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Thu October 02, 2014
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hundreds of police departments have quietly been trying to return tanks, MRAPs, and other surplus weaponry. Pentagon: Read the fine print boys, no returns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crime statistics show that kids in Britain are racking up their first drunk-driving charges around the time of their 12th birthday. They grow up so fast these days
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(9)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 491: "Can't See the Forest for the Trees". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 01, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How do you make a swaying walkway suspended 600 feet above the ground even more fun? Add a see-through glass floor
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jury decides you cannot stand your ground against an unarmed teenager who was playing his music too loud for your tastes
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(83)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
7-Eleven wants its customers to make healthier choices. Yes, the same company that decided to deep-fry nacho cheese Doritos and stuff them with congealed cheese sauce wants people to be healthier
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(36)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German police suspect Nazis of Reichstag attack. This is not a repeat from 1933
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(26)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Are you heading to the World Fark Party IV in Chicago? Well here are 26 things you will never be able to explain to a Chicagoan, well besides Kanye
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey Mr/Mrs Gullible, here are 11 signs your partner is taking you for a fool and lying to you
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(50)
 
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese Bullet Train turns 50. America celebrates by spending another $30 billion in feasibility studies to gain initial insight into possibly spending more money to determine if it's worth spending even more money to do more feasibility studies
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Three children were told to "Go away," by a mysterious voice when they went to open the door to a backyard tree house. The Keebler Elves can be real dicks when they want to be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian military magazine cover
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can't track periods in Apple's health app. No word on colons, either
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(129)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"He's a very good dog. He'll be a very good mayor"
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(25)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis, Mo announces it will forgive all outstanding arrest warrants for people charged with non-violent, municipal offenses- all 220,000 of them. St Louis, by the way, only has a population of 318,416 people
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(50)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Shot police dog receives Purple Heart, would have preferred steak
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(22)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A true visionary constantly hones and crafts his art. Especially that crazy dude dancing with that sign on the side of the road
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Health officials say Dallas Ebola patient came into contact with 12 to 18 people as he started to show symptoms. (w/ cool commemorative wall calendar)
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(299)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Hot sexy bare bellies and sweaty hairy chests, this NYC Cabby pinup calendar for 2015 has them
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Embroidery is a quaint art that celebrates our pastoral creativity. Just kidding, it's all nipples and asses now. (Not safe for work photos)
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(47)
 
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Secret Service Director Julia Pierson jumps the fence
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(291)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier in a shockwave
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(16)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Revenge is a dish best... oh wait. Ramen is a dish best served cold
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(66)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Parents give paintbrush to child who ends up painting like Monet
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(92)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Where your "hot coffee" insurance fraud story always falls apart
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parenting in the age of iOnion on your belt
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the golf club-wielding maniac
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(41)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Forget Ebola, something far more worrying is infecting pilgrims in Mecca - Hajj selfie fever
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(34)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When the cops have raided your massage parlor for the eighth time since 2002, there's just not going to be a happy ending
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party - Official Agenda (re-posted for the folks who missed the one last night)
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(59)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
12 injured in knife attack outside KFC. Officials investigating how many herbs and spices suspect had ingested
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Viagra can make you go blind, according to scientists, but it does stop you rolling out of bed
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(52)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After more than 70 years, Tom and Jerry cartoons will now carry warnings telling viewers some of it might be a little racist
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(228)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey mon. Didya 'ear that Jamaica is goin' to legalize it? Yeah mon
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vegan, gluten-free gluten. We've hit peak hipster
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(78)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
You invite a man into your home and then get a recorded message from the police about a dangerous fugitive in the area. What do you do?
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man pans for gold for 18 months to make fiancee's wedding ring, hopes that he's the only gold digger in the family
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(29)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Terrible slide show shows why you had terrible, horrible parents. For those of you lucky enough to have had parents
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
While the rank-and-file of Best Korea starve, Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un 'so fat he has fractured his ankles'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boston Herald: "Should we not have run that Obama / watermelon cartoon? Was that wrong?"
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(269)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Diaper Sniper is about to collide with Bow Season. Let's see if anything interesting happens
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(77)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Where is the last place you would want displays which are susceptible to interference from Wi-Fi frequencies, transmissions from mobile phones, weather radar, and mobile satellite communications?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What perfect jokes do you have planned for highly unlikely situations? For example, if I'm ever in posession of a severed head in a box, I'm gonna say 'mekka lekka hai mekka hiney ho' about a hundred times
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Thief was smart enough to reposition security cameras so they didn't catch his face. However, he just happened to redirect the cameras at a huge mirror he was standing near
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
German city offers homeless people free beer and cigarettes to clean the streets. No word on whether nice, brown uniforms will be issued at any point
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual 'Stores will make employees work all day on Thanksgiving because our society is going down the toilet' discussion
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Austrian pilot becomes the first person to fly a hot air balloon ... underground
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Around The World: EuroFark 2014 - Oct 3-5 - Prague, Czech Republic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maximum trolling: Hong Kong district councillor unfurls yellow umbrella in support of Hong Kong democracy -- right in the middle of China's National Day celebrations. Hero tag kowtows before his greatness
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(63)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ten things you should know about Ebola, including don't have sex with any chimpanzees, gorillas, bats, monkeys, forest antelope and/or porcupines
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Radio talk show host says legalizing marijuana will bring down our democracy, but you should hear how playful he gets when you bring up the topic of liquor. "Whatever you are pouring"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A pod of 50 whales in the Gulf of Mexico might turn out to be a new and endangered species. Japan and Iceland spotted polishing their harpoons
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Chinese officials body search 10,000 pigeons before National Day ceremony after one was heard saying "Coup, Coup"
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(23)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop what these kids are really watching
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Historian finds no mention of Jesus Christ in 126 historical texts, concludes Jesus was a purely fictional character, like leprechauns or Eskimos
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's most British rescue ever, two walkers winched to safety in Dumfries after one clinged to a shepherd's crook
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(22)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russia is running out of forest. RUN FORREST RUN
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(49)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Things to expect when running a grow op from your house: 1. High humidity. 2. Home invasions. 3. Police finding your grow op when you call them regarding a home invasion
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Utah man unwittingly fails lye detector test
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(24)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Cool: Police officer saves toddler's life. Fark: While driving to the hospital, one hand on the wheel and the other doing two-finger compressions on the kid in the back. Ta-da, indeed
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Feds release a searchable database that shows how much your doctors get paid by drug companies to push their meds. No, your weed dealer is not in there
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Could you and your significant other commit to having sex every day, for 30 days? Well, that's the challenge taken by 40,000 Australian couples
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Van Der Sloot: convicted murderer, alleged extortionist, suspected rapist, accomplice to fatherhood
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Since no one asked where the walruses have gone, here are 35,000 of them. On one beach in Alaska
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
California mayor, married almost 30 years to his high school sweetheart, receives early anniversary gift of lead
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. "Real Housewives of Orange County" braces for cancellation
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(155)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Employers need to allow employees to start taking a pre-vacation before their vacations. Because we are just that overworked
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(93)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Firefighters free very relieved pothead
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