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500 headlines found matching 'ANI'
Tue March 28, 2017
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today's thrilling low-level flying video is brought to us by the Spanish navy. ¡Olé!
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As a whole, the film adaptation of High Fidelity is terrible, a disgrace to the Nick Hornby novel it is based on, but by looking at its music, it truly captured the waning importance of the soundtrack and the music snob
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Mon March 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sanitation workers help a woman find her wedding and engagement rings that she threw away by accident. The workers admitted that finding the rings was much easier than figuring out where the dump ended and New Jersey began
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
War on Christianity ramps up with Blackest of the Black festival. Highlights include a bondage stage, sacrifice altar (featuring Bieber), blood bath, and roving freak show
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
New computer algorithm can predict the political leanings of Twitter users, partly from the fact that right wingers account for most of the fake news
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will happen when Goldberg and Brock Lesnar face off one last time before Mania? Will Seth Rollins sign the contract for a match against Triple H at Mania? How will they hide Xavier Woods this week? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel mention Kushner? Will he finally go Budd Dwyer? Will he laugh as he finally gives into the insanity of the White House? THIS is your Spiceweasel Monday press briefing. (1:30PM start time)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tasmanian Devil populations, Not OK Foods, and skeptical violets. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung hopes to resell recalled Note 7s in countries with fewer regulatory hurdles, like Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Syria
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Elon Musk (and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking) believes A.I. is a direct threat to humanity, and that his quest for space vehicles is aimed at Mars colonization so humanity has a place to escape when the machines take over
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
But who is the most farked? Who is just sort of farked? Who has the best shot at surviving? Here is a ranking of streaming music companies, ranked from most to least farked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Earlier today, Trump went on Twitter to tell his cultish followers to tune in to Fox News and watch Judge Jeanine. Those who did saw her channel her inner Trump and demand Paul Ryan step down as Speaker of the House
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Sat March 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The conspiracy thickens as it's revealed House Intelligence Chair Devin Nunes went on a dead of night excursion and vanished from view the night prior to revealing the full details of the Intel revelations on Trump
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not content with dominating our reality TV for years, the Kardashians are pitching an animated cartoon series featuring the entire family
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Indie cult director Nicolas Winding Refn gets greenlight to produce reboot of 1988's "Maniac Cop" for our modern age of cops gone wild, with John Hyams of "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" fame.to direct
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
Audio
 
Danica Patrick's huge aviator sunglasses are the only thing keeping her from floating away from the Earth's surface
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Porsche is celebrating its best year in history by giving every single employee, including janitors and assembly line workers, a 9,111-euro ($9,825) bonus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Rudy Giuliani? His comments about Russia hacks and whatnot? Whatever happened to him?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And just when it looked like all hope was lost for Obamacare, twin roosters tails of dust were spotted on the horizon accompanied by the throaty roar of a Trans-Am's engine going full out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC admits paying "security firm" to spy on Clinton during campaign. Let's just check the roster: ex-CIA, ex-CIA, ex-KGB, regularly performs espionage work on Americans for Russian companies...eh, is just coincidence, America comrade friend
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: If Australia's poisonous animals and man-eating sharks don't get you, the clueless drivers and pedestrians might. (Not safe for work audio)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That law that exempted Health Insurance companies from creating monopolies? It could go down as early as next month
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(WUWT)
 
 
 
Last remnant of North Atlantic ice sheet to vanish in 300 years, or sooner if the ice is tasty. This has never happened before, except twice before
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald and Melania Trump sleep in separate bedrooms because of course they do, have you seen them? She's like an 8.5, he's a 3 on a good day
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania, if this bill passes they will screen you every time you want a prescription because of reasons
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Remember the Canadian college student who mysteriously vanished and died in an LA water tank a few years ago? Genre movie directors do, and they're working hard to develop a horror flick based on this true story and give her a supernatural motive
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Wed March 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump feels "somewhat vindicated" about his "wire tapping" allegations. "Somewhat vindicated" is in quotes meaning not actually vindicated at all
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Nominee thinks you should die to protect your company's property, no word on if he thinks the company owes you a funeral or if they can sue your spouse for cleaning up after your corpse
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
I just hope Brad's wife wasn't blowing the dishwasher in the janitor's closet
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Tye Dillinger, Roderick Strong, and No Way Jose have the cure for SAnitY? Can Oney Lorcan stop Andrade "Cien" Almas' bullying of Hostess snacks? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Unanimous Supreme Court overturns a Gorsuch decision ... in the middle of his confirmation hearing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is this what the rest of the internet is actually like? It's a slideshow combined with one weird animal trick you'll never believe after another in between the actual 'story'. Do I just go to the right places on the internet to not see this crap?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida House of Representatives considers banning red-light cameras statewide, in a rare display of sanity and reason that makes up for at least three Florida headlines
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australia to remove 'gay panic' defense from criminal code. Now, a murderer can't claim they were simply scared because someone gay grabbed them down under
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Christianity INC. well, at least they're finally admitting its always been about the money and redemption was never an option
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Since Trump wants to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants in the US, Univision will now publish a list of illegal immigrant heroes who have contributed to the US, including a mechanic who risked his life to save a kidnapped girl
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Change your travel plans: sex with animals illegal in Ohio starting today
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas passes bill allowing doctors to withhold information from pregnant women about detected birth defects like Down's Syndrome, Republicanism, Cowboys fandom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge limits info on the trial of drug kingpin El Chapo, saying only that his name is Spanish for "The Chap"
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
After family dog is killed, an Idaho Sheriff asks the USDA to stop planting cyanide bombs across the county. In other news the USDA is planting cyanide bombs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Questions on Ivanka Trump products can now be sent to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. -- and that includes classified data too
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pretty much, the only way today could have gone worse for Trump is if PornHub added a "presidential watersports" category to their search engine or Melania was revealed as a victim of "the Fappening 2.0"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever owned a small animal as a pet? Subby is thinking about buying or adopting two guinea pigs and may even breed them. He has had brothers that owned them before. Any advice for Subby?
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple advocates that Texas schools not use corporal punishment with billboard. Human sacrifice they're OK with but no spanking
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Murder, guns and drugs. If you said "things you find in a typical anime about high school girls forming a band", collect your prize
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick launches humanitarian mission to fly a plane packed with 60 tons of food and water to Somalia. He sounds like a stand up guy
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Fish in Australia are evolving into land animals as they avoid predators during high tides by living on rocks just as Jesus predicted
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Trips to the Titanic to begin in 2018. Feeling like you are aboard the Titanic, currently underway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having wrested Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia out of Democratic hands, Donald Trump proposes screwing them over completely... along with red states Kentucky and Tennessee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Anyone in K-W, Cambridge or Guelph On? I trapped a stray/feral cat. Not very sick, but would be put down if sent to KWHS. Looking for low cost or free TNR options. Various organizations haven't returned my calls. What now?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Russia's hostile actions may be due to them panicking over our latest nuclear missiles, which for the first time in history make a preemptive nuclear attack possible. It's a good thing we have someone in charge who won't-oh, god, we're all screwed
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Kenai Assembly: Invocations before meetings are open to all wishing to lead them. Satanic Temple: Cool, HAIL SATAN
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Zoo owner arrested on 28 counts of animal cruelty. Which is going to suck on his resume
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Crean out after nine seasons as head basketball coach at Indiana, expected to go back to selling paper in Scranton, Pennsylvania for Dunder Mifflin
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Slovenia is honoring Melania Trump with her own wine. I thought her favorite wine was, "Ugh, do I have to have sex with you? Can we at least turn the lights off?"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey. The Flames go for 11th win in a row vs the Bruins while the Avs & Wings renew hostilities in a battle for 1st overall (in the Draft race) plus a Pennsylvania showdown and the Blues @ the Ducks. Action starts @ 7:30 EDT
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Rare 'sea sparkle' phenomenon in Tasmania means something from the dark abyss has come to the surface
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Lego tape allows you to turn anything into a Lego compatible surface, from walls to toys to your own body. Your fevered dream full of moaning and twitches has come true
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Upset he's being upstaged by Trump's insanity, Kim Jong-Un warns the US of "merciless attacks"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has therapy animal to treat anxiety. Fark: It's a therapy goat. Bonus: Awesome hat
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hey, I got an idea - lets just tell all the Jews that if they convert to Christianity they'll get a $50k signing bonus
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Mon March 13, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns respond to being chokeslammed by The Undertaker? Who will earn a Tag Team Title shot against Gallows and Anderson at Wrestlemania? What's the latest on Seth Rollins' knee? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's fun fact: The USA has now officially spent more money trying to rebuild Afghanistan than it has spent on rebuilding Europe after WWII under the Marshall Plan
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Big Pharma helped make purple drank a street culture sensation. "If people believe these companies are fighting the good fight to remove or end diversion or the illegal trafficking and sales on these products, I think they would be naive"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Indian men can now divorce their wives by texting a single word three times. Fark; With wives receiving no alimony
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Netflix announces animated 'Godzilla' series
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will showering with your kids scar them for life? What about showering with your other farm animals?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Up to 20 inches of snow predicted to fall on New York City. Everyone prepare to panic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's insanity is Rachel Maddow's ratings bonanza. What Donnie, no tweets about liberal shows' bad ratings? Because all those shows now have yuge ratings due to your incompetence? Where are the tweets?
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos sticks his foot in his mouth again, for dehumanizing vulnerable people with cruel comments.....again
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Sat March 11, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcanic eruption
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you still wonder if certain tow companies are hustlers, wonder no more
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Studies say cerTain animals achievE their tArgets through indireKt methods
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Fri March 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your fetish is dame Judy Dench narrating Daniel Craig in drag, talking about gender equality, boy have I got good news for you
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Shocking everyone who associated them with authenticity, Metallica collaborates with Urban Outfitters to hawk Metallica fashion collection consisting of five short-sleeve T-shirts, one long-sleeve T-shirt, a pullover hoodie and a beanie
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(Google)
 
 
 
I have to drive for about 2 hours a day, and if I hear another DJ's canned laugh track im going to commit murder. I need good podcasts What is your favorite and what's it about? (Hero tag is for you, for saving my sanity)
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(Joe My God)
 
 
 
Uber-Christian TN lawmaker who sponsored "Don't Say Gay" bill, has been doing the satanic shuffle with a married woman, who just so happens to also be his cousin
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida passes death penalty reform bill requiring juries to vote unanimously to sentence someone to death, and to ban the practice of death clowns entertaining spectators between executions. Okay, maybe that last part isn't actually in there
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing that count's wife to join your plot to murder him, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, Crusader Kings II releases the Monks & Mystics DLC, with secret societies, including a satanic one. What have you been playing?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Russian spies offer to help tech companies overcome American spies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Civil engineers estimate it will cost approximately the amount of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to fix all of America's broken shiat
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hey, wait a second. Why AREN'T the insurance companies screaming bloody murder about the potential destruction of the individual insurance market?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ESPN is losing over 10,000 subscribers a day due to left-leaning politics. Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how those Silicon Valley companies get those outrageous valuations? Meet section 409A of the Internal Revenue Code. And it's not "outrageous," it's "quite precise, remarkably inaccurate"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scrabble is banned in Romania because it is "overly intellectual" and a "subversive evil." Here is a list of things that are banned in other countries for absurd reasons
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lost blind dog found alive by hiking neighbor, who refuses $1,000 reward, which is given to an animal charity. Party for dog is being held at a bar. This story pushes the awesome meter to 11
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Beware the Ohama Titanic Syndrome, which causes you to read headlines incorrectly
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Women's March Strike that's supposed to happen today? It's being coordinated by an organization whose leadership is all male
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Daniel Faalele, a 6'9'' 396 lb. man who never played a down of American football, but pro scouts are drooling over this guy
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
But all of that aside, 'satanic child murdering cabal' sounds like an awesome name for a punk rock band
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Animated graph shows how politically polarized the US has become over the last 20 years
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Cool animation shows how organs shift during pregnancy. It will take your breath away
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Mon March 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is bad at your job, and then there is running a zoo and having 486 animals die and having one of your zookeepers eaten by a tiger bad
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How is Seth Rollins' rehabilitation progressing? Can Rich Swann dethrone Neville? How will Stephanie McMahon address the controversy over the Women's Title match at Fastlane? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump hotel in Azerbaijan was a front for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Music executive Tommy Page, who helped shape careers of Michael Buble, Alanis Morissette, Josh Groban and Green Day dies of apparent suicide, presumably after realizing he shaped careers of Michael Buble, Alanis Morissette, Josh Groban and Green Day
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Rejected vanity plates. Come for the A55MAN, hold the door for Hodor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Melania Trump read to some students for National Book Day, and not since the My Pet Goat incident of 2001 has a public political storytime gone so horribly wrong
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Sun March 05, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest, Katy Perry, Big Sean, Justin Bieber, and everything else wrong with the music industry are together for another meaningless awards show. It's your I Heart Radio Music Awards Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on TBS and TNT
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
So, let's look back on the 1956 magic trick that sent BBC television viewers into a panic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Farm animal encounters
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Sat March 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In order to fight hooliganism, fans going to the World Cup in Russia in 2018 will need ID cards. And if your passport says Scotland there's no need to even try to get in
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal." Or maybe not
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay. Quick question. WTF are miniature horses for? You can't ride them. You can't shear their wool. You can't turn them into pack animals. Maybe you could sell the meat. Are they just tiny horses that eat and poop? What are they for?
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Emma Watson's latest spread for Vanity Fair is causing a stir, with some people calling her "provocative" photos decidedly un-feminist. Because having breasts is illegal if you want gender equality
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
'Tammy & the T-Rex': Paul Walker & Denise Richards' 1994 tour de force about a girl in love with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex containing her boyfriend's brain. Watch the trailer, stay for the entire film
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Costco is hiking its membership fees. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's Friday. In anticipation of what you plan to do much of this weekend, reward yourself by enjoying a slideshow of animals sleeping
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mikey may hate everything, but he loves hand sanitizer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Despite what he says, Trump loves Obama. How much? First, Melania plagiarized Michelle's speech at the Convention. Now, Trump uses Obama's weakness as his own, i.e. not explaining his policies better with the American people
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity creator sends a copy of new game Secret Hitler to each senator, so they can practice helping/hindering the rise of the next great dictator
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"I am a passionate believer in integrating and interpreting nature's elements into our daily lives" Did Melania just come out as a Wiccan?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists at the What Could Go Wrong Center for Humanity-Ending Research create robot that wears human skin
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tells arresting officer in car: "I hope you enjoy cleaning that up." Maybe he meant his face (with mugshot)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's not every day you get to see Russians run away in panic
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Golf gets first major rules overhaul since 1700s, presumably meaning you can no longer score by knocking an enemy's head down a rabbit hole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian fossils of a bacteria like organism are determined to be as old as 4.3 billion years old, which, for those of you playing along at home, means this life-form emerged about 5 minutes after the Earth stopped being a molten ball of lava
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Juncker's great five-step survival plan post-Brexit was leaked, and it's causing panic on both sides of the Brexit field
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Send help, Charlize Theron is being attacked by several ink blots. No wait, sorry, it's just hilariously bad censorship by Iranian TV
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's old friend Eric Holder says that no, Obama is not organizing the opposition to Trump...but if Trump keeps this up, Obama might be, very soon
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What's the household chore people hate doing the most? Surprisingly, it's NOT cleaning the toilet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New ETF aimed at Evangelical Christians says that they "will avoid buying shares in companies that have "any degree of participation in activities that do not align with biblical values." So basically, they will stuff your money in a mattress?
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can add Shell to the list of companies that accurately predicted climate change decades ago, then spent millions buying public opinion
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Making your own slime is causing shortages of Elmer's glue. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who shot up bar thought he was shooting Iranians which would technically still be illegal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit says that Jared jewelers was a "hotbed of sexual harassment for female employees." Sorta gives a creepy new meaning to their slogan, "He got it at Jared's"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump asks insurance companies to save us from Obamacare so that we can get the Affordable Care Act instead
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Bicyclist's lawsuit claims that a mechanized street sweeper chased and struck him. Michael Bay seen reaching for a pen and some paper
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
As companies continue to release new models, are tablets still relevant gadgets?
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
A brand new invention just for Ohio, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, and New Jersey drivers
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump has been good for literature. Anti-fascist literature, that is. Trump's inauguration has caused a huge spike in sales of 'The Origins of Totalitarianism' by Hannah Arendt and 'American Fascists' by Christopher Hedges
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer personally arranged a phone call between top CIA and intelligence officials and two news organizations to try to counter the NY Times story about contact between Russian intelligence and the Trump campaign. Drip. Drip. Drip
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ashgar Farhadi boycotted the Oscars over Trump's Muslim ban, but he sent a proxy to deliver a speech in case he won--Anousheh Ansari, the first Iranian-American in space, and Firouz Naderi, ex NASA director. Farhadi won, and his speech was powerful
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated" --Donald Trump, speaking to a room full of executives from major healthcare companies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon drove the pace car at the Daytona 500, still finished three places higher than Danica Patrick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is why you lost reason #236209832: CNN attacks Melania and Ivanka Trump for being thin and white
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(Sport 24 (South Africa))
 
 
 
Italians are ruining rugby, according to rugby: "England has warned that Italy's novel tactic of refusing to commit anyone other than the tackler to the breakdown, meaning no ruck was formed, could kill the game"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the award for the most photogenic animal goes to...
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can never have too many supercuts of Alex Jones descending into abject anger and panic. And no, this is not a repeat
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Meet the woolly flying squirrel of Pakistan, nature's largest glider: "Thought extinct until 1996, its dried urine is said to have aphrodisiac qualities. The other unusual thing about the animal is its scream, likened to the sound of a yeti"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today Peter Gabriel released his first album, with the lead single in 7/4 time and a hook played on a flute, for fark's sake. It barely made it to #70 on the charts before vanishing. Whatever became of him anyway?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If religious leaders are organizing networks to hide people from you, you might be in the wrong
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Disney shows its first animated gay kiss to prepare audiences for Frozen 2
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Fri February 24, 2017
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Deputy suspended after satanic curse allegation
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man facing felony charges after pulling gun at Chuck E. Cheese's. To be fair, it's a reasonable reaction to being surprised by an animatronic horror mouse
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(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a live chicken in the bathroom at the Cobourg McDonald's in Northumberland, Municipal Animal Services would like to tell you that unlike McNuggets, it was delicious
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Travelling in Pennsylvania and want to visit something unique? Here are the 9 weirdest museums in the state. Any other odd museums there or anywhere else make recommendations to the right, please
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Thu February 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas wins 13th straight Big 12 title, meaning the last time they didn't win it was when Subby was in high school
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dog joins bike race, blows away the mechanically assisted humans, wins our hearts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CPAC organizer denounces "alt right" on CPAC stage, not because they're racist far-right assholes but because they're a "left-wing fascist group." Also contends sun is "cold," water is "dry," Trump is "really rational, mellow guy with great hair"
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(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Google does some early spring cleaning, blacklists pseudoscience and conspiracy site Natural News and deletes 140,000 indexed pages. Woo woo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Someone finally explained to Melania Trump that claiming in court that she planned to earn a lot of money from being First Lady was a bad idea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials subscribing to that "definition of insanity" axiom hoping that Trump's speech to Congress won't be a rambling diatribe of insane racist street preacher thoughts, Prison Planet articles, and tin-pot dictator wet dreams
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Odd: United Airlines passengers rejoicing. Awesome: Because the flight crew kicked two feral Trumpers off the plane for harassing a Pakistani couple. (w/video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump asks companies that are offshoring jobs "How can I put you out of business?"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
George 'The Animal' Steele made a video message to his friends, family and fans. "If you're watching this, I am dead and I am with Jesus. Bye-bye"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Founder of #Wewillreplaceyou admits that Bernie Sanders fails to clear the organization's progressive purity test
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Playing with a loaded gun after having a couple shots of Jack Daniels and smoking 3 or 4 bowls of marijuana. What could go wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
He tends to act out in damaging ways if he feels ignored, so don't leave him alone, praise him constantly, and limit his exposure to TV, is advice given for handling: a) a high-strung spaniel puppy? B) a spoiled Toddler? C) the President of the US?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1990 Milli Vanilli goes into Grammy history as the group that finally exposed a well-known secret in the recording industry
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Let's check in on former PSU President Graham Spanier, who will avoid the most serious charges against him and is refiling his lawsuit against the school. It's been 5 years and he's faced no jail time and could make 5 million for covering it all up
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...to snipe a Ukranian oligarch out from under a US extradition request
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The organization you want to abuse on your talk show won't send anyone, do you C) hire an actor to pretend to be a member
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will win the Battle Royal for the chance to face Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania? Will the Falls Count Anywhere match between Nikki Bella and Natalya end the feud? Will Alexa Bliss end Naomi's title reign? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this congratulatory canine
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(Libération)
 
 
 
The French title for "The Last Jedi" has been announced as "Les derniers Jedi". For those that don't speak croissant, that's the plural form, meaning there are more than one last jedi
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Overdue book returned to Pennsylvania library after 75 years. Still no word on "Tropic of Cancer"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the blue whale got to be the largest animal to ever live? It's not a fluke
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Banish Bannon, that has a nice ring to it
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Fri February 17, 2017
(La Migra, I swear)
 
 
 
Just in case your faith in humanity hasn't been completely destroyed, there are now people pretending to be ICE agents in order to extort money from immigrants
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump may not know the meaning of cronyism, but he's sure practicing it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran defeats U.S. Navy in defiant animated film. Apparently we underestimated a military using Bronze Age swords, shields and a catapult
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Were 46 percent of the people in this photo (including the President of the United States) given the Stone Cold Stunner? (with animated GIFs)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando man accused of plotting to blow up stores in stock manipulation scheme. To be fair, they DO have a giant Target on them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrat state leaders really want Obama and his organizing to fark the fark off, they have lost enough already
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Evan McMullin: Donald Trump's authoritarianism is proof that we need a new conservative movement
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
London company creates first robotic kitchen chef. Price tag: $100,000. Profanity and insults not included
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Reaper continues to linger around the WWE. RIP, George 'The Animal' Steele
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A meeting between lawmakers and the acting director of ICE took an interesting turn when several Hispanic Democrats were "asked" to leave. It's almost as if certain people don't want them to know what's going on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Why the vitriol against Ivanka Trump? Much of it can likely be boiled down to jealousy. Left-leaning journalists and feminists won't admit it, but she is everything that we all aspire to be: smart, beautiful, and successful"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
University of Michigan regents approve a new 5000 square foot weightlifting facility, dedicated exclusively to the football team. What's that? Oh, sorry - that's just the 5000 square foot mezzanine; the whole thing is 32,000 square feet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S.S. Trumptanic gets even "leaner" as six staffers are dismissed for failing FBI background check
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Yes, the right-leaning and conservative press is having their day in the sun, since the liberal media can't seem to get their act together
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Michael Flynn was forced out by devil-worshiping, Luciferian, demon-possessed maniacs behind a global child molestation ring." Well okay then
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury organizers say they've already booked massive headliners for the concert's fiftieth anniversary
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"... and f*** the animals, too"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roy Orbison's son has acquired rights to the film, The Beatle Who Vanished, all about when Paul McCartney could turn invisible
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when the Larsen ice shelf breaks off Antarctica? I'll tell you what happens when the Larsen ice shelf breaks off Antarctica: We don't know, but you better panic
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
The reason that your Valentine's Day cards cost you so much? Two companies are playing monopoly and you can't win
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Utilities companies vote to make America weak again by closing a major coal plant in Arizona
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs repeal of transparency law that required oil companies to disclose payments to foreign governments. We all drained here? Everything great again?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alanis Morrisette burglarized for $2 million in jewelry. No word if they got the cross she bears that was given to her by that guy from Full House
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten Months after the leak of the "Panama Papers" Panamanian authorities get around to deciding that the law firm at the heart of the scandal was up to no good, and arrest its senior partners
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Here's an updated list of the 10 threats capable of wiping humanity out courtesy of the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, and in the 2017 edition, "tyrannical leaders' and 'nuclear holocaust' are getting a lot of play for some reason
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Revered manga artist Jiro Taniguchi, known worldwide for his gentle, artistic approach to a genre "sometimes seen as rooted in extreme violence and pornography", is dead at 69
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York public schools doing very well just in time for Devos to try and privatize them all and bring an end to humanity. Is she not man? She is Devos
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Forget the Oracle of Omaha. You should invest based on the Persimmon of Pennsylvania Avenue
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(Jefferson Public Radio)
 
 
 
NOAA says La Niña está muerta. Which is Spanish for the Niña is muerta
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ribfest organizers facing pressure to sack Toby Keith after his performance at Sh*tfest
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everybody panic, you have been cooking rice wrong and it will murder us all
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A Danish astronaut has captured the best-ever images of rare blue flashes
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Orange alligator spotted in South Carolina. Probably cleaning out the local swamp
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(Flixist)
 
 
 
Netflix is making an animated Castlevania series written by Warren Ellis. Maybe a video game adaptation won't suck for once
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Barack Obama is personally orchestrating a Satanic sedition against Donald Trump?
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's a list of 62 companies Trump has publicly bashed, from Amazon and Apple, through Google and Glenfiddich to Verizon and the WSJ. Time to check his portfolio and see who he's going "short" on..oh...wait...we can't
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(The Week)
 
 
 
First sentence: "I like to think I'm a little less prone to panic than some of my liberal brethren." Remainder of article: "Trump is going to fake a terrorist attack so he can take over the world just like Hitler. EVERYBODY PANIC"
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(upgruv)
 
 
 
A fire department in Pennsylvania is giving sex toys as prizes in its bingo night. That takes balls
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
Because when my organization has a giant spotlight shined on it, my first thought is to badger a lawyer for the ACLU
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
You too can make $270,000 as a San Francisco transit system janitor if you spend part of your working hours hiding in a closet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The planet has had enough of our shenanigans and is producing new diseases at a higher rate than ever
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why the progressives are so fascinated with authoritarianism all of a sudden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Today's edition of Why Democrats Lost features new CBS poll showing that a majority of Democrats consider Christianity as violent as Islam
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ice cream companies' major supplier of cookie dough is forced by the FDA to close their kitchen. It's a raw deal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick is too poor to drive at the NASCAR level
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Refugees fleeing Trump at risk of frostbite as they navigate their way to Canada: "Twenty-seven men walked to Manitoba from the United States. Two lost all their fingers to frostbite in December and nearly froze to death"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
The truth can now be told: your CD or DVD isn't as indestructible as you may have been led to believe. In fact, it may self destruct after 10 years. Feel free to panic at any time
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space, and Technology claim NOAA "manipulated climate records." Their evidence? An article from the Daily Mail
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept Brock Lesnar's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania? Will Seth Rollins need to get his knee redesigned and rebuilt? Will Roman Reigns get booed more than Roger Goodell did last night? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Legislator pushes panic button during debate to prove he should be allowed to carry a gun to the Capitol
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Passengers enter NYC subway car filled with Nazi graffiti, are unsure what to do. One guy: "Hand sanitizer removes Sharpie. Who's got some?" Within minutes car full of people are working together to literally wipe out hate
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The degenerate gamblers are expecting the Pugs to take it all, but the Dachshunds are looking unusually strong as Team Ruff faces off against Team Fluff in the only game that matters today, Puppy Bowl XIII, 3 PM ET on Animal Planet
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Investigators have discovered the cause of that piano shop fire. You might want to sit down for this. . . It was. . A bad cord. Pianist
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Sat February 04, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Chamber of Commerce president calls teachers "crybabies" for wanting better pay in a state where the average teacher salary is the worst in the country. That's not how to attract good companies to your state, pal
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a candy bowl at my desk at work. Peanut M&Ms are the most popular, but I switched to packaged stuff for sanitary reasons. I like to keep it interesting so I recently stocked it with small Slim Jims and more recently fortune cookies. What next?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Cost of average American wedding reaches record-breaking $35,329 ... farm animals, drones, gospel choirs and drunk brides included
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Fri February 03, 2017
(axios.com)
 
 
 
Trump to Uber CEO Travis Kalanick for bailing on the presidential tech panel: "If you want to cut off your access to the White House, fark you"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair, New Yorker back out of White House Correspondents' Association events after deciding this is not for them
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Disney pays a $100m settlement because Steve Jobs was a dick to Pixar animators
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State once again tops Michigan in recruiting. Yes it's a bit meaningless, but is there ever a bad time for the Buckeyes to continue beating the Wolverines?
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Crippled Fukushima No. 2 reactor reports highest radiation levels since 2011 tsunami. Panic, or PANIC?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's revisit the cautionary tale of The Leaning Tower of San Francisco and see how things are unfolding
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Local workers and Sioux begin massive cleanup at pipeline protest site to prevent environmental damage caused by now-vanished protestors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google security engineer says Microsoft makes the best antivirus software: well-behaved and effective at not hijacking Chrome security mechanisms, unlike the overaggressive competition
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Companies starting to realize they've been wasting half their talent on answering the phone and fetching coffee
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/1): You finally really did it. You maniacs You crossed-over Planet of the Apes and Green Lantern....damn you, DC. Damn you all to Hell
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer says Trump's treatment of reporters has been "above and beyond." Meaning just slightly above hostile and just beyond torture
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oh. My. God. The U.S. Bacon Reserves have hit a fifty-year low. EVERYBODY PANIC AND STOCKPILE BACON
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos has a brother, perhaps you might have heard of him. His name is Erik Prince, the mercenary and founder of Blackwater, who thought Christianity was in the midst of a new crusade against Muslims, and is also secretly advising Donald Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's Muslim ban will spend months in the courts before it is determined whether or not freedom of movement applies to all--or just some. Forget 1984; we're becoming Animal Farm. White Christians good, Brown everything bad
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewis Black laments all the drugs he's taken never prepared him for the "bullshiat and insanity of a Trump presidency"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's hard to believe with everything going on these days, but 10 years ago today the city of Boston was completely terrorized by Lite-Brites with a cartoon figure giving people the finger. Yes, it was the Great Mooninite Panic of 2007
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With Super Bowl ads costing up to $5 million, companies now spend another $1.25 million to run ads about their ads
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple H attack Seth Rollins during his face-to-face dressing down by Stephanie? Will Sheamus and Cesaro get an immediate rematch against the Good Brothers? How will Neville celebrate his coronation? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
For those who might like to do more than just donate to the ACLU, Jezebel has a list of organizations supporting immigrants and their legal struggles. 'Murica, y'all
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More than 600,000 sign petition to cancel Donald Trump's state visit to Britain in just hours - meaning it has to be debated in Parliament
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"He came to me and asked me how to do it legally," boasts Rudy Giuliani, who says he spent around 9 or 11 minutes telling Trump the proper way to ban Muslims
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
We're in the midst of the biggest humanitarian crisis since World War II, so First Lady Ivanka Trump wants everyone to know she looks good for her date night
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The real reason for today's self-inflicted humanitarian crisis was to distract from noticing Steve Bannon giving himself power over the National Security Council
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Are Americans now so freaked out that they will panic over nothing at all? We take you to a movie theater in Tucson, Arizona to find out
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
CalArts professor breaks down Disney Princess problems in new 'Animated Women' class: "If they were life-size, they would not have space in their bodies for reproductive organs"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Chocolate is in danger from sinister-sounding fungi like black pod rot, witches' broom, and frosty pod rot." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(JSTOR)
 
 
 
"Pets are a recent invention, no older than the 18th century. The pet is the ultimate indulgence in humanity's history of using animals only for food or work and in the West, they may now be our only remaining contact with animals"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Designer of a hidden bicycle motor says it has been used to cheat in the Tour de France since 1998 and all past results can't be trusted. Welcome to the world of mechanical doping
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 171 with Melvin Guillard vs Chidi Njokuani, Dave "Caveman" Rickels vs Aaron Derrow. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like Melania, Monica Crowley, and Scott Pruitt, another member of Team Trump caught copying off of someone else's paper. This time it seems less plagiarism and more sloppy lawyering, which is totally fine for the Chief White House Counsel right?
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistani game-show host turned religious presenter is banned for inciting violence after accusing activists of insulting Islam, because apparently that's how they roll on The Wheel of Blasphemy and The Price Is Jihad
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Russia is cleaning US spies out of their government today. I wonder who tipped them off
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Why doesn't Warner Bros just use writers from their DC Animated programs to come in and fix their superhero movies?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Trump's latest executive order effectively stops US-based online companies from operating in the EU
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
First, Donald Trump awoke the fury of women, who marched on DC. Then he angered scientists enough to organize their own March. But now...now...he has awoken the fury of the Juggalos
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Four words together that are meaningless unless you follow chess: Tata Steel Leader So
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
For the love of all humanity is there anyone who can help this old widower who's been sweeping the freezing streets of Inner Mongolia at -38°C to pay off his late wife's massive medical bills?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Cena to host Nickelodeon's 2017 Kids' Choice Awards, though all the smart viewers would rather see Daniel Bryan as host
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens sanitation worker posed as his dead twin to reap nearly $600,000 in welfare benefits for 19 years
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(Parkersburg News and Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bus taking protestors to D.C. has mechanical problems, driver kindly leaves her Facebook open to the public displaying her intentions to fake mechanical problems
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House takes down all Spanish language content from new WhiteHouse.gov website. Spanish will return to the site when they find someone who can translate all the alternate facts
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
ISIS hacker says Trump's Twitter is ripe for hacking and manipulating
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I won't have Melania Trump on my show because she can barely speak English" says Chelsea Handler through her translator
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you left your pet Tarantula at a hotel in Puyallup on Jan. 17 Metro Animal Services would like to have a word with you
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Who killed Reaganism?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick is having sponsorship problems, because what company doesn't want to sponsor a lower mid-pack driver?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Melania and Ivanka have higher approval ratings than Donald
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I regularly visit his family; when we're at his home, his entire family conducts conversations in Spanish and keeps me out of conversations. They are 100% fluent in English; he says get Rosetta Stone. ¿Qué hacer?"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Scientists accuse media of irresponsible journalism over recent exclusives that veganism cures cancer: "If someone chooses to eat more healthily while on chemo, that's great. If someone says 'I could eat healthy instead of my chemo' that's dangerous"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
25 animals that scientists want to bring back from extinction, not including the Jacksonville Jaguars
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies: disgraced ex-CEO Martin Shkreli doesn't represent us. Shkreli: but I learned it by watching you
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Trump's tariff threats likely to cost auto companies boatloads of cash but it's all so that America is great again so buck up and take the massive stock hit
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein said, "The definition of insanity is to continue to do the same thing, and expect different results". Einstein's definition certainly befits the grand delusion of the progressive left
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Mon January 23, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
'I get nervous flying, that's my companionship grenade'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think the United States has corrupt politicians, check out Romania and a bill that would pardon corrupt politicians and decriminalize other offences
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Spicer says, don't worry, we'll have a separate-but-equal Spanish language Blanco Casa website up soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed editor says news organizations should adopt "new rules" in order to properly cover the Trump administration, and that may even require sometimes publishing "unverified information." In other words, Fake News your ass off about Trump
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Just in time for our brave new world, here are eight vulgar Spanish phrases (Not safe for work-ish)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gonna be a long week. Some AC/DC played by a Spanish bagpipe band? Yeah, that'll help get me going, sure
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Bill Maher misses his first stand-up show in ten years due to "mechanical troubles" with his plane. Bill, if you said you'd spent all day toking up after the Womens' March, we'd have forgiven you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump campaigned on the need to punish countries who manipulate their currencies. Guess what Russia is thinking of doing
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
An astrophysicist believes that our Milky Way galaxy is on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy so EVERYBODY PANIC
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Sun January 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
32 million people vanishing from the risk pool might negatively affect MY employer health plan? The hell you say
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Redesigned White House website plugs Melania Trump's QVC jewelry line (Not safe for work images in comment section below article)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani kicks off the Trump inauguration celebration at a luncheon with a sex-filled "locker room" joke about 9/11 (w/audio)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Someone show Melania how to retweet Michelle's posts please"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ring-seeking craven hobbit Reince Priebus' suggestion to move the press corps outside the White House to quadruple the number of reporters that can cover Trump is the same tactic Putin uses to obfuscate and manipulate the press
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette and James Corden sing an updated version of "Ironic" - "It's singing 'Ironic,' but there are no ironies" Have we reached Ironiception?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania has competition as Donald Trump has been urged to dance with Caitlyn Jenner at his inauguration ball on Friday night to prove that he is in touch with America's LGBT community
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In light of his lack of creativity and humanity, Trump will be eliminating the National Endowments for both Art and the Humanities
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
You know that show on the Esquire Network you've been meaning to watch? You'd better do it quickly
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Iranian female bodybuilder arrested for posting non-nude nude photos
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Companies are so scared of being blasted in a Trump tweet they're recycling their old jobs news to avoid the wrath
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Deconstructing the melancholy end of Castlevania III
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The deadliest animal in Australia: My Little Pony
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Whereas McCarthy was generally correct regarding the communist leanings and activities of his targets, liberal political-correctness czars are off-the-wall incorrect when accusing regular and patriotic Americans of racism, misogyny, xenophobia
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to be interviewed by fake journalist from fake news organization during this year's Super Bowl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share some advice for new parents. Maybe for newly stay at home parents, what helps keep the house running smoothly? Keeping sanity?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought it was a 'Springer Spaniel'
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
There's procrastination and then there's filing a missing person report on someone who vanished in 1981
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson does not grasp the subtleties of humanity, demands to know "Why do you always bring it back to race?" Jehmu Greene seemed stunned
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In medical news, you may already be infected with a drug-resistant superbug and not even know it. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Josh McDaniels now understands what 49ers fans have been talking about for many years
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Trump an Illuminati agent, puppet, or did even this shadowy organization get caught by surprise from Americans being dumb enough to vote him into the Presidency? And what do the Lizard people think about this?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember Real Madrid's 40 game win streak, the longest unbeaten streak in Spanish soccer history? Well, about that
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Renewable energy becoming too plentiful and cheap for coal companies? Simple, propose legislation to ban them and fine any utility for using renewable energy. Welcome to Wyoming
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's 'free the six pack' law to take effect this week. Subby's six pack went free-range years ago and hasn't been seen since
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tasmanian tiger upgraded from "extinct"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Chargers: "We're moving to LA." Moving companies in SD and LA: "You sure about that?"
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
YouTube comments have you questioning humanity's future? Just wait
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders to officially file relocation papers to move to Las Vegas. Just win, baby takes on a whole new meaning
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Man cleaning his desk discovers his million dollar unclaimed lottery ticket and just in time, 8 days before the expiration date. Still not enough to get subby to clean his desk
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(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Signs that we are running out of baseball stats: veteran OF Coco Crisp is working on sixth straight year of not getting hit by pitch. "The streak could vanish on Opening Day or he could retire with it intact. News could be made at any moment"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's has just found a way to get whiskey into your coffee without getting you fired from your job
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese media warns of war after successful testimony from Tillerson. Successful, if you don't care in the least for humanity
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani has been announced as Trump's new internet security expert, so let's take a look at his own security company's website, which is surely a shining example for others... Oh, dear
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Skyscrapers of the future will be 3D printed, three miles tall, air-purifying, self-cleaning wonders with windows that convert into glass balconies
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Not that there's any reason to panic, but vampire bats have started living up to their name
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump taps Giuliani to keep the Cyber from leaking
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Richard Carpenter tells major record companies that the lawsuits may have only just begun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thursday Civil Rights Discussion: Police get tired of animal rights guys droning on instead of showing some ID
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not to panic you at all but there's a star on a collision course with our solar system that will bring MILLIONS of asteroids hurtling towards Earth
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Wed January 11, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
News organizations ask 25 Alabama Trump voters, 25 California liberals to discuss politics, values. Come for hilarity; stay for the comments. "You can't talk to socialist communist black supremacist democrats. They have no common sense"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to panic about, just a huge hole that has opened up on the surface of the Sun and is blasting Earth with solar winds
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about what I'll put up next Christmas," says man whose Satanic display in a public park to combat the Jesus stuff drew criticism, applause
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trumptanic sinking in polls before maiden voyage
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Tue January 10, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
"We deserve a raise, how does 12.5% sound, all in favor, it's unanimous." - San Diego City Supervisors
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the cure for cancer, cold fusion, and interstellar travel at warp speed figured out, scientists turn to the Last Great Question: which animals fart?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican who called for an anti-Obama coup accuses Obama of organizing a coup
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Parks staff defend spending thousands of dollars a year on fried chicken to bait traps for wild animals: "KFC is widely known to be the most effective bait for luring feral cats due to its scent and prolonged freshness"
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(Aleteia)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care in Canada is so bad that senior citizens are having 'Don't euthanize me' tattoos done
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(PennLive)
 
Video
 
The Pennsylvania State Farm Show food court- for your viewing pleasure
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Contrary to today's panicky handwringing about Akihito, scholar alleges that in feudal Japan, emperors abdicated all the time without anyone breaking a sweat or society collapsing. Also, (lowers voice) two women assumed the throne in that era
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Trump thinks it's "probably not the right time" for Trump Organization deals in Russia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy destroyer fires warning shots at Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats because apparently they need reminding what a destroyer does
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Montana leads the nation for most gun companies per capita, with roughly 100 percent of state's residents currently building some kind of ridiculous weapon in his or her garage
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Rare snowy owl draws crowds in Pennsylvania, carries note requesting Yuengling delivery to Hogwarts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Iranian President Rafsanjani has died. Subby isn't sure if 2017 is angry yet
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bad: Constantine was canceled. Good: He appeared on Arrow. Great: He is getting an animated series
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(UPI)