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Sun November 23, 2008
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One day after tOSU pimp-slaps Michigan, Columbus Crew demolish NY Red Bulls 3-1 to win 2008 MLS Cup. They're rioting in the streets of Columbus tonight  |
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Soccer player dies after eating bowl of ramen noodles. Is there ANYTHING British athletes can't choke on? |
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Meet Maylan Studart, the Danica Patrick of horse racing - except she actually wins once in a while |
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The physical toll of a pro football career: Heart attacks, dementia, chronic pain, and a lifespan of only 55 years. "To see a big, burly football player crawling on his hands and knees up the stairs...It was very sad to watch." | (30) |
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The 96th Grey Cup. Calgary Stampeders vs. Montreal Alouettes. Yes, they play football in Canada, too. Pretty damned well, in fact |
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Will Brett Favre steal all the headlines with a win over the Titans today? All that and more in your week 12 NFL discusssion thread |
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Former Los Angeles Rams greats bemoan their loss of team history and identity. Still can't believe Leo Farnsworth bought the team, put himself in as quarterback and got them to the Super Bowl |
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That 'war paint' that Texas Tech Lineman Brandon Carter's famous for, is no such thing. It's eyeliner and he picks it up from the, um, cosmetics counter at Wal-Mart |
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Abilene Christian demolishes West Texas A&M 93-68..... in football |
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Lennox Lewis becomes the latest used-to-be heavy bag to consider limping out of boxing retirement |
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What happens when two Big Ten rivals with identical losing records go head-to-head? Joe Tiller has the best game of his career |
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Sat November 22, 2008
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Syracuse fans throw snowballs at Notre Dame football team. Jimmy Clausen shrugs, says "It's not the first time I've been pelted by a bunch of balls" |
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Pat White sets both NCAA All-time rushing record for QBs and Big East Touchdown Record |
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In these times of upheaval and uncertainty, it's nice to know some things never change: Jimmy Connors is still a jerk |
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This week's NHL power rankings. At least New Englanders have the Sox, Pats and Celts because the Bruins suc... oh, wait. Is there room in that bandwagon for me? |
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Advertisers obviously out of ideas too. Coke set to ruin classic Mean Joe Greene commercial |
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P.J. Carlesimo fired as head coach of Oklahoma City Thunder. In other news, where the hell did the Seattle Supersonics go? |
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Bet Beckham can't do this with a soccer ball |
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The college football championship playoff, better known as the Big 12 regular season, continues. It's your weekly College Football Discussion Thread |
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We would like to thank the Dallas Stars for participating in the 2008 - 09 NHL season |
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Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal and Manchester United all play in today's Premier League thread. France Surrender? |
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After 60 years Florida's "Mr. Two-Bits" to retire. We'll miss you, George |
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As Citigroup goes down the drain, Mets worried their Citi Field may go back to its original moniker, shiati Field |
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If you had "12 games into the 2008/2009 season" as the moment the Knicks would begin to "eye the 2010 season", step forward and collect your prize |
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So, you are a small school that never gets recognized for sports. You're invited to a Bowl Game for the only time in you school's history. What do you do? Tell the organizers to fark themselves |
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Who do you want to shoot the half court prayer when you're down by 2 as time expires in overtime? Definitely not the guy who went 0-8 from the field... right? (video) |
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Montreal police prepare for Grey Cup riot on Sunday as Canadian football fans plan to cut into line without saying 'sorry' and demand bagged milk without saying 'eh?' at the end |
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Fri November 21, 2008
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Florida quarterback arrested after stealing laptop, then chucking it out dorm window when cops arrive |
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Russian Ice Dancer's career, and body, undergo remarkable transformation after retirement from skating (with pics, video) | (43) |
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Old and busted: pole vaulting as an Olympic sport. New hotness: pole dancing as an Olympic sport |
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Afraid of consequences from the NCAA & God, Notre Dame won't let its football fans get lei'd |
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LPGA sends living legend Annika Sorenstam off to retirement with class, grace, and dignity when she misses the cut at her final tournament. Just kidding, they made her pee in a cup |
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Just when you think Miami Dolphins LB Joey Porter can't say anything dumber... he does |
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Spurrier's Heisman vote will probably not go to Tebow. Instead he favors those QB's out in the No Defense Conference |
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108-year-old college football rivalry continues Saturday. Not over which team will win, but over which team's name goes first when talking about the game |
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New York Knicks shuffle lineups with Golden State Warriors and Los Angeles Clippers in an effort to make the team more desirable to LeBron James |
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If you thought soccer couldn't get any more douchey, check out Douchebag McDoucherson's douchey throw-ins. Douchey | (42) |
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Olympic Torch Relay for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games to stretch 45,000 km, visit every Tim Hortons outlet in Canada |
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Mets bullpen pitcher possessing a 22-33 career record and an over 5 ERA demands either a promotion to starter or a trade. To Kansas City, one would imagine |
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Charles Barkley makes a living speaking without a filter, usually while wearing a mock turtleneck with a blazer. But back in 1992, his style was even better. Better than mock turtlenecks? Oh yes. Better than mock turtlenecks |
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Ken Griffey Jr. becomes an ambassador, now can squeeze in visits to the DR and PR during his regular stint on the DL |
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Kasey Keller tells Freddie Ljungberg what to look for playing in the MLS next year: watch out because we suck |
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There are 68 bowl slots, but only 61 teams have enough wins to go to one. So Michigan may get an invite to the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, the Roady's Humanitarian Bowl, or the Sucks to Be You Bowl |
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Stop me if you've heard this one before: Yankees' offer to superstar has a time limit |
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This is probably the only way that "Lions" and "outstanding defensive player" will ever end up in a pro football headline |
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You know, most NBA executives spend their time working on improving their team instead of jet-setting around the world. Then there's Michael Jordan |
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Cleveland Cowhers? |
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After suffering through their worst season ever Michigan basketball team starts new season with win over top 5 UCLA. Hope the football team is paying attention |
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Bob Knight chokes the starting 5 after his son coaches his Texas Tech ballers to 167 points |
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Bricklayer laying paving stones at archrival's soccer stadium spells out his team's name in dark-colored bricks by the turnstiles - and no one notices for four years (pics) |
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US star Donovan joins Bayern Munich soccer team on loan. Do they have ties in soccer? |
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Jerry Jones on Pacman's latest suspension: "It was my guy there that created the problem. I deserved it. He didn't mean it. I just fell down the stairs that's all. Please don't arrest him, I love him" |
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Thu November 20, 2008
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MLB officially adds rule that playoff games cannot be shortened by weather |
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Since there's nothing like any financial crisis to worry about, a Hawaii congressman plans to resubmit a bill calling the BCS an illegal restraint of trade |
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Palpatine Jr. officially takes over the Yankees |
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Mariners make historic hiring at manager with Asian-Amer... Hey Was that a Megan Fox post in Showbiz? |
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LSU Fans: Old and busted, Nick Saban effigy. New hotness, Bear Bryant's bag o' bones |
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Brady Quinn's performance Monday was made even more courageous with the announcement that he broke his finger. Will courageously try to play Sunday |
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Chargers front office finally proves its commitment to winning by firing Norv Turner. Just kidding, they promise to bring him back in 2009 |
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Bobby Bowden gives rousing pregame speech. 14 players fall asleep |
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In a pre-game ceremony this Saturday night, the Montreal Canadiens will retire the jersey of the biggest a**hole in the history of North American professional sports. Here's to you Patrick Roy, you whiny, self-absorbed yambag |
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Actual Headline: Ruler can't measure Johnson's impact |
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Serial attention whore Chad Johnson is at it again |
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A look at why this year's Detroit Lions can't match up to the legendary 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
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Losing 19 or their last 20 games is having a negative effect on attendence at Kansas City Chiefs games. Herm blames the players |
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Terrell Owens sent home sick. Expected to recover from Oral Maxillofacial Diarrhea in time for Sunday's game |
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Tony Romo invites a homeless man to the movies |
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The Metro asks if the ghost of a dog scored against England, reminds everyone why this paper has to be given away free |
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"Take out a quill -- the kind Thomas Jefferson used to pen the Declaration of Independence -- and declare this: President-elect Barack Obama will solve the Middle East crisis before he solves the Bowl Championship Series" |
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Three former wrestlers sue college, claiming they contracted herpes from a teammate with whom they were forced to grapple in practice |
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And Peter King's choice for Sportsman of the Year is Bret.....wait, what? Kurt Warner? |
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Mussina to retire. Loggins devastated |
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Major League Baseball sets Dec. 1 deadline for offers to buy the Cubs. Hey, if they just wait a week or two, Congress may throw some bailout money at them |
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The programming whizzes at FOX are subjecting the Washington-Washington State (combined 1-20) game to a national audience this weekend |
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Pacman gets 10,000 points, another life |
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Wed November 19, 2008
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In response to complaints that tech-savvy Habs fans were stuffing the online All-Star ballot box, the NHL has instituted a fraud-prevention measure whereby each voter must admit, in writing, that Sidney Crosby is the Emperor of Earth | (56) |
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Arizona Cardinals RB Edgerrin James mistakes Arizona Cardinals franchise for a adult massage parlor |
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USA Today goes full Romero to inform you that college athletes choose easy majors |
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Bill Simmons quits his ESPN podcast in protest to company's strict "no porn stars in your fantasy league" policy |
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ESPN cancels its Christmas party, denying everybody the sight of a drunken Erin Andrews xeroxing her butt |
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Shaq has a Twitter account: "I am very quotatious I am super intelligent ( but i hide it, dont want anyone to kno i'm a geek) lol." |
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NCAA announces Men's Final Four host cities for 2012-2016. List assumes Katrina victims will be out of the Superdome by 2012 |
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The Tennessean presents five keys to the Titans beating the Jets on Sunday. Oddly enough, "scoring more points" not among them |
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Red Sox trade Coco Crisp to the Royals in exchange for Cap'n Crunch and a Rice Krispie elf to be named later |
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Another great Japanese innovation: Nunchaku Baseball | (22) |
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"Hello? Yeah, it's me. I thought we had some good times together, and I'd really like you to stick around a bit longer. Please call me back." Awkward post-date phone call or message to CC Sabathia? You decide |
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Ronaldo considering retirement from football for medical reasons, not because of that whole transvestite prostitute thingy |
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Chicago Cubs hope to call up Mark Teahan or David DeJesus from minor league team, the Kansas City Royals |
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Pittsburgh Steelers WR Hines Ward admits that he also didn't know NFL regular season games could end in a tie -- even though he *played* in one six years ago |
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LeBron James scores 31 points while routing his future teammates |
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Not News: The Arizona Wildcats pull off the popular intentional foul play to extend a game against UAB; News: The score was tied at the time; Fark: They did it twice (with video) |
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Perennial douchebag Mercury Morris says Tennessee Titans remind him of 1972 Miami Dolphins |
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Want to play for England against Germany tonight? If so, get in touch quick - no football skills needed, just pride |
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Chicago Cubs throw $52 million in Dempster |
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Levitating assistant coach chosen to succeed Mack Brown at Texas |
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Joe Paterno rebuts rumors that he's retiring after Saturday's game. Bobby Bowden scowls |
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United Soccer League's Atlanta Silverbacks to take the 2009 season off, citing bad economy. Detroit Lions wishing they had that excuse |
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Tue November 18, 2008
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Desmond Howard throws Michigan under the bus, and then backs it up over RichRod |
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Colorado Rockies announce plan for fans to be able to watch all 150 losses next year in HD |
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Having the worst season in your program's history and in desperate need of fan support? If you're Michigan's snake oil salesman Rich Rodriguez in that situation, you tell the fans to "get a life." Feeling the heat yet? |
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Apparently mad that the Pats started punting over his head (?), Joey Porter's tongue already warming up for Miami Dolphins' biggest game in five years |
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Bored at work? Want to argue? Well here are this week's NFL power Rankings. Jets and Cards at 6 and 7, hell freezing over |
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Credit crunch lifting for banks, but not for non-corporate sports blogs |
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A guy smaller than you wins the AL MVP |
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Illinois gymnastics coach resigns because of "personal issues" stemming from DUI. Or maybe it was that video camera in the locker room discovered by police |
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Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips thinks Pacman Jones has played his last quarter |
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The All-NFL Drug Bust Team |
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If you like Charles Barkley when he's sober, you'll like him even better when he's drunk (with video goodness) |
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Lance Armstrong afraid of being attacked by spectators at Tour de France. Come on man, quit whining and show some ball |
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Country star Mindy McCready wanted Roger Clemens to buy the cow instead of getting the milk for free |
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10-point white buck shot near Milwaukee, the first white Milwaukee Buck with double-figure points in decades |
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As a distraction, Italian team drops shorts during opponent's free kick (with sfw video) |
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Those pesky BCS games will be moving to ESPN/ABC starting in like 2010 |
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Baltimore Orioles pursue free agent first baseman Mark Teixeira, relevancy for the first time in more than a decade |
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Rejoice, creepy sports fans. Erin Andrews says she IS NOT leaving for entertainment reporting |
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I'm bored. What shall I do? I know, I'll kayak down a 300ft dam |
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Controversial final play of 11-10 Pittsburgh Steelers win over San Diego Chargers has 'Fantasy Football' dorks, gamblers up in arms |
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Tampa Bay Rays' fired mascot speaks out - But I created the BUTT SHIMMY |
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Now that the Chauncey Billups experiment appears to be a success, Denver Nuggets coach George Karl takes a few parting shots at Allen Iverson |
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Four of the NHL's top five in +/- are from the Washington Capitals - we're talking dogs and cats living in sin here |
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New Jersey Institute of Technology loses record-setting 35th straight Division I football game, considers renaming school to Stephen Hawking Institute of Technology |
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If you predicted Tracy McGrady using the phrase "shut it down" 11 games into the season, it's time to collect your prize |
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Scott Norwood cameos on Monday Night Football |
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HoF coach Pete Newell dead at 93. Basketball players to wear their shorts at half mast to mark his passing |
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Sweet Lou's Chicago Cubs will open the new Yankee Stadium on Friday April 3 to start their second century of choking |
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Fox says they are out of bidding for BCS games, meaning that the "national championship" of college football will probably end up being played on cable television |
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Mon November 17, 2008
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My Brother Is Not Martha Stewart |
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Andy Reid defends McNabb for not knowing about NFL tie rule. After all, it isn't the first time McNabb has been wide off the mark |
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Albert Pujols' words bite him in the pu-jol |
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While John Madden can't shut up about how great Brett Favre is, he's oddly silent on the fact a judge found the game bearing his name has to pay out $28 million for ripping off former players |
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Bengals cornerback observes that Eagles' game plan is predictable like an episode of Super Friends |
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Former Yankee Jim Leyritz, soon to be on trial for DWI, says a Breathalyzer device on his car is so bothersome that he can't leave his car with a valet or eat things like chicken Marsala. Still no cure for his victim lying in her grave |
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Nike releases new shocking pink soccer cleats, which will not do anything at all to reinforce the general impression that soccer is a gay game played by big sissy boys |
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Hank Steinbrenner sells Yankee pitcher to Japan for $1M, but the real kicker - he actually wanted to go. The move is being termed payback for Hideki Irabu and Kei Igawa |
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Detroit sports columnist: "Let me reiterate -- it ... is ... impossible ... to ... lose ... all ... 16...games ... in an NFL season." |
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Mark Cuban charged with insider trading by SEC |
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Will Brady Quinn be able to wedge himself between those inconspicuously circled wagons? This is your Browns/Bills MNF discussion thread |
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Tennessee Titans are 10-0 for the first time in franchise history. Don't hate because a dude with a walker is beating your team |
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Did you hear the one about the Sox trade or suspend policy on Manny? It's a real knee slapper |
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Syracuse finally gets sick of losing and fires Greg Robinson |
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First girl ever chosen to play Japanese professional baseball is a 16 year-old. Imagine that |
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SI's Dr. Z names his All-Animal Football team; designates snake as trainer because he wouldn't want any of his players to suffer from a reptile dysfunction |
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As a sport, it has been in dire need of something to make it less tedious for a very long time, but subby can't help but feel that they've missed the point somewhat |
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Five of the ten games the Titans have played -- and won -- were against teams that currently have winning records. Three have been at the top of their division. Can we believe? |
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Donovan McNabb did not know that NFL games can end in ties |
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