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Sat February 11, 2012
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(io9) Scary When is it okay to kill a zombie? Let's ask CDC spokesman David Daigle  (io9.com) (10)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Search Engine Land) Amusing Search Engine Land gives credit to Fark for giving a whole new meaning to "Romney" (3rd paragraph shoutout in the section "The Linking Campaign")  (searchengineland.com) (0)
(Washington Post) Obvious Why Mitt Romney is failing to close the deal with GOP voters: "Romney's campaign is the Death Star. And nobody loves the Death Star"  (washingtonpost.com) (203)
(Short List) Interesting Obama releases his campaign playlist on Spotify. Fox News disappointed with the damn American-ness of it all. Everyone else disappointed with the damn U2-ness of it all  (shortlist.com) (152)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Craig Ferguson close to finalizing a deal to stay at CBS through 2014, ensuring his place as the funniest late-night talk show host on network TV  (hollywoodreporter.com) (55)


Thu February 09, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Michele Bachmann equates her campaign with her marriage  (latimes.com) (96)
(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(Salon) Obvious When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign  (salon.com) (430)
(SFGate) Unlikely John Edwards spent $836,000 in 2011 on the primary campaign he dropped in 2008. Now that's determination  (sfgate.com) (12)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Kansas.com) Ironic Steve Miller going to work for big ol' jet airliner company  (kansas.com) (32)
(Washington Post) Spiffy "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com) (323)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (509)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Think Progress) Unlikely Romney campaign: The reason why only 33,000 people showed up to vote in Nevada is because everyone else is already satisfied with Romney and didn't need to vote to prove it  (thinkprogress.org) (139)
(Washington Times) Obvious As predicted in 2011, the Obama administration revises the rules on how to calculate the jobless rates, just in time to kickoff his reelection campaign  (washingtontimes.com) (299)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass New debate coach turns around the Florida election and saves the Romney campaign. Romney being Romney, you can guess what happens next  (news.yahoo.com) (145)


Fri February 03, 2012
(LA Times) Amusing Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (95)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Boston.com) Obvious Michelle Bachmann has campaign debt. Mitt Romney has lots of money. Romney wants Bachmann's endorsement. What happens next?  (boston.com) (41)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Weekly Standard) Followup The Obama campaign has found at least $500,000 of the $1.2B missing from MF Global  (weeklystandard.com) (69)
(Politico) Asinine John Edwards, facing jail time for federal campaign finance violations, spends $164,000 out of campaign account between October and December  (politico.com) (29)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Comedian from popular, news-savvy TV show launches Presidential campaign to expose foibles of the political process. No, we're not talking about Stephen Colbert. Come upon my lawn and let me tell you about Pat Paulsen  (rollingstone.com) (67)
(Fark) Survey So Newt was told he couldn't use Eye of the Tiger as music for his campaign anymore. What song do you think he should use from now on?  (fark.com) (560)
(CNN) Amusing Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (115)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Well, here's a shock. Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is using her "tense" meeting with Obama to raise campaign money: " I wasn't pointing at him. I was telling him, 'You have ONE more year.'"  (huffingtonpost.com) (189)
(ABC) Interesting Meet the guy who turned down a founding role in Facebook to work for the 2004 John Kerry campaign instead. Things have actually worked out pretty well for him  (abcnews.go.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(SFGate) Interesting Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com) (33)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, financier of Newt Gingrich's campaign, under investigation for corruption  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Sat January 28, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Strange Newt Gingrich's campaign to show his softer side publishes "Newt with Animals" appears to be going after the I can haz cheese burger vote  (theatlanticwire.com) (139)
(The Raw Story) Asinine Christian leader condemns new Star Wars MMO because it allows gay relationships -- forgetting, of course, that gamers don't have sexual relationships of any kind, gay or straight  (rawstory.com) (414)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Sleazeball) Dumbass Perry claims the $1.1 million in Texas taxpayer-funded security expenses from traveling the country during his disastrous and embarrassing Presidential campaign should not be reimbursed because he was "Promoting Texas"  (wfaa.com) (74)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Newt Gingrich slams San Francisco for its "strange fantasies". San Francisco to use this in their next ad campaign  (huffingtonpost.com) (37)
(International Business Times UK) Amusing You ever have a moment when a rousing political speech seems like it's plucked straight out of a movie?.....Well sometimes it's worth checking  (ibtimes.co.uk) (98)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)


Wed January 25, 2012
(The New York Times) Followup NYC amputee-diabetic campaign features man who had his leg 'shopped off  (nytimes.com) (29)
(BBC) Cool Can Liverpool hold off City? Can Klinsmann collect a third straight win for the US? Your Wednesday Carling Cup/International friendly/El Clasico discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk) (123)
(Yahoo) Obvious Since the beginning of the recall effort against him, the people have rallied around WI Gov Scott Walker, donating almost $4 million to his campaign. And by "the people" I mean millionaires in TX, MO, and AZ  (news.yahoo.com) (107)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Think Progress) Sick In a stunning display of rational discourse, Arkansas conservatives hold a productive town hall meeting with a local Democratic campaign manager about their concerns. Just kidding; they kill his cat and scrawl LIBERAL on it (warning: graphic)  (thinkprogress.org) (497)
(RealClearPolitics) Florida Romney campaign soils its magic underwear after new polls show Gingrich leading by 9 points in Florida  (realclearpolitics.com) (85)
(Mediaite) Amusing Governor Chris Christie says Newt Gingrich "has been an embarrassment for the Republican Party." Oh, the Romney campaign's going full scorched earth now, baby  (mediaite.com) (75)
(BBC) Amusing In a scene straight out of Monty Python, the Welsh are considering using bees to deter vandals  (bbc.co.uk) (74)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Discover) Scary "And then they might say, well, sure, but that could be coincidence. Then you look them straight in the eye, and you say: 'Nine of the ten hottest years on record have been since 2000'"  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (544)
(Yahoo) Cool Jeff Fisher's mullet commits to playing "home" game in London's Wembley Stadium for three straight years; the 2012 matchup will be Jeff Fisher's mullet vs. the Patriots  (old.news.yahoo.com) (83)
(The Hill) Obvious Just so you know, the Democrats have accepted more campaign money from Bain Capital than the Republicans have  (thehill.com) (171)
(Fox News) Dumbass MPAA's Chris Dodd threatens to cut off Hollywood's campaign contributions if Obama does not change his position on SOPA  (foxnews.com) (479)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Obama political ad claims that Politifact certified as "Promise Kept" his campaign promise to clean up ethics in the White House. Politifact: "Um, well that was actually for one specific item back in 2009"  (politifact.com) (65)
(CJDS) Obvious "Three co-sponsors of the bills... announced their shift in support in light of a viral campaign... that included the voluntary blackout of Wikipedia, Reddit, Fark and thousands of other websites." Behold the power of Fark   (criminaljusticedegreeschools.com) (12)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting How Republicans killed their 2012 campaign centerpiece, investment portfolios   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (53)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 350: "Straight Out of Camera". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (205)


Wed January 18, 2012
(witf.org) Interesting Congressman Tim Holden withdraws SOPA support after "thousands of websites, including Wikipedia, Reddit, Google, Craigslist, Wired, Fark and many more, have gone dark to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act." GO US  (witf.org) (9)
(Some Cupcake) Silly Subby is crazy about cupcakes, so post your favorite cupcake recipes. P.S. Please, please green this because if not, this will be my 47th straight rejected link. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐(stolen from funny Farker)  (jackiefo.blogspot.com) (58)
(Miami Herald) Asinine Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow  (miamiherald.com) (63)
(Think Progress) Stupid Santorum's campaign, on why Bachmann's campaign failed, says that a woman cannot be President as it is against God's will - YEAH NOW WERE TALKING  (thinkprogress.org) (120)


Mon January 16, 2012
(The Weekly Standard) Sad Wacko fringe fundies are flaunting the tax exempt status of churches to campaign outright for their candidates from the pulpit  (weeklystandard.com) (168)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ABC) Sappy Romney gives unemployed women money from his pocket in what surely wasn't a staged campaign event  (abcnews.go.com) (193)


Fri January 13, 2012
(News4Jax) Florida There's one state where even Ron Paul won't campaign for Ron Paul, and his grassroots staff aren't even sure Ron Paul will show up for the CNN debate  (news4jax.com) (88)
(Daily Mail) Scary At your university, professors have minor spats about academic matters. At Oxford University, they just straight up murder their rivals  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting The number of employees who claim they have witnessed improper contributions to campaigns and parties has gone up since 2010. Fark: By 400%  (rollcall.com) (22)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: cell phone goes off during NY Phil orchestra concert. News: for five straight minutes. Fark: and continued ringing even after the conductor stopped the orchestra and asked the man with the offending phone "are you finished?"   (super-conductor.blogspot.com) (258)
(Slate) Obvious This just in: Campaign signs no longer work  (slate.com) (103)


Tue January 10, 2012
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Amusing Japanese department store loses its copy of the 7 words you cannot say on television just in time to start a new advertising campaign, w/Not safe for work language poster results (Language is NSFW)  (guyism.com) (75)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Boston Herald) Spiffy What has two thumbs and just raked in $8.5M for his Senate re-election campaign?  (bostonherald.com) (80)
(New Zealand Herald) Sappy Just a typical love story of boy meets girl, girl gives boy wrong number by mistake, girl finds boy with the help of nationwide internet campaign, girl finds out boy already has a girlfriend and needs to get to the gym in 26 minutes  (nzherald.co.nz) (91)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Rick Perry's campaign death-knell continues on as he announces that he would put troops back into Iraq  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (91)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Mediaite) Amusing Actual headline: RuPaul Is 'Campaigning' In New Hampshire To Spread Awareness That He Is Not Ron Paul. "Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he's making a political statement." RUPAUL  (mediaite.com) (74)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Unlikely Poet launches campaign to stamp out 'awesome'. Duuuuude  (latimes.com) (66)
(Politico) Followup Herman Cain says he will torpedo someone's campaign on January 19th  (politico.com) (61)
(Hollyscoop) Amusing Vanity Fair: "What's your most prized possession?" Daniel Craig: "Apart from my penis and my health? My third nipple"  (hollyscoop.com) (69)


Thu January 05, 2012
(LA Times) Fail David Beckham bewildered about why people think he is a secret homosexual. In other news, Mr Beckham stars in a new underwear campaign that proudly exhibits his groin bulge  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (66)
(The New York Times) Interesting Let me posit a hypothetical of why Perry is still campaigning : Rick Perry has discovered he's the evil son of Jor-El, destined to fight his half brother Obama for control of the universe. Otherwise, it's over dude   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ron Paul's version of "Joe the Plumber" is Jessie the Soldier, whose habit of campaigning for Paul while in full uniform may soon earn him a new title: "Jessie the court-martialed"  (news.yahoo.com) (180)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Fox News explores whether every musician except Kid Rock is part of a secret conspiracy to keep all the really good campaign songs away from the GOP  (foxnews.com) (251)


Tue January 03, 2012
(LA Times) Stupid Old-fashioned straight razor shaving is coming back into vogue, because all these electric and disposable razors are just too convenient and efficient  (latimes.com) (205)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NewsBusters) Unlikely Rachel Maddow (with a straight face): "there may be liberals on TV at MSNBC, but the network is not operating with a political objective"  (newsbusters.org) (308)
(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time  (news.yahoo.com) (23)
(News.com.au) Strange Australian researcher gets test subjects to wear the same pair of jeans for three months straight without washing, a phenomenon we in the U.S. call "college"  (news.com.au) (67)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Ron Paul reminds us that the Civil Rights Act destroyed private property as part of his "Ok guys, I'm gonna tank my campaign" final push  (huffingtonpost.com) (180)


Sat December 31, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Midwestern manufacturing industries have enjoyed 28 straight months of increasing revenue and profit, mostly because the 1% have figured out how to more effectively squeeze the balls of the significantly reduced workforce  (npr.org) (142)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Politico) Asinine Meet two campaign finance loopholes the size of Iowa  (politico.com) (32)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Fail The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (21)
(CNN) Interesting Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down  (cnn.com) (22)


Wed December 28, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Callista Gingrich makes rare campaign remarks. And I quote: "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (173)


Tue December 27, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Newt breaks his "positive campaigning only" vow by attacking Mitt "the Massachusetts Moderate," says Mitt wanted him to and it was totally amicable  (cbsnews.com) (56)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Amusing Displaced hoser tries to discern meaning of Canadian Christmas by listening to 12 straight hours of Canadian artists' greatest holiday albums and songs. "Why didn't anyone prepare me for how awful Rita MacNeil is?"  (avclub.com) (40)


Fri December 23, 2011
(WLSAM) Weird Craiglist thieves use Craigslist to sell Craigslist items stolen from Craigslist meetings. Craigslist  (wlsam.com) (38)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Gingrich campaign on Calista: "We're waiting to unleash her". Complete with creepy Calista waiting to be unleashed pic  (huffingtonpost.com) (118)


Tue December 20, 2011
(CNN) Dumbass ESPN analyst Craig James to capitalize on his success in hounding Mike Leach out of Texas Tech by running for US Senate  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (66)
(German Herald) Interesting New laboratory is growing human skin from foreskins collected from infants. It's safe, completely natural and the only side effect is that when burn victims see pretty women, they stand up straighter  (germanherald.com) (120)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail "I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out" Herman Cain said to one of his mistresses as he blamed the 'liberal media' for his failed presidential campaign  (news.yahoo.com) (113)
(Gallup) Obvious It's not even 2012, but the majority of America wishes the presidential election campaign was over with  (gallup.com) (120)
(CNN) Interesting Young evangelicals leaving the church in record numbers. "They don't appreciate being condemned for living with a partner, straight or gay, outside of marriage or opting for abortion to terminate an unplanned pregnancy"  (cnn.com) (327)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Mediaite) Cool Newt Gingrich gets outed by Gary Johnson, no Craigslist male prostitutes were involved surprisingly. Cool tag for Gary Johnson  (mediaite.com) (143)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely Mitt Romey's campaign slogan "Keep America American" also happens to be the slogan of the Ku Klux Klan. I'm sure it's just a coincidence  (americablog.com) (153)
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Romney campaign announces endorsement from Christine O'Donnell. Witch they believe will help with his conservative credentials  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (92)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney decides to shmooze with a Vietnam veteran on a campaign stop; a gay Vietnam vet dining with his husband. Fabulous hilarity ensues  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(MSNBC) Caption Montana launches winter tourist advertising campaign. Suggest some slogans (Voting Enabled)  (msnbc.msn.com) (236)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Village Voice) Ironic The music in Rick Perry's now famously mocked campaign ad? Yeah, it was a knock-off of composer Aaron Copeland, creator of some of the most iconic and beloved American music ever composed. Who was also Gay, Jewish, and a Communist supporter  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (96)


Thu December 08, 2011
(IndyStar) Sad Remember, when you drop your child off with a babysitter you found on Craigslist, you have to return later to pick him back up. "Quit (expletive) calling my phone"  (indystar.com) (121)
(Seattle Times) Interesting Starbucks' general counsel retires to help Obama campaign's chances grow from Tall to Venti  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (25)


Wed December 07, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Protip: When submitting a bigoted political campaign video to Youtube, remember to disable like/dislike ratings for the video  (youtube.com) (432)
(NJ.com) Obvious Chris Christie heads to Iowa to put some weight behind Mitt Romney's campaign  (nj.com) (37)
(Pajiba) Amusing The 5 Dudes With Whom It's Most Acceptable for Straight Men to Have a Man Crush  (pajiba.com) (182)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Yahoo) Hero After Herman Cain suspends his presidential campaign, his former opponents attempt to court his base by basically saying, "If you were crazy enough to vote for him you are crazy enough to vote for me"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Mediaite) Obvious George Will calls Herman Cain an 'entrepreneurial charlatan' who used his campaign 'as a book tour.' Why won't the liberal, mainstream, MSM, in-bed-with-Obama socialist Muslim media leave Cain alone?  (mediaite.com) (98)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Dumbass Man claims he was running a "clean" escort service but "Craigslist really filthed it up"  (omaha.com) (34)
(Chicago Tribune) NewsFlash Herman Cain suspends campaign to spend more time with your wife  (chicagotribune.com) (672)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup When asked if his candidate would participate in the NewsMax debate moderated by Donald Trump, Huntsman's campaign adviser responded, "lol." Seriously   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (173)
(Some Guy) Fail In what may be the biggest load of crap since the whole "If you've ever smoked a joint, you caused 9/11" campaign, a legislator compares copyright infringement to child porn  (techdirt.com) (22)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Herman Cain has not talked to his wife about the campaign, everything else  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (34)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Herman Cain's campaign has taken a finanical hit after the allegations. YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING YOU WILL REGRET THIS  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Amusing Best Craigslist job opening ad ever, if you're a bodyguard/assassin with a hot twin sister  (washingtondc.craigslist.org) (111)
(MSNBC) Asinine "Sheriff Joe" Arapaio endorses Rick Perry, will campaign for him him in NH. Says he was on the fence about who to endorse until he spent a lovely weekend at the Perry family hunting lodge  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (51)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Daniel Craig says the Kardashians are 'f***ing idiots' for making careers out of their private lives. In future news, Fox announces new reality show "I used to be James Bond"  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)
(Some Diggler) Florida Miami's federal jail overrun with strippers posing as paralegals. "In a scene straight out of a porno, one woman was caught on video stripping for an inmate. They are making a mockery out of the prison system"  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (54)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) News Herman Cain reassessing his campaign. If only he'd waited until his wife was sick to have an extramarital affair he'd be leading the GOP race  (933flz.com) (282)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Obama campaign strategery to focus on the downtrodden who think that government will help them and the intellecutal elite who think government can help   (campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com) (183)
(CNN) Followup Police have discovered the bodies of three men in Ohio believed to have been murdered after answering job ads on Craigslist  (cnn.com) (49)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Atlantic) Interesting Why do liberals ignore the fact that Obama has not kept his campaign promises? Bonus: Written by a liberal  (theatlantic.com) (428)


Thu November 24, 2011
(ESPN) Fail The Buffalo Sabres exact revenge on Milan Lucic for "running" Ryan Miller. Just kidding, Paul Gaustad was sent out to fight Lucic and got beaten down. Bruins win 10th straight  (sports.espn.go.com) (72)


Wed November 23, 2011
(atpworldtour) Spiffy Roger Federer wins tennis match in straight sets. His opponent doesn't score a single point in the second set as Federer wins 6-0. Fark: His opponent was Rafael Nadal  (atpworldtour.com) (25)


Tue November 22, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Romney hits Obama in new campaign ad...which completely misquotes Obama. Wait...a dishonest politician? Shut the front door  (upi.com) (76)


Mon November 21, 2011
(CNBC) Fail Former AIG CEO sues the U.S. Taxpayers for spending $182 billion saving his pathetic company  (cnbc.com) (91)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine This is why you don't hire a 32-year-old man you found on Craigslist to babysit your 6-year-old daughter  (chron.com) (85)
(CBS News) Followup Newt Gingrich's campaign staff flip flops  (cbsnews.com) (23)


Thu November 17, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Ironic Lobbying scandal leaves a black mark on Newt Gingrich's campaign, leaving him in a kettle of trouble, according to a pot-shot taken by Jack Abramoff  (wnd.com) (54)
(Gawker) Spiffy Man with Ph.D in computer science develops web tool and database for Jeopardy questions. Goes on show, wins five straight days, making $195,000  (gawker.com) (52)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Slate) Obvious NPR's Michele Norris voluntarily stepped down after her husband took a job with the Obama campaign. What does George Will do after his wife goes to work for Rick Perry? Repeatedly bash Romney in his columns  (slate.com) (119)
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)
(Discover) Amusing Men prefer curvy cakes and straight snakes. This sounds like a lie  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (15)


Sun November 13, 2011
(NYPost) Followup Michele Bachmann's campaign manager apologizes for letting the [REDACTED] hit the fan  (nypost.com) (30)
(LA Times) Obvious The Obama administration just awarded a $433-million smallpox drug deal in a no bid deal. Never mind that it costs about $255 per dose, or that they were a major contributor to his campaign. So, there's always that  (latimes.com) (196)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing How can you tell Rick Perry's campaign is toast? This is how  (i.imgur.com) (162)


Fri November 11, 2011
(USA Today) Amusing Asked about campaigning, the President replied "I don't think it requires us to go negative [...] We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim. We won't even comment on them, we'll just run those in a loop"  (content.usatoday.com) (600)
(Huffington Post) Weird Look, if your fraternal lodge's initiation pranks didn't involve hitting someone on the head with a hornet's nest or pretending to run a person head-first into a spinning sawblade, then your lodge was a bunch of straight-up pansies  (huffingtonpost.com) (34)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Weird Goat spotted on I-85 for second straight day, I kid you not  (ajc.com) (24)
(CBS News) Asinine Donate to my campaign and make a small loan to Solyndra and you'll get paid back. Those stupid taxpayers will never know  (cbsnews.com) (116)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Politico) Fail Cain campaign confirms claim that sexual harassment accuser's son works for Politico, which the media is trying to cover up just because it is not true  (politico.com) (118)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Salon) Asinine When director of Mississippi campaign to make "personhood" begin at conception--which would effectively ban in vitro fertilization--is reminded he owes his kids to IVF, he replies, "Nothing's fair," and walks away  (salon.com) (492)
(Daily Mail) Weird Straight 260-pound rugby player has a freak stroke, wakes up fabulous. That must have been some stroke  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Fail Woman gets called names on the internet, starts public campaign to complain about it. You can see where this is going  (theage.com.au) (89)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)


Sun November 06, 2011
(NYPost) Spiffy How rich is New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg? This year alone he spent $5.64 million on a personal public image campaign and he's not even running for office  (nypost.com) (41)


Fri November 04, 2011
(CNN) Fail AIG posts $4.3B quarterly loss, plans stock buyback with money earned when you finally land on Park Place with two hotels on it  (money.cnn.com) (50)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Kickstarter) Plug Old-school Farker is launching a Kickstarter campaign for a new game. Come check it out; if you like it you could help a fellow Farker out  (kickstarter.com) (75)


Mon October 31, 2011
(JSOnline) Obvious Cain's smoking ad campaign manager, who was previously busted for multiple campaign violations in Wisconsin, may have committed campaign violations in Wisconsin  (jsonline.com) (151)


Sat October 29, 2011
(CNN) Amusing James Carville rates Rick Perry's campaign performance: "It's gotten so bad, people in Louisiana are actually starting to make Texas jokes...If this thing gets any worse, the people in Mississippi will be making Texas jokes"  (cnn.com) (105)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Illegal poker king busted again; doesn't go straight. What a joker  (610wiod.com) (24)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Denver Post) Fail Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?  (denverpost.com) (41)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Herman Cain debuts a 'smoking' new campaign video  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (250)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass If you were wondering just whose jobs the GOP is worried about, here's the head of the GOP Job Creators caucus leaving his own job fair early to go to a campaign fundraiser   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (66)
(Reuters) Photoshop Photoshop this enlightening campaign discussion  (blogs.reuters.com) (28)


Fri October 21, 2011
(972) Amusing "Israeli activists and commentators got tired very quickly of Netanyahu pushing himself into every scene with released soldier Gilad Shalit," so, naturally, they went straight to photoshop  (972mag.com) (22)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Uproxx) Obvious The Pentagon has launched a campaign to educate soldiers about a new terror threat: kittens  (uproxx.com) (57)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious And to the surprise of absolutely no one, Gov Scott Walker of Wisconsin broke his campaign promise to pay for his own pension  (huffingtonpost.com) (108)
(CNN) Obvious In the 2012 presidential campaign, there's only one question that really matters: Who does God want in the White House?  (cnn.com) (147)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Bloomberg) Fail AIG still owes you $51,000,000,000... So, they decided to go on a luxury retreat to forget about all of that  (bloomberg.com) (156)
(ABC) Obvious Citigroup, Wells Fargo report strong profits. Honest, hard earned money, made by insightful trading and 100% legit and legaHRRRPHFFFFHAHAHA sorry, I can't say that with a straight face  (abcnews.go.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Ironic Obama, the biggest recipient of Wall Street campaign donations, is now "fighting for the interests of the 99%"  (businessinsider.com) (406)

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