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500 headlines found matching 'A'
Wed June 03, 2015
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy friends
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mom ODs on heroin and facial warts while cooking kids dinner
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
Your FIRST EVER "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread kicks off tonight at 8 ET/7 CT with back-to-back Ring of Honor and Impact Wrestling on Destination America, followed by NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey. Chairshot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's STILL a LION! Stay in the car. AND KEEP THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP FFS
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup Finals game 1: It's the Blackhawks and their experience versus the Lightning and their speed.. It's all come down to this.. 1st with four wins gets their names on the Cup. From Tampa tonight at 8:00ET. "LETS GO HOC-KEY"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We are the 30%
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disney to IT workers: You're being laid off, but could you please stay on for a couple months to train your H-1B temporary visa replacements?
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(96)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: where the fish are fish, the teenagers are teenagers, and the teenagers are occasionally smacked unconscious by the fish
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Bridgeport, CT, you're the worst destination in America for a summer vacation. Whew, lucky they told me, hope there's still rooms available in Newark
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Good news: activists have revived an organism thought to have died out in Europe. Not so fast: Activists are anti-vaxxers, and the organism is diphtheria
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(105)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Tragedy today, as Queen Elizabrth was eaten by wolves. She was delicious"
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(44)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nimoy's son starts kickstarter for Spockumentary
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Renly Baratheon is not happy with current events on Game of Thrones, and he's still rooting against Stannis
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(30)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
In an attempt to up the "redneck factor" of the lottery, Indiana debuts Bacon Scent Lottery Tickets
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(68)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man, who makes swords for a living, committed hotel rewards points fraud to get gift cards for Applebees. That's a lot of work just for some mozzarella sticks
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FOXNews will subject to the Duggars to "tough questions" like "Do you approve of liberals in the White House?" and "Are you planning on any more children?"
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Bobby Flay learns that revenge is a dish best served cold
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Weird. I just got a text message alert dated 6/4/2015 11:32 AM saying something about black holes
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(46)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Every 'kiss' begins with 'Kay', but every 'NYC police steal dead man's credit card to buy diamond ring at Zales' begins with 'NYC police'
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL: "Yahoo, we're gonna live stream a football game on the interwebs." NFL fans: "Ugh, Jaguars vs Bills?"
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
If you got your airbag replaced in the Takata recall, you may need to get it re-replaced
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Corroded seals refurbished to original condition
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here's an Armadillo trying to climb a slippery slope
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Made-for-Fark headline: "Drunk hedgehog found covered in booze, unable to explain where he'd been"
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(78)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
Can't sleep? Your brain is too fast. Put on this hat and...ahhhh
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(57)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Democrats are too liberal for Bill Clinton" except when it comes to sexual healing. When Bill gets that feeling, mmm, sexual healing
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(86)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Warrants issued for several parents for the crime of cheering on their kids at their high school graduation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Impartial" DNC finance chief isn't
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Want a little estate for a weekend getaway? There's one available in Palm Desert that Sinatra built his way
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazing camouflage artist makes himself invisible in unlikely places. Either that, or he's actually a Predator and we're all boned
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(57)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Humanity has been pushed to the edge of extinction by international corporations tricking us into using contraception
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(144)
 
(Daily Sheeple)
 
 
 
Florida court rules that while unfair, it is against international law to live off the grid. That sound you just heard was thousands of Amish collectively going, "WTF?"
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(135)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gandalf and Dumbledore to be married in front of Westboro Baptist. No word on the levels of outrage expected once they start playing with each other's wands
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks that FARK has a real slam dunk with this headline: "Kobe Bryant decides to spend one more year on the Lakers' injured-reserve list"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Home Depot: You can do this. We can OWWW stop that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
While Louisiana's economy burns, Bobby Jindal asks Twitter followers to wish Duck Dynasty a "happy birthday" by donating to his presidential campaign
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Before Tron, before War Games, there was the original video game movie: Jaws
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
It's kind of fascinating to watch a four-foot snake swallow an entire whole egg. Just not in your own kitchen
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(55)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Red Sox, who make Toronto look like they could win the Pennant (wait for laughs), promise that they won't send GM Farrell to Pawtucket
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The human body is buoyant. It can float. Unfortunately, so can a casket
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(78)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Seattle manager is told to take a walk after epic base-on-balls tantrum. It's another classic Lloyd McClendon performance art piece
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, the important thing about this story is that apparently, the is a major player on Wall Street whose ACTUAL NAME is Muddy Waters, and no one is batting an eye
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the curmudgeonly investigative reporter who brought down Sepp Blatter, told FIFA to get off his lawn
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In the 'this is not news' dept.: Another GOP presidential contender will being throwing his hat in the ring, this time it's Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal who says he'll throw it in at the end of the month.. maybe. Told you it wasn't news
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So what does the new FREEDOM ACT do that the PATRIOT Act doesn't? Well, good thing you asked, citizen. Here's what FREEDOM means
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead accepted an honorary High School diploma decades after being kicked out for focusing on the High instead of the School. Then he ditched to play in a band. Some kids never learn
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable: "We're number one. We're number one"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This week's biggest political losers were Mitch "Yertel" McConnell and "Ayn" Rand Paul, whose arguments over the Patriot Act made both look like complete idiots and saw them walk away with nothing
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
In today's "news definitely, absolutely and in no way concocted by the makers of Viagra™", Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson just can't seem to lay off older men. But will you be ready?
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(54)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Godzilla given official citizenship by Japan - shame he's still not allowed into the US after that unsavory incident in 1998
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Red Cross raises half a billion for Haiti...and builds six houses with it. In other news, Red Cross names Sepp Blatter as new CEO
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
"What kind of mayor was Bernie Sanders?" A good one, a progressive one, an American one. Bernie Sanders: I looked like Gene Wilder in 1981
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
"We will still be the most lethal fighting force the world has ever known even if our belts don't match for the next few years"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine is about to become the sixth state to approve permitless, or "constitutional" carry
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Look what you can't find on Google anymore
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Say, didn't Paul Krugman tell us that ObamaCare rate shocks would never happen?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's always fun to see a MLB player start his career with a single in his very first at-bat. It's even better to see him hit a home run in his second at-bat
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(23)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Fallout 4 be announced? Will we get Fallout: The App. Will we get to go into the Commonwealth? It's the final countdown thread. (countdown ends at 10am)
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(368)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch InBev fires boss of its German operation after he was arrested for drunk driving
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to receive the "ESPY" award for courage. Not for coming out as a transsexual, but for tolerating the antics of Kim and Kanye
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, little people and serfs - do make way for Madame Hillary as her photo-op is far more important than your piddling little kids' event that you'd been planning for 18 months
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(136)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Not news: Company runs furniture-building sweatshop. News: Using 8 year olds. Fark: Trees
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(11)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Drones are the newest weapon in the fight against Chinese exam cheaters
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this decorated pair
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(46)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
And then, there's "so drunk you set up your own fake DUI checkpoint"
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(46)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That's some hare
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South West and Southby South West
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: the ice-bucket challenge. New Hotness: the hold a can of Coke between your boobs challenge (not safe for work pics)
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(210)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Rare ugly-ass oarfish washes ashore on Catalina Island, well just check it out for yourself
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Bush's approval rating has gone sharply up
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama's approval ratings have gone sharply down
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(35)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj perpetuates the myth of the female orgasm
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A rare, in-depth interview into the psyche of Robin Williams by Dr. Pamela Connolly of San Francisco, taped for educational use in the late 2000s. "It was pretty lonely. I was on my own, pretty much most of the time"
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(11)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Father accused of losing his shiat because his son wasn't potty trained
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(100)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. But even the most skillful attorney can't get one to indict a 33-year-old yoga teacher of drunkenly performing oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a Bar Mitzvah party
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(136)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Mother accused of mailing marijuana to jail inside a Bible. Holy smokes
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum thinks the Pope should leave science to the scientists. The Pope that has a masters degree in Chemistry
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(122)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Michael Dorn wants to make a Star Trek series that focuses on Captain Worf (video interview)
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(110)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This seal is carrying a sensor to help scientists study the seas near Antarctica, and he seems pretty pissed off about it
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lead role cast for Harry potter spin-off film, "Fantastic Franchise Profits and Where To Find Them"
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
France is trolling Francis. Will they get a bite?
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(23)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight extremely underage drinking, governor blocks bill that would allow baby pictures on beer bottles
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(35)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Someone is covertly choking chickens in South Carolina
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(28)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Representative Peter King keeps it classy in his gloating over the renewal of the Patriot Act
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(71)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Manatee teen pregnancy emerging from the shadows"
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(22)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, Georgia's open carry law DOES extend to the world's busiest airport. You can even bring your AR-15
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(297)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
The most obvious person to play a half-Asian living in Hawaii? Emma Stone, of course. Duh
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(109)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Antique store claims to have Eva Braun's panties for sale, says they're guaranteed to raise a fuhrer
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(34)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beard Cap cuts 'facial hair-drag' for hipster swimmers
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cam Newton now has 103 million reasons why he's better than your QB
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you're like most Americans, you don't know who's playing in 2015 Stanley Cup, and don't really care. Here's an analysis of uniforms to let you pick a favorite based on aesthetic appeal, with Top 10 fashion storylines to follow as series progresses
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(71)
 
(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Controversial new drug referred to as "Viagra for women" under FDA scrutiny. The drug, called "red wine," allegedly increases a woman's libido
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(91)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
If the photos aren't good enough, you're not close enough--and Yellowstone's bison will definitely tell you when your photos are really, really good
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(68)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Disappointed the hoverboard is still unavailable? Content yourself with a working model "tricycle hovercraft" that looks suspiciously like a Speeder Bike
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(26)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Walmart asks suppliers of animal products to treat their animals better than Walmart treats its employees
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(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
I know, let's put a mirror in the jungle and see if anything notices
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(22)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Pilot unaware of midair collision until after landing, when he found himself parked on top of the other plane
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns sign 9-year-old fan to one day deal through Make-A-Wish foundation. NFL analysts call it the best signing move made by Cleveland in decades
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oxford U's Vice-Chancellor thinks Americans overreacted to 9/11 because they aren't as resilient as Brits. Which explains that tame and balanced reaction to Northern Ireland and the IRA
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(119)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Infinite Crisis turns out to be remarkably finite after all
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(52)
 
(The Toast)
 
 
 
Ask your doctor if fasting spittle is right for you
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(11)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens fast-paced small-format coffee shop in heart of Wall Street, dubs it "espresso shot" version of the Starbucks experience
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Olympic gymnast Nastia Liukin, now engaged and deciding on a wedding date, says she's still flexible for the honeymoon
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(24)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That sweet new "solar bike path" your idiot Facebook friends greengasmed about and shared all over the place? Yeah, it's bullshiat
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(130)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Sure you've heard about being brainless, probably even know a few, but have you ever heard about having your brain too full?
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Poll showing overwhelming bipartisan support for campaign finance reform clearly only polled the 99%
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(109)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Lil Wayne starts fight with referee at charity basketball game. What charity, you ask?
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Polling says Americans want media coverage to mostly focus on the issues this election season. "Hillary Clinton's wrinkles, you say? You got it" -Media
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(58)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA Orion spacecraft thermal window inspection
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
School kitchen manager fired for giving lunches to hungry children without money
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(337)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
The infidels will bow in terror at the almighty power of Croutons
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times is all pearl-clutchy because illegal immigrants in several states now have the right to be jerked around by the DMV same as everybody else
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Being a negative nancy may have a downside
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(73)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's transition into Caitlyn Jenner is a sin against God on par with molesting children according to -- well, THIS is awkward -- the pastor who runs the church that the Duggar family attends
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(320)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Border agents seize 3,500 pounds of marijuana hidden in lettuce truck, but suspect it's just the tip of the iceberg
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's no telling the shenanigans a terrorist would get up to if he had access to a Massachusetts CVS
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(46)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Now we know how reindeer can fly
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(21)
 
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
LinkedIn reacts to low usage by trying to scare people into logging in. Mainstream media totally helps out
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because after a hard day at work, you want to relax in front of the fireplace on your private jet
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(9)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Fashion superpower unveils its Fall 2015 lineup. Verdict: Muted earth tones are in; velcro is out
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four injured by fawlty rollercoaster at Alton Towers
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(51)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee tells religious crowd he fantasized about being transgender in high school...so he could "shower with the girls"
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(294)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Another reason to pull your damn pants up
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(43)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Step on a crack break your mother's back. Step on a NYC sidewalk grating.. fall 20 feet down a hole and seriously hurt yourself
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(46)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Midwest avian flu outbreak causing egg prices to eggsplode
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(72)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't Mess with Texas...........Geese
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Here are 100 eggcorns that pass mustard
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Guide to Windows 10 free upgrade to the left, first world problems to the right
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(152)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Aramark is the proud souvenir sponsor of Popealooza 2015. Get your pope on a rope while they last
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(15)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Photoshop this engineering feat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees embarrass the king. This is not a repeat from 1783
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height. Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring. Up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear, oh... Oh, OH HOLY CRAP
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks: $100,000 to anyone who can supply the secret Obama TPP documents which threaten to kill us all
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(151)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Today's reason We're All Gonna Die (tm) is: "A continental collision" between the North American and Pacific tectonic plates causing massive earthquakes that trigger monster tsunamis that drown the West Coast of the U.S
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(Africa Geographic)
 
 
 
South Africa decides not to punish the killer of an American woman on grounds that she was a farking moron who had it coming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane: "I'm being declared a genius on a network that airs Duck Dynasty, a show whose cast members believe hurricanes are created by gay marriage. I wish I were joking"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here, we see a newly discovered marsupial, known for suicidal, 14-hour-long sex sessions. And across the ridge, we find a standard Farker, who is winded after 3 minutes of sex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had Drake Bell as the first "celebrity" to tweet something offensive about Caitlyn Jenner for attention, step up and collect your prize. And, also, I'd like to know how you knew who the hell Drake Bell is
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
JFK, 1960: "I'm proud to say I'm a 'Liberal.'" Ted Cruz, 2015: "JFK would be a Republican today"
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(149)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
War. War never changes. Fallout 4 is coming
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(179)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson switches his mind and shows up for OTAs
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A couple whose rat-infested garden has been piled high with junk for five years have been branded the filthiest in Britain. Their response? WooHoo we're #1
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Government of Brownbackistan collapses. Local warlords assume control of key infrastructure
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(221)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Protip: there's a difference between dental health and mental health. We're looking at you, mister dentist's office masturbator
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(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why we're suspending the 'Run Warren Run' campaign" Because you were rejected more times than a nerd asking out the head cheerleader in a 1980s coming of age movie?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever seen a pigeon's genitals? ISIS is worried that you might
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can stop worrying about those mysterious aircraft flying over U.S. cities and spying on people. It's just the FBI
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(51)
 
(History Today)
 
 
 
Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel: Bootlegger, gangster, builder of casinos, Nazi hunter ... wait, what?
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(34)
 
(Heavy)
 
 
 
TSA calling in fake airline threats today to cover up for their embarrassing DHS review
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(56)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Seems like anything can get a makeover, even the American Mafia
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(11)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Yeah, so one of our cops beat a dude up and now we're out a bunch of cash. Meaning that you, the taxpayer, are out a bunch of cash"
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(102)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to praise a police blotter?"
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(55)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
NewsFlash
 
FIFA evacuates its Blatter
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(486)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
KC Royals fans continue stuffing the All-Star ballot box, their faces
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(24)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Stop making Rand Paul a thing. He's not a thing and if you keep this up, we'll never get rid of him
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(102)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott hosts Republican presidential hopefuls at Walt Disney World, confusing election watchers who can't tell Sleepy from Dopey and think they're all Goofy
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(151)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates fan goes full Steve Bartman, gets thrown out for interfering with play
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(28)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Losing to 21 in blackjack is just unlucky. Losing to 21 in baseball is just plain embarrassing
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Political Science proves that lots of people hate Hillary Clinton and lots of people love Hillary Clinton. More on this fascinating story as 2016 approaches
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(111)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wall Street bets that a Federal bankruptcy judge finally buries Caesars
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(26)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
First look at DC Comics' version of Superman, circa 2015. Comic fans will note Clark Kent beat all these guys up on his way to Zod decades ago
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(91)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why I do say, I find that Rand Paul fella just loony patoony. Is it my fault that he's so gosh-darned silly? Why I do believe all this talk of Rand is givin' me the vapors *fans self wildly*
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(51)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bad - you're being taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Worse - the ambulance hits a bus and flips several times
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(55)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
ThinkGeek turns down $122 Million cash from HotTopic, takes $140 Million in store credit from Gamestop instead
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(53)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marwin Gonzalez nabs grounder, makes no-look throw to first base. Eyes? Who needs 'em?
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(6)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The limits of Religious Freedom" It's all good as long as Jesus does it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UFO nuts ease up on the tin-foil today, NASA is just testing a revolutionary 'flying saucer' for a possible Mars mission
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US to Syria: Stop hitting yourself
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(30)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spanish economy finally awakens from its siesta
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(8)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Chemical companies to write own chemical safety standards with the new "We're going to soooooo screw over the American people" act
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(Newser)
 
 
 
After massive security failure, TSA tells its acting director to remove shoes, hat, all government ID
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(171)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler's contempt for his handful of fans and idiotic audiences has made him box office poison, though most people with taste already knew that
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(154)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"JFK, had he lived, would have been 12 times as rich as wealthiest 2016 candidate"
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(69)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hello, class of 2015. 2/3 of you are bad and you should feel bad
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(112)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Netflix begins testing in-house ads. The free show is over
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(142)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: Performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(117)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
How did MAD MAX: Fury Road make everyone fall in love with it? Here's a hint: It begins with a "g" and ends with a "g" and the middle is "ood cinematography and editin"
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(185)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman charged with driving under the influence ... of whipped cream
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(77)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Texas pulls the plug on Tesla selling cars directly
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina close to passing anti-abortion legislation, but will have to wait 72 hours before they decide whether it's a good idea or not
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(334)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A guide to the filming locations for every Game of Thrones area. Apparently King's Landing exists in five different countries
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(115)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Today is international Leave Work Early day, so let's all celebrate by clocking out early and meeting at the bar for a drink
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Negative, Maverickski, the pattern is full
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Hamas basically admits that they refuse to rebuild parts of Gaza and deliberately keep the residents there poor as an open air zoo for the world media, governments and leftist groups
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The founder of the Men's Wearhouse creates an app that sends a tailor to your home to help with ill-fitting clothes
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(14)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sometimes the only way to stop your drunk mom from driving everyone to the store to get outfits for the sixth-grade graduation is to punch her in the face
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you're on a driving lesson and your car gets run over by a tank?
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(77)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: "Rick Perry is responsible for the flooding in Texas"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you're in prison and decide to be your own attorney during your murder trial, don't whine to the judge that your incarceration has presented obstacles in gathering and reviewing evidence you need to prepare your defense
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(Ride Apart)
 
Video
 
Texting, bikers, lane splitting, BMW drivers, LA....a little something for everyone to hate in this video
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(63)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative outreach continues as... Ah fark it, this isn't even funny anymore. Actual headline: "There's no 'gender pay gap', but here are 11 reasons why there should be". Bonus reference to men's "pole tax"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today's unfounded freakout for preppers: Obama's taking away our wood-burning stoves
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah so we're sorry that we didn't get a hold of you over the last 10 years to let you know that your daughter is in our foster care system. It's awesome that you reached out. There's just the small matter of a $7,800 bill. So yeah
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Belgium asks, "Who the fark still uses a payphone?"
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman ordered to serve two weeks behind bars for having outrageously loud sex: "Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up. This lasted ten minutes" (w/pic of Gemma)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Family forced to flee from house when can of deodorant explodes and sets kitchen on fire. Investigators ask them all to raise their hands if they're sure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Julie Harris, who was a Oscar-winning costume designer of the swinging 1960s London, will now design shagadelic clothes for God
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(European Union Times)
 
 
 
John Kerry didn't suffer a "broken leg" in a "bicycle accident," but is in fact gravely ill after a plotted attempt on his life during a secret meeting with a top ISIS commander
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Colorado high school principal stops valedictorian from speaking, outs him to parents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why did London's last wild colony of hedgehogs cross the road? They never did, and that's why they're still live hedgies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This stair-climbing wheelchair just made the world a bit more accessible for everyone who has a stair-climbing wheelchair. Which is, like, maybe one guy?
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old support worker loses half her body weight after giving up 1,095 candy bars per year habit, starting the Cambridge Weight Plan: "I'm saving up money I would have spent on chocolate to see my dad in Florida later this year" (w/pics)
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
How an $85 traffic fine will cost you $499, even if you pay it on time
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(54)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey FEMA: Not to tell you how to do your job, but if you schedule a meeting with homeowners about the massive flood damage to their homes, it helps if you actually show up for the meeting
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Happy hours may soon again be legal in Illinois
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(21)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
KFC to Chinese businesses: "No, we don't raise mutant chickens with extra legs and wings. So please accept this $245,000 lawsuit with our best wishes"
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UAB football will not get the death penalty after all, but they won't play until 2016
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(26)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
As the Western drought continues, whitewater rafting companies are adapting to lower water levels. The new model seems to be an inner tube with a beer cooler tied to it
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(42)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
You're all alone at the funeral home saying goodbye to the last of your loved ones and you're all alone in the world now except for Lulu the comfort dog who's there by your side in case you need her
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(19)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Up next in Hollywood's attempt to destroy every awesome '80s and early '90s movie with a remake is "Big Trouble in Little China," with The Rock to play the role of Jack Burton
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Your cat is infecting your body with parasites while you sleep. "I don't think we can take it for granted anymore that these parasites are sitting in our heads for the rest of our lives doing nothing"
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Mon June 01, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest product to be delivered by bicycle in NYC? Mattresses. Seriously, no springs attached
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(28)
 
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
After learning about the fire at the Apple plant in Texas last week, North Carolina's Apple data center hopes to avoid patent litigation by going with a chlorine leak instead
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(9)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
You're more than welcome to come to a Tampa Bay Lightning playoff game, but you must be from the area and look the part
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(80)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists manage to successfully grow politician brains from stem cells
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(11)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy comes out of his ranch bunker to tell everybody one more thing he knows about the Negro
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(198)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Please sir, can we have some more Cinematic Universes?
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(63)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
And America's most atheist city is also its most anti-homeless. Gentlemen, raise your colanders to Seattle
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(197)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I'm stuck to my bike. I'm so very scared. Help (not safe for work)
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(43)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese seismologists say last week's 8.1 deep-focus earthquake was first in recorded history to be felt in all 47 prefectures. Take that, Wimp-zilla
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's interview with the Des Moines Register -- annotated for truthiness
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After males say, "I'm not getting near that thing," female sawfish resort to virgin births
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia now insists that they were invited into Czechoslovakia in 1968 to install freedom. You can ask the Czechs, they were fine with it, punch and pie were served
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The NRA is terrified that Obama will take away guns from the crazy people at the NRA
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(165)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark your earholes with FarkCast
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(26)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Wackos inundate California town after city council outlaws space-based weapons. Mayor Butt calls for calm
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(75)
 
(Tech Frag)
 
 
 
Google and Levi's team up to create smart pants, ideal for covering up your dumb ass
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(42)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Visiting a quaint New England town for your friend's wedding? Locals don't cotton to your big city, pooping on the shelves at the Rite Aid, ways
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(32)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Muslim woman denied can of soda on an United Airlines flight for fear she could go Mentos
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(141)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans: The Kansas Supreme Court has challenged our crazy tax slashing agenda, let's replace all of them. Brilliant
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(128)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What wacky hijinks will Dean Ambrose be up to with the stolen belt? What will Hamlet Cena say while he makes sad faces? What will The New Day drink from their flutes? Tonight RAW IS OWENS (8:00 PM ET on USA Network/pre-show 7:30 PM )
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
NewsFlash
 
Either Godzilla's waking up, or there were just a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon Coast. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(136)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You had one job. ONE JOB
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(156)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EL James to release fanfic based on her earlier fanfic. We're through the moist, throbbing wormhole
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Guy seeking to cash in on "Right-Wing Gullibility Syndrome" by announcing he was hosting a "freedom rally" with a "draw Mohammad contest" and then setting up a Gofundme asking for $10 mil to keep "his family safe" manages to raise..uh .300 bucks
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(105)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Woman riding her bike 4,600 miles starting in Denver, Colorado and ending in Anchorage, Alaska to raise money for the Colorado Nepal Alliance's Earthquake Relief Effort. "It seems more fun than riding across Kansas"
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The only thing cooler than watching Lionel Messi score a fantastic goal in the Copa del Rey finals is watching it called by 16 different international broadcast teams
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, who apparently never got around to reading the Constitution while serving as a US Representative, is upset we can't force recent immigrants to "assimilate" by adopting "America's predominant religion," Christianity
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(151)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another parachutist injured at Skydive DeLand, as DeLanding continues to be the source of the problems
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gosh golly, it's Hop-Con 3.0: The w00tstout Launch Festival in San Diego on July 8th. Get your tickets before they run out
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new viral craze is sweeping across Korea; EVERYBODY PANIC
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(44)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How the brightest galaxy in the Universe got to be that way, and why it won't stay that way for long
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(19)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meditating 'energy healer' discovers that everything in the cosmos is interconnected, especially the lake and her Hyundai since she didn't set the parking brake while meditating
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(32)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to save water in the California drought? Put in a pool
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(79)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Congressional intern arrested for exercising constitutionally-protected right
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(76)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Cat's got the right reaction to this
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Murder suspect claims he is innocent because he doesn't like pizza. Which is absurd. Who doesn't like pizza?
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(60)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ there's a lion in the car
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(68)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mets' pitcher Bartolo Colón runs all the way to second base on a double. And a good time was had by all
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Ancient cave paintings
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(30)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
A sequel to XCOM: Enemy Unknown is coming soon, to frustrate another generation of gamers
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(The Awesomer)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to watch 11,000 marbles running through a gigantic maze
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(31)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll see your 'college students build free artificial arm' and raise you 'high school students build artificial arm.'
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(25)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why, I do declare this Republican presidential race is heating up. Why, if I don't have a sip of this here glass of sweet tea, I might just get the vapors"
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(189)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This supercut of tautology from The Wire is a supercut of tautology from The Wire
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(39)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner will now be Caitlyn Jenner, with a C instead of a K. Kris's eyebrow would twitch if it weren't frozen with Botox
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(488)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
In his first sentence, Neal Stephenson blows up the moon. It gets better
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(107)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
You must be crazy in the head if you think Klay Thompson isn't playing Game 1 of the NBA Finals
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(17)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two million new people have moved to Florida in the ten years since a hurricane last made landfall in 2005. Some people think this will not end well
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(231)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's scarier, finding some drunk stranger in your bed when you get home or knowing that there are people out there that would take a selfie anywhere?
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(29)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
If Grexit is to be averted, the challenge posed by Brexit would already look significantly less daunting
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(42)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Solar plane grounded by clouds
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(65)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man enjoys a life of "gold farming," plants his butt in front of a computer to make loads of money a month playing online games all day. You too could enjoy this life if your basement is fertile enough
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wage inequality supporters emboldened by broken healthcare system
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(290)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's First World Problem: Today's bestsellers are "too big to be enjoyed." In other news, Slate has ADHD
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting totally wasted on a plane, stripping naked and urinating on Dolph Lundgren is no way to go through life, son
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(108)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loud noise linked to weight gain, according to a recent study at Buffalo Wild Wings on Super Bowl Sunday
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(34)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
29 obscure regional words and phrases we should start using. There's no honeyfuggling going on. That's a promise
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(27)
 
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
England paid the Queen $61 million last year, more than all but 6 global CEOs and 50% more than Marissa Mayer
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(97)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Was t.A.T.u.'s 2009 hit cover of The Smiths' "How Soon is Now?" actually sung by Vladimir Putin using cold war era "Chipmunks" technology?
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(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indiana baseball team gets out of a jam with 1-2-6-2, strike-'em-out, throw-'em-out, tag-'em-out triple play. Just like they drew it up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan: "Hey opposition, if you can find my golden toilet seat I will resign"
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(52)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Louis CK: I was gonna wait to shoot Season 5, but then I got high
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(48)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eva Braun's underwear may have been found in a Ohio thrift shop
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(83)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars are prone to cyberattacks, so enjoy your ride
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(52)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
For those of you on the dark side, let's shed some light about the colors of a Star Wars lightsaber
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Help! Subbing for AP Honors Law teacher today, they are working on Moot Court Oral Arguments I'm up shiat creek because I'm a choir teacher
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(180)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
How do you handle a guy with three balls?
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(32)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police say a teen stabbed a man in the chest and arm before leaving him to die after an argument over what? A) Money. B) Drugs. Or C) A cellphone
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(33)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver says he would do the unthinkable and the disgusting if World Cup sponsors booted FIFA president Sepp Blatter. That's right, Oliver would willingly drink Bud Light Lime
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(63)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One Million Moms gets thousands of signatures protesting Fox's Lucifer because it portrays him as the good guy, and not as how he appears in the Bible. You know, where he does nothing but watch God be a dick to Job and his family to win a bet
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines has gone "technically bankrupt" because its planes go "technically missing"
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(24)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Four & a half million people vote to decide the most talented act in Britain in 2015 . Behold the next boy band.....Oh, sorry, I mean dog
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(10)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
This nudist colony ad is like a lost sketch from "Mr. Show." Not safe for work and NSFE (Not Safe For Eyes)
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(32)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Heidi Klum, who is 41 kilograms today
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(22)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family accuses Petco of turning their Golden Retriever into a Dachshund dog because of groomer error
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(210)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's addicted to what and from where? No, Hentai is not a category and your mom's basement is not a region
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(50)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
During a tour stop in Israel, the Backstreet Boys decided to get baptized in the Dead Sea because they're as important as Jesus
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(86)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The Patriot Act has officially expired and NSA phone spying is dead at least for a couple days. Who are you going to call on Phone Freedom Day?
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(188)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Kardashian klown kar gets another passenger
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
An end to a touching story at Neverland Ranch, FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go, and Hooters waitress wants to put her organ into a male customer for a change: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/24 - 5/30
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Man who designed the MLB logo dies at age 82, is the first person to be associated with professional baseball past the age of 81 since Jamie Moyer
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's food packaging words which you are free to ignore are: `healthy choice', `natural', `gluten free', `no added sugar'
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Smash and grab" jewelry thieves lead police on a merry chase through a shopping mall. And yes, there's video
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train rider
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(20)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bashar al-Assad is only one or two steps away from losing Syria to ISIS
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(270)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Blogger mom is outraged that police won't allow her children to swim in a polluted creek filled with sharp rocks in the middle of a nature preserve. "What business does the state have telling responsible parents how to do their job?"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Divorce rates in Ontario set to go through roof as divorce lawyers argue in court against "archaic" law that won't allow them to offer no-win, no-fee billing
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If Obama is for it, then we're against it." Today's issue: Clean water
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(282)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Big Book of British Smiles has a new centerfold
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drug combination shrinks 60% of melanomas. Still no cure for... well this is a good start
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ex-FIFA vice president Jack Warner swallows the Onion, chokes up this bit of fried gold: "Nothing I have done within FIFA has been inconsistent with the international culture of FIFA"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Send a quart of cow manure in the mail to a neighbor in response to a lawsuit over your barking dog? That's a misdemeanor charge of third-degree harassment, a possible 30 days in jail and a $625 fine
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(47)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
CATS schedule changes take effect Monday. Instead of sleeping for 5 hours and getting up to eat before taking another nap they will now nap 6 hours and play for a bit and maybe get some lovin' after eating
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(17)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Andres becomes a giant
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(12)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
22-year-old Alabama man bludgeons mother to death after an argument about grades. Police have no information on which high school the man attends
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Busch league whining by Dodgers
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Carrion luggage found at Tokyo train station
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"They were my heroes today" Lee said. "They were able to get one right away and then after a lot of creative thinking they got three more"
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
College says Dennis Hastert's name is no longer associated with its Center for Economics, Government, and Public Policy
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(43)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes the third state to ban philosophical exemptions to vaccinations, joining West Virginia and Mississippi in the 21st century
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(59)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Rarely is something actually a true "epic fail." This guy surely had what it took
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(9)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
According to this intrepid sports reporter, Prince Fielder was allowed to bat twice in a row in today's Rangers win
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(6)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man cuts his daughter, stabs self in the neck at McDonald's. Probably after finding out what really goes in to those burgers and chicken nuggets
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The French conservative party UMP, whose members are apparently are just about as bright as American conservatives, officially change their party's name to "The Republicans"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dognapping in UK up 20 percent as thieves steal unattended pooches for easy money. Your dog wants stakes
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Camp Crystal Lake is about to be terrorized by a man in a hockey mask
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uganda hit by wave of naked elderly women protesting land seizures. Huge tracts of arid land
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pat Boone says he has helped black artists gain fame and earn money because he covered their songs
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Robo-teacher is coming but don't expect to be inspired." Well, we never really hoped for much out of the ones we got and we we were never disappointed, so we're ready for robo-mediocrity, sure, what the hell?
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Josh Dugger is "tormented by seamen"
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(84)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Part of New York highway to be named after Billy Joel
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(37)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In case the rest of the world wonders where Australia stands on same-sex marriage, here we have a bill being introduced to Parliament. Note our ruling party sitting on the right of the picture
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Good thing that woman sentenced to walk 30 miles for taxi fraud wasn't a Royal Marine. Wrecked 'er? It'd killer
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(29)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a cool vacation? Check out this vast warehouse tucked away in Alabama that is filled with America's lost luggage. And they sell stuff
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(35)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Egypt was humanity's gateway out of Africa, says anyone that has read a map
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(25)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Volusia county lifeguards had to rescue 32 people who thought they could swim on Saturday
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(21)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
How is all that critical, Life Or Death software actually tested?
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what it costs to turn your kid into one of those creepy child beauty queens. Price of your soul, cheap
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(29)
 
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
"How Homo sapiens became world's dominant species." Uh, I'm gonna guess because all those other hominids we only see in museums, we killed them, right? Like we kill EVERYTHING
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When an article opens with the words "Are these the world's most embarrassing tattoos?" you know somebody's needled (mildly not safe for work)
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(72)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
United Nations tells Britain, 'You know who ELSE walked out on the European Convention on Human Rights? No, guess"
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently being invaded by Russia hurts a country's economy. Who knew?
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Guat hunting' the latest craze right where you'd expect it
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(17)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Google's Skynet drone crash-landed in the desert and just like Google Plus, nobody noticed
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(2)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
As Jade Helm gobbles up Texas, Angel Thunder is set to devour Arizona
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beijing public smoking ban begins; is immediately broken four billion times
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(21)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
MIchelle Malkin employs Best Korea's worst 'Shoppers
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(115)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If Steve Jobs's death didn't ruin Apple, the iCar surely will"
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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(8)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
J-walk in front of a bicyclist? That's a stabbing
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News: Michigan cops legally rob "every belonging" from attractive medical marijuana patient/caregiver's home. Fark: They even take her vibrator. "Why take my vibrator?"
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(111)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Airbus A400M plane brought down in Spain blamed on the Airbus brain
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS recruiters on social media losing all kinds of cred when they reveal they don't speak Arabic, sort of a prerequisite in a job where you're quoting Allah at people all day
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(29)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The Canadian commission that has spent five years examining native residential schools, an issue that has already had commissions, says too many omissions, will recommend more commissions, perhaps commissions overseen by a commission
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(13)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two St. Louis Rams players go undercover as homeless players, learn quite a bit actually
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(15)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
"There's no way that we have been able to come up with to prevent idiots from riding around in cars with high-powered weapons shooting indiscriminately into homes and not caring where the bullets go"
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The most Texas possible response to the flooding: a genuine old-fashioned cattle drive
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(18)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott will sign the bill legalizing cannabis oil for epilepsy patients
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(18)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of Critics' Choice Awards winners, most of which sadly won't be nominated for an Emmy, like Archer and The Americans
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(51)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
When pressed, George R.R. Martin revealed one absent character from his books that he wished were on 'Game of Thrones.' Then another. Then another. Then another
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(87)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas Legislature: "Taxing businesses? Idiotic. Taxing hospitals, schools, and the Boy Scouts? Savvy"
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chinese inventor wants to bring high-end electric scooters to the west for $1,000 apiece: "Li's offering has a design that evokes comparisons to the Vespa and will be powered by the same lithium-ion batteries that go into the Tesla Model S"
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(37)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Human remains wash up in Oklahoma flood waters... 1000 year old ancient Indian remains. Paging Mr Spielberg and Mr Hooper
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(15)
 
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Benjamin Netanyahu, who was for a Palestinian state before he was absolutely against it, is now committed to a Palestinian state. Subby's pretty sure of someone who should be committed
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(145)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp*
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(13)
 
(Greensboro News-Record)
 
 
 
Thirty years later, STILL the weirdest true-crime story you've ever heard of (Some graphic images/content)
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(36)
 
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Woman steals headstones from veterans' graves to surround her fire pit. Let's just hope her husband doesn't get mad that she was arrested
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(35)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Jonathan Slinger: 'I modelled Willy Wonka on David Bowie'"
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(27)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Because sometimes you just have to get nude while at the park, yell and babble to yourself
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(21)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California state legislature hires two part-time workers whose sole job is to drive lawmakers home after putting in a long night of getting thoroughly blasted on behalf of their constituents
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(43)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Van Dammit we're not getting divorced
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(2)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand midwives will be held accountable if they spread anti-vax propaganda, measles
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(31)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Six Things I Learned by Having My Penis Surgically Rem--"SWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PIMPED-OUT POGO STICK (Some Not safe for work content)
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(63)
 
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress has officially adjourned with no vote on the Patriot Act extension. As of midnight EST, feel free to resume sending your dick pics
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(225)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa admits paying a $10M bribe to FIFA to secure the 2010 World Cup awarBZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
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(28)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Oliver Twist scenarios" are taking place on Britain's streets as children are tasked with pickpocketing, shoplifting and begging the question for Americans as to who this Oliver Twist is
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(42)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Polish painter covers home in aluminum foil, calls it art
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto suburb should have paid the $5/week Bear Patrol tax
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that just like you, HIV has a weakness: its sweet tooth
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(6)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The home of heavy metal is now in South Korea
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(11)
 
(HBO)
 
 
 
With FIFA and the NSA last week, is there enough time for John Oliver tonight? Find out on "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, HBO, 11 PM ET
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(9)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The world's elderly are on a crime spree"
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(34)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Because everyone deserves to drive, even people who take SIXTEEN times to pass their driving test
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(39)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Student kills bookies by finding a 2000:1 odds on Roger Federer to win a set at Rome Masters, only bets a dollar, bookies still refuse to pay out
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Running garden hose allows responsible parties to dodge blame for landslide
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off carjacker, then things get weird
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Good friend of Farkette has a chance to go work with Henson Muppeteers but doesn't have the money for travel. Please consider helping her along
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
If you're driving a busload of passengers down an interstate and drop your water bottle, just let it go, man, 'cause it's gone (at least until you can pull over)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
China is developing an ATM with facial recognition technology
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(Omaha World Herald)