How FSU reacts to being the worst college football team in the state of Florida	(7)
		Byron Leftwich injured in first start with the Falcons. Entire city of Jacksonville seen pointing and laughing	(8)
		Kimi Räikkönen's F1 Wörld Title in jeöpärdy düe tö BMW's füel being töö cöld	(24)
		Bironas becomes first kicker in NFL history to hit eight field goals in one game	(17)
		Webster wins Portugal Masters. Gary Coleman envious	(3)
		The weather in Denver for the World Series is going to be either nice, or not nice	(15)
		Urban Meyer has talked all season about trying to limit the number of carries for quarterback Tim Tebow. Now, he might really have to do it	(12)
		South Florida drops all the way down to 11th while BC takes over the 2nd spot in the newest AP poll. Duke sucks	(61)
(Nascar.com)		NASCAR Martinsville thread-pull up a beer and let's talk racing	(47)
		For one team, there is no tomorrow: Your game seven ALCS discussion thread	(1595)
		After wildly insisting that Tim Donaghy was the "lone gunman" of betting referees, David Stern, why pray tell did you punish six other referees under the radar?	(9)
		Joe Torre declines offer to join Tim McCarver and Joe Buck calling the World Series on FOX. Says he couldn't bear the idea of being part of another losing team	(28)
		Formula 1 Grand Prix of Brazil discussion: Will Lewis Hamilton become the first rookie driver in history to win the Championship?	(82)
		Vanderbilt upsets #6 South Carolina, 17-6 on the road. Steve Spurrier still a 'Cock	(14)
		Cleveland Indians pitcher Paul Byrd, who won game 4 of the ALCS on Tuesday, reportedly purchased $25,000 in HGH. Looks like he could be playing in the California Penal League next year	(97)
		RIP legendary Green Bay Packer WR Max McGee	(16)
		It's do or die for the Bears and Eagles this week: Week 7 NFL discussion thread	(1182)
		South Africa wins the Rugby World Cup. Again	(9)
(Some Guy)		The best 60-yard goal you'll see today	(17)
		LSU pulls a win out of their ass with one second to go	(55)
		Red Sox force game 7 as Schilling comes up huge	(73)

		Notre Dame offcially no longer Bowl eligible, will have to wait till next year to lose 10th straight bowl game	(46)
		World surfing champion Kelly Slater detained in Israel after scuffle with photographers. Zack Morris, Screech Powers unavailable for comment	(15)
		Having already alienated most football fans outside New England, the Patriots are now targeting their own season ticket holders	(32)
		A-Rod has one foot out the door	(34)
		Batman placed on IR, done for season	(11)
		The ALCS Game 6 discussion thread is brought to you by... [searches through papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it	(804)
(Some Guy)		Lewis Hamilton will not finish the Brazilian Grand Prix tomorrow because another driver is going to take him out to prevent a rookie McLaren driver taking the championship. Oh good - an F1 race that might finally be worth watching	(26)
		Winter storm warnings posted in Colorado for heavy snow in the mountains and Denver... and Game 1	(19)
		The next manager to get fired after one season by the Yankees could be Don Mattingly, Joe Girardi or Tony Pena	(42)
		Preseason game between Nets and Celtics in Worcester, MA, called at halftime because of condensation on the floor ... from the hockey ice underneath	(19)
		Can Kentucky keep that momentum train rolling and dispose of Florida? Today's college football discussion thread	(1118)
		UConn rallies to upset Louisville, 21-17, thanks in part to the punt returned for a touchdown after the returner clearly called for a fair catch	(47)
		Your Rugby World Cup 2008 discussion thread. "There's nothing more that can be said that hasn't already been said ... the talking is done now, it's time to play." Let's talk anyway	(82)
		Are you ready for some football? After a week break we now return you to your official English Premiership Football discussion forum; up today -- the Merseyside derby	(93)
		Jeff Gordon loves him some pole, wins his 7th of the year at Martinsville	(8)
(Some Guy)		USC's flight to Notre Dame had so much turbulence that a Trojan thought he was going to die. Thankfully, former Losing Irish QB Brady Quinn's huge warrior heart and indomitable spirit willed the storm away	(15)
(Democrat & Chronicle)		37 carries, 449 yards, and 7 TDs in one game...all done in Western New York and not against the Bills	(8)

(9News)		Colorado Emergency Operations Center workers busted before they could use the state's super fast computers to purchase World Series tickets	(14)
		Formula One rookie Lewis Hamilton warned to keep his celebration in check if he wins the championship this weekend. Tony Stewart plans to call him and offer some helpful advice on how to keep cool	(30)
		Celebrated Sports Illustrated columnist Rick Reilly departing magazine after 22 years to pursue television career	(19)
		Steve Francis signs endorsement deal with Chinese shoemaker Anta. Shoes are expected to be great when you first wear them, then fail inexplicably when you play on another court	(3)
(Some Bostonist)		"As Brady has racked up championships and magazine covers, Manning seems to have won something that eludes Brady: The rest of the country"	(66)
(Some Guy)		Bill Callahan called his new boss Tom Osborne a "crusty old (fark)." Husker fans stocking up on tar, feathers	(21)
		Hot, hot ballgirls steal the limelight from players at Madrid Masters tennis tournament (with OMFG, I just died and saw heaven pix)	(43)
		Kansas City Royals poised to make Trey Hillman their next court jester	(15)
		Last year's winner of Oakland Raiders tattoo contest is "in prison or something"	(12)
		Tim McCarver repeatedly calls Manny Ramirez' off-the-wall-hit in Game 5 "the longest single in history," even though a few players have hit home runs that were then ruled singles. Including Tim McCarver	(34)
		Colorado Rockies file to trademark the word "Rocktober" despite the fact it is already used by radio stations nationwide	(32)
(Some Guy)		The 35 dumbest sports quotes of all time. That's why they're athletes and not Nobel Prize winners, folks	(132)
		The Yankees handling of Joe Torre shows just how emasculated their leadership is without George Steinbrenner. Welcome to next year, Yankees fans	(111)
		Atlanta Thrashers spoil their perfect season	(48)
		Man who punched Manchester United's Alex Ferguson in the groin last month will face 15 months in jail. Would have faced more time, but the judge admitted that a lot of people have wanted to do that for a long time	(18)
		Kurt Warner may play QB for Arizona Cardinals on Sunday, wearing a brace on the injured elbow on his non-interception throwing arm	(40)
		The bad news was that the Monday Night Football game had the lowest rating of any MNF game ever. On the upside, nobody is complaining about Jimmy Kimmell's remarks because nobody heard them	(70)
(Some Guy)		Manchester United found to have the most yobbish fans in grass-diving	(26)
(MLB.com)		Red Sox win Game 5 as Beckett dominates Indians. Schilling seen squirting ketchup in sock in preparation for Game 6	(150)
		Jose Mourinho says he "has no interest" in leading English soccer team to defeat for approximately however long he would have the misfortune of managing it	(10)
(Some Guy)		No. 2 USF gets a head start on "Upset Saturday" by losing 30-27 to Rutgers	(188)
		Racehorse trainer banned from American competition after being caught with vials of cobra venom for doping. What a horse's asp	(3)

(Da Bears)		Who would win in a fight, Coach Ditka or Father Time? Da Coach is 68 today	(28)
		"Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you... strike this motherfarker out." Game 5 Indians/Sox discussion	(1248)
		Fulfilling Willis McGahee's prophecy, Buffalo Bills ask for approval to host one preseason game and at least one regular season game in Toronto	(39)
		Dr. Z laments the loss of "blood and guts" running backs, who run tough and can flee a lawn even with a load of birdshot in their butt fired at them by a cranky old man in a bathrobe	(36)
		Jason Whitlock continues to speak the inconvenient truth about the "culture" poisoning the NFL today	(73)
		Cleveland Indians do their best to make Josh Beckett feel at home tonight	(90)
		Madison Square Garden and New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas ask judge to reduce $11.6 million award in harassment case because they feel it exceeds constitutional limits. Thomas also feels she was "asking for it"	(69)
(Some Guy)		"I'm the Lewis and Clark of MMA. More Lewis than Clark. Actually, whoever was tagging Sacajawea, I'm him"	(31)
		Suspended WR Antonio Bryant sues NFL for being subjected to requirements of substance-abuse policy even though he isn't signed by any team	(11)
		Toga Toga Toga - Turns out 2004 Red Sox squad sought inspiration from "Animal House"	(36)
(KARE11)		Add "delinquent slumlord" to the kinds of trouble Minnesota Vikings can get into	(8)
		Jason Kidd once again proves himself to be a class act off the court. Just kidding, he got all vagina-grabby in a club	(23)
		Worst. MLB Postseason schedule. Evar	(55)
		Manny Ramirez takes break from posing practice long enough to say if the Sox get bounced "Who cares? It's not the end of the world." Manny, for $17 million, you should care	(163)
		I Want to Fly Away, eh? Lenny Kravitz to headline halftime at Canada's Super Bowl	(24)

(Some Guy)		Typical overpaid hockey player earns 6.875 million playing for the Tampa Bay Lightning. He donates 3 million for construction of the new All Children’s Hospital in downtown St. Petersburg, FL	(64)
		Tom Brady fined for wardrobe malfunction	(22)
		The seven cars that changed the world of stockcar racing as we know it since 1911	(42)
		Atlanta Thrashers fire head coach Bob Hartley after starting 0-6. Hey, why screw up a chance for a perfect season?	(31)
		ESPN college football announcers crushing BCS hopes of South Florida and Kentucky by sandbagging teams with their poll votes	(116)
		"In the big towns like New York and Boston, towns where they are so used to always getting their way, the Indians have shattered the myth that small-money teams don't win series as much as the big cats lose them"	(45)
		Russia stuns England 2-1 in Euro 2008 qualifier. English players can only clutch their knees and wonder what went wrong	(44)
		12:49 p.m. Yankees update: Steinbrenner shows up for meeting. This has been a pointless Yankees update - go Indians	(45)
		If you have end-zone seats for this Sunday's Saints-Falcons game, you might want to bring a helmet: The Falcons have threatened to start Byron Leftwich	(27)
		Heroin-addicted son of Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid skips his drug tests, ends up in jail with his gun-toting younger brother	(51)
		The Boston Red Sox need Josh Beckett to be brilliant in Game 5 of the ALCS to save their season. Too bad the ALCS is a seven-game series	(160)
		Pizza Hut calls out Roy Williams for not tipping pizza-delivery guys. Now Roy will deliver Pizza Hut pizzas	(37)
(WTAM.com)		Arena Football League coming to Cleveland. Will be promoted as "a football team that won't break your heart every single freaking year"	(23)
(Kissing Suzy Kolber)		A reasoned and intelligent look at NFL field goal clockblocking and possible solutions	(51)
		Tiger Woods -- is he in you?	(26)
		TCU football player arrested for assault on Wednesday, suspended the following Tuesday -- but not before playing on Saturday	(8)
		Jimmy Kimmel, the guy ESPN should have put in the MNF booth instead of that useless Tony Kornheiser, has been banned for saying out loud what everybody thinks about Joe Theisman	(98)
		Osborne returns to Nebraska as interim AD. No word if he took the crazy train to get there	(42)
		Buffalo Bills choose to stick with Trent Edwards at quarterback instead of JP Losman. Not that this will impact anybody's fantasy football rosters, of course	(20)
		Dallas Cowboys play out their version of "Brian's Song" as former RB Ron Springs is hospitalized in a coma seven months after receiving kidney donated by ex-teammate Everson Walls	(10)
		Kobe denies reports of cleaning out his locker	(8)
(Some Guy)		Video of the greatest free kick ever. Yeah, the soccer game ended 1-0, but still, it's pretty damned impressive	(65)
		Why do NHL warm-weather teams exist? Apparently so Canadian teams can justify all-day golf outings to regroup from losing streaks	(16)

		The Red Sox go back-to-back-to-back in Game 4 of the ALCS in Cleveland. Too bad it's in the loss column. Duke sucks	(149)
		As punishment for Michael Vick and the Hawks, Atlanta sentenced to WNBA expansion team	(39)
(Some Guy)		Sunday's Patriots-Cowboys matchup was most-watched Armored Wankball game this season	(61)
		Well there goes the Patriots winning streak	(41)
		Injured Buffalo Bills TE Kevin Everett reportedly able to do some walking. Spiffy tag trumps Follow Up	(15)
		The Miami Dolphins 0-6 season just got a lot worse. Chris Chambers traded to Chargers for a second-round pick and magic beans	(73)
		Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant. Game 4 Indians-Red Sox discussion	(904)
		The Arizona Cardinals started the season with Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner at QB, hoping to make the playoffs. Now they have Tim Rattay and Tim Hasselbeck at QB, hoping to get a good tee time in January	(22)
		Comcast and Cablevision, both run by NBA owners, won't pick up Mark Cuban's HDNet channel because they think he's a farking idiot	(19)
		Despite earlier reports, Don Mattingly's agent says he is ready to manage the Yankees	(9)
		High-fives all around in Oakland and Seattle as Angels hire general manager who "did not play or coach professionally, and his background leans more toward administration than player evaluation"	(28)
		"New England gets the first of its three bye weeks this season when it plays at Miami on Sunday." Your Week 7 NFL power rankings	(108)
		Stadiums cracking down on NFL fans who get almost as drunk and rowdy as NFL players	(50)
		11:00 update from Yankee offices in Tampa: "The only arrival in the past hour was a UPS truck at 10:25. None of the boxes was large enough to contain Tony LaRussa."	(13)
(Some Guy)		Sleep with Derek Jeter, park for free	(65)
		Tampa Bay trades for the Chief's backup RB Michael Bennett, clearing the way for Priest Holmes to return	(12)
(Some Guy)		Who are the two coaches who turned Kentucky into a football school? Rich Brooks and Billy Donovan	(64)
(SportsBlahg)		A comprehensive list of the anti-Eric Gagne groups on Facebook	(55)
		With lightning reflexes, Maple Leafs defenseman Brian McCabe pounces on a rebound to score a buzzer-beating OT game-winner. Into his own net. Oops	(42)
		National Lacrosse League cancels 2008 season after league and players' association fail to reach agreement. Tens of fans distraught	(53)
		Eric Mangini has no plans to turn the New York Jets' season around	(46)
		New York Giants become third franchise in NFL history to win 600 regular season games	(37)
		That simple yellow first-down line you see on TV NFL games? Yeah, that takes four people, eight computers and a truckload of equipment. Here comes the science	(97)
		Following Gus Frerotte's five-INT, one-fumble performance last Sunday, St. Louis Rams decide it's better to go with an injured Marc Bulger next week, broken ribs and all	(14)
		Booty plans to test finger. Submitter recommends trying to change lanes on the 405 during rush hour	(6)
		Don Mattingly says he's not ready to be Yanks' manager	(22)
		Rockies sweep Diamondbacks, advance to their first World Series	(168)

(Some Guy)		Today's episode of "Not Bloody Likely, Old Chap" brought to you by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who said the Super Bowl could conceivably be held on foreign soil someday	(39)
		Red Sox Nation: Better check the batteries on your defibrillators	(101)
		Six months after UNC's mascot dies in tragic car accident, his parents meet the four people who received his organs. Duke sucks	(26)
		Report: NFL spamming fans with 24 million emails in attempt to pressure cable companies to put league TV network on basic cable	(37)
		A picture of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews eating a sandwich. Slow news day	(25)
		Let's sweep out an NLCS thread	(496)
		Three months after receiving five-year contract extension worth $2.5 million, Nebraska athletic director sacked	(38)
		New Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ad: "Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy" (with audio, visual accompaniment)	(30)
(MLB)		Fact: Seven of last eight ALCS winners won Game 2. Fact: Dice-K hasn't won on the road since August 4th. Fact: This is your official ALCS Game 3 thread	(636)
		Cubs and Mariners ready to get into bidding war over 32-year-old, potential No. 3 starter from Japan	(24)
		After posting a note on his locker telling reporters that he wouldn't answer questions about Randy Moss before the game, T.O. refuses to answer questions about Moss and pouts like a baby after the game	(93)
(Some Guy)		Don't look now, but Tom Brady is on pace to smash Peyton Manning's TD record	(136)
		"The Madden Curse" strikes Vince Young. Still thrilled to be on the cover of the game, Vince?	(34)
		Kansas City Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez passes Shannon Sharpe for most career TDs by a tight end	(27)
		If you were wondering how Peter King would handle the steaming mangasm that was Tony Romo vs. Tom Brady... oh, who are we kidding?	(115)
		NBC camera nearly wipes out the part of the Seahawks that the Saints missed	(55)
		Boise State and Nevada score a record 136 points in 4OT thriller. Duke sucks	(31)
		Pre-rugby match war dance: New Zealand vs. Tonga	(57)
		59-year-old college football player finally gets into game. Now get off his damn turf	(9)
		This is how Orthodox Jews tailgate at Lambeau Field. "If a group of Jews want to go to a Packer game, we do it like Jews"	(226)
		Despite histrionic dives, corrupt fourth officials, blind linesmen and a fist fight, Argentinian Rugby World Cup fairytale comes to an end	(20)
		Recently unearthed corpse of Vinny Testaverde leads Panthers to victory. Still wants "brains..."	(31)
		Country singer Kenny Rogers will play a private gig for English team if they win the Rugby World Cup. If they lose, he'll play two private gigs for them	(15)
		Coloradowned	(159)