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Sun December 28, 2008
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Who dropped more pounds for Christmas? Soccer star Wayne Rooney (£300,000) or Oprah after another secret gastric bypass surgery (11)
(Free Press) Fail Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen Sixteen  T-Shirt (136)
(Some Guy) Amusing A look at the worst bowl game names ever. Yes, there was indeed a Salad Bowl back in the day. The name was eventually tossed (34)
(ESPN) Cool The Bill Parcells Coachign Caravan could be on the road again, becuase if the Dolphins are sold, he can opt out of his contract (21)
(ESPN) Asinine St. Louis Rams plays draft petition to front office to keep interim head coach Jim Haslett on. The coach that earned them a 2-10 record. Yeah, that Jim Haslett (14)
(ESPN) Sad Somebody call 911 and send them to Peter King's house -- doctors say if Tom Brady's healing doesn't improve he might miss the 2009 season too (37)
(Free Press) Sad It makes you wonder why anyone is surprised the Lions are about to go 0-16 when William Clay Ford has proven without a doubt he is completely unable to run any kind of a business (35)
(ESPN) Interesting Like their predecessors, '09 NFL draftees will still make ginormous amounts of filth lucre without every actually playing a down in the league (3)
(ESPN) Cool Cleveland Browns to Romeo Crennel: "Congratulations, you aren't fired. But we are demoting you. Have fun with that, let us know how that works out for you. Holla." (22)
(CBS Sports) Spiffy It's week 17 in the NFL. Ten teams and the Jets are competing for five remaining playoff spots. Discuss it here (2632)
(BBC) Interesting Sunday morning football has Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal in action. What kind of crazy NFL teams are those? (43)
(Las Vegas Review Journal) Interesting Evans claims UFC light heavyweight title This was a great fight (68)
(Free Press) Obvious William Clay Ford Jr. is the Edsel of NFL team owners (19)
(FanNation) Interesting After Randy Johnson picks up his 300th win next season, don't expect to see another 300 game winner for quite a while (18)
(ESPN) Sad Hospital to remove Clemens' name, as fallout from the Mitchell report continues to haunt the winner of 354 major league games and seven Cy Young awards (21)

Sat December 27, 2008
(ESPN) Cool The San Jose Sharks are poised to be the next Detroit Red Wings, "They're for real" says Mike Babcock (41)
(Yahoo) Amusing Celtics lose two straight for the first time this year after getting beat by the Warriors, which allowed them to return to Coney Island (29)
(ESPN) Amusing The ninth annual year in sports that wasn't. "June 16: Tiger Woods completes a dramatic U.S. Open victory by beating Rocco Mediate in a 19-hole playoff when he sinks a 3-foot putt with his crutch" (11)
(The Sun) Obvious For once, Arsene Wenger accepts an Arsenal result without whining about the refs, the other team, the weather, the playing surface, etc. Just kidding...the Sun is there (26)
(AP) Spiffy Jerry Jones ensures that the Cowboys will suck mightily for at least another year (43)
(JSOnline) Cool The kid who replaced Favre at QB is 270 shy from 4,000 yards. Brett who? (145)
(Some Guy) Cool Remember the Mercy Bowl? It was only played once, nearly 50 years ago, because if JFK tells you to go play a football game, you go (90)
(Sports by Brooks) Stupid Former NBA player made $34M before quitting due to injury. His second career: Professional Pinball Machine player, where he's spent over $200K buying pinball machines to sharpen his skills. Total earnings over four years: $700 (35)
(Bloomberg) Cool Now you can call him The Big Giant Unit (28)

Fri December 26, 2008
(Sports by Brooks) Video Appearing at Ripley's Believe It Or Not BCS Exhibit, to open in 2011: Dilapidated computers, Jeff Sagarin's Mummy and Joe Paterno making a funny that doesn't involve a failed internal organ (with video) (8)
(ESPN) Obvious Bears safety Mike Brown placed on Injured Reserve and will miss rest of 2008 season. Not a repeat from 2004, 2006, 2007 (21)
(YouTube) Cool The best world juniors hockey goal you will ever see (select: watch in high quality) (46)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Hall of Fame NY-based baseball columnist: Money wasn't the main reason Mark Teixeira picked the Yankees over the Red Sox. He went with New York because, "he and his wife, especially his wife, didn't want to live in Boston" (64)
(TMZ) Sappy Tom Brady off the market after Christmas eve proposal. Peter King has worst holiday evar (46)
(ESPN) Cool Kevin Youkilis' ridiculous beard to join Dustin Pedroia, Derek Jeter, David Wright, Chipper Jones and others for Team USA in March's World Baseball Classic (18)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Denver Bronco admits he "played high" for seven games last season. Stopped when Jacksonville Jaguar field logo came to life and nearly ate him (32)
(FanNation) Amusing A wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys complains about not having enough of a role in the offense. No, not him (42)
(BBC) Interesting Every team in the EPL is in action today for Boxing Day matches. Wait, what the hell is Boxing Day? (115)

Thu December 25, 2008
(ESPN) Unlikely Sammy Sosa reportedly ready for some "lucky" MLB team to be berry, berry good to him (33)
(FanNation) Cool 49ers reportedly set to offer interim coach Mike Singletary the job on a permanent basis, on the condition he keeps his damn pants on (34)
(Some Guy) Hero Baseball player takes less money to go to the team he wants.... wait a minute, he went to the Yankees for less money? That evil scumbag ruining baseball bloody WHARRGARBAL (73)
(ESPN) Cool Celtics vs Lakers Christmas Day NBA discussion thread (111)
(FanNation) Interesting Did the NFL give the Cowboys an unfair advantage moving their game with the Eagles to 4:30, since there's a good chance the Eagles might be eliminated from the playoffs before the game even begins? (63)
(New York Daily News) Obvious NY Jets' sportswriter learns what it's been like to be a Green Bay Packers' writer the last few Decembers (12)
(io9) Stupid Right now over 150 colleges have Quidditch teams. May soon join the NCAA. Yes...seriously. Quidditch (61)
(CNN) Stupid The No Fun League decides celebrating a touchdown with a snow angel deserves the same fine as assualting fans with a huge snowball (46)
(Some Guy) Obvious Including the fact that the public hates it, here are the seven reasons why America sucks at soccer (137)
(Some Guy) Amusing Football announcer makes golden shower reference during Hawaii Bowl (w/ video) (28)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Any race that's often run in a snowstorm and has never been canceled, is likely to attract a pretty hardy group." Bonus: instructions on how to make your own 'screwshoes.' Use this knowledge only for good (4)
(CNN) Silly Favre's Definitive Retirement answer: "I think... after the last game will kind of maybe shed some light on some things." Jets, welcome to the Favre game (52)
(ESPN) Sappy D-Wade gives house to family in need, sadly no creepy murals and spider-man bathrooms (15)

Wed December 24, 2008
(CNN) Obvious Matt Ca$$ell would like to return to New England, but i$ not $ure what the future hold$ (64)
(USA Today) Spiffy In honor of his pregame "chalk toss" LeBron to debut "chalk shoe" vs. Wizards on Christmas Day (12)
(Sign On San Diego) Obvious "Jay Cutler is a punk, isn't he?" (67)
(CNN) Cool A photo gallery of what's happened to some of Michael Vick's dogs. As you look at the pics, remember all these dogs would have most likely been killed if they'd stayed with him (47)
(ESPN) Followup Browns pick their next soon-to-be-injured quarterback, choosing Bruce Gradkowski over a pizza and a rock (26)
(Sports by Brooks) Cool High school coach removes punt from team's playbook. Despite going 14-0 and winning state title, coach no longer under consideration to handle Big 3 bailout for Bush administration (35)
(Some Guy) Weird NBA stars wish Jewish people Happy Hanukkah. Awkward (Some Not safe for work ads on site) (23)
(Sports by Brooks) Cool 12-year-old Chinese girl is double amputee and uses basketball as her lower body. Now training for 2012 Paralympic Games as a swimmer and is World Top 10-ranked in her age group. (with pics, video) (24)
(FanNation) Obvious Police find more firearms at Plaxico's house. In other news, Plax's agent starts negotiations for "Longest Yard 2: Electric Boogaloo" (21)
(Yahoo) Amusing Ed Hochuli denied the chance to sabotage another Broncos/Chargers match, will get to use his powers of evil to ruin the Lions' perfect season instead (43)
(TSN) Obvious The Rangers absolutely embarrass Jose Theodore, scoring 3 goals on their first 5 shots on their way to an easy win over the Caps. Just kidding, they blew a 4-goal lead and lost in overtime (36)
(DFW Star-Telegram) Obvious Tony Romo pledges to try not to throw punts at the opposing team's defense anymore (28)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Angels GM says team has no interest in Manny Ramirez. That leaves Bingo Long's Traveling All-Stars, The King and His Court, and the lowballing Dodgers as interested parties (with audio) (25)
(Google) Amusing Santa banned from Steeler press conferences. Why do they hate Christmas? (38)
(ESPN) Spiffy Boston Celtics make history with 19th consecutive win, first team in NBA history to open the season with a 27-2 record (76)
(YouTube) Spiffy Now that's what I call a save... Thomas robs Elias (video) (40)

Tue December 23, 2008
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Italian pro soccer player, nicknamed "the gifted one", dreams of being a porn star and plans to enter the industry upon retirement. Goodness knows he's already got the diving part down (13)
(Sports by Brooks) Stupid ESPN apparently really knows what casual sports TV viewers want, which is why its launching a season-ending, March Madness-esque national high school basketball tournament (29)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting Yankees 'turn back' prices for bleacher tickets for Cubs exhibition games to 25 cents, hope to sell 640 million tickets to pay for C.C. Sabathia's contract (13)
(BBC) Interesting Dead deer found hanging from trees at a number of golf clubs around Glasgow, raising the question of who would do such a deplorable thing? And do you play around them or take a drop? (15)
(CNN) Cool Nick Sabam named AP coach of the year. Roll Tide (56)
(ESPN) Obvious Yankees pick up Teixeira, are almost done with their Christmas shopping (292)
(ESPN) Cool "Every single day that we walk through here, you just can't help but admire John Ayers' mustache. It's awesome" (7)
(CBS New York) Silly No Fun League fines Jets defensive end Shaun Ellis $10,000 for throwing a snowball several times the size of a football at fans (43)
(DFW Star-Telegram) Amusing Good news Cowboy fans, looks like Bill Cower or Jason Garrett will be leading your team to the Super Bowl next season. Just kidding, Wade Phillips is back for another season of mediocrity. How 'bout em? (83)
(Sports by Brooks) Stupid Introducing Christian Outdoorsman Sporting Goods: For all your camo bible and defenseless animal massacring needs (33)
(Yahoo) Asinine A day after the league gave him no punishment whatsoever for repeatedly punching another player in the yambag, the NHL allows Sidney Crosby's high-stick OT goal to stand...but he doesn't get special treatment, right Pens fans? (93)
(Yahoo) Obvious Detroit Lions owner "William Clay Ford Sr. has done more damage to the NFL brand than Michael Vick, Adam 'Pacman' Jones and Travis Henry could ever dream" (56)
(NJ.com) Amusing Suddenly the Patriots and Jets are football frenemies (52)
(PFT) Interesting Former NFL player wants to coach the Rams. It's not news... it's FAULK (30)
(Wikipedia) Spiffy On this date in 1951, the first coast-to-coast football game aired, treating viewers to the powerhouse known as the Cleveland Browns. Ha ha no, they got beat by the Rams for the championship (32)
(CNN) Amusing Only two MLB teams had to cough up "luxury tax" money this season. Neither one made the playoffs (30)
(NHL) Cool Wrigley Rink (time lapse video) (29)
(Fox Sports) Amusing Not Farkworthy: Golfer loses balls. Farkworthy: Golfer loses balls (20)
(ESPN) Cool *thump* *thump* ACK HEART AT-AAAAACK BEARSSSS (92)
(Yahoo) Spiffy When officials attack: Ump 1, players 0 (16)

Mon December 22, 2008
(ESPN) Obvious Yankees sign Wang to one more year of juvenile headlines (18)
(Chicago Tribune) Scary If you ever wanted to go shirtless in body paint at a Bears game tonight would be the night to do it. You'd only need orange paint since any exposed flesh will likely turn blue all on its own (366)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Recession-proof businesses: Consumer staples manufacturers, Fast food outlets, Discount retailers, Health care providers, Championship ring sellers (16)
(NJ.com) Fail Yankees catcher suspended for using the banned performance-enhancing drug Stanozolol. His batting average: .229 (26)
(FanIq.com) Asinine News: Seattle Seahawks fans celebrate their 4-11 season by throwing snowballs. Fark: At the opposing team with a winning record. (with video) (52)
(STLToday) Spiffy Here's a loss the St. Louis Rams should all be cheering about (12)
(ESPN) Obvious The Denver Broncos are apparently the New York Mets of the NFL (75)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Brady Quinn talks shiat about a teammate's wife, courageously takes a weight to the face (48)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Contrary to the Arizona Cardinals performance in New England yesterday, one Patriot was in fact knocked to the ground. Junior Seau was "tackled" by a fan out of the stands (33)
(Sports by Brooks) Fail NFL kicker Jason Elam follows up fictional spy novel "Monday Night Jihad" with "Blown Coverage". Retail sales year-to-date: 43 (29)
(Some Guy) Video The NHL goal of the year? I don't know, but any time you manage to score on a shorthanded 1-on-5 breakaway and it isn't against the Maple Leafs, it's impressive (55)
(Suck it, Pats Fans) Interesting A year after becoming the winningest team not to win the Superbowl, the Patriots are on the verge of becoming the second 11-win team not to make the playoffs. Fail Tag wetting itself in anticipation (202)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Just in time for Christmas: "Jesus Didn't Tap" MMA apparel (57)
(Deadspin) Interesting The gnarliest picture of a former NFL linebacker's knee you will see all day (29)
(Canada.com) Sad Canadian towns look at synthetic ice for hockey rinks, since water and cold are in short supply up there (27)
(Awful Announcing) Dumbass Sure the Lions are 0-15, but does that give a reporter the right to ask the coach about his daughter's love life? (With Video) (51)
(YouTube) Video Greatest tee shot ever? You decide (70)
(CNN) Unlikely LeBron James says he'll consider signing an contract extension to stay in Cleveland and possibly forego lucrative free agency in 2010 (63)
(Sports by Brooks) Stupid Philadelphia Inquirer publishes 3-page spread on new Phillies ballgirls. Squad supervisor: "A lot of them think it is a beauty competition and it really is not." Uh, photos prove otherwise (34)
(ESPN) Sad Celts' Glen "Big Baby" Davis sustains concussion, whiplash after car crash. He was on his way to Disney-LAND, to ride all the KIDDY RIIIIDES, and say hi to all those wonderful characters (20)
(Yahoo) Obvious Manny Ramirez telling his friends the Yankees will offer him at least a three year deal (48)

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