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Sun November 08, 2009
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(ESPN) Obvious Peyton Manning sets new decade highs for passing yards, commericals aired  (sports.espn.go.com) (105)
(ESPN) Amusing Joey Porter backs up his trash talking of the Pats with a stat line of 0 tackles, 0 assists, 0 sacks, and 0 passes defensed  (espn.go.com) (66)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Zenyatta's performance was astonishing, but would her legend be everlasting without Trevor Denman's remarkable call?  (sportsbybrooks.com) (24)
(ESPN) Interesting Rim jobs lead to more scoring  (sports.espn.go.com) (7)
(ESPN) Dumbass #9 LSU lost on Saturday. New AP ranking are out, and they fell all the way to... 9th?  (espn.go.com) (97)
(Some Football Guy) Amusing Viilanova Wildcats 21, Richmond Spiders 20, Announcer 1 f-bomb (with video)  (lastangryfan.com) (23)
(NASCAR) Hero Will a dick clinch the championship? Will a dick win all 3 races this weekend? Find out in today's official NASCAR Dickies 500 discussion thread  (nascar.com) (183)
(ESPN) Dumbass Unhappy with coming off the bench for the lowly Memphis Grizzlies, Allen Iverson takes his ball and goes home  (sports.espn.go.com) (21)
(CNN) Cool SEC refs now 5-0 on the season  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (88)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Texans try to derail the Colts Express, Panthers try the same with the Saints, plus Philly vs Dallas, Ravens vs Bengals, Dolphins vs Pats and a whole lot more in today's NFL Sunday Conversation  (sports.yahoo.com) (lots)
(BBC) Spiffy Chelsea vs. United in the biggest match of the English premiership this season... and some other games. Discussion to the right  (news.bbc.co.uk) (106)
(Some WGC) Cool Phil in the final group? Check. One shot lead? Check. Awful drive to left rough? Check. I am such an idiot? Not this time  (pgatour.com) (5)
(Quad City Times) Fail Northwestern crushes Iowa's hopes of a perfect season. Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Iowa's not really known for national successes  (qctimes.com) (57)
(Sports by Brooks) Scary Video of Fedor Emelianenko's brutal second round knockout of Brett Rogers in Chicago Saturday night  (sportsbybrooks.com) (138)

Sat November 07, 2009
(670 The Score) Sappy Redskins D Coordinator and Head Coach-in-waiting Greg Blache thinks Skins owner Dan Snyder is the bestest, kindest, nicest, smartest, best-looking owner a coach could have  (670thescore.stats.com) (14)
(Yahoo) Scary Sammy Sosa a blonde wig away from looking like a photo-negative of himself  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)
(670 The Score) Obvious Mets realize JJ always was a Putz  (670thescore.stats.com) (22)
(NYPost) Amusing After office workers ran out of confetti to toss at the Yankee victory parade, they started throwing things that hadn't been shredded yet  (nypost.com) (28)
(Dallas News) Hero 17-year-old who thought the "pain and agony" he dealt with when running was normal, finds out he's had Cystic Fibrosis, should be dead or in critical condition. Decides to keep running, and winning  (dallasnews.com) (139)
(ESPN) Asinine If two-loss Notre Dame wins out, they will be in a BCS bowl, and the Rose Bowl executive director isn't even bothering to pretend that it's for any reason other than money and TV ratings  (sports.espn.go.com) (66)
(670 The Score) Cool Manny decides he wants to be Manny again in Mannywood  (670thescore.stats.com) (14)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Alabama vs LSU ☑ Penn St vs Ohio St ☑ The rest of the Top 25 vs patsies ☑ ☑ and ☑ It's your Saturday College Football conversation  (rivals.yahoo.com) (1171)
(ESPN) Obvious Maybe squeaking out a win against lowly LA Tech will shut Boise State up for a bit  (scores.espn.go.com) (89)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting Philadelphia Phillies to wife beater Brett Myers: "Boom, outta here"  (mlb.mlb.com) (39)

Fri November 06, 2009
(BBC) Amusing 5000 leftover Olympic condoms, with the motto "faster, higher, stronger" put up for auction. Let's hope they weren't made to Chinese specification  (news.bbc.co.uk) (32)
(Kansas City) Spiffy Matt Cassel has secret weapon against concussions; he simply throws an interception before taking a sack  (kansascity.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Asinine Rumors of Peter Forsberg joining the Canucks have been joined now with rumors of Jaromir Jagr joining the Oilers. This begs the question: Why do Forsberg and Jagr hate the NHL??  (mynhltraderumors.com) (84)
(Baltimore Sun) Strange John Madden should have told Chad Ochocinco that "winning is the best deodorant ."  (weblogs.baltimoresun.com) (37)
(STLToday) Obvious Bad pro football is better than good baseball - Nielsen reports that the winless Rams' first victory against the one-win Lions drew a higher rating than any World Series game  (stltoday.com) (128)
(YouTube) Amusing Dude Perfect on Ice  (youtube.com) (33)
(WESH Orlando) Silly After allowing Marcus Jordan to play in an exhibition game with his dad's Nike Air Jordans, UCF is disappointed adidas terminated its 5-year sponsorship  (wesh.com) (30)
(ESPN) Video Punching, hair pulling, kicking. The only thing that would have made this soccer game better would have been had it been played in jello  (espn.go.com) (105)
(CBS New York) Cool Letterman: "How hung over are you guys?" Jeter: "Probably not as hung over as you"  (wcbstv.com) (65)
(670 The Score) Spiffy The spikes Johnny Damon wore when he stole two bases in one play in the World Series, are heading to Cooperstown, as will the giant hole taken from Ryan Howard's bat  (670thescore.stats.com) (27)
(Major League Baseball) Stupid They call him "The Freak" because of his odd pitching style and his diminutive frame. They call him "The Doper" because, well, that one hasn't caught on yet  (sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com) (82)

Thu November 05, 2009
(Denver Channel) Obvious Former Rockies manager Clint Hurdle about to learn fast that baseballs don't travel as far in Texas  (thedenverchannel.com) (22)
(USA Today) Obvious Dolphins' Jason Taylor, a believer that trash talking shouldn't take place until you've taken the trash out - twice - says: "Jets fans take the 'cl' out of 'class'..."  (content.usatoday.com) (23)
(NBC Sports) Amusing Add "Motivational Posters" to the list of things that the Kansas City Chiefs suck at  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (37)
(ESPN) Sad Ladies and gentlemen, your 2012 Los Angeles Jaguars  (sports.espn.go.com) (113)
(Yahoo) Fail Jacksonville Jaguars continue to lead the league in blackouts. Too bad that isn't a defensive statistic  (sports.yahoo.com) (39)
(Comic Vs. Audience) Amusing Bill Burr's hilarious rant about the World Series. "What a wonderful Cinderella story"  (comicvsaudience.net) (52)
(Some Guy) Amusing Pop quiz, hotshot. A porn star, a bible quoting NBA superstar, and one of those N'Sync douchebags are all in a house together. Guess which one ends up taking their pants off  (lastangryfan.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Interesting UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar's next bout will be mano a mono  (sports.yahoo.com) (101)
(USA Today) Interesting Senior staff member for Alberta Health Services fired for giving swine flu shots to Calgary Flames players, their families, and management, while thousands waited in line at public clinics  (usatoday.com) (37)
(Lohud.com) Followup Joe Girardi rescues a woman from a car wreck while on his way home from the Series clincher; needs 38 more postseason saves to tie Rivera  T-Shirt  (lohud.com) (44)
(ESPN) Asinine Is it really a sport when you have to hire a PR firm for a chance to win the championship?  (sports.espn.go.com) (150)
(Buffalo News) Dumbass Still taking shots at Tony Romo, TO announces that he won't use his bye week to visit Cabo, Mexico. Additionally, just like the non-bye weeks, he won't be visiting the end zone  (buffalonews.com) (84)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Jimmy Rollins still insists the Phillies are the better team. By the way Jimmy, you can take the A, C, E,1, 2, or 3 subway trains from NYC's Penn Station to the World Series parade in lower Manhattan tomorrow  T-Shirt  (nydailynews.com) (96)
(STLToday) Spiffy Greatest starting pitcher in World Series history: ""A pitcher can't pitch with three days' rest? Some of those guys make $8 million a week."  (stltoday.com) (72)
(CNN) Obvious Yankee$ Win World $erie$. Obviou$ tag a$$plode$  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (867)

Wed November 04, 2009
(ESPN) Dumbass Roy Williams puzzled why everybody else gets perfectly thrown balls but all balls thrown his way are bad  (sports.espn.go.com) (100)
(Some Mid-Major) Obvious Boise State to BCS teams: "Hey, we have an opening in 2011. Would you mind if we scheduled you at your place?" Elite BCS teams to Boise State: "LOL, hell no. BTW, you have a weak schedule."  (voices.idahostatesman.com) (184)
(ESPN) Cool World Series Game 6 discussion. Pedro vs. Pettitte. Can Utley be stopped? Can Howard be started? Is there a "gratuitous Kate Hudson shot" drinking game? (7:57pm ET, Fox)  (sports.espn.go.com) (2055)
(TSN) Obvious OHL player Michael Liambas suspended for the entire season for a hit that left his opponent with serious skull fractures and facial injuries. Gary Bettman seen taking notes, then throwing them away  (tsn.ca) (92)
(CNN) Obvious Hines Ward voted "dirtiest player" by other NFL players, since he's blind-sided about a third of them  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (157)
(sail-world.com) Ironic Oracle Racing's America's Cup challenger breaks it's $10 million dollar mast during training. If only there was some entity to consult that could have forseen this turn of events  (sail-world.com) (19)
(ESPN) Fail Most NBA teams don't have an 18 point lead in the third quarter and go on to lose. Then again, most NBA teams aren't the Milwaukee Bucks  (espn.go.com) (52)
(Philly) Interesting Five theories why Phillies slugger Ryan Howard is not hitting well in the World Series. Number six: Jobu needs to come, take fear from bats  (philly.com) (77)
(NBC Sports) Interesting Vikings-Packers game peaked at 39 million viewers. It is rumored that Peter King climaxed at the same time  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Interesting ♪ Livan, Livan likes his money ♪ He makes a lot they say ♪ He could be returning ♪ To the Nationals today ♪  (sports.yahoo.com) (67)
(Buffalo News) Unlikely Buffalo Bills QB Trent Edwards should be back under center after their bye week. Well, that should certainly fix their offensive struggles  (buffalonews.com) (33)
(London Times) Sad Formula One loses Japanese automakers, tiremakers and major corporate sponsors. RIP Formula One  (timesonline.co.uk) (75)
(LA Times) Dumbass Vicente Padilla stars in 'Plaxico 2: Electric Boogaloo'  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Cool A diet of catsup and rice is no way to go through life son. Wait you just won $120,000.00? Dude I am so changing my diet  (sports.yahoo.com) (38)

Tue November 03, 2009
(ESPN) Spiffy Week 9 NFL Power Rankings. Sorry Saints fans, time to turn in those "nobody respects us" cards  (espn.go.com) (171)
(CBC) Asinine Socialized medicine at work. NHL players get H1N1 vaccine before general public "given the risks associated with frequent physical contact, extreme exertion and onerous domestic and cross-border travel," Oh those poor people  (cbc.ca) (115)
(TwinCities.com) Interesting NFL commissioner Roger Goodell seeks Congressional amendment to avoid suits, particularly ill-fitting ones that bunch-up over his collar bone (pic)  (twincities.com) (43)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Brad Childress on Favre's groin: "I was standing right behind him... and saw him kind of... reach for his groin and... hold it.... Rub it."  (startribune.com) (41)
(Rochester D&C) Interesting Syracuse wide receiver Mike Williams unexpectedly quits team. He probably realized that the QB, former Duke point guard Greg Paulus, sucks  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)
(ESPN) Misc The Pens are still on top, while the Hurricanes are mired in a swirling vortex of suck; your NHL week 6 Power Rankings  (sports.espn.go.com) (99)
(Some Gooooool) Spiffy Juventus. Barca. Chelsea. Inter. Your Champions League Matchday 4 thread is here  (uefa.com) (107)
(TBO) Asinine Super wealthy family who placed themselves in public eye get radio host suspended because he talked about them  (www2.tbo.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Stupid PETA compares Manu Ginobili's bat swatting incident to Michael Vick. Dumbass and Unlikely tags hook up and have a Stupid baby  (nba.fanhouse.com) (55)
(670 The Score) Followup Browns sack their GM, even though he had a better QB rating than Derek Anderson  (670thescore.stats.com) (50)
(ESPN) Sad Bill Walton won't be returning to the broadcast booth. This news is just AWFUL  (sports.espn.go.com) (70)
(FanHouse) Sad Twenty years ago, Chucky Mullins broke his neck playing football, and died two years later. And ever since, the man he hit on field has driven 200 miles, three times a year to clean his gravestone and apologize again  (ncaafootball.fanhouse.com) (113)
(Huffington Post) Interesting We now have our first openly lesbian owner of a professional sports team, amazingly not a WNBA team  (huffingtonpost.com) (44)
(BBC) Dumbass News: PGA suspends golfer for doping. FARK: he hasn't made a cut on the tour since 2006. You're doing it wrong  (news.bbc.co.uk) (7)
(Yahoo) Hero After DSB goes under, Stephen Colbert picks up primary sponsorship of Olympic U.S. Speed Skating  (news.yahoo.com) (56)
(Google) Spiffy 149 year history, the richest two-mile handicap horse race in the world. One Tuesday afternoon every year that Australia and New Zealand stop working for 3 minutes. The Melbourne Cup, not just another horse race  (google.com.au) (20)

Mon November 02, 2009
(Yahoo) Cool It took almost 150 years for a Southerner named Lee to beat the Yankees; now it's happened twice in one week  T-Shirt  (sports.yahoo.com) (164)
(Yahoo) Asinine The SEC has officially stopped hiding their love affair with the Florida Gators  (rivals.yahoo.com) (156)
(YouTube) Cool Not news: Someone does the Thriller dance. Fark: Hockey goalie  (youtube.com) (40)
(Major League Baseball) Cool Yankees hope the baseball season ends tonight with their 27th championship; Phils hope to take it back to NY. Let's all share our feelings about this in our World Series Game 5 discussion thread (7:57pm ET, Fox)  (mlb.mlb.com) (1315)
(ESPN) Spiffy Like the smell of stale urine wafting up on Bourbon Street, it's your Monday Night Football discussion thread  (espn.go.com) (1070)
(Buffalo News) Amusing Headline from Buffalo NY says is all:"Lousy game leads to fewer arrests"  (buffalonews.com) (16)
(CNN) Amusing Peter King happily reports on Favre's groin, "it's throbbing right now"  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (63)
(Kansas City) Dumbass Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels says he can't wait for the World Series to be over. Judging by the way he pitched in game 3, you can tell he meant it  (kansascity.com) (159)
(Starpulse) Interesting Andre Agassi is convinced he would have won more tennis matches if he wasn't so worried his wig would fall off on the court  (starpulse.com) (37)
(ESPN) Interesting Lawyer for NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield says it's CRYSTAL clear he's not getting a SPEEDy payment. METHinks there will be no CRACKing this case  (sports.espn.go.com) (18)
(The Tennessean) Hero Vince Young proves all the critics wrong by handing the ball to Chris Johnson  (tennessean.com) (60)
(Cleveland) Obvious Cleveland Browns owner says he isn't ready to fire head coach Eric Mangini, but he is ready to bring in somebody that will strip him of all powers  (cleveland.com) (27)
(Boston Globe) Silly MLBPA already keeping an eye out for potential collusion against free agents because a weak economy where fans don't want to shell out $100/ticket couldn't possibly be the reason for prudent spending  (boston.com) (22)
(USA Today) Dumbass Note to all aspiring NFL Quarterbacks: 14/22 for 109 yards no touchdowns and one interception is now a "good job."  (content.usatoday.com) (64)
(WWL) Obvious New Orleans prepares for massive Tuesday hangovers after the Saints stomp a mudhole in the Falcons tonight  (wwl.com) (150)
(ESPN) Spiffy Colts have won their last 16 regular season games. Just like the last team to do this, they don't have a Super Bowl trophy to show for it either  (sports.espn.go.com) (56)
(YouTube) Scary Ryan Newman blows over at 190 mph and lands right on top of Kevin Harvick. Ta Daa  (youtube.com) (77)
(TBO) Florida If you bet Tampa Bay Buccaneers would be the only winless NFL team after today, come on up to collect your pool winnings  (www2.tbo.com) (41)
(Yahoo) Obvious What happens when you mix Brad Lidge pitching, Yankees batting, and a 4-4 tie in the 9th?  (sports.yahoo.com) (251)

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