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94 headlines found matching 'ABC News'
Thu January 18, 2018
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump's announcement of the winners of Fake News Awards goes as smoothly as everything else his administration does
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Wed January 17, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Matt Damon: I need to learn just to shut up
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here is the long, full, exhaustive list of racist statements made by Donald Trump. Who is a president. Who shouldn't be saying these things
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Stephanoplous is upset at ABC for censoring Trump: "I don't think it's right to censor the president or to sugarcoat the racist sentiment". Basically if Trump's a big enough arsehole to say shiathole, ABC should farking sack up and report it
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Thu January 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Will she finally admit she colluded with Russia, er, Gillooly? Is she still hunting for the real hitmen? Why is still news after two decades? Whyyyy? WHYYYYY??? This is YOUR Tonya Harding ABC News Interview Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
White House's attempt to stop leaks with new more extensive ban on electronic devices is leaked
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Durr hurr, it's cold outside so that means global warming is a myth." Meanwhile in Australia, it's so hot the roads are literally melting
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Fri January 05, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here's what you need to know if you win the Powerball and Mega Millions and their combined $1 billion prize
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ex-Trump adviser: "I probably called Trump an "idiot" but he's by no means an idiot". Peter Griffin unavailable for comment
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ABC's Brian Ross does not return from suspension, rumored to be joining Brian Williams and Dan Rather on their trek to get the one ring to Mount Doom under heavy fire from the National Guard
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian military can only survive 19 days into an invasion, which is more than enough time for them to mop up what the Australian wildlife and environment didn't take care of
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Folic acid and multivitamins block vaccine binding sites
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
And now Trump is sending Bannon a cease and desist letter citing non disclosure agreements
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Wed January 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I trust you"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Obviously the President does not believe that the entire Department of Justice is part of the Deep State"
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Former head of the Joint Chiefs says we've "never been as close to war with North Korea" as we are now
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Sat December 30, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
2018 will be the Year of the Mueller
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Fri December 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Airlines: "We drag passengers off our planes." Alaska Air: "Hold my beer and mukluks"
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Wed December 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We have reached the end of an era: that of the big-name news anchor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia Confederate statue gets a facelift
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you think the Fox News website is getting more unhinged, people at Fox agree with you
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump unhappy no one has thrown parade in his honor for overhauling tax bill. Apparently no one can afford to put one on now
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently Tonya Harding is ready to stop skating around the facts
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Wed December 20, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Grinch will not be stealing Christmas this year, thanks to a 5-year-old boy and 911
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was a UFO, but it was probably a UFO
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Omarosa: Trump is raciAL, not raciST. C'mon people there's a difference...of two letters
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson says the Weinstein brothers warned him away from casting both Mira Sorvino and Ashley Judd in the Lord of the Rings franchise - both of whom have claimed Weinstein destroyed their careers after spurning his advances
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump literally cuts the red tape in front of two piles of blank printer paper
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
French President Macron to award US climate scientists with "Make Our Planet Great Again" grants to conduct research in France for remainder of Trump's term
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Once again, Donald comes up short compared to Obama. And his tax cut is smaller too
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you think the wildfires in southern California are bad now, just wait until next year. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Get in line Democrats, Nate Silver says there's a "high probability" of a brokered Democratic convention in 2020 because of the potentially large field of candidates. Maybe pack a lunch and some extra snacks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FoxNews: Moore accuser forged his signature. FoxNews Update: actually that was his real signature after all
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I think [Papadopoulos] has been the first domino in Russia-gate" said his fiance
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Thu December 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Internal DOJ video shows a group of summer interns with zero farks left to give because they were leaving in a month anyway, calling AG Sessions out on his BS; and Jefferson Davis Beauregard getting AWFULLY snippy and defensive in return
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joy Behar apologizes for premature evaluation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There might be just the slightest possibility that Trump is lying about not being concerned about Flynn's guilty plea
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Gay Australian MP proposes to his partner on floor of Parliament as same sex marriage legislation is introduced
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You knew this was coming. Mitch McConnell, after showing somewhat of a spine regarding Roy Moore, retreats back into his shell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess who's encouraging people who lost money on the stock market to sue ABC and Brian Ross for their erroneous Flynn story
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
ABC News suspends Brian Ross for four weeks over fake Michael Flynn story
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
...President Paul Ryan? Goddammit
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
This is bad news. For Trump
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here's a handy list of all the things Trump has ruined this year
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After news of Mike Flynn's plea deal breaks, the President's lawyer, Ty Cobb releases a statement calling him "a former Obama Administration official." Yes, Really. No, this NOT from the Onion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Get your clutching pearls out of the secret vault: "Geraldo Rivera's 1991 memoir is a f*ck fest-filled bible of workplace harassment"
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Wed November 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The grand jury has been delayed until Flynn flips
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(TwinCities.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Well, that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are harassing the women, and all the children are above average
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian electrician sacked for using potato chip bag as Faraday cage to skip work for two years without employer noticing
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Tue November 28, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turkish businessman in federal custody expected to testify shortly. Flipmas is coming
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sigh, *another* croc attack story from Australia. Good news: she survived. Well, it was only a small crocodile. Bonus: meme-worthy photo of bleeding wolf tattoo on her leg. Discussion: should she have the tattoo enhanced?
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Mon November 27, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
What do Ned Beatty in Deliverance and Michel Flynn have in common?
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Author notes how he tried to tell everyone about Russian media manipulation back in 2012 but you fools wouldn't listen
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Mon November 20, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign village idiot nominee Carter Page also met with Hungarian officials in 2016. That he "can't recall". Go figure
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mueller requests documents about Comey firing and talks with White House from Justice Department, which is overseeing Mueller's investigation. Which comes first, the indictment or the firing?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer can't keep his lies and badmouthing straight - and therefore cannot find a job. Let us all weep for Sean Spicer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, Navy
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Thu November 16, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news, America: Eric and Don Jr. can once again legally bring endangered African animal parts home
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Tue November 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fraternity: "Those cameras weren't working the night a pledge died." Police: "Then why does it appear that the footage was manually deleted?" Fraternity: *Smoke Bomb*
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says politicians who mistreat women should step aside. Awkward
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(UPI)
 
 
 
State Dept. finally addresses concerns over critical understaffing... by offering buyouts of up to $25,000 to further trim over 600 people from the ranks
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Thu November 09, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Serial masturbators' in Cook County custody rewarded with pizza for 30-day abstention: Lawsuit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old creep serial pervert had a contract that allowed him to keep being old creep serial pervert. Weinstein? Why no. O'Reilly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homemade ad for used Honda Accord drives price so high eBay cancels auction
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
No, the emails weren't edited and no, Brazile wasn't wrong about anything. Maybe if the media had cared to defend Hillary this hard last year she'd be President now
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
The Ritz-Carlton in Riyadh is now being used as a jail. A very very nice jail that is
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Courtroom video feed mysteriously stops working just as GOP state senator's bond hearing for drunk driving begins
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Fri November 03, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump was unaware that Clovis had testified to a grand jury until media reports came out about it. Which is certainly a sign that he has nothing to hide, and not that administration people are flipping like the Flying Wallendas or anything
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Think of the dumbest name for a tax bill possible. Nope, dumber. Keep trying
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pres. Trump uses NYC terror attack to try and bump Sen. Schumer's stock
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Sun October 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
This is actually what the White House looks like today, it's not just another Halloween fever dream
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Headline "Ashley Judd offered to have sex with Harvey Weinstein to avoid rape" *quizzical face* now, hang on, just a tick, if you ...because he's trying to...isn't that still...?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Before you mock Trump for saying that "really great advertising" will keep kids off drugs. remember that really great (Russian-paid) advertising won him the White House
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Thu October 26, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Boa constrictor found in hotel bed, found before it could do what is described in that Shel Silverstein poem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Game change: sexual harassment edition
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Trump claims he was "extremely nice" to widow of fallen soldier. In his defense, he did not call her nasty, mock her, or sexually assault her and that is actually indeed nice behavior by Trump's standards
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg begs for God's forgiveness for the one good movie he's ever done
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Wed October 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former hostage couple on having children while in Taliban captivity: "We always planned to have a big family and decided, hey let's make the best of this and at least go home with a larger start on our dream family. We're Irish, haha"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three weeks after Hurricane Maria, only 16 percent of Puerto Ricans regret being able to read the President's Twitter feed
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Wed October 11, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
'ICU Grandpa' has cared for babies and children for over a decade now, and loves everything about it
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Tue October 10, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Why, hello there rapidly rising ATM and overdraft fees. We've missed you
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"I don't really want to call him there because Melania is there, and I don't want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that," Ivana said, laughing. "Because I'm basically first Trump wife, okay? I'm first lady, okay?"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You think?
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Thu October 05, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
...and now let us speak of Jesus Campos, the unarmed security guard at the Mandalay Bay who was not only the first person to locate Stephen Paddock's room, but who then chose to take him on, got shot, and still managed to lead police with his radio
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino is selling his house and plans to 'lay low' for a while. Good luck with that
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress misses deadline to fund healthcare for millions of children
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man charters company plane to bring emergency supplies to Puerto Rico. Hero tag trumps Florida tag, just this once
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Thu September 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just Subpoena It
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Wed September 27, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Mueller investigating over a million dollars in Russian money funneled to Trump's campaign. Say... wasn't there a FISA warrant to track Russian money flowing into the U.S. campaign illegally?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore goes full R. Kelly at a rally, supporters eagerly embrace shower of power
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Sat September 23, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Paralyzed thru-hiker of Appalachian and Pacific Crest trails may have exaggerated her feat just a teeny tiny bit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
15-year-old shelter cat that loves being held finds his forever home just in time for Caturday
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I have not knowingly lied to the American people," he lied
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the wake of Maria striking the Island, Puerto Rico is without power. Not, "some cities in ", not "parts of", but the WHOLE ISLAND
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