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500 headlines found matching 'ALS'
Mon April 24, 2017
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Italy's credit rating downgraded to one notch above junk due to large debt, a stagnant economy and divisive politics. Also known as the U.S. business model
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner's going back to their roots for a 20th anniversary episode, and they are using Mario Paint? Also Fark gets a big nod
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Whew, what a 1st round, 2 game 7s tonight to finish things off. Will the Seals do a reversal & skewer the Whalers? Will the Thrashers .. er .. thrash the Maroons? Both games start at 7pm ET so you'll have to choose. And as always, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
When Dr. Carla Valentine isn't dissecting corpses, she runs Dead Meet (a dating website for "death professionals"). She holds someone's heart in her hands every day. And her forthcoming dissertation is called "Putting the ROT into Erotic"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Uber's app lies to users who are working near regulatory agencies. News: It also lies to suspected Apple employees about continuing to track them after they uninstall it. Farked: The guy explaining this to Tim Cook, CEO of Apple
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima plant sufficiently cleaned up so that 95 percent of site can be traversed without protective clothing, and cafeteria and convenience store are now open. "I used to eat cold rice balls. Hot meals make me happy and motivate me to work"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching ... and wins. Blames eating a kebab with too much onion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The USS Carl Vinson started joint drills with two Japanese destroyers in the western Pacific Ocean on Sunday, according to officials who absolutely pinky-sweared that the aircraft carrier was really there this time
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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Sat April 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
United Airlines parent company announces publicly that United's CEO will not be given the role of company chairman as had been planned. Then again, he will also not be dragged kicking, screaming, and bloody from his current position as CEO
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 108, Cub Swanson vs Artem Lobov, Al Iaquinta vs Diego Sanchez. Also Ovince St Preux, John Dodson, Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bangkok vows to rid city of unsightly, smelly street food stalls that block sidewalks and create pedestrian chaos. NYC officials: "Wait, they can do that?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When asked about latest food trends, Anthony Bourdain pronounces Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino the "four things I hate all in one sentence: Starbucks, unicorns, and the colors pink and purple. Also a Frappuccino. It's the perfect nexus of awfulness"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drones may be best hope for reducing risk of shark attack. They might also provide pics of your demise, so be sure to do something interesting if you're attacked
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to spend less on the health care system? One solution could be to mandate 6 hour work days, which would also create more full time jobs... and make sure everyone have time for at least two, possible three jobs to make ends meet
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State senator who resigned after dropping N-bombs amongst black legislators also had Hooters calendar girl, Playboy model as paid "political consultants." I guess that's what some call it these days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Marshals do not receive sufficient on-the-job training to know they shouldn't leave loaded guns in a plane's lavatory
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Fri April 21, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The guy who sang the eternally smooth lead on Everybody Plays the Fool has died. He was also Cuba Gooding Jr's dad
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Half of California hospitals receive a grade of C or lower for patient safety, A+ for getting monthly bills out on time
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz denies there is any forthcoming scandal. Also says he's not a crook, claims he did not have sex with that woman and asks at this point what difference does it make
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Under 30 years old? You may not recognize these vintage commercials. Oh, you 'member? Tell us about it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sharing 19.5% of Rosneft through shell companies has nada to do with Exxon seeking a waiver to operate in 'Crimea which formerly was separate from glorious Russia', nor other shady deals for oily comrades. Deal in darkness, light a danger, nyet?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The 2017 French presidential election will not only be one of the most significant polls in the country's modern history but also one of the closest, as five candidates all vying for the popular vote. Will Marine Le Pen change history?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
All those sweeping generalizations you had about millennials are most likely true
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Thu April 20, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Unicorn blood and tears. Maybe some of your hopes and dreams. Also a metric asston of whipped cream
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB umpires to consider using microphones to explain their rulings. Which Cardinals fans have been waiting for since 1985 to hear Don Denkinger explain his call at first base
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Crazy criminals are appreciated, stupid criminals are appreciated. We recommend that if you are wanted, to post on Facebook or Instagram, and let us know where you are"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs remain No.1 but the surging Yankees climb nine spots in the newly released MLB Power Rankings. Also, what's going on with the Rangers and Cardinals?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Eight patients, four hospitals, four donors, four recipients, four kidney swaps... in one day
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Wed April 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top generals, who are quietly building a bomb proof Oval Office under Mar-a-Lago, insist that if North Korea launches a missile the U.S military will be able to shoot it down
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. intelligence officials acquire Russian think tank plans to interfere with 2016 election by pushing Trump via fake news and undermining the validity of the election. Good thing those plans never left the drawing board
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
In case anyone was wondering, or got the "news" via Facebook, no, Malia Obama was not expelled from Harvard. Also, she hasn't started attending school yet because she took a year off
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey brings us four contests. Can the Capitals tie up the series with the Maple Leafs? Can the Senators beat the Bruins again? Will the Blues and Ducks sweep the Wild and Flames? The puck drops at 7pm ET. Now Shut up, Pierre
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A startup business news TV network called Cheddar is placing a bet that millennials will use something called an antenna to pick up their channel
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're a registered sex offender and you don't have any children of your own, you should probably skip out on attending high school music recitals
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Industrial metals are diving. Good thing I diversified my Nine Inch Nails portfolio into smooth jazz
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
There's a new world's oldest woman, and she's also the last living subject of Queen Victoria
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention: Fourteen animals have escaped the local petting zoo and roam the city. Please remain calm and stay inside. This is not a drill...or a Pixar movie
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals tosses out hog farm lawsuit on technicality, likely angering Dirt Farm Harry who's not your average pig and won't just roll with it
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"Reports ALSO claiming that Capaldi's quick 2013 appearance will be revealed to be part of his Doctor's final moments before he regenerates into his next incarnation, making Capaldi's first appearance in the series also technically his last"
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
A "Celebrate President Trump" rally featured speakers going on about voter fraud and urging supporters to prepare for a civil war against liberals
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix says those 'sexist' Dave Chappelle specials and 'racist' Iron Fist series are both big hits
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Aging baby boomers aren't doing what economists predicted, have decided to stay in place and remodel their McMansions. Experts say boomers would sell, except that millennials don't want to buy that overpriced crap instead of starter home
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Mon April 17, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Travel writer reveals what it's like to eat some of the world's most extreme foods - from insects to rodents to rotted fish. And not all of it tastes like chicken
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
"Tune-in" at 8PM EDT for this week's Paul's Memory Bank. Geez, we're up to "J" already? At the end there will be a quickie tribute to J. Geils. Well, it's his band since he doesn't do vocals. But at least it starts with J
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since we can't get enough hockey, here are four more playoff games for your pleasure. Senators-Bruins, Capitals-Maple Leafs, Blackhawks-Predators, and Ducks-Flames are on tap with the puck dropping at 7:00 PM ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just like most merchants, Millennials won't accept American Express
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"But a few months into the Trump presidency, we haven't seen too much in the way of deals. As a matter of fact, we haven't seen any deals, at least not any of consequence. Is it possible that Donald Trump was never such a great dealmaker?"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not only is the Trump administration's "women's issues lead" not a woman, he's also a white nationalist who thinks women get paid less because they don't work as hard as men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim reveals elite grenade launchers to deter anyone from turning Best Korea, where the hamburger was invented, into a parking lot
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a side sleeper? Back sleeper? Stomach sleeper? Your sleeping position reveals a lot about you
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Who steals three Chick-fil-A cow costumes?
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Sun April 16, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Millennials will never retire
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If your county sheriff can withdraw $160K from the jail's food account and invest it into a used car lot without winding up taking all her own meals at jail's dining facility, you might be living in Alabama
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims being president makes him immune from lawsuits about stuff he did before becoming president - probably also for things he does after being president. And his things his kids have, are, and will be doing. Ave Imperatrump
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
ISS chocolate supplies dangerously low ahead of Easter. They're also out of Colombian Coffee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 24, Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Wilson Reis for the flyweight title. also Rose Namajunas vs Michelle Waterson. Fight Pass prelims 4pm ET, TV prelims at 6pm, main card at 8pm, both on local Fox stations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games on tap to satisfy your playoff hockey hunger. Bruins-Senators, Maple Leafs-Capitals, Predators-Blackhawks, and Flames-Ducks are the games. The party starts at 3pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's rambling, self-indulgent new memoir unwittingly reveals the star to be every bit as hot-headed, egotistical and painfully thin-skinned as President Trump. SAD
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dropping bombs and sending in troops and materiel to potential war zones is all well and good, but without an actual strategy and defined goals from the commander-in-chief, you ain't blaming this fiasco on us, "sir"
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves rules dystopian cannibals in new trailer for 'The Bad Batch'
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Actual prayer in the OK Legislature : "We pray, oh God, that our elected officials will have the courage to take care of our kids instead of upgrading the executive suites in Chesapeake arena." Fark: there is video
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Report on elite private school reveals extensive sexual abuse involving students and a dozen former staff. Luckily all this happened long ago and all those involved are no longer employed so everything is just fine, nothing to see here
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host claims Beauty and the Beast encourages women to go f*ck animals
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Rohan Marley, son of Bob, wants some of that sick Beats-type money, plugs his company's sustainably-made headphones, speakers and vinyl turntables to attract millennials who want analog audio connection to classic reggae and DIY culture
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kickboxer won 64 gold medals last year, is multiple British and European champion, has been undefeated for 2 years and just bought his first house. He's also 9 years old
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(Little Things)
 
 
 
Tensions with Russia are high. We're bombing Syria. Best Korea is threatening to nuke the US. So here's a video of zoo animals enjoying the snow. BONUS: Baby elephant
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs continue with three games for us to enjoy. Will the Capitals blow away the Maple Leafs? Will the Blackhawks tame the Predators? Will the Ducks douse the Flames? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Riots in Lyon and goals everywhere else. THIS is your Europa League quarterfinals Leg 1 discussion thread (games in progress)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hot new trend in U.S. hospitals: forcing people to open a line of credit before receiving care
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Wed April 12, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
An audit reveals that San Diego pays electric bills for 3,712 nonexistent UFOs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meth-addicted python sent to rehab in Australia after being found in drug lab. See, even normally deadly animals kick it up a notch down there
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(AP)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix ending Cardinals stadium sponsorship. University of Fark In Arizona considering bidding
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's your Champions League first leg quarterfinals thread, featuring Juve v. Barca and Dortmund v. Monaco on Tuesday, followed by Bayern v. Real and Atletico v. Leicester on Wednesday. Dortmund match is on at 12:45 pm EDT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Being sound on the fundamentals depends on what the evangelical community has decided the fundamentals have become. At this time, what is fundamental is hating liberals, hating Obama, hating abortion and hating same-sex marriage"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Attention confused liberals: You are the punchline. Trump voters love him because it makes you upset. That's it. It's that simple. They hate you, and they will happily let Trump kill them because they know it makes your eyeball twitch. The End
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Minister Lavrov, Rex Tillerson. Nice to meet you." "Strike Syria again and you will regret it. Also, likewise"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Fargo in real life: cosmopolitan, crime-free, and largely devoid of weirdo accents, insist locals
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Second rate Bond villain, FCC chairman Ajit Pai's plan to kill net neutrality will also completely destroy internet privacy. Are you tired of #winning yet?
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Illegally poaching wild animals will never fill the hole in your soul or the lonely chasm where your teeth used to be
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New airline seat design which is almost like your bed at home. Also, will forcibly eject you if an airline executive needs a seat
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets' Noah Syndergaard, expert mascot troll, steals the Phillie Phanatic's ATV
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you've got the time, we've got 18 minutes of commercials from 1980...Miller beer. Also Datsuns get great gas milage
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since getting a travel visa to the US has become virtually impossible, US Soccer officials decide now is the perfect time to bid for the World Cup
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New study says we were wrong about sea sponges being the world's first animals. Say hello to your new ancestors
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Are you a Capitals Fan? Is the stress of inevitable playoff failure too much to handle? Don't fret, your team is prepared to offer you free "Playoff Yoga"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mexican Church reveals Captain America was not the first but the second avenger. The first one was Jesus Christ. No word on if Pope Francis will join the Marvel Canon revision process
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Happy Inception Day to Blade Runner replicant Leon Kowalski
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Millennials are finally getting into the housing market. Apparently they finally want to see what life is like living in a level of a house that is above ground
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Who makes Trader Joe's food? Investigation reveals the secretive (and very profitable) relationship between the hipster discount store and the big brands behind their products
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Sun April 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who steals a cellphone tower?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"The sheriff also said he doesn't think the release of images gathered by police promotes accountability. He said it's not the job of journalists to look for wrongdoing by police"
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Tiny meals, loose hanging skin, watery poop, a naked greased up Jimmy Spencer... these are all the things you should be thinking of when the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Texas for the My Bariatric Solutions 300 at 1:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian playwright retools "Breakfast Club" as sci-fi mashup to make it more relevant to today's diverse millennials, adding holographic cast and an android "Facebot" that represents the anthropomorphization of social media
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
"It shouldn't be surprising, but it is to me nonetheless: Plenty of liberals who've long criticized Donald Trump as unfit to be president are praising his strike on Syrian airfields." Let's see who th-OHHH the DNC darlings, how unexpected
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Liberals now confused as Trudeau gives his full support to US airstrikes in Syria
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
O'Reilly's Thursday show played the same 7 commercials on repeat. For anyone under 25, a commercial was like those things that play before a YouTube video, except longer and unskippable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crocodile Hunter's kid looks just like him which is good because he plans on recklessly handling wild animals for a living, just like dad
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina loses baseball on dropped third strike. Ball was stuck to his chest protector
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently never having seen Game of Thrones, the St. Louis Cardinals are hosting a GoT night. If you hear the pipe organ playing The Rains of Castamere, you may want to run
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ancient cannibals weren't in it for the calories, it was peer pressure
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials, who have clearly never watched a single episode of Star Blazers announce they are creating an assistant secretary for Space warfare position inside the USAF 's Space Command
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: 'Zero chance' Assad is behind the 'false flag' chemical attack in Syria. Now buy some overpriced gold from me
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the most accurate program guide description for a sporting event between two divisional rivals EVER
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
$10 billion of freshly prepared meals purchased from supermarkets is now taking a big bite out of restaurants
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You know who loves single-payer health care more than liberals? The alt-right does
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Taser International, in response to Jeff Sessions' plans to end police accountability, offers free bodycams and cloud storage to all US police agencies for one year. Also, renames itself to "Axon." Feeling nervous?
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant who is the caretaker for her disabled veteran husband and four children, one of whom has cerebral palsy, will not be deported for at least another year. There, are you libs happy now?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Malibu officials are not happy about the "prank" sign some jerk-off left in their nice, quiet little beach community
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The post-Brexit "global Britain" is emerging: a desperate, morally bankrupt country cuddling up to bloodthirsty tin-pot dictators in hopes of winning arms deals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even though there are only two games, they both have significance. Those two games are the Canadiens-Sabres and the Rangers-Capitals. Can Washington get themselves one step closer to the division crown? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"When Hitler won his election in 1932, his policy then was that Jews should be moved to Israel. He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews." Now let's play True, False, or Dear God Don't Say This Out Loud
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. Stanley McChrystal calls picking military spending over PBS 'a false choice.' He also argues that public broadcasting makes our nation smarter, stronger and, yes, safer, perhaps unaware that this is exactly why the GOP oppose it
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook school board asks Donald Trump to denounce truthers that claim the attack never happened, or was a false flag operation, particularly his long time ally, Alex Jones. Trump: crickets
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Currently, 22 companies (and counting) have dropped their advertising from 'The O'Reilly Factor'. Soon the only commercials running will be for catheters, arthritis pain, and colostomy bags
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (4/5): Marvel tries to undo years of X-Men neglect with "ResurrXion", which is screaming for a chromium-embossed cover, polybagged with trading card. Also Batman and Bane continue to punch each other in the face
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
15 reasons why renting a home is better than buying one. And yes, it's got Millennials in mind because the number 1 reason is "buying a home is hard"
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(Power Line Blog)
 
 
 
Liberals running out of stuff to whine about
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia goes full false flag on Syria chemical attack, says Assad is innocent
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If the pile of dead animals on your property is so big that the EPA has to be called in, you just might be in Florida
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Tue April 04, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen reveals why he didn't step in to fill Dumbledore's shoes after Richard Harris died
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Alien" director Ridley Scott reveals the film nearly had an ending so bizarre that studio heads threatened to fire him unless he changed it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If liberals want to enact single-payer healthcare, they just have to denounce single-payer healthcare
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says we've all been "dominated" by homosexuals
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Mon April 03, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at some border wall proposals. Oh jeez, are they serious?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's donation to the National Park Service will at least keep the parks open for the people who lost their Meals On Wheels to hunt in
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some of Donald Trump's former campaign hands are rushing to sign lucrative deals with foreign clients, shrugging off their own pledges to avoid foreign lobbying and the president's vow to "drain the swamp."-Obvious tag explodes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion in St. Petersburg metro station. Also of note, Putin is in town for a meeting with the leader of Belarus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Conservatives allege fraud after being beaten by liberals. This is not a repeat of every time that conservatives lose
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Study finds melting sea ice is actually helping arctic animals. Polar Bear asks to be renamed Equator Bear
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Hot dogs, grandfather clocks, and segments are what you'll hear Larry, Daryl, and Darrell go gaga over as the NASCAR Little Monsters Cup Series hits Martinsville for the STP 500, 1:30 PM ET on FS1 (because Fox has some important infomercials to air)
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hundreds of yellow cars flooded into a picturesque Cotswold village today to support a retiree whose canary yellow car was vandalized by locals who thought it was an eyesore
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ten haunting pictures of animals at night. Do you have any inspiring animal pictures?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Interacting with AI will be no different than how we treat animals now. With helpful pic of a dog driving a car
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
One of these is the common ancestor of all animals...spineless jellies or the squishy sponges. Studying politicians may help us discovery the missing link
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Cute animals are the secret weapon in the political propaganda wars
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Why we think ugly-ass animals are cute
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How cute animals control our minds...or how the lizard people took over our politics
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Oh look at him posing for the camera. What a cute lil' prince of Wales. Oh, and the animals are cute too
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Those Ferris Bueller Domino's pizza commercials have a dark and sad side to them
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Wildflowers bloom in the California desert after record rains, leaving a beautiful landscape. Fail: Thousands of tourists descend upon the desert, offending locals and creating traffic jams
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School located on continent where lethal animals are always hunting you and the dandelions are poisonous has decided that cartwheels are just too dangerous
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cosby prosecutors introduce a quote from Cosby's 1991 book, in which the comedian writes that "women are never in the mood, and thus they need chemicals" to be ready for sex
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
James Comey after a reporter found his private Twitter and Instagram accounts: "Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing." He also linked to the job bank at the FBI
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA disguised hacking code so it looked like it came from other countries, also hid behind 7 proxies
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Disney reveals its full release schedule of animated, Star Wars and Marvel movies
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(Time)
 
 
 
VP Pence's marriage is so strong he can't eat alone with another woman or attend events where alcohol is served without Mrs Pence also present. Subby remembers getting grounded too
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom reveals his biggest regret during his marriage with Khloe Kardashian - aside from actually being married to Khloe Kardashian
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former writer for Breitbart reveals the company--and Bannon--violated laws by cutting deals with their landlord, a wealthy Egyptian. The conflict of interest continues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes explains that he wouldn't be totally cocking up this whole Russian investigation if the Democrats weren't forcing him to do a really bad job and also to betray his responsibility by being Trump's bootlicking toadie. See? The Dems did it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Man steals book from library and returns it 35 years later. Plus a $200 donation. Plus the book restored. Plus the author signing it
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(Network World)
 
 
 
IBM says cybercriminals are just going farking crazy: spam has rebloomed 400% and ransomware has just gone nuts
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember when Mookie Betts surprised everyone by showing some impressive bowling skills? Well, he also takes his ping-pong pretty seriously
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The Democratic mayor of Baltimore vetoes a Democrat-passed bill advancing a plank of the DNC platform. That was also her biggest campaign promise last year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Auschwitz survivor tells US immigration officials that history is 'not on their side.' So ya know, we've got that going for us
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
US officials deny that the increase in civilian casualties in Syria and Iraq has ANYTHING to do with President Trump changing the rules of engagement in that theater to "pew, pew, pew *explosion noise* ack-ack-ack-ack *vroom*"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Mayor urges town residents, businesses to raise 1000 American flags to honor veterans, instead of doing something hard like volunteer at VA hospitals, contribute to vets' charities, pay taxes without whining
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
'Beauty and the Beast' comes from a long line of stories about women hooking up with animals
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Today is 3/28/17. Also known as Falcons Day. Let's celebrate the biggest upset in Superbowl history. Tag is because I'm a Pats fan
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump first President to turn down offer of ceremonial first pitch at Washington Nationals opening since Jimmy Carter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spicer says it's 100% false that the White House tried to stop Yates from testifying, which means they TOTALLY tried to do that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump may throw out first pitch at Washington Nationals' opening day. No word if tiny hands make him prone to throwing knuckleballs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cher reveals the REAL reason she finally agreed to do the Letterman show in 1986, and call Dave an a**hole
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to think they are compassionate, but really, they aren't. When they spend a dollar to feed a poor person, they stole that dollar from someone else. So you see, starving to death is the same thing as taxes, so vote Republican
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Breitbart denied permanent Capitol Hill press credentials, which shouldn't be surprising as he's been dead for years now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How can you possibly be a Christian, particularly a minister and still support the GOP in light of Matthew 25:40 ("whatever you do to the least of these you do also to me")? Simple: claim Jesus was only talking about taking care of ministers, not poors
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The five worst food criminals in history. Sadly, it's not the sort of list where you'll find the likes of true food criminals like Guy Fieri and whoever puts mushrooms in things
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Sun March 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have two SEC teams with South Carolina and Florida squaring off, we also have Kentucky and North Carolina making four Southern teams vying for a trip to the Final Four. It is Sunday's Elite Eight thread, tip-off is at 2:20 PM EDT
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 22 with a rematch of the bizarre title fight between Tonya Evinger and Yana Kunitskaya. Also current atomweight champ Ayaka Hamasaki vs former stawweight champ Livia Souza. Fight start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Socialist Venezuela is not only out of food, out of medicine, they're also running out of gas. Not bad for an oil producing country
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBC's Andrea Mitchell: White House officials are "purging their cell phones" in expectation of getting subpoenaed
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The dreaded Baby Boomers have teamed up with the Silent Generation and are laying a vicious beatdown on GenX, but wait... Bah Gawd King, that's The Millennials' music, what are THEY doing here?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man steals $138,000 from disabled woman, tries to launder money at a strip club
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Before it denounced the alt-right, the National Review elevated its ideals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aspiring jackboot Marine Le Pen to meet with Trump campaign officials to raise funds and discuss lifting Russian sanctions
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The dirt on DIY funerals that you've been dying to know about
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: If Australia's poisonous animals and man-eating sharks don't get you, the clueless drivers and pedestrians might. (Not safe for work audio)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS announces renewals of a dozen shows, in case you're wondering what will still be playing on your grandpa's TV when he dozes off watching Jeopardy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are boomers sociopaths? I don't know, what else would you call a generation of impulsive, self-absorbed individuals who are stealing from their grandkids and blaming everyone but themselves for their problems?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
4 yr old: "Siri, set 4pm reminder for Wonder Pets, Check @Elmo on twitter, also save Mum's life"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Weaponised razor-edged snout" is a phrase that could only be found in a headline which also contains the word "Australia"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My aunt moved in with my parents under false pretenses and has succeeded in driving a wedge between my parents. She contributes nothing but discord. My mother is dying; when she goes, can I evict my aunt or are there legal issues?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Smug Watch alert: "Liberals think it's okay to hate us"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and pals just rewrote the Trumpcare bill to appease the right-wingers and you'll never guess what happened to the support from the moderates
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Competent and hard working man in charge of protecting America's nuclear arsenal dives head-first into the job, ensuring that... oh for fark's sake, he's writing editorials about how a gay guy shouldn't be student body president at his old college
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jets defeat Sharks to claim World Baseball Classic championship, advance to show-choir regionals
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Wed March 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A lot of smoke so far, here's some actual fire: US officials say Trump campaign coordinated with the Russians
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service needs an additional 5,424,954 Meals on Wheels to protect President Trump's family and private home
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL jumps at the chance to eliminate leaping over the line of scrimmage on field goals and extra points
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
One simply does not tiptoe pass the customs officials into mainland China from Hong Kong with 1,000 diamonds in his shoes when he has a case of the walking blues
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Department store comes under fire for using heterosexual family of Easter Bunnies instead of homosexuals or transgenders
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians are hoping that the Trump fiasco may induce smart people to move to Canada, are also sorry for saying that out loud
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Tattoo removals have skyrocketed in San Francisco, as illegal aliens fear body markings may tie them to foreign criminal gangs and make them a target for immigration officials
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Maine man trying to kill ants accidentally sets house on fire, officials say
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Air Force man AWOL for forty years finally found living under a false name. On the bright side, think of all the back pay he's owed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's new pick for labor secretary made court deals with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Inmate who beat up Jared Fogle now receiving tons of fan mail. "I am writing this letter to thank you for your service," said one little boy, who also sent $2
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/22): Jason Aaron's Unworthy Thor concludes. Will Man-Thor end up worthy? Or even manly? Also, new relaunch for the problematic Iron Fist, Curse Words #3 for people who need some what-the-farkery, and Batman and Lobo fight not-Dr. Doom
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL proposes shortening overtime to 10 minutes instead of 15. Now if they could just do the same thing for the amount of time officials spend on instant replay review
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
It's spring at Warm Springs Ranch, time for some new Clydesdale foals..Daaawwww
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Tue March 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do all mammals know how to swim? Let's toss some in water and see
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Dissident Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) officials created a digital "Forum of Hate" where they referred to one of their supervisors as the G-Pot. G, as in status obsessed rapper and Pot for hippopotamus
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Change your travel plans: sex with animals illegal in Ohio starting today
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Trump-like Marine LePen is far ahead of her rivals in 'secret polling' in French president race. And as we all know, LePen is French for...the pen
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The FBI Russia probe will also investigate the Western wing of Russia's propaganda machine, Breitbart and Infowars
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that pleading the 5th doesn't protect you from being forced to decrypt your hard drives if everyone already knows you've been downloading illegal materials to them in the first place
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP: Taxpayers can't afford Meals on Wheels anymore, but they CAN afford to pay for Trump's kids to vacation in Aspen, CO this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Syria: Hey Russia, how can we make the Syrians' lives even more miserable? Russia: Well here's an idea - let's start blowing up hospitals
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
49ers legend Dwight Clark announces he has ALS
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
This weekend, you paid Trump the approximate cost of 500,000 Meals on Wheels for a "Veterans Affairs meeting" in Mar-a-Lago. Only it seems he forgot to bring the VA secretary. Or even to schedule the meeting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donations to Meals on Wheels surge after announcement of funding cuts. See? The system works
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
As diplomatic relations continue to break down, Turkey deports 40 Dutch officials. Oh, did I say officials. I meant cows
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
With Shrub still nursing his boo boo from last week, maybe the NASCAR Xfinity Series race at Phoenix will be worth watching when they fire the engines for the DC Cab 200 at 3:30 PM EDT on Fox (because they must have run out of infomercials)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to dramatically lower your risk of heart disease? Simple, eat more monkey and piranha. Oh, and also move to Bolivia and be prepared to live in a grass hut in the heart of the jungle
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Thank God Hillary didn't win so we don't have any email scandals to deal with
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Fish in Australia are evolving into land animals as they avoid predators during high tides by living on rocks just as Jesus predicted
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The false madness driven by the unscientific gluten free movement needs to end
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
One NFL insider thinks Richard Sherman is ripe for trading, leaving Seahawk fans confused as whether to constantly boo Sherman or the officials
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Fri March 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your guide to St. Patrick's Day deals and freebies, including $3 green beer at TGI Friday's
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Since the White House argued that Meals on Wheels is going to be cut because it has not shown any results, I'm sure you'll be shocked to hear that there is actual research that proves otherwise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump claims he is holding a big meeting on how to overhaul the VA at Mar-a-Lago because it was "the most convenient place" and "everybody wanted to go there". Also, Donald? Stop trying to make "The Southern White House" happen. It's embarrassing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House: All VA Hospitals directed to put up portraits of cheetos
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals court rules that the AR-15 is legally an assault rifle. Thus ending that argument for all time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
POUTS show how he deals with women leaders by refusing to shake Merkel's hand at photo op - or even look at her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans are quitting their jobs at the fastest rate in 16 years. No doubt so they can replace all those jobs illegals are doing, or in preparation for getting that new job building the wall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP to Trump: No, you can't shut down Meals on Wheels
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's bold, grand plan for the US Navy lacks one key element: Funding to pay for the skilled workers needed to build said fleet. Also, the skilled workers are nowhere to be found
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, Britain reveals secret code phrase to indicate the Queen is dead. It isn't "Olympus has fallen" but it is of similar corniness
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix is dumping its star rating system for user reviews. Also, 'Iron Fist' is about to come out. Coincidence?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Greek group, Conspiracy of Fire Cells, claims to have sent mail bomb to German Finance Minister. They are also playing the Whiskey this weekend and have a new CD out on Sub Pop
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Assholes plant false flag on douchebag
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(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
Coors Chili Cook-Off Winner reveals 29 ingredients in his recipe-including peanut butter & jelly. In other news, your 4-year old has a pretty good shot at the ICS Bowl Championship
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A 'Game of Thrones' director reveals the dragons are 'the size of 747s' in season 7. And they still probably offer better snacks than most airlines
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Variety's original review of "The Godfather": "While never so placid as to be boring, it is never so gripping as to be superior screen drama." Also, it insists upon itself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We now have our first federal budget from Trump, and the best way to summarize it is "If it's not related to killing brown people, get rid of it. Also, we're paying for the wall"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Okay millennials, here are the top 37 things you'll regret when you're old. Subby is up to 24 and counting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Wisconsin election officials announce that they found evidence of election fraud. Fark: During Democratic Primary. Ultra fark: Blame Bernie Sanders for tweeting that 17 yr olds could vote, and these managed to do so despite law. Bernie won
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(R&D Magazine)
 
 
 
Solar powered catalyst system extracts hydrogen gas from plant biomass without the use of hazardous chemicals or fossil fuels. It's not quite Mr. Fusion, but it's a start
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Liberals in pursuit of the smoking gun to take down Trump fell for a 1.6 billion dollar hoax
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
LIberals, don't get too comfy up there sipping your lattes on your high chairs, turns out women who supported Trump think he's doing a terrific job, and is keeping all his promises, including, draining the swamp and such
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed raises interest rates to 1%, signals more to come. Wall Street responds by lighting more $100 bills on fire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Oklahoma state senator who was caught in a motel room with an underage boy was also a Trump campaign chair
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're working on the next great American novel or your Caturday fan fic, you're a storyteller, and we love those. Also, we have another fiction anthology coming out. You should get in on it. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because they're schmucks who only care that he's pissing off liberals
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why certain old paintings look like they want to jump off the canvas and wreak some revenge on us lowly mortals? Hint, it's the mummies' curse
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Political control over the Fed is inevitable. Which means the inflationary spiral that the Fed was put in place to prevent is also inevitable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines to launch free meals on coast-to-coast flights. Plates and plastic-ware starting at $12 each
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Two former Penn State officials cut deal in Jerry Sandusky cover-up, will possibly testify against last defendant as prosecutors try get to the bottom of things. Wait, that may be poorly phrased
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Take a break from your Monday madness and enjoy the "Flyball Team Finals" competition from this year's Crufts Dog Show. (action starts at 5:35)
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The fact that the Top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee which has been charged with looking into Russia's interference in the election was also a member of Trump's transition team should in no way cast doubt on the panel's work
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Richard Simmon's custody situation, Time crystals, and the Statue of Liberty's metaphoric redesign. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-05 to Sat 2017-03-11
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
John Oates reveals how shocked he was that he had 50 dollars to his name back in '87 despite having all the trappings of superstardom. No word if he asked someone to say it isn't so
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trials to begin using dogs to detect bowel cancer. First challenge: cold noses
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will showering with your kids scar them for life? What about showering with your other farm animals?
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas would like to remind you that betting in office pools is Illegal, and you're all immoral criminals. Unless you bet in Las Vegas
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Carjackers may be stumped by manual transmission, but they also might kill you over it
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
James Cameron reveals Ferngully 2 has been delayed once again
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
White Evangelicals believe they are more persecuted than Muslims. Also believe the earth is 6000 years old and Donald Trump has a fine head of hair, so you know, take it as you will
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Sat March 11, 2017
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Vandals upset that their graffiti is being used on merchandise without permission
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
US Customs officials: is that ten pounds of cocaine in your pants or are you just happy to see us? (with pic goodness)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Studies say cerTain animals achievE their tArgets through indireKt methods
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart reveals why she chopped off all her hair. Here's the latest buzz
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Times Square Chewbacca sues over false arrest. NYPD says it was some sort of wookie mistake
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A new clinic in Denver now offers free spay/neuter surgeries for all cats in Colorado. Yes, free - no matter whether stray, pet, feral - no restrictions. Your cat wants to move to the place where he can also smoke a bowl after his surgery on Caturday
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Joe My God)
 
 
 
Uber-Christian TN lawmaker who sponsored "Don't Say Gay" bill, has been doing the satanic shuffle with a married woman, who just so happens to also be his cousin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Indiana coach Bobby Knight hopes that all of the former school officials he used to work with are all dead, will throw a chair at them if they are not
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Thu March 09, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
DC Comics finally reveals Clark Kent's secret identity (spoilers)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study suggests that some Neanderthals were vegetarians. Researchers say they ascertained this based on the discovery of ancient teeth, crude Birkenstocks and a black velvet PETA poster
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Freak windstorm knocks out power to 250,000 across western New York with outages expected to last days. Temperatures will also drop into the teens starting tomorrow
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study shows that conservatives are less likely to be Canadian than liberals
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Acoustic gravity signals may help locate forsaken MH 370 crash site. CNN unable to stand up for a minute to comment
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So why are millennials skipping out on insurance of all kinds? What advice on what to and not to get should we tell them?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seahawks go all in on Blair Walsh, someone that makes their now former kicker look like a sharpshooter
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunan reveals the secret to his physical fitness: "I try to have sex as often as possible"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Romo head to Mile High? Will Alshon Jeffrey leave the Windy City? Will AP beat the other running backs to Oakland? It's YOUR official day one NFL free agency discussion thread
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Time crystals observed by scientists for the first time They are described as having 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What Liberals need is a yearly convention like CPAC so fringe weirdos can be trolled by amusing flags
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House claims that Trump's allegations that Obama tapped his phones is evidence of wrongdoing even if it turns out to be false
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump just got a trademark for escort services in China. Hey Evangelicals, you know them by their fruit, amiright?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Liberals, much like Hitler, are under demonic control"
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules NOLA can remove white supremacy, Confederate memorials as public nuisances. Sons of Confederate Veterans lose again
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reveals how he has dealt with Donald Trump's Tweetstorms: "I muted him"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials report that high rate of speed contributed to mountain biker's crash, resulting in broken wrists, shoulder blade. Wearing helmet, unfortunately, did no good against enraged grizzly bear he ran into
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(Japan Trends)
 
 
 
In preparation for hot summer, new $85 Japan-made T-shirt conceals ugly see-through nipples on guys. Because, seriously, no one wants to see those
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers reveals new details about the upcoming Wonder Woman movie, including the origins of the Amazons. Confusingly, Jeff Bezos not involved
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Improve any novel by changing its second line to, "And then the murders began." Also works with fortune cookies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not only is the source of Trump being tapped being hacked, but now maybe she's being tapped or attacked for revealing that Russians hackers planted false Hillary mail on Weiner's laptop.Or something. It's not all that clear what's going on. Go figure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blacks make up almost 50% of exonerated criminals while being only around 13% of the population. Amature statisticalists point out all the flaws in the study to the right
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes. Giggity also accepted if you are in to that sort of thing
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Mon March 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is bad at your job, and then there is running a zoo and having 486 animals die and having one of your zookeepers eaten by a tiger bad
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Sunday Sunday Sunday... It's the Weiner Dog Winternationals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Health experts recommend that people wait longer before cutting the umbilical cord. Especially for the parents of 30-year-old millennials
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Kids these days - too busy snapchatting and dabbing to become violent criminals
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Seahawks say they picked up Blair Walsh because he "checked a box." In other news, that box was "Misses at least once per game, and practically always misses when the game is on the line; but can nail 60 yards during practice"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Watch the liberals. Listen to what they say, because their lies and their slanders are a road map to their plans for the future
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Sun March 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good idea: Microsoft reveals new Mixed Reality Portal as part of Windows 10. Bad idea: It looks like an early 1990s combination of VRML and Microsoft Bob
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adults who eat home-cooked food and don't watch TV during meals are less likely to be obese. Which is good news for all three of those people
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Sat March 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love Saturday hockey? Games on tap include Canadiens-Rangers, Flyers-Capitals, and Blackhawks-Predators. The puck drops at 7 PM ET, and please try not to duke it out too much in the thread
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you're a potential Top-10 draft pick, you probably shouldn't pull the "Do you know who I am?" routine and threaten a hospital employee in full view of NFL officials
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you thought taxpayers just subsidized Walmart's employee benefits, we also subsidize Walmart with 1000s of police visits each year
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There is a pop-up restaurant in London that only serves meals created out of discarded food from different local restaurants. Because what tastes better than unwanted bangers and mash mixed with boiled lamb's tongue?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Come on, who steals two crocodiles?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For those people trying to defeat Uber, there is a good reason your efforts have failed. Meet the program they call VTOS, used to "greyball" potential rivals and cops out of the system
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Trump advisor Carter Page also met with the Russian, forcing us to conclude that the entire Trump campaign was doing shots of vodka and planning to invade Finland
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For Trump to have any chance to accomplish any of his goals, he needs the "administrative state" that his puppet master Steve Bannon wants to destroy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay. Quick question. WTF are miniature horses for? You can't ride them. You can't shear their wool. You can't turn them into pack animals. Maybe you could sell the meat. Are they just tiny horses that eat and poop? What are they for?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
As it turns out, millennials ARE buying cars, they are just terrible at it
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart: Yo WaPo, while Trump's proposal to publish a list of immigrant crimes and their victims does have Nazi overtones, the big difference is that Hitler did it against loyal, legal, law abiding German Jews, not illegal criminals. So, checkmate
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats: It's bad for Trump's people to meet Russians. Also Democrats: Sure, the Russian Ambassador can visit the Obama White House 22 times
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's Friday. In anticipation of what you plan to do much of this weekend, reward yourself by enjoying a slideshow of animals sleeping
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(Wired)
 
 
 
This is the future that liberals want
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman says holding town halls is like being yelled at in a ritual "that the Orientals used to do"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, ladies. Thanks to a Nova Scotia judge, you don't have to worry that your driver will miss your "Yes" signals when you pass out in his cab
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court rules that there is no such thing as private communications for government officials
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porsche's new $154,000 station wagon comes with a rooftop spoiler that automatically extends at speed to increase downforce. It can also be extended when parked to increase doucheforce
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Millennials: We're sooooooo lonely because our friends are always online. WAAAAAAAAAAA
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to kill Kevin and also tried to kill Kevin is scooted back to Florida. That rascal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A timeline of Jeff Sessions' relationship with the Trump campaign and his own conversations with Russian officials
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(Sucks)
 
 
 
Owl evicted from chimney at Duke University. Very rare owl trifecta now in play. Also Duke Sucks
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