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500 headlines found matching 'ANC'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
UC Davis chancellor placed on leave in aftermath of web-scrubbing effort. University cops only had to pepper-spray her once to get her out of the administration building
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
University of Washington cheer squad advertises 28 appearance requirements, 1 physical attribute for tryout wannabes
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(Oh Gizmo)
 
 
 
To decide if you need smartphone insurance, you need to ask yourself one question: Do I have children?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US sends ancient Buddhist sculpture to Pakistan where it'll be much safer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police lawyer: That video doesn't show my client stealing an expensive gold chain from that victim of police brutality. Victim's lawyer: ENHANCE
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Come for the discussion of dementia-driven popularity of personal liability insurance, stay for the cute pictograms of situations which such insurance would cover
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the superfoods that enhance your uh, remembering thing
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The ambulance industry's first rollover test is pretty impressive
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Help avenge your fellow heroes in the next CoD titled "Infinite Warfare".The subtitle, Steel Man and Eternity Glove armor upgrades, are in no way an attempted coattail ride on a popular comic franchise. No, sir
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
So it turns out that one of the Air Force's most advanced planes and one of its most rudimentary planes make a pretty awesome team
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuela moves to a 2-day work week. Your move, France
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This year's long anticipated epic showdown between Clayton Kershaw and Giancarlo Stanton finally happened. Can dominant pitching beat dominant hitting?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New Jersey law mandates women with "dense breasts" receive a letter describing their breasts in great detail, plus a recommendation to take up pole dancing
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
US Air Force nominates the first Jew to ever become a service branch Chief of Staff. His mother would like you to know how proud she is of his brother the doctor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco Fark Party - May 7th, 7pm - Lefty O'Douls
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Okay, so the new Top Gear might not completely suck. At least the parts with Matt LeBlanc
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS suffering financially. Apparently, the life of a Islamic terrorist isn't as glamorous as it seems
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Aussie vintner unveils "hipster wine" that blends Garnacha, Monastrell and Tempranillo grapes, ironically eschews usual hipster-wine tropes of cloudy appearance, minimalist label and crazy mash-up of obscure grapes
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"107-year-old who danced with president can now fly." Thanks, Obama. UP, UP, AND AWAY
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato cancel North Carolina shows. That's OK, Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels and Ted Nugent need all the work they can get. Same audience, right?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The greatest ever Top Gear car? The Bugatti Veyron? No. The Ferrari TheFerrari? Nope. The Ariel Atom? Not a chance. The Dacia Sandero? Ooh, close, but no
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seeking financial security? Then move to the...Midwest?
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(Today)
 
 
 
Supermom win humblebrag triathlon with claims of hiding a pregnancy to get a promotion, attending all the school events while working full time, and juggling a side business
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 106-year-old woman who danced with the Obamas can't get a photo ID because she doesn't have a birth certificate. "I was birthed by a midwife and the birthday put in a Bible somewhere. I don't know if they even had birth certificates back then"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Y'know that alliance between Cruz and Kasich that is supposed to stop Trump? Yeah, within 12 hours of its announcement the two of them started stabbing each other in the back
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of teen lost at sea hope to find answers to disappearance from his now surfaced iPhone. Difficulty: Literally "surfaced"...after being submerged in salt water for over eight months
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tunisian Company develops a blade-less wind Turbine based on the design of ancient Carthaginian ships that surpasses the Betz Limit of 59% efficiency that windmills are limited to. When reached for comment, the CEO of Exxon said "Cathago delanda est"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump calls the alliance of "Lyin' Ted" and "Not Worth Wasting a Nickname on Kasich" "desperate and sad"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The newest threat in Texas? People claiming to be "doctors of pastoral medicine." However, they aren't trained medical professionals, just members of churches who hold a fancy certificate. But they don't tell congregants they aren't doctors
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Sun April 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Four more today for the NBA, with the Spurs & Cavs looking to advance, and the Warriors and Hawks looking to get back to winning form. First game at 1pm ET, Spurs vs Grizzlies, followed by Warriors vs Rockets, Hawks vs Celtics, Cavs vs Pistons
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
That strangest hockey play you remember...it was probably in a game 6 overtime. With 3 game 6's today there's a good chance accepted laws of society, justice & even basic physics go sideways before we're done. Goonjuice must flow. It all starts at 12pm ET
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Exactly 500 years ago, brave Bavarians got sick of crappy adjuncts added to beer, enacted the German Beer Purity Law. Today, despite resistance from American megabreweries and microbreweries, we're drinking in the benefits
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fearless British comedy pioneer Victoria Wood dead at 62 of cancer. Good night, funnywoman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prince performed a secret, never-before seen concert for SNL's 40th anniversary afterparty. But, thanks to Sweetchuck himself, we can finally watch the epic performance (link updated)
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Sat April 23, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Government canceled your school lunch program? Don't worry, there are plenty of fresh berries and mushrooms in the forest ... near Chernobyl
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. Or if not a vengeance, at least a vexing. No? Would you accept a Vespa? Cause we have one of those
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(NFL)
 
 
 
History says trading up for franchise QB is foolhardy move. But surely this won't be the case for you, Rams and Eagles. Won't be for you
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Chris Stevens' ex-fiancee says Hillary Benghazied her job at Benghazi
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
I don't expect a green light and apologize for the post if any rules were broken, but I am part of a charity event for a local musician who has cancer. If any Farkers in the Huntsville, Al area wish to attend, information is on the link. Thanks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virginia's governor restores voting rights to 200,000 convicted felons in the state who have completed their sentences, which ironically will almost exactly replace the 198,000 poor and minority voters who were disenfranchised by 2013's voter ID law
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The reason why ObamaCare is sputtering and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth are leaving the health care exchanges is because of an inadequately funded policy. Nothing else
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Starfox might still be trapped in the 90s, but that doesn't mean the franchise isn't getting better
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(Salon)
 
 
 
State Department says Israel used disproportionate violence in Gaza, no doubt blinded by the garish ties and ranch dressing
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(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists take a break from their cancer research to figure out why men grow beards. Turns out, it isn't to impress women but to impress other males with their manly manliness of follicular magnificence
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Student gets punched in the head a dozen times by a bully and is sidelined from sports due to concussion protocol. He's also suspended from school for trying to push the bully away. Zero tolerance
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Prince's ten best television appearances
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
So they haven't cured cancer, but those wacky Irish scientists sure know their purple super-spuds and how to do battle with it
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but they can look for it at 36 million frames per second now
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Can a hobbled Nowitzki lead Dallas over OKC? Will Toronto's Valanciunas keep up the pace against Indiana? And can a Curry-less Golden State shoot down the Rockets? Find out tonight as the NBA Playoffs continue at 7pm ET
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Think you hear a Nazgul in the distance? Don't worry; it's probably just a horny bull elk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever worked in an industry, a company or position which conflicted with your personal values? Subby worked in health insurance and is glad to be far away from that now
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
"Journalism has an editing crisis." EVERYBOYD PANC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-dressed Blanchett
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(Penn State University)
 
 
 
Still no flying cars, still no cure for cancer, and the best science can give us is some goddamn robot blueberry picker with shakier hands than a Fark admin at 8 a.m. But science has time to wipe the ass of Big Blueberry, don't worry about that
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Olympic flame for Rio gets lit in Ancient Olympia, Greece for first-ever South American games, hopes are to rekindle what's left of this sad Olympics
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hamlet's castle to host first overnight guests in four hundred years, as one lucky couple will be chosen to spend the night and sleep, perchance to dream
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Famous American Drug Expert, Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. , alias Snoop Dogg, alias Snoop Lion, urges Vancouver to clean up the drugs downtown, criticizes border security
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco says he doesn't regret his disastrous attempt at hosting the Oscars. Which isn't surprising since he still hasn't apologized for making "The Interview"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lowe's discovers that negotiating directly with hospitals and offering surgeries free to their employees is cheaper than going through insurance companies
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Tom Clancy novel: Russian attack submarines are prowling the coastlines of Scandinavia, Scotland, the Mediterranean Sea and the North Atlantic in numbers we haven't seen in two decades
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Rare medieval plainsong unearthed at Norfolk Cathedral behind cover of religious text. Musicologists say it's got a beat and you can do the St Vitus Dance to it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First baseman Mark Reynolds executes a split that would make ballet dancers jealous. Bravo. Ouch
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Stossel "apparently has lung cancer," suddenly notices problems in American healthcare system
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers stunning takedown of North Carolina's bigotry, giving a serious, impassioned speech on tolerance while Robert E. Lee and Abraham Lincoln make out directly behind him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Hollywood, where admitting you're a little gay can get old. Find a new joke, Franco
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Turns out that whole "suffering from a broken heart" thing has some actual medical significance
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Braves have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charlie Villanueva to Russell Westbrook: If you want to dance, go to a nightclub
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bondic® Pro Kit. Like welding, but with liquid plastic and the same kind of UV activator that your dentist uses. Works better than super glue in a lot of circumstances. Now hold my beer while I try this. (Sponsored Link)
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Protip: When planting evidence to frame an acquaintance, do not use your own easily recognizable sunglass case to stash the meth
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Dedication to helping stray dogs destined for the slaughterhouse by founding a sanctuary for them is one thing, spending your entire fortune on it is REAL dedication. Good for this lover of dogs
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Tue April 19, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
1986 in pictures. Cher you're thinking of red-lighting this, but I pity the fool that doesn't do the right thing. It may be Challenging but I think we can reach a Concorde-ance and look at the past that Woz
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver School Board would like to remind its students that 4/20 is not a day off
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Ex-exec of Intuit and Apple and legendary Silicon Valley veteran Bill Campbell dies of cancer at 75: "a really decent man, with little ego and a well of generosity in an industry much in need of it"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Muslim family has gone from dodging ISIS border patrols and Russian bombs while fleeing for their lives in the war zone in Syria, to getting a ride on "Pope Force one" to their new home in the Vatican where they had dinner with Francis
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor: Welcome class to Mountaineering 101, Mountaineering here in Alaska is a very dangerous pursuit where we face dangers like rock-slides, avalanches, and of course ..Bear: OM NOM NOM NOM... Professor: well, that obviously
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders accuses Clinton and the DNC of violating campaign finance laws. Since this is Clinton we're talking about, they probably didn't explicitly violate anything, just got *reaaaaally* close to the edge and it's gonna look bad regardless
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
When Jamie Vardy pointed his finger at the referee on Sunday, the FA pounced on the chance to try and give the Premiership to a proper top club, or at least Tottenham Hotspur
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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Mon April 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Humble towheaded spokesman for President Putin declares income, explains his massive take-home pay -- four times bigger than his boss's -- as just salary, "and sadly I got an inheritance when my father died"
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(Uni Watch)
 
 
 
The Pirates try to bring some fun to baseball with bumblebee throwbacks. Bonus pics of the announcers going full Anchorman
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Millions of bees live on hotel roofs in San Francisco. Obvious tag says well duh, there's no way they could afford an apartment there
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs guy who spurred the financial crisis by packaging garbage mortgages for sale has a brand new booming business: selling garbage homes at outrageous interest rates to people who can't get a traditional loan thanks to the financial crisis
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It looks like the Tour de France may become a MotoGP event
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Sun April 17, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has overtaken Donald Trump in terms of appearances on Sunday talk shows
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning Advanced Cloud Computing for Amazon Web Services. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Nancy Wilson in concert
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sport Chalet is buried in an avalanche of debt and has stopped all online sales and will close all stores
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
What's worse than your baby having brain cancer? Getting the news your baby may also have been exposed to measles while at the hospital
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Sat April 16, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
The Branch Dildonian road show headed to Las Vegas, featuring refusals to enter pleas, offering a pocket constitution to the prosecutors, and Ammon's Oregon lawyer getting thrown out of court for using a cell phone
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(Sotheby's)
 
 
 
Bing Crosby's Rancho Mirage estate complete with 6700 sq ft cottage is up for sale. If you had $5million, you'd be signing the papers right now
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flea doesn't care about the criticism levied at him for his abysmal performance of the National Anthem
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shooting a non-Newtonian substance with a golf ball is actually the coolest thing I've seen all year. It looks like an alien web... and then Cheetos. I don't get it
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kyushu island 7.0 tsunami warning of the day cancelled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At a blazing 8-1, the Chicago Cubs have tied their franchise record for best start after 9 games. Let's see what year was the last time they did...oh lawd
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
More people have gotten arrested over failure to return "Freddy Got Fingered" than have been arrested for the financial crisis
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-Drumpf delegates pre-selected in Indiana in advance of the state's primary
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
NC politician admits he was wrong to vote for HB2. "I have been haunted by the fact that I demonized a group of citizens to gain political advantage and to advance an unjust agenda"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fly ball gets stuck in Tropicana Field catwalk, Francisco Lindor immediately ducks and covers. IT'S RAINING BASEBALLS
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(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nice ranch-style home for sale and the price may be negotiable due to the cat urine, drug paraphernalia and the squatter that police won't evict
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
BABYMETAL rocks America as "Metal Resistance" debuts in top 40 on 4/23 Billboard Album Chart, becoming first Japanese artist to chart there since Kyu Sakamoto and "Sukiyaki"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The guy living in a box in his friend's living room in San Francisco for $400 a month now has to move out. In related news, he spent $1,300 building a wooden box
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
New Star Trek series to be yearly anthology. Season Two to boldly go to Jar-Jar's ancestral homeworld
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
X-Men: the perfect way to reboot a franchise?
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rich guy attempts to change the path of cancer research by hurling a quarter billion dollars at it
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First the iPhone, now Castle Black: Obama wants, and will get, advance copies of 'Game of Thrones' ultra-secret season 6
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Financially troubled Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson certainly has enough money to throw at strippers
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Golfsmith goes after casual golfers in new ads celebrating truly terrible shots. Unfortunately they made the commercial before they had the chance to see Jordan Spieth playing the 12th hole at the Masters
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
If you want to be there in person to see the moment the proud Lakers franchise is handed over from an all time great to a 19-year-old best known for outing his teammate for cheating on his pop star fiance, it will cost you between two and six grand
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett calls the North Carolina LGBT law 'stupid', but he won't cancel any shows there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The rules are stacked against me," is the complaint of: a) Small business owners b) Disenfranchised voters c) The guy whose campaign is built on not following "The Rules"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees explore bringing back ex-slugger Nick Swisher, dumped by Indians and Braves for being overpaid and washed up, as minor-league insurance in case Mark Teixeira gets hurt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator and Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley holds a 70-minute meeting with Obama's Supreme Court Nominee Judge Garland-but only to explain to him why Grassley will never, under any circumstances, give him a hearing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "David Gest Is Not Dead, But Alive With Soul" musical tour has been cancelled because David Gest is, in fact, dead
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Iggy Azalea threatens fiancé's penis live on the air. Well, on the air, she threatened to cut it off. I don't think she was going to do performance art. Though maybe
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany's Deutsche Bank cancels North Carolina plans over LGBT legislation. Man, and there I was looking forward to their live show
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Mon April 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
She was all he'd ever want, she's the kind he'd like to flaunt and take to dinner, but now Tom Jones' lady has passed away. F Cancer/2016
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs will pay $5.06 billion to settle federal charges of deceptive mortgage practices in the years leading up to the 2008 financial meltdown
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Guy goes to dentist expecting to have four teeth pulled. Wakes up naked and totally toothless in hospital after coding twice in ambulance
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reunited ELO holds dazzling four-star concert in Manchester. "ELO's back catalogue has been sampled by the likes of Daft Punk, Common, Cassius and Snoop Dogg - they are no longer unhip"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
By throwing up as many obstacles to voting as possible, you can increase your chances of victory. It works for Republicans and now it's working for Hillary
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi concert over new religious law
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants sign Brandon Belt to a five year $73 million contract. Which should now be enough money to put a down payment on a two bedroom fixer upper townhouse in Pacific Heights
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
With the main series ending on a cliffhanger, fans will have to watch the idiot decision making of Travis and Madison. This season is all about boat maintenance and zombies. Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK surveillance agency on reports that they prevented the leak of one of the Harry Potter books: "We don't comment on our defence against the dark arts"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finance 101: You should NEVER have a joint bank account
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Short-handed Supreme Court may get to decide another presidential election. Only this time, before anyone gets a chance to vote
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so the Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. With real questions this time
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Some reality star named Daisy Lewellyn has died of cancer. A quick check shows that Doug Llewelyn is fortunately still with us though
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, king cobras are shy and will avoid humans whenever possible, but they are fiercely aggressive when cornered." Right, but what if I grab one and sing and dance with it onstage? What then?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that the government won't just let their 6-year-old brain cancer patient son die
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Bernie Sanders' turn toward an increasingly negative, mean-spirited campaign hurt Hillary Clinton's chances against Donald Trump in the fall?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Someone actually is going to jail for financial fraud - 83 years worth of jail. Judge: "I deem you a financial predator"
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
It's your last chance to back the MST3K reunion Kickstarter. With new stretch goals announced, even donating a single dollar nets you some great rewards
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man sets up the perfect murder by claiming self defense in his front yard. Well, perfect except for his own surveillance cameras recording the whole incident
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Handy tip for travelers: In France, under a new law, it is no longer illegal to BE a prostitute, but it IS illegal for a customer to pay for one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who has financed the scandal caused by the Panama Papers? I'll give you some random letters. U. S. A. and S. O. R. O. S
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says there is a "realistic" possibility that London gets an NFL franchise. Which would be impressive if it weren't coming from a league that couldn't get a team in the nation's second largest city for 21 years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
At first glance, this newly built home looks completely normal. But if you look a bit closer, there's one massive mistake. "They had one job"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Performance of Sweeney Todd is a little too realistic
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Blue Jays manager John Gibbons: "Lighten up, Frances"
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Rich douches of Instagram are making it easier to prosecute their rich parents for financial crimes
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Moose trots up the road and does a little dance (w/video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to be vaccinated against whooping cough during pregnancy because she is a "healthy, fit, organic woman." You know what happens next
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
WhatsApp gives surveillance state a giant middle finger, turns on end-to-end encryption for more than one billion users
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Lesbos to be visited by Pope Francis in what has to be the worst blind-dating matchup of all time
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jim Nance is arrogant and lacks self-awareness. When he does the Masters this week, maybe he will tell the winner, "nice green jacket, but here's my belt, which my father taught me to buckle"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen, director of "Twelve Years a Slave," directs steamy video ad for Burberry cologne, because fragrance just makes you think of Leonardo DiCaprio
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP Chairman Reince Priebus: "The party is choosing a nominee." Note the importance of leaving out any use of the word "voters" in that sentence, folks
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Was the first known cocktail shaker used: A) In America in the 1900s, B) In France in the 1800s, or C) In South America before the birth of Christ?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists analyze ancient horse poop to figure out where Hannibal crossed the Alps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teletubbies becomes latest franchise to get a gritty reboot
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Gov. Sam Brownback declares April Financial Literacy Month in Kansas. This is why Jon Stewart quit
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers' home opener on Friday calls for 60% chance of snow. Panic in Detroit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
At first I had these Irish Step dancers pegged as cool, but then "Timber" by Pitbull started... Too late, it's in your head "It's going down I'm yelling TIMBERRRRRR"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel finally regrets something: an Instagram post. As reported by Mark Sanchez
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
AC/DC's song 'Thunderstruck' improves the effect of anti-cancer drugs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly should win every best actress award for her interview with Charlie Rose, where she said with a straight face "Fox News is fair and balanced and has no right wing bias"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Surveillance is the default and there's a Bluetooth in your bum
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chihuahua leads police on a chase across the Oakland-San Francisco Bay Bridge
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Sun April 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear Millennials: Your financial woes are not your parents' problem, society's problem and certainly not the government's problem. YOU are the reason you can't afford your lifestyle, and you are both the problem and the solution. Love, Someone Other Than an Old Fart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will eliminate the $19 trillion national debt in 8 years, if you let him. Why won't you America-haters give him a chance?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bad news: you test positive for prostate cancer. Good News: it's a false positive. Worse news: you find out after your prostate has been removed
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Will the Oklahoma score Sooner than Villanova? Or will the 'Cats go Wild? Will the Orange of Syracuse or the blue and white of the Tar Heels advance to the big dance? This is your Fark NCAA Final Four live discussion thread. Starts 6 pm EDT TNT/TBS
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because when it comes to entertainment, the kids love nothing more than a rock band that lectures about managing your finances in the middle of a show. "A lot of your heroes are in debt"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon hits the acceptance phase of grief, realizes we'd be better off if Bernie loses
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(Some Cowpoke)
 
 
 
We're looking for the best books about cowboys, outlaws, gunfights, posses, revenge and romance. It's the Saturday Book Thread, pardner...mosey up to the bar and tell us your favorites
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Fri April 01, 2016
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Stephen King's sequel to The Shining is getting a film adaptation. Stanley Kubrick, Jack Torrance unavailable for comment
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Throwing cola in the face of the finance minister is just fine in Finland apparently
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The more coffee you drink, the lower your chances of ass cancer
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Colon cancer discovered in an 18th century Hungarian mummy. And you thought your HMO was slow to approve getting a colonoscopy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, "Severed Dreams" aired: "As of this moment, Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance. We will remain an independent state till President Trump is removed from office"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking during pregnancy found to alter baby's DNA. No word on effect of nearby construction noise
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If your TGI Fridays requires security, you may want to rethink your franchise agreement
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
So that's what they're doing now. Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Rick Perry and Bobby Jindal all represented by the same fancy public speakers agency
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever seen a Franciscan monk dunk on a regulation hoop?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Team Cancer says he's definitely playing this upcoming NFL season, and some teams are stupid enough to be interested
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why should cable, internet companies be required to let you cancel service online? Because breaking up is hard to do
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Can you tickle yourself? If so, write this down and repeat it to the closest physician: "I have untreated schizophrenia and would like to request assistance"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man games Wheel of Fortune for $76,000 by guessing the questions in advance (with video)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girl walks into an abandoned train station after narrator explains something about ancient evil. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Science says there's a 'vegetarian gene' and it gives you cancer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cyborg beetles fitted with radio transmitters could be new living surveillance drones
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The answer to who killed your daughter and grandchild is locked inside her iPhone. What good is your elitist stance on encryption now?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
San Francisco State University dreads the repercussions after black student argues with white student over his hair style
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists say new male contraceptive pill prevents pregnancy in rabbits. What the hell are these guys DOING in those labs?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
After blowing up everything on the surface of the earth, the next game in the Call of Duty franchise is going to spaaaaaaaaaace
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
"You might be surprised to learn that many people with substance use disorders suffer from nutrient deficiencies." Please take this laundry list of multivitamins and supplements to offset this and give your body the nutrition it craves
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JetBlue to takeover VirginAmerica in valueenhancing airlinemerger
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Janice Dickinson reveals breast cancer diagnosis, new role as 'Deadpool Girl'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's how to do a simple seismic noise test of your house's foundation to see how earthquake-proof you really are. Remember everything is sinusoidal and matching frequencies cause resonance so simulate with finite differences
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Town checking for ancient Indian burial grounds ahead of sewer construction. Because no one wants haunted sewers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Moderate Republicans having trouble shaking off the right-wing crazy in their re-election bids try to distance themselves from the rest of the Party
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress wants NIH to challenge patent on prostate cancer drug, developed with tax dollars, that sells in Japan and Sweden for $39,000 and in Canada for $30,000, but in the U. S. costs $129,000. Problem?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
And this is why when it comes to a cancer diagnosis, you should ALWAYS seek a second opinion
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
When the Santa Clara County Sheriff was told it would take two years and $20 million to have security cameras installed in the jail she whipped out her Costco card, bought some cameras, and had the maintenance guy put them up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News anchors reveal the hate mail they get, which is pretty awful, though meteorologists hate is understandable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jon Lovitz has a new fiancée and and and she's 27 year's old. Yeah, she's a hot actress and loves him for him and not his money. Yeah, That's the ticket
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man kidnapped and robbed while visiting *exotic dancer (* Tulsa)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Front-running Thais abandoning long-held affection for Liverpool, Manchester United, and Chelsea to support plucky Foxes of Leicester City and their Thai ownership
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy in San Francisco pays $500 a month to live in what is essentially a pillow fort in his friend's apartment
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"Scientists have created a semi-synthetic, functioning bacterium in the lab that has fewer than 500 genes. The importance of 500 is that no bacterium in nature has less than 500 genes"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Law enforcement investigators are broadening their DNA searches beyond government databases and demanding genetic information from companies that do ancestry research for their customers"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Planned "March Against Fear" in Brussels canceled over security concerns
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Church vows to continue controversial early morning services because demons are most active at 3 in the morning and it's the only time to give parishioners "deliverance" from "demonic soul ties." Sorry, neighbors
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Manchester police use proceeds of crime to buy Easter eggs and deliver them to all children in the city who have been directly affected by crime in the past year
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You can now play Counterstrike using your lipstick tube as your game controller, nancy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sorry Sanctuary Cities, you can't follow federal law, you get no federal dollars
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Five things you never knew about chickens, including the chances of a chicken uprising
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
When our human ancestors first wandered out of Africa they couldn't smell for shiat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tired of being upstaged by Jesus and Mary, Satan makes an appearance in a steak
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So why hasn't Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch home been sold yet?
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Add 'giant clubhouse' to the list of buildings Giancarlo Stanton has hit a home run over. Is no structure safe?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama on Cruz: "As far as his notion of surveillance of Muslim neighborhoods, I just left a country that engages in that kind of surveillance, which, by the way, the father of Sen. Cruz escaped for America, the land of the free." * drops mic *
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
We've got World Cup qualifying and international friendlies. Come for Netherlands-France (and their Cruyff tribute), stay for Brazil-Uruguay and Guatemala-USA (3:45, 8:45 and 10:00pm) all times EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eating a Japanese diet of fish, rice, and seaweed can cut the chances of having a stroke. At least until the person sitting at the sushi bar gets their dinner bill
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(RealProgress)
 
 
 
It appears the Clinton campaign has 'accidentally' mailed letters containing the wrong caucus locations to women who financially support Bernie Sanders' campaign in Washington. And Iowa. And Nevada. And Kansas
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Seattle's Tree Man does not like the judicial branch
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Create a new designer fragrance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Which one are you? TeamPancakes or TeamWaffles?
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Better chance that Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton will give birth to unicorn twins than reform the nation's campaign finance system
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Co-founder of a Gay Republican group gave Donald Trump a chance to talk at CPAC years ago, and now regrets the decision because he is taking the blame for Trump's presidential run
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Pioneer of Total Football and legendary Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff goes through the goal posts one last time, dies at 68 after battle with cancer
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather may be looking to have another dancing victory
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justice Alito doesn't understand why women can't buy a second health insurance plan that just covers birth control so that their employer's plan doesn't have to pay for it. No, really
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
British Judge approves the extradition of the "flash crash " trader who single-handed caused the US stock market to crash in 2010, even if he was slightly incredulous that the US was actually going to bring charges for a financial crime
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(Newlaunches)
 
 
 
Russia unveils new armored fire trucks based on T-72 and T-80 tanks: "It weighs 60 tons and can carry 25 cubic meters of water. It can fight flames from a distance of 100 meters"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Your DNA is packed full of ancient viruses
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Universally beloved character Jar Jar Binks makes surprise appearance in new video game
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why did Ted Cruz not call for patrolling of Christian trailer parks after the Branch Dildoians took over a wildlife refuge?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sacred and valuable monstrance stolen from church. There's got to be a word for someone who do that
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Just how unlikely was Texas A&M's comeback against Northern Iowa? Let's just say there's a better chance the NCAA decides to cut paychecks for all the players in the tourney then us seeing that happen again in our lifetime
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We've all been there, you go to bake a cake and forgotten you've hard-boiled all your eggs. This machine can fix that. Oh, and can also possibly cure cancer
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Mon March 21, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do the "nightclub swan dive" dance, it's the latest craze from the high-heeled nightclub crowd
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When Hillary told those coal miners they were all going to lose their jobs soon, she may not have been "mis-speaking" as JP Morgan joins Bank of America, Citi,and Morgan Stanley in saying they will no longer finance new coal power plants
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carol and Daryl get a chance to talk. Eugene and Abraham get to walk. The Saviors get to stalk. Will Negan appear, or will everyone be Negan? Find out in Twice As Far. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Micro-financing people in poverty, a Nobel Prize winning idea 10 years ago, now found to increase debt and lead people to suicide
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The London Derby on Saturday. The Manchester & Tyne-Wear Derbies on Sunday. These are just a few of the weekend fixtures. Saturday kicks off at 7:45 am EDT with Everton hosting Arsenal; Sunday starts at 8:30. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It is time for the first American owned team since the 1970s to debut in the highest level of racing. Can anyone stop Mercedes dominance this year? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with the green at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 19, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Pope Francis made his boobies on Instagram
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Prince will publish his "unconventional" memoir in 2017. No word if it will feature his long-rumored secret pancake recipe
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
IMSA returns to Sebring for a 12 hour slug fest. Will the Ford GT's have a chance today? Dumb question subby. Live until 12pm ET on FS1, switching to FS2 from noon to 7PM ET, IMSA.com from 7PM ET to 10PM ET, and wrapping up at 10PM ET on FS2
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Romney has a 1 in 9,515,000 chance of stopping Trump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BREAKFAST WARS. Pancakes v french toast
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want to cancel your order for Comcast Internet after 8 months of installation delays? That'll be a $60,900 cancellation fee
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon Public radio finds proof that local GOP officials were involved in planning and coordinating the armed takeover of the Malhuer wildlife refuge by the Branch Dildonians and promised to help a violent criminal run for office if he participated
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of brackets suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
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(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Covered California wants to ban the obvious Medicaid scams. Fark: insurance companies don't want them to
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Federal judge quotes famous stripper in decision about whether exotic club dancers are employees or independent contractors. Damages will be paid in one dollar bills
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Is it too soon for a movie with Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg? Subby only asks because an acquaintance is directing it
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lord Of The Dance Michael Flatley retires today with the body of a 100-year-old man: "My body has taken a severe beating"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee interviews a group of college-educated Trump supporters and discovers that yes, indeed, you can live your life as one giant bag of cognitive dissonance (Not safe for work for language)
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Into the second half of the second leg, PSV travel to Atlético and Kiev head to Manchester, Arsenal hope to rebound in Barcelona and Juventus head to Munich. This is the UCL discussion thread. Matches start at 3:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Before surrendering to the Taliban, Bowe Bergdahl tried to surrender to France
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds defeats Giancarlo Stanton and Christian Yelich in a Marlins home run hitting contest and doesn't get a swelled head over it
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(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
Madagascan lemur 'could hold secret to human hibernation and mankind's chances of exploring universe, learning to move it move it.'
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz supporter says only Cruz can "save us all from single immigrant mothers having anchor babies"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Nevada legislator defends weaponized Branch Dildoians as just humble campers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say a strange worm-like creature is actually the ancestor of all fishes and not Donald Trump
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Most Walmart customers are ultimately harmless, but some do bite, so it is advisable to keep your distance as a precaution
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Goldman Sachs director released after serving two years in prison for insider trading. Financial world still shocked, since a Wall Street banker going to jail is as likely as an NBA player being called for traveling
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Correction: "An earlier version of this article misspelled in one instance the name of a village in India where the family of Sri Srinivasan once lived. The village is Mela Thiruvenkatanathapuram, not Mela Thiruvenkanathapuram"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Struggling Chinese Disneyland want-to-be amusement park rethinks its cunning plan of offering free tickets to increase the attendance after the whole country shows up at its gates
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
"Astounding" study suggests we no longer have no cure for cancer
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After canceling her appearance at a Trump rally to fly home to be with her seriously injured husband, Sarah Palin changes her mind and decides to attention whore at the rally after all
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin is unrecognizable again, but at least it's an improvement on his appearance in 2012
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Beer might cure cancer. Still no cure for hangovers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan is looking to hire six full-time ninjas who are over 18 and can do backward handsprings, as well as bust a few dance moves: "The ninjas also have to be good at talking to promote tourism, although ninjas are basically required to be secretive"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of Gwyneth Paltrow, bras cause cancer, vaginas are steamed and now skincare products are chanted and prayed to. Yes, it's as weird as it sounds
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Intelligence advisers "secret" visit to antipodes announced by Prime Minister, who apparently does not know the relevance of the word secret. Or intelligence
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands gather in Australia to hinder their chances at employment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Patient diagnosed with Lassa Fever, Lessa chance to live
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
At assembly, junior high school principal says most important thing for a woman is to bear two or more children, which is "more valuable than building her career." He later added that he told male students to offer assistance in child rearing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Gear "star" Matt LeBlanc gatecrashes a wedding and then breaks down. Locals say this is the worst thing to happen to Canary Wharf since the Daleks and Cybermen attacked
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Macklemore has no idea what you are talking about, but he has a painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake on his penis (not safe for work, sanity)
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
It turns out a peanut-rich diet may have helped stop Jimmy Carter's brain cancer. Just kidding. It was a revolutionary new pharmaceutical drug that you'll probably never be able to afford if the same thing happens to you
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
While praising Nancy Reagan, Hillary shows serious signs of Alzheimer's
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man arrested for developing and selling elixir that will kill cancer
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Ballmer: still no cure for cancer, and I love it
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(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
Auschwitz survivor now officially world's oldest living man, continues to dance on Hitler's grave till his knees give out
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(Recordnet)
 
 
 
After accidentally inviting an LBGT-friendly church to participate, a Stockton, CA ecumenical foundation decides to cancel Easter rather than risk accidentally praying with gay people, yanno just like Jesus would have done
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Godwin's law makes the rare appearance as Hitler appears on Conan...to defend himself against unfair Trump comparisons
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, Rubio just killed his chances of the nomination by denying that all Muslims hate the U.S.
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists find a possible cure for cancer, corny Fark headlines
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Director of Avalanche Center killed on his day off...by an avalanche
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Authorities report suspicious substance found at Ted Cruz Houston campaign office, tests show the foreign matter was deemed to be likability
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News crew checking on storm damage in Texas finds debris, torn up buildings, a dog riding a lawn mower, fallen branches, destroyed fences, the usual
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What could someone say that is so dumb it renders even Fox and Friends anchors silent? Suggest that "we all can relate" to being in a concentration camp, of course
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
"Thursday night, Channel 5" can be a good thing? The minnows have been swept aside and now only 16 teams remain. Borussia Dortmund vs Tottenham at 1pm EST, following by Liverpool vs Manchester United at Anfield at 3pm EST
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines rerouted a flight from Anchorage to Honolulu to follow the path of totality during this week's eclipe because an astronomer asked if they would
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Atlantic City's financial situation from "roulette" to "nickel slots"
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
How a frog designed a life-saving epi-pen for heroin overdoses. France surrenders?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Branch Dildonians could be in prison for twenty years. That's a lot of batteries
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So you're saying there was a chance
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Womb transplant recipient looking forward to nine months of pregnancy. That's hysterical
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Tyrant-Proof the White House". OK? "Before It's Too Late".Yeah,OK,I'm down with that "Bush and Obama ran roughshod over Madisonian checks and balances". Wait a sec." but there's still time to restore them." I don't think P-Trump would allow that
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
"President Obama didn't face any real resistance in Congress to start his presidency... he never needed to work with the opposition beyond window-dressing. That set the stage for the polarization to come" Then it gets dumb
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Urbance is a neon infused look into a dystopian future where sex is outlawed and people have orgasms after drinking soda. A working title for this show was "My Early 20's"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Norwegian man finds fortune in cash under his apartment fireplace, reacts like a Norwegian: "That money wasn't mine and it felt nice to give it to something good like a cancer foundation"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder what our new BFFs Iran have been up to since the world eased sanctions over the nuclear programme. Oh, hell
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of people on the internet think a refugee swam from Afghanistan to France with only a pack of ramen and half a charge in his iPhone 6s
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ignorant billionaire pleads ignorance on Nazi salute
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman diagnosed with cancer
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(Paper Magazine)
 
 
 
Take this Presidential Pole Poll to vote for which candidate has the biggest Executive Branch (Not safe for work)
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Commuter train derailed near San Francisco. 10 hurt, Search and Rescue deployed
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Calling all baseball trivia experts: 43 years ago this week, the first DH in MLB history made an appearance. Who was it?
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Trump campaign official awaiting trial for participation in Bundy Ranch standoff wants bail so he can resume running for sheriff
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Fruits and veggies cut long-term breast cancer risk. So make sure you squeeze your melons on a regular basis to check for firmness
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL media insiders give props to ESPN's Chris Mortensen for taking time out from battling throat cancer to break Manning retirement story
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You really do have a better chance of dying in a car crash than in a terrorist attack
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now's the time of the collision vhen ve dance
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maria Sharapova inducted into the Lance Armstrong Hall of Fame
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The NRA gives Sanders' debate performance an A
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal authorities reject plan for development with 2,200 homes near Grand Canyon. Apparently government officials were worried about prospective buyers filing insurance claims on the massive sinkhole in their backyard
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservatives are upset that people dared to criticize Nancy Reagan in her obituary, pointing out facts and data including her lavish spending in a time of double-digit unemployment and her failed but well-intentioned war on marijuana
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Saviors have been introduced. Jesus is just alright with the Alexandrians. Negan and Lucille remain in the shadows. Will Richonne's romance bloom? Will Morgan ruin everything? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Iranian president has three wealthy businessmen sentenced to death for financial corruption. Your move, Bernie Sanders
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you take an elevator out of service for maintenance, it's probably a good idea to check inside. Probably
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey decides that pesky "free press" has become enough of an annoyance and does away with it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck takes CPAC through the looking glass - and then breaks it, when he says 'Conservatives owe no allegiance to the GOP'
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"A major study of patients with melanoma find most have few moles and no atypical moles." Still no cure for cancer
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Giant Mechs + France = Un génial comique Français
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theory No.525,824 concerning the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 disappearance: All these plane parts that are showing up in different places are being planted by aliens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump changes torture stance faster than a waterboarded detainee admitting to blowing up the Twin Towers after chauffeuring Osama bin Ladin to a cannibal feast on Christian babies
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Average price of gas nationwide: $1.75. In San Francisco? Over $5
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders takes his chances with an obvious trap
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here at Politico Labs, we have developed a "Wrongometer" to figure out the lies told to us during presidential debates. We've analyzed last night's GOP performance- *smokes* *explodes* Oh...why it's never done that before, eh Beakey?
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(Autosport)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton thinks F1 is as boring and broken as Brian France-era NASCAR
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scientists may not have found a cure for cancer yet, but they have found its weakness
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Oklahoma to balance its budget on the backs of Medicaid recipients earning less than $9,500
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Because when you want to play with your fireworks, you want to light them off in the middle of the Beijing Airport so as to NOT cause a disturbance
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do not adjust your screen: A photo gallery of MLB stars in their new teams' uniforms. Warning: Cognitive dissonance ahead
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Because when you see a trout sliding across a hardwood floor, you think "trustworthy financial services"
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(Streetwise)
 
 
 
Annual Wall Street Decathlon will crown the fittest workers in finance. Previous winners have been the ones who have been able to jump through enough hoops to keep prosecutors from sending them to jail
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
We present to you today's dose of video game graphics porn: Tom Clancy's The Division in 60 FPS (sfw)
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(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Vancouver police arrest 20-year old woman who attacked pedestrians, kicked an elderly woman, and tried to push someone else off a pier. Vicky Mendoza diagonal in play
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your brain on the five most addictive substances on Earth
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Hospital announces operations are cancelled "because there is brown stuff running down the walls." You should have seen patients' faeces when they were told
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chancellor questioned by police after two women called cops on him just for asking for help. No word if they were wearing brown shirts
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Wed March 02, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Islamic State 'spreading through refugees like cancer' says the ironically named NATO Chief Philip Breedlove
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After being suspended from the school for making sexual advances toward a player and giving her a loan, Florida International University women's coach may be feeling some Sweet Chinn Music <