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Sun November 02, 2008
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Someone alert the '76 Bucs that it's happening again: Lions remain winless halfway through the season  |
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Alabama becomes the fifth and final team atop the AP poll |
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Bill Plaschke believes Favre should have stayed retired, attempts to write in English |
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Someone alert the '72 Dolphins that it's happening again: Titans remain undefeated halfway through the season | (49) |
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Lewis Hamilton becomes youngest Formula 1 champion ever, after exciting race that left NASCAR fans puzzled at the concept of the right turn |
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England loses at world-class sporting event watched by millions. This is not a repeat from 2007. Or 2006. Or 2005. Or 2004. Or 2003. Or ... look, next to them, the Maple Leafs look like a friggin' dynasty | (7) |
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Dale Jr. says the NASCAR season is too long. Subby argues that the season only seems long when you lack your Daddy's talent |
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Still think he's a douche? Kyle Busch to donate $100k to former Nationwide Series champion Sam Ard |
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| (Joe Pelletier) | |
Top Ten Hockey Quotes, such as "We only speak two languages here: English and profanity" and "Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt." |
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Will the Packers destroy the Titans? Can the Cowboys finally win a game? Does anyone still care about Patriots/Colts? Your week 9 NFL discussion thread |
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Will it be Ferrari red, or will Hamilton keep his head? Brazilian Grand Prix discussion |
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Time to break out the shotguns and shoot bacon out of the sky: NASCAR not expected to draw full crowd in Texas |
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Notre Dame loses to Pitt in 4 overtimes. Fighting Irish bowl projection downgraded from BCS Title to Orange Bowl |
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Toronto Maple Leafs score five goals in five minutes to beat the best team in the NHL. Bandwagon is starting to get full again. Suck it haters |
(71) |
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The 184 MLB players potentially eligible for free agency |
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USC destroys a team coached by Ty Willingham. This is not a repeat from 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, or 2002 | (20) |
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"My affection for him is such that he could turn up drunk at my house, kick my car, seduce my mother and fart 'Auld Lang Syne' into my gaping gob." |
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| (Some Guy) | |
Manny turned down two years and $60M from the Dodgers. So... he's expecting something better than $30M per year? |
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Texas Tech stuns #1 Texas with one second left |
(82) |
Sat November 01, 2008
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World's worst boxer retires after his 300th fight, which he actually won. 32 wins, 256 losses, 12 draws |
(30) |
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Now that the Knicks have booted Isaiah, the Warriors have stepped up to fill in the wacko disfunctional franchise spot |
(7) |
| (Some Guy) | |
Steelers Safety is fined $5,000... for putting "21" under his eyes to honor former teammate and friend Sean Taylor |
(23) |
| (Some Guy) |  |
This week's sign of the impending Apocalypse: Ron Artest plays the peacemaker in a fight |
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Steve Young breaks with Mormon Church, donating $37,000 and posting lawn signs to help defeat Calif. proposition that would ban gay marriage |
(59) |
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Wonder what it would be like to go from $15/hr carrying sofas to playing for the Steelers? Ask this guy |
(31) |
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Texas/Texas Tech. Georgia/Florida. Oklahoma/Nebraska. We don't need no stinkin' defense - Week 10 CFB Discussion |
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Three of the Big 4 play at the same time today. Liverpool plays in the late game. Its your Week 10 EPL discussion thread |
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In the last 40 years, Democrats have only won the White House when a British driver has won the F1 title, and vice versa. This is good news... for Lewis Hamilton |
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Role model Phillie drops F-bomb on Live TV at dinner hour "Mom, this mac-n-cheese is farking awesome" |
(38) |
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You will have to prove both Scottish nationality and "Scottish blood" to lose for Scotland at the next World Cup |
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Australia's Victoria Derby won for the first time ever by a female jockey. (with pic) |
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Yankees will "consider all options" in coming season, including picking up Manny Ramirez. For those Yankee fans unfamiliar with the concept, this is the baseball equivalent of EVERYBODY PANIC | (41) |
Fri October 31, 2008
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USC football practice Thursday features Will Ferrell comedy routine, replete with stunt men on fire and falling from a tower. Yep, must be (0-7) Washington week |
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Just to really send message to Brett Favre, Packers sign QB Rodgers to contract extension through 2014 |
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Sidney Crosby sidelined with "mystery" injury. It's just that there was no box for "vagina" on the form to check off |
(32) |
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Sports agent the movie "Jerry Maguire" was based on is popped by police for third booze-related offense: "Police found Steinberg laying down in the dirt and grass." |
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Social networking site for soccer hooligans boasts over 24,000 members. Users on site can "steal cash to buy booze; and even attack pensioners to become the 'best' football hooligan." | (31) |
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Scary: Cincinnati receiver barrels over 7 year old kid in the stands. Nice: Receiver gives him big hug. Fark: Kid gets to talk with Erin Andrews and plays up injury |
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| (Some Jort Wearing Football Fan) |  |
How big is this weekend's UGA/Florida game? So big, some Georgia kids aren't getting an education today. So basically it's business as usual |
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Story: Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Johnson wanted to display Obama banners after scoring a TD against Houston, but couldn't obtain the banners. Reality: Getting into the end zone might have helped | (29) |
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Police report says they found Isiah Thomas not breathing when they were called to rush his 17-year-old daughter to the hospital for a drug overdose |
(28) |
| (Some Guy) | |
Some of the most bizarre sports-related jack-o-lanterns you'll ever see. An Ahman Green jack-o-lantern? Really? |
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The Cubs' 2008 post-season collapse can be directly traced to a Tennessee tattoo parlor 600 miles from Wrigley Field, where an artist wrote 'Go Cards' into a Cubs tattoo as a joke |
(127) |
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The pitcher with the most consecutive seasons with the Red Sox is going to keep trying until he learns to throw straight |
(29) |
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Poor Sarah Palin, she just can not get the hang of the whole Pennsylvania sports thing. First the Flyers game and now this |
(47) |
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Philadelphia mayor encourages Philadelphia fans not to overturn cars and set them on fire. You might as well tell cows not to say "Moo" |
(45) |
Thu October 30, 2008
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Report: Dodgers offer Manny Ramirez highest MLB single-season salary in history |
(40) |
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Note to Ben Roethlisberger. Do you know how I know you are gay? You complain about the Redskins' cheerleaders stretching in front of you |
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Royals increase their team HR total by 27% with the acquisition of Mike Jacobs |
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When facing Martin Brodeur in a shoot-out do you: C) Blind him with ice?(now with video goodness) |
(48) |
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Could these players possibly be the next Michael Jordan? |
(44) |
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49ers Coach Mike Singletary mooned team at halftime for poor performance, "then addressed the team for 3-4 minutes with his pants around his ankles" (thankfully, not with pic) | (41) |
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Drew Gooden enters game with a tarantula on his chin |
(42) |
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New city? Check. New name? Check. New attitude? Check. Same shiatty players? Check |
(34) |
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Dodgers right-handed pitcher Brad Penny punches a guy outside a Hollywood club. Unfortunately for the Dodgers, Penny threw the punch left-handed |
(16) |
| (Some Guy) |  |
Caption these riot police with nothin' much going on | (102) |
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More proof people will buy anything. Rain from Game 5 of the World Series now up for bidding |
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After this year's less than successful season, Yankees turn away from high priced free agents and commit to developing youth. Just kidding, they're going after Manny |
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Shaquille O'Neal is still whining about the Hack-a-Shaq treatment the Spurs gave him in last year's playoffs. This was Spurs coach Gregg Popovich's response last night in their first meeting | (64) |
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Jeff Kent, he of the gay porno mustache, donates $15,000 to supporting proposition in Calif. to ban gay marriage |
(65) |
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There's a new face for the Baltimore O's. Bonus: someone at the Examiner has a sense of humor |
(30) |
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Charles Oakley will come to your house and cook dinner. Just don't mention all those Bulls titles he missed out on |
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T.J. Houshmandzadeh guarantees the Cincinnati Bengals will not go winless. Court appearances aside, he thinks they'll win at least one game on the field, too |
(26) |
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Carolina Panthers extend contract of veteran kicker John Kasay to 2012, at which time his social security benefits will kick in |
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Fan climbs traffic light during Phillies celebration on Broad Street. Takes a vodka bottle to the head. Who didn't see that coming? | (84) |
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Japanese pitcher with 97mph fastball is elated to be passed over in amateur draft. Why? So he can head directly to the US for a lucrative payday from the Red Sox or Cubs, of course |
(34) |
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North Carolina opens as unanimous #1 in USA Today/ESPN coaches' poll. Duke sucks |
(41) |
| (Some Guy) | |
Saints sign new kickers, Fans say Who dat? What dat? Who dat say dey gonna not get cut after two weeks? |
(25) |
| (Some Guy) | |
Photos of World Series aftermath in the City of Brotherly Love. You stay classy, Philadelphia (odds this site will crash approaching 1:1) |
(253) |
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Artist refuses to paint portrait of famous sportsman because "I don't do men with breasts.". Can you guess what sport? |
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| (PittLive) | |
Sam Bowie 2.0 out 4-6 weeks |
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Knicks now on track for a 1-81 season |
(17) |
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The real reason for the recent positive drug tests in the NFL - making weight or paying $431 per pound you are over |
(29) |
Wed October 29, 2008
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Philadelphia Phillies win their second World Series Championship. Where is your "curse" now? |
(439) |
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Good news Patriots fans: future secret tapings of other teams will now be handled by the Mossad |
(17) |
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Game On - World Series game 5 discussion thread Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo |
(842) |
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John Daly gets drunk, passes out at Hooters. Tour group then abandons him "because they didn't want him to continue traveling with them." Police then haul Daly off to jail. (with mugshot goodness) | (43) |
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1974 commercial with the Boston Celtics' top 3 players that year. Oops, make that the Boston Celtics' top 3 white players that year. (with video) |
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Today's episode of "Not Bloody Likely, Old Chap" brought to you by Marion Jones, who insists she would have won gold medals sans steroids |
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Having solved the global financial crisis, US Senators now turn their attention to the problem of NFL TV blackouts |
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Hello and welcome to the NFL banned substance hotline. Press 1 for list of banned substances. Press 2 for Nate Newton's van. Press 3 for Michael Irvin's nose. To speak with a representative, say: "Start Over" | (7) |
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With broken jaw, Keith Rivers of the Bengals sends out a warning to the Steelers' Hines Ward. "What goes around, comes around." He must be talking about another loss for the team with stripes | (42) |
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William "Refrigerator" Perry, at only 45, now confined to wheelchair |
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Charity soccer match between sports journalists and members of parliament ends in a brawl. You stay classy, Scotland |
(12) |
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Phillies fans will be relieved to know that beer sales won't be cut off after the 7th inning tonight, since the game is starting in the bottom of the sixth. So they can get well-lubricated for the riot | (59) |
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Rays-Phillies Game 5 has been delayed so long, it's outliving Rays fans |
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Nike, store hold big release party for LeBron's new shoe. Guess who failed to show up? |
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Jason Caffey's post-Bulls career revealed: He was put out to stud |
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Catching up with Lawrence Taylor: "Where can I go eff some biatches?" |
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After losing the Cardinals starting quarterback job to Kurt Warner in late August, Matt Leinart dropped out of society, grew a long beard and is now working the graveyard shift at a convenience store in Quartzsite | (31) |
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Lubbock, TX shows record numbers at polls. More specifically, the ESPN college football fan polls, where they have voted Texas Tech up to No. 1 and conference rivals Oklahoma and Texas No.s 16 and 17 | (36) |
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What happens when the QB overthrows the end zone by ten yards but the wide receiver still tries to catch it? (With video) |
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| (Some Guy) | |
University of Kentuck's starting quarterback loses his starting job and takes it like a man. Just kidding: He throws his teammates under the bus |
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The New Orleans Saints would like it to be known that the kicker and punter who replaced the ones who were sacked earlier in the season have been sacked, will be replaced with llamas | (27) |
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NFL stars no match for bacteria, paternity suits |
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Police accuse Isiah Thomas of directing a cover-up on overdose drama. Case is expected to be dismissed as soon as any of last year's Knicks games are reviewed, proving beyond reasonable doubt that Thomas can't direct anything | (15) |
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Tatum Bell is fondly remembered by his friends in Detroit -- or not |
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All five viewers will be able to catch the remainder of the World Series tonight... maybe |
(57) |
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If you had 13 minutes in the "How Long Until Greg Oden Is Injured" pool, please come forward to collect your prize |
(45) |
Tue October 28, 2008
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Former NFL Pro-Bowl safety Karl Kassulke dies at 67 |
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Chargers shove Ted Cottrell out of the team plane somewhere over the Atlantic |
(44) |
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Fifteen University of North Texas football players fail drug tests. Based on their 0-8 record, they clearly weren't performance enhancing |
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Beer: $6 ... Pretzel: $4 ... Finding a World Series ticket on the ground and reselling it: Priceless |
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Now-retired Lute Olson suffers stroke that affects his "executive function and a center for personality." So what's Phil Fulmer's excuse? |
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Clueless Fox NFL sideline reporter Danyelle Sargent speaks: Says airing of her botched Bill Walsh question to Mike Singletary was "malicious" (with audio) |
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Daunte Culpepper is set to complete the Detroit Lions' Legion of Suck |
(51) |
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A Red Sox player and a Cubs player win Hank Aaron awards. Award will be re-named "Award for players who hit a little on really popular teams" |
(39) |
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Unlike everybody else, New Jersey Nets won't judge success by wins and losses |
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Your latest NFL Power Rankings. Lions fall to 34 behind Texas and Alabama |
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Rams bent that zero penalties were called against Patriots Sunday, send videotape of non-calls to the league office and demand explanation. In other news, videotape still exists |
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Fox Sports reporter asks Mike Singletary if he called Bill Walsh upon getting the 49ers head coaching job. Difficulty: Bill Walsh died in 2007 |
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| (Pressbox) | |
This past Sunday marked the 100th home game for the Baltimore Ravens, 100th consecutive sellout, and 100th different quarterback to ride the coattails of a 100 year old linebacker | (18) |
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Expect more ass-kicking and truth-telling and hopefully less Mike Martz: 49ers coach Mike Singletary says his recent post-game rant "is my personality" |
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No World Series Game 5 Tuesday |
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Phillies real pleased with Bud Selig for waiting until the Rays tied to suspend the game: "That (expletive deleted) guy. I wouldn't let him supervise one of my (bowel movements)" |
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| (Some Guy) | |
ESPN tells Bill Simmons he cannot have a male adult film star in his fantasy basketball league |
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With one locker room cancer about to be excised by Darth Goodell, Chiefs decide they don't want another, cancel talks with Daunte Culpepper |
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| (LV Review Journal) | |
To Vegas, the Phillies won last night, 2-1 |
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Hopes and dreams of millions of baseball fans dashed as Jon Miller claims he knows nothing of Joe Morgan's demise on ESPN Sunday Night Baseball (with audio) |
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| (Some Guy) | |
"Can not play with him, can not win with him, can not coach with him, can't do it." The best coach rants | (40) |
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Bud Selig decides he wants to screw with Philly fans and waits till after Tampa Bay ties it up to suspend the game |
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Umpires admit their money is on Philly and they'll make it happen |
(37) |
Mon October 27, 2008
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"Football" follies | (37) |
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Steelers' WR Santonio Holmes apologizes for marijuana bust. Translation: "Man, I'm sorry I got caught with all this weed, yo." |
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Phillies fans demonstrate brotherly love to Rays fans during World Series. Just kidding, they pour beer on a 9-year-old and force player's family member to hide in bathroom stall while they bang on its walls | (124) |
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Win and/or go home. It's your Game 5 World Series discussion thread. Let the drinking continue |
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High school coach suspended after ordering several vicious cheap shots on opposing team's kicker (with video) |
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Navy warps back to 1908, doesn't throw a forward pass all game. No word if flying wedge was employed |
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Ty Willingham will pre-empt his own firing by stepping down as Head Football Coach at Washington when the season ends. In other news, Washington actually has football coaches | (43) |
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Kerry Collins had his one Superbowl appearance rocked by a vicious Ravens D. Tonight he plays to remain undefeated in his quest for a return appearance. In his way, Peyton Manning and the Colts. MNF thread? Right here | (233) |
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Rockies' Vizcaino was 1-2 this season with a 5.28 ERA and driving last night with an elevated BAC |
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The Big 12 has become the PAC 10 where all anyone cares about is flashy offense and no one plays defense. SEC schools laugh as they polish their national championship trophies from the past two seasons | (151) |
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Brett Favre's wife discovering that New York media and fans aren't as well-trained in uncritical worship as those in Green Bay |
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After literally throwing the game away by throwing three interceptions, Brett Favre rallies Jets to a key victory... against the worst team in football. Great Googily Moogily |
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| (Marine Corps Times) | |
Not news: Corporal finishes Marine Corps Marathon in 5.5 hours. Fark: He did it with his left leg still in Afghanistan |
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New BCS poll released. Ball State teabags the defending national champion |
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Remember that foul ball Ryan Howard caught in Game 1 of the World series that any normal fan would have tried to grab? Turns out that lazy fan was Ronde Barber |
(109) |
| (Sportsline) | |
Chargers defeated in London by Drew Brees and the Saints. If only the Chargers could have had a quarterback like that... |
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Bill Cosby loses his mind on ESPN |
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Phils win Game 4. Heart of Rays order hitless again |
(49) |
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