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Wed September 02, 2015
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some hippy claims that wind and solar power will be cost effective one day. And by "hippy" I mean the U.S. Energy Secretary. And by "one day" he means today
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fruit foul-up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida woman determined to blow off charges of drunk driving, drug possession
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
ISIS unveils its new currency with gold, silver and copper coins. People are again reminded to always call 'tails' in a coin toss
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Need to fake being pregnant with triplets to impress family, friends and strangers? Go to FakeABaby.com
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It turns out, people creating doctored videos to slander women's health organizations may actually be liable for damages after all
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Monsanto's new super-broccoli packed with engineered nutrients to help you fight cancer and cholesterol, glow in the dark, make you immune to joy, communicate with squids, sweat pharmaceuticals, grow third eye and/or testicle on forehead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey finds violent baby names are on the rise in America, such as Trigger, Shooter, Caliber, and Magnum. Can Boom Headshot and Sucking Chestwound be far behind?
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Liberty University erects 28 stories of rigid freedom
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In this edition of your HIV status newsletter you can see just who else receives it
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Traffic was snarled in Arkansas when a covered wagon over-turned and blocked the interstate with old timey anachronism
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hey a-holes, FYI: America is host to six of the top ten unfriendliest cities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CIA and JSOC are running an operation in Syria to hunt and kill the leaders of ISIS using drone strikes, but don't tell anyone 'cause it's a big secret
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
'As the U.S. recognizes "Victory over Japan Day," Price wonders if anyone younger than 70 years of age will much care. "What I'm thinking is: How many people today remember World War II?" he said'
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Texas man violently sexually assaults a 2-year-old girl. District Attorney: Oh, you
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Oh. look. An essay contest to see who gets to take of someone's quaint Vermont inn. This would make a great movie with Julia Duffy, Chevy Chase, and William Sanderson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle sues the former head of his charity foundation over an unpaid loan of $185,000, says he'll take repayment over the next 10-15 years in candy bars and cigarettes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS you all are slacking on your campaign of cultural vandalism, there's a lot more priceless World Heritage sites to pick from around the world to deprive of humanity
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans needlessly spend over $19 billion per year renting cable boxes, and the FCC is poised to stop it. Cable companies: But...but...consider the extrapolatables and hypotheticals and study out the unskewed paradigms
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Dust off your Y2K bunker and survival gear and get ready for; Supermoon Lunar Eclipse 2015, on Sept 27, next one due in 2033, with short bonus NASA video
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this road to Hell
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
What yoga and yoga pants look like around the world
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hide your wives, your husbands, your kids, and your pets - Josh Duggar is missing from sex rehab
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
By 2050 seabirds will have so much plastic in them it will be hard to tell them apart from an average Southern California woman
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Poway, a city in the San Diego metropolitan area, has asked CNN to not cover this year's Santa Ana fires
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Icelandic government: Sorry, we can only take in 50 Syrian refugees. Icelandic people: Björk that, we've got spare rooms, pull up a stól and try the brennivín
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Delta to begin paying business flyers if their flight is slower than American Airlines or American Toilets
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fox News reader reads her name on a toy hamster, sees resemblance, sues, returns to exercise wheel
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Roach clipped for attempted marijuana theft
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
First the liberals took prayer out of our nation's classrooms. Now they're trying to take mass baptism off our high school football fields
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While in Anchorage, the President pops into a cafe, buys $18.25 worth of cinnamon rolls and muffins, and leaves a $31.75 tip. Thanks, Obama
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(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
Cockpit cockfight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get this cat some tuna
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who skinned a cat in Phoenix?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Army is going green
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This temple stood strong for many years, until ISIS made it disappear
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband wants me to dress up as one of our friends during sex and he wants to call me by her name. Should I be worried?"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
California's version of Hurricane Katrina is coming
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The Central Florida shopping mecca known as Flea World has been exterminated
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Some teenagers with too much money are paying up to $1147 to learn the dos and don'ts of social media, like how they shouldn't put their whole lives on Facebook. In other news, common sense is dead
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Tue September 01, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Photographer captures the mystery of doors across the world without even riding on the storm
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
McDonald's finally comes to the realization that ending breakfast and beginning lunch at 10:30 is stupid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How your kid's name affects their personality. Lighten up, Francis
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC says most Americans have a heart age greater than their actual age, except for Dick Cheney who has the heart of an 18 year old
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Feds rule Big Mountain Jesus can stand
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Schoolboy finds giant footprint in clay near campsite, Yeti doesn't find any others
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's being dealt a good hand and then there's being dealt a hand so good you dislocate your jaw screaming with excitement
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Earth's first big predatory monster was a weird water bug as big as Tom Cruise
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(Quad Cities)
 
 
 
"Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?" Yeah, man." "Well, BUST IT UP, MAN"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pointing governor
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The first rule of Daycare Fight Club is...wait, DAYCARE Fight Club?
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(96.5 The Fox)
 
 
 
WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka charged with murder. Good thing he already knows what it feels like to be inside a steel cage
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Multiple departments responded to today's most ironic headline
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Out of nowhere, there's this high-pitched screech from high above, and suddenly a rabid beast from hell is trying to devour your right ear. Yep Australia
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Coffee and bourbon: two great tastes that taste great together
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
BBQ scented lottery tickets are now a thing, because North Carolina
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a candy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada is officially in a recession, eh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well if we're gonna do things the CHICAGO way, somebody's going to the morgue
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"And someone's been sleeping in my bed, and they're still here" cried Little Bear, unaware his room had been rented on AirBnB
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you a woman who had an abortion? Well, don't miss out on this special offer. For a limited time only, the Catholic Church will be offering forgiveness for your sin. So don't delay, confess today
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
World's longest cucumber getting pickled. No that is not a euphemism
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who can't get his lower teeth returned from his dentist after a billing dispute now feels like an indentured servant
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(Some Food Inspector)
 
 
 
The rare burger issue: diners want to look sophisticated ordering meat, but are too cheap to spring for a decent ribeye
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school girl's mission to raise awareness of teen suicide was inspired by months of pestering her boyfriend into killing himself
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
States with more restrictive gun laws have fewer shooting deaths, but are most likely less polite. So it's a trade off
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
This group just photo-bombed a wedding photo shoot: a) a flock of seagulls, b) a bunch of stray cats, or c) naked and painted bikers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Parents really need to have that "booze talk" with their snowflakes by age 9 and not wait for later, according to pediatricians. And not when you're all boozed up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner near Phoenix making travel on I-10 more exciting. Watch out you Southwestern Farkers
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
KitKat bars will no longer include that extra sweet crisp of child labor in every bit
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Heroic zookeepers thwart attempted global takeover by damned dirty apes... this time
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Deaths from the Bubonic Plague are increasing at an alarming rate. This is not a repeat from 1346, 1629, 1665, 1720, 1855, 1899, 1959, 1994
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welcome to the national UK sperm bank. You can choose from Bob's, Harry's, Tim's, John's, Roger's, Nigel's, David's, Jim's and Fred's. That's it
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(University Herald)
 
 
 
Science shows moderate coffee drinking will kill you and all those you hold dear
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(52)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Half of all Germans have had sex in a very uncomfortable place
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(136)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Researchers have discovered a copy of the Koran that could predate Mohammad. Don't go losing your head just yet, though, they still need to finish testing it
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: redesign the Great Seal of the United States of America
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
It's not officially back to school time until Beloit College releases its annual "Mindset List" of things the newest college class has always/never had. This year, they've always had Google, South Park, and a National Championship Game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A police visit to the wrong house results in shot dog, homeowner, and officer. No word on when the homeowner will be found in possession of crack and child porn
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Another study that your boss will never read concludes that afternoon naps are healthy for you
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man finds $20 on the streets of San Francisco, wins $1 million on a lottery ticket he bought with it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Smoking mad weed erry day, bra. New hotness: Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Remember the FEMA trailers that reeked of formaldehyde at 75x the safe levels and were only supposed to be used for a few months, at best. Yup. Still out there
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If you like the fact that you're not paying $35 for a bar of chocolate, you should read how scientists sequenced the genes of cacao plants to make them resistant to disease
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(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
Radioactive material stolen from Texas A&M. Police on the lookout for a crazy wild-eyed scientist driving a DeLorean
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Line ups at the pump cause "insanity." Surely you can't be creating a phoney gas shortage again? Why yes, yes we are. And don't call us Shirley
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