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72 headlines found matching 'ABA'
Sat July 04, 2015
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 38: We're almost out of medicine. Food supplies running short. Our former allies have all but abandoned us. Time is running short. Will we be able to survive?
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Thu July 02, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Federal judge to Alabama judges refusing to marry gay couples: Did SCOTUS stutter?
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Tue June 30, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice is having an all-out meltdown over the gay marriage ruling: "Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous"
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You may be surprised to learn that anti-gay marriage Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore isn't taking the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling well
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(142)
 
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Ghost hunters checking out abandoned hospital find what they were looking for
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(41)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Downtrodden and outnumbered, Alabama minority group lets their freak flag fly. No, not that one, the other one
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Sat June 27, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Can't top this lead: "An Alabama teenager was arrested Thursday after he followed through on a bizarre threat to kill his mother's chickens unless she mended the relationship between him and his girlfriend"
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Fri June 26, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A judge in Alabama is refusing to issue ANY marriage licenses, gay or straight, in protest of the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling
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(307)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Abandoned places from around the world, because when is it not fun to visit such a place?
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(10)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(AL.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Alabama leaves the Confederacy
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Sat June 20, 2015
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't speak Russian, but the pics of a now-abandoned Russian spacecraft assembly line speak for themselves
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Solar panels aren't just for libs anymore: an ad targeted at teabaggers offers a "solar generator" to get you through "Obama blackouts". And if you act now, they'll throw in a "Survival Seed Bank" at no extra charge
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Mon June 08, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Only 14 years after its creation, the TSA decides to crosscheck its employees against the government's terrorist database
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police find abandoned vehicle with front-end damage that belongs to Patriots LB. On-Star reports that driver mentioned hitting a deer before fleeing the scene. Police think the deer may have weighed approximately 3,840 pounds
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China now building massive database on Americans. Personal information obtained through hacking, phishing, buying it from Nigerian princes
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(57)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese hackers have gained access to Federal Office of Personnel Management database. Hillary's email remains secure
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Out of 18,000 police departments in the U.S., only 21 are participating in a government program to count police killings and record uses of force. Why no mandatory national database?
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
22-year-old Alabama man bludgeons mother to death after an argument about grades. Police have no information on which high school the man attends
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a cool vacation? Check out this vast warehouse tucked away in Alabama that is filled with America's lost luggage. And they sell stuff
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Sun May 31, 2015
(WTAP News Center)
 
 
 
Man from Alabama goes to Ohio to steal $3000 worth of coins and gets arrested in West Virginia, all in an apparent plan for neck reduction surgery
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Sat May 30, 2015
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police would like to thank an unknown individual torching abandoned buildings, see if there is anything they can do for him
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Thu May 28, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama has a beach mansion for the governor that looks like Osama bin Laden's hideout, only it's in worse shape
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(22)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nick Saban says the SEC should add a ninth conference game
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Tue May 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like clowns pouring out of a Volkswagen, advertisers abandon the Duggars in a show of touching solidarity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nick Saban claims to have caught a six-foot long, 180 lb. fish, though the NCAA is investigating allegations that the fish's family may have been offered cash and real estate to convince the fish to jump into Saban's boat
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Security guards beak up confrontation on Texas House floor between teabagger rep and fellow GOP rep, after female GOP reps join Dems and oppose his anti-abortion bill. "'You gave me your word!' Stickland yelled at Cook"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama's brilliant Chief Justice explains the "pursuit of happiness" means if you don't follow God's law, you'll never be happy
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cooperative gaming makes you more social, more likely to teabag a stranger
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher, upset that students pranked her, says she hopes her victimizers get raped in jail
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Sat May 16, 2015
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Some cellist)
 
 
 
In an analysis that will make more than one Farker regret the last decade learning the mouth harp, cabasa, or swarmandal, Berklee College of Music identifies the 58 instruments used in Rolling Stone's top 100 songs of all time
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mohammed-drawing contest winner now faces fatwa from ISIS, al-Qaeda, al-Shabaab, and the Southern Poverty Law Center
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. Your Alabama football-loving husband-to-be insists on a wedding cake with Nick Saban holding a BCS trophy while riding an elephant on the field at Bryant-Denny Stadium. WHAT DO YOU DO??? (Difficulty: you still marry the guy)
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Thu May 07, 2015
(National Baseball Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
May 6, 1915: George Herman Ruth homers for the first time and pitches 12 1/3 innings in a loss to the Yanks. May 6, 2015: C.C. Sabathia matches Ruth in hot-dog consumption in a loss for the Yanks
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham would like you to know that using the word "al" in the Middle East is codeword for terrorism. Also the following terror words "el", "il", "le", "la", "o" and "Alabama" to be considered
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grieving mama cat who lost all three babies matched with three abandoned kittens just in time for Caturday
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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Fri May 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The very first Air Force One is rotting away in the desert, abandoned and plundered by Jawas
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush endorses statehood for Puerto Rico. Mostly as a way to let residents of Alabama know what it's like to not be in last place for everything
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Alabama lawmaker proposes getting the state out of the marriage license business and getting it into the "contract signed by the couple including their names, signatures and statements that they are legally allowed to be married" business
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school football coaches making six figures because Alabama
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scotiabank did not explain how providing access to its customer's own money creates a liability for the bank
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Alabama doesn't want abortion clinics near schools, so it is declaring them all sex offenders. The clinics, not the schools
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Sun April 26, 2015
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many incidents and pile ups are we going to have today? Is it possible to continue to have a different winner this season? It's the Honda Grand Prix of Alabama (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
64mph in a 50mph zone? That will be $58,000. Your local speed camera operator was last seen drooling while joining your license plate to the tax office's record database (non-paywall link swapped in)
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Magic 'beer teabag' transforms bland lager into refined craft beer
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Mon April 13, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Four underage LSU bros find themselves Eastbound & down when Alabama sheriffs bust them hauling 100 cases of Natty Light to Spring Break
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. cities take a hint from Russia, begin installing fake windows to make abandoned houses look better
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputies in Alabama confiscated more than 100---er, 60 cases of beer being hauled by teens to spring break on the Gulf Coast
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Sun April 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Avery Johnson may be back to coaching basketball soon, this time at the University of Alabama
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Space War)
 
 
 
Norway's panties are in a wad after they find Russian warships docked at a crucial abandoned NATO base. Fark: A base they sold to Russia. Fark Double Dumbass: After a failed sale on eBay
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's take a look inside this old abandoned toy shop? *Jackpot* A treasure trove of Star Wars, Barbies and Action Man collectibles
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(47)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Police in Alabama have turned into the Cobra Kai Dojo
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(54)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why isn't anyone boycotting Rhode Island, Connecticut, Virginia, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, KENTUCKY, Illinois, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho or Washington DC?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Alabama mom will never win the Parent of the Year award with this attitude
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Sun March 29, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Not so long ago, Rainbow Court mobile home park was a peaceful, pleasant community of senior citizens. Today it is a Mad Max, dystopian landscape of broken and abandoned trailers"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
"Every one of them deserves a bowl of food and a blanket to sleep on." Woman single-handedly cares for almost 350 abandoned and feral cats. Please give her a very warm welcome to Caturday
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Yemeni president flees as Yemeni rebels take base abandoned by US Special Forces. Yemen has a president? The hell you say
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(65)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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Tue March 24, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police determine victim made up rape claim after DNA of 'black' attacker matches white man in their database. First clue should have been when sketch artist drew his thumb. With pic of 'assailant'
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Sat March 21, 2015
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Google face recognition system is accurate to matching a face to a database of 260 million photos. Apparently, the only way to fool the system is to use a picture that is unrecognizable, like the one on your driver's license
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(26)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
NY Yankees hire a nutritionist to make sure players are not eating fast food like Taco Bell. C.C. Sabathia immediately checks into detox
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(12)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Al-Shabab. New hotness: Al-Kebab
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(58)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upset at changes to a law that grants some autonomy to their region, Ukrainian separatists threaten to abandon the cease-fire agreement that up until now they have merely been ignoring
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Determined to put an end to their lawlessness, 25 French police carry out a raid on a Paris building known to be the headquarters of A) AL-Shabab? B) ISIS? or C) Uber?
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Tue March 17, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Nine years ago, Crichton, Alabama spotted a lepre-crackhead
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(24)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Son of Alabama Chief Judge Roy Moore is busted on drug charges, but it's all good, cause "thou shalt not toke" isn't one of the Ten Commandments
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Sun March 15, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Iceland abandons plans to join the EU, and holy mackerel is their justification fishy
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(109)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Freedom isn't free. Especially if you're illegally squatting on an abandoned military base that the government wants to sell
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(103)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Alabama investigators confirm that Harper Lee does indeed want to publish her second book, and will have more information as soon as they figure out just what a book is and what it's for
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(14)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama legislature goes full Wallace, passes a bill that allows any officiant or judge to refuse to marry a same sex couple
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