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62 headlines found matching 'ABC News'
Wed March 29, 2017
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It took less than a year for GMA anchors to tire of Michael Strahan. Which is about six months longer than most people make it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Capitol Hill: Good guys with guns stop bad driver with car
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Armed robbery of Rolex store inside the Bellagio Casino leads to brothers-in-law suddenly nervous about their tractor dealerships
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the FBI really DID have a wiretap at Trump Tower to spy on Russians, but it was from 2011-2013, and its target was the Russian mobsters running a massive money laundering operation out of their apartment there
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Mon March 20, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mom changing to Dad at the same time as son changes to daughter. The next family reunion is sure going to be interesting
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Today is Alien Abduction day. Celebrate responsibly but be sure to protect your probing orifices
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Sun March 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne's husband picked to lead the civil division of the DOJ. Fun fact that certainly won't come back to haunt him? He was part of the legal team for Paula Jones that established you can sue sitting U.S. presidents
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What's surrounded by fur and has a foul wind blowing out of its hole?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Judge rules that reporters hurt a beef company's feewings by calling their product "pink slime"
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey Rocky: Watch me win this snowboard race. Nuthin' up my sleeve--PRESTO
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Sat March 11, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons is okay
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out a warning label as its solution to fake news. Or they could just tell people not to use Facebook as an actual news source
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Tue March 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three dead, dozens injured after train strikes casino tour bus parked on tracks in Biloxi, MS. Developing story
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
State Department cancels first scheduled press briefing of the month. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say month? I meant "of the Trump administration", because there hasn't been one since Obama's last day in office
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Sat March 04, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Trump goes nuts on senior staff, grounds Bannon and Preibus, before heading to yet another weekend getaway
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Lab-grown beef prices have dropped from $325,000 to $12. Still tastes like despair
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition official: Executive Order allowing you the freedom to discriminate based on your religious beliefs against LGBT is coming, because you can't be American unless you piss on someone else. #MAGA
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can get Trumped, even if your name's Ali
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Thu February 23, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
That day when Newsmax says it's time to tone it down a little
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Schoolbus driver arrested for DUI after driving Drama Club on field trip after drinking 3/4ths of a gallon of bourbon. If these kids are gonna be real actors, they gotta learn about performing while drunk from somebody
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Can Americans not tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore? Is Politics the new hallucinatory drug? Should it be banned? What does that f*cking dragon in the kitchen think of this?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dog surrendered with 'owners manual' written by eight-year-old girl. "Tell Rhino I love and miss him every night"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake viagra found in children's hospital, which is just wrong on so many levels
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Sun February 19, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New Britney Spears Lifetime movie, Britney Ever After, is really good ... in a MST3K sort of way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I've hated the "media" since Walter Crankcase turned America against the American men and women fighting in Vietnam. The "media" can KMA
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Sat February 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Columbia University plays the old game of "You're accepted. Wait, no you're not" on almost 300 students
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Wed February 15, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham: My, my, I do declare, contact between Trump campaign and Russian intel officials would be a game changer, you hear
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Mon February 13, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kmart, Sears shelves become even more bare as they too drop Ivanka Trump merchandise
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ummm... what about Ken?
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Sphincter claims he "clearly meant Orlando" after citing mystery Atlanta terrorist attack three times. Just like voters "clearly meant Hillary" but accidentally voted Trump
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Sun February 05, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit announced, at a time they knew Trump would be wide awake, that they have denied the Department of Justice's emergency motion to lift the travel ban restraining order
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Thu February 02, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll destroy the separation between church and state. Plans on wiping his arse with the rest of the constitution later this week
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger responds to Trump: How about we switch jobs? Then people can sleep comfortably again
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Third Lady and Third Son may stay in Manhattan permanently because Donald says he can "get more work done" when she isn't scowling at him all the time. Plus Jared is leaving town soon, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
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Trump refuses to make 10 louder, goes to 11
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Torture works; it's great. Everybody loves torture. We're going to be the #1 exporter of torture. It's going to be great, and Mexico's going to pay for it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican President says (sic) "We're not paying for that farking wall." This is not a repeat but it will be
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
John Goodman, 64, who once tipped the scales at 400 pounds, is now literally half the man he used to be
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI, the American Psychological Association, and even the CIA say that torture does not work as a method of extracting useble information. But we're about to start torturing people again because Trump "absolutely believes" it works
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Tue January 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One would think that after years of production experience ABC News would have solved the technical issue of telling reporters when the live cameras are finally turned off
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man eaten by crocodile in the East Alligator River. Conflicting reports say his last words were either "See you later" or "After awhile"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Read the handwritten letters Bill Clinton and George W. Bush wrote to their successors, and before you do, guess which one has the 'serial killer slant'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump remains 'very good friends' with Chelsea Clinton, says they love to get together and dish on Meghan McCain
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
George and Babs are both holding off on dying until tomorrow morning, in order to steal Trump's inaugural thunder. Discuss
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
As a man who really knows his polls, Nate Silver asks: Can you trust Trump's approval rating polls?
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Sun January 15, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to visit African American History Museum on MLK day in response to being called illegitimate. Is there a word for pandering and trolling at the same time?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Final solution to protesters blocking freeways
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember that foolproof scheme you had to never pay another toll again? Well, make sure "don't deploy while cop is the next lane" is on the checklist
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How to stop the spread of fake news: "Maybe the news should stop trying so hard to entertain." We're so boned
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Mon January 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia has suffered a literal shiat storm
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Not news: NTSB to examine flight data recorder. News: from an Eastern Airlines flight. Fark: that crashed in 1985
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Wed December 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police suspect Social Media in mall violence in at least nine states. Subby hopes they will get that guy before he strikes again
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Incoming senate minority leader Chuck Schumer endorses Trump's trillion dollar "infrastructure" plan knowing no details of the monumental scam ahead
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
The sentient hairpiece controlling Grandpa Munster lookalike Ted Cruz predicts Democrats will become obstructionists on a level heretofore unseen in America. Assuming you forget the last eight years of Republicans dealing with Obama
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
In 51 places, the real election takes place. Will more than one go rogue, or will democracy die to thunderous applause? This is YOUR Official 2016 Presidential Electoral College Vote Thread
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Good Morning America" producer drops out of the running for Trump's communication director. Apparently he felt if he wanted to help get Donald Trump's political message out he would have gone to work for CNN
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's weird how every Rick Perry story began almost the exact same way
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm never going on The View again because of how Joy Behar disrespected Trump," vows Bill O'Reilly, who insisted "F*CK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE"'
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Sun December 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Rogue One" director stole death star plans after filming
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angry mom yells at Cloud
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The number of fradulent or illegal votes cast in November has reached 2.3 million and continues to climb
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