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Sun November 09, 2008
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World motor racing champion is scared of fast cars  |
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The new BCS rankings ignore the best team in the nation |
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Say goodbye to Cinderella during March Madress as NCAA moves 3-point line back |
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Will Good Rex lead Da Bears to victory over the undefeated Titans? Plus Colts/Steelers, Bills/Patriots and Giants/Eagles later tonight. Your week 10 NFL discussion thread |
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Not News: After Cleveland blows two double-digit leads in a row, Browns fans are clamoring for a new coach. Fark: They're clamoring for the one who used to whip their asses on a twice-yearly basis |
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Evander Hollyfield to once again fight for the heavyweight championship |
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Tennessee, which started the season in the Top 25 and has been in free fall ever since, manages to lose to the lowest scoring team in college football |
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Sat November 08, 2008
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Nebraska defeats Kansas with a TD pass by their running back, a TD reception by a defensive lineman and a fake field goal. Bob Devaney seen spinning in his grave |
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Problem: Penn State could be left out of BCS title game despite finishing unbeaten. Solution: Nittany Lions lose to Iowa, allowing deserving teams to compete for the championship |
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Michigan may have suffered embarrassing losses to Notre Dame, Penn State, Michigan State, and Toledo, but at least they retained the Little Brown Jug by thwarting the juggernaut Golden Gophers |
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Yankees move home plate dirt across the street to the new Yankee Stadium. No word on when they plan to dig up Babe Ruth et al from their graves in the outfield |
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NFL decides that tackling will remain a legal part of football ... for now |
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Since Okla. State forced fans to buy season ticket in order to get a seat to OSU-Oklahoma game in Stillwater, there'll now be up to 15,000 empty seats when Cowboys host Sooners on Nov. 29 |
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Your official CFL divisional semi-finals thread. Edmonton/Winnipeg at 1:00 EST; BC/Saskatchewan 4:30 EST |
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Kyle Orton questionable on ankle, questionable vs. Titans, just plain questionable in general. But when Rex Grossman is the alternative, those questions get answered in a biiiiig hurry |
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Vendee Globe, the toughest race in the world you've never heard of, starts this weekend: 30 sailors going around the world alone, not allowed to touch land or accept any help from anyone for the duration of the three-month race |
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Will Texas Tech continue to roll in the Big 12? Will LSU fans welcome Nick Saban back with open arms, some gumbo, and a beer? It's your official college football thread |
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The Bears have traded the best return man of all time for a decent wide receiver |
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Johnson grabs pole, tightens grip on points lead. Dick Trickle unavailable for comment |
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Flyers acquire defenseman Matt Carle to experiment with new game strategy called "defense" |
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Will Wenger switch seats with Sir Alex Ferguson? Who will step up for van Persie? Can the banged-up kids even beat a more experienced squad? This is your Arsenal/Man.United thread |
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The NHL joins the Boston-haters bandwagon: the goalie with the best save percentage gets snubbed in favor of a guy whose record is 2-5-2 |
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Fri November 07, 2008
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College baseball coach forces player to kneel in front of a pitching machine without a glove as punishment for unexcused practice absence |
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Jared Allen fined 2.5% of his annual salary for illegal hits on Matt Schaub. That'll learn 'im |
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The NFL has officially gone Big Brother on its players, including telling them to lie about injuries that'll make the league look bad, or face a suspension |
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NY Rangers seeking compensatory draft pick since, according to obtuse wording in NHL rules, the corpse of Alexi Cherepanov is re-draftable |
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Someone Needs To Put Helmets On Those Cocks |
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Rick Majerus on his St. Louis U. team: "They're going to get shellacked. There's a train wreck coming. It's going to be a bloodletting. They have no idea." Apparently Majerus has watched one too many Lions games |
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Ashton Kutcher is coaching a high school freshman football team, and the kids like him about as much as they liked "The Butterfly Effect" |
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Broncos' Brandon Marshall celebrates TD by trying to "pull something out of his pants," which turns out to be a black-and-white glove to honor Obama. You should have seen what he wanted to do. It wasn't a glove, believe you me |
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The Pillsbury Throwboy: A 300-pound high school quarterback. "I love food. That's what it's all about for me'' |
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| (The Scores Report) | |
The Cubs interested in acquiring Jake Peavy so that he can help them get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs |
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Predictably, tiny little football genius Daniel Snyder interested in signing Oakland reject DeAngelo Hall |
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| (Some Guy) | |
For those who missed Allen Iverson's first press conference as a Detroit Piston, here is a small gem you might enjoy |
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According to report, the Chicago Tribune may retain 50% of the Cubs, which is a lot like multiplying by zero |
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FSU star may miss the big game against Maryland because a) he got arrested carrying a gun outside of a strip club b) he was paid $50,000 by a recruiter or c) he has to interview for the Rhodes Scholarship |
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Courageous in defeat again, Quinn courageously helps maneuver the Browns one game closer to bowl ineligibility |
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English Premier coach calls for league to crack down on diving. Might as well ask dogs to start meowing |
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If the regular college football season is a playoff, "it's the most asinine, unfulfilling playoff ever devised" |
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Virginia Tech running back rushes for 254 yards against the Maryland Terrapins in a 23-13 victory. This also means every ACC team has at least 2 conference losses, making the SEC the best conference in college football |
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Thu November 06, 2008
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Pittsburgh NFL reporter, apparently distraught that Steelers have no cheerleaders, writes Philadelphia Eagles website "gives some skin magazines competition." (with pics, of course) |
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Wife bites husband after taunting him during Florida-Georgia game last weekend. With temporary tattoo mugshot goodness |
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Nike marathon runner gets leg up from Reebok |
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After yet another injury, South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier to ban football players who refuse to wear their helmets from taking the field. On their scooters |
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Your AL Gold Glove winners. Argue to the right |
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Longhorns center kicked off team over his Facebook status encouraging the assassination of Obama |
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John Cleese explains the offside rule in soccer |
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In honor of the sun setting at 5PM now, week 4 NHL power rankings. Seriously, Canadiens #1? |
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The Brits are now cliaming they invented baseball because of some bit of dialogue in a Jane Austen novel |
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Oakland Raiders appear headed for a mutiny as players who are normally quiet begin sounding off at release of DeAngelo Hall, firing of Lane Kiffin |
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Wild night in the NBA: LeBron James scored 41 points, Amare Stoudemire scored 49, and Tony Parker scored 55. Yahtzee |
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New York Yankees prepare to overpay for CC Sabathia |
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Amateur golfer has five holes-in-one in one week |
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Daunte Culpepper says he's absorbing the Detroit Lions' offense as fast as he can, hopes to have both of their plays memorized by Sunday |
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Dodgers offer Manny the second highest baseball contract in the history of the universe |
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It's not just soccer players who have hot wives and girlfriends: here's a slideshow of what Formula 1 competitors drive off the track |
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Wed November 05, 2008
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Greg Maddux extends his record Gold Glove streak to 18, tells young whipper-snappers to get off his mound |
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Yankees shave face, cut Giambi loose |
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| (Some Guy) | |
Former Patriots cheerleader was a church girl in high school, an angel for Halloween, and jobless by election day for drawing swastikas on her piss-drunk friend. With pics from her brief career |
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Father of New England Patriots QB Tom Brady sued for doing a play-action fake on a business deal |
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Bengals win a game with backup QB Ryan Fitzpatrick and suddenly Carson Palmer is feeling better |
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Ryan Leaf on administrative leave for "personal issue." Expert team of gynecologists on the case |
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Keyshawn Johnson to get new reality show. Is it about A: Life after football? B: Finding true love? or C: Being an interior designer? (Hint: "Just give me the damn plans") |
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Rocket thrown from stands strikes soccer player in head during match in Ireland (with pics) |
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During the World Series Parade, the Philadelphia Phillies' Ryan Howard - who had the lowest fielding percentage in baseball at 1B - shows he really can catch ... a flying beer can | (29) |
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Raiders release DeAngelo Hall after what appears to be a sane front office maneuver. Luckily he has already been paid $8 million for 8 games this year and it cost them a second round pick to get him and balance is restored in the world | (59) |
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Woman collapses at Blackhawks game, dies--22 years after her mother died at a Hawks game |
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Boston Red Sox consider trading Coco Crisp to San Diego Padres for Khalil Greene, Sugar Smacks for Shredded Wheat |
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With Bill Parcells moving on to Miami, it only took nine games for Jerry Jones and Wade Phillips to destroy the Dallas Cowboys. That must be some kind of record |
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Former All-Star player for the Phoenix Suns gets elected. No, not that one |
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The real story isn't the flip pass, but why does a high school football have three cameras for instant replays? | (34) |
Tue November 04, 2008
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Jacques Rickerson, AKA Lawrence Phillips, kicked off of Gators for giving his girlfriend the business |
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Sports Illustrated swimsuit model soon to be traded for cigarettes in South American jail after getting popped for tax evasion, money laundering |
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Nationals send Dmitri Young down to Triple-A. In other news, the Nationals apparently don't know that the season is over |
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Week 4 of the UEFA Champions League. Liverpool and Chelsea both have a chance to move on from wins today |
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Your Week 10 NFL power rankings. How bout 'dem Cowboys... plummeting 11 spots? |
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Steve Spurrier says he's not interested in the Tennessee coaching job, which means he's about 30 seconds away from signing on the dotted line |
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Legendary pitcher Greg Maddux to retire with 355 wins, only 12 fewer than Warren Spahn, but more than anyone accused of steroid use |
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73-year-old scores in a basketball game, and it's not Greg Oden |
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Apparently, there is more scoring happening in the bathrooms than on the field at Buffalo Bills home games |
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Having spent a billion dollars to win nothing, Yankees poised to win with home-grown talent. Just kidding... they're bringing Pavano back |
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Why did the Detroit Pistons trade for Allen Iverson? So they can sign LeBron James. Wait, what? |
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Good news: Jeter isn't the worst fielding shortstop in baseball. Bad news: He's the worst fielder at ANY position |
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You know your team's QBs suck like a black hole when you sign Daunte Culpepper off the street and immediately start him |
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Roughriders sell out playoff game versus Lions in just 35 minutes. How the 0-8 Detroit Lions got into the CFL playoffs is anybody's guess |
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Pennsylvania delivers election for Obama |
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Mon November 03, 2008
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The Big12 is the undisputed best conference in college fotball this year, but which conference is a close second? Hold on, there, SEC, looks like you're actually a lot like the ACC |
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♫ Come all without, come all within, ♫ the Browns gave the QB slot to Brady Quinn ♫ | (59) |
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High school football player doesn't agree with ref's call, beats the shiat out of his coach. Yes, HIS coach. w/ "big and dumb" video goodness |
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Roger Clemens admitted to being a juicing teen farker, and asked his family and his savior for forgiveness. Just kidding, he is proceeding with a defamation suit against his former drug dealer *cough* trainer, Brian McNamee | (11) |
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OK OK, what has two thumbs, spends a metric farkload on NFL tickets, and doesn't repay loans? |
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Italian soccer player Marco Materazzi wins damages from Daily Mail over claims he racially abused Zinedine Zidane, is thrilled at his victory over the "snaggletoothed island monkeys who cannot cook to save their mothers' lives" | (15) |
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Brewers somehow think they can compete for the services of Forrest Whitaker |
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A gallery of the coolest (and weirdest) goalie masks in the NHL (warning: 52 image slideshow, but worth it if you have the time) |
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Former batboy named Phillies general manager. Weekly World News to consider starting a sports desk |
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Report: Phillip Fulmer to step down as Tennessee Football Coach at the end of the season |
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Pistons declare season over already, and trade Billups for Iverson |
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| (The Scores Report) | |
The Oakland Raiders had three first downs and 77 yards against the Falcons on Sunday. That's not on one drive - that's for the entire game |
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Peter King asks what teams that won Sunday have in common, including the Patriots. Wait, what? |
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Cubs' offseason moves so far include firing Fukudome's translator; apparently "advance the runner to third" was translated to "strike out" |
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"The Stars' Steve Ott achieved a feat that few have managed to accomplish. He made Sean Avery look like a stand-up player" |
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| (Some Guy) | |
You know that sign across from Wrigley Field that counts the years without a Chicago Cubs Championship? They had to add another digit to it. Count it. Done |
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New Formula 1 champion Lewis Hamilton set to become the world's highest-paid sportsman, at more than $160 million annually. Plus he's drilling Nicole Scherzinger like a North Sea oil platform | (56) |
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John Daly says he has a logical explanation for his drunken Hooters fiasco. This should be good |
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| (Some Sex Cannon) | |
The Neckbeard has been passed on |
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Kyle Orton injured, out for several weeks. You know what that means. Time to unleash the dragon |
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Man plunges 35 feet at Qwest Field, effectively symbolizing the Seahawks season so far |
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| (WWL) | |
Alabama coach Nick Saban threatens reporters with "ass chewing" if they bring up his LSU past. Somebody call this guy a Whaaambulance |
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| (Dolphins) | |
The Denver Broncos rush for 14 yards in their loss to Miami. That's it? 14 G*d damn yards? |
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