5 bath stately colonial designed with all the character and charm of the early 1900s. Includes creepy stalker called "The Watcher" who will ask you to "fill the house with the young blood I requested" (w/pics)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the youngest captain ever to appear on 'Deadliest Catch'. Even at the age of 23 you can guarantee he'll still be crabby to the crew
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry goes back in time to look for help from an arch nemesis, and on iZombie, Liv eats a stripper's brain (CW @ 8:00). On Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a radical group called the Watchdogs plan to eliminate the Inhumans (ABC @ 9:00)
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
I don't wanna say it's a must win, but it's kind of a must win. USA vs Guatemala World Cup Qualifier at 7:25 EDT. A whole mess of other CONCACAF matches as well
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Watching others play FIFA is now a thing, to the point where it's a viable career for some
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's how to do a simple seismic noise test of your house's foundation to see how earthquake-proof you really are. Remember everything is sinusoidal and matching frequencies cause resonance so simulate with finite differences
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents accused Britain's Channel 5 of "traumatizing children" by airing Watership Down on Easter. "We thought we were watching a fun kid's movie about rabbits. They started killing each other." Good thing they didn't stay up for Night of the Lepus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In the NS Sherlock department, watching reality TV makes you an ego-centric a-hole
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching the NCAA playoffs, oil has quietly risen to almost $40 a barrel, its largest monthly gain in almost a year
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson passed out after watching daughter in raunchy cabaret show. Guess she's not that hot to him when she's scantily-clad like that ....Yes Subby is having a seat
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Geno Auriemma reacts to Dan "CHB" Shaughnessy hot tweet that watching UConn women crush opponents by 60 points every game is bad for the sport. "There are a lot better writers than Dan Shaughnessy. But that doesn't mean he's bad for the game"
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Sun March 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese authorities issued an advisory on "the right way to watch Korean dramas." Apparently Chinese citizens were in danger of watching while sitting upside down backwards or something
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If going to the track to watch the horses run just isn't your thing, maybe you should try going to the track to watch the camels, ostriches, and zebras run
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays our trusty mail couriers, the weather is no match for plainclothes NYPD cops
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good, it's about time. Using DNA matching to crack down on people who leave dog poop all over the place is just what society needs. These people are just as nasty as cigarette flickers ... just vile
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo police unveil dangerously furry uniformed dog-woman anime mascot who urges citizens to watch out for crimes and report them on new police app
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann found out that the world has built a few new bridges in his absence, grabs his matchbook
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Swedish cat cares for a pair of newly hatched chicks, proving once again that a mother's love knows no bounds, especially on Caturday
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Fri March 25, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything" - Ted Cruz just snatched Louisiana's delegate slate away from Trump
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Watch WSB TV's Mark Arum give a fantastic Phife Dawg tribute. During his traffic report
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need to help somebody, when the edge of surrender's in sight. After seeing these Kelly Rohrbach new Baywatch pics, I won't let them out of my sight
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
How to tell your vote might have been suppressed: A) The votes tallied match polls exactly. B) Your usual polling location was changed/removed. C) The governor and mayor ask the DOJ to investigate. Or D) All of the above
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In the worst remake of "Catch Me If You Can," JetBlue flight attendant who ditched 70lbs of cocaine and her Guccis at LAX security screening has been arrested at JFK
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Wed March 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it is like inside of the head of a Brony? It is like watching the best part of every episode of MLP in 13 minutes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Brussels bombings was US teen's third terrorist attack. Maybe someone should be watching this kid a little closer
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA is launching a Atlas V Cygnus supply rocket tonight that they hope will catch fire after delivery (in a controlled manner). Coverage starts at 10pm EDT with a launch window at 11:05pm EDT or so
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Watching every version of Batman in film from the beginning to today proves on thing: punching criminals in the face never gets old
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Zedd calls Diplo a "jealous little biatch" in online argument clash over M&Ms advertisement. I know what M&Ms are but the other proper names confuse and bewilder me
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bald eagles hatch at National Arboretum, immediately cry red white and blue tears and shiat freedom sparkles as the American flag waves in the background
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Dish unveils "sports bar" mode to let subscribers with Hopper 3 DVRs watch four different games at once. Bring your own peanuts and drunken unsupported sports opinions
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Watch Rory McIlroy sink his long putts in the 18th hole (safe for work)
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Huddersfield Highlander discovers samurai sword no match for police taser
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Watching Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder testify before Congress about the Flint water crisis was, for all the world, like watching everyone trying to explain what happened to New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Your trailer park door you should latch it, when a violent itch he would scratch it. He has a short fuse and threatens abuse by putting to use his new hatchet
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Watch a fast attack submarine break through thick arctic ice. It's scary cool
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists in the middle of a horror film watching binge calculate it would only take a vampire 6.4 minutes to drain you of all your blood. That sucks
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Flint burglary where water files stored 'an inside job,' police chief says. Hey has "Watergate" been used for a political scandal yet? It's kinda catchy
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
For the last 15 of you that aren't watching the NCAA games, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. No brackets, but we might throw the winners into cages like soft, pale gladiators
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching a male seahorse birth 2,000 babies is both riveting and unsettling
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
New International Space Station crew set to lift off from the Baikonur Cosmodrome. Watch it live here. Launches @ 5:26 pm ET
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Did you see it? Watch it again
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Could Apple's iWatch detect a stroke? Well, it probably depends on if it was on the dominant wrist
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Yes JFK Flight Tower, this is American Airlines Flight 4233 from Raleigh-Durham and we're coming in "electric." Can we have a runway boogie boogie?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury in Gawker trial won't have to watch the full Hulk Hogan sex tape, just the five minutes or so it takes for all the jurors to finish
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak finally realizes what Apples business plan is... "Twenty watches from $500 to $1100. The band's the only difference?"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Into the second half of the second leg, PSV travel to Atlético and Kiev head to Manchester, Arsenal hope to rebound in Barcelona and Juventus head to Munich. This is the UCL discussion thread. Matches start at 3:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors baffled by a girl that bleeds from her eyes, ears and nose every day. Current hypothesis is it has something to do with watching more than five minutes of the GOP debates
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch Gov. Rick Snyder testify at Flint water congressional hearings, Thursday at 9:00am
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Watching Ted Cruz speak in any capacity isn't pleasant, but as soon you notice this one odd, slightly nauseating little tic, watching Ted Cruz speak gets so, so much worse
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Q: How many amazing plays does it take the Dodgers to retire three batters in the first inning? A: Pick-off, diving stop, awesome scoop, diving catch
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Denver police should not punch suspects to retrieve drugs from their mouth, says watchdog group
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy morning, the whole world keeps turning, you're sitting here, watching curling and oh hey, it's time for Fark's Writers Thread
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
♫ Yo watch out for these wandering men, they challenge you to rap battles here and again ♫
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Would you pay $50 to watch a Hollywood blockbuster at home the day it's released to theaters? The guy who found out that you'd pay $11 a person three times to watch people walk to Mordor for hours thinks so
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hate on Blizzard all you want, but they're still patching 16 year old games
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams begs people not to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens on their mobiles
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Watch Neil Patrick Harris argue, unconvincingly, that Heineken Light is the official beer of St. Patrick's Day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since today is Pi Day and Thursday is St. Patrick's Day, let's watch some Irish people try American pies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip of the day: Don't bring a hatchet to a gun fight
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lazy Sunday movie day. What is one of you favorite '80s cheesy movies to watch? Think Legend of Billie Jean or Over the Top
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After you've had your fill of corn and IRL racing action, it's time to watch the "stock" cars race as the NASCAR Sprint Cup series heads to Happy Harvick's House in Phoenix for the Good Sam 500k, 3:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Local tourism group enthusiastically designs billboard showing angler catching huge largemouth bass on a lure. But billboard is advertisement for Montana's Bitterroot River, where no bass live and fly fishing is nigh on religion. Sh*tstorm ensues
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Sat March 12, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple Gagne decide to drop the belt so we have a Wrestlemania main event worth watching, or will he have his shovel ready to bury Ambrose? Find out on WWE Roadblock, live at 8 PM EST on the WWE Network
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The latest from the land of NOPE: A palm-sized spider that can swim and catch fish
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Fri March 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired of watching NBA players making half-court shots? How about a PGA star sinking one using a golf ball and a pitching wedge?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
11 moments from last night for those of us who just can't stomach watching two brain-damaged cats, a robot cat and an old grumpy cat, knife fight in a dumpster fire as it careens off a cliff anymore
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Thu March 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watching Tuesday's solar eclipse from a plane is wonderfully apocalyptic
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Wed March 09, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Megachurch shutting down after members catch on that they've been tithing to a megachurch. Just kidding, it's because a woman ascended to pastor, which some members considered an insult to Jesus and thus broke away to form their own church
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fishermen off the coast of Newfoundland catch unknown creature tha--OH GOD, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE AND STOMP OUT THE ASHES
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a moose casually shed a 20-pound antler. No pain, all gain
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Sadder still to watch it die than never to have known it". Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson confirms that the band will not be touring again
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Tue March 08, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Happy retirement to Leslie Shook, otherwise known as "biatchin Betty", the voice of Boeing F-18s who has warned numerous pilots to pull up, pull up, roll right, roll right
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's Legislature preparing to make "hold my beer and watch this" explicitly legal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali's Parkinson's disease so bad that he is confined to a chair where he watches his old fights on TV all day; could still beat anyone in the current heavyweight division
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Rhode Island agency raised the $75 million Curt Schilling's video game company needed, gave the company $50 million, kept $25 million for itself, watched the company go under for lack of funds, and is now facing fraud charges from the SEC
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Some Bracket Buster)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Impending madness edition
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Edith call Mary a biatch a dozen more times? Can Thomas remember it's down the road, not across the street? Is Lord Grantham's alien finally going to burst through his chest on the final episode of Downton Abbey? 9 PM ET on PBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chase Utley catches a break from MLB
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(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Holly Holm's unexpected loss to Miesha Tate suddenly changes the Ronda Rousey rematch. Ain't that a kick in the head
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Sat March 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For Bud Collins, it's game, set, match
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A fisherman's foot was impaled after an aggressive sea lion snatched most of a large halibut away from him. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It never takes the police long to catch a doughnut thief
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Canada's new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau admittedly doesn't read newspapers or watch the news on television but he thinks Americans need to pay more attention to the world
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Did you buy one of those $17 smartwatches off of eBay? Criminals in China would like to thank you for all of your information
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Kill Command explores what happens when state of the art warfare machines go all Skynet on a group of hard nosed soldiers. I don't know about you, but after watching this trailer I'm never using Siri again
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Twelve games in the NHL tonight feature rematches from the '87, '93, '96 & 2010 Cup finals, starting with the B'hawks @ Boston @ 7:00 EST and ending with the Habs @ LA at 7:30 PST
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
The Hoff returns to The Rock's Baywatch: "I was born ready for this"
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Fake police trooper calls dispatch after the stripper he tried to pull over flees, tells the police that he's an off-grid trooper and was armed with "hands and feet that are registered"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mumsnet wants you to sign a petition banning a mannequin from a watch shop window. Seems pretty silly - how bad can it... I'll be in my bunk
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We can play if we want to, we can stick it up our nose, cause your mom won't watch and if she don't watch, well she's no mom of yours - ss-aa-ff-ee-tt-yy safety pin, it's the safety pin
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder says there is no winning anymore for Superman. Superman fans knew that after watching Snyder's "Man of Suck"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nothing adorable about watching 18 puppies wake up from a nap. Nope not adorable at all
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: Look, the real reason why Trump didn't denounce the KKK was because he's just inexperienced in expressing himself. What are you doing? Stop laughing, this is serious
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie is well past "Tis but a scratch" and "HAVE AT YOU", just zoomed past "Just a flesh wound", and will soon be issuing the customary "Right - I'll do you for that" statement
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
And the quadrennial tradition of Karl Rove getting biatchslapped by reality live on Fox News continues
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Tue March 01, 2016
(BNO News)
 
 
 
[scratchy modem noises] Goodbye
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
NH Union Leader apologizes for endorsing Christie: "Watching him kiss the Donald's ring this weekend.......demonstrated how wrong we were"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I don't know if this car commercial terrifies me because it was directed by horror master Sam Raimi or that someone may actually buy a Chevrolet after watching it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP civil war watch continues as Speaker Paul Ryan tries to get Trump to STFU by saying "This party does not prey on people's prejudices." That's the joke
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Clear Channel America, billboards watch you
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Fox)
 
 
 
After Fox and Scully kept the timeslot warm, Jim Gordon watches his city enter a deep freeze with a bunch on non-Khan wrathy villains ready to take over. "Gotham" returns for the spring half-season, 8 PM EST on Fox
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"NCIS" renewed for two more seasons of being the show that just happens to still be playing on the TV after your grandpa falls asleep watching "Jeopardy"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's helpful tip from the Detroit Free Press: Watch your child for signs of lead exposure as they grow
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Exhibit A why people hate politicians these days: NJ Gov. Chris Christie, who spent seven months explaining to anyone who would listen why Trump wasn't fit to be dogcatcher, much less president, and then endorsed him after dropping out of the race
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$10 will buy you a building lot in Manitoba. The only catch is you have to build a house on it and live in Manitoba
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch this rockslide...I mean landslide...I meaHOLY FARK RUN (foul language warning)
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Psst. While you guys were all watching the debates, Vermont quietly legalized pot
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(Some Cetacean Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these whale watchers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Attn: We have found the perfect job for Farkers. It involves nothing more than watching television and making notes (and recordings) of all sexual and inappropriate activities. Apply now to the Parents Television Council
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: a double week of EPL matches, including the Bournemouth gynecologists at the Watford Long John Silver impersonators. The penguin atop your television set explodes at 7:45 am EST. Nobody wants an argument
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man attempts to foil purse snatcher, discovers life isn't the movies
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Sat February 27, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Person on payroll of pothole patching producer patches potholes in pavement preceding private parkway to pad. Public paper pushers prefer pitch, propose pointless and petty procedures
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Fri February 26, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Customs agents snatch woman with half pound of coke
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Hey American Humane Association, you know how I know you didn't watch the entire movie?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This is Marlin Perkins. Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Let's watch while Jim attempts to subdue and tag the elusive bikestealingus scumbagae. Watch out Jim, those teeth are sharp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump claims Mitt Romney was one of the dumbest and worst Republican candidates. Proving Trump has not watched this year's debates
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful scratch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good News: We may not have to suffer all summer to watch the GOP implode. Bad News: Trump locks up the nomination in less than 2 months
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Tue February 23, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Batman fan welcomes you to his batcave bedroom after he spent 18 months making it creepy cool
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study touting the health benefits of Weight Watchers happens to be funded by Weight Watchers. Ooops
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We poured buckets of BP oil-settlement money on a bunch of southern state legislators, and didn't watch them too carefully. Let's see how much of it actually went to environmental needs
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People who are more self-aware are less likely to eat an entire cheesecake while binge watching House of Cards
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
A police car is NOT the place to watch porn and rub one out, officer Hardin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The big lesson learned by the Idaho militiamen after a twelve-year-old girl was shot in the stomach at a meeting? "Watch your barrel discipline"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian correspondent was granted a tour of Gitmo prison. A peek inside the library shows about 35K items available, from Harry Potter novels to men's health & fitness magazines, to a scratched-out copy of Barack Obama's The Audacity of Hope
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Mulder's missing, Joel McHale is back, and Scully remembers she's had alien DNA in her since 1994. It's time to ratchet up the crazy to 11 one more time as The X-Files 10th season comes to a close with "My Struggle II", 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends to Newt Gingrich: How did Donald Trump become the runaway GOP winner? Newt Gingrich to Fox & Friends: You, Dad. They learned it by watching you
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(Echo News (UK))
 
 
 
Arm-wrestling champion beats off a would-be snatcher
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of hipster 'Maker' Culture? Watch this video manifesto from a creative force. Then raise your glass
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eight matches from now until Monday. Five lower league teams are still in it. It's the FA Cup 5th round. Matches kick off at 7:45 am EST on Sat, 9:00 am Sunday, and a Monday match at 2:45 featuring Man United at Shrewsbury. Discuss and enjoy
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Best running commentary of a crazy kickboxing match that you'll see today. (Not safe for work language)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Matchbox 20 frontman Rob Thomas, trying to revive career in Australia, commits Michael Richards-esque career suicide with some ill-considered comic banter from Rod Laver Arena stage
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr's score total finally catches up to his age
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Sat February 20, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"Certified" pre-owned Mercedes turns into "certified" pile of smoldering metal after 200 point inspection evidently did not include repairs required by manufacturer's recall. "I didn't expect the car would catch on fire or, even less, explode"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesper the cat likes to go skiing, pigeon-watching in public squares and visiting TV show sets. He does not like taking baths though, especially on Caturday
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Fri February 19, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Rangers catcher Chris Gimenez gets ready for new baseball season the usual way: chilling with wife and kids, strength training, narrowly avoiding decapitation in traffic, improved diet
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You'll be mesmerized after watching ice stacking up on Lake Superior. Yes it's a slow news day
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Drifting a car requires skill, lightning fast reflexes, and intimate knowledge of your vehicle to pull off just right. Now let's watch people fark it up
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(Salon)
 
 
 
For the first time since firing Norm MacDonald, Weekend Update has become unwatchable
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anti-gay group hatches a cunning plan. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu February 18, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elementary algebraic equation using different fruit is making the internet go bananas and leaving many participants scratching their heads (The answer is in the article, and it's NOT 16)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Cabbage Patch Kids are making a comeback, only creepier
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former Penn State wide receiver Allen Robinson got a tattoo commemorating a famous catch he made there. The Michigan defensive back involved has a problem with this
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the round of 16 begins this week with Zenit at Benfica, Chelsea at PSG, Wolfsburg at Gent, and Real Madrid at Roma. Matches kick off at 2:45 EST on Fox Sports. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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Wed February 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Cruz run out on stage and demand Rubio answer only in Spanish? Will Trump pull a Kanye - he's gonna let Bush finish, but his brother oversaw the worst terrorist attack ever? Will people still be watching for Kasich? Here's your Town Hall thread
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this kitten is watching
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Contract dispute between Comcast and YES Network leaves 900,000 Yankees fans unable to watch their team suck
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dad was gone only two hours before returning home to find his 24-year-old daughter naked and passed out from swilling Capt. Morgan, with the 2-year-old she was supposed to watch playing beside her. Bonus: McKayla Maroney mug shot
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And now for tonight's traffic report: Traffic is very light tonight with no major problems...but you should watch out for the 25-foot long Triceratops. If you see it, you must go faster, must go faster"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Missed the Grammys? Watch all the awards in two minutes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To avoid catching the flu from all their patients with the flu, doctors gargle with lemon water, drink lavender tea, and stuff garlic cloves under the armpits. Just kidding. They get flu shots like normal people
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Mon February 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Kendric Lamar make history with a win? Is there any reason to watch other than the Bowie & Frey tributes? It's time to reflect on the sad state of the music industry once again; it's your Grammy Awards Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on CBS
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Now would be the time to buy an Apple Watch, as retailers are marking them down by as much as 30% in anticipation of Apple Watch 2 ... which no one really seems excited about, either
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Sat February 13, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest business on Valentine's Day? Catching cheaters
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When being watched by the police it might be a good idea to leave your 1.5 lbs of heroin, $20,000 cash and guns at home
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Football's done, pitchers & catchers are 6 weeks out, basketball is All Star weekending, and It's too cold to do anything outside. You should watch Hockey, here is it's thread. 10 games today, various starts from 1pm ET through 'til 10:30pm ET
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this birdwatcher
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Noted deep thinker Franklin Graham hatches cunning plan to stamp out LGBT rights, one small town at a time
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Looking for a cozy abode in London? Well if you've got $34,650,360, you can snatch up this freshly renovated 13,154-square-foot home where Bowie, Pink Floyd and The Smiths all recorded in when it was Mayfair Recording Studios
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Thu February 11, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: Cryoseism (aka frostquake) watch issued for Toronto area
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Watch an F/A-18 Super Hornet launch from the USS Harry S. Truman in 360-degree video
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Wait until this broadcaster hears about authentic Saskatchewan seal skin bindings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever watch one of those prison shows and think, "Gosh I wish I could be there, that looks like fun"? If yes, then A&E has the show for you
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(Something Cupid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Love is in the air edition
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you are an Aussie, be ready to pay a tax for watching streaming videos
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Wed February 10, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Barber gives fade, catches fade
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
In case you feared Ethan Couch might be coddled in adult jail, rest assured; they make him watch Richard Simmons exercise videos while in solitary
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Watching porn to save the whales is a thing now
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Coping with declining crab catches, a Florida man resorts to unconventional bait
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
TV presenter comes face to face with his doppelganger. Fark: In a Crimewatch mugshot
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Museum unexpectedly catches a mouse with 155-year-old mouse trap on display
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Tue February 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The FA Cup has ties to resolve. First, Liverpool head to the Boleyn Ground to face West Ham. Second, Peterborough of League 1 take on struggling Premier League team West Brom. Matches start at 2:45 EST Tuesday and Wednesday, respectively
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nikkei index drops -5.6% as Japanese investors refuse to catch falling letter opener
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal court to Texas: "Learn the Constitution, you biatches"
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Mon February 08, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man interrupted from watching 'Hail, Caesar' as theater is evacuated over a threat, marking the first case in which a man is saved from a bomb by a bomb
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
No towels in your hotel room? No need to wait an hour for the desk clerk to stop watching TV...now you can wait for a robot
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Sun February 07, 2016
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers report to Arizona and Florida on February 17... unless you're a Minnesota Twin, in which case you're due in Sydney, Australia on Thursday for World Baseball Classic qualifying
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
EPL action starts with the top two teams in the table. On the flip side, Norwich take on Villa. On Sunday, Chelsea host Man Utd. Also, the FFPL starts their competition for the Pratchett Shield. Matches start 7:45 am EST Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Sat February 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Update your will. Step 2: Buy case of scotch. Step 3: Tune to ABC. It's how to watch the GOP debate tonight at 8PM Eastern
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's the obligatory "Nine Reasons The Super Bowl Sucks" article to get you in the mood to watch football
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada, and there's an app for that, or you could hang here for Hockey Day in Farkistan and catch up on *all* the NHL hockey. First pucks drop at 1 pm ET, last at 10 pm ET, 12 games all in. GAME ONNN
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Linus has sailed off to that eternally sincere pumpkin patch in the sky. Goodnight Sweet Babboo
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Watch as the oil companies try to convince you that cheap oil is bad for the economy
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's now a Simpsons search engine which will match any quote to a screencap of the scene it came from. Behold the Frinkiac
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In most countries, stores would stop selling faulty-deep fryers and self-igniting matches after the first few reports of blinded employees and customers with holes burned in their legs. Not in Australia, though
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As a skier watch that first cut and turn, it could end up being a terrifying 1,000-foot tumble down a mountain. Lucky for this bad ass woman, she survived
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Thu February 04, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Hillary shed a tear? Will Bernie cower in fear? Will people remember to watch this time? THIS is your Democratic Debate thread (Debate starts at 9pm)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
LIve like a king in your own castle for just $19,000? What's the catch?
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Wed February 03, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The 20 highest-rated shows on Netflix show you're not alone in your binge-watching. Now pass me the tub of Ben & Jerrys
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