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Wed June 19, 2013

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		Climate talks change from curbing CO2 to old adage: If you can't stop it, get ready for it source: wisconsingazette.com \| share:	(129)

Fri June 14, 2013

Nevada, home of legal brothels, gambling, no income tax, no auto emissions tests, 24 hour bars, and loose gun laws, finally adds something fun: Medical marijuana

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Thu June 13, 2013

You know how Canada produces the best goalies in the world? No, you don't know that, because it hasn't been true for years. USA USA

source: sportsnet.ca | share:

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Wed June 12, 2013


		Islam's version of "family friendly": An all-male soap opera will debut in Egypt during Ramadan as an alternative to the dirty shows that anger God by showing women and men together source: businessweek.com \| share:	(50)
		Ringo Starr's classic tune Octopus's Garden being adapted into a children's book source: 411mania.com \| share:	(25)

Tue June 11, 2013

		Canada has gone four years without winning a World Junior Championship, so naturally they put their nose to the grindstone and work hard to get back on top. Just kidding, they ban European goalies from their junior leagues because they're too good source: ca.sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(30)
		For the last couple months the GOP has been hammering Obama over non scadalous "scandals" like Benghazi, and the iRS. But now when they get the real thing, complete with abuses of power and lying to Congress, they've gone strangely silent source: nationaljournal.com \| share:	(283)

Mon June 10, 2013

		Adam "PacMan" Jones arrested; this is not a repeat of July 2005, February 2006, August 2006, or February 2007 source: nesn.com \| share:	(22)

		Teenager falls from window, breaks her back in five places, winds up paralyzed from waist down. Decides that squeezing into a Little Tykes car in hospital playroom is fun. Gets stuck, twists to get out. Tada, no more paralysis source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(67)

Sun June 09, 2013

Jeff Flake shows why libertarian politicians are some tough badasses who need no government to survive

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Fri June 07, 2013

		Canada's has its own Game of Thrones battle going on in Parliament. In keeping with nationalistic stereotypes, it is boring and naturally Quebec has a problem with it source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	(35)
		Bridges of Madison County headed to Broadway in a new musical adaptation. Unfortunately, Clint Eastwood will not be reprising his starring role, having already committed himself to Paint Your Wagon 2 source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(20)

Thu June 06, 2013

When secretly testing new type of chaff, maybe deploying it should be someplace without local TV stations' weather radars. Just sayin'

source: whnt.com | share:

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Wed June 05, 2013

You can come out from your fortified bunkers: The Great Cicada Invasion has been cancelled

source: nymag.com | share:

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Tue June 04, 2013

Mon June 03, 2013

Glorious news, comrades. We are now free to be Nevadan Communists

source: seattlepi.com | share:

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Sun June 02, 2013

		Ninety-year-old plans to spend his birthday Monday flying around Niagara Falls for a couple hours, seeing how many fighters he can persuade the US and Canada to scramble source: foxnews.com \| share:	(13)
		20,000 kg of food aid from Canada to Oklahoma tornado victims denied entry to the US. Your government at work source: cbc.ca \| share:	(98)

Sat June 01, 2013

Air Canada unveils new flight attendant uniforms heavily influenced by hipster fashion. Any true hipster would go back to trashy miniskirt retro-70s look, but this just shows Canadians are so hip, they don't aimlessly follow hipster trends

source: businessweek.com | share:

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Fri May 31, 2013

And the award for the biggest badass in the bird world goes to:

source: shortlist.com | share:

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Thu May 30, 2013

		Pacer v. Heat Game 5. 83% of those teams that win Game 5 when the moon is full, and a Democrat is president, and Canada sells maple syrup, go on to win the series. LeBron goes superman on the Pacers or Pacers go all teamwork on the Heat? TNT 8:30 pm source: nba.com \| share:	(539)
		NYT: "Companies don't care if you went to a school like Yale. In this market, they are just looking for people with the capacity to adapt." Yale Student: "You mean, people like those us who have proven we're capable? That's what Yale is for" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(102)
		Remember that cop that pepper sprayed students at a protest last year? He has a young padawan source: liveleak.com \| share:	(11)

Wed May 29, 2013

Man: I have really bad headaches. Doctor: Well, they could be caused by that pencil that's been lodged in your head for the past 15 years

source: ibtimes.com | share:

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Tue May 28, 2013

Miss Universe Canada's voting system has apparently been outsourced to Diebold

source: thestar.com | share:

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Mon May 27, 2013

		Here are 5 celebrities you did not know were badass soldiers, because we are going to put happy trees over there, right maggot? source: cracked.com \| share:	(188)
		Canada's new bank notes smell like maple syrup. What's that all aboot? source: www2.macleans.ca \| share:	(52)
		Naked, on all fours, pulling up grass in someone's yard, grinning and giggling and telling police "Adam and Eve" is apparently no way to go through the weekend, young lady source: pottstown.patch.com \| share:	(77)

Sun May 19, 2013

Back when Subby was a kid, we didn't have robotics competitions in school. Nor did we have robotics-nerd girls who went on to win beauty pageants. Damn, you kids nowadays are lucky

source: midweek.com | share:

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Sat May 18, 2013

Born in Canada? Check. Father is Cuban? Check. Living in Texas and Mother is red blooded American? Congrats You're eligible to be President And hey, let's forget all that birther nonsense from last election cycle? mmmkay?

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Fri May 17, 2013

		Earthquake hits Eastern Canada. Tremblement de terre frappe l'Est du Canada source: cnn.com \| share:	(55)
		Canada launched polymer bank notes to stop counterfeiting. New problem: no one is checking the notes because they think its impossible to counterfeit source: winnipegfreepress.com \| share:	(54)

Wed May 15, 2013

		Canada soon to experience influx of illegal aliens source: cbc.ca \| share:	(36)
		Hello, Chicago, and hockey fans in Canada and Detroit. Just The One tonight, with the Wings off to the East next year, the next time this match-up happens will be for The Cup. You stop laughing Right now. Puck drops @8E source: nhl.com \| share:	(577)

Tue May 14, 2013

Yada, yada, yada, May 14th marks the 15th anniversary of the "Seinfeld" finale

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Sun May 12, 2013

		Iron Man 3 is still golden at the box office, its $75 million weekend making it the top film at the box office. Baz Luhrmann's unfaithful adaptation of The Great Gatsby is a big #2 with $52 million, and the latest Tyler Perry film bombs source: deadline.com \| share:	(73)
		Feast on cicadas: "The Shrimp of the Land". Go on foodies, do it. I dare ya source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share:	(112)

Sat May 11, 2013

		Cop issues speeding ticket, admits he has no radar training. "I just guessed it. I have no time for training or nothing like that in radar" source: liveleak.com \| share:	(33)
		Baz Luhrmann thinks F. Scott Fitzgerald would be "very happy" with his film adaptation, failing to realize that all of Hollywood is currently powered by Fitzgerald's spinning grave source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(71)

Thu May 09, 2013

		Meanwhile, In Canada: goat rides horse source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(24)
		The best--and worst--movies based on books. Basically, no one should try to adapt The Great Gatsby source: rollingstone.com \| share:	(135)

Wed May 08, 2013

		When tapeworms start burrowing their way into your brain, it's time to stop volunteering in Madagascar source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(63)
		Meet William Hornaday, who after spending the first part of his life traveling the globe and killing just about every exotic animal he could find, helped found the American conservation and environmentalist movements source: slate.com \| share:	(138)
		You've seen the first trailer for the movie adaptation of Ender's Game - now it's time to pick it apart frame-by-frame and uncover the secrets hiding in each second source: io9.com \| share:	(73)
		17 year cicadas horrified to learn about 9/11 source: theonion.com \| share:	(11)

Tue May 07, 2013

Tour of Adam Savage's home office

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Mon May 06, 2013

Will Cena's bad ankle miraculously heal itself? Does Vince have Bork Laser insurance? How will Ziggles, Thwagger and Alberto up the ante for their upcoming ladder match? It's your WWE Raw discussion thread 8pm on USA (15 minutes late in Canada)

source: wwe.com | share:

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Sun May 05, 2013

In adapting The Great Gatsby, Baz Luhrmann has chosen a novel that requires depth, irony, and nuance, something the director is incapable of

source: pastemagazine.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

Fifteen reasons why Luke Skywalker is a whiny biatch. Wait, no, sorry "badass hero." Who wanted to go to Toshii station and pick up some power converters

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013

		First season of Big Brother Canada ends in major controversy when jury member accidentally votes for the wrong person. Bonus: When she casts her vote, she claims to be "150% Confident" source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	(23)
		Islamic extremists in Canada succeed in getting a Pam Geller event canceled in what is an obvious victory of either creeping Sharia or Canadian decency source: americanthinker.com \| share:	(141)
		7 badass actors who sacrificed their body for art. No joke. These are kinda badass source: filmschoolrejects.com \| share:	(62)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Fancy a headache? Check out the new poster for Man of Steel source: shortlist.com \| share:	(98)
		Canada's Mark Carney to Alan Greenspan, "way to scew up the global economy you hack" source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	(16)

Sat April 27, 2013

J.J. Abrams to adapt Stephen King's "11/22/63" for TV

source: deadline.com | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

What's the difference between a 'cut' and a 'laceration'? Just ask the folks who purchased these recalled Giada De Laurentiis lasagne pans

source: consumerist.com | share:

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Thu April 25, 2013

		Americans are going to Canada for college now because tuition is too damn high source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(216)
		Boston Beer Company (maker of Sam Adams) tries to trademark "Boston Strong", you know, for charity source: boston.com \| share:	(63)
		'Lone Ranger' Armie Hammer to star in 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' big-screen adaptation. Bad news: He has to co-star with Tom Cruise. Worst news: Guy Ritchie is set to direct source: deadline.com \| share:	(47)

Tue April 23, 2013

Okay, this petition has just the right level of absurd to get some Fark love... Let's help to turn Canada's effort at the world's largest erection into the world's largest goal light for the playoffs

source: change.org | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

		Jay Mohr calls for repeal of Second Amendment on Twitter. Tag is for Adam Baldwin's response source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(418)
		Badass New Zealand MP gives hilarious speech thoroughly rebuking the anti-gay elements in his country like a farking boss source: youtube.com \| share:	(158)
		If, for some reason you still aren't a fan of Canada's greatest band, Rush, here are ten songs that will convert you source: popmatters.com \| share:	(169)

Mon April 15, 2013

		With $1319 annual per-capita booze expense, the Yukon is Canada's hardest-drinking province. Er, territory. What'sh the differenshe anyway, eh? Have a beer source: cbc.ca \| share:	(51)
		State of Nevada provides proof that Greyhound is full of mental patients. As Nevada is the ones buying the tickets for them. Obvious beats Asinine for touching his stuff source: sacbee.com \| share:	(26)
		Mr. Trudeau is elected the leader of the Liberal Party of Canada. This is not a repeat from 1972 source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	(93)

Sun April 14, 2013

		Soviet-era automotive history comes to an end as the last Lada Classics hit the showroom. That's not tears I'm shedding, that's leaking coolant source: gma.yahoo.com \| share:	(43)
		After 2011 federal crackdown, America's community of online poker players has emigrated to Canada to continue plying their trade. "There aren't a lot of professions you can have at 22 where you can be anywhere in the world" source: torontoist.com \| share:	(21)

Sat April 13, 2013

		A 16 yr. old girl saves her badass 79 year old neighbor who got trapped under a tree. The neighbor was chopping down the tree herself. (Video) source: ajc.com \| share:	(38)
		For some unknown reason, Canada approves a new bridge to Detroit source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(84)

Fri April 12, 2013

Cicada, you can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

Will Austin Aries and Bobby Rooooo retain the tag team belts and split the Stereotypes up? Will 5 time NWA Champ "newcomer" Adam Pearce win his gut check? Can Bubba Ray's calves smoke Jeff Hardy in FULL METAL MAYHEM on TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike?

source: impactwrestling.com | share:

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Wed April 10, 2013

The wait is finally over. "Birdemic 2: The Resurrection" will be premiering at this years Tromadance Film Festival

source: vilereviews.com | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

Adam Sandler saw Shaq's penis, had a conversation with it

source: teamcoco.com | share:

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Mon April 08, 2013

Now that he's achieved redemption, who will Cena battle as the scrappy, WWE Champion underdog? Will we finally get to see Tons of Funkadactyls vs. Rhodes Scholarellas? Can Raw compete with the NCAA title game? It's your RAW thread, 8pm Eastern on USA

source: bleacherreport.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013

Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D. adaptation may get retitled, because ABC doesn't want fans to think it will involve an amoral strike team headed by The Commish

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Sat April 06, 2013

	Mexicans fined in Canada for trying to export: A) Guns, B) Drugs, C) Polar bears? source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(27)
	English pub carved from flaming wrecks of 1588 Spanish Armada, which survived the firebombs of the Nazis, ordered to paint over woodwork in case it catches fire. Beer will still be warm source: thisisplymouth.co.uk \| share:	(81)
	Millions of underground bugs with orange legs, red eyes, and clear wings with orange veins, that have been sucking fluids from tree roots, are about to burst from the earth in the biggest inundation of Magicicada septendecim since Brood X source: lohud.com \| share:	(68)
(Chockadoc)	A documentary about hypertext? Yawn... By Douglas Adams and featuring Tom Baker? SOLD source: chockadoc.com \| share:	(11)

Fri April 05, 2013

Semi-automatic rifle used by Adam Lanza during Newtown school shooting upgraded to fully automatic weapon by President Obama

source: whitehouse.gov | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

The pizzaburger has landed IN CANADA

source: shortlist.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

Elections Canada charges junior Tory staffer for involvement in robocall scandal directing voters to wrong polling station. Prosecutors are packing their bags after receiving a phone call saying the trial has been moved to Iqaluit

source: edmontonjournal.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

		Not news: Shots fired at U.S. Border Patrol agents. News: In Washington State. Fark: One suspect escaped INTO Canada source: foxnews.com \| share:	(58)
		Most nationalistic headline of the day, eh: "Visa spat with Canada settled over a double-double at Tim Hortons in UAE" source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	(34)

Sun March 31, 2013

Sorry you were shot in the legs defending our country, injured veteran. But mall policy is mall policy

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

So Robin is a badass main character in Spanish comics, eh? This is among the 5 iconic characters who got radical reboots in foreign countries

source: cracked.com | share:

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Thu March 28, 2013

Meanwhile, in Canada... couple lose fourth child to the government for something dad did when he was 12. .. wait now... read the rest of it

source: ottawacitizen.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

President Obama designates five new National Monuments, including the Hope & Change reflecting pool, the statue of an American standing in the Unemployment Line and the Drones Are Badass zip-line park

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Sun March 24, 2013

What happens when we let children vote? They give top prizes for acting to Kristen Stewart, music to Justin Bieber, and voiceover work to Adam Sandler

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Fri March 22, 2013

Have you ever tried to set a high score on those roadside radar warning signs that show your speed? Someone in Orangeville is now playing the home version

source: orangeville.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Mattel unveils their Adam West/Burt Ward Batman & Robin two-pack, complete with roof-scaling replica

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Wed March 20, 2013

		Was inbreeding common among early humans? Well, remember, Adam and Eve did beget all of humanity source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(55)
		Feature film adaptation of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps gets a director source: collider.com \| share:	(19)

Tue March 19, 2013

Explosion at Hawthorne Army Depot in Nevada during a Marine training exercise, multiple fatalities reported

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Sun March 17, 2013

Rafa Nadal and Ben Stiller schooled by Del Potro and a nine-year-old girl

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Fri March 15, 2013

What happens when HBO's Game of Thrones runs out of books to adapt?

source: io9.com | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

The Engineering News-Record is not usually a must-read magazine... except when they publish their annual collection of the best engineering photography of the year. Come for the boom, the big bada boom

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Mon March 11, 2013

Today is Douglas Adam's birthday, so stick a fish in your ear and don't panic

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Sun March 10, 2013

		Canada vs. USA. Winner advances. Loser goes home. It's exactly like the War of 1812, only it's in Arizona. (4pm EST, MLB Network) source: web.worldbaseballclassic.com \| share:	(164)
		"...Warton, a scientist, says she was horrified when she opened a homeschool science textbook and found a picture of Adam and Eve putting a saddle on a dinosaur" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(378)

Sat March 09, 2013

Is ten inches of snow in Flagstaff a sure sign of global warming? Will the pot dispensaries still be open in Denver in a blizzard? Will the Plains get all wet like your Mom? It's your official Winter Storm Triton discussion thread (w/radar of storm)

source: weather.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

		Last month Chase Utley told Roy Halladay to "drill more batters", apparently forgetting that he occasionally qualifies as a "batter". Drillarity ensues source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(19)
		"Adam" now thought to have lived 340,000 years ago--in Cameroon. Bishop Ussher inconsolable source: newscientist.com \| share:	(55)
		Scouts Canada to Carly Rae Jepsen, "Call us, maybe?" source: arts.nationalpost.com \| share:	(24)
		Animals that don't give a fark about their disabilities; proving once again on how Fark needs a badass tag source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(76)
		Woman arrested and found to have a loaded gun in her hoo hah. No word if there was any kind of discharge source: kfor.com \| share:	(85)

Wed March 06, 2013

What if this time around in the beginning, Lara Croft was a wimp and you have to build her up to Tomb Raiding badassatude? Oh just shut up and take my money already

source: cnn.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

Finally, the Adam West tribute we deserve and need

source: shortlist.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

		Little girl shoots like a boss, is a badass source: litefm.com \| share:	(160)
		42,000 pounds of ketchup spill on freeway, immediately improves property value of Reno, Nevada source: gawker.com \| share:	(36)

Tue February 26, 2013

Dear sir or madam, I am writing to apply for the position of Pope

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Sun February 24, 2013

		Scientists discover remains of 'drowned microcontinent' east of Madagascar source: gawker.com \| share:	(65)
		"I'm drinking a Sam Adams in all 351 towns in Massachusetts and I'm doing it for charity," Ruggere said source: 14news.com \| share:	(40)

Sat February 23, 2013

If you are an American conservative who is depressed about future trends, you might want to learn the words to "Oh Canada"

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