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Fri December 19, 2014
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The eight lamest capitulations in entertainment, sports and politics before Sony raised the bar for everyone else
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Thu December 18, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sexy psychologist decapitates her 'abusive' husband, chops up his body with a chainsaw then scatters the remains all across Mexico City... then takes a Ta Da bow to family and friends to make it seem like he was still alive
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(99)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Cow jumps six-foot fence, damages three vehicles as it leads police on chase through town after escaping from butcher, offered athletic scholarship to Bovine University
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(36)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman shocked onlookers in the Afghan capital of Kabul after walking through the ultra-conservative Muslim city with her bare legs on full show" (pics)
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(122)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
"Are much lower oil prices good news for the U.S. economy? Only if you like collapsing capital expenditures, rising unemployment and a potential financial implosion on Wall Street"
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(67)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Decapitation, boiling skulls: Classical music was apparently metal before Metal
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(12)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research on Vikings finds that they didn't do much actual raping and pillaging and when they did get in their longboats to go to another country, it was for a family vacation with the wives and kids
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Fri December 05, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Retouched portrait of Schwarzenegger hung in California capitol. Onlookers remarked "Hey, remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger was the f*cking governor of California?" and "Yeah, LOL WTF?"
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Been avoiding dating sites because they try to limit your sprawling sexuality into too few categories? Good news, your sapiosexual cisgengered heteroquestioning panthroandrogynous tendencies can now be advertised
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(178)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this landscaping service
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(8)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state agrees that Satanists must have equal representation in the capitol
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(49)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
Wealthy venture capitalist: Rich people like me have been screwing you all for over 30 years - and here's why you really should stop us immediately
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(222)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
For some, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" was a warning about the dire economic consequences of unfettered Capitalism, but *puts on sunglasses* it's a Nietzsche market
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
They had me at "marketing director for an anti-capitalist group"
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(98)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ayy.... Vegemite, Kellogg's and Cadbury fund terrorism through Kingpin Freddo the Frog. You tell anyone I told you and you'll be the first one to croak capisce?
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(21)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The problem with Uber isn't that they're ethically-challenged, it's that they're getting caught at being ethically-challenged, according to the venture capitalist who owns a stake in their biggest competitor
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(124)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"With the Beer Mile World Championships rapidly approaching, Lance Armstrong, who probably doesn't have a lot to do these days, decided to give it a try. Surprisingly, one of the world's greatest athletes can't drink and run for shiat"
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(26)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet the seven year old who's taking New York's art scene by storm, with paintings fetching up to $10,000 apiece. No, your dumbass kid's fingerpainted hand turkey doesn't compare
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(174)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha, the Hipster capital of the Midwest, has just discovered poutine
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(69)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts advise same-sex couples to get a pre-nup before marrying, because you don't want to leave custody of the Papillon to chance
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(7)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian decapitates friend because he practiced "witchcraft." Sounds like he snorted a pillar of bath salts
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Queen Latifah cancels scheduled Bill Cosby appearance because she doesn't care for rapists, Jell-O pudding pops
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Wed October 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The people who thought that the man who just decapitated a woman and kicked her head down the street before jumping in front of a train was just a Halloween prank didn't know he was having a 'Ta Da' moment
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Social experiment: A week after an attack on the capital by a Muslim extremist what does it take to get the average Canadian to react violently to a Muslim trying to ride a bus?
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(39)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Teamrock Metal Hammer)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Decapitated escape serious bus crash"
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(8)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Angry man taunts another man at the airport for wearing a pink shirt. Things rapidly go downhill from there
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(367)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Rapid advances in technology have rifted education from needed skills, and the rise of digital technologies are likely playing that part in creating the extreme elite class
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
I think we can all be proud of the rapper who sells his face...on Ebola masks. Ah, rhythmic capitalism
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tennessee has the lowest per capita tax revenue in the USA. Let's see how this real world Galt's Gulch is prospering, shall we?
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(216)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh for f*ck's sake. If we keep getting any more waves of House republicans, we're gonna have to put the Capitol out to sea.... Actually, I'm okay with this
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(70)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Capital One shares fall after the company shows that there is not much in their wallet
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(18)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
In other news, Drupal had an SQL injection vulnerability in its anti-SQL injection code
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(38)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Millennials are re-shaping how charity and online giving work. That's gotta be worth some kind of trophy, right?
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(81)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Talent agency cuts ties with Stephen Collins. "We don't represent child rapists"
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(60)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what uniform changes are in store for this NHL season? Come for the Washington Capitals Winter Classic design, stay for the Pittsburgh Penguins throwback
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(30)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cornell West isn't an Obama fan anymore: "The state of Black America in the age of Obama has been one of desperation, confusion and capitulation"
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old "Good child" arrested for raping 69 year old male jogger. "I know he didn't do it," his mother said. "He ain't a pedophile," another family member said
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Remember the Alabama school that used a schoolgirl as bait to catch a rapist? Official court documents show the sting was even more disgusting than you originally thought
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Thu October 02, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Recently convicted dog rapist back in jail for sexually assaulting a (human) friend while she slept
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Van Der Sloot: convicted murderer, alleged extortionist, suspected rapist, accomplice to fatherhood
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Tue September 30, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's family hoped to capitalize on the exonerated trigger-happy murderer's infamy by getting a reality television show, saying they "got the idea from the Kardashians." Fortunately, Hollywood refused
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Mon September 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Brown's mother and girlfriend have asked his therapist to get Brown away from gang activity. That should work marvelously
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(15)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker
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Fri September 26, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Satan worshipper says prison chaplain treated his religion differently from others, wants $150k and a decapitated chicken for his troubles
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(54)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Putin: 'If I wanted, in two days I could have Russian troops not only in Kiev, but also in Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw and Bucharest." He also could start WW3 because all but one of those are capitals of NATO countries
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Having a dispute over a parking meter? Whipping out a sawzall and decapitating the meter will surely help the situation
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(33)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover 14 beer caves outside of Cedar Rapids described as "impossibly dangerous" to explore
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Wed September 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
So...who gets Scotland's nuclear arsenal? Or will they just sell it to the highest bidder in order to have some kind of capital to fall back on?
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(90)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Airport federal agents seize 66 bars of soapium
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(18)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS picks up a comedy about two best friends who open a meatball restaurant only to realize that they hate working with each other, so they start seeing a couples therapist. And no, this isn't by Chuck Lorre oddly enough
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Thu September 11, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Knoxville news station was taping morning program when suddenly OMG GIANT BATS (w/video)
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(51)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Interviewer calls Mike Tyson a convicted rapist to his face on live TV. It goes about as well as you would expect
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(61)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Next up in the Sports/Crime/NCAA lineup-The University of Oregon presents "Rapists still need to make academic progress to keep our graduation numbers up"
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(16)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God lets Nicaragua know that He's watching by sending a meteor straight into the capital
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(51)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Get rid of all the Twits in your life through trademark enforcement
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(9)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
As we near the mid-terms, let's see how the Senate is shapin-OH DEAR GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY PRECIOUS
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(41)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"Meet the gubernatorial candidates for Massachusetts" Hmm, lawyer, lawyer, venture capitalist, venture capitalist, healthcare guru, healthcare exec, pastor, nut
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(25)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cab company Uber must be stopped by any means necessary. It is the true embodiment of unrestrained hypercapitalism. And together, we can destroy it
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(168)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"I have here in my hand a list of 24 atheists who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the United States Congress"
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(134)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Good reasons to cancel a reality show: ratings have tanked, network has contract dispute with producers, one of the stars was charged with raping his 12-year-old daughter
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(226)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
London cyclists 'collide with 25% of guide dogs' working in the capital
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(22)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Georgia reinstates gun rights for convicted rapist and ex-cop. Still can't be a cop though
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(69)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel (D-enial), "Chicago is not the murder capital." He must be using a definition that includes Transylvania during the reign of Vlad the Impaler
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(168)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're a California state senator, don't Tweet pictures of your drunken parties at the state Capitol
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(27)
 

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