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500 headlines found matching 'ALS'
Sun July 13, 2014
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
2014 World Cup Final is here. Germany are hoping to silence the demons from the past three cups, and Argentina are hoping to win the cup in their own continent and embarrass rivals Brazil. 3pm ET, ABC
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korean advances to World Cup final. Most Glorious Exalted Leader Kim Jong-un has already scored 32 goals in the first 2 minutes over the capitalist dogs
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(28)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Forget about the economy, crime, or global warming. Florida officials are worried about: Air Potatoes
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worried about rare earth minerals driving up the cost of your electronics? Don't worry, California boffins are building battery anodes out of the not-so-rare earth you know as "sand"
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(25)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Villagers take action to ward off pesky crows. Solution may also help ward off The Joker, Lex Luthor and Italian footballer Giorgio Chiellini
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(15)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it
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(53)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The St. Louis Cardinals turn the best 5-8 force-out you'll see this week
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(23)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Contained in a recent study that surprises absolutely no one, 42% of Millennials describe themselves as being "socialists". Also contained in the report which surprises even less, only 16% of them know what "socialist" means
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(174)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why do liberals not feel proud to be American?
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(328)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So many people are being attacked in cases of "river rage" while punting along the canals of one British city that stab vests are now becoming mandatory for boaters (pics)
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Belgian World Cup fan A) Lands in jail for public drunkenness B) Holds up racially charged sign causing international outrage C) Beats Brazil by 4 goals D) Lands modeling gig
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(71)
 
(Some Conservative Guy)
 
 
 
New study reveals that wind turbines slow the earth's rotation and are the real cause of climate change
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(28)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Texts released between former-former Utah AG (currently under state and federal investigation) and his top aide outlining bitter feelings about ushering in the former Utah AG (also currently under state and federal investigation)
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
That tearing sound you heard was Tanaka's elbow, although it may also have been advertisers ripping up contracts for World Series spots as the prospect of a Brewers-A's fall classic looms large
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(72)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jack Blades reveals the details of a new Night Ranger album, which would be welcome news if it were still 1982
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(26)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the first thing you think of as a favorite food from growing up? Special treats or meals that you look back fondly on... it's nostalgia time. Show us your happy food memories
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(299)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting
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(73)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Aereo: "You're a cable company." Aereo to networks: "Great, that means you have to license your signals to us." Networks: "Hey, wait...what?"
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(93)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
'Community experiment' which planned to drop a piano off a 26-storey apartment block stopped at the last minute by scared locals who called it 'utterly stupid'
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(60)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ultracold atoms, light crystals, phase transitions....Welcome to QM highways
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(11)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Poll: Millennials think government is inefficient, abusive and cronytastic, plan to vote for more inefficiency, abuse and cronyism this fall and in 2016. This is great news for Democrats and Republicans
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(106)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany expels CIA station chief after NSA spying. Also finds out he was rooting for Argentina in World Cup final
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(127)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Dear Kendall Jones, we at Facebook have reviewed the page 'Kill Kendall Jones' and found it doesn't violate our community standards. Maybe you shouldn't boast about indiscriminately killing animals"
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Wed July 09, 2014
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Liberals in their 20s and 30s may turn into conservatives, maybe when they are in their 70s and 80s
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(382)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Sure, Ahmad Chalabi gave us false intelligence to justify the Iraq invasion, but now he's the perfect guy to save Iraq. Trust us, we were the Iraq War's head cheerleaders
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(44)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
11 brilliant household tips from subby's cleaning woman. May also be handy for those of you who have to do your own cleaning
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Confederate flag is removed from an east coast college, and officials apologize campus for using slaves in the past. Sadly, a lot of people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(94)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
"Cats" is being revived with a new, hip, rapping cast member. No word on whether this rapping cat is also 10% Rastafarian
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
Video
 
LeBron counts the German goals against Brazil as their fans cry. Not one, not two, not three
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(26)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Oh dear, it looks like Superman has fallen on hard times and is also a little confused
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
In 1933, two doctors got together and decided to stack weights on one of their genitals. NTTAWWT
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives your friend cerebral palsy, make $50,000
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(28)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus liked it better back when the unwashed, uninsured masses shied away from the ER because of the crushing medical bills they'd get slapped with. He also wishes the aforementioned claim were true
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(119)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Ag and Gubernatorial candidate decides the public is no longer allowed to have access to the database of where dangerous chemicals are housed in the state, saying citizens can instead "drive around" and ask companies for that type of information
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(138)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rock The Vote? This year, a bunch of old white men are playing Block The Vote, trying to bar millennials' pathway to the polls
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(124)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
For $88 million, I'd leave South Beach in a minute. Little does he know, Miami wants him to leave also
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(23)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals begin today with Germany vs the host-nation Brazil at 4 (ET). One team will go on to the final, the other will break the hearts (and hopefully not backs) of millions
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Five Thirty Eight takes a look at exactly what qualifies as Classic Rock today. Of course, if you unskew those numbers, the statisticals show that Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, and Lee Greenwood are the most popular classic rock acts
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As Democratic members are increasingly liberals and Republican members are increasingly conservative, moderates are less likely to run for Congress
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Engadget)
 
 
 
AMC adds recliners to its theaters to compete with Netflix. No word on whether you will also be able to read Fark on your laptop while getting stupid on vodak, but I suppose it's a start
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(69)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Richard Mellon Scaife the man who bankrolled the "vast right-wing conspiracy" that created Whitewater, "Troopergate" and almost all the other Clinton-era "scandals" died July 4th, but not before he and Hillary became close friends
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(124)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
There's "I really hate hospitals," and then there's "I hate hospitals so much that I'm going to jump out of a moving car going 50 mph"
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governor of Maine met with a domestic terrorist movement to discuss hanging his political rivals for treason. No, seriously
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(54)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
99% of Alzheimer's drug trials in past decade have failed; 99% of of Alzheimer's drug trials in past decade have also failed
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia found to have the highest proportion of recreational drug users in the world. Well, what would you expect from a population descended from criminals?
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What company should be the one liberals love the most, for being socially conscious, paying amazing wages, etc. That's right the Hobby Lobby
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(273)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
After 41 years, Steve Walsh has reached the point of no return with Kansas
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(50)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Neighbors outraged when house gifted to foster family is sold to rehab facility. Rehab admin reassures neighbors that only 'high net worth' individuals will be housed there, much better than foster kids, right?
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(75)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Move over ketchup, mayo, salsa ... Mustard is now the world's fastest-growing condiment. "It's not unusual these days to hear restaurant patrons asking for mustard for their bread and their fries"
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(88)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials stink
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(141)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"If you're a leftie, the Democratics don't care about your opinion. What they want is your vote, in exchange for exactly nothing. They're political parasites, draining the idealism of progressives while neutering and exploiting mainline liberals"
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(222)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giving your fish Prozac? Scientists want you to stop. Also, why are you giving your fish Prozac?
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(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Once again, Cleveland WR Josh Gordon forgets that he plays for the Browns, not the Bengals
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist claims by 2045 top species on Earth will no longer be human. Same dude also predicts that could be a problem. Gee, ya think?
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(61)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by fireworks. Horrible, non-sustainable, air-polluting, chemical-loaded, explosive warheads of Liberal outrage
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(127)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Marijuana should be legalized--but it should also be very, very expensive
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(240)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The quarter-finals of the 2014 World Cup wrap up today with Argentina facing a Belgian side that may have finally found its rhythm (12 ET), and Netherlands against underdogs Costa Rica who continue to surprise (4)
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(1043)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July as we celebrate our freedom and independence a Gallup survey reveals that Americans are less satisfied with their freedom and that the attitude of the country is down
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(178)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the psychonauts, ordinary people who take newly-concocted mind-altering drugs so they can report if you might want to also
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man invents air-powered rifle capable of taking out flies with blast of rock salt. Will also work against young people cutting across your lawn wearing those baggy pants and listening to the rap music and being impertinent (pics)
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(36)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The quarter-finals of the 2014 World Cup begin today. Can a sluggish German side regain their early tempo against the French at noon? Will Brazil go home early with the help of Colombia's young superstar at 4?
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(884)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Red Lobster and Olive Garden have one thing in common...they are among the places with the saltiest meals of the restaurant chains
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(43)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The World Cup was so popular in America this year that it beat the NBA Finals and the World Series in TV ratings
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(198)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obamanomics continues wreaking havoc by adding 288,000 fake jobs to economy in June, falsely presenting unemployment rate as 6.1% when it's really six times higher at 37.2%
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(54)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-year investigation to find out how much U.N. officials pay themselves results in discovery that nobody in the U.N. knows how much they're paying themselves. Strongly worded letter to follow
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(39)
 
(Trivia Happy)
 
 
 
Those gross Calvin peeing decals have a history. A tasteless history that includes arrests
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(59)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Hey there, New Zealand. It's me, Malaysia. Could you could do me a solid and drop an attempted rape case against one of my diplomats? And if you could also make sure all records surrounding it are sealed as well, that would be great
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Clooney's parents also love Amal
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(28)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You can keep my safe, and you can keep the cash inside my safe. But can I have back that unique bottle of bourbon called Pappy Van Winkle that was also inside the safe?
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's case is also going to get ruled on by the "Law of Unintended Consequences"
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(198)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Indian politician threatens to rape rivals, still expected to win Republican primary
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of.......well, no one really ..... DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair from several museums shows that the hair comes from bears, wolves, and other furry animals
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(44)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
6 reasons liberals are incapable of governing
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(179)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appeals court considering putting an asterisk next to Barry Bonds felony conviction
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(27)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In a bizarre coincidence, it turns out the wife of the Georgia man who researched how toddlers cook to death in vehicles also researched how to cook a toddler to death
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(268)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in my day, it was a common belief that you could make a mouse just by placing a dirty shirt in a container of wheat. Of course back then we also thought the world was flat and pomegranates were the work of Satan
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(104)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Average American eats 23 sticks of butter each year. Higher for those who eat more than three meals a year at The Cheesecake Factory
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(147)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tommy Chong supports E-joints. If they work, he'll also support A, B, C, and D joints
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(22)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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(59)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women being shown their vaginas for the first time find themselves moved. Men also know the feeling of it moving when seeing a woman's vagina for the first time
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(140)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Hospitals soon to be hit by the most expensive drug shortage in history, as suppliers are unable to keep up with the demand for... saline? Really, nobody has a solution?
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(111)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
What do Irish ninjas and shampoo commercials have to do with each other? There is only one way to find out
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton are absolutely, positively, without any measure of a doubt, crushing the right-wing in a) morals, b) scruples or c) book sales. (wait, really? We're putting this as an option?)
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Those who said Hillary Clinton would be shot have been sacked. The sackers of the guy who said Hillary would be shot have also been sacked. We put this new GOP Llama in on very short notice and absolutely no budget
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(96)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Obama and his magical time machine are at it again. This time President Obama travels back to 1930 in order to create the World Cup tournament as a distraction from his scandals
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(63)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says next 'Game of Thrones' book will have more deaths, betrayals, weddings. And he's probably going to start writing it any day now
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(100)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the SCOTUS says that Obama overstepped his authority in making political appointments, leaving Fark Liberals™ the last supporters of the practice
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(260)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hospitals are now collecting detailed consumer data on their patients so they can tell you to put down that ice cream sundae, fatty. And, yes, the article explains hospitals are during this directly because of Obamacare
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(143)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the story about that father who "forgot" his beloved son in a hot SUV? Turns out he also forgot to delete the browser history after his online research on how long it would take an animal to die if it were trapped in a hot car
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(447)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Men's Journal)
 
 
 
Big Business is taking water from rural conservatives to give to urban liberals. Rural conservatives are upset. Plan to vote GOP from now on
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian singer offers her virginity to Boko Haram to return kidnapped schoolgirls. Of course she has also offered her virginity in exchange for a jet, so take it for what it's worth
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(42)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
"We would therefore also like to make it clear that the statement attributed to Iggy Pop that he believes Justin Bieber is the future of rock and roll does not represent Iggy Pop's personal opinion"
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(22)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts punter McAfee can not only kick 72 yard field goals, but he keeps the team's computers virus free
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(35)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
University of Washington Professor: People mistakenly think the Tea Party is racist. That's wrong; they're also homophobic, xenophobic and sexist
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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(102)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Landslide threatens Alaska Pipeline, highway. Fark: The landslide is moving a few inches a week, and officials are considering doing something about it in 2017
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wimbledon tennis officials are determined to keep the tournament all white
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Man busted for running child porn operation out of his home. Fark: Also running a "daycare and mentoring program" out of his home
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(88)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"The robber was wearing a pink plaid shirt with what appeared to be pink and white pajama-like pants. He was also seen wearing a long black apron with grease marks on his pants and white tennis shoes." Fashion police on high alert
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that the same genes that make one more likely to develop schizophrenia also make one more likely to use marijuana. That's like, their personal opinion, man
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(67)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will South Carolina burn? Will we get other GOP incumbents booted by a wave of radicals? Will the Cooch help blue-ball some Mississippian Coch? THIS....is your Tuesday Primary/Runoff day. Get ready for some break-ins
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
David Brock to wealthy liberals: So what if you're called a hypocrite? F*ck em
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(291)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adolf Hitler left a hidden fortune now estimated to be worth more than $5bn. Though he wasn't that bad, he did kill Hitler. Though he also killed the man who killed Hitler
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once a year, the BBC beams 30 minutes of programming to people stranded in Antarctica on the longest night of the year. As the northern hemisphere deals with heat, humidity, and bugs, give it a listen
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(5)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appeals court to atheists who want Ground Zero Cross removed from memorial: "So you find the cross offensive? OK. What makes it offensive? Explain. Be thorough. Show your work"
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(317)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
"20 reasons you wouldn't want to live in an America controlled by liberals like Obama"
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(166)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Symantec's chief operating officer, Stephen Gillett, has an impressive resume that includes executive stints at Starbucks, CNET and Best Buy. He's also a level 70 paladin and priest with a particular focus on healing abilities"
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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(107)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
How awesome is Alaska? Every summer in Anchorage RV owners are allowed to park in school parking lots for free in exchange that they look out for vandals
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(33)
 
(DW Akademie)
 
 
 
Siemens rubs out improved offer for Alstom, thanks to reacharound by Mitsubishi
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(10)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials hate their jobs, need more trophies
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(152)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials at JMU expel three male students who filmed and posted a video of their sexual assault on a female student. But first, here's your diploma
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(189)
 
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists use 17 skulls from 430,000 years ago to demonstrate the early evolution of what would eventually become the Neanderthals. In other news, this headline lacks any jokes but don't worry there will be plenty of jokes to the right
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Tea Party congressman and now former radio host Joe Walsh doesn't understand why he was kicked off the air and suspended from his own radio show in the middle of a live broadcast. See if you can figure out why
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good: There is a cure for science denialism. Bad: It involves massive amounts of the population living in iron lungs because of polio. FARK: Will also involve Florida slipping beneath the ocean
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to distract from his distraction from Benghazi, Obama takes custody of one of the guys who killed a border patrolman during Fast and Furious, which in hindsight was also a distraction from Benghazi
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel employee reveals how to avoid getting an awful room. Apparently you have to find a place that doesn't charge hourly
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So what type of idiot thought it would be a good idea to place a total of $100 billion in liens on homes of federal court officials? [clicks link] Oh...yeah, duh
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(100)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
"No, I do not want fries with that. Also, I'd like to run over your water meter, your shrubs and your menu board, and then try to bite all of you"
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials find out the city they made popular and cool to live in find it too expensive to live there any more
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cuba confims the first six cases of patients sickened by the Chikungunya virus. The reaction from public health officals worldwide was "Wait, that can't possibly be a real thing can it? I mean, c'mon 'Chikungunya'? Really?"
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(40)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is being plagued by murder memorials, and there are so many it's getting hard to navigate the sidewalks and streets on the South Side. Perhaps those memorials should be made illegal, solving the problem entirely
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(72)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If your power went out last night near Seattle, this guy might be shockingly responsible. Also crispy
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Employment expert reveals that winning a job depends on a great resume, outstanding qualifications, stellar references, passing the water test. Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
YouTube will start blocking videos "in a matter of days" from artists whose labels refused to agree to the terms of the platform's new subscription service - terms that are non-negotiable and worse than the deals offered by Spotify, Deezer, and Rdio
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck admits that liberals were right about something. No, this has nothing to do with something happening back in 1994
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate: Here's how to improve education - make it harder to become a teacher. First of all, students entering teacher-education programs MUST be slightly above average, and there needs to be more bureaucratic hoop-jumping for credentials
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(99)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In today's bizarro world, the KC Royals are in first place in the AL Central
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(62)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"The suspect also ate several hot dogs and rice cakes before departing"
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(15)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The CEO of Exxon-Mobil isn't going to let a little thing like patriotism or a direct request from the United States government stop him from travelling to Moscow and doing business deals with people the US has imposed sanctions on
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uruguay fans blame World Cup defeat to Costa-Rica on confiscation of dulce de leche by Brazilian officials
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(12)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Taiwanese animators accurately recap the NBA Finals
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(14)
 
(KWHN 1320)
 
 
 
During NBA Finals Game 5, fans in the arena used more then 182GB of bandwidth, including 394,000 social media posts. Did anybody actually WATCH the game?
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George Will suggests future republican candidates take foreign policy positions somewhere between Obama and Bush, also Benghazi
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
20 years ago today in NYC: Following the Rangers Stanley Cup victory parade up Broadway,thousands of Knicks fans in bars around the city lose their shiat as TVs show a slow moving white Bronco in LA in lieu of Game 5 of the Finals
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(44)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out that Sarah Palin actually gives a damn about somebody else and is willing to side with "the liberals' war whoop". Can I get a "whoop whoop", my homies?
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(27)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It can be unnerving to get woken up by an earthquake after a long day of hunting bearded seals
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(23)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Today's Tea Party victory: Congressman prevents the House from honoring golfer Jack Nicklaus for promoting good sportsmanship and philanthropy. "Nicklaus didn't die on the golf course, and he's got plenty of medals"
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(70)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The ten most religious states in the U.S. are also the ten states that have the worst schools, highest rates of obesity, lowest life expectancy, lowest overall health, lowest minimum wage and of course highest consumption of online pornography
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(110)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Officials in Tucson, Arizona figure out how to save the city money by designating it as a dry seaport and shipping all the recycled paper goods to China
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Spurs win title in five, further cementing the narrative that the NBA rigs its playoffs to benefit large-market teams, unlike the Stanley Cup finals where Los Angeles beat New York City
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(180)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Wade show off more of his defensive prowess? Should the Spurs start their bench just to make things fair for a half? Hopefully Miami's had enough rest to play a whole game. This is your Game 5 NBA Finals thread (8pm EDT)
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(617)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, the Chicago Cubs traded a light hitting outfielder named Lou Brock to the St. Louis Cardinals
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(19)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Drug to cure Hepatitis C is so expensive, even seasoned medical business professionals flinch at the cost
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(51)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
While eight matches are a small sample size, this World Cup has three trends so far: plenty of goals, plenty of comebacks and no team wants to end their match in a draw
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Leno's Tonight Show run has ended, producer reveals the diva demands, worst drunks, moodiest guests, the sexually enticing head cases
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(50)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(359)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Mateo County, CA. announces first sighting of endangered California Condor since 1904. County wildlife officials promise the public they will do everything in their power to kill the bird once again
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do animals have sex for pleasure? (Their pleasure, not the researchers')
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(103)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Other economists review the credentials of David Brat, the teabagger who just defeated Eric Cantor. The tag should let you know what they had to say
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(261)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The guy who beat Eric Cantor in Virginia thinks the Benghazi conspiracy goes all the way to the top... of the Republican Party. Bonus: Also, Christianity isn't compatible with paying taxes
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(157)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The new MLB math: One accidental backswing equals two batters hit by pitcher, or 4 ejections. Whichever comes first
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
53 year old man steals 600 high school girl's uniforms from 50 different schools
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(51)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jimmy Rolllins steals two bases ... on the same pitch
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(38)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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(32)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
I've been falsely conned by this balcony glass
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(43)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Eric Young's World title reign will last longer than Daniel Bryan's. That's the joke. TNA Impact tonight at 9 PM eastern on Spike. That's also the joke, and the official discussion thread's right here
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(226)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Spurs stay hotter than their arena? Will LeBron show off his GROWN MAN STRENGTH? Now that Greg Oden has more finals minutes than the rest of us, it is time for a Game 4 NBA Finals thread (9pm EDT)
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(459)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas officials think a distillery is incompatible with a historical golf course. Thousands of Scots beg to differ
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCU published an "open" ad for a professor position, the minimum qualifications included "having written at least 25 books on the history of Silicon Valley" and being an editor at Forbes.com. Oddly someone already on staff had those exact quals
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(88)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Tobey Maguire is not only a poor loser, he's also a psychotic douche
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(128)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Afghan humanitarian aid workers pack all the essentials-backpack, water bottle, umbrella, fleshlight... wait, what? (Not safe for work)
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Rich individuals vote Republican, but rich states vote Democrat. Slate's minds are BLOWN
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swim ban lifted after shark swarm shut down Alabama beaches. Locals still in shock after seeing a creature with a full set of teeth
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman claims she doesn't know what's in beer, but says it might be CHEMICALS. So she begs the two crappiest beer manufacturers to list what's in their crappy beer and how they make it
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(179)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Hi I'm Cameron and I'll be mixing up this special sauce for you. Would you like to hear the specials or should we just skip straight to sending your credit card number out for sale on the Internet?
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(12)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
OK GOP candidate for the State Legislature is a self-described libertarian who believes in lower taxes, less regulation, smaller government, and of course stoning homosexuals to death-but only based on local or state laws not intrusive federal ones
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(133)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hey Dan Snyder, "We call ourselves Chiefs, We call ourselves Indians, We don't call ourselves ____" Commercial calling for a name change airs during the NBA finals
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(147)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(88)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"False flag attacks by the US government to take your guns away are getting so numerous and so easy to spot, you have to wonder why they keep trying. Seriously, it didn't work the first 100 times. The Masonic International Bankers should stop trying"
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(73)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The hard truth is that the GOP can't lose any of its shrinking base by alienating the lunatic right-wing fringe, from the Ted Nugents to the Cliven Bundys to the white supremacists. What we view as radicals, the GOP views as their last, best hope"
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(77)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: School censors Arizona high school year book. News: School officials make students carry out the censorship. Fark: By hand, with duct tape
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(62)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Fundamentals of Armed Robbery Lesson 1 : Remain awake throughout the entire robbery procedure
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(26)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Stephen King reveals that nobody who worked on the first season of CBS's "Under the Dome" planned on it being renewed. "I said, "What's going to happen? ... He said, "I have no f***ing idea"
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find that in addition to recognizing sweet, sour, salty, savory, and bitter tastes, our tongues can also pick up on something else. Any guesses?
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(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coach of the Rangers "coy" on his game 4 plan, but it likely includes scoring goals and not losing
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(28)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
This F-bomb you want to drop, I do not think this phrase means what you think it means. Florida also still working through some of the finer details of the 13th amendment
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(48)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple working on Maps feature to help you find your car. Image also shows work on new feature to find hockey pucks
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(20)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Remember that hippie traitor with the Taliban beard who encouraged his son to desert? False alarm, it's really a Duck Dynasty beard so everything is OK
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(141)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study reveals that the only birth control method used by 12% of women is to rely on their old man to pull out, assuming the phone doesn't startle him or something
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(87)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
KC Royals ball boy fields fair ball, immediately learns his lesson
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(57)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til cops catch you at a gas station after you burglarized a home and you just happen to be wearing the items you stole. Bonus: Was also wearing a stolen woman's swimsuit under his clothes
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(28)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but Kansas officials might have distorted the truth as to the source of their budget woes. Thanks Obama
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(73)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Spurs cramp the Heat's style? Will LeBron make it through the entire game? Can anyone stop Mario Chalmers? It's YOUR game two NBA Finals thread as the action starts at 8 pm EST
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(341)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi makes overtures to buy the Buffalo Bills and move them to Canada, so the city of Buffalo decides to ban Bon Jovi from setting foot in their town. Tag is for Buffalo city officials
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(90)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Wikipedia algorithm reveals the most influential people In 35 centuries of human history, but you'll never guess who beats Jesus
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, coal will be around for a long, long time, as a cheap source of power across the globe. Anyone who believes in wind power and biofuels as a solution to soaring energy demand also believes in the Easter Bunny"
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(124)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do-it-yourself funerals have become a popular way to save money, if you don't mind putting up with a little dead weight
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(40)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man with what police describe as a 'golf addiction' steals $9,200 worth of golf equipment, leaving Pro Shop owner teed off
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(16)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
10 essentials for a more comfortable camping trip. Or, you could just live in your garage for a weekend, brushing bugs out of your teeth and destroying your clothes with your massive pit stains. It's pretty much the same experience just cheaper
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
France bombs the Statue of Liberty in NY harbor with one million red rose petals. Thousands in the crowd below mangled with beautiful red affection because of the touching D-Day tribute
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(67)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Freebie and the Bean, 1974 - Two bickering cops (Arkin and Caan) need to bust a mobster while also protecting him from a hit. Trigger warning: 70s fashion
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(9)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Comparing Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush's reading lists shows more about their philosophies and goals for the country
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat: Caturday's worst bird-catching pet cat, Ruggles, makes numerous attempts to catch a tiny bird, and like a scene from Sylvester and Tweety, fails miserably. Previously he failed to catch a mouse, also caught on film (w/pics)
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(1170)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Colbrunn, the hitting coach for the Red Sox suffered subarachnoid brain hemorrhage, but is resting in the hospital and is expected to recover. Also reports experiencing a sudden strange affinity for the Yankees
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(10)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Vintage chemistry sets show that we used to be way more laid back about chemicals
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(43)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Just in time to be attacked by the liberals during the war on Christmas, it's the Duck Dynasty Bible
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(123)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Fox News host: "Neil de Grasse Tyson says alien life may think we are unintelligent after seeing our television signals. What say you, neckbearded guest?" Neckbearded guest: "Tyson is just some black guy who is drunk with adulation"
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(177)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia officials to Uber and Lyft: You have not paid sufficient bribes ... er, sorry, obtained official permits ... and are therefore no longer allowed to operate within the state
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(64)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
News: Agents seize over 150 bags of heroin in man's vehicle, along with $1,200 in U.S. currency. Fark: They also find an additional 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine, and Percocet pills in his bellybutton
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(25)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina violates one of the unwritten rules of baseball by plunking Royals leadoff batter Nori Aoki in the head while trying to throw the ball back to the pitcher. (Video)
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(65)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Camp in beautiful Antarctica. Come for the leopard seals, stay for the penguins peeing inside your tent
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(68)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Dude makes, then somehow manages to eat, 12 lb monster burrito packed with over 9000 calories. In some parts of the world, this is also known as "food for a year"
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(21)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"The man also pleaded ignorance that it was against the law to burn bags of feces behind police stations"
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(42)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Chimps are better at strategic reasoning than humans are. This also applies to throwing feces
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(21)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Whose bench will have the biggest impact? Which stars will shine brightest? Legacies are on the line as dynasties collide. Heat vs. Spurs tips off at 9:00 PM on ABC in a NBA Finals rematch
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(423)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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(75)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
While Hillary Clinton backpedals on her support for prisoner exchange with Taliban, Joe Biden remains in the comfortable position of having no opinion
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(128)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that animals with sharp daggers embedded in their faces are not really cute and cuddly
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(16)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
New app promises to not only let you track your BAC, but also review your night out on the morning after. "You felt like an 8 last night. You delivered your jokes smoothly and charmed everyone. Well done"
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(26)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Principal comes out to students during gay pride celebration. Most Principals would have just gotten their head shaved or wore a funny tie
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(107)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Today's Brass Balls story is of this man who scared vandals that were shooting at cars with a BB gun into calling 911 on themselves
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(30)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As if being defeated in a primary isn't bad enough, you also get popped by the feds the next day for perjury and election fraud? Boy, do you suck at this or what?
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(60)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Gun homicides have actually gone down, once again proving Fark liberals wrong about gun control
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(414)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Corey Hart now wears his prescription bifocals at night
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(41)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Tea Party official enters a county courthouse through a propped-open door hours after closing and ends up locked in. The courthouse also contained "election material," but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
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(186)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Photos of Canada's biggest diamond mine reveals a massive hole, on an island, in a lake. "Basically it looks like it's on the ice planet Hoth from The Empire Strikes Back"
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(19)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proper training helps reduce pet shootings, though officials concede that is still no justification for a cocker spaniel owning a fully automatic assault rifle
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(54)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians Justin Masterson becomes only the 70th pitcher in MLB history to throw an "immaculate inning" (nine pitches, nine strikes, three strikeouts). Not dominant enough? He also threw 25 consecutive strikes from the third innning to the sixth
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(47)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
The Cubs, assumed to be leaving WGN-TV after this season, now have also bolted from WGN radio after 90 years on the air
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(75)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
ACLU: We can haz ur surveillance records plz? Police: Um, I guess, sure. US Marshals: YOINK
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(84)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Critics slam racy pop music that is destroying the country's morals. This is a repeat from 1909
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay, sure, fracking injects unknown, possibly carcinogenic chemicals into our water table, and yes it sometimes cause flames to shoot out of of your faucet and the odd earthquake or ten, but it's helping America beat The Hun, so it's all good
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(137)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember that girl from the 5-hour energy pink lemonade commercials? Well turns out her name is Allison, she's pretty down to earth, and she likes singing Taylor Swift in her bathroom. In fact, here she is now
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(45)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
New report suggests that Earth is on the verge of another great extinction; most at risk of vanishing forever are people who can properly use their turn signals and distinguish "their" from "they're" from "there"
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(167)
 
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are not a substitute for children, says pope who clearly hates animals
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(80)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sheep World Cup held in Colombia, with animals dressed in colors of Brazil and Colombia taking part in soccer game. Reports say the sheep were better at soccer than Team USA is expected to be
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marriott hotel chain advertises: We want to be the go-to hotel for all Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transgenders
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(51)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "US policy has changed, now we make deals with terrorists" Politifact: And by "we", do you mean the Founding Fathers Washington, Adams, Jefferson, and Reagan?
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
True or false? Yes
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(72)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: An Argentinian town that was underwater for 25 years, exposed again. Cooler: Danny MacAskill riding his trials bike around, through and over it
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(23)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
FIFA officials implicated in bribes over Qatar World Cup bid. Old news is so exciting
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(151)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Party animals - literally
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(6)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Proving once again that umpires are mostly blind and can't count to potato, Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos drew a five-ball walk on Friday night
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You want cute? I'll give you cute. Here's a cute collection of cute videos of cute animals eating cute snacks
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to accuse Seth Rogen of Tweeting quotes falsely attributed to Mitt Romney, you might want to make sure that is his actual Twitter account first
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(29)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Antonio Spurs will meet the Miami Heat in the finals. This is not a repeat from 2013
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(52)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB fun with numbers: KC Royals Aaron Brooks makes his first career start, gives up 7 runs in the first inning for a game ERA of 94.50. Lifetime ERA now stands at an imposing 43.88
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ has V. Stiviano on tape mocking black people as part of an old reality show pilot. I guess this means that Mario Chalmers is now NBA finals MVP
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(60)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Perpetual dine and dash scammer will get his next 5 years of meals for free
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(13)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Someday root canals will be a thing of the past once scientists perfect blasting laser beams into your teeth
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(38)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Liberals are increasingly using white men as a punching bag these days
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(469)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron and the Miami Heat decide to go back to the NBA finals for the fourth straight year
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(46)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activists who lobbied government to require abortion doctors have hospital admitting privileges are now lobbying hospitals to revoke abortion doctors' admitting privileges
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(129)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals, last in home runs, bench their hitting coach
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(72)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why haven't the Republicans in Washington inquired as to why liberals who claim they don't like it when guns kill people seem fine when socialized medicine does the killing?
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(127)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the strange Swiss cheese pervert to the crazy cow manure pervert: The world's weirdest criminals
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(5)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are war criminals, declares Richard Clarke, counter-terrorism czar who worked for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld
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(107)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago Public School officials say it is a COMPLETE coincidence that the name of a fictitious government official making anti-immigration comments to a "conservative journal" in a 7th grade critical reading assignment was "Arie Payo"
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(73)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The folks who run the VA? Not So hot. The ones who created the Obamacare website? Idiots. But Obama's "False Flag" anti-gun ops team"? Truly top notch; as last weekend's staged shooting in Santa Barbara again proves
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(93)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court upholds First Amendment right to film police. So that's settled now and will never come up again
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(78)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama thieves are targeting urinals, plan to keep going until the little pink puck has been completely melted down
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(21)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
British police release crime stats broken down by age and reveal that five three-year-olds are among country's most dangerous criminals
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(32)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Thief steals man's classic 1979 Datsun. In other news, the word "classic" has now been watered down to the point that it is being used to describe a 1979 Datsun
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(197)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beware the brown acid. Oh, and also the pigeon neck walk illusion
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(13)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police set up bait bikes to catch bicycle thieves. Liberals have a problem with that... because it targets the poor. You know... those poor people that can't afford bikes and steal yours instead
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(234)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals fans, keepers of the flame and deciders of who plays the game The Right Way, official decide Derek Jeter is "classy enough 2 be a Cardinal"
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(38)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
As with all proper funerals, it's important to eulogize and offer fond memories of the departed before crushing their remains with a bulldozer
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian fisherman snags 4,000-year-old Bronze Age statue in his net, exciting archeologists who say bronze used to be the most important metal in the world, unlike today where its only use is to make medals for Canadian athletes in Olympics
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Truth be told, the so-called tea party was never as big or as organized as liberals imagined"
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(206)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It has to be asked: Why are extraterrestrials fascinated with Earth's cows? Is there no good barbecue on Ceti Alpha VI?
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(32)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Eastern Conference Finals Game 4 thread. Are the Pacers dead? Will Miami take a commanding 3-1 lead? Will there be complaining about officiating? ESPN 8:30pm
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(122)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael C. Hall also hated the Dexter series finale, so there's that, at least
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(74)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can Ibaka save the Thunder? Will the Spurs have a 30 point lead at half? It's your Western Conference Finals discussion thread. 8:30 ET on TNT
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best friends Mr G, the goat, and Jellybean, a donkey, separated after officers seize animals from squalid home, take them to separate animal sanctuaries. Mr G get depressed, stops eating, missing his friend, Jellybean. Then, something amazing happens
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the US, white collar criminals who get caught scamming billions from innocents spend a few years in elegant Federal prisons that are like country clubs. In Iran, those types of criminals get executed
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(113)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Awesome: Last week was the first time an amputee, a Pakistani woman and a Saudi Arabian woman scaled Mount Everest. Don't Wanna Live on This Planet Anymore: Also the first time someone did the Harlem Shake on the summit
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(61)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Your official NBA Eastern Conference Finals concussion thread. You know where you are Paul George? You're in the jungle or your bed or maybe in a car. You can't know. Heat v. Pacers, 8:30 tip off on ESPN
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(188)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 173, with Renan Barao vs T. J. Dillashaw for the bantamweight title. Also Olympians Dan Henderson vs Daniel Cormier. Early prelims at 6:30 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, prelims at 8 PM on Fox Sports 1, main card at 10 PM on PPV
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(363)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Fitzgeorge-Parker was a louche, somewhat rackety character who confessed to 'questionable morals'. He also appeared to struggle to distinguish truth from fiction, and at one point was even sued by his own father." Yes, it's another Telegraph obit
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(19)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to make a hamburger patty from stem cells? Well, sorry, but it's a lot harder than you think. And you also really need some new hobbies, dude
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(12)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fashion designer creates t-shirt that gives you instant set of double D's. Also for men
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(39)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe's latest trap to catch liberals turns out not to be all that it's fracked up to be
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(218)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Latest evidence that our society is doomed: "With the rise in 'belfies' (where people take photographs of their asses and post them on social media), one New York spa is now offering 'bum facials' to get that rear looking picture perfect"
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(94)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
NewsFlash
 
Portland officials tell residents to boil water to remove its taint
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(126)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-wine scientists double down and say it's also good for your teeth
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(24)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania cops may soon be able to search your car without a warrant. That's not all though, they may also have the authority to arrest you if you have a secret compartment in your car, even though nothing is in it
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(248)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Current and former Buccaneers play against a team that has faced tougher opponents. Field must have been slightly dusty, and also capable of a gut punch over the interwebs
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(10)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Custody battles over a child are always emotional, brutal, soul-destroying ordeals. It's even worse when it's a custody battle over a child's ashes
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(54)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Baptist church claims that shafting your contractor and bearing false witness against him are what Jesus would have wanted
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(47)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
As May Sweeps comes to an end, investigative television news team reveals that some people on Craigslist are offering free rent in exchange for regular sex. "'Go for a roll in the hay,' the man said"
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(145)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Weak 1Q sales force American Eagle Outfitters to close 150 stores. Apparently consumers decide they can find better deals than a $60 T-shirt made in Bangladesh
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(26)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery. Fark: In his underpants
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(32)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Thunder slow down the Spurs offense? Will Westbrook pull a Westbrook? Will Tim Tim give the refs a bug eyed stare? It is your official NBA Western Conference Finals thread. Game tips at 9:00 PM on TNT
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headlines that lie: "Elle Fanning says what we're all thinking about Angelina Jolie." False: There's nothing in her comments about baby oil, satin sheets, knives or a leopard
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(40)
 
(HSH.com)
 
 
 
How much salary do you need to earn to afford the principal, interest, taxes and insurance payments on a median-priced home in your metro area? Click the link to find out. And also, why homes are so cheap in Cleveland?
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think music festivals are too singular in musical style? How about one that includes Judas Priest, Wiz Khalifa, Dinosaur Jr. and Jello Biafra?
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 16-year-old is arrested for robbery. News: After his mom drove him to the police station and turned him in. FARK: Grandma also shows up and the two furious women take turns yelling at the him
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(48)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
It's your official NBA Game 2 Eastern Conference Finals discussion thread. Predictions to the right, highlights from Game 1 Pacer's stomp to the left. Will the real Heat please stand up? Stand up? Stand Up?
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(421)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
Video
 
Brandon Phillips goes completely horizontal for the game-saving grab in the 12th inning of the Reds 15-inning win against the Nationals last night
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama steals 500,000 acres in New Mexico and gives it to the American People
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(180)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the guy who signs nearly everybody's paycheck in Eastern Ukraine came out against independence and sent his steelworkers to help out the cops; locals there have made it clear they've also had just about enough of the separatists
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
USA identifies Wang Dong and four accomplices as cyber-espionage suspects. Grabbir Boubi, I-Zheet M'Drurz and Ho Lee Fook also being investigated
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(49)
 
(Live4ever)
 
 
 
'Dubstep killed guitar music - but it's coming back.' In related news, bands whose guitarists have only mastered two chords in eight years and who couldn't make eye contact with a crowd if their lives depended on it are also expecting a renaissance
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(146)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drew's cousin reveals his life of drinking and debauchery
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(20)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
When buying a multimillion dollar yacht, make sure it has a champagne bar, multiple Jacuzzis, and a good supply of strippers and coke. Optionally, you could also make sure it floats before setting sail
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(43)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals starts tonight with the Ibaka-less Thunder going head to head with the defending conference champion Spurs. Game tips off at 9:00 PM on TNT
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(117)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yoga will change your life. And by "yoga" they mean having no attachments to things, people, morals, beliefs. Huh, imagine that
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
New York Rangers advance to the Stanley Cup Finals for the first time in 20 years
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(91)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"...Defense lawyers are also expected to point out that the 'Butcher of Bosnia' suffers from a condition that makes it impossible for him to distinguish truth from fiction"
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman reveals he had to wear a cocksock during the filming of his nude scenes for the latest X-Men movie, because his penis kept popping out and going 'SNIKT' at the most inopportune times
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(37)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals tells district court judge that before laughing them out of court, he has to apply the law to analyze whether it's actually a mole hill or a mountain that litigious atheists are pointing at
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
AMA says that handshakes are a health concern in hospitals. Doctors to use only high fives and fist bumps when a patient survives surgery
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(23)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Flyers have the highest winning percentage in the NHL over the past 39 years. The most playoff wins. Most appearances in the Stanley Cup finals and semi-finals. One of the highest payrolls every year. And zero championships in that period
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Us DOJ files criminal charges against 5 top Chinese military officials for massive industrial and cyber espionage against US companies. China says they'll get right on slapping some cuffs on these villains, then makes wanking motion
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(49)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in China there is a restaurant where patrons eat their meals in total darkness, but don't even think about flinging your peas at other customers because the wait staff all wear military-grade night vision goggles
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(32)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How politicians can win Millennials. Assuming they can turn away from their iPods and Instagrams and Miley Cyruses and ecstasy
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(170)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Your official thread for game one of the 2014 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Indiana Pacers. Miami Heat. Book it. Done. 3:30 p.m. ET, ABC
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(205)
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Man steals 5 jackets from store, security chases him, he hops on bike, gets hit by car, car fails to stop, driver charged with hit and run, passenger charged with drug possession, and hit and run victim charged with theft. THE ARISTOCRATS
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(24)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Dog alerts family to fire at a exotic animal rescue shelter, allowing the family to get all but 2 of the animals out unharmed. He may not ask for a steak but he certainly does deserve one
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(25)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Take a break from politics, rape, murder, mayhem, outrage and rape to look at the cutest pics of baby animals EVER. Subette wants to nuzzle the snout of the piglets
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(42)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
For all the bellicose bluster from John McCain and the rest of the armchair generals on the right, it looks like Obama's approach to the Ukraine crisis is working
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(212)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Eastern Conference Finals Game 1. 1pm ET: NBC, CBC. From the Bell Centre, Rangers @ Canadiens & Price v. Lundqvist. HOCKEY
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(444)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want to stand at the top of a 420-foot observation tower surveying the scenic majesty that is known by mere mortals as 'downtown Phoenix'
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(59)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student photo will not be included in yearbook because student was wearing a bow tie. Should have also worn a fez
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(201)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida high school coach steals $950 from players' wallets, says he was just preparing his athletes for dealing with an agent
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(21)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Yeah. There are obituaries and pictorials. But subby offers you "Gigerotica." Best freakin' non-commercial, school project, documentary on the life and work of H.R. Giger you'll ever see
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(17)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Millennials have realized that the stock market is a sucker's bet designed to enrich Wall Street middlemen and the super-wealthy at the middle class' expense- and that is freaking out this boomer columnist who was hoping to cash in his 401(K) soon
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(210)
 
(Times Press Recorder)
 
 
 
Bear wanders past baseball game which evidently failed to hold his attention. Park officials hope to trap him by staging soccer game that will bore him to sleep
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(31)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Royals announcer Rex Hudler mistakes the moon for a planet, but c'mon - announcers used to do that all the time talking about Barry Bonds' head
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Concept artist recreates Statue of Liberty in 250 pieces around NYC. Inspired thief steals a 40-pound piece, leaving behind an inscription reading "Gimme your scrap metal, your wallet, your phone, your shoes, your jewelry yearning to be pawned"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
...and the latest person to sue a fracking company is a rabbit breeder who says its low-flying helicopters terrorized her animals which led to many bad things with them
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
On this day in 1966, the Beach Boys released Pet Sounds, one of the most influential albums ever made. Fun fact: Phil Spector's Wall of South was such an inspiration, Brian Wilson made sure his initials were part of the album's title
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Millennials don't always suck: Roommates buy lumpy couch from Salvation Army, find $40K stuffed inside, locate original owner...and give money back
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(79)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Egypt would like you to know that Communism and Tom & Jerry were invented by the ancient Egyptians and that they also built all the pyramids 200 years before the dates of the oldest ones
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jason Priestly: "I regret quitting 90120. Now, can I start you off with an appetizer or would you like to hear about our specials?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A belated welcome to the 50-and-still-staggeringly-hot club, Jennifer Beals
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, Gisele Bundchen has a shorter twin sister who is also very hot. The line starts on the left, right behind subby
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials aren't actually as narcissistic as everyone thought. Somebody give them a trophy
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists find fossilized sperm in near-perfect state of preservation. They also suggest maybe you should wash that sock once in a while
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(28)
 
(Moneywise (UK))
 
 
 
The cheapest summer music festivals to attend. Each one promises muddy hippies, bands that would rather die than make eye contact and some loud chick in her 30s in a cowboy hat getting way too into it. There's always a chick in a cowboy hat
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
There just might be a link between fracking and earthquakes if government officials in Texas feel like it's worth investigating
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(46)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich calls for more tolerance of gay people in America, blames gay people for situation: "Homosexuals should be more tolerant of homophobes"
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(186)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Roller discos are making a comeback, claims person full of 70s nostalgia and false hope
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vietnamese protesters show their savvy geopolitical knowledge as they burn factories in Hanoi in protest of oil drilling in disputed territory. Also show their geopolitical naiveté when they don't know the difference between mainland China and Taiwan
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Seven filthy rich liberals railing against 'the rich' in quotes
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese author specializes in collecting odd examples of WWII domestic propaganda, such as pics of school principals working naked to show their toughness and patriotism. "Most readers enjoy them. Many have said, 'Oh, this is just like North Korea'"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Charlie Rangel (D-Hi De Hi De Hi, Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho) calls for Republicans to be tested for Hillary Derangement Syndrome. Republicans call for Rangel's hair to be investigated for chemicals that would kill lab rats at 20 paces
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Note to all criminals. CCTV cameras aren't the best item to steal... for reasons which should be obvious
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FBI uses autistic hacker as cooperating witness to nail members of Anonymous. They also decided not to prosecute after the man's constant invocation of one Judge Wapner
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida health care workers who treated MERS patient also ill. Let's not all panic at once. We'll have to take shifts
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