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Sun June 28, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NASCAR) Cool Joey Logano becomes the first teenager to win at the Sprint Cup level  (nascar.com) (33)
(Science Daily) Obvious Researchers determine what makes a great football player. That's football as in 'soccer', so weighing 380lbs and being able to lumber around for up to eight seconds before needing sideline oxygen did not figure  T-Shirt  (sciencedaily.com) (166)
(USA Today) Cool Live at 2:00 pm ET: USA vs. Brazil in the finals of the FIFA NIT  (usatoday.com) (lots)
(Some Guy) Interesting Dale Jr. to be replaced by Danica Patrick? Its more likely than you think  (mikemulhern.net) (64)
(The New York Times) Obvious Mets and Yankees season ticket holders are realizing they didn't think their cunning plan to make a fortune selling their seats in the secondary market all the way through  (nytimes.com) (75)
(ESPN) Cool As if it couldn't get any worse for Cubs' fans, Indians ship Mark DeRosa to the Cardinals for some minor league table scraps  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)
(ESPN) Fail Well, so much for a new American boxing star, Ortiz stopped in the sixth  (sports.espn.go.com) (26)

Sat June 27, 2009
(ESPN) Asinine Lou Piniella apologizes to Milton Bradley for hurting his widdle feelings by calling him a bad name  (sports.espn.go.com) (31)
(ESPN) Unlikely Adam Dunn: "For every crucial at-bat I'll take late in a game, I'll always be facing the toughest lefty on the other team. That's why the strikeout rate is up."  (sports.espn.go.com) (52)
(Stuff) Amusing Top Wimbledon seed defeated by low-ranking teenager, blames failure on the wet grass  (stuff.co.nz) (30)
(Some Guy) Followup Max Mosely, who was quitting but then staying, then planned to leave to appease FOTA, now may be staying, on today's episide of As The F1 Turns  (en.f1-live.com) (28)
(ESPN) Interesting Broad Street just got a little bullier  (sports.espn.go.com) (51)
(ESPN) Dumbass Mr. April passes Mr. October on the all-time HR list in a 9-1 rout of the Mets  (sports.espn.go.com) (54)
(AZCentral) Hero After finding a handful of change under his couch cushions, White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf purchases NHL's Phoenix Coyotes  (azcentral.com) (64)
(Telegraph) Interesting Unlike, say, Ivan Lendl or Monica Seles, for whom its just metaphorical, Viktor Troicki is actually allergic to the grass he'll be playing on at Wimbledon  (telegraph.co.uk) (8)

Fri June 26, 2009
(Kansas City) Obvious Kansas City Royal pitcher Sidney Ponson tested positive for the stimulant and weight loss drug Phentermine. Ponson is currently 1-5 with a 7.27 ERA and weighs 250 lbs, so he really should ask for a refund  T-Shirt  (kansascity.com) (15)
(Chicago Tribune) Weird For whomever had "June 26th" in the Milton Bradley Freaks Out Mid-Game And Leaves The Stadium Pool: please collect your winnings  (blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com) (46)
(CNN) Interesting Dates and locations for all NFL summer training camps, for those football fans eagerly awaiting the new season. Plus you Browns fans  T-Shirt  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (46)
(Yahoo) Interesting NHL Draft discussion thread. Will the Islanders play it safe (Hedman/Duchene), go for instant sex appeal (Tavares), or perhaps trade to Brian Burke for a truckload of garbage  (sports.yahoo.com) (295)
(Seattle Times) Obvious Seattle judge gives A-OK for local businessman to erect strip club next door to Safeco Field. Conveniently for Mariners players, it includes a juice bar  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (21)
(Baltimore Sun) Obvious Former Browns receiver suing team over his catching a staph infection while with the team. Braylon Edwards catches nothing. Again  (baltimoresun.com) (32)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Lou Piniella hits back at critics who say he's lost his fire. And like the majority of Cubs who try to hit, he misses  (chicagotribune.com) (50)
(FanHouse) Asinine Proof certain athletes should be locked away from Twitter: Chad Ochocinco compares Michael Jackson's death to 9/11 tragedy  (backporch.fanhouse.com) (99)
(Canada.com) Unlikely 47 year old Chelios thinks he has one more year in him. This despite the fact that he was unable to record any points in 34 games last season  (canada.com) (41)

Thu June 25, 2009
(ESPN) Amusing NL Rookie of the Year misunderstands when coaches tell him they want him to hit .420  T-Shirt  (sports.espn.go.com) (35)
(Canoe) Dumbass NHL commissioner Gary Bettman unhappy with quick sale of Montreal Canadiens. Would rather see the team relocated to Death Valley, Reno or Honolulu  (slam.canoe.ca) (46)
(ESPN) Followup Frank Thomas is 'close' to announcing his retirement. In a related story, Frank Thomas hasn't retired yet  (sports.espn.go.com) (55)
(ESPN) PSA Official NBA Draft discussion thread. Will the Clippers screw up the first pick? Will the Knicks pick some no-name European? Where will Ricky Rubio go? 7 PM EST on ESPN  (scores.espn.go.com) (508)
(Comedy Central) Amusing T.O. apologizes for being a terdbasket  (comedycentral.com) (22)
(AJC) Cool Now this is hardcore: Pitcher punches dugout door during game, breaks bone in hand, pushes bone back and pitches next inning  (ajc.com) (38)
(CBS Sports) Obvious In a shocking and completely unexpected turn of events, BCS presidents reject playoff system proposed by the Mountain West  (cbssports.com) (127)
(The Sporting Blog) Amusing Nats fail on the field against Boston, but Washington fans get revenge by sending Red Sox fans to gay bars to watch games  (sportingnews.com) (89)
(Deadspin) Followup Remember that Yankee fan vs. rarely-seen Marlin fan "brawl?" Well it just keeps getting better  (deadspin.com) (81)
(Yahoo) Obvious Cleveland sends Ben Wallace and Sasha Pavlovic to Phoenix, for Shaquille O'Neal  (sports.yahoo.com) (200)

Wed June 24, 2009
(ESPN) Hero US football team pulls off upset victory over world number one Spain, 2-0  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (186)
(ESPN) Cool What do you call a deaf dumb 5'2" girl racing AMA Motorcross? How about #1  (espn.go.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Fail Michael Jordan's son quits Illinois basketball team after playing for two years; unknown whether ill-conceived attempt to play minor-league baseball will follow  (rivals.yahoo.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Obvious Ovechkin who? NBC picks Flyers over Caps to play in the Winter Classic at Fenway in order to draw a bigger audience  (trentonian.com) (66)
(Fox Sports) Cool United States against the best-in-the-world, eleven man boy band. US - Spain Live discussion thread now open  (msn.foxsports.com) (408)
(670 The Score) Dumbass Manny-querque just doesn't have the same ring to it  (670thescore.stats.com) (35)
(ESPN) Obvious Duke guard Elliot Williams will travel for another school, suck  (sports.espn.go.com) (16)
(Yahoo) Followup F1 breakaway, and passing averted as deal reached  (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com) (22)
(CBS Miami) Followup Favre reaches agreement with Vikings, will attend training camp in July. Obvious tag retires  (cbs4.com) (152)
(MSN) Amusing Kate Hudson fatigues A-Rod with lap dances and hour-long sucking face sessions. She has to be a Red Sox fan  (wonderwall.msn.com) (56)
(ESPN) Cool Dallas Cowboys linemen form heavy metal band. Some hit songs include "Run to the Exits", "Jerry's High" and "Romo in the dark"  (sports.espn.go.com) (47)
(NYPost) Spiffy Yankees fall apart. No, this isn't a repeat from yesterday, or the day before that  (nypost.com) (58)

Tue June 23, 2009
(Yahoo) Amusing It's just not college football preseason without the Oregon Ducks announcing new ass-ugly uniforms  (rivals.yahoo.com) (73)
(ESPN) Obvious Cubs Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg thinks Sammy Sosa should be allowed in the Hall of Fame. Just kidding, Ryno throws Sosa under the bus and says he lacks integrity  (sports.espn.go.com) (69)
(TSN) Obvious Three former Detroit Red Wings and another guy inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame  (tsn.ca) (64)
(Yahoo) Asinine University of Florida's athletics budget increasing to $90 million this year to cover player salaries, legal costs and a shrine to Tim Tebow  (rivals.yahoo.com) (50)
(Deadspin) Amusing NFL kicker Jay Feely goes on Sean Hannity's show to prove how worldly and intelligent football players are, fails miserably  (deadspin.com) (36)
(ESPN) Followup Your official Fark College World Series Game Two thread. LSU and Texas fans, known for humility and good sportsmanship, will be engaged in substantive debate to your right  (sports.espn.go.com) (70)
(ESPN) Interesting Bucks trade Richard Jefferson to the Spurs for the corpse of Bruce Bowen and a couple walking bags of cap money. Don't worry though Bucks fans, I'm sure Bogut will make the leap this year  (sports.espn.go.com) (35)
(St. Petersburg Times) Asinine Tampa Bay Lightning owners can't even agree on how to destroy the once-proud franchise  (tampabay.com) (27)
(Guardian.com) Followup The Iranian government has given the four Iranian football (soccer) players who wore green wristbands during their match against South Korea a lifetime ban from the sport  (guardian.co.uk) (82)
(Some Guy) Followup Chris Chelios: I'm not retired yet. Red Wings: You're not fooling anyone. Chelios: I feel happy. Ken Holland: *whack*  (kolotv.com) (43)
(ESPN) Asinine Man who stole rare bike belonging to Lance Armstrong receives three years in prison, or 1,065 more days than Donte Stallworth  (sports.espn.go.com) (67)
(CNN) Obvious Notre Dame has another cupcake schedule? SAVE ME, Touchdown Jebus  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (76)
(Denver Post) Cool A night of records: 9th straight road game won, franchise record for wins by a pitcher. Colorado Rockies win 17 out of their last 18 games, remain one of the hottest top 20 teams in baseball  (denverpost.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Interesting Just hours after the US Open finished, Glover announced his retirement  (sports.yahoo.com) (16)
(Pro Football Talk) Interesting NFL confirms that, because he was released from the reserved-retired list, Brett Favre does not need formal reinstatement to the NFL before he can ride around his farm on his tractor  (profootballtalk.com) (16)
(Guardian.com) Stupid Egypt deny that their team's exit from the Confederations Cup was due to their players celebrating with $2,300 worth of hookers. Spokesperson: "This was not the only reason for the defeat"  (guardian.co.uk) (32)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane to grace the cover of NHL 2010. Ovechkin, Crosby who?  (blogs.suntimes.com) (80)
(CNN) Cool Rhythm is gonna get the Dolphins as Gloria Estefan buys stake in team  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (29)

Mon June 22, 2009
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Tennis commentator claims women players at Wimbledon are only there to "sell sex". How preposterous. And where's my Ana Ivanvoic bikini calendar?  (sportsbybrooks.com) (46)
(Major League Baseball) Dumbass A-Rod experiencing fatigue in his right hip after surgery, will rest one day per week. If only there was something he could take to recover faster  (mlb.mlb.com) (22)
(Albany Times Union) Sappy 11-year-old fields ground ball and initiates 6-4-3 double play. A nice play in Little League. An awesome play in Cooperstown's Hall of Fame Classic  (timesunion.com) (20)
(Metsblog.com) Sad Mets place Carlos Beltran on the DL. Will now feature a starting line-up with 10 less home runs than Albert Pujols. Seriously  (metsblog.com) (41)
(Some Wolverine) Interesting RichRod focuses his full attention on recruiting great offensive players to run his spread. His defense, however, looks like moldy swiss cheese  (maizenbrew.com) (37)
(Deadspin) Interesting Video of awesome fight between a Yankee fan and the rarely-seen Marlin fan  (deadspin.com) (101)
(ESPN) Cool Obama to travel to his second favorite continent to open ceremonies for his second favorite type of football  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (16)
(ESPN) Spiffy Glover wins U.S. Open. Definitely getting too old for this sh*t  (sports.espn.go.com) (37)
(BBC) Amusing The history of grunting in tennis, and why women shriek more noticeably than men  (news.bbc.co.uk) (23)
(Some Guy) Interesting William and Mary college may adopt the only mascot in collegiate athletics that makes your pee smell funny  (phillyburbs.com) (23)
(BBC) Cool ESPN just bought the rights to broadcast 46 English Premier League soccer games in the UK next year in a bid to increase programming that is marginally more watchable than the World Series of Poker  (news.bbc.co.uk) (78)
(Some Guy) Interesting Vikings have authorized Reebok to begin making jerseys bearing the No. 4  (inforum.com) (81)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Brutal dictator still trying to put down rebellion, may have to step down and flee the country  (guardian.co.uk) (17)

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