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500 headlines found matching 'ANC'
Fri February 12, 2016
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
You're all invited to France's Lemon Party
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why didn't the PBS moderators at last night's Democratic debate use any of their questions to advance Fox News' anti-Hillary propaganda? Fox News asks the question
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(192)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is we may have found a cure for your cancer. The bad news it requires injecting you with black widow venom
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(49)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cleveland officials: "We're waiving that $500 ambulance bill for that boy that was killed by the police. We're cool now, right?"
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(55)
 


Thu February 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports Authority needs a Financial Authority
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(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It has taken so long to cap the Porter Ranch methane leak, that World Series playoffs were underway when it started, and Ben Carson was #2 in the Presidential polls
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New genetic study lets you blame you nicotine habit on *spins wheel* your neanderthal ancestors. And if you feel depressed about how much you are affected by genetic factors you can't control, that's most likely because of them too
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There's a chance some GOP officials may have committed some...light treason...by trying to interfere with last month's Iran prisoner swap
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(235)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Supreme Court tells KS legislature to keep trying on school finance
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(77)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
There's a perfect financial storm hammering the markets today
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post thinks Hillary needs a new slogan and is having a contest. Here's your chance to make a thoughtful contribution to political discourse. Or to share your best Farkism
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(133)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Peeing in a cup for a drug test. New and creepy - giving some fingernail clippings to see what substances you've been on for the last several months
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(53)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Americans with health insurance is now at its highest rate in the past 20 years at 91%. The other 9% still rely on their employee discount in the medical aisle at Walmart
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(59)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco police hold hours-long standoff with Schrodinger's suspect
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(14)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You probably should check with your wife before you quit your day job to become a freelancer who opens up your home to other freelancers looking for free working spaces
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(41)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Sommelier service, that French tradition that translates to 'fancy wine-tasting advice', will now be available for free. In Japan. Provided by Amazon
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(12)
 


Wed February 10, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Dear sir or madam: Please remit $500 for services rendered, to wit: The ambulance that took your son to the hospital after our police officers shot him. Sincerely, the city of Cleveland"
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(66)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Sorta want to see: Sonic the Hedgehog film scheduled for release in 2018. Do not want: "will pair a CGI Sonic with human actors, a popular format for family films that has proved lucrative for franchises like Alvin & The Chipmunks and The Smurfs"
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are Wall Street execs who have been measuring the drapes in the Treasury Secretary's office in anticipation of a getting the nod from President Clinton, but thanks to Sanders, Cruz and Trump there's 0% chance of that no matter which party wins
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(32)
 
(Classic FM)
 
Video
 
Naked ballet dancers ingeniously censored by flying drones. Cleverly impressive (still not safe for work)
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(9)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Federal safety regulators rule that the navigation system of a self-driving car can be considered the car's driver. Still no word on if insurance companies will deny potential accident claims as acts of deus ex machina
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(102)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Rubio on reason for poor debate performance: I went into that debate in the hopes that Republicans didn't have to attack one another, everybody would hold hands and sing and puppies would fart rainbows
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(54)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Fox knows that they have all your money already this weekend with Deadpool. But they figure that there's a good chance you'll earn more, so shut up and give your future earnings to Deadpool 2
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP flunky emails Financial Times columnist, threatens to pull advertising if she doesn't retract snide, biased comments about Meg Whitman's recent speech. Response: snide, biased takedown of said flunky
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(23)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
County Council report about the Department of Transportation's performance during the Blizzard of 2016 delayed. Because of snow
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(7)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are 540 perfectly synchronized robots dancing to celebrate the Chinese New Year
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(7)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Key & Peele visit Stephen Colbert and show off some of their favorite excessive celebration dances from the stars of the East/West Bowl
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(16)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Just about anything with nipples can get breast cancer
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wolverine's healing factor beats cancer for the fifth time
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(24)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tot Mom is back - Nancy Grace seen salivating
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(131)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Daniel Gerson, co-writer of Monsters Inc. and Big Hero 6, dies of brain cancer at age 49
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(29)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this routine maintenance
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lionsgate blames ISIS and "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" for the underperformance of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2" forgetting to mention the asinine trend of splitting one book into two movies
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(102)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Television's funniest sitcom will air its 200th episode later this month, featuring guest appearances by Adam West and Christine Baranski
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(127)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not one, not two, but THREE different Big Game beer delivery trucks get stuck making the same exact turn in hilly San Francisco. With "get out and push" pics
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(27)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security now combing the Bay Area for unlicensed Super Bowl merchandise, immediately confiscates 500 Brancos and Ponthers jerseys
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(65)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
School District: Congratulations on qualifying for the Regional Finals in Indoor Track, with the chance to go to the State Finals. However, because the Regional meet is in Baltimore, we won't let you go
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(17)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
At least five skiers Czech out after being caught down under avalanche
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(19)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You can now take a trip down BSODs past with a tour of the Malware Museum at the Internet Archive: "It offers a catalog presentation of ancient viruses, letting users re-live their effects within an internet browser, although without any danger"
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(37)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
No, that ancient Greek statue is not holding a laptop. It's more of a tablet really
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(26)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the winner for best male performance in a death scene is...this guy
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rich people have gone full "Shut up and take my money" with Uber as they pour money into special Uber investments funds set up by Morgan Stanley and others that provide them no direct equity in Uber, and no disclosure of Uber's financials
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 8-month-old sea lion wanders into a fancy restaurant, curls up in a booth, and goes to sleep
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(30)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: "No, judge. I'm begging you. Please do NOT under any circumstances let me out of jail before trial." Literal, exact quote. Literally
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(278)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter attempts to disrupt Vandal Savage's finances in an attempt to weaken the immortal (CW 8ET)
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(142)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
My other evolution-enhancing monolith is also a Porsche
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the husband cometh into his wives chamber, he must entertain her with all kind of dalliance, wanton behaviour, and allurements to venery
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Irish footballer Mark Farren dead at 33 after aggressive brain cancer. To restate a long-stated opinion, fark cancer
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(6)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember how the BBC and Chris Evans said Top Gear would be "totally different" and unlike the previous series? Well, that's because Matt LeBlanc will be there for you as co-host. *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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(114)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Clayton Kershaw says the lack of a DH in the National League "makes for a better game." Most likely because he gets a chance at three or four more strikeouts every game
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(109)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Legal rape advocacy founder cancels worldwide meetups because he could not guarantee the safety of attendees
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(331)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: When burglarizing an apartment building, do not sign into your Twitter account from the front desk computer under the surveillance cameras
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(24)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Creation Museum aims to triple in size, irrelevancy
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(200)
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Florida Panthers have advanced to Super Bowl 50
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge population of endangered lions have been found in Ethiopia. Researchers promise stronger safeguards by isolating the area, using 24 hour surveillance, restricting Minnesota dentists' travel visas
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(47)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
If you write stuff about Tesla on the internet and Elon Musk doesn't like it, he'll personally cancel your Tesla order
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(41)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What happens to your social media accounts, email and online finances after you die? The Florida Legislature is trying to figure it out
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(35)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Fancy an Andy Murray tonight? - Forget Cockney - a guide to Scottish Jockney Rhyming slang
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(3)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry & Wells encounter a meta-human named Tar Pit, and Kristen Bell makes a guest appearance on iZombie (CW starting @ 8:00). On Agent Carter, Peggy and the SSR make discoveries about Hollywood star Whitney Frost (ABC @ 9:00)
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(240)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers announce cancer breakthrough involving killing infected cells by getting them addicted to drugs. Say they'd have done it earlier, but they had to turn the pancreas into a bad neighborhood first
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uh-oh: Financial titans including JP Morgan CEO Jaime Dimon and Warren Buffet have been meeting in secret to...create guidelines to encourage companies to focus on sound long-term growth instead of short term profits? Oh, right, carry on then
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Ted Cruz appear sane and well balanced, Michele Bachmann (R-eally Tired) goes into conspiracy theory overdrive, with President Obama starring as the Antichrist. Again
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(176)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Game project canceled after developers blow huge amounts of cash on booze and strippers, and then waste the rest
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(137)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
You think your kid's school entrance exams are tough? Palo Alto middle school kicks boy out after seeing the results of his DNA test, parents' Buick Riviera
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(51)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bret "The Hitman" Hart promises to piledrive prostate cancer into submission
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Birth of a Nation wins Sundance. This is not a repeat from 1915. Although it is a pretty good trolling of the KKK
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(52)
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
The man who owned the Google.com domain for a full minute before Google Domains canceled the transaction says that Google gave him over $6000 for his trouble, then doublee it after discovering the man was planning to give it to charity
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese police arrest 21 employees of the country's biggest online financial business, who seem to have sold $7.6 billion worth of investments that don't exist
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(36)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"There's certainly no question that more people have jobs and more people health insurance." "Chris, don't interrupt me," Cruz snapped
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(230)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian headline: Terry Wogan, veteran BBC broadcaster, dies of cancer aged 77. Daily Mail headline: Immigrants are taking our cemetery plots
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(35)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Voters in Virginia Republican primary will not have to pledge allegiance to the frat
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(59)
 


Sat January 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Slummy mummies' who wear pajamas in public while taking children to school should expect their husbands to cheat, according to Daily Mail writer who asserts that in France the moms primp themselves to look sexy and flirt with the headmaster
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(167)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Yeah, gimme a shot of that fancy cognac you have over there, would you?" "That will be $1000, sir." *spit-take*
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(105)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The most remote inhabited island in the entire world is looking for a farmer. "There's a pub, cafe, dance hall, swimming pool, and tourist center on the island to enjoy"
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(59)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors win franchise-record 10th straight game, or sixth straight game in American
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(8)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kid's Table Debate may be "Wait, who is that guy?"s best debate performance ever
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(21)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
A woman, her dog, and their six legged freestyle dance. Very smooth moves
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Babylonians may have been better than you at calculus or worse than you at drawing rectangles
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(21)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You know something is really weird when even the Japanese think it's weird: Take for instance these "business shirt underpants"
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(30)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Bloomberg reports FBI investigation of Hillary is more advanced than thought, and could be "cataclysmic for Secretary Clinton if Senator Sanders is still alive", forgetting what tactics Hillary can Foster when cornered
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(406)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Lawmaker proposes bills to forbid HIV+ people from marrying, sanction "gay conversion therapy" and forbid schools from referring students to mental health counselors on an issue that "pertain[s] to human sexuality". Because Jesus apparently
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(135)
 
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Apparently, pretending to be an exotic dancer when cashing fake checks isn't cool
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now, a sober and serious celebrity PSA on testicular cancer. By, uh...Deadpool
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Last Land Rover Defender rolls off the line after 67 years of production, killed by strict new limits on exhaust emissions. Because everyone knows that the leading cause of wildlife fatalities is lung cancer from 4x4 pollution
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(54)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Caption this meeting between one of the most powerful men in the world and Pope Francis
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(46)
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The history behind the Irish Coffee has a lot more San Francisco and a lot less Boston than you might think
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some dude is hanging around Sundance pretending to be Bradley Cooper and apparently it's working. What celebrity could you use to score tail?
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(182)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Commentary on half-time dance. Come for the Squeegee Maneuver, stay for Driving a Stick Shift with Both Hands
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(6)
 
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
There are only a few certainties for the NFL going forward: the Browns will always suck, extra points will always be boring, and 30 seconds of super bowl ad space will cost more than a luxury home in San Francisco
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(21)
 
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Construction crews unearth ancient mammoth bones beneath Oregon State football stadium end zone. Experts believe they were stomped to death by ancient ducks during some prehistoric civil war
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(17)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
They just do it better in Florida: The woman who sued Casey Anthony for defamation stole a cancer patient's credit card
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(14)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
All the Celtics needed to turn their franchise around was a scrappy former college coach from the middle of nowhere who still gets ID'd when he goes to bars
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
54 million Americans - one third of the work force - are involved in freelance, self employment or gig economy work. In other words, all creative ways of saying they majored in music or art
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The chance of a full blown U.S. recession is now at 18%. Which is exactly the same percentage of people who saw their life savings in 2008 fully blown
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(40)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man faces deportation because immigration officials now consider ballroom dancing a sport, not an art
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(43)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
So much for Dennis Wideman's Lady Byng Memorial Trophy chances
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(52)
 


Wed January 27, 2016
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Fool Ranch Dildito Thread 5: Ammon Bundy gives stand down order, asks followers to pack it in. UPDATED link: 3 more have surrendered
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(2199)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wembley looms large for the clubs on Merseyside. Can Klopp and Martinez engineer defensive performances worthy of a final appearance or will Stoke and Manchester City ruin the party. This is YOUR League Cup semi-final thread
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(181)
 
(The Tab)
 
 
 
PETA argues your Canada Goose jacket isn't just pretentious, it's giving you cancer
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(20)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
FBI has given the remaining Branch Dildonians until 4 AM local time to vacate Malheur. Live updates in link
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(1645)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dumb and Dumber as Oscar nominee...So you're saying there's a chance?
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(18)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Twitter decides to show avalanche of ads only to its 'less productive' users
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(20)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
I feel like I'm dancing on air
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(12)
 
(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter is actually not cancer-free. FARK cancer
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(77)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Representative Mia Love brings forth one of the most common sense pieces of legislation ever presented to Congress. Sadly it doesn't stand a chance of passing
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(112)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Sundance: Daniel Radcliffe's farting corpse movie prompts walk-outs
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coxless Crew rows from San Francisco to Australia in nine months. I repeat, this crew has no cox
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bronies and Furries to descend on San Francisco
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(147)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This year's Sundance will feature films such as a comedic drama centered on an extremely flatulent, sexually aroused corpse and a documentary about a reporter trying to uncover the truth behind "competitive endurance tickling" in the US
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(28)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Having already made two appearances as Bernie Sanders, Saturday Night Live decides to let Larry David host the show on February 6th. That decision is pretty....pretty good
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(21)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute for Advanced Studies reports that alcoholics are responsible for the majority of the industry's profits. Who'd have thought
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today would be Warren Zevon's 69th birthday. His musical legacy lives on as a gift to us all. Here's a 1988 performance of Lawyers, Guns, & Money on the David Letterman Show
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(49)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pope Francis strikes out at internet trolls; "Access to digital networks entails a responsibility for our neighbor whom we do not see but who is nonetheless real and has a dignity which must be respected." Hope he doesn't see the politics tab
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(87)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
More than 90% of Americans have health insurance because of Health Care Reform. Thanks, Obama
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(299)
 
(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before giving a real estate developer the go ahead to start demolishing an old building, you may want to check first to make sure it doesn't have any historical significance. Ya know, like maybe the birthplace of the Bill of Rights
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(73)
 


Sat January 23, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Obama plans to use the Pentagon to overhaul the government's security clearance system. Meanwhile, Microsoft hustles over to the Navy IT section with another patch to Windows XP. True fact
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(16)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
New sci-fi show Killjoys bears some resemblances to Firefly, but don't worry, it's already been renewed for a second season
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(51)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
FDA warns of potential danger of 'male enhancement' gum. Which finally explains the nickname "Bazooka Joe"
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(55)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Veteran with one leg and suffering from brain cancer straps plow blade to his off-road wheelchair and clears sidewalks near school
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What do you mean what I did was uncool? Did you see how many views I got on Facebook? OK, yeah, the area I was snow boarding has been closed for six years and the avalanche I created could have killed folks, but hey, the views were totally worth it
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(61)
 


Fri January 22, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Heroes which was cancelled then "reborn" then canceled again might be "reborn" again
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(55)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, this is going to be a shocker: Ted Cruz' story that Obamacare took his family's insurance doesn't seem to match up with any actual facts about health insurance under the ACA
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(109)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why a bunch of 'em fancy learnin' words in one of 'em shiny word holdin' thingies ain't gonna change no Trump supporter's mind, nosiree Bob
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(31)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
After having crews busy making snow in Central Park all week, NYC Parks Department cancels winter festival due to impending snowstorm
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(42)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL plans U.K. franchise in 6 years. Which is pretty ambitious considering it took them more than 20 years just to get another team into Los Angeles
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP has reached the acceptance stage of grief regarding Donald Trump
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RNC ditches National Review for going after their Golden ManChild
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(55)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Google Street View takes you 1,600 feet up Mont Blanc ... that must be one big-ass pen
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(17)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis supports Catholic foot fetishists of all genders
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(14)
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Men arrested for dancing may have been "spinning" their "rifles." That's probably not a euphemism. Probably
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Those poor ranchers whose mistreatment by the Gubmint sparked the wildlife refuge takeover? They are the only one out of 30 local ranchers who use the Refuge that the FWS has ever had trouble with-and they have a nasty habit of making death threats
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(141)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Just a few weeks from that special day.. the three of you with an actual SO can tell the rest of us what you make when celebrating Valentine's day with a quiet night in. Here's your chance to show off. Share recipes to the right
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(98)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why you should go to an engineering school, or at least date an engineer: CNC pancake maker
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(10)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Chancellor and military diver
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(38)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican offers assistance and a place to stay to a homeless woman who gave birth on a piece of cardboard just outside St. Peter's Square in the middle of the night, say their founder was once in a similar situation, so they feel obligated
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(50)
 
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Scientists who could have been working on flying car perfect artificial pancreas instead, which is OK too I guess
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Top Democrats want Nancy Pelosi to stick around till 2018, as the transfusion of new blood has yet to arrive
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
And this is why you don't leave your keys in the ambulance
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(19)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR head Brian France decides to implement a chase format in the Xfinity and Camping World Truck series, since everyone just loves what The Chase© has done to the Sprint Cup series
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(76)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In the end, Lemmy was done in by prostate cancer
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(43)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France honors Michael Keaton with its highest acting medal of honor: "capable of taking on the most diverse of roles, from the most tragic to the most comical, sliding from one to the other without ever running out of breath." Just like Jerry Lewis
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(39)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry considers coming clean with Patty while the team hunts a man who can slow time (CW 8ET) Later, on Agent Carter, Peggy is assigned to the west coast branch of the SSR where she has investigate a unique cold case (ABC 9ET)
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(299)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lost city found in the Honduran jungle. Drunken American college students already en route to assist in awakening the ancient evil slumbering within
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(15)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
American Breed singer Gary Loizzo dead at 70 from cancer. A pioneer of the Chicago sound, his band had one hit with "Bend Me Shape Me," but it was his work with Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Bad Company that made him a legend
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(28)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giant rift opens between GOP factions, resulting in the reappearance of Tasha Yar and a militant Starfleet at war with the Klingons because the Enterprise-C didn't sacrifice herself at Narendra III
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(97)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nancy Drew: The Mystery of the White People Butthurt
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(123)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are you old enough to remember when gas sold for less than $1/gal? No? Well now that sanctions have been lifted on Iranian oil exports to the West, you are about to be
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(416)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking warns everyone that the biggest threats to humanity are now coming from science and technology that is becoming too advanced; we could be overrun by self-replicating nanites in a matter of days. DAYS, PEOPLE
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tonga is the most obese country in the world where 40% of the population has Type 2 diabetes and life expectancy has fallen to 64 years. And the main cause is a cheap, fatty kind of meat imported from New Zealand: Mutton Flaps
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Russell T. Davies, but if it wasn't for him the BBC would have canceled Doctor Who back in 2009
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(35)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Adore your penthouse view? The higher your floor, the lower your chance of survival from a heart attack
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(54)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Spain's Supreme Court has decided cops will now have to wait until their shift is over to get blind drunk and pay way too much for a lap dance at their local strip club
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(17)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
President Obama shows interviewer the things he carries in his pockets daily, including a rosary from Pope Francis and a Buddha figurine and Hindu statue given to him by supporters. Conservatives: OMG Muslim president worships Buddha and monkey gods
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(255)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oil falls below $28 a barrel after Iran sanctions have been lifted
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(50)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boston mobster Enrico Ponzo who posed as an Idaho rancher is now set to go on trial. Apparently, authorities became suspicious after learning there was an Idaho rancher named Enrico Ponzo
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(50)
 


Sun January 17, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Obama proposes revamped unemployment insurance program that will surely be embraced by business, Congress, and the abyss
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(28)
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police fear serial killer dubbed The Pusher is on the loose in Manchester and has killed 85 people by tossing them into canals
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(139)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iran meets requirements of non-proliferation deal, international sanctions lifted
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(157)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wellness is mandatory. Are you feeling well, worker? Insufficient wellness will be punished by termination of insurance. Trust the Insurer. The Insurer is your friend
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(192)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cancer's not finished yet, striking ESPN NFL analyst Chris Mortensen
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lemmy, Bowie, Rickman and now Dan Haggerty of Grizzly Adams fame. Fark cancer
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(91)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs punishment for its role in the financial meltdown is so harsh that bonuses may be affected
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(20)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Vancouver, B.C. police seeking information on three men seen videotaping the entrances and exits at Pacific Centre Mall
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(123)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sometimes a man's got to do what a man has to to get money for his son's cancer treatment - which in this case is dressing up as a woman and selling flowers in the Beijing Metro
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(37)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Child asks his dad for advance on his allowance. Dad responds by writing a rejection letter from The Bank of Dad
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(79)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's official, the RNC is trying to destroy the Donald's campaign. What? Destroy him? In his moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances
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(87)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Group of children known as "Freedom Kids" appear at political rallies to praise the leading candidate's nationalistic vision through song and dance. This is very close to a repeat from 1933
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(452)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Thanks to the generosity of people like you, thrift stores are bursting at the seams with outdated clothes, uncomfortable furniture and useless appliances
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(129)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since Obama's SOTU speech, Conservatives are against curing cancer
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(144)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Despite recent poll shakeups 538 predicts Hillary has an 83% chance to win Iowa and a 57% chance to take New Hampshire
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(128)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
100 drones in the night sky dancing to Beethoven's "Symphony No. 5"
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ice Age 6 canceled mid-production
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(31)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Heroes Recanceled
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(58)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Pope Francis losing popular support among Catholics due to his annoying habit of practicing what he preaches
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(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The ranch in the Badlands where Teddy Roosevelt once lived and where he developed his love of the West that would later spur his conservation efforts, including founding the National Park System, is about to be turned into a strip mine
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(126)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary doubles down on Chelsea attack. Manchester United scorned, but vows revenge
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(705)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Fark cancer. But first, let me finish this surgery
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(44)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama offered to help Joe Biden's family financially when son quit work due to illness. History's greatest monster
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(76)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
If your guidance counsellor had really been on the ball, you could be working as a surprisingly well-compensated cow fart smeller, Barbie Doll dress designer, face feeler or professional line-stander today
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(10)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Common food additive found to cause cancer... wait CURE cancer. Fark it, I give up
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder doesn't see the need to ask FEMA for federal assistance 21 months and 4 days into the Flint water crisis. Why rush these things? It's just tens of thousands of kids with 3x the healthy blood lead level and they don't even vote
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(165)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
This just in, consumers don't like being spied on by their car insurance companies. NSA and Google facepalm, and your Fitbit looks longingly at your company's wellness programme
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(43)
 
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
It's official: Governor Matt Bevin is dismantling Kynect, the health insurance exchange that covers 500,000 Kentuckians. Why? Because, fark you
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(261)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
1906 San Francisco earthquake leaves no survivors
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(51)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
FIFA ethics committee informs Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini of the grounds for their ban from the sport. Apparently they're being booted for using PEDs. "Performance Enhancing Dollars"
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(10)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
TarpMan's new novel features good ranchers, bad gubmint, guns, killing, cannibalism, guns, killing, the Constitution, a rampage against raw milk, and a cowboy lynching a mayor. And guns and killing
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(288)
 
(Billboard)
 
NewsFlash
 
David Bowie dies following an 18-month battle with cancer. The music world mourns
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(949)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked Portland violinist loses claim that cops infringed on constitutional rights by interrupting his solo performance outside federal courthouse. "The judge said Mglej's nudity didn't advance a specific message, so it wasn't protected"
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(30)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China cancelled its One Child Policy because ratios of male to female hit 117 to 100. In Sweden the ratio is currently 123 to 100
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(73)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists discover four 110-million-year-old eggs laid by chicken-sized dinosaur in ancient nest, are absolutely unconcerned about what happens next because they consider Mothra a myth
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Herbie Hancock, Al Jarreau, Hugh Masekela, Marcus Miller, Guillaume Perret, Dianne Reeves, Wayne Shorter and others in concert
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(1)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this instance of having too many Firefox tabs open
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Birds of paradise are neater than you, more attractive than you and way better dancers than you
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Football fan sues San Francisco 49ers after he and his service dog are sacked
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(23)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
China sends in its heavy hitters to defend their dominance over the South China Sea Islands: Cute flight attendants
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(61)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Person of Interest may be canceled due to a lack of persons interested in watching
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(87)
 


Sat January 09, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Over 800 sex offenders live in Tampa, most clustered in one neighborhood, so city to pass ordinance banning them from said neighborhood
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(161)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anchovies: does anyone like them?
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(288)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
English man in a spot of bother in the loo. Not very chuffed. Send assistance straightaway. Ta
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(44)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First trailer for J.J. Abrams' new time travel TV series where James Franco looks stoned during different eras
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(66)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton made more from 12 speeches to big financial firms in two years than most Americans will earn in their lifetimes. And what were the contents of those speeches, dear readers? No one knows, per the NDA's
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(251)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Get your fancy tie and wizard hat on -- Final Fantasy IX is coming to the PC, takes LV hours to beat
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus takes time out from his busy schedule of appearances on food items to photobomb an ultrasound
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(51)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Here's your Smart Pregnancy test
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(44)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists using new class of sound wave to safely manipulate stem cells. Say they got the idea from listening to Justin Bieber, whose songs cause cancer
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you buy a Groupon for lip enhancement at a clinic in Thailand, expect to get your money's worth
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dartmouth/MIT study of federal tarmac-delay rule finds it eliminated delays by replacing them with cancellations
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(45)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Cornelius told deputies he stole the edible panties for his fiancée, having just proposed to her at Walmart
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(59)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
So it begins: left in the wake of Lyft and Uber, San Francisco Yellow Cab Cooperative considering filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy
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(72)
 
(NextShark)
 
 
 
Phase 1: Buy Lakers tickets on StubHub for $195. Phase 2: Kobe announces retirement three weeks later; same tickets now go for $1500. Phase 3: Sorry, we're canceling your order (link updated)
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(62)
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Using the world's largest telescopes, researchers have discovered ancient cold gas clouds larger than galaxies in the early universe
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(15)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cancer rate drops 33% if you don't have any ancestors
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Financial Accounting Standards Board repeals a 2007 "Alice in Wonderland" rule that let troubled banks claim huge, but completely imaginary profits on their earning statements. In other news, somebody, somewhere, once thought this was a good idea
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(29)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ambulance provides one-stop shopping experience
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(24)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cow literally dances for joy and shows gratitude after being freed from tiny stable
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the message has been lost in the frontier gibberish of dimwitted militiamen and a dysfunctional ranch family, the federal government has historically engaged in a massive land-grab in western states
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(368)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Study shows aspirin may decrease risk of death from prostate cancer. Just remember to insert them one at a time
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New study finds that 63% of Americans are living one surprise $500+ bill away from "financial disaster"
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(367)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans draft bill that would prohibit state and local governments from enforcing executive orders or Supreme Court decisions that are "not in pursuance of the Constitution"
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(129)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
"Making a Murderer" is a big hit for Netflix, but Nancy *Stopped Reading Right There* Grace says the real miscarriage of justice is that Netflix made it to begin with
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(217)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Artificial pancreas at end of clinical trials meaning no more needles for Type-1 diabetics
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(19)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Axl Rose pulls out of Jimmy Kimmel appearance, citing no reason other than he was out of cake
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Smith thinks it's terrible his Independence Day character has been killed off, doesn't believe Earf has a chance in the sequel
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(120)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People who don't understand fungibility would rather pay $1800 to the IRS for no insurance than $2100 to an insurance company that covers nothing, completely ignoring the fact that insurance that covers almost nothing now only costs $300
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(211)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Downloading child porn is bad enough. Doing so AFTER you know you're under surveillance is all kinds of stupid
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(73)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Ukraine bans Russian food in retaliation for sanctions, claims it's a bunch of borscht shiat
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you lose your driver's license for drunk driving in France, there's still one car that you can legally drive on the roads. But you won't WANT to
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(90)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Five dead American car brands that deserve a second chance to rewrite their auto biographies
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(84)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want their theme song to be written by Henry Mancini?
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(25)
 


Sun January 03, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pro: Indian mechanic invents new car that runs on substance that costs 2p to make. Con: substance includes very dangerous dihydrogen monoxide
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(71)
 
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
"As awareness has spread of the Western custom of daytime drinking, it probably makes [Japanese people] have less resistance to it"
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(104)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One moment you're lying dead drunk in the street on New Year's Eve and the next thing you know you're a Renaissance masterpiece
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(48)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a massive conger eel dancing to jazz. What more could you want?
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(18)
 


Fri January 01, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mötley Crüe play their final show as a band, announce DVD release of their final performance
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(82)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Weinstein, eminent Renaissance historian and WWII veteran who rocked long-held assumptions about 15th-century Florence and opened new frontiers of Renaissance research that Ren fest types have yet to explore, is dead at 89
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(22)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Lydon talks about his days playing with Donnie Wahlberg and Joey Fatone, and how he never knew the truth about bandmate Lance Bass
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(43)
 
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
When there's so much rain you're forced to cancel the annual Duck Race, perhaps it's time consider another pastime. Ark-building, for instance
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As they steadily lose territory, leaders, influence, and funding sources, ISIS has apparently begun prepping for a "final battle" with the West. You know looking at the key match-ups on offense and defense, I gotta say I like the West's chances
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(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hospitals vary on how they determine brain death. Although most still stick with the traditional guidelines of unplugging a patient as soon as their medical insurance runs out
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(32)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago police to get new toy with which to harass minorities for noncompliance
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(87)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 most-ordered hangover foods on New Year's Day. Now, who wants some chocolate chip pancakes with Subby?
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(9)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan recommended Margaret Thatcher get herself prepared for discussions with the Soviet Union by taking a page out of his foreign policy manual, which was a thriller written by Tom Clancy
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(133)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The cure for cancer is in your own hands
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(33)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Delicious chain restaurants and why you should never eat at them. For instance, you should never get pizza at Papa John's because the founder is Batman. Wait, what?
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, if you're gonna get robbed by SOMEBODY, it might as well be by a high-priced stripper gang. "You're going to be left with a zero balance on your credit cards. Zero credit line. Just for being annoying" (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(64)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
San Francisco is looking at criminal charges against Justin Bieber for the "promotional graffiti" that has plagued the city over the weekend
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
8-year-old battling cancer for the second time got to meet Tom Brady for Christmas, reportedly almost made Bill Belichick have an emotion
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(13)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Architect designs actual underwater cities with giant tentacles, Cthulhu can be seen nodding his approval in the distance
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(50)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
How Rule 34 took down an auto insurance company mascot
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(84)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For a mere pittance of $10 million you can own this mansion in the Bronx built for Jesus
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Hey, that's a nice $11 million insurance settlement you've got there. How about I pay you $1.4 million for it?" "Sounds like a deal, man. Let's do this"
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chances are you're gonna be screaming at someone at 2:59 p.m. Let us know how that turns out for you
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(45)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man hypnotised during comedy show suing comedy club after he broke a leg during a performance, also wishes he could stop making annoying chicken noises
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(55)
 


Sun December 27, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Oh, for I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, and danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings. One of the last Tuskegee Airmen has left us
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(44)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
To the disappointment of all three viewers, Meredith Vieira's daily talk show to be canceled in March
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(21)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rand Paul participates in the airing of grievances. Plans on challenging other candidates to feats of strength
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(26)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "All atheists go to heaven"
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(380)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mother of the little girl who shared an emotional moment with Hillary Clinton slams Donald Trump, who claimed the entire thing was a staged performance
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(122)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben Carson blames The Washington Post for letting his campaign staff know of mass firings before he even had the chance
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(105)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. economy grew at 2% over the summer. Which means that the nation's economic performance is now somewhere up around 2%
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(29)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Kathie Lee Gifford has cancelled Christmas, so let us speak no more about it
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(59)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thousands descend on Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well, where a man's a man and the children dance to the Pipes of Pan, to mark the Winter Solstice
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(102)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is that if you're getting government assistance, don't mention to your caseworker that strangers donated more than $15,000 to you on your Go Fund Me page. "I'm just trying to provide for my daughter"
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(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The chance of DraftKings and FanDuel continuing business in Illinois has just become a fantasy
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(39)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"MHSAA introduces concussion testing pilot programs, insurance." Maybe it's just me, but if you've got a concussion I don't think you should be flying a plane
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(12)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
China finds strange substance on hunk of cheese, figures it's still okay to ship
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(30)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Doctor points two wildlife tracking cameras at the sky, posts his home's GPS coordinates on the Internet for aliens to find and just happens to capture ironclad proof that flying saucers exist and want to visit Earth's capital city of Clancy, Montana
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Koran pages discovered to have been written within 13 years of the Prophet Muhammad's death, long before revisionists wised up and edited out that annoying parrot
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(73)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What do you do with surveillance footage of people breaking into your restaurant? Turn it into a brilliant ad campaign
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com co-founder Daniel Taggart goes back to jail after going to the workplace of his 15-year-old victim. Still claims he was just trying to expand his database
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(147)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most holiest of days is upon his. Happy Festivus, everyone. Air your grievances to the right
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(131)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you attend a Ted Cruz rally, there is a good chance that it will wind up turning into some sort of bizarre Christian evangelist prayer rally full of threats and brainwashing
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(206)
 
(The State Journal)
 
 
 
KY Republicans file bills including: Make the poor pay for drug testing, public assistance, and regulating "erotic matter"
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(71)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Face dancing" is hottest social media craze this week. Who knew that would happen
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(57)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Resistance is futile as AB InBev assimilates yet another craft brewery
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(59)
 
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frozen entrance
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(27)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
There's overdoing Christmas lights, and then there is "still paying off my power balance from last year"
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indigenous Amazonians change their ancestral ways to save forests, secure free two-day shipping
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(15)
 
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Want to live longer? Screw the exercise, get yourself a better set of ancestors
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(32)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Last call for downtown Anchorage's Sleepy Lady Brewery
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(15)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reason No. 614,815 why getting drunk and dancing with Christmas trees is a bad mix
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(7)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
It is not a question of if, but when one of these teams commits franchise suicide by giving Dwight Howard a max contract
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(42)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
If you're not bingewatching "Low Winter Sun", here's your last chance at futuristic gun-less kung fu life is at hand. Season Finale of "Into the Badlands", AMC, 10 ET
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(40)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tim Roth explains how he ended up starring in FIFA-financed flop United Passions. "I had two kids in college so I had to make a decision and it was probably poorly judged, but once you make that decision you have to follow through"
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(69)
 
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Federal law says if an ambulance takes you anywhere but the hospital, it's just a taxi and the company doesn't get paid. Emergency responders would like to change that
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(97)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump defends his political bromance with Vladimir Putin
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(97)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
MSNBC cancels announced post debate coverage of 3rd Dem debate; presents Lock Up: Extra Tight Extra Hard instead, cuz news is hard
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(90)
 
(Arizona State University)
 
 
 
The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter takes a super high res updated version of the Original Earth rise shot from Lunar Orbit, peace on Earth to all mankind
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(25)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother complains about class field trip to see Santa, so the school cancels it. Other parents stage a walk-out and take their kids to see Santa on the day of the planned field trip. Happy holidays, indeed
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(262)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drinking coffee now tied to a lower risk of death. Apparently people who can afford to go to Starbucks every day can also afford to pay their health insurance premiums
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(10)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Another "ancient human" ancestor hoax. Difficulty: dated older than the earth
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(32)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FDA proposes that skin cancer be available exclusively for adults
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(33)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So you think Mother Teresa was a saint? Think again, Francis
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(324)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your airplane has a better chance of crashing into a turtle rather than a drone
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(93)
 
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Teen hacker scams $150,000 from airline passengers after they fall for the old "your flight was canceled, send more money to rebook" trick
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(21)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Critic who gave The Force Awakens a negative review wasn't prepared for the death threats and accusations of "ruining the movie" from Star Wars fans who have more emotional investment in a dull science fiction franchise than Star Trek fans
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(160)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious named the most mistake-filled movie of 2015. Though that whole movie franchise was one giant mistake
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(59)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
If spending eight hours walking counterclockwise around the oldest traffic circle in Virginia while wearing earbuds playing Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" isn't performance art, then I don't know what is
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(71)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Dance like no one is watching
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(9)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need a baseball highlight to enhance your week? Australian Baseball League All-Star Game ends on a walk-off squeeze bunt. Small ball, indeed
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(10)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chances of being audited by the IRS is now down to less than one tenth of a percent. Mostly due to budget cutbacks, processing efficiency, the fact that less than one tenth of a percent of Americans still have an income
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(21)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Radical leader threatens to kill civilians in order to advance his political agenda
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(170)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
As the rainforests die out, the frontier of drug discovery shifts northwards to the boreal forests of Canada. And to your pancakes
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(24)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
New Zealand sanctions Pastafarian marriage, sparking fears of sudden influx of Somali pirates
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After 115 years, cigarette maker Imperial Tobacco drops "Tobacco" from its name, keeps "cancer" as in "cancer causing"
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(6)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton judge senses disturbance in Vader case, a presence he's not felt since...
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(16)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Have you had your Star Wars overload movement yet? If not here's some doctors using Star Wars music to detect disturbances in the bowel
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(18)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
SUV crashes into hospital ER, injuring two. On the bright side--no ambulance charge
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(15)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Who's winning the 3D-printed shoe race? You'd hope it would be the one with the best shoes, but given that it's between the marketers of Nike, Adidas, and New Balance, well
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I am extremely disappointed in the filing errors that were made in earlier financial disclosure reports," Senator Bob Corker said about the fraud committed by Bob Corker
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(43)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(Miami Herald Blog)
 
 
 
You play to win the game...hello? Unless, of course, it's the end of the season and you have as much chance of making the playoffs "as Joe Philbin's chances of landing another head coaching job in 2016. Not impossible. But not likely"
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
KHL beats out Gary Bettman, awards expansion franchise to Beijing
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(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
When was the last time recruiters got into a parking lot knife fight over the chance to hire you?
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(64)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A family allowance, it's not such a far fetched plan as one might think. It could actually help expand economic opportunities for the nation's poorest and end poverty
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CBS reveals its New Year's resolution to lose some unwanted weight by cancelling 'Mike and Molly'
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(119)
 


Sun December 13, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Divorcing in 2016? Get your affairs in order first ... then your finances
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(41)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For many fantasy leagues, this week starts the playoffs. Is your team in? Do you like your chances? Need some solid advice on last-minute roster adjustments? Come ask the Fark Fantasy Football experts
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(72)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska Christians fail to reserve space outside of the State Capitol, learning they'll have to remove their nativity scene on 18 December because atheists rented the space through Christmas to display their own Nativity of Tolerance
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(288)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of Star Wars fans who are also football fans went squee with great excitement, and then went silent. I fear something terribly awesome has happened
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Salvation Army branch in Mississippi is burglarized. If there was only some unique way to start asking for contributions
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(24)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
If you had a baby at Santa Clara Valley Medical Center in San Jose, California between mid-August 2015 and mid-November 2015 there is a chance you or your child could have been exposed to tuberculosis. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(14)
 


Fri December 11, 2015
(Guardian Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high maintenance
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(28)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Study: France has better wage growth, cheese, wine than US
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(44)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett in talks to star in Thor: Ragnarok, *possibly* as a character that even Thanos could love to Death
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(37)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Weirdest kid on earth excavates her ancient self to provide music for us LightEaters. Om nom nom
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(26)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Murder can be so stressful. Time for a lap dance
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(35)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Cancel the apocalypse I mean...Here's the trailer for 'X-Men: Apocalypse'
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(126)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "Maybe we should leave Jews alone at this point"
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(47)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin will pay $100 to the first reporter who asks Tom Brady about his bromance with Donald Trump
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 1969: One of the rarer, lesser-known, and earliest videos of Jim Henson on Iowa Public Television demonstrating and explaining how to make puppets, including a cameo from of the earliest appearances of Rolf the Dog
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's check in on Manchester United after dropping from the Champions League. Yep, complete meltdown in progress
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Scuba divers take footage of Royal Caribbean cruise line destroying an ancient reef with an anchor
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(39)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex house speaker Boehner (R) enjoys taxpayer-funded office for five years including three aides with six-figure salaries, postage-free mailing privileges and an office allowance for furnishings. Thank God this doesn't cover his bar tab too
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(56)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a governor, a rapper, an Irish tennis pro, a baseball manager, an Olympian, a sideline reporter and a performance coach walk into a Venn diagram together
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(23)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Four NHL games tonight including the Bruins vs. some team that smells like cheese curds and speaks weird French. Other games include Sharks/Oilers, Penguins/Avalanche and Rags/Canucks. This is your Wednesday Night Rivalry Thread. Puck drops @ 7:30ET
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(131)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia: The problem with Affirmative Action is that it sends black students to schools "too advanced for them"
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(360)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Scientists create new "triple helix" treatment for cancer tumors, hope to create future treatments that also sound like '80s hair metal bands
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(18)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans have already started lining up outside theaters to see the latest installment in the franchise. Never mind they already have purchased tickets, they just want to wait ten days so their homemade Jedi robes smell like unwashed cheese
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(69)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The first two minutes of Star Wars: The Force Awakens "leaked" and it was awful. There was a great disturbance in the force not felt since the Phantom Menace incident of 1999
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(174)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A look at the most advanced 'fighter jet' ever to challenge the America's Cup race in 2017
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(32)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
You will be amazed to learn that the chemicals used to make vaping smell like the body spray aisle at Walgreens have been linked to cancer
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(65)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
When real life resembles GTA: Man steals ambulance as paramedics were unloading a patient, takes it on a joyride, and abandons it at a pharmacy that he breaks into
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(20)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, much to the surprise of this Spanish Wise Man
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(16)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino announces that he's not quite finished milking the Kill Bill franchise for everything it's worth
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(133)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Win the Dance Marathon, and win tickets to the movies. By Dance Marathon, I meant Star Wars Movie Marathon
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(17)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer is slated to get $157.9 million as part of her severance package, if Yahoo is bought out. Her employees will be lucky to get a Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
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(56)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seventeen instances where movies and television were ruined by the presence of bad wigs
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(95)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican candidates from both parties agree: Increased surveillance is necessary to prevent terror attacks
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(75)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police want more of Shotspotter, an audio surveillance system that reported three times as many gunshots as citizens did during trial period, and pinpointed shots' origins within 25 meters
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(162)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Big Ben gets a chance to lead the Steelers against the Colts, led by Matt Hasselbeck. It is a rematch of starting QBs from Superb Owl XL on Sunday Night Football. Kickoff is at 8:30 EST
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(851)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Obama finally take our guns? Is Christmas cancelled? Can Twitter spell "San Bernardino"? This is YOUR Presidential Oval Office Address, 8 PM ET
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(654)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The only way there have been 355 mass shooting this year is if you count all the instances where multiple people were shot and killed at the same time
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(261)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Feeling jazzy? There's no better way to celebrate Dave Brubeck's birthday than to watch this live 1972 performance of Take Five
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Doctor Who season 9 finale was arguably the most satisfying conclusion to a season of the show ever, mostly because Capaldi was awesome as always and the most annoying part of the franchise not named Russell Davies will never return
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Sat December 05, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman viciously stabbed at art show was applauded by patrons who believed they were seeing performance art
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off
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Fri December 04, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Men and women alter a home's bacteria differently, but hers is all happy yogurt good bacteria and yours are flesh-eating issuances from the fundament of hell itself
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(Wolfram Blog)
 
 
 
What is spacetime, really? Apparently it bears a close resemblance to your oldest pair of underwear, only cleaner
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Destroying the Death Star would have created a financial collapse across the galactic empire. Not to mention the skills shortage of soldiers who can't shoot straight
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Thu December 03, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ISIS may be the best-financed terrorist group ever, so apparently what needs to be done to bankrupt it is to figure out a way for them to give A-Rod a contract extension
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Even if they didn't get cancer, eating shark products won't cure cancer any more than me eating Michael Jordan would make me better at basketball"
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. describes Iron Man's motivations in Captain America: Civil War. Apparently, he's totes jelly of Steve's bromance with Bucky
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(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
News anchor finally finds the perfect response for heckler (language Not safe for work)
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After Chinese road crew unearths 2.5-million-year-old peach pits, paleontologists conclude ancient peaches existed before humanity discovered them. "It's something that would have had a fleshy, edible fruit around it. It must have been delicious"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Pouncing carjackers snip circumcision ambulance after violent ambush in east London. In other news: They have circumcision ambulances in London
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
WILL Joe kill Ciampa? WHO will advance past TNA's Round of 16? WHEN will Lucha Underground return? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
American Airlines mechanics performing routine maintenance on 757 discover 26 pounds of Bolivian marching powder stashed inside
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dancing traffic cop and self-proclaimed only reason anyone's ever heard of the state of Rhode Island fired for being a racist. This is not a repeat from last week
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
According to friends, Courteney Cox and fiancé have split
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newly released Clinton emails show that her aides were congratulating her on her performance after the Benghazi hearing where she made Republicans look like fools. DOES THIS WOMAN'S SCANDAL NEVER CEASE?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lupita Nyong'o's performance in The Force Awakens is Bantha poodoo
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