Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
500 headlines found matching 'AC'
Wed August 31, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
At the age of 24 years, 55 days, Manny Machado celebrates becoming the youngest player in Orioles history to reach the 100-home run mark by hitting a 438 foot blast, with a personal best exit velocity of 112.7 mph
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
JaCoby Jones' first big league hit was a go-ahead double and his mom was there to see it. Mom: Always your No. 1 fan
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indians pitcher Zach McAllister makes the very rare spinning hacky sack catch
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
One impromptu Fark Party would put this place out of business
source: en.rocketnews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that engine that might be reactionless and maybe produces thrust for reasons we might not understand? The researchers might be getting a paper through peer review, according to a deleted comment on an internet forum. Maybe
source: ibtimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Obamacare is doomed
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of emergency declared as depression nears, Prozac recommended
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
New EFL trophy, combining English Football League clubs from levels three and four and academy sides from the Premier League and Championship, hailed as "a weighty lead turd nobody asked for but sod you, football fans, you're having it anyway"
source: sports.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
North Korea deploys nuclear backpacks on soldiers who will mercilessly spray their foes with radiation. Kind of like nuclear skunks but with fewer pork chops
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a preview of 2018's top news, Senate ousts the country's first female president after her impeachment
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Stranger Things' is bringing back the strange for Season 2
source: thterrortime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The contrast between the baseless accusations that Trump is a fringe candidate and the reality of Obama and Hillary Clinton's lifelong radical associations could not be clearer
source: americanthinker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump was going to talk with black voters in Detroit about how their lives were Thunderdome and only he could save them from Tina Turner? Well, it turns out not so much
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly wants to know if she should sue after the new Facebook trend algorithms push a fake story about her, mocking the fact Conservatives were upset about the whole trend in the first place because it was liberal leaning
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with placing people in prison for an ounce of weed, DEA decides that it's time to make possession of Kratom And Mitragynine a felony too
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
For those who thought that Peyton Manning will come out of retirement and join the Minnesota Vikings to replace an injured Teddy Bridgewater ... sorry, but he'll continue to spend Sunday mornings grocery shopping in his bathrobe
source: fansided.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The real reason journeyman Baba Yaga and cannibalistic ghoul Ann Coulter invited a black Uber driver to a Breitbart party
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the cars of famous NFL stars, that they drive to places like the game and bars
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign hackers access voter registration records in Arizona and Illinois. Which is no big deal since half the people registered to vote in Illinois are dead, and for half the voters in Arizona it's just a matter of time
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck employee and empty sack Tomi Lahren just can't stop hating Colin Kaepernick, warning him "citizenship is conditional." On what, pray tell?
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
While you had a quiet weekend on Earth, for the very first time, NASA just sequenced DNA in space
source: sciencealert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Apple)
 
 
 
"We now find ourselves in the unusual position of being ordered to retroactively pay additional taxes to a government that says we don't owe them any more than we've already paid"
source: apple.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts prosecutor says shooting a burglar breaking into your house is first degree murder. Grand jury disagrees
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
We're getting a new miniseries based on the FBI's heroic actions in bringing down the domestic terrorist group known as The Branch Davidians during the infamous Waco siege. And Ludacris is attached to star
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Transfer Deadline Day in the UK, in which every major team tries to outspend each other for moderate talent. Follow along here and facepalm when your team spends £38M on an injured unknown right back from an unpronounceable country
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's recent headcracking hasn't made her any more sympathetic to victims of violence as she urges violence against Colin Kaepernick, who has the temerity to protest something based on his personal beliefs
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost millennial: "I'm a Bernie backer and I refuse to support Hillary"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally sane Michelle Bachmann speaks to totally sane religious right about how God totally lifted Trump up to be their president. Nothing about this should raise any red flags about where we are as a society
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue August 30, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
H&R Block posts 1Q loss of $124 million as Americans decide that a TurboTax® program is more appealing than sitting face to face with their seasonal employees
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Why not turn an old church into a swingers club? I mean, it is Daytona Beach
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals pitcher forgets the cardinal rule of the free pass: Always make sure the ball doesn't end up at the backstop
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teenage hedge fund manager lists his home address as his office, so of course he accuses regulators of harassment when they show up at his home to conduct an audit
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Massachusetts wants to move itself into a new time zone because its resident alcoholics want to day-drink longer in the winter or something
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will Daniel Bryan respond to last week's HOT FIRE from the Miz? WHAT is in store for Dean Ambrose and AJ Styles? WHEN will we see Heath Slater's 17 kids? It is YOUR Smackdown Live thread. (8pm on USA)
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ten useful free tools to help you troubleshoot Windows 10 and bring it back from the sickbed. "Regedit is cool, dashing, potentially dangerous, and rapidly becoming obsolete"
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Four-foot long alligator captured in Pittsburgh area suburb woman's back yard. Official have no idea how it got there since there are no Disney theme parks in the area
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Vikings may be opening their new stadium with a new starting QB after Teddy Bridgewater goes down with the dreaded non-contact injury to the knee
source: sbnation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
Boobies
 
French Prime Minister weighs in on burkini debate, declaring himself for liberté, égalité, free mammaries
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The MI6 agent who was found in a sealed bag after he committed "suicide" had hacked into secret data on Bill Clinton
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hope Solo reacts to news of her suspension with all the poise and class we've come to expect from her
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ireland leaders to challenge EU on record ruling against Apple, say they don't want the $14.5 billion in back taxes when they'd rather have good local jobs at tax-averse corporations. "To do anything else, it would be like eating the seed potatoes"
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devils are rapidly evolving resistance to a deadly facial cancer that's brought them to the brink of extinction
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Good news for the people on the south shore of Long Island, you have a great white shark nursery right off your beaches. Enjoy the kids while they're young
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Two of the largest volcanos in Iceland are coming back to life. FARK: Katla hasn't erupted in nearly 100 years, and is long overdue. If it does go kablooey, at least we can pronounce its name this time, unlike Bárðarbunga, so that's nice
source: icelandreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Six years of Obamacare later, uninsured still at 11%
source: mrctv.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After four years of negotiations, Southwest pilots are flying high over new four-year contract
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Undrafted rookie linebacker Myke Tavarres does the fastest backpedal drill in the history of the NFL after realizing cuts are coming in the next few days
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The US military would most likely follow the commands of the Commander in Chief even if he is Donald J. Trump. Which, might actually be more worrisome than if they wouldn't
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Chemtrails 101 has been cancelled due to lack of tinfoil
source: blogs.mprnews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Guess who's back? / Back again? / Lewandowski's back / Tell a friend ♫
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
It's rush hour, bumper to bumper traffic on I-75 near Cincinnati. What a great place for a father and son to try heroin together
source: springfieldnewssun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC reporter covering Trump: "I'll continue to be fair in my reporting of all candidates - and hope I don't encounter abuse or racism like that again." Oh you sweet summer child
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man turns himself in for mislabelling how much nuts the contents of his package truly contained
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to this daily tracking poll, Hillary and Donald have switched positions. The Donald is now on top of Hillary. But given the movement the last few weeks, these two like to try different positions a lot
source: graphics.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Academy of Country Music: We are introducing the Merle Haggard award | Sturgil Simpson: You know ol' Merle hated y'all stinking lying crappy bro country BS right? you ran him out of town
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chipotle, home of America's favorite GMO-free but E. coli-riddled burritos, has been accused of wage theft by 10,000 current and former employees
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the wake of the pickle incident, Alex Jones claims Jimmy Kimmel and Hillary Clinton are conspiring to kill him and make it look like an accident. Guess he should have gone with Star Trek like he claims
source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As if we didn't have enough to worry about, monster slugs are now attacking birds in Poland
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump vowed to get 95% of the black vote. Right now, he's polling at 0
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
In late August, Seattle Mariners fans are used to kissing the season goodbye, not each other at the game. Fark: And they were threatened with ejection from the game. Total Fark: On Pride night
source: kuow.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hence Trump's popularity among "we the people," tired of bowing to political correctness and the narrative of the elites, punching back against hypocritical Democrat accusations of racism. And pointing out that Hillary Clinton is the real racist
source: americanthinker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart takes to Twitter to let people know what he thinks of Colin Kaepernick. Other users politely suggest his views are skewed by his interaction with police. Y'know, after he killed someone on the track
source: sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force: We can totes retire the A-10 in five years without any issues. Government Accountability Office: Are you farking kidding?
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
10,000th Syrian refugee arrives in the U.S. and is welcomed with a double wide trailer full of complimentary back bacon and Crystal Pepsi
source: 1190kex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
This dog needs a steak and new pair of pants after wandering on an off road race course during a race
source: sbnation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's hack doctor overmedicated his patients
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' InfoWars website hacked, 50,000 users info stolen. So, for unscrupulous types wanting a list of easily gullible people willing to give away money for just about any reason, it's like Christmas morning come early
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Famed Louisiana pink dolphin not pregnant, but 'dates' often
source: wgno.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Your boss might be a cheap alcoholic if he rents work space from local bars that are mostly empty during the day
source: fromthegrapevine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey threatens to kill Obama, attack a mosque, and put bombs in police stations. Anybody could have worked for Spacey. You never knew. That was his power
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stanford rapist to be released after serving only three months, hopefully his long stint behind bars didn't have "too severe of an impact on him"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
So wearing Indian headdresses on the first day of school was wrong for teaching about native communities in Quebec? Should the teachers not have done that?
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten announce the birth of their son, offer up Red Woman's placenta smoothie as a small memento of the occasion
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York store charges $585 for torn up shoes put back together with duct tape in order to make the buyer look fashionably poor. They can Derelicte my balls
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft Bing engineers place Melbourne on island near coast of Japan, where it doesn't belong... yet
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Walk-on for Ohio State to handle kicking duties due to injuries. The first rule of place kicking is don't talk about place kicking
source: buckeyextra.dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon August 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What Jackie Robinson thought about not standing for the anthem: "I cannot stand and sing the anthem. I cannot salute the flag; I know that I am a black man in a white world. In 1972, in 1947, at my birth in 1919, I know that I never had it made"
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Come on in, folks; let me show you through this spacious three-bedroom, two-bath split-level with detached garage, central air, and naked couple going at it on the floor
source: krtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
NOBODY tells Helen Mirren that she is "especially telling in projecting a sluttish eroticism" and then asks her about her tits. She doesn't stand for that, and hasn't since 1975 since she practically murdered the only guy who did on live TV
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
After Foxconn scandal blew up back in the day, let's see how well Apple is supervising its Chinese suppliers in 2016. Workers' pay and conditions will surely be nothing to worry about, am I right?
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity says Colin Kaepernick did not stand for The National Anthem because "he converted to Islam; I can't tell you who told me exactly but they're reliable sources." Oh, Lumpy, don't change
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA just flew a spacecraft closer to Jupiter than ever before, and has the photos to prove it
source: sciencealert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Spokesvacuum Katrina Pierson tries, fails to make Weinergate Hillary Clinton's fault
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in Dartmouth - in the face, but not with a dart and not in the mouth
source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Donald Trump On Colin Kaepernick: "Maybe he should find a country that works better for him" which I suppose is just a nice way to say "Go back to Africa"
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Satellites are now being launched into space by F-104 Starfighters. Wait, what?
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's only been a few days since Facebook replaced its human news curators with an algorithm. Let's see how it's doi...oh dear
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Chargers and Joey agree on rookie contract, aren't angry anymore
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson gets in on the poll unskewing action
source: politifact.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Chris Christie looks back on the wreckage of a career that once seemed headed to the White House, there will be one color that keeps re-occurring: Orange. The Orange Man stole the nomination because of the orange cones he put on a bridge
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
This space monorail could get humans to Mars in two days
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign runs ad pushing tax plan that Trump doesn't support. It's like they sit in a room with little plastic scissors and Elmers glue, cut things out of magazines, and the best one each day is Trump's Important Policy Idea
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's go back in time and watch an awful TV show Trump wanted to make all about his precious self. Pssst ...Bring the throwup bags and get a load of the main character's name
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
#TheZuckening is the next stage in meme pages' crusade against Facebook
source: dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman who confronts her white privilege by going to the tanning salon insists blacks have nothing to fear from trigger-happy cops
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani reacts angrily to the existence of black people with opinions about things. Hits somewhere between 9 and 11 on the furious scale
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
It's not just asteroids that cause mass extinctions on earth. Scientists discover supernovas have also caused cataclysmic damage. Sleep well, everyone
source: digitaltrends.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man says he believed he was God until one of his sexual attack victims bit him, although why Morgan Freeman would attack anyone is unknown
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Hillary's disastrous reaction to her so-called Clinton Foundation scandal is the reason it's still bleeding
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's becoming increasingly difficult to separate reality from parody as Sarah Palin falls down and cracks her head and finds a way to turn the incident into an attack on Hillary Clinton
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Variety)
 
NewsFlash
 
Willy Wonka, the Waco Kid, and Dr. Frederick Frankenstein all pass away on the same day. RIP Gene Wilder
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, he's been this much of a loser for months
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The crack investigative reporting team at NPR wants you to know that everything you knew about Bob Ross is wrong
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bike racers increasingly going with the Superman stance in the saddle
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sunday storm in Manitoba brought hail the size of nickels, loonies and even eggs, three acknowledged forms of measurement when it comes to precipitation
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hillary's racism lie, in which she linked Republicans to the kreepy klown kar her party created and in which her senatorial mentor Robert Byrd served as a Grand Imperial Cyborg Wizard Dragon or something
source: townhall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
DOJ: It's against the law to keep immigrant workers on after their employment authorization expires. Oh and by the way, if you let them go you're a racist
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stork fails physical, will fly back to New England
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigan: Not many of us could wake up and do what Katrina Pierson does every day with a straight face. What an inspiration. Katrina Pierson: Thank you so much
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Thanks to Alex Jones and his seven minute rant about pickles, we now have a group of "Pickle Jar Truthers" attacking Hillary Clinton and her health. If only he'd talked about Star Trek like he'd intended
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is the definition of bigotry because she's biased against racists." That soundbite and disconnect from reality came courtesy of Trump advocate Scottie Nell Hughes, best known for being mocked on SNL
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman finally gets an answer to a message in a bottle which she placed in the water in 1995 as an 8-year-old child
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rural EMS to stop carrying EpiPens over cost hikes. Peanuts, bee stings seen giving each other high fives
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the most recent episode of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the split-action sequences prove Junkie Depp, his mother, the rich guy, and the two girls are just idiots doing idiot things. LET'S PLAY A PIANO, THAT WON'T ATTRACT ZOMBIES
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Louis Vuitton pays $122 million to buy a store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Company says it was a huge risk, and will take selling at least 20 handbags to make back the money
source: bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists accidentally discover antibiotic to treat koalas suffering from chlamydia. *cute little clap*
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Paleontologist Jack Horner of Jurassic Park fame pushed into retirement after discovering a rare specimen known as Matrimonius Undergradiata
source: bozemandailychronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian journalist critical of Putin found dead of acute lead poisoning
source: uatoday.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You know the drill. Someone steals your dog. You post it on Facebook. It gets more than ten thousand shares. Your dog is recovered 962 miles from home and returned to you. That's how the internet works
source: wcax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun August 28, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Five movies that should never be remade. Hollywood: Challenge accepted
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Guy robs donut shop across from police station, doesn't get two feet out the door. #CunningPlan
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gangs in Los Angeles have agreed to peace. No, really
source: goodnewsnetwork.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
If you got bad grades in school it's because you had ugly teachers
source: ktnv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is this the way to get rid of the ridiculous health conspiracy theories?
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Producers of 24: Legacy are RUNNING OUT OF TIME to make the show appealing, so they want to bring Mary Lynn Rajskub back
source: slashfilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. is out for another week as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads back to Michigan to the track that put him out of action (and didn't do Ernie Irvan or Clifford Allison any favors either) for the Pure Michigan 400, 2 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lost Led Zeppelin track surfaces online, no word on who they stole this one from
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"No Man's Sky is an existential crisis simulator disguised as a space exploration game" ... and, as far as anyone can tell, pretty much pointless
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
You can't fix stupid, but Rachel Maddow certainly tried in a valiant attempt to explain this thing called "the Constitution" to Trump's new campaign manager
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton preps for debate with briefing books, mock debates, hours of study and rehearsal. Trump heads to the golf course and trades zingers with a few supporters over bacon cheeseburgers and hot dogs
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Avengers: Infinity War won't have Hugh Jackman running around in the background screaming "JEAN!" at random intervals
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas county GOP Chair who was known to be a rabid conspiracy theorist, racist, and crackpot winds up getting himself ousted because he made one idiotic mistake
source: texastribune.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Video for all the morans that don't know the rules of the road. In other news, not even this video will stop morans from driving 55 in the left lane, even though they're causing accidents
source: autoblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katrina Pierson decides the safest place to defend her boss is on Fox News, so she pins Trump's immigration flip-flop on President Obama
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists: "HAARP is about about controlling the weather, chemtrails, and our minds." HAARP: "Well, why don't you come visit us and see exactly what we do here?" Conspiracy theorists: "Ummm, er, um, CHEMTRAILS"
source: iflscience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy of changing his views on immigration is all about getting college educated white Republicans to vote for him because they're embarrassed to vote for a complete racist
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine newspaper would like to revoke its endorsement of Governor Paul LePage. I believe this falls under the no "take-backs" category. Unless you have Obama's time machine, then it's totally doable
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Teacher facing suspension after forcing the only black girl in her class to play a slave trying to escape via the underground railroad
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
The Bundesliga is back, starting with Bayern Munich v. Werder Bremen, Borussia Dortmund v. Mainz, and lots of other games this weekend
source: bundesliga.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Y'know, the Paralympics name is pretty stupid. If they said it was 'Techno-Athletes' battling each other with their $70,000 computerized artificial limbs, people would watch the shiat out of that (great read + pics)
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat August 27, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
When the Massachusetts Turnpike debates tolls, the designated citizen advocate is a former employee whose job depended on high tolls
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Okay team, we need a lazy "Women be like" meme we can stretch in a two page listicle. Does it have to be funny? Hell no, we're Cracked, have you read us in the past few years? Okay....go
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fairbanks is home to the largest battery in the world, as well as ... look, it's 13,760 individual NiCad cells, each one as big as a PC and weighing 165 pounds. Other cities might have nice batteries, but Fairbanks' is big, that's all they're saying
source: motherboard.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Yeah, Trump loves black people, just like back in the day when he used to keep them out of his apartment buildings
source: bipartisanreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The University of Chicago's crackdown on idiotic trigger warnings is "all about money." TRIGGERED
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Press TV)
 
 
 
Iran is becoming a real power in world footvolley: "Footvolley is essentially beach volleyball, but players are not allowed to use their hands and a football replaces the volleyball"
source: presstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Come celebrate baseball the way it's meant to be played -- it's the Little League World Series, where Tennessee and New York face off to see who's the best in the U.S., live from Williamsport, Pa. 3:30 PM ET on ABC
source: sbnation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ok, now it's cool NOT to be a Hipster? Then what am I supposed to do with this monocle, 1920s typewriter, and facial hair?
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two best friends born three days apart learn 41 years later the hospital accidentally switched them at birth
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PM News)
 
 
 
Coming back home from the Olympics without a medal? That's an arrest and detainment. Fark: Not Ryan Lochte
source: pmnewsnigeria.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day back in 1928, 15 of the most powerful nations in the world signed the Kellogg-Briand Pact, outlawing war as a means to settle international disputes. Think how much worse the 20th century would have been without this landmark pact
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
For those of you who don't follow Formula One, here's the perfectly logical explanation of how Lewis Hamilton can be penalized 55 places in the 22-car Belgian GP, although even people who understand F1 admit it's "ridiculous"
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New survey says that hair transplants make men look younger and more attractive. Although in presidential races it's hard to argue with the power of a bad combover
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Damn straight you don't hover a drone over actor Robert Duvall's house, you'll have to deal with his shotgun toting neighbor
source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick says he's got better things to do than stand for the national anthem before 49ers games this season: "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color"
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rush's Alex Lifeson turns 63 today. Truly, there is no better band or act to emerge from Canada
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most depressing photo you'll ever see on the internet of a couple who's been married 62 years saying goodbye to each other as they get ready to be taken away to different nursing homes. I'll be in my funk
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
We must call the alt-right movement what it truly is: Racist as hell
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Root)
 
 
 
Question of the day: "Did Oklahoma police go too far when they pepper-sprayed an 84-year-old woman?" Uhhh, who exactly is taking the 'No' side on this? (with video)
source: theroot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NYC's Bryant Park is tracking visitor behavior. Mostly the minor league criminals who go there to practice in hopes they'lll someday be called up to work in Central Park
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
High school millennials now expect to be able to customize their personal parking spaces with painted designs and messages
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"We were looking to get street cred back in the tiki world"
source: talesofthecocktail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
High school teacher shocked, shocked I tell you, after being attacked by a student with a stun gun
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Conspiracy check: Show of hands here, how many think there's any Au in Fort Knox?
source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Surgeons are using augmented reality to extract really elusive Pokemons. Okay, that's half true
source: thestack.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
National parks demand human sacrifice for hundredth anniversary
source: greatfallstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri August 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson says he thought he'd die in his recent bicycle crash. No word yet on the condition of the nude model who had been riding on his back at the time
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Skateboarding with a freaking jetpack. Coming up next: In the ER with a freaking jetpack
source: sploid.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US News)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve's newly created Facebook page is quickly overrun with comments from critics and Internet trolls. Yellen ensues
source: usnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Omigod, Orlando Bloom has again been seen on the beach in a bathing suit. Can you believe it? Next thing you know, he'll be wearing flip flops
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2016 claims another: Marvin Kaplan, character actor known for the sitcom "Alice" and his voice-over work as Choo-Choo on the animated series "Top Cat," dead at 89
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Under the "Because it affects and /or effects me" effect, Congressman orders FCC to fix an eavesdropping flaw in the phone system that impacts "half of congress". NSA unavailable for comment, but have already heard about it
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
At least 698 Americans share their names with Pokémon
source: fusion.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds beers of the two biggest German brewery rivals "actually taste almost exactly the same"
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Circa)
 
 
 
If 'guilt-by-association' is acceptable for Trump, Hillary should be in prison
source: circa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jackass star acts like jackass
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Japanese scientists detect rare deep-Earth tremor that isn't an earthquake, trace its location to powerful "weather bomb" storm near Greenland. I for one blame the Roji-Panty Complex
source: theconversation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tim Beckman leaves North Carolina football for being a 'distraction' and that he cannot mess with students his own way
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Owensboro Messenger Inquirer)
 
 
 
Professor uses beer to teach chemistry. Tasty, inebriating chemistry
source: messenger-inquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Cool Tag: Story of a guy who grew up a Packers fan in Green Bay getting a shot to play for his team. Obvious Tag: And then you learn just how deep his family connections to the team go
source: thelab.bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is going to tax uber to subsidize cab companies who offer worse service at higher prices because "fairness"
source: reason.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump to black people: "Vote for me. What have you got to lose?" Black people: "Everything"
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're not really on vacation until you're drunk enough that getting a tattoo reading ''Gary Lineker shags crisps' tattooed on your chest seems like a great idea
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gun Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada: "THESE ARE ACTIVE FIRING RANGES. NO POKEMON ACTIVITY BEYOND THIS POINT"
source: gunfreezone.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch as a Jezebel editor reads from the Necromonicon According to Baba Yaga and slowly drains the life from a poor redheaded sacrifice
source: deathandtaxesmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Storify)
 
 
 
"Regarding the Birther thing. No serious conservative outlet that I know of has ever sponsored or entertained that conspiracy"
source: storify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"At first, the woman ran across rooftops. Then, she decided to strip naked so she wouldn't be noticed"
source: sputniknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Psychologists say teachers are giving elementary school students three times the recommended levels of homework every night. Students immediately complain that it's nearly double what they should have
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTVL Medford)
 
 
 
Look, you can't just walk around breaking into homes, whipping out your junk and demanding that elderly women perform sex acts on you. Police are not cool with that
source: ktvl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thrilled with recent press coverage, white supremacists are playing saxophones, posing for photos, and holding videoconferences. Stormfront's even giving away black garden gnomes that will totally respect white culture
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Grammarly)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Supportors r just at bad at grammir as each other but their differnt in there waze
source: grammarly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economists are just now finding out that actual data is more important than their pet theories. Just in time, there, guys. It's not like we've had decades of theories which didn't fit the data
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Cop stops black guy for traffic violation, said guy's daughter cries and is scared the cop will hurt her dad. But then...
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
That deep throaty chuckle of self-satisfaction mixed with a tinge of relief and vindictiveness you heard in DC yesterday came from Paul Manafort as he watched Trump publicly contradict what his own campaign manager had just said the day before
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Finally 'XXX' is back in Times Square ....in the form of racy lounge chairs
source: ny.curbed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A big hearty thank you to all Whatsapp users for so kindly agreeing to give Facebook your phone number and all that other personal data. Oh, you didn't agree? Hm. Well, thanks anyway
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most campaign pros credit Obama's 2012 victory to the campaigns incredibly sophisticated data analytics operation that allowed them to micro-target ad buys and GOTV efforts. The Trump campaign's approach OTOH can best be summed up as "Data? Schmata"
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage in the news again for racial comments and cursing, this time going to a Maine Coon cat festival and asking "where are all the f***ing black people?"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Astronaut Jeff Williams sets a record for the most days in space at 521, breaking the previous record held by Dennis Rodman
source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodgers and Phillies each swap their longtime catchers in a trade, and the sadness hits teammates and fans very hard
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Drug companies pay millions of dollars to jack up drug prices, thereby making millions of dollars. Hey waitaminute. You know if you don't spend so much trying to jack up prices, you'd have the same bottom line while making drugs affordable
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that memory activation, exposure help alleviate arachnophobia. So does killing them with fire, but hey, each to their own
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jill Stein's candidacy is primarily based on her supporters' belief in fairy tales. Wait, I thought that was Bernie Sanders?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Private prisons are crowded, understaffed, and deadly for inmates, according to researchers who just finally got around to watching Season 1 of 'Orange is the New Black'
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So, who wants a live-action remake of James and the Giant Peach? Anyone? Anyone? Sam Mendes is attached? Anyone?
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's okay, Dallas fans, you can breathe now. Romo's okay. Oh, and how's that search for a decent backup QB going? Might want to work on that a bit harder
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Magnetic bacteria used to deliver cancer drugs deep into tumours. At least researchers know how f*ckin magnets work
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Wizard David Duke is thrilled Donald Trump is embracing white supremacy and "talking like an alt-right leader"
source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Galaxy)
 
 
 
Why yes we are special in the scheme of things and have a unique place in the universe. Don't you feel 'special'
source: dailygalaxy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols passes Mark McGwire for 10th place on the MLB all-time home run list. He's now only 178 homers, 265 hypodermic needles and seven hat sizes behind all time champ Barry Bonds
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Nearly 5% of Utah students opted out of vaccination, tag is for all of them
source: fox13now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist George Lakoff has studied the mouth and words for years, and he cautions everyone that Donald Trump believes and means everything he has been saying on the campaign trail--whether it's his Great Wall of Racism or killing people
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's been five years and it's Friday, so let's catch up with 19-year-old Rebecca Black
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Respawn shows other game developers how it's done ... by releasing patches for their pre-alpha game demo based on player feedback
source: destructoid.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli says medications should be expensive because they're valuable. Consumers brace for utility companies increasing water bills by 7,000%
source: inquisitr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
source: deals.fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Half of Americans don't believe in God or miracles. But that could change in November when Donald Trump receives 75 Electoral votes
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burkini ban II: Electric Bugaloo. Bigots double-down as French official threatens people who spread the Burkini ban picture on social media with legal action
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' new starting quarterback is Dak Prescott
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas cop wants $75,000 from Glock for not warning him that his pistol was capable of shooting him in the foot, especially if he tried to mount a tactical light on it while it was loaded
source: guns.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunken Christmas goat burner faces four years in jail. This word salad headline comes to you from Gävle, Sweden
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With the Pulse Nightclub massacre still fresh in everyone's mind, now's not a good time to hold a balloon-popping contest inside an Orlando mall
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Thirteen pains that are worse than childbirth - according to mothers and scientists. DO NOT WANT
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
So, what food would you stockpile to survive a terrorist attack? I'm thinking bourbon and Funyuns for the shelter
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 25, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Animu-style video game features harem of historical race horse schoolgirl lesbian idol singers, aaaaaand that's enough Japan for today
source: en.rocketnews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Before ISIS retreated from Manbij in northern Syria they literally booby-trapped the entire city: "Mines were found inside staircases, refrigerators, baskets, teapots and even normal-looking rocks across the fields"
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Credit card company to pay penalties for insurance program only covering a black eye during a stampede of wild elephants between 3:55 and 4:00 pm on the Fourth of July during a hailstorm
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for performing oral sex on woman laying on beach boardwalk at 1 PM. Told cops he was an "emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty"
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bruce Arians says Bill Belichick is a "Bad coach." In other news, the Cardinals have had the network cameras on their practice field hacked, without realizing it
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is dying so banks are curtailing lending activity to avoid risk. Also, its opposite day today, it was opposite day yesterday, and it will remain opposite day until the next bailout
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I lost. The ni**er won': Alabama GOP mayor gets racist on Facebook after losing to black candidate
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain suggests that maybe, just maybe, there MIGHT be a connection between a report he wrote identifying billionaire Robert Mercer's hedge fund as a major tax cheat and the fact that Mercer is giving a shiat-ton of money to his primary opponent
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Break's over. Everybody back to looking for nickels"
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men with no hair are more attractive, claim bald researchers
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The newspaper business is so bad, publishers can't even give them away. Not copies of the newspaper, mind you. The actual newspaper
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Forbes releases list of highest-paid actors in the world, and Brad Pitt is staying even with Akshay Kumar, but he's not bank like Shah Rukh Khan is
source: ca.hellomagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of naïveté to let someone convince you they're the Qianlong Emperor and scam you out of 40 million RMB
source: shanghaiist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear France, especially lately, we understand why you might be afraid of Islamic terrorism, but sending police to a beach to force a Muslim woman to violate her religion and disrobe at gunpoint? Yeah, You just made an ISIS recruiting video for them
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mysterious facility offers open house and unmanned aircraft petting zoo to disprove mind-control rumors
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"The Kremlin really likes that type of tactic: posting fake documents among real hacked documents"
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
35-year-old Jessica Alba would like to go back in time and stop 20-year-old Jessica Alba from getting so many damn tattoos because she's not "into them anymore." Tattoos: creating permanent reminders of what an idiot you used to be for over 100 years
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In praise of the humble USB drive in the age of the cloud: "The reason I still use them is because the high-capacity ones have become impossibly cheap. My first flash drive had 128MB and cost $40. Now 200x the storage costs less than $10 more"
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Billy Bob and I'm a racist." "Hi, Billy Bob"
source: fox46charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panelists laugh in Katrina Pierson's face as she tries to claim Trump was right to call Clinton a bigot because she "panders" to minorities by claiming to carry a bottle of hot sauce in her purse and that Trump's immigration policy is "unchanged"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
And now with just 74 days to go, we have our first national poll from polling firm somebody's actually heard of that gives Clinton a double digit lead over Trump, and a majority of the vote as she bests Trump 51%-41 in the latest Quinnipiac poll
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Mylan Pharmaceuticals kinda sorta caves, will gouge fewer people for EpiPens
source: wvgazettemail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Trending Views)
 
 
 
Driver at the airport: I'll only illegally park here for 1 minute. Tow truck driver: Challenge accepted
source: trendingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Northern California bakery receives backlash over transgender Ken doll cake, as opposed to making the cake biologically correct like the actual Ken doll is
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Raiders apply for "Las Vegas Raiders" trademark. Also, San Antonio Raiders, Portland Raiders, Fresno Raiders, and Sacramento Raiders. Good to cover all your bases
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Three killed in crossbow attack in Toronto. Nice shot, Daryl
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why President Obama let Iran's 2009 green revolution for democracy fail
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Sit on my FaceTime
source: ctpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Police officers denied food at Taco Bell. Probably ended up saving their lives, or at least their afternoon
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Makers of EpiPen, Mylan Pharmaceuticals' stock drops $3 billion in 5 days as investors panic. If only they had a device that could keep them from going into shock
source: usuncut.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
'Halal drinks' manufacturer allegedly supports radical Islamists, sparking a terrifying new turn in the Cola Wars
source: thelocal.at   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Walmart cashier tries the old "accepting movie prop money from a friend" trick
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The photo behind bizarre conspiracy theory No.156,982 concerning Hillary Clinton's health
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Public school serves in-class breakfasts every day that include Raisels, a snack that contains seven teaspoons of sugar per serving. Some parents have a problem with that
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Gronk is pissed that the Cowboys are using "Do your job" as a slogan, because he says the Patriots created it in 2014. He then suddenly felt Sean Payton's eyes searing into his backside, at which point he tore his ACL
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sure, ATV riders trespassing on your property is annoying, but it's not "string a cable across the trail neck-height" annoying
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: "where there's smoke-there's fire" is just a right-wing conspiracy
source: realclearpolitics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your iPhone 6 has iPhone cancer: "This issue is widespread enough that I feel like almost every iPhone 6/6+ has a touch of it and are like ticking bombs just waiting to act up"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Animated pillowcase full of human bones Ann Coulter melts down on Twitter in reaction to Trump softening his immigration position. Cue the Linkin Park
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Jerry Brown, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them to take away guns, to enforce background checks and to outlaw high-capacity magazines
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Trump to pitch Latino, African-American activists in NYC at his hacienda on Fifth Ave. to shore up their support in non-traditional GOP communities. Good luck with that
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Searching for culture? Behold the best graffiti across all of America
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Kitty plays a tune on the homemade whack-a-mole contraption
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Renee Zellweger would REALLY appreciate it if everyone would stop talking about her face"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Four pots, 32 teams. It's your Champion's League group stage draw, 1PM ET from Monaco
source: uefa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Psychologist says that 4:00 AM is the most productive and creative hour. Especially for men who have to quickly come up with an explanation as to why they're sneaking back into the bedroom at that time of the day
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
With 4 days left before the deadline, these candidates have successfully filed to be on the presidential ballot in MN: Hillary Clinton, Darrell Castle, Dan Vacek, Alyson Kennedy, Jill Stein, "Rocky" Roque De La Fuente, Evan McMullin, Gary Johnson
source: kare11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of the side benefits of working in a day care is you get to draw mustaches on sleeping toddlers. Once
source: barrheadnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
In 1973, the Pentagon approached a pharmaceutical company about designing an agent that would deliver an antidote for nerve gas to a subject via a small pen. This was a 100% funded by taxpayers, and the device became the EpiPen. Ergo, we own it, not big pharma
source: usuncut.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In an outreach to black voters, Trump promises to give cabinet level positions to Bell, Biv AND DeVoe
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
You can now visit the purple Graceland
source: kctv5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Heroin laced with elephant tranquilizer is hitting the streets, still not enough to take down Danny Bonaduce
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow interviews Trump's latest campaign manager. Hilarity ensues
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
China's new ambitious space program to include rovers on Mars that will be sneaking up on US and European rovers by 2020 to pinch them in the arse and rub them in the sprockets while hacking their data
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Someone made a Twitter bot that tweets out nonsense while impersonating a Congresswoman. The learning algorithm was presumably trained on Michele Bachmann
source: takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Teacher fired by college for going on sick leave without permission. When she dies of ovarian cancer, college officials go to her family and say ooooooh she really was sick, sorry about the firing, how's $75,000 sound, and we hope you don't sue us
source: usa.chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So is this about nerds being racist or about racists pretending to be nerds?
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kidnappers-for-hire. Runaway teens. Chemical straitjackets. Abusive authority figures. It's not the latest hit in young adult fiction, it's the status quo in young adult mental health treatment
source: testkitchen.huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pacific islanders fleeing nuclear related problems. I'm not saying it's Godzilla related, but it's Godzilla related
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The endgame of our real life Civ game is in sight. Soon, nerve staples and mind worms for everybody We're going to need a space elevator for this
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics generated 187 million tweets and 1.5 billion Facebook interactions. Of which all but seven came under the headings of "Ryan Lochte" and "dumbass"
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed August 24, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Toe Jam & Earl, the hip-hop and funk-loving alien slackers that starred in insane Sega Genesis games in the '90s, are coming back with a new game for the PC and consoles
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans admit they're bracing for a "tsunami of voter anger" and will probably lose seats to Democrats
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
500,000 year-old needle found in cave can still be used. I'd make sure it was clean because who knows what they were shooting up back then
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently we're running so short of American racists, Trump is having to import them from England
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carbs, which were the food of the devil, are back in again. Rice or pasta? Why not both?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At long last, Donald Trump actually does something to net a positive result for all mankind
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Paul Ryan team up on a poverty plan that will help poor white GOP voters and poor black Liberal voters. Meanwhile, Trump is just assing it up in the polls because he can't make an alliance with his own daughter
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RedState)
 
 
 
You think you are Liberal? Well, Facebook might disagree with you
source: redstate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"There is no horse race here. Clinton is far enough ahead, at a late enough stage in the election, that what we have is a horse running by itself, unperturbed but for the faint possibility of a comet hitting the track"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(City of Seattle)
 
Weeners
 
Sleeveless man arrested for brass-knuckles attack at hot dog stand after being ejected from strip club
source: spdblotter.seattle.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who actually was Ray? Will Tyrell and Flipper make their triumphant return? What's in the letter Elliot gets on Tuesday? Has Angela blown it for FSociety? Was your mind blown last week? It's 'Mr. Robot', 10PM EDT on USA Network....or is it?
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump says Clinton's celebrity backers "aren't very hot anymore" -- losers like Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Beyonce, not superstars like Chachie and that one dude from Duck Dynasty
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inverse)
 
 
 
The most important question facing mankind: Does Godzilla have a penis?
source: inverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines introduces Chip Tags that allow people to track their luggage. Passengers can now send their baggage a post card telling them 'Wish you were here'
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Extinct marsupial lion named for Sir David Attenborough, because Boaty McBoatface is a stupid name for a marsupial lion
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
How many games will each NFL team win? Let the Vegas odds tell you
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Too much activity in certain areas of the brain is bad for memory and hey look at that thing over there
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The internet continues to show its love of Leslie Jones by hacking her phone and website, publishing nude photos, and posting a video of Harambe on her site
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Upset her $2200 check for gift cards did not clear at a local Safeway, a Springfield, Oregon woman does the next best thing and drives her SUV through the store before backing out and speeding off into the sunset
source: kezi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If your dog is urinating blood, and you're experiencing vertigo, sores and hair loss, your water just might be contaminated by a burial site of lab animals, dead fetuses, and radioactive material
source: nhpr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Zombie coral reef comes back to life. ZOMBIE CORAL
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burt Bacharach cancels two shows to recover from a broken arm. It other news, Burt Bacharach is still alive
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a move that is clearly not pandering, Pence gets hair cut at a black barbershop. Trump plans to eat fried chicken and watermelon and tweet "I love the Blacks"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
♪ I want to paint it black ♪
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
The Departed is back as a TV series - presumably as everyone rushes to cash in on the success of Fargo with their own cult crime movie television reboot
source: wow247.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hillary's nationwide lead is expanding as Trump's campaign grows increasingly desperate. Varying different approaches are being considered. Common sense approach conspicuously absent from the list
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can own the original station wagon from National Lampoon's Vacation, perfect for tying dogs to the bumper and aunts to the roof
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major U.S. city now virtually crime free thanks to this completely constitutional policing approach
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump really, really hates the idea that some rich people actually carry through on their claims that they will give money to charity
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The NSA is actively working to to make computers and networks less safe
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
source: magicvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Robot sold without critical poop sensor takes fido's accidents on a home tour
source: hackaday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
A new event at the next Olympics may be Hide and Seek, allowing Francisco Huron from Paraguay to exact his revenge on the reigning champion, England's Don Roberts from Hinckley in Leicestershire
source: huffingtonpost.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A minority watchdog group is criticizing the producers of Kubo and the Two Strings of "whitewashing" by having white actors voice Japanese characters
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
American University of Kabul, Afghanistan, is under attack with explosions and gunfire ongoing. American professors and hundreds of students in danger with an unknown number of casualties
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
If the Democrats want to pick up wins in gubernatorial races, they need to embrace the more conservative Democrat
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Struggling Clinton barely manages to collect 45% of the vote, while Trump surges to capture 4x the support of third-place Gary Johnson
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
No, fugitive FLDS leader Lyle Jeffs did not slip out of his tracking bracelet after he 'experienced the miracle of rapture'
source: fox13now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Company creates a pepper grinder that reroutes the home Wi-Fi and shuts down access to the internet at the dinner table. Good for six breakfasts or dinners - whichever comes first
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turkey has crossed the Syrian border, having been provoked by repeated ISIS attacks. Russia supports Assad's Syria and hates Turkey after they shot down a wayward Russian jet. If anything goes wrong, Russia backs Syria and US backs Turkey. Ballgame
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The world's largest pyramid is in Mexico is hiding under a mountain, which, when you think about it, makes a lot of sense. It's the perfect place to hide a pyramid
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nice cop fines woman, forces her to remove clothing at beach
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Apparently someone in the Conservative Coalition realized that there isn't much happening in Michigan on Tuesday the 30th, so they've organized Pro-Trump 'flash mob' events to take place throughout the state
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson goes on Fox News to defend Black Lives Matter, confusing the hell out of the hosts
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli supports the CEO whose company manufactures EpiPen, saying that because she increased the price from $57 to $318--and gotten a salary jump from $2 million to $19 million--she is "one of the good guys"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Zach Britton has now gone 43 straight appearances w/out allowing an earned run, the longest streak in MLB history since earned runs became an official statistic
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 for help after discovering a robber in his home, and the responding cop shoots the first person he sees, who just happened to be the homeowner who just happened to be black
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston needs to decide if they want to be known as HTX or HOU. "I don't want a single, smug Austinite kicking back with his craft beer and his big thick beard and his man bun, saying, 'Look at those Houstonians, they gotta steal from us'"
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
UFC fighter investigated for not contributing to pharmaceutical CEO's mistress and summer mansion fund
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
In a Columbo plot gone wild, woman poses as a Dateline producer to entice brain damaged man to re-enact 911 call, killing him to take the heat off in 2011 murder investigation, then gets all self-stabby in jail
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
CSU paying people over $1,000 to inhale smoke as part of...hey wait, come back, it's about wood burning stoves
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue August 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tesla now offering $20,000 Super Ludicrous mode upgrade, making it good for 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, which is on par with a high-end Ferrari. 2.5 seconds is also the exact amount of time it takes to get beamed through space with your ass on backward
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Galaxy Note 7 is packed with the latest and greatest tech. Too bad it gets smoked by the comparatively ancient iPhone 6s
source: cultofmac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dee Snider of Twister Sister does an acoustic remake of "We're not Gonna Take it" with Criss Angel to battle childhood cancer. Dang it's dusty out here in the desert
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another thing workaholic millennials are wrecking for everyone: Ruining vacation time for all
source: travelandleisure.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Response to Trump's outreach to Black voters from an actual African-American
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The guy at the Trump rally wearing a "Trump Is A Child Rapist" shirt is A) a BernieBro, B) a Black Lives Matter bro, C) a Travis County Republican party chairman bro
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook is about to make it tougher for you to pretend you're actually doing something constructive at work
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Modern reenactment of Battle of Thermopylae takes place on Route 66
source: krqe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Times said to be hacked by Russians. It was first noticed when motto on first page switched to "All the news that fits our viewpoint, we print"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Maybe I missed it, but I don't recall any headlines or articles that delved into Obama's popularity among 'uneducated black men'"
source: dailycaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Mission Impossible and Law & Order actor Steven Hill dies at age 94. *DOINK DOINK*
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Laura Ingalls Wilder (AKA Melissa Gilbert) was going to run for Congress before she was seriously injured. Now she'd rather not risk permanent disability, but oh no -- the GOP is suing to force her to stay in the race so they have a weaker opponent
source: gopocalypse.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Having failed to make money in every other venture, Blackberry decides to try their luck at Patent Trolling
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hillary PAC pays internet trolls to support her online. New hotness: Russia pays internet trolls to build up Trump
source: nordic.businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The show moves westward to Silicon Valley. Can Donna and Cam make Mutiny the dial-up version of WoW? Will Gordon stop whining? Will Joe cause the Challenger Accident? Can we just get a Bosworth spinoff? "Halt and Catch Fire" Season 3, AMC, 9 PM EST
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
BBC polls 177 film critics from across the globe. Comes up with the top 100 films of the century so far. Subby really needs to spend less time watching Trailer Park Boys
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter