Tiger again shows the world that everyone else is fighting for second place	(29)
		Georgia equals their SEC regular season win total by winning four games to take the SEC Tournament Title	(53)
		The Houston Rockets defeat the 1st place Los Angeles Lakers to not only make it a 22-0 streak but also take the #1 spot in the West	(17)
(IHT)		At 21, Magdalena Neuner is the youngest biathlete to ever win the overall world cup. That's hot	(25)
		Rich Rodriguez on the Wolverines next season: "I'm anticipating the worst"	(54)
(Nascar.com)		Veteran Dale Jarrett to make final Cup start in Sunday's Bristol race and DW's voice is gone. Coincidence? You decide. Bristol discussion here	(149)
		Sal Paolantonio says what everyone knows, but doesn't dare say out loud: Favre was overrated, sucked the last decade of his career, and was the beneficiary of undeserved praise in the media	(80)
		Newsweek realizes that Duke sucks	(46)
		Move over, Sawchuk. Step aside, Plante. NJ Devils goalie Martin Brodeur earns his record seventh 40-win season	(37)
		Schoolteacher takes 2 months off to catch Dale Jarrett's final NASCAR races in person, gaining the admiration of the Jarrett family; "The next time somebody tells us they're a DJ fan we'll have to call BS on them"	(19)
		In honor of today's bracket release, here's the top 10 NCAA tournament-game endings ever. Duke Sucks	(30)
(Some Guy)		Coppin State wins MEAC, becomes first team in NCAA tournament history with 20 losses	(31)
		Georgia, which won 4 SEC games all season, has now won 3 in a row, including 2 on Saturday, to reach the SEC championship game	(32)
(F1.com)		F1 Australian GP 08 discussion thread. Who will be the fastest at the season premiere?	(48)

		Steinbrenner whines that Tampa Rays are supported by hotshots like him, so they better not complain when a Yankee tries to spike one of them. Not that Steinbrenner, the little one	(38)
		Former Falcons first round pick DeAngelo Hall being traded to the Raiders for a second round pick. You're doing it wrong, Falcons	(37)
(TSN)		There is some justice in the world. Chris Pronger (D-Bag) suspended for 8 games	(38)
		Clemson beats Duke before UNC gets the chance to. It could almost be argued that the Blue Devils' talent level is lower than that of other schools	(33)
		Georgia bursts Kentucky's bubble in OT. Duke sucks	(56)
		Due to storm damage, SEC tournament moved to ACC school	(28)
		Blake Hoffarber, the kid who made a ridiculous game-tying shot sitting on his ass a couple years ago, beats Indiana with a ridiculous left-handed shot with a second left in the game	(26)
		Five games stacked on top of each other, three of the Big Four having kick-off at 1500 GMT, with Arsenal playing M'Boro to sum things up. It's your Saturday Premier League thread	(59)
		Rockets score 21st consecutive victory, giving them the second-longest win streak in NBA history	(35)
		If the Georgia Dome's rocking, don't come knocking	(48)
		England v. the Black Caps	(29)
		Team turns the ball over more than 20 times, shoots 8 for 12 from the line, has a starting guard go scoreless and wins. Big 10 basketball: Catch the Excitement	(27)

(Some Guy)		Possible tornado strikes Georgia Dome, halting SEC tourney	(280)
		David Feherty, golf's funniest analyst, cracked more than just jokes after being hit by a truck while cycling	(7)
(SPMSportspage.com)		The top 100 team names in college sports. Duke Sucks	(63)
		Either the #8 Wisconsin Badgers have an incredible defense or Michigan's offense sucks worse than Duke. Or both	(35)
		Shelley Duncan to be suspended for three games, Jonny Gomes for two. Because sliding hard into second is worse than sprinting from right field and blindsiding someone, right?	(54)
		Kansas City Royals cut three more pitchers, who realize that if you can't make the Royals, you might as well give up, turn to crime, purple monkey dishwasher. Let's face it, you stopped caring at "Kansas City Royals"	(27)
		Uh, something tells me Bruce Bowen does not make over $30 million a year	(30)
		Imaginary lost productivity during March Madness skyrockets to $1.7 billion in 2008, up 42 percent from last year. Federal Reserve poised to slash garbage time, free throws in effort to curb recession fears	(42)
(Some Guy)		Putting the "bad" in badminton: eight major scandals from eight minor sports	(6)
		New York Yankees release Billy Crystal, who should have a starting job with the Tampa Bay Rays any day now	(35)
		Rugby League season starts in Australia. Winger Jordan Atkins scores four tries, equalling 1942 record for a debut game	(13)
		Manny Ramirez shows off his newfound speed... to swoop in and take the bigger locker formerly held by Doug Mirabelli (point No. 5)	(38)
(Rochester D&C)		This year, Syracuse pounded Colgate 87-59 and Cornell 80-64. Guess which two are going to the NCAA tournament and which one is going to the NIT?	(91)
		Houston Astros place new emphasis on speed. It's too bad they've never placed an emphasis on winning	(33)
		Arsenal draw Liverpool, Man U draw a stabbing in Rome, Barcelona draw Shalke, and Chelsea draw civil unrest in Turkey. It's not news, it's your official Champions League draw discussion forum	(68)
		LeBron James on the cover of Vogue. Are those Manolo high-tops?	(8)
		Best video of a drunken New Zealand cricket fan trying to save his pint of beer you'll see in the next 36 minutes	(51)
		Dale Jarrett's 24-year NASCAR career will come to a close this Sunday at Bristol in a multi-car pileup	(24)
		With the Yankees coming to Virginia Tech, Derek Jeter is on the lookout for some Hokie honeys	(17)
		Greg Oden practices for the first time with the Blazers, takes a couple of dunks, and suffers another season-ending knee injury	(29)
		Red Sox release Tim Wakefield's personal catcher Doug Mirabelli. Plans for the mid-game motorcade rushing him back to the stadium set for late April	(43)

		Red Sox phenom Clay Buchholz proves he can also bring the heat off the mound, dating Penthouse's POTY Erica Ellyson. Their first fight will concern who has nastier curves (w/"I'd hit it even with the bases loaded" pic)	(50)
		"Greatest showdown in horse racing history" looms on Friday. Viewers expected to be glued to their sets	(14)
		Rick Sutcliffe hopes to get his 172nd win after being diagnosed with colon cancer	(10)
		If you own a Topps baseball card, this guy probably took the photo	(27)
		You will be relieved to know that Michael Jordan was *not* named in former NY Governor Spitzer sex investigation. Pray for Omarion	(13)
(Some Guy)		Top 10 comedy soccer penalty misses	(36)
		News: Owner of Bonds' 762nd homerun ball to come forward in press conference. Fark: Other guy's excuse for not catching ball: "I’m always stoned to the bone during games"	(13)
(TSN)		NHL grinder intentionally steps on an opponent’s leg -- 30-game suspension. NHL superstar does it -- nada, zip, zilch	(98)
		It's official: The AAFL is DOA	(24)
		Red Sox put Curt Schilling on 60-day donut list	(35)
		Broncos fire GM. To be fair, acquiring the entire Cleveland Browns defense seemed like a good idea at the time	(32)
(Some Skier Guy)		Bode Miller clinches overall World Cup title	(30)
		School and parents outraged that girl's high school basketball coach used harsh language to address the team. Had it been a boy's team, his comments would have been called "coaching"	(39)
		Yankees player says, "I'm pretty sure the spikes weren't that high. They were pretty much going straight at the glove." Photograph of play says otherwise	(182)
(Some Guy)		Minor League baseball team announces Eliot Spitzer Night. Promotions include wire taps throughout the stadium	(73)
		Just in case Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Adam Eaton doesn't understand the insult, one loud-mouthed fan is happy to spell it out for him. In other news, Eaton surprised to find there's no B at the end of "bum"	(23)
		Nashville Predators coach Barry Trotz can connect the dots, if they don't reach the playoff spots, he'll probably plotz	(16)
		Seattle SuperSonics rookie Kevin Durant, the youngest player in the NBA, asked to carry the heavy load. Presumably, all the way to Oklahoma City	(12)
		If you thought the Pittsburgh Penguins would have trouble scoring without Sidney Crosby in the lineup, you thought wrong. Very wrong. Very, very wrong	(70)
		Jason Kidd laments that the New Jersey Nets play on "wrong side of the Hudson." Submitter assumes he means they should be *under* it	(27)
		Cuban Soccer team's bid to qualify for the Olympics off to a promising start after... wait, nevermind, a bunch of their players just defected	(107)
		Houston goes 20-0. Only two other teams in NBA history have achieved such a goal and both have gone on to win the Finals	(74)
(AL.com)		NASCAR's about to find out all the beer in the world can't take the edge off a dull race and overpriced tickets	(43)
(Some Guy)		Just when Falcons fans thought things were improving, they went and re-signed Joey Harrington	(21)

		The U.S. women's team just won the Algarve Cup for the sixth time, and the fifth time in six years. What, you've never heard of it?	(10)
		Endorsement bucks leading men's tennis and golf circuits into a world of suck	(10)
		Spring games are good practice for pitching, batting, fielding and bench clearing brawls	(63)
		Clemson to RB Ray Ray McElrathbey, who adopted his little brother to save him from their crackhead mom and gambling dad : GTFO	(38)
		Pat Tillman is among 19 players up for election to the College Football Hall of Fame this year. He'll probably get shot down	(185)
		John Daly responds to Butch Harmon's remarks by getting disqualified from this weeks Arnold Palmer Invitational after failing to arrive for his tee time in todays Pro-Am	(16)
		True winners of NFL free agency thus far are teams that signed no one	(38)
		Baseball commissioner Bud Selig earns $15 million a year, or about $1 million for every incredibly stupid decision he makes	(64)
(Some Redneck)		The latest crop of open wheel superstars to try NASCAR are full of fail. Lucky for them, they're losing their guaranteed spots so fast they can go back to the minor leagues and race the full IRL schedule	(57)
		Now that the Super Bowl is over, in a shocking, stunning, outrageous turn of events which no one could have possibly seen coming, that woman who accused Randy Moss of domestic abuse wants the case dismissed	(22)
		20 best young pitchers in MLB, better than the catchers by rule	(113)
		NBA's West versus Least quality discrepancy: Denver Nuggets 37-26 and out of the playoffs, Cleveland Cavaliers 37-27 and in the fourth seed	(77)
		Oral Roberts earns third straight berth into NCAA tournament. Oral fans excited, hope the team swallows the competition. 69	(10)
		Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella "concerned" about team's hitting. If he's concerned now, he's going to have multiple ulcers by the end of the season	(22)
		Mike Greenwell believes Jose Canseco stole his awards and money by using steroids, throws Matt Nokes and Kevin Seitzer under the bus for good measure	(47)
		Kevin Garnett backs Paul Pierce for MVP, Paul Pierce feels the same way	(60)
		The Toronto Maple Leafs perform a miraculous comeback and win the game in overtime after being down 3 – 0 in the third; thereby cementing the fact that still won’t make in to the playoffs	(49)
		Kansas City hopes new Sprint Center will lure a professional sports team, especially from the NBA, NHL, or even MLB	(36)
(adn.com)		Mr. Mackey wins the Iditarod again, mmm-kay?	(15)
		Billy Packer doesn't own a computer or a cell phone, because those devices might tell him there are conferences other than the ACC	(41)
		Red Sox can't stop whining about being goodwill ambassadors for baseball	(93)
		BBC engineers have broadcast an entire international sporting event live in 3D. Unfortunately it was Scotland beating England at rugby	(17)
		Golf coach Butch Harmon drops John Daly as a client because "the most important thing in [Daly's] life is getting drunk.”	(38)
		80-year-old Tommy Lasorda storms onto field, umpire informs him lawn is no longer his	(20)

		Coolest waterskier you'll see today, if only because he's being towed behind an SUV on a storm-flooded street (pics)	(9)
		China assures world that air in Beijing will be clean for the Olympics, thanks to dragons rising out of the Yangtze to blow the pollution out to sea	(18)
(Some Realistic Fan)		From the why waste your time department, a documentary film crew is following the Cubs around for the season because it's been 100 years since their last World Series title and it would be a great story if they won this year	(27)
(Some Guy)		NCAA tournament or the NBA's Western Conference playoffs? This year, you have to actually think about it	(25)
		Fan runs onto court and at LeBron James during game. Does LeBron A) demand the NBA tighten its security, B) place a restraining order against the fan, or C) invite said fan to his next game as a special guest	(26)
		Today's sign of the apocalypse: The Colorado Rockies may have the best 3 young pitching prospects in the MLB	(57)
(Awful Announcing)		CBS broadcaster pairings for the NCAA Tournament	(34)
		The U.S. Olympic Soccer team kicks off its qualifying campaign for Beijing tonight against Cuba	(47)
		Scientists discover that since 1945, English soccer teams who play in red at home have greatest success. Still no cure for Duke	(30)
		Randy Johnson threw one and 1/3 innings yesterday against the Rockies for some reason	(26)
		Pedro Martinez, 36, seeking at least three-year deal for next contract. Late 30s, injury-prone, only 160 innings in the last two years... yeah, I'm thinking long-term deal	(49)
		Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart becomes trained in CPR and use of automated external defibrillator. However, it still won't help him keep the Cardinals from choking away leads	(18)
		George Mason wins the CAA and will return to the tourney. Sophomores from the Final Four team are now seniors, incuding Will Thomas, who outplayed Rudy Gay	(42)
		Liverpool takes on Milan in the Champions League tonight. No, this is not another repeat. That other Milan, and not in the final	(121)
		Joakim Noah: The Bulls are better than the Pistons	(39)
(tsn)		For the last game ever at Yankee Stadium, ladies and gentleman, please welcome your New York Rangers. Wait... what?	(47)
		Josh Beckett, like most of Red Sox Nation, can't get it right	(68)
		Black sportswriter unhappy with media's love of Tyler Hansbrough. "I'm trying to remember the last time a black player was called the face of college basketball. Maybe it has occurred 500 times. I just can't remember"	(143)
(Bugs&Cranks)		When he isn't giving up homers to Joe Carter or hocking salsa, Mitch Williams finds time to verbally berate female referees at his daughter's CYO basketball game	(10)
		Eight is enough: Michigan High School boys hockey state championship game goes through eight overtimes before being called and the schools declared co-champs. Happy Gilmore not impressed	(50)
		Nineteen in a row. Suck it, Pats	(53)
		Billy Crystal to play for the Yankees for a day; says he's doing it just for the 'roids	(26)
		If your teammates are making fun of you because they sell more jerseys than you do, buying hundreds of your own jerseys at the official club shop will not make them stop making fun of you	(14)
(Some Guy)		Derek Jeter opens the Derek Jeter Center for Kids Who Used to Read Good Until They Hit the Crack Pipe	(26)

(The News Tribune)		Shaun Alexander may not be falling down in the Seahawk's backfield next season. Seattle signs T.J. Duckett and Julius Jones	(20)
		Trent Green inks three year deal to join Rams' disabled list	(17)
		Caption Beckham	(33)
(Sporting News)		"Duke football is a black hole that swallows up hopes, dreams and coaches."	(19)
		Photo gallery of Patriots cheerleader tryouts. Giggity	(57)
		Peter King goes to Afghanistan, where the coffee they drink is tea and the football they play involves a whole dead goat	(11)
		The NBA, which refuses to place team in Vegas over gambling concerns, turns blind eye to players losing up to $100,000 in poker games on road trip flights	(35)
		Florida Marlins facing protests over pitcher who shoot hogs from helicopters	(189)
		Today's Premiership news: Two American dicks about to sell Liverpool FC to group of middle eastern DICs	(53)
		Phoenix Suns coach Mike D'Antoni thinks acquiring Shaq has made them a better team. Well, on paper, anyway	(31)
		Dwyane Wade is out for the rest of the Heat's dismal season, joins the rest of the team	(23)
		After a day of reflection, the Yankees agree that the home plate collision yesterday was no big deal. Just kidding... they're still whining like a French soccer team	(57)
		After finishing second in Sunday's "Kobalt Tools 500", Tony Stewart lets Goodyear know how great their tires perform	(143)
		Ron Rothstein to fill in for Pat Riley, at least until Dwayne Wade gets healthy and the team starts winning again	(6)
		Harvesting a pile of gold medals after barrelling down mountainsides around the world for more than a decade will only make you the SECOND best skier ever	(4)
		Oft-injured Avalanche Peter Forsberg sidelined with a groin injury, a g-g-groin injury	(41)
		NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell seeks harsher spying penalties, despite the objections of Spying Bill "Spy" Bellichick and his team, the New England Spying Patriots Who Spy On People	(35)
(Some Guy)		Good idea: being a star rookie and scoring a game winning goal with under 30 seconds to go with your team's playoff hopes needing every win. Bad idea: on your own goal	(49)
		Rowdy Busch delivers first foreign made win in Cup Series in over 50 years	(28)
(d2Basketball.com)		A little March Madness warmup anyone? NCAA Division II men's b-ball brackets announced. Sure no one watches but they play just as hard	(33)
		Come for the vasectomies, stay for the NCAA hoops. Bonus free bag of frozen peas to boot	(63)