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Headlines matching 'ABA'
Thu April 11, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You're a conservative student patriot being forced to listen to your liberal professor say mean things about Teabaggers and Republicans in class. Wat do? Well, you certainly wouldn't secretly record him; we know how Mitch McConnell feels about that
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Tue April 09, 2013
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Remember the old abandoned mansions you were reading about the other day? You can scratch one off your list
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(33)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hey, where did all the Washington lobbyists go? Oh, figures
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(8)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This week in Sentences No One Has Said Before: "America is suffering a serious lack of lawyers"
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(106)
 


Mon April 08, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
Nine of the most fascinating abandoned mansions worldwide. Subby would haunt that
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(63)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Eight abandoned Antarctic whaling stations. Come for the Lenin statue, stay for the Predators
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(64)
 


Sun April 07, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Allmendinger leave his wall-slamming days behind him? Can Power try and have a better day this week? It's the Honda Grand Prix of Alabama (3:00PM ET NBCSN)
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Fri April 05, 2013
(Some Scout)
 
 
 
Cool and Scary tags hold on to Sad while touring this abandoned Masonic Retirement home hidden just outside of NYC
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(61)
 


Wed April 03, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New bill could allow your employer access to your Facebook password. Now, granted, people already voluntarily abandon their privacy by posting their every move on Facebook, but this is going too far
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(155)
 


Tue April 02, 2013
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Now that Facebook is now officially the province of your parents, your halfwit cousins, your Teabagger uncle, and a bunch of cat-hoarding fatties, teens are fleeing the network likes rats off a sinking ship
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(141)
 


Sun March 31, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobe passes Wilt on scoring list, buys wife a new ring
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
On this Easter edition of SMHMHC, holy unblack metal band Horde invites you to listen as An Abandoned Grave Bathes Softly In The Falling Moonlight
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(15)
 


Thu March 28, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google Street View allows you to tour the city of Namie, Japan, abandoned after the Fukushima nuclear accident. The Earth abides
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(44)
 


Mon March 25, 2013
(Real GM)
 
 
 
Shabazz Muhammad is actually one year older than previously believed, answers question about birth certificate. Sheriff Joe unavailable for comment
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(17)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
It's a bird. No, it's a plane. No, it's actually a car made out of an abandoned Cessna and an 1980s Toyota van
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(25)
 


Fri March 22, 2013
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The creepiest place in America right now might be the abandoned Astrodome. "Skyboxes are furnished with outdated furniture and old Zenith television sets. Astroturf sits carelessly tossed on the stadium floor, folded over like discarded carpet"
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(156)
 


Thu March 21, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Suicide bomber attacks Pennsylvania home. Subby stops worrying about Al-Qaeda and Al-Shabaab, starts worrying about Al-lentown
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(57)
 


Wed March 20, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lost tectonic plate found under California---Entire planet found under states of Alabama and Mississippi---and under NYC? Well, you shouldn't look, know what I'm sayin'?
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(40)
 


Sun March 17, 2013
(WSFA)
 
 
 
World's Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade in Enterprise, Alabama features one marcher and... well, that's about it
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(51)
 


Sat March 16, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You've washed out of the NBA. Do you c) get permabanned from the Philippine Basketball Association for choking a teammate? (w/ video)
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(16)
 


Fri March 15, 2013
(SILive)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 over abandoned baby. Cops show up and promptly charge her, after they find out the baby is actually a puppy and she admitted "I needed to spice it up to get you guys to come faster"
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(41)
 


Thu March 14, 2013
(Parity News)
 
 
 
The National Vulnerability Database website is down--because of a malware infestation
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(1)
 


Wed March 13, 2013
(Inside SoCal)
 
 
 
Booze thieves make clean getaway after abandoning vehicle...except for the county jail wristband
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(2)
 


Tue March 12, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson's work on the Bill of Rights was inspired by an Iranian monarch. That sound you just heard was every Teabagger hastily editing Thomas Jefferson out of their crude, 1997 vintage-format sucky blogs
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(135)
 


Sun March 10, 2013
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Tooth loss is linked to a high risk of heart disease, crowded hospitals in Alabama
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(20)
 


Sat March 09, 2013
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Woe rich white kids, failure haunts them like an ill-willed specter. Bereft of any authentic sense of self they are left vulnerable to the rapacious wolves of expectation and soon find their succor in the alabaster arms of Lady Oxycontin
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(144)
 


Fri March 08, 2013
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain lists his sexiest foods, advises women to order giant lobster and go to town on it with total abandon. "I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it - she got a standing ovation from the floor staff"
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(74)
 


Wed March 06, 2013
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mississippi legalizes home brewing, leaving only Alabama as the last state where home-swillery is illegal
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(72)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Can your city's slogan be worse than Alabama slogans such as Tuscumbia's classic "Come see what Helen Keller couldn't?"
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(64)
 


Mon March 04, 2013
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks that FARK's "University of Alabama Weight Room" headline is the heavy hitter of the week. (3rd section)
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Sat March 02, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Alabama spends $9 million on a new state-of-the-art A) research facility, B) lecture hall, or C) weight room for the football team
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(95)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Turns out Kevin Bacon's wife is also Kevin Bacon's cousin. The entire state of Alabama asks why he didn't marry his sister
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(57)
 


Thu February 28, 2013
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Now is the winter of our discontent, Now are our senators bound with victorious wreaths; Our Teabags hung up for monuments; Our stern fearmongering changed to merry hatred, Our dreadful marches to delightful Sequester
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Wed February 27, 2013
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
University of Alabama offers middle school football player a full scholarship. Or, as an 8th grader is called in Alabama, a potential doctoral candidate
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(31)
 


Sat February 23, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A mom who abandoned her teenage sons to start a new life is shocked that they wanted nothing to do with her years later when she was facing life-threatening surgery
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Tue February 19, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
For the record, traditional holy water is made from blessed water. Not vegetable oil, bleach and Tabasco sauce
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(55)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
When you steal an Alabama woman's pet lemur, crossing the border to Mississippi still won't save you from the long tail of the law
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(15)
 


Mon February 18, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama lawmaker demonstrates traditional GOP scientific knowledge by calling babies "the largest organ in a body"
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Fri February 15, 2013
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You might have heard about a few Alabama football players get banned from campus, but nobody could top 11 players getting thrown off their team because...c) they made a video of the "Harlem Shake"
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(16)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Turns out we have left a whole lot of litter on the lunar surface. Here's a complete list of what we abandoned or left on purpose (subby calls dibs on the lunar buggy)
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(41)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like "A Good Day to Die Hard" might not be the most realistic Hollywood movie ever made. "Why is there a swimming pool at an abandoned Chernobyl facility? Why is there clean water in it?"
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(80)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Crippled cruise ship Triumph finally docks in Mobile, Alabama. Upon realizing they were in Alabama, passengers demand to be put back out to sea
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(115)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Somebody abandons a horse at the humane society. Woah
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(31)
 


Thu February 14, 2013
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez confirms he will miss spring training. Yankees say it's an unusual move since he doesn't usually abandon the team until October
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(21)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
After two decades, stupid local news affiliates are still falling for prank calls made by Captain Janks, this time during the live coverage of the Christopher Dorner shootout. And Baba Booey to y'all
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From bad to worse: Disabled cruise ship to be towed to Alabama
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(69)
 


Sat February 09, 2013
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
What to do with an abandoned five-story government building in Alaska? Ski through it, of course
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(22)
 


Thu February 07, 2013
(TSN)
 
 
 
Long Island Iced Teabagger
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(68)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Installing a microchip in your dog now mandatory in England. Welcome to the database, citizen
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(141)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Here's how the Alabama hostage standoff and rescue of 5 yr old went down
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(77)
 


Tue February 05, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Yes I have an Auburn tattoo, but now I am going to Alabama to play football"
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(18)
 


Mon February 04, 2013
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Loud bang heard at hostage site in Midland City, Alabama. Law enforcement says there will be an update "in the next hour" (UPDATE: Suspect is dead; boy is safe - Live video stream in article)
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Sat February 02, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of WWE and TNA? It's National Pro Wrestling Day. Check out the variety of alternatives; come for Cabana v. Quack, stay for Los Ice Creams
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama 'survivalist killer' wants own reality show in exchange for five-year-old hostage
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(134)
 


Thu January 31, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congratulations law students. You're now in the elite employment ranks of Future Starbucks Baristas, along with all those liberal arts masters degree holders
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(348)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama hostage taker is a survivalist. He's doing it wrong
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(191)
 


Wed January 30, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The outraged citizens of this "center-right" nation react to Obama's unabashedly liberal inaugural address, causing his approval ratings to plummet to the highest levels they've been since early 2009
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Professor criticized for comparing Alabama to Nazi Germany, as opponents argue that it would diminish their use of Nazis as a metaphor for Obama
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(64)
 


Tue January 29, 2013
(Dothan Eagle)
 
NewsFlash
 
Alabama school bus driver shot, six-year-old child taken hostage
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(634)
 


Mon January 28, 2013
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cigar dealer sells 19-foot long Gran Habano #5 El Gigante for $185,000. In related news, Monica Lewinski reportedly in hiding
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(61)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Turns out, Fox was wrong when it reported that millionaires were abandoning California for the ultra-low tax rates in Texas. On both counts
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(144)
 


Wed January 23, 2013
(Townhall)
 
 
 
'Common Core' curriculum will harm students by taking away local control of education. Because while 2 + 2 = 4 in New York or California, in real American states like Alabama 2 + 2 = potato
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(79)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Much like the rest of the city, Detroit's Silverdome has been abandoned to the elements
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(52)
 


Mon January 14, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
Roy Moore will be sworn in as Chief Justice in Alabama. You might remember him as the judge who ordered the Ten Commandments installed in front of his courthouse and someone who continually blurs the line between church and state
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(135)
 


Sun January 13, 2013
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Blaze in Warrumbungle National Park threatens Coonabarabran, Australian ability to get the world to take its place names seriously
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(23)
 


Sat January 12, 2013
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Required teaching in sex-education classes that homosexuality is criminal. It is not just a bigoted and dumbass idea, it's the law ... in Alabama
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(156)
 


Thu January 10, 2013
(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
Government now oppressing those performing baptisms in Alabama
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(20)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Miss Alabama says she's used to Musburger's "creepy uncle" vibe...she works with Donald Trump
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(120)
 
(Outside The Redzone)
 
 
 
Florida State basketball has won 17 of its last 21 against ACC opponents. If only they could do the same against Mercer, South Alabama and the Ivy League
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alabama Quarterback angry that his hot girlfriend is getting more attention than he is, has better ball handling skills
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(56)
 


Tue January 08, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
After lying to reporters in 2006 about the Alabama job while still coaching the Dolphins, Nick Saban is shocked that nobody believes that he's not interested in coaching the Browns. He also sums up his job as NFL coach: "...we sort of messed it up"
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(70)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Fourth-tier Bradford upset Aston Villa in League Cup semi-final. For you Americans, that would be like Notre Dame beating Alabama in the BCS National Championship
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The hardest hit the Alabama quarterback took last night came from his own teammate
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(42)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man tried to turn his life around after being abandonded by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mall. Plans to enact his revenge by being a politician
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
73-year-old BCS Championship game announcer Brent Musberger creepily freaks out about how hot Alabama QB AJ McCarron's girlfriend is. In fairness to the old fart, she's really, really, really hot (with pics)
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(129)
 


Mon January 07, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama v. Notre Dame. The Fighting Irish v. The Crimson Tide. Arguably the two most storied programs in college football history get together for some old-fashioned smash mouth football to crown the BCS Champion. Coverage begins at 8:00 pm on ESPN
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(1426)
 


Sun January 06, 2013
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A database of 200 million Electronic Benefit Transfer records shows that welfare recipients took out cash at bars, liquor stores, X-rated video shops, hookah parlors and even strip clubs. What the hell is a hooka parlor?
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(323)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wife Beth responds to rumors that Howard Stern might be headed to cable news TV. This is CNN, Bababooey
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(30)
 


Sat January 05, 2013
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Nick Saban steadfastly denies he's going back to the NFL. Translation: he's going back to the NFL
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(33)
 


Sun December 30, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just another day in hell, hades, sheol, gehenna, abaddon, naraka, diyu, perdition, pandemonium--or as it's more commonly known, Syria
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(23)
 


Thu December 27, 2012
(1065 The Lake)
 
 
 
Walgreen's surveillance video shows the Mobile, Alabama tornado havoc. Feets, don't fail me now
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(21)
 


Wed December 26, 2012
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Loaded gun abandoned at bathroom in L.L. Bean, is placed on store shelf with exorbitantly high price
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(67)
 


Sun December 23, 2012
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New cancer drug that instructs defective DNA to self-destruct could cure half of all cancers, decimate populations of West Virginia, Kentucky, and Alabama
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(134)
 


Thu December 20, 2012
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Blind golden retriever, abandoned in a field, is finally adopted. A dusty reminder that shelter animals are not broken (w/video)
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(55)
 


Wed December 19, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Alabama
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(189)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Lest we forget: The deadliest school massacre in US history happened 85 years ago. 45 dead, 38 of whom were children. The perpetrator? A cranky teabagger mad about taxes
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(346)
 


Sat December 15, 2012
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman enters Alabama hospital, opens fire. Injures three before being killed by police. Begun, the copycat shootings have
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(836)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
University of California abandons new "yellow dot chasing its tail" logo in favor of old "dead tree and pentagram" logo
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(78)
 


Wed December 12, 2012
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Deposed "Storage Wars" star sues over firing, claims show is faked. Or perhaps every abandoned storage auction in Southern Cal just happens to draw the same half-dozen characters from the show
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(131)
 

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