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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Mon February 08, 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man defies the astronomical odds of actually being hit by a meteor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Whoopi Goldberg has gotten so tired of doing 'The View', she is trying to get herself fired from the show
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Tips for paying college tuition: 1. Don't pay cash. 2. If you do pay cash, don't keep the cash in your purse. 3. If you do keep the cash in your purse, don't leave your purse in a Dunkin' Donuts
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cam Newton quickly walks out of his post-game press conference. Bystanders say they hadn't seen him move that fast all night unless he was avoiding diving for a fumble
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With everybody so on edge because of terrorism, maybe now isn't a good time to film a movie scene where a bus blows up on a public bridge without first informing the locals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beast Mode might be shut down for good
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Super Bowl spot finally shows off Psylocke Olivia Munn's talents
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gloria Steinem realizes she said something really stupid and apologizes if you were offended and that's the media just twisting her words
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Even Beyonce couldn't save the Halftime show." Not even Up With People was this much of a disgrace
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Iman breaks her silence over David Bowie's death
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Loading ammo cartridges in the garage leads to world's most dangerous Rube Goldberg contraption
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Now that the game is over we can declare a winner from this year's crop of commercials, many of which which wanted you to have a superb bowel
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Television's funniest sitcom will air its 200th episode later this month, featuring guest appearances by Adam West and Christine Baranski
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Operation "Methed Up" ends with 46 arrests, no complete sets of teeth
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Steve King invent a new sport: Synchronized Bullsh*tting
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(37)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The hidden dangers of bagged salads now includes giant huntsman spiders in-package
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(46)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Hey, if this Republican thing doesn't work out, can Trump run for you guys? US Pirate Party: HAHAHAHAHA no
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea has a huge meth problem
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz considers it immoral for women to want to fight for their country
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(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers report to Arizona and Florida on February 17... unless you're a Minnesota Twin, in which case you're due in Sydney, Australia on Thursday for World Baseball Classic qualifying
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Remember that Florida woman who pulled over the police officer for speeding? The police union has responded by posting her phone number and details about where she works and lives
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Deadpool currently at 96% at Rotten Tomatoes, but I'm sure it'll go down faster than your mom
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Why bother with ponies and cats when you have the Battle Royale at the Hospital? Will the Dowager Countess use her patented Oscar Wilde hold, or will Isobel make Violet scream, "Assassin" in the echoing hallways? "Downton Abbey", 9 PM Eastern, PBS
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(Some '80s child)
 
 
 
Got... got... got... need... got. Need Need Need. Publisher releases pdfs of children's computer books from '80s. Subby can finally finish his collection
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Peyton retire a winner? Has Carolina finally decided to show up? Does anyone want to win this game? It's the second half of Super Bowl L, assuming you survived Coldplay
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(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
Of course there's a Fantasy league for the Super Bowl, but this time you draft food on to your party menu
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Fark memes & cliches on a 50s-style science fiction movie poster
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Census Dept reveals how America has changed since the first Super Bowl. Milk: 33 cents a gallon. House: $22,000. Median age for a woman's first marriage: 20.6 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kasich jokes that, being sane, he'd be better off running as a Democrat. That's a good one, John
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
SNL's ratings with Larry David were pretty... pretty... pretty good
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How can I miss you if you won't go away? Dan Hicks, dead at 74
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(BBC)
 
 
 
George Orwell's books may be long forgotten, but his essay describing the perfect British pub has had a lasting effect
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
The big winner in today's Super Bowl: the California tax man
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(NFL)
 
 
 
TONIGHT, bear witness to an event 50 years in the making. WILL SuperCam lead Carolina to eternal glory? CAN the Broncos win one for Peyton and Pat? LIVE from SANTA CLARA, THIS is YOUR Super Bowl 50 discussion thread (Kickoff @ 6:30pm ET on CBS)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Pianist Errol Garner in concert
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Gloria Steinem's proclamation that women who support Bernie Sanders are only trying to please boys, Madeleine Albright says there's a "special place in hell" for women who don't support Hillary
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A man-made virus is killing the world's honeybee population
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Von Miller, Josh Norman, and Marshawn Lynch join Conan for a very special edition of Clueless Gamer. "Tom Brady- he got blew up"
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Do you need your thirst mutilated? You are in luck, as this can of Brawndo is now on sale for the low, low price of $10,000
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So it turns out the big mystery behind the X-Files was Gillian Anderson actually winning her pay battle and being paid the same as David Duchovny. Spooky
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spray celebration
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Spear chucker shot dead by police
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Damnboni
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see someone playing a classical violin concerto with a singing parrot perched on her head
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not one, not two, but THREE different Big Game beer delivery trucks get stuck making the same exact turn in hilly San Francisco. With "get out and push" pics
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(Patch)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how tough you and your friends think you are, once you get dubbed "The Miley Cyrus Boys," all your street cred goes out the window
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You'd think that Bernie Sanders could count on winning an Iowa precinct in which there was exactly one caucus-goer, and that person voted for him. You'd be wrong
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
University of Iowa warned that its public standing suffers from an image as a party school. Because what high school student who wants to have a good time at college doesn't put Iowa at the top of their list?
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(Animal Planet)
 
 
 
Is it Wrinkles' last roundup? Can Titan's bandwagon fill the stadium? Will Sarah MacLachlan traumatize us again this year? Find out when the puppies take the field for Puppy Bowl XII, 3 PM on Animal Planet
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicago cop who shot and killed a bat-wielding teenager is now suing the boy's family for "emotional trauma"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New study says that men are less likely to yawn contagiously than women. Unless they sit down and actually try to read this entire study
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Apparently most Republicans have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show as Snopes is Forced to explain that a picture making the rounds of the internet is NOT Bernie Sanders and Wife at a gay pride parade in 1975, but Brad and Janet meeting Frank
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
66 reasons Hillary should be in jail
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans start to realize that there are candidates other than Trump that they can ask Google about
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters are rude to Hillary supporters, ace reporter Ric Romero is on the case
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security now combing the Bay Area for unlicensed Super Bowl merchandise, immediately confiscates 500 Brancos and Ponthers jerseys
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
#ClownCarProblems
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kung-Fu Panda is #1 again with $21 million. Newcomer Hail Caesar is a rare Coen disappointment, bringing in $11 million for #2. The Choice is a soft #5 with $5.7 million, and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is dead on arrival at #6 with $5.2 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Jonathan Coulton's JoCo Cruise 2016 booking is now open. Now offering rum, the lash, and... what's that third thing again? February 21-28, 2016, on Royal Caribbean's Freedom Of The Seas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get out your crystal ball, warm up your Quija board, scope out your tea leaves -- it's time to make your Superb Owl predictions. Can you harness the inner sight and accurately predict the football future?
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(154)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We're going to substitute these empty cooking oil cans for rebar in this 17 floor apartment building. Let's see if anybody notices
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(157)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Okay, so you can name the last 15 Super Bowl MVPs. But can you name the cars they won?
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Bag-el" or "Bay-gel"? Look, it's Sunday and not a whole lot else is happening today
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"People cheered. Walker, a local woodcutter, kissed the cross, slid down the tree and fell backward into the snow." Just another day at the LaVoy Finicum Memorial site
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(178)
 
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
DC Comics give Superman yet another super power. And a new eye color
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(77)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Guess how many chicken wings Americans will consume during the Super Bowl?
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(53)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's college roommate took to Twitter to mock the politician and won the night
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas city saves time by throwing the entire government in jail
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(61)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
58-year-old man dies during "Krispy Kreme Challenge". Can there be a cruller fate?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
School District: Congratulations on qualifying for the Regional Finals in Indoor Track, with the chance to go to the State Finals. However, because the Regional meet is in Baltimore, we won't let you go
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Rookie Drinking
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(80)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently "motherly instincts" now means leaving your 13 kids, riding with militia guy who flees police, and then singing the Star Spangled Banner while being arrested. My mom used to make cookies
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In case of raptor-on-raptor crime, snowy owl minding its own business gets harassed off Jersey Shore by pair of peregrine falcons
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
At least five skiers Czech out after being caught down under avalanche
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(19)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
EPL action starts with the top two teams in the table. On the flip side, Norwich take on Villa. On Sunday, Chelsea host Man Utd. Also, the FFPL starts their competition for the Pratchett Shield. Matches start 7:45 am EST Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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(384)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China extends their ban of politicians having religious beliefs to include former officials. Hey, they might be on to something there
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know it's not your day when your retirement luncheon unexpectedly becomes your memorial luncheon
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: losing your car down a sink hole. New badness: losing your dog. Happy ending: getting your dog back. Sad ending: who now has to wear diapers
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(22)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona it's illegal to host a potluck outside of the workplace. "Who cares? So is marijuana"
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNL shows that Larry David and Bernie Sanders are actually two different people. Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Where were you when FDR was at the Yalta Conference? Well, meet the bassist who started playing with the Atlanta Symphony in 1945 and is still going
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(35)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
For the first time in recorded history, Alaska's commercial fisheries did not record a single death during the fiscal year. Halibut that
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(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Holly Holm wins four awards, including Knockout of the Year at World MMA Awards. Now ain't that a kick in the head
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nicholas Sparks admits they pretty much had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find anyone willing to star in The Notebook
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(32)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
RoboRubio blows a circuit
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(234)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish fire brigade synchronised crashing team get full points for style, effort
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kenya has found a novel way to protect endangered rhinos from poachers; by deploying sniper teams with shoot to kill orders
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(199)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
According to Republicans, tree burning is carbon neutral
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(81)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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(102)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson set to open a marijuana dispensary, though he'll smoke through all his profits
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(14)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You can now take a trip down BSODs past with a tour of the Malware Museum at the Internet Archive: "It offers a catalog presentation of ancient viruses, letting users re-live their effects within an internet browser, although without any danger"
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(34)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
For $8,000, you can buy a lifesize action figure of Ben Affleck's Batman from the upcoming disaster that is Batman V Superman
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When giraffes go bad they go really, really bad
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(41)
 
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Remember when people wrote letters? Here are twenty inspirational ones from true celebrities like Bill Watterson and Gandhi
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(24)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
5-O Captures one of Hawaii's most notorious, Wo Fat moves up the list. Tag for facial tattoo
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you donated a cadaver to George Washington University, they'd like to apologize to you for not having any idea who it is anymore
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(33)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo reveals sex of panda cubs. Well that is just so WRONG
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(19)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Oh, good, the evolutionary science is settled. It's parsimonious
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(62)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Parking cars on a frozen lake for a winter festival ends exactly as one might guess it would end
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(104)
 
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Bacon is a lot closer than you think
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(13)
 
(Killeen Daily Herald)
 
 
 
HEB unveils new wood chip ice cream flavor
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(23)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Modern-day Bonnie-and-Clyde crime spree comes to an end. "Clyde" is killed, "Bonnie" in custody for robbery and kidnapping... OF MY HEART
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(62)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
"It's stupid that my actor dad is the one who has to teach us not to be dumb." Well he helped kill Jaws and hung out with aliens, after all
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
Boobies
 
In today's episode of The Entire World Cringes, Vivid Entertainment offers Ted Cruz $1 million to star in a "teen tit" film and show off his sexual prowess
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The new Colonel Sanders is about to go through his third regeneration. Rumor has it this next one has a hankering for Hot Pockets
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry customer fires off load at Tampa strip club, killing one and wounding seven. I guess that was a gun in his pocket after all
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(47)
 
(Some TaterTot MC)
 
 
 
Aspiring California DJ finds new life as a mixmaster Sonic Drive-In employee in Kansas town: "I kind of just want to give it some flair"
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(20)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Parallel parking, Baltimore style
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steamer
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
That one sentence in the article says it all. Can you spot it?
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(73)
 
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Blackberry lays off 200 employees. In other news, Blackberry still had more than 200 employees
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Update your will. Step 2: Buy case of scotch. Step 3: Tune to ABC. It's how to watch the GOP debate tonight at 8PM Eastern
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(1772)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Donald J. Trump will never rebound from Iowa if he starts to act like a sore loser - a real, and potentially quite entertaining, possibility"
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pentagon releases hundreds of Abu Ghraib torture photos. In other news, George W. Bush has actually started campaigning for JEB
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(73)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Young women only support Bernie Sanders because they want attention from boys, said A) Donald Trump, B) Sarah Palin, or C) Gloria Steinem
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(172)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
JEB explains to New Hampshire voters why he lacks the judgment to be president
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(24)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Rick Astley just turned 50. Anyone have a link to his birthday celebration? Thanks
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sarlacc pit discovered in Arizona
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(38)
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Internet, I have found the game for you
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(64)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New parody trailer of Batman V Superman featuring Adam West and George Reeves looks better than the inevitable failure that will be Ben Affleck and whoever they cast as the dull, boring Man of Steel
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(62)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 82, with former WW champ Johny Hendricks vs Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson. Also Roy "Big Country" Nelson vs Jared Rosholt. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(182)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Albuquerque police looking for female "Zapp Brannigan" who might have a lead in a shooting investigation. A sexy lead
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(33)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Air Force reluctantly delays A-10's retirement to 2022 because it's just so good at killing people: "The Air Force's problem is the Warthog is purpose-built for loitering and it packs the closest thing to Doom's BFG we've ever stuck in a plane"
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(130)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So....what does 'Progressive' mean?
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(90)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
So let's celebrate the Chinese new year, which is the year of the...WTF is that?
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(129)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican senator from Utah declares pornography a public health crisis. Many of his fellow conservatives are expected to join his cause in, say, five to ten minutes
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(62)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
My Little Pony - Princess Warriors
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(137)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake quotes by founding fathers included in gun rights bill. Man, those were some good tacos
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(58)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Marijuana shops are outlawed but a church is perfectly legal... to sell weed
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(24)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Are you a singer with addictive tendencies and a penchant for flies in vasoline? If so, Stone Temple Pilots want you to lead them
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(23)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meet the lone Democrat still hoping for a Biden run
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(41)
 
(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this drainage
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(28)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three held in Egypt over pyramid scheme
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(18)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police arrest local weather forecaster for being wrong about an early spring. Jim Cantore seen whistling as he casually leaves town
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(18)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
No, that ancient Greek statue is not holding a laptop. It's more of a tablet really
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Axl Rose turns 54 today, will celebrate by having tons of cake and collapsing in pain on his SHA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What Toyota's mercy killing of Scion means for you
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(45)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, errors found in the Iowa Democratic caucus vote count. Guess they've gotta flip a few more coins
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(170)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just plowing the railroad. Difficulty: G scale
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(22)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's your favorite audio format: vinyl, CD, cassette, 8-track, FLAC, DSD or MP3? Try not to be TOO much of a snob
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Podunk, USA, pre-Walmart: No, Walmart, stay away we don't want you to kill our town. Podunk, USA, post-Walmart: Walmart, Walmart please come back. We love you, Walmart, we're dying without you
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(131)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best Coen Brothers characters. The Dude isn't number one? Well, that's just like your opinion, man
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different - The 2016 Election Coloring book
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: ISIS supporter in Dearborn planned to attack a church. Good: He was turned in by his own father who discovered his stash of weapons and intent
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Walmart sues Puerto Rico over 91.5% tax rate applicable only to Walmart. Puerto Rico says you're lucky we didn't take the other 8.5%
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(173)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to commit a home invasion, maybe you should wear a mask so the victim can't recognize you from his high school yearbook
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(17)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
In order to prevent bad things, the FAA has ordered a no drone zone around the Super Bowl. Fark: Of 32 miles
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(63)
 
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
AMC's horror streaming service 'Shudder' launches horror film maker program. Shudder Labs
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(3)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's the obligatory "Nine Reasons The Super Bowl Sucks" article to get you in the mood to watch football
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(118)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Now EVERYBODY is claiming their body naturally produces alcohol
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(37)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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(127)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Force Awakens has just surpassed $900 million at the US box office, propelling it to over $2 billion globally. It looks like Star Wars: The Ewoks Revenge will have some big shoes to fill. Yub yub
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(49)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The world's most accurate clock has no hands because everyone knows you measure time by the duration of 9, 192, 631, 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between two hyperfine levels of the ground state of a cesium 133 atom
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(26)
 
(Indy Week)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, the congressional district that the WSJ called "political pornography" has been ruled unconstitutional
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(126)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada, and there's an app for that, or you could hang here for Hockey Day in Farkistan and catch up on *all* the NHL hockey. First pucks drop at 1 pm ET, last at 10 pm ET, 12 games all in. GAME ONNN
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(270)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Art Gallery suing next-door School of Rock because of the noise those kids make with their gahl-durned electrified ... air conditioner?
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(19)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Did Jack really have to die in Titanic? Why does Winnie the Pooh expose himself to children? And other idiotic film bits
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(45)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a reality star would sink to running a Ponzi scheme. Wait, he had child porn too? OK, many would have thought that
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The most awesome ball of lightning and lava you will see erupt all day
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(5)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is one thing that is finally kicked off her bucket list, as this 82-year-old woman found her 96-year-old birth mother after looking for decades
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(45)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump both have the potential to kill their respective political parties--and they're really close to making that a reality
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(439)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In their ongoing fascination with tiny things in Japan comes a tiny bookstore that is only large enough to stock one title at a time
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chicago goes crazy for paczkis in February, because Polish donuts go so well with soupy pizza
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nut milks are all the rage, but not all they're cracked up to be
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(45)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Popular Science tries to understand why politicians get the science wrong, eventually concludes that pandering to idiots appears to be the reason. I hope a lot of time and effort were not wasted in reaching this most obvious of conclusions
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer brands unlikely friendship of goat and tiger as ....*shakes magic 8 ball*.... gay propaganda
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a two year dispute, British Airways decides to no longer skirt around the issue of female flight attendants wearing pants
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the nominees for most ridiculous Oscars 2016 gift bag item are: $19.88 Hydroxycut Gummies, $300 My M&M's and $1,900 Vampire Breast Lift
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(18)
 
(Zee News India)
 
 
 
French businessman Frederic Sausset to become the first quadruple amputee to race in the Le Mans. Let's give him a hand, and an arm, and a leg
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(27)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bill requiring more physical activity for students in Virginia schools moves forward, slowly, gasping for air, asks if it can sit down for a minute to rest
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry I can't join you on that marathon, I'm allergic to running
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans labeled obese are actually healthy. "This should be a final nail in the coffin for BMI"
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(127)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Average American will spend 43 days of their life on hold, and develop extreme hatred for Air Supply, Kenny G, ABBA
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Monkees returning with a new album and a national tour? You have to be a believer
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(49)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New survey says that 92% of students prefer paper books over e-books. The other 8% ask "What's a 'book'?"
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forty years ago, the Ramones upset music's applecart. Hey Ho Let's Go Indeed
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever find yourself in a hotel room that's either too hot or too cold and discover that there's no way to adjust the thermostat? Well, about that
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(27)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Hasbro and Mattel now considering a merger, immediately dismiss new company name Has-Mat
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(15)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
North Korea is going to launch a rocket today and Japan is probably going to shoot it down. I'll be in my bunker
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A beloved cat who has spent almost five years patrolling a West Yorkshire railway station has been given a promotion and a uniform for her dedication to her job of rodent control. Just in time for Caturday
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(747)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Leaf says that Johnny Manziel is going down the same path he did, and he should KNOCK IT OFF
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(64)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Restless for another cute critter to idolize, Japan nominates the frog as this year's candidate for cute overload. "Signs are in evidence that more young women will be flocking to frogs-both real and of the ersatz variety"
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Which way is the bus traveling? Kids' brainteaser leaves adults baffled
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(73)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You don't have to be charged with a crime for us to seize your money and your house. New hotness: Not so fast, renters. We can't steal your landlord's apartment, but we can have you evicted just for spite
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
For a year a small town in Maine has had no taxes, no elections, and very little government. But it's not the Tea Party nirvana some expected. "No matter where you go, people ask if you've heard when they're going to have town meeting"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Linus has sailed off to that eternally sincere pumpkin patch in the sky. Goodnight Sweet Babboo
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(18)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman asleep in bed with her husband killed by morning wood
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(28)
 
(Daily Astorian)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what Krist Novoselic is up to these days, he's apparently running a dry goods store in Hooterville
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(34)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
45 years after being the 6th man to walk on the moon, Astronaut Edgar Mitchell takes his place amid the stars
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We told you that you didn't want to know how the sausage was made
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(51)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Watch as the oil companies try to convince you that cheap oil is bad for the economy
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(51)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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(58)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're walking with your smartphone and you get attacked by ninjas in feudal Japan? Me too
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(10)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Not that anybody's thinking about anything but the game this Sunday, but for those of you not into sportsball, we have a fresh Fark Weird News Quiz for you. Still warm from the oven
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(44)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Asbestos removal requires specially-trained personnel wearing hazardous material suits working under carefully controlled conditions ... unless it's Orlando, then just call some firemen
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(50)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
We get all kinds of thieves in here. From the fella who stole a snake and lost it at Lowe's to a guy who stuffed an alligator in his shorts pocket
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(10)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What do you get when a pro-skier swings an iPhone above his head while skiing? An awesome video experiment
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC says to use a condom to avoid Zika but how are you supposed to get it on the mosquito?
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I submitted this with a batter headline
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone who believes the government released all of the documents on the Kennedy assassination step forward ... not so fast
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(91)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a bracelet that feeds caffeine directly into the bloodstream. Shut up and take my money
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(39)
 
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead adds Alicia Witt to cast for Season 7
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(62)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Soon there will be a Bigger Ben
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(52)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's now a Simpsons search engine which will match any quote to a screencap of the scene it came from. Behold the Frinkiac
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(160)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
6.4 magnitude quake hits Taiwan. Details are a bit shaky but there has been at least one large building collapse
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(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colorado principal bans Peyton Manning jerseys but not Cam Newton's because Peyton's #18 could be used to show loyalty to the local "18th Street Gang"
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(76)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angel
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(32)
 
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
In their defense - the guy high on PCP probably didn't know he had been shot either
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(20)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl is rapidly turning into a torture test of the nation's telecom infrastructure
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(26)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no one thinks the stuff in McDonald's new cheese sticks is actually cheese. No, no one is stupid enough to file a federal lawsuit over it. Well, almost no one
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(123)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Funny, you don't look like a cat
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(31)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want to call Comcast and complain? They have just added the Fourth Circle of Hell to the experience
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton endorses Bernie for President
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(264)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man crashes drone into the Empire State Building. 2/4. Never forget
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(42)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Superbowl inanity turned up to 11, and it's only Friday
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(7)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
He gets a doughnut, she gets a doughnut, everybody gets a doughnut
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(20)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Here's how to play chess in Facebook Messenger, although the only way to win is not to play
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(5)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Maine's highest court rules that a prosecutor pretending to be asleep during the defense's closing arguments may have been some seriously childish bullsh*t, but it 's not enough to overturn a murder conviction
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(15)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least they fixed the lost luggage problem
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(7)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Flint is doing the impossible - getting Democrats and Republicans to agree
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(195)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug dealer taunts police on Facebook with boast of "You will never find me." The predictable happens
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A man is trying to commit suicide? Well, we can't have THAT, so PEW PEW PEW
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(156)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
White hat hacker hacks trojan so it distributes anti-virus program to idiots who go ahead and download it anyway
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(10)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decries the crocodile tears of a middle school murderer, hopes a Florida jury knows what crocodile tears are
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like edgy pro-rape crusader is indeed a king... of his mom's basement
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(143)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hello, I'm MY COCAINE and I was directed by Steven Seagal once. Now you're reading this in my voice aren't you? Good. Cause I'm British acting legend MY COCAINE
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(26)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Well, what else could you name a new tarantula species that is discovered near Folsom Prison and is dressed in black?
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(11)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cashier with five-iron tees off on robber with knife
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(20)
 
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Science shows why Ted Cruz has such a punchable face
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(188)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists develop scan that can identify signs of depression, immediately chastise themselves for it
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(8)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft invented an artificial intelligence that demonstrates wit, erudition, insight and self-reflection in chats. Naturally after ten minutes, most people started to smell a rat
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(10)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Uberbowl 50: Where no one wins and your pizza is late
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(12)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cisco officially approves employee individuality, as long as everyone is individual in the same acceptable way
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(33)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the solenodon, a mammal from your nightmares that bites like a snake
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(18)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Still mystified by how Trump got so popular? Just a take a look at his illustrious career in the WWE. It was all right in front of us the whole time
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(89)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Now that an entire NFL season of testing has gone by, we'll finally find out the truth about temperatures and ball pressures, right?
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the winner for best male performance in a death scene is...this guy
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(47)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Things for Parents to Freak Out About," the hair tourniquet
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(59)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Eight signs your manager is toxic and trying to either torpedo your career or have you fired. Remember, HR cares for you
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This guy is making a fortune selling bottles of fresh air to the Chinese
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And then this hoveround blew by me doing a hundred easy
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(16)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
8-year-old robs grocery at gun point. Mom's comment: "When I grabbed my purse, it was so light... I said, where is my gun?"
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(166)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The only politician worse at email than Hillary has been found
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says Donald Trump still hasn't committed to the next Fox News debate because he's still terrified of her
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(87)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Free Healthcare, free college and now free tattoos. Man this Sanders campaign had everything
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just finished Part 1, now here's Part 2 of Bad Lip Reading covering the NFL. "Sorry about havin' the wine hands"
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia and Canada just blew that whole "The US is too vast to have fast broadband" thing right out the water
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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(116)
 
(freakoutnation)
 
 
 
Cliven pulls off the TripleBundy, with three sons now in jail
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(158)
 
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
We could be entering a 1980's style debt crisis. Sadly, this doesn't also mean a return of Garbage Pail Kids and a dearth of hipsters
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is not helicopter parenting, this is totally gung ho: World's most demanding dad beats his regiment of children into submission by training them semi-naked in the snow
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(34)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Day-one, take away health coverage from 12 million Americans. It's a bold move, GOP. We'll see if it pays off
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(155)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's take a look back on Hillary's view on soft money in politics in 2002...oh lord...that is not good
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(84)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Internet: "Make your movies more diverse." Coen brothers: "We make the movies we want to make so deal with it"
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(183)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of ongoing efforts to heal The Great Schism of 1054, a Roman Catholic Pope is meeting with a Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church for the first time in history. So, naturally, they chose.. Havana?..as the place to meet
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(59)
 
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Fallout fan told he could only get a full refund on his partially defective limited edition soundtrack set if he smashed all the vinyls and sent pictures. So
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tensions rise as Mount Dora searches for a new city manager, but so far only a purple monkey, felonious fox, and a talking backpack have expressed interest
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(32)
 
(Lightly Buzzed)
 
 
 
Bill Romanowski goes on air to describe with relish how he'd like to sack Cam Newton and then choke him to death at the bottom of a pile
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why won't the CIA reveal what's in its art collection?
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rich people have gone full "Shut up and take my money" with Uber as they pour money into special Uber investments funds set up by Morgan Stanley and others that provide them no direct equity in Uber, and no disclosure of Uber's financials
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry founds another ripoff tech startup
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(32)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Either Ashley Manning has "short bowel syndrome" or something very fishy is going on with this HGH story
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(75)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Germany's Wendelstein 7-X fusion reactor produces first flash of hydrogen plasma. Scientists say they'd have had it 18 months ago if not for pesky time travelers constantly interrupting them
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(83)
 
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week XCOM 2 releases. Have you been playing that? Are you working your way through your backlog of games? Tell us inside. Come one come all
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(42)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump flouts Adele's music ban
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(43)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which companies profit the most from war? Here's your list
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(101)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Planning to hook up while on vacation? Yes, there are definite do's and don'ts
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(14)
 
(Some Gun Blog)
 
 
 
US FEDERAL APPEALS COURT OVERTURNS MARYLANDS ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN (well not really, they sent it back to the lower court to reconsider, but apparently you can't get a greenlight for strictly correct headlines). Boobies
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(257)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
One of the few times when "a howitzer" is the appropriate answer in civilian life
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(72)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
If you didn't have your iPhone repaired by Apple, the latest iOS update will brick it and erase all your data and files
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(98)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell destroyed real 1870s Martin Guitar in Hateful Eight instead of the doubles that were made for the scene. Martin Guitars responds by never lending out guitars to movies again, while us guitar players gently weep
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods profits rising faster than a speeding pullet
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(10)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Leak says Louisville will implement post-season ban for men's basketball team this year, as a result of the still-unfolding prostitution scandal. Press conference at 1:30 EST
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(51)
 
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Bad news, Denver. The computer simulations have been run, and Carolina is the next Super Bowl champion
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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(397)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gonzo Journalism in Oregon: Behind Enemy Lines at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge (Listen to 24:30 through 26:30)
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda may need to pay $3.4 million for damage they did. Great Dildo Sale of '16 commences
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(616)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Get your RIP Redd Foxx memes ready, Firefox OS is dead
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(30)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It looks like Johnny Manziel will fit in well with future teammate Greg Hardy
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michael Moore being taken care of by one of the worst healthcare systems in the world after being hit with pneumonia
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(44)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims elusive "goat rapist' is attacking her stock and everyone thinks she's nuts: "I have had the police out here a few times. I don't think they are taking me seriously"
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(65)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
If I knew my character would be important one day, I would've tried having some
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(108)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who exactly decided that Bernie Sanders was "the bouncer at Club Progressive"?
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(133)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Highly-recruited football player turns down 12 college scholarships over concussion fears; will maybe play basketball in college, see how he does as a walk-on somewhere
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Going to a funeral. Weird: Your own funeral. Amusing: To confront your husband who hired hit men to kill you
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In most countries, stores would stop selling faulty-deep fryers and self-igniting matches after the first few reports of blinded employees and customers with holes burned in their legs. Not in Australia, though
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After finding out that sex lube costs as much as 28 times as much as a barrel of oil, President 0bama proposes evening the score
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some parents go over the top at their kids' games, but Mom & Dad cheering their son on as he beats up an opponent is just bad taste and sh....what? Their son is in the NHL? Never mind
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(13)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
'I'm being beaten up by ghosts' - Cops reveal weirdest paranormal emergency calls most of which will make you go...'Why?'
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(22)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Almost appeared in The Force Awakens, Yoda did
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(61)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
High school hockey goaltender blocks 111 shots in 6 OTs
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police warn of theft ring targeting classic cars, such as 1980s Ford Escorts: "It's all about the resale value. Enthusiasts and collectors will pay thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of pounds for a desirable Cortina or Escort"
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(170)
 
(EclectaBlog)
 
 
 
Or, they could just wait 11 months
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(79)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Sterling could fall by up to 20% if the UK goes ahead with Brexit
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Several drivers in Manhattan who were happy they scored a free street spot this morning next to a crane are going to have a really bad evening commute
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(85)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
DAILY KOS: You should be outraged at the people that reported the Iowa coin toss stories
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(60)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Daily KOS: You should be outraged that the Iowa caucus was determined by 6 coin tosses
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Jeb is the nicest, wisest, most caring, loyal, disciplined...He's everything we need in a president" that's just among your sons though, right?
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(51)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Warning to Piers Morgan: You are now under a cleavage attack over your criticism of the SAG Awards. Oh the huge mammaries
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(89)
 
(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Casinos worried that millennials aren't getting into traditional gambling like their parents and grandparents, so they're bringing in tattoo studios, mixed martial arts competitions and other offbeat attractions to attract a younger clientele
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down and make sure your monocle is safely in its case first, but it appears that the NFL tries to influence the results of the neuroscience studies it funds
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(29)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese researchers now closer to creating an "artificial sun" which would create limitless clean energy, but are having difficulty finding a way to meet their required pollution standards
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(33)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
So why does the Empire keep building Death Stars?
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(141)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's how to offer a cash reward, because you've probably been doing it wrong your whole life
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(32)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Hey boss, can I get the hot cocoa sampler box instead?
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(55)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I hate Peyton Manning, his cheating history, his fivehead...and so should you"
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(118)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Here's why Hillary Clinton's huge Goldman Sachs speaker fees matter
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(217)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ahh, the life of a politician. One day you're negotiating international trade agreements, the next day you're getting slapped in the face with a pink dildo
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(75)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe is a disaster. Again
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(77)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz attacks Sean Penn for his half sister dying of a drug overdose and the "undocumented democrats" that are coming across the border. Sean Penn attacks back and calls him "generically funny"
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(71)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google to expand self-driving car testing to Washington State. Apparently they want to put them through the toughest driving conditions in the nation - stopping every other block at each coffee shop they pass
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(34)
 
(Some Acoustic Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady listening to a glacier
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rainbow bagels are both stunning and weird
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Five things about Clinton's shifting strategy." Basically, Sanders struck a nerve with the Wall St. thing last night and she started flailing at him
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(454)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can now buy your own doomsday bunker in Northern Ireland. Live the dream
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(5)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
XCOM 2 has been released, and here's how to tweak it to your heart's content. Sending out 60 XCOM recruits in a mission sounds ridiculously awesome until they all miss that 99% shot
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Tori Spelling downsizes to a 4,000 sq ft house, renting for $7,500 /month
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(67)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Satan tricks Phoenix City Council into banning opening prayers
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(107)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"It wasn't just that they had saved something bad and turned it really good. You had saved a complete piece of sh*t and turned it into something brilliant. That never happens"
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High school referee says Native American players on a girls basketball team cannot wear traditional Navajo buns in their hair. Players go on the warpath
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(234)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If only there were some way to identify the criminal mastermind who sat down inside a photo booth and broke into the cash drawer
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 8-month-old sea lion wanders into a fancy restaurant, curls up in a booth, and goes to sleep
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Artist behind many incredibly beautiful (but incredibly misleading) handcrafted Ghanaian movie posters for 1980s/1990s Hollywood films reveals his secrets to making true collector's items
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(13)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Mental note: Never -- and I mean NEVER -- pick a fight with a guy who has "PSYCHO" tattooed across his forehead
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(92)
 
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The margarita, the old fashioned, the martini, and other drinks most amateur bartenders have no idea how to make properly
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(19)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't go into fast food shops and yell at kids for eating fast food. You don't go into bars and yell at drunks for drinking too much. You don't go into homes and yell at people to get off the sofa. Yet you yell at cyclists for not wearing helmets
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(283)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A little song, a little dance, a little teeth-rotting, carbon acidic seltzer down your pants
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(20)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Scientists have sequenced the genome of bedbugs in order to find ways to eradicate them
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(64)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As a skier watch that first cut and turn, it could end up being a terrifying 1,000-foot tumble down a mountain. Lucky for this bad ass woman, she survived
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(16)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
40 years ago this week, Darryl Sittler put on the greatest one-man show in the history of the NHL. Thursday night, the unfortunate goaltender he savaged that night made the celebration even sweeter with a moment of true class
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(20)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Your earnings are the weakest, LinkedIn. Goodbye
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(41)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers in the Fukushima region report picking up ghosts of people who died from the tsunami
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(124)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Thomas Dolby? He's now a Professor at Johns Hopkins University and teaches music to inner city kids in Baltimore
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: "No, judge. I'm begging you. Please do NOT under any circumstances let me out of jail before trial." Literal, exact quote. Literally
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(278)
 
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently Death has decided the great wrestling card in the sky needs a hardcore chair swinging freak
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study: winners are unethical people because winning makes people unethical
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(89)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
As it turns out, Cruz's "TRUS-Ted" campaign slogan is more accurate than intended
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(87)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you wonder why McDonald's doesn't explicitly promote their new Kale Salad as healthy fast food. Well, they're clowning us
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(105)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Off-duty NYPD officer awarded $15 million after incident of cop-on-cop violence
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(101)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Chargers are going to Detroit
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(52)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Dear Crabby: "My granddaughter cheats at Candy Land." Crabby: "given that I laughed like an idiot when my nephew mooned me while shouting "BOO BOO BUTT", I may not be the best person to ask for advice here"
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BMX legend and MTV Real World/Road Rules Challenge host Dave Mirra dies young at 41 of apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(81)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In news absolutely NO ONE could POSSIBLY have seen coming, researchers have found that since Texas defunded Planned Parenthood, use of long acting contraception has plummeted by 1/3 and live births that were paid for by Medicaid rose almost 27%
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(221)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This time lapse of a thunderstorm is both awesome and terrifying
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Hillary shed a tear? Will Bernie cower in fear? Will people remember to watch this time? THIS is your Democratic Debate thread (Debate starts at 9pm)
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(1091)
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Earth, Wind & Fire founder Maurice White has passed away at 74, because if you're an entertainment legend in 2016 that's the way of the world
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(111)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Rescuers hope stranded sperm whale that washed up on a beach in Norfolk will die overnight to end its suffering before they have to break out the dynamite
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's not a crab. THIS is a crab
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(126)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beach boys
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(27)
 
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins announce tour with Liz Phair, Beanie Babies, Pogs, Tickle-Me Elmo
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(102)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Some people are accused of having a hollow leg in regard to their drinking habits. Then there's this guy
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(21)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter attempts to disrupt Vandal Savage's finances in an attempt to weaken the immortal (CW 8ET)
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(142)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Willie Wood made the most memorable play of the first Super Bowl. He doesn't remember it, nor anything else about his NFL career
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to buy one of everything for sale on Amazon? Unless you have over $13B, don't even bother
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(41)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One too many cooks spoils the recipe
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(53)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
It's been a few months since Sheldon Adelson secretly bought the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's see what's going on with the pa-OH LAWD
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet DadBod Ken
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how a bunch of bad mortgage debt crashed the American economy in 2008 and set off a world-wide recession? Yeah, not to worry you but it looks like China's sitting on about $5 TRILLION in bad loans right now, or about half of their entire GDP
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(120)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airlines now offering one way flights for less than $40. Which when combined with taxes, services and fees brings the cost just under $700
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(7)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is totes on board with fixing the Voting Rights Act but he'd rather keep his job
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(48)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL players hit the weight room, practice tackling, run play after play, smash opposing players on the field each week. BUT, can they style their daughters' hair?
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Pharma Douche is a great guy and not a huge farking douche
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(131)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jared Allen thanks the Chicago Bears for getting him to Superbowl 50 by trading him to the Carolina Panthers. In other news, the Bears are hoping the 'conditional sixth round pick' they traded him for is DAMNED GOOD
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(15)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember that retired Ohio police officer who's K-9 partner was set to be auctioned? Yep, the dog was sold, at the opening bid of $1
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(74)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
When asked how it feels to be too incompetent for the Browns, future Cowboy Johnny Clock-Her said he really does love basketball
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(47)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle hair salon employees clipped via text message
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(39)
 
(Bacon Bomb)
 
 
 
The Bacon Bomb Explosion Burger wins at the Florida State Fair, as it should have
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(36)
 
(World Entertainment News Network)
 
 
 
Ummmm excuse MEEEEE, but it's now SIR Van Morrison, mmmkay?
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(44)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
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(193)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After a 6 hour drive to remote fishing village on northern coast of Iceland, NJ tourist comes realize that he entered the wrong address into GPS for his Reykjavík hotel, proceeds to have fun anyway
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Former secretary of state found to have classified information on their personal email servers. Besides her
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(Some Mac & Cheese Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How do you do your Mac & Cheese to get you through the winter months? Subby works a white truffle oil in with fontina and gruyère cheese and some orecchiette pasta topped with buttered panko breadcrumbs to stave off the cold
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts just doesn't understand why so many Americans think he and the other Supreme Court justices are nothing but political hacks
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Martian cauliflowers could be proof of Martian life
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Batman robs Florida dollar stores, as he's apparently not the crook Florida deserves or needs, just one of the ones they happen to have right now
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
Father who tried to claim his 7-year-old as an 'employment related expense' on his taxes loses his case in court
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Another debate is scheduled on FOX with Megyn Kelly as moderator. What will Trump's excuse be this time?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America hits highest level of oil supplies in 80 years and is running short on places to store it. Thanks Obama
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