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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Mon April 27, 2015
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"The West demonizes Putin for making Russia feel great again"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A man who changed his name to Mr X and spent five years trying to dodge a £60 speeding fine through a series of phony stories has been jailed"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Quacking duck ringtone helps firefighter rescue ducklings. No word on who gets the bill
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eleven awesomely impressive abilities of the honey badger, twelve if you include honey badger don't care
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The only thing more awkward than your Uncle Jeff backtracking on his anti-gay schtick when you come out at Thanksgiving is the 2016 GOP hopefuls trying to save their ass when gay marriage is legal. Except Santorum, he's just as frothy as ever
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(Some Guy)
 
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Harrison Ford's foul-mouthed reaction to a David Blaine card trick is everything. Obvious Not safe for work language
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
German theaters boycotting The Avengers: Age of Spader because of Disney's outrageous rental fees for the film
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The recognition of contract bridge as a sport is on the cards"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ok, think of the worst place to put dear departed mom's ashes. Nope, this is worse
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage currently leads 1-0 in the Supreme Court
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Electrical engineers may have just solved the last hurdle in creating a full-scale silicon based quantum computer
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(9)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush hopes recent 30 pound weight loss will win him the presidency. Democrats say no matter how many pounds he loses, he'll never be able to shed his brother's eight years in the White House
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(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Man convicted of abusing a child says thanks so much, but 14 months into his prison sentence he's really not enjoying it very much and would like to be let out now
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Matt Scherzer thinks the National League should adopt the DH. "No one wants to see a pitcher hit. No one pays money for that"
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Breakthrough technique allows geneticists to "edit" mitochondrial DNA, allowing them to fix neurodegenerative disorders. Could one day cure neurogenic muscle weakness, ataxia, and the dreaded scourge of the Boston Accent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by dinosaur which is apparently a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a common parakeet
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking at any age adds years to a person's life. Which means the best way to outlive your friends is to just keep smoking until you reach 95, and then quit
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
UKIP has hit out at plans to reintroduce the lynx to parts of the UK: "We don't have the housing or jobs for these animals. They will simply come to our shores, sponge off the state, use our health services and eat our deer and rabbits"
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's defence lawyers return to federal court today to begin arguing why their client shouldn't fry like a batter-dipped cod for what he did
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bad: Going the wrong way down a busy freeway. Worse: While on foot. Tulsa: And naked
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Researchers find a way to differentiate identical twins that works even if the evil one has shaved off the goatee
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Problem: local authorities aren't paying attention to the pothole problem in your city. Solution: spraypaint penises around them
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout homers off Anthony Bass. Cue the fishing jokes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Got pulled over by a Zebra. Took a Selfie"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree ordered to pay $2.72 million for illegal hazardous waste disposal. Otherwise known as their canned food section
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheetos flavored popcorn is becoming the most popular snack at movie theaters, now offered only at locations which have completely orange seats
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Prolonged drought drops water level at Lake Mead to record low. Casino gambling deadbeats now being driven to Lake Tahoe for disposal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You gotta be nuts to run 26.2 miles, even if it is for a good cause
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"Mayweather-Pacquiao could be the saviour of boxing"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
All hail President Snyder
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rabble rouser
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nicknames you probably don't want for your new hospital: The Death Star
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apple Watch demonstrator accidentally buys an Xbox One
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed last night's episode, Game of Thrones may have confirmed a fan theory, proving once again that GRRM has run out of his own ideas and is just crowdsourcing the ending to the series
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is there any part of healthcare in America that isn't a complete fustercluck?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New software developed to stop procrastinating on internet. Well, last one out turn off the lights, I guess
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
LeBron James sinks an amazing shot in practice. Behold the King and his full court
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Top 10 jokes by President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman catfishes seven Utah women. I am shocked Mormons would believe such a tall tale
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(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
George W Bush criticizes Obama on Middle East policy. That's the joke (link changed to non-paywall site)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark politics tab: It's a hit piece. Sunlight Foundation: Sorry, kids - it's a slush fund
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(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
Rather than miss out on all the fun of his wake, terminally-ill pensioner decided to organise one while he was still around to enjoy it
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(LA Observed)
 
 
 
Sports reporter Paul Olden recalls his question that set off Tommy Lasorda on a (Dodger) blue streak: "In my obituary in Southern California, that will be in the first paragraph. In my obituary in the East Coast, it won't even be mentioned"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Maybe there's a little bit of me in Elizabeth Warren"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MIT confirms what we already knew, the greatest scientific minds and the resources of the United States are focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you spend time walking the dog, paying the bills, and cooking the dinner, a bubble of cold space is bobbing in the cosmos
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a real foodie? Then you surely know the difference between cocoa and cacao
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Night The News Died: CNN does not break away from WHCA for something as paltry as riots in Baltimore, tells people to get their news on Twitter instead
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you have $4.2 million in spare change handy, this nine-acre house built out of a boulder can be yours
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(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're going to need a bigger boat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video of earthquake hitting Kathmandu
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor Stephen Hawking: The world's leading authority on Zayn leaving One Direction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snooker should not be an Olympic sport, says five-time world snooker champion
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The heart of the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Why it's the humanisms, rather than the superheroes, that lie at the heart of Marvel's successes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just another Orioles/Red Sox tension-filled nail biter. Fark: 18-7
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Before he cofounded Black Flag and became a spittle-spewing firebrand for social justice, Henry Rollins was manning the counter at a Häagen-Dazs in the most adorable fashion possible, as these photos can attest
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Have you seen a big-eyed rodent flying over the San Bernardino Mountains? FWS biologists want to hear from you after you come down
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Fish aren't the only things flying when storm interrupts the annual Flora-Bama Mullet Toss (with video)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick was wishing he hadn't left his video camera at home after he found himself standing behind Chrissy Teigen at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The fact you are endorsing Hillary Clinton, it makes me sadder than The Notebook"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Google is a danger to police officers
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Yes, we do have Battletoads
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You are a bad person for leaving your car lights on reason # 372,815
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most amazing fact about the CIA's ex-counter terrorism director is that he is a convert to Islam
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Tyrion and Varys have a smooth journey? Will Margaery's wedding be less red than Joffrey's? Will Littlefinger be creepy? Will we have to endure Daenerys this week? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this professional stalker
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(22)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mogul Larry Pfeifer decided to fabricate the story that Harry Reid was beaten up by his drunken brother to see how many right-wing hacks would buy it. The real question turned out to be, how many right-wing hacks didn't buy it?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gamma rays could help detect hazardous material, Bruce Banner
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2004 when John Ashcroft was in the hospital, and he, his deputy AG James Comey, and FBI director Robert Mueller, almost resigned over an illegal wiretapping program? The New York Times remembers; Alberto Gonzalez wishes you'd forget
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(51)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will John Cena be able to win a Russian Chain Match? Will Randy Orton lose but then RKO Seth Rollins anyhow? Will we get a retirement speech out of Daniel Bryan? Dolph Ziggler kisses his first behind since Amy Schumer tonight at Extreme Rules 8pm EDT
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(1263)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher tweets that he prays for Kathmandu: "Praying not a single pagan temple will b rebuilt & the people will repent/receive Christ." Christ, what an asshole
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(268)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times is absolutely D'lighted with this FARK headline: D'Angelo Russell leaves D'Ohio State University for D'NBA Draft
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(0)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
After Tony Perkins speaks on "Face the Nation" against gay marriage, retiring host Bob Schieffer helpfully reminds viewers that his organization is identified by the Southern Poverty Law Center as an "anti-gay hate group"
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(112)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Here is your Neil deGrasse Tyson awesome moment for today
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(34)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gourmet hot dog restaurant introduces new menu item that is half hot dog, half taco and calls it the "Bruce Jenner 2.0" and evidently some people have a problem with this
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(69)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lemmy hospitalized in Brazil due to gastric distress and dehydration. Motorhead forced to cancel Monsters of Rock appearance hours before show. On the bright side, Judas Priest will add 30 minutes to their set
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
First video of Everest avalanche released (as you might guess, Not safe for work audio)
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army investigators looking into the the deaths of three special forces soldiers in Mali in 2012, conclude they made one critical, but fatal mistake: Letting the guy with the nickname "Whiskey Dan" drive during their all night hooker and bar crawl
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(47)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Relatives may be allowed to throw good money after Dad
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(15)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
You just might be in trouble at work if you help shut the store and the mall down during a protest. Even if you're on break and slightly arrested
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(12)
 
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Here are some of the coolest issues in cartography, from how to map Hong Kong's vertical Walled City - formerly the most densely-populated area in the world - why one-way streets increase crime and dealing with the Eiffel Tower's secret apartment
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
According to history, the first human genome mapping took 13 years. Now, watch out, here comes Wash U. We'll do it for you in three days
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Yes, we made mistakes, but what difference does it make at this point?
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(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico bank warns of imminent government shutdown due to a shortage of cash. Which is a poor excuse since being out of money for the past 50 years hasn't stopped the U.S. government
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News host tells Clinton Cash author that this is nothing but a "right wing hit job," it's all over
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(75)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pastor Maldonado says that the reason he crashes isn't caused by a problem between the steering wheel and the seat, it's caused by a problem between his legs
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bianca Jagger comes clean, dismounts
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins jailing people for twerking: "Debauched action is punishable by a range of sanctions from community service to three years behind bars"
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(121)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Cow steroids leaking into waterways are making fish more randy, says study." Man, those cows must be RIPPED
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(4)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
If you're going to rent your basement to someone, make sure she doesn't have a history of extorting men over fake pregnancies. Oh, and don't have sex with her either. Basement living trifecta now in play
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(48)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember when Exxon was determined to be the next Apple? Us neither, but it happened
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"There is the Internet that you and I use. Then, there is the other Internet that we don't"
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who had stars tattooed on face applies for welfare complaining no one will hire her now (pics)
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British anti-terror police are using assault rifles 'that do not shoot straight in hot weather'
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(47)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx: "Bands need to sign retirement contracts like we did"
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(38)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walk-by shooting on a drive-by shooting
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How does IS entice Muslim teenagers to become Jihadi brides? Apparently through sweet takeout, followed by the beheading of the non-believers
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(80)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the anime Ninja Scroll came to the U.S and showed us demon fighting done right. Let's take a moment to remember it by enjoying this "splitting headache." (Not safe for work)
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(31)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to pay off your student loan with the help of a carefully managed, consistent program of drinking
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Demi Moore's NYC penthouse now listed for sale at a record $75 million. She looks surprised at the staggering price. But then, she always looks surprised
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(8)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The world's next tech hotspot could be ... Cuba?
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(5)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ichiro Suzuki breaks record for most runs scored by a Japanese player in the history of baseball. Move over, Sadaharu Oh
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(19)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Could virtual reality bring your loved ones back from the dead?"
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't mention the war. No, not that one
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(34)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fast Seven Furious Seven is #1 at the box office yet again, puttering in with $17 million. The vile Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still #2 in terms of standings and entertainment value while the dull found footage Unfriended falls to #5 with $6 million
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal may have helped break up the marriage of big business and social conservatism, which is fine, because God Himself condemned that sort of marriage in the Old Testament
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(60)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's "Womanhood" will debut on E in July
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Love injures his shoulder, is out for the remainder of Game 4 against the Boston Celtics. Spurs-Clips, Raptors-Wizards, and Rockets-Mavericks as the nightcap, it's your NBA playoffs thread
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(280)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many incidents and pile ups are we going to have today? Is it possible to continue to have a different winner this season? It's the Honda Grand Prix of Alabama (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(116)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
As we send more and more teams golfing, on this fine Day of Rest the Hockey Gods provide us with just 2 elimination games: At 3:00PM ET, the Wild can send the Blues packing then at 6:00PM ET Montréal will try for a third time to toss the Sens. GO HOCKEY
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(854)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
64mph in a 50mph zone? That will be $58,000. Your local speed camera operator was last seen drooling while joining your license plate to the tax office's record database (non-paywall link swapped in)
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(119)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In the US, you can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium. In Serbia, soccer fans can bring their own stun grenades and road flares to games, presumably because they're really expensive at the concessions (pics)
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(6)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Elderly man cremated at cemetery
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Skinnamaradead
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(29)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Mr. Wizard explains the Atari 1200XL, how to handle the joystick (w/video)
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(The National)
 
 
 
Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledges to put air conditioning on the outside of buildings to deal with global warming and fit airbags to the stock exchange ready for the next crash if they win the next election
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(Discover)
 
 
 
"While an individual may find comfort in having a robot or digital double impersonate a deceased loved one, others may well find this creepy" (pics)
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(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"How did a population more than twice the size of Spain come to be at the forefront of a global payments phenomenon? And why hadn't we heard of it until now?"
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(11)
 
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper says LPs are making a comeback: "I sign more vinyl records for fans these days than I do CDs"
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(37)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In Russian Looney Tunes Tweety is the bully
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Music giant Spotify believes it has pinpointed the average age of midlife crises, and it is younger than you might think"
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(76)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"The media's ignorance when it comes to how conservatives and Christians view everything, including gays, is an obvious byproduct of bigotry, ignorance, and an insulated echo chamber"
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(382)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
While you can't run to catch a bus without being wiped out for the next three days, this dude ran the London Marathon in a Tardis costume
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(5)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
"This FBI dog hair scandal should make us question our faith in scientific evidence"
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(47)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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(83)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"It is politically trendy to support body cameras on all police officers. Everyone supports body cameras in theory. But no one might support them when they need to implemented in the real world of technology"
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even chicken doesn't taste like chicken
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently the offensiveness of the middle finger crosses both international boundaries and the line between species
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(6)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
According to a new study conducted by a mastering engineer, Taylor Swift's '1989' is a louder album than AC/DC's 'Back In Black or Metallica's 'The Black Album'
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(46)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will the fires be kept to a minimum this year? How many catch fence climbers will there be? Oh yeah, there's gonna be a race too. It's the Toyota Owners 400 from Richmond (1:00PM ET, FOX)
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(697)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin plans to send his mechanized forces to Berlin
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"At 40, women try to undo the damage of booze, smoking and sofa-dwelling in our 20s"
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(6)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
459-foot Cruz missile launched in Seattle
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The alteration of surface temperature data record has become so blatant that a scientific investigation of the process is being started. Nothing to see here, citizen
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(73)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio moves towards legalized medical marijuana to ease the pain of people forced to live in Ohio
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(32)
 
(Closer Online)
 
 
 
Actress Blake Lively: "Having a baby is like living with a drug addict"
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(16)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Egyptian newspaper claims Obama is secret Muslim Brotherhood member. Pfft. Not much of a secret
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Product recalls in Australia have included punching bags that contained nails and needles, a vacuum that electrocuted users, a spear gun that fired without warning and now, Utes that just explode for no reason (pics)
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Forget 3D printing, 4D printing is on the way" - featuring level of cluelessness that will inspire you to sell all your bridges to the "reporter"
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(27)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe if you had remembered that your mountain was sacred back when the previous 12 telescopes were being built people would take you a little more seriously now
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sentient hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz calls all Democrats "liberal fascists"
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(135)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
At the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, Obama brought out the one person he's been holding back on: his anger translator
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(73)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Comcast/Time Warner merger was derailed by Comcast's awful customer service
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(174)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge rules that a girl going to a Pink concert didn't harm her, but she probably needs to know that there is better music out there
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(121)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong at White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'Obama's hair is so white, it can talk back to the police'
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(26)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Are you ready for 3D printed food?
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ferguson MO's neighbor Kinlock, feeling left out, locks the newly elected mayor out of city hall, and tries to serve her impeachment papers
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(51)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of this guy from Star Wars
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(106)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Wild Rides
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(88)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're going to live in somebody's basement free of rent, make sure it's your mom's and not a stranger's
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(14)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Some have suggested that Sandler movies are going downhill, but his movies were never on a hill to begin with. Sandler's movies exist on a sprawling plain deep beneath the sea, ignorant of heights or valleys, only hoping to hit oil"
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's crunch time in the EPL with fans as excited as a 15 year old schoolgirl. The relegation dog fight is on Saturday while Chelsea can seal the title with a win over Arsenal on Sunday
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(297)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Google executive Dan Fredinburg among hundreds killed in the Nepal earthquake
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(63)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're feeling bad about life, these videos of humans rescuing animals in distress will make you feel good about life
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians were able to read Obama's emails. Republicans' admiration of Putin increases even more
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
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(135)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sid Tepper, who wrote songs for musicians like Elvis Presley, has been reunited with him
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Starbucks 1Q profit goes from Tall to Grande
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If the flight attendant on your trip resists your advances and refuses to take a photo, jokingly saying you'll hijack the plane is definitely not going to change her mind
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(32)
 
(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit takes another step closer to Thunderdome... no, really
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent
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(23)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Walker Makes Surprise Visit To Wisconsin." Well played, Journal Sentinel; well played
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(63)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Wedding party will have a combined age of about 195, and by "wedding party" we mean the bride and groom
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satan is enjoying his upsurge in popularity as he is credited for stopping a Christian bakery's GoFundMe campaign
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(218)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Wheeler explains he was only wearing a dingo disguise to trick the broadband industry
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you've got an earworm you want to eradicate, ♫ double your pleasure, double your fun ♫
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBC investigation into Brian Williams finds at least 10 steaming piles of BS
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(65)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
When customer service tells you to rub butter on your laptop and stick it in a microwave, you shouldn't listen to them
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(96)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
With smiles, selfies, nervous chuckles, Nevada legislators get a first-hand look at Colorado's marijuana industry, thousands of pot plants: "When I was younger, I smoked it, I inhaled it, I enjoyed it. And I'm old enough to do it again"
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(57)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French perfumer bottles scent of dead loved ones. When subby dies, just take a whiff of a stale leftover beer from last night if you want to remember him. That's close enough
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(39)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The American dream is still alive and well. Outside of America, that is
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(40)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After hitting a 5-year-old boy with her car, woman does the logical thing and tries to hide from authorities by crawling into a shallow hole and covering herself with dirt. (Bonus: 'Eyebrows by Sharpie' mugshot)
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(73)
 
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Woman finds 3.69 carat diamond after asking god to lead her to it and save her son Coyotito
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(26)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Get ready, get set, for here is 33 seconds of unbelievable cuteness you'll never forget
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(8)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(10)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What will the Spurs do if Duncan finally retirOMGWTFBBQ NO WAI
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When does finishing 9th in your Formula 4 debut rate headlines? When your name is M. Schumacher
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(4)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Live video feed from the Freddie Gray protest in Bal'mer... Orioles fans are being asked to stay in the stadium at the end of the game... This is getting to be some very serious "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit"
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(240)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Forget Caturday, I want a horsey
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne Bowe returns to KC to attend the funeral of a Chiefs fan, marking the first time he's had a touch down since 2013
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(2)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Today's 'Don't make me turn this plane around' moment brought to you by flight TCX 2515 from Hurghada in Egypt to Manchester and a passenger who threatened to kill anyone who got near him
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(19)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bring us your cold, tired, annoyed tourists yearning to spend cash
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How you can make $150,000 a year as a food blogger, posted by food blogger who very likely is not making $150,000 a year and quotes "$150K food blogger" who won't reveal her real name
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's do this. Philadelphia Fark Party May 2nd at Frankford Hall
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nepal declares a state of emergency as the death toll rises to 1,100 in the aftermath of the 7.8 earthquake
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(71)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black,' does Helena still talk to scorpions? Will the Castor boys come out to play and how will Sarah's reunion with Det. Art Bell go? Tune in just to see what Felix is wearing (9PM ET on BBC America)
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these test-taking children
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Citizen protests Japanese nuclear policy in the dumbest way possible
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(60)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Former horror host John Zacherle is undead and well at 96
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After going scoreless through nine innings, the Astros beat the A's 5-4 in the 11th. Stranger: That makes the Astros the only team with a winning record in the AL West
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(16)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Looks like someone just had their new toys from Iran blown up--Israeli jets strike Assad, Hezbollah targets in Syria
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(151)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon is getting the rights to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's entire filmography, except their inevitable sex tapes. Which means your kids can watch their rise and fall with you over and over again
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(40)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Orioles place three infielders on the disabled list, leave urgent phone messages for Brooks Robinson, Cal Ripken
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Dusty: The orphaned kangaroo who thinks he's a dog
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pics of famous artists and their cats, from Matisse to Gorey
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One out of every five apps on your phone is malware. Unless you put some actual thought into buying your phone
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(85)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Go Wizarads"
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(14)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Grab your torches and pitchforks and head on down to Philadelphia, where you can finally take a crack at Comcast this week
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond confirms he's quitting Top Gear
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(64)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces bill to make it illegal for Steve King to introduce legislation. While totally unconstitutional, it is still a good idea
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Chairman gets das boot
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(20)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 186, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Kyoji Horiguchi for the flyweight title. Also the UFC return of Rampage Jackson. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(286)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of this story is never attempt to rob the same bank twice. Especially when the detective assigned to the case is there doing followup work
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(9)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese company makes light bulb which goes on when the power goes off. You're doing it wrong
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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(167)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
You think college a cappella is easy, why just yesterday me, myself and I blew through a competition
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(12)
 
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Dear Aussie Real Estate Agent: I see your $1.5M house in Sydney, and raise you one decommissioned Titan Missile Base outside Spokane, WA, for the same price. Care to negotiate?
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(24)
 
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Puppies saved after being dumped outside a Goodwill store in a box labeled "stuffed animals." Cutest donation ever
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(16)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking and hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan and put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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(174)
 
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
"I shall re-return"
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th bjirthday to ABBA's Björn Ulvaeus, bjorn on this day in 1945. Here's the band's classic Waterloo
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(35)
 
(Lifehack)
 
 
 
Ten things you never see in successful people. #11: A Fark account
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(47)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Hetfield wanted to sound like Chris Isaak. And that's why Metallica recorded The Black Album. It also explains why Hetfield's vocals are even worse than usual
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(30)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
A pit bull by any other name could become a loving family pet
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further proof Andrew Luck is the most humorously self-aware professional athlete
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(21)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone warrior
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(129)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The weekend in Chiraq gets off to a deadly start as three were wounded in gun violence and six were killed since Friday
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(55)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Weller is the latest musician to be irate that British Prime Minister David Cameron enjoys his music
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(21)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
In secret video leak, Hillary Clinton AGENDA to DESTROY all CHRISTIANS via MANDATORY ABORTIONS through OBAMACARE
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(229)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistani Free Speech Activist learns that actions can have consequences
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(101)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ford recalls 390,000 cars because a door which suddenly springs open at 55mph is aerodynamically inefficient
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sisters survive in the wild on 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies and cheese puffs before being rescued. That's subby's normal diet
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can't check off any of these from your bucket list you fail at childhood
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(74)
 
(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were given their very own prom, treated to a gourmet lunch and makeovers, all donated. "I never knew these kids didn't go to prom"
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(33)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can Brooklyn find the fountain of youth (3PM ET)? Can Bulls figure out how to use a broom (5:30PM ET)? Do Pelicans have souls (8PM ET)? Sweeps week begins in the NBA Playoffs
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(115)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Full day of hockey ahead. Three Elimination games. Isles, Preds, Canucks will try to extend their series. Bolts/Wings play game 5. The festivities start in what could be the last game at Nassau Coliseum at 3pm ET
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(1223)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Female shoplifter uses the tried and true "up-the-skirt" snatch (w/video)
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newborn baby who died after 90 minutes becomes UK's youngest organ donor ever, immediately saves a stranger's life
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swimmers make the best lovers, and subby wants you to know he was second in State in the breaststroke 40 years ago
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(8)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ford employee enjoys working with well-crafted vehicles
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(7)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
My sweet, compostable you
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chipotle to start delivery service. Hillary Clinton says sounds like a great idea as long as the driver doesn't expect a tip
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
At the world's highest disaster area, Everest Base Camp is digging out after earthquake-triggered avalanche. Second-highest disaster area, Denver, grabs more Cheetos while watching the news
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's ex husband Kris Humphries posts he's "glad he got out when he did." He must be some kind of Wizard
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(50)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary shakes the pockets of her campaign staff: Listen troops, we've only got a few billion to spend on my presidential campaign, spend it wisely - unlike last time
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(93)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know who is the richest person in your state? How about in each state?
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(40)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Druid marries dogs in pagan ceremony because Glastonbury
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why pose with stuffed animals when you can be in a photo with a real-life massive bear? That's what these anti-hunting Russian models did
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(81)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
No truck nuts: all female Transformers introduced by IDW Comics. Not a Secret: they combine to form Victorion
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(63)
 
(Pakistan Daily Times)
 
 
 
A demanding job can help fight dementia. Which explains the success of the Ronald Reagan presidency
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(11)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Need to rent some goats to trim your lawn? Amazon has got you covered
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is bipartisan support in Pennsylvania to make it illegal to taunt or challenge police officers
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(LAist)
 
 
 
New trend in L.A. dining: Haute Cuisine Pop Tarts
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Gallipoli 100 years later. Where the British and Ottoman Empires died, Australia and New Zealand grew up, and Turkey and Ireland were born
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel will no longer make SeaWorld Trainer Barbie. Jury is still out on Harp Seal Poaching Barbie with clubbing action
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I'm a storm photographer, and here are some of the sweet little mini-apocalypses I got to see out on the plains last year
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Royals-White Sox game suspended by rain after eight innings. Expected to resume tomorrow with an epic cage match
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton just became Angel dust
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
They may feel like the same thing, but the H-word isn't "hiatus," it's "hibernate," and that means it's time for Rainbow Dash to say "Tanks for the Memories" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Valve's paid 'Skyrim' mods are a wonderful, terrible idea
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
College campus enrollment center excavation halted because of: A) Indian burial grounds, B) Mammoth remians, C) 500-pound bomb
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Geeks Who Drink" pub trivia game is getting its own SyFy reality show
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Real estate agent: Sure it's a fixer-upper that hasn't been on the market since 1953, but it's a steal at 1.5 million dollars
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man steals a cooler of ice cream from a convenience store while flipping off the security camera. That's cold
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Mississippi Alderman who ran on a "common sense" platform, passes bill that bans all filming in the city without giving the city a 14 day notice, and a $200 fee. Yes, this includes you and your wife filming your child taking his or her first steps
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(The Dream Shake)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks have TWO players score 34 points each against the Houston Rockets. Irony: They still lost
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Film critic Richard Corliss will review his next film next to God
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner to discuss banning Hack-a-Shaq strategies from basketball games. This is not a repeat of 2000
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Night Train kills 14. This is why subby sticks to the Thunderbird
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his mud
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes you to a giant sausage fest. Wait, are we still not doing 'phrasing'?
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(Catster)
 
 
 
Freeway the cat, injured and trapped on a busy highway median, is rescued by a good samaritan who was frustrated by the lack of response from official channels. The Caturday tag respectfully requests that the Hero tag join us this week
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
It doesn't get more epic or nerdy than the Battle of the Legends at the Chess Club and Scholastic Center of St. Louis
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(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
"...staffer for U.S. Senator Thad Cochran (R-Missed something in the background check) allegedly told law enforcement agents that he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a homeowner shot after interrupting a burglary. Then things get weird
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Communism Cures Cancer
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(36)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when Mark Ruffalo gets questioned like female movie stars normally do
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(50)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own Oprah's size 10 yellow patent leather designer shoes? Or how about her possibly still packaged home gym equipment? No? Me either. But someone out there does
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"The opportunity was there to make a great connection with a little boy. And ugh, I wouldn't even say I took the opportunity, it's just... I... just had fun really. It felt really really good, ya know, to make someone's day. It made my day too"
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at several animals that may go extinct because humans have lost interest in eating them
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(42)
 
(The Weed Blog)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana bills are "effectively dead" in Florida, because Florida man
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(46)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Thirsty years ago this week, Coca-Cola decided to fix what no one knew was broken
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(32)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you were a bird, this is what the world's most popular tourist attractions would look like to you
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(25)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wanna keep your job as a Fire Department lieutenant? Then don't make lewd comments about a female EMT over the radio... Or at least don't get caught
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(St. George News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl contacts police after speeding car runs over her skateboard. Police respond, buy girl a new board, take her on a ride-a-long, let her try estimating speeds using the laser unit used for traffic enforcement (w/pics)
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(34)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
The first official image of Jared Leto as The Joker revealed. Do you know how he got those scars?
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(177)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Transparent Aluminum... it's real
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(64)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mama June will eat anything
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(62)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What's the 'next big thing'? In 1992 it was something called 'GPS'
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Piloting a drone is so easy, even the brain of a honeybee can do it
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dark Knight Returns Again Again
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(39)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie. And not just because it contains antifreeze and hormone disrupter
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner comes out as a member of a party dominated by people who wish people like him didn't exist
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(394)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chase Bank terminates all accounts belonging to a known drug lord
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(53)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
K-K-K-K-K-Kathmandu
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Harry Potter fan has the answer as to why the dastardly Dursleys were complete D-bags to young orphaned Harry
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Automobile concept art of a future that Detroit would never see
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(14)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Hopefully this bank robber uses the money to buy a better mask
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(12)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Dr. Strangeprom, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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(6)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The best thing about Steph Curry's amazing 3-pointer, forcing OT and an eventual Warriors win? The NBA said refs missed that a foul on his shot, so it should have been a 3 pointer with a FT to potentially win the game in regulation
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After being banished from MLB, commissioner says the odds are high that Pete Rose will be allowed to participate in All-Star Game activities
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been seven whole days since you got angry and felt ashamed. Which means it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz once again
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Daughter of Wonderlic test creator says her father's test fails at predicting an athlete's success. Since she's also a Cubs fan it's safe to assume she's an expert on failure
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(18)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Statue of Liberty evacuated after someone found her package
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(25)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves
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(58)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cutting 700 employees at Ford is now Job #1
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(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LabCorp to let consumers order their own blood tests directly without seeing a doctor. Critics say it's a prescription for headaches
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(93)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Although his girlfriend's mom chased him with a machete, he bravely married his girlfriend soon after. They are still happily married after 72 years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman rescues scared stray dog by playing dead to gain his trust (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the dysfunctional Mavs rally around league MVP Ray Felton? Can the Raptors work some magic and beat the Wizards (8 PM EDT)? Can the Spurs take control of the series against the Clippers (9:30 PM EDT)? Find out in today's NBA playoff thread
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(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy's giant balls
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(14)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Addictive new video game replicates the thrill of a Starbucks barista misspelling your name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment
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(65)
 
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta 12, with Ktaja "Killer Bunny" Kankaanpaa vs Livia Souza for the strawweight title. Live at 8 PM ET on Fight Pass
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run with less than twelve cases of norovirus"
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(16)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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(33)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Study fnds K entuckains aer drtunken sots
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(23)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Pepsi throws in the towel and dumps aspartame from its diet drink, noting that in one survey, aspartame was less popular than Congress, which is saying something
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian warships decide that it's really not the right time of year to visit Yemen anyways
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(60)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sixteen year-old school boy goes full Kylie Jenner (some not safe for work images on article page)
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(56)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey fans, it's night 10, we have 3 games. 2 are elimination and at the same time... [Thanks OBergman]. Habs & Rags look to advance on their home rinks @7:00ET & from the whoever-scores-1st-wins dept. Blues host the Wild @9:30ET
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Can a Buschfinitywide regular end the Cup drivers' domination of victory lane? Find out when the NASCAR Xfinity Series hits Richmond International Raceway for the ToyotaCare 250, 7 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Some people live their lives entirely in the third person because of a neurological condition known as lifelong severely deficient autobiographical memory
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Councilman, could you name one historical figure whom you admire and has been an inspiration to you?" "Absolutely. Just hold on a sec, I've got to, um, check this one thing on my phone"
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
ANZAC to Afghanistan: 100 years of untold stories
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Prosperity Gospel " preacher, Rev. Creflo Dollar (yes, really) explains why God needs a spaceship: "I'm gonna have to believe God for a billion dollar space shuttle. Cause we got to preach the Gospel on Mars"
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(152)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Need some time to kill? Here are 101 incredible sports facts. Nice mention of Tim Tebow included
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(19)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Missing teenager found, was just monkeying around
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYT sheds light on the bribery surrounding Clinton Cash. No no, not the Clinton Foundation donations, the guy that wrote the book and got paid a hefty sum by NYT
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(90)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Koch-backed group sending 'real scientists' to school Pope Francis on the 'Biblical duty' to pollute
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(109)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's forecast calls for light rain, mild windy conditions and crashing cars bursting into flames
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Need an afternoon pick-me-up because your day hasn't been sweet so far at the office? Break out the cocoa on your desk and lay out some some lines
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Former banana importer sentenced to 12 years for fatal sex party"
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crying baby removed from plane by armed guards because she was a member of ISIS or something
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(116)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Puppy sets fire to house, killing hamster and parrot, poses for "I've seen some shiat" picture
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Series of early-morning earthquakes failed to improve substantially improve area between Idaho, Washington state and Montana
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(61)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & FItch says that they'll start running ads in which people actually wear clothing
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(14)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Man crashes after trying to deep throat a corndog
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(20)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
HOLY MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA, THE NASFARK PODCAST HAS REACHED 1,004 DOWNLOADS. (Link goes to the latest episode, with streaming problems fixed)
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(7)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Has malaria threatened you lately? No? Count yourself lucky
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(24)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The proposed Raiders/Chargers LA football stadium will feature a 120' tower that during Raiders games, will have an eternal flame burning for Al Davis, and shoot lightning bolts during Chargers games. No, really
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this matrimony
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: You run a swingers' club that's moving to a new location in the suburbs, and the locals are freaking out about living near a swingers' club. Solution: Become a church. For swingers
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Just your routine 1-3 putout at first base; and by "routine", I mean, "the runner and first baseman go airborne in a violent collision leaving one apparently KTFO"
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(32)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"Read it again"
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(345)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Baby successfully demonstrates how to ROTFLOL
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USDA says it's okay to eat food 18 months after its expiration date. The only difficulty is getting the spoon inside the carton to dish out last year's milk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's public advisories in the U.S.: Scattered thunderstorms, maybe some flooding. In Australia: "The prehistoric killer appears to have developed an interest in human flesh"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Why are people wearing their clothes inside-out today?" Here's why
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(33)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
In leaked comments to donors, Jeb Bush insists he won't make same mistakes as Mitt Romney, like making dumb remarks to donors that are accidentally leaked
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(43)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The moon is set to get its first Hello Kitty themed girls' underwear vending machine in 2018
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nine HR managers reveal the fashion mistakes that have probably already cost you a bunch of jobs
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(61)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
People in Taiwan ask, why does one need to be so square about doggy haircuts when you can go geometric with their hairstyles?
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(4)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother "horrified" after she realizes her child's alphabet building blocks can be used to spell out rude words. No, f*cking seriously
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(96)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's not lovin' the performance of 700 stores
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(44)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Heyyyy Up Your Nose With A Rub....uh, 3 inch rusty wire as thick as a heavy-duty nail, shot into your face by your lawnmower
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(30)
 
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Reba McEntire: "The first time I saw a Reba drag queen it really ticked me off'
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(68)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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(138)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
12 Things a bartender won't tell you. But will publish on the Internet
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(174)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Koch brothers are actually altruists
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(78)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Aviation expert says he has found wreckage of MH370, just needs people to send him $2 million so he can prove it
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(14)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Romo has just guaranteed the Cowboys will not win the Super Bowl next year
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
That cast iron pan you think makes you such a good cook? Yeah, you're taking care of it wrong, dumbass
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(168)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tiny Michigan police forces defend receiving millions of dollars of US army surplus weapons and vehicles including bomb-proof Humvees, sniper rifles, grenade launchers and ... snowshoes?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought "Indiana's Jim Crow" was a hit, just wait until the sequel: "Bobby and his Crawdad"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A massive sweep of gas stations finds hundreds of credit card skimmers, which will ensure customers will pay dearly for convenience
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you live in one of Britain's most vermin infested places? Maybe the better question is do you live in Great Britain?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Heat center Chris Andersen looks like a used coloring book with all of his tattoos, well check out his head tattoo since he wants war
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(Uproxx)
 
Video
 
But have you ever seen Man Of Steel... in color?
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(116)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just detected light bouncing off an exoplanet. Here's why that's so exciting"
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 15 years, NASDAQ is all set to crash again
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(21)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
President Obama says there is less violence in the world today than there was 40 years ago. Apparently he's never tuned in to AM talk radio
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"New York City is the rat's ideal habitat"
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(25)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians guilty of a little too much stick-handling
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(45)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vacationing Swedish cops show NYPD officers how to subdue suspects without hurting them
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germans decide to call a genocide a genocide. And they know a thing or two about genocide
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Buffalo buffalo east of Buffalo buffalo buffalo baked beans Spam Spam and Spam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt goes full Westboro Baptist on competitor
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The NHL better think twice about relocating to Las Vegas, they may not get a lot of support there in the end
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After five years, the newest and rarest shark species found off the U.S. coast is finally identified. Researchers describe it as "Jaws meets a kangaroo, with maybe a touch of cute kitten"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Law Enforcement has learned from its War on Drugs: you can get suspects to commit crime if you push them hard enough. 94.2% of US terror plots manufactured by DOJ
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Missing boater found safe after breaking into a house to survive. While there, "he drank copious amounts of alcohol... and when he was found, he was highly intoxicated and was found in one of the victims' underwear"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sportswriters start thinking they are ACTUAL writers: "They had been speared in the groin and slashed in the knees and hacked in the gut, willing victims to the frustration of their visitors, human piñatas stuffed only with bliss"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
B'Rock "The Islamic Shock" Obama just did his signature "Socialist Slam"
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