If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
GoogleWeb Fark
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.

(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun February 08, 2009
(Sports by Brooks) Asinine Fake wrestler Chris Jericho punches real woman in the face in bizarre parking lot episode (with video) (83)
(LA Times) Obvious It's time for Manny Ramirez to face the cold truth: Baseball is just not that into you (29)
(Sports by Brooks) Spiffy Thanks to a leak of new SI Swimsuit Issue photos on the web, we now know all three uber tennis hotties who will be featured (25)
(38Pitches) Interesting You think Curt Schilling has anything to say about the A-Roid issue? You bet your Baconator he does (52)
(Major League Baseball) Cool Phillies lock up Howard with 3 year, $54 million contract. Their entire starting lineup is now under contract through the 2011 season. Phantastic (35)
(Yahoo) Cool Your 2009 Pro Bowl discussion thread. Register your disinterest to the right (110)
(ESPN) Spiffy Former all-star Andruw Jones signs deal to hit .100 for the Texas Rangers in 2009 (39)
(NYPost) Sad Giant Toomer removed. Still no cure for cancer  T-Shirt (42)
(News Of The World) Obvious English soccer players commit intentional fouls to get Christmas off and avoid long road trips. But other than that it's a really tough sport. Really (17)
(BBC) Cool Never mind yesterday's warm up acts - the Six Nations proper starts today with Scotland v Wales (8)
(Break) Video There are good goals, then there are awesome goals. And in the end there are Dr Zee's goals (35)

Sat February 07, 2009
(MSNBC) Cool Cleveland Cavszcz' Wally Szczerbiak to play with a protective maszczk after breaking hiszcz nosczce Wedneszczday night versczcusczc the New York Knickerbockersczc (19)
(ESPN) Amusing Charlotte Bobcats tell Adam Morrison to go cry somewhere else. Harold Miner unavailable for comment (20)
(NASCAR) Spiffy 2009 Budweiser Shootout discussion thread. Let's go racing, boys (416)
(Gawker) Interesting Subway and Kellogg retract harsh statement towards Phelps, in an effort not to alienate their stoner market (42)
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin) Amusing Good news for the state of Hawaii: You get to host the Pro Bowl. Bad news for the state of Hawaii: You don't get to watch the Pro Bowl (23)
(CNN) Dumbass A-Rod* (327)
(BBC) Interesting Six Nations gets under way. Everyone who isn't Welsh shrugs, says "so what?" (27)
(The Sun) Dumbass If you're going to drive a $230,000 car: (a) make sure your tinted windows are legal so you don't get pulled over by the cops; and (b) you might like to have a valid driver's licence (14)
(ESPN) Followup The statistician giveth, the NBA taketh away. Sorry, LeBron (32)
(ESPN) Interesting Exactly one year after acquiring Shaq, Phoenix Suns are already shopping him around (30)
(BBC) Cool How will Liverpool cope without Steven Gerrard? Can West Ham score against Man United? Will Robbie Keane score for Spurs against Arsenal? All these questions and more will be answered this weekend in the EPL (79)

Fri February 06, 2009
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Distraught over seeing her unflattering mugshot published by news outlets after her Super Bowl week prostitution arrest in Tampa, hooker decides to "save face" by sending website more "realistic" photos (119)
(Buffalo Business First) Asinine You know you're in Buffalo when residents would rather use tax dollars to pay for the Bills than to fix the roads, improve schools, hire police (32)
(TSN) Fail Seeing how Dallas has gone 15-6-3 without him, the New York Rangers are considering bringing back the biggest douche in hockey (59)
(YouTube) Video German goal scorer gets congratulated with a friendly slap to the nuts (23)
(PhysOrg.com) Asinine Professor analyzes whether the Montreal Canadiens are a hockey team or a religion, after expressing certainty that the Maple Leafs are neither (33)
(USA Today) Obvious Anquan Boldin cites irreconcilable differences with Arizona Cardinals, plans to file for divorce (72)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious Bears' fans have something to look forward to next season. They won't have to pay higher ticket prices to watch the team suck (53)
(Sports by Brooks) Asinine Loathsome sports sponsorships hit a new low. NBA All-Star H-O-R-S-E is no more. Players will use G-E-I-C-O letters instead (64)
(Telegraph) Interesting Broadcasting company you've never heard of just paid $3bn for the rights to broadcast a sport you couldn't care less about (40)
(Sign On San Diego) Fail San Diego professional sports team cuts arrogant, bad tempered, underachieving former number one pick and we're not talking about Ryan Leaf (25)
(The 700 Level) Interesting Two top-rated Michigan football recruits take one look at Rich "Failure is an option" Rodriguez, decommit, and enroll at Penn State (46)
(Yahoo) Asinine Federal judge may block prosecutors from mentioning Barry Bonds' three failed drug tests because they might prove his guilt or some other bullcrap reason (33)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Kurt Warner refuses to call the Pittsburgh Steelers a dynasty, ignores overhead speaker telling him that they need a clean-up in Aisle 3 (168)
(Yahoo) Sad Home run hero Hammerin' Hank Aaron turns 75, and is celebrated by the wealthy and famous, while his record-breaking successor, Injectin' Barry appears before a grand jury in San Francisco (60)
(The Sun) Dumbass Liverpool manager takes a break from complaining about the refs, his players, his budget, his opponent, other managers, injuries, gravity, and the temperature in order to focus his whining on his contract (51)
(New York Daily News) Obvious NY Mets, playing in Bailout Field, acknowledge that they also lost money to Bernie Madoff. In other news, Mets fans going to know how Royals and Pirates fans feel real soon (20)
(CNN) Sad Without Tiger Woods, the PGA is just a bunch of guys wearing slacks and Phil Mickelson's magnificent rack  T-Shirt (38)
(LA Times) Obvious In his 18 months with the Galaxy, what did Beckham do? 30 games, 5 goals. "By leaving, Beckham might do more for the sport in the U.S. than he did by arriving." (97)
(Fox Sports) Cool Great googly moogly, Kansas City Chiefs name Cardinals offensive coordinator Todd Haley as new head coach (36)
(ESPN) Cool Old & Busted: Lakers snap Celtics' 19-game winning streak. New Hotness: Lakers snap Celtics' 12-game winning streak (78)
(Some Guy) Interesting Irish ultramarathoner sets world record for endurance running, completing seven marathons on seven continents in seven days to eclipse the record previously held by the last virgin in Belfast (15)
(ESPN) Amusing The life of the Super Bowl halftime fan: Three unpaid 10 hour shifts, you can't watch the game, and the speakers are pointed at the paying customers. But you do get to stand near a famous person for 12 minutes (24)
(Yahoo) Hero Tennessee women's coach Pat Summitt gets her 1,000th victory with crushing of Georgia. Hero tag applies (45)
(AP) Stupid Kelloggs is dropping Phelps for pot incident, because no one gets high and eats Pop Tarts, Keebler cookies, Eggos, or Special K (93)

Thu February 05, 2009
(CBS Sports) Obvious Fill in the blanks. Ben Sheets is suffering from _________, and will require ________. He is expected to miss __________. ___________. (Duke sucks, surgery, torn flexor tendon, 4-6 months) (33)
(Yahoo) Dumbass If you're a Type 1 diabetic keep your glucometer away from Peyton Manning. BB King is not amused (42)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Nebraska hoops player's Dad demands apology from ESPN announcer Doug Gottlieb for saying his son was "acting like a punk". Gottlieb: Buzz off old man (23)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass In an interview with Esquire, sportscaster wannabe Sarah Palin reveals that she named her daughter "Bristol" because that's the name of the town where ESPN is located (30)
(Yahoo) Stupid The latest NBA controversy: "Rebound-Gate" (46)
(AZCentral) Stupid ASU lets a known rapist onto the football team, because football generates revenue. Until he rapes someone else and they have to pay an $850,000 settlement (28)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Michael Phelps' next public appearance after pot-smoking episode? Appearing at a "Get Motivated" seminar with Colin Powell (22)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Former Dallas Cowboys WR Terry Glenn arrested for public intoxication, marijuana possession, and roaming naked through hotel halls (38)
(People Magazine) Interesting A crappy football game deserves a crappy celebrity: NFL hires David Archuleta to sing the national anthem at the Pro Bowl (29)
(iWon) Followup Buffalo Bills safety Ko Simpson asks to enter program that would erase charge of hindering police. Isn't being a member of the Bills punishment enough? (19)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis says new head coach Tom Cable hired all the assistants even though he wasn't under contract as head coach when they were hired (34)
(BBC) Fail TV coverage of dramatic Everton vs. Liverpool FA Cup replay switches mid-game to commercials, during which Everton scores the winning goal (128)
(Pro Football Talk) Dumbass Oakland Raiders RB Justin Fargas seen in profanity-filled video where friend named "Yukmouth" rambles on about smoking pot while carrying what either is a large marijuana cigarette - or a small baseball bat (31)
(ESPN) Cool "The sad thing is that I'm sure LeBron said that it's no big deal to get 61 points," Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni said. "I'll just get a triple-double. [Kobe] didn't do that" (115)
(ESPN) Obvious Having finally figured out that Americans hate American soccer but actually do enjoy European football, Beckham now wants to stay at AC Milan. Suck it, Galaxy (107)
(ESPN) Amusing Duke sucks. No, seriously, they lost by 27 to Clemson (61)

Wed February 04, 2009
(Kansas City) Strange High school basketball coach told to stop hypnotizing his players. "I think it is something a person could rely on and become hooked to" (38)
(Deadspin) Silly Old and Busted: Super Bowl controversy involving Santonio Holmes. New Hotness: Super Bowl controversy involving F. Scott Fitzgerald (23)
(Deadspin) Followup Female actress featured in Tuscon Comcast Super Bowl porn mixup embraces her newfound fame. That's odd; Weird tag didn't order any pizza (64)
(Sports by Brooks) Stupid Is it fair that the networks are deliberately stonewalling women from doing play-by-play of major league games? If you enjoy looking at Erin Andrews 10 times per game, absolutely (64)
(NJ.com) Obvious Joe Torre thinks Roger Clemens bat-throwing incident during the World Series may have been roid rage. Also thinks A-Rod is a fraud, his GM didn't have his back and that Duke sucks (44)
(CNN) Amusing From the "sometimes the jokes just write themselves" category: Derek Jeter says the entire Yankees team is behind A-Rod (51)
(ESPN) Misc Injured Wang finally gets some mound (14)
(ESPN) Cool Today is the day when high school football players all over the country decide where to spend the next three to four years skipping class, getting in fights and receiving hundred dollar handshakes (46)
(ESPN) Cool NFL superstars say they won't attend Pro Bowl if it's not held in Hawaii, which means fans will see fewer prima donnas and more deserving players. In other words, a real football game (65)
(Yahoo) Spiffy LeBron James becomes youngest player in NBA history to reach 12,000 career points. In upcoming news, LeBron James becomes youngest player to reach 13,000 points, 14,000 points, etc. (72)
(USA Today) Interesting MLB begins financing HGH research. Most baseball fans confused as they already thought MLB's research was at a clinical trial stage (10)
(AZCentral) Interesting Will Kurt Warner return to the Arizona Cardinals or retire? We don't know for sure just yet, but you might want to hide sharp objects from Matt Leinart (94)
(TSN) Interesting NBA All-Star weekend to include H-O-R-S-E competition. Also, Michael Jordan and Larry Bird to give advice on shot from the rafters for a Big Mac (81)
(Yahoo) Obvious Raiders announce that they will fire Tom Cable a few games into the season and then attempt to screw him out of the money they owe him on his contract (38)
(Home Run Derby) Video What can you do with 10,000 thumbtacks and 30 hours of spare time? Make a thumbtack portrait of Cal Ripken, Jr. of course (21)

Tue February 03, 2009
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bob Costas leaves HBO, joins fledgling MLB network. Expect lots of Barry Bonds bashing and Mickey Mantle/Big Red Machine jocksniffery (44)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass General Manager of Canadian Football League's Roughriders criminally charged with giving 16-year-old girl a rough ride in Regina. Regina (35)
(Major League Baseball) Cool The Orioles sign Ty Wigginton, adding yet another great player in what can arguably be called one of the best team offseasons in MLB (52)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing When it isn't drug testing Michael Phelps, US Olympic Committee is suing Colorado strip clubs for "Pole Olympics" promotional nights (15)
(Outsports.com) Asinine Canadian group trying to make figure skating more masculine. Next up: North Carolina group will try to make Duke suck less (12)
(Free Press) Amusing During the Super Bowl pregame show, Detroit's NBC affiliate put Matt Millen in the Pwnd Hall of Fame (43)
(The State) Followup South Carolina sheriff says he'll charge Michael Phelps with misdemeanor possession, douchebaggery (154)
(AP) Interesting Steelers' fans gather downtown to celebrate title, realize that they're still in Pittsburgh and go home dejected (181)
(USA Today) Unlikely Roger Clemens' former trainer Brian McNamee says he doesn't think he will talk about Clemens when he appears on The Howard Stern Show next week. This should end well (20)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Cricket team forced to change its name from Crusaders to Panthers as to not offend Jews and Muslims. Only a matter of time before they have to change the Middlesex part, too (23)
(Some Guy) Obvious The Steelers have taken the mantle of Greatest Team of the Decade from the Pats. And they didn't even need to cheat to do it (281)
(USA Today) Stupid How much do you give a pitcher with a 10-7 record, a 4.22 ERA, and 105 walks in 194 innings? If you're the New York Mets, the answer is "$36M over three years" (64)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Santonio Holmes, who made just over $2 million last year, would like to thank the American Taxpayer for his $85,000 Escalade (73)
(CantonRep.com) Dumbass It hasn't even been a month since he was hired as head coach of the Cleveland Browns, but Eric Mangini is already about as popular as herpes (30)
(Scout.com) Unlikely Defensive end Simeon Rice, who will be 35 next month and hasn't played since 2007, announces his comeback. Good luck with that (19)
(AJC) Dumbass NFL draft prospect Alex Boone expands his résumé to include jumping up and down on the hoods of cars, running from sheriff's deputies, withstanding a triple BAL, and being brought to the ground only by a Taser (20)
(with-malice.com) Interesting Tim vs Shaq: The Big Fundamental Aristotle Diesel Robot (63)
(ESPN) Cool Kobe Bryant sets scoring record at MSG. He also got 61 points (51)

Mon February 02, 2009
(The Hockey News) Fail Worst. Jerseys. Ever (144)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Since the New York Jets prevented Matt Cassel from peeing down his leg at the Super Bowl, a fan does it for him (58)
(Sports by Brooks) Asinine Vandals punch express ticket to hell by defacing cancer memorial of former NC State coach Kay Yow with spray-painted "Cancer Rules" (43)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Bruce Springsteen wasn't paid for his Super Bowl performance but tickets for his New York stadium shows coincidentally went on sale this morning (90)
(BBC) Strange England cricket team retroactively declared winners of match played in 2006. Seattle Seahawks owner plans to contact their lawyer (12)
(ESPN) Obvious Chicago Cubs continue to use the Baltimore Orioles as a failed prospect dumping ground by trading Rich Hill to them for a player to be named later (49)
(TSN) Interesting Since appearing in the 2007 Stanley Cup finals, the Ottawa Senators have had three different head coaches. Whoops, make that four (48)
(Now Magazine) Obvious Madonna helps A-Rod lose 124 pounds of unsightly fat (27)
(New York Daily News) Stupid Okay, enough about the Super Bowl... Can we please get back to the Brett Favre drama? (30)
(MLB.com) Obvious The Philadelphia Phillies need a left-handed pitcher. Ohman is a lefty, and he is a free agent. The Phillies are talking to his agent so they can fill the void left by the 50-game suspension to Romero (29)
(News 5) Dumbass Ole Miss basketball coach's arrest video released. Officer: "You think we've never arrested somebody that's made national media? We deal with the Bengals all the time." (25)
(LA Times) Interesting Hide the folding chairs, University of Georgia fans. Bobby Knight may be interested in coaching again (27)
(Yahoo) Dumbass The final stats from Tampa: 26 arrests, 18 ejections, four small planes that breached secure air space, and one DUI crash involving a police horse. Wait, what was that last one? (16)
(CBS Pittsburgh) Followup Whatever happened to the kid from the Mean Joe Greene Coke commercial? And did get to keep the jersey? (24)
(Spike) Cool Top 10 Super Bowl commercials... from last night (253)
(Arizona Star) Interesting Comcast inserted 30 seconds of full-frontal porn into Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson. Top that, Janet Jackson (239)
(YouTube) Video Video of Kurt Warner's incomplete pass that was ruled a fumble at the end of Super Bowl XLIII (544)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Football team's poor performance blamed for sharp rise in domestic violence. No, this is not another Super Bowl link (21)
(Google) Asinine Pittsburgh Referees win their second Super Bowl (393)

Fark Sports Forum


Sports Farkives:    Complete archives