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Mon January 23, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers create AI platform that outperforms the average American adult on a standard IQ test. Which is not difficult since most American adults still can't find Canada on a world map
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm depressed. You're depressed. We're all depressed. It's hard to stay motivated nowadays. Cheer me up. Difficulty factor x10000: No political jokes, no political memes, etc. Knowing fark, cue the political jokes, memes, etc
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Sun January 22, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
DISASTER STRIKES: Sierra Nevada Brewing Company announces massive beer recall
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Fri January 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you didn't think today could get any worse feast your eyes on the trailer for Adam Sandler's next direct-to-Netflix movie "Sandy Wexler"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
DC loved meeting with The Rock so much, they're giving his own solo Black Adam movie
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(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP across Canada, lose connection to CPIC database. No record, warrant, license plate or ID checks. Evidently this can happen now
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a quick look at Liberals' shopping lists for today: Milk, bread, water, dehydrated food, guns, ammo, liquor, smokes, Faraday cages and unregistered vehicles. Gonna be a gooood weekend
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thinking about fleeing the US to Canada because of Trump? Sure, that is the sensible thing to do, but have you thought about moving to Japan?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
When asked about the issues of trying to become a Canadian citizen. Justin Trudeau, "...my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland so I do have some idea of the challenges it takes to come to Canada..." What?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
So yeah, Erik Estrada is not too thrilled about the upcoming movie adaptation of "CHiPs"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
The most hated man in baseball is looking to go back to the most hated city in Canada
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IMF: Well, because of Trump and Brexit, let's pin all our hopes on Canada. (We're doomed)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada finds the bright side of a Donald Trump presidency: "Obama has been president for eight years so we haven't had an excuse to be really smug for a while. But now there will be nothing but smugness coming out of Canada"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Foreigners likely tried to influence Canada's election. This news makes me hot blooded
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Sun January 15, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Canada having trouble assembling team for World Baseball Classic this March. Freddie Freeman and Russell Martin are set at 1B and SS, but pitching staff will include Ryan Dempster and Eric Gagne, and washed-up Justin Morneau will DH
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... Cyclist and car get in a shoving match. Mostly the car really
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Sat January 14, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada will soon be legalizing recreational marijuana...is a sentence the folks that opened a retail weed outlet in a Banff mall should have read more closely
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A new era is upon us after a Nevada woman dies of a bacterial infection that is resistant to every single antibiotic approved for use in the United States
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Fri January 13, 2017
(The British Library)
 
 
 
Physical chemists aren't trying to brag or anything, but they just produced hydrogen from paraffin waxes through microwave degradation using a ruthenium catalyst, cuz it's not bragging if you can do it, biatch
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Tue January 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats keep ignoring Wisconsin. Though to be fair, it is Wisconsin and the Packer fans are just not worth the headache
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(Aleteia)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care in Canada is so bad that senior citizens are having 'Don't euthanize me' tattoos done
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first trailer for The Handmaid's Tale, Hulu's adaptation of the Margaret Atwood classic, stars Elisabeth Moss as a woman living under the totalitarian regime of the end result of having Tom Price in charge of Health and Human Services
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best book-to-screen adaptations ... as well as the ones which made you want to throw the book at the screen in disgust
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Actual story, people in Vancouver are desperately looking for salt and sand to deal with "snow and ice". The rest of Canada points and laughs. And laughs. And laughs
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Team USA overcomes two 2-goal deficits against Canada to win gold at the World Hockey Juniors
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here are Canada's top-secret plans for when the Queen dies: "The minute a sovereign dies, officials will be immediately issued with black ties and armbands. Black ribbons will be hung on portraits and all fiddle recitals will be cancelled"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam 'Pacman' Jones uses the Chewbacca defense, saying his arrest does not make sense
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here's a picture of Rafael Nadal holding a koala, your day is now better
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So that guy's service howler monkey might not be legit?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bengals DB Adam "Pac-Man" Jones lets his ghosts get to him again. This time it was Clyde
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's the worst idea of the year, and it's only one day in: "Defence and technology group QinetiQ has built 'stealth' wind turbines which barely show up on radar. The giant turbines, each 400 feet high, appear on radar systems as four feet high"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's winter in Canada, so that means thieves stop stealing cars and begin stealing ice-fishing shacks instead
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Adam Vinatieri - the NFL's oldest player at 44 - needs to make one field goal on Sunday to trigger a $500,000 contract incentive. Expect Colts to go for it on every fourth down
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Well, looks like Scott Adams is a climate change denier now
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Nevada leaks personal data of 11,700 future targets for Jeff Sessions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama designates 1.65 million acres in Utah and Nevada as national monuments. Chaffetz chafed, chiefs chuffed
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
The lasting image of Gonzaga's failure as a basketball program is the crying Adam Morrison. Is this the season that the Zags make their first Final Four run?
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Richard Adams can no longer tell us about the bunnies
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Canada's border guards could throw a weird and elaborate party with all they confiscated at the border in 2016. Booze, shatter, bacon, guns, porn, a horse, a small plane, and $100,000 of gold jewelry were some of the items people tried to smuggle"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Sir/Madam, we are the daughters of the late Canadian Head of State who died recently. Please, we need your assistance to make this happen and please; You have absolutely nothing to lose in assisting us instead, you have so much to gain
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Some Jedi)
 
 
 
Photoshop This Instructional Padawan
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Fri December 23, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canada's long national nightmare is finally over. Encarnacion signs with the Cleveland Indians, the team that knocked the Blue Jays out of the playoffs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
EU reaches deal banning most semi-automatic weapons to prevent terrorist attacks. Except Kalashnikovs, we all can agree those are pretty badass
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canada's punk princess slams Mark Zuckerberg for 'bullying' Nickelback
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A Swedish doctor nicknamed 'Dr Anal' because of his controversial massage techniques to cure ailments such as headaches could soon be allowed to work again"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europe's most wanted man 'slipped off radar.' See, that's why you need to put handholds on those things
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada, Canadians continue Canada-ing as usual
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah, Trump, you just watch yourself, or we'll respond with Canada's weapons of mass destruction...RABID BEAVERS
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
To make a Browns-Bills recap even remotely readable, a writer resorts to clickbait, loading his story with search terms
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Watch Faraday Future's electric SUV in a drag race against a Bentley Bentayga, Ferrari 488 GTB, and Tesla Model X P100D
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fishing communities in Madagascar struggle due to its disappearing coral. It's disappearing, Coral
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Fri December 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The McDonald's of the Philippines opens its first restaurant in Canada, serving classic breakfast items spaghetti and fried chicken
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Group called "Unite for America", which is saying the electors should reject Trump because he's a tool of Putin, is hosting its uniteforamerica.org website in Canada
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Harder to get out of your head than elves in leather pants, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? What under the radar games, please list genre(s) as well, have you been playing that other Farkers may want to get?
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Thu December 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Adama to declare himself president. Laura Roslin, Quorum of Twelve remain defiant
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(CBC)
 
 
 
28 Americans claimed refugee status in Canada last month. Syrian refugees unavailable for comment
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One traveler's horror story when Border Patrol agents caught her trying to re-enter the U.S. from Canada while smuggling deadly contraband--Kinder Eggs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The big threats in Canada: 1) polar vortex 2) polar bears 3) car-licking moose
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear scientists: Maybe God made Eve from Adam's penis bone. Ever think of that?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU will turn to Canada to run their offense
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
My wife went to a tamalada (tamale making party) today. An old Latino Christmastime tradition. What kind of holiday traditions do you have?
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Sun December 11, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The companies that sell winter coats and outdoor gear in Canada to Canadians are complaining that Canada is so cold this December it's hurting their business: "We're getting kicked in the teeth"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Why Yukon Cornelius is the most badass character ever
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Canada has decided to put the woman who fought segregation on the $10 bill. Hero tag for Ms. Desmond
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
James Tiberius Kirk is Neil deGrasse Tyson's favorite Star Trek captain. Reportedly for being a badass over here
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to purchase the new McDonald's waffle fries? Simple, just get in your car and point it north ... towards Canada
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Wed December 07, 2016
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Before "The Far Side" -- WAY before it -- was "Krazy Kat," an absurd, Dadaist comic strip that was read by the intellectuals of its day
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The first car in Canada took to the roads 150 years ago this weekend, and you can still see it stuck in the snowdrift it wound up in
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Tue December 06, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau discusses improvements in Canada's refugee system. Expects huge increase around January 20th. Everyone should dress warmly
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know the weather's farked in Canada when even cop cars and snowplows can't avoid epic wipeouts on a snowy incline. (Video included)
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Sun December 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Canada Post puts up new "super mailbox", eh? Still Not News: They change the locks, eh? FARK: They accidentally lock the new keys *inside*, eh? Take off, ya hoser
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
By now, we all know the Internet Archive wants to back itself up in Canada. Here's why
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Thu December 01, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda to adapt the Kingkiller Chronicles into a movie, TV series and stage production. All before book 3 comes out
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The U.S. has mysterious black helicopters, Canada has mysterious blue helicopters
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What's the POV like from a Brazilian motorcycle cop during a high speed chase through São Paulo traffic? Pretty badass
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Following Trump's victory, the Internet Archive decides to pack its data and move to Canada
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you have a show with everyone from Mythbusters except Jamie and Adam, is it still the same show? Signs point to "yes"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Mondays suck. So, I present you with a dose of anti-suck, which would be Comicbookgirl19 giving us all of the X-MEN's history in comics. The whole enchilada. No stone left unturned. You get the idea
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Sun November 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Canada, some people are losing patience with the pace of marijuana legalization. "We know how to sell pot. We know how to grow it. We know how to buy it, we know how to smoke it"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Anne Rice has hinted that she may be adapting her Vampire Chronicles book series into an open-ended TV series "of the highest quality"
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Will Nickelodeon recapture the '90s nostalgia with their movie adaptation of the forgotten, lamented game show Legends of the Hidden Temple? Or have fans of the series outgrown such nonsense? Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Nick
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland. Once again it's an all prime time hockey Saturday. The puck drops on the first flight of games at 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Voyeur's Motel, a planned Dreamworks and Sam Mendes adaptation of the Gay Talese nonfiction novel about a hotelier who built spy holes to watch guests have sex, has been scrapped after the story was disproved
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Canada has come to their senses and decided to remove themselves from the F-35 boondoggle
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Review of 'Bad Santa 2': There will always be an audience for "comedic" scenes involving the use of F-bombs, D-jokes, vomiting, urination, prostitution, masturbation and other various forms of ... lewd human degradation
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear World: poutine lip balm. Love, Canada
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey America: Canada needs 110,000 unskilled people to work in the field at harvest. Just sayin'
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Dementia is declining despite aging and sickness. Wha? Who am I? Who are all you people? Why is this spiffy? Who uses the word spiffy nowadays? Go away. I have a delivery business to run. Get to work or I'll dock your pay
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Physics don't care. Physics is really pretty badass. It has no regard for any other animal whatsoever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kickers set an NFL record by missing a dozen PATs, since nowadays the extra point is no longer a gimme like it used to be
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Sat November 19, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Half of Canada's population is going to be glued to the TV tonight when the puck drops on Habs/Leafs @ 7PM ET. Until then we've got Lighting/Flyers @1PM ET and Devils/Kings @ 4PM ET. Oh yeah, there are other games @ 7PM ET too. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to introduce American-born pandas to China, they struggle with adapting to the local language and cuisine
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Within a week of Trump being elected Mexico & Canada have agreed to review NAFTA, the DEFCON level dropped and the US dollar has reached a 14-year high
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Will all countries who haven't ramped up their bigotry in the wake of Trump's election please step forward? Not so fast there, Canada
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Siffy to adapt Stranger in a Strange Land for TV, most likely as a part of the Sharknado franchise
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's difference between Canada and the US: when digging their own graves, Canadians use a backhoe, not an election
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Boston prepares to receive its annual $250,000 gift from the taxpayers of Canada. Merry Frickin' Christmas eh
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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Sat November 12, 2016
(eNews Channel Africa)
 
 
 
A major casino in Canada hit by a cyber attack? What are the odds, eh?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Marijuana vending carts still illegal in Canada, even if you declare 'No Minors' on it in stick-on letters
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Because moving to Canada is stupid and won't fix anything, Americans unhappy with Trump's victory are calling on Queen Elizabeth to revoke America's independence instead
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The last person to vote in America on Election Night was a Alaskan teacher in the remote town of Adak out on the Aleutian chain
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tired of football and need a weird MLB highlight? How about that time Adam Dunn hit a home run into another state. From Ohio into Kentucky
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Wed November 09, 2016
(KTXS Abilene)
 
 
 
For those of you that are packing your bags and heading to Canada due to the recent election, you might want to check to see if there are any...barriers...that might hinder your entry into the great White North
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to move to Canada
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You can now cycle across Canada without leaving your computer: "The bike is connected to Google Maps using a micro-controller which overpowers the keys on her computer keyboard. A magnet and a Hall sensor calculate the circumference of her wheels"
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Canada has ebola
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Not trying to instill U.S. panic, but the Canada immigration website has just crashed
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin sighs, pulls out the wig and make up, asks Lorne if he can broadcast from Canada. It's your Election Thread #7
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Not a Damn Horse Race is a horse race again, as Americans start wondering how easy it is to sneak into Canada without being noticed. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 5: Don't stop drinking
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear America: you wouldn't like it here. We put socialisms in the water. No one is armed. Bison roam the streets. Sincerely, Canada"
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada judge to Trump Campaign: get over yourself
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tomorrow night, when Nevada turns blue on the map and Trump sees all his hopes and dreams turn to ash, he will look up, and he will see "crazy, broken Harry Reid and his corrupt political machine." smiling back at him and waving
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Canada thinks America's voting process is utterly idiotic
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canada posted its largest trade deficit ever in September and it's all the fault of this one ship from South Korea
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Fri November 04, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
AL.com asks the toughest question of this election cycle: Did Nostradamus predict Donald Trump?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada: "Hi America, I know you're busy, but did you lose something?" Geiger counter: "Click. Click. Clickclickclickclickclick"
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Candidate risk assessment according to Scott Adams
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Starship Troopers may be "too controversial" to be adapted faithfully; nevertheless, nearly twenty years after it was first attempted, someone is going to try
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Don't look now but North Carolina, Florida, Ohio and Nevada have all turned red on FiveThirtyEight's election forecast giving Trump 244 EVs to Clinton's 292
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Tue November 01, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney working on a live-adaptation of Snow White, because we've not had one of those before
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(Time)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Canada and adorable little son wear the most clever costumes of 2016. Go home, Trump, you're drunk
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Over 1/3 of lay-about, lazy, overpaid federal workers will quit if The Donald becomes President. Will they also move to Canada?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Vast Clinton-backed left wing conspiracy targets hero of the masses Scott Adams. No, really. Stop laughing
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannabis sales set to surpass alcohol when Canada legalises it next year
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is a Universal Basic Income the answer to the growing lack of jobs? Canada is going to run a trial next year
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine a model rocket, a butane lighter, a USS Voyager model, an undying love for "The Fifth Element," and 17 years of effort? Adam Savage's finally completed movie accurate Zorg ZF-1 replica
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
So, what's Scott Adams is up to with two weeks to go til the election ... oh dear lord. Not even Catbert would sink this low
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Soon Nevada may have more than one way to make money. Oil, and lots of it
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Demonic melted wax Madame Tussauds statue and alt right lich queen Ann "Vlaakith" Coulter says "every ethnic group except whites bloc-votes for the Democrats; the Democrats have brought in 40 million nonwhite immigrants" to marginalize whites
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadians told to get used to living smaller houses because Canada is running out of Canada to build on or something
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European Union political leader fears Canada has made them the "laughingstock of the world," and now EU leaders are desperately trying to salvage what little credibility they have left
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, that attack on a police college in Pakistan that killed over 30 students today just slipped under everybody's radar?
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Scott Adams produces step by step guide to convince all your friends to never read Dilbert again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Belgium says they cannot sign an EU free-trade pact with Canada because of staunch regional opposition from its Walloons. The rest of Europe accuses Belgium of making those guys up, and says they should create a more convincing name next time
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Michael Adams can pinpoint the exact moment profanity moved into the mainstream, and it's with the launch of a 1978 gross-out movie: 'Since Animal House, we're all a little vulgar'"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A review of the BBC's newest original hit, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, based on the classic Douglas Adams novel
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Have some spare time on your hands? Love the great outdoors? Why not hike the Trans Canada Trail...only 13,000 miles long, no big deal
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Dammit Janet, they just can't leave well enough alone and have to time warp again back to the 70s to reboot yet another... classic? LaVerne Cox and Adam Lambert star in Fox's reboot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 8 PM ET on... well, Fox
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
There are two big advantages to being a bullfighter known as "The Pirate." (1) It's a badass nickname. (2) When a bull gores you in your eye socket it's no problem because you lost that eye to a bull five years ago
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Carville declares the Trump campaign dead in a fundraising email, then asks if people want tacos or enchiladas
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven years of negotiations wasted as Canada-EU trade deal threatens to fall apart thanks to a handful of Belgians. Let nobody say the European Union doesn't work
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Mon October 17, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tell America It's Great campaign starts in Canada to cheer up Americans: "As their closest friends and neighbours, we should remind them no matter how bad things might seem now, there are lots of reasons why we think they're still pretty great"
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hottest real estate market in Canada changes from Vancouver to ... Halifax?
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Sat October 15, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland, Hockey Night in Canada is back. Tonight, you get a prime time game, and you get a prime time game, everybody gets a prime time game. Puck drops at 7pm EST, SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri October 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays take on the Cleveland Indians in Game 1 of the AL Championship Series with Estrada vs Kluber tonight starting at 8:00pm eastern on TBS
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Demented sociopath and second-rate Adam Sandler Jim Carrey has hired a team of private detectives to try and dig up dirt on his late girlfriend's family
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
How long does vac-packed, flash-frozen meat keep in the freezer? I understand the degradation of quality, but at what point does it actually become unfit for consumption?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
More than half of all Democrats (53 percent) and Republicans (56 percent) hold the view that what American realy needs is a new political party, but three out of four (74 percent) of the growing number of independents especially are adamant about this
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Wed October 12, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada has a problem with softwood. I believe they have a pill for that nowadays
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(National Post)
 
 
 
You knew this was coming. Canada's PC crowd has a problem with the name Cleveland Indians. They want the media to simply refer to them as Cleveland. Subby would suggest the name Hellhole but that may confuse people with Detroit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you and your friends are planning to run up to Canada next year for your 21st birthday and celebrate with some legal marijuana, are you? Subby suggests that you hold off on making your reservations for now
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Filthy comedy film franchise "Ted" still big in Japan, thanks to nation's love of plushies and to Japanese adapters who intentionally lost rated-R scenes and language in translation to make it seem family-friendly. Here's Ted's Tokyo pop-up cafe
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Victory is ours, Victory is ours. Great day in the morning, America. Victory is ours. Canada. Fetch me the finest muffins and bagels in the land. Today we drink from the keg of victory
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Fri October 07, 2016
(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
Vicejay here -- updating my hurricane site w/ local coastal radars, stay safe all
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What could be more bonkers than Adam West as Batman fighting William Shatner as Two-Face? I'll wait
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(Slate)
 
 
 
According to Slate, Scott Adams is an insufferable douche. Thus he is the key to understanding Trump. There is logic, but reading about increased the doucheness factor beyond my ability to continue....*BT stbY22la...l*^@%@t
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump supporters adamant that the only way he can lose is by Democrats cheating
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The whole state of Nevada has been wrong all along
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a rally in Nevada today Trump offers the most Trumpian take possible on last night's debate: "Mike Pence did an incredible job and I'm getting a lot of credit"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Study: Thanks to the Internet, Canadian millennials view themselves as global citizens and don't have as big of an emotional connection to Canada as older generations. Reporter: Canadian millennials don't have much love for Canada
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Giada DeLaurentiis poses partially topless and trilobite purple monkey dishwasher and you never even got to dishwasher (SFW)
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For those considering moving to Canada if your favorite sociopath does not win in November, here's how you get citizenship
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Fancy conquering Mount Everest? This absolute badass has a few tips
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Mon October 03, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you noticed that your American Airlines flight attendants are finding it difficult to smile, it might be because their new uniforms are causing headaches, hives and itching
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
61% of Coloradans are happy with pot legalization. "They said it would hurt the economy, but the economy is booming. They said it would hurt tourism, but we have more visitors spending more money than ever"
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Sat October 01, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Adam Reed confirms Archer will end with season ten. Guess we're not doing phrasing anymore
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Thu September 29, 2016
(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Can Team Europe stay alive? Can Team Canada can-can their way to a championship? Can Tim Hortons FINALLY get Subby's order right? World Cup of Hockey championship round Game 2 @ 8 PM ET (ESPN2, CBC, TVAS)
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can you correctly pronounce ALL the words in this sentence: "Feeling lackadaisical, I attended a concert of a flautist wearing haute couture, then stopping afterwards for a meal of bouillon with endive, two gyros and ice cream with mascarpone"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams thinks Hillary was drugged at last night's debate: "She had the look of someone whose doctors had engineered 90 minutes of alertness for her just for this event"
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(World Cup of Hockey)
 
 
 
Will Canadians be satisfied with anything less than a sweep? Do people finally understand what the hell Team Europe is? It's Canada/Europe Game 1 @ 8pm in the World Cup of Hockey's best of three championship round (ESPN, CBC, TVAS)
source: ice.wch2016.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

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