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Sun May 31, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo) Fail "The" OSU baseball following the way of the football squad, losing by 31 in the 5th inning  (rivals.yahoo.com) (38)
(ESPN) Spiffy It's so nice, we're doing it twice (in a row). Stanley Cup Final, Game 2. Penguins at Red Wings, 8pm. GAME ON  (scores.espn.go.com) (1377)
(WLTX-19) Amusing Fox Sports says "Digger" not to blame for NASCAR ratings drop but rather Dale Jr's slump. In other news, Tony Eury to don Gopher costume  (wltx.com) (71)
(ESPN) Misc So far Dodgers fans have loved Joe Torre, let's see what happens when we secretly replace him with Joe "Well I may have 1 more year, or not, if you love me enough, but maybe not even then" Torre  (sports.espn.go.com) (26)
(Major League Baseball) Spiffy Cubs take lead in all time series record versus the Dodgers. 1014-1013  (mlb.mlb.com) (28)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Prince Harry's polo team wins charity polo game. I guess his stepmother was good for something after all  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (10)
(Komo) Weird Shocker: WSU defeats WSU  (komonews.com) (14)
(Cleveland) Sad Witness LeChoke  (cleveland.com) (137)

Sat May 30, 2009
(Major League Baseball) Cool Ryan Howard swings and crushes one toward South America  (mlb.mlb.com) (57)
(Reuters) Cool Gay runs fast, but not enough to catch record-breaking Johnson  T-Shirt  (ca.reuters.com) (16)
(Yahoo) Obvious Another tragic case of sandy vagina for Serena Williams  (sports.yahoo.com) (28)
(YouTube) Cool The best tennis point you'll see all week  (youtube.com) (18)
(ESPN) Unlikely After failing to get Jake Peavy, Chicago White Sox turn their attention towards Roy Oswalt. Will attempt to impress him by getting thumped 20-1 by another opponent  (espn.go.com) (12)
(Telegraph) Stupid Woeful English cricket team discovers that sunglasses help cut the glare during matches played during the day, excitedly describe this new invention as their "secret weapon" (w/ pic of cutting-edge technology)  (telegraph.co.uk) (14)
(Some Guy) Obvious "One of the greatest players Scottish rugby has ever produced has said the stadium song Flower of Scotland has become an embarrassing anti-English rant and should be ditched as the nation's sporting anthem"  (sundayherald.com) (14)
(ESPN) Dumbass If your wife finds out you're flirting with a female friend on Facebook. Do you A) Tell her the truth B) Make up some line of BS in hopes she believes. Or C) Throw her down the stairs and out of the house  (sports.espn.go.com) (19)
(ESPN) Cool Stanley Cup. Game 1. Detroit. Pittsburgh. 8:00pm. 'Nuff said  (sports.espn.go.com) (883)
(NBA) Cool Half of the NBA's dream matchup is ready. Will the Cavs step up? Will the Magic crash the party? Will David Stern have Barkley pull Dwight Howard's hamstring? NBA Eastern Conference Game 6 discussion thread  (nba.com) (549)
(YouTube) Cool The greatest rendition of a pre-game national anthem in the history of professional sports  (youtube.com) (48)
(NASCAR) Followup Jeremy Mayfield suing NASCAR for right to race, insisting he already was a rolling chicane and the drugs didn't enhance his performance  (nascar.com) (24)
(ESPN) Amusing Kyle Busch asks media to restrain from speculation on whether or not Earnhardt Jr.'s crew chief change will improve his performances. Nah, just kidding. He says Jr. sucks and laughs and laughs about it  (sports.espn.go.com) (83)
(Go Wings) Cool In honor of the Stanley Cup Finals, here's a gallery of NHL championship rings from the past decade. Oooo... shiny  (therinkrat.com) (30)
(Yahoo) Misc The Phillies' Brett Myers to miss the rest of the season with a hip injury. But don't worry Philly fans, he's being replaced by Sergio Escalona  (sports.yahoo.com) (29)
(BBC) Cool Chelsea play Everton in the FA Cup Final. C'mon the Blues (Kickoff 3:00pm BST)  (news.bbc.co.uk) (39)
(NBA) Cool Lakers demolish Nuggets in Game 6, advance to NBA Finals. Now if David Stern can just do something about those Cavs  (nba.com) (43)
(ESPN) Followup Our long national nightmare is over. The Yankees are atop the AL East again  (espn.go.com) (100)
(UPI) Stupid Rangers fan told to turn her 'Yankees Suck" t-shirt inside out. Duke sucks  (upi.com) (35)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Baseball players kill five-hour rain delay with the Macarena, the moonwalk, and an Irish Jig. They draw the line at the Boot Scootin' Boogie (with video)  (myfoxdc.com) (17)

Fri May 29, 2009
(NESN) Sad First woman to ever win Olympic gold medal in Alpine Snowboarding dies after mountain climbing accident  (www2.nesn.com) (11)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Obvious What do you get when you skip out on two previous employers amid NCAA violations? An eight-year, $31.65 million, perks-laden deal, of course  (startribune.com) (30)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Tyrese Gibson changes the lyrics of the National Anthem to reflect his love for the Lakers. What could possibly go wrong?  (starpulse.com) (75)
(Wall Street Journal) Scary Seven most terrifying sports riots of all time, non-Artest division  (online.wsj.com) (16)
(ESPN) Cool If you answer a question in third person about your alter ego, does that make it fourth person? You'll have to ask the Birdman that  (espn.go.com) (8)
(Denver Channel) Obvious Coach Buttermaker fired  (thedenverchannel.com) (4)
(ESPN) Amusing Top 10 baseball meltdowns. George Brett isn't #1, and after you see what was, you won't disagree  (espn.go.com) (57)
(ESPN) Cool NBA Western Conference Finals, Game 6. Professional analysis to the left, amateur analysis to the right  (sports.espn.go.com) (244)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Recap of the game called last night by Lt. Frank Drebin  (sports.yahoo.com) (14)
(CNN) Dumbass CNNSI takes deep toke off Tom Brady's jockstrap, statistically recreates his lost 2008 season, and concludes he would have thrown for 3,766 yards, 28 TDs, and 12 INTs and won the Super Bowl. And cured cancer and figured out cold fusion  T-Shirt  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Obvious CBS Sportsline columnist asks: is the publicly heart-broken Sergio Garcia "a stone-cold wuss, the king of all douches?" Signs point to yes  (cbssports.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Kansas State AD signs secret contract to pay fired football coach $3.2 million. Doesn't tell anyone else at Kansas State. Somehow I don't think you've thought this plan all the way through  (joeposnanski.com) (8)
(Major League Baseball) PSA This just in: CC Sabathia likes to watch basketball. That is all. You may now return to the rest of your life. You're welcome  (mlb.mlb.com) (24)
(CNN) Followup Mark Cuban sues SEC. Urban Meyer sent to totally kick his ass  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (6)
(ESPN) Ironic Lance Armstrong falls during Giro after some nut cut him off  (sports.espn.go.com) (24)
(New York Magazine) Ironic There's a horse named "Luv Guv" running in the Belmont - and if he wins, the trophy could be presented by David Paterson. Bonus: the NY Times called Eliot Spitzer for his reaction. I♥NY  (nymag.com) (11)
(ESPN) Unlikely Indians win 17th straight game. Cleveland petitions to play a 162-game homestand against Tampa Bay next season  (espn.go.com) (29)
(Free Press) Sad NBC is fearful that the Stanley Cup Finals will interfere with their usual crappy programming  (freep.com) (142)
(The Sun) Sad My name is Simona Halep, King of Boobs / Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair  (thesun.co.uk) (108)
(Yahoo) Misc China rolls out Ming 2.0 RC1  (sports.yahoo.com) (24)
(BBC) Scary Your team just lost the Champions League final do you c) drive your truck into a crowd of their supporters and try to kill them?  (news.bbc.co.uk) (52)

Thu May 28, 2009
(ESPN) Sappy Carolina Panthers owner Jerry Richardson makes his first appearance at practice after his heart transplant in February. He would've gotten the new heart sooner, but it got turned over six times on the way  T-Shirt  (sports.espn.go.com) (17)
(ESPN) Followup Zambrano sent to the time-out corner for 6 games to think about what he's done  (sports.espn.go.com) (34)
(ESPN) Cool Will King James kneel to Superman? Will David Stern install Kryptonite rims? Will Mo Williams be released from suicide watch? Will Delonte West have to go back to baking cookies in a hollow tree? Game 5 NBA ECF discussion thread (8:30pm ET, TNT)  (espn.go.com) (487)
(USA Today) Cool Chicks with Sticks. The Women's College World Series, which has more viewers than the Stanley Cup finals, begins this afternoon  (usatoday.com) (72)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Charles Barkley discovers that Orlando's nightlife is turrible  (orlandosentinel.com) (26)
(LA Times) Followup Pittsburgh Steelers' James Harrison's son is recovering from a dog attack that hurt both him and his mother. James Harrison's concern, "Can I save my dog?"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (124)
(National Post) Weird DiCaprio pretends he attended every U.S. college at Lakers games  (network.nationalpost.com) (42)
(Washington Post) Obvious So far, 41% of Major League Soccer games have ended in ties, surprising absolutely no one  (washingtonpost.com) (86)
(Some Damn Yankee) Obvious Who is the second-worst infielder of all time, going all the way back to 1871? (Hint: he's an active player)  (hardballtimes.com) (147)
(The Onion) Amusing MLB adjusts drug policy to allow David Ortiz to take steroids  (theonion.com) (20)
(Washington Post) Obvious Curt Schilling scarfs down Maryland-based video game publisher  (washingtonpost.com) (40)
(NJ.com) Dumbass Plaxico Burress wants to play for teh Dolphins. Knows its unlikely but figured he would take a shot in the dark  (nj.com) (30)
(ESPN) Dumbass Lakers loser, Jackson: "Waaaaaaahh. Refs cheat." Nuggets lose, Karl: "Waaaaaaahh. Refs cheat." NBA, where whaaaaambulance happens  (sports.espn.go.com) (85)
(With Leather) Amusing Percy Harvin is already the best soundbite in the NFL  (withleather.uproxx.com) (16)
(The Sporting Blog) Amusing UFC fighter Clay Guida loses his spot in a video game because of his ridiculous hair  (sportingnews.com) (60)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Recent injuries have put the Mets in a free-fall in the standings. Just kidding, they won 5 of 6 and are first in the NL East  (nydailynews.com) (50)
(Deadspin) Hero Vikings legend Fran Tarkenton on Favre playing in Minnesota: "We have glorified the Brett Favres of the world so much, they think it's about them. I kind of hope it happens, so he can fail."  (deadspin.com) (48)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Dumbass Ex-Duke star Laettner's firm sued for millions. Duke still sucks  (newsobserver.com) (11)
(ESPN) Dumbass Billy Gillispie, forgetting that he never signed a contract, sues the University of Kentucky  (sports.espn.go.com) (33)
(CNN) Amusing What do JoPa & the people of Rock Ridge have in common? Neither want the Irish  T-Shirt  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (40)
(Sports by Brooks) Ironic Charlie Manuel thinks Phillies fans need to boo more  (sportsbybrooks.com) (20)
(ESPN) Cool Barcelona are your UEFA Champions League Grass Diving Champions  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (42)
(ESPN) Spiffy Lakers take a 3-2 lead over the Nuggets in the Western Conference Finals, highlighted by a great pass by Kobe Bryant. Wait, what?  (espn.go.com) (44)
(ESPN) Fail Apparently ESPN has web-addicted teenagers writing its fantasy baseball scouting reports now  (sports.espn.go.com) (28)
(ESPN) Cool Red Wings beat Blackhawks in OT, advance to the Stanley Cup finals against the Penguins  (espn.go.com) (121)

Wed May 27, 2009
(Yahoo) Dumbass Carlos Zambrano argues safe call at home, bumps ump, gets tossed. Proceeds to toss umpire, throws baseball towards bleachers, beats up Gatorade machine. Ta da (link to MLB video in article)  (sports.yahoo.com) (65)
(Yahoo) Sad Cleveland Indians owner Larry Dolan has heart attack after Indians win 2 games in a row  (sports.yahoo.com) (13)
(ESPN) Obvious T.O. is already destroying the Bills  (sports.espn.go.com) (13)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Denver Knuckleheads sink the LA Showboats and take control of the series? Will Kobe get some help? Would JR Smith fail an IQ test? Find out in your Game 5 NBA WCF thread  (espn.go.com) (242)
(Yahoo) Interesting Detroit is missing 3 key players, and Chicago's Havlat is out. Will we see a repeat of the game 4 stomping or will Chicago put up a fight? Will the admins bless us with another early greenlight? Game 5 NHL Discussion Thread here  (sports.yahoo.com) (1030)
(Deadspin) Amusing "Inning-based" football game degenerates into a bench-clearing, crowd-rioting brawl, all because a former Michigan quarterback has no concept of clock management  (deadspin.com) (23)
(The Sporting Blog) Amusing Soccer mascot floats like a butterfly and stings like, well, himself, as he punches an opponent in the face and skips away  (sportingnews.com) (5)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Cute hockey-playing twin sisters Gopher broke, transfer from Minnesota to North Dakota (with pics)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (38)
(Deadspin) Cool The Mets finally beat the Yankees at something  (deadspin.com) (34)
(TBO) Florida Florida officials arrest "biggest steroid provider in Central Florida". Among others, he had the Washington Nationals and Washington Capitals as clients. Subby wonders how bad the Nationals would suck if they weren't juicing  (www2.tbo.com) (15)
(FanNation) Interesting Peyton Manning upset with Colts coaching changes, threatens to hit somebody upside the head with his endorsements  (fannation.com) (29)
(Boston Globe) Asinine Boston calls dibs on Mauer  (boston.com) (122)
(Some Guy) Fail This goal pretty much sums up the Hurricanes/Penguins series (with video WTFness)  (faniq.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Fail The 2009 Cleveland Cavaliers: One miracle shot away from being the biggest disappointment in Conference Finals history  (bareknucks.com) (166)
(BBC) Cool It's Ronaldo vs Messi, Rooney vs Eto'o, Anderson vs Iniesta, Giggs vs Xavi and not an oxygen mask in sight. It's your official UEFA Champions League thread  (news.bbc.co.uk) (342)
(ESPN) Spiffy Touching story about HS basketball player giving his disability the finger and gaining the upper hand by receiving a D1 scholarship. Applause  (sports.espn.go.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Silly The "Birdman" hairdo is spreading through Denver - Nicolas Cage wanted for questioning  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)
(ESPN) Cool For all six of you hockey fans out there: Pens sweep the 'Canes. Oh, you were a Canes fan? For all five of you hockey fans left, Pens sweep the Canes  (sports.espn.go.com) (135)
(CNN) Followup Riding the whambulance back to L.A. costs Phil Jackson $25,000  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (37)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Those avalanche of empty seats you see at MLB and NBA games? Get used to it, because it isn't just the economy  (sportsbybrooks.com) (49)
(THN) Sad Former NHLer Peter Zezel dies at age 44 of rare blood disorder  (thehockeynews.com) (27)

Tue May 26, 2009
(Denver Post) Cool Patrick Roy, who was offered the Avs head coaching position, then denied it, actually has an offer to be the Avs head coach AND general manager  (denverpost.com) (31)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting 50 years ago today, Pittsburgh pitcher Harvey Haddix threw 12 perfect innings and lost  (mlb.mlb.com) (33)
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth) Followup Mike Tyson's daughter dies  (cbs11tv.com) (803)
(TSN) Weird Washington Capitals jumping ship? Fedorov apparently close to signing a deal to play in Russia next year, now Kozlov reported to have signed with Savlat of the KHL. WTF?  (tsn.ca) (48)
(ESPN) Interesting Eastern Conference Finals, Game 4, Cleveland at Orlando, 8:30PM EST. Will Orlando take a commanding 3-1 series lead? Will LeBron dominate and send the series back home even? How many more games will the referees let Orlando win?  (espn.go.com) (563)
(Yahoo) Obvious Rumors are swirling that Jr's crew chief Tony Eury Jr. is about to be fired. This is not a repeat from after every single race for the past season-and-a-half  (sports.yahoo.com) (27)
(ESPN) Spiffy Eastern Conference Finals, Game 4, Pittsburgh at Carolina, 7:30pm. Will the Penguins break out the brooms or can Carolina stave off elimination for three more days?  (sports.espn.go.com) (655)
(Yahoo) Sad While Mike Tyson's daughter getting hurt is a tragic story, the interview with the neighbor is pure comedy gold  (news.yahoo.com) (232)
(The Sporting Blog) Fail Jose Canseco gets pummeled by a 7-foot-2 Korean kickboxer (with video)  (sportingnews.com) (92)
(CNN) Stupid Dear Tom Brady, I love you. signed Peter King  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Greatest ever Italian soccer player says farewell to fans. Fans jeer him. Stay classy, Milan  (whoateallthepies.tv) (26)
(TSN) Interesting TSN reporting Pat Quinn to become Edmonton Oilers head coach  (tsn.ca) (43)
(NYPost) Obvious Yankees deny claims from 73 year old bartender that they dumped him for the same reason they dumped their old stadium, old age, noting they hire plenty of older men, pointing to their roster as evidence  (nypost.com) (59)
(USA Today) Obvious Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross says there will be a London Super Bowl over his dead body. Throw in Al Davis, and you've got a deal  (blogs.usatoday.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Silly Relocated "Monday Night Raw" featured Vince McMahon beating up an actor pretending to be Denver Nuggets owner Stan Kroenke and a 5-man tag team of Lakers beating a team of Nuggets. Bitter much?  (sports.yahoo.com) (94)
(BBC) Interesting "But is it harmful to dress up in overalls and run around the woods covering each other in goo?"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (11)
(NBA) Cool Nene Nene...Nene Nene...Hey hey hey, good bye  (nba.com) (73)
(ESPN) Cool Padres win 10th in a row. Also reports of human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria  (sports.espn.go.com) (15)
(Google) Interesting US-Iran exhibition soccer game under discussion. Stallone, Pelé interested in playing  (google.com) (33)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing I pity the fool... who doesn't root for the Cubbies  (mlb.mlb.com) (31)
(Major League Baseball) Cool Indians come back from 10-0 deficit, score 7 in bottom of 9th to win. Bonus: at one point, Indians pitcher threw 20 pitches without a swing being taken  (mlb.mlb.com) (31)
(YouTube) Fail The ten most epic fails in hockey history  (youtube.com) (40)

Mon May 25, 2009
(My Fox DC) Cool NASCAR salutes military heroes with in-race moment of silence (with video and photos)  (myfoxdc.com) (40)
(CNN) Cool Roger Federer feels he can beat Rafa Nadal, because "he's only human". Goes on to say nothing could change the way he feels, no one could take his place  (edition.cnn.com) (21)
(Daily Star) Amusing There are goal celebrations. And then, ladies and farking gentlemen, there is this [pic]  (dailystar.co.uk) (30)
(ESPN) Cool Down 3 with 5 minutes left? No problem for Syracuse, who beats Cornell 10-9 in OT for 2nd straight NCAA men's lacrosse title  (sports.espn.go.com) (31)
(FanNation) Interesting T.O. tweets that Romo & Garrett pushed him out, he misses true teammates  (fannation.com) (46)
(Palm Beach Post) Scary During a recent trip to Milwaukee, several Marlins players shared hotel rooms because of A) a room shortage because a Harley convention was in town, B) recession-related travel budget cuts, or C) the hotel is haunted?  (palmbeachpost.com) (17)
(Google) Followup Collapsed Dallas Cowboys practice facility was designed by drug trafficking convict who lied about his credentials. Sounds like they just found a starting wide receiver  (google.com) (22)
(TSN) Amusing After boxing Danny Bonaduce to a draw, Jose Canseco set to make MMA debut vs 7'2" 330lb Hong Man Choi. If only there were some substance he could take to increase strength  (tsn.ca) (28)
(NYPost) Fail After serving up a homer to Met Omir Santos, Red Sox reliever Jonathan Papelbon serves up a towel on a NY Post photographer's camera  (nypost.com) (89)
(NASCAR) Cool Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte discussion thread. Forecast looks much better; let's try this again  (nascar.com) (662)
(Washington Post) Fail Wasshington Nassionals selling "Teddy Rossevelt" bobble-heads  T-Shirt  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (33)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious Blue Jays find their inner Maple Leaf  (theglobeandmail.com) (28)
(CBS Sports) Cool OrlandOWNED  (cbssports.com) (59)
(Daily Star) Scary Italian football hooligans find an inventive new way to attack the English...dressing up as police  (dailystar.co.uk) (11)

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