Breaking down the top seven Heisman hopefuls	(0)
		Chicago beats Denver 37-34 in OT. Where is your Elway now?	(4)
(Fan Blogs)		The blog that reliably reported Lloyd Carr's then impending resignation says Kirk Ferentz has been offered the Michigan job. Yes, he of a 19-18 record over the past three season, that Kirk Ferentz	(45)
		Florida QB Tim Tebow broke his hand scoring against FSU and kept on scoring, just to sway few remaining Heisman voters his way	(60)
		The New England Patriots forfeit their first round draft pick in the 2008 NFL Draft	(359)
(Some Canucklehead)		Canadian football's premier event, the 95th Grey Cup, kicks off today in Toronto as the Saskatchewan Roughriders take on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Americans take note: there are no longer two CFL teams called "Roughriders"	(114)
		Mizzou #1 in AP Poll. LSU falls to 5, keeping hopes alive for a 2 loss team to play for BCS title	(147)
		The FIFA 2010 World Cup qualifying groups drawn, England vs. Croatia II: Electric Boogaloo	(12)
(Some Guy)		Coolest ref ever flags NC State 15 yards for "giving him the business"	(31)
(Some Guy)		New York Post is doing everything it can to remind everyone the Patriots were caught cheating	(78)
		NFL Week 12 discussion thread: can Cleveland keep the pace with the Steelers? Do the Patriots put up 60 against the Eagles?	(1679)
		NCAA football computer reboots itself after #1, #2, #7, #9, #13 all lose, makes Duke vs. Slippery Rock likely National Championship matchup	(82)
		Vegas bartender gets fired after accusing former NBA star of acting like a, well, former NBA star. Yep, lawsuitilarity has ensued. Bonus: It's Dennis Rodman, and no, this is not a repeat	(26)
		West Ham v. Spurs, Fulham v. Blackburn, it’s today’s battle for the middle of the table premiership discussion thread	(69)
(Some Guy)		Oregon, with Dennis Dixon playing a full game: 42.8 points per game. Oregon, without Dixon, against the same team that was blown out by Notre Dame: 0 points	(19)
		Blame game starts around English failure in Euro 2008 championships. For some reason they start with "£50k on booze, lapdancers, begging for threesome... and sex in basement"	(43)
		Rock, chalk, Jay LOSS	(37)
(ProJo)		The deadly sport of ice hockey claims yet another young victim. After winning a Nintendo Wii a 14-year-old promptly died falling over himself trying to claim the prize	(174)
		LeBron James scores 37, notches 3rd triple-double in win over Toronto	(18)

		It took 4 OT's, but Kentucky proved once again it knows how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory	(53)
(Some Guy)		Woody Hayes takes the #1 spot in the 10 most unsportsman like plays of all time	(128)
		No bull. Knicks finally win a game	(16)
(Some Tennis Guy)		Third time's a charm. 36 year old Pete Sampras beats Roger Federer in straight sets	(17)
(7 babes a bloggin)		Twelve reasons to hate football	(116)
		Canadian football Super Bowl to be held on Sunday. First team to score gets free doughnuts at Tim Hortons	(21)
		Tonight's Kansas vs Missouri game is college football's second-oldest rivalry that predates the Civil War	(71)
		Ole Miss fires coach Ed "Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw footbaw" Orgeron	(9)
		Dennis Franchione resigns as coach of Texas A&M. Franchione happy to give you the inside scoop on his resignation with an insider subscription to his website, only $1,000 a year in a special offer	(22)
		Nebraska football team rallies around embattled coach Bill Callahan and gut out tough victory. Just joking, they gave up 65 points to a pretty bad Colorado team and Callahan's ass is pretty much toast now	(45)
		Today's college football discussion thread. When an SEC team loses to an unranked SEC team it is because (insert SEC fan garbage here) but when it happens anywhere else it is because that conference is "weak," right	(1057)
		Wigan v. Arsenal, Derby v. Chelsea, Bolton v. Man U, Newcastle v. Liverpool: It's not your Saturday English Premiership discussion thread, it's Rams to the slaughter	(73)
(Honolulu Advertiser)		Hawaii beats Boise State for WAC Championship. I bet someone will get leid tonight	(34)

		CFL commish thinks the Toronto Argonauts will get the call up once the NFL realizes the Bills are worthless	(29)
		After further, further review, Tampa Bay gets possession of the football	(14)
		Soccer Commentators Gone Wild - Round 2: The Payback	(17)
		IAAF to Marion Jones: DIAF	(18)
		Colorado allows 51 points in football game. Fortunately for them, they were playing the one team in the league where that doesn't matter	(26)
		Don't argue with Australian sailors about how American football is better than Australian football	(237)
		Does anybody actually want to play for the BCS Championship? Arkansas knocks off #1 LSU in triple-overtime, 50-48, proving unequivocally that Duke sucks	(261)
(The Sports Network)		Journeyman pitcher now playing with the Angels. No, not those, he's warming up in the bullpen in the sky	(24)
		Floyd Mayweather to his next opponent - "I wish I was in prison with you. I'd make you my biatch." Considering the pictures we all saw a few months ago, perhaps Mayweather should've proposed this to Oscar De La Hoya	(20)
		After a loss at hapless Notre Dame, Duke looks for a new football coach who can take sucking to a new level	(11)
		Not only can Brett Favre magically rejuvenate a franchise into a Super Bowl contender at 85 years old, he brings racial harmony and understanding to games as well	(16)
		Open thread for today's college football games, including the Dennis Franchione Farewell Bowl	(387)
		McNabb may have figured out a way not to lose to the Patriots	(68)
		Calgarians cancel Grey Cup pancake breakfast in Toronto due to, get this, snow. Toronto calls them wimpy and asks Calgary for their Canada badge back	(32)
		Anyone fancy being the England manager? No experience required	(24)
		Cowboys owner Jerry Jones hot under the collar because millions of people won't be seeing next weeks epic showdown between the Packers and Cowboys because cable sucks	(85)
		Opera singer mispronounces line in Croatian national anthem and accidentally sings "My dear, my penis is a mountain"	(78)
(EADT)		Rugby referee gets bum rap after mooning at Two Mile Bottom side	(1)
(Some Guy)		On eve of annual UF/FSU rivalry game, Bobby Bowden admits missing Steve Spurrier; wishes he could call him up on speakerphone to take jabs at his team	(15)
(The Sporting News)		Last Exit To Brooklyn -- for the Islanders?	(21)
		Football team penalized 15 yards prior to every game	(47)
(HiDiHo)		Do they scat in Salt Lake City? The Utah Jazz are #1 on list of Top 10 sports teams that need a name change	(53)
		Dear Jets Fans: All that begging for the season to be over can continue now. With Regards, Cowboys fans	(26)

		Denver reporter says Jay Cutler is way better than John Elway was, also wants everybody to leave Brittany alone	(25)
		Baylor alum Mike Singletary declines the opportunity to coach at his alma mater Baylor. Maybe being the doormat of the Big 12 had something to do with	(26)
(Some Blogger)		Eerie parallels between England's pitiful soccer team and NHL's pitiful Toronto Maple Leafs	(23)
		So what crop of current NHLers is going to make it to the hall of fame? Argue about it here	(51)
		Winnipeg Blue Bombers coach doesn't mind his players scoring off the field before the Grey Cup game this Sunday...as long as it's with themselves. They may as well since they won't be scoring much during the game	(22)
		Kansas-Missouri Border War. The betting line has Kansas winning. One reason is they are #1 in takeaways and Missouri QB Chase Daniel is good with the picks. Video example in linky	(36)
		Washington Capitals finally figure out that going 78-123-9-29 isn't a good thing	(28)
		Mike Tyson read "American Gangster" while behind bars. In other news, Mike Tyson can read. It's not news, it's CNN	(51)
		Pittsbugh will replace the grass at Heinz field before Monday night's NFL game, but must wait for four high school championship games on Friday, South Florida vs. Pitt on Saturday, and cheerleader grazing on Sunday	(22)
(Some Turducken)		Are you ready to stuff your face and watch some football? NFL Turkey Day discussion thread	(433)
		Barry Bonds... check, Pacman Jones... check. Ahh it must be Sports Illustrated's 2007 Turkeys of the Year	(23)
(Sky Sports)		England coach Steve McClaren sacked	(43)
		Torii Hunter can now afford that second i thanks to a 5 year, $80 million dollar contract with the Angels	(36)

		Gilbert Arenas out three months after undergoing knee surgery. The NBA Live cover curse strikes again	(9)
		Tom Brady: "We're not trying to win 42-28, we're trying to kill people, we're trying to blow them out if we can"	(126)
		Female pole vault champion to become male. Thanks to prayers from millions of men, it's not Allison Stokke	(21)
		The twenty highest revenue-generating teams in college football. Duke, absent from the list, sucks	(25)
(Move the Needle)		ESPN's "Mike & Mike" leveled by Frank Caliendo	(35)
		Kansas City Chiefs RB Priest Holmes announces retirement	(18)
		After shocking 9-1 start and possible Cinderella run to the Super Bowl coming up, Brett Favre declares himself Packers QB for Life	(33)
		England storms back from two goals down in the second only to blow it and are eliminated from Euro 2008	(67)
		After sitting at home for four months waiting for *anybody* to call, 43-year-old OF Steve Finley still thinks that he'll be playing in the majors in 2008	(15)
(The Chronicle of Higher Education)		UF/FSU game goes carbon neutral, what's your favorite sports rivalry doing to save the planet? In other news there is one tag that rules them all	(41)
(Some Guy)		Algerian basketball player racks up $47,000 phone bill for a tiny North Dakota College. Bonus: The college was barred from post season play by the NCAA because of the bill	(59)
		Boston paper offers five reasons why Mike Lowell is better than Alex Rodriguez. Fails to mention lack of herp	(62)
		Washington State University QB Alex Brink has passed for 10,514 yards and 71 TDs... and has never played in a bowl game. He sounds like a perfect fit for the Arizona Cardinals	(22)
		The Oakland Raiders are so bad, RB Lamont Jordan wants to be released. Jordan is so bad, they just might grant it	(23)
		The Leafs get back on track with an impressive win over... oh who are we kidding. They blew another two goal lead. Duke sucks	(30)
		San Francisco 49ers explain the reason QB Alex Smith has been sucking so bad -- he needs to rest for two weeks, and may still need shoulder surgery after that	(33)
		Jets move out of the cellar while the Browns crack the top 10 in this weeks NFL power rankings	(42)
		For the first time in years, the Detroit Lions will play a Thanksgiving game with more at stake than just their pride	(20)
		New York Knicks owner James Dolan promised U.N. ambassadors tickets to every game if the team won Tuesday night. Thankfully, an international incident was avoided when the Knicks lost	(8)
		MLB auctioning off the can of bugspray used on Joba Chamberlain in the ALDS. Surely the perfect gift for any Indians fan	(24)
		Boss of Croatian football team arrested for shoplifting minutes after arriving in England for team's crucial Euro 2008 qualifier today	(38)
		England manager drops David Beckham from final Group E match in Euro 2008 qualifier	(20)
		Saint Mary's upsets #11 Oregon, 99-87. Duke sucks	(9)
(Scene Daily)		Hendrick Motorsports offers Jimmie Johnson a lifetime contract. Suck it, A-Rod and your measly 10-year deal	(32)
		NHL Power Rankings offer few surprises, plenty of chances for homers to give us their excuses	(58)
		New York Mets trade relief pitcher Guillermo Mota to Milwaukee Brewers for catcher Johnny Estrada and a giant sausage	(20)
(NY Daily News)		NY Jets announce they are putting an end to the Gate D halftime show of peppering women with obscene suggestions and insults, thereby allowing fans to focus their insults where they belong: on the J-E-T-S Jets, Jets Jets	(30)
(Some Soccer Dude)		It's the final UEFA 2008 qualification thread. Will England make it against Croatia? Will Holland drop their aces to avoid the top spot for the drawings? Will Andorra beat the crap out of Russia? Find the answers here	(152)
		Headline: "Kansas City coach Herm Edwards is sticking by conservative game plan with struggling Chiefs." Translation: "I hope my defense can hold the other team under ten points because we'll be lucky to score 13."	(20)
		Calgary Flames win 4-1 despite managing only 15 shots on Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore	(16)
		Paper creates "luckiest page in newspaper history" and urges readers to lay their hands on the screen so England will beat Croatia in Euro 2008 qualifier. When it's this tacky, you know The Sun is there (w/ miracle image)	(15)
		WFAN signs Joe Girardi to a once-a-week guest phoner spot that'll pay him more than DiMaggio, Ruth, Gehrig and Mantle ever made playing ball... combined	(11)
		After re-injuring his neck during the Chiefs loss to the Colts, Priest Holmes may call it a career	(20)
		A brief history of sports team mismanagement in New York, showing that Isiah Thomas is just the latest in a long line of morons and asshats who've run teams in the Big Apple	(12)
		Just when you didn't think it couldn't get any worse for the Steelers, they lose starters Troy Polamalu and Santino Holmes for next Monday's game against the winless Dolphins	(41)
(Some Guy)		Justice department joins suit against U. of Michigan for not having enough access for disabled people at Michigan Stadium. They obviously didn't see the people on the field	(18)

		Eagles are 22 point underdogs at New England this week, the most ever for Philadelphia. In related news, Eagles defensive backs found in fetal position in the weight room	(64)
		The perfect example of why women shouldn't be allowed to write about sports	(96)
		Titans investigate charges that Pacman Jones had "altercation" with teammate Albert Haynesworth. "Dumbass" tag feels inadequate for Mr. Jones at this point	(6)
		Baltimore Ravens coach Brian Billick climbs on board the waaaaahmbulance, plans to file report with NFL over Cleveland's game-tying field goal and other "questionable" calls	(38)
		Allen Iverson wins NBA player of the week for the 21st time. But but but Nuggets	(23)
(Wizbang Sports)		The NFL may start allowing field goal reviews after this weekend's Browns v. Ravens game. Here are 10 other things the NFL should consider allowing replay officials to review	(39)
		John McDonough resigns as president of the Chicago Cubs to become new president of the Chicago Blackhawks. Odds of McDonough seeing a championship in his lifetime just increased, slightly	(10)
		Jimmy Rollins named 2007 National League MVP. Cue whining from Rockies fans about East Coast bias in 3...2	(171)
		Thanks to insurance, Newcastle will receive £100,000 for each week that striker Michael Owen is injured. The Chicago Cubs are intrigued by this "insurance" theory and would like to sign up for their newsletter	(16)
		Dale Earnhardt Jr. upbeat about moving to Hendrick Motorsports. Considering the crapfest he endured with DEI this year, it's hard to imagine that he could possibly do any worse	(57)
		BCS agrees to expand its at-large pool to 18 teams effective immediately so no team feels like they got screwed over	(64)
(NY Daily News)		Unhappy with the 2-7 Knick's work habits, Isiah Thomas kicks his entire team out of practice. That'll teach 'em	(39)
		English football hits new low as powerhouse Croatia says the only player they are worried about heading into Tuesday's crucial Euro 2008 qualifier is David "Gimpy" Beckham	(37)
		Al Davis says he won't retire until Raiders win two more Super Bowls	(43)
		Romeo Miller to follow in father's footsteps to basketball fame and glory	(36)
(Fox Sports)		Nick Saban compares Louisiana-Monroe loss to 9/11, Pearl Harbor	(40)

(Drunken football guy)		Breaking news from the Department of Overfunded Research: College students drink too much during college football game days	(32)
		Chicago White Sox ship Jon Garland off to the Angels in exchange for Orlando Cabrera and some magic beans	(41)
		Vick decides to check into Federal Pound Me In The Ass prison three weeks early	(41)
		Boise St. fans wear "Senator Craig is a Vandal" at BSU-Idaho game; Stadium bathrooms go strangely unused during Broncos 58-14 victory	(14)
		On same week he tells players he can't "fulfill all their ticket requests" to Cowboys game in Washington, Redskins owner Dan Snyder seen at Sunday home game with five bodyguards	(27)
		Mike Lowell to return to Red Sox. Wanted to announce it during the middle of the Yankees next World Series, but decided he wanted to play again before he was 80	(57)
		Tonight's MNF crapfest is the Titans-Broncos, starring two second-year QBs who are crapping all over the field this year, raising the question: How much do you hate Tony Kornheiser?	(235)
		Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail for DUI and drug possession, but with his "normal" good behavior, should see his time extended to sometime in 2009	(38)
		A-Rod easily named 2007 AL MVP	(63)
		Friend of New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury says coach Isiah Thomas gave Marbury a choice to sit on the bench or go home, so Marbury chose the latter	(10)
		How Barry Bonds grew into such a giant asshole, a pictorial	(65)
		The Iraqi national soccer team excelled at the 2004 Olympics, and won the 2007 Asian Cup, truly a sign that George Bush's strategies are working. Except now they are defecting to Australia	(24)
		NFL officials broke replay rules in order to make a correct call in the Cleveland/Baltimore game. Correct call, that's good. Incompetence and favoritism, that's bad	(103)
		Despite most "experts" picking UConn to finish seventh in the eight-team Big East football conference, they have a chance to win the Big East and earn a BCS berth	(33)
		In this week's Monday Morning Tom Brady Gushathon, Peter King also recognizes Brian Westbrook, who makes Reggie Bush look like the glorified Kenny Watson he is. No offense to Kenny Watson	(63)
		Just end the seas -- wait, we won a game? Against the Steelers???	(74)
(Some Guy)		Alabama's Nick Saban, college football's highest-paid coach at $4 million a year, just lost to Louisiana Monroe's Charlie Weatherbie, the lowest-paid at $130,000	(44)
		The Buffalo Bills take their whippin' like men	(139)
		While Jimmie Johnson may have won his second straight Nextel Cup, Juan Pablo Montoya pushed and shoved his way to Rookie of the Year	(40)
		Ole Miss puts 20 players on probation for stealing pillows and radios from hotels. Bobby Boucher looks around nervously	(10)
		Mexican college students poised to take over yet another American industry	(14)
(Some Guy)		"Losing football matches we can live with. We are Scots, after all, and God knows we've had enough practice at dealing with feelings of utter devastation and all-engulfing despair"	(11)
		Glavine re-signs with the Braves. "We're getting the band back together" comments John Smoltz	(31)
		Browns/Ravens game ends, teams go back to their locker rooms. Officials decide the game isn't over after all and bring the teams back onto the field for overtime	(66)
		No, Celtics, you cannot go 82-0 this season, not yours	(51)