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Sun October 05, 2008
(Major League Baseball) Interesting The White Sox have avoided the sweep by winning at home. Can the Angels avoid a sweep by winning on the road? ALDS discussion thread to your right (476)
(MyFoxPhilly) Hero Pat Burrell gives philly fans get the only thing that could ease the sting of a humiliating Eagles loss to the Redskins ... a trip to the NLCS (64)
(NASCAR) Cool NASCAR Amp Energy 500 from Talladega discussion thread (287)
(Some Goat) Amusing Create a slogan for the 2009 Chicago Cubs (144)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Female high school hottie handles 16 practices to earn the right to pad up and play in a football game today (63)
(ESPN) Cool Don't worry Cubs fans, at least Da Bears can't possibly lose to the Lions for the 3rd straight time. Your week 5 NFL discussion thread (1155)
(The Tennessean) Cool The geeks shall inherit the turf - Vanderbilt beats Auburn, off to first 5-0 start since World War II (45)
(Telegraph) Interesting Give me a C Give me an R Give me an I-P-P-L-E-D What's that spell? (30)
(Major League Baseball) Fail Dodgers sweep Cubs. "Book it. Done." is done. Book it (318)

Sat October 04, 2008
(FanHouse) Fail Kimbo Slice lasts all of 14 seconds against some guy who replaced Ken Shamrock at the last minute (159)
(ESPN) Cool Dear Baseball Gods, Please let the Cubs/Dodgers series go back to Wrigley. Sincerely submitter. Your NLDS discussion thread (625)
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing MMA weigh-in video fairly routine until Gina Carano has to get naked to make weight [sfw] (133)
(Yahoo) Cool Today's college football discussion thread. Hooray, the best day of the week during the best time of the year (747)
(CBS Sports) Interesting Admit it, you're looking ahead to Boston vs. Manny and the Dodgers in the World Series (159)
(The Wiz of Odds) Cool Barrow High will play host to a football playoff game on Saturday, the first above the Arctic Circle. Temperatures are expected to soar into the 20s (37)
(AP) Stupid After leading the Mets to a September collapse just like his predecessor, manager Jerry Manuel given a two-year contract extension (21)
(MSNBC) Unlikely One loss won't be fatal in college football this year, according to experts. However, appearing on the cover of Sports Illustrated remains lethal (27)
(AZCentral) Weird Football player suffers season ending finger injury. His solution? Have finger amputated and only miss one game (48)

Fri October 03, 2008
(Fox Sports) Cool MLB playoff discussion thread: White Sox at Rays, Red Sox at Angels (985)
(ESPN) Obvious Former St. Louis Rams RB Lawrence Phillips sentenced to 10 years, which is about as long it'll take before the Rams are good again (25)
(ESPN) Obvious If the economy keeps going like it is, pro franchises may be forced to play in 20 year old stadiums and owners may have to light cigars with $20s instead of $100s (18)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Evan Longoria busted out of a slump in Tampa on Thursday; He also hit two runs against the White Sox that day (20)
(Sports by Brooks) Asinine Bailout bill "sweeteners" include tax break for NASCAR (24)
(Buffalo News) Obvious Today's headline: Contract negotiations between CBS affiliate and cable company threaten Bills TV coverage for Sunday's game. Monday's headline: Riots destroy Buffalo (23)
(Fox Sports) Fail UCONN basketball player expelled for violating a restraining order........16 minutes after it was issued (10)
(CBC) Obvious Detroit Red Wings lose Chris Chelios for six weeks after he breaks hip while trying to lift full box of Depends (12)
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady)) Cool Both NHL fans in the U.S. have reason to celebrate (73)
(AOL) Interesting Often-injured headcase Jamaal Tinsley traded to Denver Nuggets to play alongside Allen Iverson and Carmelo Anthony. This should end well (9)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing New lingerie football league to establish Dallas franchise, announce Pacman Jones as inaugural private suiteholder (20)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly Teacher asks student to take off her Cubs jersey because "Fukudome" is a dirty word. After last night, Cubs fans are beginning to agree (45)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Stanford lineman jeers, jeers for ol' Notre Dame: "The field sucks, The stadium sucks. I think the area sucks" (34)
(ESPN) Obvious When Warren Sapp weighs in on the Oakland Raiders mess, he really weighs in (43)
(Mirror.co.uk) Followup Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear's expletive-laden lesson in how to not deal with the press (Not safe for work language) (13)
(Newsday) Interesting Cat lover wants feral Shea Stadium kitties moved to new CitiField, especially the black cat that must have walked all over the Cubs bats a few weeks ago (31)
(Football365) Amusing Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear holds a press conference. Starts by asking a question of his own. "Which one is Simon Bird?" "Me." "You're a c*nt" (21)
(Daily Mail) Sad French skydiver attempts to deliver the match-ball to a stadium of crowded spectators. What could possibly go wrong? (17)
(TSN) Cool Toronto Sports Network article expects the Vancouver Canucks likely to be declared the world's #1 sports team by the United Nations after sweeping the pre-season (35)
(Some clipper) Amusing Clippers launch fan website. Fan said to be "Very excited" (11)
(SFGate) Silly The Seattle Supersonics move to Oklahoma City has claimed another job, the Golden State Warriors have to get rid of their mascot "Thunder" (31)
(Yahoo) Obvious Cubs one game away from holding the 100th annual Fail Parade on West Addison. Book it. Done (266)

Thu October 02, 2008
(ESPN) Dumbass Indy driver Helio Castroneves and his sister now Dancing With The IRS (20)
(Fox Sports) Cool Thursday's MLB playoff discussion: White Sox at Rays, Game 1 (2:30 p.m.), Brewers at Phillies, Game 2 (6:05 p.m.), Dodgers at Cubs, Game 2 (9:30 p.m.) -- all games on TBS, all times Eastern (1043)
(Sports by Brooks) Silly Ocho Cinco believes Bengals would be better if they had more arrests. No, really (21)
(ESPN) Cool One hundred reasons we love the MLB playoffs. No. 9: Not having to listen to Ronan Tynan this year (25)
(ESPN) Unlikely For the first time in decades, Duke does something relevant (21)
(Orlando Sentinel) Scary Forget the hopes of Gator Nation -- minister says future of Christianity is dependent on Tim Tebow (25)
(Newsday) Cool Mets pitcher Johan Santana pitched the whole month of September with a knee problem and still went 4-0 with a 1.83 ERA. Now THAT'S gangster. Still no cure for the rest of the team (26)
(Yahoo) Obvious Investigation into NBA referees concludes that Tim Donaghy was the only one intentionally making bad calls. The others were doing it simply because they're eyesight-impaired jackasses (12)
(Salon) Obvious TBS: The anti-Fox (72)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Cubs fan arrested for throwing ball at Manny Ramirez. Lou Piniella immediately assigns fan to rotation (19)
(Some Guy) Stupid Judge rules FedEx Field must provide "equal access to aural content" for deaf patrons. I SAID JUDGE RULES FEDEX FIELD MUST PROVIDE EQUAL ACCESS TO AURAL CONTENT FOR DEAF PATRONS (27)
(Yahoo) Followup OJ Simpson's jury will hear closing arguments today. The five minutes of pretend deliberations before declaring him "not guilty" could begin as early as this afternoon (29)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Don Cherry on the proposed expansion of the NHL into Europe: "I hope they do expand to Europe because then they'll all stay over there. That'd be really great, far as I'm concerned." You stay classy, Grapes (75)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson spotted shopping for engagement rings, because he'll probably never get the Super Bowl kind (54)
(The Virginian Pilot) Cool Redskins are NFC's best after Week 4. Suck it, Dallas (55)
(FanNation) Unlikely Chad Ocho Cinco says he will score a touchdown against the Cowboys this week, and then kiss the star on the field. "Unlikely" tag should not be taken to mean submitter doubts Ocho Cinco would do that (46)
(Bama fan) Interesting The Great Pumpkin may be coaching his last season for the Vols. Some coaches, rumored to be on the replacement list, include Spurrier, Cutcliffe, and Lucy Van Pelt as special teams coach (43)
(Yahoo) Scary Anwuan Bolnin han a frackure sinah (29)
(Some Guy) Silly The Cubs have excuse ready in case they lose their playoff series... Dick Stockton (34)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Cubs fans will do just about anything for the chance to watch their beloved team choke (42)
(Fox Sports) Fail Vladimir Guererro makes A-Rod look like Mr. October (47)
(Deadspin) Florida Your roommate ignoring you when you whine to him about your fantasy football points? That's a stabbin (34)
(Some Guy) Interesting World's oldest baseball park isn't in U.S. any more. It's in London. No, not England. London, Canada (26)
(CNN) Spiffy Hockey farkers ready the Franzen pics as writer declares, "Anything less than another Cup will be an epic failure" (92)

Wed October 01, 2008
(Some Guy) Strange The French have saved Lance Armstrong's urine from 1999. And you thought you were a hardcore fan for wearing that cheap bracelet (36)
(Yahoo) Cool Can the Cubs finally do it? Can the Angels ever beat the Sox in the playoffs? Will anyone watch the Phillies and the Brewers? Will the Rays fans know how to find their stadium in October? Today's MLB postseason discussion thread (1074)
(JSOnline) Amusing Not News: Woman's water breaks. News: While at a Brewers game. Fark: She stays to see the rest of the game, and watch the Mets get their water broken, too (49)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Mets relief pitcher Ambiorix Burgos finally gets a few out. Sadly, it was with his car (12)
(Time) Interesting Five reasons the Cubs will win the World Series. Well, that's it. They're screwed (40)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Messin' with Mr. Met nets fan $500 fine and banishment from future home games (9)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Ransacked Raiders coach Lane Kiffin could be sporting orange next season - but for Syracuse or Tennessee? Or as manager of the Orange Julius over at the mall? (28)
(CNN) Dumbass Bo Pelini thinks Nebraska can shutout Mizzou (54 ppg & 596 ypg) this weekend. Bo must think it's 1988. Bo trifecta in play (34)
(ESPN) Asinine Detroit and San Antonio prepare to end the basketball season with a boring series that no one will watch. This is not a repeat from June 2005 (12)
(The Tennessean) Misc 5 things the Tennessee Titans must do to remain undefeated. "Win the game" strangely absent (16)
(ESPN) Interesting Denver RB Travis Henry busted in 'multikilogram cocaine deal.' Mike Shanahan still won't give enough carries to the Broncos RB on your fantasy roster (38)
(Some Guy) Amusing T.O. focuses his complaints on ESPN and calls Keyshawn Johnson "Sheshawn" in the process (119)
(SFGate) Interesting Golden State Warriors G/F Corey Maggette finally displays some defensive capabilities. Unfortunately, it's in a game of verbal one-on-one with the media (8)
(YouTube) Video For anyone who had any doubts that the douche that caught the last two HR in Yankee stadium was a douche: This (96)
(ESPN) Obvious Nebraska football coach Bo Pelini takes losses hard, especially when his own unsportsmanlike conduct penalty sets up a first-and-goal and a touchdown for the opposing team (20)
(Dallas News) Obvious Kyle Busch attributes his Chase for the Sprint Cup flop to bad luck. Being an immature, egomaniacal prick has nothing to do with it (28)
(Boston Herald) Unlikely Angels-Red Sox divisional series is the "can't miss" first round series according to the completely impartial Boston Herald (49)
(Canada.com) Cool New York Rangers have to chance to finally bring cup back to NY. No, not Lord Stanley's, the Victoria Cup, which is 12 plastic sticks in the shape of a 'V' coming out of a marble case (43)
(ESPN) Sappy PGA Tour will allow golfer to use cart during qualifying school, seeing how he just had a second heart transplant (28)
(Newsday) Silly How the Mets and Yankees can make themselves not suck next year, No. 3: The Mets shouldn't close the season against the Marlins (11)
(Wordpress) Amusing The 2008 NBA media day photos are out. Zhang Kai to be cut based on his picture alone (25)
(Press-Enterprise) Obvious The Dodgers won't rely on the Cubs' curse to win, also won't rely on pitching or hitting (49)
(BBC) Spiffy It's your official Champions League discussion thread (68)
(Yahoo) Amusing Associated Press provides a copy of a warning letter sent on September 12th by Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis to then head coach Lane Kiffin (48)
(BBC) Amusing English football club debuts player aged 15 years, 158 days. Too young to be paid, he will receive "a ham sandwich and a piece of pizza for his efforts" (19)
(ESPN) Followup International gymnastics officials: "Did you use underage gymnasts in 2008 Olympics?" China: "No." Officials: "Case closed." (29)
(International Herald Tribune) Interesting College has a course on Red Sox Nation. It's a breeze until the final where, invariably, all students fail (101)
(Some Racing Guy) Interesting It is Kyle Petty's time to move on from racing (38)
(Deadspin) Amusing Boston Globe forced to apologize after running a picture suggesting Pats' backup QB Kevin O'Connell has a small package. Penis (8)
(Yahoo) Strange Same annoying Yankees fan who caught homerun balls on consecutive nights catches last HR at Shea (35)

Tue September 30, 2008
(Sports by Brooks) Followup Media attacks Al Davis, but former USC captain remembers Lane Kiffin thusly: "I know him personally, he doesn't command a lot of respect. He couldn't manage players at USC, how can he manage players in the NFL?" (65)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing White Sox and Twins somehow scrape out a run between them and Chicago gets another team into the playoffs (119)
(NYPost) Obvious Yankees reward GM Brian Cashman for assembling the most expensive team to ever miss the playoffs with a three-year contract extension (39)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting NBC Sports chairman Dick Ebersol's son Charlie is tennis star Maria Sharapova's new boyfriend - a case of true Love (15)
(Sports by Brooks) Unlikely MMA hottie Gina Carano to CBS talkshow host on the combat sport: "It's just two people going at it. It's kind of like sex"; Last we checked, Kama Sutra doesn't usually give you cauliflower ear (46)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting In their first playoff series in 26 years, Brewers stake Game 1 start against the Phillies to oft-injured but good-when-healthy righthander. Shockingly, it's not Ben Sheets (41)
(Deadspin) Weird If you like watching SpongeBob SquarePants during sex, then you finally have something in common with former NFL player Hollis Thomas (16)
(NFL.com) Amusing Cedric Benson stumbles off boat and into Cincinnati, is promptly tackled for a three-yard loss on his way to the locker room (36)
(Spike) Video Hookers and blow. Hookers and blow. Hookers and blow. Hookers and Ronaldo? (10)
(Washington Post) Amusing After shutting down Terrell Owens on Sunday, Redskin's DB Shawn Springs hung out with the Dallas receiver at his condo and watched football. Awkward (38)
(Major League Baseball) Spiffy Three years after being ruined by Albert Pujols, Brad Lidge wins the NL Comeback Player Award (38)
(Sports by Brooks) Dumbass Former Packer and admitted steroid and drug abuser Tony Mandarich admits he faked NCAA urine test before 1988 Rose Bowl (28)
(ESPN) Interesting Some Week 5 power rankings for you to argue over, with the Giants, Titans and Cowboys at the top of the standings, and the Bills wide right behind them (97)
(Sports by Brooks) Followup Josh Howard says he's sorry for slamming Star Spangled Banner (28)
(BBC) Cool Week 2 Champions League Group Stage. Day 1 discussion thread (24)
(Jalopnik) Cool Amazing photo gallery proving unlike NASCAR, Formula 1 cars have real headlights (57)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting How did Ricky Williams spend the Dolphins' bye week? Well, he wasn't smoking weed -- although he really, really wanted to (27)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool The moments that made the Cubs' 2008 season. Fans hope this article will be amended in about four weeks (46)
(Major League Baseball) Spiffy Tonight, one team will be forced to win the AL Central (393)
(TampaBays10.com) Strange Rays' staff preparing for playoffs. Still having a tough time with the concept. "It's wreaked havoc with tee times, and with football schedules and everything" (20)
(ESPN) Obvious Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis has already started the process of hiring a new head coach. Of course, he'll probably have to fire the current one (99)
(Dallas News) Stupid Terrell Owens takes a page out of Congress' book and doesn't pass the Tony Romo bailout bill (166)
(Yahoo) Amusing NC State's women's volleyball team blows their 57-match streak, actually wins one for a change (13)
(AP) PSA Randy Pfund retires pfrom Heat, three years apfter winning pfoul-pfilled NBA PFinals (10)
(Some Guy) Sappy An open apology to Steve Bartman (69)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious "We're not going to win the Stanley Cup." Toronto Maple Leafs coach Ron Wilson, Master of the Obvious (49)
(Sports by Brooks) Asinine If the City of Fresno unconditionally supports the surging Fresno State football program, why are all local schoolchildren forbidden from wearing Bulldog gear? (20)
(SMH) Sad "Australian sport has become synonymous with alcohol ... national cricket team has never won the Spirit of Cricket Award." To be fair, it only takes a few drops of beer for a cricket to get smashed (14)

Mon September 29, 2008
(Yahoo) Interesting Arizona Cardinals' Anquan Boldin checks out okay after being knocked unconscious Sunday, reportedly demanding his agent show him the money (33)
(FanNation) Amusing Tank Johnson of the Cowboys whines about Redskins player having the audacity to stand on the star logo, making his team look like overrated candyasses (176)
(CNN) Sad Jaguars tackle Richard Collier won't be playing again this season. Status: 14 gunshot wounds, amputation, paralysis (151)
(Examiner) Interesting Lakers' upcoming season compared to Wizard of Oz. No word on much time Phil Jackson spent in the field of poppies (12)
(Sports by Brooks) Followup Rays finally decide who's throwing out their postseason first pitches. Game 2 will be Ryder Cup captain Paul Azinger. Game 1 will be John Higgins. Who? (21)
(Inside Vandy) Scary Repent now all ye sinners, for the apocalypse is surely nigh now that College Gameday is coming to Vanderbilt (28)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Phillies win NL East again, attractive female reporter gets champagne bath again. This should become a yearly event -- and thanks to the Mets, it probably will be (with video goodness) (15)
(ESPN) Obvious MLB home runs in 2008 at lowest level in 15 years. "I think the steroid testing has something to do with it" (22)
(ESPN) Spiffy Well it took Brett "The Jet" Favre only four games to match the Jets' single-game record with six touchdowns. Haters, your irrational reasons for why Brett is still bad may be directed to the right (97)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing White Sox and Tigers need to make up a game that had been rained out. The make-up game is being delayed by: rain. UPDATE: tarp off, game on (ESPN2), discuss (313)
(Yahoo) Obvious College football has become so lucrative that the NCAA has essentially stopped punishing programs for academic and recruiting violations (21)
(The Tennessean) Sad Today's episode of "Ow, My Balls" brought to you by Minnesota Vikings' quarterback Gus Frerote (18)
(Some Guy) Sick How did the Rays celebrate clinching the AL East? By drinking out of a used athletic cup, of course (with picture weirdness). Penis (20)
(LiveLeak) Video Bad ass Big Wheel drifting (52)
(Sports by Brooks) Weird How did 7,206 Brewers fans celebrate team's first postseason appearance since 1982? By peeing their pants (32)
(Newsday) Obvious Opinion: Mets disaster totally unexpected, unless you've paid any attention to the Mets ever (39)
(Some Guy) Obvious Rams fire head coach Scott Linehan, still need to fire roughly 59 more players before they start winning games (81)
(Examiner) Obvious Not even Al Davis could coach under Al Davis (17)
(CNN) Fail Shawn Kemp's comeback ends when Italian basketball club releases him in preseason for going AWOL. Hopes to find another way to feed his families (8)
(Canoe) Hero Midget wrestler Pee Wee James has died. Family expects a small turnout for the funeral (14)
(Yahoo) Hero After losing his three-month-old son, Matt Bryant scores the game-winning field goal for his son and team (69)
(ESPN) Weird Prince Fielder gets the money shot (52)
(TSN) Obvious Mets miss playoffs with historic September collapse. And by "historic" we mean "just like last year" (80)

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