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Thu September 14, 2017
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX uploads a blooper video shows how NOT to land a rocket. "It's not a crash. It's a rapid, unscheduled disassembly"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Real Madrid midfielder to miss Champions League game after manscaping mishap. Clearly this amateur shaver needs some tutoring from a seasoned pro like Cristiano Ronaldo
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: Crony capitalism must be fought off by embracing socialism and ending privatization of government functions
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US' debt recently passed the gross national product, while Norway's sovereign wealth fund just passed 2.5 times the value of their GNP and controls more than 1% of all globally listed stocks. Socialists make good capitalists, apparently
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Republican Party is rapidly becoming the both the anti-labor party as well as the political party of the working class
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Sun September 10, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Members of "well-known" Polish metal band Decapitated were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping topless woman
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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Fri September 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Golly, it's almost as if unregulated, free-market capitalism and quality, affordable healthcare don't exist in the same universe
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump, who has all the best words, turns his rapier-sharp intellect to Hurricane Irma, stating sagely that "it could be something that will be not good"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: It's just despicable how rapists are being held back from what they do best. Today that changes
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teacher on leave for duct-taping student to chair, not agreeing on safe word ahead of time
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Politician in Germany's capital Berlin tries to rid the city of a) heroin, b) homelessness, c) hipsters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general is trying to regulate free market capitalism and prevent business owners from making profits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pfizer releases anti-vaping meme so that you'll use Chantix instead
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Sun August 27, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Capito (R-WV): I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a pres that can't get no vote from me. Hanging at the passenger side of his Air Force ride. Trying to buy off my vote
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Thriveworks)
 
 
 
The greatest therapist scenes in movie history. Yes, I'll take "the rapist" for $200, Alex
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Nor'wester)
 
 
 
RomeroStats research indicates Newfoundland leads Canada in bars per capita
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Tue August 15, 2017
(EWAO)
 
 
 
The best 9-Gigapixel image (with 84 MILLION stars) of the Milky Way Galaxy that you'll see all day
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be worst summer movie season in 25 years. Makers of 'Baywatch', 'Ghost in the Shell', 'The Smurfs', and 'CHiPS' unavailable for comment
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Fri August 11, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vulture capitalism is highly profitable
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study shows Trump's plan to slash legal immigration in half would cause the GDP and jobs rate to decline rapidly
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plants forget stressful weather events to rapidly recover. Family trees, not so much
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina's definition of a "moderate Republican": Gop candidate for governor clarifies that while she is "proud of the Confederacy" she supported removing the Confederate flag from the state capital because it was bad for business
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
European regulators to delay meeting in bid to reach bank capital deal, saying they can't quite squeeze enough out for themselves yet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Booster, aka Uber for Gas Stations, raises $20M in startup funds because venture capitalists don't want to touch gas pumps used by filthy plebs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Venture Capitalists to Wall Street: We'll issue stock without voting rights so that founders and VCs can cash out. S&P: And we'll just ignore your companies when we create the indexes in which passive investors invest. VCs: Oh SNAP
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Nature)
 
 
 
The strange topology that is reshaping physics
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I want to run as a Democrat, but I think women should be forced to have rapists' babies or die from nonviable pregnancies." DNC Chair: "Welcome aboard"
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
Did the Right Wing capitulate on the culture war? Nickelodeon has a cartoon with actual gay parents and a lesbian teen and Subby hasn't heard a call to boycott
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman escapes rapists using manual transmission and nerves of steel
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Psychotherapist says married people have the best sex. At least as long as their spouses don't catch them
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Fri July 28, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again. Feast your eyes and bellies on this year's State Fair Fried Food finalists, including Fried Redneck Wedding Cake Balls, Funnel Cake Bacon Queso Burger, Fried Texas Dirt, and Dreamy Drunken Sopapilla Cheesecake Bar
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scaramucci says that we all need to remember Joe Paterno and how he handled things. I guess turning a blind eye to child rapists is now a Trump agenda thingy
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump explores ways of getting on Congress's good side, finds something that everyone on Capitol Hill can get behind
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Tue July 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian official says 'almost' near deal with Trump to capitulate and hand back the Russian compounds taken by the Obama administration in response to Russian interference in our election
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Sat July 15, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Following the fine standards set by the Republican party, Wisconsin Rep. Dale Kooyenga steals 80-year-old's sign from Capitol building because he didn't like it
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought the founder of unroll.me would sleep with a venture capitalist while seeking 'angels'. Story contains the term "triggered" unironically
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Arkansas, a woman has to ask her rapist for permission to get an abortion if the rape results in pregnancy
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"Socialists oppose sexist comments hurled at Clinton, Sandberg, and other elite women. But the fact remains that their interests as capitalists and well-heeled politicians are fundamentally at odds with the interests of the vast majority of society"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Explaining Japan's obsession with idols. "Homegrown Japanese music never entered anything like a grunge phase.... Rather than channeling painful emotions into genres like punk rock, idol culture instead offers escapism into an upbeat kawaii fantasy"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Tower cam video shows entire Asiana crash and rescue at San Francisco. Admire the firefighters, shake your head at the passengers slowly escaping with their carry-ons
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Federal agents grill Kathy Griffin for an hour over her picture of the fake decapitated head of Donald Trump. First time ever she actually kept an audience for 60 minutes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Melania Trump reportedly trapped inside hotel in Hamburg due to anti-capitalist protesters surrounding the building
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto so popular, people are throwing mysterious substances into his office. Bonus: they had to turn off the air conditioning in the whole capital building as a precaution
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Wed July 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How fast is high-speed rail? Here is the TGV pacing a Rafale C and an Alpha Jet. Une merde qui est rapide
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey. Remember the judge who sentenced the Stanford swim team rapist to 6 months (out in three?) The judge is up for election. Go for it, California
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like the swallows to the monastery at Capistrano, so have the whales returned to the casinos of Macau. Odds are you submitted this with a less metaphory headline
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The "best" albums of 2017 so far. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you had less than 24 hours before Ten Commandments monument on Arkansas capitol grounds gets destroyed, come claim your prize
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Dems held an impromptu listening session on the steps of the Capitol
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise. The NSA is using the technique of "traffic shaping" to route internal U.S. communications overseas where it can intercept them, sidestepping the law
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Someone gave Alex Jones a hatchet. He decapitated a Trump pinata with it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The United States plans to place China on its global list of worst offenders in human trafficking and forced labor, since that's how China rolls. United States still incapable of putting itself on the global list of most incarcerations per capita
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study confirms the oceans are rapidly warming
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
And now you capitalists can suck it, because thanks to Seattle's new higher minimum wage low-wage workers are now earning $125/month less
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Millennials are socialists because capitalism is dickslapping the planet
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Fri June 23, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Prepping for the eclipse. Want a decent camera to catch the event & some nat'l park time after, but I'm not a pro, so I don't know how to judge trade-offs in sensor size/ megapixels/ zoom, etc. for my budget ($650 max). Help a farkette out?
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man supports and hold hands with his smoking hot wife during her trial for raping and sodomizing her middle school student. Dude needs a wake up call
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The main thing proven by Whole Foods' sale to Amazon is that its "conscious capitalism" ethos has always been complete and utter bullshiat. Don't worry, though, Google's probably still not evil
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Tue June 13, 2017
(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Eight Confederate statues are still being proudly displayed in the U.S. capitol. Why?
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
First footage of Alex Honnold's rope-free climb up El Capitan will make you feel faint
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wolf queen goes to the capital of the face-eating leopards, is shocked and disappointed when they try to maul her at every opportunity
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Sun June 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the inside story of the rapid rise on the fidget spinner. No word on when it will finally fall
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Sat June 10, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"When the man walked out of his house to investigate the noise, a shirtless Shapiro, holding two bottles of liquor and flanked by a friend, began to make rude gestures and swearing at the man, yelling, "F*** you, Arab," the report states." #MAGA
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Thu June 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Climber who just scaled El Capitan in Yosemite feels no fear. Here's the fearless science
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're feeling extra-wise today - or if your arthritis is just acting up - it might be because homo sapiens are suddenly 100,000 years older than we thought
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Putin's newest fake news scheme seems to have backfired. The price of oil is currently in free fall
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A tale of a brother and a sister: one leaping for joy, the other crying in despair. It was the best of foul balls, it was the worst of foul balls
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If nothing else at least Democrats have smart women shaping the 2020 field
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japan now has one vending machine for every 23 people, the highest per capita on the planet. Why so many?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is now a millionaire. Capital
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of bananas rolls over. The bananas are okay, but unfortunately Harry Chapin is dead
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Sat June 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Free Solo" climber conquers El Capitan without ropes or safety gear. Companion nearby seen wearing rocket boots
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
GWAR Pissed at Kathy Griffin: We Decapitated Trump First
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
WHY did Van Buren fail at re-election? WHAT is the capital of Djibouti? And WHERE does a guy, a regular Joe like me. find a little... Action? This is YOUR *this* week's Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Political official threatens the Chief of Capitol Police to 'expect consequences' if he didn't return a laptop taken during a criminal investigation, Surprisingly it wasn't a member of the Trump administration
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive"
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