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500 headlines found matching 'ANI'
Fri August 29, 2014
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(Newser)
 
 
 
CEO of a stadium concessions company who was caught on tape repeatedly kicking a puppy in an elevator is writing a $100K check to an abused animal fund. So, like, it's all good now and you can go back to buying his $12 beers, okay?
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(97)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania woman calls police about streetlight. Responding officer confirms she was indeed seeing a streetlight
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(13)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It starts off as a suburban development, then: "The company dug a test pit and found that after a half century or more underground, the animal remains have formed a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt, Wand said"
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
International flights being diverted because of a volcanic eruption in PNG. Status of JPG uncertain
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(28)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
How does one blow off steam and the pressures of driving F1? Driving a personalized Pagani Zonda 760LH is a good start
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(13)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jiff the Pomeranian is the fastest bipedal canine in the world, also the creepiest when dressed in doll clothes
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(14)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To prove that misogyny doesn't exist in games, trolls drive Anita Sarkeesian, the creator of a video series examining misogynistic depictions of women in video games, out of her home with death threats
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(549)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda magazine hints at upcoming attack on the US, reveals the top 10 sexiest #2 men in the organization
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Wed August 27, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Old time SF fans tell young fans with their lightsabers and pointy plastic ears and little riding animals to get out of their airlock
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(55)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Robin Williams tribute at the Emmys was racist because it included Williams making a joke about the lack of rights for Iranian women
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(236)
 
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
LAPD's Bieber Squad investigates cellphone-swiping shenanigans during his date with Selena Gomez
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(33)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Future psychopathic messianic leader found in Austria. We did so well with the last one
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(37)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Curcumin blocks the metastasis of colon cancer by a novel mechanism, amazon sues to reduce payments
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(8)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Pub mocks Spurs chairman Daniel Levy with promotional banner
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(5)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Brighten your day with an anime homage to Gene Kelly
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(20)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Interning at a non-profit organization? That may be unprofitable
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(37)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel (D-enial), "Chicago is not the murder capital." He must be using a definition that includes Transylvania during the reign of Vlad the Impaler
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Sun August 24, 2014
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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(117)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Viewers are allowed to interpret what the meaning is of a silent animated video showing naked men with roses covering the lower part of their bodies fighting against evil forces just to be with each other
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India blocks Gandhi film due to "law and order situation that might result," meaning it'll run 37 hours a day on 8 channels. UGH
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(37)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
There are some roads you just shouldn't drive down. Not safe for sanity
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(54)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Man is going to live on a melting iceberg for one year to illustrate the perils of climate change. It's a titanic challenge
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pissing and moaning can be more beneficial to a workplace than a good attitude. This makes Subby the most productive worker ever
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(13)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
We can all breathe easier now that undercover Pennsylvania cops have busted up the seedy world of illegal fine wine trading
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(65)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We should stop dehumanizing Ebola victims," says person about the disease-infected carriers of the most dangerous virus known to man
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(127)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(188)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
They call it the dress rehearsal for the regular season, the third week of NFL Preseason. Its the Pittsburgh Steelers vs the Philadelphia Eagles in the Battle of Pennsylvania. NFL Network at 7:30pm EDT
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(245)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those imported bananas from Romania might not be as organic as they're advertised
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(40)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she can't leave her house due to cyberbullying. Gene Leonhardt announces he will backtrace them there bastards
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
City of LA to pay $25 million to its sanitation workers to settle a lawsuit filed after the city banned them from taking naps during work hours
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(65)
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA issues salmonella warning to the four people in the U.S. who eat organic peanut butter
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(55)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Service animal. New hotness: Overdue for service animal
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man slowly in the process of contributing to the best animated gif loop ever
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(45)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason number 6 to have an organized desk. Mayor now seeks to repeal law against saggy pants he accidentally signed rather than vetoing
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(65)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Russia set to confiscate Jack Daniel's Honey because something non-whiskey is in it. Duh. It's called "honey"
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(98)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Notre Dame's DeVaris Daniels denies cheating, says his name is on his own papers ... right after he was done with all the cutting and pasting
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(9)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Just because an animal is a vegetarian, doesn't mean it won't kick you in the face
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're the person who dropped off 100 tuxedo cats, the animal shelter would like to have a word with you about getting pets fixed
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: "When companies flee U.S. tax system, investors often don't reap big returns". Actual: 19 outperformed, 19 underperformed, 10 were bought out, 3 closed and one moved back to the States
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(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Old South Church in Boston is sending 1000 origami cranes to Ferguson to help. Well unless they have secret, anime-like superweapons stuffed inside their folds, that's really kinda useless in terms of helping Ferguson deal with crooked cops
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Sun August 17, 2014
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"Even munching tater tots at a Sonic can be an expression of manifest destiny." Behold, the most pretentious article ever written about eating a fast food cheeseburger
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst victims of the Israel / Gaza feud? The zoo animals
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(61)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harry Shearer wins a Creative Arts Emmy for his portrayal of Homer Simpson, and Bob's Burgers receives a statue as well because it is, quite simply, the greatest animated show on television that isn't named Archer
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(55)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 companies that control the world's food
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(13)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Organization reunites nearly 700 soldiers from eight countries with the cats and dogs they originally rescued in Afghanistan. Let's give these people a big Caturday salute
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Fri August 15, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Attention janitors: We're going to need a mop and a bucket in the cafeteria
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(12)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The dictionary has lost all meaning
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(117)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US veterans on Ferguson Police Department's response:"We didn't wear that much gear when we went through the really bad areas of Afghanistan. That's not controlling the crowd, that's intimidating them"
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(306)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Due to the U.S. troop withdrawal in 2011 and the rapid advance by Islamic militants, Iraq has been declared a humanitarian crisis. You know who to thank
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(209)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Determined not to only shoot black men, Ferguson police shot a white female pastor with a rubber bullet while she was praying, are now reportedly looking for an elderly atheist hispanic in a wheelchair to shoot so no one feels left out
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(280)
 
(Bidness Etc)
 
 
 
Scarce resource making companies rich
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(3)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia's 262 piece Ukraine-bound trojan horse vanishes out of thin air, is now nowhere to be seen. Be alert, all five Ukrainian Farkers
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(69)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
US military isn't going to do their humanitarian operation they've been planning because it turns out that there are far fewer people that need saving than they were expecting. This is good news as well as baffling
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One Better than 'An Evening with Robin'... Watch 'Robin Williams Live at The Roxy' with John Ritter pulled out of the audience for improv, Tony Danza and others in the audience. Robin at his earliest best and some Barry Manilow at the end
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(26)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Governor can't keep her Satanic organizations straight
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(45)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(107)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOT A SCAM" writes Minecraft convention organizers who "postponed" convention after selling half a million dollars worth of tickets
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(56)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dear California residents: Don't wash your car, water your lawn, or question why the four largest bottled water companies continue to ship your water out of state
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evidence shows that libertarianism is flawed in practice. But it's still perfect in theory, so it has that going for it. Which is nice
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(148)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Air conditioning, farting contests and other snapshots from the US war in Afghanistan"
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(99)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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(70)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, people are just tiny bit suspicious about those 280 Russian trucks headed to Ukraine as a "Humanitarian relief convoy" and exactly what they are carrying
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(45)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
For the Hulkster's birthday, he got Cena no-selling Lesnar's screams, Roman looking for revenge on Orton, and $9.99 worth of commentary. Now whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild in the Silverdome, BROTHER. (8pm est, USA/WWE network)
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(1726)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
You think your job is s**t? Fifteen year old boy dies when farm machine he is operating has a mechanical problem and overturns, trapping teenager in manure pit
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(50)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(TooFab)
 
 
 
Cool: Daniel Radcliffe wants a part in Sharknado 3. Interesting: but only if his character "meets an interesting death." Fark: With bonus Tara Reid. Wait, what?
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
She's 19. She's Italian, Spanish and Venezuelan. She's hot... and she plays a kick-ass cover of Rush's YYZ on bass
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(54)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Kate Upton won't get naked because you're all a bunch of meanies
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(75)
 
(Press TV)
 
 
 
Where did Israel get the enriched Uranium to build nuclear bombs? I'll give you one guess
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(161)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber thinks Pakistani heroine Malala Yousafzai would make a great belieber
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(54)
 
(Business Day)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned, all those e-mails were REAL? US DOJ seizes $480 million from bank accounts around the world belonging to former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha
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(28)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"According to reports, 56-year-old Jerald L Hill, who was President of the Windermere Baptist Conference Centre in Missouri, posted messages on Craigslist seeking dogs and other animals to have sex with" (mugshot)
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(108)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Big companies invoke the protections of international law when it suits them, yet they aggressively resist efforts to impose accountability across borders
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(8)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
This is why New York City can't have nice things: Beautiful and bizarrely artistic street signs featuring skulls, spires, coat hangers and other strange icons from the DOT that were placed around Manhattan are being stolen by quasi-satanic hipsters
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(54)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks GOP figures are a lot like '90s rock bands: Ron Paul is like Nirvana, Rand Paul like Pearl Jam and Ted Cruz is like Stone Temple Pilots. Subby thinks Fox News is a lot like Milli Vanilli
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(137)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Highlights of today's edition of "Fun with rejected California vanity plates" include PISTOPH, NOT SEE, IH8 DMV
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mississippi GOP to Chris McDaniel: STFO and GTFO
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP has apparently given up its fight to destroy an organization that hasn't existed for four years
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(35)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In a historic first, two members of the brutal Khmer Rouge regime have been tried for crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment, which, given the age of the defendants probably means about six months or so
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(57)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Every once in a while humanity is given a great gift. This gift is an 11-year-old boy, an 11-year-old boy who plays polka like nobody's business. Cue the accordion
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative groups organize an entire week dedicated to that thing Democrats completely made up
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(149)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow of rejected Washington State vanity plates. Apparently, Washington doesn't like Pork, Poon, Pussycats, or Juggalos
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Double amputee soldier from Georgia, seriously injured while serving in Afghanistan, sets a world record for planche push-ups
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC raises Ebola outbreak alert to Level One. Everybody panic. No, seriously. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(256)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: smuggling cocaine in submarines and speed boats. New Hotness: smuggling cocaine in the Spanish Navy's 86 year old, four-masted sailing ship
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proof positive that cannabis is truly a deadly drug: two people dead after smoking it. That's right, TWO people out of an estimated 147 million users worldwide. PANIC to the right
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(218)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Director of County Animal Shelter is spending too much time with dogs, iguanas, and booze: "At that point, they said, Thomas stood up showing his teeth and growling as he attempted to leave the room"
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sanctions cause one of Russia's largest tourism companies to fail leaving nearly 27,000 Russians stranded abroad with no return tickets home. Either that or Putin has commenced a VERY stealthy invasion of Europe
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US General specifically assassinated in Afghanistan
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(280)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Confused Cats Against Feminism has made its way to the internet. C'mon, cats aren't against feminism, they're against all of humanity equally
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(442)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Moss is being eyed for the lead in 'True Detective.' She'd be playing a hard-drinking figure of authority, meaning her transformation into Don Draper is complete
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(30)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel's legal challenge: Facts schmacts, give me the nomination, you f*ckers
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(65)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oil companies have a secret government research center that may or may not exist, possibly. Or something. I dunno. Drugs are bad, kids
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(7)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man writes his own obituary, goes out with a laugh "at room temperature"
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(65)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the dust up between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber may have been precipitated when Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio essentially told Beiber to go home and get his shine box
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(53)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is the announce table still out to get Randy Orton's back? Does Bo Dallas still BOlieve in himself? Will Stephanie McMahon cry on TV again? Can Y2J even the odds against the Wyatts? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm ET, USA/WWE network). Pre-show
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(1533)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Animal rights groups outraged as fish take up smoking, normal people just wonder how they can keep the damn things lit
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Exploring the HBO "Deadwood" series obsession with a certain profanity. WARNING: Rhymes with "SockDucker"
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(26)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Remember the entire Orioles organization and fans breathing a sigh of relief after trading away Jim Johnson? Well, about that
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(22)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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(45)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The closer a country finds itself to the genetic makeup of Denmark, the happier that country is likely to be. After all, who isn't content after starting the day with a little Danish?
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now be buried in a custom-made Jack Daniels bottle (pics)
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(32)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
So Cal Farkers: If you're looking for a best friend and a devoted companion please consider rescuing Sasha
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We've hit peak bacon, people. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(74)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo area FARKers: WATER ADVISORY. Don't drink it, boil it, or even shower in it. Well, the last part is a stretch, but you never know. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(141)
 
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture cracks down on the menace of unregulated seed libraries, thus rescuing the state from going full Somalia - too late for Philadishu, however
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(70)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels announces a press conference Monday to reveal a "major development" in his effort the challenge the result of his run-off primary defeat to-hey-where is everyone going? He said "major" c'mon guys, this is big, really hello? hello?
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson gets ripped a brand-new orifice live on air by a news anchor who points out that his views on immigration violate the tenets of his own Christianity, and quotes the old and new testament to prove it. What the Fark: a FOX NEWS anchor
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(178)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger
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(50)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
My local animal shelter, the Animal Rescue League of Iowa, is 100 votes behind in a contest that will feed every animal in their shelter for 33 days Can the power of Fark push us over the top?
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(14)
 
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Leyton Orient tweet brilliant vanishing spray announcement
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(10)
 
(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Liberian Official: We can't control the Ebola outbreak so....EVERYBODY PANIC
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(105)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Ric Romero hands in the latest polling results on the political leanings of the LGBT community
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(53)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Wildlife "sanctuary" under fire for pimping out animals for parties, including alligators to put in your pool, so that your kids can swim with them. Owner claims nothing wrong with it, or dressing like Hulk Hogan in drag
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(25)
 
(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
Drew appears on a CEO panel discussing how startups do not necessarily need venture capital funding to get rolling and how much it had cost to start their companies (w/video)
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(1)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Ghost haunts abandoned New Jersey pharmaceutical companies. No word on grumpy mantis sidekicks
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
L. Skywalker's passport application rejected. Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those 'droids
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We interrupt Gaza, the US border, Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Afghanistan to bring you North Korea
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(60)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Vegan's ILVTOFU vanity plate rejected because nobody reading that would believe that someone loves tofu
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(64)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Online diploma mills. New hotness: Online service animal certification mills, so that you can take your pet with you anywhere, and due to regulations, nobody is allowed to question the validity
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(143)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
All of southeast Asia transfixed by hot volleyball player from Kazakhstan: "Local media that would normally only write a couple of lines about the competition are devoting 10 page photo features about her and artists are turning out anime fantasies"
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I'm a cop who's a carp" and other gems from the pilot episode of...yep, you guessed it. Fish City. Eleven minutes and thirty-four seconds of a John Ritter voice-over couldn't help this stinker from the early days of animated shows
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(18)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple plans to use Hobby Lobby decision to exempt women from anti-abortion laws. Hail Satan?
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(221)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bull semen collector says it's a tricky and dangerous job. "We know just by reading an animal, how far we can push things"
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(86)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In news that will surely ease the minds of most of humanity, Russia regains control of errant lizard sex satellite
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Taliban poised to retake southern province of Kandahar, an event that pretty much nullifies everything the US and the west did in Afghanistan for 13 years
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(172)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why chewing gum companies produce so many different varieties and flavors? One word: Desperation
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(26)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Get ready for Guardians of the Galaxy: The Animated Series
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(35)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Biologists warn world to prepare for 6th mass extinction in planet's history but most of the animals going extinct are ones we don't eat, so it's all good
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(14)
 
(PSFK)
 
 
 
Click this link to watch a celebrity cat video that provides a meal for a shelter animal each time someone watches it - up to one million meals. Sounds like a job for Caturday
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(1381)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia declares McDonald's to be "unsanitary and unhealthy"
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(105)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WWE champion Daniel Bryan stops burglar at his home. The thief is expected to get 5 to 10 years in abeyance
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(70)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The latest peril from the animal kingdom: GIANT KILLER ANTEATERS
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(49)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How shenanigans start on the internet." Article is a bit more in-depth than "Hey, y'all, watch this"
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your wife is a "messy" housekeeper, you should a) volunteer to help share cleaning tasks, b) hire a maid to help clean the house, or c) stab her 84 times and put a pig mask on her face
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(74)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
IRS Investigators now claim Lois Lerner's hard drive was merely scratched - you know, like your old Alanis Morrisette CD - and then shredded, like a piece of paper, apparently. Because hard drives work like that
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(253)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Guest: "Do I get to say anything here?" Hannity: "You had your chance...You didn't say Hamas is a terrorist organization. Goodbye"
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(184)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA would like humanity to know that on July 23rd, 2012 a massive solar flare nearly destroyed Earth's entire electrical infrastructure, which would have plunged the world into total chaos. Have a nice day
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(212)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How would Christianity deal with extraterrestrial life? Remember, the last non-human guy who came out of the sky with weird, unexplainable powers, they made him their savior
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcanic formation
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(21)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in TEXAS. Especially the huge swarm of Africanized bees that swarmed and stung you over 1,000 times
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal control officials find a stray pitbull on the streets caring for a sick chihuahua, and are looking for a forever home for the two of them together-and an agent to sell the film rights of their story to Pixar (Updated link)
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ukranian MH17 looters go all Nigerian scammer on crash victims' credit cards
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(111)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're an artist, it's one thing if you manipulate bees to build trippy-looking beehives inside plexiglass. But do you really need to bring a handful of bees to your face so you can purposely be stung during a performance?
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(16)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now that Will Ferrell has signed on to make MANIMAL: The Movie, enjoy a clip from the original show. Bonus: the epic martial-arts training montage beginning at the 2:30 mark
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(35)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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(78)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Manimal: the Motion Picture
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to buy a Pennsylvania bridge? How about 11 of them?
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Egypt steps up for humanity and proves once and for all that John Kerry is not a robot
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you release an animal into the wild, make sure it's in a place where it can find prey. Unless, of course it's a boa constrictor and you put it in a playground, that's just not cool
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more food companies are removing all GMO ingredients from their products, but they're doing it very quietly, with no publicity. Why? Sshhhhh....we don't want to wake the Monsanto
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(149)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Geologist pounds sand, discovers mechanism underlying erosive shapes of sandstone
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(5)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
So, it looks like undocumented, unaccompanied children have been arriving in America since 1892. And you people still doubt that Obama has a time machine?
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mechanical penguin & its companion diver
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(16)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Members of the Westboro Baptist Church have really given up now that they're protesting in front of a Panic at the Disco concert
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(53)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
In order to expand knowledge of the outside world in North Korea, activists will download Wikipedia onto thumb drives and attach them to helium balloons. Finally, the starving peasants will have access to critical analyses of "Joanie love Chachi"
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(54)
 
(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Canadian bear tries to eat a Danish, Danish left unimpressed
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(14)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(226)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
2inTO just took on a whole new meaning. Thanks to Saturday's rain, we get 2 races today. It's the reattempt at the Honda Indy Toronto doubleheader (Races at 10:30AM & 4:15PM ET, NBCSN)
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(261)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snake expert on escaped anaconda: "I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic. Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record"
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(93)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Forgotten advice from Leonardo da Vinci offers instruction how to write one of the most useless, ignored items that accompanies job applications and resumes: the cover letter
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(49)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US stock market continues climbing ad infinitum thanks to companies, among other things, being their own biggest stock purchasers, in turn helping the USA climb back into its third largest stock bubble in history
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(61)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT feels that humanity could benefit from a couple of extra robotic fingers on each hand
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(34)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Andy Samberg says being fired from SNL can be a positive thing. Just ask Morwena Banks, Beth Cahill, Tony Rosato, Gail Matthias, Michaela Watkins, Melanie Hutsell, and Jeff Richards
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(75)
 
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Fearful that Berkeley is hogging all the crazy in California, Shasta County Board of Supervisors vote--unanimously--to investigate chemtrails
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(235)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a video of disabled dogs in canine wheelchairs able to play fetch with their owners again, and if that doesn't make you click, you're a flinty-hearted asshole
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(32)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Pennsylvania capitol. Here we have the portrait of former House Speaker John Perzel, born January 7, 1950, elected January 2, 1979, incarcerated March 30, 2012
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(22)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It's about time a Senator from Alaska goes the Mexican border to get a firsthand look at the humanitarian crisis developing there
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(45)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Toothless man bites roommate for not cleaning his ear
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(21)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good News: Danica McKellar is engaged. Bad News: Not to you
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kabul airport in Afghanistan under attack from gunmen, who have seized two buildings
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(53)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Israel accepts humanitarian ceasefire with Hamas in Gaza after blowing up four innocent Palestinian children ... for a few hours
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(413)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Congress passes a meaningful bill. Fark: unanimous vote in Senate
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(63)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(61)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
New plant species found in West Texas. Botanists are calling it a 'tree'
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(26)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
An animated day in the life of a New York taxi, showing where individual NYC taxis picked up and dropped off their fares. It's more compelling than it sounds
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(21)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The government bans one E-cig flavor, and 200 more pop up in its place. No word when Mint Anchovy Cheddar, Kimchi, Roquefort Anise, or Hobo Crotch will be out, but TFA includes Nutty Squirrel, so nothing's out of the realm of possibility
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(145)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New business venture finally asks the question, "Would you trust your mechanic to cut your hair?"
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world's most deadliest animal is the: A) Great white shark B) Polar bear C) Bengal tiger D) Mosquito
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(151)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
GOP regulator finds out the hard way to dare not question the energy companies and big coal
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoo animals, including gorillas, are now routinely dosed with Haldol, Valium, Klonopin, Zoloft, Paxil, Xanax, Buspar, Prozac, Ativan, Versed, Mellaril, and beta-blockers to make them less wild animal-y
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(42)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
US DoJ is now investigating claims that ASCAP and US music companies colluded against Pandora in recent pricing negotiations. Next expected to investigate if sky is blue, water wet
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(7)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guy who invented the vanishing free kick spray at the World Cup set to become a millionaire after spending 14 years in poverty developing the spray. "I've paid a high price. I chose not to see my children grow up so that I could make this work"
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(101)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast's latest customer retention policy: one free Spanish Inquisition with every cancellation attempt by phone
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(247)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Strap on your tin foil hats. Snowden has revealed that governments attempt to control the spread of online information and manipulate online debates. If this doesn't go green we know that Fark has been infiltrated. The eagle flies at midnight
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(199)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
So Cena is champ again, Daniel Bryan is hurt CM Punk is not coming back. But that doesn't stop the fWc. Are you ready. No, I said ARE YOU READY? It's time... for.... a likely terrible episode of Monday Night Raw (8PM EST on USA)
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(1334)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama says many Republicans personally hate him: "If I named apple pie the official American dessert, they would call apple pie Communist and introduce a bill naming vanilla ice cream the official American dessert"
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(377)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Winds from New Jersey prompt evacuations in Pennsylvania
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(43)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Sarah Newlin stay drunk on red wine? Did Lafayette OD? Has Eric got his mojo back? Is Reverend Daniels the real villian in Bon Temps? Tune in to see who dies next in the next bloodbath that is HBO's True Blood
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(56)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I...I can't even.... I'm just going to say that if you can get through this page without tearing up a little, then you are a monster who should be banished from the face of the Earth
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(273)
 
(The Smart Set)
 
 
 
Why do some languages sound more beautiful than others? German speaker says his native tongue isn't ugly, but Danish certainly is, and sticks up for American English especially when spoken by likes of CNN anchor Bobbie Battista
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(81)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin is sure to arouse the masses by banning one of Russia's most coveted creative outlets: profanity
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(59)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Never mind the Disney princesses, a Japanese artist has drawn the World Cup teams as anime girls
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(28)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Disgusted Facebook users express outrage over animal rights violations after seeing an old photo of Steven Spielberg with a felled triceratops
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Taiwanese is blind after doing what? A) Doing flaming eye-shots. B) Spraying cleaning solvent in her eyes on a Facebook dare. Or C) Not removing her contact lenses for 6 months causing a microscopic bug to eat her eyeballs
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(62)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Before Disney Cruise Lines, there was the jaw-dropping "S.S. Disney," possibly the most incredible floating theme park humanity has ever envisioned
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(31)
 
(Total Frat Move)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in marketing and promotions, chances are there will be an opening in the Chicago White Sox organization in the very near future
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(31)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
As the Makers of the "Yo" app like to point out the word "Yo" can have a myriad of meanings depending on the context. For example, if you receive a "Yo" in Israel, it means "Run like hell, there are bombs headed your way"
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Doctors say that Justin Beiber could save lives, presumably as an experimental animal
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: You know, I think it was the great Daniel Lawrence Whitney who said it best with regards to our immigration crisis: "Git R Dun", you pantywaists
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(81)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Airplane crashes into American Paint & Body Collision Center in Titusville. Does anyone have Alanis Morissette on speed-dial?
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bloods deny that Chris Brown is a member of their organization, but they respect his decision to flash gang signs supporting their criminal enterprise
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hobby Lobby ruling may have been terrible in that it set a precedent for giving companies the religious freedom to freely shove religion down your throat, but the Democrats see this as a way to save their asses in November
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(392)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Dear Kendall Jones, we at Facebook have reviewed the page 'Kill Kendall Jones' and found it doesn't violate our community standards. Maybe you shouldn't boast about indiscriminately killing animals"
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(402)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe says he has no plans to ever play Harry Potter again, though to be fair, the Brinks truck hasn't yet been backed up to his door
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(54)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
African policeman uses years of training and natural instinct to shoot a wild and aggressive animal that broke into his home. The tortoise was later burned to ash by a local Christian group
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Crafting is good for your mental health, which helps explains why the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood who always wears all those macrame earmuffs and scarves at the same time is the picture of sanity
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(30)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
11 brilliant household tips from subby's cleaning woman. May also be handy for those of you who have to do your own cleaning
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(11)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but following the Hobby Lobby ruling, some religious organizations are openly campaigning to make it legal to openly discriminate against gays. The good news is their next target is the reinstitution of slavery
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(320)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Dallas judge on why he wants to open shelters for unaccompanied child migrants and not just deport them: These are children and we don't turn our backs on them in Texas
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(59)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel can't be a racist because he played basketball in college
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(79)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Ag and Gubernatorial candidate decides the public is no longer allowed to have access to the database of where dangerous chemicals are housed in the state, saying citizens can instead "drive around" and ask companies for that type of information
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(138)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Man complains his summer house in Romania was stolen piece by piece and gradually replaced with a cornfield, which is what happens in Romania if you just leave houses lying around in the open
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Massive angora rabbits with 10-inch-long fur awarded title of "best animal in entire world." With pics to back that assertion up
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(92)
 
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Pomeranian is so thoroughly outraged by its bad haircut, that it evolves in protest
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(83)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Moaning moguls, whining winners, fretting firsts, malcontent masters, and lamenting leaders
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(16)
 
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Lack of exercise, not diet, linked to rise in obesity, Stanford research shows in a study brought to you by Conagra, Archer Daniels Midland and Mosanto
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(139)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
McDaniel's: ctrl-z, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5
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(229)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medical students get to perform 3D autopsies on computer-generated corpses, and how cool is that? "Students can handle a virtual cadaver without all the legislation that accompanies the use of a real one" (pics)
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(22)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
This year's Most Hysterically Bogus Health Statistic Award goes to is Toronto and its board of health, which claims that emissions from auto body shops and dry-cleaning places kill 120 people in city each year and put another 200 in hospital
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indianan shoots own hand, both of his wife's legs in gun-cleaning mishap, or at least until he breaks down under intense questioning
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the 100 most congested cities in Europe and North America. Article is accompanied by some of the nicest photographs you'll ever see of cars not moving
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(138)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask Pennsylvania's health department any questions about fracking. Best not to mention cancer clusters either
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3500 copper canisters found in old mental hospital. Gold mine for scrappers? Doubtful. Each contains a person
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(118)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ummmmm.... That's quite a cuddly furry animal collection you've got there, barman
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(35)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stranded baby dolphin rescued on Florida beach. Faith in humanity: restored for approximately 1 day
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(28)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family living in fear as smoking hot 26-year-old stripper moves into their home, stops paying rent, refuses leave: "The screaming, the spanking, the moaning...that would wake the dead and my 5-year-old"
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(112)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With Hayao Miyazaki's retirement, this could be the end of the greatest animation studio outside of America
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(52)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The US is now the world's biggest oil producer, meaning it may have to invade itself at some point in the future
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(131)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
New study claims kangaroo first animal to use its tail as a leg. Obviously they've never seen subby in the shower
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(11)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you've always felt like there's been a void in your life because you could never accurately track the yearly wildebeest migration between Tanzania and Kenya, your suffering is over
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(20)
 
(Apple)
 
 
 
Friend of Farker's brother has a song that's #6 on the UK itunes chart. Stephanie McCourt Hard Living
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(6)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How to shoot a target 500 yards away using Android goggles wirelessly connected to a rifle. You don't even have to aim or anything before you fire, meaning more time for beer
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(24)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Just when you thought quantum mechanics couldn't get any weirder: turns out that the mass of any individual particle is fundamentally UNKNOWABLE
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(61)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man attacked with bird feeder in Pennsylvania after "refusing to party"
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida supreme court continues the war on Christianity
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(27)
 
(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
"911 what's your emergency?" "I saw a woman get carjacked" "Sir, did the suspect have a gun?" "No, he threw her out of her car and stole it" "That's a robbery" "Can you send a cop now?" "Let's further debate the meaning of robbery vs. carjacking"
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
14 other companies that will compliment your Hobby Lobby boycott nicely. All that's left is that little bodega down the block
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of.......well, no one really ..... DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair from several museums shows that the hair comes from bears, wolves, and other furry animals
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(44)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Today in "What Could Possibly Go Wrong": City council unanimously approves liquor license for gun range
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(67)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Decision by U.C. Davis botanists could put strawberry growers in a jam
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(37)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(75)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this volcanic escape
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(20)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Tea Party Leader: "I don't care what the rule of law says, Chris McDaniel is the Republican nominee for Senate in Mississippi"
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(183)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Autistic seven-year-old's service dog not allowed in drive-thru animal park for totally logical reason, so naturally his mother is outraged
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(364)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US plans to fine a French bank $9 billion for dealings with Iran. Then the US will send that $9 billon to Afghanistan, who will use it to support their new trade deal with Iran
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court rules for-profit companies can have religious beliefs
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(1850)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Good news: ISIL no longer exists as an organization. Bad news: Because it dropped the "IL" and anointed its leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as Caliph of the Muslim world. This should end well
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(169)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How does humanity react after The Rapture? Will Tom Perrotta's novel translate well to the screen? Will Damon Lindelof brush off the criticism about Lost running 6 seasons too long? Will Liv Tyler get naked? HBO's The Leftovers begins at 9PM ET
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's sweet when you're dating a girl and you want to bring her to where you work so she can meet your work friends. Unless you're a Green Beret working in Afghanistan
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(51)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Vendor exploits 'Gun Show Loophole' at Pennsylvania gun show
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(165)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With Evan Dorkin and Milk and Cheese at Dark Horse, and everyone at Hot Topic already owning copies of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, comics publisher Slave Labor Graphics has to resort to crowdfunding to stay afloat
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(17)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Why you should feed your children organic food. Having a far lighter wallet is suspiciously not listed
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Sexy Schoolgirl 5K' canceled. OH THE HUMANITY
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(68)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
For the 13th time since 2012, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled against the Obama administration. Maybe they should think about hiring a former constitutional law professor as a consultant or something
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(201)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania woman stands her ground against children with water guns
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(191)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel "35,000 people broke the law by voting in the Republican primary." Well that may be true, but we can only prove one case. Guess who it is
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(167)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Guy who invests in pre-IPO companies says the IPO is dead
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(9)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix the sovereign citizen movement and veganism? Hint: It's not custody of your child
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(154)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels is shaping up to be shoo-in for the 2014 election cycle's Sen. Bluto Blutarsky Memorial "What? Did you say 'over'?" Award for Poor Sportsmanship
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(96)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Zoo in Pakistan's most popular attraction is a half fox/half woman creature who, underneath the makeup and rotting animal carcass, is all man
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(11)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe bites the magical hand that fed him
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(117)
 
(SFX (UK))
 
 
 
The Doctor saying goodbye to Rose for the first of approximately 27 times tops a Best 250 Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy moments poll. If the kids voting on this ever saw Earthshock or Caves of Androzani, their minds would be blown
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(79)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's get this obit off to a roaring start by describing the deceased as "a former jail bird, crack fiend, serial womaniser and sometime poet and arboriculturalist"
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(17)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the story about that father who "forgot" his beloved son in a hot SUV? Turns out he also forgot to delete the browser history after his online research on how long it would take an animal to die if it were trapped in a hot car
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(447)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indulging in a self-created fantasy world of booze, pain pills and sex may be fine if you are a CEO in New York, but it is frowned down on if you are a Green Beret Major in Afghanistan
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(83)
 
(KOAM TV Joplin)
 
 
 
Gun show organizers at a loss to explain how a Howitzer shell hit a house three miles away in a different direction from where it was fired
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(111)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For overcharging customers, Whole Foods to pay a whopping $800,000 fine, or three organic mangoes
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel: "There is something a little unusual about a Republican primary that's decided by voters"
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(171)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New report finds local police departments are becoming 'excessively militarized', equipped with weapons, uniforms and tanks formerly used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan because the war on drugs
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(147)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Snakelike robots with tiny saws are heading in humanity's future horrorifices
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(20)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Manufacturing.net)
 
 
 
Chinese companies are expanding and creating jobs, in the US
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chilean porn star promises 18-hour sex marathon if her country's team beats Holland, adds that she is even better at lying on the ground while moaning and writhing than any professional soccer player (SFW)
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hot Spanish model becomes a nun. Well, she was already used to selling an illusion, so it's a logical career change
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(38)
 
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Paid off your granite countertops yet? Good. Or too bad, whatever. Here comes tempered glass and nanotech finish. Your granite will join laminate in the junk heap
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(200)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Ring of Honor Wrestling)
 
 
 
CAN Michael Elgin end Adam Cole's 9-month reign as World Champion? WILL Daniels and Kazarian slay ReDragon? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE on the card? LIVE from NASHVILLE, THIS is YOUR Ring of Honor: Best in the World '14 Discussion Thread (7:30p ET on PPV)
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(406)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Williams break through after taking the front row? Will Mercedes solve the mechanical issues that are stopping absolute domination? This is your F1 Austrian Grand Prix Discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
R.I.P., Stephanie Kwolek, inventor of the Kevlar fiber
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(19)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Animal shelter owner goosed for getting badgered and driving drunk as a skunk. Her mugshot looks like something the cat dragged in and hopefully she'll stay away from the hair of the dog that bit her
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(11)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chobani has "deceived millions" because their Greek yogurt isn't Greek enough and is, in fact, closer to a Nestle ice cream bar. WELL I NEVER knew people were too stupid to read a nutrition label
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(90)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Live web cam from Southern California where scientists gather for the rare bloom of a huge 27 pound, 11 foot tall flower. Best part, it's an amorphophallus titanum or corpse flower and the bloom smells like wretched, dying, rotting, animal carcass
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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(107)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(Conspiracy Planet)
 
 
 
"Five judges are examining evidence of human hunting parties by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network, including Pope Francis and members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip"
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(121)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty words whose meaning is entirely different in the Midwest. Though let's be honest; the only true word to describe a carbonated, fizzy beverage is indeed "pop." Anything else is just wrong
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(251)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The ten funniest companies on Twitter
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(19)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Goldman Sachs trader disappointed by paltry $8.25 million bonus, sues for another $16 million. Trial to be accompanied by Mendelssohn's Tiniest Violin Concerto in E minor
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(33)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey health and safety experts' advice for safe kids' summertime fun is about one-third common sense and two-thirds pants-wetting nannypanic. Left out: don't go into Camden or Newark, and don't use the governor for shade
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, South Sudan, Central African Republic, and Kenya, we have 51.2 million people displaced in the world. The highest since the end of WW2
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
77-year-old Democrat: "How, with no seniority and a promise simply not to get along with anyone, will you accomplish any of the things you want to accomplish?" Chris McDaniel: "WELL YOU'RE OLD AND CRANKY AND FURTHERMORE REASONS"
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(69)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
National Organization for Marriage supporter threatens 'violence' if same-sex marriage is legalized nationally. How Christian of him
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(83)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously rules that public sector whistleblowers are protected under First Amendment rights when they raise flags on matters of public concern, unless they are Snowden
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(81)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iraq 2: Afghanishiatwe'rescrewedaloo?
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(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Die-hard journalist risks his sanity for his readership, spends days identifying eight times Adam Sandler was actually funny
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world mocks Spain's premature departure from the World Cup, raising the question: how do you say "schadenfreude" in Spanish?
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hottest new investment trend on Wall Street is for 'smart beta' companies, and no one can explain what the hell they are
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch: "If you don't want American companies going to Eastern Europe, we need to have immigration reform" Well....fark. We've gone full circle
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(94)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
No one expects the Spanish elimination
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iranians celebrate "dullest" World Cup game. How can you tell?
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chaos in Iraq is worrying everyone except oil companies and the people who owns their stocks. They're rolling around in piles of money and snorting coke of hookers' asses
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(76)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A Hispanic man named José Padilla who owns a taco shop stands his ground to defend his restaurant, and is promptly shot 10 times. LAPD are looking for "three black men who are driving a vehicle." C'mon, which of you guys wrote this article
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A closer look at the very special breed of suburbanite who spends $160 a month to rent chickens
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(59)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan's parliament passes law which bans possession of child pornography but the 'Why Bother?' law excludes sexually explicit comics, animation, adults who look like kids, and computer graphics
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(214)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone finally made a video for Broadway's "The Book of Mormon" using South Park's characters and animation
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(13)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Taiwanese animators accurately recap the NBA Finals
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Tea Partier's KKK Connection" Reality: Chris McDaniels' campaign got an $800 contribution from a guy who was the lawyer for a prominent Klansman in the 60's and may belong to the KKK himself
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad group's ads calling bad politicians who voted for Obamacare baby-killers, and bad, were all good for unanimous Supreme Court; Amnesty International unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina US Senate candidate comes right out and laments the fact that that blacks and hispanics are overtaking the state's "traditional population." In a related note, shares in dog-whistle manufacturers are plummeting
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(137)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Utah has rejected 995 vanity plates for various reasons, including perceived obscenities and overt obscenities. Here's a look at what they found offensive
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(109)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Heath Slater and Hornswoggle continue on as 1 & 1/2 Man Band since Jinder was Hindered and Drew's dreams have been broken? Is there anything left to care about with Daniel Bryan out? It's the JTG memorial episode of WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1941)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un emerges from his lair, predicts six more years of brutal totalitarianism
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(86)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How to win at bridge using only a few key concepts from quantum mechanics
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare is such a miserable failure that insurance companies are desperate to sell coverage on exchanges in year two
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(142)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He's a proud dad to Brenndon, 24, Taylor, 21, Christian, 21, Jonathan, 19, Alexandria, 18, Mackenzie, 16, Victoria, 15, Elisabeth, 13, Olivia, 11, Danielle, 9, Jeremiah, 7, Joshua, 5, Jordan, 4, Faith, 2, and Hope, 3 months and his clown car wife
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(208)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Superb animal has already should not abandon the garbage - cigarette buttocks in this area
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(74)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leftiest POTUS ever obviously in the pocket of Big Labor after ordering end to Pennsylvania transit strike
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(72)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Delaware celebrates their independence day, when they threw off the yoke of tyranny that is Pennsylvania
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(37)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anaheim City Hall janitor arrested for hiding camera in women's restroom. Detectives described it as Mickey Mouse setup
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(17)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
7th Circuit Court unanimously rules Indiana prison cannot place prisoner in solitary confinement for doing what Indiana prison ordered him to do
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do animals have sex for pleasure? (Their pleasure, not the researchers')
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(103)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Admit it, you'd probably go around committing crimes too if you'd basically been told by the legal system that there will be no meaningful consequences for anything short of murder
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(37)
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
India's intelligence experts have identified a secretive organization which is a threat to national security: Greenpeace
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. spent $3 million on boats for Afghanistan. Because geography
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(92)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
When two big companies go at it publicly, we all win
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(31)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Finally, justice will be served. Romanian hacker indicted for his fiendish plot to unleash the paintings of George W. Bush upon an unsuspecting world
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The guy who beat Eric Cantor in Virginia thinks the Benghazi conspiracy goes all the way to the top... of the Republican Party. Bonus: Also, Christianity isn't compatible with paying taxes
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(157)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans becoming increasingly Left-leaning. That includes the Thought Police
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(32)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Animal lovers, better get your last licks in: Bestiality could be outlawed in New Jersey
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So if you could own any animal in the world regardless on if you can afford it or not, what would it be?
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(63)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Formula 1 Owner interested in getting Danica Patrick to consistently finish in 27th place in F1 racing instead of consistently 27th in NASCAR
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(51)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Four things you need to know about the collapse of Iraq. None of which answer the question, "Why is this article in Popular Mechanics?"
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Thu June 12, 2014
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Eric Young's World title reign will last longer than Daniel Bryan's. That's the joke. TNA Impact tonight at 9 PM eastern on Spike. That's also the joke, and the official discussion thread's right here
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says Tesla patents will be available to other companies. Continues his pursuit of becoming the world's worst super villian
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Website puts mechanical pencils through torture tests to determine which one is best. Unfortunately there is no advice about which one would look spiffiest with your plastic shirt pocket protector
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Afghan humanitarian aid workers pack all the essentials-backpack, water bottle, umbrella, fleshlight... wait, what? (Not safe for work)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Could Miami have a "Big Four"? The Heat may be trying to lure Carmelo Anthony to their organization
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"If a husband threatens to murder his wife with a gun, that's her problem, not the cops'." Was this from: A) Elliot Rodger's manifesto B) some MRA douche-blogger or C) "Reverend" Pat Robertson
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because we just found out PR companies have been editing their clients' Wikipedia pages to make them look better
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Deep sea divers are on the hunt for the 2,000-year-old Antikythera mechanism, said to be the world's earliest 'computer,' using a suit called an Exosuit. The ancient Greek analogue device was designed to predict astronomical positions and eclipses
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Having late-night sex on a sixth floor balcony can be exciting, but stay off the banister to avoid getting an even bigger and more final bang
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
My name it Eric Olaniyan. Much nice vehicle you have there. I am willing to pay top dollar in gold for your vehicle. Please contact me at freestolenvehicles shippedtoafrica .com
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Monarch butterflies are vanishing. Dr. Girlfriend distraught
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(Education Week)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down California's laws that protect teachers from being fired over things like pregnancy, ethnicity, and insanity (working in low-income schools)
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