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500 headlines found matching 'ANC'
Sat April 29, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's traffic report: Good visibility, light winds, high chance of rhino rampage
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"We're in the throes of a full-blown Stephen Kingaissance"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LePen is backing off her campaign promise to have France leave the EU. What's the point of her campaign again?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chance the cat apparently has at least nine lives and maybe as many as sixteen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have bone cancer
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's presidency is actually an astounding success, financially
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Judge gives Alex Jones's children a chance at normalcy
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige on filming Infinity Wars: "There is nothing more fun about seeing superstars who carry their own franchises....coming onto a set and meeting other actors and A-listers and iconic characters in costumes, and seeing them get giddy"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
For 7 minutes yesterday, a whole lot of the world's financial internet traffic went through a Russian Government controlled telecom. Nothing to worry about, it happens
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Dog food recalled due to the presence of a foreign substance. Fark: The foreign substance is phenobarbital, which is used in euthanizing animals
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What do you do when you see an avalanche coming at you on Mount Everest? You turn on your camera first then find something to clean your soiled pants
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All of those ESPN layoffs do barely anything to address the network's financial issues and are mostly a symbolic gesture for the benefit of Disney shareholders
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Democrats have a duty to investigate every single instance of Trump's scandals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (R):"The president has given more financial disclosure than anybody else. I think the American population has plenty of information on his taxes"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mid-week action has ramifications for the top of the table. Tuesday, Chelsea get Southampton. Wednesday sees Foxes at Gunners, Spurs at Palace. Thursday is the Manchester Derby. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EDT on NBCSN. EPL Discussion is here
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Wed April 26, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts officials propose putting endangered rattlesnakes on uninhabited island. Public resistance stops plan. Massachusetts officials propose putting endangered rattlesnakes on inhabited mainland
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Science: dolphin vagina mystery solved. Still no cure for cancer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to give yourself the best chance of avoiding food poisoning at a restaurant, don't order raw oysters, raw sprouts, Caesar salad or hollandaise sauce made with raw eggs, sushi or ceviche
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It really has to be uncomfortable running for president and learning your father is critical of your campaign and stance on issues; but, as it's Marine Le Pen, it couldn't happen to a nicer fascist
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor declares today "La La Land Day" as dancers on ropes run up City Hall. Post "Moonlight Day" jokes to he right
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Pseudoscientific babbling takes a big hit as 107 studies published in cancer journal have been retracted
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: Federal judge blocks Trump's order denying funding to sanctuary cities
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why no one respects science: "Being "pro-science" has become a bizarre cultural phenomenon in which liberals engage in public displays of self-reckoned intelligence as a kind of performance art, while demonstrating zero evidence to justify it"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Put aside the ACA debate, the majority of Americans really need health insurance literacy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I knew I was trans as a child; mom didn't listen; my aunt, however, let me wear dresses and play with dolls. My aunt died; she left me a huge inheritance and my mom demands I split it with my half sister, who never liked her. What do I do?"
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(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Earthquake hits Lancaster, Pennsylvania, not a manure pit was harmed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany cheers on Macron's victory, citing that they're sick and tired of invading France just to deal with this shiat
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Erin Moran succumbed to complications from stage 4 cancer
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Smart credit card company Plastc closes, files for bankruptcy without shipping any orders. Apparently the only credit cards they made were the ones they used to finance themselves
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cheddar, brie and parmesan contain a compound that could improve life expectancy by 25%, the taste of pasta by 100%
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have MLB's first Little League "home run" of 2017. Total distance - 40 feet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro to receive an honorary fine arts degree from Brown, hopes the ceremony takes place before the regents have a chance to see a showing of "Dirty Grandpa"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is Lumpy next in line to take his lumps? Fox guest says anchor tried to pressure her into hotel room sex
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Sun April 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
What do they call "Log Cabin Republicans" in France?
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this performance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Le Pen win? Will one of the candidates not named Le Pen win? Do you know the names of the other candidates who aren't named Le Pen? It's your France election thread. First results of this first round of voting expected at 2pm ET
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's Earth Day message is that a weakened EPA will actually strengthen and enhance environmental protection
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Sat April 22, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 108, Cub Swanson vs Artem Lobov, Al Iaquinta vs Diego Sanchez. Also Ovince St Preux, John Dodson, Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fans found the recent Manchester United game to be... (•_•) ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) .... Electrifying
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama to make first public appearance since the inauguration. Grab your seats, the show is about to start
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Nissan slaps a couple rebel alliance stickers on their Rogue model and buckles up for the easy social media marketing win. They chose.... poorly
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists solve one of the biggest problems associated with their aging population, they have developed a fragrance that covers up old people stink
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Universal announces the first spin-off of the Fast & Furious franchise, will focus on the characters portrayed by Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, and Jason Statham
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Ignorance leads to fear, fear leads to hate. Trump knew that' says Yoda, getting his own quote wrong
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mexico says deportation of Mexicans to Mexico violated rules. Apparently there are no rules against pointing your citizens north to the U.S. or cashing in on the $20 Billion in remittances sent back to Mexico year after year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP's health care proposal would raise the cost of pregnancy by $17,000, because why should cancer patients have all the fun?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you have ever wanted to kick your neighbors outta town, here is your chance
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ancient stone carvings confirm how comet struck Earth in 10,950BC. Carving makes no mentions of Donner, Dasher or Blitzen, though
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tarantulas use their lateral eyes to calculate distance TO YOUR FACE AND ROOM AND NIGHTMARES
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Latin America ad for breast cancer prevention is the weirdest thing you'll see today (probably not safe for work)
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III: "We Can't promise that Dreamers won't be deported" and since, grammatically, two negatives in a sentence cancel each other out, what he REALLY said was "We can promise Dreamers will be deported"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Botox being tested to help with depression and anxiety. If nothing else, it gives people the appearance of being happy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
N.Y. cigarettes, already the nation's priciest, may soon rise to $13 a pack. Warning: May be harmful to the financial health of tobacco companies
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
15 reasons why this Star Wars film is the absolute worst in the franchise
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's season finale of SyFy's 'The Expanse,' Bobbie becomes Avasarala's only chance for survival after Errinwright's move. Venus rises.The Rocinante picks up an unexpected passenger and it's no more nice Ms Naomi. It's Caliban's War, 10PM EDT
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(CBC)
 
 
 
On this edition of 'That's So Canadian,' Saskatoon ranchers stunned on discovery of a beaver herding 150 cattle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if Trump has put racist authoritarians in charge of law enforcement and given them carte blanche to do whatever. But, who among us could have guessed that might happen?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rock-of-Gibraltar-sized asteroid will pass closer to Earth today than in 400 years. I want to show scientists' full quote about its chances of impact, but due to Fark's character limits can only include: "...the asteroid will collide with our planet"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House aides grappling with their sudden notoriety as everyone wants a chance to be seen with a future criminal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Americans don't know basic financial terms other than "foreclosure," "bankruptcy" and "repossession
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
When a 70-year-old man gets a 30-year-old pregnant, where should she work? The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, obviously
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hotel specializes in giving separating couples the chance to wine and dine, relax over the weekend and then get a divorce. Of course, this only works for couples who are actually on a speaking basis and don't have restraining orders out on each other
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, DiMaggio's 56-game hit streak will probably never be broken. However, neither will the record of Hall of Famer Joe Sewell, who went an amazing 516 plate appearances without ever striking out
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop this safety dance
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because who among us has not wanted to watch Skeletor dancing to "Fame"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have three Game 4s for Tuesday night. Can the Rangers even up the series with the Canadiens? Can the Penguins sweep the Blue Jackets? Can the Oilers become one game away from advancing against the Sharks? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to our Great Negotiator, Mexico is now looking to China for trade expansion in order to minimize its reliance on the US, a trend that had already made its way through the rest of Latin America, but which Mexico had resisted until now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump, who softened his stance on China, says he hasn't softened his stance on China
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"Reports ALSO claiming that Capaldi's quick 2013 appearance will be revealed to be part of his Doctor's final moments before he regenerates into his next incarnation, making Capaldi's first appearance in the series also technically his last"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The press was treated to an advanced screening of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and the overwhelming consensus is that it's f*cking awesome
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese family unearths 'priceless ancient artifacts' thinking they'll be rich beyond their wildest dreams only to find out they're really just WWII explosives left by the Japanese
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like a powerful non-profit lobbying group that's been working like hell to stop foreign drug imports is being financed by Big Pharma. My shocked face, I hope I can get a prescription for it
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you thought Ridley Scott couldn't do any more damage to the 'Alien' franchise than he's already done with 'Prometheus'...Subby can't lie to you about your chances of being correct, but you have his sympathies
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will Braun Strowman destroy this week? Will tonight be The Drifter's first live performance? Will anyone be safe from Nia Jax's path of destruction? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Home microbrew appliance now has microstill attachment. Go home, Kuerig, you're drunk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke says, back in my day, they used to make good movies. I mean, Disney's the Purge would have been a much different movie with singing and dancing and Mickey Mouse
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas didn't think its cunning plan through as bill that forbids cities from creating a protected class would nullify existing ordinances protecting LGBT people, veterans, the elderly, and pregnant women
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Can Boro make a move to climb out of the bottom? Have Arsenal stopped caring as chances of a UCL qualifying spot slip away? Should Wenger worry about his job? All this and more on your next installment of "Premier League MNF" today at 3PM ET on NBCSN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren says Mitch McConnell brushes her off when she says hello. "I've spoken to him, but he has not spoken to me," Warren told the newspaper. "I say hello to Mitch every chance I get, and he turns his head"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest fitness trend? "Powwow sweat," where traditional Indian dances are turned into exercise moves. Nobody could possibly have a problem with this
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Sad: Teenager battling cancer is unable to go to her prom. Awesome: So the other students bring the prom to her
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samuel L Jackson encourages Georgians to stop Donald Trump with great vengeance and furious anger[sic]
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the tension surrounding North Korea? Awesome. Here come Russian and Chinese surveillance ships to follow U.S.S. Carl Vinson's every move
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(Time)
 
 
 
Well, now Americans are making financial decisions based on Trump
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An elderly man has died while receiving a lap dance at a strip club in Texas. Fark: The dancer initially thought he could have been faking to get out of paying his bill
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico revives Aztec ball game Ullamaliztli, banned by Spanish conquistadors, due to its ancient cultural, religious significance. Well, except for that part where losers get sacrificed to the gods
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Photoshop this song and dance routine
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(Salon)
 
 
 
France's Donald Trump may be losing to France's Bernie Sanders. France's Jerry Lewis is still Jerry Lewis
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Fri April 14, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Auto insurance companies reveal secret tips - If you're married, drive a white car, and take out your policy in the morning - you'll probably get a bargain, even if you end up driving into a wall
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump levels sanctions at Iranian torture prison industry. Man, and all this time, he said he was pro-business
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Have you dined at Shoney's since December 2016? Good chance you've been a victim of a credit card breach, prisoner of the Intergalactic Federation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says the Cavs only have a 2% chance of winning the NBA title
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some shocking things that your taxes pay for. Still no cure for cancer
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With time, money, and high tolerance for pain, you too can have near-perfect eyebrows just like Madonna
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Have you been waiting for your chance to get your hands on an NES Classic? Welp, sucks to be you
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins fan dives into the pool to get Giancarlo Stanton's second homer of the game. Apparently wet clothes are a small price to pay for a Giancarlo gopher ball
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
WWE star CJ Perry, aka "Diva Lana" said she was "violated" by a TSA agent at Boston's Logan Airport. Sadly, since there were no folding chairs available nearby, she was forced to ask for police assistance to resolve the matter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carter Page admits "something may have come up" in his conversations with Russians about lifting sanctions
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Before tonight's performance of Lord of the Dance, a warning: People in the first 14 rows will get covered in blood. And end up in jail
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
If you're a tall male, your prehistoric ancestors were mammoth hunters
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(White House)
 
 
 
You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Attack on Titan: Live Impact" stage show cancelled after aerial supervisor makes live impact with the floor from from 30 feet high
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Micki Free confirms that 'The Blouses' won and served pancakes to the losers
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Is it too early to worry about your favorite MLB team's slow start? Introducing the PANCON rating for panicking fans
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Wed April 12, 2017
(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
13-year-old wins pinball world championship, immediately demands an increase in allowance
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP REP from OK says he cancelled his town hall meeting due to "safety concerns". According to the owners of the venue, what he was afraid of was attendees being allowed to carry highly dangerous sheets of red and green paper to express opinions
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Papa John's tests ancient-grains gluten-free crust option in select markets. Because when you think Peyton Manning, you think ancient
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SEC targets fake stock news on financial websites. Apparently they feel any fake financial news belongs only on annual corporate stock reports
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Schiff: Recuse myself? In your moment of failure? I think you overestimate your chances
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate advances vote to pave way for sharia law
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Organizers cancel furry convention amid allegations of unpaid taxes, neo-Nazism, and a sex offender - raising hackles throughout the community
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan runs story on "how she lost 44 pounds without any exercise." The answer is to get cancer. She got cancer. Strangely, readers didn't think that was a good weight loss plan
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump vexed by Syria's motivation to use chemical weapons. One theory Trump had was that a rogue Iranian agent had done it to sabotage the possibility of a U.S.-Russia-Assad alliance that could isolate Tehran. Wait....WHAT?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry continues to be more popular than LeBron James, Kevin Durant than Russell Westbrook, and blue cheese than ranch dressing
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Uber is branching out into babysitting
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New study says we were wrong about sea sponges being the world's first animals. Say hello to your new ancestors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to a new poll, clocking in with a 75% approval rating, the most popular Senator in the US is: That guy the Dems didn't DARE let get the nomination since he had NO CHANCE of being president
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's been seven months since Ann Wilson's husband attacked her sister Nancy's kids, and now the two speak about the future of their musical collaboration and whether their hearts are still in playing together
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You can now blame helicopter parents on the cancellation of community Easter egg hunts
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey dumps younger dancer boyfriend due to his insane jealousy over her ongoing relationship with ex Nick Cannon, plus her "sneaking suspicion" that he was using her for fame
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Long-distance ride sharing company Blablacar changes its focus. Perhaps it should think about changing its name instead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China, perhaps worried that President Trump is crazy enough to tank the global economy to achieve his agenda, will offer the Trump administration better market access for financial sector investments and U.S. beef exports to help avert a trade war
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia knew about the Syrian Chemical attack in advance
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mexican Church reveals Captain America was not the first but the second avenger. The first one was Jesus Christ. No word on if Pope Francis will join the Marvel Canon revision process
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Financial Conduct Authority makes Great Britain great again, post-Brexit, by approving the first fintech firm that operates under Sharia law. The UKIPpers are gonna love this one
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If you like weird MLB records, Yankees Matt Holliday drew 5 unintentional walks in all 5 plate apprearances against the Orioles. Only the seventh time it's happened in the past 17 years
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(Variety)
 
 
 
A review of The Fast and Furious 8: Why Is This Franchise Still A Thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN anchor asks senator if he understands Trump's Syria policy. His response? "No. Do you?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cancer in the presidency isn't his staff-though they reflect his shoddy intellect, his shallow impulsiveness, his loose grasp of reality, and Chinese-menu ideology. The problem is Trump himself, and nothing and no one can change that"
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
World's most ancient canid--similar to the New Guinea Singing Dog and thought to be extinct for 50 years--makes a comeback. Take a bow, New Guinea Wild Dog
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain surgery with a tree saw? Must be a new branch of medicine
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this field maintenance
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you do when your Facebook friend cancels going on holiday with you? You invite a total stranger with the same name
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Bay has a fanboy, and he's none other than Sir Anthony Hopkins, who played big role in fifth Transformers movie and calls Bay "the same ilk as Oliver Stone and Spielberg and Scorsese. Brilliance"
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The first round of endurance races are over, now it's off to the concrete canyons of Long Beach for a 100 minute sprint race. It's the Bubba Burger Sport Car Grand Prix, starting at 4 PM ET on Fox
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know things are bad in San Francisco when they have a "legalize pizza" protest
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If by the remote chance you haven't been able to find a 7-Eleven, they've just added 1,110 more, thanks to Sunoco
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can't afford to buy a house in San Francisco? How about just a nice driveway for $35,000?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Today in 'fark you cancer news": Scientists have found a new way to get cancer cells to self-destruct
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's official, Donald Trump's bromance with Vladimir Putin is history
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Fri April 07, 2017
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Spring Break is officially cancelled
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bill Murray tried to bribe the umpires on his Minor League team's Opening Day. "Perhaps I could be of some assistance?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner "accidentally" applied for a top security clearance in January without completing the required "foreign contacts" pages. And he's "accidentally" failed to correct that mistake during the last three months
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
South African rhino ranchers: To pay for protecting rhinos from poachers, we need to be able to sell the rhino horns, which won't increase poaching at all, trust us, so we need the ban on domestic sales lifted. South African court: Well alrighty then
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: great LIVE performances
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
All this business about Russians and elections and surveillance makes my head spin. I have questions - twenty, to be exact. Here they are, in random order
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ancient cannibals weren't in it for the calories, it was peer pressure
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: 'Zero chance' Assad is behind the 'false flag' chemical attack in Syria. Now buy some overpriced gold from me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Little Fatty' becomes a Latin Dance sensation. Difficulty: Not Kim Jong Un
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in my late 20s; four years ago, I was diagnosed with cancer and had a double mastectomy. My boyfriend left me after treatment; I am ready to date again. I don't want this to be seen as an exploitable issue. What should I do?"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
A woman taking a selfie falls off a 730 foot tall bridge but only makes it 60 feet. 1. What fraction of the total distance did she fall? 2. What are the odds that the picture came out blurry and she'll have to take it again?
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
5-Day Israeli hiking trail combines interactive VR so you can see people and buildings from ancient Galilee of 2000 years ago. Anyone you want to meet from back then?
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
"Golden shiners at center of bait debate" Not QUITE as interesting as it appears at first glance
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even though there are only two games, they both have significance. Those two games are the Canadiens-Sabres and the Rangers-Capitals. Can Washington get themselves one step closer to the division crown? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare instance where Photoshop makes things better, a guy takes his three-legged dog and gives him cartoon arms in various photos
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
On April 19, an asteroid will fly past Earth at the closest distance to the planet since 2004. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
An exotic dancer got a call at work from the babysitter that the dog had gotten loose. Then things got weird
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Premiership side Manchester City sign a ten year partnership with Uruguayan second division team Club Atlético Torque. What a twist
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester overrun by "spice zombies." SUMMON THE KWISATZ HADERACH
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joey Gallo - giving Rangers fans a chance of getting a home run ball ... no matter how far away their seats in right field might be
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Do you have two friends? Chances are one of them is living paycheck to paycheck
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Home Decor site Grokstyle secures $2 million in financing. Promptly spikes it in the endzone and goes on the DL
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Washington Secretary of State asks supporters to send her pictures of their feet in silly socks. Kinky. To show support for her fight with cancer. Well, crap, now I just feel bad
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump keeps making stuff up hoping Americans won't notice that that he's a traitor working for the Russians, a Manchurian Candidate, if you will. I guess now he's the Manchurian Elected Puppet
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out mushrooms can be very effective at boosting physical stamina, fighting cancer, and rocket-propelling you down a technicolor river infused with the blood of giant emus swirling around a vortex of infinite cosmic chattering Aztec owls
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 3 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross' new dance horrified teammate Anthony Rizzo. Your eyes may never be the same
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Board game sales increase by 28% in 2016, thanks to increased relevance of classic kid games like Life, surprising popularity of adult games like Settlers of Catan, influence of Kickstarter in new board game design, and rise of board-game bars
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says the Terminator franchise is "never finished." "Just because Paramount doesn't want to pick up the Terminator franchise, you have 15 other studios willing to do it - that doesn't mean the Terminator franchise is finished"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Syria's moderate rebels to form a new alliance, excluding both mild and spicy rebels
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Lana Wood--Hollywood royalty, Bond girl, Natalie's sister, and mother of a cancer patient--faces life as a septuagenarian eviction victim
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Producer of U2's "War" album still knows how to sell CDs, even if it's at KFC franchises throughout Indonesia
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Soccer pussyfoots out on franchise name winner "Footy McFooty Face", due to purported trolling by 'L.A. Galaxy' fans
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Mon April 03, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
New federal rules require franchise pizza parlors to list all 34 million combinations of pizza on signage, many question whether it's really kneaded
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student dies after pancake eating contest. Trump blames the International House of Pancakes, says it gives him the crepes
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man dies after argument over late newspaper delivery. For those of you under thirty, a newspaper was an ancient method of delivering news via dead trees
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Latest cancer therapy includes tin foil hat
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Sun April 02, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you can't tell a real Ferrari from a MR2 kit car then you shouldn't be an insurance company (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Wearing a breast cancer t-shirt to a family gathering at a restaurant? That's a call to the police
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man saves his fiancé from being abducted by two men outside their home by shooting at them. Guess who gets arrested?
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, the show that brought you Bill Nye & Joel McHale was Almost Cancelled for broadcasting that Seattle's Space Needle had collapsed. To be fair, the WTC & Murrah Federal Buildings were still around
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Sat April 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
One of these is the common ancestor of all animals...spineless jellies or the squishy sponges. Studying politicians may help us discovery the missing link
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After only five episodes, the clock strikes 12 for ABC's "Time After Time"
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(Seattle Weekly)
 
 
 
As medical cannabis use spreads, many people are using it to treat their ailing pets. Your dog wants steak. And Extreme Cool Ranch Doritos. And some Funyuns. And another steak
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Kelsey Mitchell will not turn pro and return to Ohio State for her senior year. After calculating her college tuition loans, she's in better financial shape at OSU than with what she'll be paid in the WNBA
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey, Michelle Williams, Mark Wahlberg in talks to star in Ridley Scott's new movie that thankfully has nothing to do with the Alien franchise
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Someone went all CSI on the latest Game of Thrones trailer. ENHANCE
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(Some Hoot)
 
 
 
Those breast cancer symposiums held at Hooters may not have been on the up and up
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Those hippies who grow your pot are at it again. "...the results came back positive for multiple pesticides, including one that can become hydrogen cyanide when heated--a [...] substance once used in gas chambers." But weed is, like, natural, man
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 175, Rampage Jackson vs King Mo II, Emmanuel Sanchez vs Marcos Galvao. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM on Spike TV
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Putin gonna be mad. Sexy Rexy says that sanctions will remain in place against Russia until they return the Crimea to Ukraine. All that work in 2016 for nothing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What to do about the robot apocalypse; buying Old Glory insurance oddly not mentioned
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you can deal with getting paid $13,000 a month while traveling to exotic locations and staying in some of the world's fanciest homes, this is the job for you. Some call it the 'best job on the planet'
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Police find $30,000 cannabis stash at stoners' apartment after being called to 7am disturbance. If these stoners have been fighting AND waking up at 7am, it's not a great advert for their weed
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Restaurant boasts 30 kinds of ranch dressing and lines out the door. This is what passes for excitement in Missouri
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Will upcoming French elections, tumbling pound, triggering of Brexit, and President's border-adjustment tax affect your Bourdeaux this year? 770 million bottles hang in the balance
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX tries for the first reused first-stage launch of the SES-10 satellite from Cape Canaveral, FL. There will be a landing attempt on the barge and a 30% chance of a weather delay. The launch window opens at 6:27pm EDT and will last for 2.5 hours
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Financial advisor goes against current investment strategy, says right now cash is king
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'Arsenal' seized in home of alleged Bloods gang member. What the heck are they doing in Newark? They've got Manchester City coming up this Sunday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drunk uncle Steve Bannon's claims of the "deconstruction of the administrative state" is just a fancy way of saying the government will not help out its citizens
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There is porn, and there is entertainment, and there is porn that is both entertaining and arousing to watch. Japanese sexual endurance game shows have none of this
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Wed March 29, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Single mom banned from attending father-daughter school dance when she shows up dressed as 'Dad'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's what Tropical Cyclone Debbie looked like from the International Space Station. Which was probably a good, safe distance to observe it from
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It took less than a year for GMA anchors to tire of Michael Strahan. Which is about six months longer than most people make it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten years after buying the company for $10 billion, Toshiba executives announce they are putting Westinghouse into bankruptcy and removing it from the company's financial statements. Seems nobody wants nuclear power plants anymore
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain implants help paralyzed man drink coffee on his own for 1st time in years. Still no cure for cancer, but hey coffee
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The Democratic mayor of Baltimore vetoes a Democrat-passed bill advancing a plank of the DNC platform. That was also her biggest campaign promise last year
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Cheapest house in San Francisco costs $499,000, is uninhabitable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawyer suing Trump for financial disclosures: "I mean, I would rather not be doing this"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde impersonator fools attendees at New Zealand pitch dark dance party. Randy Marsh unavailable for comment
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For week two, Cubs' David Ross goes full '90s nostalgia for his 'Dancing with the Stars' routine. He's now rounding second and going to third
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spice Girl makes her first appearance after announcing her divorce
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers advance within hand grenade range of US troops in Syria. Thanks, Obama
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supergirl's Melissa Benoist and Chris Wood enjoy ice cream by the beach at Cancun
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most expensive city in the world is NOT New York or San Francisco
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ancient tissue found in 195 million-year-old dinosaur rib; promptly slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What part of "Showcase and discover Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Sway, Minecraft world and PDF documents for free" did the people uploading their password lists, job acceptance letters, divorce settlements, and SSNs not understand?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have a surprise guest appearance to announce the banning of the environment? Will he say the Trump was only sorta lying, the best kind of lying? Will this ever stop being sad? THIS is your WH Press Briefing thread (1PM start time)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers Jed York doesn't expect Raiders fans to switch from one bad team to another with the Raiders move to Las Vegas
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel: Look, if Nunes told someone, since he has clearance and is the head of the House Intelligence Committee, then he's probably authorized to share that info, even to someone without clearance
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As a whole, the film adaptation of High Fidelity is terrible, a disgrace to the Nick Hornby novel it is based on, but by looking at its music, it truly captured the waning importance of the soundtrack and the music snob
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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Mon March 27, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
UCLA's Lonzo Ball declares for the NBA draft and announces he's played his final college game, disappointing his professors who were hoping to someday actually get the chance to meet him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week in the Federal Courts: Fear of needles is not a disability for pharmacists, a 16-year-old's 155-year sentence is unconstitutional, and the 10th Circuit takes a firm stance on qualified immunity
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Finance tip of the day - You can raise your personal credit score with just one phone call to your bank
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This just in, Congressional Republicans are shunning Univision, says anchor of popular show "Ninguna Mierda, Estúpido"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of the most violent clash in the blood feud between the Detroit Red Wings and the Colorado Avalanche. Here are all ten fights to satiate your hockey bloodlust
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And the leader of the Umbrella protests was sitting on the Group W bench and they said "what'd they get you for?" and he said "littering" and they all moved away from him on the group W Bench and then he said "and creatin' a nuisance"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer has become 'that guy' who won't quit tweeting about his crush, even though she's married and Cate Blanchett
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail scientists dress svelte model in three different sets of office wear to learn which gets most glances from attractive men in eye-tracking glasses. The result was shocking
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Just because, here's the video for Fluffy's "Guitars, Guns, and Girls," probably the only Christian Rock video where a pregnant woman dances around in a bikini while pointing a weapon at the camera
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thomas Lennon starring in the eleventh entry into the Puppet Master franchise. Yes. The eleventh movie
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lies have an emotional resonance with all of us
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Pence says, don't worry people of West Virginia, the scourge of public insurance will be gone with nothing good to replace it because I'm a Republican. Oops, did I say that out loud?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton is on the pole flanked by Vettel with new Mercedes team driver Bottas third. Will Mercedes continue Formula 1 dominance or will Ferrari or Red Bull be competitive? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to live in a $7.8 million recreation of Camelot in suburban Kansas City, well... now's your chance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The GOP was counting on wiping out nearly $1 trillion in Obamacare taxes to help finance the sweeping tax cuts they've got planned for their next legislative act. And now it's unclear where all that money will come from." Fark needs a "ha-ha" tag
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns (22-51) finally have a memorable highlight of the season as Devin Booker scores a franchise record 70 points
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Meet Guy Gentile, the financial bro fraudster equivalent of PharmaBro Shkreli
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
In case you think celebrities backing politicians is something new: Orson Welles made campaign appearances -- and even wrote some speeches -- for FDR
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reality show contestants spend a year in the Scottish wilderness unaware the show was cancelled
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yesterday's ACA vote was delayed after threats. Will Trump's cunning stunt pay off, or will he be handed a bipartisan defeat? It's do-or-die for American Health Care as the House votes on Trumpscare. Vote Cancelled
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lance Wallnau, crazed Storm Trumper pastor, believes his prayer efforts are saving Trump from leaks and witchcraft
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." New hotness: "Once we get it done, we can have the chance to really explain it"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For no apparent reason, the Republican Intelligence Committee Chair decided to cancel the public hearing on the panel's investigation of Trump and possible collusion with Russia
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fortune magazine names Theo Epstein as the greatest world leader, beating out heads of state, tech CEOs and even Pope Francis. Epstein: "Um, I can't even get my dog to stop peeing in the house"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aspiring jackboot Marine Le Pen to meet with Trump campaign officials to raise funds and discuss lifting Russian sanctions
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Ask a student to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance? That's a firing
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That law that exempted Health Insurance companies from creating monopolies? It could go down as early as next month
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
US Treasury Department added to the list of government agencies now looking into the financial history of former Trump junior assistant mail clerk Paul Manafort
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study shows most cancers are random, are unavoidable. Science to the left; calm, rational discussion on the right. Choose your side carefully
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi calls House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes "a stooge" for the president, though, observing traditional rules of legislative decorum, she declined to say WHICH stooge, but it's pretty clear she means Shemp
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes is "the destruction of our business" says the guy who financed 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' and directed 3 'Rush Hour' movies
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jets defeat Sharks to claim World Baseball Classic championship, advance to show-choir regionals
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Owner of Terminator franchise says it isn't dead, and that he has a plan to keep it alive without Arnold or Paramount. "It's something we're incredibly excited about and we think is the direction it needs to head"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kristi Yamaguchi told Nancy Kerrigan to "break a leg" this season on DWTS. The responses are priceless
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
USA defeats Japan and advances to the World Baseball Classic final due to slippery balls
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Wed March 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Need a ride home after checking yourself out of the hospital? Why not just steal an ambulance?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL jumps at the chance to eliminate leaping over the line of scrimmage on field goals and extra points
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient earthquakes prove that Otisburg is a potential reality
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
"1984" is returning to movie theaters for one night only for those of you who think the current real-life version lacks any substance
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Tattoo removals have skyrocketed in San Francisco, as illegal aliens fear body markings may tie them to foreign criminal gangs and make them a target for immigration officials
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey, look everybody, it's a financial bubble in equities and currency valuation. But no one's paying any attention to it, so it's sure to go away, right?
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
The early-'70s was a great time for surreal live-action Saturday morning kids shows. That included the short-lived "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President Trump's stellar negotiation tactics have caused three wavering Republican lawmakers to firm up their stance on the ACA repeal-and-replace bill: they came out against it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis now going after blasphemous Fark headlines. No level of Hell declared yet for the Politics tab
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
It's spring at Warm Springs Ranch, time for some new Clydesdale foals..Daaawwww
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After a $5 million injury settlement. San Diego decides that making property owners responsible for sidewalk maintenance is not all it's cracked up to be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA has a serious problem with a particular performance enhancing substance, with virtually every player in the league having tested positive for "PB&J"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continue their WBC blonde ambition tour by defeating the Netherlands in 11 to advance to the final
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Trapped by Music Meister, Barry and Kara treat us to a rousing rendition of "Dammit Barry" (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, in WWI France, only JRR Tolkien can destroy the Spear of Destiny. (CW 9ET)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' David Ross makes his debut on DWTS and dances surprisingly well to ... wait for it ... "Go Cubs Go
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The real impact of Trump's "enhanced vetting": No African Citizens Could Attend A Summit On African Trade, Held in California, After Visas Were Denied
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Monday's hearing "debunked" Trump's wiretapping tweets, but left his underlying claim intact: that there was surveillance of the Trump campaign; that the results were shared throughout the government - even possibly reaching the Obama White House
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for eight years; for our anniversary, he wants us to get matching tattoos. However, I want a divorce but am not financially independent. I've made one stupid decision; how do I avoid making another?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Is it me or is Harvey Levin a giant shill for the Trump administration? The big news from Comey and all TMZ can report is that someone jumped the fence at the White House. "Look at the dancing monkey, totally ignore the FBI lining up these weasels"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Majority of Russians back current foreign policy, shrug off sanctions, still can't decide which foreign leader to elect next
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman appears nearly nude in video filmed during her pregnancy. Her daughter was born February 22, her son shipped off in secrecy to Tatooine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Time travel is real, just look at these ancient statues that are holding modern designer handbags. 100% definite proof
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
At 84, Sir Michael Caine says he's cut back on the drinking to the point where Drew might have a 1-in-20 chance of going shot-for-shot with him
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
The sixth annual Father-Daughter Dance for inmates took place at the Richmond Justice Center Sunday afternoon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake news delivers new fake polling numbers for Trump showing only 37% approve of his job performance and a fake 58% of fakers disapprove of his job performance
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Author: AI Universal Translator could offer hope through enhanced personal communication. Reality: AiUT enables users to insult dirt bags using their own native dialect
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Fan backlash begins against the UFC for changing "wins" into "no contests" because of a green substance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In France they think anyone named Kevin is destined to be a total Chad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alternative Facts v2.0 is live. I'm pissed because there are no new features, just word-play tweaks and balancing. Definitely not buying the expansion when it comes out
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This gymnastics performance is equal parts WTF and WOAH
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indicating importance of hipsters to British economic output, UK economists add non-dairy milk, gin, and cycling helmets to inflation basket. "The once-parodied trappings of hipster subculture appear to have become increasingly mainstream"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't Google your estranged brother's location in France before punching him in the face and fighting in the mud
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Super computers to add a decade to life expectancy, so go ahead and eat that Whopper Jr. and take a long drag on your Kools
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Fri March 17, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Preet-less prosecutors decline to charge de Blasio with campaign-finance corruption. Thanks, Trump
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We now know for certain that at least one person out there read Playboy for the articles - German Chancellor Angela Merkel
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(National Review)
 
 
 
HHS Sec. Tom Price says that benchmark for healthcare should be care, not insurance coverage. Aight we can all agree on that? Now let's hear how Trump/GOP plans to provide said care... oh laissez-faire mmmkay that worked magnificently the last time
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(Some Pyramid)
 
 
 
Something is heating up inside Egypt's ancient pyramids. Might be all that stored grain about to spontaneously combust
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is the best song or album to make out to? Ballroom Blitz always seems like it could get you to advance a couple of bases
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're at the airport and attack an employee, shouting "[expletive] Islam, [expletive] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens," that's a crime
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cognitive dissonance sadly not covered by the ACA. Thanks, Obama
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"He's doing everything that he promised he would do - working to secure our borders, took us out of TPP, has the best cabinet that has never been assembled in history," says GOP congressman who gave Trump an A for his performance. Hilarity ensued
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Thu March 16, 2017
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Greek group, Conspiracy of Fire Cells, claims to have sent mail bomb to German Finance Minister. They are also playing the Whiskey this weekend and have a new CD out on Sub Pop
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
AMD: Performance problems? Look, if you buy a Ryzen, you'll get 3 more for free. Seriously. We're just giving them away. What do you need 4 processors for? Hell if I know. Give them to friends, shower your neighbors with them
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Optimism among U.S. CEOs shows biggest increase since 2009. Although it's easy to be optimistic when earning $10 million a year during good times, and a $40 million severance when fired
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Wildlife Commission shares information about escaped monocled cobra, say it will be seeking warmth, shelter, possibly a top hat and fancy walking stick
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Your MLB team isn't very good, your stadium situation is still uncertain, and you're coming off a year in which you were 29th out of 30 in average attendance. What do you do? Lower beer prices, of course
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
San Francisco real estate developer wants to house the homeless in towers of stackable "micro-units." Which would make them live just like everyone else in San Francisco
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Yikes My microwave is watching me...defrost the chicken." Kellyanne Conway sheds light on how our household appliances know everything we do
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let the games begin. Who will advance to the second round of the NCAA Tournament? What upsets will we see? Will your bracket be intact by the end of the day? It is your Thursday NCAA Tournament thread, tip-off is at 12:15 PM ET
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Manchester City falls to Monaco, leaving Leicester City as the last English team alive in the Champions League
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shooting at high school in south-east France. Suspect surrenders
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
Trump's Utah booster cites hunting stance as key to victory & Mormons who voted against Head Cheeto need forgiveness, because Ivanka: "Statistically, if you come from wealth and privilege, you have about an 85 percent chance of being a train wreck"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Sen. McCain directly accuses politician of working directly for the Russians and Vladimir Putin, on the senate floor. Fark: Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky for not supporting bill to advance Montenegro's bid to join NATO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions: "We have too much tolerance for marijuana use. We need to say, as Nancy Reagan said, 'Just say no.'" He then knocked back three fingers of bourbon and took a long, satisfying drag from an unfiltered Camel
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Prometheus plays Parcheesi while Ollie continues to play Checkers. Meanwhile, Felicity continues to play Spin the bottle with Helix (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, Dav