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Sun July 20, 2008
(Major League Baseball) Hero Phrase you thought you'd never hear #53129: "Aaron Miles walkoff grand slam" (43)
(Some Guy) Amusing Sometimes the pictures just speak for themselves (20)
(Washington Post) Cool After Phillip Daniels tears his ACL, Jason Taylor dances his way to Washington (37)
(madison.com) Stupid 250 people eat a dead beetle for admission to a minor league baseball game. Might be due to the "all you can drink" part of it (9)
(YouTube) Video Video of the Danica-Milka cat fight. Unfortunately it ends before they rip each others' clothes off and wrestle on the ground (95)
(Yahoo) Followup Oklahoma City's new NBA team will be called the Thunder. Submitter wonders what AC/DC song fans will be hearing at every single game over and over again (116)
(Yahoo) Spiffy The Open closes, Harrington wins his second, Shark left circling the drain (20)
(YouTube) Cool Doug Flutie heads into College Football Hall of Fame. LGT video of one big reason why (43)
(Detroit News) Sad Experts predicting two branches of the military withdraw will by December... from NASCAR (25)
(ESPN) Cool Old and Busted: Cubs playing like the Red Sox playing like the Patriots and the Celtics. New Hotness: Cubs playing like the Red Sox playing like the Bruins and the Blackhawks (54)
(IndyStar) Spiffy Danica Patrick & Milka Duno recreate "Kill Bill Volume 1" at Ohio raceway. Not really, but since you're already fantasizing (52)

Sat July 19, 2008
(Yahoo) Dumbass Oops, Wie did it again (42)
(ESPN) Cool Old and busted: Red Sox playing like Patriots and Celtics. New Hotness: Red Sox playing like Bruins (108)
(Yahoo) Cool UFC vs Affliction who will escape without getting teabagged tonight? (100)
(ESPN) Spiffy Through three rounds, 53 year-old Greg Norman leads the Senio... What? He leads the regular British Open? Seriously? Alrighty then. Through three rounds, Greg Norman leads the 2008 British Open (57)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting At least nine separate groups looking to acquire a baseball team that hasn't won a World Series since '08 -- 1908 that is (17)
(MSNBC) Sad Sandlot baseball is almost extinct, James Earl Jones unavailable for comment (54)
(TBO) Florida Bobby Bowden says his time is "getting close." Not sure whether he's referring to retirement or death (20)
(ESPN) Amusing Angels offer a preview of ALCS by trouncing the Red Sox 11-3. Bonus: video of Manny rolling in the grass like a Special Olympics kid while trying to catch a blooper (78)
(AP) Interesting With Tiger Woods on the couch back in the States, is there any reason to pay attention to the British Open? (41)
(ESPN) Asinine Drake Dudley has been an MMA prodigy since age 7; his dad has been a jerk a lot longer (29)
(Abc.net.au) Silly Hooker wins pole vault. You're doing it wrong (11)

Fri July 18, 2008
(Associated Content) Unlikely The UFC pays their fighters 3% of the money they generate, officially making Don King jealous of their negotiating skills (52)
(Some Guy) Interesting The life and times of a minor league umpire (14)
(WTAM) Spiffy LeBron James figures out how NOT to get stopped for speeding over 100 MPH (24)
(Newsday) Ironic Mets return to first place on 7/17 (97)
(London Times) Weird Manchester football club takes up Feng Shui and places crystals under the pitch in an attempt to boost their results. If this fails, their next plan involves landmines (24)
(OpenGolf.com) Cool Fark golf fans wake up bewildered as to what year it is, seeing Greg Norman and Jean van de Velde on top of the Open leaderboard (44)
(TMZ) Amusing No, really, Brady Quinn isn't gay. No matter what this gay dating website using his photo illegally will tell you (36)
(ESPN) Interesting No mo' Nomo (45)
(FanHouse) Cool Shockingly, a member of Red Sox Nation has been located who is willing to call out Manny Ramirez on his bullshiat. Unfortunately for Manny, that man is Red Sox owner John Henry (61)
(Wired) Sick Olympians: On your mark, get set, cough (41)

Thu July 17, 2008
(ESPN) Interesting Phillies pick up former Cy Young winner for three minor leaguers. Nah, not really, they add a guy leading the AL in losses (39)
(National Post) Obvious Reporter is shocked that submitters aren't taking Hockey Night In Canada Theme contest seriously (34)
(CNN) Obvious Football player signed by Alabama decides he'd rather go ahead and make money playing baseball now than help make Alabama millions of dollars (37)
(NASCAR) Spiffy NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson named "Best Driver" at ESPY show. Suck it, F1 (49)
(TSN) Interesting NHL releases 08-09 season schedule. Barry Melrose outraged to learn that his new-look Lightning will be opening the season in front of dirty, visor-wearing Europeans who are an affront to God and the sport of hockey (74)
(Yahoo) Obvious Miami Dolphins mathematically eliminated from playoffs for next five seasons (34)
(ESPN) Amusing Yankees sign big-name position player to put them over the top in the AL pennant race (144)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Tour de France officials confirm that an Italian was perilously close to winning (42)
(Durant Democrat) Silly University of Oklahoma basketball player arrested for stealing makeup (18)
(Yahoo) Strange Since May 20th, the San Francisco Giants have been the hottest team in the NL West. And by "hot," we mean 23-26 (41)
(Yahoo) Followup Boston Globe columnist wishes James Posey well, congratulates New Orleans on acquisition. Ha ha, no... he warns Hornets that Posey is pure mercenary, devoid of sentiment (56)
(Yahoo) Obvious With little hope of finding a new team for next year, NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Scott Riggs may be banished to the place all mediocre, washed-up drivers go -- the Craftsman Truck Series (30)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Last year, Terrell Owens said that Jessica Simpson was "not a fan favorite at Texas Stadium." This year, T.O. says she can sit in his stadium seats anytime (23)
(Statesman) Florida Pro quarterback holds wood while little brother, also a pro quarterback, gets all choppy, misses (31)
(AJC) Obvious From the Deja Vu Department: Hampton tweaks groin in rehab start (34)

Wed July 16, 2008
(Fox Sports) Followup In latest twist in "Hamlet, Prince of Greenbay" saga, Packers claim Vikings tampered with Favre (42)
(Yahoo) Cool It's official. Red Wings and Blackhawks to play at Wrigley Field on New Years Day. This is not a repeat. I repeat, this is not a repeat (53)
(ESPN) Amusing This year's feel-good story of a down-and-out pro who makes the British Open with a birdie on the final hole of a local qualifier is brought to you by... Jean Van de Velde. Yeah, seriously (17)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Ring around the rosey. Hornets sign James Posey. Celtics, Celtics, all bummed out (26)
(Yahoo) Amusing Ichiro: Fark you and the National League too (52)
(ESPN) Obvious ESPN explains why sports-based video games are not realistic. Submitter would like to remind them of the NFL Blitz series (53)
(NJ.com) Amusing Steinbrenner calls all-star game "one of the greatest experiences in his life," ranking up there with the day he wrote kevin brown his last check and the day he hired george costanza (24)
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Reggie Bush trying to get girlfriend Kim Kardashian in shape for her next big project - the very-quick-to-video "Disaster Movie" (45)
(Chicago Tribune) Strange News: The NFL is once again reviewing game film as part of an investigation. Fark: To see if players are flashing gang signs (40)
(AP) Interesting Much like his passes, assault charges against former Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry have been dropped (19)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Injury to Hideki Matsui could force New York Yankees to consider pursuing Barry Bonds (53)
(USA Today) Interesting Reports are coming in that a convicted drug supplier is alleging he sent HGH to Roger Clemens. Clemens's lawyer seems about one step away from a Chewbacca defense at this point (13)
(ESPN) Asinine In case there was any doubt about why people hate New York and its fans, here's a story about a pregnant Mrs. Papelbon having her life threatened by a bunch of douchebag Yankees fans (121)
(NYPost) Obvious Like true champions, Yankees rally in support of A-Rod. Just kidding: He threw an All-Star party and exactly zero of his Yankee teammates showed up (48)
(Boston Herald) Sad GM, a glutton for bad press, says that budget cuts may imperil support for its NASCAR teams (85)
(Telegram) Dumbass Man takes motorcycle for spin around baseball diamond during game, tries the "Was I not supposed to do that?" defense (32)
(Yahoo) Asinine Defensively challenged Denver Nuggets trade away their only defensive-minded player for... well, basically nothing (34)
(ESPN) Interesting Planning on taking your crossbow to the Olympics in Beijing? Well, we've got some bad news for you (12)
(MSNBC) Hero Former teammate of Babe Ruth: "I don't like the appearance of a lot of the players today. The hair's too long. Their beards are too evident. They're a grubby-looking bunch of caterwaulers." Get off his diamond (52)
(The Sun) Obvious Cash-strapped Manchester fans rent a fishing trawler to get them to team's game in Faroe Islands, ensuring there will be one thing there this weekend that stinks worse than Manchester (pic) (10)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Three hundred people a year are hospitalized after being hit by foul balls at major and minor league games, creating a field of law known as "foul ball injury litigation" (35)
(AP) Cool Milan completes $33.4 million transfer deal for Barcelona's Ronaldinho. Has the balance of power shifted inside the Giuseppe Meazza? This submitter thinks it has. Forza Milan (34)
(ESPN) Florida Major League Baseball All-Star Game is boring until extra innings, then it gets Uggla (131)
(Hartford Courant) Amusing Uh oh, someone showed Jonathan Papelbon the "Papelbum" New York Daily News cover. Out comes the scaaaaaaary face (41)
(Yahoo) Followup All-Star Game discussion thread, part 2: Overnight this-freaking-game-won't-end edition (938)
(AJC) Interesting Upcoming season tickets for UGA football: $10,891. Being ranked No. 1 in preseason polls: Priceless (56)

Tue July 15, 2008
(TMZ) Dumbass Note to self: a monster truck with a self portrait on it is probably not the best get away vehicle for a hit and run, especially when you're a former UFC Champ (48)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Youth sport leagues are now erecting barricades around the fields to keep pushy parents away from the refs (47)
(Major League Baseball) Unlikely Your 2008 MLB All-Star thread. Tag is for the NL's chances of breaking their losing streak (thread closed, see part 2) (1848)
(Some Guy) Sad High school football star is charged with murder, inadvertently becomes eligible for long-term contract with the Dallas Cowboys (18)
(Fox Sports) Asinine While A-Rod was out playing slap-and-tickle with Madonna, he was spying on his wife to make sure she wasn't doing the same thing (10)
(Yahoo) Obvious Bud Selig still embarrassed by tied 2002 All-Star game, bad haircut (27)
(Newsday) Followup The 71-year-old man who pitched to Josh Hamilton last night had to get back to North Carolina for the Legion playoffs, so that the Yankees couldn't add him to their bullpen (20)
(ESPN) Obvious You know soccer sucks when your star player quits the sport to become a priest (44)
(CNN) Asinine Ohio State alumni upset that their seniority no longer means they have the right to buy the first tickets to watch their team play its mediocre schedule in a buildup to another national title game collapse (113)
(Deadspin) Cool Back-to-back hole in ones by golfing brothers under 12 at TPC-Sawgrass (9)
(CNN) Obvious Michigan unveils new Adidas uniforms, complete with yellow stripe down the back (57)
(AP) Sad The home of the last Philadelphia championship to be demolished (50)
(Yahoo) Interesting More than you ever wanted to know about the physics of broken baseball bats and the different types of wood used to make them (17)
(NYPost) Dumbass NY columnist begrudgingly praises Terry Francona for turing the Red Sox into baseball's dominant team. Just kidding... he rips him for "disrespecting" Mariano Rivera by not offically naming the closer for the All-Star game (194)
(www.sho.com) Cool Showtime picks up "Inside the NFL" from HBO. Now if only they would pick up Deadwood, Rome, and Carnivale (42)
(Deadspin) Cool Justin Morneau wins the Home Run Derby, but all anyone will remember is Josh Hamilton winning over every baseball fan on the planet (141)
(Some 700 Level) Hero Chase Utley says "F*ck You" to booing New Yorkers on live television during the Home Run Derby (with video) (81)
(IndyStar) Sad Peyton Manning has knee surgery, out six weeks and could miss season opener after 160 consecutive starts (51)
(CNN) Unlikely According to David Stern, Tim Donaghy was a "rogue" ref and no other NBA refs were involved in gambling, so he must have called another ref 134 times in 6 months just to say hi (30)
(ESPN) Sad The voice of the Kentucky Derby for the last ten years has been silenced (15)

Mon July 14, 2008
(ESPN) Interesting Nolan leaves New York Islanders over "philosophical differences." Apparently, not everyone is in favor of a darker, grittier Batman franchise (25)
(Major League Baseball) Sad Official Scorer Red Foley dies at age 79. Score it E-died (2)
(Not a fan of college football) Asinine Is the Big 12 better than the SEC? This reporter (who apparently doesn't watch college football) seems to think so (142)
(Google) Cool Not news: Athlete qualifies to make his second trip to the Olympics. Fark: His first trip was in 1964 (11)
(Washington Post) PSA Clark Kellogg gets the Final Four job, meaning Billy Packer probably said he shouldn't get a callback (14)
(WTMJ) Followup Gretta Van Susteren wins race for Favre interview. Might air it tonight, but she's not really sure if she wants to. She might want to air it on CNN, doesn't really feel welcome at Fox (35)
(Examiner) Obvious Tony Romo chokes at celebrity golf tournament, fumbles ball while placing it on tee (31)
(Guardian.com) Stupid Who wants to watch Kurdistan tackle Lapland? Well you can at the World Cup Of Unrecognised Nations (16)
(ESPN) Spiffy It's time once again for the 'Ow My Balls' of baseball. Home Run Derby discussion thread (8pm ET on ESPN) (434)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious Found: The first person who absolutely despises 41-year-old inspirational Olympian Dara Torres. That would be her jilted ex-husband (17)
(Some Guy) Interesting A woman is poised to make it to the Main Event at the World Series of Poker, and she's smoking hot (with pic and video goodness) (68)
(Daily Mail) Followup Man U unveil their £28m replacement for Ronaldo (76)
(CBC) Dumbass Jaromir Jagr leaves Rangers, signs 3-year deal with Russian league team Avangard Omsk (40)
(BBC) Interesting Australian athletes given "Tibet protest packs" to take to Olympics, with pro-democracy T-shirts and badges that they can wear while athletes from other countries stand on the podium to receive medals (22)
(TSN) Stupid Peter Forsberg healthy, signed, and ready for training camp. Just kidding, he won't be ready to play until at least December, at which point he'll toy with whatever team courts him for months on end (20)
(WTMJ) Ironic Brewers' Ben Sheets gets NL starting nod in All-Star game at Yankee Stadium. Next start in the Bronx: Opening Day 2009, wearing Yankee pinstripes (96)
(News.com.au) Followup The final score from Pamplona this year: Bulls 45, Morans 0 (34)
(New York Daily News) Strange Superagent Scott Boras is taking up a second career -- marriage counselor (21)
(Sports by Brooks) Interesting Soldier Field hosts Cornhole Classic. Strangely, Rex Grossman nowhere to be found (26)
(ESPN) Amusing When Josh Hamilton wins the Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium, he can thank for A-Rod for being so afraid of getting "Madonna-fied" that he just had to sit this one out. In his home park. Vagina (51)
(Daily Stab) Amusing Beer: $5 - Madonna Pictures: $10 - Look on your face when A-Rod sees you making fun of him: Priceless (55)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Obvious The greatest era in the history of sport? You're living in it. Here's why. Phil Hellmuth strangely absent (26)
(ESPN) Interesting Kerry Wood to skip All Star Game with fear of bumping into Dusty Baker in a hotel and going on the DL as a reflex (30)
(Awful Announcing) Cool CBS drops announcer Billy Packer from Final Four coverage after 34 years on the job (47)

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