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500 headlines found matching 'AC'
Wed August 16, 2017
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
What happens when a white supremacist flunks a DNA test? They keep going to different labs until they get their desired 99¾% Ivory Pure outcome
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(ReformJudaism.org)
 
 
 
An account of what happened outside a Charlottesville synagogue on Saturday
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
When fate hit Terry Gilliam with biblical floods, sick actors and a 17 year production - he farted in its general direction
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Team NZ beat Oracle to win the Americas Cup, but there's a small problem with the trophy. Last winners engraved their names with extra large font, making sure there was no room for anyone else
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Macklemore is sick of Nazis using his haircut
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: No, not the same. One side is racist, bigoted, Nazi. The other opposes racism and bigotry. Morally different universes
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dave Brat (R-VA): Sure, white supremacists are marching right outside my district and attacking people with cars, but liberals BOOED ME at my town hall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike "I Guess I'm the Dad Here" Pence has to cut South American trip short to come back and attempt to get the Trump Train back on the rails it has clearly flown off
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lucky Whitehead's fortune keeps swinging, from high-to-low-to-high and now back-to-low
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC Chair: There is no room in the GOP for White Supremacists. I mean, unless they are the President, his Chief Strategist, his senior adviser for policy, his Deputy Assistant, but other than that, no room, none
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is making a comeback, which is good news for all of you who've been laid off this year from Sears, Kmart, JCPenney, Macy's, RadioShack, Guess, Abercrombie & Fitch, The Limited, American Apparel, Gymboree, Payless ShoeSource, Bebe, Rue21, Cro
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Taco Bell unveils fried egg 'Naked Egg Taco' where the fried egg is the taco shell
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The plan was for Trump go down his golden elevator, read a prepared statement, and then leave. What this plan didn't account for was Trump's inability to follow a plan
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
More than half of New Orleans' drainage capacity is handled by pumps that run on archaic 25-hertz power, a remnant of the 100+ year-old pumping system
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani rushed to the hospital after a "freak fall". Oh Rudy, we tried to warn you about Vlad and how far he can reach
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Although we've all had the urge to do it, it's still illegal in the state of New Jersey to beat a seagull to death with a beach umbrella
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer would very much like you to know he has many black friends
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
N.M. GOP leader tweets a bunch of conspiracy nonsense just before Charlottesville turns into a shiatstorm and then resigns. "These violent, leftist protesters are the brainless robots that are created by evil Soros money.." and more insanity
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you know that a slave taught Jack Daniel how to distill his famous whiskey? Thanks to the company that produces it today, neither does anybody else
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember back when Trump was popular with blacks and latinos? Then Trump went full birther. Why? Kushner rolled his eyes. Then he responded: "He doesn't really believe it, Elizabeth. He just knows Republicans are stupid and they'll buy it"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Confederate monuments are not about heritage or history. They are tools of white supremacy. And they must fall
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. firm reveals a drone that can fire a machine gun or launch a grenade in mid-air. Apparently the competition between pizza delivery companies has finally gotten way out of hand
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(Vice)
 
 
 
VICE News nailed its coverage of Charlottesville in a 22 minute documentary. See the Nazis surround & attack antifas; see the hit-and-run killing. See Christopher Cantwell deem that murder "more than justified"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Congressman Raul Labrador (R-of course) dips his toe into a "both sides" bath. "I detest white supremacy as much as I detest black nationalism"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The governor of North Carolina has something to say about Confederate monuments in his state. 3 important things, actually
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson almost died from pneumonia while on vacation
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Florida actually does something right, as doctors there are refusing to see unvaccinated kids
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook and Reddit ban hate groups. No word yet on the status of r/The_Donald
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't want to watch "Baywatch" for a second time tonight? You bet that's a macheteing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blanche Blackwell, mistress of Ian Fleming and inspiration for Pussy Galore, dies at 104
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(Latest)
 
 
 
LOL Young, white 'tough' guy gets caught running, screaming and stripping out of his alt-right "costume" after confronted about being a white supremacist. And it's all on tape
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CEO of Walmart also calls out Trump. Guess folks will have to shop at Dollar Palace from now on
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers warns that Trump's Treasury Dept. lacks the brainpower to accomplish anything. So, hello S&P credit downgrade
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer, confirming stereotypes at a record pace
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having NEVER, EVER, EVER even been accused of manipulating metals, stocks, futures, markets, economies, etc, Goldman Sachs says bitcoin may rise about $500 more, before losing half its value
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine all the way back to January of 2017 when The Daily Caller published a compilation of video clips of cars plowing into crowds of liberal protesters captioned "Study the technique, it may be useful for the next 4 years"
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
On today's episode of caught having sex in public, do they go with: A) The sucking out the poison defense B) The just sitting on his lap defense, or C) The easing back pain defense?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego State football team sacked by Chickenpox
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because he wanted to signal his support to white supremacists, duh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Each side thinks they are right, they refuse to listen to the other, tensions mount as they head towards civil war. That's right, there's turmoil surrounding Bitcoin
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"Sheriff Harrison said it was an accident and advised people not to spray gas on a fire"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"It's time to remove all confederate statues," according to those pinko, commie, hippies at....The National Review? Wait, is this a stroke? Am I having a stroke?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel descends into anarchy after a guest questions if a Storm Trumper sharing airtime is really black
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fine. Leave my manufacturing council. See if I care. I have many great CEOs who want to take your place
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bill Gates makes his largest donation of the century at $4.6bil. It could have been even bigger, had his Surface not BSoD'd on him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alabama's Senate race will test Trump's popularity, while at the same time pitting siblings and spouses against each other
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz is back. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Organismic learning' mimics some aspects of human thought, including having to go back and confirm what you just read
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you prefer to vacation alone, with a friend or friends, or just your family?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked, intoxicated man at a truck stop yells at man that "he should go back to Africa," then exposes his genitals to everyone in the parking lot. Then it gets weird
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan agrees to hold first public town hall in over two years, after being called out by the "Iron 'Stache". Still hoping he'll agree to steel cage match for the title belt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is there anything bacon cannot do?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I've seen angrier Yelp reviews." Late night talk show hosts savage Trump's delay in condemning a domestic terror attack
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So it turns out Trump actually put up a fight before aides were able to take him hostage and force him to release a statement on camera denouncing white nationalists
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Three costumed characters, including two from the Rampage video game series, charged with shoplifting at Walmart
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: WSU College Republicans President. Racists need not apply
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Home is where the heart is. In Trump's case, home must actually be Moscow
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Weep for America: New study reveals teens are as inactive as 60-year-olds
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not-so-Grand Wizard Richard Spencer says anyone who believes Donald Trump's denouncement of white supremacist Nazi terrorism is deluded; "Only a dumb person would take those lines seriously"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best thing to do after grudgingly admitting Nazism is alive and well and committing terrorist acts on your behalf is to retweet a Pizzagate and Seth Rich conspiracy theorist
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lucius Malfoy doesn't care if Trekkies hate him as their new Captain. "I look forward to having the fun of them being outraged, so they can sit up all night and talk about it with each other"
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Australian marine engineer 3D-prints an "insanely accurate" 1/72-scale model of the Titanic; sells it to Titanic exhibition after plan to sink it fails
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Out of all the governors in New England, try and guess who is the only one to yet condemn the white supremacist protests in Virginia
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
List of six reasonable and constructive things you can do in the wake of the white supremacist attacks in Charlottesville
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
SC Gov Henry McMaster, (R-edneck) calls out racists and bigots. When a member of an all-white country club and Strom Thurmond protégé calls you out for racism, you know you done messed up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently Trump Campaign trying to contact Russian agents and setting up a meeting was a rather constant occurrence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel CEO Brian Krzanich decides on new logo: Intel Outside - becomes third to leaves White House Manufacturing Council over trump's abysmal reaction to Charlottesville debacle
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter on Charlottesville: What about when people protested one of my speeches? It was like a Leftist-Nazi attack on my feelings
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Four arrested in India for leaking "Game of Thrones" episode. No word on if they will be forced to Take the Black
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
North Dakota father recognizes his son as one of the Charlottesville marchers, writes a letter to the local paper denouncing "my son's vile, hateful and racist rhetoric and actions" and telling Jr. not to bother showing up for Thanksgiving
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren rebuts the centrist Democrats. "Democrats are heading forward. We are looking ahead - and we will not, we shall not, we must not allow anyone to turn back the clock"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CNN's Acosta: Mr. President, can we ask you more questions about your remarks on Charlottesville? Trump: Sure, but I like real news, and you're fake news: CNN Acosta: "Haven't you spread a lot of fake news yourself, sir?" OH, SNAP
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A delayed condemnation, followed up by reports promising to pardon Arpaio, a vehicle attack happened in Paris, and Two Scoops approval ratings drops even further. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of the Virginia GOP tries his hand at being the very model of a modern moderate Republican: Sure, you have to be "unequivocal" and "emphatic" about denouncing white supremacists, BUT those Confederate statues really SHOULD stay up
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Farker hng had his bike jacket stolen. Let's fix that
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Springfield, MA cop might be in a wee bit of trouble for his online reaction to Saturday's act of domestic terrorism. Maybe "Hahahaha love this" was the wrong way to go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do or say to U.S. President Donald Trump if He were to come back today? Praise him? Condemn him? Scold him? Let us know your opinion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacists more well armed than SEAL Team 6
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian deputy PM could lose his seat because of dual citizenship, contravening Oz constitution. Bonus: this is the guy who wanted Johnny Depp's dogs Pistol and Boo euthanised as unwanted foreign pests. Twitter waits for Depp's reaction
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Actor and playwright Joseph Bologna has died at age 82. No word if he went by "Joey Bologna," but we can hope
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: Bill Belichick has no qualms about playing lineups of scrubs in Patriots preseason games, giving real players day off because they had enough reps in joint practices
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Six things the Republican party can do to atone for backing Trump. Strangely absent #7: Harvest unicorn farts to fuel the U.S. power grid
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Should access to opioid painkillers be restricted?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Get ready for a tantrum, folks: China, North Korea's largest trading partner by far, is following through on the North Korea sanctions package
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those vacant storefronts in your town will be filled by Spirit Halloween stores starting this week
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
John McCain currently boasts a 71% approval rating among Democrats and a 51% approval rating with Republicans according to the latest polls. Man, with numbers like that, that guy should run for president
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston embraces being known as the #FreetheNipple campaign poster child and celebrates people's fascination with her nipples. Nipples (not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from the "No shiat, Sherlock" journal finds that you shouldn't use smiley face emojis in formal business emails because it makes you look incompetent :) xxxxx
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After managing the near-impossible feat of striking out in his last three plate appearances, President Trump finally manages the political equivalent of hitting the T-ball off the tee, and declares "racism is evil" and Neo-nazis "un-American"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"My son can't be racist, he had an African-American friend"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The geektastic stuff being sent to the ISS on today's launch of SpaceX's Dragon
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sudden Trump press conference. Likely going to say "racism, bad" and walk away
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Just the thing to liven up your Monday lunch hour: SpaceX launches to the International Space Station, complete with first-stage recovery at Landing Zone 1. Launch scheduled for 12:30pm ET, live stream starts about 12:10pm
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Korea holding a party to celebrate an upcoming attack on the Sea of Japan
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's most to blame for the rise of the alt-right? A) Racism. B) Empowerment by Donald Trump. C) Zack Snyder's movie "300"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"After years of suffering depredations, the Southerner is now preparing for a fight . . . If history is our guide, this will not end well for the Left," according to Florida man, who may have read a slightly different history book than the rest of us
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America's premier racist Keebler Elf goes into full-on battered spouse mode
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson cuts short concert on account of being too high
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck CEO to President Trump: "Hasta la vista, racist"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So it turns out you should never use flavored water to iron your clothes...or Coke, yogurt, bleach, aftershave or breast milk. This is an actual list from the article
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Present-day racists are wishing they had embraced their people's heritage of wearing hoods
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has been cultivating the white supremacist alt right movement for years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GoDaddy to Daily Stormer: "Get your racist crap off our servers"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
College Republicans president spotted in Charlottesville: 'They have no proof that I'm a racist'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pence: The media are the real racists for noticing Trump can't bring himself to condemn racists
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "Eastwatch," in which Daenerys and Jon have a moment with Drogon, Cersei gets some rather troubling news, and Bran tries to issue a warning about Wight supremacists attacking, all of it setting up a fascinating endgame [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacist marcher gets ID'd on Twitter and loses job at hot dog restaurant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Orphan Black creators break down the series finale and discuss a possible movie [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur likes his chances of becoming Earth's top space janitor, sweeping up space junk left in orbit by the USA, USSR, and EU. Coming from the IT industry, he was well-prepared for confronting and disposing of technological garbage
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's no hope for Trump ever acting like a U.S. President
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Sun August 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Taco Bell tests Firecracker Burrito, which is loaded with Pop Rocks and threatens your toilet even more than the usual Taco Bell meal
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: GOP strategist gets pounded on MSNBC for insisting Breitbart.com isn't a 'racist platform'
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese company creates fidget spinners that can spin continuously for over 12 minutes. "Each is tested and those that fail to pass the 12-minute threshold are dismantled, cleaned, reassembled and retested until they can be certified compliant"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You know who loved Trump's remarks about Charlottesville? White supremacists
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump won't condemn the white supremacists, but McMaster sure as hell can. He calls them terrorists
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Virginia governor defends police inaction to Nazi violence by noting the Nazis were heavily armed
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The midpoint is here. Did Jaime survive last week's encounter with Drogon? How will Cersei react to the news her army was defeated? Will The Night King make his move? Find out in Eastwatch. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gordon Cole drinks wine while cuddling with a beautiful woman, Dougie Jones repeats the last word someone says while staring blankly into space, and every plotline is resolved neatly on tonight's episode of Twin Peaks. The fun begins at 8pm ET on Showtime
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm not the angry racist they see" says the face of this weekend's angry racism
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Next SpaceX rocket will send Hewlett-Packard "supercomputer" to ISS. Math coprocessor not included, but turbo button will be pushed in prior to launch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign releases ad using exact same footage and still images as one released earlier by a PAC he's forbidden by law from coordinating with. Followup tag wins out over Facepalm and Dumbass tags
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Half the field are lame ducks, Horsie thinks Yoda is cheating, and Chase hopes the gnomes will take him higher than second when the NASCAR Dixie Cup Series is back in Michigan for the Ronnie Milsap 99 and 44/100% Pure Michigan 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That sunken private Danish submarine accident is now considered deliberate and has become a murder investigation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since his firing, Reince Priebus has been happily spending time with his family, taking nice long walks, planning to have an on-the-record chat with Robert Mueller, enjoying leisurely meals with good friends and, wait...back up
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers start phasing out English language education
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The woman killed in yesterday's domestic terrorist attack, Heather Heyer, had this to say for her last Facebook post: "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of ten years proposed; I accepted. He's a sexual pervert, though; he's into exhibitionism and voyeurism, homemade porn, BDSM, orgies, and wears high heels. I'm into regular sex. But, we're in love. Am I doomed?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A number of NFL owners are upset at having their star players actually forced to face consequences for their own actions
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
While you are still debating whether to buy a $10 box at the next Super Bowl party, someone just placed a whopping $880,000 bet on Floyd Mayweather Jr
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Prosecutors to former director of QVC: "You have just 10 minutes left to call and accept our plea bargain"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30 children die from lack of oxygen in India due to an unpaid bill
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Attorney-client privilege is virtually sacrosanct in this country. Unless, of course, you're a medical marijuana dispensary lawyer, then all your files are up for grabs. Even the ones from other unrelated clients
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Joe's Crab Shack employees feel the pinch after restaurants abruptly close
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain will soon be facing an onslaught of super-fleas with giant penises. Well... 'giant' relative to Britain, anyway
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama shows Trump how a president should respond to an act of terrorism
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japanese snack maker vows to resolve potato chip situation, is converting more rice paddies into potato fields in order to prevent future snack shortages
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attempting to re-imagine the worm in tequila, New York steakhouse offers cockroach in espresso
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The 3,500 year history of sonic warfare. Well, that explains Nickelback; it was another weapon in the war
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After five seasons, countless betrayals, and countless clones, the end is nigh. Helena is about to give birth, stuck in Westmoreland's lair with Sarah. Who lives? Who dies? It's your Orphan Black Series Finale Discussion Thread 10pm ET on BBC America
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Kentucky mayor responds to Charlottesville riots and terrorist attacks by accelerating plan to remove town's Confederate memorials
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's plan to sell her irritating husband on Facebook backfires spectacularly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP has the House, the Senate, and the White House. So of course, they lack the votes for more spending cuts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo accused of fleecing small businesses
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
A Swedish company has developed a new way to densely package batteries that could increase the range of electric vehicles by 70%
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach-spreading overtakes man-spreading as the latest Jersey Shore craze
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, that whole Trump threatening Venezuela with military action has worked perfectly... in solidifying Maduro's hold on power
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(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft has a cow after Consumer Reports pans and de-recommends Surface PCs for industry-worst failure rates, declares Surface the greatest PC of them all and HUUGELY popular with its customers and fans. Thanks, Donald
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Hitchcock was just in the background...he didn't come out with beautiful examples of acting ability and talent"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Think that map you have of where the solar eclipse is going to be is accurate? WRONG
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Perhaps the lesson to be learned from the decline and fall of Sears is this: hedge fund guys don't know how to actually run a business
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nascar Craftsman Truck Series is racing at Michigan at 1pm ET on FS1 followed by the Xfinity Series at Mid-Ohio at 3:30 on NBCSN. Hopefully one of these races will wake me from my Saturday nap
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea issues its greatest challenge to Donald Trump: "Talk and act properly"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's empty posts are causing uncertainty for some defense contractors. If they don't spend all the funds they have budgeted for graft this year, they won't get them next year
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Alabama judge affirms constitutional right to have sex with your teachers because Alabama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's bring back the commuter tax
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When Sarah McLachlan started Lilith Fair to put her favorite female musicians together in one festival lineup, it quickly became a punch line for The Onion, rock critics, and Ani DiFranco. Were they unfair?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Apple employees are in revolt over plans to create open workspaces instead of private, individual offices. Oh the horror
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sues Home Depot for $50 million accusing them of shorting customers on paint by a mere few fluid ounces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yep, the calendar does say 2017. And yet, hundreds of white supremacists just marched through the University of Virginia campus with torches while chanting for racial purity
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Trump might talk tough when it comes to North Korea, but the reality is the US President can't actually do much at all." Empty words ring hollow
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(We love happy endings)
 
 
 
An overcrowded shelter was faced with a decision; euthanize 60 kittens still too young to be adopted, or hope for a miracle. Thanks to a small, home-based rescue located across the country, they got their miracle - just in time for Caturday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, the markets lost a trillion, but how much money did the Trump Clan, Kim Jong Dynasty, and Putin's Oligarchy make with advance knowledge of the chest-thumpy nuclear kerfluffle likely coordinated via non-government back-channel communications?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats looking at a possible historic midterm election...unless the Bernie Bros and Sisters continue to sow division in the Democratic Party and enact a purge of the ideologically impure
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump is giving North Korea exactly what it wants
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How to day-drink like a boss this summer. Skip the beer, rosé all day
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man dies in elevator after twice pushing emergency button and getting no response. Investigators say something smells fishy. Well, not exactly 'fishy,' but it doesn't smell good
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Organizers of the National Association of Black Journalists conference decided to invite Omarosa to chair a panel despite being a Trump loyalist and not being a journalist. Naturally, real journalists were upset
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After having his reputation and career destroyed by a blogger who falsely accused him of rape, one Army Colonel decided to fight back -- and was just awarded $8.4 million by a jury
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Protip: when sending a letter to your employer on fake sheriff's office stationery in an attempt to keep your job while serving your six-month sentence, don't misspell any words, and do pick the name of an actual deputy to forge a signature
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays black ladies to say they like him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HAPPY NEWSDUMP NIGHT We haven't all died in nuclear fire yet, so let's watch some TV. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live thread, Chris starts @8, Rach @ 9, Larry @10 (EDT all)
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(Google)
 
 
 
The Magnolia House restaurant in downtown Pyongyang has accrued 43 Google reviews so far, apparently all written by Farkers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's scarier, the fact that a paranoid, fringe-right conspiracy theorist sat on the President's National Security Council, or the fact that Trump was furious at his ouster?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP bristles at idea of supporting Kid Rock for U.S. Senate run after Trump disaster. Just kidding, the first conservative super PAC already announced to be "very interested in his candidacy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
HHS contraception mandate is hurting religious beliefs. "Because believers should never be forced to choose between following their faith and following the law"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How important are cell phones to millennials? South Carolina man, 22, dies after running back into burning mobile home so he could retrieve his cell phone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: President ratchets up the rhetoric, saying the US would "overwhelmingly retaliate" against North Korea and "end their country as they know it." News: President Bill Clinton back in 1993
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guys, Fox News has an exclusive interview with Guccifer, the guy who hacked Hillary's emails, and he says that it was definitely not the Russians who hacked the DNC. So, see? That's settled. Can we just move on now?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if beach sand doesn't chafe enough. (Warning: Probably not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tractor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Applebee's and IHOP shutting down as many as 160 locations so if you want to plan on eating at a nice place in the future, better count on Olive Garden, Cracker Barrel, and Golden Corral
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Olsen: We need a lot more info on concussions. Goodell: How about instead we fine Harrison for $1M, suspend Brady indefinitely, give the Cowboys a few more first rounders, and force the Redacteds to move to Jacksonville
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Allegedly, Germany is plotting to make German the official language of the EU instead of English if Brexit actually happens (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Legendary New York street photographer Arlene Gottfried is dead at 66 of breast cancer, according to her devoted brother Gilbert
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giving tax money to the poor and needy- "wasteful", "creating a culture of dependency", or, as OMB director Mulvaney put it, "immoral" Giving tax money to rich people- "Retroactive tax cuts"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
It took less than an hour to write one minute of perfection. The life and legacy of the DuckTales theme, woo-hoo
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Police officer challenges owner of 'no cops' gym to a boxing match, hoping to prove that no matter what differences two people have, they can come together to punch each other in the face a couple of times
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If President Trump orders a nuclear attack, his military advisers have two options: comply or resign
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, while Trump is out there blustering about fire and fury, the U.S. is engaged in back channel diplomacy with North Korea to resolve the current crisis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears quarterback Mike Glennon was bad in his debut. How bad? How about a whopping 0.0 passer rating?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Celestial beings told him to change his name to Yahweh, now he and his associate are facing drug charges'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's back...and he's pissed
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
4 out of 5 people say Trump should stop being an ass and fix Obamacare, not end it. Most voices in Trump's head don't agree
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
6 charged with making counterfeit Pac Man machines. This is not a repeat from 1981
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Asian stock markets tank due to Trump's saber-rattling over North Korea inducing investors to take profits and GTFO. Mission accomplished
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China wants to stay neutral in the nuclear war brewing in its back yard. Unless the U.S. attacks first
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bronn's actions in last week's Game of Thrones, Jerome Flynn is hated by people who can't distinguish fantasy from reality
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says Trump's effort to turn the US back to God is what's saving America
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Toshiba's not dead yet, feels happeeee, wants to go for a *THWACK*
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year sentenced for hosting teen sex parties. No really; he was actually teacher of the year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department scolds Putin for inappropriate trip to Russian-occupied Georgian region, which it says was in violation of Georgia's sovereignty as established by the Geneva accords. Putin smiles, thumps his chest and tells them to suck it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you're drunkenly staring at the foam bubbling atop your latest beer, try not to think about the fact that you're really staring into the face of reality in the tiniest of scales
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Tenured Billings teacher who let student climb out of window fired for poor performance
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The best way to get your boss back? Superimposing a Hitler moustache on his Facebook profile, obviously
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Drug suspect to police on social media: You can't catch me. You can't catch me. You can't catch me. Police: Challenge accepted
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
If you've been bumping into women in the MoneyGram line at Walmart and then ejaculating on their dresses, the police would appreciate it if you would kindly stop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this faceless hippie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart says someone took the back-to-school sign off some superhero-themed school supplies and moved it to the gun department, is asking for information on the Farker reponsible
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Breitbart writer is OUTRAGED at the vicious attack Vanity Fair launched on conservatives by putting a picture of Jennifer Lawrence on the cover with the Statue Of Liberty in the background. Yanno, if you see the Statue of Liberty as an attack on you
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"This is not a quota" says FHP email asking for 2 citations per hour. "We have a goal to reach"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea is not crazy, but instead smart to take lessons from the fate of Hussein, Ghaddafi--who each relinquished nuclear ambitions at the U.S.' behest, then were attacked and executed in return. Thanks a lot Bush, Obama, and Trump, prolly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Migrants jump out of an inflatable raft on Spanish beach as tourists watch in confusion
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
President Trump seeks to de-escalate the ongoing crisis with North Korea and walk back his "fire and fury" comments. Just kidding, he just doubled-down on them saying "maybe it wasn't tough enough"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough reacts to poll showing 52% of Republicans would support delaying the 2020 elections if Trump called for it: "If you believe this, hide your face in shame. Your values are objectively un-American. Read the US Constitution and repent"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Abbadon, Tyranids, Ghaghzkull, Necrons...the Imperium has weathered them all only to face a foe that may finally end humanity: a Florida game store owner with a law degree
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(Wired)
 
 
 
So this is how Skynet starts: Teaching Google's DeepMind how to play StarCraft II
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Consistent backswings may be the key to reducing profanity while on the course or court. Take this as you will
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(UPI)
 
 
 
NOAA predicts more active hurricane season than normal, which means we can all breathe a sigh of relief
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Resident comes home from a trip and finds that someone has broken into their house and stol...uh wait, cleaned the place up and left. Police to soon release sketch of suspect, bald male wearing white shirt and pants
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(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Technology exists to eliminate nearly all table saw accidents. Fark: The power tool industry has been lobbying against implementing it for 14 years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
July: Millennials can't buy homes because of avocado toast. August: Millennials can't buy homes because of bachelor parties
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana Republicans discover that they love early voting in places like Hamilton county, but hate it in Marion county, so they reduced its availability there. The fact that one trends Republican and the other Democratic has nothing to do with this
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
If you've ever visited Florence's Uffizi and said to yourself, "Man, these Renaissance paintings are great but how would they look if we replaced all the subjects with auto mechanics," then oh boy, is today ever your lucky day
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Can you tell legitimate science from junk science? Challenge accepted
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Microsoft Surface devices displaying the BSoD when it comes to reliability
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Pacific Northwest may become a 'climate refuge' from global warming, because what hot people really want is to move to a place where no one has air conditioning
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Go back to 1999 to look ahead to the year 2021. Where science has achieved shorter sleeves, larger logos and the Seattle Mariners still stink
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You never want to go into prison already having the nickname of 'Donald Trump with a Maine accent'
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The bad news: Portland is losing a strip club. Good news: Affordable housing will replace it. Bad news: People are upset about this
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists encode malware into DNA to hijack sequencer computers
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While Hawaii is bringing back duck and cover drills, Washingtonians discover that it is against State law to prepare for a nuclear attack. It's a good thing Subby only lives 6 miles from Joint Base Lewis-McChord, so it will be quick and painless
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Five member white-supremacist gang arrested with hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda, meth, and weapons. In other news, these people think they're the 'master race.' Let that sink in for a moment. Take all the time you need
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
More than half of women who got an abortion last year were using contraception, according to UK study. There's a joke in here, but it's not going to come full-term
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump takes break from starting WWIII to share Twitter poll suggesting he was a "better President" than Barack Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
OPEC: 2018 looks pretty good, but, given the black gooey clarity of our crystal balls, let's just up our current output a smidge or two right now
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
The ACLU explains how its mission to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States lead them to defend Milo Yiannopoulos, one of our Constitution's biggest enemies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbors spend a lot of time and effort trying to get their neighbor to turn off the garden light when they just could have bought some curtains. I got some nice blackout curtains on Amazon because the sun keeps rising no matter what I do
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Hillary wants to preach." Submitter wants to care
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenyan opposition leader says the election website hacked to show president in lead. Apropos of nothing, Putin states, "Some people's checks clear faster than others. I have nothing to do with that. Is all I'm saying"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mensa candidate parks his vehicle in police station parking lot because "he wanted to stop in a safe place". Yes, alcohol was involved
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Northern extras wanted for film about Peterloo massacre - "must look pretty hard done by. They should ruffle their hair, look miserable, downtrodden." - yep, wonder where they'll find people like that in Manchester
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it's starting to look like people don't actually like living in tiny houses. See if you can guess why
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congratulations America, just 200 days into Donald Trump's Presidency, "Hawaii Prepares for Nuclear Attack" is a front page news story
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before... A koala walks into a pharmacy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Like lots of other terrible ideas, civil asset forfeiture goes back to medieval times
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Have a magic bank account and $1.29 million to spare?
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Germany's chancellor candidate Martin Schulz says Trump's presidency is not as bad as he thought it would be: "It has actually been far worse"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/9): Mister Miracle attempts to pull off what Watchmen did for the 80s. Not your speed? Then we've got Jean Grey, Walking Dead, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Lewis & Clark kill things, Batman, Superman, Dr. Aphra and cake. (there is no cake)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
For you history buffs, today is the anniversary of the last time the United States attacked a foreign power with an atomic weapon. Which has totally nothing to do with any current news whatsoever, of course
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Two of 1700 cars parked at Fukushima No. 1 plant during height of 2011 nuclear disaster are still unaccounted for, feared to be radiation-tainted. Neither TEPCO nor the repo men know where they are
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bud's Broiler robber ditches bra, takes cash
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is a jobs boom right across America. That's great. As long as you like waiting tables
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
70% of all condo purchases at Trump-branded properties are all-cash transactions with hidden buyers. Which is a common way drug lords and kleptocrats launder their dirty money. But that's perfectly legal thanks to intense lobbying by the RE industry
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Investigators ask news station to blur the faces of neglected horses, fearing they may be recognizable, and put their investigation in jeopardy. Mr. Ed wants a digitally altered voice
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to watch Sookie stripping for Warlow on "True Blood" on your computer, do NOT view it on your work computer, and especially when the screen is in full view in the background during a live news broadcast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors who attended crappy medical schools prescribe more opioids. Get your discount vicodin from Uncle Bob's Fly-By-Night Med Shack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (R - epulsive) says that John McCain's vote against Obamacare repeal was probably due to the cancer he had in his brain affecting his judgement
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Subby predicts 17 named storms, 6 hurricanes, and 2 major hurricanes, neither hitting the US. Place your bets, and let's see how it turns out. $5 ante to participate
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Some in Congress worry N. Korea might strike Guam because of the size of the U.S. military there, another fears our military's weight may actually cause the small island to "tip over"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite changing the criteria from "person with repeated criminal violations, a significant criminal history or history of violence" to "looks kinda foreign", Trump is on pace to lag even the slowest year of the Obama administration in deportations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gen. Mattis walks back Trump's tweet to North Korea by calling for more talks and diplomacy. Ha ha no he actually warned them "not to invite destruction of its people"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Someone actually asks Tom Skilling if chemtrails are real
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why have so many music festivals gone wrong this year? Could it be the lack of avocado toast?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember how Russia attacked our democracy with a cyber army of bots meant to sow distrust in our democracy? Well, the attack is still going on, only now it is targeting figures in Trump's White House that are detrimental to Russia's interests
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(The Ringer)
 
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Ever wonder what the movie "Juno" would have been like if a 6-foot-8 385-pound professional wrestler had replaced Ellen Page? Well, wonder no more
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Twilight Cinematic Universe will soon expand until it reaches heat death
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are up to 100 million black holes in the Milky Way alone. That's our first realistic estimate ever, and it's HUGE
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former Patriots coach fails to cheat death
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala) confused over Trump's endorsement of Sen. Luther Strange in Alabama Senate race. Will be further confused when he wins by 40 percentage points
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Snowflake: It's not fair that I'm being punished for my actions, while at the same time women and minorities get a free meal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Action shooter video games are once again bad for you
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Seventy percent of Windows 10 users are fine with the spyware we've baked into the OS. In no way is that number inflated due to the difficulty in finding all of the privacy settings we've hidden
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau just sent his ambassador to North Korea in an attempt to figure out why things escalated to "fire and fury" without diplomacy (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
How the physical, handwritten check has carved out a stubborn place for itself in American banking and the "express" checkout line at the grocery store
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO Reeed Hastings told billionaire Peter Thiel that he had exhibited "catastrophically bad judgment" by backing Donald Trump's candidacy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Outsourcing the war in Afghanistan to Betsy DeVos's brother -- the CEO of Blackwater -- is a BAD IDEA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mega church pastor conveniently forgets "Blessed are the peacemakers", says God can use Trump to "take out" Kim Jung Un
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
OK so we're going to replace all of government with AI bots
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Begun, the Clone Races have
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United Airlines continues its customer outreach
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donnie two scoops attacked the NYT because of favorable profile on: A. Obama B. Clinton C. Pence
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner was secretly fighting ObamaCare repeal
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The governors of Vermont and New Hampshire will race each other to see which Northern New England state's governor is the fastest in his car
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(Shareblue)
 
 
 
Without a black president to spur gun sales, the NRA now resorting to peddling pants-pissing terror over blowing leaves, that one dog that looked at you funny, foreign-sounding food, your own shadow
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Screaming kids scare off would-be carjackers, potential dates
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC's long war on storefront porn reaches new tipping point for those that haven't heard of the internet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops promises "fire and fury" in response to the North Korean threats, Yertle tells Two Scoops to back off, and rural Americans are feeding leopards over the withdrawal from the TPP. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dentist accused of practicing painless dentistry. For him, at least. Kind of hard to feel anything with a blood alcohol level of .418 percent
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz refuses to confirm or deny providing any formal counsel to Donald Trump or his aides or accepting any money from the same, remember that the next time he is on TV "not defending" Trump
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Medicare for All supporters ready to hold establishment Democrats to account when Sen. Bernie Sanders introduces his legislation
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Like the Frinkiac and the Morbotron before it, the Master of all Science lets you make memes and gifs of Rick and Morty quotes. Which is good, because the show is still young, and its anal cavity is still taut yet malleable
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
People used to be nicer to each other because of cigarettes
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It turns out there's a very good reason the White House has not commented on the Minnesota mosque bombing: the White House first wants to rule out the possibility it was a false flag attack
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Pat Robertson people who go to mass every day can NOT be sexual predators
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, how big is the team inside Twitter that manages Trump's account and everything related to it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump bans media coverage of his golf outings because he wants to maintain the fiction that he is on a working vacation. He would have gotten away with it, if people hadn't started leaking videos and pictures of him goofing off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently the Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn't run and these scientists can prove it because they invented a time machine and traveled to the cretaceous period and were not chased
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"The New York Mets are a stunt car on fire, careening off a rock face to the desert hellscape below. That means it must be August." (Warning slideshow)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Couple decides to have sex at the Wisconsin State Fair in full view of others. It must've been the excitement over the Cricket Nachos
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(46th President of the United States)
 
 
 
With the looming spectre of impeachment on the horizon, let's check in with Mike Pence and... oh lawd
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Nuclear-armed madman threatens "face fire and fury like the world has never seen," later adding "Now watch this drive"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Piece of dental braces removed from woman's intestine after 10 years. Happy early-teen nightmares
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Letterman is coming back, but you'll have to subscribe to Netflix in order to watch
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The ACLU and the SLPC apparently got ahold of an HBOGo password and watched some old John Oliver episodes as they file suit against a pretrial services company that kept people in jail even after they'd posted bail unless they paid thousands in fees
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yertle criticizes Trump for rushing him with arbitrary deadlines and excessive expectations, reminds him the turtle wins the race, not the hair
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Wallet hack: you'll be less inclined to spend money if you take all your credit cards out of your wallet and throw them away and live within your means
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Afraid Trump and Pruitt will bury the EPA's climate report, someone accidentally drops a copy in the lobby of the New York Times
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Alt-right activists call for Google boycott after employee is fired for anti-diversity paper. Subby welcomes the idea and would like to encourage them to boycott the entire internet since women and minorities are using it
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
The Palmer Report would like you to know it has no connection to the discredited conspiracy theorists it has been citing in its stories
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist warns that upcoming eclipse could cause the end of the world. Nibiru, please
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"I ain't got no body" is a great song to sing along with, unless you're driving a coroner's van and the gurney just rolled out the back and into traffic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kyra Sedgewick discovers her degree of separation from Kevin Bacon is closer than she thought
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Holding a raccoon? Betting on an election? Adultery? They're crimes that can get you jail in Utah
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A message on Sinead O'Connor's Facebook page late Monday assured fans that the singer was okay, explaining that "she is surrounded by love and receiving the best of care"
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