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233 headlines found matching 'AIG'
Wed May 25, 2016
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert ends her campaign for congress in Michigan because of health problems from injuries sustained 2012. "While I have received the best treatment and therapy I could have asked for, those injuries have only gotten worse"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is "shocked" that the FBI would investigate him for illegal campaign contributions. Also, flabbergasted, astounded, thunderstruck, agog, agape, stupefied, bamboozled, and confounded. "I'm really surprised"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Padres shift so there's nobody in center field, so Matt Duffy hits double straight to center field. That was NOT what they wanted
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
This man has had his run for 10,000 consecutive DAYS, and most of us say screw it after 5 straight days
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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Sat May 21, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it turns out that Trump was lying about contributing money to his campaign; he just loaned money to it, which all is eligible to be paid back to him by the RNC and donors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$98 million and lifetime supply of tight-fitting swim trunks aren't enough to convince Daniel Craig to come back for two more James Bond films
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just one in a long line of mistakes made by the news media during campaign season
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver: The delegate math against Bernie is just a media narrative, Boston is not a big college town
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Thu May 19, 2016
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
On the plus side, at least his "I Sell Weed" ad on Craigslist did result in exposure for his business
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Straight women are going to the Hamptons to be seduced by their female trainers. I've seen documentaries about this online
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"Miracle On Ice" goalie Jim Craig is selling his Olympic gold medal. Which answers the question "Do you believe in the miracle of living out your golden years debt free while trying to pay off your kids' college tuition loans? Yes"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Earth shatters heat records for 12th straight month. Ear-th, Ear-th, Ear-th
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Add "election campaigns" to list of things in Australia that will try to kill you
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Next up on "Political Action Theater" we have a thrilling video of Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently 'Straight Pride' is a thing now
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Delabar becomes the only pitcher since 1974 to walk 4 straight batters with the bases already loaded. It's a nice day for a leisurely stroll around the park
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson compares his re-election campaign to 9/11. Let's roll
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brexit campaigners to UK: You know who else tried to unify Europe?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(myAJC)
 
 
 
Remember last week when that "outlier" poll showed Georgia a toss-up between Hillary and Trump? Yeah, well...there's a new poll out and it looks like Georgia residents will be seeing a LOT of campaign ads this fall
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Craigslist ad selling housebroken bison named Bullet raises so many important questions
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
ISIS declares "State of Emergency," shifting the threat level advisory from Bert straight to Elmo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So guess which candidate is being investigated by the FEC for more than 1,500 questionable campaign donations, including taking money from foreign nationals? Bonus: FEC report is over 600 pages long
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
40 runs in 3 straight games and a 5 game win-streak, and on pace to be the best offense in baseball. The losers of the AL East have apparently stopped that whole "rebuilding year" shtick
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Turns out anti-abortion laws stop abortions just as effectively as abstinence only campaigns stop pregnancy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The list of things Hillary Clinton's campaign expects voters to ignore or forget grows longer and longer every day
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Giving money to Kickstarter campaigns is a better way to buy someone else a house than getting divorced
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Huh, turns out that Trump's campaign *isn't* about white nationalism
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper collects money from his teammates immediately after they lose 4 straight and, in the most arrogant, brash way possible, showboating all the way, gives it to a homeless woman. LOOK PUNK, NEXT ONE'S IN YOUR EAR. Farkin' kids these days
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Now that Ted Cruz is out of the running, his former financial backers are pouring millions into Donald Trump's campaign. Wait, make that into Hillary's campaign
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bud Grant's annual yard sale and its Twitter feed keep getting more awesome: "We will have Moss Vikings stuff #$traightCa$hHomie". Early birds will be forced to run gassers until Bud's good and ready to sell
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Leaked Panama papers reveal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election campaign was financed by Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz. U.S. still restricted to financing Israel's military only
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australia braces for grueling 8-week election campaign. American Farkers laugh, go back to week 170 of Benghaziemailtrumpgate
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Thu May 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It appears that Craig Wright may not be the REAL Satoshi Nakamoto after all. The real Satoshi Nakamoto is now rumored to be retired and living like a king in Patagonia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Ron Paul, and current Trump, PAC strategist found guilty of 2012 campaign-finance violations
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Campaign finance experts comment on allegations of money laundering by Hillary Victory Fund: "We're not saying they're laundering money, but they're laundering money"
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Man selling beloved lawn ornament. If you want to know what it is, you should beheading to Craiglist
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Kasich: "As I suspend my campaign today, I have renewed faith ... that the Lord will show me the way forward and fulfill the purpose of my life." It could be his purpose is to serve as a warning to others
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary opens campaign of whoopass on Trump. Best part: she quotes only Republicans to do it
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Wed May 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the election campaign for the Scottish Parliament wrapping up, here's a collection of the stupidest things party leaders were talked into doing for the sake of a photo op over the past six weeks (pics, duh)
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors won their third straight game without Stephen Curry playing. After getting dominated by Trailblazers for three quarters, Warriors hit back with a fourth quarter sledgehammer. Draymond Green tried to help by calling a Portland timeout
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at everything that went wrong with Ted Cruz's campaign
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
How ugly is it getting on the campaign trail? A little boy shouted 'You suck' at Ted Cruz in the middle of a stump speech. "One of the things that hopefully someone has told you is that children should actually speak with respect"
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
The most desired stat in an online campaign isn't how many people view your candidate's videos - it's how many people watch them all the way to the end, and nobody can get through 30 seconds with Ted Cruz
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump campaign surrogate thinks all he has to do to win presidential election is "prove he's not Adolf Hitler". Subby would also like proof that he's not Mirror Universe Abraham Lincoln, 3-D Ralph Wiggum, or an immigrant Oopa Loompa
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Sun May 01, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders campaign now 40% lighter
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Senate candidate who has railed against out-of-control government spending paid his brother-in-law nearly $170,000 to "manage the finances" of his campaign. Yep, that should rein in that spending just fine
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat rescued from tree following successful crowdfunding campaign
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man launches campaign to get Smash Mouth to perform at an abandoned hotel in Miami
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like your relationships after three weeks, the Trump campaign is intentionally sending mixed signals
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Republican running for Attorney General of NC denies his new slogan "Let's Keep NC Straight" was meant as an insult to the LGBT community. "I never mentioned gays or anyone"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight to campaign for Donald Trump. Event will feature flying chairs and one continuous bleep
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon has basically become the Iraqi information minister under Hussein's regime when it comes to the Sanders campaign
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The biggest mystery of the 2016 campaign is not why Kasich is still in the campaign or even why Trump managed to unite the disparate factions of bigots. No, it's why Sanders's big rallies don't equal wins
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Widows have less stress and frailty than women whose husbands are still alive. And everyone thought that Hillary Clinton was looking so tired and worn from her presidential campaign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cruz, Kasich campaigns merge to form Voltron of derp
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yo-Yo Ma, you want a lesson in life about what it's all about to get your little snowflake to like music? Here's Yo-Yo Ma to set you straight on the right note
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Fri April 22, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember that $6 million the Trump campaign promised to veterans? Well, the Trump campaign hopes you don't because they went and lost it
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Thu April 21, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After initially defending the trip, Indiana Congressman Marlin Stutzman decides to reimburse his campaign for a "Campaign trip" his whole family took to California last summer. Left unanswered: Why an IN Rep would be campaigning in CA at all
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah mocks the "incredibly low expectations" the media has for Donald Trump's campaign
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
IBM reports its sixteenth straight quarter of losses and their worst revenue in 14 years. Watson voluntarily checks into rehab
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
If the current campaign season is driving you to drink, just remember that Nixon enjoyed premier wines, Lyndon Johnson liked Cutty Sark, and Abraham Lincoln's vice-president showed up to inauguration day completely wasted
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
So Mr. Doe, I see you worked on a presidential campaign "Yes, Trump 2016" :-| I'm sorry, but the position is filled *buzzes for hounds*
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders accuses Clinton and the DNC of violating campaign finance laws. Since this is Clinton we're talking about, they probably didn't explicitly violate anything, just got *reaaaaally* close to the edge and it's gonna look bad regardless
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee on Donald Trump's New York campaign: "Give us your muddled asshole yearning to scream free"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thrifty Hoosiers cut out the middle man and go straight to the #NeverTrump phase
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign: 'Democrats are misogynists'
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Straight from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute: Poll says Americans prefer low prices on things from third world countries to items that are "Made in the USA"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP insiders to Trump: Quit whining. 'I've never been a part of a campaign where delegate acquisition is the last thing you think of'
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Maybe the Rams will take Carson Wentz first overall just so he doesn't have to go from 23 years in North Dakota straight to Cleveland
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The main reason why Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted? Take a look at the tag. Subby guarantees there's no problem
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
When you're a big Boeing supplier, don't count on your secret anti-Moslem campaign remaining secret for long
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign last week: we don't need superdelegates to win the nomination. Clinton campaign this week: But they sure help
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders Campaign: "You're all a bunch of political whores." Dems in Congress: "To Whores!"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz and Trump to harvest delegates from the corpse of Rubio's campaign, marking the first time anyone has benefited from Marco Rubio
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sources say Donald Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted for assault. In related news, sources say Hillary Clinton will totally be indicted soon
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan may have refused to run for president yesterday, but that apparently isn't stopping wealthy GOP donors from trying to drown him in a flood of cash, as he reported raising over $17 million in campaign funds in the first quarter of 2016 alone
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Rather than resorting to scaremongering and demonizing their opponents like the NRA does, the Brady Campaign uses logic and fact-based reasoning: A video showing Alice in Wonderland shooting herself in the face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The rules are stacked against me," is the complaint of: a) Small business owners b) Disenfranchised voters c) The guy whose campaign is built on not following "The Rules"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Governor sells T-shirts for $45 to pay off campaign debt, but he can't guarantee color or size. He suggests using them for crafts
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fans watching baseball on Fox Sports will soon be swamped with campaign ads, as candidates discover no one watches TV news. "Most home team games are the No. 1 prime-time program. Everybody - mothers, fathers, daughters, grandparents - is watching"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "I'm not saying that the Cruz group are a bunch of Nazis, but they sure like doing what the Nazis liked to do"
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(PGA Tour)
 
 
 
Can Spieth close out the deal for a second straight jacket? Will Langer make a statement for the old guard? And let's not forget Kaufman, Matsuyama and Day. It's a tradition like no other. The Masters. First tee at 9:45 ET, CBS begins at 2 ET
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Sat April 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook campaign underway to get female tourists to take off their clothes and post pictures of it
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP chairwoman becomes a delegate for Donald Trump. Oh, BTW, she's Mitt Romney's niece and worked for her uncle's campaign in 2012
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Because it's not everyday that a kitty jumps straight into your van engine as you're going down a busy London street, let's give a hats-off to this fire brigade for rescuing this frightened little guy in just three hours after ripping the van apart
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Panama Papers reveal the previously public fact that Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman's brother's company does some lobbying work for a bank which is owned by the Bank of Russia. Save Ferris
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan, who is totally not running for POTUS, just launched his campaign for POTUS
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Watch gay men experience straight sex for the first time wearing virtual reality goggles: "She seems nice. She probably likes salads" (Not safe for work)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are the 15 best digital ad campaigns ever, even though hardly anyone watched them: "With the click-through rate for a digital display ad averaging at just 0.06%, it's fair to say most digital marketing goes over-looked"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Bernie Sanders' turn toward an increasingly negative, mean-spirited campaign hurt Hillary Clinton's chances against Donald Trump in the fall?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man man donates 150th gallon of blood, swears it's not for a Trump campaign ritual
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has transitioned into the "concern troll" phase of his campaign against Ted Cruz
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Data Chief: You're Fired. Data Chief to Trump Campaign: Good luck accessing your data
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So now that Bernie has all this momentum from 7 straight wins, could he actually win a contested Democratic convention? Short answer: No. Long answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
In shocking news, a new interview with Bernie reviews he knows jack about foreign policy, barely anything on domestic policy, and has no idea how to implement any of his buzzword campaign platforms
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego's vaping congressman gets caught spending campaign money on video game downloads, blames son
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a lesbian and I'm attracted to a female coworker who might be straight. Any advice on how I can ask her out and get her to switch teams? I really think it would be a great thing for both of us"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leaked internal memo written by top Trump aide show how his campaign feels about the week they just had. Yeah, they mad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meet the man responsible for the social media portion of the Bernie Sanders campaign; Sanders can't do it because he doesn't even know how to turn a computer on
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Could the SNL Effect torpedo Donald Trump's campaign? Just ask Sarah Palin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly should win every best actress award for her interview with Charlie Rose, where she said with a straight face "Fox News is fair and balanced and has no right wing bias"
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Sun April 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Tennessee campaign: "Hello, 911? We'd like to report a robbery"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women's basketball title and all the questions facing coach Geno Auriemma seem to amount to: Why doesn't anyone care?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Eight canned meat products taste-tested, both straight from the can and fried. Is SPAM the best of them all, or do competitors have a legitimate (canned) beef?
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway advertising campaign uses Hitler, Gaddafi and Kim Jong-il teddy bears to scare parents... about dust. Because what's controversial about associating the world's worst human scum with cute teddy bears
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Fri April 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
No matter what side of an issue you are on, it isn't usually good form for a straight up news story to call something "so-called"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Hillary gets $600 haircut before going to campaign in Harlem. No word when she will get the other hairs cut
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to experience the joy of 'munchies' without having to smoke marijuana, just stay up 48 hour straight
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former GOP senate Candidate decries the "deplorable" tone and "over the top" of the 2016 GOP presidential nomination race saying it seems like it belongs on a WWE Pay-per-view not a political campaign, and she should know
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Trump hires campaign staff, he's not hiring the best. He's hiring people that have lots of problems. They're bringing crime. They're getting arrested for battery in Florida.... And some, I assume, are good people
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On CNN, Cruz and Trump reps have a civil debate on how to maximize tax revenues for the nation through sensible planning. Nah, I'm kidding, they yelled at each other over whether or not Trump's campaign manager's lawyer once bit a stripper
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If someone on Craigslist offers to sell you a $60k Chevy Suburban for $30k cash in the McDonald's parking lot, it's probably stolen. But if you have $30k cash to spend on a car in the McDonald's parking lot, you probably stole that too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump is smart, savvy, and "nothing like her father", but despite their differences, she might just be her father's greatest and most valuable campaign asset
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager charged with battery of Breitbart reporter. Or, as future history books will remember it, True American Patriot unjustly arrested for aggressive snuggling of treasonous propagandist
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Does the Sanders campaign have momentum?" hmm... let me refer to Fark rule 3376-f: If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is "No"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA Times reporting that FBI will soon be interviewing Clinton aides on whether they knew her campaign was doomed and when did they know it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The rebellion of Ted Cruz is as much a sham as Donald Trump's entire campaign
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Sun March 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Dizzy Gillespie's Be-Bop Reunion with Sarah Vaughn, Al Haig, James Moody, Kenny Clarke, Ray Browne and others
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
You can buy marijuana legally in Colorado, but their alcohol law controversies are straight outta Pennsylvania
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Seven-Up marketing VP who oversaw iconic "Uncola" ad campaign is unliving at 95
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel mansplains campaign speech delivery to Hillary Clinton
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the first Resident Evil hit retailer shelves and the creator Hiroyuki Kobayashi talks about what it's like giving millions of people nightmares for two decades straight. (need to turn on subtitles in video)
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(RealProgress)
 
 
 
It appears the Clinton campaign has 'accidentally' mailed letters containing the wrong caucus locations to women who financially support Bernie Sanders' campaign in Washington. And Iowa. And Nevada. And Kansas
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As important as booster seats for Halflings, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Are you finishing up your XCOM 2 or Fallout 4 campaigns? Did you pick up Day Of The Tentacle Remastered? Come on in
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Will says Trump's campaign is based solely on vulgarity
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's 2011 Voter ID law mandated a public service campaign to inform voters about the IDs that would be required, which of course the legislature has refused to fund. Ta daa
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Better chance that Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton will give birth to unicorn twins than reform the nation's campaign finance system
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Wed March 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush deals possibly fatal blow to Cruz campaign
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feeling the weight of delegate math, Sanders campaign manager goes full Rove on Arizona: "There's obviously something wrong with the numbers"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Craig Sager's life near the end of the fourth quarter
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's violent, misogynist campaign manager's favorite pastime is drunk dialing reporters and coming on to them over the phone
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How is Hillary going to run her campaign from a prison cell? She should ask Stephen Hawking for help
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This is it. The turning point for Bernie's campaign you hippies have been waiting for. Sanders/Stein 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Analysis of the Rubio failure? His overconfident campaign team refused to invest. Voters returned the favor
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
♫ Ring, Ring, a product without clientele / Ring, Ring, an internet-of-things doorbell / Ring, Ring, $60M in capital / Richard Branson's funding so graciously / The investors hold on tenaciously / Ring, Ring, it's flushing his cash straight to hell ♫
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
New study says that Donald Trump has received $2 billion worth of free media coverage. Which means he's running his campaigns like all his businesses, becoming successful by using other people's money
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
After last night's crushing losses, the Sanders campaign is working on a new election strategy: Superdelegates
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama now: "This campaign rhetoric is too violent." Obama then: "If they bring a knife to a fight, we bring a gun"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Authorities give "all clear" after white powder discovered at Rubio campaign headquarters, say it was just a supporter who just wanted to "say hello to my little friend"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Because the US presidential campaign is a cartoon, Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, has turned the candidates into Pokémon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign ends today -- he orders his steak well-done
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hillary caught on a "hot mic" talking to Chris Matthews, trying to figure out why the fark Chris Christie is endorsing and campaigning for Donald Trump "Why did he support him? Did he have a debt?" Hey, she's just askin' questions here
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones song "Ruby Tuesday" to be played later tonight as Marco Rubio says goodbye to his campaign
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WJBC Central Illinois)
 
 
 
Trump supporters deface cemetery at latest rally. To be fair, the dead in Illinois were going to vote straight-ticket Democrat anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin quits Donald Trump's campaign halfway through the primary
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Michelle Fields, Breitbart reporter assaulted by Donald Trump's campaign manager, tells propagandist overlords to STFU, DIAF
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie to campaign staff after Super Tuesday: "Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO." Jeff Weaver to campaign staff: "Forget it, he's rolling"
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Fri March 11, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
If you want to feel better about Trump, just look to Brazil, where they elect people who campaign dressed as clowns and promise to increase corruption
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Authorities report suspicious substance found at Ted Cruz Houston campaign office, tests show the foreign matter was deemed to be likability
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris will not be campaigning for Cruz this weekend. This MEANS something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is like that dorky kid in high school whose friends convinced him he'd make a good class president but the rich kid and the dumb jock were getting all the attention, and the dorky kid kept campaigning because his ego was too fragile
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio holds "massive rally" on his home turf to re-energize his campaign. Ten people showed up
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Today's Open Letter to Donald Trump That Will End His Campaign Once and For All comes from a third grader in North Carolina
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Wed March 09, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google launches vacation-planning feature likely to send SkyScanner and TripAdvisor straight into the 'B' ark
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina gives Ted Cruz's campaign that 'HP magic.' Is it possible for a presidential campaign to declare bankruptcy?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Your boss wants to know, "Are you straight or gay?" Corporate upward mobility just got complicated
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rogue staffer from Cruz campaign sends out email in the State of ____ falsely claiming that rival candidate ___ _____ was about to drop out of the race
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush joins Cruz campaign
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Tue March 08, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Trump campaign official awaiting trial for participation in Bundy Ranch standoff wants bail so he can resume running for sheriff
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Google for sex" search engine lets Britons search for local prostitutes. Business model apparently based on America's Craigslist
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio basically admitted last night that they'd pull a Chris Christie if Donald Trump won, which means that their attacks on him now are utterly worthless and we might as well just go straight to the brokered convention
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign official arrested for ties to the Bundy Dildo Brigade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to fake a presidential campaign. No, this isn't another Trump article
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How Theodore Bilbo, a white supremacist politician from Mississippi 70 years ago wrote the political playbook Donald Trump's campaign is following today. And he always seemed like such a nice guy in "The Hobbit"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck lost $300,000 supporting the Ted Cruz campaign
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
When not body-slamming photographers, Trump's campaign is giving media credentials to white nationalist radio hosts who think "interracial sex is white genocide." Bonus: They scored a 20-minute interview with Trump Jr. that they will be airing soon
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader blasts his fellow preachers embracing a guy who "spews profanities in campaign speeches, courts white supremacists, boasts of adulterous affairs, debauches public morality and justice through the casino and pornography industries"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, the former Clinton campaign manager and current head of DNC, joins GOP in undermining the CFPB. If only there was a candidate who was against this sort of thing
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The Carson campaign will continue, because "there's always the possibility that people will awaken." Of course, it would help if Carson awakened first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ted's campaign is cruzified but unlikely to rise from the dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
13 bald eagles found dead in Maryland. 13, the same number as the original colonies. Bald eagle...the bird of America. National Treasure 3 viral campaign?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People wasted $5 million on Bernie Sanders's campaign in one day
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
On the eve of Super Tuesday, sadness rocks the Sanders Campaign
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Republican voters will have no say in the caucus tomorrow - the state GOP has eliminated the Presidential Poll and the decision goes straight to the Delegates. Demokracy
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Parents rent drug-sniffing dogs to search teens' bedrooms. Your dog wants a trenchcoat, a straight shot of bourbon, and the rotten truth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People have wasted over $36 million, giving it to Bernie Sanders for his ill-fated campaign
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's campaign is nothing more than a bad game of Quidditch
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Fri February 26, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel unveils new campaign ad for Donald Trump geared towards his biggest voter base
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush makes a short phone call to thank his supporters. Sadly, the call lasted longer than his campaign
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jury in Erin Andrews trial forced to view nude video recorded of her. Then viewed it again to be sure they got the evidence straight. Then viewed it again. And again. And again. And, oh god, again. Again. Again. Again
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The art of lowering expectations: The Rubio campaign is now ok with losing a bunch more states because they think there will be a brokered convention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now acting like Don Trump, as he adds blackmail to his campaign's repertoire :"I hear the Ricketts family, who own the Chicago Cubs, are secretly spending $'s against me. They better be careful, they have a lot to hide-"
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio Super PAC gets serious about his presidential campaign, says he is the Harry Potter to Donald Trump's Voldemort
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Tue February 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nashville's Craig Smith makes the save on his own shot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is seen as honest and trustworthy. His campaign staff... not so much
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Starship delivery robot, which unfortunately doesn't allow you to send Mickey Thomas and Craig Chaquico to your worst enemies
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Once the political season is underway, and it is, action on a Supreme Court nomination must be put off until after the election campaign is over" - Joe Biden
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cruz campaign: "Sure it was a ridiculous lie, but it's not our fault these voters are dumb enough to believe it"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dildupdate: Arraignments scheduled for Wednesday, Ammon's lawyer argues he's too much of an attention whore to ever skip bail, and a new pic of Ammon staring out of a prison window
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rubio campaign press release touts crucial endorsement from founding member of both NKOTB and The Funky Bunch
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders allies move from "Help, we're being oppressed" to "It's only a flesh wound" in their quest for Monty Pythonish campaign slogans
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Sat February 20, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Do we really need more reasons to not find a roommate on Craigslist?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Third straight Clinton e-mail dump on the eve of an election. Guys, I think maybe this might possibly be political
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
The Sanders campaign has raised $16 million from the unemployed, which is as sound an investment as lottery tickets
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign: "If I told you Bernie Sanders illegitimately accused us of running a push poll against him, how much less likely would you be to vote for him?"
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Upside of being a straight male porn star: being paid to sleep with beautiful porn actresses. Downside: when you have to go to the hospital to have needles stuck in your penis so it doesn't die
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hookers 4 Hillary campaign for free for Hillary Clinton. No idea what Bill pays
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
It's the video game equivalent of the time you tried to fight that bully in 6th grade and wound up needing surgery to extract his shoe from your ass. Rapper Lupe Fiasco faces Daigo Umehara in a Street Fighter exhibition. Main event starts at 10:45 ET
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The opening shots of Rubio's new "Morning Again In America' campaign are impassioned and inspiring and in Canada
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey congressional delegation asks President Obama to support new request for disaster relief. Obama asks if "disaster" means the January snow storm or the Chris Christie presidential campaign
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Sat February 13, 2016
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Another week, another GOP debate. Can Rubio reboot his campaign? Will Kasich keep any momentum? Can Bush & Cruz take down The Donald? Will Carson show up on stage when his named is called? The fun starts at 9pm ET on CBS
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Fri February 12, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
W to campaign for Jeb. 2016 GOP primaries. Book it. Done
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Thu February 11, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we go from the home office in Newark, New Jersey the twenty-five reasons why Chris Christie's campaign tanked quicker than an Old Country Buffet dessert line facing Christie
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher blames Sarah Palin for Donald Trump's campaign: "She got the country used to someone on the level of a car show spokesmodel being presidential timber...Trump may be their savior, but [Palin] was the immaculate misconception"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drill, baby, drill -- straight to bankruptcy court
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich's 2nd place finish behind Trump in New Hampshires makes it clear that GOP voters want a a realistic down-to-earth campaign that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cheer up, Hillary Clinton supporters. Your candidate is about to get more money in the campaign coffers from a fundraiser held in Mexico City
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Will Hillary get shellacked? Will Rubio's campaign buy the farm? Will Trump trump the non-Trumps? And what's the deal with Kasich? THIS is your official NH Primary thread (Polls close at 7pm)
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Hey, if this Republican thing doesn't work out, can Trump run for you guys? US Pirate Party: HAHAHAHAHA no
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Sat February 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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Fri February 05, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Free Healthcare, free college and now free tattoos. Man this Sanders campaign had everything
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
As it turns out, Cruz's "TRUS-Ted" campaign slogan is more accurate than intended
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson takes the scalpel and makes an incision to his campaign staff
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' campaign reviews Iowa Caucus totals, says actual result may never be known. It's actually a good experience just in case he gets the Democratic nomination and has to go through an election that includes Florida
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Cruz campaign tells Iowa caucusers that Carson is quitting the race, and they should just go ahead and vote for Cruz instead. What's worse, the lie, or the fact that the ruse worked?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guards in Iran torture prisoners for up to 15 hours straight. Don't they have labor laws?
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Tue February 02, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Chris Christie finds the perfect campaign tagline. "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask... what is this $#% on the bottom of my shoe?"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
What was more depressing than Marvin O'Muffley's campaign headquarters last night? Jim Gilmore lost to "Other" by a significant margin
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign lashes out at Iowa Democratic party, because if you can't win, complain
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember when Ted Cruz's wife Heidi tweeted how wonderful is was to meet so many Iowans while her husband is on the campaign trail? Yeah, about that
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's old Iowa campaign bus has been re-purposed to mock the plastic-coiffed racist, complete with his campaign slogan in Arabic, stickers mocking his comments on women and Mexicans, and the old stripper pole
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Sat January 30, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The Iowa caucuses reach their due date tomorrow. Here's a breakdown of the polling for every campaign - even those who flat-lined and had to be terminated in the second trimester
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors win franchise-record 10th straight game, or sixth straight game in American
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The media is lying about the supposed "momentum" of the Bernie Sanders campaign, as he really isn't doing that well compared to Hillary
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Thu January 28, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chris Christie apologizes for flood damage comment saying he "got carried away." Which shouldn't be a surprise since his entire campaign strategy is based on getting carried away
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here's how Jeb Bush managed to blow through $100 million in campaign donations and ended up with single-digit support
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