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Sun June 14, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(PennLive) Spiffy Hershey Bears win AHL's Calder Cup, giving Pennsylvania dual hockey championships. Charlestown Chiefs approve  (blog.pennlive.com) (34)
(BBC) Cool Marc Gene, David Brabham, and Alexander Wurz emerge as Le Mens at Le Mans  (news.bbc.co.uk) (19)
(ESPN) Interesting The Neckbeard is dead. Long live the Neckbeard  (sports.espn.go.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Kobe or not Kobe. That...is the question as the LA Lakers prepare for an Orlando Magic team that will not die. NBA Finals Game 5 discussion thread (8pm ET, ABC)  (sports.yahoo.com) (334)
(ESPN) Cool Brian Bruney has had enough of Francisco "point to the sky after every pitch" Rodriguez  (sports.espn.go.com) (57)
(Daily Express) Unlikely I see whatever ridiculous transfer rumour you've heard this summer and raise you Fernando Torres to Manchester United  (express.co.uk) (27)
(Yahoo) Amusing When slowing down to celebrate victory in a motorcycle race, it's always worth being absolutely sure you don't have another lap to go  (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com) (17)
(ESPN) Cool Remember those Shaq to Cleveland trade talks from a while back? The chances of it happening now are pretty good  (sports.espn.go.com) (43)
(CBS Sports) Interesting Gay has all the guys lined up behind him at the St. Jude Classic. Can Mickelson come from behind, or is he too many strokes off?  T-Shirt  (cbssports.com) (7)
(Yahoo) Followup Pittsburgh beats Detroit  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)

Sat June 13, 2009
(ESPN) Cool Cubs shutout by Twins. Book it, done  (espn.go.com) (31)
(ESPN) Cool It's the roar of the crowd, the smell of the grass, and the PING of the aluminum bat. It's time for the mid June classic, the College World Series  (sports.espn.go.com) (51)
(Free Press) Scary Nicklas Lidstrom had surgery on his testicles during the playoffs and returned to the lineup one game later. What a pansy  (freep.com) (86)
(ESPN) Amusing Mets reach into pocket, pull out ball game, wipe the tears of their fans off of it, hand it to Yankees  (sports.espn.go.com) (100)
(ESPN) Cool Rockies ninth straight win gives them 20th best record in baseball  (sports.espn.go.com) (24)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Police break up cocaine ring on Idaho golf course. "You take drugs, Danny?" "Every day." "Good"  (sportsbybrooks.com) (42)
(Des Moines Register) Asinine Not news: Heckle the umpire on a close call. News: That's an ejection. Fark: For the whole crowd  (desmoinesregister.com) (25)
(ESPN) Fail Milton Bradley finds his inner Larry Walker and throws ball into stands with one out  (espn.go.com) (36)

Fri June 12, 2009
(Yahoo) Hero PENGWINS  (sports.yahoo.com) (389)
(Boston Globe) PSA Pats pass on past Pat Pat Pass. Past Pat Pass passed pissed  T-Shirt  (boston.com) (94)
(ESPN) Sad Not news: LPGA player gets birdie. Fark: Birdie explodes in puff of feathers  (sports.espn.go.com) (13)
(The Onion) Satire Lebron's postgame walkout was nothing - The Onion compiles the worst acts of sportsmanship in history  (theonion.com) (29)
(ESPN) Cool 82 regular season games. 15 playoff wins each. It all comes down to this: Game 7. Stanley Cup Finals. Wings/Pens, 8pm ET. Let the game begin. (Wings suck)  (espn.go.com) (2129)
(Some Guy) Asinine Actual headline: White Sox Accidentally The Whole Homestand  (southsidesox.com) (25)
(Deadspin) Obvious Why Wrigley Field Sucks, or alternately, What the Rest of Us Have Known for Years About that Delapidated Yuppie Beer Garden  (deadspin.com) (85)
(RootZoo) Cool In honor of tonights Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. A look back at the top 7 of game 7's for the greatest trophy is sports  (rootzoo.com) (68)
(Fox Sports) Amusing Today's apology-worthy phrase: "Stan Van Gundy needs his ass beat"  (msn.foxsports.com) (49)
(AJC) Obvious Atlanta Falcons put down Michael Vick  (ajc.com) (38)
(Philly) Amusing Sexy Rexy to wreck the Texans  (philly.com) (44)
(The Sun) Dumbass How do you celebrate becoming the world's most expensive footballer? Obviously you go and see the world's most expensive hooker  (thesun.co.uk) (128)
(CNN) Cool Instead of an extension, Eagles give Donovan McNabb a $5 million raise for the last two years of his contract plus a truckload a Chunky Soup delivered to his mom  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (69)
(USA Today) Interesting ESPN Magazine to consider "tastefully" publishing an issue of all-nude atheletes  (usatoday.com) (70)
(Toronto Star) Interesting Don't worry Coyotes fans, you aren't the worst market in the NHL. You somehow managed to beat out the Saskatchewan Blues  (thestar.com) (69)
(ESPN) Strange Crooked NBA ref Tim Donaghy's knee attacked by inmate armed with "paint rolling stick" in PMITK prison  (sports.espn.go.com) (26)
(ESPN) Sad There was no Magic in Orlando tonight  (espn.go.com) (47)
(ESPN) Stupid Derrick Rose does his impression of drunk white sorority girls  (sports.espn.go.com) (26)
(ESPN) Fail Yankees new $161 million dollar star pitches a gem to defeat their arch-rivals from Boston ... just kidding, he blows it in the 8th and the Yanks are 0-8 vs the Sox this season  (espn.go.com) (122)
(Major League Baseball) Video Cleveland Indians get an assist from a seagull to win it against the Royals. Randy Johnson unavailable for comment  (cleveland.indians.mlb.com) (48)

Thu June 11, 2009
(Sports by Brooks) Scary Your next owner of the St. Louis Rams: Rush Limbaugh?  (sportsbybrooks.com) (198)
(ESPN) Cool NBA Finals Game 4 discussion - Orlando hoping to shoot 100% from the field, Kobe just hoping to shoot free throws better than Shaq (9pm ET, ABC)  (espn.go.com) (477)
(Wordpress) Followup NCAA rules Hazelton has no homecoming  (trojanempire.wordpress.com) (11)
(ESPN) Stupid Yankees remain frustrated but refuse to pull Wang  (sports.espn.go.com) (138)
(CNN) Cool PETA names Phillies' Citizens Bank park as most veggie-friendly major league ballpark in America  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (40)
(Wisconsin State Journal) Cool Brewers: Hall safe at third, for now  (madison.com) (15)
(USA Today) Interesting Joe Nieuwendyk's first major move as GM of the Dallas Stars is to fire head coach Dave Tippett  (usatoday.com) (36)
(AL.com) Obvious NCAA places Alabama football team on 3-year probation, will force forfeiture of multiple games. This is not a repeat from 1995 or 2002  (al.com) (165)
(The Sporting Blog) Amusing Chad Ochocinco with another subtle move, getting multiple facial tattoos and announcing it on Twitter (with photos)  (sportingnews.com) (21)
(AP) Fail On today's chilling episode of "As the Favre Turns: Vikes coach Brad Childress says "stay tuned"  (hosted.ap.org) (28)
(Fox Sports) Unlikely Coach Mora thinks Michael Vick paid his debt and should be allowed back to NFL. When asked if Seattle would take him, Mora said "What, are you crazy? That thug? Here? You're out of your mind"  (msn.foxsports.com) (55)
(USA Today) Interesting NFL's new policy of allowing ads on practice jerseys put to test as adult video company attempts to purchase ad space with Houston Texans  (blogs.usatoday.com) (41)
(BBC) Asinine Two days after signing Kaka for £56m, Real Madrid to sign Ronaldo from Man Utd for world record £80m. In related news, Real Madrid ticket prices to go up by 300%  (news.bbc.co.uk) (123)
(LA Times) Dumbass Things Manny Ramirez didn't do: kill nobody, rape nobody. Things he did do: violate a rule on suspended players talking to media in the clubhouse  (latimes.com) (25)
(Google) Sad Fewer than 100 fans remain to watch Nationals lose at home in 12th inning. Montreal would be proud  (google.com) (59)

Wed June 10, 2009
(ESPN) Amusing Now THIS is how you deny steroid use  (sports.espn.go.com) (90)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Amusing Bob Huggins: 0, Bob Huggins' bathroom door: 1  (news.cincinnati.com) (16)
(USA Today) Spiffy With problems paying for the new stadium, coaches and teamates quitting right and left, the Indianapolis Colts FINALLY have a bit of good news -- Coach Jim Caldwell has rearranged the seating chart in the team meeting room  (usatoday.com) (4)
(Yahoo) Interesting Montana joins Washington, much to the surprise of Idaho  T-Shirt  (rivals.yahoo.com) (39)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Peyton Manning is the new spokesperson for the Indianapolis Tourism Board. Visitors can look forward to a few exciting and enjoyable days and then leave in shame and disappointment  (chicagotribune.com) (94)
(ESPN) Asinine Lawyer sues Oakland A's because of sex discrimination in Mother's Day floppy sun hat giveaway. Fark: he wins  (sports.espn.go.com) (100)
(Seattle Times) Obvious Making the game-winning catch in the Super Bowl has its advantages. Especially when it comes to cops finding pot in your car. "I'm all right."  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (30)
(Ballpark Digest) Amusing That smell coming from Albuquerque? Probably from Sunday night's 50-Cent Hot Dog Night at ballpark, where fans consumed record 37,669 hot dogs  (ballparkdigest.com) (24)
(homerderby.com) Fail Move over Natinals, the Oriloes can't spell either  (homerderby.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Stupid Favre saga has finally jumped the shark  (kfan.com) (38)
(CNN) Cool Vying to go seven wins in seven attempts in World Cup qualifying Wednesday, England is also the highest scoring club in European qualifying  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Fail The NHL picked their winner for the Stanley Cup by putting Red Wings Stanley Cup champions gear up for sale  (961kiss.com) (69)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Study claims that altered dimensions and lowered wall heights have led to 19% more homers at new Yankee Stadium, 200% more bullcrap in statistical studies  (nydailynews.com) (99)
(Yahoo) Strange Believe it or not, we actually found somebody who *likes* Digger, that annoying cartoon gopher that Fox pimps all over a NASCAR broadcast  (sports.yahoo.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Video Reporter dunks on five-year old, making kid cry. Genius  (smokingsection.uproxx.com) (49)
(CNN) Interesting Crooked, cheating USC coach resigns. No, not him, the other one  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (72)
(ESPN) Obvious Jeremy Mayfield, the suspended NASCAR driver, allegedly tested positive for meth. Meth in NASCAR? No way. Really?  (wcnc.com) (46)
(ESPN) Dumbass The collapse of the Royals is complete, a first place 18-11 in May to a last place 24-33 in June  (espn.go.com) (20)
(NHL) Spiffy The Stanley Cup goes back to Detroit....... for game 7  (nhl.com) (149)

Tue June 09, 2009
(Some Guy) Dumbass Tom Brady saved from drowning in Charles River. Sadly, no tape of incident exists as Belichick was in Foxboro  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (69)
(Yahoo) Cool NBA Finals move back to Disney East for Game 3 with the Magic down 2-0 and looking for magic; your Los Angeles @ Orlando discussion thread (9pm ET, ABC)  (sports.yahoo.com) (336)
(Yahoo) Obvious Brad Lidge goes to the DL after being diagnosed with a "blown save"  (sports.yahoo.com) (22)
(NJ.com) Unlikely Brent Sutter says he is not a quitter while announcing that he is quitting as New Jersey Devils coach  (nj.com) (12)
(CNN) Unlikely Brett Favre's family books 30 hotel rooms in Green Bay to not watch him unretire when he doesn't play in the Packers-Vikings game Nov. 1  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (46)
(ESPN) Spiffy Stanley Cup Final Game Six. Detroit at Pittsburgh, 8 PM. Can the Penguins force Game 7, or will the Red Wings hoist the Stanley Cup in Pittsburgh for the second year in a row?  (sports.espn.go.com) (lots)
(Google) Interesting Washington Redskins unveil $20 lottery ticket with the odds of winning 1:165,000. -- This sounds all too familiar to Redskins season ticket holders  (google.com) (24)
(YouTube) Scary Belgian soccer player has heart attack on the field, jolts up seconds later  (bareknucks.com) (31)
(Raider Beat) Silly The Oakland Raiders, either expecting a rash of injuries or the inevitable declaration that JaMarcus Russell is a bust, sign sixth QB to the roster  (raiderbeat.com) (65)
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine Houston's Minute Maid Park the only MLB stadium to ban outside food and drink. Banning outside food "has been kind of a tradition in Houston," says owner Stingy McScrooge  (chron.com) (64)
(Sports by Brooks) Stupid NBC puts a stop to Stanley Cup viewing parties at Detroit's & Pittsburgh's arenas because they're hurting local TV ratings  (sportsbybrooks.com) (122)
(USA Today) Sad Just because you're the defending champion of the truck series, that doesn't mean anything is guaranteed... like sponsorship... or a ride  (usatoday.com) (18)
(NYPost) Amusing Old & busted: Burying a Red Sox jersey under the new Yankee Stadium. New hotness: Planting Yankee Stadium grass in the Fenway infield during a concert  (nypost.com) (167)
(Yahoo) Obvious NBA Finals Game 2 ratings down from last year, dropping from just ahead of CSI: Minot to percentage points behind Extreme Makeover: Public Restroom Edition  (sports.yahoo.com) (93)
(USA Today) Cool Bobby Cox manages 2,000th win with Braves, to not get ejected  (usatoday.com) (31)
(Fox Sports) Interesting Real Madrid pays $92M for Kaka. That's one expensive piece of crap  (msn.foxsports.com) (54)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious Today's Fark-ready headline comes to us from the sport of Aussie Rules Football: 'Five-star Dick gets Rising reward'  (abc.net.au) (1)
(YouTube) Amusing A bunch of redneck WWE fans react in real time to CM Punk's World title victory over Jeff Hardy at last night's Extreme Rules PPV (video)  (youtube.com) (66)
(FanHouse) Fail John Daly doesn't come close to qualifying for the U.S. Open, decides to spend rest of day smoking and wearing picnic tablecloth shorts  (golf.fanhouse.com) (16)
(AFP) Weird Turf at Swaziland's only stadium torn apart to bury yellow moons, green clovers and purple horseshoes  (news.yahoo.com) (2)
(Some Guy) Sad Barry Bonds' wife files for separation*  (wbaltv.com) (27)

Mon June 08, 2009
(TSN) Interesting NHL line change rule gives proof of home-ice advantage  (tsn.ca) (38)
(Boston Herald) Followup David Ortiz passes eye exam, a test that apparently had nothing resembling a baseball  T-Shirt  (bostonherald.com) (53)
(Yahoo) Cool Since the release of Clint Hurdle, the Colorado Rockies are on a 5-0 streak and are one of the hottest teams in the league after winning 119 out of their last 244 games  (sports.yahoo.com) (25)
(Dayton Daily News) Sad Bengals screw up golden opportunity to get in on future players/ felons  (daytondailynews.com) (18)
(LA Times) Unlikely Drew Carey wants soccer to become "deeply popular" in the US. Yeah? And we want Bob Barker back and 20 years younger, but that ain't happening, either  (latimes.com) (377)
(Free Press) Followup Judge rules that Tiger Stadium can be torn down. In other news. 10 years after being closed, Tiger Stadium is still standing  (freep.com) (49)
(FanNation) Spiffy Jerry Jones may bring Pacman Jones back to the Cowboys just to mess with people's heads  (fannation.com) (27)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Houston Chronicle breathlessly reports on new urban sport called "Parkour", which allows you to release your inner Spider-Man by climbing walls and hopping around your environment like a rabid monkey  (chron.com) (57)
(Some Guy) Sad BJ Upton may be owned in 98.6% of fantasy leagues, but that only makes his bad year even more painful to watch  (bareknucks.com) (38)
(Chicago Tribune) Sad The Cubs curse has now manifested itself in humans as it's revealed Ryan Dempster's daughter suffers from a rare condition in which she would choke on anything fed to her  (chicagotribune.com) (42)
(Deadspin) Obvious While Hollywood actors keep beaming in, there have been no openly popular pro athlete Scientologists since 1971. It's nice in the closet  (deadspin.com) (28)
(ESPN) Cool News: Diamondback pitchers combine to no-hit the Padres for 9 innings. Fark: Of an 18 inning game  (espn.go.com) (31)
(Canoe) Spiffy Brown defeats Faber, Dean Wormer inconsolable  T-Shirt  (slam.canoe.ca) (45)
(ESPN) Ironic Favre has surgery on shoulder because he's not coming out of retirement  (sports.espn.go.com) (42)

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