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67 headlines found matching 'API'
Sun July 26, 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Arizona man decapitates woman, two dogs, chops off his arm and then gouges out eye because there was nothing else to do in Phoenix today
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In one pit, the archaeologists found a decapitated sheep's body with a cow skull on its rear." Wow, the Druids knew how to party
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Delta moves to capitalize on its recent run of improved performance and passenger satisfaction by making its SkyMiles program about as transparent as a politician's financial statement
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want a little escapism? Watch how Fark's favorite Taiwanese animators put their spin on the prison breakout of El Chapo Guzman
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Sun July 19, 2015
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(111)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The Florida man arrested for raping an alligator was actually arrested for raping a child. And a peacock. So we're awfully sorry if you thought ill of him due to our error
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(41)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sentinel Chicken tests positive for West Nile virus. Man, Marvel's really scraping the bottom of the barrel for superheroes nowdays
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(27)
 
(MoveOn)
 
 
 
Step 1: Remove Confederate Flag from South Carolina capitol. Step 2: Add André 3000 and Big Boi to Stone Mountain. And a Cadillac. Step 3: GAYBOLA FOR EVERYONE
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Sun July 12, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nation's capital is turning parking spots along busy streets into fun 6' x 12' parks where kids can play. What could possibly go wrong?
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(86)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Since a new ruling in Oklahoma likely means a Satanic statue on the capitol grounds will be removed, supporters of it are scouting out the next best location for it: Arkansas
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Sun July 05, 2015
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Renegade therapists spurn traditional playbook, urge couples to have hot monkey sex before tackling their relationship issues, rather than the other way around
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(63)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If your summer plans included going to see the statue of Satan on the grounds of the Oklahoma capital building, I am afraid I have some bad news for you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland pastor: "Yes, let's look at 'Biblical Marriage.' We have marrying your deceased brother's widow, marrying your rapist (50 coin payment first), handing out women of conquered nations, and let's not forget marrying your slaves"
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(176)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Civil rights became such a popular cause that the Court has been living off the moral capital of Brown ever since. Someone has problem with that
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Sun June 28, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michael Moore, on the bail and legal fees of that woman who climbed the flagpole outside the SC capital building and took down the Confederate flag: "I got this"
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Fri June 26, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon cancels taping of his show after hand injury
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(27)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Take down the Confederate flag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor Charleston victims." - notorious social justice warrior Mitt Romney
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Alien UFO fires energy beam over U.S. Capitol, lands at secret ET base beneath White House"
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(58)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland Terrapin football games about to get a lot more tolerable to watch in person. No, this solution does not involve the team actually winning more games
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's Trade Day on Capital Hill today. I will totally swap my rookie Rubio and mint-conditioned Cruz (with the "real" first name) for your entire Senate Intelligence committee collection and Mitch McConnell dressed as Yurtle the Turtle
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Talk therapy can help people sleep better. Which is no surprise to anyone who has ever had more than a five minute conversation with a therapist
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If your therapist's shopping list includes oranges, duct tape, baby powder, and handcuffs, chances are that it's going to come up at their trial for bogus gay conversion therapy
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Thu June 11, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
The Vietnam Memorial is a black slab of shame built by godless communists who want to portray war as something bad rather than the actualization of the almighty Lord's plan to bring capitalism to the savages
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Two convicted murderers don't even need to take the sh*thole route when escaping through tunnels to get out of maximum security prison. Andy Dufresne impressed
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker. Tonight our host will have a friend joining him in the studio (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Thu June 04, 2015
(RTT News)
 
 
 
House Committee holds hearings on Takata airbag recalls. Or, as a recall of airbags on Capitol Hill is called, "election day"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Detroit, long known as America's crime and murder capital, hopes to lure tech start-ups away from Silicon Valley. It's good to dream, Detroit
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
"How Homo sapiens became world's dominant species." Uh, I'm gonna guess because all those other hominids we only see in museums, we killed them, right? Like we kill EVERYTHING
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese inventor wants to bring high-end electric scooters to the west for $1,000 apiece: "Li's offering has a design that evokes comparisons to the Vespa and will be powered by the same lithium-ion batteries that go into the Tesla Model S"
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Bridge was built by innovative free-market capitalists, without government intervention or assistance. If you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
Who is to blame for Florida State being so much better than Florida and Miami. Is it A) Jimbo Fisher, B) Will Muschamp or C) Nevin Shapiro?
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Wed May 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tickets for FA Cup finals at Wembley go on sale for £11,000 apiece
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(7)
 
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Duggar cached website: "Rape and incest represent heinous crimes and as such should be treated as capital crimes"
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad detonates "suspicious" pressure cooker found in a car near the Capitol. So either it was a bomb, or someone's Memorial Day picnic just got ruined
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Sat May 23, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Over the past year, anti-NSA pranksters have hidden dozens of mini tape recorders under tables and benches around New York City, secretly taping people's conversations. This week, they launched a website where they've posted them"
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Fri May 22, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mama June suing TLC over cancellation of Honey Boo-Boo, claims her rapist boyfriend isn't as bad as the Duggar molester. Looks like someone forgot people in glass trailer parks shouldn't throw stones
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain presents ten rules for grilling a hamburger that won't suck. "Are you heaping your grill with coals and then dousing them with accelerants because a high flame somehow looks cool and makes your penis feel larger? Don't bother"
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Fifteen secrets of the Colorado State Capitol Building. The fact that Denver is the secret capital of the U.S. strangely absent
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mario Gotze's talent is being wasted at Bayern Munich, says Oliver Kahn. It might seem gapingly obvious, but Kahn's really, really stretching the truth
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
-ure the Washington Capitals are, they were up 3-1 in their series with the New York Rangers but squandered it away
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Wed May 13, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Alright, Hockey Farkers. One game tonight: Crapitals vs Rags, game 7, at MSG. There will be blood on the ice tonight. Puck drops at 7:30 PM EDT
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A salute to AOL's Tim Armstrong: ineffectual, vapid and stupid
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Wed May 06, 2015
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Toronto wants to be known as the craft beer capital of the world so they can feel what it's like to win something
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Sat May 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police trying to manage May Day protests in Seattle were called to remove a shirtless man from inside a basketball hoop. And then things went rapidly downhill after that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New app will make you fluent in Klingon. Being fluent is apparently very important, due to subtle inflection and capitalization rules. "If you change a lower case q to an upper case Q, a sentence can go from meaning 'trust me' to 'strangle me'"
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giant rats hired for $12,000 apiece to sniff out TB
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(12)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
And then there were 8.. Let the Babcock Games begin. Cool: first night of Round 2. Cooler: two games tonight. Coolerest: not at the same time. First up, Rangers host the Capitals @ 7:30 ET then Ducks host the Flames @ 10:00 ET
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
The science of the female orgasm explained, without using the phrase "leaping for the clitoris like a bull at a gate"
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
BOMB scare forces evacuation of Iowa Capitol. And is this case, BOMB is an acronym for "Burnt Out Macaroni Bowl"
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scottish soccer player livens up practice by mixing in the javelin toss. Teammate with gaping leg wound not nearly as amused
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(13)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(10)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Papillion, Nebraska gives people a reason to visit this summer: A massive 1000-foot water slide going down three lanes of traffic and a city street
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
News: Abraham Lincoln misquoted again on Ohio state capitol building. Fark: It was deliberate
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(15)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 20 ways your friends judge your home, and it only takes 26 seconds for them to figure out you're a slob whose last cleaning effort involved duct-taping Magic Dusters to the dog
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York's corrupt new assembly speaker is shaping up to be just as corrupt as the previous corrupt assembly speaker
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(19)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the baseball season, and the NL East is shaping up like everyone expected with the dominant New York Mets leading the resilient Atlanta Braves by a game-and-a-half and wait, what? Seriously? This isn't some sort of alternate reality?
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Bill Shuster, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chairman, is getting to the mile high club without ever leaving the Capitol. "She doesn't lobby my office." Sure, she doesn't, Bill
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus shows her boobs. Six more weeks of vapidness (probably not safe for work)
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(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five arguments loom in upcoming gay marriage case, most notably: who gets custody of the papillon in a divorce?
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(70)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Post Office declares war on Congress. Lands attack Gyrocopter on front lawn of capitol building
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(249)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former governor of Massachusetts cashes in, takes high-dollar job at Bain Capital. Degree of difficulty: not Mitt Romney
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(18)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NRA President Wayne LaPierre actually goes there: "Eight years of one demographically symbolic President Is enough"
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(317)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Capitalism, How does it work?
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(52)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wiccans say Indiana religious freedom law opens the door to polygamy, nude rituals at the Capitol. Silly Wiccans, don't you realize "religious freedom" only applies to Christians in this country?
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(138)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The world's poverty is now at its lowest rate than ever before in history. Thanks, capitalism
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