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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Wed January 18, 2017
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The Google car calculated that I had a 45% chance of survival. Sarah only had an 11% chance. Go ahead, you trust 'em if you want to
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
There's a lot of good Trump and Pence could do their first day, or, let's be generous, their first week. How about this?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bush family initiates plan of last resort to avoid attending Trump inauguration
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Republican introduces bill that would allow women who received an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the operation if the woman feels emotional distress afterward
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The secret to immortality? Coffee
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"It has yet to be decided on what the collective noun should be for a group of stadium announcers. I would propose a screech, although a babble or an annoyance would be perfectly acceptable substitutes"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tampon sales go into the red
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Deadpool is the ultimate Oscar Cinderella story
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
AI can predict when your insurance carrier should terminate your coverage with 80% accuracy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump keeps wetting down the GOP's dreams
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Whereas McCarthy was generally correct regarding the communist leanings and activities of his targets, liberal political-correctness czars are off-the-wall incorrect when accusing regular and patriotic Americans of racism, misogyny, xenophobia
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How much do real events shape your work? Do you ever directly use reality in your fiction? Planning a dystopian "1984"-esque novel about sentient hairpieces ruling the world? THIS is your Fark Writers' Thread "god help us all" edition
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fatah, Hamas to form unity party, presumably to be called "Fatahs"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
US Army successfully flies its hoverbike prototype
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember those 1,600 Carrier factory jobs Trump said he would save? About that
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two things catch Charles Barkley's eye during NBA broadcast, and he immediately asks for a replay
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this misty morning paddleboarder
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Trump associate Roger Stone survives likely assassination attempt of the radioactive substance kind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are the nine most unlucky items you have in your house right now, according to Feng Shui
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
The Press Corps writes an open letter to Trump, vowing "You won't set the rules for us"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the white laborers of rural North Carolina who believe that Donald Trump is not only going to bring back $40/hour manufacturing jobs, but also make Americans start smoking tobacco again
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
I got a late Christmas present in the form of a $50 Steam card. I also have the next couple of days off. I'm looking for something new to play. Any suggestions? Difficulty: no FPS
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
For Sale: air force. As is, where is. Buyer to arrange transportation from Israel. U$200,000 OBO (pics)
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan could portray Cable in Deadpool 2: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I don't like Tweeting all the time. I have no choice though because I get bad press," says living orange echo chamber Donald Trump, who has yet to figure out that if he stopped Tweeting the bad press would decrease
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(MSN)
 
 
 
About that sea ice, yeah there isn't that much left
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Getting ready for the 2017 MLB season it's time to remember the stories behind 10 of the strangest forgotten nicknames in baseball history. Let's bring back the "Disco Dan Ford" shirts, please
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Welcome to China, where you can have your cake and drink it too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump opens mouth, dollar devalues
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Moby Dick's restaurant lease blocked because of "offensive name". What's wrong with Moby?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Young Thug decides not to show up for his video music shoot. Director decides that's not an issue
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Representative of group offering to pay protesters to disrupt inaguration exposed as a fraud and torn to shreds on air by...Tucker Carlson? We're fully through the looking glass, people
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, it's not ok to watch porn on an airplane either
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
My name is Prince. And I am funky. And I am secretly advising your new president. Let's get crazy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump shakes a tiny fist at polling data that shows just how unpopular he really is these days
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Ever have a partner accuse you of giving them an STD, then you test negative for everything and they still swear that you cheated?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is having so many problems filling seats at his inauguration that he's buying ads on Facebook to find people who will take them for free. Next up: Craigslist, Fark, Grindr
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
7 out of 10 Americans would like Trump to keep his tweet-mouth shut. Also, 8 out of 10 Americans would like Trump to pull up his pants and act like a President, for crap's sake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to be interviewed by fake journalist from fake news organization during this year's Super Bowl
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
At last count, the number of Goldman Sachs executives in Trump's administration is up to six, or a Goldman Shower if you will
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will there be honor among thieves? Probably not
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Okay, poop is coming out
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This fragile, near-sighted annoyance with a gold head and tiny genitals was named after... go on, guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know the "Woman's March" taking place on January 21? It's gone world wide. There's now 616 of them and over 1 million protesting. Bonus solidarity: There's one in every state in America
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson has 'basically retired' from movies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Official Inauguration Poem is out. "Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud, The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod With purpose and strength he came down from his tower To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
At her confirmation hearing, Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos said we need guns in school to protect us from grizzly bears. Stephen Colbert nods in approval
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Big tobacco is about to get bigger
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Inaugural Event Committee: "We're still looking for more entertainment stars to perform." Sam Moore: "Hold on, I'm coming"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share some advice for new parents. Maybe for newly stay at home parents, what helps keep the house running smoothly? Keeping sanity?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Good news, Kentuckians: Yours is the cheapest state for smokers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China to develop super super computer. Yes, that's right--it's gonna have two supers
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Tue January 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm not exactly sure where the Ice Cream Killer fits on the hot/crazy scale, but she's sure gotta be WAAAAAAAY up there on the crazy side. Scary tag only very slightly beats Sick tag (Not safe for work images in sidebar & below article)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
File this under 'shiat nobody asked for', Windows 10 is getting a built-in book store
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Good: 2018 Ford Mustang will have a slightly more retro look. Bad: including a 4-cylinder engine
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State University students decide the best way to commemorate Martin Luther King day is to post pics of themselves in blackface
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coming to CNBC ... A new reality show featuring cash-strapped former athletes. With your host - Alex Rodriguez
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought it was a 'Springer Spaniel'
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
More misadventures of Aaron "Downton Abbey" Schock and the taxpayer money that funded them. "Unlike some politicians, I did not delete any emails"
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
"The court imagines an appropriate reaction from SpongeBob SquarePants would be, 'Aw, tartar sauce'"
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 20 biggest sport stadiums in the world ranked by seating capacity. How many can you name? How many have you been in?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Nets (8-32) are the new Philadelphia 76ers
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(Islands.com)
 
 
 
These are the Star Wars filming locations you're looking for
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Inside a remote desert facility, hundreds of human bodies lie frozen in capsules, each waiting for their second life to start
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
There's procrastination and then there's filing a missing person report on someone who vanished in 1981
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN extracts frothy mess from anus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Update to the TotalFark & BareFark membership drive
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Never ever again will you have to wonder which store bought hot dog is the "Best Ever Hot Dog In the Universe of All Time." It's been decided. Forever
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fired IT guy wants $200,000 to help former employer access a Google account he may have changed the administrative password on. John Podesta unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're listening to Stockholm FM & coming up next is..***crackle*** .. Get out of the farking way. Coming through... ***crackle*** ...ith Bjorn Svensson. So keep it locked right here
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CBO: The GOP's plan to repeal Obamacare would make America great again for over 32M people
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
And today's last-second steal and game-winning buzzer beater which makes national news comes to you from Seven Lakes High School in Texas
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Director Mace's past as a Chippendale dancer comes back to haunt SHIELD. (ABC 10ET)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If you're going to hold onto a library book called "Forty Minutes Late," might as well go big and keep it for a century
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest ticket in Washington for Friday's inauguration is the all-day party at the Canadian embassy: "It's a hotly coveted invitation. It's kind of like being in the VIP box at a hockey game or something"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Missing hunter was really in jail for public intoxication in the most Alabama story you'll read today
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson does not grasp the subtleties of humanity, demands to know "Why do you always bring it back to race?" Jehmu Greene seemed stunned
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hundreds of wolf-dog hybrids illegally sold in Italy. That's nothing, you should see the Hungarian spiderbat black market
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"An unapologetic liberal, he was no fan of firearms. He had never owned one before. But Waugh, a 31-year-old from Independence, Missouri, couldn't shake his fears of a Donald Trump presidency - and all of the chaos it could bring"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
State of emergency declared in The Gambia. For those of you who don't speak English, that's Le Gambia
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An alternative album cover for any existing album
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a baker's dozen of the weirdest Donald Trump merch on sale now. Gotta get the $1,800 Gucci slippers that look like his head
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo / the Florida fire department has been called to come rescue you ♪
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Alexa Bliss escape the cage with the women's title? How many bags will James Ellsworth carry for Carmella? What is Shane McMahon's big announcement? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
"The issue is not Trump. It is us." - by some lib who really knows how to lib
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian couple shocked, SHOCKED to find 'micro-pig' they purchased turns into 670-lb giant. Apparently too polite to return it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news Millennials, you'll still struggle to pay off your student loans even after you retire
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow says he will never do another broadcast show again, then gets asked about a reboot of Freaks & Geeks
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a protest against the patriarchy at unveiling, topless woman grabs Trump statue by the crotch. Trump tweets, topless women are welcome to do other things to my crotch if it'll make them feel better. I've always said that
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Harry Dean Stanton gets surprise prison term in repo gone wrong. Emilio Estevez reportedly nervous
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Polls that show Trump's approval rating at 40% are rigged and phony, according to Trump. Wow, and I thought he'd say, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll try to be President for all the people and get those numbers up"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway has the second-highest priced Big Macs in the world. Of course, the only other option is lutefisk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World to Davos: 1. work for the people. 2. stop building Daleks 3 profit
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Unemployed Fark Poltab losers: look no further. Your dream job has arrived
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
In addition to civil rights, civil language, and America being a world leader, we also are going to have to say goodbye to the Onion's articles about Joe Biden
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
Names start to leak of exactly who is financing Trump's inauguration
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is why GOP has a hard time to find a replacement for Obamacare: The Affordable Care Act, also known as "Obamacare", is basically identical to the privatized mandate plan the Republicans were pushing for 40 years until Obama was elected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Graphic lemon images help with breast cancer awareness, party ideas
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy driving around America with homemade Trump float called the "Trump unity float" really likes Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
President Obama commutes most of Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember during the Clinton years when conservatives fought an won a long legal battle arguing that the President is not immune from responding to lawsuits while in office? They are about to REALLY regret that
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
CNN poll reveals most people don't believe that the Russian hacking changed the election or that they were chumps enough to be fooled into voting for a spoiled rich kid with bad hair
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
It's not every day you take a walk to your local reservoir and find a 12-foot 600-year-old Buddha sitting there
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE HELL???
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
The seven most undercovered Obama scandals that still get an instant red light except that one time
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The mystery behind the keyboard-playing on "Oh You Pretty Things" has been revealed; Rick Wakeman confirms he did it as Bowie kept botching it and asked for an assist
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In medical news, you may already be infected with a drug-resistant superbug and not even know it. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meet some of the piranhas who voted for Trump and are now waiting for the cows they were promised
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Shutting Ringling Bro. Circus will cost 462 jobs, owners say. To be fair, newly unemployed clowns and carnival barkers should easily be able to find suitable employment in all levels of government
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bombshell CBO report indicates ACA repeal will preserve coverage of 2 million more plans than previously anticipated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
States pursue "constitutional carry" bill allowing citizens to buy and carry guns with no permit. Because the 2nd Amendment thirsts for more blood
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Check out New Zealand's national network of bone banks, or as they're called in America, your mom
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Why keep your money in a savings account where it earns zero money like a sucker when you could invest it in attack helicopters and their 5.21 percent annual return?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Zebra found dead and skinned near Hearst Castle. In other news, there are zebras roaming around near Hearst Castle
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump's offering free tickets to his inauguration which means he's having to hire way too many seat fillers. There must be enough Trump-loving cult members out there who have enough scratch to make it to Washington? No?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell will not make trip to Gillette Stadium for AFC title game. Plans on watching the Super Bowl from a Motel 6 near NRG Stadium and will go and present the Lombardi trophy only if the Patriots do not win
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
2016's worst home inspections included a hockey puck used as a cleanout plug, a sewer vent beneath a patio table, and a squirrel skeleton installed into the soffit
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Former Democrat Presidential candidate Martin O'Malley claims Trump ran campaign "based on racist fear and Russian help." Wait until 2020, dude
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish advertising company embarrassed to find out the phrase "White Power" has unfortunate connotations in English. Huh, there goes my plan for "Death to America" brand oversized coffins
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bookies are giving Trump 4-1 odds of being impeached within 6 months
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
♥♥♥ Mrs. Aaron Rodgers ♥♥♥
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Alt-Reich comes to Washington to seek Kyle. "He's about this tall. Have you seen him? Kyle? Seen Kyle?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish researchers try sticking crying babies with needles to get them to stop. Honestly, who among us hasn't considered doing the same?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov Paul LePage declares that John Lewis should be more respectful of white people and needs to understand Civil Rights history. Seriously
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Will Trump set the record for use of the word "great" in his inaugural speech? He only has to say it 30 times and he'll hold the record
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of who's marching in Trump's inaugural parade. Don't blink
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Happy 95th Birthday to the Guinness Book of World Records holder of having the longest TV career for any female entertainer: Betty White
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Lunatic fringe blogger: "I don't think Richard Nixon even comes to close to the level of corruption we already know about Trump." Did I say lunatic fringe blogger? I meant Nixon's personal lawyer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How often do you perform preventative maintenance on your firearms that aren't in regular range rotation? What products do you use to keep them clean and functioning?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Josh McDaniels now understands what 49ers fans have been talking about for many years
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin says those circulating 'fake' claims about Trump are 'worse than prostitutes' (prices)
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(HealthDay)
 
 
 
Children exposed to opiates in the womb may be more likely to perform poorly in school but still do better than those exposed to construction noise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump to D.C. stylist: Hey, how about you give us free hairstyles for the inauguration in exchange for some Twitter publicity? D.C. stylist: Hey, how about I get my publicity for free by talking about how cheap you are?
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(Slack)
 
 
 
FYI for any fellow IT farkers that use the open source ELK Stack, here's a link to a public Slack user group on Elasticsearch, Logstash, and Kibana
 
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Colleagues rally around professor placed on conservative group's 'watch list', one of the least popular lists on Netflix
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Billion-dollar tweets?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's dangerous halftime performance at the Super Bowl includes being on top of the NRG's stadium dome and actually singing
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
That Maserati doing 185, slid into a pond and no more will it drive
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wood burning banned in liberal Bay Area, book burning okay though as long as it's "The Art of the Deal"
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(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Who's Trump's biggest hero? Apparently himself according to this interview with The Times UK
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Slender Man, who is probably watching you right now, might represent our fear of the internet itself
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Professional Swamp Drainer Donald Trump now facing a reality where his EPA selection was just implicated in a Super PAC scandal
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber impersonator arrested for getting underaged girls to send him naked pictures. At least they said it was an impersonator. I don't know if I'm a belieber
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In order to advance to the next level, Betsy DeVos will have to overcome Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. This is the political equivalent of Link armed with a wooden sword and bow with no arrows trying to take down Gannon
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 craziest laws in each state. Come for not being allowed to drive blindfolded, stay for idiots not being allowed to vote
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs visit Obama at the White House, and Theo Epstein pardoned him for being a White Sox fan
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman: Being disrespectful towards your leaders is patriotic. Unless that leader is a Democrat, in which case it's treason
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Nokia 3310 is famous for being almost indestructible. Almost being the key word here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the beating that Vegas sports books received on the BCS title game? Good thing that was a once in a lifetime...oh, dear
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How abortion politics aborted Obama's plans to reduce abortions. Abortion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite conflicting trends on Facebook, Shannen Doherty is continuing to kick cancer's ass. Hero tag outstrips Boobies for this one - but only slightly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is the important question of our time: Do cats fart?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why do U.S. school grades go A, B, C, D, and F? Why not "E"?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's sleeping habits, Monica Crowley's plagiarism, and one stretchy condom scandal. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-08 to Sat 2017-01-14
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump to be sworn in on two bibles, presumably because they cancel each other out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last week: Walmart cutting 7,000 jobs. This week: Walmart adding 10,000 jobs
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(BBC)
 
 
 
100 years ago, British code breakers read a German message asking Mexico to invade the USA and changed the course of world history
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
What is the common denominator of both the Reagan landslide of 1980 and Trump's victory?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $20,000 lying around, you could own "the coffee making equivalent of a hand-made Swiss watch"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sends Tweet to wrong Ivanka during CNN interview
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the Penn State men's ice hockey team is the #1 ranked team in the country for the first time in program history
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump will continue to use unsecured Twitter account @realDonaldTrump instead of the government secured Twitter account @POTUS. What could go wrong?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sears is 'one sick puppy,' and there may be no remedy
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So how does The Mountain from "Game of Thrones" stay in headbashing shape during the offseason? By going on Italian television and trying to set a world record for longest washing machine toss
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum defended and doubled-down on Trump's attacks against John Lewis. David Gergen countered and called the whole thing irresponsible. And then, Kayleigh McEnany entered the fray
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My ex accused me of getting cancer to gain his attention." This and other bizarre moments people realized their significant others were awful human beings. What are your best stories?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is absolutely, positively, NO chance at all that digging a tunnel under Stonehenge will release ancient gods long trapped and best left buried
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Endangered species about to become a lot more endangered
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Eighteen unanswered questions from Sherlock season four [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I guess it does look better shaved
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White John Lewis finds out what it is like to be black for a day when Trump supporters mistake him for rep John Lewis
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has revealed his plans for his first two days in office - To do absolutely nothing
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Guess which Trump tape has turned out to be true? No, not that one. Yes, THAT one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says his border tax plan is too complicated for him to understand (with helpful Hong Kong Phooey pic)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how you can keep your grocery bill to under $30 a week. What do you do in order to save money on groceries, besides not eat?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Lakers & Clippers fans reach consensus; they hate the L.A. Chargers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Puzder is suddenly second guessing his decision to become Labor Secretary, possibly after realizing the department requires actual humans and paperwork to run
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As if the snakes, spiders, kangaroos, poisonous frogs, sharks, crocodiles and women weren't enough to get you killed in Australia, they have a rare flesh-eating bacteria too
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Nebraska has experienced the joys and pain of college football recruiting in the last two weeks. The Huskers are looking to finish strong on National Signing Day. You know, the opposite of how they played on the field
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The only country Trump *hasn't* offended is Russia. Make of that what you will
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Trump an Illuminati agent, puppet, or did even this shadowy organization get caught by surprise from Americans being dumb enough to vote him into the Presidency? And what do the Lizard people think about this?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers losing money on Trump inauguration tickets
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Remember in 1975 when the FBI took down Roddy McDowell in the biggest motion-picture copyright infringement case in history when they raided his home screening room? And then he ratted out everyone in Hollywood for doing the same thing? Good times
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When your mom calls you by the dog's name, it just means she loves you
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Our long international nightmare is finally over...or is it?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan: "I hate to make the most obvious point: if you've got 10 billion dollars, you're not hiring hookers"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russian billionaire with more money than sense pays $5.6 million for Mariah Carey and Elton John to perform at his granddaughter's wedding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elvis is alive and well and visiting Graceland on his own birthday
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A discussion of why Detroit's auto show needs to be in January, when Detroit is a frozen post-apocalyptic wasteland, instead of May, when there are flowers sprouting in the less-polluted vacant lots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leopard shark without a mate has babies anyway because who's gonna stop a shark from doing that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with record breaking low approval numbers and tanking approval data, trump's inauguration will be a low key affair. Because that's Trump alright - low key and not ostentatious/gaudy at all
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
New horse-boarding thing they've got going on in the Urals promises days and days of horse butt-cam Russian crash footage (w/ vid)
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
So yeah, Erik Estrada is not too thrilled about the upcoming movie adaptation of "CHiPs"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors seek arrest warrant for Samsung vice chairman for bribery of impeached president's friend. Once again, the Asians are ahead of us
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sign a long-term deal with the maker of Jim Beam, as officials reward the company for always being there for the fans for 108 years
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Baller chastises Chastain over chastity
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"The frustrating, brilliant Sherlock stays frustrating right to the end"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Malcolm In The Middle is actually a socialist masterpiece
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White millennials are making significantly less money than their parents did at the same age. Black and Latino millennials are actually doing quite well by that comparison
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
L.A. community college pays $28,000 to free itself from ransomware, will hope to recoup the money after one new part time student enrolls
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Every 25 years the Canadian returns to the lake of his birth to breed a new generation of pucklings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seven wonders of Instagram have now been calculated according to hashtags, and the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and the Golden Gate Bridge are the most photographed things in the world
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening wife with nail-infused bat called 'the clown tickler'. "He claimed he created (it) to protect his children from scary clowns"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK base in Antarctica: 'Shut. Down. Everything'
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Lithium batteries now come with built-in onboard fire extinguishers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hemp company launches 'cannabis for dogs' product to soothe stress and help relieve arthritis
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Either Lindsay Lohan converted to Islam or she's decided to model her look after Audrey Hepburn
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Trump condemns son in law to the endless treadmill that is hell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The RSPCA would like to ask the public to double check before calling them out to catch a toy snake
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cops pull over DUI suspect who flees on foot. Once they catch him, his twin brother interferes. Or was it?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What's today's liberal reasoning for why Trump won the election? *spins wheel* Jokes. Trump won the election because of jokes. Thanks for playing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff's Department to begin using drones to respond to bomb threats, hostage crises, doughnut deliveries to squad cars
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James does not consider the Golden State Warriors a rival of the Cleveland Cavaliers, but thinks they are a mighty fine team
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Thief stuffs python into his pants and slithers away in daring pet store robbery--LOOK THE HEADLINE ALREADY MADE THE TROUSER SNAKE JOKE, OKAY?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Where the white women at?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Neighborhood Guide has named this city the most surprising food destination in North America. And yeah... it's surprising
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Who's winning the cyber war? Fark, of course
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Irvine Welsh teases Trainspotting 3: Back in Training
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in Formula One made official as Bottas goes to Mercedes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your first ever OFFICIAL Monday Night Fark Discussion thread. How was your weekend? How was your Monday? Share a pic if you took one recently or just stop by and say hi
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha mall owners alert millennial kids unlike those fascist hippies in California they can still use social media to recreate "New Radicals" music videos in their properties
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in March 2014: "Russia is the United States' biggest problem and greatest geopolitical foe. We should definitely do sanctions but Putin has eaten Obama's lunch, therefore our lunch, for a long period of time"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Rolls-Royce pays bribe to end bribery investigation
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Giant alligator found in nature reserve, seeks vengeance against Happy Gilmore for what he did to his father
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Richard Sherman has a "significant" but unspecified excuse
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(Instructables)
 
 
 
Inventor creates robot that can play bagpipes 24 hours a day, seven days a week, without ever getting tired. He is truly history's greatest monster
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
German automakers tell Trump to go fark himself. What's Trump gonna be carted around in? A Chevy? Does Trump even know how to drive?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The series four finale of Sherlock hit an all-time ratings low, reaching 5.9 million viewers, and it may be due to the Russian online leak
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Carl's Jr./Hardees CEO, and Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, just wants to make life for fast food employees better by eliminating things like minimum wage, breaks and working extra hours without pay
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and then there's painting your train in the national colors and writing "Kosovo is Serbia" in giant letters before sending it to the border (with trolling pics)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Orlando shooting was just upgraded from lone gunman to family affair
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
A Google search about the penalty for double homicide might be something you want to do BEFORE pulling the trigger. Also, remember to clear your phone history
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australian pizzeria proprietor posts he can't open restaurant tonight because his horse had a big day at the track and he's over-celebrated with a few drinks. Customers applaud honesty, horse's victory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to lead the HHS department invested in a drug company, then introduced a bill a week later to help that same company
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An enormous anomaly has been spotted on Venus. This is not to be confused with that equally enormous anomaly on Uranus. Seriously, get that thing looked at
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The most hated man in baseball is looking to go back to the most hated city in Canada
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry criticizes Donald Trump for inappropriately "stepping into politics of other countries". Riiiight...because the USA would NEVER do something like that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A look at all the big businesses taking marijuana mainstream
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Google apologizes for citing Robert E. Lee's birthday instead of MLK Day in 3 states. In other news the 3 states in question don't apologize for still celebrating Robert E. Lee's Birthday in the first place
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That guy who nailed his balls to Red Square in Moscow isn't a real big fan of Putin either
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where our alligators seemingly eat school buses for lunch
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Vinyl may become a billion dollar industry
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some upset Chiefs fans are tweeting at a meteorologist with same name as offensive lineman Eric Fisher
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you drop your GoPro camera in the lake, just let it go, man, cause it's gone. Until next year when someone else finds it and sees your family videos and returns it
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Found footage news story from the wreckage of John Lewis's 5th Congressional District
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Gordon has to deal with Mario's death, Riddler et. al. has to deal with Penguin's betrayal, Selina has to deal with her mom, and Jerome has to deal with Heath Ledger comparisons. Second half of "Gotham: Mad City" premieres tonight, 8 PM EST on FOX
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns get revenge on Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens? Will Titus O'Neil attempt to join The New Day for a third time? Will we have a British invasion? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Most Germans don't think racial profiling is a problem. This is not a repeat from 1933
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was Gran Canaria. Huh? Isn't this Gran Canaria? I'm sorry, I thought this was Gran Canaria"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CAPTURED: Istanbul, not Constantinople nightclub shooter apprehended in Istanbul, not Constantinople suburb
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider was a TV and movie star. Now, he is a noted historian. But when he tweets to explain what MLK would do to a guy who actually worked with MLK, his twitter feed explodes. Rob Schneider is ... The Whitesplainer
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(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The Rev Dr. Martin Luther King's letter from a Birmingham jail cell to other clergy continues to be far too relevant. It's long, but worth the read
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The Arthur C. Clarke Geostationary Highway
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Remember how science promised us flying cars last century? It looks like they might finally deliver
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(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
Remember those ads GM ran, making fun of the Ford F-150's "man step"? Well, guess what GM recently patented?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember Real Madrid's 40 game win streak, the longest unbeaten streak in Spanish soccer history? Well, about that
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Renewable energy becoming too plentiful and cheap for coal companies? Simple, propose legislation to ban them and fine any utility for using renewable energy. Welcome to Wyoming
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi podcaster who made jokes about killing Jewish people and forcibly deporting Muslims and people of African descent quits in disgrace after it's revealed that his wife is Jewish
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eugene Cernan, the last moon walker, has died. SHAMON
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Out of respect for the Boss, the B-Street band backs out of Trump inauguration gala
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Liberals lose because they're fuggos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The US Patent and Trademark Office is empowered, by the so-called "disparagement clause" of a 1946 law, to protect American sensitivities by denying trademark protection to "immoral, deceptive or scandalous" trademarks. Enter "The Slants"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Game-losing head coach defends controversial play call
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman receiving benefits claims she can't get a job because she's too beautiful
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you are receiving disability payments for a disabled right arm, don't go to Disney World and use your right arm
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I had drunken sex with two of my exes because I want a baby and was annoyed that my current husband's seed could find no purchase. I don't know what I was thinking of, and feel very guilty about my escapades. What should I do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Let's travel back to the "good old days" when TVs had bottle cap-sized screens
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
David Bowie leads the Brit Awards nominations, but so do Rhianna and whatever the hell the 1975 are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry mainstream reporters, right-wing talk radio hosts and kooked-up bloggers may now be included in White House press briefings under Trump
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
This is how you use the Wendy's Drive Thru, West Virginia style
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Note to Tesla owners: Don't rely on a phone to start your car in the middle of the desert
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those responsible for hacking the hackers, have been hacked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's transitional team hasn't
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Video pinpoints exact instant Czech floorball became momentarily interesting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline of the day: "YouTube under siege as porn is hidden in its privates"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards teaches herself to knit a pink "pussy hat" for the upcoming Women's March on Washington
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how they filmed Harold Lloyd hanging onto a clock dangerously over the city, or Charlie Chaplin roller skating close to the edge of an open floor? Behold the special effects tricks from early cinema
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The 70s are alive and well. The funkiest funk that ever funked
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Welcome to a new Gilded Age
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump expects to be showered with apologies over the unverified Russia dossier
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Seahawks are unlikable, as written by some national scrib......wait, a Seattle writer?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Los Angeles Chargers logo
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coastguard called out to reports of cries for help find two amorous owls instead. ORLY
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Help old school UltramegaFarker Wookiemonster (730 greenlit links) get his short film Kickstarter over the hump and greenlit. It's a pretty big hump right now
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Monica Crowley out of Trump administration after discovery of extensive plagiarism in her past
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, pot is not legal in North Korea. Like most other minor offenses, you would face a fine, hanging, flame-thrower and 120mm mortar detonation for a first offense, and it gets worse from there. So don't get any ideas
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
German vice chancellor responds to Trump tariff threat: You chuckleheads in the U.S. need to build better cars
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Sherlock' showrunner says electing Trump might be 'the biggest mistake in human history.' Sunday's finale was arguably the second biggest
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(AP)
 
 
 
Keeping with their owner's "winning with class" strategy, 49ers interview wife-beating, girlfriend-beating, and assistant-beating Tom Cable for next head coach
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
January is Love Your Liver Month. Not around here it's not
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Citing Rush Limbaugh at the premier source on reality, Gwinnett County Commissioner Tommy Hunter questions the legitimacy of John Lewis's congressional win in his gerrymandered republican district
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Monica Crowley out of Trump administration after discovery of extensive plagiarism in her past
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's 'free the six pack' law to take effect this week. Subby's six pack went free-range years ago and hasn't been seen since
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(The Register)
 
 
 
123456 is still the world's most popular password. C'mon people, you're not even trying anymore
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Tara Strong follows Mark Hamill into voicing political tweets mocking Kelly Anne Conway as Harley Quinn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs tight end Travis "Fake Gronk" Kelce blames refs for loss to Steelers, neglects to mention his key drops and personal foul penalty
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Chefs fans so sad after playoff loss they leave their grills in the parking lot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump the truth speaker. If you like your NATO alliance, then you're going to have to pay for your NATO alliance. The days of American paying for your defense is over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Toby Keith won't apologize for playing inauguration, creating bro-country
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(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Amsterdam city council says it only wants wealthy tourists visiting it from now on. Too bad, hippies
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Congress is hearing it from all sides after right wingers realized that Obamacare was the same as the ACA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zhou Youguang, who simplified writing Chinese has died at 111. Apparently he got his idea after spending his first 110 years trying to finish reading just one book
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The complete list of Democrats skipping the Trump inauguration? You can't tell the players without a scorecard
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Green Day gives Trump a good musical arse-kicking. Trump tweets, Green Day are the worst retro-punk act ever. They were never good. The Ramones were much better. Billie Joe is annoying
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The numbers are in - The reason that NFL coaches yell at refs is because it works
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Front page ruckus in Greenwich CT involves booze, swearing, AND yelling. That's a whole year worth of mayhem in one afternoon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims CIA Director Brennan was the leaker- with all due respect to those two prostitutes in Moscow
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(Google)
 
 
 
After a 6-year absence, it's back: aquigley's 2017 AFC/NFC Championship Weekend Spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study shows that people who work fewer hours are more likely to make more in raises and bonuses than others. Otherwise known as management
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IMF: Well, because of Trump and Brexit, let's pin all our hopes on Canada. (We're doomed)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How the Democratic party can do to Trump's SCOTUS nominee what Yertle did to Obama's nominee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liberals plan to keep it classy by protesting outside the home of the president-elect's daughter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New reality show has strangers getting naked and into bed together; otherwise known as 'Things You Did When You Left the Bar'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Suddenly, ANTS
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Never go to Disneyland. Here is why
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How one decorator tried - and failed - to make Trump Tower tasteful
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Home alone: Ripe with opportunities" - If you lived on your own, and you were beholden to nobody, what would you do? How would you spend your time? What habits would you let fly?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One reason we don't have better data on how fast Arctic ice is melting is that scientists who go there to check get eaten alive by polar bears, if the mosquitoes don't eat them alive first: "My face looks like a sheet of bubble wrap"
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Ringmaster Baba Yaga has a few theories on why Ringling Bros. Circus, one of her beloved big businesses, was forced to shut down
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Steelers HC: The Cheatriots are a bunch of assholes and we're going to beat their asses and make them cry. Now make sure not to do anything stupid, like post this speech on social media. Antonio Brown: No worries, Facebook isn't social media
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In Alabama, today's holiday is Robert E. Lee's birthday. Happy Spite Day, everybody
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
♪♫♪ Knock three times for the peeing if you want me... ♪♫♪
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why does a dusting of snow plunge Britain into transportation chaos? Here comes the economics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Intelligence services say the Russian Navy is engaged in its highest level of activity in 25 years for some reason
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you really think about it, Martin Luther King Jr. was a conservative
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're so drunk that firefighters have to pull you off a utility pole, you're an idiot. If you're drunk enough that firefighters have to pull you OUT of a utility pole, you're a legend (pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters drunk on causing Hillary to lose are now looking for more ways to be troublesome little brats
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo rejected a teacher's "Black Lives Matter" design on their debit card. Why is that?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Marijuana shops are trying to look like Apple stores
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It is considered an honor to be invited to Selma with John Lewis; he has taken members of both parties with him over the years. But Lewis said one person he will never ask to join him is Donald Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the eight men who have as much money as half of the world. Combined
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry on being the 4th-highest paid Warrior: "if I'm complaining about $44 million over four years, then I've got other issues in my life"
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Three words: Grilled Chocolate Sandwich
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sonny Crockett's 1986 Ferrari Testarossa from "Miami Vice" is up for sale. Winning bidder gets the car, all title documents, Philip Michael Thomas to come around on weekends to wash it
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Five Generations Show Up for WWII Veteran's 100th Birthday. " All Russell Halchak of Nanticoke wanted for his birthday were some scratch-off tickets. When you're 100 years old, you've got all the gifts you really want"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
UKIP MEP demands May scrap the Schengen agreement. You know, that thing the UK isn't part of and never has been
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't you want to have sex so badly that you would do it with your kids in the backseat?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada finds the bright side of a Donald Trump presidency: "Obama has been president for eight years so we haven't had an excuse to be really smug for a while. But now there will be nothing but smugness coming out of Canada"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The second most wanted fugitive by the FBI can be moved up one spot on the list
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tasmanian tiger upgraded from "extinct"
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"The BBC is investigating whether the Sherlock finale was deliberately leaked from the offices of a Russian state broadcaster"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anti-globalists take note: in the upcoming trade/power vacuum, China agrees that globalism is broken and is now going to fix it for you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing's worse than losing to the Packers in the last seconds on your very own bigger'n Dallas home field stadium. Nothing except being told that you can't leave the stadium due to weather and they stopped selling beer hours ago
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
During his final days in office, Obama considers Manning up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If life played by Disney rules
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company makes Shinola out of..Detroit
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor Brownback, "Kansas is the envy of the world". Former Governor John Carlin, "Yeah, about that"
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