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500 headlines found matching 'ALS'
Sat June 25, 2016
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Streaker at CFL game gets crushed by a player. Also, the CFL apparently draws huge crowds that should make Jacksonville Jaguars fans ashamed of themselves. Also also, Canadian streakers keep their pants on
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Got a gun? Live in Hawaii? The state government now believes you should be on a list with known criminals so they can keep an eye on you anywhere in the nation
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Knockout Stage begins for the EURO 2016 with the Suisse vs Poland at 9am, Wales & Northern Ireland at noon, Croatia vs Portugal at 3. Copa America 3rd place match, USA v Colombia at 8pm. Also, MLS action. This is your Saturday Football Thread
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Rookie's bodycam reveals New Mexico law enforcement's lax reaction to a reported drunk driver - and D.A. for 3 counties - in her state-owned Dodge. Whoopsie
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that many of the cars you see in commercials are actually dune buggies with lots of CGI
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Buenos Aires zoo is closing after 140 years to give its animals a better life. 'Captivity is degrading'
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While everyone was celebrating the Cleveland Cavaliers' victory, the Cleveland Indians have quietly rattled off six straight wins and are now in first place by three games over the Royals
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
59 percent of white evangelicals say America is no longer a Christian nation, as the Founding Fathers intended, and is headed in the wrong direction with all these foreign religions
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hospitals are terrible places to be a password
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Out of 7000 "Run across hot coals to prove you're a fearless executive warrior" types attending a Tony Robbins seminar, there were 40 who thought they could stop, take a selfie, update Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and emerge unscathed
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of Popeyes biscuits overturns in Mississippi, or as the locals call it, breakfast for six
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Thu June 23, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
If Nebraska ever wants to get back to a championship caliber program, they need to run the ball effectively. They also need to know when the QB is going to throw an Interception and run the ball on those plays
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who didn't want to go to school sports day because he was afraid other kids would laugh at his legs wins gold medal in race against rest of school. Hey, we're not assholes here ALL the time (sweet vid)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to health professionals, going commando at night is necessary to let your nether regions 'breathe' and to avoid infection"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man takes a stand against drunk drivers, slaps "Don't drink and drive" decals on his truck. Irony strikes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nationals' Michael A. Taylor had just about the crappiest day at work imaginable yesterday
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama city councilwoman objects to Holocaust memorial, because she does not think that memorials should be for dead people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Nuts," an inventive documentary, reveals a doctor's secret to success: goat testicle transplants - fun for the whole family
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One reason you should be cheering for England to reach the Euro 2016 quarter-finals this Sunday: it will prevent the new Top Gear from airing
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delusional individuals actually think that they can leverage to pressure presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton into rooting out corporate influence inside the party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mom reveals to 15 & 17 year-old kids that she's a CIA spy; worries that kids will resent her for lying about her work for years. I guess they were really mad about Santa Claus
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 group play finishes with Group F (Hungary & Portugal, Iceland & Austria) at Noon ET, Group E (Italy & Ireland, Sweden & Belgium) at 3pm, Copa America Finals will be set with Chilé & Colombia at 8pm. This is your Wednesday Footy Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's why millennials have handshakes like a dead trout: "Lack of hard work means young people today have less grip strength"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Much like their parents, millennials are buying their first homes in the suburbs ...and much like their parents' first home they're not getting what they want
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Being a delegate to the Democratic convention is an honor and a privilege, it's also friggin' expensive as hell
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In the EURO 2016, Groups C & D finish up. Northern Ireland & Germany, Ukraine & Poland at 12 noon, and Croatia & Spain, Turkey & Czech Republic at 3. Also the USMNT play Argentina in the Copa America @ 9. This is your Tuesday Football Thread
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(The News (Poland))
 
 
 
As the 2016 Olympics loom, the IOC still hasn't figured out who actually won medals at Beijing in 2008
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Before letting your children kiss, nuzzle, or lick the baby animals, remember that even the cutesy fuzzy-wuzzy ones are covered in germs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, Vox, you can't mod the AR-15 into a faking grenade launcher. Also since most of your weapons knowledge comes from video games, you should know you can't just say "IDKFA" and get all the weapons in real life
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN reveals the list of athletes in this year's Body Issue, which includes Jake Arietta, Von Miller, and the first transgender athlete
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(WorldPoliticsUS)
 
 
 
South Carolina passes spectacular bill for students... liberals are going NUTS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James has now surpassed Michael Jordan as the most valuable player in NBA finals history according to a made up statistic that measures playoff points, rebounds etc, and completely ignores the fact that Jordan finals never HAD 7 games
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It has come to this: the Washington Nationals players are now coffee snobs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vote for this guy for Missouri governor because he's good at swimming underwater and killing people. Also guns
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well it looked like the Cleveland Cavaliers already had a championship trophy before they won in Game 7 of the Finals
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(Time)
 
 
 
The reason Warcraft has been so successful in China--even overshadowing The Force Awakens--is that fans are watching it to escape their horrible lives which don't allow them freedom of choice. Also, they liked Avatar, which was just as awful
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Millennials increasingly skip buying starter homes, probably for much the same reason they don't hunt the elusive Skunk Ape or photograph the Loch Ness Monster
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man upset over woman parking in front of his home jams tree branch through window, waves shotgun at her. He also waved a flag - care to guess which one?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you buy your chicken at Target, what the fark is wrong with you? Also, it's being recalled
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Sun June 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Game 7 of the NBA Finals for all the marbles. Will King James finally bring a championship to Cleveland, or will the Warriors be golden again? Here is your Game 7 thread, tip-off is at 8pm ET on ABC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post thinks people will be OUTRAGED that Bill Clinton also nailed Eleanor Mondale
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When Putin said Trump was brilliant he used the Russian word that also means "flashy" or "shiny," like a diamond ring being brilliant. It pays to know the language
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Meet the Royals fan who has attended 1,000 consecutive home games. It's the Joe DiMaggio of attendance streaks
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 9 of Euro 2016: Ireland and Belgium @ 9am ET, Iceland & Hungary @ 12, Portugal & Austria @ 3, Copa America sees Argentina & Venezuela @ 7, Mexico y Chilé @ 10 for semi-finals spots. This is your Saturday Futbol Discussion Thread
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Firefox's new Containers could spare your work colleagues from seeing how many times a day you post about sports / video games / animated musicals. (Delete as applicable.)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want a ticket to Game 7 of the NBA finals? Bring money. LOTS of it
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Venezuelan schools have no class and no principals, also no food and armed robbery in the hallways. American inner city schools look on with envy
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So you think you know how to deal with hazardous materials at the Willy Wonka factory? Tell me again why you called hazmat
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday MMA: Four events today. EFN 50 during the day, with Fedor vs Maldonado, starts 11 AM ET on Fight Pass. Bellator 156 Galvao vs Dantas II in the evening, prelims stream at 7:50 PM ET, main card on Spike at 9 PM ET. Also WSOF 31, and RFA 39
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
FDNY chief killed in 9/11 attacks finally laid to rest after two vials of his donated blood found
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Guy who was NOT harming homosexuals WAS, in fact, harming children
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
After trailing 3-1 in the NBA Finals, the NBA realized they don't want to respect Stephen Curry and eject him from his first NBA game ever
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Thu June 16, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Brave Alabama County Chairman refuses to bow down to Tyrant Obama's demand that homosexuals be recognized as human beings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fresh on the murder of an MP, Britain First threatens all Muslim elected officials
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Golden State Warriors seal the deal or will the Cleveland Cavaliers continue to bring hope to its city that an elusive major sports championship is possible this year? Here is your Game 6 of the NBA Finals thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on ABC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I didn't even know Mexicans were that smart," Austen quipped to her Fox co-hosts during the Barstool Sports broadcast. She also asserted that "the Chinese guy is always the smartest guy in math class" and that Jewish people are "stingy"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials suggest a bird carried severed fingers across state lines, perhaps an African Swallow
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Visa is upset that its indentured serfs are being treated like pawns by Walmart who sees them as economic vassals
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember the fuss over the "Gospel of Jesus' Wife" papyrus? Elegant but brutal article exposes the owner and probable forger. Bonus: the Stasi, Florida and porn sites also involved
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The "Arizona Lion's Guard" is a group of motorcycle riders that will protect Trump supporters from protestors at his upcoming Phoenix rally. Their leader boasts her credentials: "I was born in Harlem ... I've been fighting all my life"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg reveals the one thing that won't happen in Indiana Jones 5: "I think this one is straight down the pike for the fan... The one thing I will tell you is I'm not killing off Harrison [Ford] at the end of it"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Welcome back to ESPN's coverage of the finals -- let's go over to our sideline reporter, Craig Sager
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg calls the 1954 NBA Finals
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Other countries are getting upset that the U.S. cares when homosexuals get shot
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
33 things to enjoy in San Francisco for less than $5 includes museums, festivals, and entitled smugness
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The number one reason the Penguins won the Stanley Cup: they scored more goals. But here are four other contributing reasons
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The LA gay pride parade gun nut who was originally considered dangerous, then not, is back to dangerous again. $2M bail set after it's revealed that in addition to assault rifles and explosives, he also had a black hood, taser, and handcuffs
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tim Donaghy says Green was suspended to prolong the Finals. The NBA is still real to you, dammit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harvard study confirms that Trump and Clinton got two or three times as much coverage as their opponents, creating a perception that they were the inevitable winners from day one. Also confirms where bears do their business
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Trump: "I revoke Washington Post's credentials." - WaPo: "meh"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the cancer-causing chemicals inside our body right now
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Go ahead. Call me a bigot. Now that you got that out of yer system, can Liberals stop defending Islam?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Subby was just shown this terrible ad for a NYC law firm. Share some bad commercials you've seen
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How big was New Zealand's recent meth bust? Apparently, it rivals the annual revenues of some of the country's top 50 companies
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And so it begins - infowars published an article claiming the Orlando massacre was a 'false flag' attack from the Gay Agenda
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Mon June 13, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Do the Warriors close it out tonight or does the NBA's nefarious plan to extend the series by suspending Draymond Green come to fruition? Here's your official Game 5 NBA Finals thread. 9PM ET on ABC
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
X-rays reveal the photonic crystals in butterfly wings that create color
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(Politics PA)
 
 
 
Today in news that's not surprising but we didn't really need: People who view Joe Paterno favorably also view Donald Trump favorably
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals plans for a 'cargo route' to Mars
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL finally changes the coin toss rule. Also, thanks to Tom Brady officials will check the financial pages for any threat of monetary deflation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Presidential election in Peru was a narrow victory for Kuczynski over Fujimori. It was also a tremendous defeat for anyone still living with preconceived sterotypes of South America
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals truck from Batteries Plus, hits patch of water on highway, hydroplanes, crashes into guardrail, catches underside of truck on fire peeling out from the scene, bails out, and gets into stranger's car. Ta-da
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Sun June 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One loss away from another Finals failure, the Cavs are regrouping, refocusing, and coming together as a team to...oh, who are we kidding, they're sniping at each other, pointing fingers, and refusing to take any responsibility, as usual
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials discover "super bacteria" at Olympic venues in Rio, causing many to wonder if this is a sporting event or the unfolding plot to a bad SyFy Channel movie
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Fri June 10, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Kevin Love is cleared to play for the Cavs but will he make an appearance every bit as late as this NBA playoff thread? Will the Warriors come out to play? This is your NBA Finals game 4 Fark live discussion thread, game already in progress on ABC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to evangelicals: "No one should be judged by their race or their color." That's the joke
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AfterShot 2 RAW photo editing software. Also one of my favorite drinks from college. (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gawker is bankrupt. Also, they just filed for Chapter 11
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fiat is very, very sorry that its car manuals refer to women as 'co-pilots' and advises that they sit in the back to avoid distracting male drivers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gang stalking has replaced 9/11 as America's #1 conspiracy: "Targeted individuals represent an alarming development in the history of mental illness: thousands of sick people, banded together, demanding recognition on the basis of shared paranoias"
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump thinks of Jesus as his own personal assistant who helps him by believing in him (Trump) and often, Jesus also gets Trump his coffee. However, if Jesus is late, he gets fired like any other Hispanic
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals offense is now shattering franchise records ... in futility
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham thinks Trump is good at spreading "magic sauce" on the issues. Also complemented his oral presentation and ability to penetrate voters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LAPD decides that electric BMWs can outrun criminals better than Teslas
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(Some PB Guy)
 
 
 
Due to a 19th Century quirk of wording, Canadians can now legally allow dogs to lick peanut butter off their genitals
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Drone and satellite imagery reveals possible location of the Holy Grail. Even cooler: the same technology was used to locate the Ark of the Covenant
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're getting 13 medals and a 4.5 GPA on a full scholarship, but some, I'm sure, are good people
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Molly the three-legged pony makes regular visits to schools, nursing homes, cancer camps, rehabilitation centers and children's hospitals, offering people a story of courage. My allergies must be flaring up because right now I'm a little horse
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hollywood worries that they don't understand millennials, who not only won't buy cars, but now won't go to the movies. Why are they not seeing all these great sequels now playing in theaters?
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Wed June 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to make urinals a wee bit more entertaining
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kevin Love is uncertain to play in Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Cavaliers uncertain if they really want him to play
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Stephen Curry and the Warriors continue to dominate the Cavaliers? Or will LeBron and his gang win and make the series interesting again? Find out during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Ooops, when we said conservatives are psychotic, what we really meant is that liberals are psychotic. Our bad, bros
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NBA referee union is asking league to stop publishing 'Last 2 Minute' reports evaluating quality of late-game calls and non-calls. "Transparency encourages anger and hostility towards NBA officials"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real estate agent named "Titi" sues Ellen Degeneres for breast joke. Claims no one has ever made similar joke about her name in 35 years of business. "Titi" must also be deaf
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MLB Royals Rumble III
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you thought you had seen all the baby animals, think again. This teeny-weeny koala will melt your entire heart into a puddle of mush
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Our presidential candidates come with a lot of unlikable baggage - scandals, fraud, lies and deceit - and it's our fault for choosing them
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You know something is really wrong with the world when Liberals start asking if our punishments are too easy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a dream that one day little children of all colors will band together in a land of equality, and also each send me a dollar. What's your dream?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Butt crack bandit' steals plants from Turlock restaurant. With possible Not safe for work picture, depending on how uptight your company is
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bird with poor understanding of golf steals and bounces ball
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not only are Mexican, Black, and Muslim judges unfit to judge Donald Trump but women judges are out also. I guess only old, orange, racist billionaires with dead animal pelts on their heads are qualified
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A city that has one of the most anti-gun laws in America witnessed shootings over the weekend in which 64 individuals were wounded and 6 confirmed dead
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Liberals are the real racists for tricking Donald Trump into saying something racist
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of last night's Game of Thrones, which featured a shocking and expected return, as well as the usual carnage, bloodshed, and death that is par for the course for Westeros. Also, IAN FARKING MCSHANE [Warning: Spoilers]
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Absolutely nobody is watching the NHL Finals this year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can LeBron and the Cavaliers win to even the series? Or will Stephen Curry and his Warriors take a two-game lead in the series? What will the Cavaliers complain about this time? Here is your NBA Finals Game 2 thread, tip-off at 8:00 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst Korea defies recent tradition by unveiling Winter Olympic mascots that actually look like identifiable cartoon animals
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reporter who announced Brock Lesnar's return to the UFC has his credentials revoked and is banned for life for announcing Brock Lesnar's return to the UFC
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
British lord says it's time for Texit -- Texas to leave the Union. Also admits to having no knowledge of the US Constitution and Texas law, just like the local yokels calling for secession in the Lone Star State
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Sat June 04, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Penguins continue dominating the series despite the shift to the Shark Tank? It's game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals & the Sharks have a solid playoff home record but the Cup is a different animal.. let's see if the Sharks find it tasty. 8PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since there are no missing planes to report on, CNN decides to remind everyone that Chicago is a violent cesspool and you'll be killed if you set foot in the city. Also, the Cubs suck
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Pancakes should never ever be the main course for breakfast, always just a side dish ...also should never be worn on your head
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Weimaraner and its Dachshund pals become hits on Instagram because DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"I was watching tv and all of a sudden - boom I mean you know and one of my deals came falling down off the wall," said Paulyn West
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Fri June 03, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Let me be clear: Nonprofit hospitals should not be in the business of aggressively suing their patients"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Okay which one of you cop-hating hipster vandals spray-painted "No Cronut" on a NYC cop car in Williamsburg, Brooklyn?
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner who added huge "Obama tax" to menu items also vastly understated his income into "welfare fraud" territory. I'll take the Anti-Michelle Obama Don't Tell Me What Income To Declare Burger
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You complain that clicking the red X installs Windows 10 and you couldn't see the little option that said not to upgrade? Fine, we're deleting the X. And since our telemetry says nobody found it, we're also deleting the option that lets you say no
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Millennials are soooo over Hitler
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Americans with Mexican heritage cannot be trusted. This must have been one of those policy proposals that convinced Speaker Ryan to endorse Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian nuns accused of vandalizing Sex party posters. Also, Australia has a political party called Sex that somehow didn't win every seat
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(Ecumenical News)
 
 
 
"The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2: Dovahkiin Boogaloo" likely won't be released until 2019. Also, it will likely be in Argonia or Elsweyr, not Skyrim, so why would it be called "Skyrim 2"?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Mounties say the pair drank booze, smoked cigarettes and engaged in physical relations in the tub and also tried to steal items from the patio"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Warriors and Cavs is upon us. Will the Splash Bros continue their dominance? Will Kevin Love finally step up? Will JR Smith ever stop partying if Cleveland ends the city's 52-year title drought? Tipoff @ 9PM ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ilomanits Ginsburgae named after Ruth Badass Ginsburg after scientists used her genitals to identify the new species
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen finds out the hard way that if you don't want to end up sobbing in your mugshot then don't get drunk, expose yourself, and try to rape the host's wife at a party your mom is also at
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Police union president talking about Black Lives Matter says "Real black leaders will tell you this is a terrorist organization that puts out false narratives." Subby's truckload of popcorn is ready, so we'll put this in the Politics tab
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The intellectuals will never understand Donald Trump, who is truly a man of the people
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Victim: These guys tried to kill me but I ran away. Police dispatcher: To file a report, you'll have to return to the scene of the crime. Victim: OK....BLAM-BLAM-AAAGH Dispatcher: Er, I didn't mean right now Appeals court: lawsuit dismissed
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut announces that it is dropping two chemicals from its food. Which could be a problem because the two biggest chemicals it uses are its dough and cheese
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry vs. Lebron James? Pfft, amateurs. The real fight this NBA finals is between Nike and Under Armour
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texans balk at the use of the word Haboob because it's Arabic. Money printed with Arabic numerals still okay
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The latest thing that's the fault of Millennials is *spins wheel* poor business productivity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian gives up on actual journalism, appeals to readers for ideas for some good-news stories it could write about, presumably without spending a whole lot of money
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals rules that your phone is now officially a government tracking device, noting that if you didn't consent to be tracked you could always just not carry around something that did exactly that 24/7 like it was your third nut
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated: The NFL has forfeited its credibility on just about any issue within an area code of morals and ethics
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sharpen your knives - For $628 a night you can cook in Julia Child's French cottage. Phone numbers of the best local butchers and fishmongers also included
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary realizing her 'excuse' regarding how she handled her e-mails wasn't working decides to change what she previously stated to: "She believed she was following the practices of other Secretaries and senior officials,"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal sees Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party as an "honorable alternative" to people who can't stomach Trump. This might help Johnson's candidacy, but also might irritate true Libertarians. Feel the Johnson
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
If there is a real winner in this year's NBA Finals, it is Anderson Varejao, who will earn a championship ring no matter who wins
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(Network World)
 
 
 
CEO falsely claims to be a lawyer, fakes documents, fabricates lawsuits, conjures up a non-existent judge, gets caught, pays victims a half-million settlement and blames it all on an unnamed co-worker. Ta-da
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Mon May 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete the comeback or will the Thunder sink the Splash Brothers? It's all come down to a Game 7 for the honor of facing Lebron and the Cavs in the finals. Tip-off at 9pm ET on TNT
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Just when your liver thought it was safe, it's Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals. It's been 7 years since Sid & the Pens won, Joe & the Sharks never have. 1st with 4 wins gets their name on The Cup, the other has to go to Starbucks for that. 8PM ET
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Steph Curry's last basket was inexplicably credited to Draymond Green; after his stats were corrected to give him 31 points, that also put him over the over/under on points (30.5), causing panic in Vegas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company is banking that millennials with cash to spare will willingly ingest charcoal
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Sure, Phil Hartman was a funny guy, but did you know he also designed a Steely Dan album cover? And America, Poco, the Firesign Theatre comedy group, and the crazy Celtic-style logo for Crosby, Stills, and Nash?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Churches, desperate for young people to return to religion, come up with "Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millennials." That oughta pack the ol' pews. XD
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals sweep White Sox, reclaim first place in AL Central, drive sabermatricians to suicide. All is once again right in the world
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Taking a page from The Matheny Manifesto, Cardinals shortstop Jhonny Peralta cuts thumb with knife; delays return from DL
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Sun May 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gets Dick Van Dyke to support him; the first time the actor has tossed his hat in the political ring since Eugene McCarthy in '68. Millennials and Bernie Bros thought a Dick Van Dyke was a pubic hairstyle or slang for Dutch transgender
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones actress Emilia Clarke reveals that just like the rest of us, all it took was a little vodak to get her nekkid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Three headlines before 10am. I may be addicted. Also, Friday the 13th is my lucky day. Blown motor, ~$800 to drop a new one in if we can find a good one for a '93 Rodeo. So, I may be shopping for a new car. That's how luck works, right?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 88, headlined by undefeated Thomas Almeida vs undefeated Cody Garbrandt. Also former champ Renan Barao vs Jeremy Stephens. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, FS1 main card at 9 PM ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cleveland police and city officials have yet to actually make any security preparations for the RNC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds neathderthals were stocky from birth, your mom
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Millennials who live at home are victims of "false stereotypes," claims millennial who lives at home
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man high on marijuana calls police to inform them he's been shot in the buttocks, when in reality it was just a dog bite. And also tells them that Dave's not here
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Cash is Klay: Thompson breaks NBA playoff record with 11 3-pointers to send the Western Conference Finals into a Game 7
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Police in Spokane, Washington would like to tell the vandals who smashed watermelons on cars in the middle of the night to knock it the fark off and stop wasting perfectly good watermelons
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders demands that any person who might back Clinton be removed by convention planning committees and replaced with his people. Also that any delegate pledged to Clinton be assigned to Sanders and any vote for Clinton be changed to Sanders
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Thunder pull off the major upset and send Golden State packing? Or will Golden State become road warriors once again and send this series to a 7th game? It is your Game 6 NBA Western Conference Finals thread, tip-off at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The case for the Earth's most intelligent animals to be granted personhood
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Fri May 27, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police responded to reports of a nude man with bells tied 'round his genitals running around Salt Lake
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google reveals people in Massachewtits, no Massachuses, wait, Massachoosets, well, anyway, they have to google to figure out how to spell their own state name
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to all of the Clinton scandals of the 90s
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
More than 300 people on board Korean Air plane evacuated after engine fire. They also left the plane
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One should bee careful when visiting an Arizona park. Also, don't use honey as a skin softener
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And this week's contestant in the Mother of The Year competition is also a contestant for the Coolest Mother of The Year, depending upon your perspective
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson reveals he was asked to join the MCU. But what's really interesting is how much the writer of the article dislikes Mel Gibson
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Thu May 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greek peninsula bans all females, including animals, due to concerns the monks will have sex with them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The truth is - everything I did was permitted and I went above and beyond what anybody could have expected in making sure if the State Department didn't capture something, I made a real effort to get it to them." FALSE
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
TSA switftly deals with reports of airport intruders - by suppressing the reports
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Proof that Trump cooked the books on several financial deals in order to avoid paying taxes on $50 million in transactions. With scanned documents, photos of signatures, etc. Donald to deny in 3....2
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Tiger Woods is seriously considering retirement. Which should give him plenty of time to hit the early-bird specials at Perkins
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is giving away free food during the NBA Finals if certain teams lose
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Limitless? False advertising
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientist on vacation in France checks out local cave on a hunch, re-dates its 47,600-year-old stalagmites as 176,500 years old and almost certainly broken off by organized team of Neanderthals for some weird ritual. Now that's a productive vacation
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Distorting your sniper shot record? That's a best selling book and a box office hit. Also, makes losing that posthumous defamation lawsuit to Jesse Ventura clearer in retrospect
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada announces extra funding for schizophrenia. And also for schizophrenia
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Memo to French Open officials: If you're going to announce the career retirement of a player, you might want to check with her first
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie appointed visiting professor at the London School of Economics. Officials feel students could learn a lot about money from someone who will have to pay for college for six children
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is "shocked" that the FBI would investigate him for illegal campaign contributions. Also, flabbergasted, astounded, thunderstruck, agog, agape, stupefied, bamboozled, and confounded. "I'm really surprised"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DWTS Peta Murgatroyd reveals that she has done the fox trot with fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Rare heavens to Murgatroyd trifecta in play
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR examines Trump's political platform and concludes he must be a "false flag candidate, one that benefits his good friend Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Killer bees falsely accused in Concord attack. They said they were nowhere near Concord, but nobody believed them
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Tue May 24, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
In the midst of several sex scandals Baylor U decides President Ken Starr ain't the guy to be handling sex scandals
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oregon frat behaves like frat at Lake Shasta. Leaves behind 90 tents and 3 pregnant locals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Draymond Green and the Warriors kick it up a notch and even the series at 2 games apiece? Or will the Thunder rumble their way to within one game of the NBA Finals? Here is your Western Conference Finals Game 4 thread, tip-off at 9PM ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF Game 6: The first elimination game of the Conference Finals has the Bolts looking to put the screws to the Pens who hope to scribble out that advantage. Elimination hockey is best hockey. Puck drops at 8PM ET, Hot dogs drop for Kessel every PK
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hyperloop plans to use "Vibranium" for its transportation pods, beating out other popular materials such as Adamantium, Nth metal, and Frinkonium
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jurors could soon be using virtual reality headsets to enter blood-soaked crime scenes during major court trials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While 2016 just keeps taking away, it's also given us some new species. Hereare 8 that 2016 might just take back depending on their compatibility with butter and garlic. Plus 2 cousins whose fossilized marrow needs investigating
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"We are not criminals" says a man who kidnaps children for money
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Cleveland and Toronto keep the Eastern Conference Finals going with Game 4 tonight. Hope everyone's wearing a cup. Tipoff at 8:30 ET on ESPN
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(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar desperately trying to land a new reality television series tentatively entitled 9 Sex Scandals and Counting
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald bravely refuses to meet with evangelicals in public
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are jets secretly spraying chemicals into the upper atmophere to reverse climate change? Here come the kooktrails
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Shane Black reveals his plans for Lethal Weapon 5: I'm Gettin' To Old for This Shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Report claims that Prince might have been dead for HOURS before being found. Also might have been dead for hours AFTER being found
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chilean man decides to commit suicide by stripping naked and jumping into a lion's den at a zoo. Two lions proceed to maul him, but zoo officials shoot and kill the lions before they can finish the job
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear fark, my parents inherited a 100,000$ piece of art. They are now trying to figure out how to donate it. Suggestions? They are looking at children's hospitals but any other ideas would be fantastic
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Sat May 21, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals head to Toronto. Did Lebron pack a broom? Game 3 tips off at 8:30ET on ESPN
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Cardinals called on infielder Ruben Tejada to pitch the ninth ... with extremely mixed results. You take the good, you take the bad
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University says its medical school will no longer use live animals to train students. Hopefully they'll go back to the old way of training students using qualified professors
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
New copyright weirdness: Fox steals clip from YouTube to air in Family Guy, then DMCA's the original
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
City pays $140,000 to re-key cop cars after someone steals a key. In other news, many cop cars share the same key
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff says he can't afford to pay alimony to his ex because he has less than $4,000 to his name. Guess those Baywatch Nights residuals and German CD sales aren't cutting it anymore
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Too much sex changes the shape of your genitals, say scientists who want us to have as little sex as they do
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Pornhub reveals how many people stopped masturbating to watch Eurovision
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren to Donald Trump: "I'm right, and you're wrong" also in play is the "I'm rubber and you're glue" line of attack
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Thu May 19, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Delta to hike fares. Also, cheeseburgers to be delicious, Duke to suck, and water to be wet
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his sinister higher education plot
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors avoided their first two game losing streak of the season by striking the Thunder with a Super Sonic boom. Western Conference Finals tied at 1
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, the team deals with the fallout from Darhk's plan (CW 8ET)
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Netflix has acquired the rights to Moon Knight, Ghost Rider, and Blade; because apparently Jessica Jones, DareDevil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Punisher weren't enough. Also, apparently in talks to option that comic you drew that time in 3rd grade
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Officials try to get a handle on wayward shopping carts (w/SFW pics)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Suzuki is the next contestant on "Who Falsified Emission Testing"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Zoogtv VPN. One review describes using VPN like driving a car through a tunnel instead of on a highway in the open. It also allows you to make your own tunnels, like to Netflix or Hulu from overseas. (Sponsored Link)
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Local councils don't give approval for state government's unpopular development project. So the state government dissolves local councils, appoints hand-pick administrators, and also makes it illegal to protest development projects
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First-ever clinical study reveals that it's hard to be depressed when -- oh man did you ever notice how many colors are in this water bottle?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear case of evangelicals marching around Dearborn with a severed pig's head, telling Muslims they would burn in hell. To be fair, I wouldn't want to hear that, either
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Corporate America can't get enough stupid advice about millennials. At least cocaine was cheaper and had some material benefits
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When it comes to creativity, Indian political commercials put American ones to shame
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Those brothers who were trying to outright buy elections are apparently also heavily into tax avoision
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(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
300-lb man steals $44 in steaks from grocery, flees the scene. Just not very far. Police find suspect "sweaty, dirty and out of breath"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Like piranhas fighting over a cow corpse, Prince's siblings are airing competing TV specials to profit off the Velvet Pancake's death
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
See you liberals, always complaining about Reagan this and Reagan that, now the Republicans finally come up with an anti-Reagan and you still flail your arms
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Complete Starter Kit. Hands-on education for computer hardware, software, and peripherals. Pie recipe not included. Share your favorite pie recipe here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Phone book publisher dials up Chapter 11
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook does his best impersonation of himself to knock out Warriors in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you've never seen a colony of ants cling together to form a living raft during a flood then you could never appreciate the amount of rehearsals and choreography that go into something like that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama awards 13 Public Safety Medals of Valor to some seriously brave officers
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Court accuses RunKeeper of also keeping your walks, sleeps, coffee breaks, bathroom trips, etc
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Will Steph Curry outscore Westbrook and Durant? Will Steve Adams' mustache gain sentience? The Western Conference Finals begin tonight, 9pm tipoff on TNT
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just like James Dean, Kurt Cobain, and Janis Joplin, the stars of Wolf-Rayet also lived fast, died young, and left behind questionable corpses
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump touches evangelicals "in an awkward place"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven years ago, Richmond started paying its criminals to not commit crimes. So is it working, or not?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why yes, the CIA did help South Africa arrest Nelson Mandela. It also was behind Bill Buckner's bobble
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House: referring to criminals as "felons" or "convicts" is not what America is all about. From now on, were calling them "justice-involved individuals"
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Which team will lose to the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals? Find out as as the Raptors and Heat duke it out in Game 7, 3:30 tipoff on ABC
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"After decades of being told white workers would never support socialism because they're racist, we're now told that they support the socialist candidate because they are racist. Yes, this is where liberals are in the year 2016"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's daughter says God caused the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks because he was angry about Democrats accepting transgender people as equals in the bathroom. Which happened in 2016, not 2001
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 198, with a stacked card. Werdum vs Miocic for the heavyweight title, Jacare vs Vitor, Cyborg in the UFC, etc. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET. Also Bellator 154 at 6:30
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Comic book artist Darwyn Cooke heads to a new frontier. Also, Fark Cancer
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates, the NASCAR Xfinity Series will be at Dover today for the Ollie's Bargain Outlet 200 at 2 PM ET on Fox, since there don't seem to be any bad movies, infomercials, TMZ, or synchronized fly fishing events to show instead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gay Army secretary blocked by Republican senator because of course he is. Also, apparently we have a Gay Army now, though the Marines would argue that we've ALWAYS had a gay army
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So guess which candidate is being investigated by the FEC for more than 1,500 questionable campaign donations, including taking money from foreign nationals? Bonus: FEC report is over 600 pages long
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's grosser than gross? Finding rat DNA in your hamburger. What's grosser than that? Also finding human DNA in your hamburger
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals start tonight as the Tampa Bay Lightning travel to Pittsburgh to take on the Penguins. Will Sidney Crosby and his boys prevail? Or will Lightning strike the first time? Puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
'Free Hugs' Guy arrested on charges of assault, false advertising
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The modern understanding of vitamin D begins with a bunch of researchers torturing puppies in the name of science. Also, you really should spend more time being naked outdoors
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not a great day for those with friggatriskaidekaphobia - of course not to be confused with kjahfjkajklhfbalsfbaphobia which is the irrational fear of falling asleep on your keyboard
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Joe's Crab Shack tries to get rid of tipping. Not news: It doesn't work. Fark: There was also this Greenwich Village restaurant named "Fedora"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Columbia University shuts down "restaurant" run by foodie student who used common kitchen as his culinary laboratory, served paying customers eight-course meals out of his shared dorm room
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Just how badly does Tim Duncan want to retire? Just how badly do Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant want back into the Western Conference Finals? The Thunder tries to close out San Antonio in Oklahoma City, 8:30 tipoff on ESPN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study finds that Neanderthals were killed off by bitter cold in contrast to a former theory that Homo Sapiens found them delicious
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For those of you who like watching the best synchronized grass diving in the world, the Champions League and Europa League finals will be streamed for free* on YouTube (*offer good only in the UK)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress approves Arlington burials for Pistol Packin' Mamas
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado city's social media exercise fails massively by accidentally tweeting to the public about the fake train carrying toxic chemicals that didn't crash into the school
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI director blames rise in violent crime on cell phone owners because police are too scared to catch criminals because they might end up on a viral video
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Wed May 11, 2016
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Watts then locked himself in the bathroom and screamed and pounded on the door. He also demanded hugs from flight attendants"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand officials: Stay away from Mount Doom
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: The sheriff is racist for arresting black teen for sexting. Today's news: Sheriff calls report deceitful because white teen was also arrested. Tomorrow's news: TV station hiring brand new news department
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Acetaminophen not only rids you of YOUR pain, but it also rids you of OTHER people's pain as well
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
South Carolina man granted bail after claiming "Stand Your Ground" defense after killing a taxi driver and his friend after he tried to skip a fare. Oh, and he also burned the bodies and buried them in his backyard
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to Bill Clinton's various sex scandals
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston and Ronald D. Moore are teaming up to produce anthology series Electric Dreams: The World of Philip K. Dick; Cranston will also star
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From NS Sherlock Monthly: new study reveals that Americans are a bunch of uptight religious kooks, especially when compared to the rest of the world
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Mon May 09, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Man goes to prison for making alcoholic beverages infused with exotic animals - When wheat and grapes just won't do, reach for a Lionbraw
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can St. Louis make it to the Western Conference finals, or will Dallas force a Game 7? Can the Preds stop the Sharks road success, or will San Jose advance? Two games, lots of drama: game one at 8 ET on NBCSN, game two at 9 ET on CNBC
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
New video reveals ISIS has weaponized CrossFit, parkour
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The non-partisan Tax Policy Center analyzed Bernie Sanders' tax policies and spending proposals and concluded that they will result in $33 trillion in federal spending over 10 years, and add $21 trillion to the debt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Evangelicals are now Milhouse playing alone on the teeter totter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MRE enthusiasts trade and eat decades-old military meals. Because nothing satisfies an appetite better than biscuits and chocolate packaged in 1945
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals ass-backwards plan for the economy: Let's copy Greece
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals did not have an official at-bat Sunday against the Chicago Cubs, not because he was benched but because he was walked 7 times
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Guy with fully restored 1970 El Camino will have the joy of restoring it again... after his broken leg heals and they tow the vehicle out of the canal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
She's not Prince, but she escaped Hitler and also had a cool name. Avant-garde composer Ursula Mamlok is dead at 93
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona State linebacker proves he deserved to be drafted by the Bengals
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a bunch of false starts and a caution clock or two, the NASCAR Truck Series season finally begins in earnest as Itchy, Norm, and the foetuses head to Kansas Speedway for the Toyota Tundra 250, 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Alpha Quitter Award goes to: the one guy who just had to help keep 'Captain America: Civil War' from getting a 100% 'fresh' rating (who also submitted this link and would no doubt like to chat about it in the comments)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snopes will have to update "Korean Fan Death" from FALSE to TRUE
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pretty petals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing game 7 to the Raptors, the Indiana Pacers decide it would be best to also lose head coach Frank Vogel
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain cites Yelp reviews as example of how millennials sift through mountains of web data to find good stuff and make decisions. "You can just scan through that and say, 'Crackpot, crackpot, masturbator, crackpot, oh that's interesting'"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
King of Righteousness has been arrested for selling crack. Also, he was accompanied by a trout
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hispanics will outspend Millennials by 2020, though there will be a lot of essays saying otherwise
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Tue May 03, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's been a tough season so far for the St. Louis Cardinals. Key players out with injuries. Lackluster starting pitching. Team chaplain fired for pastoral misconduct. Wait, what?
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
While in Las Vegas, Gordon Ramsay reveals to Caesar's Palace foodie crowd that, by end of 2016, he will throw down against Bobby Flay to decide whose cuisine rules. "I do love the guy. I just can't wait to beat his ass"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Five-year-old who looks like Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard can also pitch
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In preparation for Un's upcoming coronation and nuclear brag fest, Best Korea places Pyongyang on lockdown and bans all weddings and funerals due to security concerns
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tiger lets everyone down, doesn't eat Justin Bieber at dad's engagement party. Also, holy crap, look at Justin's dad
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump campaign surrogate thinks all he has to do to win presidential election is "prove he's not Adolf Hitler". Subby would also like proof that he's not Mirror Universe Abraham Lincoln, 3-D Ralph Wiggum, or an immigrant Oopa Loompa
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer steals delegates from Alien Hairpiece Symbiote and proves that nothing good can ever come out of Arizona
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Smoke's using Crayons, Lil' Brian is handing wins to whoever he feels like, and someone just might check Kasey Kahne's genitals before he can use the men's room when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Talladega for the Geico 500, 1 PM on Fox
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The only thing more hipster than living in a tiny home is living in a tiny home with a big kitchen because you're also a foodie
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Sat April 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, the first round isn't even complete, but since the Thunder and Spurs are ready, why not start the Western Conference Semifinals today? OKC at San Antonio: Durant vs. Leonard, Game 1, 8:30pm ET TNT
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(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Hollywood dives deep into video games for an idea: Shinobi. How is a ninja throwing stars at Ant-Man-sized rivals on ping-pong tables, fighting Batman, Spiderman and Godzilla, and doing explosive hara-kiri yet returning to life going to be explained?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning tie it up against the Islanders at home? Will the Penguins get outskated again by the Capitals? Why can't we have more than two playoff games on a Saturday? These questions and more answered at 3pm and 8pm ET
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the Nationals haven't scored in their last 22 innings
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I did it to teach my son right from wrong. And also to try and move up in the world ranking for a chance at the title this fall (w/ video)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat McCrory goes on Megyn Kelly, expecting to be praised for his signing of North Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom law. Instead, she rakes him over the coals for his bigotry and demands an explanation for his fear
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are some of the most religious states in the nation. Curiously, they also have the highest teen birth rates in the nation
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While your over-the-hill DH was striking out three times, Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright was hitting a bases-clearing triple
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Simply: Baby boomers should shut the hell up about millennials
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Millennials going door to door for grass
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's the UEFA Europa League Semi-finals, first leg. The best not AM, RM, or Barca side Villarreal faces giant-killing Liverpool. Shakhtar host Sevilla, a rematch of a 2007 last second win by Sevilla. It all gets going at 3PM ET on FS1 and FS2
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man gives up decade long search for an elusive cougar, also known as Steve French. Shoulda put some weed out for him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS footage reveals fighters as frightened, disorganised rabble
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rutger Hauer talks about editing and revising film dialogue down to the bare essentials. "That night I didn't sleep, so I got up and I wrote. The only line I came up with was, 'All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan's Supreme Court admits illegality of special trials for leprosy patients, apologizes to nation. Dead Justice Scalia dissents, claims Founding Fathers treated lepers like lepers and everyone liked it that way
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
State officials to Hawaii residents: Don't hate the tourist$
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of all the winners [Hillary; the American people] and losers [Cruz; that guy also running against Trump who pretends to like Cruz] of the ACELA primaries
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We understand caring for the elderly can be tough. We also understand that it can be boring. But can you please NOT dress up dementia patients as Zombies or ask them if they are witches? KTHXBY
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Even Braves announcers didn't think Daniel Castro made this amazing, juggling catch. Oh, and it was also a double play
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like your relationships after three weeks, the Trump campaign is intentionally sending mixed signals
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times finds a lot to talk about in this FARK headline: "Court of Appeals saves Boston-area sports radio for the next five months by reinstating Tom Brady's DeflateGate suspension"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Scientology officials are trying to lawyer up to prevent a less than flattering book on the church and their leaders from being published
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says women don't like Hillary, which is odd since they like Hillary about a billion times more than they like Trump. Also, Chris Christie's wife rolls her eyes at Trump's sexist statements, which makes her human
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have a job interview with a taxi company, try not to hit a couple cars when you park. Also, don't drink a fifth of vodka before a 9:30 am interview
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Take heart: Prince and David Bowie may have died in 2016, but Blink-182 also has a new album
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Officials can't decide how to deal with dead beached whale, can't bury it, can't tow it to sea, haven't considered dynamite
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Liberals are from Mars, Conservatives are from Venus. Problem solved everyone, we just need to find a marriage counselor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bengals sign Manziel
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Colorado Supreme Court tells anti-gay bakery to go be anti-gay somewhere else and leave them alone. Also that their icing recipe needs improvement, and you call THAT a rose decoration? Puh-leeeze
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Showtime reveals full cast list for upcoming Twin Peaks revival. All 217 of them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
George Lucas reveals the entire Star Wars saga is being narrated by R2-D2, which explains why R2-D2 is always so awesome
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