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452 headlines found matching 'ANI'
Thu July 02, 2015
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain confirms he's got too much on his plate to ever cook professionally again. "I have to be delusional, a megalomaniac, and egotistically far beyond what I already am to think that at 58 years old I am any good at it"
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flag-burning group Disarm The Police make a panicked call to their new best friends, the police
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(186)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The War on Christianity heats up as the Episcopal Church votes to allow same sex couples to marry in their churches
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(58)
 
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Source claims Tom Cruise is quitting Scientology. Evil overlord Xenu reportedly cackling maniacally
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(52)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what's worse. That Allegiant Airlines thinks unaccompanied minors are baggage or that a Florida 15 year old doesn't have enough common sense to handle a flight delay
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(58)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man applies to have two mothers-in-law. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG or just padding your case for a possible future insanity plea
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(55)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's how various animals sound when they laugh. Your dog wants a punchline
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(7)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The system goes online June 29th, 2015. Human decisions are removed from photo identification. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes racist at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, June 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug
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(130)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
You think YOUR mating habits are weird, but you're not a flatworm: "Zoologists have discovered the extraordinary lengths to which this animal is willing to go in order to reproduce - including injecting sperm directly into their own heads"
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Simpsons creator Matt Groening sued by ex-employee for being "anti-Hispanic". Bumblebee Man and Senor Spielbergo have already been subpoenaed to testify
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(61)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Eugenie Bouchard's black bra runs afoul of Wimbledon's dress code. Moaning, grunting, shrieking, all still okay
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(43)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Redmond: Latest Windows 10 build has 'no significant known issues'. White Star Line: Our new luxury liner Titanic has 'no significant known issues'
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(95)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World flushes a plan to sell desserts shaped like animal poop
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, and Kate Hudson will star alongside former Preakness contender Julia Roberts in Mother's Day dramedy
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(28)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Liquor may be privatized in Pennsylvania soon
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
Charlie Daniels starts unhinged anti-Obama rant with "Dear Mr. President, This letter is not written in a spirit of hate, disrespect, nor is it motivated in any way by racial bias" and you can guess how it goes from there
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(249)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
How do you say "Peter Piper picked a pack of pecker peppers" in Spanish?
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(41)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 12 worst companies to work for. Surprisingly, Assistant Crack Whores, Inc. didn't make the list this year
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(142)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman vanishes after snorkeling off Curacao. Apparently you can't really tell when that stuff goes bad
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(44)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Just because you moonlight as a mystical energy healer, that doesn't mean you can't also work as the Chief Executive of the Tasmanian Health Service... Apparently
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SCOTUS affirms Mitt Romney's healthcare plan, wildlife officials make little Boo Boo and euthanize wrong bear, and Toshiro Mifune honored with Hollywood star, letter opener: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 6/21 - 6/27
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(1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get ready for Falkland War #2, Argentinian judge orders asset seizure from British and American companies looking for oil deposits around the island
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(185)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a video of an animated mouse voiced by a major news anchor promulgating a millennial old practice that's backed by science and is only 2 minutes long," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(23)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Think this little animal looks cute and cuddly? Think again
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(15)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Mushroom that has squid-like tentacles found in Japan, will be the adversary in several upcoming high school girl themed anime shows
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford professor warns us humanity could be eradicated by machines after seeing The Terminator
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(65)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
First the US government wanted Burning Man to build them a $1 million luxury compound for VIPs, now they also want them to supply unlimited access to ice cream, Choco Tacos, and Chobani Yogurt. Sounds like someone is planning on having the munchies
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Florida public health officials say there's nothing to panic about over flesh-eating bacteria outbreak. In other words, Florida is suffering an outbreak of FLESH EATING BACTERIA SO RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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(18)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Twenty years after it debuted, Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill" returns to the Billboard charts in the same week where its total sales surpass 15 million
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Scientists Can Finally Tell Animal's Head From Its Butt. What experts thought was Hallucigenia's head turned out to be fluid from its anus." I think we've all been there amirite?
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(26)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 139: Cheick Kongo vs Alexander Volkov. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by Legacy 42: Njokuani vs Quayhagen on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(43)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish theme park rejects racism charge, as once again the political correctness Nazis target an innocent. . . *looks at pic* holy god, what's wrong with these people?
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(233)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Flight 93 National Memorial in Pennsylvania to be opened to the public on Sept. 10, 14 years after Saddam Hussein had the plane shot down
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(20)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Animal rights charity up in arms over 'cruelty to dolphins' doll. Sales of 'Rufus the cock fighter' action figures and 'My Little Glue Factory' playsets now in doubt
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson is so desperate to sell its motorcycles that it will pay you actual money to test-drive one, presumably to cover your dry-cleaning bills after it sprays hot motor oil all over your boots
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In related news, Albania has marijuana villages
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(45)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
The first color animated images of Pluto and Charon are now available courtesy of NASA's Atari 2600 space probe
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(71)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
$1.3 million House for Sale: 3.5 baths, hardwood floors, granite counter tops, beautiful garden, good school, close to mass transit, deranged psycho who will send you threatening letters from the day you move in
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Olive Garden CEO to restaurants: Thanks for saving money by cutting back on unlimited breadsticks. Now let's talk about your carpet cleaning frequency
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(38)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
When not posing as sexy animals swirling the pole, China's national pole dancing team promotes animal rights by posing as stray caged dogs. Sounds ruff but somebody has to do it
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(45)
 
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
After teen is attacked in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, wildlife biologists euthanize wrong bear. Officials admit the mistake, but say it was only a small Boo Boo
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(32)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Oscar-winning film composer James Horner's plane diverted from its Flightplan, went down like the Titanic, made a Deep Impact
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British psy-ops squad found to have targeted Britons for psychological manipulation, which probably explains the existence of Marmite
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania brewery to sell Joe Paterno beer, reportedly marketed to underage drinkers
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton dubious that Hillary will come out swinging, Treasury Secretary announces new 7-dollar bill, and NPR listeners shoot organic, gluten-free chai from their noses in rage: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/14 - 6/20
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Sun June 21, 2015
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
At 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, June 21st, Amazon's review system became self-aware. In a panic, sock puppeteers and rival businesses try to pull the plug. Amazon fights back
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(32)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Everyone panic, it's the plague. This is not a repeat of the twelfth century (though it could be)
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Matilda the 'Alien Cat' just wants to cuddle on Caturday. She's suffering from an eye disorder that makes her look like an anime character
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(1019)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
FIFA's $30 million vanity film rakes in $918 in box office receipts. No gooooooooooooooal
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(86)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Silly: NFL team logos Canadianized. Sillier: CFL team logos Americanized
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(28)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good luck un-seeing this (Not safe for work, sanity)
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(50)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Overbearing profanity-spewing HS baseball coach fired, spurring defense from player who says coach molded him into better person... just kidding: "This man is not mentally there. He is a bully who is not mentally able to coach young men"
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(21)
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
To the military mind, nuclear bombs save lives. They compress years of bloodshed, agony, and terror into mere moments of loss. In short, they are an efficient, sanitary, and humane means of waging war
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(146)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Thanks humanity. You've just made the entire west coast toxic. Everyone grab a bucket and sponge and start cleaning up
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(79)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Elaine, don't panic. On the belt line of the automatic pilot there's a hollow tube. Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow on it.' (Not safe for work)
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(24)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio are trying to out-Hispanic one another in hopes of capturing a voter base they'll never reach
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's more fun than Tinder? A highly controlled, state-sponsored Iranian dating site to marry off unsightly singles
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(54)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
NPR listeners shoot organic, gluten-free chai from their noses in rage over Kim Kardashian's appearance on "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me"
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(134)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yet another blood moon due in September. This time EVERYBODY PANIC......... & buy my new book
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Record breaking 415-foot basketball shot made from atop Tasmania's Gordon Dam. Damn
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Number 2 terrorist organization loses number 2 leader, likely while he was taking a number 2 at the number 2 dance last night. The new number 2 confirms the death of the old number 2
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(55)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone; raccoons are not using alligators as beasts of burden and are not teaming up eradicate humanity. Yet
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(44)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum tells CO State Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt, a disgraced former Navy chaplain who believes Barack Obama is possessed by demons, that the Iranians cannot be trusted because they are "theocrats"
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(92)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Interesting graveyard photos of the gravediggers that unite the religions of Romania. Including a creepy one of digger levitating in a grave
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(17)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania legislators may finally stop oppressing their citizens and allow them to hunt with semi-automatic weapons. For Freedom
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(135)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill" turns 20. Isn't that ironic?
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(130)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Balloon animals as you've never imagined them before. Only from Japan, of course
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(22)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Graduation shenanigans
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(69)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan's next opponent: Gawker. WHACHA GONNA DO, GAWKER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
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(52)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Iranian women are protesting by showing off their hair. Long beautiful hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
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(169)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tara Schultz is shocked to discover a memoir about growing up during the Iranian revolution contains -- wait for it -- violence. This was a 200 level English lit class, so she "expected Batman and Robin." Tara Schultz, welcome to Fark
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(412)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM mechanics find that fixing a Corvette museum piece has unexpected challenges, particularly the ones which GM created
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(48)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Could any of you survive spending seven days in the wild, cut off from humanity with no Internet or other communication devices and be truly alone like this Esquire writer? Think not
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(81)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
OK, really not funny watching someone fall seven feet over a banister, but something tells subby you'll watch it over and over again because it's soooo EPIC
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(39)
 
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the reversal of the Spanish Inquisition
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(32)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Apparently there's actual islands of plastic bottles floating around in the Black Sea. The likelihood of catching fish in Romania pales in comparison to that of reeling in a syringe or a massive fridge"
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(12)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Animal welfare charity investigates report of neglected donkey, find well-treated and healthy garden ornament
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(20)
 
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Here's why you can't go through life counting on video-game mechanics to save you
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(59)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
MERS ability to jump from animals to humans puzzles scientists who have never watched Cujo
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(12)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Reality doesn't exist unless somebody is watching it. Humanity can't be watching the entire universe all at once, so who else is out there?
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(78)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these animals not in the wild
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GMO-free is a marketing gimmick, although your social-media friends who post lots of stock photos of people doing yoga accompanied by inspirational sayings believe otherwise
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(261)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "Bleach out my ______, I will never do that again....I was so new and naive in the business, I didn't know that I could say 'no.'"
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'm open to everything that's consenting and doesn't involve an animal," she said, posing naked with a pig (not safe for work)
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(61)
 
(Big Think)
 
 
 
"When you put shelter animals in pet stores, something amazing happens"
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bush decides to not hire David Koch as his campaign manager. Sorry, I mean Kochel, which is Spanish for "the Koch"
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(21)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Oh the hamanity
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(14)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Single-malt ice creams launched in Scotland so you don't have to mix your own Laphroag and cherry vanilla floats like a sucker
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(9)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter: "It's time for Republicans to give up on women, blacks, and Hispanics and focus on who really matters - white people"
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(170)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it was like on the Titanic that fateful night it went down? Now for upwards of $500 you can find out
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(86)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cleaning crew
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(22)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The D-Day landings at Normandy occurred 71 years ago today. Here is the riveting story of two first wave rifle companies on Omaha Beach
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(111)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh deer, rejected ugly-ass baby white-face fawn finds a new home at an animal farm
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter says he will spend his final days in office trying to reform the soccer organization. Which starts as soon as he begins cleaning out his desk
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(15)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman declares on house floor that God must understand Spanish because he named his only son Jesus
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(87)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Spanish woman denied the right to sell hot property on eBay. Difficulty: Plots of land on the sun
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(88)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
These period-proof underwear may eradicate the need for tampons and sanitary towels: "I have now been wearing my THINX Hiphugger for about 8 hours and no complaints. I can't even tell I have them on - which is what women want"
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(129)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why you hate [insert large faceless corporation here]: "these companies lack incentives to treat their customers like anything but whiney meat sacks linked to checking accounts"
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In 2010, while the economy was still a smoldering ruin thanks to their mortgage market shenanigans, US prosecutors summoned Goldman-Sachs execs to Washington for a sit-down- to talk about terrorism funding, and ONLY that
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(13)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
T-Mobile in talks to merge with Dish Network, meaning your calls will get dropped when it rains and your TV will be impossible to hear in a building
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(56)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"If same-sex marriage is recognized by our government, that will criminalize Christianity." Huh. Last I had heard, it was going to have people marrying turtles
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(98)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The man who organized an anti-Muslim protest in front of a Phoenix mosque admits that in the end it was a pretty stupid idea. "This whole thing did blow up in my face"
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(108)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Good news: Activists have revived an organism thought to have died out in Europe. Not so fast: Activists are anti-vaxxers, and the organism is diphtheria
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(229)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Humanity has been pushed to the edge of extinction by international corporations tricking us into using contraception
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(175)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Walmart asks suppliers of animal products to treat their animals better than Walmart treats its employees
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's no telling the shenanigans a terrorist would get up to if he had access to a Massachusetts CVS
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(46)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Yeah, so one of our cops beat a dude up and now we're out a bunch of cash. Meaning that you, the taxpayer, are out a bunch of cash"
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(102)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spanish economy finally awakens from its siesta
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(8)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Chemical companies to write own chemical safety standards with the new "We're going to soooooo screw over the American people" act
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(32)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
As the Western drought continues, whitewater rafting companies are adapting to lower water levels. The new model seems to be an inner tube with a beer cooler tied to it
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(42)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
NewsFlash
 
Either Godzilla's waking up, or there were just a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon Coast. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(136)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, who apparently never got around to reading the Constitution while serving as a US Representative, is upset we can't force recent immigrants to "assimilate" by adopting "America's predominant religion," Christianity
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(151)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new viral craze is sweeping across Korea; EVERYBODY PANIC
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(44)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Egypt was humanity's gateway out of Africa, says anyone that has read a map
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(25)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Oregonians again will compete in singles and doubles tournaments to earn a spot in the American Cornhole Organization's World Championships of Cornhole and the opportunity to be crowned the king or queen of cornhole. CORNHOLE
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Every drone that's sold in the United States, whether it's made here or abroad, can have built into the drone itself a mechanism that doesn't let it fly in certain places." stated the US Senator
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(106)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter pulls the "hate campaign" card, suggests arrests of FIFA officials may have been attempt to hijack organization
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(67)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
The Pentagon: Yeah, about that live anthrax we sent out... turns out we sent them out to more laboratories then we first thought. But there is no need to panic, this was our bad and we will investigate until we know how it happened
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(34)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Animal control officers called to protect neighborhood from stuffed tiger
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(17)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dispute over last remaning BBQ rib leaves one woman with a piercing stare
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(51)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor hopes the film "San Andreas" will get residents to prepare for a major earthquake. Just like "Titanic" helped prepare travelers taking a cruise with Carnival
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(51)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center issues hurricane season prediction. Stores begin stocking up on bottled water, people begin buying wood to board their windows, home insurance companies begin raising their rates 50%
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian authorities arrest suspected Pakistani spy. Difficulty: Pigeon
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(15)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Japan is building the Internet of Animals because, well, it's Japan, you have to ask?
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To prove not all billionaire CEOs are heartless and greedy thugs, Chobani CEO will donate half of his wealth
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(83)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Today is the day humanity decides whether or not to build Terminators. Choose wisely
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(73)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to settle the meaning of "one person one vote." Or as they call it in Illinois, "one dead person three votes"
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(159)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Supernovas determined to be just the janitorial staff of galaxies
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(7)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Food companies are pretty sure they can trick you into eating insect power bars. Here comes the psychological marketing
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(35)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Blink-182 are "getting divorced." It's the first time in recorded history everyone unanimously supports the breakup
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Seven of the weirdest things animals do while having sex
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leading environmental scientists develop plan to solve California's drought crisis: tax organic farm products, which are less efficient than non-organics, to drive down demand and improve efficiency. CHECKMATE, HIPPIES
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(85)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says gay marriage is a "danger" to Christianity, a comment that will cost him the full support of all homosexual Republicans, though all seventeen of them were planning to support Rand Paul anyway
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(108)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Whoever said fish can't fly haven't seen mobula rays. These marine animals, which are often referred to as devil rays because their heads have two horn-like points, can soar through the air. Why they do it is a complete mystery"
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(12)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the greatest animal photobombs EVAR
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(3)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vatican: Ireland gay vote is a "defeat for humanity." Well, so much for being ahead of the others, Catholics
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(108)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Life-size bronze Jesus Christ vanishes off church cross
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(38)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Seven adorable animals that will mercilessly murder you dead to death (not a slideshow)
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcanic reflection
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(22)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Only in the UAE: Stray animals to wear glow-in-the-dark vests to prevent road accidents at night
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(43)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We're live on air here and later we'll be clubbing a small animal to death with a bicycle pump. Here's Sofia with the weather
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(99)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler approaches GM about a possible merger, hopes to save billions of dollars by combining Chrysler's engineering incompetence with GM's experience at organizing recalls
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(65)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fanatix)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson reportedly still wants to leave Minnesota and plans to skip the entire offseason workout program with the team in addition to this week's organized team activities
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(46)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Death of Animu
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(141)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Crime can only take what's to be had. My faith in humanity is not one of them. My integrity is not, either. My hope in Detroit was shaken but not broken. You simply cannot have it. We have come too far"
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(47)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
NOAA would like everyone in Oklahoma to know that all weather radios in the state are down due to a cut fiber cable. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(108)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"What are the basic building blocks of the cosmos? Atoms, particles, mass energy? Quantum mechanics, forces, fields? Tiny strings with many dimensions? A new candidate is 'information', which some scientists claim is the foundation of reality"
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(58)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Among the new animal species discovered in 2015 is a frog that gives birth to live tadpoles, a pufferfish that makes elaborate designs in the seafloor sand to attract mates, and a spider that does cartwheels when threatened
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(22)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 187, with two title fights. Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Daniel Cormier and Chris Weidman vs Vitor Belfort. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(247)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Professor plans to burn a confederate flag on Memorial Day in hopes of sparking conversations about the meaning of the flag. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Beverage experts not named Drew are warning of an imminent prosecco shortage. OGNUNO DI PANICO
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(18)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Animals are now legally "sentient beings", at least in New Zealand
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(25)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Disney's recycled animation loops revealed in video
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(57)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here's why the mathematics of congestion is driving companies that own toll roads, bridges and tunnels bankrupt: "Of the 15.9 million journeys expected to be taken during the Channel Tunnel's first year of operation, just 18% actually occurred"
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(70)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The US built a $25 million headquarters in Afghanistan that nobody ever wanted, wasn't needed or ever used. Why? Because fark you, that's why
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(73)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Father and son to marry in Pennsylvania. See, this is exactly what they warned you about
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(48)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Organisers of the largest gaming expo in Asia have warned they will fine females flashing cleavage at this year's show. Men will be fined if they're seen in their underpants"
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(61)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP solution if the Supreme Court guts the ACA (ObamaCare): Allow insurance companies to reject or cancel customers with pre-existing conditions
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(170)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five of the world's largest banks, including Barclays, J.P. Morgan Chase, and Citigroup, will pay more than $5 billion in fines for illegal currency manipulation. Reports indicate that as many as 8 couch cushions had to be overturned to fund payment
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(78)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
With a sting so painful it can push a grown man to the brink of insanity, your mother-in-law and this Australian plant have a lot more in common than you might think
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(52)
 
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
British warship the Lord Clive, sunk by Spanish cannons in 1763, could hold "treasure worth millions," including thousands of liters of 250-year-old rum. YO-HOHO-LO
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(44)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The best pictures of a Tasmanian Sea Sparkle flash mob you'll see this week
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(9)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
So many people are sleeping in garbage cans that companies that empty dumpsters are installing CCTVs on their trucks so they don't crush any more of them to death
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AT&T, a year ago: Net Neutrality will destroy the internet because internet companies will no longer invest money in developing infrastructure. AT&T, today: Excuse us while we invest $18 billion in infrastructure
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(39)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This just in, Frogger now available in Virtual Insanity mode
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(17)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"The future of mechanical engineering is in this 3D-printed spider web"
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(10)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
This Pope is really ruining Christianity for people who want to spit on the poor and piss on the planet. He's also a fan of Mahmoud Abbas
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(93)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is back, Danica "won" the fan vote, and NASCAR is already manipulating finishes at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the 30th anniversary of The Winston... er, Sprint All-Star Race. Qualifying at 7 PM, race begins at 9 on Fox Sports 1
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(688)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning MMA: UFC Fight Night (Morning) 66 Live from Manila. Frankie Edgar vs Uriah Faber. Fight Pass Prelims at 7 AM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 AM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 AM ET
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(112)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The developer behind "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night" has a Kickstarter to develop a new version without the "Castlevania" name. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(96)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mother goes full Milli Vanilli to her four-year-old's tantrum and nails it
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(36)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The California drought is great news for companies that spray-paint people's lawns green
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(20)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The cover of the Iranian sex education book "Marital and Sexual Problems in Men" features Radiohead's Thom Yorke. Because the world has finally completely lost all touch with reality and I need cookies
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(35)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A parrot named Rula is at the heart of a dispute in Tracy, Calif., where a resident claims her neighbor's bird frequently squawks the Spanish word for prostitute"
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Springer Spaniel with 'broken heart' is saved after village pitches in to buy it a £2,000 pacemaker
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(14)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"The robotic arm, designed and developed by a team of researchers in Italy, looks and behaves like an octopus tentacle, meaning that it can bend, stretch and navigate cluttered environments"
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(15)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Walker flunked out of Christianity too, apparently
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(154)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren leads near unanimous Democratic Senate revolt against Obama, GOP and their corporate overlords
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(224)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"This simple animation shows you just how immense the European Extremely Large Telescope is going to be compared to the Pyramids of Giza, the Colosseum in Rome, and the Statue of Liberty. It's going to be Extremely Large"
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(29)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Subway has developed a porny way of identifying robbers: as the robber exits the store, a mechanism sprays DNA all over him, which can later be identified by a black light
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(89)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
In-N-Out won't build a burger joint outside of California it seems, but some con artist convinced rubes they could double-double their investment in new franchises being built in the Middle East. Anyone up for shawarma with Animal Fries?
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(46)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The most criminally underrated animated film in history may get a theatrical re-release
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(189)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Christian villages in the Bekaa Valley of Lebanon are forming militias to protect themselves from ISIS, and they are being trained by Iranian-backed shiites Muslims affiliated with Hezbollah"
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(82)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Meet the people out to stop humanity from destroying itself
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(24)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
It's house-cleaning time for the major networks as the cancellation ax falls in order to make room for the next round of shows to be cancelled. Did your favorite make the cut?
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(118)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Cable companies do too good of a job scaring people about Net Neutrality, must now calm down investors before they drop their stock price even more
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(10)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom who takes incredible photos of her children in nature and around animals reveals helpful tips to ensure pics of your own kids don't end up on Awkward Family Photos
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(107)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo construction workers unearth Edo-era human skull fragments, 300 other animal bones at building site that used to be graveyard. Face still lost
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
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(11)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 19 most game-changing military weapons of the last 15 years. Just think about how badly we would have done in Iraq and Afghanistan without them
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dartmouth College fraternity that inspired "Animal House" is now singing the Delta Blues
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(48)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most deadly bodies of water include a river filled with gold, silver, copper, and acid, a lake contaminated with radioactive waste, and a lagoon full of car parts, dead animals, and excrement
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(55)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Rosberg grabs the pole, but can score his first victory of the season? Will Maldonado return to form and provide some excitement to a usually forgettable race? This is your Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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(171)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Creators of app meant to give people access to others' Photobucket accounts learn that the feds are not big fans of such shenanigans
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(31)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most Fark ready headline EVAR... "Graham: GOP 'getting creamed with non-white voters.... we've got a big hole we've dug with Hispanics"
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(145)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Another win for anti-science backwardness: animal rights activists succeed in banning lab monkeys
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(67)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oil companies taking broad steps to fill employment gaps in their industry
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(35)
 
(Westman Journal)
 
 
 
Westman Journal (Manitoba, Canada) says FARK hits a bullseye with this headline: "Dwight Howard has 50 guns and 20 snakes in his Houston home. or as that's called in the Texas homebuilding market, standard features"
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(5)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well...guess what?
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(328)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire cast of Captain America: Civil War has been announced, featuring a whopping 16 superheroes. No word on Daniel Day Lewis's part
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(204)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush releases Cinco de Mayo message only in Spanish. Which is almost as impressive as the time his brother George W made it through an entire speech in English
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(45)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal Judge cites 'Friends' in her decision. Legal scholars say she has a history of this dating back to law school, with her frequent citing of 'Manimal' and 'Supertrain' in dissertations
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(26)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Wonderful specimen of humanity opens the floodgates on water reservoir in drought-ridden Eastern Oregon, and no one notices for two weeks
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(77)
 
(Global Witness)
 
 
 
Top UK court: "Banks should find out why clients are using offshore companies"
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(14)
 
(Slowly Boiled Frog)
 
 
 
After potentially becoming irrelevant at home, National Organization for Marriage sets its sights on another godless nation across the sea. Which African nation, you say? Oh, Ireland, of course
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(61)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times is all taxed up over this FARK headline about the NFL: "It's about time this struggling little organization makes a go at making some money"
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(2)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The elderly Spanish woman who "restored" Jesus three years ago has been hired to restore Roman mosaics in Turkey
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(24)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Niles will finally repair Leaning Tower, learn how to iron pants without starting a fire
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(43)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you're getting married in Pennsylvania but have outstanding warrants, be aware that the local police DO read current wedding announcements
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(33)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Force Awakens cast get their own Vanity Fair cover in desperately-needed shot of publicity for the struggling indie film
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Millions infected, tens of millions will die, everybody panic
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(101)
 
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Yeoman Janice Rand has joined Spock in the final frontier, dying at age 85
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(60)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Texas event promising to award $10k for the best cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed has ended in the way organizers presumably wanted
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(1238)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
From Christianity to dirty martinis, perhaps no other food has impacted Western civilization more than the humble olive
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(58)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If(time == powf(2, 31)){ everybody.setPanic(true); }
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(112)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New app will make you fluent in Klingon. Being fluent is apparently very important, due to subtle inflection and capitalization rules. "If you change a lower case q to an upper case Q, a sentence can go from meaning 'trust me' to 'strangle me'"
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(32)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Short science abstracts that avoid jargon and hype are cited less by other scientists, are submitted less by sensationalist Fark headline writers. As I understand the findings, EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC
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(4)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
How do you become the most popular (Republican) politician in one of the most deeply Democratic-leaning states in the nation? You actually keep your head down and run the state
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(62)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Eight weirdest animated GIFs from the weirdest baseball game in history
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(52)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Marijuana's magic bean men: The outlaw botanists who designed the marijuana Americans smoke and the money they didn't make doing it
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(40)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wins major victory against energy companies who overcharged in 2000-01. Enron executives head for the shredd... Oh, wait
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's plane makes unscheduled landing down in Tanzania, down in Tanzania
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(48)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Children from divorced families are better off living with both parents than just one. Mostly because it's easier to get what they want from each through guilt and manipulation
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(66)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes cleaning a friend's gutters for free has its benefits
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(30)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
One of YouTube's most enduring stars is half man, half animal, and all awesome
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(12)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why Spaniards never visited Iceland?
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(60)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The NFL will give up its non-profit status. It's about time this struggling little organization makes a go at making some money
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(56)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
"Disgusting, unhealthy, demeaning...and just plain wrong"
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(10)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Ukrainian forest fire headed for remnants of Chernobyl nuclear plant. PANIC
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Iranian navy has seized a U.S. cargo ship and taken it to Bandar Abbas, although details are a little sheiky
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(92)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Fox News shows majority of Americans now support recreational marijuana: "The poll marks the first time the news organization has found majority support for the issue since it began asking the question"
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(195)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
UKIP has hit out at plans to reintroduce the lynx to parts of the UK: "We don't have the housing or jobs for these animals. They will simply come to our shores, sponge off the state, use our health services and eat our deer and rabbits"
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(14)
 
(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
Rather than miss out on all the fun of his wake, terminally-ill pensioner decided to organise one while he was still around to enjoy it
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(22)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The heart of the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Why it's the humanisms, rather than the superheroes, that lie at the heart of Marvel's successes
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(69)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will John Cena be able to win a Russian Chain Match? Will Randy Orton lose but then RKO Seth Rollins anyhow? Will we get a retirement speech out of Daniel Bryan? Dolph Ziggler kisses his first behind since Amy Schumer tonight at Extreme Rules 8pm EDT
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(1278)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
After Tony Perkins speaks on "Face the Nation" against gay marriage, retiring host Bob Schieffer helpfully reminds viewers that his organization is identified by the Southern Poverty Law Center as an "anti-gay hate group"
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(123)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the anime Ninja Scroll came to the U.S and showed us demon fighting done right. Let's take a moment to remember it by enjoying this "splitting headache." (Not safe for work)
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(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin plans to send his mechanized forces to Berlin
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(43)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're feeling bad about life, these videos of humans rescuing animals in distress will make you feel good about life
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(9)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Puppies saved after being dumped outside a Goodwill store in a box labeled "stuffed animals." Cutest donation ever
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistani Free Speech Activist learns that actions can have consequences
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why pose with stuffed animals when you can be in a photo with a real-life massive bear? That's what these anti-hunting Russian models did
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is bipartisan support in Pennsylvania to make it illegal to taunt or challenge police officers
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(158)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at several animals that may go extinct because humans have lost interest in eating them
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(42)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After being banished from MLB, commissioner says the odds are high that Pete Rose will be allowed to participate in All-Star Game activities
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(40)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian warships decide that it's really not the right time of year to visit Yemen anyways
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(60)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
ANZAC to Afghanistan: 100 years of untold stories
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(23)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What do the Russians, uranium, and millions of dollars have in common? Hint: It ain't Iran
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(138)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
US to announce plans to reduce agricultural carbon emissions, first step includes not giving so much fiber to farm animals
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama issues a formal "oops, my bad" to the families of two hostages being held by Al-Qaeda that were apparently killed during drone strikes on an Al-Qaeda compound in Afghanistan last January
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(97)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick makes meat milkshakes. This is not a euphemism
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(17)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
A second CIA torture center in Europe has been admitted to by Romania
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(94)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The old saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach" also applies to this woman (probably not safe for work, lunch, faith in humanity)
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(113)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman is angered by people mocking National Organization for Marriage's gofundme page and donates the money she was saving for a down payment on her house-all $777 dollars worth. Unclear if she was planning on buying a single or double-wide
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(108)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
"The plain meaning of the term 'medical technology' does not encompass a kitchen implement such as a turkey baster," the appeals court wrote in its decision
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(42)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Panicked pilot barely saves his aircraft before it crashes into the ocean. Yeah so it was his drone, that's still scary
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(9)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Blue Bell's listeria outbreak has been going on for at least five years, which explains their newer flavors like "Leaky Anus Chocolate" and "Milky Bile Vanilla"
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jury convicts Oregon farmer of improving her animal feed with homemade Soylent Green
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(38)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Automakers decide to fight home mechanics with copyright law. Because it worked so well for the Recording industry
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 20 ways your friends judge your home, and it only takes 26 seconds for them to figure out you're a slob whose last cleaning effort involved duct-taping Magic Dusters to the dog
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(37)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic who refused to serve gays revealed to be operating his garage without a licence
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(219)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Students at Pennsylvania School hold "Anti-Gay Day," complete with lynching list and flannel shirts
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(128)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Couple finds rare Beanie Baby worth over $93,000, hope to use that money to invest in pogs
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"We don't lose to Spanish players"
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(34)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark's NBA headline is a comedy slam dunk: "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes"
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(1)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Actual ATF Question to buy a gun: Are you one of them Hispanics, and if not, which of those other non-whites are you? Why yes, people have a problem with this
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(269)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you loved the iconic organ solo from House of the Rising Sun, wish a Happy Birthday to Alan Price, keyboardist for the Animals
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(42)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Companies now looking for critical thinking and problem solving above all else. Your English Literature degree... not so much
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(55)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Animal rights protesters? In MY circus? Send in the clowns
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(25)
 
(UCLA Newsroom)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes
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(26)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Cats aren't just for crazy cat ladies. More pet households own cats than other animals, according to the Humane Society. Cats rule households and now they rule the internet. So learn how to speak fluent Cat to make Caturdays more pleasant
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(1018)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-trust regulators leaning toward blocking Comcast's acquisition of Time-Warner Cable
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When fans should begin panicking about their team's season, broken down by sport
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(35)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Afghanistan returns home, surprises parents before hockey game. Lots of tears on ice
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(22)
 
(TechGraphs)
 
 
 
WrestleMania XXXI fans at Levi's Stadium consumed whopping 4.5 terabytes of WiFi data, brother. Old record of 3.3 TB set during 49ers 2014 home opener slammed into submission
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(27)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nazi cross-dressing nymphomaniac dominatrix prostitute fired for being a banker. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it
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(87)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10% of S&P 500 companies avoid paying U.S. taxes. The other 90% have even better accountants who get the government to issue a refund check
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(37)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's how it works: Iranian cleric claims thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay
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(127)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic refuses to lube up homosexuals, handle their gay sticks or adjust their queer rear ends because "homosexuality is wrong"
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(107)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Are you guilty of being a humanitarian douchebag? A voluntourist? A group in Vancouver is campaigning to end irresponsible voluntourism once and for all"
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(33)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you made Hillary Clinton a burrito bowl. Your meaningless life is going to be under the media spotlight for the next year. And just when you think you've survived, the conspiracy theorists will all insist you fondled her beans
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(47)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protecting the huge manatee from huge humanity asshats
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"You know, 'healthy' has an actual meaning. And this word you keep using on your packaging, it does not mean what you think it means. Thanks, the FDA"
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer gets contract extension with sizable pay increase, gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Urban renewal"
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(11)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The world is running out of fish for fish and chips. EVERYBODY OCEANIC
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Corporations are not subsidized by welfare payments to workers. If Wal-Mart and McDonald's vanished overnight, U.S. public assistance would substantially increase, which is the reverse of what the critics argue"
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(166)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst baby names in the world, revealed. Come for 'Orgasm,' stay for 'Obamaniqua'
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(236)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox Host on Hillary's trip to Chipotle: "Maybe it was Hispanic outreach?"
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(153)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Two TSA agents fired for manipulating passenger screening systems in order to grope hot men
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(166)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Animals acting weird causes mass hysteria in Japan that another major earthquake might hit soon
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(81)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Deck chair from the Titanic up for auction, perfect for re-arranging
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Allergy season is here, and it's time for EVERYBODY TO PANIC
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(42)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Lithuania claims that Norway is really Arkansas
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(32)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 notorious tax cheats of all-time, and you may not want to buy a Beanie Baby after reading this article
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How well can you decode the labeling on a carton of eggs at the grocery store? Get the meanings of "hormone-free" and "Omega-3" straight with a handy egg-cyclopedia
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
California denim companies say lack of water in manufacturing high-end worn jeans is causing lots of distress
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(28)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"We can proudly say we're the first family on the block to have a swimming pool designed by Vanilla Ice." Word to your mother
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(20)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently batshiat insanity doesn't age all that well
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(204)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient marijuana cloud animating the distended corpse of Keith Richards supports Mick Jagger's attempts at making a new Rolling Stones album
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three games into the season and the panic is already well underway in the Bronx
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Christie vows he won't be a vanilla politician, says he will have sprinkles and nuts and crumbled Oreo pieces and chocolate sauce and... mmm... chocolate sauce *drools*
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(35)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Small-government Texas Republicans pushing a bill to regulate companies like Uber. Fark: With Uber's support
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(30)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The Federalist goes brony with a detailed breakdown of last week's season premiere, but they weren't looking for funny faces or animation glitches. No, they were looking for anti-marxist symbolism
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(105)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tehran mullahs begin campaign to obliterate fun from the internet. Iranian men banned from checking out women on "Face-hidden-by-burqa-Book"
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(36)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are the most perfect GIF loops of machines that don't exist, but their creator says if you want to know how they work, "seek out a mechanical engineering student or graduate, buy them beer, and have them explain stuff to you"
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Radon levels in 300,000 Pennsylvania homes are pretty frackin' high
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(80)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Swamp People, Pennsylvania Edition
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(36)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A leading facial surgeon repeatedly punched a patient in the face to try and correct a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard. The doctor later wrote that the patient's face had been 'digitally manipulated'"
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(34)
 
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
So among the animals in Australia that can kill you, we can now add giant goldfish. (Rare goldfish trifecta complete)
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(53)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow is finally over Mandy, and is ready to take a chance again with his manager Garry
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(200)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kerry and Zarif reach a framework, which is good. The hardliners in Iran love this deal, which is bad. But Iranian conservatives hate it, which is good. The deal also regulates potassium benzoate....*crickets*... which is bad. (Can I go now?)
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO behind forcing Christians to stop believing in Christianity and learn to start loving the gays, at least in Indiana
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(47)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
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(8)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you're the sort of person who is sexually aroused by the idea that you can convey sexual pleasure to your inanimate car via caressing the gearshift as though it were a human penis, there is no better time to be alive
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy thinks thinks Chip Kelly is an over-the-top egomaniacal head-case. Wait till McCoy realizes who his head coach is in Buffalo
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia changing nuclear subs' fuel from uranium to charcoal, and on the fly apparently
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(71)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers identify spider species able to change colors to blend in with background, meaning there could be like MILLIONS of them around you right now and you'd never know it
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(18)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not that the GOP and Netanyahu hate this Iranian nuclear deal. They'd hate ANY Iranian nuclear deal
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(155)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush could be our first Hispanic President
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(103)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A new synthetic designer street drug called flakka is unleashing maniacal paranoia, rage, and delirium on the streets, just like bath salts did before this insidious creation
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(105)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Furious 7 sets the weekend box office aflame, earning $142 million Easter Weekend. The Jim Parsons/Rihanna animated Home is a distant #2 with $26 million, and anti premarital sex Christian propaganda film It Follows falls to #6 with $2.4 million
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(56)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Forget the naysayers, the right-wing nut jobs, the pundits; here's what the Iranian nuclear deal is all about from the mouths of experts
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(308)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympus comes up with a shoulder mount for their cameras that is both comfortable for extended use of telephoto lens, and is likely to cause a panic if you get seen using it
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(19)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist says he keeps finding aliens in the upper atmosphere but no one will believe him: "These organisms are biological, have a definite structure, and are not related to organisms on Earth"
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(29)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
90,000 baseball fans are spending this weekend at the most broken-down, busted-ass, decrepit dump of a stadium in all of professional sports, for two meaningless exhibition games between two third-tier teams. Your move, Tampa
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(29)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy discovers world's biggest NOPE in Tasmania
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(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For some reason, the AP men's basketball player of the year is an inanimate object
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(21)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Could it be that this Iranian nuke agreement is the stuff dreams are made of?
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(115)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are some photos of smiling, happy animals
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(13)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
For the 2nd time this season, a counterfeiter matches wits with that eagle-eyed crime fighting organization, the Girl Scouts Cookie Brigade. Guess who won
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(44)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice's theft conviction has been dismissed, as long as he promises to stop, collaborate, and listen
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Top 12 spring-cleaning hacks to save you time and money. #13: Not cleaning also saves time and money
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(45)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to US military officials, the reason US air strikes were needed to re-take Tikrit is because the Iranian forces previously spearheading the attack sucked at coordinating attacks and their artillerymen couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Revisit the meaning of Easter, with David Sedaris
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(6)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most derided profession in academia? Humanities professors
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(159)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Iranian backed Houthis, Saudi Arabian backed Sunnis, and stateless players Al Qaeda and ISIS are all fighting in Yemen. Lawdy Mama, I'm confused
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(164)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 517: "Ugly-Ass Baby Animals" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(49)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian is nearly exhausted by all this Iranian nuclear talk, darlink
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
'70s Rock star passes, we'll take it for granite they'll barium in a sedimental ceremony
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Someone did DNA testing of what the "protein" in the most popular US pet foods is: "The major finding of the DNA analysis was the abundance of proteins from 'unspecified animal species' - or 'mystery meat' - in 14 of the 17 tested products"
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish soldier, who had recently returned from Sierra Leone and served in Afghanistan, is unable to make it out of Miami's Ultra Festival alive. We've lost too many good men down there, dammit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity releases science-themed expansion to benefit women in STEM. Shut up and take my ____
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Disabled model gives new meaning to strutting down the catwalk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem" (pics of problem)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This show has hard drinking spies, Nazi villains, and jokes every five seconds. And no, it's not Archer, it's a live action show called Danger 5 and today it is our new spirit animal
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Sun March 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WRESTLEMANIA 31: The IC title hangs in the balance, Cena & Rusev reenact Rocky IV, Sting descends from the rafters to fight HHH, and Roman Reigns faces Brock Lesnar for the WWE title-- live from Santa Clara(7pm ET, PPV/WWE Network/Pre-show at 5pm ET)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marathon organizers in Wales don't understand outcry after course found more than 600 meters short, noting a lot of runners recorded personal bests
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nutritionists warn about Warren Buffett's "junk food portfolio" that includes companies that make Velveeta, Jell-O and Oscar Mayer. Or as obese people call that lineup, "the Buffett buffet"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think that last free throw was meaningless for Duke as it beat Utah in the Sweet 16? Thousands of gamblers in Las Vegas disagree - "When he made the shot, it cost me somewhere between $200,000 and $300,000"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All hail our glorious cyber ant overlords. Also, will someone PLEASE make scientists start watching old sci-fi movies before they enslave or outright kill off all of humanity? Please?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Family of Aurora theater shooting victim loses lawsuit against online sellers of ammo used, because on the Internet no one knows you're a homicidal maniac
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's important to know the difference between clay and organic kitty litter. Especially if you're using it at a nuclear waste facility
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Baby born with sqrt(666) / 2.15) on his forehead. Everbody PANIC
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The game in Spain is played against Ukraine. Also on tap: England-Lithuania, a Liechtenstein-Austria border battle, and 6 other matches. Today's Euro 2016 qualifier thread
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but asteroid 2014-YB35 is set to make its closest approach to Earth today. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Team Hillary to NY Times and the rest of the media: we'll be monstering you if you describe Her using any adjectives we feel are insufficiently messianic
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hundreds laid off across Canada as the CBC tries to cut costs. I'd post a CBC article but I think they're busy cleaning out their desks
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While the US supports Saudi Arabia attacking Iranian-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen, the US is now supporting Iranian attacks against Saudi-backed ISIS rebels in Tikrit. I don't see this backfiring whatsoever
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(Newser)
 
 
 
As an economic crisis sweeps through Russia, popular alternatives to legal alcohol are becoming liquids designed "for hair growth or for cleaning the bath"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how credit card companies were going to replace all magnetic stripe credit cards with computer chip cards by the end of 2015? Well, here's an update on that monthly statement
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