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137 headlines found matching 'ADM'
Wed September 17, 2014
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hospital admits patient even though she drove through the wall instead of paying for an ambulance ride like she was supposed to
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(8)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Push Square)
 
 
 
Just one year into its technological life cycle, Sony admits that its PS4 technology is already obsolete
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(86)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, pop star admits to drug abuse and lying to media
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(70)
 
(WTFark)
 
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DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Oklahoma Woman Takes DMV Photo Wearing Religious Headwear - A Spaghetti Strainer. Wait- Did He Boil For Our Sins?
 
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to sneak into Bengals game. To be fair, who wants to admit to be seen going to a Bengals game?
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(19)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Two US Senators are filming a reality TV show. As stupid as this sounds, you have to admit they are probably representing their constituents better by doing this than if they tried to get anything done in Congress
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deadmau5 gets bored in Toronto, spends the night as an Uber driver in his $265,000 McLaren 650S
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(28)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
When you see former administration officials and generals on television arguing for war and a stronger national defense, it's helpful to know who is paying them
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the Ground Zero Mosque? It was an inside job. A phony scandal brought and paid by the right to rile up the base and cause problems for an Obama administration trying to wind down the War on Terror
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Tue September 09, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House GOP slashes in half the administration's funding request for money to fight the Ebola outbreak, because preventing you from bleeding from every orifice as all your internal organs liquefy is not in the Constitution
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Pete King urges Obama to act on ISIS without Congressional approval: "If this goes good, I'll give the president the credit, and if it goes bad, I'll take responsibility." Adm. Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(97)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's brain drain" Politico helpfully points out that there are many vacancies in the Obama administration. Strangely enough, most of them need to be voted on by the Senate. Damn you Obama for not forcing the Senate to meet your needs
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit CFO says that higher taxes won't bring the city out of bankruptcy. In other news, Detroit finally admits to having a Chief Financial Officer
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Fri September 05, 2014
(central florida future)
 
 
 
Starbucks admits that there is no actual pumpkin in its Pumpkin Spice Latte. Once again, customers feel burned
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(29)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive is suing Disney for the right to wear his goofy giant mouse head while scratching CDs so young people can do drugs in an organized setting
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(120)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Customer stops at Burger King drive-thru for lunch, admits he was shocked to see the six-foot long boa constrictor curled up by the ordering screen
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Wed September 03, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Teen, who was shot in the foot, first told police he was the victim of a "random act of violence." Later admits that he shot himself in the foot when checking to see that the gun was loaded. The gun he "found" in the street
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama administration: Heads will roll for this
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(146)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Missing Plane News Network informs us that "this 4Chan" is most likely a system administrator
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(84)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A man Republicans can be proud of: Pennsylvania governor sticks it to the Obama administration with his "private" Medicaid plan; individuals being forced to pay premiums if they make $11,671 demonstrates his anti-Obamacare principles
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(77)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
An abortion provider speaks out about the stigma of her job, the constant fear of violent protestors, and what it was like "coming out" and admitting her profession
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(156)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Roger Moore finally admits that he has no personality or real talent
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(23)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell admits he was wrong about Ray Rice, announces lifetime ban for repeat domestic violence offenders. Just kidding, he... no, wait. That actually IS what he did. Huh
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(112)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(263)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gifts that generate gratitude keep customers loyal, say Fark admins
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(12)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Town administrator to use fake coyotes to deter geese using their acme of scientific knowledge
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits admit to their top sex mistakes. Topping the list: 'Misguided thrusting'
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(51)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame administration is shocked, shocked to find out that football players had someone else doing their homework
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(37)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man who worked in morgue admits to having sex with up to 100 corpses
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(181)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most transparent administration in history is increasingly getting sued over its lack of transparency
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(87)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Being admitted to the detox ward at a hospital is not unusual, but when you're the on-duty surgeon there it tends to get noticed
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Filmmaker documenting good things about Detroit has his car broken into and all of his film equipment stolen. Admittedly it would have been a short film anyway
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian's little sister, admits to skipping out on a bill at a restaurant, then threatens to sue the waitress that exposes her. Must be good to be filthy rich
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(98)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"No plans for Canada invasion," Pentagon leader says after admitting they have plans to invade Canada. Obvious tag goes either way on this one
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"FOIA Denial Officer" is a real job title in the "Most Transparent Administration in History"
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's Revolving Door" This is an outrage because no other administration has ever had their staff leave for jobs on K street
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Fri August 08, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
After finding Lollipop man dead in his home for weeks, Lollipop police investigate but admit they're licked
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(56)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Biden admits to having children outside of the United States
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(42)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
How can we trust this administration is telling the truth about Ebola? What if they use the scare to arrest Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh the first time they cough on the air?
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(130)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man too drunk to open takeout meal container eats his way through the styrofoam container in video that even British admit makes their level of drinking look bad
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(14)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paparazzi company admits to using drones to spy on celebrity homes
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(59)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama Admits To Torture
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(189)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Question raised whether North Carolina restaurant's discount is a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 by discriminating against Christians who take the admonition of Matthew 6:5-6 seriously
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hundreds of rules issued by the Obama administration are "technically illegal," which is the best kind of illegal
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(68)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA admits its agents improperly searched Senate computers. Don't worry, though, they'd never illegally monitor ordinary civilians, that would be wrong
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(82)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists just can't admit giant ice worms causing unexplained holes in Siberia
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(45)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Body of an apparent stowaway found in the wheel well of a U.S. Air Force C-130. Allows your crazy uncle to merge his Ebola-spreading and border-crossing rants into one doomsday scenario
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Tue July 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama admits he had a boyhood crush on Linda Ronstadt. Upon learning this, thousands of Republicans rushed to make a humor joke involving "You're No Good"
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese newscaster, who previously admitted to not knowing what PowerPoint was, suggests that residents facing power outages during heatwave use electric fans to stay cool. This guy is like the anti-Romero or something
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(42)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
It's SysAdmin Day. YOU'RE WELCOME
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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(111)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg admits to being the most recent person to secretly suck on a joint in the White House
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(45)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sad news for Zonie Farkers - Wallace of "Wallace and Ladmo," the longest-running live children's show in television history, has gone to that big Ladmo Bag in the sky
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Star Wars fanatic goes to the dark side, starts charging admission to see his memorabilia
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey sucked and she admits it
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(134)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Student designs new treadmill that washes your clothes, which is an upgrade from subby's treadmill which is just used to store clothes
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(12)
 
(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's second-quarter profit comes in short as the company is being forced to admit that they have completely saturated the market of North American dentists with Harleys and they don't know who else might buy one
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Mon July 21, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
As Buddha has said, 'There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.' Admittedly, Buddha never met this guy
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US confirms that recordings released by the Ukrainian government of phone calls between a Ukrainian separatist leader and Moscow in which he admits downing MH17 are "authentic" which is code for "yeah the NSA was taping that call, too"
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(79)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney admits that, three months before a tourist had several fingers lopped off on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, a twelve year-old boy also had four fingers chopped off on the same ride. But that incident didn't make the news
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Fri July 18, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Is it just me, or does everyone in the Obama administration get everything from watching TV news. Does anyone there know what is even going on
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(119)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Todd Akin sees the error of his ways, admits that women's bodies only shut down during legitimate cases of rape, but are still fully functional during regular old legitimate rape
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(150)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, how successful was stock market performance after 2000 days of Obama? Republicans forced to admit it's a lot of bull
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(56)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama administration decides to not try key Benghazi suspect
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(196)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bright Eyes frontman vindicated after "rape victim" admits she lied for attention, but he won't let that stop him from having a good cry about it
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(126)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salvage crews to begin raising the Concordia this week. Admiral Tolwyn hopes to finish the operation before the Kilrathi can attack again
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(69)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The State)
 
 
 
Admit it. Swiping these two things and making a run for it would have been a perfect caper on a hot summer day. When you were about 13
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(20)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Narcissist [nahr-suh-sist] noun 1. a person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish. 2. a person who derives erotic gratification from admiration of his or her own physical or mental attributes. 3. B-Rawk Obama
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(229)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 23 things you're only pretending to like. Just admit it, you'll feel better
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(280)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The United States is projected to have a $71 billion surplus and the smallest deficit in over six years. THANKS, OBAMA. No, really...thanks. It's like they halcyon days of the Bill Clinton administration
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(112)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
Obama administration's "Coming to Jesus" Moment: Working with the "good" Christians to help out the influx of immigrants
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(245)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
38 Journalism groups, led by the Society of Professional Journalists, complain about Administration suppression of the news. In a demonstration of transparency, Obama expected to pretend not to see the complaint
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Police abandon plans to photograph teen's medically induced erection in Virginia sexting case, admit they pulled a boner
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(120)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
House panel refuses to submit to SEC subpoenas because it's "vague, confusing, overbroad, unduly burdensome, unlikely to lead to the discovery of admissible evidence, and otherwise improper"
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(41)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Navy admits they spent $36 million in the last nine years flying a plane around Cuba every day to broadcast an anti-Castro TV channel the Cubans figured out to block on its first day and whose nickname in Cuba is 'the channel that cannot be seen'
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(88)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Neighbors outraged when house gifted to foster family is sold to rehab facility. Rehab admin reassures neighbors that only 'high net worth' individuals will be housed there, much better than foster kids, right?
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(75)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six out of ten Brits admit to "daredevil" behavior on vacation, risking their life and health by drinking heavily, getting tattooed, bungee jumping and eating a salad once
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(33)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"As a fan, I have to admit to a twinge of awe and even an uncool microsecond of lachrymose emotion at seeing them together again - looking old, as old as the Four Yorkshiremen were supposed to be when they originally did the sketch as young men"
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(35)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Adm. Michelle Howard becomes the first female four-star admiral in the US Navy
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(200)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isis leader calls for judges, doctors, engineers and people with military and administrative expertise to come help him form an Islamic state. Because everyone knows that educated people just LOVE moving to a desert religious hell hole
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(120)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Elton John says Jesus would support gay marriage, then announces he's meeting Vladimir Putin to discuss gay rights. Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(80)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Coheed and Cambria save one of their fans from being evicted from home, though they admit that like the band, he already appeared to be homeless
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(37)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Admiral Akbar says If a woman offers you a four-way with her and her two underage daughters, she's a Fed. Always, every time a Fed
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(75)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
For the 13th time since 2012, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled against the Obama administration. Maybe they should think about hiring a former constitutional law professor as a consultant or something
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(201)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eleven years, over one hundred thousand lives, and $1.7 trillion later, the Iraq War looks a lot more like Vietnam than most of us are willing to admit
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(265)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists achieve a major breakthrough in reducing the cost of solar cell manufacture by replacing toxic & expensive cadmium with an ingredient found in bath salts. Though now there is a small risk the solar cells could freak out & eat your face off
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(60)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Nearly one in six students admit to having had sex while driving, and some say they have had it with a partner
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(54)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evil: Payday loan company sends customers threatening letters from fake lawyers. Evil genius: Then charges extra 'administration fees' for sending them
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(47)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The SEC investigation Sen. Chuck Grassley demanded to find out who in the Obama administration leaked insider information on Medicare changes that let stock traders make a fortune is now focused on a GOP health policy staffer in the House
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(50)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A Wikipedia administrator claims the open-source encyclopedia has a "significant bureaucracy problem." Citation needed
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(71)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal says a "rebellion is brewing in the U.S. with people ready for a hostile takeover of Washington D.C. and the Obama administration." So now the Republicans are making terrorist threats against America
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(425)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Put away your #2 pencil. Hampshire College becomes the first school to ban the SAT/ACT from their admissions process
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(80)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I didn't know Ray Davies' birthday is today. I admit it, you really got me
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(12)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
French admit they treat tourists like piles of self-propelled garbage, vow to change: "Too often we mistake service with servility. The country needs to recover a sense of hospitality"
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(55)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Perry admits he sounded like Rick Perry after opening his mouth
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(66)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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(107)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck admits that liberals were right about something. No, this has nothing to do with something happening back in 1994
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(52)
 
(Conservative Action Reports)
 
 
 
With government support at historic lows across the board, the attempt to target the political right by linking them to extremism is yet another example of the Obama Administration's unrelenting political persecution
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(32)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Apparently in 2014 some people still don't understand how treadmills work
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFA's Bryan Fischer admits live, on the air, that he thinks that Islamic Sharia law would be "preferable to what we have right now" and that "Islamic fundamentalists rightly accuse the US of corrupting the morality of the entire world"
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(101)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
You don't have to be ashamed anymore to admit you love a nice Rose wine
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(74)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton is the most admired President of the past 25 years. Wow, that's like being the one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
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(99)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman is admitted to the hospital to have her ovaries removed, comes out with a 32-week-old baby
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most transparent administration in history advising local police to keep their spying secret
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(70)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Admit it, you'd probably go around committing crimes too if you'd basically been told by the legal system that there will be no meaningful consequences for anything short of murder
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(37)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coach of US team admits there isn't a chance in hell that America will win the World Cup. Glad he cleared that up
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(161)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who came up with the administration's "blame the video" strategy after the Benghazi attacks? You might be surprised to find out it was the current Democratic presidential front-runner
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(95)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When asked about actual policy views, Cantor conqueror David Brat admits he hasn't given it much thought
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dead actress reportedly seen alive before her death, died in her sleep days before being admitted to the hospital with near-fatal .34 BAC
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Obama Administration's narrative on the Bowe Bergdahl release has changed more often than the admin's narrative on ... you know ... BENGHAZI
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(268)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Bank's "hiding in plain sight" plan foiled when kids break into an ATM using the default admin password
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(41)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Battlestar Galactica creator says show was a sophisticated political and social satire of American life in the 1980s rather than just a no-budget Star Wars knockoff for TV
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of lame Fark Admins Fark-blocking your expertly-written and hilarious headlines? Well, you can now always get your links greenlit with this new site
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC sports/academic scandal hits panic mode: star from 2005 championship basketball team admits full-on fraud
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(52)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell, who criticized Obama administration for failing to implement federal law, refuses to confirm member of Obama's cabinet because she would implement federal law
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(65)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier denies that the song "You Oughta Know" is about him, but does admit to once having 10,000 spoons when all he needed was a knife
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Tue June 03, 2014
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Where did the commander of the Navy's Blue Angels allow his pilots to keep their porn stash? In the cockpit, of course
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(51)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Mike Rodgers (R-Misrepresentation) admits that Congress was informed in advance about the POW/Taliban swap, but not in the way they wanted, so Mitt Romney is automatically King of America and Obama is a kite
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Mon June 02, 2014
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Space-X founder, on the unveiling of their latest spacecraft "admitted that when Space-X originally set out to build Dragon version 1, it didn't exactly know how to design a spacecraft." Uh, thanks for telling us now
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man admits to 20-year obsession with instructional VHS that came with DragonStrike board game he got when he was 10. "I've watched this at least once a month. I've pulled this tape out at parties. God help me, I've shown this thing to girls"
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Sat May 31, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Scientists admit they simply made up Polar Bear population numbers to "satisfy public demand"
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(98)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
113-year-old cougar marries 70-year-old toyboy, admits her parents aren't happy about it
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(23)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activists who lobbied government to require abortion doctors have hospital admitting privileges are now lobbying hospitals to revoke abortion doctors' admitting privileges
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(129)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
WTFakistan: Widower of Farzana Parveen, bride stoned to death by her father and brothers, admits he killed his first wife so he could marry Parveen
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
New head of BlackBerry admits he isn't the best person to save the company and that he was only chosen because no one else wanted the job
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(25)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Nice: Ottawa unveils memorial to hometown hero who gave hockey sticks away to neighborhood children. Fark: the memorial actually honors a badminton champion from Guelph with the same name
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Thanks to SCOTUS, Led Zeppelin may finally have to admit they were the music pirates of their day
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(83)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Indicted NY Rep Michael Grimm admits he's guilty- "of trying the hardest and giving 100 percent of myself and putting my heart and soul into representing the people of Staten Island and Brooklyn." Sadly, Fark has no "wanking motion" tag
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(65)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi, determined to have it both ways, admits that Democrats heading into the 2014 midterm elections will not be talking about Obamacare and wishes the Republicans wouldn't mention it either
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Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Colleges are finally offering classes that are more ridiculous than art history and business administration
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(80)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
You're an attorney that just won a $25 million judgement for your client. Do you celebrate by: A) Buying a yacht, B) going to Disney World, C) Ratting out your scumbag client who just admitted all his testimony and evidence were lies and forgeries
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Some Big Government Loving Guy)
 
 
 
Bipartisan vote sends infrastructure modernization bill to President. Not infrastructure you use, peasant, it's for ports that job creators bring in cadmium pet treats and lead toys from China
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist seminary admits Muslim student because he agreed to the school's drinking policy, promises not to recognize them in the liquor store
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man admits to taking a laser pointer and shining it inside the cockpit of a landing airplane because "he just wanted to see what would happen"
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