Some guy no one has heard of wins The Memorial Tournament. That's golf by the way	(5)
		The growing trend continues to be trendy....Catcher Mike Lieberthal signs a one day contract with the Phillies so he can retire a Philly	(26)
		These teams are not going to make it to the 2008/2009 NFL Playoffs	(51)
		The late-80s Blue Jays once tried to bust a slump with a stripper in the clubhouse. They should've asked if she could catch. (Sorry, Ernie Whitt.)	(11)
(NASCAR)		Dover fans let Kyle Busch have it with resounding boo's from most in attendance. Shrub doesn't care because he's hearing them from Victory Lane....again	(30)
		Mark Prior to have season-ending shoulder surgery. Again	(28)
		"They had bought an extra ticket in anticipation of his booting. That's an extra $300 from a scalper." Now that's what you call a fan	(37)
		Jankovic, Ivanovic, Djokovic advance at French Open. EVERYBODY PANOVIC	(39)
		Jason Taylor calls press conference to announce he's gonna do something. Or not. Or maybe he'll just stay in Miami. Or he might retire. Who knows?	(16)
		So why would Kevin White leave Notre Dame for Duke? Well, the fact that he didn't want to fire Ty Willingham and he certainly didn't want to give Charlie Weis a 10 year extension after 7 games might have something to do with it	(14)
		Jamaica's Bolt sets world record in 100 meters	(41)
		Two years after being dumped on for England's World Cup failure, David Beckham is once again team captain	(21)
		Just Manny being Manny: 24th member of the 500 HR club	(100)
		Ken Griffey Jr hits 599th steroid- and HGH-free HR	(36)

		7-time NBA champion Robert "Big Shot Rob" Horry leaning towards retirement; considering new career as Will Smith's stunt double	(21)
		Tim Hardaway has no idea why he can't get a job coaching in the NBA	(14)
(NHL.com)		The Pittsburgh Penguins look to tie things up at 2 games a piece, while Detroit aims to go home with a commanding 3-1 series lead. Stanley Cup Final - Game 4 discussion thread, 8 P.M. EST on NBC. Also, a moment of silence for Luc Bourdon	(931)
(Kyle Busch's jealousy)		Mr. Logano... We've been expecting you. Heluva Good 200 N'Wide Thread	(22)
		You can stop exaggeration your fish stories now -- British man already hailed "World's Greatest Fisherman." And before you ask, yes, he has caught a great white	(89)
		Caption Kevin Garnett of the Celtics	(112)
		10 baseball players who aren't earning their paychecks. Shoeless Joe Jackson inexplicably absent	(67)
		The Idiot Kicker has returned	(39)
		Scott Speed wins in only his sixth NASCAR Craftsman Truck race	(21)
(NBA.com)		Celtics vs. Lakers in NBA Finals. Time to party like it's 1987	(332)
		Holmstrom and Holmstrom's large, obstructing ass questionable for game four	(135)

		Los Angeles Lakers guard's meaningless, last-second 3-pointer against San Antonio in Western Conference Finals cost bettors upwards of $100M at Las Vegas Sportsbooks	(65)
		Will Boston get to the line 100 times tonight to ensure the NBA their Celtics/Lakers finals matchup or will Detroit actually try and push it to game 7? Its your NBA Eastern Conference Finals game 6 discussion thread, 8:30 p.m. on ESPN	(406)
		SI columnist who apparently didn't watch the results of his off-season preparation for Appalachian State says Chad Henne is best prepared rookie QB in the NFL	(76)
		Finding themselves down by eight runs, the team with the best record in baseball demonstrate why they have that record	(66)
		Big Brown trainer guarantees Triple Crown as a "foregone conclusion." Refuses to get off his high horse	(28)
(Some Guy)		Is there anything better than a Red Sox fan getting totally owned? No, no there isn't	(82)
		Submitter never thought he would live long enough to see this day	(62)
		High Schooler wins race for State Title by 3 seconds and is disqualified on a bogus charge. The girls awarded first place puts medal around real winner's neck. There is actually more than one real winner	(81)
(WSRZ.COM)		Pete Rose admits to betting on Reds games - yeah that's great Pete but yer still banned	(50)
		Golf promotes long life, according to new study. Researchers attribute this mostly to the benefits of five to six sustained weekend hours away from the spouse	(9)
(Schenectady Gazette)		Callaway shuts golf ball plant, leaves hole in one upstate NY city	(23)
		FIFA votes to limit club teams to five foreign born players. English Premier League expected to disband	(56)
		High school wrestling coach nailed to the cross by school officials for trying to convert Muslim students to Christianity	(20)
		Michigan Attorney General not very pleased with the Penguins not allowing tickets sales to Red Wings fans on Ticketmaster, fails to do anything about it like every other government official	(82)
		1970s instructional video features Red Auerbach going ballistic over flopping in NBA: "Coaches today are teaching the players how to fall This is unreal Let's clean this thing up. Let's not hurt the game."	(21)
		Denver newspaper - after sitting on the story for six months - reports that gang member confessed to murdering Denver Bronco Darrent Williams in a letter	(12)
		Chris Benoit's doctor indicted on a whopping 175 counts of illegal prescription abuse . . . the wording of which makes one wonder how you inject a prescription form into your arm	(22)
		Vince Young now says he never considered quitting: "I ain't never said I was going to quit football." Telling comment. Not about Young, but the Univ. of Texas Department of English	(41)
		Six Canadian NHL teams provide 31% of league revenue. Americans still trying to figure out what channel the game is on	(86)
		The Big Unit ties the Big Syringe for second place on all-time strikeout list	(25)
		Lakers get easy pass to NBA Finals, will wait for Celtics to dribble in	(120)
		Chipper Jones goes 2-for-4 to raise his season batting average to .420. You submitted this with an obvious pot joke here	(42)

		Bert (Be Home) Blyleven discusses his Hall of Fame prospects and his flatulence	(29)
		Muslim women in "Islamic Games" play basketball in "hajib scarves and long, baggy sweatshirts", posing no hardwood threat	(21)
		Study claims playing football makes you shorter, wealthier	(14)
		Why are the NBA Playoff ratings up? Less tattoos, of course	(55)
		Former Cowboys QB and drug addict Quincy Carter gets another chance... in the Arena League. Surprisingly, he'll be playing quarterback, not selling peanuts in the stands	(23)
		Chicago Bulls may hire Doug Collins as next head coach. In other news, 1987 called and wants to know if Horace Grant can be thrown in to sweeten deal	(35)
		Uni-Watch takes a look at how baseball jerseys have been kept closed throughout history	(27)
		NBA now says Brent Barry was fouled. Glad that's settled, now everyone can be happy	(55)
(rds.ca)		Vancouver Canuck Luc Bourdon killed in motorcycle accident	(61)
		Mariah Carey throws the worst first pitch ever (some NSFW-ish ads)	(94)
		Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it (see Cubs fans)	(36)
		The first 40,000 tickets for the NFL's second game in England sold out within 90 minutes. Suck it, soccer	(35)
		D.C. United lobbying Washington, D.C. for $225 million to build a new stadium. Former Mayor Marion Barry plans to move legislation forward to approve deal, including creative "financing" involving hookers and blow	(26)
		Two lesbians kissing at a game is reason to be kicked out of Safeco Field, added to Mariner bullpen	(56)
		Today's "soccer star's girlfriend photographed nude in public" story is brought to you by Cristiano Ronaldo	(20)
		The Cubs and Rays share the best record in baseball. There must be a glitch in the Matrix	(129)
		The NBA decides to start fining players for flopping next season. In related news, Manu Ginobili may be playing the final game of his NBA career tomorrow night	(102)
		Wrigley Field to host outdoor Blackhawks/Red Wings game in January 2009	(74)
		Pacman meets with NFL commissioner regarding reinstatement. Promises to steer clear of strip clubs, night clubs, armed bodyguards, Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde	(17)
		In an attempt to lose in every way possible, the K.C. Royals lose their 10th straight game by choking away a five-run ninth-inning lead	(23)
		Sportswriter admits that, in the wake of the Tim Donaghy scandal, it's not so outlandish to think Joey Crawford might want the San Antonio Spurs to lose	(40)
(Some Guy)		The 22 most bizarre SI covers	(64)
		ESPN profiles the nine best major leaguers currently not playing in the majors. Somebody messed up and put David Wells in there, but otherwise it's a solid list	(32)

(Some Guy)		Will the Penguins use the home momentum and make it a series or can Detroit keep the streak alive and go up 3-0? It's your Stanley Cup Finals Game 3 discussion thread, 8:00 p.m. on NBC	(1403)
(Some Guy)		Good game. Good game. Good game. Sucker punch to the face. Good game	(70)
		Today's top story on ESPN: A spelling bee??	(35)
		Error-prone third baseman for the Detroit Tigers has infected hemmoroids that are so bad "he can barely walk." So where does that leave him with the last-place club? Batting fifth in the starting lineup, of course	(30)
		The Czech Republic's soccer federation was prepared. The Latvian flag was shown in the program and the Latvian anthem was played before the match. Unfortunately they were playing Lithuania at the time	(69)
(Some Guy)		St. Louis Cardinals set up "peanut-free zones," so your little snowflakes with peanut allergies can watch the game	(85)
		Sammy Sosa plans to retire without realizing that you have to have a job before you can retire from it	(16)
		Microsoft gives $20 million to be shirt sponsor for not-even-playing-yet Seattle Sounders FC. No truth in rumor that the team's logo will be changed to a red ring around blue screen of death	(18)
		Clemens adds martyrdom to the list of reasons why we think he's a jerk	(16)
		Athlete tries hypnotism to help himself win Olympic gold, may face lifetime of ridicule, believing he's a chicken	(10)
		China bans NBA playoff TV broadcasts because they are "too entertaining." Apparently country has yet to be introduced to the San Antonio Spurs	(45)
(Sportsline)		Royals get blanked by the Twins for eight innings, tie in the bottom of the ninth with a three-run, inside-the-park homer off Joe Nathan, then give up a run in the 12th for their ninth straight loss. The Aristocrats	(27)
(The Intelligencer)		Pens coach Michel Therrien would like to clarify the post-game comments he made Monday. Uhh, actually he wouldn't. He still thinks the Red Wings are beating the Pens because they're cheating	(161)
		Even the BBC thinks Britain's Olympics logo sucks, so they hire the Gorillaz to create new artwork and music	(20)
		Dodgers center fielder Andruw Jones has surgery, doughnut	(16)
		England vs. USA friendly discussion thread... and remember kids, the London Underground is not a political movement	(157)
		College baseball team just misses an undefeated season, will just have to settle for national championship	(19)
		England / USA football friendly game tonight. Captain John Terry hopes there will be no slip ups	(38)
		Cleveland Indians, having recently turned triple play, now get a triple steal. If only they could learn to get triple game winning streaks	(21)
		ESPN radio host taken off the air for saying he had hoped Sen. Edward Kennedy "would live long enough to be assassinated"	(124)
		Wackiest MLB game of the year so far features 12 pitchers, a 67-minute rain delay, and nine home runs, including five by the powerhouse known as the Baltimore Orioles... wait, what?	(34)
		Kristen Bell wants to take a sponge bath in the Stanley Cup	(72)
(Awful Announcing)		Video of Joey Crawford's controversial call in Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals	(96)
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)		Starting June 1st, NFL teams can now be fined if one of their players gets into trouble. In other news, the Cincinatti Bengals begin bankruptcy proceedings	(18)
		Lakers edge Spurs by two to take 3-1 series lead. Kobe, Barry, Pop say "no foul"	(151)

		New UroClub allows golfers to find relief without running for the restroom or woods. Gives new meaning to "piss-poor play"	(16)
		Red Sox-Brewers TV broadcast blacked out in ... Minnesota?	(19)
		Reds call up superstar minor leaguer Jay Bruce. Submitter predicts trade demand by June	(29)
		Yankees fly flags from other 29 MLB teams above Yankee Stadium; Red Sox flag photographed last week flying upside down, which was no doubt an isolated mistake	(56)
		It just got a lot more expensive to watch Tottenham lose	(10)
		Dear Cubs fans in the left-field bleachers, please do not yell things that may upset our multi-million dollar left fielder, he might feel bad. Thanks, the Cubs	(50)
(WKYC)		Just as the Cleveland Indians season is prounced dead minor league affiliate Captains unveil all expenses paid funeral promotion	(59)
(Southtown Star)		In its continuing effort to piss off and alienate its next generation of fans, Major League Baseball threatens lawsuits against Little League teams that use MLB team names or logos	(72)
		Padres '08: On road to nowhere?	(23)
		Just 34% of players in the English Premier League are in fact English. "The number is important because that's what I can choose from," said the England soccer manager, Fabio Capello	(44)
		Cash-strapped colleges see women wrestling as way to attract more students. No, not like that	(12)
		Quarterback Vince Young nearly quit the league after his rookie season because the game wasn't fun, which would have made for the awesomest incarnation of the Madden Curse ever	(62)
		John "The Goat" Terry set to captain England against the USA on Wednesday's friendly	(36)
(Some Mullet)		Joakim Noah busted for a joint and open container in downtown Gainesville	(48)
		Kobe infidelity rumors have gone from Colorado court proceedings to obscure website to now the personal blog of ESPNer	(19)
		Former Cy Young winner Rick Sutcliffe stole 1 base in his career, only because he heard during the game that Bill Murray, filling in for Harry Caray on the broadcast, bet Steve Stone a case of beer that he would, in fact, steal second	(17)
(Some Guy)		What in the name of Pedro Martinez is Greg Oden doing hanging out at the Indy 500 with a midget?	(18)
		Pittsburgh coach Michel Therrien feels the Penguins have a good shot to beat the Wings if he can just get the rules of the game changed	(227)
		Ex-MLB pitcher Geremi Gonzales has about as much chance of making it back to the majors as he does to be struck by lightni -- oh... oh my	(12)
		Kobe explains snake jumping video, says there's no help from Hollywood this time	(22)
		For being on a network that "no one gets," Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals gets nearly as many viewers as some basketball game on ABC. Suck it, hockey haters	(79)
		Sidney "Wonder Kid" Crosby rebounds from the game 1 loss with a hat trick. Just kidding, he did nothing again and the Penguins got shut out for the second straight game	(89)
		Rays have best record in baseball on Memorial Day after finishing last year with worst record. Hasn't been done since the N.Y. Giants in 1908. Tell everyone it won't last to the right	(67)

		Can the home team rebound for a win tonight, or are the Celtics going to bring the pain to the Pistons for another road win? Find out starting at 8:30 pm EDT on ESPN	(282)
(Some Guy)		We're now one step closer to the inevitable war between the U.S. and Canada	(72)
(NHL.com)		Will Fleury manage to get onto the ice unharmed tonight? Will "The Franzen" be back, and can anyone stop him? It's your Stanley Cup Finals Game 2 discussion thread (8pm ET)	(1114)
		A real Memorial Day - Saints QB Drew Brees visits spot where grandfather invaded Okinawa during World War II	(18)
		No one can stop The Franzen	(125)
		Andruw Jones earns his $18 million in LA with stellar performance. Just kidding, too many cheeseburgers made his knees give out	(30)
		USS Cole sailor goes from surviving explosion to surviving arena football	(6)
(Some Guy)		Brett Favre still has a locker at Lambeau	(37)
		Mickelson notches another victory due to exceptional short game and Tiger Woods recovering from knee surgery	(12)
		It's nearly June, and the Rays are tied for the best record in all of baseball	(35)
		Spokane beats Kitchener in CHL Memorial Cup Championship Game. Then it gets interesting	(32)
		I'll see your 70 yard goal and raise you a 50 yarder with facepalm reaction from losing team	(15)
(Bonafide Hearsay!)		Kobe Bryant teaches some snakes how it feels to be dunked on	(40)
		Female tennis player poses for Playboy. Not her. Not her either. But at least she's cute	(22)
		Cubs show Pirates that they're already in playoff form	(42)
		David Beckham makes a 70-yard goal	(57)