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500 headlines found matching 'ALS'
Tue February 20, 2018
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
To those who habitually smuggle gold in their rectums: Japanese customs officials are on to your fetish and will detain you for cavity search
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan's latest diet-goals trend: square your height in meters, then multiply by 18 to get your weight in kilograms. "Even by Japan's already slim baseline (relative to other societies), the Cinderella weight reflects a remarkably light build"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Animals are increasingly losing their vagility due to human interaction
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Black Panther is the new king of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film is the studio's best-reviewed movie, it's breaking box-office records and it's also the rare tentpole that's truly speaking to broader cultural moment" (spoilers)
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Mon February 19, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Tonight; there's men's hockey playoffs with USA playing first, women skiing in the halfpipe for medals, couples dancing on ice for medals, and overnight; women's bobsled and short track skating. 7pm EST start on the usual outlets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the lesbian pioneers who fooled Spain's Catholic Church. In unrelated news, Michael Cera's great-grandmother also played for her own team
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not only can cockroaches resist pesticides, survive nuclear blasts, and live for days without a head, they also get stronger when they crash headfirst into walls
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Sun February 18, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
There's ice dancing, snowboarding big air, skiers in the halfpipe, and women's hockey semifinals tonight and Monday morning at the XXIII Olympic Winter Games. Everything starts at 7pm ET on NBC and NBCSN
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Lawyer who is defending Nazi's right to free speech is also helping another Nazi sue Gawker for exercising free speech because reasons
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Teen picks winter to explore and get stuck in a wind cave. Wind caves are also known as cold caves "because it's nearly freezing all year," so he's got that going for him
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Demand for low-cost rentals increase, so builders increase production of high-cost luxury apartments
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Overly attached fangirl embeds GPS tracker in plush doll given to her favorite male idol group, tracking every breath they take and every move they make. Group announces they'll no longer accept gifts of stuffed animals, won't call the police
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham wants you to know she isn't a racist, she tells lots of people to shut up and _____, just as long as they are Liberals insulting conservatives
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Fri February 16, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fire Chief caught faking two full time jobs. Also faked certifying "first responder" classes that he had faked teaching. Is known to spend considerable time working community outreach at a local establishment which employ mostly single moms
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 194: The Heavyweight Grand Prix continues, with Matt Mitrione vs Roy "Big Country" Nelson. Also Patricky Pitbull vs Derek Campos II. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Debtors' prisons. New hotness: Debtors' hospitals
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile amongst the scandals and shootings, Steve Bannon met with Robert Mueller several times this week
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel has had enough of the liberals in the Bay Area. So he's moving to AL. Sorry, strike that, reverse it
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
McDonald's removing cheeseburger and chocolate milk from Happy Meals. The cardboard box is still the healthiest part of the meal
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Ahhh tax season. Preparer busted for things like over stating charitable donations, unreimbursed meals and transportation charges...basically what 3 out of 5 of us do every year
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Mysterious pizza stalker bombards lawyer with 100 pies, also some sushi. And he's complaining
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 longest living animals in the world, including one that lives over 500 YEARS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subpoenas issued for lenders and investors in Kushner's shady real estate deals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After decades of online dating, millennials starting to think it's not any better
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones says the Florida high school shooting might be a false flag and Democrats are suspects in it
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
[Gun nutters:] "Guns are an extension of the natural right to self-defense." [Logic, Morals:] "Uh, self-defense itself isn't exactly a natural right. You might want to rethink that"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules Gardendale, AL cannot make its own, all-white school system because that's racist. Of course, city will appeal
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy's lawyer likely voided Stormy's NDA, Lumpy backpedals on Hidden-Spermghazi, and sweet jesus the week's only halfway through. It's the Wacky Wednesday MSNBC discussion thread. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Woman who married ghost of 300-year-old pirate reveals their bizarre Valentine's Day plans"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news, Millennials, now you can SnapChat your employment application to Home Depot
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millennials: Does it burn when you urinate? There's an app for that
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
♫ Gnashing and glaring, cowardly uncaring. Disgraceful unfriendly with falsehoods to share. Hucky Bear lying here and there and everywhere. High raised eyebrow and a haughty air. She is the Hucky Bear ♫ White House Press Briefing at 1PM or so EST
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe millennials need to pick up a history book, apparently they aren't sure that democracy is essential
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Chaos theory, also known as the Butterfly Effect, is how we get indeterminism from purely deterministic equations. But did you know a computer glitch started it all?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"In Germany, Mr Trump also had several Karneval floats dedicated to him at the three main parades in Mainz, Cologne and Düsseldorf. In Düsseldorf he was pictured being screwed by a bear which was called 'the Russia affair'"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tehran Tom would like to clarify that Trump is not negotiating on immigration. His opening offer is also his closing offer and every other offer in between. Sounds like Tom is trying to replace Kelly for WH Chief of Deplorables
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
New hotness: butt facials. Wait, it's not what you think
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Researcher submits paper to ten journals studying the effects of Warp 10 on human biology, referencing that Star Trek Voyager episode where Janeway turned into a lizard as its factual basis. Four of them accept it for publication
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue reveals that there is no one left here reading this (probably NSFW)
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Mon February 12, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald becomes first black amateur to win the Pebble Beach Pro-Am
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You have to admit, actually telling the truth during a polygraph that you lied and falsified records repeatedly so you can get a better job shows bravery. Stupid, stupid bravery
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Han Solo movie is polarizing Star Wars fans, who up until now had been a peaceful group of entirely like-minded and rational individuals who'd never before demonstrated a tendency to go apeshiat over inconsequential minutiae
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
City officials discover that legalizing marijuana could lead to people gathering to smoke marijuana, ask state to close "loophole"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football on for awhile, hockey will rule the day. Nine games are on tap including the Penguins-Blues, Red Wings-Capitals, and the Flyers-Golden Knights just to name a few. The puck drops at Noon ET
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
*Puts on sunglasses* Chinese police are now wearing glasses with facial-recognition technology that can recognize the faces of criminals. Yeeeeeaaaaahh
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Another day, another Trump campaign promise broken: this time his vow to reduce prescription drug costs by negotiating lower Medicare deals.TLDR version? Trump couldn't be arsed to do anything other than tell staff to release a "strategy paper"
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
Do you bounce back, or keep on keepin on? Resilience is more than just shinin shiat on, it's also about moving forward, and putting one step in front of the other
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(St. Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Man steals car outside Minnesota Walmart, calls owner for help in starting it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Oh by the way, we also leaked your home address and driver license info. No biggie' - Equifax
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
From restaurant meals to late fees to buying items just because they're on sale - which expense is your biggest waste of money?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thrifty millennials kill the facelift, as their expert use of filters and angled shots reduces need for expensive, invasive plastic surgery. "Millennials are expected to take as many as 25,000 selfies in their lifetime" - it's in the contract
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Man gives keys to friend "to go to Club Coconuts to pick up strippers for a party," accuses him of stealing car, but handed them to him in a bar with a security camera running. Also, got him popped for DUI for the cherry on top. Some friend
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Polygraph test reveals incredibly rare creatures thought to be a myth: Honest Fishermen
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor gives student a failing grade on a paper comparing America and Australia, because Australia is a continent, not a country, and also it's the place where Hitler was born
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin steals a page from the Hillary Clinton playbook
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
A Romanian university has published the results of a study that reveals half-day old snow is safe to eat. Still no cure for cancer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Plenty of Eagles won't visit the White House. Plenty of Eagles would also be a good name for at least two different cover bands
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's deals deals deals in Manhattan's apartment market, where the average rent of a 200 square foot studio with views of neighbor's bathroom, semi-attached bath fixtures and passive heating and cooling systems reaches new lows at only $3,800 a month
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"Netflix reveals its top 20 most binged first shows"
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Wed February 07, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
We also miss him, Melania
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter resigns after interviews with ex-wives, legal documents and photos surface alleging physical and emotional abuse which Porter says is "outrageous" and "simply false" because resigning is what innocent people do
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of their smash hit #releasethememo, Russia's troll factories are releasing a slew of follow-up singles #fisagate, #obamadeepstate, #wethepeopledemandjustice, #thememorevealsthecoup and even #obamaslegacyisobamagate
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada gubernatorial candidate wants to take the entire $750 million subsidy from the Raiders' stadium and put the money towards education. Will also donate entire salary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New poll finds most GOP voters say FBI is biased against Trump, while overwhelming majority says Trump hasn't tried to derail anything. Also believe 2+2=5, freedom is slavery, and Duke doesn't suck
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police report from Gronk burglary shows he owned a lot of ██████████ and a big pile of ██████████. Also, lives with two other dudes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Karma is a dish best served hot for people trying to run over animals with their cars
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Our brains exist in a 3D world, and assume that whatever our eyes are seeing must also exist in 3D. This leads to illusions like this
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Seriously ... who steals a harp?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is no way this brilliant piece of journalism backfires. College students, and by proxy all liberals, are just so dumb and unthinkingly biased. Not like right-thinking conservatives
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out many animals can do math, often better than a fifth grader
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Dumbass learns that markets can also go down
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who better to deliver 30 million meals to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico than a contractor with a single employee?
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
NC transportation officials hope to use drones to help transport lifesaving supplies to those in need. The tough part will be finding one capable of lifting a Saint Bernard
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jordan Peele reveals in DGA Awards acceptance speech the offer of portraying 'Poop' in "The Emoji Movie" is what drove him from acting; "They've already given it to Sir Patrick Stewart"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Originals of Final Fantasy and Donkey Kong 64 worth "thousands". In other news: WHY GOD WHY DID I SELL MY OLD COPIES FOR NEXT TO NOTHING
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look back at the best part of the game: The commercials
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who doesn't start the morning off attacking their political rivals on Twitter out of fear?
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Palm reading. New fortune telling: Counting the number of lines on your wrist. "The second line is your wealth line. It reveals the type of life you will have in terms of finances"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The most expensive Super Bowl commercials ever made include the one with Eminem, the one with Britney Spears, and the one depicting a community doing whatever it takes to guarantee a Budweiser delivery truck makes it to their town
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(Time)
 
 
 
The best commercials of the year will premiere today as companies spend millions of dollars for 30 seconds of airtime. We just have to suffer through the most overrated team in football to watch them. Your Superb Owl Commercial Thread, 6 pm ET on NBC
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(TSN)
 
 
 
For some reason the NHL wants all their games today done by mid-afternoon. Anyway, the two capitals (one .gov, one gambling) will be going at it at 12:30pm ET in what looks to be the best of the day. 1pm sees OTT/MTL & SJ/CAR. Go not Patriots
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Millennials have spoken: "It's like the Cadillac. It's not your idea of cool." And thus rang the death knell for the once vaunted Harley-Davidson brand
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkish court overturns ruling to release Amnesty chair. Angry chair, slatted chair of woe considering appeals
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Smoking in a van full of volatile chemicals, surprisingly a bad idea
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says the liberals have "seized the fact-checking industry" but assures republicans that the American people are in possession of their own facts. Fact is, that doesn't make sense
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
United Airlines tightens rules for comfort animals after peacock denied flight at Newark
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what are the animals saying about the Super Bowl? Here are predictions from different critters across the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Could a sitting President be indicted? Two lawyers defending admin officials think we're going to find out. Soon
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Passenger restrained with duct tape and zip ties after storming cockpit, apparently after misunderstanding the flight attendant as having said they were also out of coffee
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple booked $88.3 billion in revenue last quarter, but iPhone sales slightly missed goals, so the company is screwed
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady says he will never let go of his two Super Bowl losses to Giants. David Tyree also says he will also never let go
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Catholic Church says they've changed for the better after abuse scandals, and what better way to demonstrate that than opposing a bill to extend the statute of limitations for reporting child sexual abuse
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
American evangelicals not welcome in Bethlehem
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Wed January 31, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All but 3 current head coaches in the NFL have some link to either Bill Bellichick and/or BIll Parcells. Take that Bill Walsh Warning, animated slide show, (but with cute caricature drawings of the coaches)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Is it legal to swap someone's face into porn without consent?" But more importantly, is it OK to Photoshop their faces onto birds, cats, bears and other animals
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How Millennials will make retirement better for Baby Boomers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple reveals it is now th subject of several government inquiries about its practice of deliberately slowing older phones then says with a straight face "we have never done anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama reveals the secrets of Melania's box
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wait. Did we just find something millennials haven't ruined?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Striker leaves Borussia Dortmund after scoring 141 goals in 213 games. Thanks Aubameyang
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
By committing suicide, Mark Salling also saved himself paying out $50,000 a victim
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People with high blood sugar more likely to get Alzheimer's, long-term cognitive decline. Also true for people with high blood sugar
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Tue January 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC's Mastermind reveals list of banned subjects due to either too many people selecting them, or the subject matter being too vague. Harry Potter & Fawlty Towers I understand, but Pork?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Jodrell Bank is nominated as a World Heritage Site, also World Class Rhyming Slang
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
USA Today claims they don't run climate change denial editorials
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange, cold-blooded, dangerous predator might actually be a new species. Also a new crocodile has been found in African caves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gee willikers, guys, the President sure does have some odd looking business deals
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash faces a small problem while Joe faces a bigger one. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Jefferson deals with a city that cares nothing for its citizens but is still more hopeful than The State of the Union (CW 9ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor laments condition of hospitals he refused to fund
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What couple habit did you think was totally normal, and then realized was weird? Did you think everyone else also shared a toothbrush?
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
"Maybe Solo is also a Cloverfield film. It might explain why nobody wants to show us any damn footage"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked and intoxicated burglar in Pennsylvania breaks into a building, and also accidentally called 911 on himself. Your move, Florida Man
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Despite what you may have seen on television, officials want you to know that a fighter pilot would not have the callsign "Clown Penis"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"In Nassar's own slideshows and videos for training workshops, he referred to genitals as 'the no-fly zone.'" Apparently, he thought of himself flying solo
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Not only did the Trump White House turn in their Russia homework 12 minutes before the midnight deadline, they also cribbed it from Forbes
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Not content to stand idly by and let millennials have all the fun, baby boomers are killing the early bird special
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Steve Spagnuolo says Patriots had Eagles' signals in Super Bowl XXXIX. Proof: His opinion
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Dad delivers baby in minivan. Also may not have thought his choice of t-shirt through
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not wanting to cause a clatter, VW suspends chief lobbyist over diesel fume monkey tests. Also, "diesel fume monkey test" is the name of subby's favorite wine bar
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There are stupid criminals, and then there's THIS guy
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Apparently there will be a Great Lakes Surf festival this year, which is also the name of my Dick Dale tribute band
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember those "patriotic locals" fighting the oppressive Ukrainian government in Donetsk in 2015? One of their leaders, named Valery Asapov, just happened to die in Syria, wearing a Russian general's uniform while commanding Russian troops
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Turns out the diabeetus also reduces the collagen in your bones, making them less bendy, more breaky (with helpful scary x-ray)
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So who is planning to boycott Trump's State of The Union speech, also known as LiarGate 2018
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CNN reporter regrets his role in presenting a false equivalence between Clinton and Trump during the campaign to be viewed as not biased
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Officials did not specify how the [sand] tunnel was dug," but since paramedics had to dig Florida Man out from it, we can assume the answer is "not well"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
CBS golf overrun shortened important hour-long Grammy Red Carpet Live to 22 minutes, which consisted mostly of make-good commercials
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt learns about the peskiest four letters in government: F-O-I-A. Documents FOIA'ed by an environmental group show, despite earlier denials, he was personally involved in removing climate change and clean power web pages from EPA.gov
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Female Trump supporters on affair allegations: Everyone deserves to be forgiven, but also she's not credible, but also it happened a long time ago
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Funeral home offers free pizza to get people in to pre-plan their funerals. Deep dish special now comes with six feet of toppings
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
No, forcing your autistic child to drink bleach will not "cure" him. Also, what in the ever loving holy hells is wrong with people?
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Sat January 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michael Moore says that the GOP can feel the noose tightening around Trump's neck. Also announces a new documentary entitled "Swayin' in the Wind"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Yet another thing ruined by millennials
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently millennials don't like the great outdoors anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Old Man also fought a never-ending battle with the malfunctioning Minnesota Vikings. His frustrations caused him to swear quite often, including profanity-laden rants of past years that if re-uttered, would still be bouncing off various peaks"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren says Liberals are to blame for the Tide Pod Challenge
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"Fixed milk price scheme" is also the name of my Captain Beefheart cover band
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As the Trump-Russia investigation continues, take solace in knowing that the walls are closing in on the major criminals of the planet, and shiat is going down behind the scenes. Mueller and his Justice League are but a small cell in a larger operation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Air Force One is getting two new refrigerators. News: For some reason, they need to be capable of storing 3,000 meals between them Fark: so the upgrade is gonna run $24 million
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump again reveals a remarkably unsophisticated understanding of ____________
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Someone's a little confused about how old millennials actually are
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Don't waste all your aluminum foil on hats. You can also use it to turn AAA batteries into AA batteries, sharpen scissors, and improve your wifi signal
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Some outfits are designed to feminize a man's appearance, as homosexuals try to do, especially displaying the buttocks and genitals" OH MY
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Our long nightmare is over as California lawmaker introduces legislation that would send criminals that offer unsolicited plastic drinking straws to jail
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(Time)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers reveals Trump's inner voice
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein wrote a romantic novel that's available on Amazon. "As he lay in his underground chamber lovingly caressing his ICBM, Sally, he couldn't help but wonder where things went wrong. Suddenly he was surrounded by handsome Navy SEALS"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO: Fares are too low, given current fuel prices. Also, you can upgrade this headline to Green Class for only $99
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(Action News Now)
 
 
 
"Fake news yesterday, or two days ago. I rarely put out a tweet, praising somebody, but only when they get a false story." And 34 other 'great' quotes from yesterday's impromptu press conference
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop steals clothes off man's back, then in a cover-up I'm sure he totally thought would work, shoots his gun and says a group of people at a nearby hookah bar robbed him
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Religious Right: We can't let gay people marry because that would redefine marriage. Also the Religious Right: Let's redefine marriage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Steele (R- former Chairman of the RNC) has had it with these MFin' evangelicals in his MFin' party: "After telling me how to live my life, who to love, what to believe [...] now you sit back and the prostitutes don't matter? [...] Just shut up"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out, teenagers in ancient Greece were just as surly and moody as today's teens. They also spent just as much time staring at their tablets, too
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Jerry "Nads" Nadler has seen the classified materials Nunes is lying about. "Those materials tell a very different story than the conspiracy theory concocted by Chairman Nunes"
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Tue January 23, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
More tax reform trickle down, 125,000 Disney employees to receive $1,000 cash bonuses. Bonus: Company will also make a $50 million investment into a new employee education program
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals hire Steve Wilks to keep the players from brawling with each other
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller met with the Keebler Klansman for "hours". But wait there's more. He also met with James Comey. Trump is "not worried" about it though. This is the MSNBC Discussion thread. Festivities start at 8PM EST
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Just because Apple products cost their weight in gold doesn't mean you should also bite them to make sure they're authentic
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The story of why Britain filled Australia with criminals in 1788. Oh, and Australia (Australis) is latin for southern
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suck it Boomers and Gen-Xers. 1 out of 6 Millennials have $100,000 in savings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump evangelicals have lost their gag reflex"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
White men most likely to benefit from employee referrals, everything else in life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump trails Bernie, Uncle Joe, and Oprah in 2020 poll. Also trails homeless dude on the street corner shouting about holes in his pants
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fur and fury at 40,000 feet as more and more people bring emotional support animals onto planes, including this duck
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pizzagate reaches the quarterfinals of the Australian Open
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alexis gets his in line for his first assist the day he signs for ManU as Pogba and De Gea both want new deals. Could it be because all 3 agents share a super agent known for doing things like this.....no can't be
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Suzanne Somers reveals the dumb blonde act is no act
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Mon January 22, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Long-sober Jackass star Steve-O pops question to girlfriend at his comedy concert after preparing for six months, and she said yes. For you millennials out there, MTV's Jackass was how Gen X killed time before the smartphone era
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(The Street)
 
 
 
20 low-calorie beers for your New Year's resolution. Two article features: can be viewed as a single page, and also lists ABV for each
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delaying retirement by just 6 months equals saving another 1% over 30 years, if you live long enough to retire, suckers
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Today's episode of millennials kill: "There's a Costco to one side and a Sam's Club to the other. But when she needs 12-packs of paper towels or 36 rolls of toilet paper, she heads online instead"
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Sun January 21, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Trump opened a Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement office...and then ICE posted on its website the names, addresses and phone numbers of the illegals accused of the crimes. No wait, they posted all that info just of the crime VICTIMS
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Trump administration expanded the list of officials authorized to receive the presidential daily briefing to 14 people because "everybody thought it was cool. They wanted to be cool"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Syke brann: "Instead of trying to import our whiteness, the U.S. president should try letting some of our ideals in"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You have no idea how boring your meals would be if it wasn't for the harnessing of cavitation bubbles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After years of selling her family to the tabloids and television, Kris Jenner decides to also sell her '56 T-Bird
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Judicial marshals and maintenance staff investigate a fowl smell in a courtroom.... Then things get weird
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How Nicolas Cage blew $150 million in 7 years. Spending $30 million a year on mansions, Lambos, and exotic animals helps
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
The House GOP DACA bill literally criminalizes poverty. Dreamers would be required to maintain an annual income of at least 125 percent of the poverty line. If they fall below that level for 90 days they subject to deportation and would be criminals
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 220 with two title fights: Miocic vs N'Gannou and Cormier vs Oezdemir. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV at 10 PM ET. Also Bellator 192: Rampage vs Sonnen, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just in case you weren't already impressed with the chameleon's ability to change color, it also has glow-in-the-dark bones
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Fri January 19, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will behind-the-scenes controversies and scandals impact the Oscars? Well, at least that would probably result in a more diverse set of nominations
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sportswriter, upset that Stefon Diggs celebrated after pulling off the most improbable and exciting play in Vikings history, writes article. Also yells at some clouds and to get off his lawn
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals are getting into the drug business. Damn it feels good to be a gangster
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After an 84% spike in "issues," flying with comfort turkeys, gliding possums, snakes, spiders and other animals will require a bit more documentation than "I needs him"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Principal: Kids, don't be bullies. Also Principal: LOL let's make fun of this short teacher, everyone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake: "I'm a blogger. Give me a free room at your beautiful hotel." Hotel: "DIAF. Also, you and everyone like you are now banned"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
FBI arrest man for trying to extort $1 million from a "squeaky clean" entertainer by falsely claiming a sexual assault during a nude massage. A tale straight from a film noir to the left, speculation as to the last clean celebrity to the right
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
And you thought the Millennials were the worst part of Coachella
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ambulances are in such high demand and low supply in Phoenix that 9-1-1 operators are calling on taxis to take people to hospitals
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that L.A. needs more Hollywood sign
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We can confirm the missile attack alert was a false alarm. You may now fap in complete safety
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not all millionaires are bad, some are also deranged for hiring strippers for their son's 12th birthday party
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly, what kind of cretin steals 1,000 tins of spaghetti hoops from a food bank?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
Boobies
 
Fort Collins, CO has been engaged in a desperate battle for years. Finally, its drive to keep women's tops on goes to 10th Circuit Court of Appeals
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you thought professional cameras were just sitting around waiting for cell phones to take over. Think again. Hasselblad reveals 400 megapixel camera that takes 2.4GB still images
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden on Trump's "Sh*thole" comments: "We're better than this." Also thinks the country should be running as smooth as a 1971 Pontiac Firebird's 455 L75 325 hp engine on a summer's day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Llouts lleave llamas llacking llids. Llocals llament lloss
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Latest GOP conspiracy - liberals in Hawaii orchestrated the false missile alarm to make Trump look bad
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Department of Justice wants to start arresting state and local elected officials. Let that sink in
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska says their emergency system won't issue false alarms like Hawaii, because by the time workers have manually typed in a warning, remembered the password, clicked multiple buttons, and typed a confirmation, the missiles will have already hit
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Millennials revive astrology because of tendency as digital natives to accept fantasy as real. "I think it's become generally less acceptable to just arbitrarily shiat on things as like 'that's not rational, or that's stupid because that's not fact"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Danish inventor accused of having sex of a "particularly dangerous nature" aboard his submarine, also murder, dismemberment and indecent handling of a corpse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Test results are pouring in. Apparently Trump is a stable genius. Also handsome
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The replacement for the famous SR-71 Blackbird features a 3-d printed scramjet engine that lets it operate at the edge of the earth's atmosphere and cruise at Mach 6. It's also likely the plane doesn't actually exist
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voters tell CNN 'sh*thole' remarks went too far: 'It shows a lack of morals'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The Iranian oil tanker is no longer on fire. There's also some bad news
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Police are searching for vandals who left bizarre notes referencing "World War Three" and "the Rapture" in mailboxes after cutting phone/Internet cables
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Golf: Missile false alarm causes panic, soiled pants, and a bogey for PGA Tour players
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hawaii false alarm revealed Trump White House has no plan in place for actual attack
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guy that was coordinating some cunning stunts was also coordinating Eliza Dushku
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leader of the white supremacist gang Public Enemy No 1 shanked in a CA prison, probably by members of the affiliated Aryan Brotherhood who...wait there was a gang whose initials were PEN1??
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's first tweet since the false alarm in Hawaii: A) Investigate the false alarm. B) Reassure Americans that they are safe. C) Complain about the media and Michael Wolff
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
After an agonizing break SNL returns with Sam Rockwell as host. Will Alec Baldwin return as Trump to rant about shiathole countries? Will McKinnon's Kellyanne Conway justify idiocy? Will Uncle Albert join musical guest Halsey? SNL, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Millennials may be terrible, but they get arrested far less often than their parents did. Lazy underachievers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For those Hawaii Farkers who just crapped their pants; it was a false alarm ... and you should probably buy new pants
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GM producing cars without functioning steering wheel or foot pedals, on purpose this time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I demand that the word shiat be unfiltered. If our President can say it, so can we. Also, I don't have TF so green this shiat so I can register my outrage
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Not News: Crazy old man calls Fox News HQ to praise their segments, and to let them know how much they have taught him. News: He also allegedly requests that they give him policy ideas. Fark: It's the President of the United States
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Biden tells millennials to stop complaining about how tough things are, get up, be counted and be the change. Some millennial writer at Vice has a problem with that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fires, floods, and plague. Did California build a false idol of Brad Goodman?
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(The United Methodist Church)
 
 
 
The evangelicals might still be supporting Trump, but the Methodists who actually read their Bibles from time to time are officially tired of his racist shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II says that the crown could break your bloody neck. If that doesn't work, she could also stab you
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(The Week)
 
 
 
President Shiathole Bonespur brags about always being the best athlete when he was young, which explains why he got multiple deferrals from the draft during the Vietnam war
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore hospital CEO is profoundly sorry that you were offended by a woman wearing only a hospital gown being dumped curbside on a frigid night. Is also deeply apologetic and begs forgiveness for some bystander recording it on their cellphone
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In the wake of Sam's Club closings small businesses in the middle of Alaska are losing their only warehouse store it's going to make it hard to get supplies. Also, there's a hot dog cart in Fairbanks, AK called "between the buns". How cool is that?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Boeing's new drone will give Rascals a run for their money when shopping at Walmart
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
In response to Oregon letting people pump their own gas, Officials tell Oregonians no more sex
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Woman qualifies for Olympic marathon trials at age 50. In related story, subby kinda sorta crawled out of bed this morning and almost put on pants
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Senate candidate expects that talk radio and Fox News will soon begin airing commercials about how to invest by buying commemorative coins made of 99% pure coal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans are revolting. They're also pretty pissed at the governor's proposed new budget
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
30 year old man steals books and electronics from his University and sells them in his Amazon store. Man gets caught and is given five years probation. Man now has a job working for Amazon. TAA DAA
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kodak is getting into the crypto currency game. Their advantage will be their currency prints out in the form of a picture which then develops before your very eyes and reveals how little you understand finances
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Congressman Pete Hoekstra (R-MI), 2015: "There are no-go zones in Holland; cars getting burned, politicians getting burned." US Ambassador to Holland Pete Hoekstra, 2018: "I never said that. Fake news. I also never said 'fake news'. SMOKEBOMB"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Members of Japan's infamous Yakuza gangs often get extremely elaborate full-body tattoos to signify their membership or status withing the gangs. Which also makes them REALLY easy to identify if they go on the run
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Before birth each soul knows all the secrets of heaven. At birth, an angel presses their fingertip just above one's lip, which seals us to silence. This accounts for the philtrum, or medial cleft. I don't know what's going on with this lady, though
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/10): Old Man Hawkeye explores how old man Hawkeye went blind. He's bored, he lives alone...you do the math. Also, both generations of Battlestar Galactica face off, Ninjak versus the Valiant Universe, and there's a Royal Rumble comic
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Being caught on tape offering to hook your buddies up with your girlfriend to pay them back for lending you money to hire a hooker is a not only a real relationship killer, but, if your dad is the Prime Minister, it's also a national scandal
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
State's largest coal fired power plant on fire. Officials hope to have it under control sometime in 2056
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to look into strengthening libel laws, saying: "You can't say things that are false, knowingly false and be able to smile as money pours into your bank account". That's the joke
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Got a pic of that Eiffel tower at night? You are a goshdarn criminal. What other crimes are you casually committing you filthy animals?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
10-year-old "sports analyst" steals the show at the Tide's homecoming celebration
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
There's one person responsible for the rise in Satanism, his initials are D.T. No, not Dave Thomas
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin unveils million-dollar ad campaign designed to lure millennials from Chicago after learning 'how young out-of-state residents viewed Wisconsin as beer, cheese and little else.'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Criteo wants to work across the industry to address more robust, cross-device advertising targeting and measurement capabilities that are also consumer friendly and don't cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. Apple wants them to suck it
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
TSA reveals strangest items found in 2017, including Satan's pizza cutter, a rifle-shaped umbrella, and Demogorgon's ice cream scoop
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Barefoot young man steals police car for beer run. All that for a 40?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single 30 year-old woman, and one of my goals has always been to be a foster parent. I want to adopt, get married, and raise a family, but my friends say being a single foster mom would make me undateable. What do I do?"
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland's top officials say it's OK for police to go through your garbage as it becomes 'public property' when you throw it out. Local rag decides to go through garbage of Portland's top officials to see what they throw out. Hilarity ensues
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelist con man James Dobson claims not eating will save Trump from impeachment. In other news, lines of liberals, feminists, LGBTQ activists, economists, scientists, stoners, and minorities stretching for miles around Golden Corral
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British scientists discover that alcohol damages stem cell DNA and increases cancer risk, but also increases your chances of scoring
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Mon January 08, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Where there's smoke, there's fire... also weed
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", the best of 2017 Japanese commercials
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The False Promises of Worker Retraining: Despite assurances from policymakers that retraining is the key to success, such programs have consistently failed to equip workers with the preparation they need to secure jobs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities"
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Avocado toast millennials, you have no idea how much you owe to ancient sloth poops
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, not content with the title of "Dotard of America" also wants to become "Lord of War", have Nic Cage play him in the eventual movie adaptation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual for many teachers to work a second job, MD's Academy of the Holy Cross Catholic girl's high school decided they really could not see continuing to employ a teacher who was also white nationalist Richard Spencer's bodyguard
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance to Vote - Voting open until Monday January 8, 2018 at 1pm Eastern Time - Headline of the Year - Tab Contest Finals - Politics
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance to Vote - Voting open until Monday January 8, 2018 at 1pm Eastern Time - Headline of the Year - Tab Contest Finals - Sports
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance to Vote - Voting open until Monday January 8, 2018 at 1pm Eastern Time - Headline of the Year - Tab Contest Finals - Geek
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance to Vote - Voting open until Monday January 8, 2018 at 1pm Eastern Time - Headline of the Year - Tab Contest Finals - Entertainment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance to Vote - Voting open until Monday January 8, 2018 at 1pm Eastern Time - Headline of the Year - Tab Contest Finals - Business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last Chance to Vote - Voting open until Monday January 8, 2018 at 1pm Eastern Time - Headline of the Year - Tab Contest Finals - Discussion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By "clarifying" that Manafort committed the treason at the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, Bannon may have also confirmed part of the "fake news" dossier. Ooops
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Sun January 07, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
U.S. appeals court rules Idaho's law against spying at farms, dairies, and slaughterhouses unconstitutional, violates free speech rights of innocents, investigative journalists, barnyard voyeurs
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winning $570 million Powerball ticket sold in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Officials will monitor the situation to see if the ticket is valid
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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(Some Lazy Guy)
 
 
 
Because you're reading this on Fark. Also, sloths
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
Christian school officials open to punishing naughty Hooters girls
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Entitled snowflakes refuse to tear down a treehouse and hope the SCOTUS will review their appeal. Here's the kicker: the article does not involved an HOA or Millennials, but the Florida tag yields to the Dumbass tag
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Today's teenagers are not only listening to music you don't like, wearing clothes you think look stupid, and using slang you don't understand, they're also not boinking, smoking, or using drugs like you used to, either
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democratic congressman reveals 'concerned' GOP legislators know Donald Trump is 'unfit' - but won't do anything
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We are here at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, where we've secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve in enemas with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference"
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigates itself and finds no mistreatment was occurring at its jail. Also claims detainees have cell keys and can leave at any time. Seriously
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When renting a cadaver, make sure your source deals only in quality, infection free human body parts. In other news, some people turn a buck by renting corpses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter on world leaders' accounts violating terms of service: All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Author of Fire and Fury has tapes of principals involved in Mueller investigation, which may corroborate/conflict with their statements made under oath. NY and DC are one party consent jurisdictions. Mueller: roll the unabridged tapes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bills are sending 1,440 chicken wings to the Bengals as a thank you for their win over the Ravens. No word yet on what sort of wings they are
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
GM animals will be sold in England. Ford and Chrysler animals coming soon
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The evangelicals' plan to deal with successful outreach from the LGBT community is to lie their bibles off and tell everyone that gays are a bunch of murdering apex sexual predators after your kids
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Family of swatting victim haven't been allowed to view body yet, police also took multiple items from the home including two cellphones, a computer, and their front farking door
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Europe is willing to regulate tech more than the U.S. because they are seen as companies from another country and rivals to their own European tech
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Food safety experts recommend avoiding romaine lettuce. Subby also recommends we should probably stop eating all salads and exercising as well, you know, just to be sure
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Wed January 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's campaign manager announces a primary challenge to Rep. Martha Roby. Also doubles down on his support for Moore saying his defeat was "a political assassination" and "I believe in what Judge Moore believes". So having sex with children?
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
In the days before millennials killed radio, stations could afford to own their own traffic helicopters. Reporters patrolled the skies during rush hour to notify listeners of backups, then pitched hamburgers, breath mints, sitcoms, and boner pills
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart reveals the most bizarre top-selling items in every state
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live on the east coast, get ready for the Bomb Cyclone coming Thursday. Also, the gas, milk and bread cyclone to happen Wednesday
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Tue January 02, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Carson Palmer retires, leaving the Cardinals with no quarterback under contract for 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"A quick bit of math suggests that Trump will go over 2,000 false claims for his first year in office sometime in the next week. It could happen even sooner than that if Trump decides to give another impromptu media interview"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Study reveals teen girls feel immense pressure to text nude photos. "I sent my boyfriend a naked pic after he insisted and was going to break up with me. Now he is threatening to send it to everyone if I don't have sex with him, I'm only 15"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Felons, Illegals and MS13 Welcome... Democrats need the votes'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Former Fox Miss America, Gretchen Carlson, to chair new Miss America pageant. Also, intends to keep Donnie out of the dressing rooms
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you win DWTS in 2015 and also fall in love with your male partner, it's probably not a good idea to get a massive tattoo of both of you
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The reason for the GOP's sudden need to discredit Mueller? He's taking a look at Trump's "miraculous" wins in Michigan and Wisconsin. Also how much the RNC knew and when they knew it
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Streaming TV customers miss parts of Clemson - Alabama game, also BEST ROSE BOWL GAME IN HISTORY between Oklahoma - Georgia. Duke sucks
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Joe being Joe steals the show at Boston mayor's inauguration, scoring a decisive first-round victory over likely 2020 rival Elizabeth Warren
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veterans Hospital in Oregon turns away patients in order to score higher hospital rankings. Hospital Director also received a bonus for improved rankings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No one knows when or where this out-of-control 18,740-pound Chinese satellite is going to crash into Earth, but you should really try to avoid it and its toxic chemicals if you can
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(Some pissed off guy)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior steals money from wildfire fighting funds for a helicopter ride and no one says boo. Repeat that. The country is literally on fire. The person in charge stole the money to fight that fire. He's not in jail. Why?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy states the obvious about Trump. Cult wonders why being despicable is a bad thing. It's how they were referred when they grew up. Listen, child molesters and serial killers also need a political party, so we have Republicans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chef brags about spiking a group of entitled vegans' meals with meat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chief Justice John Roberts says he wants to look into sexual harassment within the judicial system. He also wants to know why Clarence Thomas left a can of Coke on his desk
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you an energetic horse or a lonely pig? Feng Shui expert reveals what 2018, the year of the dog, has in store for you at least according to the Chinese Zodiac
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ice balls. Not only a description of subby's genitalia, but also a meteorological condition on Lake Michigan
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Sat December 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration has dropped appeals against rulings blocking transgender troop ban
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Barack Obama also demanded a loyalty oath from the Federal officials he appointed. So take that, libs
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(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Sixth-grade teacher appeals firing after parents complained to police he showed students pornography ... or rather, classical Impressionist, Rococo nudes
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Donald Trump made 25 false claims in his recent 30-minute interview with the New York Times. Hey, that's less than one a minute. Not bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, what would it sound like if you plugged a guitar into 100 effects pedals?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump appeared to know little, if anything, about international trade deals during an exchange with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in March this year. White House officials reportedly characterized the talk as "humiliating"
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(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
U.S. hospitals are suffering a major shortage of IV bags and saline products. Wanna guess where one of the biggest U.S. suppliers of said products has manufacturing plants?
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not only is corn Illinois' official state vegetable and popcorn the official state snack, but soon it will also be the official state grain and thus, will finally unite the three Houses of Corn. Corn
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Mueller is now questioning ЯNC officials
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kushner's financials being investigated. Difficulty: not Mueller
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