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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Sun September 24, 2017
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Tetris re-created in 2,940,928 x 10,295,296 cell version of Conway's Game of Life. Which is more of a life than its developers had in the year and a half it took to create it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vandals draw massive penis on Humpty Dumpty in children's playground (not safe for work)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what those holes in the sides of Buicks are called? (Hint: Not 'speed holes')
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Is using the transporter in Star Trek a death sentence?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
School has issue with stripper devil silhouette on girls t-shirts during picture day. Canadian outrage ensues
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza stock has gone from $14 a share in 2010 to its present $197. That should put to rest any arguments that the economy wouldn't be helped by legalizing pot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Oakland
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If Trump has his way, it will be lights out for the solar industry
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Sheesh, it's like some of you don't want to die from preventable medical issues
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey Trump speechwriters, you should quit unless you want to be known as the worst speech writers ever to put crayon to colored paper. Nothing about Trump will be good for your future. This is a fact for everyone in the White House
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russia will never, ever experience awkward pauses again. Launches world's biggest, most powerful nuclear icebreaker
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wonder why I never saw that coming
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Maple is the new pumpkin spice
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Charles Bradley, the late-in-life soul singer who rose to fame in 2002, has died at 68
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Two high school students in Kansas are running for governor there. Mostly because serving as governor would look slightly better on a college application than "worked at Walmart"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired and hot after working outside all day? Relax in your own beer dispensing lawn chair
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation, conservative Catholic leaders are accusing the Pope of heresy. Subby didn't expect that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colin Firth to also take the name Colino Firthoni
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Paralyzed thru-hiker of Appalachian and Pacific Crest trails may have exaggerated her feat just a teeny tiny bit
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
All staff safe and sound at Arecibo telescope but antenna badly damaged. Fortunately we still have 25,000 years to tell the backup to turn the starship around
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Scott's office deleted all 4 calls for help from nursing home where 11 died after Irma
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who was too cheap to pay for airport parking parks her car in front of a man's home before she goes on vacation. The man decides to wrap her car in thick cellophane
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
You say you're cutting things off between us? Well, then I'm cutting things off, too
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Tell them to stand': Trump lashes out at NFL commissioner, Democrats, Iran and McCain in afternoon rant
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who the hell is Hope Hicks and why does she have a job in the White House?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: George Clooney has broken ranks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's spirit animal is found in China
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(Men's Fitness)
 
 
 
Anthony "Abs" Bourdain shows off his eight-pack on Rome vacation
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 183: Benson Henderson vs Patricky Pitbull, Paul Daley vs Lorenz Larkin, Roy Nelson vs Javy Ayala. Prelims streaming now, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
"So I was standing in the kitchen looking at a naked body hanging from my ceiling like, 'Oh gosh. This can't be happening.'"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"To Donald Trump"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this medical moment
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series playoff starts at Kentucky in the igotcrabsatmyrtlebeach.com 300 at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe the world will end today after all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Home Depot is trying become the official sponsor of Mexico-America wall, what should their new slogan be?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach is the ringmaster of the shiatshow voter fraud circus
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran thinks he has enough fans in the US to fill arenas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin high school requires girls wearing dresses submit photos of themselves wearing the dress before they buy tickets to homecoming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it turns out that one of Trump's cabinet heads is a massive hypocrite and is screwing the taxpayers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe they should change their name to "White-a-Burger"
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock University professor finds that smartphone-addicted teenagers have less real social interaction, and don't do the fun things teens in the past did
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst town hall goes off the rails after voters in the liberal bastion of Iowa City started chanting for single-payer health care. She involved the police, lots of people left, and her breadbag shoes were ruined
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York's long nightmare is finally over
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party - 90 day performance review
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman slashes at then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
So remember last night when we learned our election may have been tampered with? The guys who were supposed to fix it were blocked from doing so
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby wants to get a hibachi grill for his place but needs ideas on how to go about this
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brew 12,000 gallons of beer in your backyard? Sure, why not
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pachyderm
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man chastises 4-year-old birthday girl for sky littering
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share easy meal ideas, quick fixes, "must-go" meals (clean the fridge out and either eat it or toss it as it's not going to last any longer). Difficulty: kid approved and non kitchen destroying preps
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(Some Science Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much going on here, just engaging in quantum teleportation of patterns of light. How's your warp drive project going? Oh... well, keep at it, you never know how these things will turn out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Getting caught by the "hidden ball trick" is pretty embarrassing when you're a Little Leaguer. But when you're a member of the New York Yankees?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House's senior nuclear weapons expert is A) a Dr. Strangelove caricature; B) a former oil executive; or C) an ordained Zen Buddhist chaplain? Oh, that's actually somewhat comforting
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Join me in wishing a happy 68th birthday to America's greatest rock and roll musician, Bruce Springsteen. LIKE A BOSS
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Worlds in the outer solar system never get warm enough to have liquid water. So how do they have it, anyway?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Strike that. Reverse it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New form of aluminum isn't transparent, but it does float on water
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Cow farts (yes, really) are a leading cause of global warming. So, instead of trying to get people to give up their burgers and steaks, scientists are trying to design a more "climate-friendly" cow
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Very interesting scientific explanation. Link to the right. Discussion to the left
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half a million Londoners decide that they'd rather save money than be safe and sign petition demanding Uber keep their licence
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Group of black men denied opportunity to meet white supremacist
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently if you keep promising results to people who give you money and then completely fail to follow through on those promises, eventually they stop giving you money. Who knew?
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guys, is your face wider and squarer than most men? Well, the good news is that women apparently find you more attractive. The bad news is that you're a lousy husband
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you been getting the feeling lately that a certain politician's Twitter feed has been getting a bit repetitive? Well, you aren't alone. Someone desperately needs some new material
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla stockholders continue to unplug
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New Star Trek show goes where no Star Trek show has gone before, into a world with many new players and technologies, where once a half-arsed scifi show could rake in the dough without much effort. Now, you have to be good
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top college games for Saturday include Georgia at Mississippi State and Missouri at Auburn. And there are many other games for you to watch. Will your team do well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaigns for Strange in Alabama and helps the incumbent in the polls. Oh wait, reverse that. He helps Moore open up an eight-point lead in the race. Awkward
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(Some Quaker)
 
 
 
Mexico just tested another hydrogen bomb
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫One day Zecora came down with swamp fever - Fluttershy swore she'd be the one to save her - no cure exists and the zebra is not immune - but they wouldn't kill off a character on a kid's cartoon♫ My Little Pony Saturday Discovery Family 11:30 am EST
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The folks at IO9 are trying to settle an unsettleable argument: which Batman is the best Batman? Somehow, subby's vote for George Clooney keeps getting soundly ridiculed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cat like typing detected
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain opens up about her fight with Lyme disease and her husband cheating on her while she fought the disease. On the plus side, she has a new country song
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Romero Institute research finds that using alcohol to medicate social anxiety can backfire. "Because alcohol is often readily available in social situations, it's an understandable coping strategy"
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(Some Beach Guy)
 
 
 
So you've got your favorite book with you. Now, where do you go to read it? The Saturday Morning Book Club this week is all about location, location, location
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Rocket Raccoon's Great Grandpa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New fingerprint test can also determine if you're high on drugs at the same time. Yay?
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 40,000 pints of vodka overturns. Thousands upon thousands of people volunteer for cleanup efforts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rural woman
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most terrifying thing on this planet just may be a baby dragonfly's mouth. It's basically a long, hinged arm that's kept folded under its head eerily similar to the monster from 'Alien'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I say again, North Korea has NOT tested a hydrogen bomb. That 3.4 scale earthquake on the heels of threats against the U.S. is a complete coincidence and certainly NOT any sort of bomb
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
15-year-old shelter cat that loves being held finds his forever home just in time for Caturday
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Start stockpiling Hortons' doughnuts immediately
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Democrats: Black lives matter...on one Tuesday every other November, but that's about it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hark What light through yonder EPL breaks? It is the East London Derby at 7:30am ET. At 10, the main batch of matches, featuring Burnley and Huddersfield. 12:30 gives us Reds at Fox. Newcastle at Brighton on Sunday at 11. DISCUSS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Golden Girls return to the catwalk. Thank you for being a friend
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(Independent)
 
 
 
How successful was Theresa May's Brexit speech? Well, Britain's credit rating was immediately downgraded due to a loss of confidence in their ability to secure a deal
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel like a loser, but you've probably been peeling your banana the wrong way your entire life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like China is getting sick of North Korea's shiat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The healthcare.gov web site will need to be down for a little maintenance. For 12 hours, once a week, every week. Like any web site
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The boys are really cooking up something nice in the lab, yea, believe me, it's gonna be the greatest wall you've ever seen. And you know what? We're gonna make it see-through, so we can watch for bad guys
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you've had too much to drink, call an Uber to drive you home. Not an 8-year-old girl
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Morrissey has done the unthinkable and has turned the insurmountable criticism surrounding his music into something just as good as notoriety and sales: martyrdom. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pruitt's EPA: I agree with my mining CEO buddy over here: these farking salmon have had it too easy for too long
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian out Canadians everyone by politely telling bears to leave his property
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sometimes, a puppy's just gotta howl...but what happens when a puppy hasn't quite figured it out yet? Better get some insulin ready
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
He was warned. He was given an explanation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guajataca Dam in Puerto Rico has developed a crack and is going to fail. Immediate evacuation for all persons downstream is in place. Stay safe, anyone in the danger zone
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Outdoor apparel manufacturer L.L. Bean runs full-page ad that can only be read in sunlight
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
School: Vermont teacher fired for demonstrating Nazi salute to third graders
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Lawyer claims Anthony Weiner [tag goes here] to reoffend
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hottie gym teacher arrested for keeping physically fit with student... again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
War breaks out. Between nerds. Over socks worn by the Prime Minister in Canada
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants the NFL to fire anyone that kneels during the National Anthem
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, baby, how about we meet up later at the henge and get stoned?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever work at a car dealership? Share your tales of woe
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says if you're too cheap to buy his food buckets, you will have to answer to God on an empty stomach once the rapture hits
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(Old Time Candy)
 
 
 
Subby saw a local store taking their Halloween stuff down and putting Christmas stuff out. While there's still time, what candy should he stock up on and which should he avoid?
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Towson University is totes goats for landscaping
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton novel "The President is Missing" to come to Showtime. To be followed by his bio-pic "The President's Pants are Missing"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
There is an old Vulcan proverb: Only Bannon could go to China
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Where have you gone, Big Time Timmy Jim? San Francisco turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo wooo
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Trilobites got stomachs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for the winner of the "Worst Airport in the U.S." The award goes to (drum roll) LaGuardia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Republicans support citizenship for the 800k DACA recipients
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New statue to Kalashnikov in Moscow accidentally includes image of German WWII rifle, whose designer was taken to Russia and may have worked on AK-47 design
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A former US Drug Czar with a Medellin cartel contract on his head traveled with a security detail of two. Current EPA head Scott Pruitt needs 18 because Mother Nature doesn't pussyfoot around like the cartel
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesus, what the fark is the matter with his face?
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
It's a good thing Alaska built all those bridges to nowhere, since the legislature forgot to pay next year's ferry budget
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(DPoisn)
 
 
 
The iPhone version of the Quote of the Day app is done. More DIT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"C-c-can y-y-you h-h-hear m-m-me n-n-now?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
All blue-eyed people have one ancestor in common. No word on gingers just yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jane Goodall says Trump reminds her of something
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
One Canadian province decides to make the day after pill available at pharmacies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician only showers every three days. Think about it, as you sit at your computer; the smell of Mitch McConnell on the third day
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(Air & Space Magazine)
 
 
 
Alabama- the state that will give us Senator Roy Moore is the one that also gave us Saturn V, the world's most kickass rocket
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma ventriloquist wins America's Got Talent with double-dummy performance, announces she will be joining the Golden State Warriors next season
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you really need it to come in 30 minutes or less? Or in most Farkers' case, 30 seconds or less. And yes, you would probably hit it
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Concerned about the possibility of an EMP knocking out World of Warcraft servers and his pet rabbit's private jet, GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter advocates for a first strike on North Korea
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunny in hand
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
CVS encourages people to switch to Walgreens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the NFL says it intends to 'fight vigorously' the federal lawsuit filed by Aaron Hernandez's family
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Authorities seek toilet paper bandits, analyze skid marks left at scene
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel continues to be mean to poor old men
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's it. This time it's for real, seriously It's dead this time. Really It's time for the Chris/Rachel love in, tonight's hero Senator John McCain. Starts 8pm EDT
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(Shareblue)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton just sold more copies of her book in one week than Trump has sold in two years. Then again, why would Trump sell copies of Hillary's book?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 117 live from Japan. Ovince St. Preux vs Yushin Okami, Claudia Gadelha vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims start at 8 PM ET on FXX, Main card at 10 PM ET, also on FXX
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What color do you get when you mix Hot Pink and Puke Yellow?
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Farker and frequently unsuccessful submitter BBCARD1 just finished his first documentary. About 14 people will be interested in it
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Iran develops, builds, and displays new ballistic missile in response to Trump's UN speech
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wes Anderson's new doggy film set in Japan. Bill Murray wants steak and maybe a Japanese accent
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mike Gundy's "I'm a man, I'm 40" rant turns ten years old today. Happy birthday, because IT'S GARBAGE
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the mansion from the "Talladega Nights" movie, then you are in luck... if you can pony up the asking price of $4.2 million
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No one cares about the iPhone 8
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DCCC's bold strategy for 2018: Try to appeal to Republicans, hope liberals vote for them anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Protestors beaten at Erdogan speech in NY. This is not a repeat from the last time this has happened
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo dances with Cal Thomas while doing Sinatra. Do I really need a punchline?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mr. White House Official, what kind of impact will the Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill have? Mr. White House Official: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like putting two NFL teams in Los Angeles was a huge mistake. Bonus: Colin Kaepernick isn't being blamed for the terrible attendance
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
Today's XKCD is a shout-out to you Anne McCaffrey fans
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gets into an argument over Russia and China with Rob Reiner, who is apparently the only liberal who would be caught dead on its show
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump's solar tariffs would cripple an entire industry at the request of two companies, one of which is in bankruptcy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the United Nations: "The chair recognizes the ambassador from Saudi Arabia." Ambassador: "Mmmmh, pleased to be here, I am"
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo's solution to end the North Korean threat in just two days requires two Italians and a Buick
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Trump presidency in news cycles. Take a look at the Mueller news cycle and notice all the insanity of Trump filling in those dips in Mueller coverage. Almost like we have Trump's distraction plan in graph form
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard Trump, giving Hurricane Irma speech: "And Melania really wanted to be with us....". So, guess where she was at that exact moment. Go on, guess before clicking
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Think of a dinosaur. Now where did that image come from?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More rich people problems: Attempting to beat your Hamptons riding horse before it's dead during a competition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang Clan rips Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli a new one on diss track 'Lesson Learn'd'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, Salt Lake City, what happened to all those homeless people you arrested? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bloggers: We'll give you some great online exposure in exchange for a free meal at your Michelin-starred restaurant. Chef: Your blog sucks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller start dropping bombs? Will Donnie Two Scoops start dropping bombs? Will Facebook and Twitter drop the ads that swung the election? THIS is the Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation Friday news dump thread (~5pm news dump)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thrown fat man
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John, "Exactly ZERO farks left to give" McCain issues a statement blasting Senate Judiciary Chairman Charles Grassley's letter to the FBI as "clearly intended to distract from the serious ongoing investigations into Russia's interference in our election system"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Come for the "Sebastian Gorka goes on 2 1/2 hour tirade in front of Special Forces," stay for "John Kelly revoked Gorka's security clearance while Gorka was on vacation"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MMA fighter is 4 pounds over his fight weight limit, then almost passes out right after his weight-in
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clerks star died after taking 37 painkillers. In a row?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police warn teens about man acting strange even by Florida standards
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's alt right grifter/ carnival barker Yolo Minneapolis will hold a press conference to accuse UC Berkeley of cancelling a conference that he was never really going to produce in the first place and Berkeley never cancelled
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
McCain: Oh f*ck no, Lindsey. Just no
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maniac finds a way to make whitewater rafting even more dangerous by stacking six rafts on top of each other and using nine-foot oars (w/video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Autocorrect is making life hell for Equinox but life great for Equifax, the true target for online and mobile hatred
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks decries political correctness as "the death of comedy," says 'Blazing Saddles' could never get made today
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Abbott claims head-butt has nothing to do with gay marriage
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pumpkin Fiery Truck Crash, Charlie Brown
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Can a sock give you the perfect avocado? Perhaps you should ask the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There is one solution to the sorry state of NFL football: Legalize Holding. Hey, no one said it was a GOOD solution
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia denies spending $100K in Facebook ads in 2016 election, says those dollars were just on vacation on their own
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court bans police from deploying stingrays without a warrant. CRIKEY
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams pretended to be Liam Gallagher so he could have sex in a hotel. Take that, Liam
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
My boyfriend is straight, he only has Grindr installed on his phone as a way to find weed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The priapism is not tit cockmedians are asspiring to wad into crotch pubely. The pubis is tit our polidicks have becum so slutty and sexualizing that condoms can't do their climax penisly without humping about sex"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mother and son hide in bedroom and call cops as half naked burglar breaks into their Oklahoma home. "No, we don't know where his clothes are. We've been locked in this room"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says Kim Jong-un was a "totally unqualified person" who attained his position of power only through nepotism
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Violent times will come." Just another unexplained mystery PSA in Orange County
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
5 Questions you were too embarrassed to ask about the expanding Universe? More like 5 questions I didn't even know I was supposed to ask
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clemson kicker Greg Huegel pulls a Bill Gramatica
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia threatens to make Takata airbag recall compulsory, noting that nation is already full of things jonesing to kill you, and that defective airbags need not be one of those things
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former law professor: Roy Moore is sugar in America's gas tank
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
7UP should not be the number of days you are awake after drinking it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nebraska college football: 1962-2017. Rest in peace
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"There is no joy in Trumpworld right now," says one advisor, as the rats abandon ship
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just scored a new electric pressure cooker from a thrift store for $12 and is super excited. On the left you see an example of the unit. On the right, I'd like some Fark Foodie ideas to try out in this baby. DIT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans, on health care proposal: "Meh, what's in the bill doesn't really matter"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should we be celebrating my mom having sex or slut shaming her? Subby thinks it's great she has more sex than the pol tab combined. But they seem to think moms must be celibate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart tries delivering groceries direct from the store to your fridge with workers who can access customers' homes and put the purchases away. Yeah, this should turn out well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's OSIRIS-REx to slingshot around Earth in pursuit of asteroid. Expected to wind up in 1968 to stop launch of nuclear missile with aid of agent Gary Seven any moment now
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Seems like Paul Manafort is pretty farked
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Student exploits "Stonehenge error" when teacher lets class bring one 3x5 card as a cheat sheet for test
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If your record label is dropping you from its roster don't worry. Beyonce's record label has got you covered
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European and North American visitors flock to the UK in record numbers, enjoying their improved spending power offered by the weak pound post-Brexit vote. Leavers fail to appreciate irony
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
And yet even more rich white people problems: Marilyn Manson blames Columbine shooting for destroying his career
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rocket Man blasts back at White Honky calling him "frightened dog" and a "mentally deranged U.S. dotard," vowed to "highest level of hard-line countermeasure in history," leading to fears that this might be Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ryanair CEO thinks flying a plane is easy, and that's true. Anyone can fly a plane, but it takes a certain set of skills to land (safely)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert releases his very own leaked meltdown tape since Lawrence O'Donnell's was leaked for him
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(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
Rich divorced people problems: What it's like to co-own a house in the Hamptons with your ex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain pissed at Chuck Grassley for implying the 2008 campaign had Russians in the house
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: High school golfer hits hole-in-one. Holy FARK: He had TWO hole-in-ones in one round
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What is a dotard? Let's look at the etymology
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
47-year-old Heather Graham looking remarkably like 27-year-old Heather Graham
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you trapped a skunk in Oklahoma and then set it on fire, animal control would like to talk, preferably upwind of you
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I just got bit by a mosquito at my desk at work, for the 4th time this week. How can I turn this into a fat payout so I can retire?
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: You know, the Obama White House spied on me too. They even went so far as to install a PEBKAC virus on my laptop
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Some people may think the end of the world is September 23, but they will probably be wrong like this hermit was back in 1694
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In your neck of the woods, what obscure museums are worth going to?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And here we have Darren Aronofsky responding to the news Mother got just as bad a grade as he did in directing school
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a good start, but if they can get it to stop Tweeting at 3 in the morning, then they'll really be onto something
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(Facebook)
 
Video
 
Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a PSA poster (difficulty: no politics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full of more colourful characters than a JRPG it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Outlast: Deluxe Edition. What have you been playing this week? Mutant Football League? XCOM 2? What upcoming games are you excited about?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin ain't worth the paper it's not printed on
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
How the real homeowner of Laura Palmer's house ended up starring in the series's final scene
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will no deal still be better than a bad deal? Will Brexit still mean Brexit? Will Theresa May threaten the EU with total destruction if they don't agree to terms? This is your Brexit speech discussion thread. (speech begins around 9.15am ET)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Young girl reaching out from rubble of quake-flattened Mexico City school, hailed as universal symbol of hope, never actually existed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Almost 10,000 EU health workers have quit the NHS since Brexit vote. Well, with all that money they're saving on staffing costs, perhaps they won't even need the extra £350m a week Brexiteers promised
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has a big heart
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Today, the Ric Romero Institute of Teenage Psychiatry in a new report reveals for the first time that 1 in 4 teenage girls are depressed, sullen, talk back to their parents and regularly scowl at anyone but their dear poodle, Fifi
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hewlett Pack-your-bags
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the North Korea leader is going to be tested like never before. Unclear if Un is going to be taking the SAT, MCAT or LSAT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There's something very damning in the Facebook ad buy story. How do I know? President Trump literally did an actual 'whataboutism' tweet about it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood: "Work fourteen-plus hours a day for us." Actor/crew member driving home: *crash*. Hollywood: *surprised face*
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States has too much bread
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland shortlisted as one of the next cities to get a Major League Baseball team, their mascot said to be named "Hairy", the bearded hipster
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Infants learn to persevere by watching adults around them. And they can also learn how to fail and eat Cheetos
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Trump fires Mueller. Then he climbs backward out the window into Outside Over There
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez confirmed to have had Duerson-Seau Syndrome
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A new study discovers that people who drink too much in college have trouble finding jobs once they graduate. But at least it gives them more time to drink during the day
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
2017: You can now ride an electric scooter that is powered by a treadmill the rider walks on
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station worker suspended after shooting robbery suspect. "I felt the need to protect myself. I'm sick and tired of being a sitting duck"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having ignored their predictable failures everywhere, MD governor proposes privately-owned toll roads to solve traffic woes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The house featured in Tom Hanks movie 'The Money Pit' is on the market
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The eight most inappropriate, racist, and otherwise bizarre moments in Disney movies the company could not get away with now. The crows from Dumbo are probably the worst
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un just taught us all the word "dotard"
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
NFL realizing that letting the Chargers move to LA was a stupid decision
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Florida nursing home where ten residents died may have tried to fudge the paperwork a bit
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mike Pence dodges a question on Trumpcare by making up a fake quote by Thomas Jefferson. Can we get a smokebomb tag yet, please?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy is ditching much-maligned blueberries
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why aren't religious beliefs classified as delusions? Here comes the psychology
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Strangest way you discovered an author
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Margaret Court sticks her neck out to say that "...there will be no Mother's Day, there will be no Father's Day, there will be no Easter, there will be no Christmas" if marriage equality passes in Australia
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea could test hydrogen bomb over Pacific Ocean, says foreign minister
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook reverses previous decision, will supply Congress 3000 ads bought by Russians. Looks like Trump is Zucked
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough of this. It ends now"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well honestly, there's not really a GOOD place for white man to ever shout "shut the fark up, {N-word}" but one of the WORST places is while walking by protest organized by students upset about racist graffiti appearing on their campus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
As a PSA, you're reminded to tickle the little man in the boat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Step 1: You, Paul Manafort, owe a Russian oligarch a metric shiatton of cash. Step 2: The oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, sues your ass. Step 3: Trump wins the GOP presidential nomination. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Deripaska is no longer suing your ass
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Trix® is back with all its artificial fluorescent colors, because we like it that way, man
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Congressman Mo Brooks (R-eclusive) holding first public townhall in 2 years tonight. I'm bringing popcorn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things are about to get farking CRAZY at Brigham Young University
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a first person video of a drone flying between and underneath cars on a moving freight train
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
All the corpse flowers are blooming at the same time. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The most fabulous Bible ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out the Iranians got lucky yesterday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop continues to rely on P.T. Barnum's veracity, introduces 'vampire repellent'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've been to Detroit Metropolitan Airport North Terminal restrooms recently and went to wash your hands, that viscous stuff you squirted on your appendages to clean yourself WASN'T ALL SOAP
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(My News LA)
 
 
 
Leading opponent of marijuana legalization: The people who put out pot target the poor and minorities. Kind of like the people who put out alcohol and tobacco, maybe?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Hunky monk goes viral with spiritual beefcake photos. Buddha be praised
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Are federal employees ordered to attend anti-leaking classes? Depends
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mad genius builds drivable hot tub that could make your commute... um, interesting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Maria destroys Caribbean islands, strips them of vegetation. CNN: "US mainland not out of the woods yet"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the smell of post-hurricane Florida in the morning. "What can you do about the smell? Well, not much. Go back inside. I mean, what can you do? It's in the air"
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(Fox)
 
 
 
What will Bortus and his mate do about their female hatchling? Will Alara get in trouble for disobeying an admiral? Will Ed and Kelly have regretful ex-sex? It's your "The Orville" thread. (9pm EDT)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
How Matt Drudge became the pipeline for Russian propaganda
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Man with Palantir considered for position on intelligence council. This is not a repeat from the Third Age of Middle Earth
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Arson suspect who set himself on fire is charged with burning personal property. The stupid, it burns
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
I know we make fun of these people, but in reality, she took a minor possession charge to help arrest two armed robbers. Hero, I say
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Parisian reader
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Duterte promises to kill his own son if drug rumors are true
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Let's see, Mueller is requesting additional Air Force One convo records, the healthcare bill sucks hardcore, and new sanctions have been announced against North Korea. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Penguin's back in charge, R'as al Ghul takes his daughter to work, and the kid puts on a mask and goes Oliver Queen. It's the season premiere of "A Dark (and Stormy ) Knight", the front end of Season 4 of "Gotham", 8 PM ET, FOX
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Enough with all the lies, where did the phrase "liar liar pants on fire" really come from?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When Betsy DeVos travels for work, not only does she use her own personal jet instead of a chartered one, but she doesn't charge taxpayers for any of the operating expense
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tonight on Thursday Night Football the Los Angeles Rams travel north to take on the San Francisco 49ers. Will the Rams be able to beat them or will the 49ers win, or for that matter will the 49ers score a touchdown? Game starts at 8pm ET on NFL
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller hopes to make Sean Spicer's notebooks the #1 bestseller on Amazon this fall
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Average farker disappointing Scarlett Johansson would last longer than the scheduled Senate debate on the latest GOP Obamacare repeal bill
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are finally getting a 5-Story Chick-fil-A that 'Pays homage' to 9/11
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to Russia, Morgan Freeman was tricked into being against Russia interfering in our elections
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today, from the Ric Romero Institute for consumer advocacy: "DIY cosmetic surgery can lead to disaster"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Everything we know about the forthcoming GOOD OMENS TV series so far
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The times that Russia used nuclear bombs on themselves with mixed results
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diet Scoops gets mocked online after her cyber-bullying speech
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
District attorney indicted for perjury during lover's divorce proceedings beats rap by marrying key witness against him
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tom Brady thinks drinking water prevents sunburn, wrote a book about it, was obviously dropped a lot as a baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Russia weaponized a bunch of twits
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of sea bed, causes magnitude-6.1 earthquake off coast of Japan east of Fukushima. Fukushima nuclear plant wonders if he'll be coming for breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's richest woman dies peacefully at home, moments before every vulture in her life starts killing each other to be the person to inherit it all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Flair discusses what almost killed him. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How the right lost its collective minds and souls to follow Trump
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: Jerry Lewis continues to be a dick from beyond the grave
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Alexa, send me all the crackers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Salute, the U.S. Marine Corps prepares to welcome the first female infantry officer
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
18-year-old Illinois man steals bulldozer, runs over squad car, leads police on chase and ends with a faceplant on the pavement. Tah Dah (with video suitable for Yakety Sax)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UN Ambassador Samantha Power went on such an unmasking spree during the Obama administration that the Scooby Doo gang even told her to chill out
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Please do not pet the radioactive puppies of Chernobyl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wild goose chase
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday, Stephen King
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Fake memorial pays tribute to fake news of 'Brooklyn Bridge Elephant Stampede of 1929'
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your driver's license says SEX PREDATOR on it? There's a fix for that (with mugshot)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Meet Beelzebufo, the giant frog that ate dinosaurs. Bonus points: Has a living relative named PacMan frog. Oh you, crazy scientists. You make us laugh, you make us think
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year none the wiser as middle schoolers launch real-life TorD thread
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Mattis hints at secret "kinetic" action against Best Korea. I'm pretty sure that's where you blow shiat up just by thinking it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder says he's content with leaving the post production of "Justice League" alone to Joss Whedon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has turned the USDA into his patronage piggy bank where former campaign workers get cushy jobs. Recent appointments to top jobs there include "a long-haul truck driver, a country club cabana attendant, and the owner of a scented-candle company"
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Fight over biscuit making job ends in disorderly conduct citations, in story which could only be more Southern if grits and incest were involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Puerto Rico's Power Board on when residents could expect service back after Maria left the entire island without power: " it's a good time for dads to buy a glove and ball and change the way you entertain your children..cook on gas stoves"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Subway surfing is all fun and games until you.....OH GOD, I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT
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(NIST)
 
 
 
Why, oh why doesn't the USA use metric? Blame some pirates in 1794. Arrrr
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