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500 headlines found matching 'ANC'
Tue August 19, 2014
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Instead of sharing the massive profits from The Big Bang Theory with its actors, CBS and Time Warner should have cancelled the show. **gasp** Bazinga. **canned laughter**
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(142)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
US responds to Edward Snowden revelations by implementing internal checks and hardware changes to prohibit external drives on ... nah, just kidding. It was way easier to strip 100,000 workers of security clearances they need to do their jobs
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CNN anchor asks why police in Ferguson don't use water cannons. Her co-anchor's look says it all
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(335)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Champions League Playoff Round is here. Arsenal, Napoli, Porto and others in action. Celtic have been given a second chance. And the Fark filter's least favorite club hosts Bayer Leverkusen
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(133)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears accused of lip-synching. Manager: "She's singing on every song, basically, when she has the ability to sing. There's no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time." Tag is for...well, you know
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 49th birthday to the wife of the legend who taught an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. Here she is explaining how that great hero named Kevin Bacon first asked her out
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(39)
 
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Pope Francis implores people to seek peaceful resolution with ISIS as he.... wait, what did he say? Attack ISIS? The Pope said that?
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(145)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of faking cancer and scamming thousands from donors arrested as she tried to board a plane bound for Chicago so she could appear on Dr. Phil
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Mon August 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(72)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Journalist attempts to go undercover in a prison. After Russia, China, Hong Kong, Laos, Japan, Jamaica, Sweden, Norway, France, and the UK say no due to safety, he's finally gets into an American 'concentration camp.' One guess as to who runs it
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(101)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Chris Christie goes dancing in the Hamptons; damage estimated in the tens of millions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis continues to be awesome
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(98)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gwar frontman's funeral includes appearances by Randy Blythe and Jello Biafra, and his cremation on a Viking funeral pyre boat. Damn, that's going out in style
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(28)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
The burglar who ripped off a socialite's "million dollar closet" after she went on TV to brag about it, has contacted the press to complain the items he stole were all fakes. SOMEBODY's gonna have uncomfortable conversation with an insurance adjuster
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(116)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
ARRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr, can I has Tiki bar Renaissance in NYC?
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(59)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis I to visit Philadelphia in September. City officials suggest October since it won't conflict with any Phillies games once the MLB playoffs start
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(38)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies cancel game because they were unable to charge $9.75 for a small soda
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Disney cancels American Idol Experience
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(35)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Robin Willams' family and friends are having a small service for him in the San Francisco area and would like the media and others to respect their privacy. So for the love of FSM don't send your drone out to take pictures of the service
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(29)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
And now, a long-distance dedication being sent out to Oslo, Norway: here's Casey Kasem with "Put My Feet In The Ground Already"
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(19)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Iraq vet claims Six Flags denied him entrance because of the patriotic, pro-Marine shirt he was wearing. The shirt, by the way, was just a picture of an assault rifle with the phrase "keep calm and return fire" below it
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Fri August 15, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Notre Dame destroys any chance it ever had of joining the SEC
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(43)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
A new Dallas ordinance stifles free speech rights of democrats
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(90)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Deputy Mayor of "Death to Jews," France insists the name of their village means nothing and should be respected
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(97)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top competitive gamers are as doped up as Rob Ford and Tour de France racers
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient wine cellar with many of its jars still intact discovered. Immediately deemed site of the next Fark party
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, you know those cute little bracelets your kids are making? Ring the cancer alarm
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(60)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Marvel has decided to take care of all your Dancing Baby Groot video needs
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(40)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
The game that got so popular it cancelled its own Kickstarter
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Non-smokers don't get the whole smoking thing, judging us as disgusting humans with a disgusting habit. The idea of choosing to trash your health, your looks and your bank balance for the sake of a stinky little cancer stick does not make sense"
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(76)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Attention Fark hypochondriacs: if you have an itch that won't go away, it's probably cancer. Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Due to the U.S. troop withdrawal in 2011 and the rapid advance by Islamic militants, Iraq has been declared a humanitarian crisis. You know who to thank
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(209)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. While the police state blossomed in Ferguson last night, Barack and Michelle Obama were wining, dining, and dancing at an A-list party on Martha's Vineyard. White House tweets: "A good time was had by all"
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(184)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
You can't cuss on the boardwalk in Maryland's Ocean City, but you can dance half-naked with a stripper's pole
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Live feed from Ferguson as police advance on protestors and order reporters to stop recording
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(812)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's only two surviving airworthy WWII Lancaster bombers fly in formation together for the first time in 50 years
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(37)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Mrs. Doubtfire sequel likely canceled after Robin Williams' untimely death. Weekend at Bernie's III, however, may be a go
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(70)
 
(Intel News)
 
 
 
Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel
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(70)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Australian finance minister hikes gas taxes in budget, says it won't hurt the poor because so few of them have cars
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(12)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Just how segregated is Ferguson, Missouri where an unarmed black teenager was shot on Saturday? Well let's just say it's been a "powder keg" of racial imbalance for decades. Here's a by-the-numbers breakdown that will light your fuse
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Market Basket to employees: Last chance to get back to work or you will have "abandoned" your job. Workers: *crickets*
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spirograph + pancake batter = tasty flapjack art
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(15)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Government workers are fat, lazy bums that abuse work from home allowances, therefore Marissa Mayer is a genius and there's a penguin in your telly
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(63)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tennessee judge rules that the state has a valid interest in telling gays they can't marry because that will increase the chances of straights having sex
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(218)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
DNA-sequencing of routine blood tests could find cancer tumors so early they could be removed before they cause any trouble. But technically, still no cure for cancer
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(23)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey town to spray grape flavored chemical fog to scare away birds. Scientists say it's made from a mix of Nerds and Jolly Ranchers, distilled grape juice, fermented Dimetapp, and a scoop of Big League Chew and Kool Aid
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(73)
 
(WTAQ Green Bay)
 
 
 
Spokesman says Wisconsin DOT is not installing speed bumps, it just sucks at road maintenance
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent takes the stage in Toledo and tells the crowd, "The Toledo Blade hates you. They hate me. They hate freedom." Fark: His appearance was sponsored by the Blade, who paid him $50,000
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come for the newest sanction as Russia bans the import of American chickens. Stay for the fun fact that most all chickens raised and sold in U.S. get a big bath in chlorine
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(69)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Long story short: All these fancy gimmicky razors today just don't cut it
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but perhaps you'll remain fully aware and cognizant as your aging body slowly and agonizingly destroys itself. Yay, science?
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(13)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Xstream Cleanup volunteers in the Illinois and Iowa Quad-Cities area filled 937 trash bags full of cigarette butts, food wrappers, cans and other items, grabbed 237 tires, 14 appliances, 13 pieces of furniture, 29 televisions and 10 mattresses
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(83)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A group of idiots gathered to hold a seance 200 feet from where Sharon Tate was murdered. The seance took place inside a home, and all the candles wound up causing the fire alarms to go off
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(28)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity responds to Twitter trolls with the brilliance and wit you'd expect from a leading conservative pundit. Just kidding, he goes full butthurt teenage girl
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The worlds of classic rock and electronic dance music collide after Billy Gibbons announces ZZ Top is working with David Guetta. This will not end well
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(31)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever
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(33)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy fights off alligator in attack. The next day, news reporters mistake the casual banter of a child filled to the gills with morphine and Demerol with heroic nonchalance
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Michael Bay's ruination of another beloved franchise--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles--is #1 at the box office with $65 million, guaranteeing a sequel. Guardians of the Galaxy is #2 with $43 million, with the Twister remake Into the Storm a distant #3
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(104)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals take their first step towards becoming the only NFL franchise to both host and play in the Super Bowl at the same time
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Rosanna Arquette, who is NOT the subject of the Toto song and hates when being asked if she is, but no one cares because the much hotter Cynthia Rhodes stars in the video. BONUS: Patrick Swayze is the dancer in the red jacket
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Goodman sings Jailhouse Rock. From a jail cell. With dancing prisoners and cops. God I miss the Roseanne show
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(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"These days we only really encounter mime in street performances, but its roots are as a high art"
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(20)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sun bathing in a landlocked state can be dangerous--the UV rays can burn your skin and cause cancer, there's Sun-Ebola, and you spend half your day dodging pickup trucks trying to reverse over you in your driveway
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Sat August 09, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey, you over there. Fancy pants. Don't be a single-malt scotch snob. Blended whiskies are often just as good
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(140)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of dancing in the seat of his tractor with his genitals exposed. He was probably just looking for a hoe
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, for the paltry sum of three quarters of a billion dollars you can own the largest contiguous ranch in the US complete with 510,000-acres and all that comes with it
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(91)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disneyland visits plummet after price raise. Just kidding, attendance is higher than ever
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(37)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
I like my women how I like my cars; fast and high maintenance... How about you?
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who received money after lying about her and her son both having cancer said it was a misunderstanding and she "jumped to conclusions" but NEVER asked anyone for money. Except when she did
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(21)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pancreas, gall bladder - they all look the same when you're elbow deep in some patient's guts
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(20)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hi, Ms. Atwood. I know it's your son's wake and all, but we just found out he was gay. In that case, the church is going to go ahead and cancel his funeral
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(166)
 
(Newnan Times Herald)
 
 
 
Elementary school bans birthday cakes, cookies, fruits, vegetables, rice, water due to students being allergic to damn near everything under the sun, and whatever's left causes autism, cancer and/or low self-esteem
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(70)
 
(Maryland Community News)
 
 
 
Water Utilities 10 years ago: "We need to save water. Install high-efficiency toilets and washing machines." Water Utilities now: "You're not buying enough water. Enjoy your new maintenance and infrastructure fees. And a 9 percent increase in rates"
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(138)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to Dance to Jimi Hendrix... mildly Not safe for work
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(33)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Your team is second worst in attendance and you are unwilling to spend money for a winning team. Clearly the only way to turn things around is to tear out a bunch of those unused seats. Now, we'll see you all in the World Series
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Playmobil Joy Division, complete with Ian Curtis's epileptic marching dance
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(8)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza chef Chris Bianco praises state of American pizza, particularly rise of high-quality artisanal ingredients unavailable a generation ago. "I mean, shiat, back in the day, I begged somebody to grow arugula for me"
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(66)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek, whose last two shows were given swift, merciful cancellations, is joining the cast of CSI: Cyber, which sounds like something goth teenagers were into back in the late 90s
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(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Insurance company gets $21,000 worth of terrible advertising and bad publicity
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Double amputee soldier from Georgia, seriously injured while serving in Afghanistan, sets a world record for planche push-ups
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(8)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(RTT News)
 
 
 
Having bought 45% in 2012, Walgreens steps up to buy up the remaining Alliance Boots, says they're a great fit
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What gives "Two-Buck Chuck" its unmistakably complex nose and velvety piquancy? Maybe it's the rodent blood
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(125)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ultrarunners discover performance-enhancing power of mid-race alcohol. "My hip flexors were really tired. I thought I'd have to walk the next 30 miles, but I had my flask with me and at about mile 25, I thought, time for a bourbon and Coke"
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann finally slips her last sprocket and slides completely off the rails as she calls for confiscation of private land along the US border, and a tax rate of 100% on all money transfers or remittances to solve the immigration crisis
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sanctions cause one of Russia's largest tourism companies to fail leaving nearly 27,000 Russians stranded abroad with no return tickets home. Either that or Putin has commenced a VERY stealthy invasion of Europe
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(62)
 
(kitguru)
 
 
 
A major phone manufacturer finds that one of their suppliers is using child labor. Due to their "zero tolerance" policy they: c) reduce orders by only 30%
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(26)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Under Obamacare, college kids can stay on their parents' insurance and get mental health care they need. This is clearly a scheme to eliminate craziness as a factor in mass shootings and take our guns away
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(47)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
What if you could only buy guns in two places in Alabama, which are surrounded by protestors who sometimes kill dealers, and you have to learn about the links between firearms and cancer before buying?
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(444)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and there goes the postseason chances for the Pittsburgh Pirates
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(55)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Should I let my husband marry his dead fiancée's ghost?
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(76)
 
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Pregnant women who are already anti-vax now refusing routine pre-natal vitamin shots that provide their fetus with trace substances mothers can't manufacture on their own
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A human-like shape with a matching shadow and appearing to stare into the distance of the lunar landscape has been sighted on the moon" (pics)
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(44)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chanceless catchers
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newspaper that brought down a President publishes a self-absorbed column on motherhood featuring the words "powerful pregnancy crotch sweat." Somewhere Woodward and Bernstein are rolling over in their graves
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(110)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"What I tried here was a visionary balance for the community. It wasn't all about trying to create any kind of military machine or mind-set..." says police chief who acquired two Humvees and two APCs for his staff of four full-time officers
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(137)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grimes and McConnell share fancy verbal smackdowns at Fancy Farm picnic
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(38)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that a limo company that she booked a deal with using a coupon would cancel her ride and take a full paying customer instead
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
European gardeners forced to buy collision insurance before they are allowed to use ride-on lawnmowers on their own property
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(38)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
No, Slate, [ SPOILERS ] is not Marvel's next big franchise
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(57)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
A crowd of 109,318 watched Manchester United defeat Real Madrid at Michigan Stadium on Saturday, setting a record for the most fans to see a soccer game in the United States
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(57)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apartment maintenance worker enters your home and digs through your stuff? Seems legit. No crime committed here, Mr. Citizen
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(110)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence breaks up with her boyfriend. Calm down, you still have no chance
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Killers lyric "Are we human or are we dancer?" named the weirdest song lyric ever written, beating out everything written by Frank Zappa
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(146)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You already know all 12 of these tv shows that came back after cancellation. Don't bother clicking. Besides, it's a slideshow
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seven fair and balanced alternatives to popular commie websites
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(62)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
To the left, an article about why "Fancy" is the 2014 song of the summer. To the right, a bunch of dudes in jorts and high tops explaining why no good music has been made since 1996
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(110)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson pulls device that causes cancer & cancer
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson gets ripped a brand-new orifice live on air by a news anchor who points out that his views on immigration violate the tenets of his own Christianity, and quotes the old and new testament to prove it. What the Fark: a FOX NEWS anchor
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(178)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your new global warming term: 'nuisance flooding' from high tides - which has increased 325 percent in the city of Norfolk. Surf's up in your backyard
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(116)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN anchor to Fox Nation: "You willfully ignorant f*cksticks." OH SNAP
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(192)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon and Tom Hiddleston have a serious bromance going on
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bluetooth-enabled smart shoe vibrates to give the wearer directions, teach white men how to dance
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a Democratic US Senate candidate trying to appear authentic to voters in Georgia, maybe hiring a PR firm out of San Francisco to help with the libsplaining isn't the hottest idea
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(74)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McDonald's responsible for employees in franchised restaurants. McDonald's doesn't like this ruling. NLRB is lovin' it though
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(30)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Wildlife "sanctuary" under fire for pimping out animals for parties, including alligators to put in your pool, so that your kids can swim with them. Owner claims nothing wrong with it, or dressing like Hulk Hogan in drag
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(25)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning auditions for Dancing with the Stars. Bonus: a Wes Welker jig to Rocky Top
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To help scientists find a cure for cancer, man pushes a sprout up a mountain with his nose
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(36)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently using your own property how you see fit is absolutely horrible and should be stopped at all costs. Yes, it's in San Francisco, how did you know?
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(228)
 
(e commerce)
 
 
 
USPS has 190,000 delivery vehicles, and 142,000 of them will reach the end of their life expectancy before 2017. Price of stamps to rise to 75 cents in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(43)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. has created the Harry Potter Global Franchise Development team, which will work with JK Rowling to ensure that The Boy Who Lived will always have some kind of film in the processing stages. ACCIO CASH
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(16)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While low-income families desperately waited for assistance, CHA held back millions of dollars in subsidies, all so they could write their name on the moon with a giant laser
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura wins $1.8 million in defamation suit against Navy SEAL's estate, figures this win will give him the financial security to have time to bleed
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(291)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insurance Company: "Sorry 16 year old kid with cancer, but we're not paying for your dentures because you can live without teeth. Next"
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(96)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New letters show that, despite outward appearances, Lincoln was actually every bit as nervous a public speaker as Obama without his teleprompter
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(74)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Orkney dig dispels cavemen image of ancient Neolithics, who created complex integrated society that displayed impeccable workmanship and who saved even more than 15 percent
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Lobster to use fancier plating of the same food in hopes of becoming "fine dining for the middle class". Yes, that's the joke
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(52)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For yet another year, you have missed your chance to compete in the Northern Ireland Bog Snorkelling Championship (pics)
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(10)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Hello officer, I'd like to report that I think this meth I've been smoking is laced with something. Any chance you can take a ride over and check it out? Great, see you soon
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time in 40 years Mediterranean anchovies are thriving in UK waters. Fishermen, pelicans, pizza lovers celebrate
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(60)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"As the death toll from Ebola rises ever higher and the incurable disease is found in an airline passenger, a dance tune called 'Ebola in Town' is supplying the soundtrack to the fast-spreading deadly new plague"
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer player scores goal from his own half of the field against Manchester United after spending the offseason kicking 50-yard field goals at Denver Bronco practice facility (vids)
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(29)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Possibly the greatest advance in water balloon technology of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(69)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
M. circinelloides can develop drug resistance two different ways, either stably through permanent mutations or transiently through reversible epimutations
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cruise line: Do you want traveler's insurance? Family: No. Cruise line: Are you sure? It's $4,000, no refunds without it. Family: We're sure. Cruise line: OK, here's your tickets. Family, two weeks before cruise: OMG WHY WON'T YOU REFUND OUR MONEY?
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(178)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
In a decision so outrageously wrong that even the ancient Romans said "AH, HELL NO" to in their time, Governor PerfectHair plans to give National Guard soldiers the powers to arrest people
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(334)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will the #3 take both races this weekend? Does Gordon stand a chance to win the race he won 20 years ago? It's the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway (1:00PM ET, ESPN)
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(543)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Muscle memory gets some fancy scientific validation. Subby even typed this without thinking
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(34)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alexander Siddig, best known for portraying genetically enhanced Dr. Julian Bashir on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, joins the cast of Game of Thrones. And so does Jonathan Pryce, but he was in a crappy Bond film
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(112)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After investigating for three years, aviation authorities say helicopter crash was caused by "failure to maintain clearance" near mountains. In related news, flying into a mountain makes you crash
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(25)
 
(Past Horizons Archaeology)
 
 
 
NEWS: Scientists find an ancient settlement in Sudan. FARK: It's 70,000 years old
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(90)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WWE champion Daniel Bryan stops burglar at his home. The thief is expected to get 5 to 10 years in abeyance
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(70)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free
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(152)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Turns out International travel insurance isn't all inclusive in case of horrific Mexican ziplining accidents
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're an older lady and you want to make a few nice gestures for the kids in your community, it's probably not a good idea to start anonymously leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of girls to whom they hold an eerie resemblance
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(78)
 
(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pope Francis heads down to the cafeteria for lunch with the regular workers. In other news, there's a Vatican cafeteria
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police are beginning to start the early processes of maybe kind of opening a process in which they possibly consider the notion that there might be a slight chance, maybe, that prosecuting teenagers for sexting is a waste of resources
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out the ancient world was terrorized by tyrannosaur gangs straight out of Chompton
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Guest: "Do I get to say anything here?" Hannity: "You had your chance...You didn't say Hamas is a terrorist organization. Goodbye"
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(184)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ten of the most iconic Dodge performance cars of all time
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(39)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stan Lee cancels Comic-Con appearance due to laryngitis. Must have been all those speaking roles in the Marvel Movies
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police confused after porcelain dolls are being left on the doorsteps of girls they hold an eerie resemblance to
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(118)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chuck Knoblauch's inductions into the Twins Hall of Fame canceled after he's arrested for beating up his ex-wife. Too bad you didn't play in the NFL, dude
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(39)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boy with cancer only asked for birthday cards for his birthday. Win: Receives more than 30,000 of them
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(22)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover ancient astronomy lab in northern Peru
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(29)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, Western Civilization: Now that we've legalized same sex-marriage and are decriminalizing pot and society has not imploded, can we please address the illegality of prostitution? Thanks in advance, Everyone
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(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo promises to hit a home run for a cancer patient, hits two instead. Take that, Paul O'Neill
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're an artist, it's one thing if you manipulate bees to build trippy-looking beehives inside plexiglass. But do you really need to bring a handful of bees to your face so you can purposely be stung during a performance?
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(16)
 
(Eurosport)
 
 
 
Manchester United brazils the LA Galaxy
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(69)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The government finally cracks down on stanced and hellaflush cars. Fark: The Quebec government
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(93)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's over a hundred in Phoenix today, so the local news station does the only reasonable thing and anchors the show from a desk made of ice
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brain tumour leaves woman thinking everyone sounds like a Dalek. No word if doctors can EXTERMINATE the cancer
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What does a 20 percent chance of rain REALLY mean?
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(134)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A young goat attempting to balance on an inflatable chair? I kid you not
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(9)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Who knew that moose drool was such a miraculous substance?
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(17)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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(78)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Obama cancels Jimmy Kimmel show appearance, says it's not wise to do a comedy show in the middle of two international crises. In other news, Obama thinks Jimmy Kimmel's show is comedy
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(76)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(56)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Let's see if Fark can make a 5-year-old boy with inoperable brain cancer feel better on his birthday
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(12)
 
(The Meta Picture)
 
 
 
Sick of the abysmally slow service in restaurants now? Comparisons of surveillance footage taken ten years ago, and now, shows the real reason. (Look in a mirror, you foodie twats)
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(163)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Idris Elba is canceling the apocalypse again as King Arthur
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out US Senator's Obamacare lawsuit, noting that he can't prove he's been hurt by getting help to pay for health insurance and that just believing a law is illegal doesn't make it so
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MSNBC contributor points out media's biased coverage toward Israel; promptly has all future TV appearances canceled
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(232)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime slapped with £1m Insurance costs
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent's show canceled over "racist and hate-filled remarks," or what was otherwise known as "The Ted Nugent Show"
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(132)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When grandpa busts a move on the dancefloor just beware of flying crutches
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(10)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Williamsburg hipster voices suddenly cried out in terror, and suddenly ordered a grande double mocha chip chai decaf soymilk Frappuccino®
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From deep in the heart of Russia, Snowden wants to rally hackers "to spur development of easy-to-use technologies to subvert government surveillance programs around the globe" that Russian agencies couldn't POSSIBLY want to use themselves
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(44)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vice President of a company that just got approval to build an apartment complex with separate entrances for rich and poor people said poor people should just be grateful to live near rich people and shut up
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(94)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In 20 years, most new cars won't have steering wheels or pedals, will program their allegiance only to Skynet
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(66)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Attention: Dear Leader orders immediate removal from interwebs of Chinese video highlighting his dance moves
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(20)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Two new patients have been cleared of HIV. Still no cure for cancer, but damn if this isn't a great achievement
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(40)
 
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents a T-shirt that can never get wet. 25 colleges unexpectedly cancel Spring Break
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The following loss takes place between the 15th stage and 16th stage of the Tour de France
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(18)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tokyo to San Francisco in 83 seconds includes the best view of a sunrise you'll see all week
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(14)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dealing a serious blow to their postseason chances, the San Diego Padres trade their closer to the Angels
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(20)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southern California deaf couple and their children "SWATted" by gun-wielding deputies after acquaintance sends hoax message over Skype... from Australia. No word on payback involving Dingos, Lord Humungus
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(75)
 
(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Fair board turns down proposal to make condoms available back in the livestock barns, says 4-H projects getting out of hand isn't responsible for the spike in teen pregnancies
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Google considering turning NYC public payphones into wi-fi hotspots, dramatically increasing users' chances of getting infected...with something
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(28)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Split Infinity Radio)
 
 
 
TFer's friend and fellow Internet DJ is dying of cancer, and we're doing a fundraiser music and gaming marathon to raise money to help defray expenses, starting July 18th at 9:00 PM PT/midnight ET. Tag is for donors
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(17)
 
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco join Tinder to meet beautiful women, using quite possibly the greatest pickup line in Tinder history
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate the birthday of Martha Reeves with some dancing in the street, Motown style
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife told me we never had kids because she was barren from cancer. As she lay dying, she told me she'd taken birth control for twenty years and had two abortions. I swear this isn't fake"
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(344)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Long lost, returning TF'r... did this give me the power to see into the future? As a financial analyst, I should have done this long ago
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(21)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Shanghai residents overwhelmingly support controversial trend of public square dancing
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(26)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You smokers are really killing yourselves... and not just from lung cancer
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(116)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In NFL news, the Santa Clara 49ers officially open their $1.2 billion new stadium, located 45 miles south of San Francisco
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(89)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stuart Scott's ESPY speech from last night. Tag is for the fact that he's still kicking cancer's ass
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know if any of your ancestors committed WWII war crimes? Now you can as UN opens secret archive on WWII massacres, murders, torture to public
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(83)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Inspiring story of a man who, after being diagnosed with terminal cancer, fought through the disease and became a hero in France on his racing bicycle. It's not THAT guy, it's another one
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(11)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"Want to attract the ladies with your dance moves the next time you're at a club? Apparently, it's all about the right knee, according to researchers who used motion-capture technology to film men dancing" (w/ explanatory vid)
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arena Football League stalwart franchise Orlando Predators forgot to renew OrlandoPredators.com. The obvious happened, and visitors now see Orlando predators
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(21)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Treatment derived from cat poop parasite fights cancer with body's own defenses
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(13)
 
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Lance Stephenson blows into the Charlotte Hornets
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The government bans one E-cig flavor, and 200 more pop up in its place. No word when Mint Anchovy Cheddar, Kimchi, Roquefort Anise, or Hobo Crotch will be out, but TFA includes Nutty Squirrel, so nothing's out of the realm of possibility
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(145)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Titus Young - yes, that Titus Young - arrested on felony battery charge day before court appearance on other felony charges
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(21)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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(6)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, how successful was stock market performance after 2000 days of Obama? Republicans forced to admit it's a lot of bull
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(56)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Archaeologists say massive elephant ancestor once roamed free in North America where early inhabitants found it intimidating, delicious
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(22)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
So how close did Giancarlo Stanton come to hitting a ball completely out of Target Field? About 5 rows of seats close
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(50)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
S.F. Giants ban "culturally insensitive" clothes at AT&T Stadium. Which in San Francisco is anything that doesn't include rhinestones, feathers, Spandex
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(36)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Scientists use MRI to measure precisely how a woman's butt moves when she sits down. Cancer can wait for this one
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(15)
 
(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Military fiancee finds a totally not fake letter disparaging soldiers on her windshield
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(126)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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(22)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast's latest customer retention policy: one free Spanish Inquisition with every cancellation attempt by phone
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(247)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Citibank becomes the latest financial behemoth to buy its way out of criminal liability for the mortgage meltdown by cutting a 10-digit check to the DOJ
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(96)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Fark are things getting expensive: Adidas pays $1.28 billion for Manchester United kit ("jersey" for you yanks)
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oldest case of Down Syndrome discovered in France, with the remains estimated to be about 1,500 years old
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(91)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants become the first MLB team in history to have their catcher and pitcher each hit a grand slam ... in the same game
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Argentina soccer fans channeling their inner Vancouver
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(49)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cancels Sam and Cat, paving the way for Jennette McCurdy's eventual porn career
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(190)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your etiquette guide to summer vacation-house sex. Biggest takeaway: if you are the noisiest, then you must make pancakes in the morning
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: You have a 1 in 50 chance of being molested by a priest
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(124)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
First it was satire, now it's a hoax, and tomorrow the story of Orange is the New Black being canceled will probably be libel
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(46)
 
(The Smart Set)
 
 
 
Why do some languages sound more beautiful than others? German speaker says his native tongue isn't ugly, but Danish certainly is, and sticks up for American English especially when spoken by likes of CNN anchor Bobbie Battista
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(81)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Roberto Orci has not yet been confirmed as the next director who will continue running the Star Trek franchise into the ground
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(75)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korean advances to World Cup final. Most Glorious Exalted Leader Kim Jong-un has already scored 32 goals in the first 2 minutes over the capitalist dogs
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(28)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With 2/3 of the season finished and 6 different winners here in the past 6 years, who has the best chance tonight? It's the Iowa Corn Indy 300 (8:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(231)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rain cancels the taste of Chicago, sparing thousands from having to try and stomach Chicago-style casserole and hot dogs that don't even have ketchup on them
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(121)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Remember how antioxidants were supposed to prevent cancer? Yeah, about that
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Canadian high school student files complaint over a sex education class that teaches only abstinence, saying it is a "slut shaming course" that comes from a foundation of religious ignorance and fear
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(98)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you take your car airborne 100 times and there is a 1% chance each time of a fatal wreck, what are the odds your cell will have a south facing window?
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(44)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Outrageous: Some CEO just signed an employment contract where he's guaranteed $118 million no matter how well the company does. Oh, a basketball player? Cancel the outrage
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In latest use of headline that must be an F-key on most reporters' keyboards by now: "This surveillance bill puts our hard-won freedom in peril"
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(22)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Smelling farts may prevent cancer
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(50)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA governor Corbett strikes a balance with his line item veto by managing to piss off everyone
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(56)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're going to hold up your news script while live on the air, it might be a good idea to check the doodle your co-anchor has just scribbled on the back
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(40)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Getting a vasectomy could get you cancer
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(48)
 
(Star 101.3)
 
 
 
San Francisco residents eager to shake their batons at Castro district's cocked and loaded cop
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(12)
 
(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to start your own blitzkreig, here's your chance
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(39)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(16)
 
(Total Frat Move)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in marketing and promotions, chances are there will be an opening in the Chicago White Sox organization in the very near future
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(31)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Okay, so Carmelo Anthony has 129 million reasons to re-sign with the New York Knicks, but this strip club offer of free lap dances for life should seal the deal
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(6)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If a 29-year-old male singer went on stage every night and danced around in his Superman skivvies and decorated the stage to look like a giant Thomas the Tank Engine track, there would be nowhere to hide from the ridicule"
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(110)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Silly phishing scammers, Virginia EZPass isn't advanced enough for online billing
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(19)
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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(77)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Geckos may use electricity to stick to walls, help lower your car insurance rate
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(11)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Study finds that being patient at the plate doesn't correlate with scoring more runs. Sorry, Terry Francona
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett's Alzheimer's Disease is getting worse, forcing the author to cancel a planned appearance at a Discworld convention
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(98)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Arctic Monkeys, George Michael and more named as part of 'aggressive' tax avoidance scheme
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(28)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter's friend is a pancreatic cancer survivor. Now he's raising money to help fight this plague. Help if you can, drink a beer for him if you can't
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(5)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Douchebags who take photos of their food for social media are pushing chefs to put more effort into visual appearance than taste
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(94)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Congress: You guys at the VA need to add brain cancer, lung cancer, and migraines to the list of things you cover for Gulf War illness. VA: Fark You and if you ask again we'll put you on a secret waiting list
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(117)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sirius/XM may stand to lose tens of dollars after Opie and Anthony fans threaten to cancel their subscriptions
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(153)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Decades before creating the triumphant anthem 'Nothing's Going To Stop Us Now," Jefferson Airplane was ushering in San Francisco's Summer of Love
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(38)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail plans to give George Clooney a chance to set the record straight regarding their completely fabricated story
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(26)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China and India ignore age-old territorial whining, and start re-kindling their old economic bromance
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(11)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith responds to internet rumors he wrote a fake script to Batman v Superman: "C'mon, kids... No major studio would let a guy like me near their franchises"
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(37)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
World Cup teams that forbade players to have sex didn't advance past the round of 16. Apparently it's harder to score when you aren't allowed to score
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ah summer, the official silly season when it comes to news. As the financial community takes a well-deserved break the hunt for news can often become a desperate one. Ideal conditions for the savvy press officers out there"
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(6)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Some Dan Draper)
 
 
 
The most groundbreaking, revolutionary, advanced, bleeding edge, pioneering, exclusive, unique and best headline ever
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(21)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Convince your dad that "Fancy" was a CSNY 'Deja Vu' b-side. Here's your proof
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(8)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Police kill cop-hating cow that tap danced on their car after fleeing from a Wal-Mart parking lot
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remains of a long-lost temple "dedicated to a supreme god" have been uncovered in Iraq. Archaeologists on the team that discovered the edifice say that, with any luck, they'll have awakened some unspeakable ancient evil by fall
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(127)
 
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Can San Francisco succeed where New York failed? It's the soft drink Prohibitionists' final showdown
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(16)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The shocking thing about the financial collapse is not that Wall Street excesses pushed us into the worst economy crisis since the Depression. It's that most of the aftermath happened while a Democrat was in the White House
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(43)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Majority of Canadians' financial strategies boil down to "inherit some money from someone at some point"
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas cost-cutting program qancels 4000 jobs
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(3)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor who spent $5 million during the primary season is suddenly made aware of campaign finance laws saying that has to refund any donations marked for his general election campaign since he won't have one
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(55)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Magic Mountain roller coaster riders get the special "tree branch on the track" experience
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(53)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(The Moveable Fest)
 
 
 
Justin Lin talks about the four-hour-talk it took to convince Vin Diesel to come back to the Fast & Furious franchise, but only after looking at Vin's Dungeons & Dragons collection
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(48)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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(368)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giant penis declared "monumental in size." But enough about subby, check out this ancient graffiti
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(33)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask Pennsylvania's health department any questions about fracking. Best not to mention cancer clusters either
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
GOP selling "I Miss W" t-shirts to help aid you in identifying complete idiots at a glance
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(175)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember, everybody. Mining is evil and represents gluttonous corporations raping and poisoning the earth. Unless Harry Reid wants to sell his ranch to a mining company, of course
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(63)
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Not News: Drunk guy uses hotel fire hose. News: Water from hose causes extensive damage with 500 guests evacuated. Fark: Water believed to have sparked fire in electrical room. WTFark: Sci-Fi convention cancelled (subby was there)
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bureau of Land Management rings bell and decides to go second round with Clive Bundy. Militiamen reportedly tightening their tinfoil hats while pledging allegiance to the second amendment
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(198)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists have found a way to slow down the aging process.... In flowers. But there is still no cure for cancer
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(22)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for an end to work on Sundays. Unless you're in the restaurant or retail industries, of course
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Researcher doing legitimate legally sanctioned medical marijuana research fired by legislative Republicans
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(53)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
A civil rights group that advocates on behalf of sex offenders are suing cities in California over ordinances that ban them from places. In other news there are groups that advocate on behalf of sex offenders
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(109)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KeiRRRRa Knightly says she's neveRRRR going back to the 'PiRRRRates of the CaRRRRibbean' fRRRRanchise
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(67)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
Need some new tunes for this holiday weekend? Subby's co-worker just dropped this brand new hot jam: It Takes Two (K-Funk's Melodic Club Remix) - Download now for FREE and START DANCING \o/
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these vintage pole dancers
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Germany eliminates France. This is not a repeat from 1940, 1915, 1870, 1815...you get the drift
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(31)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most patriotic July 4th beer? Anthem Golden Ale, which honors Francis Scott Key
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(15)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The science behind sparklers, to give you something to think about this evening when you're dancing around with eight of them and giggling like a little girl
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(6)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Photoshop this running romance
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sad: Veteran dies after waiting 30 minutes for an ambulance. Fark: He was in a VA hospital's cafeteria, 500 yards away from the ER. Sad tag grudgingly defers to the Fail tag
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(139)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Two ugly-ass snow leopard cubs make their first public appearance at the Akron Zoo
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(16)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe releases a music video. Yes, he's dancing. Yes, He's singing. No, I don't know why
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're reading this on Fark, you should probably be paying more for health insurance
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(23)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists stop working on wasteful projects like searching for a cure for cancer or creating a clean, renewable energy source to focus on real groundbreaking research: figuring out which shape of glass makes beer taste best
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(24)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
BRICS nations take stronger measures against the Dollar with the aim of soon keeping it out of the significant global economies, global trade finance
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(32)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Chicken rescued from street outside a branch of KFC 'not in great condition', although not fried or inside a bucket
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(29)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If France had had a Chinese auto parts market in 1914 or 1940, the world would have been very different today
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(8)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
These urban explorers see one infiltration of Neverland Ranch and raise it by a mothballed fleet of warships and two US rocket testing sites
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(51)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(119)
 
(Chasing Green)
 
 
 
15 Uses for a mysterious substance called "leftover beer"
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(22)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
GQ had a reporter embedded at the Bundy Ranch and the "revolution" was just as derpy as you imagined it to be
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(133)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Rob Ford makes first public appearance since rehab. No word on whether he saw his shadow and we can expect six more weeks of coked up behavior
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(47)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers on ancient civilizations having lots of sex: it was a trap
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(30)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The Donald steps in, says Americans should prepare for 'financial ruin,' a life without or with very little bacon
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Throat cancer has contracted Jamie Dimon
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(43)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(62)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Grumpiness is part of this balanced breakfast
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(16)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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(60)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cold case investigators identify Nancy Grace's 40 year old bones
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(36)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox cancels Hieroglyph, a series set in ancient Egypt that didn't even involve aliens or a Stargate
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(38)
 
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
France surrenders to Titan's Penis. Ohh myyyy
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(47)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley is selling his 276 acre ranch in Montana for $1.25M. DIABEETUS
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(96)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Urban explorers snuck into Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch and found the place to be about as bizarre as you can imagine
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(105)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(FIFA)
 
 
 
World Cup 2014 continues today with France vs Nigeria at 12 ET, and Germany taking on an Algeria side, looking for revenge for the 1982 scandal, at 4 ET
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(1290)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a Sears or KMart store of your very own? Well, now's your chance
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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(241)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romo will no longer get the chance to lose the game at the end
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(15)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(85)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
You accidentally back through the garage door. Do you: a) decide not to drive today, b) call the insurance company, c) just keep going and wedge your car between two buildings
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(36)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
*Waves fingers* "Come at me bro, for I am the insect ninja. Let's dance"
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(8)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Denver is becoming the western US' most-advanced mass-transit city through the bizarre tactic of building train tracks to places people actually need to go. You getting that part, California?
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(150)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to star in London production of the play "Speed-The-Plow." Not to be confused with her recent court appearances for speeding while plowed
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(63)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember how in the good old days if you wanted to get elected you just needed to shake hands and kiss babies? Now you have to portray yourself as the last line of defense between voters and a militaristic and out-of-control total surveillance state
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(55)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only way the people of San Francisco will conserve water is if you remind them in a sexy, baritone voice
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(33)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many unnecessary penalties will be handed out today? Will the minor changes from last year's edition prevent the appearance of flying cars? It's Race #1 of the Shell/Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(156)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Midsummer Night's Dream, 1935: Shakespeare's comic romance has everything. High culture. Many great quotes. Beautiful costumes. Jimmy Cagney in tights
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Sexy Schoolgirl 5K' canceled. OH THE HUMANITY
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(68)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
True brilliance in license plate design is now a lost art, A55 RGY notwithstanding
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(120)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How electric fish developed their current capacitance. The research is sure to shock you, try not to resist
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(17)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
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(67)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi will travel to the southern border of Texas to choose her very own Mexican child
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A century later and bomb disposal units are still finding and detonating WWI ordnance. Great photos in link
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his dying wish granted as he marries the love of his life in front of his family in what his brother described as a 'a heartbreaking fairytale' ten hours before losing his battle with cancer. Why doesn't anyone dust in here anymore?
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(64)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Today our orchestra will be performing the Symphony of Strings by Schuman and then Debussy's Nocturnes. But first, we need to invoke the spirits of our ancestors with this war dance
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Latest Reason why Obamacare is a failure: People getting insurance who could not get insurance before. Checkmate Libtardos
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(85)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace informs the father of a missing boy that his son had been found in his basement on the air. His response is epically awkward (with video of what an epically awkward response might look like)
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(204)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man believes that Obamacare causes cancer and demons have possessed Obama. Is he: A) an inpatient at Bellevue? B) The homeless guy down the street with the tinfoil hat? C) the winner of the GOP primary to represent CO 15 in the state assembly?
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That terrible gagging sound you just heard was merely the 'Avengers' franchise jumping the shark after it was announced that Black Widow will ride an electric Harley in the sequel
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(188)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Head of the Club for Growth (of the Koch brother's bank balance) draws exactly the wrong lessons from all their recent losses: "Republicans think too hard about trying to make people that aren't going to like them like them"
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard study confuses 'ready' with 'financially capable'
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Disco clams can't dance, but can get you a PhD in clamology
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If you are in the San Francisco bay area, grab a crowbar
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The sports fan dance that cannot be unseen (Warning: Goggles will not help)
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Tampa Bay Rays take batting practice against a 17-year-old high school girl. Or as the New York Mets call it, a chance at making solid contact
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Diane Sawyer to step down as ABC World News anchor. Opus despondent
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Welfare rancher Cliven Bundy and his gang of militant moochers get top-notch legal advice from "private attorney general"
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An app that lets you auction off the public parking spot you're currently occupying to the highest bidder who wants it? Yes, it appears that San Francisco does have a problem with that
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