The Atlanta Hawks' Marvin Williams nearly decapitates Boston Celtics' Rajon Rondo	(9)
		Rangers eliminated from playoffs, lose to Penguins 3-2 in OT	(13)
(MLB.com)		On May 22, the Washington Nationals apparently do battle with Indiana Jones	(28)
		Royals pitcher, already on disabled list due to tight shoulder, breaks hand punching teammate's door at hotel	(24)
		Celtics delay epic fail until round 2 of playoffs	(60)
		NHL Playoffs discussion thread - Penguins and Stars try to advance, Rangers and Sharks try to stay alive	(389)
		Sunday's NBA playoff discussion thread: Atlanta at Boston Game 7 (epic choke?), Utah at L.A. Game 1	(151)
		Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson arrested for Boating While Intoxicated, resisting arrest. He tried running through the police, but was easily stopped for a four-yard loss and two misdemeanors	(38)
		Leafs' captain Mats Sundin takes batting practice with the Blue Jays, hitting one to the warning track	(18)
		Sunday English Football thread. The Premier League is rather uninteresting today, but the real action is in the Championship, deciding who gets promoted and who gets relegated	(47)
		De La Hoya defeats Steve Forbes. In other news, Steve Forbes gave up politics to become a boxer	(23)
		No Canada, you can't have the Stanley Cup. Not yours	(92)
		Sweet Lou still wants to sport wood	(8)
		Video of Kyle Busch being a total asshat and wrecking Dale Jr. with 3 laps left at Richmond earlier. Someone will be wearing their helmet to sleep tonight	(105)
(Some Guy)		Papa John's sponsors shirts calling Lebron a "crybaby." Guess what pizza franchise just earned an Ohio-wide boycott?	(45)

		"The Boston faithful haven't been this alarmed since Eli Manning's last drive during the Super Bowl"	(43)
		Big Brown beats a dead horse to win Kentucky Derby	(100)
(NHL)		Today's NHL thread. Will the Flyers knock off the Canadiens? Subby believes	(216)
		Julio Franco decides it's time to get off the lawn	(24)
		Miguel Tejada promises boy with muscular dystrophy a HR and delivers. Hmmm... if only he knew how to get hold of a drug that could help strengthen the boy's muscles	(14)
		Yay, the Bronx Zoo is back. Yankee players, coaches and execs will be dragged into the fray if Roger Clemens forges ahead with his defamation case against Brian McNamee	(21)
		MLB's top five dynasties of fail	(41)
		The greatest two minutes in sports. The Running of the Roses	(76)
		From Fulham to Manchester United, today is the day that will decide the fate of at least 6 clubs in the EPL. Come here and discuss how West Ham threw the league for Man U or revel in how bad Fulham really is	(80)
(Some Bama fan)		Ryan Perrilloux is neaux meaux'	(25)
		Celtics can't handle the Atlanta crowd as Hawks force a Game 7. Wait, what?	(69)
(Some Hockey Guy)		The Sharks manage to survive another game, win in OT	(30)
		LA Times announces Kobe Bryant will win MVP	(62)

		Brewers pitcher tears his ACL and finishes the inning. It was against the Cubs, but it still counts	(36)
		UK coach Billy Gillispie so impressed with 15 year old AAU player he offers him a scholarship and talks him into signing a letter of commitment. So basically, the kid sounds good enough to go pro out of high school	(26)
(Some Weepy Bloke)		Man discovers the most humiliating experience ever: explaining to a girlfriend that "you were crying because a man you don't know has scored a goal for a club you don't support"	(12)
		Torii Hunter recently claimed Fenway Park has racist fans. Bosox legend Jim Rice responds in his blog: "In my 15+ years of playing in Boston, I never encountered this type of behavior directed at me, a teammate, or opposing player."	(90)
		The Red Wings not only utterly demolished the Avalanche 8-2 last night en route to a 4-0 series sweep, they may have effectively ended Colorado's entire franchise as we know it	(45)
(NBA.com)		A three-pack of Game 6 basketball to go along with your three six-packs of beer. NBA Playoff discussion thread	(197)
(Some Puckhead)		Will the Sharks hold off the Stars for another day, or will Dallas meet the Red Wings in the Western Conference Finals?	(276)
(Some Guy)		Dick Butkus sues to get Dick Butkus award ceremony moved from Florida to Dick Butkus’ home town. Penis	(5)
		Marvin Harrison demands trade to Cincinnati	(94)
		Fox News gets TO THE BOTTOM of Arizona State cheerleaders getting cut from squad for their "racy" photos surfacing online	(36)
		Mariners finally realize their best pitchers are exhausting themselves for nothing, replace slacking batters with minor-league players who outperform the rest of the team	(30)
		Stripper comes forward to admit that she also boned Kirby Puckett	(34)
(Some Guy)		Maybe all the Celtics are gangbangers - screengrabs from game five show Kendrick Perkins throwing up the same sign Paul Pierce did	(44)
		Indiana center Eli Holman makes calm, dignified exit from program, wishing them well. Nah, just kidding, he threw such a violent temper tantrum in a meeting that coaches called in the campus police	(46)
		NBA star Dwyane Wade neither confirms nor denies that he's slam-dunking Star Jones	(25)
(Sportsline)		In case anyone in Colorado thought this week in sports couldn't get any worse: Rockies' Tulowitzki could be out at least until All-Star break	(31)
		Cansecowned	(34)
		Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes	(56)
		The Colorado Avalanche come out in Game 4 and avoid a sweep. Just kidding. they folded like Forsberg's ankle and lost 8-2	(87)
		Bissinger tries to calm buzz over his blog bashing on buddy Bob Costas' broadcast	(43)
(Some Dodger Fan)		Former Brooklyn Dodgers GM Emil "Buzzie" Bavasi dead at 93. No one available for comment	(14)

		Kerry Wood out-gags Gagne; Piniella meltdown doomsday clock moves ahead two minutes to 11:58	(63)
		Today's NHL playoffs thread. PIT/NYR | DET/COL. Both could end in sweeps tonight. Will brooms be the last thing Jaromir Jagr sees in his NHL career?	(731)
(kentuckyderby.com)		The gate positions for the Kentucky Derby are set. Find out who's who and who's glue	(20)
		"That whole thing will be jammed with people, fifty thousand or so, and most of them staggering drunk. It’s a fantastic scene – thousands of people fainting, crying and fighting with broken whiskey bottles."	(21)
		Chief Wahoo pulls his Pronk	(16)
(MLB.com)		John Smoltz to fix the Braves' bullpen	(51)
		Phew, at least everything is back to normal in the life of Dennis Rodman	(44)
		UNC backup point guard rehabbing season-ending knee injury by exercising in pool. That would be the pool he just jumped into from the second story balcony of the frat house where he's partying	(34)
		Chicago Cubs use up a week's worth of runs in one game against Milwaukee Brewers	(109)
		A-Rod takes the blame for stint on DL, thought he would always be a fast healer after he stopped doing whatever he was doing	(7)
		New England Patriots WR Randy Moss creates NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series team which will run at half-speed until it's convinced it can win the championship	(24)
		Welcome to President Bush's half hour comedy hour. Bonus: He thinks Jessica Simpson sucks	(95)
		Meet the next great baseball rivalry, Rays-O's. Wait, what?	(26)
		So is there any woman out there that Roger Clemens hasn't nailed?	(166)
(Mike Hampton's Rich Surgeon)		At least Mike Hampton had the courtesy to get injured in a minor league rehab start instead of right before a game this time	(26)
		A special surprise promotion Wednesday afternoon at Shea, where the first 10,000 fans in attendance were walked by Oliver Perez	(28)
		Some players try to hang on well beyond their usefulness, but when the Pirates are willing to pay you $11M to go home and not play for them, that's a pretty big Clue-By-Four that it's time to retire	(15)
		Too early for a 2009 NFL mock draft? You'll never guess who picks last. Maybe. Okay, you're probably right, but you don't like it	(55)
		Cubs centerfielder Reed Johnson's insane catch against the Nats last Friday	(67)
		Because there are not enough 6-6 teams in bowl games, the NCAA approves the addition of the St. Petersburg bowl and the Congressional Bowl	(29)
		Notre Dame athletic director says of current BCS system, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it". Might as well have said, "It favors us big time the way it is, so why fix it"	(25)
		Peyton Manning goes farking nuts	(89)

		Because nothing says "tribute" like a custom airbrushed 1966 Dale Earnhardt-themed conversion van. That's from the wrong automaker. With an angel waving a checkered flag in "The Big Oval in the Sky" mural	(26)
		Will the sweeping begin in Dallas? NHL Playoff Thread: Stars/Sharks and Habs/Flyers	(258)
		Where's the best MLB ballpark in America? Helloooooo Cleveland	(115)
(Some Hawks Fan)		Hawks vs Celtics in Game 5 Discussion Thread, All aboard the bandwagon	(79)
		We'll have to check the record books, but Kevin Durant might become the first NBA Rookie of the Year to play in a different city the following year	(15)
		Philadelphia Eagles GM says Division III lineman would never had been drafted if a workout of him hadn't been posted on Youtube (with video)	(18)
		A street preacher is demanding Boston Celtic star Paul Pierce pay 50 grand as penance for flashing a reputed gang sign	(18)
(Some Guy)		For only the second time in history, Alabama failed to produce a single NFL draft pick. Rick Roll Tide	(18)
(Some Guy)		Chaffee, Cooter suffer defeats and we all know how painful that can be	(4)
		It's a rematch of a game that last season was lovingly referred to as "shiat on a stick." In other words, Chelsea host Liverpool in today's official Champions League semi-final first leg discussion forum	(175)
(Fox Sports)		"I'm more concerned about the multitude of bastard children sired by Mel Kiper Jr. They're everywhere. And they don't shut up." Plus other observations on the NFL draft	(21)
		Avery Johnson fired as Dallas Mavericks coach; Josh Howard just the man to throw a going away party	(58)
		Buffalo Bills to be paid $78 million to play eight games in Toronto over the next five years. No word on whether the payment will be made in cash, back bacon or Timbits	(18)
(Some Guy)		Barry Melrose may coach the Tampa Bay Lightning, needs to mullet over	(27)
		UNC's Roy Williams could be in trouble with NCAA for watching team play scrimmage with Barack Obama. No word on if he was wearing Kansas or Hillary sticker on shirt	(27)
(TSN)		TSN reporting Sean Avery has a lacerated spleen, out rest of playoffs	(56)
		How the Kentucky Derby is hurting racing: For one thing, the cars keep hitting the horses	(52)
		NY Rangers star Sean Avery rushed to hospital, unconscious and not breathing, after suffering an apparent cardiac arrest	(109)
		Apparently, Mindy McCready wasn't the only woman riding the Rocket	(31)
		Play "Guess the Goat" before today's Liverpool Chelsea match. LGT last week's goat	(35)
		Frank Thomas hits his first triple since 2002, digs four-foot deep trough by sliding	(114)
		Alex Rodriguez placed on 15-day disabled list after his gynecologist diagnoses his strained quadriceps	(33)
		Chris Paul, the NBA's favorite midget, knocks out the Mavs with a triple-double. With midget pic goodness	(26)
		Torre happy that his team has won four in a row. How low the mighty has fallen	(10)
(Spurs.com)		Spurs set Suns, surmount series. Spurs soon seek securing sixth-straight series, subsequent second-straight 'Ship. Sayonara	(77)
		Pictures of the tranny hookers with whom soccer star Ronaldo scored his hat trick. Followup tag trumps Scary, but just barely	(21)
		Softballer hits first homerun, blows knee out. Opposing team helps her score	(89)

		It's over. The Cubs no longer have a chance at the World Series	(57)
		Is Suns coach Mike D'Antoni the Marty Schottenheimer of the NBA?	(33)
		David Stern decides that since it won't help the Spurs, no Hawks or Celtics players are suspended for stepping onto the court during an altercation	(180)
(Some Nailbiter)		It could be Texas ending trifecta for Mavs, Rockets, and Suns (playing in San Antonio). Welcome to tonight's NBA playoff discussion thread	(61)
		Now the Champions League final is guaranteed to be an all-English affair, prepare for the biggest clusterfark in world soccer history	(23)
(Some Camera Guy)		Coolest timelapse of Fenway you'll see of a day	(45)
		Let's play hockey: Stars/Sharks, Penguinos/Rangers, & Wings/Avs discussion thread	(979)
		AHL center arrested after running down the street naked, telling people he was going to streak the quad	(14)
		One year after Cards pitcher Josh Hancock killed himself while driving drunk, STLtoday runs this headline "Hancock death had impact"	(13)
		When asked by Dallas radio station who Yoko Ono is, two wives of KC Royals players draw a blank. Station's on-air response? "Stupid b----"	(71)
(Brian Cuban)		Roger Clemens admits secret Miley crush	(28)
		Roger Clemens sometimes sent Mindy McCready payments of $25,000 but the relationship was not sexual. So that settles everything	(171)
		It's not news, it's your official "Man U versus Barcelona penalty kicks" discussion forum	(167)
		The All-Undrafted Team. The best crop of players who actually have to find a use for their Sociology or Family Science Degrees	(51)
		Colorado Avalanche center Peter Forsberg says he will play again only if he can't get reinjured. In other words, never	(35)
		Then: Mets fans pissed off at Carlos Delgado for lousy hitting in April. Now: Mets fans pissed off at Delgado for not coming out for curtain call after second home run of game	(42)
		Alex Rodriguez aggravates quad injury, gynecologist appointment set for Wednesday	(33)
		Kobe rapes the Nuggets in Denver, sweeps series	(58)
(Ugly Baseball Card)		An homage to ugly baseball cards, somehow misses Jim Leyland's bald spot visible through his heinous three-story Pirates cap	(32)
		And a voice from above said, "There shall be no winner. Let the hailstorms from the heavens banish thee from this field." And thus it became the suspended Orioles/White Sox tied rainout game	(24)
		Hurry Dallas Stars fans, the bandwagon is nearly full	(54)
		Zitowned	(44)
		Celtics star Paul Pierce fined by the NBA for making menacing gang signs. No word on what the penalty for last night's choke will be	(41)
		Manchesster City manager Sven-Goran Eriksson ssacked after less than a year in the job. Thiss sshould end well	(18)
		Getting drafted can get you out of combat in the U.S. Army	(37)
		Magic makes dinosaurs disappear	(11)
		MJ chooses Larry Brown for new Bobcats head coach over Mr. White, Mr. Blonde. Mr. Purple was already on another job	(8)
		Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic MVP... with shoes made from trash	(4)
(Some Guy)		According to one professional hockey player, Sean Avery wasn't hugged enough as a child	(26)
		Free diver passes out during world record attempt, attributes failure to "evil monkeys who rode on her shoulders"	(13)
		Please exit the Boston Celtics bandwagon in two orderly lines in a calm manner, thank you for your cooperation	(54)
(Some Guy)		Pittsburgh Pirates ownership gives fans the finger	(68)
(Some Guy)		Brazilian footballer Ronaldo in trouble after trying to get with a tranny	(20)

		BCS officials meeting to decide series format of next four years. Will they vote for a four-team "plus one" model, or keep the status quo and just let Ohio State take its whoopins?	(43)
		The Mavs' Jason Kidd won't be suspended one game for his flagrant foul during Sunday's game, meaning he'll have to wait an extra day before scheduling his summer tee times	(29)
(Some Guy)		Tony Romo among those entered in qualifying tournaments for golf's U.S Open. Expected to look good on the front nine, bad on the back nine, and set a new record for worst single-hole score ever on 18	(28)
(Gather.com)		Man petitions for Midget Olympic events. Submitter disagrees, because they could cheat with their magic	(66)
(Sportsline)		NHL playoffs discussion: MON/PHI @ 7pm ET	(228)
		McCready's mom admits Mindy connected with Clemens, but denies any Rogering	(57)
		Inevitably, the NFL has to become a political debate. Thanks, Mr. President	(18)
		Biggest surprises of the First Round of the NBA Playoffs. Suspiciously Absent: ESPN Commentator Stephen A. Smith hasn't been fired yet	(26)
		The award for "unsexiest draft" goes to the San Francisco 49ers, who picked two possible starters, a backup, a cornerback who can't cover, a WR with a rap sheet and a special teams player. Wee	(17)
		Falcons first round pick: "Since I've been at USC I've probably gotten at least over a hundred parking tickets. We've gone through everything, towed, booted. Everything"	(6)
		Karl Malone's son is no son of his	(22)
		Will Robinson dead at 96. Should have listened to that stupid robot	(57)
		After systematically dismantling a championship franchise with nonsensical player moves, Miami Heat Team President Pat Riley to step down as coach, focus more on his front office duties	(13)
		MLSE CEO Richard Peddie looks to turn Tottenham Hotspur FC into soccer's version of the Toronto Maple Leafs for a cool £250 million	(14)
		Barry Zito finally starts earning his enormous paycheck. Just kidding... he gives up six runs in the first inning	(58)
(Some Guy)		Draft hilarity. ESPN's Ron Jaworski: Colt Brennan will never get on the field for the Redskins. Mel Kiper: What are you talking about?	(61)
		If you allow Jaromir Jagr to get in your face twice, you might be tulip. You just might be	(81)
		It looks as though ESPN's Mel Kiper has learned how to minimize his poor draft analysis by giving every team, except one, a "B" or a "C." Strong work there, iron balls	(63)
(tsn.ca)		It's the Flying Frenchmen vs. the Broadstreet Bullies in tonight's lone NHL playoff game	(123)
		Atlanta Hawks new motto following Saturday's win over Celtics: "Don't be satisfied." Hawks expected to change motto later in the week to "At least we won one"	(53)
		Indian cricket player suspended for 11 matches for slapping another player. Yes, for slapping like a girl. This makes soccer look manly	(21)
		To help offset the loss of Chris Henry, the Bengals draft a player that got a DUI. Bonus: Drove his car into an apartment building	(11)
		Suns slaughter Spurs, securing sweepless sports Sunday, subsequent Spurs-Suns series submissions sporting Ss	(33)
		Hot female racecar driver wins her first major race. No, not that one, the other one	(52)
		Report: Roger Clemens injected himself into country singer Mindy McCready	(52)
(Some Guy)		Mets' Joe Smith heckles Cub fans. (Video, not safe for work language)	(67)