Rudy Giuliani attends last NASCAR race, apparently thinking they raced Porsche 911s	(13)
(Some Guy)		Baseball players finally realizing what the rest of the world already knows - Scott Boras is a douche	(30)
		Miami Dolphins are on their way to setting another perfect record - a season unblemished by wins	(40)
		United States wins the real World Series	(14)
		Lloyd Carr bows out. Say hello to Les Miles, Michigan	(90)
(Bloomberg)		AP poll? Check. Coach's poll? Check. USA Today poll? Youbetcha. BCS? uh-huh. LSU again the undisputed #1 team in the land. Suck it, Saban	(53)
(nascar.com)		Ford 400 discussion thread. Last NASCAR thread until February	(76)
		Houston wins MLS Cup. Suck it New England, you cannot rule in every sport	(58)
(CFL)		CFL playoff discussion thread. Will B.C. be able to defend its title? Will T.O.'s bragging come back to hurt them? Does anyone care about the CFL right now?	(57)
		Week 11 NFL discussion thread. Sexy Rexy returns, Brodie Croyle and John Beck debut and the Giants and Lions square off for NFC wild-card supremacy	(1779)
(NY Daily News)		Knicks' fan long nightmare may soon be over: The Isiah Thomas death watch has begun	(13)
		MLS playoff finals : Part Deux. New England vs Houston. Can Boston rule the entire sports world this year?	(83)
		Watch this nimble crew member jump between two cars entering the pits at the same time during Busch series finale	(38)
(Some Guy)		$4-million-dollar head coach Nick Saban apologizes to Bama fans for losing to Louisiana-Monroe	(43)
		Notre Dame wins their first home game and proves that they don't suck worse than Duke	(21)
		Barry Bonds is still a hero in the flax seed oil industry	(2)
		Once more thing for Boston fans to be smug about this year: Harvard once again screws up Yale's undefeated football season	(17)
		New Jersey Devils' goalie Martin Brodeur wins his 500th career game	(32)

		Tim Tebow becomes first NCAA player with 20 rushing TDs and 20 passing TDs in the same season	(32)
		Nutt done blowing his load at Arkansas	(15)
(NASCAR.com)		Security guard gets pushed to the ground by Kasey Kahne, remains anonymous for obvious reasons	(9)
		Despite 41 points from Wilkins, Hawks lose to Supersonics. No, this headline is not a repeat from 1989	(21)
		Israel score in injury time to chalk up 2-1 win over Russia, leaving England needing only a draw Wednesday v Croatia to qualify for Euro 2008 and delay Steve McClaren's axeing until July	(18)
		LLLLLLoyd	(117)
		Turns out Warren Buffett was the brains behind getting A-Rod to bypass Scott Boras and go directly to the Yankees	(22)
		Estimates suggest one million pints of beer will be consumed in Glasgow on Saturday alone as thousands of people from all over Scotland converge on the city	(28)
		Today's college football/Lloyd Carr appreciation thread	(1180)
		A-Fraud or Big Papi MVP? Homey Boston sportswriter makes case for Ortiz	(65)
		Coach K explains why Duke sucked last season while simultaneously patting himself on the back for coaching Team USA. Ink on his contract with the Devil already fading	(20)
		International football discussion thread for Nov. 17. On deck are a South Africa v USA friendly, as well as several key Euro 2008 qualifiers, including Scotland v Italy and Israel v Russia (with England's future very much at stake)	(103)
(Some Guy)		Oregon quarterback Dennis Dixon played against Arizona with a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee suffered two weeks ago. He reinjured it and his college career is over	(36)
		As the Celtics improve to 8-0, sports fans wonder if Boston is going to rule the entire sports world this year. Even the Bruins have a winning record	(76)
		Kenny Rogers fires agent, chicken	(9)
		NBA fears China's voting power	(11)
		Kevin Durant pulls the first magic trick of his young NBA career with a buzzer-beating 3 to win in double OT	(17)
		ESPN reporter tries to find the human side of Bill Belichick but finds Satan instead	(37)

		That whooshing sound you hear is the bottom falling out on Barry Bonds collectibles and merchandise values	(19)
		England striker Michael "Glass" Owen hurts himself in useless friendly against Austria, just in time to miss Wednesday's final Euro 2008 qualifier that may prove equally useless, anyway	(13)
(Some Guy)		Professional Bridge players pull a Dixie Chicks, send the Professional Bridge world into a tailspin	(77)
		Michigan's Jake Long: "We're not thinking about (the fact that) we haven't beaten them in a couple of years...They haven't gotten in our heads."	(43)
		Why pro football needs to return to basics	(24)
		Problem: You sold the racy photos of de la Hoya in fishnets you took for less than "market value"; Solution: Sue de la Hoya for $100 million	(13)
(Some Pigskin Guy)		The 1972 Dolphins forget, they aren't the only professional football team to have an undefeated season	(26)
(SteeRike)		Map of the United States, with territories determined by MLB fanbases	(98)
		The Nashville Predators have reached a deal with the city to remain in Nashville	(33)
		LSU coeds like to shake their tailgates before football games (for fun and profit) in front of Tigers huddled masses (with video)	(24)
(FOX)		Short-term memory loss allows Dolphins to welcome Ricky Williams back to team. Club officials remind him that the grass they play on is off limits	(32)
		A big reason why Barry Bonds is facing jail time is because he thought he could treat federal prosecutors like he treats journalists, teammates, fans, and damn near everyone else: like pieces of garbage he can feel free to blow off	(30)
		Members of Knicks organization believe Isiah Thomas wants to be fired, but he can't even do that right	(4)
		New York Mets sign free agent catcher Yorvit Torrealba who last played for the Colorado Rockies. The Rockies are now expected to sign free agent catcher Paul LoDuca who last played for the Mets	(21)
(FOX)		Short-term memory loss allows Dolphins to welcome Ricky Williams back to team. Club officials remind him that the grass they play on is off limits	(23)
		Dwayne Wade calls Shaq out for being lazy. Shaq confused, isn't used to having calls against him	(15)
		College football #2s having a worse year than al Qaeda #2s	(15)
(superathletics)		Anti-Doping Agency chief Dick Pound entertains the shocking possibility that drug testing is flawed. "It is not much fun to find that someone who has been tested 160 times admits to doping"	(15)
		Love him or hate him, Jay Mariotti brings the truth as he calls bullshiat on the sportswriters lamenting what a sad day for baseball Bonds getting indicted was - "Hell, this is a joyful day"	(36)
		Andrew Raycroft shines in his triumphant return to Boston. Just kidding, he gives up five goals to the second-worst offense in the NHL. You can tell it's fall when the Leafs start blowing	(23)
		Michael Vick's former mansion is for sale, dog carcasses included at no extra charge	(51)
		Japan will test goal-line technology -- using a microchip embedded in the soccer ball -- to see if it can be used in 2010 World Cup to eliminate controversial goals. Hopefully, somebody will actually score a goal so they can see if it works	(29)
		Despite needing Israel to beat Russia tomorrow, England coach Steve McClaren says he "fully expects" his side to qualify for Euro 2008. Submitter "fully expects" to be typing headline about McClaren's firing next week	(38)
		FoxSports senior baseball writer notes that Barry Bonds' indictment will make it unlikely that any team will sign him as a free agent. Well, thanks for that keen observation, Ken, and Ric Romero is holding on line three	(24)
		Trent Dilfer will start at QB this Sunday for the San Francisco 49ers. Either Alex Smith's arm is hurt worse than he was letting on or he has officially become the next Ryan Leaf	(58)
		Air McNair may be permanently grounded in Baltimore	(26)
		New York tax officials claim that Yankees captain Derek Jeter should have been taxed as a state resident from 2001-03, so he owes several million dollars	(24)
(wlwt.com)		The "Old Left Hander" is rounding third and heading for home. One of the most underated baseball broadcasters, Joe Nuxhall, died last night	(64)
		Arizona defeats No. 2 Oregon, 34-24. Ducks aren't what they were quacked up to be, still expect to lick Beavers Dec. 1	(171)
		Details on how the Chinese weather service will intercept incoming clouds to prevent a rainy Olympics	(27)

		High school cross-country runner breaks her leg TWICE during state finals race, crawls 45 feet to the finish line. THAT is hardcore	(81)
		A-Rod is still a Yankee -- agrees in principle to a 10-year, $275 million contract with incentives if he breaks the HR record in pinstripes	(41)
(Some Insane Yankee fan)		Yankees will get Johan Santana for Robinson Cano and a minor prospect. In other news, David Wright will be acquired for Carl Pavano and George Bush will pursue peace with Iran	(43)
		How to fix what's wrong with the Jets, 49ers, Falcons, Dolphins and Raiders. This article could easily be replaced with three words: "Nuke from orbit"	(48)
		With Marion Jones forfeiting her gold medal, the winner of the women's 100 meters at the 2000 Sydney Olympics is... nobody	(5)
(Football Outsiders)		"Marcus did tell me during the bye, he said, 'Dad, why don't you make game plans that work? Honest to God, that's what my seven-year-old said. So everybody out there, you're not alone"	(8)
(KTVU)		Barry Bonds indicted in BALCO case by federal grand jury	(346)
		After beating down Don Shula, sports media scares up second '72 Dolphin to melt down about the Patriots: Mercury Morris (with drunk video goodness)	(29)
(Some Guy)		Man sought by police for threatening to kill Nebraska's defensive coordinator. Suspect pool: the entire state of Nebraska	(11)
		Padres' Jake Peavy named unanimous Cy Young winner after completing the pitchers' version of the triple crown	(33)
		Vikings bring in washed-up QB Koy Detmer for three days of practice then release him. His final paycheck: $30,000 per day	(21)
		Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler honored by "you suck" comment from South Park boys. He thought it was funny. Hopefully we won't all be laughing in a few years	(44)
		Stephon Marbury returns to the Knicks in time to help them lose to the Clippers	(8)
		Former Phillies catcher Darren Daulton writes a book about metaphysics. "A rosin bag is just a mirage of innumerable particles constantly speeding up or slowing down. But the Fourth and Fifth Dimensions remain unseen by most"	(26)
(NY Daily News)		Eli Manning still doesn't care what you or Tiki or Chris Collinsworth think	(37)
		U.S. military wasting all its victories on Notre Dame	(17)
		Atlanta Braves, California Los Angeles Anaheim Angels of Anaheim, St. Louis Cardinals and New York Yankees begin bidding war by offering more for World Series MVP Mike Lowell than the Boston Red Sox offered him	(30)
		ESPN's Mike Golic admits to using steroids. Well, duh -- just look at the man's body	(27)
(Some Guy)		Good: Getting drafted into the NHL. Bad: By the Toronto Maple Leafs. Worse: Naked pictures you took when you were 18 get posted on Facebook	(25)
		The ACC can get two BCS bids. Suck it, SEC	(40)
		Kobe Bryant vetoed a trade to the Pistons Tuesday night. Allegedly. Classic. Kobe Freaking Bryant. Memo to Kobe: The Zen Master likes "Brokeback Mountain" jokes. Classic. Sha-mon. Without the nicks and cuts of a blade. Out	(57)
		Stay-Rod?	(73)
		Prison warden seeks permission to get satellite TV so that former Bengals players can still watch Monday Night Football	(5)
(thatsracin.com)		NASCAR working on "Senior Tour." Just what we needed -- a bunch of old guys running ovals with their left blinker on for 500 miles	(18)
		Idiot who jumped from the stands and then tackled a referee during a game is trying the old "peer pressure" defense at his assault trial	(9)
		Now that Peyton Manning has intercepted his way out of competing with Tom Brady for MVP, look for Ben Roethlisberger to give Tom a run for his money during the second half of the season	(79)
		Steven Gerrard comes out in favor of affirmative action for English football. Torres, Babel, Alonso, Benayoun, Hyypia, Riise, Kuyt, Mascherano, Reina and Sissoko all agree to make room for Pennant and Crouch	(26)
		No. 1 North Carolina barely squeaks by tiny Davidson University from... uhhh... wherever the heck they're from. Duke sucks	(40)
		Phil Jackson says he's sorry for the "Brokeback Mountain" crack: "If I've offended any horses, Texans, cowboys or gays, I apologize"	(48)
		Steve Spurrier declines Herschel Walker's challenge to "step in the ring" over his comments about Georgia's bench-clearing TD celebration over Florida	(15)
(NBA.com)		Forget the New England Patriots' perfect season -- the Boston Celtics are trying for a 82-0 regular-season record	(54)
(Sportsline)		Who had game nine in the T-Mac injury pool?	(5)
(KTEN)		High school suspends several girl basketball players for taking "college preparation" event to its logical conclusion	(29)

		Clippers dancer tries a half court shot at halftime of NBA game... shoots it backwards over her head... nothing but net	(36)
(Some Guy)		Phil Jackson, on the Tuesday's Lakers / Spurs game: "We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts." NBA not amused	(23)
		Milwaukee radio station launches desperate manhunt for Lambeau creep who grabbed TD-scoring Packers' junk after traditional jump into stands	(98)
(MLB)		Indians Eric Wedge named AL Manager of the Year for defeating the Evil Empire™ and forcing Prince Torre into exile	(30)
		Vince Young was overrated just a tad, but that wasn't his fault	(93)
(NY Daily News)		Giants sticking with Eli Manning as QB, unless, of course, he's injured or eaten by backup Jared Lorenzen	(63)
		"After all, being commissioner doesn't mean simply suspending players and making Bill Belichick angry"	(19)
(Fan Nation)		Cable companies show sack to NFL in refusing to carry NFL network	(24)
		Dolphins squeeze their Lemon, decide to start rookie John Beck against Philadelphia	(34)
		Four ways MLB can fix the post-season scheduling for next year but probably won't cause FOX needs extra time to air "House"	(39)
		Ricky Williams to retire from his ultimate frisbee league	(41)
		Stephon Marbury fined more than $180,000 for going AWOL on the New York Knicks. This should get real interesting	(29)
(Some Guy)		Yankees beat writer explains why Josh Beckett wasn't one of the top 3 pitchers in the AL this year. It must be hard to type and shine Jeter's shoes at the same time	(65)
		After realizing that agent Scott Boras is a giant dipwad, A-Rod might return to the Yankees for a meager $230M over 8 years	(131)
		Lipscomb and Fisk combine for 145 points in women's college basketball game. Lipscomb had 123 of them, miss record for biggest win by one point. Duke sucks	(19)
		Konnichiwa, biatches. Red Sox to open 2008 season in Tokyo	(55)
		When asked what he could do to get his team to generate more offense, Miami Heat coach Pat Riley replies, "I should suit up."	(8)
		Boston Celtics win their sixth straight game to start the season. ESPN chatter about how they're going to match the 95-96 Bulls 72-10 record in 3...2...1	(64)
		Stephon Marbury leaves the Knicks. Knicks fans hope he takes Isiah along next time	(26)
		Brett Hull sticks his toe in the crease of the Dallas Stars GM office	(31)
		Yankees plan to blow $45 mil on Mariano Rivera, who will in turn blow more saves	(33)

(Centre Daily Times)		Don't call him grandpa: JoePa, 80-year-old football coach, says he has no plans to retire	(26)
		Patriots road to the Super Bowl just got a hundred times easier. NFL source claims Colts DE Dwight Freeney will need season ending surgery	(91)
(Some Guy)		Oregon State University Athletic Director calls out Pac10 officiating crew, replay officials, Pac10 conference director of instant replay, and Pac10 commissioner for terrible officiating	(42)
(Some Guy)		Golf magazine describes older players who won't get off the damn grass as 'leeches', saying they clog up courses and ruin the game for the younger generation	(21)
		C.C. Sabathia wins the 2007 American League Cy Young Award	(84)
		Week 11 Power Rankings. Colts get knocked out of the #2 slot by a team that has only lost to Indy	(112)
(Some Guy)		Two middle-aged white college football announcers attempt to dance. Hilarity ensues	(26)
		After Nikolay Davydenko appeals $2,000 fine for not giving his best effort, ATP agrees that he just sucks	(4)
		It's so cute that the Miami Dolphins are pretending it matters what QB starts	(43)
		"What do you call a Michigan Wolverine with a national championship ring? A thief."	(93)
(Lucky Witness)		Mike Ditka: Still partying it up at 68	(29)
		The NFC West sucks (and the NFC South isn't much better)	(57)
(Fan Nation)		After Travis Henry's hair follicle and lie detector tests showed he was clean, Mike Shanahan decided to support him. It's a nice gesture since Travis Henry is used to supporting so many others	(17)
		Celtics are #1 in power rankings, are enjoying their honeymoon phase	(50)
		Brian Greise's sprained shoulder opens the door for a triumphant Grossman comeback this season after throwing the game winner against Oakland. Get ready for the dragon	(53)
		Looking for something to do now that he has the rest of the season off, Pacman Jones agrees to snitch on shooter in Las Vegas strip club incident in return for probation	(7)
		MLB free agency signings begin today, here are the top 50 available. Since this is ESPN Barry Bonds listed in the top 5	(80)
		Peter King uses the Patriots bye week to two-time Tom Brady and express his man-love for Ben Roethlisberger	(106)
		Cricket set to use pink balls. Reach whole new audience	(8)
		Big Ten allowed officiating crew that was facing suspension to work last Saturday's upset by Illinois over Ohio State. Bonus: They only called three penalties the whole game	(59)
		Justin Timberlake's bringing sexy back... to men's golf. Couldn't he bring a wardrobe malfunction to the LPGA instead?	(8)
		China sets up anti-doping agency to ensure a clean Olympics. Athletes will now be tested for steroids, HGH, EPO, and lead	(7)
		Carolina Hurricanes RW Erik Cole leaves ice on stretcher after failing to slip through the 5-hole of Florida Panthers goalie Tomas Vokoun	(18)
		Guy from "Frank TV" does Barkley impersonation in front of Sir Charles. Hard to tell which is funnier - Frank's impression, or Chuck's reaction (with video goodness)	(43)
		Fan website takes over English soccer club - 20,000 new owners will have to vote on transfers, player selections and every major club decision. This should end well	(19)
		Yankees re-sign Jorge Posada to 4-year deal worth $52 million, making him baseball's most expensive DH in 3 years	(54)
(Some Michigan Blog)		Michigan football blog reports Lloyd Carr will retire following their upcoming loss to OSU	(35)
		Watch Oregon State's quarterback lay out a 265lb defensive end on a block	(45)
		British golf courses tell senior citizens who pay low fees, spend all day on the course, annoy younger members, and ruin the grass to "get off their lawns."	(9)
		The Frank Stallone of NFL QBs will never win a Super Bowl	(75)
(Some Guy)		The Patriots stadium will be using wind energy to power the stadium. Turbines being installed in Cameron Indoor Stadium to power all of NC	(26)

		Herm Edwards prepares to unleash the sex dragon, the Rocket in the Pocket, Brodie Croyle. You know, it sounds so much more impressive when Bears fans do it	(20)
		If you're a college football coach, you're already in trouble if your team takes a 50-0 asswhipping after you guarantee a victory. Flipping off the opposing coach just makes things that much worse	(18)
		Bad coach can't figure out why his sub-par players have not improved during fail-rific season	(26)
(Some Creamer)		From the actual headline department: "Already in the pink, it's Creamer by 8 strokes."	(10)
		Messier enters the Hall tonight. Greatest player ever?	(108)
(Some XM MLB Chat blogger)		Clemens, Matsui among names on Mitchell list	(59)
(Speed TV)		The amazing story of Alex Zanardi and his attempt at the NY Marathon	(27)
(Some Guy)		Football team reports minor error in their paperwork, is ejected from state playoffs. WIAA pres: “This action reinforces the Associations’ high value placed upon ethical conduct". Team learns a vaulable lesson in STFU	(14)
		Cubs trade for Infante. Terrible	(15)
(Some Guy)		ESPN's Sal Paolantonio is the only man on Earth that thinks Barry Sanders was overrated	(63)
		Red Sox win again (Pedroia). Rockies lose again (Tulowitzki)	(35)
		AP poll? Check. Coach's poll? Check. USA Today poll? Youbetcha. BCS? uh-huh. LSU now (again) the undisputed #1 team in the land. Suck it, Trojans	(196)
		With yesterday's game in the books, Brett Favre has surpassed 60,000 yards and can take over the top spot by the end of the season. At least Dan Marino has a Super... no,