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Thu March 18, 2010
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(670 The Score) Sad The luck of the Irish runs out  (670thescore.stats.com) (4)
(Huffington Post) Video James Widnieski cheapshot on Brent Seabrook. Dirtiest hit in awhile. Seabrook was knocked out on his feet  (huffingtonpost.com) (57)
(CNN) Fail Last year, not only was Jake Delhomme less accurate than JaMarcus Russell, he threw twice as many interceptions. And Cleveland just signed him for $7 million  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (33)
(Life.com) Obvious No, no, sorry ... Pocket Hercules is not a porn star  (life.com) (13)
(ESPN) Unlikely NCAA Tournament Day 1 discussion thread. In the future, this holiday will be known as "The day Murray State shocked the world"  (espn.go.com) (521)
(ESPN) Cool Last chance to sign up for 2010 Fark NCAA Tournament Pick'em. Search for Fark, no pword required. Duke sucks  (games.espn.go.com) (217)
(NASCAR) Followup *Spoilers*  (nascar.com) (20)
(ESPN) Cool Sidney Crosby and the Penguins get beaten down by the Devils. This is not a repeat from the other five times these teams played this season  (scores.espn.go.com) (89)
(Auburn Journal) Sappy 12-year old diabetic NASCAR fan needs the Power Of FARK to win Toyota's racecar design contest. Because Kyle Busch is driving, and diabetics are used to pricks  (auburnjournal.com) (28)

Wed March 17, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely Cubs want OK for illuminated Toyota sign at Wrigley Field. If approved, there'll be no stopping the Cubs this year  (suntimes.com) (39)
(ESPN) Amusing Worst-Case scenario for West Virginia: "Always restrained, WVU fans respond by throwing coins, whiskey flasks and small auto parts at the officials. Huggins rages like King Lear. After five technical fouls, they lose by two."  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)
(ABC News) Spiffy Guy with cerebral palsy writes creators of MLB: The Game, thanking for allowing him to experience baseball as a competitor. Game company responds by creating a digital character in his likeness for the game  (abcnews.go.com) (47)
(Some Phanatic) Obvious Wife of new Diamondbacks pitcher Kris Benson once said, "if you ever cheat, I'll sleep with the whole team." Benson immediately invited out for team building exercises at local strip club  (phoenix.fanster.com) (27)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing Washington apologizes for cocaine use. Now if only they would apologize for slutting around with lobbyists, we might be getting somewhere  (mlb.mlb.com) (19)
(670 The Score) Spiffy Michael Jordan to become first-ever NBA owner to conduct all business from golf course  (670thescore.stats.com) (14)
(Reuters) Spiffy Twelve well-conditioned athletes pull dude standing up and doing nothing to his fourth Iditarod championship  (reuters.com) (27)
(ESPN) Interesting Obama's bracket has been revealed. Duke sucks and apparently the President thinks so as well  (games.espn.go.com) (77)
(WWL TV) Followup Still full of butt-hurt over Brett Favre losing in overtime, NFL owners to vote on changing OT rules  (wwltv.com) (99)
(some Who Dat) Amusing What's worse than getting kicked off the Saints as the team heads to the Super Bowl? Getting sued by Sean Payton for alleged financial fraud after he kicks you off the team  (wwl.com) (13)
(ESPN) Dumbass Chuck Knoblauch finally manages to hit his target  (sports.espn.go.com) (28)
(TSN) Obvious Argos get a Lemon in their newest QB  (tsn.ca) (37)
(Golf.com) Obvious Tiger Woods returning to golf at Masters is perfect timing  (golf.com) (29)
(Golf.com) Obvious Tiger Woods returning to golf at Masters is just too soon  (golf.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Obvious Redskins and Joey Porter to meet, Redskins will reportedly throw as much money as humanly possible towards Porter in hopes of dashing yet another season  (nfl.com) (40)
(Free Press) Interesting If you had the New England Patriots as the next team the Detroit Lions would lose to in their annual Thanksgiving Day slaughterfest, step forward and claim your pies  (freep.com) (36)
(Google) Obvious Time for some NBA math: the highest-scoring team + the worst defense in the league = 152 points  (google.com) (35)
(YouTube) Cool Freight Train comin through, CHOO CHOO  (youtube.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Amusing Not News: Reporter does a video interview with Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell. Fark: He is driving away the whole time  (player.theplatform.com) (46)
(ESPN) Misc Buffalo Bills foresee competition at quarterback, mathematical elimination from playoffs by week 8  (sports.espn.go.com) (37)

Tue March 16, 2010
(Free Press) Silly Digital animation studio moving to Ford Field, home of the Detroit Lions. The 3D replays, Na'vi cheerleaders, and these "victory" things subby has heard about will surely be amazing  (freep.com) (21)
(ESPN) Cool Some jerkoff with an axe to grind is skipping his team's offseason workout to prove a point. Oh, what's that? He's actually busy finishing his degree? Well I'll be damned  (sports.espn.go.com) (61)
(ABC News) Scary Erin Andrews's stalker sentenced to watching her on Dancing With The Stars. Hasn't she suffered enough already?  (abcnews.go.com) (69)
(Yahoo) Weird Japanese Olympic Committee rips national skiing team for their embarrassing "hip hop" antics at Vancouver games, lack of morals  (news.yahoo.com) (30)
(ESPN) Obvious Jets upset over phantom coin toss that allowed the New York Giants to host the opening game at the new Meadowlands stadium  (sports.espn.go.com) (121)
(CNN) Obvious Tiger Woods to return to golf at Mistress ... I mean Masters, Masters  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (148)
(SFGate) Amusing Raiders offer free cheeseburgers to encourage JaMarcus Russell to practice  (sfgate.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Cool Esquire doing March Madness style bracket to determine the "Sexiest Woman Alive." USC football coach Lane Kiffin is the only "man" in the field - and is dominating golfer Natalie Gulbis  (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (55)
(ESPN) PSA For the five of you who care, here are your brackets for the 2010 UConn Women's Invitational Tournament  (espn.go.com) (52)
(Yahoo) Fail Ten reasons Oakland management should panic over Ben Sheets' $10 million 2010 salary  (sports.yahoo.com) (29)

Mon March 15, 2010
(TSN) Followup Washington Caps star Alexander Ovechkin suspended two games for boarding and injuring Blackhawks defenseman Brian Campbell  (tsn.ca) (127)
(ESPN) Followup Beckham's surgeon confirms that it'll be four months before he can even run again, six before he can play top-level soccer. Which means he could play for the LA Galaxy again in three  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (23)
(We All Shine On) Misc Imagine missing the playoffs; it's easy if you try  (ktar.com) (29)
(USA Today) Followup Seantrel Hendersen to get his Bentley, his dad seen house shopping in Malibu  (content.usatoday.com) (20)
(Some Cub) Fail Top 10 worst moments in Chicago Cubs history. Curiously absent- Opening day 2010  (bleacherreport.com) (109)
(670 The Score) Stupid Cirque Du Soleil forces Allmans to move out of Beacon and forces Illini to hit the road  (670-thescore.com) (20)
(Sports by Brooks) Followup It's beginning to look like Mike Leach was swiftboated by Craig James for not playing his precious snowflake more  (sportsbybrooks.com) (77)
(NJ.com) Followup Not satisfied with the years of playoff fail in San Diego, LaDainian Tomlinson signs with the New York Jets  (nj.com) (135)
(ESPN) Sad Tear it like Beckham  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (52)
(YouTube) Amusing Things get ugly between two tennis legends (Agassi, Sampras) at charity event  (bareknucks.com) (24)
(ESPN) Asinine Why Ryan Howard for Albert Pujols would make sense for Phillies and Cardinals  (bleacherreport.com) (91)

Sun March 14, 2010
(AZCentral) Interesting Who saw this one coming? Peyton traded for Brady  (azcentral.com) (65)
(ESPN) Fail Cleveland Browns courageously pull the plug  (espn.go.com) (73)
(ESPN) Dumbass NHL Game of the week: Ovechkin and Caps at powerful Chicago. Ovechkin is thrown out midway through the first period. It just keeps coming up roses for NBC  (scores.espn.go.com) (144)
(NCAA) Spiffy It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the teams on Selection Sunday night  (mmod.ncaa.com) (299)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Orlando spends $19 million of taxpayer money on new Amway Arena, including $10,000 on a conference table and $87,600 on a Zamboni even though they don't have a hockey team  (orlandosentinel.com) (44)
(MSNBC) Spiffy WVU makes history, wins their 1st Big East Championship  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (36)
(Green Bay Packers) Spiffy Überfan sells own blood so he can afford Packers tickets, unwittingly saving his own life in the process  (packers.com) (24)
(ABC News) Interesting He is a Renaissance Man, with two platinum albums, acting roles in seven different films, and a burgeoning political career. And if you disagree, he's more than capable of beating the everliving crap out of you  (abcnews.go.com) (56)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Today is France vs. Italy in Six Nations rugby. Come for Mathieu Bastareaud's standing ovation from the bench, stay to see Italy get crushed to dust  (guardian.co.uk) (14)
(YouTube) Video Special Olympian swishes one from full court, suck it politicians and Bulls fans  (youtube.com) (64)
(BBC) Cool Formula one discussion. First race of the year, live from Bahrain. Will Schumacher show everyone how it is done?  (news.bbc.co.uk) (61)
(Fox News) Obvious Tiger and Elin show the world that a deep, abiding love of sponsorship money conquers all  T-Shirt  (foxnews.com) (39)
(ESPN) Obvious Washington defeats conference leading Cal to join USC as the only two Pac-10 basketball teams with undefeated post-season records  (sports.espn.go.com) (10)

Sat March 13, 2010
(CNN) Fail We've secretly replaced the Purdue basketball team with West Lafayette High School. Let's see if anyone notices  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (46)
(Deadspin) Weird An excerpt from a NASCAR-themed romance fiction novel. I shiat you not  (deadspin.com) (31)
(CNN) Asinine Johnny Weir says Stars on Ice doesn't want him in the show because he's too gay. So apparently Stars on Ice is going with an all-female cast this year  T-Shirt  (cnn.com) (40)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing With the Childress under oath, Ginsberg asked, "Now that I have you in this position, who's going to be your quarterback next year?"  (startribune.com) (18)
(ESPN) Dumbass Joe Torre shares secrets of his success in baseball. Lesson one: coach the team with the highest payroll. Lesson two: give the ball to Mariano Rivera in the 7th inning  (sports.espn.go.com) (31)
(SceneDaily.com) Cool Carl Edwards to Brad Keselowski: I hope what happened in Atlanta will cause you to think when you race around me. Brad Keselowski to Carl Edwards: go EABOD, I'll keep racing you hard and you can cry in your Wheaties about it  (scenedaily.com) (38)
(BBC) Spiffy Its the oldest international rugby match there is dating back to 1871. That and few hundreds years of war between the countries make Scotland v England THE rivalry  (news.bbc.co.uk) (28)
(BBC) Spiffy Chelsea play West Ham, Arsenal visit Hull, some relegation six-pointers, and Manchester United seek revenge against Fulham. Your latest EPL discussion thread is here  (news.bbc.co.uk) (29)
(KVAL.com) Dumbass Oregon Ducks starting QB suspended for entire 2010 season for burglary conviction. Which means he will likely be playing again by the end of the season, if history tells us anything. Fowl trifecta complete  (kval.com) (41)

Fri March 12, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting Who might be the Twin's new closer? How about John Smoltz  (ricklimpert.squarespace.com) (42)
(Kansas City) Interesting MLS players vote 350-2 to strike before the start of the season. Dozens of US soccer fans inconsolable  (kansascity.com) (68)
(Yahoo) Fail 7 athletes that lost it all. Lets all feel sorry for those poor ex millionaires  (sports.yahoo.com) (57)
(The New York Times) Interesting South Africa is building a $137 million soccer stadium to host the World Cup. Meanwhile, the workers who are building it live in wooden shacks nearby  (nytimes.com) (34)
(ESPN) Amusing Bracketology for 64 different team mascots. Subby is picking the final four now as: Rally Monkey, Racing Sausages, Handsome Dan, and Pistol Pete  (sports.espn.go.com) (44)
(FanNation) Interesting MMA fighter Claude Patrick, just signed by the UFC, says he still has no idea who tazed him in his hotel room in Quebec in 2008, bro  (mmafighting.com) (9)
(ESPN) Fail Rose Bowl running back receives 10-day jail sentence. No, not that team, the other one  (sports.espn.go.com) (48)
(ESPN) Followup Ozzie Guillen's response to Torri Hunter's assertion that the MLB goes after Latino players because they can get them for a bag of chips. "We have better talent than they do"  (sports.espn.go.com) (37)
(Pop Rox Nation) Amusing Only thing better than a girl fight is a girl fight on roller skates  (poproxnation.thekartel.com) (31)
(bleacher report) Amusing The top 10 college football teams guilty of scheduling out-of-conference cupcakes. You probably already know who #1 is. (warning: slideshow)  (bleacherreport.com) (154)
(670 The Score) Interesting Peppers brings new level of confidence to Bears... "We have the talent to beat every team that we play"  (670thescore.com) (66)
(NHL) Cool The Washington Capitals are the first team to clinch their division...with just over 80% of the season finished  (nhl.com) (122)
(AJC) Fail Chris Chelios' return to the NHL at age 48 with the Thrashers was stellar as he scored a goal and assisted on the game winner to propel Atlanta to a big win. Just kidding, he actually caused both goals with mistakes in a 2-1 loss  (ajc.com) (25)
(SFGate) Amusing Sports writer jokes that JaMarcus Russell is being treated for "lethargy addiction." It's so believable that people are falling for it  (sfgate.com) (44)
(ESPN) Strange Jose Reyes to rest, avoid athletic activity for 2-8 weeks. Sounds like he's already in mid-season form  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)
(NHL) Cool The San Jose Sharks become the first team in NHL history to win three consecutive games in regulation after trailing after two periods in all three games  (nhl.com) (40)
(USA Today) Obvious Jamie Moyer steps out of his house and onto his lawn, and, after shooing all of the kids off of it, says that today's pitchers are babied  (content.usatoday.com) (39)

Thu March 11, 2010
(Wall Street Journal) Cool New favorite city of pro athletes? Toronto. They love the nightlife and the international flair, and if they're an NHL team they have no worries about beating the local losers the next day  (online.wsj.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Interesting Kenny Williams tells Ozzie shut the f**k up and stay off the web  (670-thescore.com) (32)
(The New York Times) Followup White House reels in idea that Obama will ban fishing, invites people to take the hooks out of their mouths  (nytimes.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Dumbass University of Oregon players opting to don Oregon State colored uniforms  (statesmanjournal.com) (32)
(My San Antonio) Followup RE: female Baylor Bear haymaker: "Would this be such a biggie if it had happened between two male college players?" (Yep, she's fat)  (mysanantonio.com) (32)
(Quad City Times) Amusing Now that the Iowa Hawkeyes have been eliminated from the Big Ten Tournament, school officials do the only sensible thing and decide they may fire coach Todd Lickliter. Heh. "Lickliter." As if anyone would be that desperate  (qctimes.com) (13)
(NYPost) Strange Tiger Woods to make return at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in two weeks, and has hired ex-Bush aide Ari Fleischer for image control  (nypost.com) (87)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious Even Matt Cooke's teammates think he's a douche and should have been suspended for ending Marc Savard's season  (theglobeandmail.com) (111)
(ESPN) Sad Hall of Famer Merlin Olsen passes away at 69. If only there were some way to send condolences to the funeral  T-Shirt  (sports.espn.go.com) (107)
(Cleveland) Obvious Lebron suspended 50 games for steroid use. Cleveland currently on fire  (cleveland.com) (116)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting "Joe Mauer, starting catcher for the New York Yankees"? It is more likely than you think, and here is why  (startribune.com) (60)
(Hartford Courant) Stupid This year it's the Hartford Courant who are first in line with the annual article on how dropping five bucks in your NCAA office pool will turn you into a gibbering scabby derelict  (courant.com) (16)
(YouTube) Scary Your WTF video comes early today, with Roger Staubach, Tony Romo, Brett Hull, Jerry Jones and more singing Faith Hill's "This Kiss." BADLY  (youtube.com) (28)
(Statesman) Asinine As if being a disgraced Olympian and a felon weren't enough, Marion Jones is now going to play in the WNBA  (statesman.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Cool Montana comes back from a 20 point second half defecit to win an NCAA tournament appearance. Bonus: Montana player breaks Big Sky Tournament records for points in a game  (missoulian.com) (34)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Now that Milton Bradley is far from Chicago, Jim Hendry fires back at the showboat, who will undoubtedly play better now that he's left the Cubs and their 102 years of consistent failure  (suntimes.com) (53)

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