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99 headlines found matching 'ABC News'
Wed June 29, 2016
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley could not help falling in love with her fourth husband, files for divorce
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt demands polling that puts Trump ahead, retraction of polling that says otherwise
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The final whistle blows for legendary Tennessee womens' basketball coach Pat Summitt
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Mon June 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NY District Attorney Preet Bharara: If people think the system's rigged, that's because it is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control says risk of female genital mutilation is on the rise for women in the US, and as for the reason this is happening they cite hey, would you look at the time, gotta run
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact gives Hillary Clinton's claim that Donald Trump has bankrupted his companies 4 times a Mostly True rating. Because he's actually gone bankrupt 6 times
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Hmmm, has anyone seen Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council on the morning talk show circuit lately? No? Wonder why?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I never said club-goers should carry guns. Well, folks, let's check the tape and-- yeah, he did. Twice
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Sat June 18, 2016
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
Good: You are set to graduate from high school. Bad: Until you are involved in a car accident and placed in a medically-induced coma. Awesome: After you wake up your school recreates graduation so you can attend
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A few weeks before the shooting at Pulse nightclub the Orlando terrorist tried to buy body armor and bulk ammo from a gun store and was turned down. The gun store then notified authorities of his suspicious activity
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason why we have therapy dogs and not therapy cats
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For some reason, the Santa Clara DA has removed Judge Aaron Persky from upcoming hearing in which a male nurse sexually assaulted an anesthetized female patient
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toronto Mosque Invites Members of LGBT Community to Celebrate Ramadan
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Wed June 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Victims of the Orlando shooting may have received type Ironic Negative blood
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Mon June 13, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judy Jetson loses her voice
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Have the Republicans found a Clinton scandal that is actually real? If so, she only has 974 to go before she catches up with Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A Voice has been silenced
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Newspaper uses a photoshopped picture of two children being chased by a shark on their front page to start a debate on the major safety issue that is shark attacks. And surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Why Clinton donor was dropped into nuclear tactics group is top secret
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant tells a passenger to 'shut up' over a dispute involving pasta. Onlookers were shocked. How did that flier rate an inflight meal in the economy section?
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Thu June 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman posts home security footage to Facebook, finds out mysterious intruder who hugs her dog is 7-year-old whose own dog died last year: "Josh talks about your dog all the time"
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Wed June 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Convicted rapist Brock Turner: "Stanford made me do it"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old trained to use heroin overdose antidote. I never would have expected that stuffed bunny to be a smackhead
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Tue June 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee takes Paul Ryan to task for letting Donald Trump happen, stating that "Trump isn't what the GOP stands for; it's what they bend over for"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of killing fiancé by pulling plug out of his kayak, but only after replacing parachute with an anvil proved unsuccessful
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Mon June 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons on his hospital stay: "I was dehydrated and needed some fluids and now I am feeling great"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The world's most miserable tourists? Americans aren't even close
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Brain injury turns an Italian man into a Frenchman. Immediately becomes rude, lazy, smells, hates Americans and surrenders to everyone. So basically the same as an Italian except for the surrender part
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker releases the List of People and Things Biased Against Donald Trump According to Donald Trump, LOPATBADTATDT for short
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Another day, another animal charging at a photo-obsessed tourist
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Science's big announcement for the week: children bonk their heads. Often
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Tue May 31, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burlesque dancer Maggie McMuffin, who was in no way pulling a stunt to raise public awareness of dancer Maggie McMuffin, is outraged, outraged that Jet Blue wouldn't let her board wearing shorts so short you could almost see Maggie's McMuffin
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Top Trump aide forced to walk back remark after accidentally speaking some truth
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clinton doubles down on lies about her private email server, because really what else can she do?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
ABC, CBS, FOX News eager to televise the Thrilla' in Vanilla, the Rumble with the Dumbell, Bernie Vs Trump LIVE
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Wed May 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Right on schedule, Paul Ryan bays those puppy-dog eyes and rolls over for Trump. Who's a good boy?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Voters rank Clinton higher than Trump in just about every way in new Washington Post/ABC News poll, but more still plan to vote for Trump
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle with a 3-D printed shell made out of corn-based plastic
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Climate change is responsible for the Polar Bear-Grizzly Bear hybrids that are becoming more common in Canada. Welcome to the world of Pizzlies and Growler Bears
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Fri May 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Public pools and hot tubs are just giant soupbowls of bacteria, disease, and urine
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How not to waste money at the grocery store. "Stay the fark out of Whole Foods" suspiciously absent
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Celine Dion regrets not granting husband's final wish. ______ ?
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Thu May 19, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mystery surrounds last moments of missing EgyptAir plane." People working at CNN just got goosebumps and an erection at the same time
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Dog rescued after spending 5 weeks living on freeway median
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Wed May 18, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police spokesman recommends "calling building management rather than trying to obtain lost items down a trash chute by yourself"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl breaks national sit-up record for her age group. Promptly changes her name to Abby McAbAbs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mighty Thor arrested for shooting two New Hampshire police officers (with "I am unworthy" pic)
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Sat May 14, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're going to put on your disability application that a workplace accident has left you blind, then you just can not be caught on video: 1) Reading something that isn't in braille; 2) Holding the door open for someone; or 3) Driving a car
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Thu May 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Billboard companies are rejecting an atheist group advertisement mocking a Noah's Ark themed amusement park as "Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "Is Nirvana through meditation actually possible?". Subby prefers vinyl
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Mon May 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Forget it, Jake. It's the Clintons
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: "The minimum wage is too low. Let's abolish the minimum wage"
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry we didn't arrive in time to save your mother's life. Here's our bill for $25,000"
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Fri May 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
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Convenience store manager to robber: "Do you want fire extinguisher?"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
Bunch of rodents messed up that story about the weasel and the Large Hadron Collider
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Mon May 02, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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Sat April 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince's vault drilled open, Geraldo Rivera discovered
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The deadliest white powder in existence is: A) Arsenic; B) Cocaine; C) Caffeine
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"It felt amazing, [but] it was in my head, 'I'm never doing this again.'" A reminder of why you're never doing this again is forthcoming
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of teen lost at sea hope to find answers to disappearance from his now surfaced iPhone. Difficulty: Literally "surfaced"...after being submerged in salt water for over eight months
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina being vetted as possible Ted Cruz VP pick. Selina Meyer unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The two biggest Kochs in the GOP won't attend the RNC
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cruz, Kasich campaigns merge to form Voltron of derp
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers: Yeeeaaah we're gonna go with Hillary
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A detailed breakdown of the Tsarnev brothers and what they did right after the Boston Marathon Bombing. And if you didn't guess "stop by the store to grab milk" you're already wrong
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The latest group alienated by Hillary: grammar Nazis
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Fri April 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Let's allow texting during movies in our theatres." WellThatEscalatedQuickly.jpg "I mean, let's ban texting altogether in our theatres"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman is allergic to her own sweat and tears. No word on blood
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great. Now North Carolinians are opposed to breasts, too
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So why would anyone want to buy Yahoo?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
They're crazy and they're kooky / Mysterious and spooky / They're all together ooky / Two escaped mental patients
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors are coming dangerously close to not winning 73 games. In fact, they are close to losing the Western conference lead to the Spurs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich people time
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Vietnam's bikini airline proves unsurprisingly profitable (w/ pics)
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Mon April 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Saying there is no evidence Bernie Sanders would help downticket Democrats get elected, Hillary Clinton in an interview on Monday questioned his loyalty to the Party, and then added under her breath: Le parti? C'est moi
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Sat April 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American mosque attacked, dozens reported injured
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
OK, fine Bernie, we'll have another debate. How about during the NCAA Final? No, OK, how about a weekday morning then? NO? WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH US?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
High school football player tackles shoplifter. If he clears concussion protocol, he should even be able to tell his grandkids about it
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Wed March 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dying hamster sets out to complete bucket list
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Actress Patty Duke is dead at age 69. No word yet on the condition of her cousin, her identical cousin
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(ABC News)
 
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Kiefer Sutherland releases country song. HE'S RUNNING OUT OF RHYME
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Sun March 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 700 delegates behind, and with virtually no support from minorities, Bernie Sanders now says he "sees a path towards victory," which is just down from Unicorn Lane past Wishing Well Avenue in Fairyland City
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman mourning the recent death of her husband in an automobile accident gets the good news that she's pregnant, and the terrifying news that she'll have three more kids to remember him by
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan calls sex tape 'most embarrassing moment.' Has he not seen 'Suburban Commando' or 'Mr. Nanny?'
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Brussels bombings was US teen's third terrorist attack. Maybe someone should be watching this kid a little closer
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Sun March 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now the FAA needs to see Apple in court as well
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You BETTER BELIEVE that Hulk Hogan just hit Gawker with a STEEL CHAIR, BROTHER
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Tue March 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rubiobot blue screens
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Mon March 14, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cokie Roberts clarifies NPR's role as Liberal Propagandist
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Sun March 13, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's your typical love story: Chimp spends 18 years alone, meets companion and then refuses to let go no matter what
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Thu March 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama speaks out against Donald Trump's use of personal criticism in politics, so he's got that going for him, which is nice
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Wed March 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's clothing and merchandise manufacturing is making China great again
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Sat March 05, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe's days are numbered
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Fri March 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Tony Dyson, builder of R2D2. *sad beep*
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Colorado theater shooter was secretly transferred to another prison because it turns out other inmates didn't much care for him. My violin is so small I seem to have lost it
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Thu March 03, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sheepdog gives birth to litter of 17 puppies. She must have been crossbred with a clown-car
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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Wed March 02, 2016
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A teacher's open letter challenging parents and society as a whole to "Love your kids the way I do." And for once, its not sexually
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite all the cliams that Donald Trump is "dividing the Republican party" an analysis of the Super Tuesday voting results show that the party is actually remarkably united--just behind an incredibly divisive candidate
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