| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Following Tom Brady's possible injury against the Redskins, the Patriots do the only logical thing and release presumed back up Kevin O'Connell (sports.espn.go.com) | (54) | ||
| California wins Little League World Series over Taipai. Good job kids; now get some sleep, you got school tomorrow (sports.espn.go.com) | (80) | ||
| The art of recording sports video game commentary. John Madden repeating "boom" ad nauseum suspiciously absent (kotaku.com) | (22) | ||
| Thai fighter retains WBC boxing title, is then mercilessly pursued by X-Wing, Y-Wing, and Millennium Falcon |
(30) | ||
| "Tom Brady does not have a shoulder injury." That is all (sports.espn.go.com) | (36) | ||
| Past and present Michigan football players are not happy wth the coaching staff and are ratting them out for rules violations (sports.espn.go.com) | (114) | ||
| One guess what the ladies think of you when you're the starting quarterback at USC as a true freshman. Damn you, Matt Barkley (with pics) (sportsbybrooks.com) | (66) | ||
| Detroit Lions now 2-1 in preaseason after beating the Colts. That's two more wins than they had in 2008. Championship. Lock it up (msn.foxsports.com) | (90) | ||
| A basketball player from China / Provoked his opponent, a whinah / Who complained that his height / Was too tall -- is he right? / Or making excuses? Both, kinda |
(10) | ||
| Angels request Stairway To Heaven, settle for Kazmir |
(36) | ||
| The Yanks are on such a roll these days that even Sergio Mitre is earning congratulatory reach-arounds (espn.go.com) | (44) | ||
| Thanks to Eli Manning and Big Ben, the 2004 QB class is the greatest of all time (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) | (73) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Peter King on suicide watch on word that Tom Brady hurt his shoulder (cbssports.com) | (69) | |
| Giants in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear (sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com) | (26) | ||
| Can Spurs and Chelsea stay perfect? Will Liverpool right the ship? This plus United v Arsenal in this week's EPL thread (dailymail.co.uk) | (187) | ||
| F1 finale to have day-night climax (news.bbc.co.uk) | (20) |
| Onterrio Smith's actual Whizzinator up for acution. 2005 Minnesota Vikings playbook also up for auction, so place your bids right and you can fail in two ways (myfoxtwincities.com) | (15) | ||
| ProBowl punter Shane Lechler will make it an amusing Thanksgiving in Dallas (google.com) | (174) | ||
| Jared Allen on a schism in the Vikings' locker room: "I don't think anyone on this team knows what "schism" is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it." (sportingnews.com) | (39) | ||
| Denver Broncos WR Brandon Marshall dons his Captain Obvious outfit, admits he made some errors in judgment when acting like a pouting 3-year-old at practice (sports.yahoo.com) | (50) | ||
| New York Yankees could turn into Penny savers (nypost.com) | (27) | ||
| (WWL TV) | Ladies and Gents, I give you.. the home-school'd football league (wwltv.com) | (50) | |
| Natalie Gulbis hires PR firm to remind people she's a serious athlete. With pictures from both of her serious bikini calendars (sportsbybrooks.com) | (56) | ||
| Cubs manager Piniella gives fans permission to do something they don't need permission to do (670thescore.stats.com) | (43) |
| Rockies in the rear view mirror may be further than they appear; Dodgers take 2 out of 3 in Denver (mlb.mlb.com) | (27) | ||
| Public Relations 101: ESPN, Danica Patrick's PR team neither confirms nor denies she will pose nude for October "Body Issue" of ESPN The Magazine (sportsbybrooks.com) | (44) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Frank Mir hitting the gym in preparation for Brock Lesnar rematch (mmamud.com) | (105) | |
| Michael Vick to play in tonight's game agains the Jags. Eagles coaches hoping he doesn't scramble, so he won't get injured or accidentally drown in a 5-gallon bucket of water (espn.go.com) | (145) | ||
| Reliant $tadium reduce$ beer pour$ by 4 ounce$ to keep fan$ from getting too drunk (blogs.chron.com) | (51) | ||
| Head of Philly NAACP contemplates holding rally at Eagles game in support of Michael Vick because his basic civil rights and chance to make a living are being denied. You know, besides that multi million dollar NFL contract (espn.go.com) | (119) | ||
| (Awful Announcing) | Kenny Chesney commissioned to write theme song for ESPN's college football broadcasts. Contract reportedly includes unlimited supply of mesh half-shirts, male cheerleaders |
(45) | |
| (Some Guy) | Beer ads pulled from college football broadcasts. No, not at BYU. At the University of Wisconsin (gazettextra.com) | (46) | |
| Court rules that feds has no right to get the MLB drug-test list. ARod, Manny, Ortiz all nod in agreement (670thescore.stats.com) | (33) | ||
| Jeter possibly engaged. A-Rod seen crying fully-clothed in his shower (nypost.com) | (72) | ||
| No balls, zero strikes. Yer out (seacoastonline.com) | (20) | ||
| Milton Bradley says Milton Bradley and his .259/11/35 stats are butthurt about being disliked by fans (chicago.cubs.mlb.com) | (56) | ||
| (Some Guy?) | Transsexual tennis player Renee Richards thinks South African runner Caster Semenya should not be allowed to compete against women because she is too "mannish" (cbssports.com) | (17) | |
| In an effort to take on SI's Swimsuit Issue, ESPN The Magazine will present a "nude issue" in October featuring athletes - including Danica Patrick (bikini pics in link) (sportsbybrooks.com) | (39) | ||
| Latest Met lost for the season is Oliver Perez. World Health Organization declares Mets a pandemic (670thescore.stats.com) | (36) |
| The confessions of an NBA scorekeeper, or how Nick Van Exel managed to record 23 assists in a single game. Vince McMahon laughs (deadspin.com) | (31) | ||
| Rick Pitino, classy as always, wonders why his sex scandal is bigger news in Kentucky than Ted Kennedy's death (usatoday.com) | (31) | ||
| 49ers' coach Singletary on newly anointed starting quarterback Shaun Hill: "I want to go down with a guy like that." HELLO FRISCO (sports.yahoo.com) | (59) | ||
| Those of you planning on seeing Michael Crabtree and Andre Smith play this season, don't hold your breath (msn.foxsports.com) | (84) | ||
| With all other angles of the story covered, ESPN asks the question "What if Brett Favre were a woman?" Green Bay's defense says they'd hit it (sports.espn.go.com) | (64) | ||
| Miami Dolphins finally get some decent players (google.com) | (67) | ||
| Cloud: You're the Kansas City Royals. Silver Lining: You have ZacKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Greinke (kansascity.com) | (46) | ||
| Rockies in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear (scores.espn.go.com) | (52) | ||
| NHL goes socialist, attempting to buy the Coyotes themselves (cbc.ca) | (136) | ||
| Plaxico Burress tells us "bad judgment" is not having a holster (nypost.com) | (88) | ||
| "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Einstein, meet Brad Lidge (philly.com) | (39) | ||
| Bill Murray's son is now a graduate assistant coach for the University of Arizona's basketball team. So, he's got that goin' for him... which is nice (contactmusic.com) | (20) |
| (Some Blogger) | Hoping to replicate hot sales of swimsuit issue, August 31's Sports Illustrated magazine has been certified "100% Favre-Free" (sportsmediawatch.blogspot.com) | (35) | |
| Red Sox finally get Billy Wagner and his "overwhelming desire to pitch in a pennant race." (670thescore.stats.com) | (59) | ||
| Welcome to college hoops, Isiah Thomas. For your first game, you'll have to face the defending national champs in their first home game (sportingnews.com) | (23) | ||
| Chiefs coach says nobody has officially made the Chiefs team yet, might sign 53 other guys (kansascity.com) | (51) | ||
| SEC football teams annoyed that their conference doesn't get its share of Heisman trophies. But they do rack up awards for "dumbest" and "most felonious" players (online.wsj.com) | (109) | ||
| Vikings players still lobbying for Tarvaris Jackson to be the starting quarterback this season, instead of some egomaniacal hired gun who styles himself the NFL's Hamlet (fannation.com) | (140) | ||
| In wake of listeriosis crisis at Maple Leaf Foods, woman concerned she got listeria from kissing Stanley Cup. MLF Exec: "You don't need to worry. The Stanley Cup hasn't been in contact with a Maple Leaf product for 42 years" (thestar.com) | (98) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Bolivian soccer shamed by flying kung-fu kick to the throat (whoateallthepies.tv) | (44) | |
| Fark's favorite top 20 team overcomes 3-run deficit in 14th to beat the Giants, capped by a walkoff grand slam (with video) (mlb.mlb.com) | (62) | ||
| Oklahoma City radio host Jim Traber goes nuclear on Bill Simmons after The Sports Guy insulted him on Twitter (deadspin.com) | (96) | ||
| Behold, the power of the combover: ESPN's PTI overtakes SportsCenter in ratings, ad revenue (sportsbybrooks.com) | (85) | ||
| If you had Johan Santana and Jeff Francoeur in the "next New York Mets to be injured pool", please collect your winnings (sports.espn.go.com) | (58) |
| Former Nebraska RB Thunder Collins is now Killer Collins (sports.espn.go.com) | (38) | ||
| Side effect of Buffalo Bills' vaunted no-huddle offense: no TDs. You're doing it rong (sports.yahoo.com) | (42) | ||
| Hockey coach survives on nothing but creek water for five days in the mountains (sportingnews.com) | (14) | ||
| Thanks to a fan at Fenway Park with a video camera, we now know to what Nation Peter King belongs (video) (deadspin.com) | (45) | ||
| ESPN will air the Sep. 12 USC vs. Ohio State state game in 3-D in Los Angeles, Columbus, and Dallas. In other news, citizens of LA, Columbus, and Dallas will watch USC clown OSU in 3-D (nbcsports.msnbc.com) | (74) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Football team brings in the head women's basketball coach to talk about winning (overthepylon.net) | (18) | |
| 20 years ago today, Pete Rose was banned from baseball for life (sports.espn.go.com) | (151) | ||
| (SBJ) | Hershey-Harrisburg, Pa. named America's top minor-league sports market, mostly due to ice hockey and baseball (sportsbusinessjournal.com) | (34) | |
| The Red Sox may have jumped the gun on releasing John Smoltz, as he absolutely dominated the Padres with 9 strike outs (including 7 straight) and no walks. And he scored the first run of the night (sports.yahoo.com) | (180) | ||
| Giving up on Vince Young: You know you're circling the QB drain when a 35-year-old took your starting spot and you're competing with Patrick Ramsey for second-string (dallasnews.com) | (98) | ||
| New York sports writer declares the Red Sox dead now that the Yankees are 7½ games up with 38 left. Mets fans would like to point out that there is still plenty of time for something to possibly go wrong (nypost.com) | (54) | ||
| England retakes The Ashes by defeating Australia 2-1 with 332 to 1+E0.03 squared, in 90.5 overs, two platapii, and a slightly damp sandwich |
(39) | ||
| OK, if we can't see Danica Patrick in a magazine spread naked, the next best thing would be to see her jump to NASCAR (670-thescore.com) | (97) | ||
| There is a criminal on the Balitmore Ravens roster. No, not that one. Not that one. Just click the link (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) | (51) | ||
| (Some Rockies Guy) | Jason Giambi to roll into Colorado this September, injecting Rockies with dose of power as they try to advance to the post-season (insidetherockies.com) | (22) | |
| Rubens Barrichello wins first Grand Prix in five years, didn't have to pass anyone on track once (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com) | (37) |