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Sun August 30, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN) Strange Following Tom Brady's possible injury against the Redskins, the Patriots do the only logical thing and release presumed back up Kevin O'Connell  (sports.espn.go.com) (54)
(ESPN) Cool California wins Little League World Series over Taipai. Good job kids; now get some sleep, you got school tomorrow  (sports.espn.go.com) (80)
(Kotaku) Interesting The art of recording sports video game commentary. John Madden repeating "boom" ad nauseum suspiciously absent  (kotaku.com) (22)
(Fox Sports) Cool Thai fighter retains WBC boxing title, is then mercilessly pursued by X-Wing, Y-Wing, and Millennium Falcon  T-Shirt  (msn.foxsports.com) (30)
(ESPN) Unlikely "Tom Brady does not have a shoulder injury." That is all  (sports.espn.go.com) (36)
(ESPN) Interesting Past and present Michigan football players are not happy wth the coaching staff and are ratting them out for rules violations  (sports.espn.go.com) (114)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious One guess what the ladies think of you when you're the starting quarterback at USC as a true freshman. Damn you, Matt Barkley (with pics)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (66)
(Fox Sports) Amusing Detroit Lions now 2-1 in preaseason after beating the Colts. That's two more wins than they had in 2008. Championship. Lock it up  (msn.foxsports.com) (90)

Sat August 29, 2009
(Metro) Weird A basketball player from China / Provoked his opponent, a whinah / Who complained that his height / Was too tall -- is he right? / Or making excuses? Both, kinda  T-Shirt  (metro.co.uk) (10)
(LA Times) Interesting Angels request Stairway To Heaven, settle for Kazmir  T-Shirt  (latimes.com) (36)
(ESPN) Scary The Yanks are on such a roll these days that even Sergio Mitre is earning congratulatory reach-arounds  (espn.go.com) (44)
(CNN) Hero Thanks to Eli Manning and Big Ben, the 2004 QB class is the greatest of all time  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Interesting Peter King on suicide watch on word that Tom Brady hurt his shoulder  (cbssports.com) (69)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting Giants in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear  (sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com) (26)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Can Spurs and Chelsea stay perfect? Will Liverpool right the ship? This plus United v Arsenal in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (187)
(BBC) Unlikely F1 finale to have day-night climax  (news.bbc.co.uk) (20)

Fri August 28, 2009
(MyFox Twin Cities) Followup Onterrio Smith's actual Whizzinator up for acution. 2005 Minnesota Vikings playbook also up for auction, so place your bids right and you can fail in two ways  (myfoxtwincities.com) (15)
(Google) Followup ProBowl punter Shane Lechler will make it an amusing Thanksgiving in Dallas  (google.com) (174)
(The Sporting Blog) Amusing Jared Allen on a schism in the Vikings' locker room: "I don't think anyone on this team knows what "schism" is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it."  (sportingnews.com) (39)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Denver Broncos WR Brandon Marshall dons his Captain Obvious outfit, admits he made some errors in judgment when acting like a pouting 3-year-old at practice  (sports.yahoo.com) (50)
(NYPost) Interesting New York Yankees could turn into Penny savers  (nypost.com) (27)
(WWL TV) Amusing Ladies and Gents, I give you.. the home-school'd football league  (wwltv.com) (50)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Natalie Gulbis hires PR firm to remind people she's a serious athlete. With pictures from both of her serious bikini calendars  (sportsbybrooks.com) (56)
(670 The Score) Spiffy Cubs manager Piniella gives fans permission to do something they don't need permission to do  (670thescore.stats.com) (43)

Thu August 27, 2009
(Major League Baseball) Followup Rockies in the rear view mirror may be further than they appear; Dodgers take 2 out of 3 in Denver  (mlb.mlb.com) (27)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Public Relations 101: ESPN, Danica Patrick's PR team neither confirms nor denies she will pose nude for October "Body Issue" of ESPN The Magazine  (sportsbybrooks.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Cool Frank Mir hitting the gym in preparation for Brock Lesnar rematch  (mmamud.com) (105)
(ESPN) Interesting Michael Vick to play in tonight's game agains the Jags. Eagles coaches hoping he doesn't scramble, so he won't get injured or accidentally drown in a 5-gallon bucket of water  (espn.go.com) (145)
(Houston Chronicle) Unlikely Reliant $tadium reduce$ beer pour$ by 4 ounce$ to keep fan$ from getting too drunk  (blogs.chron.com) (51)
(ESPN) Asinine Head of Philly NAACP contemplates holding rally at Eagles game in support of Michael Vick because his basic civil rights and chance to make a living are being denied. You know, besides that multi million dollar NFL contract  (espn.go.com) (119)
(Awful Announcing) Amusing Kenny Chesney commissioned to write theme song for ESPN's college football broadcasts. Contract reportedly includes unlimited supply of mesh half-shirts, male cheerleaders  T-Shirt  (awfulannouncing.blogspot.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Beer ads pulled from college football broadcasts. No, not at BYU. At the University of Wisconsin  (gazettextra.com) (46)
(670 The Score) Obvious Court rules that feds has no right to get the MLB drug-test list. ARod, Manny, Ortiz all nod in agreement  (670thescore.stats.com) (33)
(NYPost) Unlikely Jeter possibly engaged. A-Rod seen crying fully-clothed in his shower  (nypost.com) (72)
(Seacoastonline.com) Amusing No balls, zero strikes. Yer out  (seacoastonline.com) (20)
(Major League Baseball) Stupid Milton Bradley says Milton Bradley and his .259/11/35 stats are butthurt about being disliked by fans  (chicago.cubs.mlb.com) (56)
(Some Guy?) Ironic Transsexual tennis player Renee Richards thinks South African runner Caster Semenya should not be allowed to compete against women because she is too "mannish"  (cbssports.com) (17)
(Sports by Brooks) Cool In an effort to take on SI's Swimsuit Issue, ESPN The Magazine will present a "nude issue" in October featuring athletes - including Danica Patrick (bikini pics in link)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (39)
(670 The Score) Followup Latest Met lost for the season is Oliver Perez. World Health Organization declares Mets a pandemic  (670thescore.stats.com) (36)

Wed August 26, 2009
(Deadspin) Interesting The confessions of an NBA scorekeeper, or how Nick Van Exel managed to record 23 assists in a single game. Vince McMahon laughs  (deadspin.com) (31)
(USA Today) Asinine Rick Pitino, classy as always, wonders why his sex scandal is bigger news in Kentucky than Ted Kennedy's death  (usatoday.com) (31)
(Yahoo) Amusing 49ers' coach Singletary on newly anointed starting quarterback Shaun Hill: "I want to go down with a guy like that." HELLO FRISCO  (sports.yahoo.com) (59)
(Fox Sports) Dumbass Those of you planning on seeing Michael Crabtree and Andre Smith play this season, don't hold your breath  (msn.foxsports.com) (84)
(ESPN) Dumbass With all other angles of the story covered, ESPN asks the question "What if Brett Favre were a woman?" Green Bay's defense says they'd hit it  (sports.espn.go.com) (64)
(Google) Cool Miami Dolphins finally get some decent players  (google.com) (67)
(Kansas City) Cool Cloud: You're the Kansas City Royals. Silver Lining: You have ZacKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Greinke  (kansascity.com) (46)
(ESPN) Cool Rockies in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear  (scores.espn.go.com) (52)
(CBC) Stupid NHL goes socialist, attempting to buy the Coyotes themselves  (cbc.ca) (136)
(NYPost) Followup Plaxico Burress tells us "bad judgment" is not having a holster  (nypost.com) (88)
(Philly) Stupid "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Einstein, meet Brad Lidge  (philly.com) (39)
(Contact Music) Cool Bill Murray's son is now a graduate assistant coach for the University of Arizona's basketball team. So, he's got that goin' for him... which is nice  (contactmusic.com) (20)

Tue August 25, 2009
(Some Blogger) Amusing Hoping to replicate hot sales of swimsuit issue, August 31's Sports Illustrated magazine has been certified "100% Favre-Free"  (sportsmediawatch.blogspot.com) (35)
(670 The Score) Unlikely Red Sox finally get Billy Wagner and his "overwhelming desire to pitch in a pennant race."  (670thescore.stats.com) (59)
(The Sporting Blog) Interesting Welcome to college hoops, Isiah Thomas. For your first game, you'll have to face the defending national champs in their first home game  (sportingnews.com) (23)
(Kansas City) Amusing Chiefs coach says nobody has officially made the Chiefs team yet, might sign 53 other guys  (kansascity.com) (51)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting SEC football teams annoyed that their conference doesn't get its share of Heisman trophies. But they do rack up awards for "dumbest" and "most felonious" players  (online.wsj.com) (109)
(FanNation) Interesting Vikings players still lobbying for Tarvaris Jackson to be the starting quarterback this season, instead of some egomaniacal hired gun who styles himself the NFL's Hamlet  (fannation.com) (140)
(Toronto Star) Amusing In wake of listeriosis crisis at Maple Leaf Foods, woman concerned she got listeria from kissing Stanley Cup. MLF Exec: "You don't need to worry. The Stanley Cup hasn't been in contact with a Maple Leaf product for 42 years"  (thestar.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Video Bolivian soccer shamed by flying kung-fu kick to the throat  (whoateallthepies.tv) (44)
(Major League Baseball) Cool Fark's favorite top 20 team overcomes 3-run deficit in 14th to beat the Giants, capped by a walkoff grand slam (with video)  (mlb.mlb.com) (62)
(Deadspin) Amusing Oklahoma City radio host Jim Traber goes nuclear on Bill Simmons after The Sports Guy insulted him on Twitter  (deadspin.com) (96)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Behold, the power of the combover: ESPN's PTI overtakes SportsCenter in ratings, ad revenue  (sportsbybrooks.com) (85)
(ESPN) Sad If you had Johan Santana and Jeff Francoeur in the "next New York Mets to be injured pool", please collect your winnings  (sports.espn.go.com) (58)

Mon August 24, 2009
(ESPN) Sick Former Nebraska RB Thunder Collins is now Killer Collins  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Cool Side effect of Buffalo Bills' vaunted no-huddle offense: no TDs. You're doing it rong  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)
(The Sporting Blog) Cool Hockey coach survives on nothing but creek water for five days in the mountains  (sportingnews.com) (14)
(Deadspin) Amusing Thanks to a fan at Fenway Park with a video camera, we now know to what Nation Peter King belongs (video)  (deadspin.com) (45)
(MSNBC) Cool ESPN will air the Sep. 12 USC vs. Ohio State state game in 3-D in Los Angeles, Columbus, and Dallas. In other news, citizens of LA, Columbus, and Dallas will watch USC clown OSU in 3-D  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Strange Football team brings in the head women's basketball coach to talk about winning  (overthepylon.net) (18)
(ESPN) Followup 20 years ago today, Pete Rose was banned from baseball for life  (sports.espn.go.com) (151)
(SBJ) Amusing Hershey-Harrisburg, Pa. named America's top minor-league sports market, mostly due to ice hockey and baseball  (sportsbusinessjournal.com) (34)
(Yahoo) Interesting The Red Sox may have jumped the gun on releasing John Smoltz, as he absolutely dominated the Padres with 9 strike outs (including 7 straight) and no walks. And he scored the first run of the night  (sports.yahoo.com) (180)
(Dallas News) Sad Giving up on Vince Young: You know you're circling the QB drain when a 35-year-old took your starting spot and you're competing with Patrick Ramsey for second-string  (dallasnews.com) (98)
(NYPost) Obvious New York sports writer declares the Red Sox dead now that the Yankees are 7½ games up with 38 left. Mets fans would like to point out that there is still plenty of time for something to possibly go wrong  (nypost.com) (54)
(BBC) Cool England retakes The Ashes by defeating Australia 2-1 with 332 to 1+E0.03 squared, in 90.5 overs, two platapii, and a slightly damp sandwich  T-Shirt  (news.bbc.co.uk) (39)
(670 The Score) Cool OK, if we can't see Danica Patrick in a magazine spread naked, the next best thing would be to see her jump to NASCAR  (670-thescore.com) (97)
(CNN) Obvious There is a criminal on the Balitmore Ravens roster. No, not that one. Not that one. Just click the link  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (51)
(Some Rockies Guy) Strange Jason Giambi to roll into Colorado this September, injecting Rockies with dose of power as they try to advance to the post-season  (insidetherockies.com) (22)
(Yahoo) Cool Rubens Barrichello wins first Grand Prix in five years, didn't have to pass anyone on track once  (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com) (37)

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