Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		The producers of the Captain America movie aren't farking around anymore, they're serious this time. The list to play Cap is down to three people. They think you'll be pleasantly supr...oh Jesus H. Christ, are you farking kidding me?  (slashfilm.com)	(104)

		As if the rest of it weren't bad enough, Obamacare also increases the power and funding of the IRS. Enjoy filling out your taxes, peasant  (healthcare.nationalreview.com)	(211)
		NASA produced Space Shuttle mission posters made to look like popular movie posters. They are real, and they are spectacular  (gizmodo.com)	(64)

(Reader's Digest)

From the rolling green hills of Tennese, to the rocky beaches of Masachusets, Reader's Digest ranks states' road netwurks  (rd.com)

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Obituarial lolwuttery: "For love and stability they turned to their father's old nanny, Marie, an uncompromisingly down-to-earth, one-eyed Swiss peasant who, having lost her own baby, kept a picture of his corpse above their beds."  (telegraph.co.uk)

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While NASA astronauts are working on their hitchhiking skills, India just upped its space program budget $1.25-billion  (space.com)

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		Apple COO gets $22 million bonus for doing Jobs' job better then Jobs, and without a turtleneck or that unpleasant douchiness  (macworld.com)	(50)
		Behind the eyes of this mild senior citizen is the Baby of Bataan. Went to war at 14, POW for four years, sunk twice, survived a cave-in, narrowly missed Nagasaki. Relevant quote: "I can get you a birth certificate"  (azcentral.com)	(37)

Puma Man might fly like a moron, but he sure made for one funny episode of MST3K. Did we mention Donald Pleasance hams it up as the villain?  (video.google.com)

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(Some Indie Douches)

Julian Casablancas says the songs on the new Strokes album are "way more collaborative." In other news, "collaborative" now means "similar sounding shiatfest"  (digitalspy.com)

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Come for the article on sleep disorders, stay for "sexsomnia" and "exploding head syndrome", which are surprisingly not related  (msnbc.msn.com)

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(Some Guy)		German scientists have rubbished NASA scientists who claim that the Chile earthquake moved the Earth's axis by eight centimetres. German scientists: "No chance"  (bild.de)	(111)
(Space Daily)		NASA attempts to discover if thar really be dragons out there  (spacedaily.com)	(12)

NASA reports additional discovery of 600 million metric tons of water ice on North pole of Moon, or roughly the equivalent of 6.72 Kirstie Alleys  (news.smh.com.au)

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Should NASA extend the Shuttle program?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Two words that will forever haunt you. "Nasal leech"  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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		Another youth athletic league decides games would be a lot more pleasant without parents  (boston.com)	(32)
		Muse, Kasabian are the top winners at the NME Awards, proving once again that NME doesn't know what the hell they're talking about  (contactmusic.com)	(42)

Yet another reason to avoid taking a cruise: over 450 crew members and passengers came down with very...unpleasant symptoms  (consumerist.com)

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NASA looking for Muslim pilots to fly into the International Space Station  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com)

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New amazing infrared images from a NASA satellite. Come for the comet, stay for the polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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NASA satellite spots giant plume from Montserrat eruption. Volcano trifecta now in play  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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New suvery discovers most men would prefer to marry a woman with a pleasant nature than a supermodel. In other news, most men are taking surveys with their wives standing right next to them  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		NASA installs earth/sunroom on the space station that will now allow the astronauts a perfect view of meteorites heading straight at them  (breitbart.com)	(72)
		NASA scientists announce ambitious plan to approach that cute girl from the laundromat by 2018  (theonion.com)	(49)

Obama: No more money for the moon. NASA: Fine, we'll just go to Mars then. Your move Mr. Not-Kennedy  (chron.com)

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Vancouver's famous "Japadog" street vendor unveils sausage in honour of Olympic figure skater Mao Asada: a $10 Kobe beef dog covered with tonkatsu sauce and tofu-skin maple leaves  (vancouversun.com)

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GM is working with NASA on new space-travelling android. But they're still striking out on that whole warp-drive thing  (content.usatoday.com)

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NASA scrubs space shutle launch, will try again Monday, when the entire crew and launch team is super hungover after tonight's Super Bowl  (cnn.com)

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12-year old girl gets arrested in NYC school for: a) selling drugs in homeroom, b) bringing a toy gun to math or, c) doodling on her desk with an erasable marker?  (nydailynews.com)

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Merging galaxies create a binary quasar (w/ video simulation awesomeness)  (physorg.com)

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Socialist President Obama wants to privatize much of NASA and... wait, what?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Wasabi... is there anything it can't do?  (news.cnet.com)

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		Those Global-Warming nutters at NASA have released more information on the Arctic melting cycle. Just because it's real doesn't mean I have to believe it  (earthobservatory.nasa.gov)	(140)
		NASA - Day of Remembrance. RIP crews of Apollo 1, Challenger and Columbia  (nasa.gov)	(80)

Obama will cancel NASA's moon program and make the agency study global warming instead "We certainly don't need to go back to the moon," said one administration official, who sucks  (orlandosentinel.com)

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Reporting from the scene of a 'miracle' basketball shot, Reporter lands no-look, half-court shot of his own. Someone get these men to a casino ASAP  (fox4kc.com)

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Gov't: NASA, will you meet the 2020 deadline we gave you for tracking all the rocks in the sky with zero funding? NASA: LOL, oh wait, you were serious? ROFL  (blogs.usatoday.com)

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Today's teacher Breeds with a student brought to you by Pasadena, Maryland. With "meh" inducing pic  (baltimoresun.com)

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If you left your cocaine baggie in the restricted hangar at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, Zaphod Beeblebrox would like to have a drink with you  (wftv.com)

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(NBC Sports)

Recently canned Seattle Seahawks coach Jim Mora has a few pleasant on-air words for incoming coach Pete Carroll. And by "pleasant", I mean that he calls him a cheater (with video)  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)

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(India Daily)

NASA corrects its error and states that the world will not end on 12/21/2012, but instead at any time between 12/23/2012 and 12/23/2029  (indiadaily.com)

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(Some Guy)		British club offers half price cover to the "first 50 sluts" at the door. Some people took issue with this, probably because they got there late  (morningadvertiser.co.uk)	(38)
		That crazy guy from Law & Order is off his meds again: Humphrey Bogart was a communist, Ingrid Bergman was a plant for the American Feminist Movement, and Casablanca was part of the "Communist Collective Dream."  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(124)

NASA observes a planet covered in water  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Today marks the sixth anniversary of the landing of the Spirit rover on Mars, proving that NASA cannot even get a simple 90-day mission done on time    (theregister.co.uk)

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NASA is looking for places to donate the space shuttles when they are retired in a couple of years. The multi-billion dollar shuttles will be given away for free, but shipping and handling is $42 million. Your good feedback gets theirs    (chron.com)

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While the Shuttle program winds down and NASA sees an uncertain future, a small half-ton probe crosses the halfway point to Pluto on its way to interstellar space  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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(Some Guy)

Chickasaw Nation makes generous donation to OU Cancer Institute, will be renamed Chemosabe Research Center  (normantranscript.com)

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(Science Magazine)

President Obama will ask Congress to give NASA an additional $1 Billion next year for its manned spaceflight program  (blogs.sciencemag.org)

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Iranian nuke negotiator calls for a ban on nuclear weapons so "that Hiroshima is never repeated." Apparently Nagasaki getting nuked three days later doesn't count  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Julian Casablancas doubts The Strokes will return to the studio, presumably because they ran out of one-chord songs to record  (contactmusic.com)

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NASA employee insists (fairy) tale of porn-watching Muslim hijackers is true  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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NASA scientists pull sandtrapped rover out of Troy. Troy visibly relieved  (physorg.com)

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Some guy thinks NASA is hiding climate data. Possibly in an abandoned sound stage in the desert  (washingtontimes.com)

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(Some Guy)

Distillers told they can no longer run ads claiming that 'alcohol increases attractiveness.' You would have submitted this with a better headline early Sunday morning, but you were trying to chew your arm off at the time  (viewlondon.co.uk)

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"Nobody died from taking homeopathic medicine, which is why homeopathy continues to flourish." And no one will die, unless they're allergic to distilled water  (timesonline.co.uk)

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		NASA: Evidence of life on Mars  (timesonline.co.uk)	(333)
		You're an astronaut that's going to be on the International Space Station for Thanksgiving, and NASA hasn't planned a meal for you, do you: C) Sneak a Turkey on the Space Shuttle without anyone noticing  (gizmodo.com)	(115)

(Some Guy)

NASA's Space Shuttle Atlantis (STS-129) zips along at about 18000 MPH high above Earth's rugged and rough terrain after undocking from the International Space Station on 25 Nov 2009. The huge 4288x2846-pixel photo is even more impressive  (chamorrobible.org)

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Data from NASA's STEREO spacecraft have confirmed the stunning reality of MONSTER WAVES ON THE SUN  (science.nasa.gov)

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Earth's weather like you have never seen it before... with a little help from NASA's GEOS-5 atmospheric general circulation model  (gizmodo.com)

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