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Sat January 21, 2017
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(NBC)
 
 
 
The post-inauguration SNL will have Aziz Ansari hosting, Big Sean musicing, and Tiny Hands Baldwin trolling @POTUS into a tweetrage at 11:30 ET on NBC
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While Trump is busy at the inauguration ceremony, US Intelligence officials will be analyzing intercepted communications and financial transactions between Russian officials and the Trump campaign
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas teen pushing to make an official state dinosaur. Mike Huckabee honored by the nomination
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Help, my hotel is buried under an avalanche." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn't." "What the--? We need help here." "Oh, I'm sorry, this is the argument line"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Oh No He Just Ditten" brought to you by Bill Belichick, when asked how valuable home field advantage is: "I don't know. Go ask Dallas and Kansas City"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hundreds of wolf-dog hybrids illegally sold in Italy. That's nothing, you should see the Hungarian spiderbat black market
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor Brownback, "Kansas is the envy of the world". Former Governor John Carlin, "Yeah, about that"
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Sat January 14, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's College Basketball Saturday, featuring #1 Baylor at #25 Kansas State, #5 Gonzaga vs #21 SMC, #7 Duke at #14 Louisville, #9 FSU at #11 UNC, and #12 Butler vs #15 Xavier, among many others. First games tip-off at Noon ET
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Fri January 13, 2017
(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas and Louisiana love the Netflix show Scandal while California goes for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Seems appropriate
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alburquerque to Kansas City, via stops in Detroit and Los Angeles. It's not just a typical Delta Airlines route
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Enormous revenue from Kansas tax cuts still expected. This headline is not a joke
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pet deer named after Bambi's friend shot by evil game warden just because there's a law against having deer as pets, which to be fair, sounds like a really dumb law in rural Kansas
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Need something to give you hope for our politics in our nation? The Republican governor of Arkansas says the state should stop honoring Robert E. Lee on the same day as Martin Luther King because "it's the right thing to do"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov. Voodoo Economics proposes -- make sure you're sitting down for this -- robbing the future to cover a deficit caused by tax cuts that didn't exactly bring rainbow-shiatting unicorns
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Fri December 30, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
News: Arkansas football player arrested for shoplifting at Belk department store. FARK: His team is playing in the Belk Bowl
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In Arkansas Christmas doesn't officially start until one family member pulls a knife on another
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas can't fix its budget deficit, so they are planning on stealing unclaimed property to try and fix it
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Forget Villanova, UCLA and Kansas. The biggest question in NCAA basketball is if Central Michigan's Marcus Keene will be college basketball's first 30 ppg scorer in 20 years. And by the way, he's only 5'9"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There are now three Arkansas representatives voted into office as Democrats who have switched allegiance and become Republicans. "This is not a decision I made lightly"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Following a heart-breaking, 21-13 loss in Kansas City, Oakland Raiders fans show the class and sportsmanship of true champions. Nah, I'm just kidding. They started a pier-6 brawl in the nosebleed section (w/ video, Not safe for work language)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arkansas court rules that two women can't be listed on a birth certificate even if they are sisters
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Republican Senators tackle the biggest issue of the day and settle it once and for all - the battle over who has the better cheese dip: Arkansas or Texas
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Horse drawn carriage accident injures three in Kansas City. This is not a repeat from 1892
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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Sun November 27, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Chiefs ride the Broncos hard and put them up wet or can the Denver just tell Kansas City to Buck Off? Its's your SNF thread live on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TransAsian Airways going down. This article is not about that thing you tried in Thailand once
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Community College is shocked to find out one of their cheerleaders goes "Gimme a K" three times in a row
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Normally Kansas beating Texas isn't a big deal... unless, of course, that sport is football and they haven't done that since 1938
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Small Business (UK))
 
 
 
Millions of Brits admit to online shopping while drunk: "The most expensive drunken purchase was a £6,500 Volvo, with other costly transactions including a £1,700 return flight to the USA and a £300 personalised number-plate"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
There's now one stoplight in this Arkansas county. Reviews are mixed
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Fri November 04, 2016
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
In what was surely just a typo, an Arkansas county has listed HilLIARry Clinton as a candidate for president on the ballot
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas state law allows sex offenders to decorate homes, pass out candy on Halloween
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican Party sends out mailers warning you that your new neighbor is the ISIS ...because BOO
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An Arkansas woman used her position in a county judge's office to spend almost $200,000 of public money on personal items including a tuxedo for her dog
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Researchers from the University of Kansas declare that Homo Habilis was right handed. This provokes sinister reactions
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TD Ameritrade to buy Scottrade in two-step deal with TD Bank, plus a $7.95 transaction fee
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Fri October 21, 2016
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Industrial spill results in chlorine gas cloud engulfing Kansas town of 11,000
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas' conservative secretary of state: There's a very real risk illegals will sway the election in a state I don't practice law in, live in, or really even know the location of
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The state of Kansas has a lawyer citing Dred Scott in support of its position, in defense of a law aimed at limiting a woman's right to choose
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Chase drags on like dust in the wind as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Kansas for the Hollywood Casino 400, 2 PM ET on NBC
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Xfinity Series is on the real network today when they head to Kansas Speedway as the second round of the Chase begins at the appropriately named Kansas Lottery 300, 4 PM ET on NBC (assuming there's no twister and Auntie Em is okay)
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Tue October 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 400 Arkansas students diagnosed with having negligent anti-vaxxer parents
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, Arkansasians are a bunch of dumbasses
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Friendly deer named Doug captured by wildlife officers in Arkansas town, taken to "remote location"
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Wed October 05, 2016
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
PETA sent a letter to the Arkansas State Highway and Transportation Department asking to build a 5-foot-tall tombstone memorial at the site of a truck crash that injured and killed several cows last month
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Dear Entergy Electric, Please put stronger locks at your electric utility substation. Thanks. Sincerely, 8,000 Arkansas customers currently in the dark
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MLS players peeved they're still flying commercial instead of charter, bumping into same air travel hassles as commoners. "We're on a Southwest flight to Kansas City and a lady in front of us said, 'Why are you guys flying Southwest?'"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Pittsburgh Steelers take their frustration out from last week against the Kansas City Chiefs? Will Big Ben have a big field day? Will Jamaal Charles impress in his debut? Here is your Sunday Night NFL thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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Fri September 30, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientist say hiker's video of Arkansas spawned cold-blooded serpent taking on slithering orange-colored twisting viper marks a first. But enough about the 2016 campaign
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The governor of Arkansas says that if they legalize medical marijuana in the state, it would hurt businesses in the state. Namely the pharmaceutical and law enforcement businesses
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas goes broke after judge orders state to pay lawyers challenging same-sex marriage ban $295,000
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Two companies you hate are financing blockchain transactions in the cloud as a service, so that's really six things to hate. Isn't technology wonderful?
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