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Thu April 11, 2013

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		You're a conservative student patriot being forced to listen to your liberal professor say mean things about Teabaggers and Republicans in class. Wat do? Well, you certainly wouldn't secretly record him; we know how Mitch McConnell feels about that source: radio.foxnews.com \| share:	(79)

Tue April 09, 2013

Mon April 08, 2013

		Nine of the most fascinating abandoned mansions worldwide. Subby would haunt that source: io9.com \| share:	(63)
		Eight abandoned Antarctic whaling stations. Come for the Lenin statue, stay for the Predators source: io9.com \| share:	(64)

Sun April 07, 2013

Will Allmendinger leave his wall-slamming days behind him? Can Power try and have a better day this week? It's the Honda Grand Prix of Alabama (3:00PM ET NBCSN)

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

(Some Scout)

Cool and Scary tags hold on to Sad while touring this abandoned Masonic Retirement home hidden just outside of NYC

source: scoutingny.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013


		New bill could allow your employer access to your Facebook password. Now, granted, people already voluntarily abandon their privacy by posting their every move on Facebook, but this is going too far source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(155)

Tue April 02, 2013

Now that Facebook is now officially the province of your parents, your halfwit cousins, your Teabagger uncle, and a bunch of cat-hoarding fatties, teens are fleeing the network likes rats off a sinking ship

source: wtop.com | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

		Kobe passes Wilt on scoring list, buys wife a new ring source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(17)
		On this Easter edition of SMHMHC, holy unblack metal band Horde invites you to listen as An Abandoned Grave Bathes Softly In The Falling Moonlight source: youtube.com \| share:	(15)

Thu March 28, 2013

Google Street View allows you to tour the city of Namie, Japan, abandoned after the Fukushima nuclear accident. The Earth abides

source: science.nbcnews.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

Shabazz Muhammad is actually one year older than previously believed, answers question about birth certificate. Sheriff Joe unavailable for comment

source: basketball.realgm.com | share:

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Sat March 23, 2013

It's a bird. No, it's a plane. No, it's actually a car made out of an abandoned Cessna and an 1980s Toyota van

source: myfoxdc.com | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

The creepiest place in America right now might be the abandoned Astrodome. "Skyboxes are furnished with outdated furniture and old Zenith television sets. Astroturf sits carelessly tossed on the stadium floor, folded over like discarded carpet"

source: khou.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Suicide bomber attacks Pennsylvania home. Subby stops worrying about Al-Qaeda and Al-Shabaab, starts worrying about Al-lentown

source: nj.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

(Some Guy)

Lost tectonic plate found under California---Entire planet found under states of Alabama and Mississippi---and under NYC? Well, you shouldn't look, know what I'm sayin'?

source: zen-haven.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

World's Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade in Enterprise, Alabama features one marcher and... well, that's about it

source: enterprise.wsfa.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

You've washed out of the NBA. Do you c) get permabanned from the Philippine Basketball Association for choking a teammate? (w/ video)

source: sports.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

Woman calls 911 over abandoned baby. Cops show up and promptly charge her, after they find out the baby is actually a puppy and she admitted "I needed to spice it up to get you guys to come faster"

source: silive.com | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

The National Vulnerability Database website is down--because of a malware infestation

source: paritynews.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

(Inside SoCal)

Booze thieves make clean getaway after abandoning vehicle...except for the county jail wristband

source: insidesocal.com | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013

Thomas Jefferson's work on the Bill of Rights was inspired by an Iranian monarch. That sound you just heard was every Teabagger hastily editing Thomas Jefferson out of their crude, 1997 vintage-format sucky blogs

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Tooth loss is linked to a high risk of heart disease, crowded hospitals in Alabama

source: webmd.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

Woe rich white kids, failure haunts them like an ill-willed specter. Bereft of any authentic sense of self they are left vulnerable to the rapacious wolves of expectation and soon find their succor in the alabaster arms of Lady Oxycontin

source: theatlantic.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

(Cosmopolitan)

Anthony Bourdain lists his sexiest foods, advises women to order giant lobster and go to town on it with total abandon. "I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it - she got a standing ovation from the floor staff"

source: cosmopolitan.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

		Mississippi legalizes home brewing, leaving only Alabama as the last state where home-swillery is illegal source: npr.org \| share:	(72)
		Can your city's slogan be worse than Alabama slogans such as Tuscumbia's classic "Come see what Helen Keller couldn't?" source: al.com \| share:	(64)

Mon March 04, 2013

Seattle Times thinks that FARK's "University of Alabama Weight Room" headline is the heavy hitter of the week. (3rd section)

source: seattletimes.com | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

		University of Alabama spends $9 million on a new state-of-the-art A) research facility, B) lecture hall, or C) weight room for the football team source: espn.go.com \| share:	(95)
		Turns out Kevin Bacon's wife is also Kevin Bacon's cousin. The entire state of Alabama asks why he didn't marry his sister source: independent.co.uk \| share:	(57)

Thu February 28, 2013

GOP: Now is the winter of our discontent, Now are our senators bound with victorious wreaths; Our Teabags hung up for monuments; Our stern fearmongering changed to merry hatred, Our dreadful marches to delightful Sequester

source: politico.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

University of Alabama offers middle school football player a full scholarship. Or, as an 8th grader is called in Alabama, a potential doctoral candidate

source: bleacherreport.com | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

A mom who abandoned her teenage sons to start a new life is shocked that they wanted nothing to do with her years later when she was facing life-threatening surgery

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

		For the record, traditional holy water is made from blessed water. Not vegetable oil, bleach and Tabasco sauce source: azcentral.com \| share:	(55)
		When you steal an Alabama woman's pet lemur, crossing the border to Mississippi still won't save you from the long tail of the law source: ramblingbeachcat.com \| share:	(15)

Mon February 18, 2013

Alabama lawmaker demonstrates traditional GOP scientific knowledge by calling babies "the largest organ in a body"

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Fri February 15, 2013

		You might have heard about a few Alabama football players get banned from campus, but nobody could top 11 players getting thrown off their team because...c) they made a video of the "Harlem Shake" source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(16)
		Turns out we have left a whole lot of litter on the lunar surface. Here's a complete list of what we abandoned or left on purpose (subby calls dibs on the lunar buggy) source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	(41)
		You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like "A Good Day to Die Hard" might not be the most realistic Hollywood movie ever made. "Why is there a swimming pool at an abandoned Chernobyl facility? Why is there clean water in it?" source: wtop.com \| share:	(80)
		Crippled cruise ship Triumph finally docks in Mobile, Alabama. Upon realizing they were in Alabama, passengers demand to be put back out to sea source: latimes.com \| share:	(115)
		Somebody abandons a horse at the humane society. Woah source: azfamily.com \| share:	(31)

Thu February 14, 2013

Alex Rodriguez confirms he will miss spring training. Yankees say it's an unusual move since he doesn't usually abandon the team until October

source: cbssports.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

		After two decades, stupid local news affiliates are still falling for prank calls made by Captain Janks, this time during the live coverage of the Christopher Dorner shootout. And Baba Booey to y'all source: ktar.com \| share:	(48)
		From bad to worse: Disabled cruise ship to be towed to Alabama source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(69)

Sat February 09, 2013

What to do with an abandoned five-story government building in Alaska? Ski through it, of course

source: vimeo.com | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

		Long Island Iced Teabagger source: tsn.ca \| share:	(68)
		Installing a microchip in your dog now mandatory in England. Welcome to the database, citizen source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(141)
		Here's how the Alabama hostage standoff and rescue of 5 yr old went down source: 610wiod.com \| share:	(77)

Tue February 05, 2013

"Yes I have an Auburn tattoo, but now I am going to Alabama to play football"

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

Loud bang heard at hostage site in Midland City, Alabama. Law enforcement says there will be an update "in the next hour" (UPDATE: Suspect is dead; boy is safe - Live video stream in article)

source: abc3340.com | share:

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Sat February 02, 2013

(Some Guy)		Tired of WWE and TNA? It's National Pro Wrestling Day. Check out the variety of alternatives; come for Cabana v. Quack, stay for Los Ice Creams source: smvod.com \| share:	(26)
		Alabama 'survivalist killer' wants own reality show in exchange for five-year-old hostage source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(134)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Congratulations law students. You're now in the elite employment ranks of Future Starbucks Baristas, along with all those liberal arts masters degree holders source: nytimes.com \| share:	(348)
		Alabama hostage taker is a survivalist. He's doing it wrong source: tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(191)

Wed January 30, 2013

		The outraged citizens of this "center-right" nation react to Obama's unabashedly liberal inaugural address, causing his approval ratings to plummet to the highest levels they've been since early 2009 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(89)
		Professor criticized for comparing Alabama to Nazi Germany, as opponents argue that it would diminish their use of Nazis as a metaphor for Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(64)

Tue January 29, 2013

Alabama school bus driver shot, six-year-old child taken hostage

source: dothaneagle.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

		Cigar dealer sells 19-foot long Gran Habano #5 El Gigante for $185,000. In related news, Monica Lewinski reportedly in hiding source: upi.com \| share:	(61)
		Turns out, Fox was wrong when it reported that millionaires were abandoning California for the ultra-low tax rates in Texas. On both counts source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	(144)

Wed January 23, 2013

		'Common Core' curriculum will harm students by taking away local control of education. Because while 2 + 2 = 4 in New York or California, in real American states like Alabama 2 + 2 = potato source: townhall.com \| share:	(79)
		Much like the rest of the city, Detroit's Silverdome has been abandoned to the elements source: deadspin.com \| share:	(52)

Mon January 14, 2013

Roy Moore will be sworn in as Chief Justice in Alabama. You might remember him as the judge who ordered the Ten Commandments installed in front of his courthouse and someone who continually blurs the line between church and state

source: slate.com | share:

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Sun January 13, 2013

Blaze in Warrumbungle National Park threatens Coonabarabran, Australian ability to get the world to take its place names seriously

source: abc.net.au | share:

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Sat January 12, 2013

Required teaching in sex-education classes that homosexuality is criminal. It is not just a bigoted and dumbass idea, it's the law ... in Alabama

source: addictinginfo.org | share:

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Thu January 10, 2013

		Government now oppressing those performing baptisms in Alabama source: decaturdaily.com \| share:	(20)
		Miss Alabama says she's used to Musburger's "creepy uncle" vibe...she works with Donald Trump source: businessnewsdaily.com \| share:	(120)
		Florida State basketball has won 17 of its last 21 against ACC opponents. If only they could do the same against Mercer, South Alabama and the Ivy League source: outsidetheredzone.com \| share:	(22)
		Alabama Quarterback angry that his hot girlfriend is getting more attention than he is, has better ball handling skills source: tmz.com \| share:	(56)

Tue January 08, 2013

		After lying to reporters in 2006 about the Alabama job while still coaching the Dolphins, Nick Saban is shocked that nobody believes that he's not interested in coaching the Browns. He also sums up his job as NFL coach: "...we sort of messed it up" source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(70)
		Fourth-tier Bradford upset Aston Villa in League Cup semi-final. For you Americans, that would be like Notre Dame beating Alabama in the BCS National Championship source: msn.foxsports.com \| share:	(28)
		The hardest hit the Alabama quarterback took last night came from his own teammate source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(42)
		Man tried to turn his life around after being abandonded by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mall. Plans to enact his revenge by being a politician source: thechronicleherald.ca \| share:	(31)
		73-year-old BCS Championship game announcer Brent Musberger creepily freaks out about how hot Alabama QB AJ McCarron's girlfriend is. In fairness to the old fart, she's really, really, really hot (with pics) source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(129)

Mon January 07, 2013

Alabama v. Notre Dame. The Fighting Irish v. The Crimson Tide. Arguably the two most storied programs in college football history get together for some old-fashioned smash mouth football to crown the BCS Champion. Coverage begins at 8:00 pm on ESPN

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Sun January 06, 2013

		A database of 200 million Electronic Benefit Transfer records shows that welfare recipients took out cash at bars, liquor stores, X-rated video shops, hookah parlors and even strip clubs. What the hell is a hooka parlor? source: nypost.com \| share:	(323)
		Wife Beth responds to rumors that Howard Stern might be headed to cable news TV. This is CNN, Bababooey source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(30)

Sat January 05, 2013

Nick Saban steadfastly denies he's going back to the NFL. Translation: he's going back to the NFL

source: collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com | share:

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Sun December 30, 2012

Just another day in hell, hades, sheol, gehenna, abaddon, naraka, diyu, perdition, pandemonium--or as it's more commonly known, Syria

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Thu December 27, 2012

Walgreen's surveillance video shows the Mobile, Alabama tornado havoc. Feets, don't fail me now

source: 1065thelake.com | share:

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Wed December 26, 2012

Loaded gun abandoned at bathroom in L.L. Bean, is placed on store shelf with exorbitantly high price

source: sunjournal.com | share:

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Sun December 23, 2012

New cancer drug that instructs defective DNA to self-destruct could cure half of all cancers, decimate populations of West Virginia, Kentucky, and Alabama

source: nytimes.com | share:

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Thu December 20, 2012

Blind golden retriever, abandoned in a field, is finally adopted. A dusty reminder that shelter animals are not broken (w/video)

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Wed December 19, 2012

		Meanwhile, in Alabama source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(189)
		Lest we forget: The deadliest school massacre in US history happened 85 years ago. 45 dead, 38 of whom were children. The perpetrator? A cranky teabagger mad about taxes source: slate.com \| share:	(346)

Sat December 15, 2012

		Gunman enters Alabama hospital, opens fire. Injures three before being killed by police. Begun, the copycat shootings have source: cbs42.com \| share:	(836)
		University of California abandons new "yellow dot chasing its tail" logo in favor of old "dead tree and pentagram" logo source: latimes.com \| share:	(78)

Wed December 12, 2012

Deposed "Storage Wars" star sues over firing, claims show is faked. Or perhaps every abandoned storage auction in Southern Cal just happens to draw the same half-dozen characters from the show

source: blogs.ocweekly.com | share:

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