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Mon March 27, 2017
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If your cat was a real person what would they be like? Mine would be a gossipy, stuck up, pill popping little biatch. What would yours be?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"How far along has The Walking Dead really progressed this season? We've spent far too long watching these characters search for guns." And that is, perhaps, what is at season seven's core as this recap for "Something They Need" shows
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After watching Bannon crap the bed on health care and the travel ban, Trump puts son-in-law Kushner in charge of infrastructure, foreign policy, tax policy, administrative reform and whatever else he feels like
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hold my beer and watch this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Priebus: Trump had no idea whatsoever that Judge Pirro was going to say all of those nasty things about Paul Ryan when he urged everyone to watch her show on Saturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Earlier today, Trump went on Twitter to tell his cultish followers to tune in to Fox News and watch Judge Jeanine. Those who did saw her channel her inner Trump and demand Paul Ryan step down as Speaker of the House
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 22 with a rematch of the bizarre title fight between Tonya Evinger and Yana Kunitskaya. Also current atomweight champ Ayaka Hamasaki vs former stawweight champ Livia Souza. Fight start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The best movies and television shows coming to Netflix in April so you know what to watch after binge-watching the new season of MST3K
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Arkansas reconsiders giving drunken sports fans guns, or as Andy Griffin would say, "Sometimes even a blind squirrel can catch a peacock"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge in Virginia sides with Pres. Trump. Judges will now face one another in a cage match; travel ban status to be determined by two falls, two submissions, or by a knockout
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The businessman president, who sold himself to tens of millions of disillusioned voters last year as the outsider who could tame a broken capital, ended his first confrontation with lawmakers overmatched, outmaneuvered and ultimately empty-handed"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Will the hex be on the USMNT as they have another not really a must win but yes a must win match? Will Honduras spoil Bruce Arena's night? Does anyone really want to go to Russia for the 2018 World Cup? It all happens tonight 10:30 PM EDT on FS1
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby is bored and watching Regular Car Reviews. Post a philosophical review of your car. Link goes to example
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Trumpcare debate and vote at 3:30 EST. Watch it become Failcare
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Chicago will lose $17 million in revenue by delaying their red light cameras by two tenths of a second. Actually, they could slow their cameras by 20 minutes and still catch red light runners stuck in the intersection
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS announces renewals of a dozen shows, in case you're wondering what will still be playing on your grandpa's TV when he dozes off watching Jeopardy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
With the new Power Rangers reboot let's catch up with the 5 original actors from the 1990's
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy is watching Sean Spicer pontificate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Smug Watch alert: "Liberals think it's okay to hate us"
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mars Rover needs a tire change, scratch behind the ear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do people keep telling you how much you look like Alexander the Great? No? Well, upload your head shot here and you may find your historic match, if it exists amongst the world's great statues
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
It's time to Mac America Saucy Again. McDonald's is selling Big Mac sauce as well as Filet-O-Fish, and McChicken sauces in grocery stores There's just one catch. Only in Canada
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Theater provides "barf bags" for viewers who decide to watch the French cannibal horror movie Raw
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kanye West just can't seem to catch a break
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Japanese wrestling has its own Donald Trump storyline, and it is getting extremely weird (trigger warning: "Anal Explosion Death Match")
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea says it's not afraid of US strike in statement describing their 'treasured sword of justice,' simultaneously ratcheting up the tension and giving World of Warcraft players a new reason to invade
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for eight years; for our anniversary, he wants us to get matching tattoos. However, I want a divorce but am not financially independent. I've made one stupid decision; how do I avoid making another?"
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Mon March 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Comey testified before Congress today. For in depth analysis, let's watch Rachel Maddow together at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
How the long awaited rematch between Obi-Wan and Darth Maul on Star Wars Rebels was "beyond a lightsaber fight" (major spoilers from latest episode)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In extremely polite Diplo-speak, China, through its state-run Media is basically saying they made Secretary of State Tillerson and the US their biatches during his visit this weekend
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Jowy and Shrub probably won't have another slap fight since EVERYTHING'S GREAT, and this just may be the week segments catch on in a flash when the NASCAR Monster Mash Cup Series is in Phoenix for the Camping World 500, 3 PM EDT on Fox
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We conclude the first weekend with a rematch of the 2013 National Championship game, MSU-Kansas, two USCs, and Duke still sucks. It's your NCAA Second Round thread, Day Two. Tip-off is at 12:10 PM EDT
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Some ULA SpaceGuy)
 
 
 
ULA's launch of a DeltaIV from the Cape is a GO tonight with the ninth of ten Wideband Global SATCOM satellites in the warfighter communication network... Launch window opens at 7:44pm ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
With Shrub still nursing his boo boo from last week, maybe the NASCAR Xfinity Series race at Phoenix will be worth watching when they fire the engines for the DC Cab 200 at 3:30 PM EDT on Fox (because they must have run out of infomercials)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Wings/Avs kick off the day @ 1 PM EDT almost 10 years to the day after one of the most famous brawls in NHL history. Then HNiC features an Original Six matchup w/ 'Hawks/Leafs @ 7 PM. It ends in Cali w/ Sharks/Ducks @ 10:30 PM. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pentagon asks workers to not watch March Madness at work as streaming eats up too much bandwidth. Which is scary to know that our nation's security rests on a system that is run through Verizon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round of the NCAA Tournament begins. Is your bracket still looking good? Will we see any big upsets unlike the first round? What games will you be watching? Everything gets underway at 12:10 PM EDT, so let's have some fun, shall we?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a baby hippo enjoy hose play. None of those words are euphemisms
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
St. Vincent, John Legend, and Zach Galifianakis team up to create musical abortion, wait scratch that, music for abortion
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Now watch and learn. I'm only going to do this..." *ka-BLAMMO*
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixties pop star Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers collapses onstage four years after his last heart operation. Maybe doctors should put one of those whatchamacallits in his chest
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Yikes My microwave is watching me...defrost the chicken." Kellyanne Conway sheds light on how our household appliances know everything we do
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Cincinnati restaurant owner will buy every Northern Kentucky undergrad a free steak. But there's just one catch - Northern Kentucky needs to beat Kentucky on Friday
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Wed March 15, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why you seem to remember your old scratchy LPs sounding better than the nice new digital remasters you replaced them with? You're not imagining things
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT: Dammit, Maddow, what's with the whole "educating your viewers to catch them up to speed on why all of this shiat matters in the end" thing? Why didn't you just do an hour dissecting the stupid returns, dammit. GAWD. *punts puppy*
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Alaska: watch out for grumpy moose. "It pulled its nose out of the bucket, looked at her, reared back and kicked her right in the noggin"
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Tue March 14, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Giving Florida Man a run for his money, Minnesota Man launches his car over 200ft of open water, lands on ice, then wades ashore and wanders into random houses to watch TV
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Microwave catches Paul Ryan throwing Trump under the bus
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This sheriff gives a spin on crime-fighting with 'Wheel of Fugitives' videos to catch their most wanted and it seems to be working
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Frank Frazetta? Here, take this pamphlet full of monsters and awesome barbarian stuff and watch this video so you can learn more about this awesome guy
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(athenaInsight)
 
 
 
You could just watch the NCAA tournament at work like everyone else, or you could get a vasectomy to watch it. Either way
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bimblytick Rumblethatch will learn How to Stop Time
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Mon March 13, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In addition to the firing of Preet Bharara, what else will be the big story tonight - FL investigation of Bannon? TX getting slapped on redistricting? Let's watch The Rachel Maddow Show live, at 9 PM EDT and talk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All in one article, we learn Steve Bannon dodged state taxes by pretending to live in Florida; his Breitbart salary; and his ex-wife's drug dealing boyfriend never watched Breaking Bad. Shoulda checked for 'HDPE' on the tub before dissolving a body
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Man gets hit by car, throws his watch at another car and causes £250 worth of damage by kicking it, then simulates a sex act in front of the cars' female passenger. Choose your ending: A) Ta-Da, B)The Aristocrats, or C)Then it gets weird
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's something about watching nature documentaries that make you happy and it has nothing to do with all the weed you're smoking
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
Video
 
High school basketball coach's young son notices mascot sitting alone and sad atop the bleachers, watching his team lose. Sometimes you just gotta go in and hug a sad bear
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After Barcelona's thrilling comeback win against Paris SG, a petition has been started for a replay match due to refereeing issues. FARK: petition started by a Real Madrid fan
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
If more people had watched the campy '90s science fiction blockbuster "Starship Troopers," we could have prevented the rise of fascism in America
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey Rocky: Watch me win this snowboard race. Nuthin' up my sleeve--PRESTO
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brownback catches last chopper outta Saigon... er... Kansas
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Fri March 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
174 year-old Senator Orrin Hatch (R-eally Old) announces he will run for another term of office so he can shout more crazy things at cameras
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Hey, let's stop by the side of the road and watch the grass fire-" *BANG* (Yep, video)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
National Security advisers are bracing for this weekend's Trump Tweetstorm so they can manage the fallout from his rage. So just remember your tax dollars are being used to prevent wars starting because the president is biatching on social media
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Thu March 09, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
It's not too often that you can pick up a first round pick pro bowl quarterback as a free agent but the Saskatchewan Roughriders have done it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men pretending to be women online watch porn on phones more often than men who are just logged in as themselves
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyer's pants catch on fire during closing arguments while defending his client in an arson case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If we can write a chatbot to fight parking tickets for techbros in SF, why not write one to generate asylum applications for refugees and match them up with countries that are likely to accept them?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Troubled Littoral Combat Ship fires vertically-launched hellfire missile, surprising many with the hellfire's adaptability and the fact that the LCS didn't crack in half, run aground or catch fire during the exercise
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After losing the first match 0-4, Barcelona beats PSG 6-1 to move on in Champions League. Golden State Warriors and Atlanta Falcons seen hugging PSG players, knowing that feel, bro
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Comet TV)
 
 
 
The first scenes from "The Last Jedi" have been made public. The catch: at a Disney shareholders' meeting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Watchdog group claims that Carl Icahn is lobbying Trump, even though he isn't a registered lobbyist. Icahn: I can do what I want
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sure you might have to wait four years for the entire Trump Administration to die ... or you can watch it die now on a 'Last Man On Earth' episode
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The guy in charge of getting Trump surrogates interviewed by the various news outlets is so bad at his job that he recently got into a screaming match with the booker from FOX NEWS
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ Bad Boys 3 Bad Boys 3, whatcha gonna do when your director drops out on you? ♬ ♬
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother was married to an absolute biatch; he had an affair, tried to work it out, and filed for divorce. He and the other woman are engaged. My mother hates her and banned her from events. Everyone else loves her. What do we do?"
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA cat is in your TV, watching you masturbate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nike unveils Pro Hijab for Muslim female athletes. No plans yet for Catholic clothing, but if the Pro Hijab catches on, they could make it a habit
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(ACC Tournament)
 
 
 
I'm spending this afternoon watching NC State Vs Clemson from the cozy confines of Player's Retreat. If you've ever been to Raleigh, you know how special that is. How are you kicking off March Madness?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Harvard grad and Constitutional lawyer who clerked for the Supreme Court on Trump's wiretap tweets: "Yeah, he pretty much stepped on his own dick big league, and should be shiatcanned." Well, he said it a little more eloquently, but you get the idea
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Watch Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, and George Martin deconstruct "Tomorrow Never Knows" in this unseen footage from the mid 1990s
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
CPSC rules that Dish Network techs should not upsell TV service while fixing your Samsung washer. In other news, apparently Dish Network techs are being dispatched to fix Samsung washers
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How is Seth Rollins' rehabilitation progressing? Can Rich Swann dethrone Neville? How will Stephanie McMahon address the controversy over the Women's Title match at Fastlane? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC)
 
 
 
It's night 4 of the 'Blind Auditions' on The Voice. Will any country singers pick someone besides Blake? Can Adam get over his snit from last week? Watch tonight at 8:00pm EST on NBC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yankees catcher Kyle Higashioka learns his ancestral language to better communicate with ace pitcher Masahiro Tanaka. Still can't make sense of anything Yogi Berra ever said
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanks to technology, an 11-year-old blind girl watches her first hockey game live. Super Cool: Her team, Calgary Flames, wins 5-2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Happiness is not a default state. News: Science may finally be catching on that depression is a default state for those with an IQ higher than a rock
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Spicer get his wires tapped by the press corps at 1:30 EST(audio only today)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Electronics designer creates a smartwatch that runs Windows 98 ... complete with Flying Windows screensaver
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Watch the liberals. Listen to what they say, because their lies and their slanders are a road map to their plans for the future
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks opted not to play any music, video or entertainment over the first half of Sunday's game so fans could "experience the game in its purest form." Unfortunately the experiment failed, as fans were still watching the New York Knicks
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russia wants to make soccer hooligan brawling an official sport even though it's already the only reason to watch a soccer match
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Statcast, having brute-forced its way into baseball statistics with countless metrics covering pitching, hitting, and fielding in exhaustive detail, hauls out top data gurus to introduce new stats that will go down with fans like chocolate ice cream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adults who eat home-cooked food and don't watch TV during meals are less likely to be obese. Which is good news for all three of those people
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"I thought she was texting and driving, so I stopped and was watching her to see what she was doing and she looked up, made eye contact and she actually mouthed the words, 'Help me,'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The beginning skirmishes of the looming battle are breaking out in California. Bonus: the police just watched
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Sat March 04, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 209, Tyron Woodley vs Steven "Wonderboy" Thompson in a rematch for the welterweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I've been drinking since last night. What? Why yes, I'm a Fark mod, how did you know? Oh, you think you can play catch up? Go ahead and try me. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chargers implement new policy cracking down on season ticket holders reselling their tickets. They want to encourage people to watch them play ... at the Stubhub Center
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Fri March 03, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
'Tammy & the T-Rex': Paul Walker & Denise Richards' 1994 tour de force about a girl in love with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex containing her boyfriend's brain. Watch the trailer, stay for the entire film
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Watchdog groups: Trump team helped themselves to alt-legal campaign contributions after the election
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets prospect Luis Guillorme catches a bat that flew into the dugout like it was no big deal. Fark: His scouting report already says he has "the fastest hands in the system"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Drone drone drone of the Army, friend to you and me. Watch out for that *smash* tree
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
The Cure's Robert Smith promises to release 7 things this decade, but hasn't yet. Probably too busy preparing for rematch with Mecha-Streisand
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News was the most-watched cable network for Trump's State of The Confederacy speech
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Duke sucks. Harvard watches it
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Wed March 01, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
How many episodes of a TV show to you watch before you decide to bail on it? I'm in the middle of the third episode of Mad Men, supposedly one of the greatest shows of all time, and I am not finding it gripping. Do I need to hang in there?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's first address to congress was watched by three billion people, more than any other American President before him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a lad from Peno, who once shot a man in Reno, to watch him die, and now he fries, I have a hankering for...fish? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Backed into a corner" edition
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
They'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dumb watchdog. SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Patchwork regional attempts at trying to stop climate change are a waste of effort. Just accept that lower Manhattan is going to look like Venice within your childrens' lifetimes
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
With price of available Cubs spring-training tickets matching or exceeding price of Cubs regular-season tickets at Wrigley, one diehard Cub fan couple is asked what price point would keep them from coming. Reply: "There isn't one"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're a trucker driving to visit President Trump with "bombs," it's easy to catch you if you call 911 to announce your plan
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Mon February 27, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
America trusts the media over Trump by a 2 to 1 margin in new poll. Undoubtedly, Trump will take this to heart and stop being a lying conman not worthy of the job of dog catcher, never mind President of the United States
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap for those who watched The Oscars instead of The Walking Dead. Though the episode focused on Eugene and The Saviors, it was one of the highlights of the season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Newser)
 
 
 
You can have a 'brain orgasm,' but you've got to watch a creepy video first
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Five more Best Korean officials executed by anti-aircraft gun after 'enraging' Kim Jong Un. To be fair, if you're going to work in his government, you've got to be ready to catch a lot of flak
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel has fun ribbing Trump and leads the audience in a standing ovation for the overrated Meryl Streep. Too bad Donnie had other things to do. I'm sure he won't watch the highlights later and then tweet. That would be unprecedential (sic)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
I do not intend to mock, make light of, show hatred for, belittle, disparage, or imply that transgender people are defective. Disclaimer done, let's watch about 1000 words doing all those things accidentally fall out of my keyboard
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Sun February 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ice chunk from a WestJet plane crashes through Canadian couple's roof. And yes, they were watching hockey when it happened
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black-and-white photo shows eight-year-old Bill Paxton watching JFK speak outside hotel shortly before the president was assassinated
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Hater's Guide to the Oscars for those who watch with horror as they realize these people are the leaders of the so-called Liberal Resistance
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts and make a big batch of goon juice because we have a full day of hockey. BOS@DAL 12:30PM, CGY@CAR 3PM, EDM@NSH and CBJ@NYR 5PM, STL@CHI and OTT@FLA 7:30PM, and finally BUF@ARI 8:30PM (all times Eastern). SHUT UP PIERRE
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Watch out Microsoft, Apple, Google ... the most dangerous company in tech is Amazon
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets are very predictable - if you watch Fox News. It's where the President gets all his information. Certainly not books or smart people
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Today's cage match: the First Amendment vs Basic Human Decency
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fares from London to New York fall to record low £69. The only catch is you have to travel to the United States. Haha no
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eight NHL games are on tap including the battle of Southern California, the battle of the NY/NJ metro area, and the battle of the Keystone State outdoors. Are you watching these games or another game? The puck drops at 4:00 PM ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Big Sam get a win against Boro? Can Swansea stay out of the bottom 3? Will the Baggies hand the Cherries another loss? Will the Toffees melt under pressure? This is your Saturday EPL Discussion Thread. Matches start at 10 am EST on NBCSN
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Hydrogen cars are never going to catch on because Hindenburg
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
And here we see Israel banning foreign staffers of Human Rights Watch, insisting they are merely tools for Palestinian propaganda
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's aides are using special tactics to keep him off Twitter, starting with no tweeting within eight hours of watching anything on CNN
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to get than the ending you want in Princess Maker 2, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? The new Australian DLC for Civ VI? Pixel Privateers? Conan: Exiles? Catching up on your backlog? Tell us inside
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson demoted from Big Oil captain of industry to Mexican Government Piñata Biatch. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
The trial of the next batch of Branch Dildonians continues, featuring a video of these peaceful protestors discussing whether or not to execute federal employees and their families
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know, it's getting so's you can't even hold a private meeting with fatcat business leaders in your state without a bunch of constituents showing up outside and acting like they have a right to be heard and ask you questions or something
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump declares the immigration roundup efforts a "military operation." No word if it comes with new, matching uniforms for ICE officials
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Popular YouTube star's books are apparently dumbing down their kid audience, which is the case by also watching popular YouTube shows like "Zoella" and "Ow My Balls"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's big big 2nd Leg UEFA Europa action, starting at 11 am, ET. Tight matches: Ajax and Warsaw tied. Spurs down one to Gent, same as Borussia MGB to Fiorentina, Celta to Shaktar, Nicosia to Bilbao. Roma / Villarreal, Sparta / Rostov and much more
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ceiling man is watching you pee
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crystal Palace fan blames America for woe that has befallen his club, from American owners on down. "There has been a certain amount of razzmatazz added to matchdays, such as the flashing lighting, which feels more akin to the Super Bowl than SE25"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
George 'The Animal' Steele made a video message to his friends, family and fans. "If you're watching this, I am dead and I am with Jesus. Bye-bye"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Fordlandia in the jungle and match it with an abandoned English-owned train station from the 19th century
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will win the Triple Threat match for an opportunity to face Asuka for the Women's title? Will there be enough security when Pete Dunne makes his Full Sail debut against Mark Andrews? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Some Circle Dweller)
 
 
 
American Airlines overhauls boarding groups, nicely matching each of Dante's 9 Circles of Modern Air Travel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Tibet, who chased the cat 'round the jet, it started to claw, and scratched up his jaw, 'til he fell out and started to fret. Oh shiat, it's time. THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
At Noon ET, Europa League has Leg 2 matches beginning, including St. Etienne vs Man United. At 2:45pm, the other Champions League has Sevilla vs Leicester and FC Porto and Juventus. This is your Wednesday UEFA Discussion Thread
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds obese men last 1 minute 30 seconds longer in the bedroom - probably while trying to catch their breath
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will win the Battle Royal for the chance to face Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania? Will the Falls Count Anywhere match between Nikki Bella and Natalya end the feud? Will Alexa Bliss end Naomi's title reign? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You may want to hold your jaw from hitting the ground, but it turns out the two Swedish police officers interviewed by Fox News, which Trump watched before making his ill informed remarks, say their quotes were taken out of context
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver: Trump's crazy week has been like watching someone 'shoot firecrackers out of their arse'
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Behold, the first official diving catch of 2017, courtesy of Old Dominion's Turner Bishop. Take a bow, kid
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just ruin your day when you watch yet another brothel raid on TV ... and see your wife?
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
With Trump getting turned down by his NSC choice, there's a Pratchett quote I'm trying to think of. Help me find it. Some DIT
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Ozy)
 
 
 
If you are unable to perform in a threesome and have to watch your wife have the time of her life with another guy but then everything is supposed to go back to normal...can it?
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Company offers "paw-ternity" leave for new puppy owners. The only catch is that you have to work in a brewery. Wait, what's the downside here?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
What acclaimed film directors actually watch when no one's looking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weekly movie discussion thread: Ex Machina. We'll try to do one of these weekly, and name the next week's movie so people who want to watch over the weekend can find it. It's like book club. So bring wine. Next week's movie: X-Men Apocalypse
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Wed February 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
What is it like to face Aroldis Chapman's 100mph fastball? Here's a batter's eye view of three pitches. Watch out for the slider on pitch number three
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the Champions League round of 16 kicks off with PSG hosting Barcelona, Borussia Dortmund at Benfica, Bayern Munich hosting Arsenal, and Napoli at Real Madrid. Matches start at 2:45 pm ET
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday rather than brick all of its customer's machines
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers have barely reported, and already we have the first wacky injury of a baseball player, as Brian Flynn of the KC Royals falls through a barn roof
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know things are bad for Kellyanne Conway when even a lightweight like Matt Lauer--a guy better known for dressing up in a Pamela Anderson "Baywatch" costume than for journalism--grills her and tells her that her absurd bullshiat "makes no sense"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
It can be tough to tell sometimes whether a reporter has quit or been fired, but when the TV station sends out a release saying the guy left "to pursue other opportunities", and the 'opportunity' is a Tom Petty tribute band, yeah: shiatcanned
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
QUIZ - Prove that you're ready for Spring Training by matching the famous MLB pitcher to his catcher. Can you get 10 out of 10 and bat 1.000?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American wrestler in Mexico has taken on the persona of Donald Trump, to jeers and boos from the crowd, as he predictably loses matches against Mexican wrestling heroes
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Let's start this Monday off properly with an EPL match before the Champions League starts. It is Bournemouth and Man City at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Oh, it's okay, we don't need to fix this bridge...we built another underneath to catch the falling asphalt
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Sun February 12, 2017
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The long winter is finally over as the defending World Series runners-up Cleveland Indians are the first to have pitchers and catchers report to spring training today
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Cross-country skiiers found to be the fittest of all athletes, which is why cross-country skiing packs millions of cross-country ski fans into skiing stadiums every weekend to watch cross-country skiiers completing for trucks full of gold
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's love life so sad she agrees to go on blind date chosen by matchmaking octopus
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Right now, the White House Press Corp is sitting in the basement of a private golf club with black plastic covering the windows so they can't watch the POTUS golf. Welcome to the new incredibly thin skinned normal, citizen
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pretty soon you'll be able to download a 50-trillion pixel satellite image of the entire planet, refreshed every day: "Every park, every rice paddy, every patch of pine and permafrost on Earth: all will be imaged anew, daily, at medium resolution"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wanna watch Will Arnett prank call people as Lego Batman? Don't be silly, of course you do
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have a parrot, don't let it watch The Shining
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Just when you think McDonald's can't limbo under the low bar they set with the McRib, they ask you to hold their beer and watch this
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Watching a movie I've seen a dozen times, and at a scene that reduces me to a sobbing mass of jello every damn time. What movies do that for you -- just so I don't feel like a sap
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Be it watching over someone's shoulder or watching a cooking show, who was your first inspiration to take up cooking? Did you learn the person's signature dish?
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
The BBC has done a docudrama on Sir Terry Pratchett called Back In Black. And, not surprisingly, the trailer for it is a bit....eerie
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(WKRG.com)
 
 
 
Truck hauling avocados spills load on interstate. Truckload of limes, tortilla chips, immediately dispatched to scene
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One would think that the sofa was the one place you think you could watch TV and not be hit by an SUV. One would think
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/8): Batman leads a new team that includes Lobo, Kingpin gets his own title, and Dark Horse releases a 256-page B&W version of Moby Dick without a biatchin drum solo
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will interrupt Bobby Roode's glorious celebration? Who won when Prince Puma and Johnny Mundo faced off in an All Night Long match in season 1? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Watch in horror as this man's £3,000 shed falls into the sea as his back yard disappears in a landslide. Damn, that was a really nice shed
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas...unless you are President Trump and threaten to cut our federal funding. Then we are eager to roll over and be your ever obedient biatch
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Tue February 07, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the polarizing guy from Boston defeat Randy Orton? What will be the latest in the bad romance between Carmella and James Ellsworth? Who will be the MVP of the 12-man tag team match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are 'Snatched', which unfortunately is not a sequel to 'Snatch'
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Mon February 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence says that Trump is watching Russia, likely waiting for his next orders to come in
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
If you have a Vizio smart TV, then Vizio knows EVERYTHING about you. What you watch, where you live and other personal data. And they've been selling the data
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept Brock Lesnar's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania? Will Seth Rollins need to get his knee redesigned and rebuilt? Will Roman Reigns get booed more than Roger Goodell did last night? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
While we've all been busy watching the train wreck that is the Trump administration, Congress has been quietly repealing a lot of regulations that kept us safe, and held corporations accountable
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Sun February 05, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not everyone watches the Super Bowl for the actual game; many watch just for the commercials and the halftime show. This is your discussion thread: which are good, which are bad, which make no sense, and then there's Lady Gaga
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Arsenal cut into Chelsea's lead? Will Liverpool get a win in February? Can Spurs fend off the Manchester teams in the standings? Can Big Sam get Palace out of the drop zone? This is your EPL Thread Matches start at 7:30 and 8:30 Sat & Sun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trumpführer resistance needs a short, catchy name. Your Pee Party suggestions to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett actually died in 2014, it just took his body until March 2015 to catch up
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific cases to watch in 2017. Here comes the Supreme Court
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(The Week)
 
 
 
If you're only going to watch one football game this year, you may as well learn something about it: here's the casual fan's guide to Super Bowl 51
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Watch various scared Swedes on top of a 10 meter board, stay for the last woman who totally kicks ass
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Darth Vader vs. Buzz Lightyear: Who Wins? You do because you get to watch this live-action video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer and watch this"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Phone blow up and catch you on fire? Sorry, but your life is a gift from the Blessed Corporations, Peace Be Upon Them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A little-noticed clause in Trump's immigration ban is so batcrap crazy that legal experts now assume that it should just be ignored because the authors clearly didn't know what the hell they were talking about
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man opens dental practice after watching a few YouTube videos. Fark: And performs some successful procedures before getting caught
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump does something unusual by seemingly considering one aspect of foreign policy in a tempered and thoughtful fashion. OK, what's the catch?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump removes white supremacist groups from terror watch program, which will now only focus on Islamic groups
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soccer heading now linked to symptoms of concussion. Especially for spectators who bang their heads against the wall after watching a three hour match end in a 0-0 tie
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Need something to smile about? Watch this awesome school teacher's custom handshakes
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It won't matter if you do or don't binge watch installments 1 through 4, Sharknado 5 won't make any sense
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New Mel Gibson movie, Passion of the Nightstick, catching a lot of flack even though it's not out yet. Probably a lot of libs making bad jokes, eh?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Top Korean Overwatch players get banned from tournament because they were dating their female fans
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Watch Curry drain this awesome three. Dell Curry, that is
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
America in 2017: A bunch of itchy-biatchy whiny babies. "The problem, it seems, is not that we don't express ourselves, but that we never stop"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fox News finishes 15 straight years as the most watched cable news channel. Their prime time audience averages 1.8 million people, edging out CNN by only 1,699,995 viewers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If the cops show up at your home to arrest you on child pornography charges, it never looks good when they find you chopping up your tablet with a hatchet
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Massacre was no Sunday Night Massacre, which was an exquisite thing of beauty. But don't worry, Trump still has time to match that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I am a backup catcher who hit .174 and set a MLB record for most at bats without producing a RBI and I would like you to pay me twice what you did last year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job and sets up her own business catching wild alligators - saying they're not scary just 'misunderstood.' Come back next year when 'Stumpy' updates us on her experiences
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diamond Joe Biden launches charitible foundation to provide desperately needed cases of Hurricane High Gravity malt liquor and Molly Hatchet albums to hot unwed mothers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bad: You just rm -rf'ed the wrong directory of production data. Worse: none of your FIVE backup/replication techniques deployed are working reliably or set up in the first place. Fark: Go watch their live YouTube feed of them trying to fix it
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Tue January 31, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch the inside of an internal combustion engine in super slow-mo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why not a take a break from reality and watch a story about what could happen if idiots ran the world and John Cleese decided to end it all: I give you Whoops Apocalypse, a blast from the past
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will end up in the WWE Title match in two weeks at Elimination Chamber? What wacky hijinks will James Ellsworth and Carmella be up to this week? Will creative remember American Alpha? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We're down to the Final Two, and Trump is ready to announce his Supreme Court nominee, as Merrick Garland and the rest of us watch. Tribal Council at the White House to begin at 8 PM EST
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL is back in action with 14 games on tap. Which one are you watching? Who do you think will rock the league down the stretch? Is your team still in playoff contention or are you in waiting for spring mode? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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(Fact Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch LEGO figures cover Kraftwerk's "We Are The Robots"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regardless on whether it is legal or not, what kind of contest would you like to participate in or at least watch?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a weekend of FA Cup matches, we get back to the business at hand in the EPL. Biggest match: Liverpool vs Chelsea Who cares: Swansea vs Saints Pudding proof: Stoke & Everton Most potential: Cherries & Eagles. Matches start 2:45 ET Tues & Wed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leopold the cat vs. tiny drone in apartment match to the death
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Mon January 30, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple H attack Seth Rollins during his face-to-face dressing down by Stephanie? Will Sheamus and Cesaro get an immediate rematch against the Good Brothers? How will Neville celebrate his coronation? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bush read My Pet Goat as the country was in chaos. Trump watched Finding Dory
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Culinary arts colleges shutting down because anyone can watch the tube and figure out how to cook nowadays
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Sun January 29, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Does OBJ have the best hands? Can Alex Smith catch better than he can throw? Who's the fastest in the NFL? It's your last interesting hour of NFL action until the Super Bowl as the Pro Bowl Skills Competition begins at 5pm ET on ESPN
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(FA Cup)
 
 
 
FA Cup weekend. Derby County-LCFC kicks off at 2:30 today. Saturday gives us Pool & Spurs against different Wanderers, & the Fark Wear Derby of MIGHTY Oxford United against Newcastle and plenty more matches. Will the underdogs make it to round 5?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the NXT Title match between Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura be GLORIOUS? Will the Authors of Pain close the book on DIY's title reign? Will the mean girls dethrone Asuka? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: San Antonio, 8PM ET on the WWE Network
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump could be the new Margaret Thatcher, claims well known idiot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's latest plan for cash: trying to get shiatcanned
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Watch a Breitbart editor looking defeated as a female journalist tersely explains his job to him, IN SIDEEYE
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congresswoman violates the Hatch act. For some reason this is not bigger news, maybe it's her party alignment
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brett Lawrie spends his offseason using only the most advanced MLB training techniques: namely, hitting some golf balls onto his roof and catching them as they roll back down
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch a smiling Mary Tyler Moore throw a very cheery first pitch for the Twins in 2002. Most famous TV producer from Minneapolis, ever
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(RBS 6 Nations)
 
 
 
Every match of Womens' Six Nations rugby match to be broadcast live for first time after players offer to crush TV executives' skulls like walnuts if they didn't
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watchmaker creates ultralight wristwatch using newly discovered carbon nano-material graphene. And it only costs $980,000
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump makes major policy decisions, pronouncements based on what he watches on TV. Let's hope he's not a Game of Thrones fan
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the sit down interview with the NXT Women's Title match participants end in chaos? What does Nikki Bella's disturbing e-mail say? What happened in the first Aztec Warfare match? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently any method of self-publishing on the internet is a 'terrorist tool' (with the possible exception of pen and paper - but watch yourself)
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Why is it that every time I look for something on Netflix, it is unavailable to stream? Makes me wonder why I keep paying for it if I have to download what I want to watch from elsewhere
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(Battleswarm)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz just made Deadspin his biatch
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Tue January 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog made the only inauguration coverage that's worth watching
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(viral video)
 
Video
 
Don't have much time? Watch these 20 UFC fights that were over in under 20 seconds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Carolina legislator's wife gets her cellphone stolen during a bloody assault in front of her children. Luckily, she had an Apple Watch and proceeded to call for help. Did we mention that the husband was the perp?
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Hit TNT series "The Librarians" starring Rebecca Romijn and John Larroquette earns fourth season. In other news, someone was watching TNT series "The Librarians" starring Rebecca Romijn and John Larroquette
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the match between Randy Orton and Luke Harper divide the Wyatt Family? What will be the fallout of the return of Mickie James? Will Smackdown end with a locker room clearing brawl? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
EPA employees banned from social media, talking to the press. Yeah, like the press won't catch wind of this
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Linda McMahon's fight to enter politics sounds almost as scripted as the average WWE match
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies: disgraced ex-CEO Martin Shkreli doesn't represent us. Shkreli: but I learned it by watching you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer calls all the negative Trump coverage 'demoralizing.' Maybe not as demoralizing as losing your heath care or watching the Office of the President become the laughingstock of the world, but demoralizing nonetheless
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Trump secretly gives man $10,000 for cancer treatment which seems like the right thing and yet it's Trump so it's hard to imagine that there isn't a catch
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years on the air, ESPN has cancelled 'The Sports Reporters', much to the dismay of the person who watches it
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Mon January 23, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
"Right, let's dig in and find some way we can make Trump's statement about the number of people watching his inauguration even vaguely true. AOL, you're up"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call The Midwife fans compare the introduction of a new character to the election of Donald Trump, and not just because the show frequently features babies with tiny hands (Spoilers ahead for you PBS watching Yanks)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Gay conservatives see hope for LGBT rights with Trump, like as being able to pick the color of the star they'll be forced to wear on their clothing to match their outfit
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yakkity-Sax kept running through my head while watching the clean up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've never watched the Harry Potter movies. Are they worth it? I'm 52 y/o and have a lot of free time this week and am not able to go out and actually do much. Yes/no?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Want to see why Atlanta just signed Kurt Suzuki for his incredible bat speed? Watch him homer off a 102.4 mph Aroldis Chapman fastball ... the fastest pitch hit for a HR since 2008:
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFC Championship game filled up a thread. Now watch the sick and sleepy Steelers take on the Cheatriots in New England. Game starts at 6:40pm EST on CBS
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lennie James--Morgan on The Walking Dead--hated filming the first half of season seven of the show as much as you hated watching it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump won't delete his Twitter account - but if you're an investor you should unfollow him now. Wall Street rule #403 - Watch what the president does, not what he tweets
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Former CIA director can't believe what a childish speech Trump gave in front of the CIA. Guess he hadn't been watching Trump for the last year or so
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Trump voters too busy working to watch TV
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
Watch this Canadian driver avoid four moose like a Boss
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Family buys a lion cub for their children to play with and then are shocked, SHOCKED to discover it scratches, bites and pees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Family caught in charming video celebrating Christmas together Not news: on a Yellowstone Park security camera Fark: Sasquatches?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a break from watching the... festivities, go wash your hands and grab an adult beverage of your choice (so long as it's not a mango daquiri, because COME ON). It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's drapes now match his rug
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need a cool Jeff Bagwell Hall of Fame highlight? Watch him as a rookie crush this homer into the upper deck at Three Rivers Stadium
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The poor Seattle Seahawks just can't catch a break. Or a pass
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Subby will be too busy slithering through a misty bog, attending a culling, and summoning new tentacled appendages to watch the inauguration of Donald Trump. What will you be busy doing tomorrow?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley CEO hates unicorns so much, he banned the word from his offices entirely. Rarity, Vinyl Scratch, and Twilight Sparkle already planning a protest outside the company's offices next week
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Alternative Inaugural Film Festival: Eight great movies to watch instead of Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giving someone lottery tickets is a quick and easy way to scratch someone off your Christmas list and then yo THE BASTARDS WON WHAT????
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watch Steven Mnuchin defend his massive record of forced foreclosures from his time at OneWest Bank. Because who better for Treasury Secretary than a man who evicted people from homes due to a recession?
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
You know that show on the Esquire Network you've been meaning to watch? You'd better do it quickly
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Director of the Office of Government Ethics has requested that any meeting with Congressman Jason Chaffetz be held in public, somewhere with a lot of people watching and no bell towers
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
We need some mid-week footy. Anybody interested in the African Cup Of Nations or some rematches in the FA Cup? Matches mostly start at 2:45 EST Come in and talk about it. mPlymouth and Liverpool available for viewing on FS1
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two things catch Charles Barkley's eye during NBA broadcast, and he immediately asks for a replay
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, it's not ok to watch porn on an airplane either
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Official Inauguration Poem is out. "Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud, The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod With purpose and strength he came down from his tower To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump's offering free tickets to his inauguration which means he's having to hire way too many seat fillers. There must be enough Trump-loving cult members out there who have enough scratch to make it to Washington? No?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell will not make trip to Gillette Stadium for AFC title game. Plans on watching the Super Bowl from a Motel 6 near NRG Stadium and will go and present the Lombardi trophy only if the Patriots do not win
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Colleagues rally around professor placed on conservative group's 'watch list', one of the least popular lists on Netflix
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Slender Man, who is probably watching you right now, might represent our fear of the internet itself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $20,000 lying around, you could own "the coffee making equivalent of a hand-made Swiss watch"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The RSPCA would like to ask the public to double check before calling them out to catch a toy snake
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cops pull over DUI suspect who flees on foot. Once they catch him, his twin brother interferes. Or was it?
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Five Generations Show Up for WWII Veteran's 100th Birthday. " All Russell Halchak of Nanticoke wanted for his birthday were some scratch-off tickets. When you're 100 years old, you've got all the gifts you really want"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
10 days after Pornhub rates them as the the third most porn watchingest country, the Philippines decide to block Pornhub. Sales of National Geographic back issues skyrocket
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... Cyclist and car get in a shoving match. Mostly the car really
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EPL returns, beginning with Baggies at Spurs, followed by the big group of 6 matches, finishing with Chelsea at Foxes. Sunday shows Citeh at Everton, climaxing with Man Utd and Liverpool. Kickoff starts 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Sat January 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Want to help the FBI catch DB Cooper?. Are you good at puzzles? Well then here is a clip-on tie and 100,000 new clues
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Screwed Over" Rob Lowe has DirecTV and is steamed that he can't watch his football
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC asks the question on all Farkers' minds: Is it OK to watch porn in public?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Basketball coach catches errant pass, casually drains a deep 3-point shot. Well, he IS the coach
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
You may win a coinflip against Death, but eventually, Death's going to catch you
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(The British Library)
 
 
 
Physical chemists aren't trying to brag or anything, but they just produced hydrogen from paraffin waxes through microwave degradation using a ruthenium catalyst, cuz it's not bragging if you can do it, biatch
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Watch Nintendo's live press event (11pm ET) to see if it's time to Switch
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes. This one built a house for her family by watching YouTube tutorials
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While everyone was watching the Senate GOP take their healthcare away, the House GOP was busy eliminating the government's ability to regulate private industry in any capacity
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ranking all 124 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Your favorite isn't #1? Deal with it, biatches
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Watch Norman go psycho now that Mother is gone in season 5 of 'Bates Motel'
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you invite your church group over to the house to watch religious DVDs, make sure you clear your laptop's browser of child porn before hitting Play
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Revival revive their tag title reign? Will Dragon Azteca survive a death match against Matanza? Will Paige wrestle again? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and the mid-season finale of Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but Taiwan has scrambled F-16 fighter jets and dispatched a frigate to the Taiwan Strait after China sent its sole aircraft carrier into their waterway
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL ownership committee begs Chargers' Alex Spanos to stay in San Diego, notes the LA market can barely handle one unwatchable team as it stands, promises they'll think of something about a SD stadium
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch a timelapse of new Rays outfielder Colby Rasmus' amazing hair. Baseball star or a guy hanging outside a Led Zeppelin cover band concert?
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Legendary director Walter Hill talks about his upcoming gender reassignment. Oh wait, scratch that, he's making an action movie and comic called (RE) ASSIGNMENT that plays with those themes. I guess that's cool too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with Matthew Roberts, who at the age of 25 discovered that his real father was Charles Manson
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia scraps its cloned dogs of war program because the first batch of superpups couldn't handle the cold. Looks like they were barking up the wrong tree. Hello? Is this thing on?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepdaughter hates me. I married her father after her mother died. Now she wants me to watch her two young kids as she goes back to work. My husband thinks she is trying; I think she wants free child care. What do I do?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FBI prefers to free child pornographer rather than reveal computer techniques used to catch him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cute Overload Alert: Chris Hemsworth's three kids sitting next to a Thor doll while watching their dad on television
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
Is Aaron Burr gonna hafta choke a biatch?
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Mon January 09, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Watch former Miami Heat player Chris Bosh jam with Buddy Guy
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Sun January 08, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: your fitness watch works a lot better if you actually get out and do some fitness type stuff
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale shooter to FBI: I'm being mind controlled by the CIA to force me to watch ISIS videos and I'm thinking of committing terrorist acts. FBI: Nope, no problem here. Oh btw, here's your gun back
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Sat January 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kenny Loggins turns 69 today but he better watch out 'cause he's in the DANGER ZONE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Furious biker forces a man to take off his bike gang leather jacket with club patches on it because he wasn't a member of a gang and 'didn't earn it.' Fark: it was a Sons Of Anarchy jacket
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jezebel doesn't think you can watch Michelle Obama crying during her final White House speech as she's surrounded with also-crying women without crying yourself. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(Some Gopher)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: 1979 Striker yacht, overall in poor condition, scratched anchor, a peach at $129,000. "Okay, you can owe me"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Never count your chickens before they hatch. However, if this becomes a problem, you might want to start buying fresher eggs at the grocery store
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
This alcohol-sensing wristband will not only tell you exactly how drunk you are, but you can link it with your phone so everyone can watch as you go for the record
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The 'Yankee Doodle' song was written by the English to make fun of Americans, but it backfired. And other pasta facts that will leave you scratching your noodle
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(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Matt Wieters, Orioles catcher prospect whom statheads slobbered over in 2009 thanks to his elite hitting and above-average catching, is today a ho-hum free agent because modern statistical analysis says he sucks at both hitting and catching
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Thu January 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Highlights of World Darts Championship final include stage invader, yes, but there were also an insane 42 ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTIES, a new world record for one match
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of Boomer Berman stepping down from doing the NFL at ESPN (but remaining with the company), let's watch him explain how he got through terrible Jets games
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Is NASA launching too many asteroid missions? Because watching unmanned probes blast off to examine space gravel is getting boring
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's elementary my dear Watson: Long wait for new episodes combined with an increasingly wearisome format along with overexposure of Benedict Cumberbatch resulting in fewer shiats given
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto storeowners dealing with kelptomaniac squirrels: "Squirrels can be seen on store video snatching chocolate bars from the shelves and scampering off with them into the street"
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(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Land snatching. Land, land...see snatch
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Man arrested for church arson after watching child porn and masturbating into a dirty diaper. It's great to have goals
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Of course you want to watch Ken Griffey Jr., Barry Bonds, Deion Sanders and Kenny Lofton compete in a 1990's slam dunk contest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Stand back, men, we're no match for her. She's got a used sanitary pad"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dhoni quits India's cricket team before matches against England. Shut the fark up, Dhoni
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So let's watch 5'9" Isaiah Thomas drive on Jazz center Rudy Gobert who has the longest wingspan in NBA history at 7'8". Place your bets
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Five outdoor NHL game matchups we'd like to see -- and none of them involve the Chicago Blackhawks (glares at NBC hockey coverage)
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man spends years building a pool table out of matchsticks. Excuse me pal, don't bring that cigarette in here. Oops, a decade of work up in flames
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Anticipating big increase in air traffic by 2020, Japan approves upgrades to nation's ATC centers, plans to replace handwriting and paper-based systems with touchscreens. Roger, Roger
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