(NFL.com)		Manning wins playoff game. No, not that one, the other one. Really. Why are you laughing?	(50)
		Guy who never got past Single-A set to sue MLB for not taking steroids	(27)
(WVLT)		SEC East championship ring for sale on eBay. Current owner tired of snagging it on the deep fryer	(31)
(Green Bay Press)		Problem: You fly in from Atlanta for Packer home games. Solution: Buy not one, but two houses across from Lambeau Field. A carefully constructed Packers paradise — a "place for men, designed by men"	(18)
		OK, s'like, Roger Clemens, and his like, you know, trainer guy that like, was his BFF, but ratted him out or whatever, ok, they like, TOTALLY had this like, "emotional," hour long phone call, like, Friday night, or whatever?	(31)
		Longest winning streak in any high school sport -- stretching since 1973 -- has been broken. Why anyone would want to claim the trophy pictured for 34 years is still unsettled	(28)
(NFL)		Can Eli save Coughlin's job or will the Bucs stop him there? Can Vince hobble his way to victory or will the Bolts class their way to another ugly win? No "honey-do" list today - it's football time	(1042)
		In the other big game with post-season implications, the Celtics topped the Pistons last night in a battle of the NBA Championship hopefuls	(51)
		Four premiership teams (well, five if you include Derby) play today in the FA cup. So here it is, your "Cupsets" discussion forum	(51)
		David Beckham continues to underperform, overspend, outwit	(20)
		June Jones bids aloha to Hawaii	(39)
(Some Guy)		Micheal Clarke pulls off amazing bowling spell to allow Australia to beat India in the last 15 minutes	(24)

(12)		Redskins, in tribute to Sean Taylor, lose by 21	(156)
		Mets acquire Pagan from Cubs. Fans celebrate by sacrificing a goat on a stone altar	(20)
(Some Helmet)		Updated NFL wildcard playoffs thread (Go Broncos...oh, never mind)	(497)
(Some Guy)		You know you're going to be a nervous bride if you schedule your wedding on the same day as a Packers playoff game . . . and it's at a church down the street from Lambeau Field, and the church rents parking spaces for ticket holders	(23)
		Tom Brady near-unanimous choice for MVP. John Madden's son gets other vote	(69)
(Some Guy)		Scottie Pippen scores 9 points in triumphant return to the Finnish basketball league. When asked if the remainder of his career would be Finnish, he said, "no, it's just getting started"	(25)
		12 vs. 21, Jags' run defense vs. Mr. #2: It's your Saturday NFL Wild-Card discussion	(1120)
		NBA All-Star Gilbert Arenas: "I’d rather have an Olympic gold medal than an NBA ring."	(26)
(Some LSU Fan)		Proof that the SEC is THE best conference in college football. Period	(115)
		Bruins eye Fenway Park for outdoor hockey game	(44)
		It's your official FA cup third round thread...you know the oldest football competition in the world? ah screw it - *Manchester United*	(69)
(Some Guy)		Canadians beat Americans in junior hockey championship. No, not the U-20, the U-17. But hey, there's still baseball, right?	(20)
		Canada's Grey Cup Canadian Football Championship will be "carbon neutral" next year. Unfortunately, due to the beerfarts of drunken Grey Cup celebrants, it won't be "methane neutral"	(10)
		Canada-Russia hockey rivalry being replaced by Canada-U.S. hockey rivalry. In related news, the U.S. juniors team is as gay as a French horn	(32)
		Legendary sports columnist Milt Dunnell dies at 102; was inducted into the Canada Sports Hall of Fame, the Hockey HOF, the Horse Racing HOF, and the Wearing an Onion on Your Belt and Watching Matlock Hall of Fame	(9)
(Some Guy)		Former figure skater, and still-a-cutie-at-51-years-old Dorothy Hamill, is being treated for cancer in her boobies. Save the boobies	(24)
		Tony Sparano the people's choice to lead the Dolphins. Bada bing	(14)

(Some Guy)		Former Arsenal, Real Madrid, Liverpool, Man City, player set to become former Bolton player. Guess which team he's whoring himself out to now	(28)
		Bar owner suing over Pats-Giants game shown on free TV, says it hurt his business. Someone call the Waaaaaaambulance	(31)
		Congress calls on Clemens to testify, pick up the brick that just dropped to the floor behind him	(33)
		Despite sucking so hard they almost turned the universe inside-out, Carlos Delgado maintains that the NY Mets were "the best team of 2007"	(32)
		Snowboarding champ refused to sign confidentiality agreement while dating Lindsay Lohan. After getting dumped, sells story about her being sex addict for $120,000	(33)
(Some Guy)		Wrigley Field to get 70 more seats, meaning 70 more people will pay premium prices to watch the Cubbies be out of the race by May	(51)
		NFL player rankings for Wildcard Weekend. Redskins at top of the pack in all but special teams	(131)
		Following Pittsburgh's new 10% alcohol tax, local sports arenas concessionaire "rounding up" to 14% on beer sales because "we don't deal with pennies"	(32)
		Sports Illustrated picks the top college football player for each jersey number, and put it all on one page for easy reading. Just kidding, you get to click through 99 pages to see the whole list	(54)
		Curt Schilling may want to offer a reason why he was 52-52 at age 30, only to go 164-94 in the next decade. Teammates Dykstra and Incaviglia from the Mitchell Report may know (About halfway down the page)	(111)
		"Chemacterility" Just another word for Bill Simmons fellating the Boston Celtics	(46)
		Martina Hingis gets two-year ban after positive cocaine test. Authorities became suspicious when she snorted the white lines on Wimbledon's centre court	(29)
(Some Guy)		Becks takes the pitch with Arsenal, hopes to avoid relegation and getting sent off in stoppage. Bobbies wanker chavs where's the loo, luv? Oy. Sod off you bloody runt	(26)
		Nationally televised football game? Check. Virginia Tech playing? Check. Hokies choking another big game? Inevitable	(52)
		National Enquirer reports that if Tom Brady wins a Super Bowl ring, he's promised girlfriend Gisele Bundchen an engagement ring	(46)
		Cleveland QB Derek Anderson thinks that he and Brady Quinn can coexist on the Browns roster, storks deliver babies, unicorns exist	(48)
		Terrorists win the 2008 Dakar Rally	(35)
		Why you don't rush into a hire: New WVU coach now discovered to have resigned as VMI coach after being accused of racial slur	(33)
(Some Guy)		Canada vs USA World Junior Hockey Championship discussion thread	(88)
		Butt urges patience as Allardyce tries to rebuild Newcastle. Submitter is unsure what this means, but is confident there are hooligans somewhere that do	(24)
(Some Guy)		Louisville excited to hire the football coach from Duke who only won six games in five years. There's no WTF tag	(11)
		Cardinals sign Matt Clement to add depth to their disabled list	(46)
		Whining Cleveland Browns fans accuse Tennessee and Indianapolis of collusion because the Colts wouldn't call their final timeout while losing by six with less than two minutes to play in a game that meant nothing to them	(123)
		Clinton Portis says that the play of Washington Redskins teammate Santana Moss has really improved ever since Moss' penis surgery made him more aerodynamic	(71)
		Sapp to Raiders, "I'm done"	(65)
		Avalanche's Ryan Smyth out for eight weeks with fractured Forsberg	(30)
		Furniture salesman says that Stephen A. Smith told him that Stephen A. Smith would love to buy a couch for Stephen A. Smith. Ricky Henderson approves	(30)

		Student arrested outside MSG for selling anti-Isiah shirts. Bonus: He's sold shirts before without any police problems. Super bonus: Shirts also available online	(24)
		Armoured wankball draws record crowds for the fifth straight year	(61)
		Arriving for playoff game, New York Giants find "No Vacancy" signs hanging in all the hotel lobbies in Tampa	(26)
		Clemens: Trainer did shoot me up... with vitamins	(76)
		Orange Bowl discussion thread. Duke sucks	(232)
		A's trade Swisher for three little leaguers and a fetus to be named later	(44)
		McGlassKnee out another week... still no cure for faking it	(11)
		Bucs plan to keep Giants fans from buying tickets to playoff game foiled after New York's attorney general steps in	(23)
		Chances of Tennessee upsetting San Diego just dropped dramatically as Titans WR Roydell Williams breaks his ankle during practice	(31)
		TVs in San Diego may go "lights out" for the playoff game Sunday	(45)
		Cowboys' safety Roy Williams horse-collars Pro Bowl spot vacated by the late Sean Taylor	(52)
		Miami Herald columnist: "I imagine that Bill Parcells spends the holidays alone in his underwear"	(13)
(NY Daily News)		Knicks coach Isiah Thomas predicts he and Knicks will win title, unaware that the win column is on the left side not the right	(25)
		"Today's talking points include: The NFL in London, Cam Cameron and falafel"	(10)
		Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis marketing new drink called "SlumpBuster"; Rockies already have nine cases on pre-order	(25)
		Alleged liar may sue alleged liar for lying	(17)
		Final NFL power rankings, like anything past No. 2 matters	(80)
(The Norman Transcript)		Oklahoma sportswriter discovers commas, cliches, and all the hyperbole in the world	(9)
		Exit polls forecast Bill Belichick as winner of Associated Press Coach of the Year award	(54)
		Today's "Nobody likes the Patriots" article	(203)
		NY Islanders say they would love to play in a future outdoor game, noting anything is better than the Nassau Coliseum	(32)
		Rumors swirl that Miami native Chad Johnson will be traded to the Dolphins. In other rumors, Bill Parcells -- former coach of Meshawn Johnson and T.O. -- is a dumbass magnet	(29)
		Confidence booster comes with list of injuries for Giants	(33)
		Agent for 35-year-old, retired Keyshawn Johnson: "Miami could use a good tough veteran like Keyshawn to help the current crop of young receivers develop"	(24)
(Some Guy)		Steinbrenner confirms that Clemens will definitely be a Yankee in 2008	(36)
		Edmonton Oilers win thanks to Moreau's sleight of hand, mini-Moreau	(9)
(Cincinnati Enquirer)		Cincinnati Bengals QB Carson Palmer thinks the team needs to change coaches, parole officers	(22)
		Les Miles feels playing for the BCS Chamionship in the Louisiana Superdome won't give LSU any advantage. Bonus: More Hurricane Katrina blubbering	(64)
		Q: Why does Bob Stoops eat his Cheerios on a plate? A: If they were in a bowl, he'd lose them	(95)
		She wants to sell my monkey while scratching my back with a hacksaw until Elvis has left the building, so buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too	(16)
		Olympic sprinter Justin Gatlin claims his four-year ban for stimulant use is unfair, says he was "sabotaged by a vengeful massage therapist who rubbed testosterone cream on his legs." That's not a very happy ending	(15)
		Two men use the first snowboard built for two to snowboard down Brokeback Mountain	(9)
		Article suggests the Redskins could go farther in the playoffs than the Patriots. Submitter posted this just before leaving on his unicorn to go on a date with Kristen Bell	(85)

		Duke hires defensive coordinator, sucks	(8)
		Univ. of Washington students kung fu fighting to have Bruce Lee statue on campus	(17)
(Move the Needle)		NHL Winter Classic skates to a ratings victory	(129)
		Pittsburgh Steelers add Parquet to active roster. Submitter still can't believe it's not butter	(30)
		Boris Said announces he will race in the Bodine Bobsled Challenge, the Rolex 24 at Daytona, five Sprint Cup races, three Nationwide Series road races and an indoor go-kart track	(20)
		ESPN slobberly fellates USC, proclaims the Trojans the best team in college football	(244)
		Only thing that is certain in Chargers-Titans re-match is LaDainian Tomlinson's feelings will get hurt	(222)
(Some Guy)		Newspapers cut back on NASCAR coverage after realizing most NASCAR fans can't read	(49)
		New mountain bike lets you ride down the ski slopes, because why should snowboarders be the only annoying, inconsiderate douches on the mountain?	(45)
		In the smartest move since... well ever, Floridia will not allow New Yorkers to buy Giants-Tampa Bay playoff tickets. Suck it, Yankees	(122)
		Minnesota Vikings RB Adrian Peterson runs away with The Associated Press NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year award	(50)
		Hawaii shocks world by defeating Georgia 41-10. At least, that's what subby wished had happened	(180)
(2theadvocate)		Rich Gannon’s all-time NFL record of 418 completions, set in 2002, was broken this season, but not by that QB. No, not that one, either	(27)
		South Korean fighter declared brain dead one week after last fight. Fark: He won	(21)
		New Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez is shocked ... SHOCKED ... that WVU might sue him for the $4M buyout specified in his contract	(64)
		After saying mid-December he'd give himself two weeks to evaluate the job he's doing as head coach, Isiah Thomas decides he's doing just fine and should stay on. By the way, the Knicks were 1-4 in those two weeks	(21)
		ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition contestants compete for $5000 prize package and Guinness World Record	(10)

(Sportsline)		For the second straight Rose Bowl, a Big Ten team bends over for a Booty-call, Booty-call, Booty-call	(78)
		University of Akron's Zippy the kangaroo named mascot of the year, just edging out the University of Minnesota's mascot proving that quality of a mascot is inversily proportional to quality of football team	(19)
(Some Wolverine)		Chad Henne plays well, hits receivers, upsets defending national champion Florida Gators to make Lloyd Carr a winner in his final game. No, really	(105)
		Some week 18 Power Rankings for you to argue over. Seriously, Seahawks over Steelers?	(45)
		A.J. Smith becomes third highest paid GM. The real news? Matt Millen is second. I'm sorry, what?	(23)
(Some Hockey Fan, eh)		Your NHL Winter Classic thread. Link goes to info	(326)
		NY Jets announce return of their most important personnel for the 2008-2009 football season ..... the beer vendors	(5)
		Patriots fan says she's going to make the world like her team even if she has to go topless to do it	(60)
(Yahoo)		Today's college football discussion thread, the last big day of the season. Hooray for college football	(1226)
		Shortly after midnight, Aussie celebrates New Year with biggest balls of all	(10)
		Orange & blue Tigers defeat orange & blue Tigers in Chick-Fil-A Bowl. Who's hungry?	(41)
		Boy wearing Brett Favre jersey since 2003 sees first Packers game. A well-adjusted adult life awaits	(12)
		Happy New Year It's your official Man U -- wait I'm sorry -- your EPL discussion thread	(33)
		If the Boston Celtics snag 72 wins, Charles Barkley threatens to "walk from Atlanta to Phoenix in a Speedo"	(45)
(TMZ)		Tom Brady nailed the NFL's single season record for touchdown passes on Saturday then banged Gisele Bündchen on Sunday. Peter King is heartbroken	(74)

		Something to do before the ball drops -- watch some motorcyclist you've never heard of lose his attempt at the longest jump in history, live in Vegas	(82)
		Shula on the Jaguars: "It's almost like looking in a mirror. Only they're 11-5, not 17-0. So it would have to be one of those funhouse mirrors that makes you look like a disgusting, pathetic freak"	(4)
		Cowboys O-Line coach Tony Sparano looking for offer he can't refuse from Falcons or Dolphins. Will this headline end in the mid	(12)
		Mercury Morris goes on ESPN, uses big words to defend the '72 Dolphins and then almost has an aneurysm with 2:18 left in the video	(73)
		Remember when Javon Walker hated Green Bay and wanted to get out of there so badly? Well now he feels the same way about Denver	(27)
		You can't be serious-- John McEnroe's son caught causing racket outside NYC club	(7)
(NFL)		Quote the Ravens to Billick: "Nevermore"	(47)
		Chiefs will bring back Carl Peterson and Herman Edwards after 4-12 season to work on year 20 of Carl's five year plan to win a Super Bowl	(26)
		Bill Parcells will reportedly fire Dolphins Coach Cam Cameron because Cameron monitors team website "to make sure the players are being asked the right questions by club-employed reporters."	(29)
		Soccer fan parlays £1 into £28,000 by successfully predicting the outcome of 14 straight matches. More suprisingly, he didn't pick 0-0 scores for them all	(11)
		Top 25 games of the year	(88)
		Madden: "The hardest hit I've ever seen" Bonus: Dallas Clark reaction	(120)
(FF Toolbox)		Current 2008 NFL draft order as of the end of the season. I can has McFaddenz?	(51)
		Atlanta Falcons will try to fit Michael Vick in between rounds of golf	(10)
		For those of you who still don't think that Peter King would go gay for Tom Brady, please check out the seventh paragraph down	(76)
		What does a 3-9 record and losing half your viewers get you? If you're Notre Dame, probably a new 5-year TV deal	(70)
		Berbatov's agent says that he's happy at Tottenham but wants to go to a "big club;" so much for Tottenham's dreams of being a big club	(22)
		Short-shorts wearing Lakers get pounded by the Celtics. Kobe's response: "I felt violated. I felt naked"	(28)
		Fark’s 2007 Headline of the Year contest: Sports (details in thread)	(44)
		Wife of Chinese sports show host charges onto his set mid-show to accuse him of having an affair. Too bad Jim Rome wasn't this amusing (link to vid)	(17)
		11 percent of skiers ski while drunk	(45)
		As if we needed more proof that hockey fans are nuts, they plan to play a game outdoors. In Buffalo. In January. Subby wants the hot chocolate concession	(39)
(Some Guy)		Since Sean Taylor's funeral, the Washington Redskins have won 4 games straight to make the playoffs. Still no cure for the Seahawks next week	(85)
		LaDainian Tomlinson wins second consecutive NFL rushing title with his own 16-0 record. That would be sixteen games, no fumbles	(56)