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Sun October 26, 2008
(TSN) Unlikely The Franzen has been stopped.... for now  T-Shirt (12)
(TSN) Dumbass Carolina Hurricanes GM: "The league should do something about all my players skating with their heads down"  T-Shirt (16)
(Major League Baseball) Spiffy Sharing the same parking areas, it's the Eagles Game, a Who concert, and the World Series Game 4 discussion thread  T-Shirt (688)
(Think Progress) Stupid Under the mistaken impression that they have credibility left to fritter away in a cloud of important sounding babble, the 49ers are interested in Condaleeza Rice as team president (28)
(1530homer) Followup QB Carson Palmer says ESPN report is false. He will be part of the Bengals quest for an 0-16 season  T-Shirt (18)
(Yahoo) Obvious The seven highly irritating habits of NFL announcers. "Being Joe Buck" surprisingly missing  T-Shirt (57)
(ESPN) Cool NFL Week 8 discussion thread. Your favorite team sucks  T-Shirt (1398)
(ESPN) Hero Albert Pujols wins this year's Roberto Clemente Award  T-Shirt (26)
(Deadspin) Fail Dear Phillies fans, Sorry for dropping signal for 25 minutes during Game 3 of your first World Series in 15 years. Love, Comcast  T-Shirt (51)
(ESPN) Obvious Non-Ohio State fans breathe a sigh of relief as Penn State makes sure that Ohio State can't go the BCS title game for the third year in a row  T-Shirt (117)

Sat October 25, 2008
(Fox Sports) Spiffy That kid who walked on to Texas Tech as a kicker after winning a haltime contest? Yeah, he went 9-9 on the day  T-Shirt (46)
(ESPN) Cool Will Jamie Moyer sucessfully keep the Rays off his lawn or will Mother Nature put the kibosh on tonight's game? Your World Series game 3 discussion thread  T-Shirt (641)
(Examiner) Interesting Wizards get a Flash upgrade  T-Shirt (15)
(AP) Hero Teen risks rupturing his liver to play in first/only football game. While waiting for transplant he'll play basketball. No word if he'll use his regulation size balls of steel  T-Shirt (31)
(CNN) Followup Isiah Thomas now says that he didn't OD on sleeping pills, an ambulance was sent to his house for his 17 year old daughter. So that whole thing in the police report about a 47 year old man OD'ing on sleeping pills must be a typo (36)
(Sportsline) Spiffy Four head-to-head matchups between ranked teams punctuate this week in college football. Reasoned orderly discussion ensues  T-Shirt (1621)
(1360espn) Followup One the road to the perfect 0-16 season: Bengals likely to lose QB Palmer for rest of season  T-Shirt (54)
(BBC) Cool Manchester United vs Everton, Chelsea vs Liverpool. Its your Week 9 EPL discussion thread  T-Shirt (51)
(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely England to play Papua New Guinea in opening Rugby League World Cup match. Can the Poms cause an upset  T-Shirt (7)
(The Sporting Blog) Amusing Kansas student newspaper campaigns against F-bomb in football cheer. Good #&@%ing luck with that  T-Shirt (24)
(AP) Interesting NY Rangers coach Tom Renney hospitalized after being hit with stick during game, thus completing the NY coaching-peril trifecta begun by Jerry Manuel's Mets choke last month  T-Shirt (25)
(Sportsline) Scary Flyers get first win of season the same day Sarah Palin drops the puck for the Blues, who lose their game to the Kings and their goalie to Palin's carpet  T-Shirt (33)

Fri October 24, 2008
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Former NFL kicker Tony Zendejas to stand trial on rape and sodomy charges. Evidence: After encounter, alleged victim recorded Zendejas saying to her, "I knocked you out. I took that booty." (27)
(MSNBC) Sad A desperation pass may take on an entirely new meaning as woman seeks $3 million to put out a Super Bowl advertisement...to seek a husband  T-Shirt (125)
(MLive.com) Amusing If Michigan cans RichRod in the first three years of his contract, they owe him $4M. Where have I heard that number before?  T-Shirt (37)
(ESPN) Dumbass Terrell Suggs says he misspoke when he talked about a "bounty" on Steelers Mendenhall. He meant to say "contract" or "hit" instead  T-Shirt (18)
(YouTube) Video Shadooby. Shattered. Bruins Milan Lucic checks Leafs Mike Van Ryn through the glass (54)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Former Yankees TV announcer popped for kiddie porn  T-Shirt (34)
(Rocky Mountain News) Spiffy Avs win 4th straight on Ian laperriere's Gordy Howe Hat Trick, earned it by fighting a guy who has 35lbs on him  T-Shirt (22)
(CBS New York) Sad Source: Isiah Thomas overdoses on sleeping pills  T-Shirt (60)
(Some Guy) Fail "We need to change the culture related to tailgating so everyone can enjoy these games." If you don't want your kid learning how to grill a brat, curse and drink, well that's just un-American (44)
(Some Guy) Cool America's most athletic presidents. Bonus: includes the bionic arm of George Washington  T-Shirt (95)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Former Minnesota Twin A.J. Pierzynski, despite joining the rival White Sox, continues to engender good will in the Twin Cities. OK, maybe not  T-Shirt (42)

Thu October 23, 2008
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Dumbass NFL Attention Whore Chad Johnson won't put his money where his mouth is, decides it's too expensive to be called Chad Ocho Cinco  T-Shirt (31)
(ESPN) Obvious Daunte Culpepper fumbles retirement plans  T-Shirt (41)
(Oklahoma Democrats) Asinine Old and busted stupidity: God hates fags. New stupidity: God hates Kansas State so we will picket the Oklahoma/K-State game. God still hates gay Fred Phelps  T-Shirt (76)
(Yahoo) Sad NBA expands use of instant replay to give their refs more ways to throw games  T-Shirt (14)
(The Onion) Satire Double-booked, Tropicana Field hosts first Haunted House World Series  T-Shirt (11)
(Yahoo) Amusing Can the Tampa Bay Rays land O-Town for tonight's performance of the national anthem? Phillies at Rays, game two of the World Series  T-Shirt (537)
(National Post) Interesting Cheering for the Montreal Canadiens called "a religion." And if you're a bad fan, you are transported to Hell, where you sit in the greys and watch the Leafs for all eternity  T-Shirt (29)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Incidentally, the Phillies would also like to thank the Mets for motivating their opposition by going all Bob Fosse every time one of them hit a home run. You and your jazz hands stay classy, Jose Reyes (55)
(Some Guy) Interesting Lute Olson to step down as Arizona coach, apparently for real this time  T-Shirt (24)
(Baltimore Sun) Interesting Baltimore Ravens may have to face replacing the rookie QB from Joe Biden's crappy state with the Heisman Trophy winner who's shorter than a runway model  T-Shirt (60)
(ESPN) Followup Tom Brady recovering from a successful knee surgery. Just kidding, his knee is infected and may need follow up procedure. Pats are livid  T-Shirt (91)
(BBC) Cool Aston Villa, Tottenham, and Portsmouth all try to continue their European run today in the UEFA Cup  T-Shirt (15)
(Philly) Amusing Florida columnist pokes fun at the city of Philadelphia. So Philly writer offers his take on Tampa, the "ancestral home of Hooters and hideous flying insects"  T-Shirt (45)
(700 WLW) Asinine Bengals fan punched in the face at Sunday's game. 65,534 to go  T-Shirt (38)
(Omaha World Herald) Asinine Golfer being sued for striking another golfer in the head with his tee shot. The victim was 160 yards away and the ball first caromed off of a tree. Ta da  T-Shirt (240)
(ESPN) Amusing Lil Waynes sports blog and the week that was. (actually reasonably entertaining)  T-Shirt (17)
(ESPN) Amusing We've secretly replaced the fantasy football partner of ESPN's Rick Reilly with Senator Barack Obama for NFL Week 6. Let's see if he notices  T-Shirt (79)
(Examiner) Unlikely Could an Obama win mean a Raider playoff appearance?  T-Shirt (25)
(ESPN) Interesting Chiefs running back/pimp slapper Larry Johnson actually apologizes for being an ill-tempered douche with a bad attitude  T-Shirt (29)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Losing game 1 may be the least of the Rays worries  T-Shirt (60)
(Yahoo) Stupid St. Louis Blues look to become the second team cursed by the Sarah Palin puck drop  T-Shirt (45)
(Yahoo) Stupid NASCAR's Brian Vickers docked 150 points and crew chief fined $100,000 for dipping his car in Red Bull... err acid  T-Shirt (51)

Wed October 22, 2008
(SFGate) Followup Yesterday's fastest loser of the Nike SF Marathon declared "a winner" today. Still not declared L33t or "hardcore."  T-Shirt (47)
(Yahoo) Obvious Tampa Bay Lightning starting to realize that handing the keys to the ship over to a guy whose greatest achievement in life is a well-coiffured mullet might not have been the best idea. Your Barry Melrose Death Watch starts...now (36)
(Some Guy) Asinine Baseball is why we won WWII, survived the Great Depression, and haven't backed down from terrorism. It also cured cancer and brought my dead cat back to life. At least, that's what this World Series teaser suggests (54)
(Some Guy) Cool Canada's female biathlon Olympic team launches nude calendar to raise money. Can't go wrong with girls and guns  T-Shirt (22)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Big Ten Network finally figures out how to get cable clearance: Hire internet bikini model to masquerade as sports reporter (with pics)  T-Shirt (19)
(ESPN) Obvious Stat geeks simulate World Series 2,000 times on their computers, determine Rays to have 70% probability of winning, 17% probability of sweeping. Sorry, Philly. In related news, this is your World Series thread (845)
(Red Raider Sports) Amusing You're the No. 8 ranked team in the nation and have a place kicker that couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat, so what do you do? Why not give the kid that won free rent by hitting a 30-yard shot at halftime a go? (92)
(Yahoo) Sad Michael Jordan is beginning to make Isiah Thomas look like a basketball genius  T-Shirt (27)
(FanNation) Spiffy The five biggest traitors in sports. Suprisingly, Rich "I'm Getting The Pimp Slap I Deserve This Season" Rodriguez not listed  T-Shirt (58)
(Yahoo) Followup Favre denies giving Lions any info to use against the Pack. Also, Romo called him last week, and he's the one who's been coaching the Manning brothers  T-Shirt (25)
(Dallas News) Unlikely Terrell Owens says Tony Romo is the best quarterback he's ever played with, then threatens suicide if Brad Johnson doesn't get him the ball Sunday  T-Shirt (49)
(CTV) Stupid Dick Pound urged to resign over 'savages' comment, overly phallic name  T-Shirt (26)
(TheHockeyNews) Cool Fans of the mullet rejoice. Barry Melrose gets his first win as Lightning coach  T-Shirt (13)
(Fox Sports) Cool Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Angelina Jolie have in common: A: Brad's gonna tear it up Sunday  T-Shirt (35)
(CNN) Spiffy Here's week 8 NFL power rankings because none of yesterday's submissions were greenlit  T-Shirt (89)
(Kansas City) Interesting After flirting with Daunte Culpepper, the pitiful Chiefs work out new QBs, including Bruce Gradkowski, Quinn Gray, Joe Namath, Richard Simmons and the corpse of Sid Luckman (48)
(Philly) Interesting Mayors make their World Series bet: Philadelphia offers cheesteaks and soft pretzels. Tampa counters with a gift certificate to Mons Venus strip club and a Buick with its left turn signal on driven by an 80-year-old (62)
(Daily Mail) Misc L.A. Galaxy may loan David Beckham to AC Milan. Looks like L.A.'s loss is Milan's... loss  T-Shirt (26)
(YouTube) Cool 3500 kilometres, 21 days, six countries: The 2009 Tour de France route is announced. Bonus: Mountaintop finish on the second-to-last day  T-Shirt (21)
(AL.com) Stupid Hockey game canceled because "Disney on Ice" farked up the ice surface  T-Shirt (137)
(TBO) Florida This week's hard-hitting World Series question: Which is the better sandwich, the Philly or the Cuban?  T-Shirt (161)
(ESPN) Cool Denver Broncos lose LB Boss Bailey for the year, and his brother, cornerback Champ Bailey, for four-to-six weeks. The other brother, Beetle, is doing okay, with Miss Buxley administering tender, loving rubdowns (29)
(Yahoo) Obvious For those Red Sox fans who are down these days, you can count on the Bruins to cheer you up.... not  T-Shirt (57)
(Scout.com) Silly Miami Dolphins cut Chris Crocker, who demands to be left alone as he goes back to live in his grandparents' basement  T-Shirt (10)
(Sports by Brooks) Ironic Fox's Jay Glazer breaks Brett Favre "Lionsgate" story. ESPN gets beat on the story and refuses to acknowledge it. ESPN host during radio interview: "I'm siding with Jay on this one"  T-Shirt (39)

Tue October 21, 2008
(USA Today) Spiffy It's time to admit the unthinkable: Chicago has a good quarterback  T-Shirt (58)
(MSNBC) Cool Gawd daaaang, son; Phillies manager Charlie Manuel is more country than a one-eyed hog chasin' him a bluetick hound down 'et Ol' Man Jenkins crick, down th' holler, y'all  T-Shirt (16)
(Yahoo) Dumbass With all their issues on offense resolved, Cleveland Browns feel comfortable enough to suspend Kellen Winslow for acting un-soldierlike  T-Shirt (25)
(International Herald Tribune) Followup Michael Vick to plead guilty on dogfighting charges. Stay classy, Vick family  T-Shirt (39)
(Home Run Derby) Cool The World Series preview you've been waiting for: The Phillies and Rays cheerleaders  T-Shirt (50)
(ESPN) Sad Rodney Harrison out for season. Too bad he doesn't have a supermodel girlfriend to spend his new found time with  T-Shirt (72)
(ESPN) Dumbass Canseco regrets naming names. Dumbass tag wins because there is no "Just Go Away" tag  T-Shirt (18)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious The existential heartbreak of the Phillies fan: "The New York Mets have had some hard times, but no matter how rough things get, you still hear their fans say, 'Ya gotta believe.' I've never heard a Phillies fan say that" (36)
(BBC) Cool Week 3 of Champions League Group Stage. Real Madrid vs Jueventus, Manchester United vs Celtic and Arsenal vs Fenerbahce  T-Shirt (33)
(CBC) Unlikely Rumor of a potential second NHL team in Toronto ignores the most obvious question: When will they get their first team?  T-Shirt (75)
(CNN) Obvious Mixed martial arts company EliteXC goes down as fast as its marquee fighter, Kimbo "Marshmallow Jaw" Slice  T-Shirt (52)
(SFGate) Asinine At Women's Marathon, fastest time didn't win  T-Shirt (73)
(Some Wrestler) Amusing Thirteen worst pro-wrestling gimmicks ever. How did Leno make the list?  T-Shirt (98)
(AJC) Stupid Football team uses Bible verses to explain why they had to forfeit to the team with the girl kicker  T-Shirt (45)
(CNN) Fail Michigan defensive end Brandon Graham guarantees win over Spartans. Utah, Notre Dame, Illinois, Toledo, Penn State chuckle  T-Shirt (41)
(Wired) Obvious Technology has ruined bowling: "We should have to earn our marks the way our daddies did: With hard rubber balls on wood, a hot lamp over the scoring table burning our hands and faces, and watered-down American beer" (96)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Tampa Bay Buccaneers purposely misspell Mike Alstott's name on his jersey during the jersey retirement ceremony (with bonus hot cheerleader in pic)  T-Shirt (47)
(ESPN) Dumbass Larry Johnson is in trouble with police for assaulting a woman in a club (alcohol was involved). This is not a repost of the last time, or the time before that  T-Shirt (35)
(Sports by Brooks) Fail Iowa State might wanna back off a bit on the smoke machine (with video)  T-Shirt (40)

Mon October 20, 2008
(ESPN) Interesting 49ers plan to fire coach Nolan after Sunday's game. Nobody tell him  T-Shirt (44)
(Yahoo) Fail Favre to walk the plank for committing football treason by sharing Packers' offensive plans with Detroit who still loses 48-25. Fail tag trumps Dumbass  T-Shirt (46)
(CNN) Obvious Adam Jones enters rehab to receive treatment for Pacman Fever  T-Shirt (18)
(Sign On San Diego) Cool Tiger Woods makes triumphant return to professional golf six months ahead of schedule...as a caddie  T-Shirt (8)
(ESPN) Unlikely ESPN hires former Mavs coach Avery Johnson as an NBA studio analyst, presumably with hopes that he will make Bill Walton look less annoying during pregame  T-Shirt (15)
(The Tennessean) Cool Vanderbilt football coach to reporter: "Our guys can count. They know how many we've got, know how many we need to be bowl eligible and know how many we have left. We've all taken math here at Vanderbilt." Oh snap (11)
(ESPN) Unlikely Jayson Stark scrapes the bottom of the baseball barrel to find five reasons you should watch the World Series  T-Shirt (54)
(Sportsline) Sad Denver meets New England in one of those Monday Night Football games that makes you wish they could both lose. Discuss inside  T-Shirt (375)
(ESPN) Obvious Former Virginia Tech quarterback Vick pleads guilty. No, the other one  T-Shirt (14)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Let the smack begin: All you need to know about Philly  T-Shirt (43)
(Variety) Obvious The 13.4 million people who watched the ALCS Game 7 on TBS were the most for any baseball game this season, less than this week's CSI: Miami  T-Shirt (26)
(Free Press) Cool Good luck, sir. Yes, you in the back. The guy who, back in the winter, actually put money on those 150-1 odds of the Rays to win the World Series. Good luck  T-Shirt (15)
(ESPN) Amusing "I think Marinelli's decision to outfit Orlovsky with a dog shock collar and to install an invisible fence around the back of each endzone really paid off"  T-Shirt (9)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing ESPN college football analyst Bob Davie: Officials make up for missed interference call with "flag that really came out late." One small detail: Flag came from the stands. (with video)  T-Shirt (19)
(Free Press) Misc Madness? This is the SPARTAAAAANS: Michigan State has now been dropped from three different coaches' polls  T-Shirt (23)
(CNN) Sad Through 7 weeks the NFL has lost 10 starting QBs and 20 Pro Bowlers to injury, including 2007's offensive and defensive players of the year  T-Shirt (48)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass NHL Owner makes his personal email public. Hilarity ensues  T-Shirt (16)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Chicago Cubs' GM Jim Hendry gets four year contract extension, vows to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic  T-Shirt (34)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Red Sox returns home from Tampa greeted by "no fans." Red Sox Nation apparently too busy getting fitted for Celtics' green?  T-Shirt (141)
(NYPost) Dumbass Boozed-up Georgia man's first mistake was driving drunk in Manhattan. His second mistake was trying to bribe police with only a couple of Jets season tickets  T-Shirt (9)
(NYPost) Dumbass Unnamed Jets fan spends $400K for the right to watch four-yard-passes on third-and-17 up close, and occasionally have Joe Namath drunkenly hit on his wife  T-Shirt (33)
(SeattlePI) Interesting The first BCS poll of the 2008 season is released and it looks a lot like 1979  T-Shirt (104)
(WCBS 880) Cool The New York Yankees and Dallas Cowboys have teamed up to found their own hospitality business. It will have exclusive rights to concessions, catering, and merchandise in the teams' new stadia (yes, stadia is plural for stadium) (37)
(Atom) Video NY Baseball fan infestation. No matter what happens, they're still losers (6)
(Canoe) Obvious Fans unhappy that two hockey players you've never heard of charge $25 for autographs  T-Shirt (25)
(Yahoo) Interesting With win at Martinsville, Jimmie Johnson looks even more likely to become second driver ever to win NASCAR's championship three straight years  T-Shirt (44)
(Yahoo) Scary Old and busted: Killing two birds with one stone. New hotness: Causing two concussions with one helmet. Bonus: One was a teammate  T-Shirt (19)
(Some Guy) Strange The WTF video of this WTF college football season. Ref tackles South Carolina's quarterback in the middle of a game. WTF  T-Shirt (90)
(Yahoo) Stupid When is a field goal not a field goal? When the refs say it's not  T-Shirt (43)
(CNN) Obvious Two things you always knew were true: Brett Favre is a complete tool and the Detroit Lions couldn't win a game if their opponents told them the plays  T-Shirt (52)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Last Monday night while the Dodgers played the Phillies, wildfires raged in north Los Angeles, consuming 19 homes and killing two. One guess where the mayor of Los Angeles spent his evening (7)

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