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Mon May 28, 2012
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(KRQE News) Sad Five time world champion boxer Johnny Tapia dead at 45  (krqe.com) (38)


Sun May 27, 2012
(SacBee) Obvious Yelpers to restaurateurs: If you give me a gift card, a free meal, or window seating, I won't give you a bad review. Capisce?  (sacbee.com) (74)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting While we're railing against Bain Capital and their private equity deals, why not have a discussion on Obama's public equity deals?  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(The Raw Story) Asinine In a move guaranteed to create no controversy, Republican lawmakers are requesting the installation of taxpayer-supported security cameras to watch over a bust of Rush Limbaugh in the Missouri Capitol building  (rawstory.com) (135)
(Deadspin) Spiffy Marlins RF Giancarlo Stanton almost decapitated Marlins 1B Logan Morrison after Morrison apparently tried to cutoff Stanton's throw to home (with amazing "The Matrix" video of Morrison dodging the throw)  (deadspin.com) (21)


Thu May 24, 2012
(The Register) Cool 121-megapixel animations of the Earth from a Russian weather satellite. Hey, I think I can see Sarah Palin's house  (theregister.co.uk) (12)
(Washington Post) Strange DC's Capital Bikeshare is a program in which bicycles are made available for shared use to muggers who do not own them  (washingtonpost.com) (55)
(TMZ) Interesting Roy of Siegfried and Roy is accused of mauling his male therapists like he was a tiger and the therapists were Roy  (tmz.com) (24)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Romney: My record at Bain Capital shows I can manage the economy. Obama: Okay, let's look closely at that record. Romney: Why is Obama trying to distract from the REAL issues of the election by talking about Bain Capital?  (news.yahoo.com) (76)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Washington City Paper) Scary You're the nation's capital. How do you dispose of personnel files? A) Retain, then dispose of securely, B) Retain indefinitely, or C) Cram an abanoned car full & set it on fire. And some dumpsters. At the fire academy  (washingtoncitypaper.com) (16)
(Politico) Hero Candidate promises to smoke a joint on the steps of Capitol Hill to draw attention to the, uh..., the, uh...yeah...the thing. That thing thing there that he was talking about. You know, that thing  (politico.com) (54)
(Outside) Hero Climbing duo bags Yosemite's Triple Crown--El Capitan, Half Dome, and Mt. Watkins. And they do it free--using ropes only for safety. Oh, and they do it in less than 24 hours, including travel time between routes  (outsideonline.com) (59)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Lincoln at The Capitol  (shorpy.com) (29)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Some Juggalo) Scary Clowning is a profession in rapid decline. "We reach out constantly to try to find the younger people to come forward and to join us." ...Yes, down here, where there's cotton candy, and rides, all sorts of surprises... balloons too  (dispatch.com) (123)
(The New York Times) Sick In 2010, the top 1% income earners gobbled up 93% of all income gains. The other 99% gobbled up an additional 80 bucks apiece  (nytimes.com) (295)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Ironic The sex-tourism capital of the world protests Lady Gaga's shows as too provocative. Wait, what?  (abclocal.go.com) (47)


Thu May 17, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Romney calls attack ad about a steel mill that Bain Capital closed down "really off target" because they hadn't finished looting the mill until after he left "so that's hardly something that should be on my watch"  (abcnews.go.com) (186)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Buffalo News) Scary Buffalo detectives solve 1994 murder after finally realizing that the guy who "found" the dismembered corpse in his yard had spent the last forty years racking up convictions for raping and killing his way across New York  (buffalonews.com) (23)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Dale Hunter steps down as coach of Washington Capitals. Team captain Alex Ovechkin looking forward to playing more than 15 minutes a game  (washingtonpost.com) (43)
(Politico) Interesting Obama releases 2-minute ad on Romney's time at Bain Capital: "They were like a vampire; they came in and sucked the life out of us"  (politico.com) (509)
(BBC) Silly "For any passengers who've not visited London before, do please prepare yourselves for the capital's overwhelmingly calm and relaxing pace of life"  (bbc.co.uk) (24)


Fri May 11, 2012
(io9) Amusing Game of Thrones decapitated Ned Stark dessert pops  (io9.com) (55)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty Imprompteux Nola Fark Party shaping up for Friday night at Cooter Brown's... DIT  (fark.com) (51)
(Daily Star) Amusing Family escape blazing inferno by leaping onto trampoline (with bonus pic of terrified one-year-old)  (dailystar.co.uk) (29)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool How many overtimes will get cut off by old ladies in hats? Eastern Conference action: Rangers/Capitals 12:30 EST  (sports.yahoo.com) (481)
(Spiegel) Interesting Photographer toured East Germany just after the fall of the Berlin Wall taking photos of decayed buildings. Ten years later he took photos again of the same things to show how capitalism revitalized what communism allowed to decay  (spiegel.de) (148)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Big 1059) Interesting Weather satellites in "rapid decline", falling faster than the Georgia Satellites  (big1059.com) (9)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Reuters) Asinine Say folks, would you like to become a rapist? Are rapists getting a bum deal in your part of the country? Worry no more fellas, I invite you to come to Montana, the land of trophy elk, big skies, and consequence-free rape  (reuters.com) (136)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Celebslam) Interesting Britney Spears in the cheap buffet capital of the world? Gee, what could possibly go wrong?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (46)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Borg says EU Needs Tougher Bank Capital Rules, must be assimilated  (finance.yahoo.com) (9)


Sat April 28, 2012
(NASCAR) Cool Tighten your belts for short track Saturday night. It's the Sprint Cup Capital City 400 from Richmond  (nascar.com) (336)


Fri April 27, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely Oil companies claim 150,000 new jobs created in 2011. In related news, 150,000 people hired last year to clean oil spill along the Gulf Coast  (money.cnn.com) (18)
(LA Times) Fail The number one radio station in Los Angeles, entertainment capital of the world, is... Pandora. Tag is for Clear Channel  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (67)


Thu April 26, 2012
(NPR) Obvious Arizona migrant case could lead to sweeping changes. Also dishwashing changes, landscaping changes, and nanny changes  (npr.org) (404)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Man accused of raping four prostitutes in Pontiac. Subby is guessing it wasn't a Fiero  (myfoxdetroit.com) (85)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Ironic Cuban actors in a Cuban film about people escaping Cuba for the US, on tour for the US opening defect to the US  (dailymail.co.uk) (100)
(Reuters) Obvious How did Wal-Mart expand to be Mexico's largest employer so rapidly?  (reuters.com) (69)
(Palm Beach New Times) Scary Everything you need to know about Mitt Romney can be summed up by this article detailing his stint with Bain Capital  (browardpalmbeach.com) (373)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Obvious Today's Fark headline: "Rapists living next to Iowa grannies?"   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (24)
(Google) Ironic Norway shooter says his original plan included decapitating the former Prime Minister and posting the video of it online. You know, to make a statement about how barbaric and dangerous Muslims are  (google.com) (77)


Sat April 14, 2012
(New York Daily News) Florida Four species of poisonous caterpillars invade Florida, which is rapidly becoming America's Australia - only with more old people and inferior football  (nydailynews.com) (34)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Boing Boing) Fail Skeptic arrested and charged with blasphemy for pointing out a "miracle" was actually a leaky pipe and capillary action at work. See India, this is why you can't have nice things  (boingboing.net) (139)
(YouTube) Video Your vapid flavor-of-the-month musical reality show is invalid, because today is Al Green's birthday  (youtube.com) (27)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Accused serial rapist says victim ate chicken in a suggestive way. Cluck you  (thisislondon.co.uk) (57)


Sun April 08, 2012
(BBC) Scary Drug-resistant malaria is spreading rapidly. It's enough to make you shiver  (bbc.co.uk) (36)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Gizmodo) Followup Look Who's Stalking Too  (gizmodo.com) (6)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Rahm Emanuel says Chicago is very close to allowing an old, dilapidated structure use city funds to try and fix their perennially collapsing infrastructure. But enough about the Cubs  (suntimes.com) (22)
(WISHTV) Sick In a gesture of disrespect to Caturday, man found "playing baseball" with heads of decapitated cats after setting aunt's house on fire  (wishtv.com) (57)


Mon April 02, 2012
(onlineathens) Interesting Native Americans used a method of dramatically shaping trees in order to mark trails and other important landmarks. Many of these trees, bent 90 degrees and running parallel to the ground, are being rediscovered today  (onlineathens.com) (40)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Deadspin) Spiffy 5'9" James Justice shuts down NCAA dunk contest with raw power, absurd vertical leaping ability  (deadspin.com) (29)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Outside) Unlikely The campfire--complete with the charred hot dogs and your stoner friend's sloppy rendition of "Comfortably Numb" on the acoustic--may be the reason homo sapiens conquered planet Earth  (outsideonline.com) (33)


Wed March 28, 2012
(The Consumerist) Stupid Atheist orders custom Capitol One card with a red "A" on it. It's rejected, since they don't allow "religious imagery." Except, of course, for any of the pre-approved Jesus images available in their online gallery  (consumerist.com) (283)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Hero High-class Spanish hookers refuse to service bankers until they open up lines of credit to cash-strapped families. Viva el capitalismo  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Bend, Oregon is America's new capital of beer tourism, thanks to thirst of skiers, rock climbers, river rafters, and other extreme drinkers  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (100)


Thu March 22, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass High school drug counselor accused of giving students a safe space to have sex with each other. And then videotaping them  (cnn.com) (35)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Whats up, Doc?) Hero One doctor speaks out against transvaginal ultrasound. "If you are forced to enter an image into the patient chart, ultrasound the bedsheets and enter 'poor acoustic window...plus, I'm not a rapist'"  (whatever.scalzi.com) (292)
(Some Guy) Hero A member of the California Board of Equalization is seeking an author to his bill that would limit sales tax on gasoline to the first $4 per gallon  (scvnews.com) (55)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Sasquatch discovered in Florida, where he owes $1.3 million in liens on dilapidated home  (sun-sentinel.com) (62)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious The value of Chicago's patent power is rapidly approaching jack shiat. Go fark yourselves, corruption central  (chicagotribune.com) (20)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Metro) Misc Goetze "not ready" to play for Arsenal; Arsenal admits the plan to sign the midfielder was a stretch all along, and his absence will leave a gaping, monstrous void  (metro.co.uk) (17)


Thu March 15, 2012
(WTAM) Obvious Capistrano has its returning swallows. Alaska has the humpback whales. Cleveland has...turkey vultures  (wtam.com) (58)
(Yahoo) Followup Truly a day to wipe away what could have been a messy battle: The great toilet paper crisis in New Jersey's capital city is over  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (28)


Wed March 14, 2012
(CNN) Followup Alabama woman that made her 9 year old granddaughter run until she died for eating a piece of chocolate has been charged with capital murder. Prosecutors will seek the death penalty  (cnn.com) (436)


Fri March 09, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Asinine Sheriff Arapio would like to prove that Obama was born in Kenya, but he can't because of missing records so that proves Obama's records are false or something  (wnd.com) (163)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail While advertisers are fleeing Rush Limbaugh, Missouri is giving him his own statue in the state capitol  (aflcio.org) (174)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Some Crocus pic) Advice Time for a garden thread. Who's got crocus already? Strarted your seeds yet? Any major landscaping projects lined up?  (i222.photobucket.com) (284)


Fri March 02, 2012
(TSN) Fail Price leads Montreal to comeback victory, with beauty save to clinch shootout win. Just kidding, they blew a three-goal lead with under four minutes left escaping with the W after Setoguchi tripped and fell on Minnesota's final shot  (tsn.ca) (68)
(The Raw Story) Spiffy Capitalism  (rawstory.com) (52)


Mon February 27, 2012
(ZDNet) Amusing Nokia releases new Symbian smart phone with 41 megapixel camera. That vibrate mode must sure be something  (zdnet.com) (35)


Sat February 25, 2012
(MSNBC) Scary Eight reasons why gas prices will hit $5/gallon this year. "Because fark you, that's why" suspiciously absent  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (299)


Fri February 24, 2012
(The New York Times) Fail Romney: The car companies should have been bailed out by private capital instead of the government. Former car czar: Uh, we talked to every single possible private financer and nobody wanted any part of it  (nytimes.com) (177)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Fox 4 KC) Hero Woman with brass ovaries captures rapist running from the scene by pretending to help him get away  (fox4kc.com) (54)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Politico) Unlikely Romney campaign spent more than twice as much cash as it raised last month, may become target for takeover by Bain Capital  (politico.com) (62)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Fark) Survey Does Anyone Else Get Annoyed With Incorrect Capitalization?  (fark.com) (213)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Scary FBI foils a plot by a man to bomb U.S. capitol. Arrested him as he was on the way to the building, with a vest full of what he thought were explosives   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (296)


Thu February 16, 2012
(KATU) Stupid If you can think of something to do with 20,000 cubic yards of smashed bottles, the recycling capital of the US would like to talk to you  (katu.com) (89)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Showbiz Spy) Stupid Reggie Bush might be drawn to Kim Kardashian again, just as steel is drawn to a syphilitic, vapid, self-interested magnet  (showbizspy.com) (18)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Think Progress) Obvious In keeping with the Right's War on Women, FoxNews pundit advocates the raping of female members of the military, saying "What did they expect?"  (thinkprogress.org) (1120)
(LAist) Sad On the rise rap songstress commits suicide by leaping off radio tower. Didn't count on Whitney Houston dying this week  (laist.com) (32)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Baltimore Sun) Asinine Baltimore's new police videotaping policy -- you have an absolute right to tape, but we'll arrest you for loitering  (baltimoresun.com) (207)
(The New York Times) Cool We are rapidly approaching the 40th anniversary of the greatest kiss in television history. "Well, what the hell. He said it was in his contract"  (nytimes.com) (84)


Sat February 11, 2012
(NYPost) Dumbass Accused child rapist Sandusky: "Everyone's turned on me." Hmm, maybe that's because you're an ACCUSED CHILD RAPIST  (nypost.com) (81)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Slate) Obvious The good news for Santorum: raising $1m in just 24 hours. The bad news: Gingrich is vowing to stay in the race till the bitter end. Romney smiles from high atop his heaping bags of cash  (slate.com) (50)
(MSNBC) Obvious Mexico wants to be less decapitatey, more touristy  (itineraries.msnbc.msn.com) (77)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Top 3 things not to wear when escaping from prison: #3 - Heart monitor, #2 - Hospital gown, #1 - Leg irons  (orlandosentinel.com) (25)
(wistv.com) Cool Bank of America has achieved the pinnacle of capitalism. They can repossess your property, foreclose on your home, and now they can kill you without repercussion. Bow to your corporate overlords and pay tribute so that they may let you live  (wistv.com) (116)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Amusing 1,721 megapixel image of Lucas Oil Stadium during the Super Bowl. Share your observations   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (174)
(MSNBC) Spiffy New 36.3 megapixel camera coming from Nikon in March. WANT  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (151)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Toronto Sun) Obvious Machete wielding rapist deemed dangerous offender. You don't say?  (torontosun.com) (27)


Tue January 31, 2012
(WXYZ Detroit) Strange Man in clown costume robs convenience store, seen escaping in small car with 15 to 20 accomplices  (wxyz.com) (43)

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