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Fri December 09, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is closing in on his pick for RNC chair, admits it will be hard to replace fallen Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, presented by Carl's Jr., subtly admits to drunk driving as a way to deny punching his then wife
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Obama administration is concerned about the slow pace of Trump's transition. Almost like he was ill-prepared for it or something
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in time for Trump's administration, U.S. life expectancy drops for the first time in decades. Perhaps sweet death will save you, after all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, the man defeated by a treadmill, discusses the year where Democrats were defeated by the FBI, then predicts the end of the filibuster
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump names Linda McMahon to head the Department of Small Business Administratin'. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iran president: No matter how hard Trump tries he won't be able to touch the Obama Administration nuclear deal with us when he's president. Can't touch that
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Electing Trump will cause the UN to pave the way for the anti-Christ, says Pastor who supported Trump. So are you admitting your were wrong, just trying to sow fear to keep your flock inline or actively helping the anti-Christ?
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
May want to hold off on celebrating Standing Rock, as that was just the pre-game show for what the Trump Administration has planned
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is the most admired leader in the tech industry. Mostly because he's the only person in Silicon Valley who actually sports a normal looking haircut
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Second Russian SU-33 jet based on lone aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov crashes, leaving between six and zero SU-33 planes on board, depending on who you ask
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last Tango in Paris rape scene WAS non-consensual: Director admits in newly unearthed interview that he wanted actress Maria Schneider to feel 'rage and humiliation' Rest of Hollywood: WTF dude??????
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
South Park is not wasting any time in depicting comedically the horror of the coming Trump administration. WWIII is gonna be hilarious
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government admits what we've known all along: alcohol benefits the economy and is a net benefit for the taxpayer
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tired of hearing about charities that spend most of their donations on administrative costs? If you're in a giving mood - here are four charities well worth considering. You might actually save a few lives
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently Sarah Palin is no longer being considered for a role in the Trump Administration
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UNESCO declares Belgian beer culture a treasure of humanity. Admiral Ackbar declares, "It's a Trappist"
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(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Jesus-thieving three admit Wollongong mall nativity heist. Try saying THAT three times fast
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump considers adding two Democratic Senators to his administration: Manchin and Heitkamp. For those keeping score of the Senate balance: both of their replacements will be appointed by Republican governors
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman's schedule last week: meet with Trump, possibly about a spot in his administration. This week: join the veterans defending the protestors at Standing Rock. That's some rock solid flank-covering
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan admits that its defense forces may have been hacked. Which will teach them NOT to make their secret password: 一 二 三 四
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You can now rub Admiral Ackbar all over your body. NTTAWWT
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After 40 years, Phil Collins finally admits "I was pretty irritating"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro says Kellyanne Conway's public criticism of Mittens is part of a "coordinated Trump strategy" to put him in his place. This would be the first time the Trump administration has coordinated anything
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
College student claims his financial aid was canceled because he was seen wearing Nikes by administrators, who deemed him insufficiently impoverished
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bush and Obama administration ethics lawyers agree that a Trump presidency would be literally unconstitutional
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reddit CEO admits to modifying users' posts, deleting the politics tab
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Showing his continued commitment to draining the swamp and building an administration that represents all the people, Prince Trumperdink selects a billionaire charter school advocate to run the Department of Education
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister taught my son how to spell a word incorrectly; she said 'dilemma' was spelled 'dillemna' and people were too stupid to spell it right so it was changed. She refuses to admit she is ever wrong. Should I keep my son away?"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Buffalo Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Jim Jones demands Kanye West pick a new alias for his psychiatric admission, drink the Kool-Aid: "I should charge Kanye a sucker fee"
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Tue November 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South African pastor under investigation for his admittedly unorthodox practice of spraying his congregants in the face with insecticide
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman goes full Admiral Ackbar when assessing Trump's plan to rebuild America's crumbling infrastructure. "It's not about investment, it's about ripping off taxpayers. Is that implausible, given who we're talking about?"
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will reward Chris Christie's loyalty by shutting him out of the administration
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Sat November 19, 2016
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mainstream media surprised that outsider candidate plans to staff administration with fellow outsiders. "Wait...you mean you actually MEANT everything you said on the campaign trail?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want some good news about the incoming Trump administration? We might be going back to the Moon a lot sooner than originally planned
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
What Trump's early picks say about the looming Trump administration. 1. Racist, 2. Racist, 3. Moron That pretty much nails it
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GWB Ethics Lawyer: Trump placing son-in-law in administration position would be highly inappropriate, waterboarding still ok
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of all the scary things coming out about what the incoming Trump administration may look like, this sentence may be the most terrifying "Vice President-elect Mike Pence considers Dick Cheney his role model for the No. 2 job"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration would like to know if you've registered your Muslim yet
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russians stoke the coals of the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov with SU-33 Flanker jets as massive offensive to heat Syria before the winter begins
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Mon November 14, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you buy an electric vehicle after September 1, 2019, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration's "Quiet Car" rule will require it to make noise. What noise would you suggest it make?
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Chinese zoo admits using Siberian huskies as fake wolves. Zoo keepers said there was little physical difference between the two animals, although the huskies taste far better
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is admitting that her "basket of deplorables" comment cost her the election
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway blames the protests on Obama and Clinton, and asks why they haven't publicly admitted Trump is the president
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary admits she does not have mirrors in her house. Or garlic
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Sat November 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tea Partiers want no part of Reince Priebus in the Trump administration
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Fri November 11, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Young undocumented immigrants trusted their government and offered up personal information to avoid deportation. The Trump administration may use that information to deport them
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Subby: "You know what we haven't had on Fark in a long time?" Cat: "Meow?" Subby: "No, we haven't had a tipping thread." Cat: (licks self) Subby: "Exactly. Maybe the admins are distracted and think this is a cat story"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter admits journalists are smug, liberal and look down on Trump supporters. Also reports that water is wet and fire is hot
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(Small Business (UK))
 
 
 
Millions of Brits admit to online shopping while drunk: "The most expensive drunken purchase was a £6,500 Volvo, with other costly transactions including a £1,700 return flight to the USA and a £300 personalised number-plate"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama administration willing to admit Hillary Clinton's guilt in multitude of scandals
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Because there ARE important things happening in the rest of the world today: "TV presenter Lisa Snowdon admits she's 'curious' about kangaroo anus"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Fuji EnviroMAX AA and AAA batteries, 96- and 144-packs. Cadmium and PVC-free. And they're green. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blur bassist Alex James admits he hasn't washed his hair for 10 years. Coincidentally, he also makes his own cheese. Don't really want to know how - or from what
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Sat November 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Barack HUSSEIN Fartbongo Terwilliger Obama finally admits if he watched Fox News, he wouldn't vote for himself, either, which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and 0bama has to watch Supertrain. Man, I'm going to miss these dumb headlines
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
NFL admits to Seahawks that it blew quite a few calls in their game against the Saints. And just when Seahawks fans had quit complaining about the bad officiating at Super Bowl XL
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers investigate what makes something funny, will let admins in on it when they finish
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
LifeWay stores will not be selling Amy Grant's new Christmas album because it's not Christian enough. Admittedly, "Christmas With The Devil" is a little over the top, but hey, who doesn't like the occasional Spinal Tap cover?
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Tue November 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump claimed the attack on Mosul should have been "a surprise." We checked with an actual military expert from the Bush administration annnnd: "Trump seems not to understand rudimentary elements about the use of force"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Patriots are on top again, and the Cowboys become the new team in second place. Even the ESPN writers admit their rankings make no sense in their comments on several teams. It's your Week 9 Power Rankings thread
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver admits "We did not want to talk about the election this week; we wanted to give everyone a break, but Weiner is forcing the nation to relitigate the email controversy, putting Clinton's chances of winning in serious danger--Carlos Danger"
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
James Comey admits that the reason he violated DOJ policy to make the email investigation announcement was because of the election
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'We do not have a warrant': FBI admits Comey jumped the gun with Clinton email announcement
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"An Ohio man has admitted having sex with a van while it was parked on a public street before walking to a nearby garden and passing out"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia's Admiral Kuznetsov, denied fuel in Spain, apparently given more coal and oars off North Africa
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Wed October 26, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert mocks Donald Trump's attempt to court the Amish vote, admitting "this is the perfect demographic for Trump; they're the only voters left who haven't googled him"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While the media is obsessing over Wikileaks, and doctored O'Keefe videos, reporters from an ACTUAL newspaper got an official from a Eric Trump's PAC to admit on tape that it's running a voter suppression campaign aimed at blacks and suburban women
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
IBM executive admits they forgot the first rule of IT support with Australian census faik
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Ig Nobel prize winner discusses why he researched 3-D perception by having subjects look between their own legs, what lifetime of studying psychology taught him, why he admires his wife, and how he would get an elephant into a refrigerator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama has no idea who is behind the cyber attacks. This is not a repeat of his response to every other crisis of his administration
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump lands the critical Branch Davidian endorsement:"David Koresh would have admired Trump. First of all, he believes in the Second Amendment, he believes in the guns, and also the truth"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists make breakthrough in male contraception, with a compound that almost immediately renders sperm unable to swim and could be administered via nasal spray. Some guy is reading this with an ice pack on his crotch and is pissed
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Former archbishop admits he probably deserves criticism for that time he covered up child sex abuse. If only there were a lake of fire burning eternally somewhere to show him what he really deserves
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Intelligent Republicans are supposedly using lessons of Trump 2016 to construct foolproof roadmap to win back White House in 2020: finding Trump-like candidate who fires up the base but won't needlessly insult veterans or boast about groping women
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
There is a level of collusion among the above-mentioned institutions -- the Obama administration, the DNC, the Clinton machine and the liberal media -- that is unprecedented in this nation
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Thu October 20, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson admits he used to steal cologne as a teenager, somehow avoided getting a smackdown by law enforcement
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Wed October 19, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Queen admiring the Queen
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Darrell "thrown out of the Bengahzi Committee chair for incompetence" Issa (R-CA) is apparently running ads touting his ability to work with the most corrupt administration in modern times
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
UK admits it spied illegally for 17 years. We are terribly, terribly sorry about this awful thing. We won't stop, but we are sorry
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
When your supporters have to google how to vote for you, it might be time to admit the election is not necessarily going in your favor
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Sat October 15, 2016
(News West 9)
 
 
 
Surely the admins won't green light a story about green lights
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Drug, alcohol, fark admin appointments on the rise for 7th graders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your chances of getting a green light today are great with drunk admins in play
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey liberals: If you would stereotype a group of people by presuming to guess their politics or deeming them inferior to yourself, you may have a lot more in common with Donald Trump than you'd care to admit
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I saw a friend of mine admit on Facebook to taking a belt to his 2-year-old daughter in the hopes that it'll teach her to sleep through the night. My husband and I are no longer friends with him. Should I report this as child abuse?"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liberty University students are revolting, also upset about school administration's support for Trump
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Wed October 12, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Onboard GPS data shows city school bus drivers routinely speed. School system's Chief Operating Officer admits no one looked at the data until a TV station asked for and analyzed it
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump's talk is indefensible. But Hillary Clinton's actions as Secretary of State, carrying out the Obama administration's foreign policies, have cost many lives in many places, including the American ambassador and others killed in Benghazi
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence admits he will continue rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Seven stars who changed their names from the ones they were born with. Admittedly Joaquin Phoenix sounds better than Joaquin Bottom
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"(Franklin) Graham should just admit this isn't about Trump. He'll always support the thrice-married, always-bragging, insult-spewing con artist with an "R" next to his name because that's what Jesus would do"
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Despite saying no deal was cut, the Obama administration lifted bank sanctions on Iran the same day American citizens were released. Another coincidence? I think not
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Thu September 29, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland admires Julia Roberts for calling off their wedding back in 1991. Subby wants whatever it is that Kiefer is smoking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pretty much admitted to not paying Federal taxes. Makes him "smart." Fine. Now we know you don't pay taxes, so why not make it public? Subby's theory: What's on his taxes is more sinister than not paying taxes
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck admits he was going to retire from radio and run for office, but not anymore. Whew, we dodged quite a bullet there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barack and Hillary just got ruined today. The 97-1 veto override by the Senate sets up the obvious House vote. Saudi donors will not like this one bit. The administration promised the kingdom they held their interests ahead of the American victims
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man confesses to murder that put his twin brother behind bars, admits that there's always money in the banana stand
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Fri September 23, 2016
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Internet pioneer Vinton Cerf says his biggest regret is not going 128 bits from Day One, admits he wouldn't have gotten away with it because everyone believed 32-bit IP addresses were enough for everyone
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Vladmir Putin: The US can't be trusted to fulfill its promises to cede control of the clerical functions of the internet as it promised to do. GOP: This is exactly why we shouldn't cede control of clerical functions of the internet
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There were no terror attacks during the Bush administration after 9/11. Except for the Anthrax scare, the Beltway Sniper, the Shoe Bomber, the Underwear Bomber, the El Al LAX shooter, and the UNC Elderly Driver
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
A review of British beard and hair trends, region by region. "Belfast boys are channelling the likes of Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd, with 36% admitting to having untameable chest hair"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Study confirms that Fark admins are the happiest, sexiest people on the planet
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Shocking absolutely nobody, the media admits Trump is just trolling them, but they just can't resist that delicious bait
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kentucky politicians and citizens realize they made a huge mistake by voting for Bevin, admit the third party option was smarter and now want to impeach the threat-making Republican
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blue Angels announce they will stop performing the "Split S" maneuver that killed a pilot, which means that a few years from now a young, promising cadet will convince his squadmates to try it at their graduation only to be thwarted by Wesley Crusher
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is there any better venue for Adam Savage to tell Mythbusters stories than in a Porsche GT3 being driven around Toronto by Deadmau5? Probably, but I don't care
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember all the promise of the Pokemon Go trailer? Yeah... Niantic is still "considering" whether or not to add features like one-on-one battles. More info about the roadmap on the left, predictions on when trading and others will drop on the right
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Former head of Ethical Society of Police admits to ethics-free loan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Admit to it. We've all done it, and those who say they don't are liars. I'm talking, of course, about trolling Craigslist. Share your best trolls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary kept blood clot SECRET from her staff - and had nurse travel with her in plain clothes to administer drugs, after telling Bill no to having them dressed in the "Sexy Nurse™" costume
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio Mayor who "dedicated his life to Christ" admits raping 4-year-old, blames victim as a "willing participant"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Abby Wambach admits to abusing alcohol and prescription drugs for years after being arrested for it in April
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
I understand why the admins might want to redlight this headline. However, there are also good reasons to greenlight it
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
New coffee will keep you buzzed for 18 hours, increase your chances to become a Fark admin
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
German man to make attempt at world record by carrying 29 beer steins at Oktoberfest, which works out to 154 pounds and enough beer to power a Fark admin for almost twenty minutes
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide after admitting on Facebook that he had killed his son and shot his ex-wife and was on his way to kill his in-laws. Police investigating anyone who liked that post
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Descendants of slaves sold by Georgetown University respond to the university offering them preferred admission status: "Cool, thanks. How about you throw in a $1 billion foundation for reparations, too?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Montel Williams admits he's turned to dealing drugs to survive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, turns out Colin Powell is just as big a liar as the rest of the Bush II administration
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
For the first time since World War II--which has been 75 years and 20 elections--The Dallas Morning News endorses a Democrat, admitting: "There is only one serious candidate on the presidential ballot in November. We recommend Hillary Clinton"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
New study finds 56% of parents admit they check their cell phones while driving. Mostly because checking their texts and e-mails is the only way they can still communicate with their kids
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eighty-eight retired generals and admirals endorse Trump
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mum admits she still wipes her 12-year-old son's bum after a poo, which earns this response. "He is physically capable, he can do it at home as well as at school. You're not the a***-wipe fairy"
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you're rich, you're lucky, whether you want to admit it or not
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Wed August 31, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
On The Tonight Show, Mel Brooks eulogizes and shares his memories of Gene Wilder, admits he's still in shock
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologists advise that, before your child goes under the knife for delicate surgical operations, sedate them with an iPad, which has the same effect as midazolam and does not need to be administered orally or rectally
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Officials admit that raw sewage has been leaking into the Baltimore harbor for several days, in case anyone is wondering why it smells so much better
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Sat August 27, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
For those of you who don't follow Formula One, here's the perfectly logical explanation of how Lewis Hamilton can be penalized 55 places in the 22-car Belgian GP, although even people who understand F1 admit it's "ridiculous"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk thinks the path to Amber Heard's heart is through the friendzone, has been sending her letters of "admiration" for years
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Thu August 25, 2016
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Republicans tend to admire sports stars while Democrats like TV personalities, entertainers, former hosts of The Apprentice
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans admit they're bracing for a "tsunami of voter anger" and will probably lose seats to Democrats
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
"Freemasons have admitted that their future may be under threat because of the rise of atheism"
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative commentator grudgingly admits that indeed all of the polls have Trump losing in a yuge way. Difficulty: Fox News
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Obama administration admits what we already knew: The $400 million payment to Iran was a ransom payment, conditional upon the prisoners' release
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Medals are on the line in badminton doubles, canoe sprints, men's field hockey, women's platform diving and the decathlon. Also, the triathlon for men is held. It's day 13 of the Rio Olympics and maybe we won't have problems today (6:30am start)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of clarity, New York Times editor admits they totally screwed the pooch with its coverage--or lack thereof--of Louisiana flooding, would have required redirecting resources from 24/7 coverage of Trump utterances
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Interest rates are now so low you're losing money by keeping your money in a bank like a sucker rather than investing it in bullion, freeze-dried food and ammo for the Trump administration's first term. Sucker
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Tue August 16, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama administration continues on with its plans to destroy small grocery stores everywhere in the name of health. Twirls mustache menacingly
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Mon August 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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