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Headlines matching 'ADA'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Independent) Spiffy Ridley Scott is such a sci-fi badass he was scheduled to design the Daleks but he was busy that week  (independent.co.uk) (18)
(Boing Boing) Sad Canada's national archives is being dismantled and scattered, who needs to remember the history of the polar bear uprising anyway eh?  (boingboing.net) (166)


Sun May 27, 2012
(Canada.com) Amusing Canada.com finds FARK's clever headline about Michael Vick to be quite engaging  (canada.com) (0)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Spinner) Unlikely "Bob Dylan and Adam Sandler -- Celebrity Doppelgangers?" If you have glaucoma, yes  (spinner.com) (26)
(YouTube) Video It's Towel Day. Enjoy the BBC's Hitchhiker's Guide series and raise a Gargle-Blaster at 42 minutes past the hour in remembrance of Douglas Adams  (youtube.com) (15)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Womc.com) Weird Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Robin Gibb. Is Glee Predicting Musicians' Deaths Like A "Musical Nostradamus?"  (womc.cbslocal.com) (46)


Wed May 23, 2012
(news8000.com) Obvious Walker supported by governor. Meanwhile, Carl still won't stay in the house, Daryl is still a badass, and T-Dog doesn't have a lot to say  (news8000.com) (59)
(National Post) Interesting Canada slowly granting province-like control of natural resources to its territories  (news.nationalpost.com) (17)
(Nature) Fail Russia, Japan, Europe, India and World Superpower Canada are together aiming to establish permanent bases on the Moon. NASA, um, isn't  (blogs.nature.com) (46)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Ojibwemowin Ozhibii'igaade Miinawaa Aabadad Miziwe Go Eni-bimaadiziwaad Bemijigamaag  (minnpost.com) (86)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Neatorama) Spiffy Commodore 64 guitar. If you think that's badass, you should see the drums made out of black-and-green monitors and dot matrix printers  (neatorama.com) (38)


Sat May 19, 2012
(PCWorld) Interesting NASA's Google Map shows where tomorrow night's annular eclipse can be seen from Earth. Sorry, states not named California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, and Texas  (pcworld.com) (65)
(Scientific American) Cool If you see only one picture of Shaq posing with a Madagascarian mouse lemur today, let it be this one  (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (37)
(YouTube) Video Adam Savage's quest to build the best replica Zorg gun from The Fifth Element. NERDS  (youtube.com) (102)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Sears plans on abandoning their Canada operations, as the demand for plaid flannel, maple syrup, moose traps, and goofy hats with floppy ears has declined sharply  (chicagotribune.com) (16)
(TSN) Fail Canada bounced from medal round of the World Hockey Championship. Which is okay since this isn't a real tournament anyway, eh?  (tsn.ca) (138)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Yet another reason why Canada kicks America's ass. We have sex tours for school age kids that include a masturbation room  (winnipegsun.com) (231)
(Yahoo) Cool In honor of the late Adam Yauch, three kids perform a remake of the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video  (news.yahoo.com) (13)
(Coming Soon) Cool Brian De Palma to direct Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace in "I'll Be in My Bunk: The Movie"  (comingsoon.net) (61)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Bloomberg) Spiffy 12 year old hands Bank of Canada its ass back to them cleaned and pressed  (bloomberg.com) (37)
(io9) Cool Comic art legend Neal Adams to draw X-Men prequel mini-series starring Wolverine and a Nazi-hunting Magneto. No word yet whether the Expanding Earth Theory will be involved  (io9.com) (26)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Time-travelling plane crashed in prehistoric Canada. It's a good thing they brought their own weapons  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(Farker abkaiser) Plug Another Farker wrote a book. Think Raymond Chandler fused with Douglas Adams. Free to read for Amazon Prime subscribers, and very cheap for the rest of the world  (amazon.com) (63)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Google) Weird What the heck is this thing? A decommissioned radar assembly or a shrine to the god of bowling? DIT  (maps.google.com) (81)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Rafael Nadal beaten on clay court in Madrid, congratulates winner and leaves gracefully. Just kidding, he blames the court itself and threatens not to return next year. Fail tag used in absence of Douche tag  (sports.yahoo.com) (28)
(CNN) Followup Tennessee murder-kidnapping suspect Adam Mayes found dead; sisters he kidnapped found alive  (cnn.com) (97)


Thu May 10, 2012
(ABC) Interesting A new drug, Truvada has been shown to 94% effective in preventing AIDS infections in healthy people - which is why AIDS prevention advocates fear it will be a disastrous to their efforts to prevent the spread of AIDS  (abcnews.go.com) (76)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Canada.com) Obvious Canada.com editor mentions the different and unique perspective of FARK as compared to the vortex of the Kanye West twitter  (blogs.canada.com) (7)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Oregon Live) Strange You're a federal fugitive wanted by the U.S. Marshals. Do you: A) Flee to Mexico? B) Flee to Canada? C) Pose as a disc jockey named 'RoboCraig' at a bar and grill in Oregon?  (oregonlive.com) (28)


Sat May 05, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In tribute to Adam Yauch, Coldplay played (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party) at their show last night. And yes, there is video of the performance  (hollywoodreporter.com) (94)
(CBC) Followup Meanwhile in Canada: "Mathews had previously traced the false calls to a phone registered to "Pierre Poutine," which he determined is likely a fake name"  (cbc.ca) (95)
(Paste Magazine) Followup One hundred artists remember Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch  (pastemagazine.com) (85)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Afghani designed landmine clearing device uses no fossil fuel, is biodegradable, has zero risk of injury to human operators, and costs pennies on the dollar next to current tech  (bbc.com) (52)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Marketwatch) Obvious Coffee backs off 52-week highs, has a massive headache  (marketwatch.com) (4)
(Fox Sports) Interesting Halladay takes a holiday  (msn.foxsports.com) (14)
(CNN) Followup The Harley motorcycle found washed up in Canada has been claimed. Harley Davidson will restore for free and return it... Excuse me, I got motorcycle dust in my eyes now  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (52)
(Hats off to Larry) Unlikely With Roy Halladay on the mound and a 6-run lead against Atlanta, Phillies coast to a 15-13 loss in 11 innings  (atlanta.sbnation.com) (23)


Mon April 30, 2012
(LiveLeak) Interesting If you lost a Harley Davidson during the Japanese tsunami, you'll be glad to know that your bike has been found.. washed up on a beach in Canada. w/vid  (liveleak.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Obvious In the NHL playoffs, Canada's Team is the Phoenix Coyotes  (vancouversun.com) (77)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad The US Navy is considered the master of six oceans. But Russia, Canada, and Demark have the upper hand in the seventh  (adn.com) (118)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Deadline) Spiffy Disney adapting Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book  (deadline.com) (40)
(Tech Radar) Cool Tech Radar thanks FARK for the unique ability to watch multiple episodes of Star Trek at once (8th section)  (techradar.com) (0)
(MSNBC) Interesting Twenty years after the Rodney King riots, Battlestar Galactica's Bill Adama chimes on racial relations in LA, destroying those frackin toasters  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (106)
(Slate) Amusing Back in the day, a stoned projectionist could allow a film to get jammed and melt in front of the bulb. Nowadays, he can accidentally delete an entire film, even if it's at a vital press screening of "The Avengers"  (slate.com) (69)
(Short List) Cool When you absolutely, positively have to be the world's most badass leader, accept no substitute  (shortlist.com) (84)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Canoe) Weird Doctor finds G-spot in cadaver. Time to crack open a cold one  (cnews.canoe.ca) (41)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Discovery) Interesting If you saw a giant fireball over Nevada and California yesterday morning, don't panic - it's just an oversized washing machine  (news.discovery.com) (16)
(UPI) Strange Mmmmmmysterious hummmmmm in Canada commmmmming frommmmmm U.S  (upi.com) (32)


Sun April 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Cool "Last week I put on my leopard suit, went outside, and it was 63 degrees; I had to come back in and change" - indeed, Clyde Frazier is still badass at 67  (nytimes.com) (14)


Sat April 21, 2012
(New York Daily News) Spiffy What secret is Princess Cadance and Shining Armor hiding from Twilight Sparkle? Did Pinkie Pie plan the wedding reception? Will Derpy bring muffins? It's the Royal Wedding season finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 1 pm on The Hub  (nydailynews.com) (154)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Ansel Adams photographs of Los Angeles in the nineteen dickities, way before the Kaiser stole the word forty, back when gas cost just a few bees and everyone wore an onion on their belt  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Hey hoser, why can't we get some of that Clintonville booms publicity action up here in McAdam, eh? We'll need a new angle though. How aboot throwing in ball lightning? Skookum  (news.gather.com) (19)
(MSNBC) Spiffy New species of badass gecko discovered, doesn't give a damn about your car insurance  (msnbc.msn.com) (10)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Penguins go into Game 4 missing Neal, Adams, and Asham as a result of Sunday's carnage  (csnphilly.com) (134)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Ars Technica) Followup The technical details behind 2Pac's holographic illusion, with video of Al Gore, Madonna, Richard Branson and some dude from Canada doing the same thing  (arstechnica.com) (48)


Mon April 16, 2012
(National Post) Unlikely Lada retires model first released in 1982, just when it's finally starting to look cool again  (life.nationalpost.com) (23)
(Bleacher Report) Misc WWE Monday Night Raw is in London tonight, and Senile Vince has decided that the only way please UK fans is to bring back some old favorites like Davey Boy Smith, Gentleman Chris Adams, and Judo Alfred Hayes. See the trainwreck at 9 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (1540)
(Onion AV Club) Fail Fourteen short-lived film-to-TV adaptations. Remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Parenthood? Yeah, neither does anyone else  (avclub.com) (152)


Fri April 13, 2012
(BBC) Hero Badass: skiing solo to the North Pole. More badass: crashing a wedding taking place there when you arrive, and guzzling their champagne to celebrate  (bbc.co.uk) (51)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Humans Invent) Cool The material of the future is human hair. Just imagine drinking from a cup made with your wife's golden locks...not only is it sustainable, but also biodegradable. And it is being launched  (humansinvent.com) (38)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Time) Cool Canada's new quarter has a dinosaur with glow-in-the-dark bones  (moneyland.time.com) (45)
(Huffington Post) Scary While finding the cause of your headaches, dentists might be causing some bigger ones. Like a tumour in your head  (huffingtonpost.com) (54)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Unlikely The 2012 New York Rangers would be just as good as the 1994 Stanley Cup winning Rangers, if only they had Mark Messier, Brian Leetch, Sergei Zubov and Adam Graves  (sports.yahoo.com) (99)
(Toronto Sun) Hero 95 years ago, the identity of Canada was forged as lumberjack commandos politely kicked in the teeth of the Hun at Vimy ridge, eh?  (torontosun.com) (176)


Sat April 07, 2012
(HitFix) Interesting Hunger Games closes in on the $300 million mark - chances of a Hungry, Hungry Hippos adaptation called 'The Original Hunger Games' getting higher every day  (hitfix.com) (66)
(BBC) Sappy World's rarest ducklings hatch in Madagascar. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING  (bbc.co.uk) (21)


Fri April 06, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Fired executive with bi-polar disorder wins protection under the ADA, says he's really excited to have set the precedent, plans on starting a national organization for fellow suffers,or not, because that's just too hard  (abcnews.go.com) (73)
(KABC-7) Cool Because neither Gotham City nor Quahog have a Walk Of Fame, Adam West settles for Hollywood's: "He taught me right from wrong, good versus evil, and most significantly, the importance of driving a really cool car"  (abclocal.go.com) (30)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick Just when you thought we'd reached the nadir of Adam Sandler films, a sequel to Grown-Ups is in the works, and the human alpaca that is Taylor Lautner will be in the cast  (huffingtonpost.com) (60)


Tue April 03, 2012
(JSOnline) Spiffy Abracadabra  (jsonline.com) (11)
(New Scientist) Asinine Since PM Sweatervest put his foot on the throats of Canadian government scientists, media coverage of global warming has fallen 80% according to a leaked Environment Canada internal document  (newscientist.com) (57)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Adam Sandler prepping a remake of the Mark Harmon classic Summer School  (hollywoodreporter.com) (89)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Misc Scary clowns are so cliche. That is why there is the new Patch Adams therapy clown  (stuff.co.nz) (46)
(AccessAtlanta) Amusing Adam Sandler pulls off a sweep of the Razzies, including both worst actor and worst actress  (accessatlanta.com) (24)
(ESPN) Amusing Cardinals' Adam Wainwright pranked good during spring training game  (sports.espn.go.com) (33)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty World Fark Party II - Las Vegas Nevada: March 30 - Apr 1  (fark.com) (lots)
(National Post) Spiffy In the U.S., political foes pretend they're tough. In Canada, they get into the ring and prove it  (news.nationalpost.com) (53)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Adam Sandler must have one of the best wives ever. Looks great in a bikini and can put up with his films  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Canada is the preferred destination for American sex tourists, according to survey of 101 johns from Boston  (blogs.vancouversun.com) (111)
(More Intelligent Life) Spiffy Most interesting article about restaurant names you'll read all day. Subby's favorites are Aunt Chilada's, Thaitanic, Vin sur Vin, Untitled, Frying Nemo, and Dinner (where you can get lunch)  (moreintelligentlife.com) (117)


Wed March 28, 2012
(AlterNet) Spiffy Workaday drudgery keeping up with the bills got you down? Well, sit back on your sackcloth, eat a piece of cake and settle in for some good old fashioned class warfare with The 10 Most Obscene Lifestyles Choices of the Fabulously Well-to-Do  (alternet.org) (25)
(ABC) Scary Washington state hit hard by whooping cough outbreak. If only there were some way to administer antigenic material to stimulate the immune system of children to develop adaptive immunity to it  (abcnews.go.com) (65)
(Newser) Asinine Mitt Romney is cool with elevators for cars (at least, when they're his cars), but his record as governor of Massachusetts shows in two instances, he wasn't so hot on elevators for humans with disabilities  (newser.com) (47)


Tue March 27, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Adam Savage's moving speech at the Reason Rally  (youtube.com) (97)


Mon March 26, 2012
(CBC) Cool Ontario's Court of Appeal rules that it is unconstitutional for Canada to criminalize pimping and brothels, so long as their services are provided in both English and French  (cbc.ca) (95)
(Short List) Cool Karen Gillan lingerie klaatu barada nikto  (shortlist.com) (81)
(USA Today) Stupid New York City retro-hipsters aren't going to let the fact that Mad Men is filmed in Canada prevent them from hanging out in Don Draper's favorite watering holes  (travel.usatoday.com) (37)


Sun March 25, 2012
(io9) Interesting Why do cicadas know prime numbers? Anyone? Anyone? *crickets*  (io9.com) (47)
(NASA) Scary Historic heat in North America. Note how warm it is way the heck up into Canada  (earthobservatory.nasa.gov) (317)


Sat March 24, 2012
(CBC) Cool Live: Canada's Official Opposition is holding a leadership convention, and a series of high-stakes ballots are ahead to select its new leader (American readers: this is like Super Tuesday combined with a brokered convention, all on one day)  (cbc.ca) (212)
(Toronto Star) Interesting "She feels like a real girl and she is a real girl." Transgendered contestant booted from Miss Universe Canada pageant. Yes, you would  (thestar.com) (561)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting More good deeds from the John Edwards scandals file: During his failed White House bid in 2007, he used soccer mom madam for a hooker and paid for it with campaign cash  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)


Wed March 21, 2012
(AP) Hero Montana mining town's last Madam dies at 94. She had a reputation for kindness toward her girls, but the grandmotherly figure was also a husband-shooting, tax-evading madam who once said that prostitution should be considered a commodity  (hosted.ap.org) (60)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Fail Canada, being a little slower than most, didn't get the memo about McDonald's Twitter debacle; fails its own way with its own Rogers hashtag  (theglobeandmail.com) (44)


Sun March 18, 2012
(London Free Press) Dumbass Students in Canada riot because of: a) high unemployment b) cost of tuition or c) St. Patrick's Day  (lfpress.com) (94)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious We are Romney. Lower your expectations and surrender your votes. We will add your political distinctiveness to our own. Your Tea Party will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile  (chicagotribune.com) (35)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Slate) Dumbass Dick Cheney cancels his visit to Canada over fears Canadian terrorists might be gunning for him  (slatest.slate.com) (245)


Mon March 12, 2012
(CBC) Scary Canada introduces mandatory prison terms for people "selling" marijuana in another move of "copy our southern neighbor's failing policy"  (cbc.ca) (384)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Lifehacker) Cool 10 badass things you can do one handed, if you really practice  (lifehacker.com) (51)


Thu March 08, 2012
(WCBS.com) Fail LaDainian Tomlinson introduces Mark Sanchez to the underside of the bus  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (64)
(NYPost) Followup Suburban housewife/NYC madam's money bags has been ID'd as Morgan Stanley banker  (nypost.com) (31)


Wed March 07, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting Secrets of a suburban housewife who just happened to be a madam in NYC catering to millionaires  (nypost.com) (36)
(Daily Record (UK)) Weird Badass three-year-old escapes from daycare after scaling seven foot tall spiked fence, making plans for next year's conquest of K2  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (55)
(CNN) Interesting CNN asks "Is Canada the next world superpower?". Magic 8 ball replies: "Outcome seems unlikely, eh?"  (outfront.blogs.cnn.com) (111)
(The Register) Unlikely BlackBerry PlayBook now outselling iPad 2.* Also, the South will rise again. *In one chain of stores, in its home country of Canada  (theregister.co.uk) (17)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Denver Channel) Interesting Researchers say some movies may increase binge drinking -- certainly anything with Adam Sandler in it  (thedenverchannel.com) (42)
(ABC) Obvious Goldman Sachs releases statement denying they are speculating on oil and gas and thereby driving up gas prices. Unfortunately the statement is unreadable as they were apparently giggling too much to type legibly  (abcnews.go.com) (53)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Fail Canada's conservatives say that reports of calls used to misdirect opposition supporters to the wrong locations are hysteria. All 31,000 complaints. And there's no need to call the police  (theglobeandmail.com) (87)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Study finds women who get frequent headaches are more likely than others to have sexual problems. So when she says not tonight, she really means it  (todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com) (53)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Remember the Cigarette Smoking man from X-Files? Turns out he is also pretty badass water skier  (geekosystem.com) (34)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting Seventeen successful adaptations of "unadaptable" books. Still no Confederacy of Dunces  (avclub.com) (130)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Adam Sandler receives a record 11 Razzie nominations. In other news, from now on Sandler threads will appear under the Geek tab, as his movies don't qualify as entertainment  (news.yahoo.com) (100)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Michael Geist) Strange Canada disputes annual US report that it's full of pirates, beer-swilling hockey nuts, frostbitten hose-heads. Okay, only the first one  (michaelgeist.ca) (23)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Starpulse) Unlikely Adam Levine defends fat chicks in Spandex  (starpulse.com) (45)
(New York Daily News) Cool Badass 'Blaxploitation' stars from the 1970s: Where are they now? (Badass slideshow)  (nydailynews.com) (72)
(Celebitchy) Dumbass Adam Levine endorses pulling out vs. condoms, which is a dangerous message to send white people in their mid-thirties  (celebitchy.com) (50)


Mon February 20, 2012
(CNBC) Interesting Wynn Resorts board muscles out co-founder Okada. Just wait until Danny Ocean and the other 10 hear about this  (cnbc.com) (9)


Sun February 19, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Headache cures from Chuck Norris  (wnd.com) (67)
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) thinks that FARK had the best Jeremy Lin headline of the week (last section)  (theprovince.com) (1)


Sat February 18, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Interview with the inspiration for Radar O'Reilly  (youtube.com) (11)
(Statesman) Interesting TransCanada: We're gonna take your land for our pipeline, eh. North Texan: The hell you are, don't mess with Texas  (statesman.com) (50)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Remember NBA commissioner David Stern adamantly saying they couldn't add Jeremy Lin to the All Star lineup? Well ... about that  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Why does Rebecca Romijn have "Wilford Brimley" diabetus cadaver feet?  (pics.wikifeet.com) (75)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Joystiq) Sad Adam Adamowicz, concept artist for Fallout and Skyrim, passes away after losing his fight against cancer  (joystiq.com) (117)
(BBC) Scary Hufflepuff student on the run after unauthorised use of Avada Kedavra  (bbc.co.uk) (25)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Sci-fi author to adapt upcoming Rush album into a novel. Swears his mind is not for rent  (ultimateclassicrock.com) (69)
(Mental Floss) Amusing What do Radar O'Reilly, Arnold Horshack, Goober Pyle and the Fly Girls have in common? They were each this close to being spun off into their own TV series  (mentalfloss.com) (63)
(CBC) Cool It's Hockey Day In Canada. For Americans: it's like the Super Bowl, but with 9 hours of hockey instead of 9 hours of pre-game shows  (cbc.ca) (97)


Thu February 09, 2012
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Amusing Two men use a rolled-up magazine 'radar gun' in an attempt to pull over a motorist... who of course turns out to be an off-duty police officer  (cbsatlanta.com) (40)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup How many officers does it take to beat the fark out of a man in insulin shock? In Nevada, the answer is 7 or more  (dailymail.co.uk) (409)


Tue February 07, 2012
(New York Magazine) Obvious Hollywood might have learned that trying to adapt board games that were invented nearly a century ago into modern blockbusters is possibly a poor idea  (nymag.com) (109)
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)
(CBC) Scary Canada now officially endorses torture. This is neither a Celine Dion nor Nickelback joke  (cbc.ca) (257)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Think Progress) Unlikely Romney campaign: The reason why only 33,000 people showed up to vote in Nevada is because everyone else is already satisfied with Romney and didn't need to vote to prove it  (thinkprogress.org) (139)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Madagascar lemurs practicing the martial arts? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(Yahoo) Interesting In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com) (117)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com) (320)
(UPI) Asinine Today's story of incredibly excessive roaming charges comes to you from Saskatchewan, Canada  (upi.com) (26)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BBC) Asinine As you can see. A completely ordinary Greek debt. Now, if I just cover it with a handkerchief & say, "Abracadabra".... Hey presto All gone  (bbc.co.uk) (70)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy February is National Children's Dental Health Month, or as it's abbreviated in Mississippi ... February  (marketwatch.com) (23)


Thu February 02, 2012
(ABC) Stupid Having run out of regular immigrants, Canada recruits bureaucrats to pose as new Canadians for a citizenship ceremony  (abcnews.go.com) (37)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Hasbro negotiating to move their Candy Land movie starring Adam Sandler from Universal to Sony. I don't think there's a single part of the previous statement that doesn't fill me with rage  (hollywoodreporter.com) (52)
(Duluth News Tribune) Dumbass Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada  (duluthnewstribune.com) (22)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CBC) Scary So while we're all talking about global warming, Canada didn't have a winter this year  (cbc.ca) (350)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Canada.com) Interesting Now that Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record, she can no longer film movies in Canada  (canada.com) (35)
(Courier Mail) Sad Another Club Med closes, narrowing the list of vacation destinations for balding, hairy-backed men hoping to get invited to a swinger party as they wander about the beach sucking down pina coladas while in the full throes of a mid-life crisis  (couriermail.com.au) (42)

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