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442 headlines found matching 'ANI'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Writer decides to literally follow her horoscope advice for a week and at the end of the experiment she had a newly created piece of art for her home, fresh henna on her arm, and enjoyed a meaningful encounter with her harmonica
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Animated GIFs track the career of famous actors and the iconic roles they've played in different movies
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanists are upset that John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Satan
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keysmart Key organizer. Made in Chicago. Gatekeeper not included. Wait. Chicago? (Sponsored Link)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you sometimes enter a room then realize you've completely forgotten why you went there in the first place? Not to panic. Science says you're not losing your mind
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Key and Peele go to an animal shelter and proceed to give the residents names like Mr. Higgabonton Crumplier III, Cat Licksyrussel, Purrhuggz N' Harmony, and FluffyTail WhiskerFace
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS footage reveals fighters as frightened, disorganised rabble
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"One would think we could celebrate the recognition that Harriet Tubman will be given on future $20 bills without demeaning former President Andrew Jackson as a monster..." One has obviously never met a liberal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Bradford is looking for a trade, so why not trade him to the other side of Pennsylvania and be a backup to Ben Roethlisberger?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Even Braves announcers didn't think Daniel Castro made this amazing, juggling catch. Oh, and it was also a double play
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK, so it's not actually made of Vibranium, but it is the same size and weight as Captain America's shield, and it is bulletproof
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(Life News)
 
 
 
"In response to the nationwide Planned Parenthood protest, members of The Satanic Temple of Detroit crashed the event dressed in bondage fetish wear, baby masks and diapers and engaged in group flagellation"
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Aussie vintner unveils "hipster wine" that blends Garnacha, Monastrell and Tempranillo grapes, ironically eschews usual hipster-wine tropes of cloudy appearance, minimalist label and crazy mash-up of obscure grapes
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese on the street are quite accepting of ScarJo and other white Hollywood actors as stars of Japanese anime adaptations, don't get Asian-American outrage at whitewashing. "If she was Japanese, it wouldn't look like an anime"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you don't have your bank card, you can still withdraw however much money you want from an ATM using a gas canister that you probably have in your car anyway
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google patents self-flying drone delivery mechanism that sounds kind of kinky: "hovering above its delivery target, and slowly lowering packages through a tether" and calling out to the customer that it's coming and watch out
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato cancel North Carolina shows. That's OK, Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels and Ted Nugent need all the work they can get. Same audience, right?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Britain... "Could have been worse, officer. It could have dropped down from the sky in a bizarre piece of animation and stomped you flat. Just be glad it's a car. This time"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many times have you found yourself with boxes of unused tampons and sanitary napkins and wondered how to get rid of them? Now you will witness the power of this fully operational industrial shredder
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Openly talking with a Pennsylvania House candidate? That's a gangland-style execution
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"A lot of producers are making claims about how their products were grown that are outlandish and just not true." Organic weed. Serious business
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reanimation firm looks for ways to bring brain dead people back to life. Their first suggestion is to stop watching the E channel
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a 100-km-long lake previously unknown to humanity
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Senator Harris Wofford explains how he fell in love with a man whom he will marry at the end of the month, twenty years after his wife passed away
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A rabbi suing Manischewitz? Is that even kosher?
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
WHO will be cast as the Doctor's new companion? WILL she be as reviled as Pond? CAN she be as beloved as Donna Noble? OR WILL we be stuck with a dullard like Clara? It's your official Doctor Who Companion Reveal Discussion Thread, 12 PM ET
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Organizer of Portland's annual 'Bowie vs Prince' bike ride says that this year is it, recommends that riders for once in their life celebrate greatness unironically as they wear their Bowie or Prince garb on the road
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Showing that their incompetence doesn't just stop at presidential preference elections, Maricopa County, Arizona incorrectly prints two million ballots that may confuse Spanish-speaking voters
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Fri April 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MLB teams now hiring newly required Spanish language translators. Baseball fans just wish that NBC and Fox would have done the same thing for viewers who had to listen to Tim McCarver
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you're a Navy Seal paratrooper, you have to go into the worst hellholes on Earth. Yemen. Afghanistan. The home stadium of the Tennessee Volunteers
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Article: "This plant could kill your dog." Submitter: "And so could this plant, or that plant, or that animal, or that bug"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The reason why ObamaCare is sputtering and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth are leaving the health care exchanges is because of an inadequately funded policy. Nothing else
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man who created malware that drained people's bank accounts is sentenced to prison. Which is not to be confused with legal software that is even more efficient at cleaning out people's life savings - TurboTax
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Cruz rally organizers to transgendered teen: Go be transgendered somewhere else
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Game Design - focus on art and animation. Fix-It Felix: Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING! Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. (Sponsored Link)
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Don't panic and bring your towel... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? What games are you waiting for patiently (or maybe not so patiently)? This week subby has been playing Master of Orion: CtS & Stardew Valley
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
A look back to those halcyon days of yesteryear when the prospect of a bunch of adolescents sitting around a table in their basement playing a game of structured "make believe" was enough to throw the nation into a moral panic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everybody panic. And get me a paper map
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
First rule of kindergarten fight club is not to let the teacher organize it in the first place for the kids to burn off their energy
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to panic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Uh, yeah, 911? I just found some 35-year-old uranium and blasting caps in my basement. What, ah...what do you think we should do here?"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani announces a tour with Eve, followed by an infomercial about feminine hygiene products
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Food companies distort nutrition science." No way
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
There are thirty-nine episodes of a fully animated and operational Star Wars cartoon that may never see the light of day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lowe's discovers that negotiating directly with hospitals and offering surgeries free to their employees is cheaper than going through insurance companies
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Wed April 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Now you can watch the Titanic sink in real time thanks to the miracles of computer animation. In other news, dead horse gets yet another whack
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(orilliapacket.com)
 
 
 
Man connected to organized crime killed by sni--
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is the World's Most Beautiful Woman. This is not a repeat from 1994
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee's GOP demonstrates they're not subservient to corporate overlords...by threatening to drop the corporate tax breaks of companies that protested the anti-trans bill. That'll show 'em
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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Mon April 18, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
How did our two party political system become so broken? I for one blame the uninspired animal logo branding
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is having a "Name the Swans" contest for a lake that is there. Let's give them our best suggestions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Somebody fetch me my $27 fainting goats, which are actually more like $28 or $29. Oh the humanity of it all
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rajai Davis losing two separate fly balls in the sun in the same inning is made even better when called by Mets' Spanish-language announcers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In Holland, after 2025, you will only be able to drive an electric car. Oil companies threaten to stop wearing wooden shoes
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Sappy and delicious headline of the day: Rescued calf becomes companion for blind cow who lost pig best friend
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 50 biggest companies love their home so much, they dodge over $100B in taxes every year through offshore accounts worth more than $1 trillion dollars
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims Stonehenge was built by "Satanic Giants." Hey, that's the name of my Judas Priest cover band
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Sun April 17, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Donald Trump "absurd". Meanwhile, they plan a mass killing of top officials via gladiator fights with zoo animals armed with small fruits
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sure, VR is all the rage with tech companies now, but do you remember when Hollywood was trying to convince us it was going to destroy us all? Yeah, good times
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania set to become the 24th state to legalize medical marijuana on Sunday. And because this is Pennsylvania, no, you can't smoke it
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Suit up, Farkers, and get ready for interstellar combat. It's time to see the list of the Top 10 Mech Anime ... OF ALL TIME
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
DC's animated Batman: The Killing Joke will be rated R
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Thu April 14, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gavin Rossdale could have gotten a huge payout from his ex Gwen Stefani, but since he'll have majority custody of the kids and doesn't want people to know he makes a lot less than her, he wasn't a dick about the divorce
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls, boys, and others just want to have fun in North Carolina, so Cyndi Lauper is donating her North Carolina concert money to organization dedicated to repealing North Carolina's bathroom law
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Accountant sues organizers of sex festival after they bar him from entry because "he didn't have enough references from other swingers" (w/ pic of accountant that explains a lot)
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Kenyan police break through police station wall throwing tear gas canisters to force a group of Taiwanese on to a plane to China. No word if they shouted "Hey Koolaid" just to be funny
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative Christian evangelist says Disney movies are turning animals into "Pagan gods." Well, Jungle Book, you can't ask for better marketing than that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what is the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the National Institutes of Health consensus on the Zika Virus? EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Johnny Foosball is not living with Von Miller. But he is living in LA with his bromate and epic party companion, Josh Gordon. Presumably, neither has slept in weeks
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO writer proposes a total annual cap of $1 million dollars, probably because he is too poor to afford a Panamanian-based shell company to zero them out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Overzealous Staffer in Kansas puts out voting guide in Spanish with wrong information
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(SportsChump)
 
 
 
Steph Curry: Your Unanimous NBA MVP?
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bomani Jones on wearing a fictional team shirt with the name "Caucasians": "If you're quiet about the Indians, and you got something to say about my shirt, I think it's time for introspection"
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A look inside the first and only PC maker in Afghanistan
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(Newser)
 
 
 
School children launched a stuffed animal into space. It's basically become Sandra Bullock in 'Gravity' (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's proposed universal healthcare organization would rank 80th on the Fortune 500 list if it were a private company. Revenues would surpass state budget by over $16 billion
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pixar wanted Billy Crystal so badly for the original voice of Buzz Lightyear that they took lines from 'When Harry Met Sally' and animated them for his screen test
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again, the NFL will take lessons from a superior game organized under a better league
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Not a coincidence." Romanian hacker Guccifer extradited to US at critical point in FBI's criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails
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Thu April 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll be voting for Donald Trump 9-11 times
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(The Score)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bomani Jones goes on show wearing Cleveland Indian's-styled shirt that says 'Caucasians'. For some reason, people have a problem with this. Daniel Snyder unavailable for comment
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"According to Companies House there are 354 companies in the UK with an ISIS moniker but many have now changed their name - the most understandable one being a company called ISIS Recruitment, which now no longer exists"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The very few companies that actually do business in Mississippi call on the legislature to repeal their anti-LGBT bill
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Wed April 06, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Red Wings beat the Flyers to keep the Bruins at bay? Other than that, two pretty meaningless games. This is your Wednesday NHL Rivalry thread. 8pm on NBCSN
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Watch the chaos which ensues when you attempt to divide by zero on a Facit ESA-01 mechanical calculator
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
The Villanova Wildcats shut down I-95 through Pennsylvania at rush hour yesterday afternoon when they flew back from the national championship and no one complained or threw batteries at the team or anything, which is weird for Philly
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy was slathered in grease and chased through the streets by Spanish school children
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to be vaccinated against whooping cough during pregnancy because she is a "healthy, fit, organic woman." You know what happens next
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pakistan just made it possible for women to not be killed for any old reason by family members. Some Pakistani men have a problem with this
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Low inventory causes vanilla prices to triple, according to industry bean counters
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(Attn)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to make full-body masturbation sex suits weird (Not safe for work, sanity)
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Tue April 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greg Louganis finally gets his picture on a box of Wheaties
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sturgis? Boring. Daytona Bike Week? A bunch of posers. If you really want insanity, you have to go to Europe and roll to Elefantentreffen
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter outbids major media companies, secures streaming rights for Thursday night NFL games. Tweet revenge
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why there are so few American names in the "Panama Papers" creating sleazy shell companies, it's because states like NV and DE are all too happy to do it for them, with even less transparency
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers' home opener on Friday calls for 60% chance of snow. Panic in Detroit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for missing woman known as Lulu the Clown. They are telling people to look for clues like stray balloon animals and enormous shoes
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Google can now teach you what all sorts of animals sound like, at least in English
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will be the first to challenge new champ Roman Reigns? IS Shane McMahon still in ICU? DOES Becky Lynch need a consolation hug/dry hump after last night? LIVE from DALLAS, THIS is YOUR Post-WrestleMania Monday Night RAW thread (8pm ET on USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's daughter Paris, whose true parents appear to have been Gwen Stefani and a bowl of sour cream, celebrates her 18th birthday at Disneyland
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously allows Democrats to keep stealing elections
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
It's National Hug a Newsperson Day, which is meaningless to those of us with restraining orders
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major drug companies have raised prices over the past five years, sometimes doubling the prices of medications, according to an analysis by the No Shiat Sherlock Institute
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Sun April 03, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says the Doctor's next companion has to be someone who can stand up to him; so, more a Donna Noble and less every other companion since Ace
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Undertaker is already walking to the ring to face Shane-O-Mac, Dean Ambrose is preparing to get Borked, and whoever wins between Triple Gagne and Stupid Sexy Roman, we all lose when we watch Wrestlemania 32, live on PPV and WWE Network
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Huge leak of Panamanian law firm documents reveals how the rich and powerful including 72 current or former heads of state use tax havens to hide wealth. Law firm: Nothing to see here
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Let's hear it for water bears, more accurately known as tardigrades, the cutest, toughest and most nearly indestructible animals on earth
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Time and time again political junkies dimly sight the great white whale of politics--the contested convention--on the far horizon, only to have it vanish beneath the waves again. This time it may be for real
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Animals of Gotham, cower no more for the Batpup light is shining in the night sky and your superpup hero will arrive to save you soon
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Fri April 01, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Has Bayley found someone too scary to hug? Will Shinsuke Nakamura make a smooth transition to NXT? Will the Balor Club be the real takeover? NXT TakeOver: Dallas kicks off Wrestlemania weekend (WWE Network 10pm EDT)
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania affirms dubious proposition that Ted Cruz is a human
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Murgh Makhani (Butter Chicken)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
School district forced to distribute atheist and satanic literature after they illegally handed out bibles. C'mon down for your free copy of "The Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you were busy worrying about Diebold's electronic voting machines, this guy spent the past decade manipulating Central and South American elections, and his boss is in talks with a U.S. candidate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After shooting and killing an unarmed man, the departmental investigation leads to a severe slap on the wrist for a Mesa police officer. Oh, wait, the victim was melanin deficient. Switch that to "fired and facing second degree murder charges"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Superman v Batman's critical drubbing has WB/DC executives so panicked, they're spending millions on reshoots for the upcoming Suicide Squad movie to add more "fun"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Don Cheadle's Miles Davis biopic is a silly misfire. "Avoiding monotony and cliché is one thing; turning Miles Davis' life story into a lame buddy movie about the adventures of a monomaniacal badass and his dorky sidekick is another"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
"Hipster hunters" follow latest hipster trend of locavorism, donning high-end apparel to match task. These are hipsters who hunt animals for locally-sourced food, not people who hunt hipsters for locally-sourced entertainment
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Police Union needs a janitor, so the obvious choice is a suspended cop facing murder charges for shooting someone in the back 16 times
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why should cable, internet companies be required to let you cancel service online? Because breaking up is hard to do
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Wed March 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
Video
 
People are staying in war torn Syria to save the animals there
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
90s stars come together for "I Love The 90s Tour". Lineup: Vanilla Ice, Coolio, Kid 'N Play, Salt-N-Peppa, Biz Markie, Color Me Badd, All-4-One, Rob Base, Tone Loc, Young MC and Kool Moe Dee. Sadly no 90s Mariah Carey singing about Christmas ;)
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Janice Dickinson reveals breast cancer diagnosis, new role as 'Deadpool Girl'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That lawsuit Trump was going to file against the RNC over Cruz getting more delegates has manifested as a sternly worded letter
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Early Facebook investor: "When we talk about the IPO slowdowns, what we're really saying is that there really just aren't that many good companies being built ... most of the things we've funded are mostly crap and largely worthless"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EgyptAir plane hijacked by at least one armed assailant, diverted to Cyprus. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon March 28, 2016
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
It's the go-home show for Wrestlemania and a Titan of the industry is set to return. Will the sound guy have done his job editing last week's Roman reaction? Will we ever find out what the Taker's reasoning is? Find out tonight on Raw (USA; 8pm EDT/pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
After Microsoft US's AI chatbot turns into a neo-Nazi sexbot troll, Microsoft Japan's won't shut up about anime, hay fever and remains very civil. What gives Japanese Netizens?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The good news is that we now know how much a cab ride from NYC to Pennsylvania costs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The shrinking religion of Zoroastrianism is turning to dating in order to try and save the near-extinct belief system
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine loosens up the rules on what words can appear on vanity plates, meaning you might soon see previously-banned plates reading "HOTDAM," "HOTS," "IDIOT," "IDIOTS" and "MCDUDU"
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bundy Manifesto. The stupid can't burn any hotter than this
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Law enforcement investigators are broadening their DNA searches beyond government databases and demanding genetic information from companies that do ancestry research for their customers"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Parents swarm free Easter egg hunt before the organized start time, some taking eggs from other kids' baskets. "They were kind of like Locusts"
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
It doesn't look good for the survival of humanity if Snopes has to run an article proving an Onion story about Cubans clinging to Air Force One as it leaves Cuba is false
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo police unveil dangerously furry uniformed dog-woman anime mascot who urges citizens to watch out for crimes and report them on new police app
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
You can buy marijuana legally in Colorado, but their alcohol law controversies are straight outta Pennsylvania
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Father sues over son's '10 minutes of terror' at a ski resort in Pennsylvania
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We're three points away from taking the national cyanide challenge
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
White Tasmanian devils found to be flourishing on Tasmanian Island
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Smuggling drugs and small animals in your pants. New and Amusing: Smuggling lemons in your pants
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you're suffering from a panic attack, the first step is to not panic
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says Hillary Clinton could be considered a founding member of ISIS
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's getting harder for companies to go about Union busting, presumably because, like gutting a Bald Eagle on national television, it's a little tough to do with endangered species and *not* have people notice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department warns of possible terrorist attacks sometime in the near future somewhere in or maybe around Europe while terrorists could strike within the U.S. with little warning. So keep calm and EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Junkee)
 
 
 
Writer of political comedy show: "In S4 of Veep we came up with the most meaningless election slogan we could think of. Now adopted by Australian PM"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump promises to bring "luxurious thick granite walls" to the US capital and endless war to the Jewish capital
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
John McCain, why would you think the GOP (Trump) has (Trump) lost (Trump) the (Trump) Hispanic (Trump) vote?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court frowns on the Virginia legislature's shenanigans regarding their Negro community
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(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll probably endorse Donald Trump, needs 9-11 weeks to think about it
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Olivia Newton-John, Remember your ex who supposedly vanished a decade ago on a fishing trip? Well, he and a new girlfriend have reportedly been spotted in Mexico, getting physical
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In 2014 Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland was accused of protecting an arch-conservative judge charged with ethics violations who had suggested blacks and Hispanics were "predisposed to crime"
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Crazy Japanese ingenuity and their over the top love for cats brings us "Hello Woonyan" the crazy robot kitty that will bring you mechanical cuddles, meows, and more
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(ITV)
 
 
 
South Africa beats Afghanistan in finals of T20 cricket World Cup in what commentators say is the most devastating thing to happen to Afghanistan in decades
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning wants to organize a 10-year Super Bowl reunion during the Bears-Colts game this upcoming season. Bears defenders Mike Brown and Tommie Harris have already said they will have to miss it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A farewell to legendary mathematician Sir Christopher Zeeman, a pioneer in the arcane field of catastrophe theory later manifested in the Cleveland Browns front office and the Fark politics tab
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(USC)
 
 
 
There's a new kind of chess based on quantum mechanics and the only way to win is not to play
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Sat March 19, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL is busy this fine Saturday with a slate of ELEVEN games. It starts with the Battle of Pennsylvania and doesn't end until 10:30 ET with Bruins @ Kings. Brace yourselves, goonjuice is coming
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
"A small village in northern Romania is revelling in the attention caused by a spelling mistake by US rapper Snoop Dogg"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Covered California wants to ban the obvious Medicaid scams. Fark: insurance companies don't want them to
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the velocity of penguin poop is, or if you can outlast an ostrich in the sack? Do bats suck it Trebek? This and much much more in today's 17 weird facts about animals
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
On the carefully manicured lawn of planetary science, Pluto is the guy shredding it beyond recognition. And planetary scientists couldn't be happier
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Nobody panic, but some weird-ass bacterial infection is killing people in Wisconsin and Michigan
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones said that he, with the help of his pal Donald Trump, is "trying to save humanity" from an attack from Satan and his minions who plan on stealing space travel to spread the devil to the stars. No. Seriously
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman "vanishes" on live TV. Mind BLOWN
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Thu March 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a Trump presidency? Taiwanese Animators are just gearing up. Come for the Rubio spanking, stay for the Reddit hanging
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
87% of NYPD officers feel the city is less safe than two years ago. If only they were members of some kind of organization that had the power to possibly do something about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New analysis of Medicare data conducted by the Romero Institute shows the more money doctors get from pharmaceutical companies, the more likely said doctor is to prescribe that company's prescription drugs
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Obama must've made the right Supreme Court pick, as the pissing and moaning is coming at him from right and left alike
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
As he raised his right hand, chest glistening in the golden beams of the waning sunset, hair floating in the wind, the final words passed his lips; "so help me God." Lady Liberty felt a jolt of life and excitement she hadn't felt since Schwarzenegger
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Tue March 15, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"To be clear, this virus may never jump to humans, but if it does, WIV1-CoV has the potential to seed a new outbreak with significant consequences for both public health and the global economy" EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is the Road to Wrestlemania clear? Will it be KO Mania or WrestleZaynia? Will Lana actually trade her stilettos for wrestling boots? Find out tonight on WWE RAW - 8 PM EDT on USA, pre-show 7:30 PM EDT on the $9.99
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the owners of the Transylvanian castle that was the inspiration for the forbidding home of Count Dracula are not ready to pull up stakes
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"He is drawing in, like moths to a flame, those who most want to act out on their animosities, drives and beliefs. It is the kind of climate where someone will eventually get killed"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's your typical love story: Chimp spends 18 years alone, meets companion and then refuses to let go no matter what
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Sat March 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Therapy cats are a thing; however, it's unclear how a creature which hates all of humanity can help someone
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man allowed to wear a fox hat in his driver's license photo in order to honor his spirit animal. Bonus: Driver's license photo included in article
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple Gagne decide to drop the belt so we have a Wrestlemania main event worth watching, or will he have his shovel ready to bury Ambrose? Find out on WWE Roadblock, live at 8 PM EST on the WWE Network
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Macklemore has no idea what you are talking about, but he has a painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake on his penis (not safe for work, sanity)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's stock shoots up to record levels. Which means it's finally time to also start investing in companies that make dental instruments
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DOJ expected to Photoshop some charges on 2013 dam Iranian hackers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tag about to explode here, as Cesar Milan the 'Dog Whisperer' is being investigated for animal cruelty
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Attorney's dog dies. So he melts down in profanity-laced legal filing about strippers
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Albania begins auctioning off Soviet-era fighter jets starting at $9,000. The good news for buyers is that being part of the Albanian military means that none of the jets have ever seen any use
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida repeals cohabitation ban, giving new meaning to the Love Shack
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meet the hydra, an animal that rips itself a new one every time it eats. Hail hydra
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giants GM, while interviewing free agent Charles Johnson: "You know, loyalty to an organization is fantastic, I wouldn't trade it for the world". Johnson: "I never thought of it like that" *re-signs with Panthers*
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man tossed from musical festival for abusing Protestants, Catholics, gays, Arabs, Pakistanis, blacks, and people who wear glasses
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Now Democrats, before you get all huffy about the Republicans' authoritarianism, maybe you should worry about your own authoritarianism
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Tue March 08, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soccer hooliganism hits new low as Leicester City fans accused of causing earthquake
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A bunch of maniacs with maniacs with backgrounds at McLaren, Porsche and Pininfarina want to introduce you to the Ecoboost Vühl 05, just this side of street legal and now in RHD for you to tear the other side of your face off
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Taiwanese Animators have released a surprisingly informative video explaining the US Presidential nominating process
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of people on the internet think a refugee swam from Afghanistan to France with only a pack of ramen and half a charge in his iPhone 6s
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Mon March 07, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
To this day, the creators of Spy Magazine still get magazine clippings from Trump, with his hands circled in gold Sharpie, titled "See, not so short." Carter, now Vanity Fair Editor: "I'm sure he wants to just kill me - with those little hands"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistani lawyers demonstrate why American attorneys lag behind the douchebaggery curve
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reactor at Oconee Nuclear Station in South Carolina shut down after explosion, fire, "unusual event." PANIC?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Hottest new genre is 'cli-fi', fiction about the effect of global warming. Notable books include Barbara Kingsolver's "Flight Behavior," Nathaniel Rich's "Odds Against Tomorrow," and anything by the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iranian president has three wealthy businessmen sentenced to death for financial corruption. Your move, Bernie Sanders
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists to clone Ice Age lion cubs after discovering 'near-perfect' 12,000-year-old specimens. MN dentist Walter Palmer last seen cleaning rifles and humming theme song from "Hatari"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nobody panic, but the new BBC Top Gear is out of control, way over budget and Chris Evans still gets carsick
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airports at Harrisburg and Newark have the highest ticket prices. Apparently people will pay whatever it takes to get out of Pennsylvania and New Jersey
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last American veteran of the Spanish Civil War has died at 100. He fought Fascists before it was cool
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Newfoundlanders distraught at the impending loss of Zest and Habitant mustard pickles, in the greatest calamity to hit the island since the Great Screech Panic of 1955
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New U.S. commander named to take over the Afghanistan war. Which in the sports world would be the equivalent to being named head coach of the Cleveland Browns
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spanish wine is now the most popular in the world. Anything strong enough to convince middle aged men to run through the streets being chased by bulls must be pretty good
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Learn how all the candidates stand on animal rights issues. It's not great for the GOP. Bonus pics of Cruz's kids doing the Christie hostage face
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana lawmakers decide the 1st Amendment doesn't exist, want to pull retirement money from companies that boycott Israel
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pagani is the latest supercar manufacturer to wheel out a multi-million-dollar special. And the supercars just keep coming
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years after a shocking beating galvanized a nation, the baton no longer leads the charge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary might have a turnout problem come November, potentially putting solid blue states like Michigan and Pennsylvania into play
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and words no longer have meaning, so have a spaceship waffle Wednesday
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The surreal world of Vincent Van Gogh comes to life in this stunning animation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On today's edition of moving the goal posts: The KKK is now a liberal leftist organization
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader blasts his fellow preachers embracing a guy who "spews profanities in campaign speeches, courts white supremacists, boasts of adulterous affairs, debauches public morality and justice through the casino and pornography industries"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's captain on mission from god which includes hunting "animals" and "heathens" but doesn't include following police rules or being a sheriff's captain any more
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If it makes your day a little less stressful, 80% of Spaniards under thirty still live at home with their parents
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Mon February 29, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck carrying a canister of highly radioactive Iridium-192 has been stolen in San Juan del Rio, Mexico. Suspect is described at 3 ft tall, green, and dressed in a Roman military outfit, and may be carrying a space modulator
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$10 will buy you a building lot in Manitoba. The only catch is you have to build a house on it and live in Manitoba
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Albanian newsreaders take a literal approach towards giving viewers the naked truth. (sfw)
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(Academy Awards)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan IS The Danish Girl
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Sun February 28, 2016
(The Roar (Australia))
 
 
 
"The Oscars are upon us. To help us judge the various Best Picture nominees, the Australian cricket team were consulted and they unanimously agreed that the best movie they'd seen all year was Anchorman"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Here's why 'organic' skincare is a ripoff: "If we could put something on the surface of the skin and it was all absorbed into the bloodstream, you would never have to take pills - you could just rub medicine on your skin. It doesn't work that way"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO email scam costs companies $2 billion. It's now the most money ever associated with email since the congressional investigation into Hillary Clinton's private server
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania high school honors student nearing graduation is actually a 23-year-old Ukraine national with a fake ID. Or as a 23-year-old in high school student is called in Harrisburg, a prodigy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump University class action lawsuit is an Obama conspiracy, and the Hispanic judge hearing it should recuse himself because he's bound to have been offended by the racist things Trump has said
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In response to Birmingham, Ala unanimously voting to raise minimum wage, Alabama Republicans made it illegal for cities to raise minimum wage, mandate vacation time or set work schedules. Take that Lucky Ducky
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Damn Daniel has a wisdom beyond his tender years. He wants nothing to do with his 15 minutes
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
85 year old woman drives to her local animal shelter every week for five years hoping to find her lost cat. While she waits, "Grandma" has become a volunteer, socializing and helping countless other felines find a home in time for Caturday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beirut has apparently elected Homer Simpson as Sanitation Commissioner
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Fri February 26, 2016
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
That $4 smartphone sold in India? Yeah, about that
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe sea sponges were the first animals on Earth, politicians being their direct descendants
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The French pharmaceutical company that was so shocked by death in their human trials really should have noticed the dead dogs from preclinical animal trials
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP establishment panic over Trump goes to 11 as conservative donors hire consulting firm to find an independent candidate to run against him
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
If you're leaning on the 'intelligence' of the American people to make good decisions, consider that some of them actually believe- and are willing to attempt to prove- that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elton John says he'd rather see a poorly organized drag show than Janet Jackson lip-syncing onstage
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
With the Silicon Valley impossibly expensive, companies are moving to the midwest and creating Silicon Prairie
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Thu February 25, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: US companies out-sourcing call-center jobs to India. New and Scary: ISIS out-sourcing bomb-making jobs to India
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner may lose her vehicle because Tyga hasn't made a payment on the G-Wagon he first gave Blac Chyna. None of these proper nouns have meaning
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
38 gnomes evicted from their homes in a Pennsylvania state park. Last seen asking the Keebler Elves if they can crash in their tree for awhile
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Wed February 24, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Number one on this list of "Six ways Trump is different than Hitler" is "Trump's sex drive." Now, tell me you don't want to hide in a bunker with a gun and a cyanide capsule after that mental image
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Tue February 23, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis judge upholds for now a ban on guns inside the St. Louis Zoo, meaning zoo guests will still be defenseless if the Red Pandas ever escape their enclosure
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(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
A new Republican-backed bill would allow religious schools to be accredited by a Christian organization that has defended the institution of slavery, called for the execution of adulterers, and has said LGBT people should be exiled
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So in 1892 an Austrian princess and a countess fought a topless duel in Liechtenstein over floral arrangements. Surpisingly, neither drugs, nor alcohol, nor Hapsburg insanity were involved
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
If you hire a hit man, who turns out to be a hit woman, and this hit woman is named "Joanie Pepperoni," it's still going to be an undercover cop. It's always an undercover cop. Seriously, you bought "Joanie Pepperoni"?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's a bird ... It's a plane. No it's super pup the cliff-diving canine flying off a rock
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Mon February 22, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Roman get a word in against the crowd? Did Vince book himself to win his own award? Will Undertaker's opponent finally be revealed? The final road to Wrestlemania begins tonight on WWE Raw (8PM ET, USA/pre-show 7:30PM ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Sister Hillary Clinton is the Milli Vanilli of American politics" and other ravings
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of hipster 'Maker' Culture? Watch this video manifesto from a creative force. Then raise your glass
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Taiwanese Animators' latest update: Trump rides a RINO to victory, Zombie Jeb gets whacked, Cruz and Carson in a closet, Hillary takes Reddit from behind. Bonus: no Kasich as he wasn't worth their time for a CGI model
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Ambrose finally get to main event Wrestlemania? (YAY) Will we have to endure Bork/HHH at Wrestlemania? (MEH) Will Vince continue to to shove Reigns down our throats? (BOO) Find out tonight at WWE Fastlane 8pm, Pre-show 7pm (PPV/999)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah, Ann, we get it. Rubio's hispanic
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
DOJ investigators conclude its perfectly legal for companies to fire IT workers and then force them to train their H1-B replacements as long as H1-B workers aren't allowed to be DOJ investigators
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man who exposed himself 9 times over 11 years may go into group home, Rudy Guiliani speeches
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Archdiocese of St. Louis officially cuts ties with an organization it says has become "incompatible" with Catholic teaching - the Girl Scouts
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can a movie about Puritan witch-burning wackjobs from 400 years ago explain today's American insanity?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
GOP debate cancelled after debate organizer stipulates other Republican candidates can't criticize incumbent U.S. Senator
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Thu February 18, 2016
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has been made a 'Knight of the Round Table' for his service to humanity by a Scientologist hotel owner in Cornwall. No, you read that right
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(Scout (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Well, if you're from New Zealand, you can learn the culture of the traditional haka war dance and do it with other Maoris respectfully. Or if you're a Spanish TV personality, you can just wing it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everybody hairy panic
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Wed February 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Cruz run out on stage and demand Rubio answer only in Spanish? Will Trump pull a Kanye - he's gonna let Bush finish, but his brother oversaw the worst terrorist attack ever? Will people still be watching for Kasich? Here's your Town Hall thread
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nike drops Manny Pacquiao after he says gay people "are worse than animals." What ever happened to free speech?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 24 things you would not expect car companies to make. Now where can I get my tank to drive around?
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Panic in New York after "explosion" on subway train sends everyone into a "stampede"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline time: Starving witch boy in Nigeria named Hope receives donations of over 1 million Danish kroner
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Researchers figure out how to train the body's natural immunoresponse mechanism against cancer. This...is a big deal
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Filipinos google 'how to do necrophilia', unknown creepy Spanish B movie gets six million hits
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Don't want to learn Spanish or French in school? How about a course in coding, instead?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Kijiji ad: Cleaning lady needed for light sweeping, dusting, sexual assault
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Relative of the deceased: "Yeah, our relative passed away a few years ago and we would like to collect on his insurance policy." Kentucky insurance companies: :crickets:
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vanity 6 feet under
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but a CEO of one of the world's largest companies may have lied to save his own butt, at the expense of employees, shareholders, and customers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Sorry kids, your lunch food doesn't come from happy animals on picturesque farms." Teacher suspended for showing his fifth graders what farm life really looks like
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Anita Hill for Supreme Court justice? MAXIMUM TROLLING
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Sun February 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Titanic II sinking delayed until 2018
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani replaced by AFI's Davey Havok. No doubt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your obnoxious all-organic, non-GMO, vegan friend now has a wine he can feel superior drinking
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz' wife rants about how if elected her husband will "show this country the face of God" and how regardless of freedom of religion "the God of Christianity is the God of freedom"
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
International Torch, Ltd., Amalgamated Pitchforks, Inc., Delaware Panic Sirens, and of course US Wig Superstore
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Thu February 11, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Doctor arrested in Thailand. No word on his companion
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Drug companies now have new drugs to treat side effects of drugs that drug companies sell you already. Drugs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Director of National Intelligence says that gene editing is as big a threat to humanity as nuclear and chemical weapons
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sanity of Gwyneth Paltrow accused stalker questioned for showing interest in Gwyneth Paltrow
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Sir, you can't just run around the hospital ranting about cutting off your testicles and then stabbing a gas canister with a knife. It's not properly Scottish
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Does anyone really accidentally shoot themselves when cleaning a gun?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
700-year-old Danish Civil War coins uncovered. South Denmark reportedly considering rising again
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Judges scorecard: 10-9, 10-9, 10-9, Kane wins by unanimous decision in three rounds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay so maybe the animated film "The Unequal Opportunity Race" was a little insensitive to white people, that's no reason for you Virginia parents to get all outraged about it after the affirmative action film was shown to your high school students
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hello Kitty underwear and a Jewish Peyton Manning highlight Taiwanese Animators recap of Super Bowl 50
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buried in a tiny font hyperlink under the colorful election graphic and the name Trump in five different articles: US sending more ground troops to Afghanistan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the teenager who, at 14, became one of only 12 people in the world to ace the AP Calculus exam. Which you could have totally done, too, if you, like, cared enough about "test scores" and meaningless stuff like that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Federal safety regulators rule that the navigation system of a self-driving car can be considered the car's driver. Still no word on if insurance companies will deny potential accident claims as acts of deus ex machina
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You're an NHL goalie with 40 pounds of gear on, 3rd period, tie game, and those chimichangas you had for dinner are bubbling up in your stomach. What do you do. "I panicked... I don't remember if I wiped"
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scores yuge win in New Hampshire primary, meaning there'll be hell toupee if the GOP tries to stop him now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The never ending Chinese quest for animal induced virility has brought another animal to the brink of extinction, the vaquita porpoise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Clapper warns ISIS will begin attacking the US sometime this year. Panic futures up 8% in early trading
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The US Senate unanimously confirms Rebecca Goodgame Ebinger as a federal judge for Iowa's Southern District where she will serve with Judge John P0wned Smith, and of course Chief Judge Leroy Jenkins
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House criticizes Superbowl ad, saying maybe instead of pushing a drug to reduce opioid-induced constipation the drug companies could stop hooking so many people on opioids in the first place, He also added: PuppymonkeyBaby? WTF was THAT about?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Black people wearing black are very scary to Rudy Giuliani and other white people
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Daniel Gerson, co-writer of Monsters Inc. and Big Hero 6, dies of brain cancer at age 49
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to know if your tax preparer is a crook, aside from a P.O. box at Allenwood, Pennsylvania
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark is adding something new. EVERYBODY PANIC!
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan makes his retirement announcement and a bunch of stuff happens to try to make Fastlane interesting but who cares? Team Hell No is dead forever. It's YOUR Monday Night Raw thread. (8PM EST on USA/pre-show 7:30 on 999)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan forced to retire due to injuries. NO NO NO
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Some people had a problem with that Doritos "ultrasound" ad during the Super Bowl. FARK: NARAL Pro-Choice had a problem with it for "humanizing fetuses"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not News: Man caught speeding on the highway. News: He was going to the Super Bowl. FARK: He was caught in Pennsylvania, 2,800 miles away from the big game
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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Sun February 07, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Pianist Errol Garner in concert
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(Animal Planet)
 
 
 
Is it Wrinkles' last roundup? Can Titan's bandwagon fill the stadium? Will Sarah MacLachlan traumatize us again this year? Find out when the puppies take the field for Puppy Bowl XII, 3 PM on Animal Planet
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Did Jack really have to die in Titanic? Why does Winnie the Pooh expose himself to children? And other idiotic film bits
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Watch as the oil companies try to convince you that cheap oil is bad for the economy
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Superbowl inanity turned up to 11, and it's only Friday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which companies profit the most from war? Here's your list
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins announce tour with Liz Phair, Beanie Babies, Pogs, Tickle-Me Elmo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Spanish channel has launched naked English language lessons with teachers giving classes completely in the nude. You know subby could use a couple of pointers
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Stephanie Seymour applies for alcohol counseling program, fark moderator
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Wed February 03, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spanish judge says it's still okay to toss turkeys from bell towers. Just to clear that up
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Flooding has caused a Ginger Nut and Custard Cream biscuit shortage in the UK. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visit Tokyo zoo where today you can see a panicky pantomime zebra being poked with a stick
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Denmark: We don't treat our convicts like sub-human animals
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Crime has gotten so bad in Washington D.C. that the D.C. City Council unanimously approved a bill to pay residents not to commit crimes
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
With all the water, spirits, acids and cleaning chemicals you come in contact with, your hands will be destroyed if you decide to become a professional bartender. And don't get me started on your liver
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish police respond to heated Star Wars fight. No injuries reported in spite of forty-two thousand shots fired
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uh-oh: Financial titans including JP Morgan CEO Jaime Dimon and Warren Buffet have been meeting in secret to...create guidelines to encourage companies to focus on sound long-term growth instead of short term profits? Oh, right, carry on then
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British football hooliganism fell to historic, sad, new low last year: "One arrest per 20,000 football fans. To put that into context people are 11 times as likely to be arrested at Glastonbury as at a football match"
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Why everybody needs to PANIC
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just because you hit a child with a stuffed animal doesn't make it any less abusive
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Mon February 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bosses realize that putting workers on part-time status makes them less loyal to their companies
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(CBP)
 
 
 
Customs agent, who has clearly never met a mechanic, seizes 76 pounds of marijuana declared as auto parts
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Sun January 31, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Local Satanists are about to give the Phoenix City Council a real-life demonstration in unintended consequences
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're a police officer, you probably should make sure you're detaining an actual suspect and not a cleaning lady before you use your taser on her
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Sat January 30, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
ASPCA seizes almost 600 animals from no-kill shelter. People involved will get a tote bag for their troubles
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Couple tried to get a-head of life by renting out human craniums that had diseases
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Fri January 29, 2016
(WUWT)
 
 
 
300 "scientists" tell a "politician" that they are not amused at NOAA's "scientific" shenanigans
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Drivers form human chain to rescue trucker after crash on Pennsylvania Turnpike, as opposed to the human centipede that is the usual traffic on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Greg Louganis she ain't
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This trailer for the upcoming Dreamworks film "Trolls" will murder your soul and make you weep for humanity
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When you're at an animal park in Florida and a snake falls from a tree and bites you, it can be hard to determine for legal purposes if the snake escaped an enclosure or if it's just a wild beast
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow fans can get free tickets if they donate their musical instruments so that the next generation can write the songs that make the whole world sing
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Thu January 28, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's vanilla milkshake can't bring Trump to the Fox debate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pastor released from Iranian prison gains his freedom
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Wed January 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FCC wants to bring an end to cable companies forcing you to rent a box from them. You better believe that the cable companies have about 19.5 billion problems with this
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The most hypnotic animation of migrating birds you're ever likely to see proves even they can't get the hell out of Malheur fast enough
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The US will start withdrawing forces from Afghanistan as early as 2017. Wait, make that 2027. Oops, make that 2037. Oh who am I kidding, we'll be here forever
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Uber experimenting with putting a children's toy in the back of cars to distract drunk passengers so they don't distract the driver. Will next try to distract drunks by dangling shiny keys and using a toy that makes animal noises
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Broncos/Patriots game gets the Taiwanese animation treatment
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(The Local)
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