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Sun November 15, 2009
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(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Tennessee Titans Owner Bud Adams so excited with win over Buffalo today that he flipped the bird at the Bills. Twice. (with pic)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (153)
(USA Today) Interesting Let's see, Florida stays at #1, Iowa tumbles, and...wait, what the hell is Stanford doing at 17?  (content.usatoday.com) (103)
(Some Guy) Cool Floyd "Money May" Mayweather Jr. directs his management team to immediately begin negotiation a Pacquiao / Mayweather fight. You know he keeps a private jet. STEP YA GAME UP  (fighthype.com) (70)
(NASCAR) Amusing The penultimate race in the NASCAR season, and I can't think of a clever headline. This is the Checker O'Reilly Auto Parts 500 Discussion Thread  (nascar.com) (145)
(NFL) Cool Will the Packers finally get an offensive line against the Cowboys? Will Manning make Brady his biatch? Can New Orleans defeat the unstoppable St. Louis Rams? Its your week 10 NFL discussion thread  (nfl.com) (4024)

Sat November 14, 2009
(Down Goes Brown) Amusing The NHL's top secret flowchart for handing out suspensions. Dammit, Pronger  (downgoesbrown.com) (70)
(ESPN) Cool The post Walt Harris eras at Pitt and Stanford have done wonders for those two programs. Here's hoping those two programs can do something for all of us, knock Notre Dame and USC out of BCS contention. Todays CFB thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (too many)
(The Sun) Obvious Rob Van Dam blasts WWE chairman Vince McMahon for killing Extreme Championship Wrestling: "Our hearts were ripped out of our chests and stomped on." IT'S STILL REAL TO HIM, DAMMIT  (thesun.co.uk) (119)
(Daily Mail) Cool David Beckham's frosted mohawk, outrageous free kicks help guide LA Galaxy past two stadium power outages, Houston Dynamo into MLS Cup  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)
(YouTube) Cool Don't freak out, but here's the animated story of Dock Ellis' 1970 LSD-influenced no-hitter  (youtube.com) (50)
(Wall Street Journal) PSA Here is a handy guide as to the drug testing policy for 22 major sports leagues, including the NFL, bowlers, etc. Wait... bowlers? Seriously?  (online.wsj.com) (26)

Fri November 13, 2009
(USA Today) Obvious As another player complains of Gestapo-like tactics being used, Eric Mangini sees his changes to win Coach of the Year dwindle. Meanwhile, Browns fans are heard muttering "You know, maybe Romeo wasn't such a bad guy after all"  (content.usatoday.com) (43)
(ESPN) Obvious Even Bill Simmons has been forced to admit that Manning is the best player in football  (sports.espn.go.com) (127)
(ESPN) Obvious "He's a once-every-40-years player," says Chapman's agent, a person with no financial incentive whatsoever to make that statment  (sports.espn.go.com) (15)
(NBA) Stupid LeBron James says he will change his number from 23 to 6 next season to honor Michael Jordan. I guess we know who he is signing with next year  (nba.com) (92)
(670 The Score) Fail Browns game narrowly avoids blackout this week. Another reason for fans to be mad  (670thescore.stats.com) (20)
(AP) Dumbass Ochocinco's playful $1 bribe last Sunday cost him $20,000  (hosted.ap.org) (124)
(CNN) Obvious Even "crapped the bed like Rosie O'Donnell after a trip to Taco Bell" can't describe the ineptitude of Jay Cutler during that battle of NFL incompetents last night  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (122)
(YouTube) Sick Dwyane Wade dunks on Anderson Varejao, on his mom, his dog, his home, his breakfast. Basically he dunked on his entire existence  (youtube.com) (148)
(Fox Sports) Amusing See, Jay Cutler, that was your problem right there. You went full Delhomme. Franchise QBs NEVER go full Delhomme  (msn.foxsports.com) (180)

Thu November 12, 2009
(The New York Times) Misc Sanchez returns to his roots during week off, because keeping just the tips frosted isn't working for anyone right now  (nytimes.com) (28)
(Some Football Fan) Sad Brent Celek's Captain Morgan pose for his TD celebration didnt just cost the Eagles 15 yards, it also ended up costing a charity a number of easy donations  (the700level.com) (387)
(ESPN) Obvious The New Orleans Hornets react to the Saints' historic 8-0 start by firing Coach Byron Scott  (sports.espn.go.com) (53)
(NHL) Scary Canes Cam Ward expected to be out for 4-6 weeks after being cut by a skate  (nhl.fanhouse.com) (56)
(Cleveland) Obvious Browns RB Jamal Lewis says Coach Mangini's strict practice regimen gives the team discipline and mental fortitude. Just kidding. He said the 3 hour practices drain the team's energy and caused the team's 1-7 record  (cleveland.com) (90)
(FanNation) Interesting Vikings QB Brett Favre is suffering from an injury to the groin, as well as a pulled taint and a slight ego contusion, but is expected to start this week  (fannation.com) (107)
(Washington Post) Interesting Profile of Redskins owner Dan Snyder's PR flack, who does a thankless job for which he had to jettison his dignity and ethics and the possibility of ever getting a good night's sleep  (washingtonpost.com) (27)
(CBC) Cool "Female ski jumpers mount final appeal". Giggity  (cbc.ca) (19)
(Some Guy) Spiffy In an effort to get more than 30 people to see the Phoenix Coyotes play hockey, the team is introducing a shuttle service  (620ktar.com) (36)
(UPI) Interesting Rollins leads NL Gold Glove winners, considers reuniting Black Flag for one more tour  (upi.com) (75)
(Some Guy) Amusing This is why you don't pose for PETA: "Tony Gonzalez and his wife get naked for animals" headline  (nationalfootballpost.com) (28)

Wed November 11, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting The best way to prevent football head injuries may be to get rid of helmets  (online.wsj.com) (147)
(New York Daily News) Fail Why did the New York Jets waste the #6 overall pick in the 2008 draft on LB Vernon Gholston? Because the head coach at the time, Eric Mangini, wanted him badly  (nydailynews.com) (139)
(ESPN) Sad ♪ Turn Thabeet around ♪ Let's check for concussion ♪  (sports.espn.go.com) (49)
(NBC Sports) Obvious Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis wants to fire head coach Tom Cable "with cause", not just 'cause he's a crappy coach  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (57)
(ESPN) Interesting Because we need to Americanize everything: Your initial ESPN Soccer Power Index. Bonus: Brought to you by Nate Silver  (espn.go.com) (65)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Shaq's wife files for divorce. He must be shiatting bricks right now  (blogs.chron.com) (59)
(NBC Sports) Dumbass When asked about notion that he benched QB Brady Quinn so the Browns won't have to pay escalator clauses in his contract, Cleveland head coach Eric Mangini played dumb. And he is the master of playing dumb  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Amusing It's now the final of the worst sports uniform poll. You can look at them, but, frankly, there are more pleasurable ways of going blind  (uniwatchblog.com) (55)
(Cleveland) Asinine MLB GM's pass on vote to expand replay; pretty much admit they didn't watch the playoffs  (cleveland.com) (79)
(Guardian.com) Cool Who is the best cricketer this past decade? Ponting? Tendulkar? Flintoff? Read then cast your vote  (guardian.co.uk) (39)
(670 The Score) Cool Billy Martin is on the Baseball Hall of Fame ballot, and his ghost will kick your ass if you don't vote for him  (670thescore.stats.com) (28)

Tue November 10, 2009
(CNN) Fail Orly SI  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (60)
(ESPN) Ironic At this point, they could make Elmo the starter for all the good it would do: Browns announce that Brady Quinn will start at QB  (sports.espn.go.com) (69)
(ESPN) Spiffy Week 10 NFL Power Rankings. Cowboys fans doing their best Rodney Dangerfield impersonations to the right  (espn.go.com) (183)
(Major League Baseball) Dumbass Showing he's learned his lesson, Mets GM Omar Minaya will start rebuilding the minor league rosters. Just kidding. More overrated underachieving has-beens are on their way  (newyork.mets.mlb.com) (48)
(Denver Post) Obvious Brncs appear t be missing smething  (denverpost.com) (52)
(SacBee) Spiffy Montana puts Sonoma home on market. Not to be out done, Idaho is selling Napa estate  (sacbee.com) (12)
(NBC Sports) Sad Players Inc., the marketing arm of the NFL Players Association, shuffles Topps out of the football card market  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (26)
(FanNation) Interesting Redskins may sign running back Larry Johnson, who is as unhinged as Skins owner Dan Snyder and as incompetent as coach Jim Zorn. So he'll fit in fine  (fannation.com) (66)
(Sporting News) Cool BCS Bowl Projections: Smurfs vs Hawkeyes, and no USC  (sportingnews.com) (105)
(LA Times) Sad Kareem Abdul-Jabbar diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia, will seek a second opinion from Dr. J  (latimes.com) (56)
(Boston Herald) Cool Red Sox sign Tim Wakefield to two more years, subject to league approval of his using a walker to get to the pitcher's mound  T-Shirt  (bostonherald.com) (47)
(YouTube) Sad Top ten sports moments from the soon to be demolished Philadelphia Spectrum. Come for Laettner's buzzer beater, stay for the Flyers pounding the Russians into submission  (youtube.com) (69)
(The Sun) Silly Spectator brushes his teeth during a soccer game. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (21)

Mon November 09, 2009
(ESPN) Cool How far down his beck can Kyle Orton's beard go? How high can Troy Polamalu's voice go? These questions and more in tonight MNF discussion thread. Steelers @ Denver, 8:30 PM EST  (espn.go.com) (1040)
(IndyStar) Interesting Manning vs. Brady: Numbers don't lie: Peyton is a more accurate QB, Tom is on a better team, Peyton gets rid of ball quicker, Tom is a better at cheating  (indystar.com) (297)
(ESPN) Cool Larry Johnson will have to fill his diapers with another team  (sports.espn.go.com) (87)
(Washington Post) Followup Back and to the left: a Zapruder-like dissection of D'Angelo hall's Sideline browl shows, suprisingly, that it was a Falcon's coach, and not Hall who was throwing the punches  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (89)
(The Faster Times) Interesting What smaller market teams could learn from the Yankees if they quit whining for two seconds  (thefastertimes.com) (130)
(MLB Trade Rumors) PSA Top 50 MLB free agents, along with which big market teams are most likely to sign them. No, Kansas City, Oakland, Minnesota, Pittsburgh and Florida. Not yours  (mlbtraderumors.com) (110)
(CNN) Obvious It's time for Notre Dame fans to realize that their program is not special, and they are not entitled to compete for a national championship simply because they are Notre Dame  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (94)
(ESPN) Scary Victor Zambrano's mother kidnapped in Venezuela. Jim Duquette on the phone now trying to trade her for Scott Kazmir's mother  T-Shirt  (sports.espn.go.com) (11)
(SMH) Scary That's not a football riot. THIS is a football riot  (news.smh.com.au) (34)
(ESPN) Amusing Aaron Rodgers throws 3 INTs in loss to formerly 0-7 Tampa Bay. Where is your Favre now?  (espn.go.com) (126)

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