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448 headlines found matching 'ANI'
Sat April 18, 2015
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Animal rights protesters? In MY circus? Send in the clowns
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(25)
 
(UCLA)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar expected to make full recovery after undergoing quadruple bypass surgery, dragging Walton and Lanier up and down court for 48 minutes
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(26)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Cats aren't just for crazy cat ladies. More pet households own cats than other animals, according to the Humane Society. Cats rule households and now they rule the internet. So learn how to speak fluent Cat to make Caturdays more pleasant
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(433)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-trust regulators leaning toward blocking Comcast's acquisition of Time-Warner Cable
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When fans should begin panicking about their team's season, broken down by sport
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(35)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Afghanistan returns home, surprises parents before hockey game. Lots of tears on ice
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WrestleMania XXXI fans at Levi's Stadium consumed whopping 4.5 terabytes of WiFi data, brother. Old record of 3.3 TB set during 49ers 2014 home opener slammed into submission
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(27)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nazi cross-dressing nymphomaniac dominatrix prostitute fired for being a banker. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it
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(87)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10% of S&P 500 companies avoid paying U.S. taxes. The other 90% have even better accountants who get the government to issue a refund check
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(37)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's how it works: Iranian cleric claims thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay
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(127)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic refuses to lube up homosexuals, handle their gay sticks or adjust their queer rear ends because "homosexuality is wrong"
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(107)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Are you guilty of being a humanitarian douchebag? A voluntourist? A group in Vancouver is campaigning to end irresponsible voluntourism once and for all"
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(33)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you made Hillary Clinton a burrito bowl. Your meaningless life is going to be under the media spotlight for the next year. And just when you think you've survived, the conspiracy theorists will all insist you fondled her beans
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(47)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protecting the huge manatee from huge humanity asshats
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"You know, 'healthy' has an actual meaning. And this word you keep using on your packaging, it does not mean what you think it means. Thanks, the FDA"
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer gets contract extension with sizable pay increase, gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Urban renewal"
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(11)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The world is running out of fish for fish and chips. EVERYBODY OCEANIC
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Corporations are not subsidized by welfare payments to workers. If Wal-Mart and McDonald's vanished overnight, U.S. public assistance would substantially increase, which is the reverse of what the critics argue"
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst baby names in the world, revealed. Come for 'Orgasm,' stay for 'Obamaniqua'
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(236)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox Host on Hillary's trip to Chipotle: "Maybe it was Hispanic outreach?"
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(153)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Two TSA agents fired for manipulating passenger screening systems in order to grope hot men
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(166)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Animals acting weird causes mass hysteria in Japan that another major earthquake might hit soon
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(81)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Deck chair from the Titanic up for auction, perfect for re-arranging
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Allergy season is here, and it's time for EVERYBODY TO PANIC
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(42)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Lithuania claims that Norway is really Arkansas
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(32)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 notorious tax cheats of all-time, and you may not want to buy a Beanie Baby after reading this article
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How well can you decode the labeling on a carton of eggs at the grocery store? Get the meanings of "hormone-free" and "Omega-3" straight with a handy egg-cyclopedia
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(18)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
California denim companies say lack of water in manufacturing high-end worn jeans is causing lots of distress
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(28)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"We can proudly say we're the first family on the block to have a swimming pool designed by Vanilla Ice." Word to your mother
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(20)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently batshiat insanity doesn't age all that well
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(204)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient marijuana cloud animating the distended corpse of Keith Richards supports Mick Jagger's attempts at making a new Rolling Stones album
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Three games into the season and the panic is already well underway in the Bronx
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Christie vows he won't be a vanilla politician, says he will have sprinkles and nuts and crumbled Oreo pieces and chocolate sauce and... mmm... chocolate sauce *drools*
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(35)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Small-government Texas Republicans pushing a bill to regulate companies like Uber. Fark: With Uber's support
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(30)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The Federalist goes brony with a detailed breakdown of last week's season premiere, but they weren't looking for funny faces or animation glitches. No, they were looking for anti-marxist symbolism
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(105)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tehran mullahs begin campaign to obliterate fun from the internet. Iranian men banned from checking out women on "Face-hidden-by-burqa-Book"
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(36)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are the most perfect GIF loops of machines that don't exist, but their creator says if you want to know how they work, "seek out a mechanical engineering student or graduate, buy them beer, and have them explain stuff to you"
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Radon levels in 300,000 Pennsylvania homes are pretty frackin' high
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(80)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Swamp People, Pennsylvania Edition
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(36)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A leading facial surgeon repeatedly punched a patient in the face to try and correct a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard. The doctor later wrote that the patient's face had been 'digitally manipulated'"
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(34)
 
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
So among the animals in Australia that can kill you, we can now add giant goldfish. (Rare goldfish trifecta complete)
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(53)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow is finally over Mandy, and is ready to take a chance again with his manager Garry
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(200)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kerry and Zarif reach a framework, which is good. The hardliners in Iran love this deal, which is bad. But Iranian conservatives hate it, which is good. The deal also regulates potassium benzoate....*crickets*... which is bad. (Can I go now?)
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO behind forcing Christians to stop believing in Christianity and learn to start loving the gays, at least in Indiana
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(47)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you're the sort of person who is sexually aroused by the idea that you can convey sexual pleasure to your inanimate car via caressing the gearshift as though it were a human penis, there is no better time to be alive
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy thinks thinks Chip Kelly is an over-the-top egomaniacal head-case. Wait till McCoy realizes who his head coach is in Buffalo
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia changing nuclear subs' fuel from uranium to charcoal, and on the fly apparently
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(71)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers identify spider species able to change colors to blend in with background, meaning there could be like MILLIONS of them around you right now and you'd never know it
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(18)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not that the GOP and Netanyahu hate this Iranian nuclear deal. They'd hate ANY Iranian nuclear deal
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(155)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush could be our first Hispanic President
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(103)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A new synthetic designer street drug called flakka is unleashing maniacal paranoia, rage, and delirium on the streets, just like bath salts did before this insidious creation
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(105)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Furious 7 sets the weekend box office aflame, earning $142 million Easter Weekend. The Jim Parsons/Rihanna animated Home is a distant #2 with $26 million, and anti premarital sex Christian propaganda film It Follows falls to #6 with $2.4 million
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(56)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Forget the naysayers, the right-wing nut jobs, the pundits; here's what the Iranian nuclear deal is all about from the mouths of experts
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(308)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympus comes up with a shoulder mount for their cameras that is both comfortable for extended use of telephoto lens, and is likely to cause a panic if you get seen using it
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(19)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist says he keeps finding aliens in the upper atmosphere but no one will believe him: "These organisms are biological, have a definite structure, and are not related to organisms on Earth"
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(29)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
90,000 baseball fans are spending this weekend at the most broken-down, busted-ass, decrepit dump of a stadium in all of professional sports, for two meaningless exhibition games between two third-tier teams. Your move, Tampa
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(29)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy discovers world's biggest NOPE in Tasmania
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(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For some reason, the AP men's basketball player of the year is an inanimate object
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(21)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Could it be that this Iranian nuke agreement is the stuff dreams are made of?
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(115)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are some photos of smiling, happy animals
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(13)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
For the 2nd time this season, a counterfeiter matches wits with that eagle-eyed crime fighting organization, the Girl Scouts Cookie Brigade. Guess who won
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(44)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice's theft conviction has been dismissed, as long as he promises to stop, collaborate, and listen
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Top 12 spring-cleaning hacks to save you time and money. #13: Not cleaning also saves time and money
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(45)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to US military officials, the reason US air strikes were needed to re-take Tikrit is because the Iranian forces previously spearheading the attack sucked at coordinating attacks and their artillerymen couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Revisit the meaning of Easter, with David Sedaris
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(6)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most derided profession in academia? Humanities professors
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(159)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Iranian backed Houthis, Saudi Arabian backed Sunnis, and stateless players Al Qaeda and ISIS are all fighting in Yemen. Lawdy Mama, I'm confused
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(164)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 517: "Ugly-Ass Baby Animals" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(49)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian is nearly exhausted by all this Iranian nuclear talk, darlink
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
'70s Rock star passes, we'll take it for granite they'll barium in a sedimental ceremony
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(45)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Someone did DNA testing of what the "protein" in the most popular US pet foods is: "The major finding of the DNA analysis was the abundance of proteins from 'unspecified animal species' - or 'mystery meat' - in 14 of the 17 tested products"
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(164)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish soldier, who had recently returned from Sierra Leone and served in Afghanistan, is unable to make it out of Miami's Ultra Festival alive. We've lost too many good men down there, dammit
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity releases science-themed expansion to benefit women in STEM. Shut up and take my ____
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(97)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Disabled model gives new meaning to strutting down the catwalk
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mass exorcism of schoolkids leaves dozens in hysterics as priest attempts to 'banish the Devil.' Church spokesman said: "We haven't received any complaints so far, so there's no problem" (pics of problem)
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(121)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This show has hard drinking spies, Nazi villains, and jokes every five seconds. And no, it's not Archer, it's a live action show called Danger 5 and today it is our new spirit animal
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(55)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WRESTLEMANIA 31: The IC title hangs in the balance, Cena & Rusev reenact Rocky IV, Sting descends from the rafters to fight HHH, and Roman Reigns faces Brock Lesnar for the WWE title-- live from Santa Clara(7pm ET, PPV/WWE Network/Pre-show at 5pm ET)
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(3453)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marathon organizers in Wales don't understand outcry after course found more than 600 meters short, noting a lot of runners recorded personal bests
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nutritionists warn about Warren Buffett's "junk food portfolio" that includes companies that make Velveeta, Jell-O and Oscar Mayer. Or as obese people call that lineup, "the Buffett buffet"
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think that last free throw was meaningless for Duke as it beat Utah in the Sweet 16? Thousands of gamblers in Las Vegas disagree - "When he made the shot, it cost me somewhere between $200,000 and $300,000"
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(37)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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(7)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All hail our glorious cyber ant overlords. Also, will someone PLEASE make scientists start watching old sci-fi movies before they enslave or outright kill off all of humanity? Please?
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(23)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Family of Aurora theater shooting victim loses lawsuit against online sellers of ammo used, because on the Internet no one knows you're a homicidal maniac
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(449)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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(31)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's important to know the difference between clay and organic kitty litter. Especially if you're using it at a nuclear waste facility
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(90)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Baby born with sqrt(666) / 2.15) on his forehead. Everbody PANIC
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(63)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The game in Spain is played against Ukraine. Also on tap: England-Lithuania, a Liechtenstein-Austria border battle, and 6 other matches. Today's Euro 2016 qualifier thread
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(159)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but asteroid 2014-YB35 is set to make its closest approach to Earth today. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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(52)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Team Hillary to NY Times and the rest of the media: we'll be monstering you if you describe Her using any adjectives we feel are insufficiently messianic
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(99)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hundreds laid off across Canada as the CBC tries to cut costs. I'd post a CBC article but I think they're busy cleaning out their desks
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(52)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While the US supports Saudi Arabia attacking Iranian-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen, the US is now supporting Iranian attacks against Saudi-backed ISIS rebels in Tikrit. I don't see this backfiring whatsoever
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(86)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
As an economic crisis sweeps through Russia, popular alternatives to legal alcohol are becoming liquids designed "for hair growth or for cleaning the bath"
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how credit card companies were going to replace all magnetic stripe credit cards with computer chip cards by the end of 2015? Well, here's an update on that monthly statement
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(75)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
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(15)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The next organization to threaten packing up their bags and leaving Indiana over religious persecution law is **spins the wheel** the Disciples of Christ
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(109)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is the FBI manipulating crime statistics to make it look like mass shootings kill a lot of people? Fox News asks the question
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(366)
 
(InToday)
 
 
 
U.S. court debating whether to declare RSS a terrorist organization. Also, say they are unsure about other dangerous groups like HTML, PHP and CSS
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com co-founder Daniel Taggart charged with trying to possibly add to the family tree of a 15-year-old friend of his daughter
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(45)
 
(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
If you had "24 hours" for how long it would take Satanists to exploit Indiana's new Religious Freedom law, come collect your goblet of lamb's blood
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(224)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is in his 20s, and he owns over two dozen stuffed animals that he claims have sentimental value. And if that isn't weird enough, he still sleeps with a teddy bear. Is this abnormal behavior? Should I dump him?"
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(142)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Wild rats have started interbreeding with centipedes, everyone panic
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(20)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will JBL give Bill Simmons a clothesline from hell? Will Snoop Dogg rap with R-Truth? Can Brock or Roman speak a single sentence? Will Cena beat Rusev down again for AMERICA? It's the RAW before Mania. (8 PM ET on USA/Pre-show 7 PM ET)
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(1363)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
A subby greenlit headline: The vanity credit turns 100
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. companies now hoarding a record $1.4 trillion in cash. A search for "hoarder" on Google now brings up Google
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(251)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, that wasn't cyanide in that letter to Obama. It was spit. Sorry for the confusion
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Never forget that Rudy Giuliani once held widespread respect among people of all political stripes until he decided to zero in his focus on the ultra-right wing audience. "He's no longer interested in wide appeal"
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(49)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but some day there may be 2 Floridas
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(91)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Japan's real-life "Radioactive Man" returns to Fukushima to feed animals that were left behind (pics)
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(61)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Patrick met Stevie, a blind senior cat that no one wanted, she was at the Animal Care Society of Cork in Ireland. After a few adjustments to help Stevie navigate his house both of their lives are forever enriched everyday, especially Caturday
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(1028)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
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(196)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When it comes to food trucks, you might want to avoid the one that calls itself 'The Kitchen of the Unwanted Animal'
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(47)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenagers arrested for participating in collaborative, well organized, goal oriented project
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. David Petraeus: Daesh is a problem, but Iranian backed militias are the biggest problem to keeping the power balance in the region
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the 92-year-old ex-janitor who left an unexpected $8 million to a local hospital and library? How did he amass his secret fortune? Two words - discipline and patience
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(87)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate accused of chaining her children to a washing machine with dog collars, forcing them to sleep on the floor and perform demeaning chores
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(29)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Janis Joplin biopic starring Amy Adams has hit Jackie Jormp-Jomp proportions after the film's production company sues itself
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton. Aisha Tyler. Ali Spagnola. Laina Morris. Cards Against Humanity. Dick Butt. Not safe for work language
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(21)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
Listen to this week's episode of the NASFARK Podcast or Danica Patrick will kick you in the jewels
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(13)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"We are the only species known to seek out negative sensations deliberately. You don't see animals gorging themselves on wild chili peppers. A taste for pain seems to be one of the defining characteristics of being human"
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(60)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS is planning on policing PACs and other political non-profits. In a totally unrelated note, the bill to completely defund the IRS has just gotten a unanimous vote in both the House and Senate
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(33)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The 15 animal species most likely to go extinct. So you better cook one up soon while you still can
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(24)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Word of advice: when sending a cyanide-laced letter to the White House, don't include your return address
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(32)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Former US Air Force veteran mechanic arrested for trying to join ISIS, also charged with not knowing ISIS doesn't have an air force
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(120)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gun show organizer unsympathetic to the "it's cool, some of my closest friends are gun targets" defense
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(251)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomats have been confronted by Iranian officials over GOP letter. "The Zarif don't like it"
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(167)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cleaning ladies win lottery jackpot, all go back to work, miss whole point of 'winning the lottery'
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(52)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the release of 'Jagged Little Pill,' Alanis Morissette gets inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame
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(105)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a conservative activism conference, pastor warns that gays, liberals and ISIS are teaming up to take over the world and create a "secular humanist caliphate." Apparently he doesn't know the meaning of either the word "secular" or "caliphate"
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(240)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Holy Christ... if Tom Cotton is right, the Iranians already control Tehran - the capital city of Iran. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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(153)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down to read this, but believe it or not, it seems Sting might be a bit of an egomaniac
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(57)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Meet the guy whose life work is recreating long-vanished candies we all remember, including Astro Pops - billed as the longest-lasting lollipop on Earth - Tart n Tinys and now Hydrox cookies, which are objectively better than Oreos
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Animal Shelter brings adoptable puppies and kittens to offices for "snuggle delivery," say they got the idea from outcall escort services
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"I don't honestly know what the stereotype looks like for a heroin smuggler, but I don't think a couple of senior citizens driving a handicapped license plate car with their little cocker spaniel really looks like we're much of a threat to anybody,"
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(78)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cubans go cuckoo for Coco Farms illegal slaughterhouse. Until the alleged operator was arrested for "committing atrocious acts against animals"
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An army officer whose role was to advocate for victims of sexual abuse has been dishonorably discharged and sentenced to two years in prison for organizing a prostitution ring at an army base"
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Shania Twain reveals that she married her former husband's mistress' ex. Says all is fine 'cause never the twain shall meet
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(66)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Turns out that Spanish Fly is not only real, it's ridiculously dangerous
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(37)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Obama should say the stuff that Bill Cosby used to say, and not the stuff that Archie Bunker used to say, which is the stuff that Giuliani says
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(134)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
To kick off the last weekend of the preliminary round, it's Bangladesh against New Zealand. Then England vs Afghanistan in the second match. It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, Bangladesh vs New Zealand starts 9 PM EST
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most unique jobs in each state. Move to Florida and become an athlete. Move to New York and become a Fashion Designer. Move to Illinois and become a janitor
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Customer: My car will not exceed 40mph. Mechanic: That's just nuts
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(64)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Titanic ice sculpture, which we last saw collapsing a few weeks ago, was rebuilt well enough that it refuses to go down on schedule
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"This is the first demonstration of the mechanism underlying suicidal maternal care in an arthropod" (warning - link contains spiders)
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spanish mayoral candidate campaigns on transparency (possibly not safe for work)
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(82)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico would like to thank Tom Cotton for giving us an even more super hardline Iranian leader in the future who could reject the deal. And unlike Cotton's fantasy, that guy could actually reject the deal
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(190)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Star Wars gets its first gay character not played by Anthony Daniels
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(215)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The senator who led the Republican coalition to reach out to Iranian hardliners over their common cause earns a new nickname
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(246)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MI "Open carry activist" decides to go for walk near a local high school carrying a pistol and a rifle; is incensed that local cops have the temerity to approach and question him after they receive about a zillion panicked 911 call about his stroll
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(347)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will BRRRRROCKKKK LESNAR show up tonight? Will we hear the GONG? Will Axelmania continue running wild? Tune in for Monday Night Raw to find out. (8 PM EST on USA/Pre-show 7 PM EST)
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(1308)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The College of William & Mary is about to qualify for March Madness, which they've never done, meaning their 322-year streak of missing the tourney may end
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(34)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Clairvoyant, anime aficionado, zombie expert dismissed from theater shooting jury
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hermit crabs organize an orderly shell swap. Yes, the housing crisis is tough (w/video)
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(14)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tasty animals, yeah they look cute and happy, but you carnivores will still eat about seven thousand of them in your lifetime. Mmmm... tasty animals
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(108)
 
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
"Just when you thought boutique bicycle components couldn't get any pricier, CeramicSpeed has gone and utterly shattered the glass ceiling with a pair of titanium derailleur pulleys. The price tag is $1,000 - but hey, at least you get two"
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(52)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford can still make movies and fly airplanes, but no way will insurance companies allow him to do both
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There's never been a better time to have a Sam's Club membership: They are now selling whole barrels of Jack Daniels
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(52)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will New Zealand romp over Afghanistan? Can Sri Lanka match Australia? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. New Zealand vs Afghanistan starts at 5 PM EST
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(89)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Those "green" and "non-toxic" cleaning and personal care products you've been using? Not so much
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Two girls who got kicked out of Justin Bieber's 21st birthday party decided to call the cops on the shenanigans and try to break up the party
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(36)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"The town of about 1,000 in Skamania County, which sits on the Columbia River about 40 miles northeast of Portland, is becoming the first government in the nation, and perhaps the world, to own its own recreational marijuana store"
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 9 rules that every Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote cartoon had to abide by - according to animator Chuck Jones. THAT'S ALL, FOLKS
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(61)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
One small step for man, one giant leap for Pennsylvania's beer laws
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(74)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Danish tourist dies saving Michigan Mayor from drowning. No this is not a metaphor or a subtle Detroit joke
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(49)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon, Apple, AT&T, Cablevision, Cisco, Comcast, Cox, DirecTV, Dropbox, eBay, EA, Facebook, Google, Groupon, HP, Intel, Intuit, Microsoft, Orbitz, Pandora, Qualcomm, Twitter, Verizon. 376 companies have banded together to fight Republicans
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(76)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Concert marking the 50th anniversary of the march on Selma will naturally feature Vanilla Ice. Wait, what?
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(13)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Democrats are waiting to see whether or not they should panic over Emailghazi
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(211)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP unveils bill to prevent discrimination against religious organizations that discriminate
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're in the cult that's leaving decapitated animal heads all over Sacramento, the police would really like you to knock it off before you summon one of the Great Old Ones
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shania Twain announces farewell tour, giving audiences a chance to say good riddance
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(95)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out companies who advertise cheap divorces over the internet might be as trustworthy as your no-good-for-nothing ex-husband
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(23)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In order to preserve everyone's sanity, NASA is sending #TheDress to Mars. Thank God
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(7)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Five things Netanyahu got wrong: Iran, nukes, Iranian nukes, nuclear Iran and Iran using nukes on Iranian nuclear program to create more nukes for Iran to nuke with Iranian nukes
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(121)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
School boards declare war on Christianity in North Carolina by using Good Friday as a make-up day for the snowy Acts of God of the last two weeks
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(46)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of last night's Chilean volcanic eruption you will see today (with bonus video goodness)
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(25)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can the UAE show some resilience against Pakistan? Can Afghanistan make a stand against Australia? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. UAE vs Pakistan starts at 8PM EST
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, there goes my faith in humanity
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(111)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Rusev accept Cena's WrestleMania challenge? WHAT will be the fate of the Intercontinental title? DOES Seth Rollins need beard conditioner? LIVE from NEWARK, THIS is YOUR WWE RAW (w/ Jon Stewart) Discussion Thread (8pm ET on USA/Pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(1280)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might have some crazy stories to tell about your drunken shenanigans, but this guy has you beat by a nose (not safe for lunch)
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(43)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this remarkable anise
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fields medal winner Cédric Villani: "Mathematics is about progress and adventure and emotion." And adding. He didn't mention 'adding'
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(31)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier who lost both legs in Afghanistan has been forced to officially verify his condition to Veterans Affairs every three years to keep his pension, presumably in case his legs spontaneously grow back or something
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(69)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's faith-based initiative ignores all religions except for Christianity. To be fair, all those other guys are just going to hell anyway, so who cares
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(76)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Americanism, freedom, and individual rights can only be restored by one thing: banning the smiling poo emoticon
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
ATM in Russia gives loans on the spot, but charges 730% annual interest rate. Or as American payday loan companies call that, underselling the competition
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(13)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(San Francisco Globe)
 
 
 
Buying an older house can turn into a fascinating history lesson as you discover improvements and modifications made by previous owners. Such as realizing your walls are stuffed with dead animals wrapped in old newspapers for insulation
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(61)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
From The North Korean Titanic to Bend It Like (Be)Kim - the Bizarre secret history of North Korean cinema
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(9)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Animals are free of stresses of work, especially gentle giants and WHERE IS MY F@&^*ng COFFEE?
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier becomes first non-posthumous recipient of the Victoria Cross for the war in Afghanistan after charging in under fire twice to save a wounded USMC captain, despite being weighed down by his giant brass balls
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(84)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan warns of "imminent attacks." Or as Americans living in Kabul call that, "Tuesday"
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(22)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Afghanistan get its first win against Scotland? Will Bangladesh trip up Sri Lanka? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Afghanistan vs Scotland already underway, Bangladesh vs Sri Lanka at 10:30PM EST
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(41)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So it turns out paranoid contrarians can be easily manipulated with falsehoods. I'll bet Obama's behind this
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(99)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Fresh off her stinging slam of Rudy Giuliani, Barbara Boxer (D-CA) goes for seconds, shaming the entire GOP on their quixotic mission to shut down the DHS
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(237)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago PD says they weren't caught torturing anyone at Homan Square and their other shenanigans are mostly behind them, so what's the big deal?
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(91)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
57% of Republicans support making Christianity the official religion of the U.S. Wait until they hear about those evil PC thugs James Madison and Thomas Jefferson
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(102)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer (D-amn girl) to Rudy Giuliani:"Why don't you ask Osama bin Laden if President Obama loves America?"
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(110)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police confuse '21' birthday balloons for Islamic State initials, panic accordingly
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(67)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Animal behaviorist builds a rat paradise with beautiful buildings and limitless food. He introduces eight mice to the population. Two years later, the mice had created their own apocalypse with frightening similarities to our current situation
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(86)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hardest part of animating Groot was the, um... hardest part
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeAngelo Williams was released by the Carolina Panthers but is OK with that. Why? He did not like how the organization treated the death of his mother to breast cancer in May by being a no-show at her funeral
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(34)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists say you can literally be frightened to death. NOBODY PANIC
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(21)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"In the anime Dr. Slump, there is an alien race called Nikochan. They have butts on their heads. Not the kind of thing you want to see in real life. So here's what they look like in real life"
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(29)
 
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
It might soon be legal to carry a can of beer into Pennsylvania
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(53)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Thank you Jamie Watts, for restoring subby's faith in humanity
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(73)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick to be the first woman to announce a NASCAR race from the booth. Finally she'll get a chance to see what the checkered flag actually looks like
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(105)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
24 bizarre animal hybrids that are sadly not real, because you sure could use a horse-shark during your commute. That'd make your whole day
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Rudy "9/11" Giuliani went from one of the country's most-respected mayors to another empty-headed GOP shill
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani says he has received 9-11 death threats, still stands by Obama-critical comments
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(83)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
*click* Good Idea: Being a politician and rebuilding a home with Habitat for Humanity. *click* Bad Idea: Being a politician and rebuilding _your_ home with Habitat for Humanity *click*
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(28)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS vow to take over Rome and 'throw homosexuals off of your leaning tower of PIZZA'. Little Caesar unavailable for comment
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(84)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Staff at a branch of Afghanistan's central bank in southern Kandahar province may have got away with as much as $1.4 million when they robbed their own bank and escaped"
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's racist, hateful comments about President Obama have resulted in his no longer being welcome at Starbucks
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(141)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Afghanistan get its first World Cup win against Sri Lanka? Who will in the battle of the giants in India vs South Africa? It's your Day 9 Cricket World Cup official discussion thread
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(132)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having ignored the latest GOP income inequality talking points, Giuliani claims Obama is a communist
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(133)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's racism has just doomed the GOP and that's just great news for those of us who love things like equal rights and not having to worry about unbridled fascism
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(66)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Romanian man unicycles across dam because internet speeds in Romania must be pretty crappy or something
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani finds room in his mouth for his other foot
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(217)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drug-resistant malaria strain "on the verge of entering India". EVERYBODY PANIC
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Denny Hamlin mansplains racing to Danica Patrick
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(197)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
All you solid red states take one step forward... Not so fast there Texas. OK, now, all you states leaning *toward* red take one step forward... Seriously, Texas, why are y'all so antsy today? Get back in line
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(72)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Guess which state's tax dollars helped pay for Wrestlemania, "Magic Mike," and "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"
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(32)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
No need to panic in the ER just because there's a deadly superbug nightmare swirling around your hospital. Right, doctors?
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers now say that it's very likely that Ebola has a limited level of airborne infection. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(56)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says that Obama doesn't love America because "he wasn't brought up the way you were brought up." Republicans everywhere begin exchanging their dog whistles for megaphones
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(113)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your computer is filthy, and you are a dirty pig for not cleaning it
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(39)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice arrested for stealing -- among other things -- a pool heater from a foreclosed Florida home
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why does science fail so hard at giving us meaning?
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(74)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you didn't get your fill of bizarre animals with last week's mutant pig and the recent goblin shark, another bizarre Australian animal has now surfaced
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(8)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"While many attempts have been made to recreate the iconic house from Disney's Up, now one lucky canine has his own mini version, thanks to the Super-Fan Builds series, where propmakers make everyday items for movie fans"
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this animal escaping
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(31)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
"Obviously, Mother Nature should be fined and/or jailed for even coming up with this. What's the deal -- you're just mixing the scariest animals together now? "Blame evolution." DON'T TRY TO SCIENCE ME -- YOU DID THIS"
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(9)
 
(Arabian Business)
 
 
 
Two Dubai residents shortlisted for manned mission to Mars on 'B' Ark. No word on whether they are hairdressers or telephone sanitizers
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(23)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns continue to be cocky about his match against Daniel Bryan? Will Dolph get the shaft from booking? Seth Rollins promises to get hard and show us his coinpurse...er...Money in the Bank on Raw (8pm ET USA/Pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(1067)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
"A new explanation for a type of order in an exotic material made with uranium may lead to enhanced computer displays and data storage systems and more powerful superconducting magnets for medical imaging and levitating high-speed trains"
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(20)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Hipster florists are OVER backyard-sourced bouquets, are now into bespoke terrariums filled with US-sourced figurines among botanical scenes. "We create imaginariums... We do offer terrarium daycare and, in dire cases, hospitalisation"
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(26)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Editor for Antarctic newspaper claims wintering there isn't lonely, as you have wonderful companionship and get to meet all sorts of things that are weird and pissed off
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(30)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
America has reached peak hair removal insanity. KELLY CLARKSON
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(126)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Quick, to the RomeroCopter - new study finds that online news organizations are purposefully spreading false and misleading stories as a way to boost traffic
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(32)
 
(Tolo News)
 
 
 
The stupidest people ever born on this planet want to try to build a pipeline across Afghanistan and then fill it with high pressure explosive gas
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(78)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Romantic man proposes to his girlfriend with the help of her favorite animal, an elephant. He must be a keeper
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(38)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania state Reps. Becky Corbin, R-Chester, and Mike Schlossberg, D-Lehigh, are co-sponsoring legislation that would do away with the state's philosophical exemption for the measles and MMR vaccines
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(66)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Want to learn Spanish? Vinnie Jones is your man, chicas
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(11)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Incinerators built on U.S. military bases in Afghanistan burnt only one thing: $20 million of taxpayer money
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(36)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
It's great to own a hot tub but ownership has its responsibilities, including regular cleaning, maintenance, and occasionally calling the police to get naked strangers out of it
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(52)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Danica defends the Super Bowl puppy commercial, says when "you get in that world of animal rights or tree rights or whatever rights" people have strong opinions. Your dog or tree or whatever seems skeptical
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus' "Tongue Tied" video pulled from NY porn fest when organizers realized it was short of the production qualities and talent their audience has come to expect
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(31)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
New Samsung Galaxy will have a three-sided screen, meaning you can drop it three times before it's worthless
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists say Spanish is the world's happiest language. ¿Por qué? Porque
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS claims Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh was sedated when he was burned alive. Well then, that changes everything
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(169)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district bans all Satanic paraphernalia. But, they've also banned Bibles, so there's that
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(76)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say they are on the verge of recreating the oldest words ever uttered by human beings, are baffled by meaning of, "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(63)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Giving whole new meaning to the term "Chopper." the US Army once tried to arm its transport helicopters with giant 1200-barrel super-shotguns to clear landing zones of Viet Cong insurgents
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(110)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's what to do in case your car gets stuck on train tracks, and you're not a supporter of the standard 'panic and gibber like a chipmunk' tactic
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(113)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Manager of a Whole Foods supermarket makes up robbery story in an attempt to make off with 34,000 organic, free range, gluten free, locally sourced dollars
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boob-twerking woman returns for Valentine's Day, specifically those among you whose only companionship is your hand (Not safe for work)
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(171)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this proper young woman on her newfangled mechanical contraption
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(33)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith will voice M.O.D.O.K., Mental Organism Designed Only for Kevin [Smith]. No good will come of this. NO GOOD
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(40)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns pen companies to expect a lot of red ink
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(68)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Obama's drones have killed more people than the Spanish Inquisition. DRAMATIC CHORD
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(132)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Roger Moore offers to sub in for Daniel Craig on new James Bond movie after Craig hurt his knee shooting a fight scene: 'I'm available to step in if needed'
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(52)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists detect quantum mechanical behaviour at the macroscale. Or so they SAY. It's not like you can just drop by their lab and see it or anything
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(24)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Former janitor and gas station attendant was a secret stock market multi-millionaire, leaves $8 million to local library, hospital
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(66)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At least it isn't the entire State of Florida that's poisoning bald eagles. This can be traced to one specific county's animal shelter
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(12)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Small government champions celebrate as the war in Afghanistan has now been completely turned over to private contractors
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(59)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Half the DNA on the New York Subway matches no known organism. Enjoy your evening commute
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(77)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Derailment spills ethanol into already-polluted Iowa river. Locals say it goes down smoother than Jack Daniels and hurts less coming up
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(22)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan meets Mizdow and athe Miz, while Stupod Sexy Roman is shoved down our throats, much to the delight of female viewers on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on SyFy
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(36)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
I was mocking Libertarianism before RAND PAUL brought it mainstream. I'm mocking much more ridiculous political ideologies now; you probably haven't heard of them
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(230)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS beheads four Syrians who criticized them on Facebook for burning Jordanian pilot to death, and kills a couple of Muslim clerics because they were in the neighborhood anyway
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(117)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair asked a bunch of famous Brits to reenact memorable scenes from American films, and as Keira Knightley proves by her version of Meg Ryan's orgasm from When Harry Met Sally, it's safe to say the British are definitely coming
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, I'm building Roko's Basilisk and I'm going to teach it Christianity. Who's with me?
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(37)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
How pissed off are the Jordanians? King Abdullah is going to personally fly combat sorties against ISIS
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(190)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Because it's never too early to start worrying about whether you'll be horribly killed in the 2015 hurricane season, here's a handy and super cool tool to help you start panicking early
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(21)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Man tattoos face and cuts off nose, so that he can look like the comic villain the Red Skull. Doom scowls upon his shenanigans
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(108)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Even animals that don't evolve prove Darwin right
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(40)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Ravens defensive lineman Terrence Cody busted for animal cruelty with a gator, making it cry during 2009 SEC Championship Game
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(6)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Vegan restaurant refuses to exterminate its cockroaches because it didn't want to kill animals
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fake "femmes fatales" aid hack of Syrian opposition's battle plans, give new meaning to booby-trapped images
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(23)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That Jordanian pilot was burned alive by ISIS at least a month ago and probably longer
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(113)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman with kangaroo service animal asked to leave McDonald's. She'd probably have better luck at IHOP
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(81)
 
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Feeling stressed out and need a service animal? Mcdonald's doesn't care, take your baby kangaroo outside
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(107)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Residents donate $5K to animal control for net gun to capture Shaggy. Hopefully, they'll stick with the shotgun for Scrappy-Doo
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Jordanian pilot captured by ISIS is toast
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(556)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Derbyshire is a hotbed of Satanism
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police: Okay maybe the pepper spray was a bit much but those two were humping like animals in that public toilet. What with the loud noises and all
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(48)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Rachel Taylor is cast as "Hellcat" in upcoming MARVEL T.V show and now joins movie star Errol Flynn, Champion Axeman David Foster, and a cartoon character as the most famous people to come out of Tasmania
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Danish study recently concluded that high-intensity, high-mileage joggers die at the same rate as channel-surfing couch potatoes
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(156)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
Google's first models had rubber skin. We detected them easily. These newer models are cybernetic organisms with living skin on the outside
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(25)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Sir, did you know your drivers' license is expired?" "Yeah, I kept meaning to get around to it . . ." "For thirty-seven years?"
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(29)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida electric companies say solar power can't work in the Sunshine State
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(88)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shouting 'ow' or 'ouch' reduces pain. Screaming profanities at the top of your lungs is much more satisfying though
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cancer organization partners with NFL on prostate treatment, say they want to help prevent soft balls in the future
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(18)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Do you want radioactive goats? Because this is how you get radioactive goats, Lani
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you store millions of boxes of paper public records in a warehouse, you may get a fire that requires 300 firefighters from 55 companies, a marine unit, and more than a week to fully extinguish
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(60)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
AOL to lay off 3% of its workforce due to reorganization, automation, consolidation of telegraph department
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Riding Light is a short film/animation that attempts to recreate what it would be like to hitch a ride on the back of a photon and travel from the core of the sun to beyond the orbit of Jupiter. Be prepared to feel completely insignificant"
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(71)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
WHAT IF: America had never invaded Afghanistan? No, it's not a Marvel Comics event
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still need to overdose on cuteness? There's Puppy Bowl XI on Animal Planet, 3 PM EST. Come for the Halftime Kitten Show, stay for the goat cheerleaders
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(9)
 
(Marketing Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Google 4Q profits rise 30%. Investors unanimously shout "Yahoo"
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(6)
 
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Animator Phil Robinson passed away last Wednesday. Amongst his many works are the creations of Erin Esurance and that evil yellow bastard that will make you cringe as you grip your toenails in awkwardness
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(42)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There is a little animal that scientists think might be able to live forever. No, not your grandmother's blind and vicious chihuahua
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Attorney General told to back off murder for-hire case or names would be named, and "it won't be pretty." Warning came from: a) Friends of the defendant, b) Organized criminals, or c) The Judges of the 9th Circuit Court
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(42)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. home ownership rate falls to a 20-year low. Which isn't entirely true, since most U.S. homes are actually owned by banks, mortgage companies, foreign investors
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(51)
 
(evesun.com)
 
 
 
Little Mews Rescue (a non profit, 501(c)3 no-kill rescue organization run by a couple of awesome farkers) has finally made the headlines, just time to hope they get some much needed help on Caturday
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(1013)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Imgur won't let the animated GIF die, unveils tool to create your own and host it with them. "The company already hosts hundreds of millions of GIFs on the site, and it now wants to make it easier for people to create more" [applause.gif]
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(87)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Besides being the top-rated romantic comedy in Afghanistan according to RottenTomatoes, American Sniper is also the hottest movie in Baghdad: "People were screaming '[expletive], shoot him! He has an IED, don't wait for permission!"
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Corruption trifecta complete in New York as Preet Bharara looks into GOP senate leader's outside "work". In other news, an assistant animal-control secretary in Steuben County has been identified as the one official who's not on the take
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After thirty years, Eddie Murphy is returning to the show that made him a household name and will finally acknowledge the fact he owes his success to Jean Doumanian and her mostly forgotten time on Saturday Night Live
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(47)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Poll shows that people in Pennsylvania favor things that see no good, hear no good, and do no good
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(23)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study identifies biological mechanisms for schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression. Causes include immune function, DNA regulation, and dating
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(13)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
UC Davis hospital is treating a patient who may have Ebola. EVERYBODY PANIC, AGAIN
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(31)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan be literally buried? What legend will Roman Reigns cause fans to boo? Is tonight's live WWE Smackdown at 8 PM on SyFy going to cause people to cancel their cable?
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(660)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An illustrated animated history of Super Bowl halftime shows, so catch up on what you missed while you were peeing or watching puppies
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(36)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers up the bending radius in OLED lighting, meaning your color, projection, cable-ready, stereo, big screen, flat screen, HD, curved, 4K TVs and rigid smartphones are now worthless. Sucks to be you
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
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(53)
 
(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania candy maker produces deflated chocolate football. "Net weight 13 lbs ... Oops - We meant 11.2 lbs"
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(12)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department apologizes for arresting 70-year-old black veteran for leaning on a golf club in public without carrying Starbucks coffee or hipster beard
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(213)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple to buy the country of Lithuania
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(59)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Young Brazilian soccer player plays like an adult Spanish soccer player
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(26)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart cuts through Republican presidentail shenanigans at Iowa Freedom Summit like cutting butter to spread on potato bread
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(102)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice will portray Mark Twain in Adam Sandler's Direct-to-Netflix Western and suddenly NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNOWPOCALYPSE DISCUSSION THREAD, DAY 2: Will the East Coast find itself paralyzed by three feet of snow, or will they only receive a measly 14 inches? Are there any shovels or bleach left? Should everyone panic? We're fine in the flyover states, by the way neener neener
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(624)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Catholic school janitor arrested for using the boys room urinal across from his office. Hopes to find a real whiz of a lawyer
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(62)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy companies now more hated than banks. Duke sucks
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(17)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Lone Russian animator created 29,000 paintings to bring Hemingway's "The Old Man And the Sea" to life. What have YOU done today?
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark headline sponsored by MadLibs™: Fox-whisperer lures blue animal from hotel vending machine room with Doritos
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(26)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Shall Daniel Bryan come out winner? Shall Roman Reigns get his WrestleMania main-event? Can Lesnar retain the title with the authority staring him down? This is your WWE Royal Rumble thread, which begins with a kick-off at 6PM EST
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(2253)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, if you have to say one thing about Ben Carson, it's that he's batshiat insane. Wait, I mean if you have to say one thing about Ben Carson, it's that at least he's honest about his bathsiat insanity
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(88)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman decides that since she's at a wildlife sanctuary, all the animal are domesticated, so it's okay to reach an arm into a cage and try to pet an animal. Even when that caged animal is a 400-pound black bear
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(71)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ catches John "Papa John" Schnatter eating someone else's pizza. Bonus: with a fork. OH THE HUMANITY
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(137)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
University of Michigan frat goes full Animal House, never go full Animal House
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(92)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Agricultural manga, set in ag high schools and depicting students who grow vegetables and raise pigs and goats, becomes increasingly popular in Japan. "They produce jam and ham as they become involved with nature and the lives of their animals"
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(39)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
Here's a sentence you've never seen before: "Energy companies pass on savings from falling prices to consumers"
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(16)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Move over Saturday night Shakespeare readings. The new craze for educated hipster urbanites is "puppet slams"
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(40)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
The doomsday clock moves to three minutes to midnight. You are now free to PANIC
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(107)
 
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
Honda files patents for leaning three-wheeled motorcycle
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(22)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Scientists create method to prevent genetically modified organisms from escaping to the wild by making them dependent on a laboratory chemical. They seem to forget that life finds a way
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(58)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Why animals eat psychoactive plants, and no it's not just 'because they can'
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(51)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Organizers of kite festival at local park under fire for not providing enough parking, not having enough trash cans, and not chopping down enough kite eating trees
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(20)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS meet PETA. PETA, this is ISIS. They behead animals in practice for beheading humans
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(83)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Adorable 6-year-old filmed by moronic adult asking Neil DeGrasse Tyson the answer to the meaning of life. (Warning: vertical video)
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(21)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
There is widespread support for Pennsylvania's new governor who hasn't done a damn thing yet
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tracking devices given to drivers by insurance companies are inherently insecure and could allow a hacker to hijack cars or take over their steering and braking systems
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(14)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man calls police over foxes having 'abnormally long sex' in his garden. "I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently"
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Sat January 17, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Residents of small Danish town agree to increase copulation to boost population
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(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to upgrade pro tennis? Canine ball boys, of course
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(13)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 132, with Patricio Pitbull vs Daniel Straus for the featherweight title. Prelims stream at Spike.com at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(137)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: "I'm Melting" - Wicked Witch of the West. Worse: "I'm Melting" - Police training facility in Afghanistan built by contractors for the U.S. government at taxpayer expense
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(61)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
In summary, the best bourbon comes from KY, where the water comes from doesn't matter, Jack Daniel's is special bourbon, NDPs are as old as American whiskey, and Elijah Craig didn't invent diddly squat
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(44)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un reimagined as pop culture heroes and villains - because he just wasn't cartoonishly meglomaniac enough
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(7)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
If you're a news organization covering bullshiat stories, maybe you should take a long, hard look at yourselfie
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police investigate parents raising organic free-range children
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(82)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Robot Chicken animator mods Nintendo Power Glove to craft video of Bill Gates in hot tub with Shigeru Miyomoto. (Man. Subby loves writing Fark headlines.)
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
School district cancels Bible giveaway after Satanic Church threatens to hand out satanic coloring books
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(91)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Letter reveals Titanic survivor was very upset over her 'Bye Felicia' treatment
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beloved family pet owned for thirty-seven years is seized by animal control officers after it was discovered in a box along with the remains of two cats. Apparently, you can't have an alligator in Los Angeles
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
National Park officials trying to determine origins of 132-year-old rifle found leaning against a tree. Cliff Robertson and Rod Serling unavailable for comment
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(90)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
The visit to the Texas House of Representatives by Open Carry Tarrant County went so well, the Texas House voted to allow its members to install panic buttons in their offices
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(192)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
12 words that have new meanings thanks to the internet. Wait, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(130)
 
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
"One person told me that in fact they weren't just regular Jews that were doing this, in fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape shifting Jews, master manipulators that could be everywhere at the same time"
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Tue January 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A documentary on fission products and transuranics from thorium and uranium? *yawn* Wait--who the hell is that at 13:38?
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