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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Sat January 31, 2015
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I'm not saying there's aliens in a spacecraft circling around this asteroid but there's aliens in a spacecraft circling around this asteroid
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(7)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can you cut a water droplet in half? You can with this knife made of hydrophobic material
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(1)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ride finding services are about to see an Uber Lyft in their operating cost
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(30)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
They call him Flipper, Flipper, slut of the sea (might be not safe for work)
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(30)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The perfect kitchen setup for those who don't have a lot of space in their cramped apartments
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(16)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
44 lies about 32 teams
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(24)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Call-blocking technology hailed by the FTC as the best available is banned from virtually every major telephone company. This is why we can't have nice things
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin totally considers all bidders and awards $3 billion Crimea-Russia bridge contract to childhood friend and judo partner
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(53)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
They bring a gun, you bring a gasoline hose. It's the Milwaukee way
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(34)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Jury awards woman 1.5 million dollars after she transforms from promising student to dominatrix after a car accident (SFW pics)
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(83)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It seems America has never really flown out of the Cuckoo's Nest
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to turn your old phone into a security camera
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe is now in charge of the entire country of Africa
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(35)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why your parents favor your aloof younger sibling? It's because you're not as funny, you uptight dick. Here's the science
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oprah to art prodigy: "You get a career"
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
3 men find rabid raccoon and their first instinct is to pick it up and take a cellphone video
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(76)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says don't plan on the next novel in his A Song of Ice and Fire series "The Winds of Winter" to come out in 2015
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(91)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sisi runs home after fight with Brothers. Telling mom and airstrikes to follow
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida conservative radio producer claims the child porn he shared with undercover police was definitely someone else's and so were the 500 images on his computer
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(110)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
If Silent Hill, Left 4 Dead and F.E.A.R. not scary enough games for you? Now there's a game that puts them all to shame. In Höme Improvisåtion, you are tasked with assembling IKEA furniture without instructions
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Tiger Woods for getting the highest score of his entire career
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(82)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Two people are creating a pre-school. For adults
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(50)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's winter, so remember: Avoid hot showers
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(66)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In a move that is totally not pandering to his base, newly elected Texas Governor Greg Abbott declares February 2 to be Chris Kyle Day
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(162)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man reunited with stolen dog during search for new pet
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(44)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
TurboTax gives its own refunds
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(10)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You never really believed government budget cuts were going to afflict military contractor profit margins, did you?
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(51)
 
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
"Google has proved once again that it is terrible at selling smartphones"
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(32)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops probably won't be sympathetic if you call 911 to complain about the security guards harassing you for shoplifting
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(15)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
NFL confirms what everyone with a functioning brain already knew - all those people who are 100% convinced the Patriots cheated and will prove it to you are football's equivalent of 9/11 Truthers
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(194)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to make your fiancée sign a prenup before you get married it has to be in a language that she can read
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(49)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned mall
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(25)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-GMO activist genetically modifies corn so that it rejects genetically modified pollen
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(52)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Are you depressed because you binge watch, or do you binge watch because you're depressed?
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Quiz #404: Correct answers not found
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(28)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Some open world video games have mountains you're meant to jump off. Skyrim does not
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(46)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a dachshund?
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(178)
 
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Sure, Christmas has passed, but Geekology has just found the perfect present for your conservative relatives; Homoerotic dinosaur romance
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(20)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The periodic table of beer - a PHD in a pint glass
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
One in five American kids collect stamps. Oops, correction ... One in five American kids are on food stamps
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(205)
 
(Digiday)
 
 
 
"We're doing something called the 'Fark 2.0 initiative', which is us trying to snag more kids over the next five years"
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(161)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Researchers say average 10-year-old football player can take 240 shots to the head a season before suffering irreversible brain damage. Playoff games, obviously, don't count
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(29)
 
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple stock hits all-time high of $120 a share. That stock exchange symbol is, once again, S-U-C-K I-T H-A-T-E-R-S
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now, from the department of redundancy department
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Debt load of young people aged 18 to 34 doubled last year as they apparently keep spending huge amounts of money they don't have on beard wax, Star Wars dolls, Bulgarian tacos and marijuana needles, and that's just the women
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(51)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Danny Trejo as Marcia Brady. Now this is a reboot I can get behind
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prosecutors drop domestic violence charges against George Zimmerman after the victim recants. Well I say we all owe Mr. Zimmerman a big apology for even thinking he was capable of such a violent act
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(158)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The trailer for TED 2 is here and of course it's about semen. Of course it is
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(58)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For tens of thousands of years, it has slumbered. Now, Iceland shall RISE
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(35)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
If you wished you had a backpack that could turn into a kayak, sailboat or sled, do these guys have a product for you
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(14)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Um, yeah, check out this lightning strike in the eye of a cyclone
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(34)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
This week on Clueless Gamer: Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski play Mortal Combat X
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Taliban are outraged, OUTRAGED, that the White House won't acknowledge them as being a terror group, so they kill three Americans. Presidential spokesperson blames Bush, saying "Bush labeled them as terrorists, this administration did not"
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(138)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Making immature decisions--like putting porn on iPads at the local Tesco--is no way to go through life, dad
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(15)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"The Muslim Brotherhood called for "a long, uncompromising jihad" in Egypt just one day after they met with the [US] State Department." Nice outreach you got there, Obama
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health Department form for new parents requesting birth certificates asks if the "woman giving birth" is male or female
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(101)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man is told he can't change his name to Superhero - but Ninja is OK (pic)
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mexico's environmental protection agency shuts down a proposed 1,400 acre mega-mall. In other news, Mexico has an environmental protection agency
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"While it may look like the work of a mad man, there's a reason behind this Skittles pizza, and the reason is actually pretty cute"
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your pilot gets locked out of the cockpit halfway through your flight?
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(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
France issues nine warning signs for spotting radicalized French Muslims: 1) They suddenly stop eating baguettes
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(42)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says AI is a threat. Judging by what it did to Haley Joel Osment's career, he's right
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sorority woman: We're just living sex toys
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(278)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Let's face it: no matter how real Amal Clooney's accomplishments are, the breathless celebration of her legal triumphs is just a thinly veiled infatuation with how she looks"
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(88)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"The Super Bowl isn't just a football game. It's an opportunity to discuss physics. Let's look at some of the interesting physics concepts that go with the game"
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New theory of time suggests that the past, present and future co-exist in the universe, and your future is already decided. Click the link. You're supposed to
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here it is: The only tipping guide you'll ever need. And it's accurate; it has the mandatory 20% for waitstaff at restaurants
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(152)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
So like no kidding, underwater pole dancing. And with pure non-Newtonian genius, the pole isn't firmly fixed to anything
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(15)
 
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Thursday in Toronto Fail Leafs hockey, they give up the fastest short handed goal to open a period in NHL history
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(35)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field renovation has sent a whole bunch of rats scurrying into the neighborhood (with a helpful picture of what a rat looks like)
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia has plenty of jobs. That Americans refuse to do. "We have 100 people who quit every week"
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(194)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drinking beer could help keep your brain healthy, says science
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's AG nominee Loretta Lynch: 'Pot is more dangerous than alcohol'
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(135)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Usually a police stop does not warrant much, but it is a whole different story when there is a dead guy in the backseat
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(19)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What drives individuals to kill their co-workers? Besides Fords, mostly
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney 3.0 is only vaporware
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(115)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Besides being the top-rated romantic comedy in Afghanistan according to RottenTomatoes, American Sniper is also the hottest movie in Baghdad: "People were screaming '[expletive], shoot him! He has an IED, don't wait for permission!"
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Corruption trifecta complete in New York as Preet Bharara looks into GOP senate leader's outside "work". In other news, an assistant animal-control secretary in Steuben County has been identified as the one official who's not on the take
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom of girl who has suffered over 1,000 life-threatening seizures watches her daughter have another one in front of state lawmakers who don't want to let her try medical marijuana
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(112)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Fark's Science News You Can Use™, Friday edition: "Can you get a boner in space?"
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First White Castle in Las Vegas open to huge crowds. Kind of pointless saying 'This is why we can't have nice things' when it comes to Vegas
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(112)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Parking meters in Bloomington, Indiana don't work because they're clogged with crow shiat. Brandon Lee unavailable for comment
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(27)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
South Africa frees de Kock
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After thirty years, Eddie Murphy is returning to the show that made him a household name and will finally acknowledge the fact he owes his success to Jean Doumanian and her mostly forgotten time on Saturday Night Live
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(39)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I know all astronauts are cool, but just look at this guy. LOOK AT HIM
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura thought 'American Sniper' was bullshiat before it was the cool thing to do
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(125)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The poll numbers are now in and America has spoken: The Patriots are lying cheaters
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rare white dolphin spotted. Must be the kicker
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(12)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota introduces bill to keep police body camera videos private because, you know, it could be embarrassing
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(78)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Telemarketer finally does something useful
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(54)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
It's getting real in the south of England
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney to talk to himself on live tv
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hello mullah, hello fatwah, greetings from camp, intifada
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(44)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Pizza condoms create a dilemma for those who love pizza but hate wearing condoms
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(17)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
"Jihadists are wankers who are obsessed with porn"
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To try and save his ass, while maintaining the good relationship with the US, Netanyahu is cold-calling Democrats on the Hill and begging for forgiveness. It's going about as well as no one would expect
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(119)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The other big game on Sunday, of course, Is Celtic-Rangers
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR has just realized it's possible to get arrested for resisting arrest and have no other charges filed against you
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(138)
 
(Digiday)
 
 
 
Salon claims victory over trolls by redefining trolls as "people they've already banned"
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(53)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Five ways the Empire State became as corrupt as the Roman Empire. Lead poisoning strangely absent
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thing happens. Details to follow
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(29)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Five competing hamburgers that are drawing business away from McDonald's. Management definitely not lovin' it
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(72)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ken Starr, the man who spent $30 million investigating Clinton's sex life, has a new job helping pedophile billionaires escape justice
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(120)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry was fined $50 by Boston authorities for failing to shovel snow in front of his Boston home
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(49)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jordan to ISIS: "Kill our pilot, we'll hang all your guys that we have in our prisons"
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(161)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All signs indicate that Marco Rubio is thirsty for a presidential run
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(31)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Quantum time machine tested in Australia
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(35)
 
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
NFL confirms Patriots cheated. No, not by doing that one thing. No, not with that other thing either
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Franken to Natural Gas CEOs: You better farking believe you didn't build that
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(158)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Anna Gunn goes from the highlight of her career--Breaking Bad--to the lowpoint of her career, a Criminal Minds spinoff on CBS
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(103)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tesla is wirelessly updating its cars to add new features, fix problems, make them faster... all while they sit in their owners' garages
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(65)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police baffled by "skeleton sacks." To be fair, most people don't understand fashion models
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Drinking wine while dangling 9,000 feet above the French Alps in a ski gondola that's been converted into micro-chalet sounds like a great idea. Until you realize your living quarters has no toilets
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's really happening here
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(19)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"How would the world change if we found extraterrestrial life?"
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(40)
 
(News Daily)
 
 
 
Bandits steal several gold nuggets during armed heist of Wells Fargo. This is not a repeat from 1852
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney says that marriage is one answer to poverty. Just ask John Kerry, who married the woman who inherited the Heinz fortune
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(161)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
People of Fark, if we pool our money together, we can afford a Batmobile. I've got $5, who's in?
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(23)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
It's about ethics in crappy television serial crime dramas
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(512)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to influence your pick on which team will win the Super Bowl, but I have it on good advice from an octopus at an aquarium in Arizona that Seattle is a dead lock
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(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dartmouth abolishes rum & the lash
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(94)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
One of the last four Doolittle Raiders flies off into the rising sun
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Drew is interviewed by Huffington Post Live and he shares his future political plans and goals (w/video)
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr catches 33 footballs in a minute with one hand. Bonus: Drew Brees ran out of footballs at one point, so Beckham had to throw the ball back
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(33)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Sickly sweet, inoffensively bland Kenny G is responsible for Starbucks' Frappuccino
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(22)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) inspires new way to diagnose concussions
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(65)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police bust a man for hiding cocaine inside his prosthetic limb. Legal observers say he doesn't have a leg to stand on
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(19)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Poll shows that people in Pennsylvania favor things that see no good, hear no good, and do no good
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(22)
 
(DOD Buzz)
 
 
 
Since the F-35 has been such a resounding success, the DOD has now begun accepting ideas for its successor
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(119)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Baby goat beheaded; another goat taken. Wait, I can rent a goat?
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New York pizza snobbery is annoying and Chicago hot dog snobbery is just dumb, but when it comes to chili, everything is snobbier in Texas
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(221)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round an...*THUD*...The wheels on the bus go bye bye bye ♫
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(20)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Does the government really need to fund free pregnancy tests inside the women's bathroom at bars?
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Four middle school students facing charges for throwing a "sex party" for their friends
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(94)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Melissa Rauch goes from 'Theory' to practice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Computer simulator picks the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl. Keep in mind it's the same computer that recently predicted NYC getting 30" of snow
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Since so much attention is always given to people who go down Niagra Falls, let's give a little love for a man who just went up Niagra Falls
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama admits that he's maybe, sort of, in a roundabout kind of way, from a certain point of view, in a certain kind of light with your head tilted just so, possibly somewhat a little bit responsible for midterm election losses
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Communist Party USA is eager to work with the Democratic Party to advance the modern communist agenda. That about sums it up
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
New poll finds that most people aren't scientists
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Protip: When you're the leading scorer on a Division I basketball team, someone might recognize you if you try to use a fake ID to drink after the game at a strip club a block away from the arena
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
David Cameron justifies mass surveillance because it works on TV. Yes, really
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(35)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out all this time Shaggy was taking God's name in vain everytime he uttered, "Gadzooks" or "Zounds"
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(67)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Living near a Starbucks dramatically increases a house's value
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid in Harry Potter hospitalized after suffering "flu like symptoms" on flight, but witnesses claim he was drinking heavily before taking off. He shouldn't have done that. He should NOT have done that
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study identifies biological mechanisms for schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and depression. Causes include immune function, DNA regulation, and dating
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon State coed cited for filming Beaver video in school library, officials claim "It's not clear who got it up there"
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(109)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
More Brits would rather have a whisky with Sean Connery than any other person. On the rocks, just like your mother likes it
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(21)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"A brief history of snow penises" (warning - link contains snow penises)
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
You've failed your written driver's test 15 times. Do you A) give up, B) find yourself a tutor, or C) ask a friend to take it for you, who also fails it and is then arrested for impersonating you
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Canadian man misses winning $27 million on Canadian lottery by seven seconds. Lottery: "Sorry aboot that"
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(32)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Suge Knight might be coming back to Death Row
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(184)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Workman saves pal from electrocution by hitting him with a plank of wood. Way to go, stud
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(33)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hi, remember when you where a student and made a few anonymous donations at the local sperm bank to get money for booze? Yeah, about that...dad
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(82)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Treasure hunter hunted to Florida
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: TELLER SPEAKS
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
He's baaaack. No, I mean, he's waaaaaay baaaack
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's two largest cities in the top ten "safest in the world." The rest of the country will try to kill you, though
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(41)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And so begin the VR porn wars
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(43)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Compound beers good for you, or was that beer compound? Who cares? Beer's good for you
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(7)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Well. Who wouldn't want to get drunk off of Oreos?
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(53)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Someone keeps pulling the fire alarms in the hotel where the New England Patriots are staying before Super Bowl. A team source says the alarms are "annoying" but says their effect on the team has been overinflated
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(38)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
As WWE loves cheating, they've put together a helpful video of suggestions to assist the New England Patriots in winning the Super Bowl
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(40)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman tries to feed bears, succeeds
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(71)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bad: allowing unvaccinated children into public schools. Asinine: allowing unvaccinated patients into children's cancer wards
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(193)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A man who shocked clubbers when he pulled down his trousers and defecated on a dancefloor has blamed 'a vindaloo curry and too many pints' for his behaviour"
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(66)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
UC Davis hospital is treating a patient who may have Ebola. EVERYBODY PANIC, AGAIN
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(31)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Who knew the Canadian national sport was so violent, eh
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(29)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soon you may not have to remember to punch your time card
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(46)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Cut on the dotted line
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Welsh Nazi. Because when you think of socio-ethnic superiority, you think of the Welsh
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(45)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There appears to be a pretty serious bug in the latest firmware uploaded to Megyn Kelly
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(202)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FAA releases report of dumb sh*t people did with drones last year
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(71)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next in the Department Of This Can't Go Wrong: Texas lawmakers bill would allow teachers to gun down students
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(78)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan be literally buried? What legend will Roman Reigns cause fans to boo? Is tonight's live WWE Smackdown at 8 PM on SyFy going to cause people to cancel their cable?
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(659)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Terrorist lockdown at primary school canceled after police arrest garden gnome
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch talks to the media about why he doesn't talk to the media
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(79)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
David Duke may run against Rep. Steve Scalise because he isn't racist enough
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bernese Mountain Dog: I-'m .....g-o-i-n-g ...d-o-w-n ... f-o-r ... t-h-e ...c-o-u-n-t
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(8)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Facebook has more users than China has people
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(17)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You might need to sit down for this one, but chicken wings are the #1 reccommended Superb Owl party food. 9 others to the left, what you have that's better over here
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(44)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Rep. Molly White tells staff to have all Muslim visitors pledge allegiance to America
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(208)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Life like" polar bear roaming London would be mistaken for real bear, except it hasn't actually maimed or killed anyone
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy who has been to Best Korea 140 times and is totally not an agent for their government would like you to know its a wonderful, happy place with religious freedoms and everything
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(156)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Baby too young to be vaccinated held in quarantine after outbreak of herd stupidity
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(142)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're putting together a fancy, romantic meal for a special someone, what do you do to really make it wow your audience? Have specific recipes or presentation suggestions so we don't all end up lonely? Show us how it's done
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The media are starting to realize people lie a lot on sex surveys with "shocking" findings that are blasted out as banner headlines and clickbait
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(55)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the FCC, you don't have broadband internet anymore
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(191)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Drunken old Geezer arrested in bar fight
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An illustrated animated history of Super Bowl halftime shows, so catch up on what you missed while you were peeing or watching puppies
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(36)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Surf's up at Hawaii's infamous "Jaws'' break. Way, way up
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(13)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man fired from Ford after denouncing "sodomites" and saying "homosexual behavior leads to death" in the company newsletter. Area Man asks: "What ever happen to free speach?"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The dying art of the last song on the also-dying art of the "album." Includes an extensive playlist of happy(-ish) endings
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(121)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman swallows several bags of marijuana at traffic stop, is freaking out, maaan
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(80)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John McCain white-knights famed war criminal Henry Kissinger, just in case anybody had forgotten how keen John McCain's judgment is
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good: School schedules homophobic bullying workshop. Bad: School cancels homophobic bullying workshop. Fark: "Because both sides of argument should be represented"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers up the bending radius in OLED lighting, meaning your color, projection, cable-ready, stereo, big screen, flat screen, HD, curved, 4K TVs and rigid smartphones are now worthless. Sucks to be you
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment to appreciated Steven Spielberg and his remarkable ability to capture an entire scene in one shot as opposed to modern directors who shoots their movies like schizophrenic Ritalin addicted teenagers who need to get off my lawn
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In their latest defiant stand on behalf of free speech, French police detain and interrogate an 8-year-old boy who is alleged to have said nice things about the Charlie Hebdo attackers
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(79)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
7 in 10 say Hollywood is not biased against minorities. The other three have read the list of this year's Oscar nominees
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(58)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
I am proposal a funds reduce in high educate
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "must have been skimming hauls" files - two arrested for trafficking pot when they called 911 to report that undercover cops were possibly following them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just when you were about to book that flight to Africa, too
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(35)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Who wants a BlackBerry these days? Millions of people in Africa and Asia, for one
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(19)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A stowaway who was trying to get to London after sneaking onto an empty plane was discovered after taking selfies in the cockpit" (pics)
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Inventor of the origami condom -- which came in male, female, and anal versions -- being forced to pay back $2.4 million in NIH grants because -- big surprise here -- origami condoms don't actually "work"
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(44)
 
(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Bieber is - but it just apologized for being such a Bieber for the last few years and promises to be less of a Bieber in the future. Let's not be Biebers and give it a chance - 'kay?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suitcase full of body parts found in San Francisco. Looks like someone left their heart there... And a spleen, a lung, a patella
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: As a senator, I won South Carolina by 41 points, so the press should take my presidential bid seriously. Advisor: *whispers inaudibly*. Lindsey Graham: There are other states?
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(99)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how much football will you actually see when watching the Super Bowl? Not as much as you think
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(55)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists propose solving the dark matter problem in the universe by just inventing a new particle to explain it away
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(82)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Whoa
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(18)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
British police taking terrorist threats seriously enough that they are considering special firearms training in which all British police officers will be shown an actual handgun and be told they might see one again some day
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cure for cancer found...by little girl...over dinner
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(97)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Oil prices have fallen so low that Russians can't afford to drink any more
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(28)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be winter in Russia without an annual example of the finer points of ice fishing
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: Protector of the Environment. Exploiter of the Environment
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(13)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the red colobus monkeys. Oh wait, you're one of the world's most elusive cats and this is the first time man has recorded you? Carry on then, we'll just film from over here
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
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(53)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So do you want to hear the tale, the tale of the jail that turns criminals into hardcore radicals?
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boba Fett action figure sold for £18,000 at an auction. Jango Fett approves
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hawks win using properly inflated balls
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(22)
 
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If your reaction to weed is to run naked down 12 Mile trying "to go where the sun is at," please don't try acid
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(40)
 
(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
Dances With Nazis (Warning: article contains not safe for work/graphic images)
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shoveled Boston Marathon finish line identified, will be inducted into Boston's shoveling hall of fame with the guy on the tractor from that one Patriots game
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(13)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senior White House official announces they're gonna have a new Israeli ambassador very very soon
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(132)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists finally explain why Coca Cola cans are red
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(33)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
I guess if you can crawl through the rubble of a collapsed store, then yoga pants might be what you need
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Indiana Gov. Pence has no idea what you're talking about, who you are, what state he's in, what "Pravda" is, where his car keys are or anything else you may want to ask
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army sergeant finds love with dwarf stripper, says they love reenacting the charge up San Juan Hill in the bedroom (Some possibly Not safe for work images in article)
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(64)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Speaker of Massachusetts House, who accepted term limit after predecessors faced criminal charges, declares himself Speaker-for-life after being only an unindicted coconspirator
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How to do a three-point turn with a double-decker bus the Austin Powers way
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(10)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know that bit about the Patriots being unable to fumble? Yeah, it's as believable as Belichick's scientific background
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(112)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis open meeting on proposed police oversight board remains quite civil, right up until police began testifying in opposition. Police union official's attempt to restore order faltered despite his superpower Darren Wilson wristband
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(86)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at workplace meetings, and whether they're really creating the synergy and out-of-the-box design thinking that right-sized teams can, moving forward, leverage into capacity-building, win-win success scenarios
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(145)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
One truck carrying coal and another hauling beer collide with each other, now Subby will be cold and sober tonight
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(16)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Superb CGI-edited video sees Novak Djokovic play tennis against an M1 Abrams Tank - "that's game, set and wow you killed everybody"
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark pro-tip: Don't propose to your fiance on the edge of a cliff. Pro-tip Bonus: Don't jump for joy on the edge of a cliff
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(43)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not news: Upcoming strategy game might be delayed. Fark: Because the historical figure it's based around has only been dead 69 years, and it takes 70 for them to be considered public domain
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, Republicans, what will you do if the Supreme Court axes Obamacare subsidies? "The plan is basically to pave over the area and get on with our lives"
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(170)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The year pro football should have just sat on the sideline bench
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(43)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
40,000 people sign up for driver's privilege cards as undocumented drivers in Vermont. Surprisingly, at least 144 people in one city, didn't have a problem with that. The trouble is, was that city in VT or NY?
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(83)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disabled Chinese woman is writing a book with her toes, has already been accused of plagiarism for not including footnotes
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(29)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Top Democrats: With no major challenge for the Democratic nomination, Hillary will wait until July to start Hillary 2016 expecting the Republican field to be whittled down of the crazy
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(69)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's presidential campaign is going to be one of the most divisive, controversial, and terrifying of the modern era
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(113)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
FAA confirms plane crash was result of flight instructor's 'simulation' of an in-flight emergency
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(68)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked violinist sues after police arrest him for fiddling with himself
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week on Downton Abbey: in which the Dowager Countess gets high as balls down in the servants' quarters
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(19)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iran takes issue with Politico. Politico publishes their complaint. Subby pops some popcorn
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(10)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip way back in time to the early '90s and a show called James Bond Jr, which was about the nephew of James Bond because of course that makes sense. How about a '90s cartoon roll call? Personally, I got Biker Mice From Mars FTW
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(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of wines to help kick off your Super Bowl party. Seattle fans reportedly already preparing their own whines
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(38)
 
(Anniston Star)
 
 
 
The masking tape is mightier than the sovereign citizen
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(114)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Treasury Department says Obama's legacy is a 1% tax increase on 6 million people
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(22)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow new hair follicles using stem cells, prompting politicians to demand more funding for stem cell research
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(7)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal triples-down on the no-go zones myth
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(164)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Most of Hawaii's coral have recovered from mass bleaching. Starfish are taking a bit longer to see the light of day
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(16)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when Cal Ripken's mom was kidnapped in 2012? Well, after 918 consecutive days the case is still unsolved
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(23)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
The cruelest Oscar presentation of all time, as given by lovable American legend Will Rogers
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(36)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Germany: HAHAHA Russia, we got Ukraine now. Russia: HAHAHA Germany, we got Greece now
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(40)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
What if a shorter GOP primary season with fewer debates doesn't give the party enough time to weed out all the Bachmanns, Cains, and Trumps?
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israeli and Hezbollah bury the IED
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas gun range that banned "Muslims" is suffering due to boycott. Just kidding, business has quadrupled. Obvious tag beats follow up this time
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Rather than waiting for the weather to warm up, Nebraska is going to use dynamite to break up an ice jam. What could possibly go wrong?
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deaf viewers complain automated live subtitling software is telling them to mambo dogface to the banana patch
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(46)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Negative Ghostrider, the Admiral's daughter is full"
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(87)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: So, Governor Palin, did your teleprompter break or were you really having a mild stroke?
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(155)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Students turning to porn for sex education." Still
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(48)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex den found where shameless humans first had sex with Neanderthals. You can probably hear the echos of the savage grunting that went on to this day
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(42)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Think parallel parking in the city is tough? Try sliding the USS Bataan into a dry dock (video)
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(22)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ford issues recall for doors which will suddenly fly open, but don't worry, your seat belts will hold you in. What's that? Sorry, bad assumption
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Baseball is in the best shape of its life. And isn't dying"
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(86)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hunt for MH370 ends. CNN to go dark
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The 49 best first sentences in fiction, after "Call me Ishmael"
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(236)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner says he, not estranged wife Kris, is in control of his reality. Television series
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(34)
 
(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Meal at Denny's turns into huge, greasy, life-threatening mess
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(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Man, if you had "less than a month after taking office" for when the Tea Party would start eating their party ahead of 2016, come claim your prize
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(148)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
California Bimbo to screw 92 people this March
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(17)
 
(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania candy maker produces deflated chocolate football. "Net weight 13 lbs ... Oops - We meant 11.2 lbs"
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(12)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY politicians: since we've had such a great month ethics-wise, let's put the Hasidim in charge of this project here. Preet Bharara: If you were expecting me to run out of handcuffs, you are sadly mistaken
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(35)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Sony abandons its own streaming music service in favor of Spotify
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(12)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift: "Good luck finding any nude pics, hackers"
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(148)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Department apologizes for arresting 70-year-old black veteran for leaning on a golf club in public without carrying Starbucks coffee or hipster beard
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(213)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Dad releases balloons at son's grave every Christmas to spread word about his charity to save other children. Sniff. Farking hayfever
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what you get at the world's most expensive private boarding school charging $175,000 a year? Prepare to be humbled
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(44)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you keep telling everyone on social media you partied with Kate Upton in a hot tub while Slash serenaded you from a nearby gazebo as shooting stars soared overhead, you're going to damage your mental health
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(43)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Drew Brees visits "Conan," identifies fully inflated footballs versus underinflated footballs, and inadvertently provides evidence showing it's easier to throw the latter (video)
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(105)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson contractor arrested for spying on Johnson's Johnson
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(19)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
'Obama Republicans' are driving a wedge through the party. This is bad news.... For Obama
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Senator John Barrasso thinks Obamacare clearly denies subsidies to residents of states using healthcare.gov, contradicting Senator John Barrasso, who thinks Obamacare clearly guarantees subsidies to residents of states using healthcare.gov
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You can take Obama's gum when you've pried it from his cold, dead hands
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(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested for "resisting arrest" when she tells cop he doesn't need to take pics of her client
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(264)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer finally becomes too much of a douchebag even for the American Family Association
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift trademarks "This sick beat." Because when you think of sick beats, you think of Taylor Swift
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(103)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You can't truly call yourself an American until you've tasted geoduck, reindeer hotdogs, and deep-fried Coca-Cola
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(48)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news stalkers. In Australia "It looks romantic in the movies" is a legitimate defense
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(33)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jewish leader arrested while trying to escape from Auschwitz
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Injection that removes extra chins will soon be available in America, although the rest of your body will still be a pale, fat, doughy mess
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(15)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The sordid history of America's most racist state: Oregon
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(62)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
For those of you playing War on Terror Bingo,Taliban captures ISIS fighter released from Gitmo by Bush
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Sorry, kids. No recess today. Drop your pants and bend over. It's poop inspection time"
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seattle's finest arrest 69-year-old veteran with no criminal record for crime of "Walking while black"
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(43)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
And on today's episode of The Brady Bunch, Alice discovers why Mrs. Brady has been coming home late
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(37)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Wade Phillips named Denver Broncos new DeF**K, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO. NO, SCREW THIS, I'M DONE. I AM F**KING DONE, DENVER. SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME
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(82)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
You're probably poorer than your parents were 30 years ago. But you've got a smartphone so it all evens out
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(182)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman invites her boyfriend to a birthday party for her daughter at Chuck E. Cheese but demands he bring his gun, because she wanted him to shoot her daughter's father. Showbiz Pizza never had these kinds of trashy problems
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(88)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's changes the Big Mac
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(39)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Comcast: "Dear A$$hole, here's your bill"
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(130)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 508: "Round and Round We Go" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(94)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first rule in tracking lions: No running. Second rule: JESUS CHRIST, GET IN THE CAR
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(40)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
FTC throttles wireless carrier's bank account for lying about its unlimited data advertising
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(53)
 
(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
Prince Amukamara, D'Brickashaw Ferguson, and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix join Triple Parakeet-Shoes and Grunky Peep for Key & Peele's 'East West Bowl 3'
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sentences three Oklahoma death-row inmates to a fate worse than death: They're still alive, and in Oklahoma
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While some places are still shoveling themselves out from a big snowstorm, this Russian town may have to wait 'til spring
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(53)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia county official would like to apologize for calling a black reporter "boy" during public meeting
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(114)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Police finally admit the real reason they are worried about Waze
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(110)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to everyone's parents joining and clicking on every auto-play ad they see, Facebook posted a 10% increase in profit last quarter
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In order to really feel the power of meditation one must last 200 years in the same position
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Riff Raff gains 55 pounds of muscle. It's astounding
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(57)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amazon prime suspect in child abuse investigation
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(3)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hostage that was kidnapped, had lower limbs cut off, and held prisoner as part of religious ritual, commits suicide to exact revenge in last desperate act of defiance
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(148)
 
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Science develops coating that allows insects to survive in the vacuum chamber of a scanning electron microscope so whole living creatures to be imaged at super-high rez, and here the little buggers are
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(21)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Blizzard finally listens to their users and adds "selfies" to World of Warcraft
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If Farkistan had a candidate in the Miss Universe contest, what would her "national dress" costume look like? Link goes to examples
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's first emoticons discovered in 150-year-old magazine. :-0
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember how relations with Russia went to shiat right after Hillary Clinton left the Secretary of State's office? Neither does Romney's campaign
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(101)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
It's 1975. Scoops Brannigan and Cubby O'Switzer hit Media Day at the Super Bowl. 23-skidoo
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(8)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Roy and Diggle try to convince Laurel not to follow her sister's footsteps. Meanwhile, Brick hatches another plan to exert control over the Glades. All this and more tonight at 8 ET on the CW
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(125)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple to buy the country of Lithuania
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(59)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Affter 199 years, American Bible Society leaving NYC for Philadelphia because employees find that the rent is too damn, er, too darn high
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(33)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Justice department believes encryption has created a "Zone of Lawlessness," not sure who run Bartertown
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(50)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Marvel at this anti anti-Islamic graffiti
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(86)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
This is your USA vs. Chile soccer friendly match thread. Game starts at 6pm EST
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(68)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead actor joins new drama on the network that specializes in catering to the viewing dead
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates reveals the thing that makes him feel "pretty stupid." Difficulty: Not Windows Vista
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(45)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow shares recipe for steamed clams
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(193)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Humboldt County, Calif. resident reports "rolling" motion during 5.7 earthquake
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(101)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
People who hear voices in their heads are encouraged to talk back to them. Although it's not a good idea while in the therapist's office since he might charge for a group visit
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(34)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hoodslam, a.k.a "the most controversial wrestling promotion company," just got its own documentary. Now I don't know about "controversial" but I bet after watching this Vince McMahon is going figure out how to shove Haduken's into Monday Night Raw
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives actually *are* engaged in a War on Women, and for proof of that we need look no further than their greatest victim: Sarah Palin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When you have so few friends that you're reduced to inviting North Korea to the party it may be time to reflect on your life choices Mr. Putin
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Satan and the Illuminati are using My Little Pony to trick men into sexual confusion. Difficulty: I'm pretty sure this isn't satire
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(68)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
After Marshawn Lynch fulfills his Media Day obligation under the threat of a hefty fine, the NFL is considering fining Marshawn Lynch
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(210)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not to disagree with the fount of accuracy that is RT, but it's Jordan that offered an exchange with ISIS, not Japan
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(28)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For millennials, the new American dream is moving to Buffalo
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(187)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Joel Grey comes out - even Ric Romero already thought he did
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(75)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Farker's dog has cancer and will be crossing the rainbow bridge soon. Please Photoshop him so I can say goodbye with a smile
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If Brady wins the Superb Owl, the tradition is to go on Letterman the next day. Here's Letterman and Louis CK discussing deflated balls
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(15)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hottest new trend in fashion is gender-neutral clothing, so you don't have to marry someone before finding out what they look like in shapeless clothing with their hair cut short
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(51)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada suitably apologetic after it is named "20th least miserable country in world"
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(39)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police in Brazil raid a warehouse for stolen goods and find two American-made M-41 tanks
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(145)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
First Star Wars spin-off will follow the adventures of a young Han Solo... maybe. Very maybe
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(99)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
550 diamonds, 10 feet of gold wire and it still won't play Stairway To Heaven by itself
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(63)
 
(Watershed Post)
 
 
 
Zen monastery abbot steps down from post after admitting affair, will now devote himself to discovering the answer to "What is the sound of one hand fapping?"
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(18)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland's McDonald's closed in 2009, and the last burger was donated to the National Museum. Now it's on display at a local hostel, where people marvel at its pristine state. "Some people have even stolen some of the fries"
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What's happened since Republicans took full control of Congress has been ... the legislative equivalent of a banana peel, flailing arms, an upended bookcase, torn drapes and a slide across a laden banquet table into a wedding cake"
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(285)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
You just got in an accident. You're naked from the waist down. You are sitting on a bottle of booze. What could go wrong?
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
When trying to pick-up an underage girl, using a pseudonym of a wealthy individual never fails. Like, oh I don't know, Scrooge McDuck
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(45)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
What kind of sick person likes blowing up kittens? Apparently, all of us
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police dilemma: You have to pick up two offenders, one is a repeat sex offender, one is a 17-year-old girl. Which one do you handcuff?
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(103)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Amongst the medical devices found on the wreck of Blackbeard's ship is a "clyster pump," which was designed to squirt fluid up your arrrrrrse
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(56)
 
(Working Capital Review)
 
 
 
What do you talk to a robot about at the water cooler?
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(12)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas woman stabbed repeatedly as she was running on a treadmill. The suspect just came up out of nowhere on his stationary bicycle
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(26)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Six dead in Christmas tree fire in 16,000 sq ft home. Don't let this happen to you
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(64)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
One of the best films at Sundance this year was shot entirely on an iPhone
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(38)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Glad to see cops crack down on snow-shoveling kids, said no one ever
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Until now, paying for McDonald's drive-through food with live chickens was confined to some of the more rural areas of Kentucky
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(19)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bizarre, mythical creature attacked by chupacabra
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy famous for not being Moby now famous for being Peeping Tom
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(20)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
New wearable airbag protects the elderly from falling and not being able to get up
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This time the frontrunner for "saddest 2016 presidential campaign" is...no, not him. Or him. Or him or her or him and certainly not HER
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany's right-wing protesters accidentally march against right-wing extremism
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(60)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Nintendo continues to make a profit without actually making much money
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How any woman can bag the man of her dreams in just 60 days. You just have to have sex on the first date, pay for dinner and call him afterwards. Maybe wait a few days on that last one
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(207)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
To settle SEC allegations that it aided an abetted a customer's illegal "pump and dump" operation involving penny stocks, Oppenheimer Holdings will admit wrong doing and pay a fine of 20,000,000,000 cents
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy spends a year training his rabbit to bring him a beer. And you thought your day was wasted
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(16)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The back lot stage for the Mars landing in 2029 just caught fire, fell over and then sank into the swamp
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(22)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"Researchers say that the brain areas that are hyperactive in the case of drug addicts are also surprisingly busy in the case of individuals who are almost always on Facebook"
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(10)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alabama judge says it's "tyranny" that the Federal government is trying to prevent them from having bigoted homophobic laws
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(223)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A dramatic reading of the Onion's "All shall perish in the tempest" article by Mayor Bill DeBlasio
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(12)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jockey suspended for using a nail on a horse in 1994 accused of using an electric shocker on a horse in 2015. At least he's adapting to modern technology (autoplay video)
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Dutch artist who turned his dead cat Into a drone is keeping a badger In his freezer to build a submarine
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(42)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Battle between semi truck and wheelchair ends badly for the wheelchair
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rand Paul attacks the Earned Income tax Credit program as being "rife with fraud" citing a GAO report that showed that 25% of the payments made under the program were fraudulent. Of course the GAO report said no such thing
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